Chat in English（英語で雑談）Part 173

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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope Igirisu-jin and the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a blast!!!!!
Let's continue to support recovery efforts in Japan!!!!!

Let's get started!

I think this thread's nothing.
Oh my god!! Thanks to >>1

Hello World !!

mixi debut!(0)
It's my birthday today!(0)
What do you think?(0)
A Happy New Year!!(0)
To all my mixi friends! Anyone with a wisdom to share?(0)
I've upgraded my membership to mixi premium!(0)
Here's a survey for you all(0)
I'm feeling quite depressed lately...(0)
I've cut my wrist...(0)
I've taken all the pills I had in my house...(1)
Thank you...(1)
I am the Messiah. I shall bring extermination unto the World tomorrow.(54687)

>>1
Thank you very lving room.

>>1
Give you pat on the back.

I'd like to go to Tokyo Disneyland.
I wonder if there are in Tokyo?

in chiba prefercture .

If Tokyo Disneyland is really in Tokyo, How many more people wanna go to there?

I live in Urayasu.
Urayasu is Chiba ken.
Urayasu is rich town.
I don't think I am Chiba ken jin.

Why do you think so?
It's because you regard Chiba as a rural area and so you are shy about introducing
yourself as a Chiba resident?

Oops! I made a miskae!
correction do→don't

>>8
Welcome to the land of high radiation!

>>12
That's right.
Chiba is as uncool as DaSaitama and IbaraGI.

>My dear Japanese, one key fact was left out of the exhibit:
>The U.S. military estimated it would cost 1 million American lives to invade the Japanese home islands.
>It was largely due to this reason that Truman decided to use the Atomic bombs on Japan
>and attempt to force Japan to surrender before an invasion became necessary.

虐殺は虐殺だ。これがアメリカの正義論か？笑止千万。

I had heard it too. Its unbelievable news!! I'd like to blame it too much who foreigner soldier did rape and violence.

It's an ordinary excuse Americans often make in order to justify what they did.
In fact, back then they didn't regard us as hummans equivalent to them, so atomic bombimg was
the experiment to make sure how much atomic bombs are powerful by using an animal called yellow monkey.

As soon as to kill it!!Ashamed of the country. I had could see his bring up under circumstance.

But I still belivable other foreigner. Because we have living at same world.

I'll revise my writing by myself.

It's an ordinary excuse Americans often make in order to justify what they did.
In fact, back then they didn't regard us as humans equivalent to them, so the atomic bombing was
an experiment by using an animal called yellow monkey to make sure how much powerful atomic bombs are.

>>21
I don't think what you wrote is true, but that dropping the atomic bombs was
for avoiding the increase of number of people killed due to wars in the mainland bet-
ween Japanese soldiers and civilians, and American troops, like in Okinawa island.

>>22
What I wrote is absolutely true. I dont think your argument makes sense at all.
If they did for such a reason, the atomic bombing on Nagasaki, which took place only three days after Hiroshima, was defenitely unnecessary for that.

Colloquial language?

Wars make us insane. It's not normal situation.

Three consecutive holidays in Japan.
Bur for me, it's one of those ordinary days.
23th was Labor thanksgiving day and for NEETS it's very hurting holiday.

>>26
I'm sure you wrote 23th as a joke.

>>27
haha

>>26
I did Seiza because Tenno Heika was doing.
This day is more important that other days like Christmas, valentaine, white day and so on.

Very sorry about Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Since childhood, I felt it was
the lowest point of humanity, that and the genocides. I didn't know more
was yet to come. I think this world would be a better place if Kamenashi
Kazuya was made the world president.Men would spend time grooming, dancing, cooking and playing baseball.
Instead of killing others. It would be a peaceful planet.

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>>30
You become Venus's Queen and hold a bilateral planet talk to meet him.

I have no idea what are you talking about

What are you going to?

It'd be nice to imagine all men detonating kamenashi's anus in pieces.

>>36
Tell us about your anus, eroi-hito.

The new thread is off to a good start, I see.

be gentleman . i have to say this .

I study English a lot.
I've been studying English everyday.

>>40
'Every day' should be two words there.
Every day = 毎日
Everyday = 日常
But don't worry, this is a very common mistake among native speakers as well.

What sorts of techniques do you use to study English?

I have studied English at the site on the Internet "英語で悩むあなたのために," which was introduced by someone here.
I really appreciate it.

i need a new name!

Give me a new name 2ch!

名無しさん＠英語勉強中[hage]

>>43
Why do you need a new name?
Are you changing your identity to evade the police?

>>42
This thread favorite words something like chiko, manko?
I really shame it.

>>46
HRT

>>48
In that case, how about Sparkette?

