英語で雑談するスレ

let`s chat in english.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

what a fuck are you doing?

everybody what's up

i`m fine thank you, and you?

i'm fine too thank you.

You is a big fool man. HAHAHA!

>>7　is stupid. haha

>>7
you have a good humor^^

this is a pen

here is mother fucki'n internet.

>>11
are you mother fucker?

>>12
（　´∀｀） ＜you too.

>>13
i am a gay rather than a mother fucker.

look my penis.

>>15
no thanks

>>15
Very... big...

shut up gays.
A gay should die.

>>15
wow very shorty penis

Please do not make a fool of a gay.

>>18
it is bad to bias toward gay.

holy shit!! here is gay's garden.
healthy person don't come here.

Please stop a gay's talk.
From it, talk of a shark.

>>23
yeah i think so

桜シャーク

>>22
shut up bitch!

i welcome healthy person^^

fuck off gay!!
fuck off gay!!
fuck off gay!!

everybody say!! fuck off gay!!

I want to play sex.

ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! temper temper!!!

by the way, which coital position do you like the most?

i like doggy style

>>31
you mean back style, don`t you?

>>32
yes
feeling is best.

YouはShock！

I was sleeping till such time...
I want to meet early.

??????　

>>17
I laughed out loud!

>>23
what is the shark island?

Today,I will go to see movie with my boyfriend.
and go to eat dinner at Hotel.
I am very happy.

>>40
I am enviable.

He is god!!!!!
Tashiro!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40
I love Daisuke.

can you speak Japanese?

love actualy all around the world

>>44
いや、無理っす

>>45
all you need is love

>>45
you had a miss

actualy×
actually〇

you ought to mind that you spell next time.

hey u guys!!
what's uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!

It's a funny　boy!

Then, recently what did you do?
I have watched Olympic on TV.

Very exciting! ''cho- kimochi ee!!''

What's up? はもう古いよ。

What's cooking? がhotかな。最初ネイティブに言われてわけ分からなかった

>>51
...

>>51
in english please.

my dick is too big to fuck.

>>51
it should be funnier, if you mistake ネイティブ for ネガティブ.

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991 名前： 名無しさん？ [sage] 投稿日： 04/09/05 19:47 ID:???
まりーぬの画像大学生活板でみかけた


どういうことですかコノヤロー

>>57
You should talk using English.

ここは日本だ！！記号みたいな言葉しゃべるな！！

denki biribiri

>>59
Go away!

>>59
i don`t give a fuck what you think.
if you don`t like it you can suck my fucking cock.

>>59
shit! ( ﾟдﾟ)､

too many "gay" words in this thread!

Gaｙ stand for....

Guts
Acts
Yales

Hahahahaha :-)

I dreamed a dream....

It was so inmoral that I burst.

ここでブサ男が英語で一言

i wish i were a good-looking guy.

1　さあ、今から英語でおしゃべりをはじめよう！
2　はははは
3　お前はいつになったらヤレるんだい？
4　一生無理
5　うれしーよありがとう、あんたは？
6　僕もさ風と樹の詩
7　おまえはおお馬鹿野郎だなあ　ははは
8、9　ここから全然わからなくなる
10　これはペンです
11　彼らはマザーファッカーなインターネットです
12　おまえは？
13　おまえこそ
14　おいらゲイだからありえない

これが俺の英語力の限界だ

おまんこ

ここでいいっすか

伸びそうにもないスレだしな

だめです。スレタイが見えないんですか？

15　俺のちんぽを見ろ
16　拒否する
17　とっても・・・大きいです・・・
18　黙れホモ、ホモは詩ねよ
19　わかんね

もうだめ

英語嫌いだから漏れも落ちるよ

ところで田村は中卒なの？

>>73
えっ、>>19の和訳わかんないの？簡単じゃない？
>>19は　おー、とても短い陰茎だ。っていう意味だよ。

i wanna suck dick

I don't want to be a good looking guy.

I only want to be the man loved by her...

>>77
are you bitch?

>>78
who is her?

Hellow everyone!No war!

>>80
how do you think about the war of iraq?

ｲ尓説的漢語説得彳艮女子！

A shit a day keeps the doctor away.

Can you dig it sucker?

それより、おまえらグミくれよ

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cpojmcoihrenvociersncosajncopvjcofdivnhoribkiovbn.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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絶対fuck youって言う奴いるよ

I`ll be back.

You better(pugera) lose yourself

nullpo

its a fuckin sitty

少し我慢すればいいという問題ではない。私も悲しい。

>>91
ga

Don't learn English.

Just use it.

>84
You Screwed Bret!!
You Screwed Bret!!
You Screwed Bret!!
You Screwed Bret!!

