Chat in English (英語で雑談） Part 178

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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope Igirisu-jin and the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a blast!!!!!
Let's continue to support recovery efforts in Japan!!!!!

"I knew something was wrong when a little, pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms."

----- Charles Ramsey

Fuck

I guess hordes of retarded 害人s come to this thread soon

I'm not the person スウェーデン人 asked a question at the end
of the previous thread, and I'm not sure I understand the question
completely but let me answer.

It seems that the same ID is allocated to a person only one day.
another day, different ID is allocated, it seems. Not sure allocate is an
appropriate word or not, though. I mean, your ID is the same today no matter how many
posts you posted but the next day, the ID is changed to a different one. It seems they are all
random IDs and you can't distingusih where the post is from. It's just that a post with an ID means
it's posted from overseas, it seems. If someone claim they post from Japan although
their post is with an ID, I'd say "you are lying. your post is with ID.
It's a deeeaaaaaaaaaadddd giveawayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

OOpps... >>>999 in the previous thread was already answered to your question...
I copied and pasted it below just in case.

>As far as I know, IDs are completely random. No unique ID for IP or country.
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The ID is not displayed on your screen? Only people who have access to 2ch from Japan
can see IDs?

And Igirisu-jin.... Long time no see. Although you may have already gone back to
England and are now sipping some tea in your room listening to COOL TAK's songs.

>>6
Actually, I'm in Hiroshima right now. Listening to Cool TAK and sipping
delicious Lemon Water from 7 Eleven.

>>7
did you see yakuza?

>>8
Possibly. Passed through many areas of the city. However, nobody was
showing off their tattoos.

>>1
Thank you for the thread!

>>4
It seems you are right about how IDs work. I get different ID on
different days, and I am posting from the same address. Guess it is
just to show it is from overseas.

>>5
ID is displayed. I was just wondering if there was anything
interesting that a 2ch expert could see.

>>7
Hope you're enjoying your trip.
I live in Hiroshima so you can ask anything to me although you can get any info
via your smartphone, which I assume you have or you can use Internet connection at
your hotel. Too bad today is rainy all day.

>>11
Enjoying it very much, thanks! Had some delicious softserve soy sauce ice cream
today. It's true that the weather's bad, but it reminds me of home.

By the way, someone in Nagoya told me that girls from Miyajima are the most
attractive. Is this true?

I explained that the IDs are unique and only for posts from overseas
to the impersonating idiot, he would not believe it, but hey that is so last thread...
and he is so last millenium.

IgirisuJin can you see Kamenashi's CMs on TV?
What are the boys of Miyajima like?

>>931 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage] 投稿日：2013/06/13(木)
>>I think I will be so freaked out if I go to Sweden because tons of blonde hair and blue eyes and of course white people and no Asians basically.
>>I guess they treat me like an ugly weirdo from Asia and make fun of me like "look ma! There is an ugly chink there!"

I went to Sweden only or transfer with air flights a few years ago.
Can we paraphrase the word "an ugly chink" in "an ugly fault" ?

>>12
I've been to miyajima on my school trip.
You should buy a wooden sword and knuckleduster at a souvenir store.

Oh, don't forget to buy nunchakus.

>>12
Good, you're enjoying your stay!
Regarding the girls from Miyajima, as a Hiroshima local, I never heard of it.
I've been to Miyajima countless times in my life but, I can't say that
from my own experience, either. But come to think of it, it's difficult to see
Miyajima girls because, all you see there are tourists. Only chance to identify
them I think is when they work at suvenior shops, or hotels but, I don't think girls
working there (maybe daughrters of owners?) are particularly beautiful.

>>12 cont.
I don't know but maybe the person from Nagoya is talking abuot Miko（shrine maidens).
You can see lots of Miko on new years holidays at Itsukushima shrine.
The white clothes attracts some men. Fetish thing I guess? The most of the Miko you see during New Years holiday
I think are probably high schoolers doing part-time job. They look attractive to some men.
Again, it's never common belief that Miyajima girls are the most attractive. Never heard of it.

>>16-17
lol

A founder of a famous app maker from Finland tweeted, "Happy midsummer to all" or
something like that. I've never heard of "Happy midsummer."
After some research, it's often used in Northern Europe. Is that the case in Sweden?

Fuck gaijins....

Igirisu-jin came to Japan in the wrongest season. So rainy, so humid, and a typhoon is approaching.

too bad..

Typhoon is not coming, sorry. But like 17 said, he should buy a pair of souvenir nunchuks and
hang them in his room to remember the awful weather and humidity in rainy june Japan.

I have my pair of nunchuakus. They are a replica
of the ones used by Bruce Lee in Game of Death. Yellow.

http://weaponcollector.blogspot.jp/2010/05/brass-knuckles-nunchakus-knucklechucks.html

WOW, kill two birds with one stone
but not sure how to use these

I hope Igirisu-jin isn't attacked by Ninja when he walks around town at
night. No guide books warn tourists but still there are some ninja.

>>20
Yes, midsummer celebrations are a thing here. And it's a big thing
especially in the region of Sweden where I live.

I don't have anything exciting planned myself, but lots of people go
home to their families for this holiday, and traditional celebrations
with maypoles and music are everywhere.

Happy midsummer, everyone!

>>25
I suppose they are made of rubber, like condom.

>>28
you want to be distinguished from other 名無しさん(anonymous) ?
so you put # after your name and any characters you like. these characters are converted and desplayed to irrelevant characters from the original one via hash function.
your original characters is confident only to you.

for example, スウェーデン人#japanbaka

>>28
Thanks for your reply. It's good to get to know it from you, who actually
lives there. Happy midsummer to you, too.

>>29
Yes, they're like dildos connected by string.
I don't wanna try it in my ass though.

>>30
Thank you for the explanation.

I don't really need to be unique though, the name is just to say that
this anonymous person happens to be Swedish.

Years ago, when I first started posting, there were several people
posting as アメリカ人 (and other countries too) and it seemed like a
good idea to say where I'm from.

Now of course there aren't any other people from Sweden posting in 2ch,
so it seems more like a name. But I like anonymous posting, and that
was the idea..

I have a wooden bokken I train with.

Happy Summer Solstice!!!!!

I get morning wood. very hard
much harder than nunchakus!!!

How many woods would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

>>32
Keep it for the future when the time has come.

>>34
train? what for?

you know, kazuya got caught redhanded for keeping his sword in car-boot without permission.
he was released though, because it was for ornamental purpose.

>>18
Thanks for the information! Actually, I'm on Miyajima right now, heading to the ropeway. I was just at Itsukushima Shrine, and the mikos seem to be better (aesthetically).

I thought that the wooden swords and brass knuckles were a joke, but I saw those too!

Also, someone else from this thread was bitten in the stomach by a deer.

now that you are in hiroshima, i hope you will go hunting for hibagon.

It's quite a scenery in Miyajima when you go up with the ropeway
You'll see many monkeys there
Today is very sunny so I think you can see all the way. The blue clear sky and the sea
Can't you see Shikoku from there? I did before

Near the Ohnoura JR station, (close to Miyajima) there are pretty good hot springs around there
but you have got to walk about 20min or so to get there
You'll see some slope by the route 2 by the sea
There is a big sign saying, "Miyahama Onsenn(宮浜温泉)"
You get to see pretty nice view from there. There are many hot springs but I prefer
Miyahama Grand hotel`s hot spring. Really nice scenery but most people from outside don`t know
If you have a car then it'll be much faster and they have the free parking lot

Right in between Miyajima and Ohnoura,
I thought there was Maezora station and when you get off that station,
right by the station, there is a huge Japanese restaurant(with free parking lot)
They serve this very huge chicken. Salt or Tare flavor is nice

If you'd gone out much earlier then Iwakuni was so very close from Miyajima and
that place is also beautiful with this Japanese bridge, castle, and
some Japanese traditional houses. Also you get to see white snake as well
That snake is considered so sacred

Anyways, enjoy your day!

you must be a middle aged woman.

>>39
Someone from this thread? What does this mean?

Did someone go there to meet him?

>>37
No, it's too thick I can' take it!

I have a question. Which country is more racist? The UK or Sweden which one?

I feel I just saw a stupid question.

I have a question. Which dick is harder and bigger? Japanese or Korean?

Both are tiny and soft

Fuuuuuuuuuu

You mean fuck?

I didn't put that stupid question.
I just stumbled upon it. No fuck please.

>>41
You tried to use common apostrophie but you forgot to do it
here(hotel`s) and here (don`t ). That means as >>43 say, You're the
middle-aged woman and you are from Hiroshima. Cat's out of the bag.

>>41
Which high school did you go? Nortordum Seishin or Jogakiun?

The middle aged woman is from Hiroshima?! I didn't know that!
Speaking of Hiroshima, I want to try Hiroshima okonomiyaki

Actually I live in many places since I was very young

I`d never stayed in one place for such a long time
I`d stayed with my family sometimes, sometimes in the student dome,
both domestic and abroad, lived with my grandparents, grand-aunt, and with aunts who were still single
at that time

It was quite nice to have relatives all over the place, mostly Chugoku and Kansai areas
Also my ex was transferred to many places so I guess this is quite something

Surprising? I was raised in Hiroshima when I was very young for several years,
with my grandparents and grand-aunts. My mom had a health problem so
I was raised by them. When I grew up, my family finally came to pick me up
Although, I was sent to school with dome to study

o capito?

I've never been to Hiroshima is it urban?

>>54
my grandma took me to this really nice place but it was gone several years ago
I`d heard there is some good Okonomiyaki in Kaita area from locals, but never been there before

I prefer the very famous one called, " hasshou"
Just in the middle of the city

When I was so young, I remember there were many elderly women cooking Okonomiyaki everywhere
but now those women had passed out. Those were so delicious

Many memories over there. I sometimes see grandma in Hiroshima

a while ago i realized you lives in hiroshima
you are so aho that you is leaking your personal information little by little.
you should be more careful.

>>56
Compare to the big cities like Tokyo and Osaka, it is not that so urban
but very compact. To tour around Hiroshima, you need to have a car
Many people just see A-bomb dome and Miyajima but that`s so boring for locals

Hiroshima has really nice access of highway to many places
I go to Yamaguchi to see the ocean, the mountain area for the really good hot springs,
and to have very fresh fish I go to Shimane prefecture

Nowadays, there is this really nice bridges which connect Hiroshima to Ehime prefecture,
Simanami-kaido. It`s really nice for cycling. It`s about 2hrs from Hiroshima city
Very good scenery and good foods

No fun here without a car

>>58
well, not all the info is true
No one really knows me and my background, by the way
Actually, many don`t even know that I`m speaking English neither
I got only few friends

I always wonder why people from kansai area don't fix their retarded dialects even if they live in say tokyo?

When I was in college, some students from Osaka always spoke with retarded dialect....
I hate kansai dialect so much because it sounds so vulgar right?

Hiroshima sounds so nice! I really wanna go there someday!

Maybe some classmates around Kansai area, maybe Okayama,
maybe Sendai, or maybe Fukuoka remember me though...

I also wanna go to Kobe!!!!!!

>>61
Hiroshima is really nice place

My ex husband was born in Chugoku area but his mom is from Osaka and
he got this dialect. He is now in Tohoku but he told me that he still
talks with dialect. They don`t change. Funny, isn`t it?

>>63
I had never been to Kobe. Is it a nice place?

>>64
It's not funny actually it's pathetic lol

I came from a rural prefecture (well not THAT rural area) and I totally fixed my dialect and accent when I was in college because I was a kinda ashamed of speaking my local dialect

Now I'm back in my hometown but I don't speak with any dialect and accent.
My japanese is totally fine (I think)

Because I worship tokyo dialect!

I really don`t get it b/c having a dialect is quite fun
I have some but mostly I got from my grandparents

When I talk with those people from Tokyo, I was suprised that
they had NONE. It seemed pretty boring

My ex-boyfriend was from Hiroshima somehow and we really
enjoyed talking to each other a lot
Having the same dialect which you are so familiar with
is somehow so attracting
I get this feeling as I get old

Really? Having a dialect is so shameful actually!
It sounds so vulgar and stupid and cheap in my opinion

Are there any prefectures which don't have any dialects?!
I guess tokyo kanagawa chiba?

Anyone?

IMAO, I think having no dialect is having no sense at all
The dialect has this unique way of expressing things
I really wonder why some could just throw them away so easily
Maybe they`re just so young

Because I can! Now I speak japanese just fine and I feel like finally I became a normal human lol
I was a subhuman when I had my stupid dialects and accents I think

well, personally I do not like dialect of Tohoku area
It kinda gives me a shiver b/c I feel that they talk like women
compare to the dialect which I was so familiar with

I'm feeling like eating some yakitori and asahi beer now

I have no idea about the tohoku dialect but I bet their accents must be so strong as hell!

Speaking of accent, which English accent do you like?
My favourite is Singaporean!

oh...I was eating chocolate
what am I gonna do?

I love yakitori and beer. That`s a perfect couple

And also Malaysian accent!
They are also same! I know a lot of Japanese don't like them and always looks down on them like they are the inferior version of English or whatever but I love them!
Japanese are too particular!

I really love how Indian talks in English
I`d watched this Indian speaking English on you tube but
that was so hilarius

Also Chinese English is very unique. It`s like Chinese English
and it`s not that difficult to understand. That is pretty amazing
b/c when Japanese talks in English, they have this weird "R" sound
and their pronouciation is quite flat, so sometimes it`s difficult to understand

It's like unless you speak American English(or British), it's not perfect.
Something like that!

But people in Osaka, they`ve got this Osaka style like everywhere lol
When I was living in Italy, their Italian is totally so Osaka!
They just fit everywhere like Chinese

I guess Chinese are similar to English in terms of pronunciation right? I mean compared to Japanese!

Yeah I love Indian English too

I actually hate British accents because they sound so posh and arrogant lol

Also they believe only the British English is the "proper" English wtf

Go to bed so sleepy ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

>>82
I`d heard a word, Kakyou by reading some books when I had
some interest about Osaka
Maybe they got that kind of spirit

When you go to tour abroad, you can tell people from Osaka, esp
Occhan, by the way they carry around their own bag
...you know, the second bag underneath their armpit...lol

and I was talking with my friends about that and we kind a noticed
that you can tell this person is Chinese, when you see occhan with
this waist porch around their fatty stomach

So no 害人s today? That's so great!

What do you mean Kazuya carrying a sword ?

it means kazuya has his own nikubou .

Sup, japanese anons.
Russia-kun speaking.
Anyway, we've just had a discussion on a ruchan about how peculiar it is that j-rock,
j-pop and classical music are mentioned in anime, manga and light novels almost
constantly, yet various genres like techno, dubstep and noise are almost never mentioned.
I thought to ask you directly and see for myself what's your opinion about it.
So, your thoughts?

Привет!

>>90
I'm not sure if I understand your question right, but we are more familiar
with J-pop and J-rock than techno, dubstep and noise. Isn't that why?

>>89
When compared to the English counterparts such as penis or cock, I think the sound of the word " nikubou" is more suitable
for the object.

you are good at English.
Please tell me how to study English efficiently.

I don't need kazuya's nikubou I want hot guys big big cocks!

>>88
http://www.narinari.com/Nd/2006035684.html

I guess his nikubou is entirely covered with foreskin.
So You'd better peel it and then clean it up with soap so that all of the " chinkasu"
are completely removed.
Sorry, I don't know how you say "chinkasu" in English.
After the process I mentioned above is finished , you can finally suck it.

his chinkasu is a delicacy for kamegirl.
it literally means "chinmi."

Hey, Mr. Yamada! Give him three cushions!

>>61
Because I don't want to lose the sense of humour.
Tokyoate might be smart but no interesting.

When I heard Tokyo dialect for the first time, chills ran down my spine.
Ahter all, Tokyo is a melting pot where bumpkins from all over the country get together, it is natural that
their language becomes somewhat " neutral"

Are you jealous of the Tokyo dialect?

Bumpkin is my pride.
I want always to remember where I am from.
Also that makes me feel relaxed.

