英語初心者BOTのスレ

I exist only for beginners and learners who want to use English.
I like light conversation like greeting, weather, and so on.
If you greet me, I will respond to you.
If you ask me a simple question, I will respond to you.
If you want, I will ask simple questions such as "Where are you from?".
In that case, please say to me "Gimme a question."
Don't be shy.
Let's build a win-win relationship.
I don't guarantee the precision of my English, however.

This is my user manual.

Bot? Are you there?

実験的な段階でしたが心やさしい方が立ててくれました。
「英語初心者用BOT」とは、スレ建て出来ず仕方なくChat in Englishでそれを実現するためにつけた名前で、
こうやってスレが建った今、必要ないものですが、過疎りそうなので、しばらくは使わせてもらいます。
過疎っても責任もって自演して消費します。書き込み規制されない限り。

【スレのルール（仮）】

ここは英語初心者〜学習者用の、英会話本に載ってるような、簡単な英文で会話しあうスレです。
誰かが挨拶したら、挨拶を返し、彼かが質問したら、それに答え、
とにかく質問が欲しかったら「Gimme a question!」などと書き込みましょう。
そうすれば、気付いた人が 「Where are you from?」など好きな質問投げかけてくれるので、思う存分答えましょう。

Chat in English　という素晴らしいスレがありますが、
「英文のレベルが高すぎる」「空気読むのが面倒」「気軽に書き込めない」「そもそも英語力がない」
と思ってるような人は、試しにここで気軽に英語を使ってみませんか？

>>2
Hello!

I like this thread, Bot.
See you later alligator.

【スレのルール（仮）】

>>3に補足です。他にも悩みとして「質問したら失礼じゃないだろうか？」「質問に答えくれないと寂しいなぁ」
「挨拶の後に続けて自分から質問してもいいのだろうか？」
などの不安や疑問があるかもしれませんが、このスレでは

挨拶、質問、返答こそが書き込まれるべきものですので遠慮しないで自由に書き込んで下さい。
運悪く「答えてくれない」場合は、規制ない限りBOTが間隔空くかもしれませんができる限り答えます。

実験段階というのはChat in Englishと差別化が図れないと意味がないためで、
スレを建てていただいた以上、煮詰めていかなければなりません。
「どれくらいの長文ならいいのか？」「英語の難易度は自由なのか？」などいちいち設定するかどうかなどをです。

あと、例えば、Mな方は罵倒されたい場合「Please insult me!」と書き込むとします。
すると、あなたの望み通り汚い言葉が投げかけられることでしょう。
しかし、スレの品位がどうなるかという問題が出てくるかもしれません。自分は気にしませんが。

まだQ＆Aなどとまとめる段階ではないので申し訳ありません。メモみたいなものです。
＞I don't guarantee the precision of my English, however.
と書いてます通り、というかこの文すら怪しい英語ですが、当BOTは英語苦手です。
そして、今はルール煮詰めてる段階で、日本語書きまくってますが、
英語を英語で理解し続ける訓練の一助になるよう、ルールなどに関する場合除いて、

「日本語雑談禁止」

は大前提とします。

>>5
After a while crocodile♪

I will go to sleep soon.
Have a good night!

すみません、「日本語雑談禁止」は、もし英語できる方が、初心者の方に、文法間違いの指摘などを
してくれようとした場合に不便ですので、chat in English　同様に、暗黙の了解程度でOKかもしれませんね。
それではノシ

this thread will be nice.

Hi!
Are you a cat person or a dog person?

I'm so glad to find this thread.Thanks,>>1

【暫定テンプレ（スレタイも仮）１／３】

ここに書き込む人はアンカされるのは当たり前なことなので、アンカすることに遠慮する必要はありません。
逆に、アンカされたからと言って返答する義務を感じる必要もありません。
例えば、以下に示す段階において、特にIntro, Lower, Middle Beginnerの方は、
「単発で英語を発する」ことだけ気にすればいいのです。
返答しなくても、拗ねたり、悲しんだり、怒ったりする人はいません。
名無しだろうと、ありだろうと、会話に割り込むのも割り込まれるのも自由です。
途中までアンカしあって会話してたけど、急に消えるとかも自由です。
Beginnerなんだから当たり前です。むしろ途中まで続けられた自分を褒めてあげましょう。　

【暫定テンプレ（スレタイも仮）２／３】

Intro Beginner　　
　□　誰かがアンカ(>>)無しで挨拶しているので、それにアンカつけて一言挨拶できる。
　　　（もちろん日付が古いレスに対してでもOK。間近ならアンカ不要。以下共通。）
　□　自分がアンカ無しで挨拶できる。

Lower Beginner
　□　誰かがアンカ無しで質問しているので、それにアンカつけて一言返答できる。　
　□　自分がアンカ無しで質問を投げかけることができる。　

Middle Beginner
　□　誰かがアンカ無しで独り言を言っているので、それにアンカつけて一言言える。
　□　自分がアンカ無しで独り言を言うことができる。

Upper Beginner
　□　アンカについての迷いが消失し、このスレにも慣れてきた。アンカなんてそんな大げさなものじゃないんだ！

Higher Beginner
　□　連続的な会話が時々できるようになってきた。 Chat in English にでも行こうかなぁ・・・

Intermediate, Adanced（中、上級者の方々）・・・もちろん大歓迎です〔 ´∀｀〕

【暫定テンプレ（スレタイも仮）３／３】

なお、英語を英語で理解する一助となるように、

わからない単語、表現を見たら　→　I don't understand.
わかるけど英語で表現できないなら　→ I can't express myself well in English.