I'm hopeless, I'll be a homeless soon

Mr.Yamada, give him a zabuton

>>50-51
w

Really? That's a difflent story.

It's getting cold lately.
Keep warm and stay away from sickness, people.

>>55
What a thoughful person you are!

>>54
My favorite winter indoor three items are these: a wearing blanket, a pair of gloves without fingertips and an indoor boots.

>>55
Are you alright?

I hate cold...
That makes my dick droops.

see you again.

x a wearing blanket
o a wearable blanket

I do not like the winter because it's so cold outside
that I must wear so many layers of clothing. Yet, they
turn on the air-con too much inside the buildings.

It takes so much an effort to take on and off my clothes
every time I go in and out of a building.

This is ridiculous!

you can go out,being naked if you like .
not hard to try . imagine all the ppl have no clothes .
this world could be changed into the world that doesn't exist any war .

>>62
Knock yourself out if you can stand the cold...

I personally believe that the World can only be rid of any war
when it is free of selfish scums. But it is proven that there
will always be some out of the population who slack out at a
certain ratio.

Thus, there will never be such a thing as the world peace.
But still. It would be nice if it can be reached.

>>56
Upload a photo of the three items so we can see them.

>>64
Not mine but each product of like design.

http://shopping.c.yimg.jp/lib/charisma-bon/z1200906ki2002.jpg
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tp6zksXTL.jpg
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LBhiw4XXL._SL500_SX395_.jpg

Can I take a bath before you?

no kidding.
you must take a bath with me.

>>65
Wow! Thanks for the links. I'm especially impressed with the wearable
blanket. It looks really warm. I think I'll check it later on a e-commerce
site. As for the rest of two, I have similar gloves and fluffy shoes.
These items help you cut down on energy costs and are eco-friendly, too.

>>67
Oh!dear! It's many pepoles in the bath!!
I wonder if I can take a bath today(ToT)

I have never taken a bath for two years but I take a shower every day.

I've not taken a bath for these two years, but I take a shower every day.

I would appreicate it if someone kind would teach me which is better(or both bad), >>70 or >>71.

Would you like to going to the English conversation school ?
or
Did you learn to English conversation school already?

diffcult

SeeU is better than Miku.

VocaNoIro/AniMiku: Hatsune Miku Vocaloid Concert @ NekoCon 15 (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt5jTynhgsA&feature=player_detailpage#t=2077s

>>71
They're both good.
>>70 would be better if you used 'not' instead of 'never'.
We usually say 'never' to mean that we have not done something at all.
But here you have taken a bath before, just not for two years.

>>71 is almost perfect, but you don't need to say 'these'.

Probably the most natural way to say it would be:
"I haven't taken a bath for two years, but I take a shower every day."

I went to an all-you-can-eat Indian place today and perhaps
I ate a little too much that the burning sensation now my
bottom is going through is... Well, quite a sensation.

>>74
Thank you very much!
Your explanation is easy to understand for me.

>>75
For a few days my testicle has been getting more swollen and painful,
I'm afraid to go to a doctor but it is almost unbearable, I'm afraid if it is dangerous

>>77
I don't know what your swollen testicles have got
anything to do with my tummy crisis...

I suggest you to go and see a doctor about it
instead of being afraid of seeing them.

If it's nothing then you can relieve yourself.
If it is something then you can have it treated.
But if you leave it, then it might get worse.

>>42
>>47

>>49

no w

>>79
What?

Excuse me, our dinner's not here...

>>82
Is it not too late of a night to be having a dinner?

There is the book native often use to talk many phrase.
It's one phrase in the book.

>>84
Oh, so you were just writing a line out of your book...
Understood. Enjoy your night.

>>33 There is no need to get Venus involved in this.
>>53 Hornesty I have the urge to squeeze your cheeks, I am afraid
I might lose control.

>>73
Yes, SeeU is very beautiful.
Welcome to the Vocaloid Family!

>>73
I think Luka >SeeU>Rin>Miku>the others.

They are not real.

YES, NORIAKI IS DA REAL///

>>85
Thank you for the response.

I've been running for a while.
It's so hard. I can't run with 42.195m.

42.195km

Speaking of marathon, I used to live close to Nagai Park, the venue where Osaka International Women's Marathon is held.
At that time, I made it a habit to jog around the athletic track field every day.
After jogging, I felt refreshed.
In the beginning, it's very tough for you to run a long distance but you gradually get used to it.
And at last you'll be addicted to it because of runner's high.

Pain is your friend!

I am interested in jogging.
I am so addicted to chase women's ass.

A gentleman never chases a lady, but gets a sneaky peaky as they pass by.
Always, pursue the perversion in elegance.

Gentleman　my　ass

That's the spirit, lad.