Are all Japanese men so stuck up on sex? Every other post is
an insult with sexual references. Why do you act as if you are
opressed? Is your society so pressurised when it comes to sex?
To the point that you demand sex from foreigners visiting here?
I mean what the heck IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Eww

Why is Tokyo dialect the standard for Japanese? What about Kyoto?
It is supposed to be more traditional right?

As you know, when Kyoto was the center of Japan, its language was the standard. Edo culture was dasai back then.

Kyoto dialect lol
The shittiest dialect in japan for sure!

>>97
Ewww I only suck cut nikubous...
All Japanese men should get a circumcision...

After all the strongest power is the standard.
They made the history as well.

F**k! it began to rain!

careful with acid b/c your hair becomes none

Thanks...but....too late.

people say a lot of thing about Hiroshima dialect but
actually hiroshima dialect is what the lord was using a long time ago
When the men use this dialect so properly it`s really awesome
nowadays, all the guys seem like all girly and sick to me

Osaka dialect is for merchants, so they got this unique style, i guess

people have seen too many movies about Hiroshima
Actually, when men with style uses Hiroshima dialect it`s quite different
More powerful but very calm. I don`t know how to express this
It`s a combination of style and displine of men

Idiots cry out there's never Tokyo dialect．

to me, kannsai ben and hiroshima ben is so yakuza that i almost pee my pants

>>117
I agree! They sound so scary and vulgar!

>>117
I feel kind of weird seeing those movies though
They yell all the times but mostly they are so calm
Like having conversation is something so stupid, they are quiet
most of the times

When once in a while, they explode feelings, it`ll become like that
so it really gave people scary feelings

>>109
Not all of the Japanese men have such nikubous.
At least, mine is the one that can be described as "zurumuke"

Maybe speaking Osaka dialect should be illegal

>>120
I want your nikubou if yours is thick and nice-shaped one!

only just a short phrase will do

nowadays many people from countryside has come to live there
so Hiroshima dialect has lost it`s color except some few elderly

Sometimes, some dialect is very sexually attractive
Being in love is the totally mind game
Dialect is some kind of tools
Both men and women should be good with that
Just moving nikubou in & out is not that quite fun

The conversation and having the irresistable feeling and affection
is very important
Maybe only once in your life time or none

some osaka people pronounce purasuchiku purachiku.
but when they speak english, they can pronounce plastic purasuchiku.
this proves that they can pronounce purasuchiku when speaking japanese.

>>122
Mine is something like a big mushroom whose umbrella is wide open.
I don't remember exactly but you may call it goose or something in English.
Anyway, if you try it, you'll be sure to be obsecced with it like a drug. lol

according to wikipedia, kari is Corona of glans penis.
every time i hear the word "calligraphy", i imagine handwriting with penis.

>>126
I love that part of penis! They are so sensitive and guys are so pleased when I suck them hard!

Also I love big balls too. In fact I love everything about cock! lol

I always think that gays are just interested in having sex
and they are way too straight about their nature

Women is quite the opposite

It is very complicated to make women come, so I think most guys
run for gay

>>129
You must be a gay because women generally hate this kind of subject.

generally right?
you don`t know nothing about women hehehe
you need to get some whip by women

sorry
correction >>129→>>128

So many hentai today

>>131
Women is a kind of animal who pretend to be innocent, so they are reluctant to talk about
such topics in public. I know it all depends on the situations.
I've heard Marie saying that converations about sex among women are more specific or blunt.

actually we make fun sometimes
but we wouldn`t do that in front of men b/c we`re afraid
that they become impotent

You just don't like the idea that men think you are a slut right?

well, I never gone out with guys I never liked so
I don`t talk about their penis
I think most women are like that if they are in love
but if not, maybe they tend to talk like that way

>>128
I hope you are not gay.

It`s okay to be gay
They got different affection than women
Maybe some just hate women

I think women is way too complicated and if I wasn`t a woman then
I would probably hated women

unlike women, men are more simple, I guess...don`t know b/c I`m not a man

there are a lot of conflicts among women as well and it is very exausting sometimes
They are not satisfied all the times, no matter what others do for them

Men tend to want to be heroes when they are young but soon or later
they`ll learn there is no cure for women

Today it is much better to live having both brains, men and women
I`m more like man type, but partly so woman

When I was young I really couldn`t understand guys who whine a lot
and gave me sick feelings
Although, I`d learned that good part of it

So working out both brains will be the good way to maintain
peaceful society

People learn to adapt to the new environment

>>138
If not so, she is mine. Because I was the first who spoke to her. lol

But I really don`t understand men b/c when I was with my ex,
he was mostly nice but got so pissed with me sometimes

Maybe he had this instinct of men part left somewhere inside him
Very dangerous and very confusing at the same time

So women can change but eventhough gay becomes like women,
they are still men
Men are totally weak

kamegirl is so outspoken that i almost pee my pants.
she is not meant for going out with japanese guys.

>>142
You don't deserve her since "lol" is a girly expression.
By the way, I don't care somebody's a gay, unless he licks my kintama.

I wouldn't ask you out, no need to worry.

Take 2. Why are you so obsessed with sex?
What is wrong with you?

who is you?

All of you who turned this thread into a sex marathon.
Read >>104.

Threesome is my dream

Also orgy

>>147
In Japan, there is no such a place like 2chan where people are allowed to fart freely.
The second reason is you, who are okay with sex subject, unlike J-girls.

It`s supermoon today that`s why
I love beautiful vampires like Brad Pitt but I think
the real freaks are somewhat too gross like guys in here

Not only they have no girlfriend or gay boyfriend,
they keep on barking to the moon and get slapped by girls

>>149
That middle aged woman is the A-class criminal.
but could you please forgive her.
we are all responsible for not being able to stop her spree. I'm so sorry.

Do you remember, like everyone can not be a vampire
I remember the main character, Tom Cruise was saying that
I chose you or whatever. I think they won`t even drink ugly
guys blood either

>>147
That's none of your business!
If you hate that kind of topic, just ingore them.
A song goes like this; There is a river between man and woman, which is so deep and dark that nobody can cross, still
starts to row a boat tonight again, Row and Row! row and Row! Never look back! Row and row!

>>153
Huh?... I'm happy with my family, including grand children.

>>156
It`s pretty funny b/c some girls like me, they are pretty mean
so they make a hole on a boat and ask a guy to cross over and
enjoy seeing them getting so suprised

I want to read "Queenie Peavy" again
I read that when I was in the elementary school but I thought
it was quite unique
I remember that she was really so mean and sad

Of course it is my business. I am trying to get a feel of what
your people are feeling. I am not trying to understand,
Like I tried to feel why every foreigner visiting this thread
this thread was assigned a sexual role. You guys offered sex,
threatened with sex, referred to sex when expressing ordinary thoughts.
I could not relate to any of this. It is a claustrophobic, inward looking
feeling. It has become an impulsive reflex almost, to reply
with sexual references. Almost like you were traumatised regarding sex
and there is a deep wound in your soul. I sense that in this thread.
and when I invite you to reflect on it, there is a self denying,
sharp refusal.

I think they are not even traumatised though
but they are so traumatised by the info on the net
and having it shrink before nothing starts

Or why would they stay on the net during the weekend?

It`s okay for women to stay inside the house but young guys staying
inside the house during weekend is kinda pretty sad thing to hear lol

The things they read on comics and the reality is very different
and they just cannot adapt to the difference

Although, if i have my son, maybe it is understandable b/c
nowadays women has become so strong that they totally losing their
tiny pride

Most girls are much more nice than me so I always wonder
why they can`t have girls at all lol

If they can tolerate my comments then they should be so good with girls

Maybe they`re not just trying

cool story

So you are saying this is a social change problem? I was hoping,
the men of this thread would reply, however tough it may be
to speak about such matters.

Maybe too much info gave them threat about their own body and sex
Women are the ones who falls in love so fast but they are not use to it
so maybe they could only feel the fear

Most hikki problem will be solved when they meet really nice partner,
I think

>>160
The only thing I can say is that maybe I love you because I try to consult a dictionary for the meanings of the difficult words you are using
in order to understand what you are saying even when I get drunk. lol

what do you want to ask me about?

>>166
dat is totally so sweet
it will be much more sweeter in the time when we used book for the dictionary

i don't think most people here can understand kamegirl's english correctly.
but i understand she seems angry.

mostly people don`t use the word "love" so much
but I think that maybe some Japanese use them so lightly
although, that is not that bad either b/c imagining
this man searching words thru dictionary is quite cute

>>170
you should translate kamegirl's english into japanese for us from now on.

>>166 You are cool. If my words encourage someone to use a dictionary
I am flattered. I hope one day I might be able to speak your
language as well as you do now. It is a remote dream, but I will
strive, remembering what you said here.

I am sorry if I come across as angry, that is not the feeling
I was hoping to convey. Please forgive me because English
is not my native tongue. I probably use it more harshly than
the native speakers.

I'm watching walking dead now!
So freaking boring!!!!!!!

>>173
how long are you using english?
it's difficult for me to hear and understand english.
how did you improve your listening skills?

>>175
For me, at least, listening skills came from years and years of
watching TV. :-)

And reading books, that helped with vocabulary. And then vocabulary
helps with understanding what is said. But this was many years ago
now..

>>153
Supermoon! Only 356 989 km away. (just a little while ago)

I lived a long time in the UK, Europe and North America.
But I was exposed to English since age seven, on and off.
Studied English in my home planet from age 12 onwards,
but I am not sure if that worked. It wasn't until
I was in the UK that I really had to sit exams for
university entrance. I realised I had to make an extra effort.
I had enormous support from my English language teachers.
They went out of their way to help me outside the normal timetable.
I am most grateful to them. One thing I really loved was writing essays.
I was writing stories and in order to describe the feelings I felt
I used the dictionary intensively. Because I wanted to be able
to convey those feelings, very strongly. Language learning is more
emotive than logical IMHO.

i heard sweden jins watch tv programs from uk and us with eng subs when they are young.
is that true.

I bet most Swedish are fluent in English

Speaking of Sweden, I went to ikea last week and ate hotdog! That was super disgusting! How could they sell that disgusting food....no its not food for human it's for dogs seriously

People in the Netherlands are also super fluent in English because everything is sooooo similar

>>179
Yes, and I think it is the same in all Nordic countries. Lots of
English language programs on TV, and subtitles.

Some other European countries use dubbing instead, here dubbing is
mostly used for childrens shows and movies.

>>181
The Netherlands also use subtitles, I believe. Not sure, but there
might be a pattern..

I see no supermoon tonight, way too cloudy today
though I saw such a beautiful moon yesterday

>>182
Your thread is here!

Chat in English (外人/害人専用) Part1
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1369567802/

It's cloudy here too. Oh well. It's still fun to know what is
happening even if one can't see it directly.

Like most things in the universe, really.

really? I prefer to see them directly b/c it`s only once in a year
No one really knows rather we are alive next year so I would like to
see it tonight. Must be so beautiful

Im listening to Yosui`s "Gallery"
He got nice voice and really good lyrics sometimes
love it
he makes my day. Love drinking with his songs

It's still day here, so the moon is not visible. Maybe the skies will
clear up by the evening, I'll have a look then.

For me it's also an astronomical event, like the summer/winter
solstice. And that is still happening even if I can't see it.

Whatever

I saw full moon yesterday
It was so bright with the mackerel sky
The bright moonlight spread into those clouds and it was quite a scenery
I`d remembered about the tale of Kaguya-hime

What?! Full monty?

>>91
И тебе привет.
>>92
True, but if the popularity in Japan of such genres is at least equal to the popularity in Russia and/or America, I don't see any reasons why it shouldn't be mentioned at all.
I mean,if you look at American movies, you can definitely see various clubs, where the music of these kinds is played, and even archetypical DJs, "techies" who love such music, etc.
The actual question is, seeing as anime, manga and light novels seem to explore various subcultures, why is that this particular subculture is ignored?

Of course, I meant American movies as the example of media coverage which plays a major role in forming of society's opinion.
Sorry, if that isn't clear from the first glance.

Do you actually think that Japanese men has their own opinions?
Most guys really do not know how to cope with women so they`re just
half a human. Their opinion is just one of their imagination

I admit that they are pretty good with business and studies but
I would say that they are not really good at taking care of family
or loving woman. So their philosophy and opinion is quite weak

Because the society is based on family
I believe business and studies are useful because we have family to take care of
They have no base and what kind of society would that be??? lol

I want to talk with Russia-kun because it's rare to see someone talking about anime here,
but I'm thoroughly fed up with seeing that piece of shit filling the thread non-stop,
and also the other persistent piece of shit repeating his gaijin hate over and over.
I'll pretend this thread ended with Igirisujin setting foot in Japan, and forget this mental asylum thread for good.

>>196
Good for you

Your thread is here!
Chat in English (外人/害人専用) Part1
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1369567802/

omg! I just saw this really cool guy on the tv
He really loves fish and gone out to amazon and
he can survive in the wild
My dad was like that when we were young

I know about that dude.
His name is fujioka hiroshi、.

I'm honored to announce I got 200.

I hope you announce you get a 200 toeic score.

How can you get just 200 TOEIC score?!

Australian court case against Japanese whaling to begin Wednesday in The Hague

http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/australian-court-case-against-japanese-whaling-to-begin-wednesday-in-the-hague


Australia must be a very baka country.
I think Australian people should become mroe logical.
For shame!

they are so baka and so emotional!
Fuck aborigine murders

To someone who has programming skills, make a Igirisu-jin tracking app
to know where he is traveling now, like the one that tracks where Sanata
Clause is traveling.

>>199
did you see him survive in that jungle?
It was so cool

>>203
Because they are "Austkorean"

>>206
by the way, did you notice that i put "、" at the end of his name?
I considered which to use, "、" or ",".

>>207
I hope Australian will reach the same logical level as Japanese someday.

>>209
No they won't
they will be barbarians forever

>>210
I don't think so.
I should warmly watch over the growth of their intellectual faculties.

However, they can speak Japanese.
English language may not reach the Japanese logical thinking level.
I'm lucky being Japanese because Japanese language is very logical.

×However, they can speak Japanese.
○However, they can't speak Japanese.

>>211
Awwwwww you are so kind
Unfortunately I can't imagine they will be humans. No matter what they try, they are still Austkorean

>>214
Tey're not logical but illogical human beings, so they are humans like us.
Of course, it is desirable that the humans are logical.
I think Australia is a developing country in regard to logical thinking.

>>203
Hi, Australian here. Just thought I'd offer my perspective on this topic.
I understand you think my government is wrong about this.
And personally I would agree with you on that.
But as long as this dispute exists between our governments, having the matter settled
by a court seems like a logical course of action.
As long as Japan's activities are lawful, the case should pose no concerns, right?
And once the court makes its decision, both countries can put the dispute behind them.
In any event, I don't think there's anything 'logical' about judging a whole country
as illogical due to the actions of their government.
The average Australian really doesn't care about Japanese whaling.

>>215
They are human looking but not human. How can you call barbarians which are proud of their history like murdering aborigines human?!They are barbarians!

Also it's super annoying because apparently austkorea is considered "Asian" country like japan!wtf
Fuck austkorea...if you are japanese you can understand this mixed feeling like foreigners think all Asians are the same like china Korea japan.....
It's okay to be called like Vietnamese Hong Konger, Taiwanese.... But fucking Chinese?! and Koreans?! Wtf fuck them all!!!!!!

>>216
Your thread is here ^^

Chat in English (外人/害人専用) Part1
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1369567802/

tbh, whale meat is not that good. tasteless.

It's not about the taste it's about the Japanese culture being threatened by baka austkoreans

>>216
You must be a progressive Australian.

I wonder whether ICJ is logical or not.
Tokyo Tribunal(1946~1948) was very illogical.
Japanese don't expect the logical judge.
If the world should be good, Hashimoto, the mayor of Osaka city, would not be exposed to harsh criticism.

>>217
but...Japanese and Australian can sex and have babies, so both are human beings.
They are only illogical.