Kept you waiting,huh?

Junichiro returns home and finds Fujiko, his wife, in bed
with the Crown Prince. Fujiko tries to explain and he
stops her, "a excues not necessarily are, nothing
happened me trust."

>>98
i am sorry to put you to a lot of delusion.

ふ〜ん。それで？

>>100
in english please.

I am loved by many people

HAHAHA

warata

doraemon

I LIKE SEX

頼むからここで雑談しないでくれ
ここは英語でだから

tukaomoeratukarerudaro?

onani-kinnsi

>>102
I loved many people

SEX!!!!

I coll teacher GESYUTAPO

>>107
oh sorry.
by the way,why don't you talk in english?

>>107
You should think carefully what you write here.

Y'All stop bitching around yo!　Leave >>107 alone.　He's just an asshole.

>>107
in english please.
if you write back in japanese next time,
i`ll regard you as chicken.

nullpo

Fuckin' Nazi！！

お前等速読しようぜ
この次は速読スレ立てようぜ
速読によって右脳を活性化させようぜ
お前等を馬鹿にしていた屑どもを懲らしめようぜ

Can't read the >>118

I hate United States

>>118
i hate to contradict you,
your opinion is too trifling for me to satisfy.

>120
Be notified.

>>120
FOX TV !! FOX TV!!

>>123
malcom in the middle!!

まぁ今更言って悪いんだが
チャットでご丁寧にiを大文字にしたりyouって書いたりするのは大抵日本人
あとtoとかtooとかは2に、ateは8に置き換えて使う

>>125
そんなんﾈﾄｹﾞぐらいじゃー
おまい子供だろ？

英検順１級の俺が書き込もうと思ったが、お前等のレベルの低さに呆れたよ

>>127
準１級だよ。
英語覚える前に、日本語覚えましょうねｗ

age

>>126
それを知ってるおまいもゲーマーだな？w

>>130
not only in a game

>>128
would you show me your abilities of english.
ex. about the war of iraq.

i found a miss

>>128×
>>127〇

i apologize to you for my miss.

take

I'm not No.127, but I wanted to answer so I ganna try,

You give a subject about the circumstance of iraq,
I gather every thing will be alright at length.
It is certain,
at first, everyone said It isn't considered about piece to conquer by America.
but finally, What America does are for piece,
in fact, Anyone didn't manage to do by any means(even if it will be forces)
The future of Iraq would be misery and poor.

About the war of Iraq.

That is an oil field aim.

I was pesu!

>>136
r u hamaguche?

>>136
＞I was pesu!
then what is your name now?

>>137
Yes! You're right!

>>138
Now?
His present name is Hamaguche!
He is...qawsedrftgyhujikolp;@:[]...

>>139
what do you want to say?

>>139
pugera lose yourself

>>141
lose your virginity.

GET 9

>>140
It does not understand well. With self.

>>141
Which is the right way?

it is regrettable that the 2 channel is no longer what it used to be...

Kateihou Kako Kanryou KKK

Ku Klux Klan. KKK

Do you want to go to hell?

>>148
no, i don`t.

when i'm playing BONBERMAN-online, rarely i find someones'
chatting in english.

"oh, europian or american people (in japanese language, generally
"GAIJIN") !!"

i become happy, and soon join the chat .
though with my poor english, then the chat was realized, i'm very glad.

after that, i ask "what country r u from?"
usually he or she said, "china or hong-kong or taiwan etc."

W H A T !? A S I A N !! i'm disappointed very much.

>>150
yeah^^ you know^^
i think that the inhabitants of hong-kong apears frequentry on the internet.

be sure?

ha ha no kidding!!

i finished reading all responses of this thread just now.
so i'm very tired.

>>154
Ok now, die.

>>155
i think you should die too.

nullpo

>>155-156
stop it! stop it!! don't quarrel for me.
i love both. i wanna give you my big penis.

>>158
sorry, i`m a man. and regrettably, i don`t have such a rotten hobby^^

i have a confidence that i speak english as fluently as if it were my native language.
so please speak to me without reserve.

英語ぜんぜんできません　英語できるやつはバカ

>>161
関ジャニの誰？

言ったらフライデーされるだろうが！！！

>>163
テレ朝から２ちゃんしてんの？

マネージャーが売るセーからいえねー

あ〜エンヤコラせーーのどっこいせ♪
あ〜エンヤコラせーーのどっこいせ♪
あ〜エンヤコラせーーのどっこいせ♪
あ〜エンヤコラせーーのどっこいせ♪

test

u SOB!
i have nothing particular 2 do today,
and i wanna talk with some kimono girls^^
come on!