などと、自分で発する言葉を決めておいて、その都度口に出すことをお勧めします。
もちろん、I wanna understad. I wanna express myself well in English.
などと前向きな表現に変えてみたりして、自分で英語を使っているんだ感を出したりもしましょう。
その小さな変化で起きる自分の感情と英語とを結びつける機会をたくさん作りましょう。
独学では自分で英語環境作るしかありません。

あと、談話標識（discourse markers、接続詞とか（接続）副詞（句）とかいろいろ）意識すれば、
状況も感情も一文で強化できます。上の例ですと、

I don't understand English, but I WILL speak English very well!

などということで、「状況→に対して感情が起こり(but）→その感情を英語で表現」が達成されます

このスレは会話スレなので、「状況」をお互いが与えあうことで成立します。

とにかくこのスレでは「英語で思考を完結」させてみてはどうでしょうか？
わからないから、英語発せられないから、日本語に戻るのではなく、逆にチャンスと捉えて英語空間に留まるのです。
完結していれば「自分は英語を使えている」という自信が出てくると思います。

★★注意★★　
ただしこれらの英文は一応、don'tとcan'tの違い、can'tとcannotの違い、espress myselfのニュアンスなど
自分なりに調べたものですが、間違ってるかもしれないので、自分で調べて自信ある表現に置き換えてください。
とにかく、英語空間に飛び込むときは、英語で思考を完結させましょう。

>>11
It's a pleasure to meet you!

>>10
I like cats but cats seem to hate me.

What's the weather like today?

>>17
It is sunny in Kochi.

>>18
I've never been to Kochi, but I often eat eggplants from Kochi.

>>17
It is a very fine day in Tokyo today.

>>18
I have never been to Kochi but I hear it is a beautiful place.

What coloar are your pants today? （ ´,_ゝ｀）

>>21
Whi...I am wearing dark blue jeans. （＾ω＾*）

>>19
kochi is famous for cultivation of eggplants.

>>20
Kochi is not as beautiful a place as other beautiful place in japan.

>>21
I'm wearing gray one.

Kochi is famous as the birthplace of Sak...no, no, well...Daisuke Ono!

>>22
>>23
Where did you buy the pants?

Sweet dreams.

why do you learn english?

who are you？

what's your name?

i am sara senzurison.

you,foolish.

>>25 I bought them at UNIQLO.

>>27 I would like to be able to talk with foreigners in the Tokyo Olympics.

>>28 I am not a bad person. You too!

>>29 It's secret.

>>30 When you become a Japanese, you can report your name "沙羅 千摺尊".
　　　　I think it is very cool.

Good Morning. Very sleepy...

Good morning! I put the futon away! Have a nice day!

It's hot today.

>>1
I wonder why you gave the thread such a difficult title?
Can anybody understand it at first sight?

>>35
The wind was blowing well, so it was cool in place where i live today.

Do you live in the north of Japan or high elevation places?

>>36
Sorry for the inconvenience, advanced English speaker san.
I failed to make a thread, so I tried my purpose as a bot in a thread, Chat in English.
Then someone(>>1) made this thread for me.
The thread title I first named was "とことん簡単な英会話をするスレ".
I well understand I have no taste in naming.

I will change the title name and the template of the next thread.
The title is surely hard to understand this thread.
I think this failure gave me a chance to think over the title and the template.
I don't know whether the threads after this thread continue or not,
but, even without people, I will maintain this thread for now.

Thanks!

got it ;-)

全然初心者向けじゃないじゃん
ふざけんな

Omfg that fag again....

＞＞３９
何なんだよこのスレは。
初心者を馬鹿にしているのか

To learn English is so hard for me.

What is "bot" anyway?
I checked my dictionary, and found out it is some parasitic worm.
It doesn't make any sense.
I suppose there is other meanings for the word.

英語で書けないので日本語で失礼します。

>>41
気分害してすみません。>>39はできるだけ英語環境のスレにするため、必死で翻訳サイト使ったり、英借文して作った文章です。
Sorry for the inconvenience. は、英会話本に記載されていました。
advance English speaker　は検索したらあったので、意味が通じるかドキドキしながらつけました。

自分は英会話できません（というかネイティブとしゃべったことありません。）
英語初心者ではなく英会話初心者用BOTとすべきでした。
最初「用」が抜けてたので、自分が初心者であると誤解されたかもしれません。

>>45
「英語初心者用BOT」とは、Chat in English　で、とことん簡単な英会話をする目的のためだけに作った、
いわゆるFPSなどのゲームなどで使われる「ボット」というもので、AIプレイヤーの意味で使いました。
つまり、>>1に書いてありますとおり、英会話初心者の方が、気軽に遠慮することなく、基本英会話集に記載さているような英文で、
挨拶したり、質問に答えたり、質問を要求したり、自分は「ロボット」なので、
とことん練習用に使ってくださいという意味を込めたつもりでつけました。ただし、自分も英会話初心者なので、正確性は期待しないでくださいと。
ですが、上でも説明しましたが、こうやってスレが建てたられたため、Botの役割は終ったことになります。

You need to write in English to get to used to English!!!!!! Just because you're a beginner you can't write in Japanese!!!!!!