>>217
I don't think anyone considers Australia an Asian country. But it
does seem that it often gets "bundled up" with Asian countries as one
region for business purposes - same as when "EMEA" (Europe, Middle
East and Africa) is treated as one region.

At least from here, Australia is seen as belonging to the group of
English-speaking countries when it comes to culture.

>>222
Yeah you mean white supremacist country right?

>>222
Your thread is here ^^ 害人さんw

Chat in English (外人/害人専用) Part1
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1369567802/

>>224

>If you believe these below, you are 害人also

・Japan should stop killing dolphins
・Japan should apologise and pay compensation money for Koreans and Chinese
・Japanese are hentai
・Japan must stop whaling.
・Comfort women are sex slaves.
・Atomic bombs are not massacre.
・Nanking massacre is true history.
・Japan was a predatory nation but the U.S. the U.K. France and the Netherlands were not in WW2.
・The Japanese are racists.

I don't know if they believe the above or not.

>>223
Racism is everywhere. As far as I can tell, Australia is doing
reasonably well dealing with it. "White supremacy" is pretty much
taboo everywhere nowadays..

>>226
How about Sweden? People there still treat coloured people like slaves?

>>227
We got rid of slavery over 600 years ago. I dare say nobody here has
any idea of what treating people like slaves even is.

Which is not to say that racism doesn't exist. Racism is alive and
well here, as in most places.

>>228
But still you're white you're racist

>>230
Unfortunately I don't understand what you mean..

Can't you guys just talk about something fun?

Haven't taken a bath for two days. Getting smelly myself.

If you have time to type, you definitely have time for a good shower.

Whale meat is very delicious.
Delicious is something fun.

I've never tried whale meat before and I really want to. I don't understand why people want to forbid eating whale meat.
Why can we eat pork, beef, chicken and not whale meat? Is it because whale is very rare in number now and we should protect it?
Then technically speaking, we should eat human meat.

Because they are racists who can't help but push their western cultures!
In fact so many western countries in the past killed so many whales but they conveniently overlook this fact and unabashedly criticise only japan

I'm slightly ossan, so i ate whale meat for school lunch.
I think some ossan people want to be filled with nostalgia for their childhood by eating it.

Whale-Tatsutaage is very nostalgic.

I'm completely ossan and I remember whale meat was served for school lunch
when I was a kid. The way it's seasoned was good　and it was delicious.
I heard in some parts of Japan, they eat dolphin. I can't agree with
the idea of eating dolphin but somehow it's OK for me to eat whale.
I think that's maybe because I think that's the way it is. It's similar to
Western people eating beaf. They think that's the way it is.

Yes, it probably all depends on what you grow up with. Over here, we
eat horse meat, which many people think is weird.

Japanese like horse meat. it's very popular.
I often eat it at the sushi shop.
The King of all beasts in Japan ate 6 kg horse meat a month and he became a former decathlon champion in Japan.
Therefore, the consumtiopn of horse meat in Japan will increase.

→he became a decathlon champion in Japan.

Well, looks there are zero fucks given about my question.
Recommend me a Japanese English-speaking imageboard or something, so I can ask elsewhere.
Anyway, disregarding that, today on Russian imageboard we argued whether a media product can be reproduced
with an ideal set of tropes that fully describes it and whether such set can even hypothetically exist. Your thoughts?

>baka gaijins issues
Does someone even actually care? I mean, every nation has problems with stereotypical views of foreigners.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, if it's actually their own opinion, and not someone else's,
and if they can properly argument said opinion. I mean, damn, one of my friends is a religious fanatic and
the other one is (or at least was) a person of right-wing views. But still, we value the freedom of each
other's views, if we can properly argument them, and we never say that our beliefs are the right ones, because
there're no "right" beliefs. If proper logic that is built on said beliefs is contradictory, then that
means that either the belief is wrong, or there's an error in said logic's construction. Ergo, there are no "right"
beliefs, only wrong ones. Dunno why I'm bothering to write this lengthy paragraph.

>>234
The smelly I get, the more I feel accomplished something.

Swedish eat horse meat?
Japanese eat horse meat, too.
Usually we eat horse sashimi(sliced row meat)

Guess we have something in common then!

There is a type of horse meat sausage that is pretty popular in this
region of the country. I had some on a sandwich this morning actually.
It's not common to eat horse in regular meals as you would eat pork or
beef though.

In Japan, raw horse meat is used as a substitute for a poultice.

>>244
Well, "trope" implies you take away the details and boil things down to
the simplest possible thing that product A and product B have in common,
so I guess a complete description is out of the question.

This also gets into statistics and compression, if one wants to go down
that rabbit hole, but that seems a bit much for this small comment box.

As for the music thing, mainstream is mainstream, I guess.

Wait, I never eaten horse meat and I think people who never eat horse meat
is the majoroty in Japan.

I have eaten a raw meat of horse, when I was high school student. And I have eaten a meat of whale, when I was
a student of an elementary school. I prefer a meat of whale which tastes very sweet. A meat of horse has good
taste. But I think it is mainly because of a yuzu source or something. In this kind of pre-summer-humidity-season
of japan, we better not to eat raw things I think.

>>250
I strongly disagree. The term "trope" encompasses an extreme amount of things, starting with basic things like plots and settings, moving onto more complex concepts
like narrative devices or characterization, and ending with things that are only tangent to narrative like paratext or recurring motifs.
Thus, if one would have an ideal set (read:complete) of ideal tropes (read: tropes, which are so basic that they can't be broken down any further),
he would be able to fully reconstruct any media product (of course, we're talking about media with clear narration here).
In real life, it's possible to reconstruct any media product to a certain degree of reliability, basically, until it fits subjective criteria of similarity.
Discovery of more and more advanced tropes is merely a matter of pattern recognition.

You go to grocery stores and you find pork, chiken, beef but you don't find
horse meat. That shows how uncommon eating horse meat is in Japan.
Miyazaki prefecture is famous for horse meat prodction so I think
they sell horse meat at the grocery stores there.

>>253
Your wording is kind of difficult and it seems like it takes high command
of English to understand you. So, what was your question again?
I don't watch anime and I'm not sure if I can understand what you mean, though.
Why techno music isn't used in Japanese anime?

>>253
I guess we have different definition of what a trope is. To me, the word
implies something generic, simplified, lacking detail.

But anyway, at the extreme point of getting a complete reconstruction,
I would say that one would necessarily end up with something that is
indistinguishable from what one started with - that is, if one could
find tropes that *completely* describe some media (a film, say), it
would be fair to just call it a compression technique or a codec.

Now I unfortunately have to go and be useful for a while..

>>255
It is pretty advanced.

Russia-kun thinks highly of the people of "Chat in English".

>>255
We're currently discussing other question, actually. Whatever.
My previous question wasn't "Why techno/dubstep/noise/whatever electronic music genre isn't used in Japanese anime?", because it is used, albeit rarely.
Rather, my question was "Why there are no listeners of such genres in anime in-universe?"
Because, from my point of view, anime seems to explore a lot of different subcultures.
Yet, there also a lot cultures that anime just seems to ignore. The case with electonic music is just an example of such deliberate disregard.
If you're actually interested, I have time to discuss it right now.

>>258
You mean, There should be an anime whose theme is techno/dubstep/noise/whatever electronic music genre?
Or anime characters in an any given anime should listen to techno/dubstep/noise/whatever electronic music genre
in the anime?

I guess I'm off the point.... Difficult to understand what you mean due to lack of English
proficiency. >>257 is right in that regard.

>>258
Eat horse meat over vocka and relax.

>>256
True.
I find it a really interesting idea, because if one would be able
to distill (or, in your terms, compress) media to a basic set of tropes,
then one would be able to enkoy the narrative without any actual sensory
input (much like books or complete scripts, but on even higher level of advancement).
Truly fascinating.

In JOJO's bizare adventure, I often hear the sound of electonic music.

>>259
Basically, yes. There is quite a lot of coverage of various more or less regular genres in anime, like rock (Beck), jazz (Sakamichi no Apollon),
classical music (Nodame Cantabile), J-Pop (K-On! is actually pretty infamous in russian anime circles) and many other genres.
Yet electronic music never seems to show up. And it's not like electronic music is any less popular than, for example, jazz (or,
at least, that's my speculations on your culture). So, I'm interested in causes of this.

Gaijin kimoi

>>263
AH now I see what you mean. Come to think of, you are right. I wonder why, too.

Only very popular manga become anime. So I guess there are some manga
where main characters are DJ of electronic music or something but they don't
become anime because they are not popular enough to become anime.
This explanation doesn't answer your question, though...

>>263
As you say, Jazz is less popular than techno and electronic music,
but it has much longer history than the electronic music.
That could be a part of the reason why. Not sure though.

Otaku kimoi

>>263
Do you know "Doujin," which is manga made by an amateur manga artist.
After a quick internet search, I found a DJ who made a manga whose theme
is thechno. He exhibited and maybe sold it in a Doujin even in 2011.

I thought doujin means hentai manga....
Today I learnt some lol

>>269
Some are hentai-ish manga.

Anyway, there seem to be prospective manga artists who deal with
techno theme. It's just they are not popular at the moment.

ttp://www.epxstudio.com/blog/2011/0820_97.html
ttp://prof.epxstudio.com/

Probably you don't read Japanese but these are the sources.

I wonder Russia-kun knows Keisuke Honda. He is now leaving from CSKA Moscow to another football club.
Is he famous in Russia?

No

X in a Doujin even in 2011.
O in a Doujin even"t" in 2011.

>>268

So rainy today!

I'm going to McDonald's now

You are eating a lot of trans fat and acrylamide.
You will have heart failure and cancer.

I don't care about that! I already gave up my life! Who cares?
Today I think I'm gonna order some French fly and double cheese burger

I am a genius.
I must not give up my life because the world will need my genius.

You are a genius of what?!

Like you can write awesome hentai magazines?

By the way what are your favourite McDonald's menus?

>>276
Are you Charls Ramsey?

I think >>279 is Chuck Norris.

>>281
I'm poor like Charls Ramsey so what I order at McDonald's is a cheese burger
and a coffee. The coffee is free because I use a coupon. So I pay
150 yen. (it was 120 yen a while ago but they raised the price to 150 yen)
I want to order a simple and cheapest burger which used to be 100 yen (it's 120 yen now)
but, I don't want clerks to think I'm stingy so I order a cheese burger, which is
30yen higher than the cheapest burger instead.
(I know, I'm already stingy at the moment I use a free coffee coupon...)

Imagine an old man like me cutting out a coupon with scissors...
So pathetic but that can't be helped to save money.

My hentai ability is also a genius.
My hetai tentacle manga can surely wake your son up.

Deeaaaaaaaad Giveawayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Google "Dead Giveaway - Big Testicles Extended Remix" and enjoy listening to it.

>>285
To draw a winning stick of GARIGARI-KUN is more pathetic.
It's horrifying just thinking about to exchange that stick for free GARIGARI-KUN in a store.

lol

please tell me native speakers (or experienced engilsh learner).

''I was surprised by the way she played, you can tell she is very experienced,''
Witthoeft said. ''I did not think she would be able to play so well, because she is so old.''

this sentences are post match interview at wimbledon tennis and she is evaluating the opponent (winner: japanese veteran kimiko date krumm).
please note the second second line's phrase "so old".
whether these words imply impolite meaning or not ? and whether these words are appropriate to such a formal situation (official interview) ?
"so old "in this sentences means "beldam" or "skilled person" ?

>>281
Chicken nugget!

Today I talked to this girl from the Philippines and she said there is spaghetti dishes at McDonald in the Philippines!!!!!!

Dear gaijins

What are bizarre McDonald's menu in your countries?

>>291

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I hate baseball....so boring even I don't know the rules

I need big white cocks nowwwww

>>291
To me it looks like she just means what she says. It's not polite, but
not impolite either.

Again Sweden guy....

>>297
in your country what do you call mcdonald's?

>>293
Mc battera

In Japan, mcdonald is "Makudo."
"Makku" is the wrong course ya.

Ewwwwww someone from kansai area is here!
We call it "makku" not "makudo"

The word "McDowell's" occured to my mind the Eddie Murphy's movie "Coming to New York", when you use the word "McDonald's".
That was a funny movie.

>>298
hello.jpg

>>299
It's just "Mcdonalds". (There are some slang terms that people use too,
but that's probably different everywhere.)

I don't know if there are any special things on the menu either, but I
almost never go there.

>>284
lol
I want to be your friend

The only things I know about Sweden are tulip and windmill

>>304
You must be rich I'm jealous give me some money!

I always think although they are all shitty junk food but McDonald is not that cheap isn't it?

Today I ordered "shrimp fillet burger" set and coke float or something and they cost like 800 yen

I could have gone some family restaurant instead! Well that's also cheap alternative though

>>306
Also IKEA and bunch of racist people

>>306
Tulips and windmills? Don't forget cuckoo clocks, chocolate and
yodeling.

Holland is famous for tulips and windmills right?

Fuck Sweden

>>310
Yes, that's Holland. I'm actually going there in August.

Swatch was huge in japan when i was a middle high school student.

Talking of Sweden, "Zlatan Ibrahimović" come to my mind firstly.

Fuck スウェーデン人

He's pretty famous among football fans, I've heard.

Ever noticed how there're no 'forever alone' guys, who voluntarily take this place in life?
As in, you know, standard harem plot, your usual japanese high-schooler loser - you know, jack of all trades, master of none.
Plot thickens, etc., etc., his relationship with girls surrounding him deepens, however, instead of choosing one of the girls/choosing all
of the girls/making a standard non-choice, he deliberately pushes everyone from him, because he values the freedom that his solitude gives him.
Freedom from relationships, freedom from obligations, freedom from the world. You know, there is a saying by a famous author from my homeland (Ukraine, actually),
Grigoriy Skovoroda, and it goes like this - "The world tried to catch me, yet never did". Fits perfectly for a plot like this, doesn't it?
It would be rather interesting to observe such development from purely artistical point of view, I think.

I hate the Netherlands they are so racists towards Japanese! They are like Koreans!

Hey baka gaijins! your thread is here ^^

Chat in English (外人/害人専用) Part1
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1369567802/

Hello Russia-kun. So, are you talking about guys in general, or more
specifically how people are portrayed in media?

>>320
Chat in English (外人/害人専用) Part1
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1369567802/

I have a thing for Japanese men's eyes. Korean,
Chinese men don't do it for me. Am I racist or hentai?

For slanty eyes?! That's so weird...

I absolutely hate my typical Asian eyes!

I've been seriously considering getting the double eyelids surgery! That does not necessarily mean I am a white wannabe or something! I just want bigger eyes!

Japenese men are handsome but they don't know it.
It comes from the inside. I often asked why.
It is this very strong masculine and noble attitude they have.
I don't sense that body language or that "look" in another nation.

In japan, people with single eyelids are considered like losers or people with birth defects unfortunately....

That's why so many women use some kind of glue to make fake double eyelids

Or some kinda tapes to create fake eyelids...my sister used it in the past

>>322
No, you are not. Not as long as you regularly stick cucumber into anus and vagina and
feel extasy.

Japanese men are handsome?!?!?! Sbjrbdbj

There are more natural ways of feeling love.
Cucumbers are for eating.

I read this somewhere
Chickens are really good for your sex partner

>>297
thank you

Yes they are handsome. A very unique brand of handsome.
It is a combination of looks, eye contact and posture.
If he radiates a certain determination, that is so hot.
Even when too shy, it is amazing. Body is a reflection of the mind.

>>329
Penis?

>>323 >>325
Makes me sad to hear that..

>>328 has fallen down, somebody please help.

I'm 100% Japanese but I don't think japanese are handsome
Most men like 98% are ugly for sure

>>317
Ukraine girls are one of the most beautiful girls in the world with blonde hair.
Are they vergin until they get married? If not, where are popular places
they first sleep with a boyfriend? Boyfroend's room? On hays? in the field?

>>293 is the middled aged woman.

９８％ ugly?

