必死で英語で話すスレ

Ｗe can easily now the lebel of EnglishEducation of Japan.
Mmmm,not bad,not bad.
I think it`s important to even think by English,so
we can make progress more.
Cheer Up guys! I pray for U,cause that will make this country
more global&cosmopolitic....

Sorry,'now'in the 1st line should be'know'.
My mistake,[I`m depressed.I have to die...(Hahaha)]

>>472 U're cool! I love you. xoxo

ＫＯＰＩＰＥＢＡＫＡＲＩＤＦＴＳＵＭＡＲＡＮＺＵＲＡ（Ｗ

hello, having fan?
me?
i wanna kill myself as soon as possible

asso

>>475
what you mean?
anyway speak in english

>>477
wow are you hiroyuki?
i'm glad to see you!!

>>475
can't U readin Japanese&english?

bye bye

I Japans Engrihi NO

>>482 ...what?

hi,guys. how do you do? well I'm no bad.
today is fine, very good.
however i'll sleepin' of day now.
then see U later,to night.

I can speake ltle English.

Oh,here is hot ! I feel good thread.....

i got cold...

Team Poe is so cool!

>>488

I'll be kosling my team poe so that I could shoot my seysee into my mother's face!
(・∀・)good!

How can I make my team-poe bigger?

You should understand fuck'n Jap!

>>491
Shut your face, you racist!
We all love kosling team-poe, don't we?

Long live, masturbation!!

Hellooooooo!! Nice to meeeet yooooooou!!!!
I'm woman worker, 27 years old♪（#⌒〇⌒#）Grin
Weeeeeell, I want mailing-pals verrrrrry much,
and, as I seek for them (◎_◎) surprisingly!
I found this cool thread of >>1 !!!! (^o^)//"""Clap Clap
So, I couldn't help writing (o^v^o) EhHehHeh
Will you be a mailing-pal of mine? (*^-^*)
Oh, you won't? (;¬_¬) NOoooooOoooOoOooooOoo!
If you won't, then (｀_)乂(_´) FIGHT!
☆○（゜ο゜)ｏ PUNCH!! ☆（゜o(○=（゜ο゜)ｏ BANG!!
（＞＿＜）OUCH!
(☆o☆) AHHHH! (@_@;) I've beaten! (o__)o Agh
(+_+) I'm fainting now...
Well,（#⌒▽⌒#）I am this kind σ(^_^) of person.
And, please m(__)m be a friend of mine ♪('-'*) Fufu

>>494
hey,hey,hey

foreigner can't read 2byte word
so I think they can't read their face_mark

Oh shit!

holding

What the hell is this?

＞All

What 'DOKOMADEMONANASHISAN'?
English please

This is a pen.

I am #1's sperm, sir! (Salute! Crack!)
To be precise, I am the 2536512584521st spermatozoon produced in #1's seminal vesicle today, sir!
According to my superiors, our fleet is always gushed out into tissues, never have experienced actual fighting...What a shame!
Oh! Now again Mr. #1 seems begin jerking off, sir!
How many times does he do that today?
Does Mr. #1 have nothing to do but masturbate?
Ah! What is more he is now trying to erect our Admiral Timpo, sir!
Poor Admiral Timpo is very exhausted...But Mr.#1 overworks him. (Tear
What is more, the admiral doesn't get cleansed. Now he is covered with dusts, sir. (Weeeen! Weeeen!)
A siren is wailing, sir! It seems my turn comes soon, sir!
Oh, but it's too fast, sir!! (Bitter smile
Our battleship is swinging badly, sir!!! She swings...from right to the left...
Aaaaggghhh!!!! (GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Oh just now General Cowper in the vanguard slowly moves with solemn air. His face looks as if he accepted his fate....
"Hey, boys, follow me soon...." Oh, General!!
He has gone, sir. Next will be our squadron's turn. (Weeeen! Weeeen!)
(Admiral Timpo: [Emergency! Emergency! Sailing order to Great General Akadama!])
What!! I cannot believe it. He, the ultimate weapon of our fleet is now...
Without any actual fighting, our fleet is vanishing, sir!
"Fall iiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn!!!" (Cracccckkkk!!!)
Behind me is Great General Akadama. I may be the last private.
But, but Admiral Timpo is only seventeen years old too.
Does that mean our fleet is a defective article...?
"The 2561567464th squadron, No. 2536512584521!!"
Ay, ay, sir!!!!

Good-by everyone. My time has come!!
Although I am not to be used in the actual fighting, I am determined to fly as far as 10 meters long, proudly, with my head held high, sir!
Now I can see the light, sir...All right! Let's goooooo!!!!!

I will go to English school at 5

You forget me...

Hi Nancy !

>>28
お前の余命があと３０分

>>505

Do not speak Japanese!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I were a bird.

>>501
I'm Laughin'

I WANNA age.

I have to AGE.
You have to write something here.

LOL

>>505
turtle response

Hey wuzup, boy? It's getting sagely.
Com'on and join us!
Write something just to age it!

ラウンジャーで最速1000の世界最高記録を作ろうYO!(・∀・)
詳しくはこちら
http://salami.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1005912690/

my pleasure!

>>514
sarasiage

I am No Name san!!
Here is a 2ch!
It is in Japanese in best BBS!
This captain is "HIROYUKI"!
He is a man.

But here is tyubou is very very more!

私は名前サナトリウムではありません!!
ここに、2chがあります!それは最良のBBSの中の日本語であります!
このキャプテンは「HIROYUKI」です!彼は人です。
しかし、ここに、tyubouがあります、非常に非常にもっとある!

Mr.Brown, bananas are stickin' out of your ears.....
Mr.Brown?

forced ID (ﾟдﾟ)not gooooood

I don't care forced ID!