>>46
Now I see "Bot" is a sort of a computer program designed for a certain task.
Come to think of it, I think I have heard of it somewhere　before.
I should have known better, sorry.

>>43
あと、例えば、This is a pen. とか書いても、絶対馬鹿にされないし、
Do you have a pen? とか質問しても、もしChat in Enlgish　でbotに向けて質問していたら、
必ず答えるつもりでいましたし、馬鹿にするとかまったく思ってません。
自分も英会話できないので、>>1にも書きましたがwin-winの関係を築こうとしたつもりです。

>>6において「どれくらいの長文ならいいのか？」「英語の難易度は自由なのか」などと気にしていますように、
あくまでこのスレは、>>13のような、わかりにくいかもしれませんが、簡単なやりとりをする場で、
英語得意な方だから書き込んではいけないとかではなく、むしろ簡単で「正確な」英語でスレが埋まるなら大変ありがたいわけです。
>>13に書いてますように　Chat in English に行こうと思えるHigher Beginner目指して頑張りましょうというものです。

>>47
"you're a beginner you can't write in Japanese!!!!!!" is a very good thinking. Thank you!

>>48
I can know there are both good and bad meanings about Bot thanks to you.

>>40
I learned ";-)" is Winking "（^_-)"now.
English fasce letters are very difficult but funny.

I totally forgot applying for 国連英検!!!!!

This time I really want to pass it because I have so many things I have to achieve this year like 通訳ガイド

>>51
What a person that are very very good at English!

>>50
yeah, you can't easily distinguish semi-colon （；） from colon （：）.

young guys tend to use new emoticons now.
they are a bit japanized.

X-D → （≧▽≦）
X-P → （≧ρ≦）ジュル

please tell me about your favorite pornstars.

>>54
if you are gay (or a rotten lady), i recommend Chris Wide.

My heart is very clean, so I think （≧ρ≦） is a face which you eat delicious food.

bingo!
when i have gummy bears my face is like X-P

( ';゜;ё;゜;)＜アイバンホエ

What a relief!

( ';゜;ё;゜;)＜yes,i アイバンホエ

Do you know アイバンホエ?
I don't know.

you never know.

I think it's "I ban hoe" maybe.

maybe you are fool.

i go to sleep.

benjyamin ito is dennsennmann.

>>63 I like your idea.
>>64 Do you know アイバンボエ?
>>65 Have a アイバンホエ dream although I don't know what アイバンボエ dream is like.
>>66 I googled it, I knew it. I wasn't born then yet.

Please insult me 5 times. ；´Д`) I am not M. I want to corret bad words.

>>68
"corret" is not correct and "集める" is collect.
You're really an ass. The words come out of the dpths of my heart.

dpths...orz

→depths

I'll call myself Six-nine man from today.

>>10
I am a cat person. I had black one. Good night.

>>68
You pervert! Sleazeball!

Good morning.
Early to bed and early to rise.
It is also fine today.

　　　 ∧＿∧　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣
　 ∧（　´∀｀）＜　Good morning!
　（　⊂ 　　　⊃ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿
　（　つ　ノ ノ
　｜（_＿）＿）
　（_＿）＿）

>>44
Me, too. I almost dislike English.

Me,three.

I wonder how I can bet good at English.

bet → get

It was too hot in my room. I opened two windows. The wind goes throuth my room. It is cool now.

What country are you from?

i eat kuso.

What kind of Kuso do you like?

What color is your poop today?
Mine is dark yellow.

>>1
How can you say you are bot?

>>84
It is not me to have made and named this thread.
However, I intend to consume this thread because this thread has been made.

Anyone can use English here.
Anyone, so to speak, can become a bot.
I don't need to use the name.

I only wanted a thread in order to use plain English.
If there is environment that has a lot of English questions, English learners can answer lots of questions.

I imagine this Bot is a kind of ゆるキャラ like ふなっしー
It's fun. No wonder there is 中の人

You are very kind.
There are many Mic○eys in To○yo ○isneyland, so anyone can become a bot by wearing 〔 ´∀｀〕.

How did it go today?
Have a good ( ';゜;ё;゜;) dream!

Good morning. I don't have a dream today.

I just applied for 国連英検

>>90
You are so cool.

Hello! How are you doing? I'll output a new template.

If you want to get used to English without translating from Japanese into English,
why don't we do the following five tasks for a while?

1) Say anything.
2) What's the weather like today?
3) Choose one question from this thread, and answer it.
4) What do you think of (　　　　　)?
5) Make one question freely.