Kawashima is very handsome
Konno is normal
Yoshida is handsome
Nagatomo is handsome
Uchida is very kawaii.
Endou is a green dinosaur.
Hasebe is handsome
Honda is very handsome
Kagawa is normal
Okazaki is normal
Maeda is handsome

I think 55% is handsome.

People say women in Ukraine are beautiful or whatever but I hate their looking like east European facial features...
They look so cheap and poor
I think they have sex in the church

i think ukraine women have good oshiris .

here is a typical japanese dude. 100% of japanese dudes look like him. me as well.
http://shinkigeki.laff.jp/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/21/photo_3.jpg

>>338
Wherever I go like city, street, convenience store, supermarket, I only come across ugly men!
They are so ugly I almost vomit seriously!
Also I gotta say japanese women are ugly as well but they are ugly inside and out

How come ugly ones can shameless live?
They must fix their ugly facial features first!

>>340
I love it when oshiri suddenly appears and then disappears lol

>>341
I just imagined how he comes during sex

>>342
You should go to the eye doctor.

Lol'd at stereotypical depiction of ukrainian women in this thread.
>>320
Both, actually. I'm talking about difference of real life and portrayal in media, lol.
I personally know a couple of people, who neglect their private lives in favor of something else, whether it's
something trivial like money and influence, or something worth of respect like relentless pursue of their ideals.
Even I'm that kind of person, and my views about this subject completely correspond with above-mentioned quote.
Yeah, I know, social demand, instilment of social values, etc., but even in indie media it isn't really discussed,
and it is interesting why this particular layer is rarely touched.

>>345
Actually I should! It's about time to update prescription of my contacts! Grrrr

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>>348
Okay

When did you jerk off last time?

I need to figure out how to set a different font, the AA on 2ch looks
awful. It's probably pretty easy if you know how..

Gaijins don't use 2ch browser, do you?

I just use a normal web browser. There was - I think - a 2ch browser
that was a Firefox extension that I did look at a while ago. It seemed
like too much trouble to use.

Try changing font in about:config.
I'm mostly fine with any font, though, so I never did so.

Yeah, but I'd rather avoid having Mona as the default font for all web
browsing. There's probably a way to do it with custom CSS, but I'm
lazy..

about:config
Change these strings (you'll figure it out, it's quite simple):
font.name.monospace.ja
font.name.sans-serif.ja
font.name.serif.ja
No thanksrequired.

>>352
Why don't you try the extention first?
Then complain about it.
It's not troublesome at all if you understand Japanese to some extents.

addons.mozilla.org/ja/firefox/addon/chaika/

If you're unsure about fonts' names that you can put into those strings, look up these for a complete list:
font.name-list.monospace.ja
font.name-list.sans-serif.ja
font.name-list.serif.ja

>>356
I don't use Firefox, unfortunately. And this is good enough as it is.

>>355
Thanks for trying to help. Does that really work in FF? (or whatever
you are using) I don't see that 2ch sends out what language it uses
anywhere.

Site specific CSS is probably my best bet, I just have to get annoyed
enough to want to do it, and AA isn't all that common here.

>>356
Oh, and thank *you* as well, of course. I might try that extension
later on.

Continuing my musing upon previous topic, I noted that a lot of socially unfriendly aesops seem to be either neglected,or used to paint character as a villain.
For example, your usual moral dillemma - "friend's life or something that you strived for a long time". I can recall precisely
zero examples, where hero abandons his friend in favor of said something, and doesn't get the short stick of villain portrayal.
P.S Being a boring media-nerd 24 hours a day sure is fun.

I don't use 2ch browser because using it means I admit I immerse myself
in 2ch wasting my time. So I've been using with a usual browser to browse 2chan
for, ahen, ten years. Yeah, a decade. I'm wasitin my time a decade.
Some may think then I should use 2ch browser but, I'm still hesitant.

I know exactly what you mean.

Wasting time is not so bad though. Some people watch TV and movies,
others get sucked into reading *all* of the Internet..

He looks undernourished. he needs to change his style too.
Nothing wrong with him.

OK, staying up all night. It's about time I went to bed with cucumbers
stuck in my nostril. I'm not pervert, am I?

Do you make the first move?

>>365
kamenashi drama starts in october.
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20130626-00000328-oric-ent

I didnt know that. Thanks for the link.
It ,makes me so depressed.
I mean october. We didn't have a summer over here.
Besides future is bleak, too bleak.

reading *all* of the Internet

I mean that sentence depresses me. I want to cry now.

I think I have burn out situation. I need to recover.
Master give me your best tea. Please.

>>368
What? It's what I do..

Today I went to a local supermarket and then got some serial, soy milk, frozen blueberries and banana!!!!!
I just ate these!!!!!! It was good! I just imitated the way of foreigners!
They eat this kind of thing in the morning right?

I wish I had some strawberries but they are not cheap in japan

Now I'm feeling like I'm sophisticated and westernised!!!!

Omfg I made a mistake!!!!

Cereal!!!!!!!!

Tonight I think I need two dicks!

I like serial better...

No I eat nattou, rice, miso soup . Sometimes.
USually cereal, croissants, marmalade, tea/coffee
Sometimes eggs, cheese, ham.

I like NihonBuyo.
It Japanese beautiful culture.
When I cannot dance this, It Asian-American.
Do you have Japanese beautiful soul?

Are you a japanese?

What does it mean?
When a man replies to your mail
(phone brandname)™より送信されました。
received by his machine? Wakaranai....just an acknowledgement? Don't bother me?
Busy?

Note: We have been in touch since last autumn, we know about each other.

>>371
Serial / cereal is pretty confusing. Still trips me up when listening
to people, all the time..

Cereal + milk is not uncommon. People I know usually go for tea (or
coffee) and sandwiches. That could just be a Nordic thing though.

By the way >>371 - what is a normal breakfast for you?

You received that mail sent by him via (phone brandname).
It is nothing.

>>317
Are you talking about harem animes? If so, what's the point of ditching the girls
in a harem plot? If the protagonist was to become a lone wolf, the plot would be
something different (non-harem anime), I think.

>>346
What you are talking about (freedom from the world/society, pursuing your own
ideals, etc) is a common theme in media, isn't it? I don't know why you think of
it as something special.

When I said "serial"(>>374), I knowingly said it because I love it when
Japanese people speak Engrish. It is super cute and sounds better than cereal.

serial reminds me of serial killer

>>380 yeah but the point is,
He forwarded the email I sent him yesterday, back to me with that line!
Empty message body from his side.

>>383 me too. That is why I find it super cute! To name a harmless food as "serial"!!

>>361
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read on 2ch.
Go get a fuckin 2ch browser now! I'm not attacking you. I'm encouraging you.

Unless it is GM of course.

Not using a 2ch browser means no handy pop-ups at all, right?
Using 2ch for 10 years without that function is pure insanity.

>>384
Give him this message.

"Why did you do that?"

That's it.



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>>379
Just one toast that's it!

But when I have some time, I make baked egg, some bacons or sausages! Although my mum somehow makes traditional japanese breakfast for me, I don't eat them because I prefer western breakfast!!!!!!!

Because I'm super sophisticated and civilised and westernised and I'm not one of those dirty yellow monkey japs which eat stinky natto or miso soup or something!!!!!!!!!!

>>343
It's very common for a flasher.

Just one piece of toast?! I would be so hungry if I only had that.

But I think that is common here too, actually.

toast plus Marmite equals heaven

>>360
I don't know what kind of situation you are talking about, but if you let your friend die
to obtain something... that's just mean, isn't that?

>>394
Your Eng is really nice than me actually. but please let me say one thing that Native people do not often use it they say isn't it.

Yea I think I read somewhere about that before.

>>389 I thought you Japanese men would understand that, if you don't,
what a gaijin like me would understand. Maybe I am too KY.

I want a really masculine body..........

I've learned the word "vajayjay."

http://hitmejust1moretime.tumblr.com/post/54025382959/white-men

>>399
I love this girl! So funny

>>394
I 've never heard anyone saying "isn't that?" instead of "isn't it?" at the end of the sentence of
a tag-question pattern.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I want a bodybuilder boyfriend and enjoy muscles!

Today I came across this car and the loud speaker attached to it said like if you believe in Jesus Christ, you can go to heaven or something......wtf
This literally ruined my day

I HATE CHRISTIANS!!!!! FUCK THEM!!!!!

Why are they are so obnoxious and hypocritical by the way?

test

>>404
Is that true?
If so, they don't know the teachings of Christianity at all.
Concepts such as heaven, hell or purgatory were created by people in later ages.
If you read the Bible, you'll find they have nothing to do with Jesus Christ.

>>407
Yep this is totally true

Also they gave us some kind of stupid leaflets which I immediately threw away lol
Apparently now they are selling the abbreviated version of the bible at a discounted price lol

Anyways I don't believe in Christianity at all!
They justify slavery sexism homophobia and stuff like that!
They need to kill themselves now! Suicide is a murder in Christianity? Who cares? Just kill themselves I'm sure they will go to heaven ;)

As an Italian, I pray to Jesus every day.

Ewwwwwwwwwww

As a Japanese, I pray to Amida Buddha.

As a Japanese I pray to Hideki Tojo

As a Korean, I pray to An Chun-gun

If both of you selected a preposition "for" instead of "to", I understand what you mean.

Nitpicker again!

It is not a trivial thing.
Your assertion comes from your ignorance.

>>416
Yeah yeah I'm ignorant you're educated

Are you satisfied?

>>417
I make it a rule not to discuss anything with someone who I judged as a fool lol

>>418
Good for you

As an alien I worship Kamenashi Kazuya.

>>420
You too always say the same thing repeatedly...maybe
intention of making oyaji gag?

I am advertising his name here.
You have to understand that he is an international superstar.
Does it make you upset that I am so obsessed?

I want to make sure that I worship someone and I reiterate
it so I don't forget it.
Isn't that depressing.

>>422
I'm not upset at all. Everybody has an obsession.

Most of oyaji gags are made up of homonyms.
If you let me, I'll explain to you what they are like.
When I was a kid, there was a popular duo named Anonenone appearing on TV.
They had a hit song titled Akatonbo ( the Japanese word for red dragonfly)
Their another song's lyrics are a typical example of oyaji gag

魚屋のおっさんが屁をこいた　ブリっ!
The English translation is as follows; A fish dealer farted. Buri!
In this case, Buri has two meanings in Japanese. The sound of fart and the name of a fish.

I want to worship my hip and my nipples more than anything.

>>426
Show us your oshiri

No one here? No gaijins?

Aliens are busy/

In that case, we have to celebrate!
No gaijins anymore YAY

I said Aliens. Gaijins are a different departmemt.

Ayase is so cute!!
I've just seen the episode 12 of OREIMO and was so moved to watch it's ending with touching ED.
Does anybody in this thread see this animation too?

No

Are you enjoying the silence my dear ultra right wing Japanese friend.

>>434
What's your hobby except for kamenashi?

>>435
Using my favourite vibrator to achieve organism

organism lol
you mean orgasm, do you?

You're right lol

Where is your ID my dear:

ID:2QpnjyAA!

While you organise yourself I will do a spring clean and paperwork.
Who will make the coffee??

i will make a coffine for you and put so many TENGA !!in it ,dont take this serious .
this is silly talk from oshiri man .

You want me dead? (coffin with Tenga???)

i heard you like nattou
so when you are in a coffine, I will put well-stirred nattou around your face and push some in your nostrils instead of cotton.

I like "deep throat cup special soft edition" from TENGA it's so soft and I can enjoy the pleasure for a long time

I love　Miki Ando

I didn't dislike her but she is so selfish and emotional

What do you guys will do this summer? Any plans?

I will work very hard.

>>448
I see. Don't overwork yourself. Take good care of your health.

I will have sex with my new boyfriend everyday in this summer!
That's all what I want!

>>448
Do you work for a sweatshop?

Please tell me how to enable the ID.

No work in a coal mine.
In my spare time I train as an assasin.

You just slipped as always.

I found these interesting pictures

http://www.iza.ne.jp/images/user/20080717/298548.jpg
http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/31/b9/9d7a8abe637abcc7606d69652c426c53.jpg
http://livedoor.3.blogimg.jp/hatima/imgs/a/d/ad671b03.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/kh4suVY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JyzyDH2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cZTAGrt.jpg
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http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/40/04/91116ee7c49ed067d25707afe99f0730.jpg

/watch?v=vIDLc-_MY1U this is youtube video and plz write down what he said in english plz?

Well you will get a silly answer to a silly question.

>>457
Yeah, we are fed up with our own intelligent real life.

>>457 is for >>454 referring to >>451

lots of laughter

i wont say the L word coz I hate it that you guys think girls use it

Today I went to a local super market and got some bananas and baked puddings and kabuki rice crackers!

I like this baked pudding so much which is dying forrrtrrrgidjekdkkd!

So high in carbohydrates aren't they.

Basically I don't get any fat and I'm skinny!

Are you a man?
Aaah the skinny macho boys of Japan...

Are you jealous?

Your brand of boys are difficult to find over here,,,
Send some please.

Well I get fat if i eat a lot
But I can easily lose weight!
Actually I've been on a diet for 3 weeks now and I already lost 6 kilograms!
Hopefully I will lose a few kilograms in a week!

Akanishi Jin Happy Birthday!
Not all Kame fans hate you! Well you are a father now own
up some responsibility.

>>465
Only super macho or super obese ones in the UK?

I don't dislike akanishi jin but I can understand why he is disliked

No UK boys are usually fit, but once married or over 30 they gain weight,
I guess it is the marriage stress. I think income gap is an issue,
poorer people eat high calorie foods.

Today I feel I have burnt out myself.
I need a recharge.

It is a shame he could not cope with the stress of the entertainment
industry. Kame is coping incredibly well, he is really tough.

Well enjoy your puddings, I hope you burn it off with a lover

Actually I have never seen obese people in the UK. They exist?
I do remember I lost a lot of weight like almost 10 kilograms when I was in England for 5 weeks. I blame food and host mums shitty food....
I always ate sandwiches and burgers from Burger King only LOL

If I knew I would have looked after you
Poor thing

It looks like I am gonna have to crawl back to work

Oh I often went to china town and japanese restaurant but they were not good and also overpriced as hell like wagamama...
Usually japanese restaurants are owned by Chinese or Koreans.... So not authentic

>>476
Hang in there!

I don't want to stay overseers since I can't live without Japanese diet.

What is the meaning of "overseers"?

>>480
Just a typo for overseas, excuse me.

I slept for 16 hrs! and having a delicious brunch now,,,

Please don't do this to me. I have a thing for Engrish.

>>477 I have Japanese friends in London who know Soho inside out so
when I hook up with them they take me to restaurants either owed by Japanese or
have authentic Japanese cooking. One tiny ramen place served the most
delicious ramen I have ever had, apparently its Chinese owner lived in
Japan.

>>477 ewww Wagamama is the last fusion food place I would go to on earth.
You should have gone to Japan Centre and Toku, they are side by side.

then you don't need to come to Japan, do you?

What do you mean. Do people only come to Japan for food?
You are strange.

We are not talking about coming to Japan.
This chap was living in London and he could not find proper Japanese food.

It's been a while since the last time I see thie thread.
About three months have passed,and back then, there are more responses than now.
What happend to this thread?

you are imagining things maybe.

>>489
You can blame Kamegirl for that bcause she never allows us to do erotic talks.

IN that case, I should have used on instead of for

>>442
Once you experience Tenga, you'll know what he mean. Don't take him silly because of his name.

Well, after all, I realized how silly I am

After all, oshiri is the most useful part to use for silly things.

>>491
If that's the case, get out of here immedietly, fucking kamegirl.

my kikunomon is like fireworks and i shout tonight with my kiwi ,tamaya !!!

>>496 That is not an excuse any more, find something more intelligent.

It's so freaking hot today.......
I hate summer in japan

I feel like moving to foreign countries temporally like Alaska or something....

It's hot humid sticky....

Is there any foreign countries in this world where there is no "humidity"?

It's been very hot today, but I went to Ramen-Jiro for lunch with my senior collegue.
It takes about 10 minutes from our office to the Jiro by walk, so we sweat a lot,
but that hot temperature made Jiro's salty taste more delicious.