In Japan, we call someone "mutturi sukebee" when he doesn't talk about it but is obsessed with it
in his mind.

AKB ISSA fureen

Is it weird that I have a navel fetish?

>>102

yes

I'm going to wet my pants.

>>104
That makes >>102's navel fetish seem much less weird.

To the best of my understanding, Osaka is not really a part of Japan.

>>94
I live near a river. Many years ago there was this jogger who even
run on rainy days with an umbrella. I thought he's literally addicted to it
because of runner's high or something. It's rediculous to jog on rainy days with an umbrella
and looked very strange to my teenage eyes. He was an avid runner and saw him running along the river
for many years. He was a middle aged man back then but judging from his pretty beautiful running form and the speed,
he must have been a runner during his school days.

I don't see him running anymore. He must be in his late 60's or even 70's and I now
became a middle aged man. I wonder what he is doing now. Maybe he's doing brisk waking around his house?
As a very eager runner, quitting his daily routine must have been heart wrenching to him.
Sad to get old. I need to search for the fountain of youth...

>>107
>run on rainy days with an umbrella
surely a weird scene

I love this soundtrack from Un-Go.I do not know the artist.
I know it is by Yonagahime 3+1 a fictional band in the anime.
But are they real?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVqhczcoV9I&feature=related

I have no fu**ing idea.

>>109
According to Wikipedia, that song is indeed performed by Yonagahime 3+1.
The lyrics are by Haka Ati and music by NARASAKI.
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/UN-GO

The animes of this season that I watch are SAO, InitialD, Busoushinki, PSYCHO-PASS and JOJO.
What other anime do you NEETs watch?

Korena said the origins of humanity are in Korea and that westerners don't have the history that they are able to be proud of because they know the truth.

sounds ridiculous . what only they have as thier originally traditional history are chi chi dashichogori and tonsuru . thats all about i have to say this topics.

>>111 Thank you so much! I will add Narasaki to my favourite composers.
>>112 Psycho Pass, Steins Gate, Un-Go, trying to find Vexille episodes.
I want something similar to Texhnolyze. Also watched Kuroshitsuji,
how interesting to see England from the Japanese point of view. I
love Maiden Rose too, but there aren't many episodes, are there?

I think I'm into music.

>>115
Sorry, I have not watched Kuroshitsuji and Maiden Rose yet.
I like "Emma", whose stage is England.
I have not watched it's anime because I read the manga first.

Kuroshitsuji has a dark and depressing theme set in England. Maiden Rose
(百日の薔薇) is about a power play sort of love affair between a German
agent and a Japanese military official. It is romantic but
very explicit Yaoi. It may not be your cup of tea. I was really put off by
the Emma character so never read it.

I thought Maiden Rose was Rozen Maiden. ／(^o^)＼

It has more life in it www.

Taki Reizen is actually the commander of “Rozen Maiden” division in
the forces.

I love lovely girl dolls like Rozen Maiden.
I like Yuri anime like Aoi hana, but I have never watched Yaoi.

I like Otokonoko（男の娘）.
I would like to go to the Newtypecafe in Akiba some day.
Yaoi may be my cop of tea.

My today is also neet.

Can anyone translate the followings into Japanese ?

Dear XXX
Hello XXX
Hi  XXX
Howdy XXX

親愛なるXXXへ
こんにちはXXX
やあ！＆改行しないスペース、XXX
よう！XXX

I like a cat very well.
I'd lived with a few cats.

I envy you.
I like cats.
But cats don't like me.
And neither do dogs.

I 'd like to reserve a room for tonight.

It's because they recognize you as a bad person.
I'm a dog person, so whenever they meet me,they greet me with their tails wagging.
As for cats, I'm not a feline devotee but sometimes feed stra stray cats in the neiborhood.

I like a song titled " I want to be a cat" by Spitz.

Do you mind if I write here?

Why do you ask such a thing?
This is a paradise for you.

Oh! thanks a lot.

I don't have specific wording by English because I'm Japanese.

Don't let it bother you!
Most of the people who post here are Japanese.
I also make use of this thread for practice in writing English.
The more you write something in English here, the better your English skills become.

Indeed I'd like to improve my English skill.
I love tigers baseball team too. I would had been cut my hair soon. Its my own taxs rule. Its principle my own body.

After all, we have to go super of the Japan. This is adverticement.

Would you mind if I were write here??

http://sourceforge.jp/users/sparky4/pf/project16/scm/
http://4ch.maidlab.jp/gitweb/?p=16.git;a=summary

Project 16
please try it out

actual DOS environment required

wwww
irc
http://4ch.maidlab.jp/cgiirc/

>>119
wwww

>>136
go ahead

I need to talk to them.