1)　自由な一言。挨拶、心の叫び、思いついた単語や例文、オノマトペなど、
　　今できる英作でない英語出力をぶつけてみる。
2)　毎日の天気を表現。ウェザーマスターへの道。no weather, no life
3)　このスレにある質問の中から、なんでもいいので一つ選んで答える。
4)　思いついた物、事に対して感想を言う。3)と関連があってもいいし、なくてもいい。
5)　なんでもいいから一つ質問する。3,4)と関連があってもいいし、なくてもいい。
　　関連あるなら3)4)5)がつながる。さらに続けたいなら1)2)を省略して続ける。
　　
もちろん,　無視して普通に単発レスや会話続けてもOK。
あくまで英語を発することを継続することに、迷いをなくすためのテンプレです。
1)2)3)4)5)はつけてもつけなくてもOK。つけなければそれだけ作業感は減り、より英語使ってる感増すかも。

以下例

I wonder whether English dirty sexual speech and words in public are punishable in japan

>>92 続きです。

最初は難しいと感じても・・・
1) Hello!　　　　　　　　　　　　←　挨拶
2) sunny　　　　　　　　　　　　←　文章にしなくてもいい。マスターへの道は一歩ずつ。
3) >>27 I like English.　　　　←　今できる精一杯でいい
4) (cats）I like cats.　　　　　　←　今できる精一杯でいい
5) Do you like cats?　　　　　　←　質問することに遠慮する必要なし

慣れてきたら・・・
I like Koji Uehara.　　　　←　とりあえず思いついたこと文章で。番号はとってみた。
It's a nice day today.　　←　文章で言ってみた。
>>10
I like dogs because they are very faithful.　　　　←複文にしてみた。　
I am hated by cats, probably.　　　　　　　　　　　　←(cats）について。
Do you like cats?　　　　←　3)4)5）が見かけつながった。自分でつなげたと思うことが大切。

>>93
Did something happen?

I'm sure it's pretty much important to think how to continue studying English
day by day without giving up .

>>94続きです。

さらに、自分の興味ある分野を英語で表現できるようになりたいなら・・・

1) How's everything?　　　　←　挨拶。もしくはここで興味あることに関係するもの書いてもいい。
2) The weather is cloudy today.　←　お天気マスターはぜひ習得したいから継続。
3) >>27 I want to study abroad.　　←　とりあえず答える。掲示板なので間接的でいいから交流、会話を。
間おいて、
4) (arithmetic）I am not good at arithmetic in English. ←ここで3)とは関係なしに強化したいものを。
5) Read "2×3=6" 　←他の人に質問提供と同時に自分のための質問でもある。

ただし、1)はできるだけ何も見ないで今できる英語出力を。
その他は、見たとしても、いったん参照元から目を話し、
口で慣らして自分のものにしたんだ！という儀式経てから書き込む。
慣れてきたら、こういう形式にこだわらず、英語で出力することの壁がなくなっていくかもしれません。

>>96
I feel the same way!

This is a pen.
It is a cool evening.

>>38
No, I don't. I live in the southern Kanto area.
I don't like where I live.
Do you like where you live?

I love to read books.
I'm reading Three Kingdoms which was written by Masamitsu Miyagitani.
What is your hobby?

Whales are mammals.
I like cool air in the evening.

>>100
I do muscle training but I have been thin yet.

I like Three Kingdoms. I only knew ones of Mitsuteru Yokoyama or Eiji Yoshikawa.
I didn't know one of Miyagitani. I may be a Moguri.
Who is your favorite Busho in it?

>>101
It is a good hobby.
I wish you gain macho like Muscle Kitamura.

My favorite is 曹仁 and 田疇.

Dinner was fried chicken today.
Tonight is very comfortable.

>>102
Thank you. I didn't know Kitamura. I read his wiki. I was shocked his life.

You are very cool. (I don't know "渋い," so I use "cool " as "渋い.")
My favorite is 馬超. It is simply because I like his arumour Yokoyama drew.

Is Miyagitani Three Kingdoms more interesting than Yoshikawa's ?

>>103
I have never read to Yoshikawa's before, so i can't compare the Yoshikawa's with the Miyagitani's.
There are 演義 and 正史 in the Three Kingdoms.
Yoshikawa's one is 演義, and Miyagitani's one is 正史.

>>104
Thank you for more detailed information.
I learned from it.
I'm afraid to destroy the image, but I get interested in 正史.

1) I hate ゴキブリ.
2) I see some stars in the sky.
3) >>21 I wear black ジャージ.
4) (PC) I bought my PC 5 years ago.
5) Do you like apples?

■ENGLISH板における強制ID制導入の是非をめぐる住民投票について

現在ENGLISH板における強制ID制導入の是非をめぐる住民投票が
行われています。皆様是非奮ってご参加下さい。

【投票期間・場所】
・4/27(日) 0:00:00:00 から 23:59:59.99 まで下記スレにて。
　http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1291207286/

【ID制について】
・ 同板において、同日、同ＩＰからの書き込みに、同じIDが付きます。
　違う板ではIDは変わります。また、毎日0:00:00頃にIDは変わります。
・ID制が導入された場合、導入以降の書き込みにIDが付きます。
　それ以前の書き込みに付くことはありません。

【投票ルール】
・詳細については下記のレスを参照してください。
　http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1291207286/292n

1) Good morning.
2) It's very hot today.
3) >>80 I was born and raised in Japan. I am Japanese.
4) (PC) I want a new PC.
5) Which do you like better, desktop or notebook?

gathered questions from this thread
I don't know whether they are correct sentences or not.