>>501
Where I live is apparently extremely dry in the winter (all water is
frozen!). Summers are not very humid either.

Now I'm craving Ramen!

>>503
Are you really Swedish?
Or Japanese living in Sweden?

I think he is Korean

I think I'll go to ramen shop tomorrow :D

I expect this week is queit.
I'll leave the office at the regular time rest of the week.

>>505
Yes, Swedish and posting from Sweden. Apologies for the delay.

I'm so tired of Sweden stuff.
Are there any gaijins from exotic countries like India in this thread?

I could visit Norway, would that help?

>>509
That's interesting.
Why are you interested in 2ch, and this minor board?

Because Sweden is a far apart country from Japan,
it seems that there aren't so many people who know Japan well in Sweden.

I used to spend time on imageboards (4chan and similar) and through that
heard of 2ch. Don't know why, but there is something about text boards
that I like.

Also I guess I have an interest in Japan generally.

You are right that there are not many people who know Japan well. Many
people know Japan poorly, though. They know what they have seen on TV and
silly stuff they've read on the Internet.

They are white. They have no interests in Asian counties. Only those who are interested in japan are so a weirdo in sweden like スウェーデン人 lol

swedish people like meatballs.
this sentence has a sexual connotation?

I just wanted to reach the place where nobody but me can go,
I was able to study,train myself, and so on no matter how long it takes in order to fufill that purpose,
Recently,however, I 've finally found ,no I've been made to realized that such place dosen't exist anywhere.
When I realized that, I've lost the reason to live.

I think you can find that place in heaven :)

Assuredly I say to you, heaven is not the place for those who play with life.

I'm afraid not.
The only place I'll go is hell, if such place would exist.

the place you exist right now might be hell.

>>520
You got me.
Well, I don't mind if my life is hell as long as I can found something very important in my life.
The problem is that the only and sole thing that's so important for me has disappeard from my life.

Are you depressed?

A little.
I'm not sick now, but if this condition continues,
I'll get sick someday.

>>516
That sucks.

Did you have a very specific goal? Or was it more like "I want to be
the best at *something*"?

>>524
As you may know, my answer to your question is the latter.
If the former, I wouldn't suffer.
Of couse, I made a plan in detail, say, obtaining that credential, this one to achieve vague goal.
So far, there have been no problem..........but why?

You're in so called "the middle aged crisis" or something....

>>526
you think so?
If so, I'm sufferd from but kind of TYUNIBYO.

Now I'm eating coke gummy....so bad like HARIBO.....

You start questioning things when your primate self cannot catch up
with your evolved-higher-being self. You need to listen to your instincts
as much as your consciousness. The answer is hidden there even if you
are unable to take action on it,

Sounds like you are a philosopher, kamegirl!

>>529
May we call you mom?

An ex boyfriend used to say "You analyze too much!", palming my
head as if he was going to pick it up and go bowling with it.
I guess that is why he is an ex.

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Kawaii

My current lifetime goal is passing Eiken 1st grade test.
That keeps my daily life alive but hard as in hell.

Actually I just took the interview test on Sunday!

>>513
Usual Japanese people including me don't know much about Sweden as well.
As it's far away from Japan, the images of Sweden in Japan are sometimes unrealistic.

Some people have very good image of Sweden, for example it's a very rich and peaceful country
where people don't have to work hard like Japan, and everyone can receive good benefit
while the government maintains healthy budget.

But there are people whose images of Sweden are bad, for example it's promoting extreme individualism,
and people are suffering from divided family and racial conflicts which are resulted from immigration policy.

>>535
Are you struggling with the writing test or the interview test? Which one?

>>538
I'm struggling to manage my salary man life to secure time for studying English.

>>531 Ha? is your mum a philosiopher, why do you want me to
mommify you?

Tell me about things you guys do on your own (other than THAT please,
seriously)

I will tell you what I do sometimes. Arrive at my room very late
after a long day at work.

Today, it was only 12 hrs but I started midday. Well, I rode my bike
after midnight along a 1.5 km stretch of a long road. It was soooo peaceful,
no one but me in the middle of the street, some soft smooth
jazz tune on my Sony walkman.

Sometimes I am so happy with doing things alone it scares me!

You seem tough enough to live alone for the rest of your life.

Today im going to library to study a little because its freaking hot today!!!!!!!!

the library is so close to my home ^^ like one minute by foot

After that I'm going to ramen shop!!!!!!!!!!!

So I was supposed to go to ramen shop but somehow I ended up with mosburger!
I ordered some spicy hotdog, a mos chicken, large drink and frenchfries!!!!!
They were damned good!

BUT I'm always super frustrated by the size of drink in japan!
Today I ordered "L" size drink but it was super tiny and tons of ice cubes and it was so hot today so I finished it within 1 minute wtf and it's not cheap at all like its about 300 yen for that tiny "L" size!!!!!!

I think I need to go to the states or somewhere....

>>544
なぜか日本人が書いたなってわかる英文

>>542 I am not tough at all. I am very, very fragile.
This is my face to the outside world. Inside it is different.

>>545
English please

>>545
Except some gaijins, this thread is for japanese

damn it !! A air conditionar at my room is toally broken !!
I am melting and can feel my sweat drop from arm to my anus ....

I miss rice burgers of mosberger.
Why did they abolish that...

Another Gal-Oyaji has been arrested on the commuter groping incident.

I have found a good thread. I want to improve my English skills, but
I have no opportunity to speak English.

I'll write in every day.

Good night.

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What the hell?

>>546
so, you mean your heart is made of glass?
I guess your heart is something like the tail of a lizard. lol
Do you understand what I mean?

LOL

I'm at mosburger again now!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKIN
KOREAN
GO　HOME

Hm.....I think replacing " TO HELL "instead of "HOME" would be better.
They must be annihilated from this world ,I mean, every last one of them.

That's true! They should be wiped out from this beautiful earth.
They are nothing but detrimental as hell!

ICJ did a good judge whaling issue, but Australian complain about it.
Australian seem to think the Antarctic Continet belongs to Australia.
They don't know the Antarctic Treaty, do they?

They kill Kangaroos to protect the ecosystem and crops.
However, they say Japan must not do whaling.
It's a double standard.

Australia government doesn't have logical mind.
The Govenment is made by Australian, so Australian might not have logical mind.

Its not surprising because they are austkoreans

>>558 What made you think of that? Implying a change of heart?
Are you shocked that I am not a tough cookie.

　　　　∧＿∧
　　O､（　´∀｀）O　 　
　　ﾉ, ）　　　　ノ ヽ
　ん､/　　っ　ヽ_､_,ゝ
　　（＿ノ　ヽ＿）

livin' in the nineties
　　　　　　　　　nineties
　　　　　　　　　　nineties

I was collected my blood in the medical checkup.
I really dislike blood collection, because I always feel sick
when my blood is being collected, and in some cases I lose consciousness.

Today I went KFC and got some fried chickens and yakionigiri for the first time!

That was very good actually!

>>567
What a coincidence!
I'm eating a KFC's crispy chicken with full-bodied red wine!

I didn't order crispy things
Maybe next time ill order that and spicy peppered chicken too

The crispy chicken goes well with deep red wine.
If I eat in KFC without wine, I wouldn't order that.

I'm not a big fan of wine so ill pass it.
Instead maybe ill go for beer!

I don't drink beer alone.
However, beer and KFC's original chicken seem to make quite a good pairing.

What a trans fat!

I don't care about trans fat because my life has totally finished LOL

I don't give a shit

Now I'm feeling like ordering some delivery pizzas but the delivery pizza in japan is not cheap right?

http://youtu.be/raBbMxxISXw

>>575
Awwwwww looks so yummy

oh, yeah?
how about this one?
http://youtu.be/6IhIYMd_cys

I'm fine with these, but I can't handle "Korean penis fish"

I have not gone to KFC and MC.
If they made fried whale meat and whale buger, I would eat them every day.

They should have those menus!
But tons of austkoreans will get crazy!

no doubt
However, if we made fried kangaroo and kangaroo buger, they would not get crazy.
It's just a double standard.

Yeah austkoreans are such hypocrites which always push their fucking retarded cultures and values and if japan refuses that, they immediately get crazy like Koreans

fuck Koreans and austkoreans!

Yes, people make their government.
They should be responsible for that anti-whaling policy.

They are nothing but radical terrorists!
The austkorean government approves that too...
What the hell kind of government approves the terrorism? Maybe japan should cut the diplomatic relation with austkorea....so dangerous....

Ｅｘａｃｔｌｙ。
Ｔｈey are a terrorist-supporting nation.

California city ended up being a very stupid city.
Korean's anti-Japanese activities are very stupid.
Korea is a cult country.
I thought foreigners didn't know the abnormal character of Korean.
However,recently, I noticed that foreigners don't have logical mind like Japanese.
People on the earth except Japanese are people who are considered to be primitive.

Give me some of what you have been taking, is it that good?

>>587
http://youpouch.com/2013/03/13/110864/

It is very good for world peace.
Japanese have the most logical thinkking people in the world.

Australia is not logical on whaling.
American is not logical on WW2.
Korea is always not logical on everything.
China is not logical on the Senkaku islands.
Russia is not logical the Northern Territories.

Japanese is always logical on everything.

Koreans are just savages not humans

finally i bought new airconditioner for my room . sayonara my sweaty smelly days .
in adding , I am a magical oshiri boy.

I've been wondering whether oshiri makes a lot of mistakes in English on purpose?

By the way congratulations on your air conditioner!!!!

I'm gonna watch les mis&eacute;rables tonight

Honestly I've been reluctant to watch it because this Korean figure skater used this music on her performance in last season and won the world championship with crazy score! (With easy jump layouts and mediocre spins and step)

I guess the movie is mediocre at best like kimuchi bitch's performance

>>588 I will get some soya burgers instead thank you.

>>594
OMG les miserable

It is not logical captain!

People should be more logical.
I love logical.
Logical is the way to the world peace.

Logical ! Logica ! Logical !

Give me a break, man.

ドイツ税関が日本向けの鯨肉を一方的に返送 輸出元のアイスランド外相が大激怒
http://hayabusa3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1373709603/

Germany is not logical, too.
Japan is the most logical country on the earth.

>>600
You mean Abe is the most logical P.M. in the world.
He has been supported by the Japanese.

>>601
Abe is our better choice.
but the "logical"above means the average Japanese are logical.

I am the most logical person in Japan.
That is to say, I am the most logical person on the earth.
I'm frightened of my locigal ability.
Of course, I can't speak English, but it doesn't matter.
English logical power is inferior to Japense logical power.
This is why Japanese are not good at speaking English.
Japanese language is the most logical language in the world.

>>603
yeah....whatever.
by the way,are you feeling something sad recently?

I don't blame the English language but I blame Christianity for their arrogance

>>604
I don't feel a kind of sad but I feel loneliness.
Genius is always alone.

>>602
The type of your logic is well known as sophism.
That's because you will never specify the best person.
The average Japanese is the best? The average is no one after all.
When you specify who is, your logic will collapse.

I am not a sophist.I hate relativism.

Japanese language is the most logical.
I am the most logical in Japan.
Therefore, I am the most logical person on the earth.
Of course, there are a lot of reason I am the most logical, but I can't express them in English.
I regret it.

>>608
You are not a politician so you don't have power to do the logic, right?
Just specify the name of best politician, I mean, the second to you.
Then I can tell whether you're a liar or not.

>>609
Ｍｙ logical has nothing to do with politics.
I don't understand what you are saying.

A clever falcon hides his claws.(Still waters run deep/A talented person doesn't need to show off)

"I am the most logical person" is not claws.
This is only the truth.
I hide my claws.
My claws can be written only in Japanese, the most logical language..

>>610
The most important part is hidden, right? the name, claw...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152700/One-FIVE-adults-urinate-swimming-pools-70-dont-shower-diving-in.html

>>611
Yes!Yes!（＾ω＾*）

If someone knew my claws and used the right way, he or she could get a Nobel Peace Prize.
However, if someone used wrong ways, the world would end.
This is why I must hide my claws for the world peace.

>>613
You can reveal the bunch of your poo, right?

I can't but I 'll go out for lunch from now.

>>615
You don't even know you did already.

※19世紀以降の高山登山活動に限定する。ロッククライム、スポーツクライムは評価しない
。水平の冒険も評価に加える。初登頂、無酸素、単独、史上初、全制覇系は高評価。

SSS　ラインホルト・メスナー
SS ヘルマン・ブール　テンジン・ノルゲイ　エドモンド・ヒラリー
S ハインリヒ・ハラー　朴英碩　イエジ・ククチカ　ウーリー・ステック　ファニアート・オヤルサバル　

A 植村直己　コンラッド・アンカー　ジョージ・マロリー　マリオ・マンツェーリ　クシストフ・ヴィエリツキ　クリス・ボニントン
B　　クリスティアン・シュタングル　長谷川垣男　エドワード・ウィンパー　エアハルド・ロレタン　ピーター・ハーベラー　ビル・ティルマン
C アンデルル・ヘックマイアー　カルロス・カルソリオ　ゲルリンデ・カルテンブルンナー　竹内洋岳　山田昇　エドゥメ・パッサバン

D　　野口健　ジョージ・マロリー　厳弘吉　ノエル・オデール　山野井泰史　トニー・ヒーベラー　ジョン・ハーリン　ダグ・スコット
E 山本篤　韓王龍　モーリス・エルゾーグ　リオネル・テレイ　スティーブ・ハウス　ロブ・ホール　パトリック・モロー　田部井淳子　ダニエル・マズール
F カール・ウンテルカーシュナー　デニス・ウルコ　マシアス・ズルブリゲン　ジョーダン・ロメオ　山野井妙子　今井通子　リスト・プロダノフ

Z 栗城史多

1000 yen McDonald is fucking quality.

I'm chilling out at home because today's Sunday everywhere is so crowded!

>>620
Did you try it out? Instead of spending 1000 yen on one burger, I think I'd rather go to mos burger!

>>613
You're amazing!!
Having seen your some responses, at least I can tell that you would become
most interesting comedian in this world!!
Just go for it and improve your humor.

>>623
Sorry I'm too old for that.

>>624
It's never too late to start!!
You said you have great claw, didnt you?
Just be positive!

>>625
I'll save the claw for hunting a jukujo just like you.

So today I went to mos burger again!!!
I ordered some mos chickens, a mos shake, and a hotdog!!!!

I think I need to take a step back from mos burger!

>>626
Hahaha...just as I thought, you are a good joker.
..............just like who ?
I like young girl better than old hag.

なんか微笑ましいな日本人の英語は。まあ頑張れ

Can't you type such an easy sentence in English?
Oh....what a poor boy...

Speaking ill of others will make your way dark.
Walk in the foreast of your aquainted area.

[ Speaking ill of others ] will make [ your way (be) dark ].
Walk in the foreast of your [ aquainted ] area.

Fuck off retarded Christian

>>621
Me too. outside is tooo hot, humid, and crowded.
I think everyone playing outside are very tough.

【moe（萌え）】

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/netaatoz/imgs/6/2/62799599.jpg

>>634
Kimoi

kimoe

>>634
Advanced

American are racist.
Comfort woman statues are discrimination against Japanese.
American equality is a complete lie.

I will eat whale and dolphin in Taiji this summer.
This is not a evil thing.
I don't want to meet SS members.
I hate them.
I won't forgive them.
They guys are all morons.

Can we talk about something else please?

Isn't there something remotely positive and beautiful in your life?

I like whale meat. (positive)
I want to go to Taiji. (positive)
I want to remove comfort woman statues in the U.S. (very positive and need very positive power.)

Logical action is a road to world peace.
Logical is very positive.

Ok.

There seem to be one person who is negative to gaijin.
Who else support him? Raise hand, please. I want to make it clear.

Here! I hate gaijins too especially Chinese and Koreans and whites

I dont hate any of people.
There are lots of good people even though they are Korean, Chinese,etc, but
The worst three country(government) I hate is 1.Korea 2,Chine 3, America.
Fuck off

I hate china Koreas America austkorea New Zealand Israel!
Also I hate all Islam & christian countries too!