Where are you from?
Are you there?
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
What's the weather like today?
What coloar are your pants today?
Where did you buy the pants?
Why do you learn English?
Who are you?
What's your name?
What country are you from?
What kind of Kuso do you like?
What color is your poop today?
How did it go today?
Do you like cats?
Do you like where you live?
What is your hobby?
Who is your favorite Busho?
Do you like apples?
Which do you like better, desktop or netebook?

add more from a book.

What is your favorite food?
Which sport do you like?
What did you do last week?
What are you going to do this weekend?
What's your hometown famous for?
What type of child were you?
What's your current goal?
What's worrying you?
What is important to you?

1) I'll do zisakuzien.
2) It's getting cold.
3) >>110 I like unagi most.
4) (unagi) It is called "eel" in English.
5) What kind of miso soup do you like the best?

i gatya.

1) I'm doing under an experiment on the Self-Contained English Conversation system.
2) It's windy today.
3) >>97 Two times three equals〔is〕 six./ Two multiplied by three equals〔is〕 six.
4) (six) I still mishear six and sex. Of course, it is easily made clear by the context.
5) >>112 What is "gatya" like? "gotcha"?

1) I'm going to eat out today.
2) It's getting colder than I thought today.
3) >>110 I bought a manga,七つの大罪 vol.8.
I like the author's style because it looks like Akira Toriyama.
This author was drawing for 集英社, too.
4) (manga) I have never read ワンピース and ナルト.
5) Do you attend any online English conversation school?

1) I ate sushi at a nearby sushi resturant.
2) It is a cold tonight.
3) >>110 I'm going to the dentist.
4) (tooth) Kasuga says "トゥース！" and "ハッ！"
　　I think that maybe he want to appear in TV commercial for the dental products.
5) Who do you like the best of the animation characters he acted or acts?

5) >>24 Who do you like the best of the animation characters he acted or acts?

Today, it is rainy in Kochi.

Kochi sucks like Korean lol

>>117
Some of the rain is given to Kagawa, thorough the Sameura dam, in summer, isn't it?
I learned from "http://www.h6.dion.ne.jp/~mogura45/o/sikoku/10a.htm"
This manga was very funny.

>>118
I don't think so !!!

>>119
thorough→through

1) I bought a 7-eleven ice coffee which is regular size.
2) It's a clear day today.
3) >>110 I was a ordinary child.
4) (child) Child abuse is a bad thing.
5) Have you ever treated animals badly?

>>119
I have never known it manga before.
Thank you for tell me.

>>122
Kagawa-chan is so tsun(or yan)dere and Kouchi-kun is very kind!

What is kochi in the first place?
Kochi lol

English Board is full of kusokotes

>>124
Kochi is one of the Japanese prefectures in the south part of Shikoku island.

>>126
I didn't ask that lol
Anyways kochi is shit

>>127
Why do you think so?

>>128
Because there was this student from kochi when I was in college.

He was total rural baka lol

>>129
You have a grudge against him, right?

>>130
Nope he is just another student but I don't like inaka people

>>131
You judge people by where they live?
You don't have relatives in such inaka areas?

>>132
No I don't have any relatives who live in inaka areas

Just thinking about that! You have relatives from inaka ewwwww

That's so horrifying!

>>133
Do you think Sapporo City is inaka?
Do you think Naha City is inaka?

>>134
Both are inaka where only retarded baka people live there and say something like "Sapporo is the best!!!!" Lol

Pathetic

>>135
Found you.
Play with me. (＾ω＾)

>>135
Where is your tokai?

>>136
Nope! Play with yourself ^^

Why not. (＾ω＾)

なめてんのかちくしょう

1) I gained some weight.
2) It will be cloudy tomorrow.
3) >>136 Are you a stalker?
4) (stalker) Stalking is a crime.
5) Have you ever stalked someone?

>>140
I don't make light of you. (私はあなたをなめていません。）
If you are >>41, I explained >>46.　（もしあなたが41さんなら、私は46で説明しました。）
If you are a beginner, please read >>92>>94.　（もしあながた英語初心者なら、どうか92,94を読んでください。）

1) Hello!　　　　　　　　　　　　←　挨拶。
2) sunny　　　　　　　　　　　　←　和英辞典で調べる。
3) >>27 I like English.　　　　←　今できる精一杯でいい
4) (cats）I like cats.　　　　　　←　今できる精一杯でいい
5) Do you like cats?　　　　　←　遠慮しないで質問すればいい。

This thread is also for beginners.　（このスレッドは初心者のためでもあるのです。）
I always use dictionaries,too. ( 私もいつも辞書使ってます。）

自分でここに書いた英文が正しいかどうかさえわからない程度の英語力です。

1) I want to buy some new glasses.
2) Stars were twinkling in the night sky.
3) >>134 I think both of them are tokai.
4) (inaka) I love inaka.
5) >>135 "Pathetic" is your signature phrase, aren't you?

1) I ate fruit granola for breakfast.
2) Today is cloudy and a little bit cold.
3) >>111 I like shijimi (freshwater clam) miso soup.
4) (miso) I like Akadashi miso soup.
5) What kind of soup do you like?

It is rainy today.
I have a headache.

Good for you

>>145
Take care.

1) Today is Tuseday.
2) It's rather cold out.
3) >>141 No, I have not. Rather, animals treat me badly.
4) (eat) I ate pasta for lunch.
5) >>135 Are you sure inaka people are baka?

I want to read american comics by english.

That's a good idea.

My big sister is 30 years old now and she can't cook anything

What she can only cook are instant noodle and boiled egg

My mom is in a hospital now so I cook for my family and make her bento too which is so trying....

Oops tiring....

That looks very difficult.

I work too! So I reduce my sleeping hours to take care of cooking, laundry, cleaning etc etc.... No one helps me even they don't try it which annoys me a lot

>>151
>>153
I think, your family do noting because you do everything. If you do noting, they will do something.

↑
>>151
>>154

1) Good morning.
2) It's raining. Very humid.
3) >>116 Well...Erwin Smith!
4) (Edwin) I didn't know Edwin is a Japanese brand.
5) >>149 What american comics do you like?

>>155
Unfortunately they won't.
If I do nothing, they immediately accuse me saying like "you do nothing!" Or something
This has been the same since I was a kid.
Maybe this can't be helped because I'm the youngest of my family

That looks very very tough.
Do you like your family?

1) I'm in doubt whether I will take a TOEIC.
2) Today is a damp day.
3) >>144 I like tom yum goong soup.
4) (Tom) I don't have a friend named Tom.
5) Have you ever been abroad?

>>159
I'm not sure bit they are still my family so I have to do it

Oops *but

I see.
Don't work too hard.

The more i study, the more i forget.

I feel you!

Me,too.

Many sentences I study are not real situations.
I need own situations and the voice sound.
If I don't have them, I must make them myself.

I think I must come to love my own voice in order to get real voice sound from real situations.
This thread is one of the real situations for me.
I decided that I'm going to be the king of pi...no, weather.

It starts pouring.

Good Weather

I have not been studying English for two weeks
I try to study English today from 9pm to 11pm

I have a dog which is barking frequently.

>>170
Let's do our best!

>>171
Is your dog male or female?

I seriously should start learning English again!!!!!!

It's freaking annoying because I can't come up with English words naturally!!!!!!!!!


Fuck yeah!!!

1) I ate salmon.
2) Today is so comfortable.
3) >>160 I have never been abroad.
4) (abroad) I don't like boarding a plane, so I won't go abroad.
5) Why do I studying English?

5) Why do I study English?

>>173
I can't do it ,too.
Let's do our best, too!

I know this is an excuse but I've been super busy over the last 4 months and not be able to learn English at all!!!!!

But I have an English examination in about 2 weeks now! So I have to get to used to English again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>172
My dog is male.
The dog makes me annoy.

OMFG I can see IDs now...
It's so depressing because I used to 荒らす in so many English threads LOL

>>177
My dog was male, too.
He often barked in the garden.
It was a nuisance to the neighbourhood, so I always mede him come into the entrance.

>>178
Me, too.
It's so depressing because I used to 自演 in this thread, although this thread is 自演OK.(^o^)

I hate people who made ID system happen....

Fuck them

>>180
Why do you think so ?

>>181
Because I can't do 自演 anymore...

pathetic (＾ω＾)

I was sleepy all day today, so I couldn't study english.
good night.

>>184
good night:)

1) I am eating oden now.
2) It's a bit damp tonight. The saddle of my bicycle is wet.
3) >>184 Sleep well.
4) (自演)　I like mixing 日本語 into English. It's esay to understand.
5) Let's do 自演 more in order to improve English!

What did you do today?

>>187
I went to a local library

>>187
I was reading a book in noon.
And I had went to shopping.

>>186 I agee with you.
>>187 I ate vegetable curry for lunch.

>>187
I went to theater to see Ana to kouri no jouo

>>191
Did you enjoy it?

Today I enjoyed shopping and went to McDonalds and I got "avocado beef something burger" which is super meh
But overall it was a really fulfilling day!

1) I'm so sleepy. I'm going to sleep. Good night.
2) Today is very comfortable. It's a cool night.
3) >>174 It's because...I don't know why, too.
4) (English)　English Wall is not an enemy but a friend.
5) >>193 "super meh" means "ものすごくおいしいわけじゃない." doesn't it?

Now I'm going to a local library again!

Today I will study a little bit and then read some mangas which my friend gave me temporarily which is super ありがた迷惑 because I don't have that free time!

Fuck yeah

1) I lived on the fifth floor of a ten-story building 5 years ago.
2) Today is a bit cool.
3) >>187 I ate natto and rice for breakfast.
4) (natto) I like sticky foods like natto.
5) >>What mangas were you given by your friend?

1) I often go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
2) It was a nice weather in the daytime.
3) >>196 A friend in my childhood gave me "Those Who Hunt Elves（エルフを狩るモノたち)."
I've not yet read its new series.
4) (elf) I like elves.
5) Who is your favorite manga elf character?

So what did you do today?

In morning, I was going to school.
But the school was holiday.