I don't like those who don't have logical mind.
Many gaijins don't have logical mind.
I don't like gaijins not because of gajins but because of nological.

>>635
Perhaps "Kimoi" is expressed in English as follows.

It sounds weird.

I think they are just mentally retarded...

>>650
Do you think people who say fact is fact are metally retarded, do you?
You don't have logical mind?

>>651
I'm referring to those gaijins....

>>651
In the first place,your English is retarded.

>>652
I'm very excited and very sorry.

>>653
I recognize it.
I have no sense of shame.

I come here to practice English.
I want to be a better speaker.
Would you please tell me the best way to learn it?

>>390
The best way to learn English?!
No such a thing unfortunately

test

>>657
Thank you for your answer.
I think so,too,but I wanted to know
if there is any other way to leran it or not.
I am going to work hard to do so.

I always build up my vocabulary using some kind of textbooks or my original vocabulary book I made and also I listen to BBC global news and NHK world news on my iPhone, read a lot of articles on the Internet, and watch a lot of American TV series!

I've been watching CSI for now but this one is helplessly boring...

The series of desperate housewives is the best, I think.

I love that show too! So hilarious and easy to follow!
I also loved Ally! This one is also funny! It's a little bit old though

I need big guys dicks now!!!!

>>663
For what?

>>664
For hot sex!!!!!!!
I love big guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>665
Why are you so excited in the daytime?

>>666
I'm so horny!!!!!!! That's why!!!!!!!!!!

I've found another Gal-Oyaji.

>>668
I'm not an oyaji!!!! I'm still in college!!!!!
I'm super young and super fresh like fresh vegetables as hell!!!!!!!
I'm not those who sit in front of PCs all day!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>669
Are you at least a gay?

I just got so many different flavours of pasta sauce!
They usually cost 178 yen but today they are only 125 yen! YAY

They are taraco, ume shiso, uzu pepper, and peperoncino!
I'm a huge fan of pasta! I love carbohydrates!

As a poor college student, this price down is so helpful....
I have a question for you guys! Is there any lucrative part time job which college students can?

I like pasta very much, too.
I go to the pasta restaurant at least once a week!

By the way, I used to teach high school students at their home
when I was a college student.

I hate to teach to someone! In fact I don't have the ability to teach something to someone because I'm so "baka"! LOL
I'm a student of the so called "F rank" university!

Maybe I'm going to apply for some shitty job like cashier at convenience store or something....

>>675
Don't worry.
An average F-ranked university student couldn't write even as two times easy as your Engslish.
Well, frankly speaking, you couldn't work for big company due to lack of your educational background
, but it would be possible for you to work for middle-scale company and then climb the corporate ladder.
So, never drop your hope and just hang in there !!

Being young is lack of the way one could go along.
Becoming older, you would find the way you should walk along.
Becoming too old, you come to find the true way you should walk along.

[ Being young ] is lack of the way [ one could go along ].
[ Becoming older ], you would find the way [ you should walk along ].
[ Becoming too old ], you come [ to find the true way { you should walk along } ].

Who the hell 片岡数吉 ?
what a lame...

>>676
That's okay! I'm painfully aware of the fact that I can't work for big name company!
But I really want to get a job which gives me some opportunities to go abroad in the future like business trip or something!!!!!!!!!
That's enough for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh today I'm super duper happy because I finally passed grade 1 of Eiken! YAY
I was taking this interview test a lot!(yes, I'm super baka right? in my opinion the withering test is a piece of cake actually!) Given I'm a student of the "F ranked" university, I'm relatively doing good right?
Of course I'm not a returnee and don't have any experiences of studying abroad or whatever!!!!!!! I'm 100% authentic japanese as hell!!!!!!

Now I can concentrate on other things...
Of course I will continue learning Engrish!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Oops the writing test, not withering

>>680
Are you really F-ranked university student?
As you may know, there are quite a few people even in A or S- ranked univerity who cannot pass
pre-1 level of Eiken.
You are so amazing!!
I take back my opinion about your lack of your educational background and job hunt.
You could work worldwide if you have the strength other than your English skill.

That's right. I was a Kyu-Tei student, but my TOEIC score is under 400.

>>682
Yep! I'm a "F ranked" university student!
I'm just so happy because I don't need to get really nervous at the interview test anymore and also I don't need to be depressed by the sight where there are lots of returnees at the interview test....
(I was taking it in tokyo so tons of returnees literally)

>>683
My brother is a graduate of "kyu-tei" university as well but he doesn't speak English at all because his speciality is agriculture!!!!!!!!

I think it's time to cook something like pasta!!!!!!!!
I'm starving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm coming.

>>680
That's excellent!
Hearing the news, I must study English harder.

It's getting warmer and warmer these days.
I can't help turning on the air conditioner.
How's everyone?

No so much 'getting warmer' as "getting hotter and getting hell"
I turn on the air conditioner when tempreture in my room is over 32 degrees.

>>686
Did you just jerk off or something?
Sorry just kidding!

Today its comfortable in my area. Not that hot, humid, sticky

I learnt this the other day. AC is short for air conditioner!

altenate current,wich means 交流 in Japanese is also AC for short, I guess.
And I dont know it's formal name in English, but 公共広告機構 in Japanese , the organization
that makes various advertisement, say, POPOPOPO-N shortly after 3.11 is also AC.

>>690
You're right. There were tons of TV commercials of AC.... I remember that!

>>689
Sorry.
I'm not good at English, so I just practice it by writing it here.

It occurred to me that we should save electricity energy consumption, so
so I try to turn off the air conditioner, but I can't...

Oops so, not so so

>>692
no need to explain.
everyone in this thread might know it.

>>692
"Coming" is the English version of "イク"

"Jerk off" means musturbating

>>680
Congratulations!
Now that you passed, you can concentrate on jerking off as hell. You can be a monkey!
I envy you.

>>696
What are you saying?
Jerking off is man's fundamental and sacred right and we can do it any time.
and you can do it right now, anytime, anywhere.
Don't misunderstand this important matter.

>>696
I don't jerk off that much! Jerking off makes me so tired...is it just me or what?!
also I don't like to clean my TENGA chan....it's a little pain in the ass...

>>697
You can do it like a monkey do, anytime anywhere?
Super!

There is no doubt you use Enemagras.

>>695
I got it!
Oh, I'm ashamed...

>>701
You shouldn't be ashamed!
Everyone makes mistakes!
I always make mistakes like today I did UFO catcher and got three stuffed "rilakkuma" and spent 1000 yen! LOL

>>699
Off course, yes I CAN !

>>702
The only thing I can say is that it is you who should be ashamed . LoL

Sorry, it's not funny joke, and don't worry about it.
I'm wondering how long it's been sinse the last time I did UFO catcher, I went to the arcade.

>>704
Yeah I should be ashamed actually! But I'm still in college so please don't judge me!

Me too! It's been a while like 10 years to do UFO catcher! It was a lot of fun!!!!

The other day I also went to the nearby arcade
for the first time in years.
I played UFO catcher, hockey, racing video games and so on.
I had a good time!

Sorry.
Strictly speaking, it was not for the first time in years
that I went there.

Oh, It's time to go to bed.
Good night. See you next time.

Well, let me check what I just wrote according to what I have kept doing. Bracketing.
-----------------------------1949 was the year [ when I was born ]. Yet I don't remember [ how I was born ].
But I have a [ startling ] memory [ that I came out of a truly narrow place ].
[ After I had a memory ], I heard from my father [ that it took so long a time { till I came out of mother's body } ].
My father told me [ that I took such a long time { to go through the tunnel-like thing of my mother's body } ].
[ When my head came out of my mother's body ], the head was so long [ that my father startled ].
It's katawa, a retarded person. But in one day, my head came back to normal roundness.
---------------good. it is good rechecking.

>>707
Good night!!!!!

You must be an emotional person because you use a lot of exclamation marks.

>>710
Oh come on! I'm not!!!!
I'm not like "the middle aged woman" who is an emotional egomania!!!!!!!!!
I think using a lot of ! makes me sound like young!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought there are lots of middle-aged person like middle-aged woman who typed
many boring and so long crap and got emotional so easily in this thread,
but it's recognition is turned out to be wrong.
At the very least, there are three people who are in college.
The first is the F-ranked but passed grade 1 of Eiken.
The second is kyu-tei university student but cannot get over 500 score on TOEIC.
The third is me who is equel to God of this world !!

>>712
Yeah, the God of poo, you are. sallow baby!

>>712
I regognize you are god.
Please recognize I am the most logical paerson on the earth.

If you are student, you need TOEIC　score rather than TOEFL score

Good morning!
Today I'm going to Muji to buy something by using some shopping points on my iPhone application!
The expiration date is the end of the month so I have to go!!!!!
What's your agenda today?

jitaku keibi

>>713
the God of ....what?
come on.. don't make a fool of me.
I'm the God of almighty. You should know that.

>>714
I, the God of this world,, shall label you as the most indecent person in the universe.

>>718
You are not the God, because you don't recognize I am the most logical man on the earth.

Now I'm at McDonald! Not mos burger this time!
I ordered mac double and shakashaka chicken with cheese powder!
This is my very first time to enjoy mac double, its actually very good!!!!!!

>>720
Have you ever ate \1000 buger?

>>721
Nope! But my sister tried it out!
Maybe I'm gonna try it out on Saturday because that'll be the last right?

>>719
Think whatever you want, as you wish.
The fact that I'm the exsistance beyond human beings doesn't change
no matter how desperate you argue. hahaha

s...sister(；´Д`)

Oreimo or Watamote, that is the question.

Yep! I have a big sister. Apparently she got that 1000 yen burger from her colleague or something.

I think I'm gonna put off my contacts now! They are literally drying up my eyes!!!!

I went to the city hall to vote , that is, pre-day voting (期日前投票）
I voted for LDP hoping for them to solve the twisted Diet (this would be solved) and
I want them to change the Article 9 of Japanese Constitution.
I think that that artile ruined Japanese fundamental loyalty toward it's nation and
allowed Korean to invade Jpan.

>>726
\1000 burger
uh,　It is very expesively for me to buy
I'm jealous your sister
If I have \1000, I can eat Beef bowl about three times
There is earnest problem

Yeah 1000 yen burger is so expensive for poor college students like me...
Speaking of "beef bowl", I don't remember last time I went to Yoshinoya or Sukiya... Maybe I'll go to "beef bowl" restaurant this week!!!!!
OMG I eat too much junk food...literally my body is made up of junk food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1iggrg/til_the_number_of_chinese_killed_by_the_japanese/

This is the reason why I hate forigners.
Nanking and 731 are made-uo stories, but they believe them facts.
They are baka aho kuso gaijins.

>>730
It's not surprising because they are 害人

Japan was defeated about 70 years ago.
It's natural for defeated country to be treated like "evil".
So, the U.S support the dubious idea of Korean sex slave and Nanking massacre and
doesn't apologize for their truly evil deed of dropping atomic bomb and kill lots of people with despair.
The one who should be critisized is トルーマン.
That's for sure.

Speaking of gaijins, I haven't seen gaijins here
Is this good or bad

Today I watched this move called "誰も知らない" on Hulu.
I'm feeling so sad now!
Actually I just checked up on this on Wikipedia and realised this movie is based on the true incident.....

Fuuuuck!
I need big guys dicks now!

>>734
I saw that movie on TV,too.
Don't you think Ryuhei Matuda is very cool?

He is not so handsome guy but he looks cool!
In 'あまちゃん’Ryuhei is also cool!

I don't like his looking. He is not handsome at all like Kamenashi

>>727
I did that last Sunday because my mom tells me to vote all the time which is quite annoying!
I hate it when some kind of officials ask me so hard like "why I can't vote on the day" or something.
Of course it depends. Sometimes they are super 適当 but sometimes they are so arrogant and inquisitive as hell!!!!
its like a interrogation or something!!!!!!!

>>726
If I pay \1000 for a humberger,I choose KUA AINA or other restaurant.
KUA AINA is a expensive humberger shop but even KUA　AINA　is less cheaper than that!

I don't go to McDonald these days, but I would do
when a humberger cost 59 yen.
I want to have a meal there again.

I don't know that kind of classy hamburger restaurants...I think I need to be more adventurous and try different restaurants all the time!
I'm the kind of guy who always go to the same restaurant and then order the same menu...

58 yen burger is like around 10 years ago...

>>741
Me, too.
I always a cheese curry at COCOICHI.
But I sometimes order a different menu, and if it doesn't taste good,
I regret my choice.

>>742
Really? 10 years have passed?
Time flies like an arrow...

So my friend told me like I should be more adventurous or something, that's why today I ordered "mac double"! Life is too short....right?

main actor in 誰も知らない is not Ryuhei Matsuda.
He is a guy married with 豊田エリー

I haven't eaten out somewhere sinse I became absorbed in using Internet while eating.
Before that, I liked to go outside to eat somewhere, say, Mac, Mos, COCOS.

>>737
Kamegirl appeared !!!
Watch out, everyone!!

Trans fats are a risk to health, especially heart disease.

>>737
Oops.... Sorry, I mistook you for fucking Kamenashi follower, Kamegirl.

Kamenashi isn't in the top 5 Janny's ikemen I am thinking,
He is 6th〜15th.

Why are you talking about Kazu in my absence?

We hit near 30 degrees C in England.
Quite a warm summer day it was.
In fact far too warm to my liking.

...for my liking


sorry

I wish Kazuya get married soon.
If it was so, I would go to a neaby Hello-Work.

He wont get married to anyone.
It will be a very special woman with class.
And a total MILF.

I wish Kazuya would be into a very young girl.
If is was so, I would go to a neaby police station.

That won't be necessary.

Aya Omasa is 22 years old.
Kamenashi is 27 years old.
He is not a lolicon.

The information is old.

OMG!!!!!! I just received the certificate of grade 1 of Eiken!!!!!! I'm so happy now!!!!

I spent enormous amounts of time and money for this piece of paper....

>>761
Congratulations!

What do you think for your next target?

Today I don't have any classes so I'm going to somewhere to celebrate the passing the exam!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have still a long way to go ahead of you.
Don't get carried away too much, huh?

>>762
Thank you!
I think I will take 通訳ガイド or 国連英検 but I don't have any knowledge about the Japanese history nor geography....
also I heard that the interview test of 通訳ガイド will change from this year!!!! It will be like the interview test of grade 1 of Eiken like 1 native 1 japanese and you have to choose the topic and make a speech and Q&A
So I think I put off taking 通訳ガイド for now...
Maybe my next target is 国連英検 but I have no ideas on the United Nations ( I actually took this class on the United Nations but I totally forgot about everything LOLOLOL)

>>764
Yeah I know! I'm really aware that my English is far from perfect!!!!!!!!

I think I need to learn how to balance it out with other things.

Well I'm going out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I'm at mos burger again!!!!
Today I ordered "ナンタコス" with salad set!!!!!!
I always order some French fries so this time I went for healthy menus!!!

by now you are supposed to turn on the air‐conditioner due to the japanese muggy summer.
but you may also be suffered from dusty condition of your room by using air-condtioning.
so you should be well organized of your room.

http://feb.2chan.net/may/b/src/1374143726064.jpg

This is a just wallpaper right?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/47a3d2bc54309f401ca37dd8bc662c81/tumblr_mq21auVvQe1qdlh1io1_250.gif

There should be more and more responses in this thread.
I wanna study English to read and write as much sentences as possible.
So, everyone, let's get typing started !!

TPP is shit.
Americans are no logical people.

Whaling is good.
Australians are no logical people.

Japanese are the most logical people on the earth.
Foreigners can't think things logically, because English language lack the ability of logical thinking.

Korean Pop Singer Rain insulted Atomic Bomb victims
ｈttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcqaVfnMnq8

I hate Korean most.
Japanese should hate Korean more and more.
The hate isn't going to cause the war between Japan and Korea because Japanese are peaceful people.

I also hate Koreans, so I don't mean to talk back to you but I think what is important to us most now
is not such an emotion but a strategy.
Koreans are eagerly engaged in lobbying activity in the U.S. about comfort woman issue.
It's their strategy aimed at the international community taking sides with them.
So we should be more aware that we are at war with them now.
Information wars are invisible so that we tend to make light of them.

No wonder Japan is under the invisible war.
Japanese should notice the era of peace ended.
Japanese way of thinking, like "Lying is bad"or "History is a filed of science." are to meet humanity and morality.
If Japan were to be defeated, it would mean "Lying is good. History is not learning but fiction."
That is why Korean are the enemy of mankind.

That's for sure.
The day Korean and Japanese get along doesn't come definetely forever and ever.
We Japanese shoule be alway aware that there is conflict at all time when it comes to some kind of talking
with Chine and Korean.
One of their traits is attacking Japan.
What a pain in the ass....

Exactly.
The more they do anti-Japanese activities, the more they lose the ablility of logical thinking and human dignity.
They will end up being excluded from mankind.
When it happens, we will not need to apply human rights to them.

No human rights! No human rights!

I don't like the phrase "human rights."
Instead, it's better to say "human rights and obligations!"

This means I believe people who don't think their obligations
shouldn't insist their human rights.

By the way, why are high school baseball tournaments held in hot summers?
I think it is because commercial people standing at top on the baseball tournaments
never consider high school students human rights.
They only thinks their benefits from the tournaments.

So, it is one example, people who only thinks their rights shouldn't talk about human rights!

I just wanna go back to the day where there are full of fun things and far from pain and sarrow.
Every time summer comes near, I get depressed to look back on those days.
I used to go to the grandparent's house during summer vacation which was located in rural area, in mountain.
I went to river and swim, climbed mountain, caught insects, and so on,
but that house no longer exists and my that precious memory and fresh thought is vanishing day by day.
I just.......wanna go bak.

The 3th grade students have entrace exams the next year.
Summer is best.

3th→3rd

No more Korea! No more Koreans!

I don't have any money to play and travel somewhere.
I will buy Boku no Natsuyasumi (PS2) and play.
This summer exsits in the display.

I'm sleepy...

>>787
I remember that game! Although I didn't play it, my brother used to play it and I just watched it beside!
I remember that was a big hit game right?

I think I need some distractions like video game....I like Megami Tensei series!

>>789
I have not played Megaten series since SFC.
I want to play the P4.
It is very high rate.
I have not watched the anime series.

>>775
2：１０〜 He is dancing pakopako at Hisoshima.

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　　　　　 <｀∀´r >
　　　　　　(＿　(ノ
　　　　((( く 　く )))

He makes me angry.
No more Korean.

>>790
I have not played the persona 4 yet, although I played the persona 2 罪 and 罰 and the persona 3.
That was a loooong time ago like 10 years?!
Now the persona series has become a big hit but at that time they were not so popular and I was the only student who played the persona and megaten series....

I was kinda sad.... I remember....

>>792
Really?
I bought Virtual Boy in elementary school and there is a soft "ジャック・ブラザースのメイロでヒーホー."
I thought it was very popular.

I loved that character!!!

Also I loved 影牢 series too!!!!!! I can't forget good feelings when some super strong enemy were successfully trapped!!!!!

Oh I miss the kagerou series....

I don't know 影牢　series.
Mr. Google teach me the girls are very kawaii.

teaches!

Yeah Tecmo always creates kawaii characters...
I also loved the 零 series too!
The characters in zero are also kawaii!!!!!!
Maybe I'm gonna play the zero series this summer because horror games make me chilly!!!!!!!

It is said��In spring one sleeps a sleep that knows no dawn."
It is summer now, but I saw a few sleeping people today.

By the way, when I hear kawaii characters, I recall Hikonyan.
I think it is one of the cutest characters in japan.
If I go to Shiga prefecture, I'll buy its doll.

I don't like Hikonyan. That character reminds me of lots of lawsuits....not good images.

>>800
To be sure, I think there is some reason in what you say.
Then, how about funassyi?
I think it is a very wonderful and exciting character.

I don't like that character because its so 手抜き and not kawaii at all!
I so much prefer rilakkuma

I knew it!
Sorry, just joking.

I like rilakkuma, too. It's very cute!

Usually I don't like kawaii characters BUT I only love rilakkuma!
The concept is so unique like there is a parasite inside that 着ぐるみ lol

I like monokuma

Is Danganronpa interesting? I don't watch it.
I watch ShingeiNoKyojin, RozenMaiden,MonogatariSeries2d, UtyoutenKazoku, and WatashigaMotenai in this season.

I've not played game version of Danganronpa but it's animation is so-so.
To add to it , in this season, I watch Attack on Titan(Shingeki), Monogatari, Railgan, Kiniromosaic, LoveLab, Servent Service.
Um,,,, I wonder sinse when I become to see this many anime.

Thank you. I see.

May I ask you a question, ok?
Kiniromosaic, LoveLab and Servent Service are interesting?
Of course, you are probably watching them because they are interesting,
but this season have only just begun, so you might regard now as a trial period.

have→has

I like those anime.
It's about daily life ( Kiniro and Lovelab is in school and Sevent is in workplace) and not FF or sciense.
I love that kind of stuff so if you so, you would like thouse too.

>>810
Thank you very much!
It helped me a lot.

I like the theme song for Attak on Titan(Shingeki).
The other day I listened to its great arrangement for the piano.
I was deeply impressed, so I want to practice it.

Yeah! The two theme song and the sounds are very good.
You have a fine activity!
If I play the piano, I want to play the OST 5,8,11.

I don't know about anime.
You guys are Ani-Ota?

What is Ani-Ota like?
Anime is nothing but one of entertainment.

一度しか書きませんよ。

To tell the truth,I came from the future.
Those who came from future always pretend to be contemporary person.
I am one of them. By using futuristic technology,I made many people insane lol

Well,I think many people will ignore this message.
But it is very convenient for me. :-)

It is no use learning any foreign languages lol
Because automated translating machine will be invented in the future.
Many english teachers were fired and became NEET lol

>>816
Ani-Ota means Anime Otaku.

>>816
Are you ジョンタイター？

There was a person who suddenly clapped his hands
and talked to himself today.
I thought he was an interesting man.

>>816
I came from the future, too.
Everything makes me feel nostalgic.

>>816 >>819
What a coincidence!!
I am, too.
This era is so suitable for living compared with the future where I was living........

Can you tell me the combinations of some lottery?

I desperately need money...

Currently I'm watching Watamote, Rozen, Danganronpa,
Shingeki, Conan, and Uchuu Kyodai.
Shingeki is too slow so I'm getting bored of it. The manga is great though.
Danganronpa is so-so. I only watch it for Monokuma and Nobuyo.
The latest 3 episodes of Uchuu Kyodai were wonderful.
I cried like a baby. It's definitely a must-see anime.

>>821
Oh, I have a headache.
I have just lost my memory.
I'm sorry I can't tell you them.

>>821
It's not good idea to buy that.
You must find job immediately!

Work hard and you can get money!

I want to get a easy life you know?

Going to tropical islands and get some tan and enjoy beach....

I'm tired of being busy in japan
So I need money for that!

>>826
U are very lazy!

>>821
Essentially, I could do that for you,
but if I do, the destiny of the future will chage in one way or another and
cause serious damage.
So, I want you to be happy getting lots of money, but I just cannot.. sorry.....

Actually I'm not lazy at all. Looking back on it, I think I've been enforcing my self all the time, I worth some freedom...

>>828
I don't care what repercussion will happen because my life was over loooong time ago!!!!!!!!
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just kidding

Grrrr im hungry now! I think I need some steaks.....

What is your secret dream or fantasy?

>>830
It's secret!

>>830
Getting s Hot lap dance from muscular male strippers

Today I went to seven eleven and I got some breads. One of them is an "eel shaped bread" because I can't eat eel....
They taste like shit and I hate the texture as well! Also I freaking don't understand why eel is so freaking expensive!!!!!!!
Well either way I don't buy eel because I hate the taste lol

You bought an eel shaped bread at the seven eleven. because you can't eat eel? cool story bro

>>783 I am totally with you. I feel the same. People like you I treasure
the most. People with innocence and a love of family and nature.
Please do something and make precious memories like that yourself.
I just love what you whave written here.

>>832 where ? where?

I was born and raised in a small island in Nagasaki.
As a child, nature was my playground.
I sometimes remember a scene where I pick flowers with a little girl in a field of rape blossoms.
This is my treasure.

I went to McDonald again....
I feel so bad....

I'm eating "kabuki" right now!
So good

Today I got crest white strips which is a whitening teeth product!
I love this product I use it once a year!
This definitely whiten my teeth!!!!!!

>>840
I want to make my dirty yellow teeth whiter too
Which product do you recommend?

I want to correction of the teeth.
I'm 40 years old, is it strange?

>>841
I highly recommend 3D white strips!
You can't buy this in japan so I recommend ヤフオク or eBay! Because its actually a lot cheaper than other importing stores.

I don't think it's strange to fix your teeth in 40s but I guess here in japan people are not used to getting braces so maybe people find it a bit strange.
I'm in still college, after graduating and getting a job, I will definitely fix my teeth!!!

>>843
Thanks, it seems really nice.
But I go to see a dentist every week.
Should I ask him about this first?

>>844
You go to dentist every week?
In that case, you should get a teeth cleaning and consultation first, I think.

Dentists= expensive+painful!

I heard that medical fee is free in the UK

Painful?

Yes, painful. You mean you don't feel any pain at the dentists?

I have never felt such pain. My condition of a patient may be different from yours.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/764b0377f84daab5df89df3d448b25cc/tumblr_mgfw4ytgSX1r9l7xlo1_500.jpg
a japanese anime character

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>>842
i think u should something right now. otherwise u won't be able to speak in your old age lol

I don't believe that a painless dental session is possible.
You probably had your nerves removed.

So, no mental dental eh

Hello, Nanashi. How's your day been?

>>856
Nothing particular to tell.

>>857
I've been wondering for a while. What kind of attention does 2ch get in
public?

I am very interested in 2ch as it gives me a view of Japanese
thinking which would not be directly accessible in my
isolated corner of the world.

テキサス親父の「慰安婦は高級娼婦」アメリカ国会図書館の証拠が
ＶＡＮＫに攻撃されてる。
英語できて、時間のある奴、参戦してきてくれ。
俺には無理・・・

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rL9TCbBHQjs

i found the article that recommend taking a dictation to develop the skill of listening English.
there are already a lot of videos with their manuscripts on the internet.
so i'm going to start taking a dictation with them for even only 10 minutes a day.

(i post here for the first time. moreover i post on 2ch in English for the first time. sorry for bad english)

２ｃｈ is over.
There are many Kiseis here these days.
Kaso darake.

I'll get back to my hometown Osaka in a few days too

The Korean football Association has been telling lies about their political performances.
They made a false report to EAFF.
Their aim seems to be "They are both to blame."
They don't have self-clearing functions as as association at all.

I hate Korean.
The thign which people hate Korean are all for human beings.
This is because Korean are the destroyer of world peace.

Aso didn't say Japan should learn from the way of the Nazis.
Japanese mass medis should get out of the earth.

OMG no one here...
I blame gaijins...

Why stop there, carry on writing about your hatred of the whole planet
until no one ever visits this thread.
Do you ever LOVE something in your life?

朝日新聞に掲載された『従軍慰安婦』という語を含む記事の件数
-------------------------------------------------------
　　年　　　件数　　　出来事　　
1985(S60) 　3　ソ連にゴルバチョフ書記長登場
1986(S61) 　3
1987(S62) 　2
1988(S63) 　4
1989(H01) 　6　ベルリンの壁崩壊
1990(H02) 　8
1991(H03) 110　ソ連崩壊　吉田清治の手記が朝日新聞に掲載される
1992(H04) 622　韓国で反日慰安婦ドラマ（最高視聴率58.4%）
1993(H05) 350　河野談話
1994(H06) 296　村山談話
1995(H07) 384　アジア女性基金設立
1996(H08) 450　全ての教科書に慰安婦問題が記載される
1997(H09) 375　吉田清治の嘘が確定
1998(H10)　76
-------------------------------------------------------

年表を見れば分かるように、慰安婦問題は｢ソ連崩壊前〜崩壊後｣という
まさに冷戦終了と同時進行で起こっている

ずっと軍事独裁だった韓国では伝統的に軍部とそのバックにいる米軍に対して庶民の不満がある
だから冷戦終了によって、その不満が一気に爆発した可能性が高い

つまり、｢反共｣を国是として大衆をまとめていた韓国にとって
共産主義の崩壊は｢反米｣に変わるリスクがあったのだ

まさにそのタイミングで慰安婦キャンペーンが起きている
これによって国是は｢反共｣から｢反日｣に変わり、反米運動を封じることができた
慰安婦問題が米国の国益に合致したからこそ、日本はロクに抵抗もできないまま捏造に屈したのだ
当時、産経や読売が黙っていた理由はそれ以外に考えられない

World is not peace yet.
Those who take thier eyes away from the fact are very irresponsible.
Love and Peace are not free of charge.
The world should begin to take Korean risk seriously.
They are an enemy against the world peace.
However, Japan has no intention of making war against Korea.
Japanese are the most peaceful people on the earth, so we will fight verbally.

This thread is in Japna.
Japan is under war without wepons.
Foreigners might as well know such a situation.
Love is important but ,at the same time, to protect "Love" from Korean ,the "Love"destroyer, is very important,too.

2ch kisei will come soon.
I can't come here.
Feel easy.

See you later

Today it is warm and windy. I like it

I want to save Japan from evil enemies.
What should I do??

Hello.Nice to meet you.

The world need to save own country from evil Korean.

England couldn't save London Olympic from Korean.
I don't think Japanese delegation leave the opening ceremony because of a mistake.

363 名前：名無しさん＠１３周年：2012/07/31(火) 14:55:42.88 ID:+xlmqMCX0
残念だけどチョン絡みとしか思えない。
・司会の後ろの目立つ場所に韓国旗設置
・選手宣誓がテコンドー選手
・五輪の旗持ちに韓国人（国連会長）
・女子サッカーの売名とも取れる国旗ミス（韓国は出場すらしていない）

誘導員が買収されたんでしょうね。今までこんな形で退場なんてしたことないよ。抗議しないのも腹立つけど。



On top of that, Korea did political performance at the football game .
They polluted Olympic.

Samsung was a sponsor.
李健熙 (the second chairman of Samsung group) is a committee of IOC.

There are many others Korean polluted London Olympic.
Japanese think London Olympic was a dirty Olympic.
Money power was victory.

【Judo】　Ebinuma（海老沼） Japan-Korea judo quarterfinal ( Japan won, but it put a nasty taste.)
【Football】 Michel Morganella(Switzerland) was a victim.
【Fencing】 A Korean player continued a sit-in.
【Swiming】 A korean swimmer was disqualified for a premature start( mechanical judgment)
→Korean protest→go(Why? The Judgement is mechanical!!!) →silver medal at the end
【Badminton】 The four pairs (one is Korean pair) were disqualified for not making their best efforts to win.
【Headphone】 Beats By Dr． Dre was prohibited.
【Olympic village】 stalker and many others.

The world is unprepared for Korean dirty activities.

Not only London Opympic , but also too many many many many many many many mnay things were defiled and will be defiled by Korean.
They are enemy against Love and Peace.

>>876-880
It would be greatly appreciated if you could get the fuck out of here
ニュー速＋でやってこい

>>881
You have the right "スルー."

We are having the hottest summer in the UK for the past 7 years.
Yesterday was 32degC, now it is a BEAUTIFUL 22 degC.

Guess what. It is raining now.

I'm wondering why typical Japanese usually use difficult words.
Let's try to make a sentence with easier words in English than before.
Making communication with foreigners will make more intuition and knowledge than they used to be.
Don't be afraid to make mistake!
Don't you think so?

I agree! Make it simple!