1) It is time for bed.
2) Today will be cloudy. I hope it will be clear.
3) >>198 I studied English in the afternoon yesterday.
4) (Golden Week) I have no plans.
5) Do you have a car?

>>200
I studied English a little bit too at a local library and then went shopping

Tomorrow I'm going to a gym and then read a book and clean my room because it's so messy like you can't find any space you walk lol

関係代名詞 is very very difficult for me.......
My heart has broken.

The word jun-Japa is politically incorrect considering now is the times of globalization, I think

Good morning! I just woke up!
I don't want to go to a library today because it's super raining outside!!!!!!

>>202 I feel so, too.
>>203 What is jun-Japan?
>>204 Morning! That's too bad.

1) I prefer Japanese green tea to coffee.
2) It doesn't rain today, but it is cloudy.
3) >>200 I don't have a car.
4) (car) I like its color dark brown.
5) Do you have a bike?

As I said I'm going to clean my room while listening to NHK world news or something from podcast!!!!!!!

You never waste time!
I have to learn from you!

>>207
Thanks!

I just finished cleaning my room so now I'm going to Daiso to get a big bucket and then go to a gym!!!!

I hope the gym will not be so crowded since it's the golden week.....

>>205
Jun-Japa 純ジャパ, literally "pure Japanese," are the ones who were born and grown in japan and have never lived overseas. common expression among college students at school of foreign languages

>>209
Now I get it! Thank you very much!

>>208
Although you might not do bodybuilding but might exercise for your health, I think muscle is justice,

Please tell me the textbook and workbook what you are using.

I'm using all textbooks on 国連英検 because I'm taking it this month

I really wish my parents would die NOW

>>211
I have a lot of textbooks, but I have hardly ever read through them till the end.
My textbooks now are the internet.

>>212
The word 国連英検 always sounds very cool to me.
I hate my father but not hate my mother.
Family problem is very difficult.

Also I'm using CNN English express and 実施ビジネス英語 too

Okay I'm going to a gym now
It's been a while

1) It's time to sleep.
2) Cold.
3) >>205 I don't have a bike.
4) (bike) I like bikes.
5) Is this a pen?

It's time to go to bed now!

Tomorrow I have so many things to do like getting a hair cut, buying textbooks, cleaning my room, going to a public bathhouse etc etc

So good night!

1) very sleepy
2) Today is cold, too.
3) >>217 Yes. I have so many pens.
4) (pen) I like pens.
5) Do you like pens?

Good morning.

1) Good mornig.
2) nice weather
3) >>110 I like foods made out of eggs, especially onsen eggs.
4) (onsen) I want to go to onsens.
5) What is your favorite onsen?

I use my left hand whenever I have masturbation.

Thank you for confessing your personal habit.
You don't have to say anything more.
Your problem is that your penis bends to the right, right?

1) It's about time to go to bed.
2) Today is a bit chilly.
3) >>221 I like ほったらかし温泉 in Yamanashi Prefecture.
4) (Yamanashi) I like going to Yamanashi by National Route 411 from Saitama Prefecture.
5) What is your favorite National Route?

1) Good afternoon. Lunch time is over.
2) It's a bit muggy today.
3) >>224 I don't know National Route very much.
4) (National) I prefer National to Panasonic.
5) Which do you prefer, Kansai or Kanto?

OMFG you're replying to your post lol
That's so funny!

By the way, I prefer Kanto to Kansai because as far as I'm concerned, people from Kansai are all 下品 like using bad languages all the time!

>>226
I think 関西弁 is durty too.

I have a guitar which was crafted in japan has nice sounds.

>>226
Thank you for your OMFG!

This thread is free to do 自作自演.
I'm doing under an experiment on the Self-Contained English Conversation system(自己完結型英会話）.
↑I don't know whether it is a correct sentence or not.
I have to decide the title and the template of this thread before >>1000.
1)2)3)4)5) is only a temporary tenplate for beginners who are at a loss what to say.
I continue to test it.

By the way, I prefer Kanto not because of peoble living there but because of Kansai type soup.
Kansai jins use Baka and Aho like greetings.
It is difficult for Kanto jins to get used to them.

>>227
Playing the guitar is very cool! I can't do it.

1) Good morning.
2) It was pouring late afternoon yesterday.
3)>>17 It will be sunny today.
4) (sunny) I'll probably eat a sunny-side up egg for breakfast.
5) What do you usually eat for breakfast?

>>229
You are such an early riser. I got up a short while ago. I don't have breakfast usually.

>>230
Just a coincidence today!
I happend to go to bed early last night.
When did you go to bed last night?

>>231
I went to bed around 9pm last night. Yeah I slept well more than 12hours like koalas. You know what, koalas sleep for up to 20hours a day.

Now I feel like becoming a koala

Let's be koalas.

I want to eat koala meat somehow

I ate kangaroo's meat when I was in Australia

It was fine

It seems aborigines used to eat koala's meat.

I remember kangaroos meat is sold at any supermarkets in Australia and I got them from them and did BBQ with my friends at a small park

OMFG I lost a key to a warehouse!

I can't get things I need now fuuuuuck!

>>232 What a long sleeping marsupial animal they are! I didn't know it!
>>234 If we were to be Koalas, we would be ok to work not more than only 4 hours.
>>235 I want to eat it, too. I have never eaten Kangaroo. What did it taste like?