This thread has been literally over now
I blame the middle aged whore and the gaijins like Sweden Jin

I live in Osaka, Japan. The Osaka plain is almost like a basin,
surrounded with ranges of mountains on three sides. So it's hot and
humid here. The temperature highs are 34 to 36 degrees Centigrade
every day these days.

I don't like Osaka because people there are so vulgar like saying aho baka a lot

Well, I don't think the people in Osaka are so much more vulgar than
elsewhere. People are that way everywhere in the world.

Maybe they are vulgar because they cannot be bothered to be polite
because of the hot weather.

NONONO! They're very good people,

I was brought up in Osaka and have lived there most of my life.
But I think I understand why some (or many) people hate us.
For one thing, they say we are much too concerned about
money. People even seem to fear us.

And one of the participants to
this forum even says we are "vulgar." I don't blame them.
We are so characteristic and expressive that some people, especially
the people in eastern Japan (Kanto and Tohoku) seem to tend to feel
uncomfortable with us.

Ew Osakajin here

some people are easily influenced by the stereotypes which TV shows make

>>888
you are right.
I used this thread every day before old hag appeard and typed long and boring crap, but after
they appeared, I come to use this thread less and less.

by the way, I've not seen those guys, I mean, middle-aged woman and Sweden.

Smartphones are revolutionary. They have changed my life drastically,
just like they have changed the lives of others. But some people seem
to be concerned about the possible adverse effects of Smartphones on
the lives of people. They say that there are some people who are
easily addicted to the Internet.

I don't think Smartphones are that harmful. I think that, if Smartphones
affect some people's lives adversely, their lives would have been
adversely affected anyway even if there were no Smartphones in the world.

When TV arrived in society several decades ago, people feared that
TV would make the whole population of Japan idiotic, saying
"一億蒼白痴化".

However, I dare say that people leading their lives in an organized way
with a firm sense of purpose can take advantage of Smartphones and
similar gadgets in ways favorable to their lives.

I myself use Smartphones not for the purpose of killing my time,
playing Internet games, reading comics, or things like that.
I use Smartphones to consult dictionaries (Japanese-language and English-
language ones), encyclopedias, watch educational videos on YouTube,
and many other things to educate myself instead of fooling around.

To me, the Smartphone is a goddess who has come to this world to
educate me.

>>898
Sorry, I just made a typo: Instead of "一億蒼白痴化",
I should have written "一億総白痴化".

social game is harmful

Japanese online games are Korea's industry.

>>901
Oh, is that true? Yeah, maybe that is so.
Koreans are much better at information technology
than Japanese, you know.

Forigners often say Japan was evil during WW2.
If such forigners are liveing in Japan, get out of here.

>>902
Yeah, "Line" is Korean pride!

A Korean did a poo in Mt. Fuji.
Korean people praise it.

A Korean comedian said cherries that contains adioactive substances produced in Fukushima are good for health.
Korean people praise it.

Korea is the most super ultra crazy mad country on the earth.

Korean wish a huge earthquake would destroyed Japan.
Korean are metal patients.
I recognaized the limitations of the democratic society and human beings.
Even democracy cannot educate Korean.

Who int here?

I'm here,but there are few responses in this thread these days, so
I become not to see this thread so often.

Anyway, we Japanese should learn the correct way to deal with Korea.
We Japanese shoudn't think that it's best to get along with Korea, because that country
alway do nothing but complain with Japan, I mean , it doesn't stand up in the basis of fundamental communication.

In conclusion, the best way to cope with Korea is to keep good distance with, and
not to relate to that country.

yayoi is old corea
yayoi 90% japan
there japan is corea land

Los Dokdos son Argentinas

I can not speak English

>>911
nice doubles

>>910
dokdo and whole japan is corean land ^_^

jjokbari die when turtleboat come

>>913
You're a flasher.

>>914
u wot m8

I am a flasher's apprentice.

Hey guys!
I wanna talk with foreigners in one to one.
Please tell me what I can do it for free.

"Ladies first" is a very shit thing in Japan.
Foreigners even in Japan say Japanese men don't do ladies first.
I won't do ladies first.
If a Japanese woman tells me to do so, I would give her a very long lecture about the equality of the sexes.

>>918
I guess you're right. When I was younger, I used to think that
Western men take better care of women than Japanese men do.
I don't any longer. On the contrary, I have now realized that
it's Japanese men who take much better care of women than
their Western counterparts do.

Japanese men let their wives
manage their mutual economics. They give the whole of their wages
to their wives and, when they need pocket money for themselves,
say, money for their cigarettes, lunches, and expenses for
going drinking with their colleagues, they ask their wives
for some money. Western men, on the other hand, keep all their
monthly salary to themselves and gives a little money every day
to their wives to manage the household even if the wives are
dedicated housewives who don't have jobs outside.

That's correct.

Japan is a very female domination country.
The equality of the sexes can't be judgede only by the numbers.
The proportion of women in managerial posts is not important at all.

I got two pairs of guppy 2 months ago, now more than 100 guppies in my tank wtf

I've been considering getting a circumcision.
Are there anyone who got a circumcision?
Is that worthwhile? Was that painful?
I think cut dick looks so much better

LOL now "the middle-aged man" has come to this thread

>922
Oy vey, nihon goyim wa greatest ally desu.

>>922
Why a circumcision? For religious purposes or to cure your phimosis?
If it is for religious purposes, then it should be great to
get a circumcision and join your religious community as a full-fledged
member. If you want to cure your phimosis to become able to have sex
without difficulty, then that should be great too.

I myself have never got a circumcision, but one of my friends have got one.
He says something along these lines: The operation doesn't hurt at all,
because you get anesthetized in advance. He enjoyed a great sex life
afterwards. In any case, if you have complete phimosis, you have no choice
but to get a surgical operation if you want to have sex.

John Locke a hypocrite!?

[Quote]
Constitution of Carolina
Appraisals of Locke have often been tied to appraisals of liberalism
in general, and also to appraisals of the United States. Detractors
note that (in 1671) he was a major investor in the English slave-
trade through the Royal African Company, as well as through his
participation in drafting the Fundamental Constitutions of Carolina
while Shaftesbury's secretary, which established a feudal aristocracy
and gave a master absolute power over his slaves. For example, Martin
Cohen notes that as a secretary to the Council of Trade and
Plantations (1673–4) and a member of the Board of Trade (1696–1700)
Locke was, in fact, "one of just half a dozen men who created and
supervised both the colonies and their iniquitous systems of
servitude".[24] Some see his statements on unenclosed property
as having been intended to justify the displacement of the Native
Americans.[25][26] Because of his opposition to aristocracy and
slavery in his major writings, he is accused of hypocrisy and
racism, or of caring only for the liberty of English capitalists.[27]
[Unquote]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Locke

>>925
It's for sanitary purposes, not religious purposes. In japan, basically people don't get circumcision because basically we are not Christian, muslim nor Jews.
BUT some people get it for self satisfaction. For example, uncut cock looks childish and dirty I mean not hygienic you know?

I have no problems with sex but I seriously want to get it done!
I know this sounds so stupid!

>>927
Oh, I see. So you don't have any problems with your sex life and yet
you want to get a circumcision because you believe it'll get you more
sanitary, huh? But, you know, you can always keep your penis and testicles
hygienic by washing them when taking a bath. You just peel off the penis skin
and wash away all the dirt and scum with soap and water, scrubbing them
with a towel. I myself have always been doing so every single day
during bath time ever since I was, say, 20 or so.

As for how uncut dicks look, well, I don't know. I don't think they
look childish at all. But it's all up to you. If you think
uncut dicks look childish and dirty, then I suggest you get a circumcision.
The operation shouldn't cost that much.

Sign I want a new wallet and new clothes and to whiten my teeth and remove moles on my face and pass the toured guide exam and travel abroad and study abroad and enjoy beach and get some tan....
Life is hard you know?

www.gcbulletin.com.au/article/2007/02/15/3309_news.html

２月９日付けのオーストラリアのゴールドコーストブリテン紙に、
「パーティー好きな日本人女子大生１８歳、バストは豊胸無しの92Ｄカップ、紳士求む」
と広告を出した、ジュ・ジン（２５歳）、ホ・キムリエ（３２歳）、朴・アンスン（３１歳）の三名の韓国人売春婦が、
広告を見て尋ねてきた刑事に違法売春の容疑で逮捕された。
この三名は時給＄２４０で売春をしており、一日＄２，０００程度の稼ぎがあった。
このように、オーストラリアや欧米諸国では、日本人を偽る韓国人売春婦が大勢存在する。
High-rise hookers
AT $240 an hour, these Korean sex workers could have worked off their fines before dinner yesterday,
after appearing in a Southport court for illegal prostitution.
The ad identified the sex workers as a 'uni party girl, just 18, Japanese, natural 36D, perfect backside'.

↑
This is a typical Korean disount Japan activity.
Korea is Japanese enemy.

Not part of Korean are kichigai but most part of Korean are kichigai.

That's true. A lot of Chinese and Korean prostitutes pretend to be japanese in foreign countries which is annoying

I seriously hate white people.
Am I a racist or anything?

If white people thought...

・ Nanking and 731 are true history.
・ Japan invated Asia.
・ Japan was evil during WW2.
・ Whaling and dolphing are bad things.
・ The "Comfort women issue", Korean insist, is ture.
・ The attack on Pearl Harbor was an evil of Japan.
・ History should be written by winners.
・ Tokyo trail was the court of justice, not victor's justice.
・ I am not genius.

I would hate them,too.

Today I came across this white gaijin and talked to me ewww which made me so disgusted like who the hell do you think you are?
I was like You are white. You white have absolutely no rights to talk to japanese!
Maybe I should have said these!

Remembering this makes me so angry again!!

I heard that actually Americans knew the japanese tried to attack Hawaii

American's justice closed their eyes to white colonized Asia at that time.
If Amrica had not suggested the Hull note, Japan would not have attacked.

The world is not peace yet.
The reason is because the world have not keep up with the logical thinking like Japanese people.
(Of course, there are a lot of left wing kichigai in Japan, )

test

>>484

Hey Kamegirl, is this one the ramen place you went to in London?

shoryuramen.com/stores/11-soho

pheebzeatz.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/008.jpg

I hate Germany! Such a racist country!

According to weather information, “It’s too hot in this summer.
Beware of heatstroke.”

The temperature of this summer is only between 30 and 40 degrees.
I guess, it’s not high temperature rather than tropical regions!!
I wonder why TV weather information always announces about
“hot hot hot!!”.

And I guess that it’s natural to hot due to summer season!!

I hate japan! Such a shameless and arrogant country!
Fuck japs you should apologise sincerely and pay compensation money for the victims of the sex slaves by the Japanese military!
We will never forget what you fucking yellow monkey did for us in the past until you japs try to make an effort to solve this problem!

Anglo-Indo-Japanese Alliance.

>>940
You have no ID. Are you living in Japan?
If you are not German, please refrain from using that name.
Germans are the Master Race, and people of lesser races are not allowed to use that name.
By the way, >>941 is a korean. A korean and a German shoudln't be in the same thread.
Avoid contact with lesser beings. Preserve your pedigree.

>>945
I'm not Korean! How can you be so sure?!
WTF?!!!!
By the way, somehow japanese are under the illusion that they are superior to Koreans but in actual fact, Koreans are physically and intellectually, superior!

>>943
But there's no sex slaves in a world.
Learn history of WWII.
Sex slave is a fabrication by Korea due to blackmailing !!

Korean are poor citizens.
they only live by a blackmailing from Japanese moeny.

Korean listen to me.
Work more and more as well as Japanese.
it can't live only blackmailing from Japan.
Koreans look like really pitiable.

>>947
Ha that's funny!
Just listen to the terrible stories from the victims of the sex slaves!
How can you deny this fact?
This problem is not only in Korea but also Taiwan mainland china the Philippines etc etc

Can you just say "sex slave is a fabrication" in the face of these victims?

Shame on you!

I'm not Korean but I truly believe the japanese government should apologise sincerely and pay compensation money as soon as possible.

there're many evidences.
if u want to see it, u have to search around web site.
sex slave is a fabrication by Korea.

i think, it's okay to break diplomatic relations with Korea again.
Japan is not difficulty even if break.
but Korea will have difficulty, won't you?
i strongly support to break diplomatic relations for together.

Just show me the evidences

>>945

I'm German through and through and I don't live in Japan

The reason why I don't have an ID is because I use a public VPN in order to post on here.

This site doesn't let me otherwise for some reason.

It seems like Kamegirl won't show up to answer my question, what a pity.

SEARCH your self.
Why i show u.

http://jackassk.web.fc2.com/fact/materials/index.html

>>953
Fuck German!

>>954
I can't open this site! Fucker

By the way, I heard this when i was in college.( i reluctantly took German as a second language LOL) beer in Germany is cheaper than other beverages.
Is that true?

I'm horny right now

If you are a muscular hunk, I'm so willing to suck your cock and spread wide open my legs for big dick!

>>957

Yeah, that is partly true. Cheap beer can be less expensive than (bottled) water or milk.

Japan was fighting with very strong countries at that time in order
to defense both ourselves and lovers.

Korean had plundered Japanese territory of Takeshima
when Japan had been beaten by strong countries.
I guess, Korea looks like so deplorable country
because they are not able to fight any other enemies due to weakly.

Korea, shout up. You really look like disgraceful about your behavior
to Japan. Japan had fought very strong countries but you can’t
because of weak.
This is truth history!!

Good for you

Shut the fuck up you fucking yellow money japs!!!
You need to look up on Germans who are really sorry for their atrocities in the past and have been trying to promote peace.
On the contrary, you japs have no compunctions about your incredibly terrible histories and never apologised at once and never paid compensation money!
If you really want to develop harmony in Asia and want to be trusted, you japs should immediately apologise and pay compensation money for all Asian countries which you japs invaded in WW2!

Shame on you

>>963
Unfortunately, he(she) doesn't know truth history.
i wonder why Korean haven't got a fighting history
until today!!
Please consider more and more.
i tell u because Korea is very weak therefore Korea
can't defense themselves and lovers.
What a wretched country Korea!!

Actually Korea fought during WW2 and defeated japan along with the United States!
U need to learn the TRUE history well maybe you can't because your retarded government has censored these information which is unfavourable for japs lol

What a miserable country!

>>965
Please learn history!! Korea didn't fight with Japan.
They (Korea) had broght sun rise flag with japanese.
their enemy was U.S. at that time!!

U r really poor.

>>966
Don't make poor lies you japs?

Also korea fought against china and Korea actually ruled it for 1000 years!

We actually taught 漢字 to them and now japs use 漢字 so you have to appreciate Koreans lol
We are obviously so much superior to brainless japs lol

Now I won this debate lol
You jap must be so angry now

yes we do.
ok, it's over. stop pretending that you are German.

Today I went to a library to study and also enjoy free air conditioning lol
I saw so many students there and felt like I was a student as well because literally ton of students
I really missed good old days...
I didn't like being a high school student at that time though....

I hate gaijins!

but you are here, why?

Because I hate gaijins! I have to spread this hatred in this thread!

Although I hate gaijins but im feeling like eating Chinese food now!
I'm going to my favourite Chinese restaurant which is run by Chinese now

I hope they don't spit on my dishes because today it's the end of WW2

FUCK GAIJINS!

FUCK 害人

ふぁっく gaijins!

ファック gaijins!

fuck 害人

Why gaijins are disgusting?

Because they are gaijins

Why gaijins stink?

Because they are gaijins

Why gaijins are racists?

stop talking to yourself

So what?

>>984 Because they are gaijins

Why gaijins are arrogant and shameless?

Because they are gaijins

you are so pathetic

So what? Oh I see you are gaijin right?

Gaijin LOL

Also I hate returnees too
They are not japanese they ARE gaijins

Why gaijins are so filthy?

Because they are gaijins

Why gaijins love discriminating against Asians?

Because they are gaijins

Why gaijins are so "ewwwwww"?

all he can say is "so what?"

Because they are gaijins

>>997
So what? You fucker
Fuck gaijins

FUCK GAIJINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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