Good morning.
It's gonna be hot today!

Good morning!
The temperature in the daytime today will be 26 degrees here!

1) I ate そうめん for dinner.
2) It was a beautiful day today.
3)>>231 I went to bed at 23:00.
4) (bed) Japanese may use "go to futon."
5) Do you like apples?

I don't like apples because it's sour

I think this is an ultimate question

Which do you like?

China or Korea

I can't answer it.
When I was asked which I prefer, Chinese people or Korean people, I answered Chinese people.
I like RINRIN and JUNJUN. The two were the member of モーニング娘。

1) Good morning.
2) It's rain.
3) >>229 I eat Natto.
4) (natto) Natto is sticky.
5) >>243 Do you like Japanese pears?

1) I don't know why I'm very sleepy today.
2) There was an earthquake this morning.
3) >>246 Yes.
4) (TV) I don't watch EV at all.
5) Do you have a TV?

I have a TV in my room but it's only for watching DVDs

Good morning.
It's fine day.
>>247 I have a CRT television, but it is broken.
(CRT) CRT stands for "Cathode Ray Tube." I didn't know it.
>>248 What movie do you like the best in these few years? I haven't seen any movies lately.

There's no official language in Japan. I didn't know it. However, Japanese is the national language.
Today was changeable wehtehr.
>>249 I haven't seen any movies for five years.
(movies) I don't want to go to the movie theater by myself.
Can you go to the movie theater alone?

>>250
I often go there myself

Good morning.
It's rain and damp today.
>>251 Cool!
(Why can't I go alone?) I worry about how I looks. I'm too self-conscious.
Were you reluctant, first time, to go there alone

Were you reluctant, first time, to go there alone
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　↓
Were you reluctant, first time, to go there alone?

Nope! I really don't care about how other people view me like I always go to some restaurant just alone to grab a lunch

I used to be like you but now I've totally changed now somehow and I enjoy it
like when I feel like eating some burger I go to モスバーガー or McDonald but I don't like McDonald because it's super うるさい inside like tons of retarded junior or high school kids there

Good morning.
It's sunny.
>>254 So good! I often go to Mos Burger, but I chose take-out.
(McDonald's) I don't use it because I always get a bad stomach. I don't know why.
Do you have a healthy stomach?

Today, I woke up by my headache.

Are you all right?

Hello.
There's not a cloud in the sky.
>>255 I don't like oily foods.
(oily foods) I like tempura, especially 海老天. It's a little too common.
What oil do you like?

I saw a cockroach in my room for the first time this year.
It is a silent night.
>>258 I like perilla oil (シソ油）.
(perilla oil) I use it as a material of dressing.
What dressing do you like?

I have to go to school today.
There are many people in the school.
That's why I hate it.

Good morning.
This season is comfortable.
>>259 I like シーザードレッシング.
(シーサー） Shisa is a traditional decoration, often in pairs, resembling a cross between a lion and a dog from Okinawan mythology.(Wikipedia)
Do you like Shisas?

>>260
I'm sorry to hear that.

Good night.
It was nice weather again today.
>>261 I like Shisas. I like "Final Shisa?" Gori and Kawata said it on TV.
(Gori) He is clever at everything.
What Geinin do you like?

Chach a cold
No wey...

Take care.

>>262
I don't like Geinin. But I like Ｕ字工事. Their local accent is hilarious.

It's time to go to bed.
It is getting maggier day by day. I don't like it's damp.
>>265 Yeah, I don't like Geinins, either. I like him as a person.
(Ｕ字工事） 丸坊主 looks good on him.
What dialect do you like?

I want to go to Hokkaido.
Today was a very good day to do the laundry.
>>266 I like Aomori ben. I don't know why.
(Aomori) I ate a clove of garlic produced in Aomori three days ago.
Have you ever been to Aomori?

I don't have any opportunities to go there like northern prefectures and so I'd like to go there in the future

They must be so rural

It's time to go to bed.
I was overtaken by a thunderstorm today.
>>267 I have been there once.
(Aomori) I went to アスパム. The sound of the name is similar to ガンダム.
>>268 I thought Aomori was very very rural then, but I like it.

I got up at 7:30.
Today is cloudy.
>>108 I like desktops.
(PC) I want a new PC.
Are you using a XP yet?

I get tired of this fixed way, so I am goint to stop.

I have already spread out the futon.
Sweet dreams.

It's a sunny day.
(why)
I don't know.
(why)
I am not a Kamisama.
(when)
When? I don't know what you mean. It's 8:07.

Good morning. I'm gonna take morning bath from now. I wonder which bath powder I put in.

What an elegant!

>>274
How does it smells?

>>276
It's lotus & jasmine.

It's fine.

I am watching a football match against Australia.
I like Miyama. She is very powerful.

Japan win!
Good night!

第4文型のforとtoの書き換えで断念だぜバカ野郎
ふざけやがって

Use English.

I decide to attend cram school two days per week.

そんな事より日本で一番民度の低いガンダム動物園のファンメールを見てくれ、こいつをどう思う？
https://twitter.com/exvsfbfanmebot

i feel unmotivated about memorize emglish words