Good evening, lads.
I hope you will have a nice weekend.

As for me, I have just quit work today.
I intend to take some time off for a while.

But one of my acquaintances wanted me to
take part in her networking business...

Perhaps it is a way of life too, I suppose.
Half keen, but half not...
What to do, what to do.

>>141
Welcome to the NEET club.

Is this really a NEET club? This is where English speakers meet.

>>141
It is nice to take time off
but just be careful you don't get stuck in the position.

It isn't healthy to live such a lifestyle for long, unless you are very wealthy.

Take a break, but keep open paths for later in life.

Today is Saturday.
If NEETs go out in the daytime, no one can notice we are NEETs.

>>144
Thank you for your kind words.

I do not intend to lock myself up in a room.
I only plan to rest for a couple of weeks.

I've been job hunting for the past 3 months but no avail...
One of them seems keen on me, so see where it takes me.

I've been looking for a superman for some time.
Do you know?

>>147
Hi ya I'm superman
What do you want me to do?

I'd like to pass me the salt at the conner.

I'd like to make Korean go home.

>>149
Oh, no! Even a kindergartner can do such a thing.
Please ask me something only I can do

Really ? Oh my god ! Are you by any chance, SUPERMAN ?

Sorry, sir.
Actually, I am perman. uki uki

Can you spare me a girl friend?

>>153
You are 30's, probably.

do you know that hosino sumire ,namely parman 2gou appeared in doraemon as aidol ,waiting for 1gou's comeback.

I am surperman

It was very cold today, wasnt it?

No

Yes, I tuned on the air heating in my room first this year.

>>159
Where do you live? I live in the Kanto area.

fujimoto teacher ...(Ｔ＿Ｔ)

>>160
I'm living in Okinawa.
I have also stroke a US army man today.

>>162
So this is why.
My parents were born in Okinawa. My grandmother lives there.

I'm sorry, I don't understand your English sentence "I have also stroke a US army man today."
I translated it on a web site, and then it said "今日、また、私は脳卒中にかかっています男性。"
ake care of yourself.
I am poor at English.

I'm sorry.
"ake care of yourself" is wrong.
"Take care of yourself" is correct.

I'm sorry.
"今日、また、私は脳卒中にかかっています米陸軍人。" is correct.

>>165
Oh, only one picture telling all.
I wanted to say..

http://jigokuno.img.jugem.jp/20100517_1817720.gif

I have a question to native English speakers about the word "post."

There are music videos of "Imagine" by Beatles on Youtube.
And let's say one of it's URLs on Youtube is *******. And let's say I tweeted
on my Twitter account that "Hey, this is a music video of "Imagine" by Beatles"
followed by the URL ***** in the same tweet.

In this case, is it all right to say "I posted an old song called "Imagine" ?
"Post" to me sounds like I myself uploaded it. But in this case, all I did
was put the link to the video in the tweet. Is this way of using "post" all right
or confusing in this context? Any response is appreciated.
Thank you.

>>166
I see. You are so cool.
Okinawan INAGU will fall in love with you quite easily.

>>167
To me, it makes sense, but it is slightly vague to say "I posted an old song called Imagine" because where you posted it to is left out.

It is not confusing at all though, and it is not common for 'posted' to imply you uploaded the video, as the word 'uploaded' is used more commonly.
So in that case, it is fine to use "I posted an old song called "Imagine", it is easy to understand.

Hi XXX

Is Koshi Inaba's English good or not?
Can he sing English songs well?

>>169
I correct myself, on second thought, it isn't vague at all.
Your sentence is good.

>>169 >>172
Thank you very much for clear things up.
My understanding to "post" was totally wrong...

>>172
One more thing. If I say I posted a video on Youtube, naturally it means
I uploaded it, right?

But in the case you include a link to a YoutTube video in your tweet, You can use "post"
without meaning your uploading it, right?

>>173
Your definition wasn't entirely wrong.
Post (on the internet) can mean a few things, like making a post here or on twitter .etc
it can also mean to post a video or a file, such as to youtube, but it isn't as common.

>>174
Yes, that is absolutely correct.

>>175
Thanks again! I'm getting the picture.

This may sound weird question but...
Let's say you read a message somewhere that reads "I posted an old song 'Imagine' yesterday so
that everyone can watch."
what is your take on the message? Do you think he put a link to "Imagine"
yesterday or he uploaded it's music video to a video-sharing site such as YouTube yesterday?

>>176
Not a weird question at all.
I would read that equally both ways, there isn't much of a line between meanings in that case,
so I would read it 50/50 without any context.

Sorry if my thoughts shift around a bit.

>>177
Thank you very much! I learned a lot from your responses.
You helped me a lot. To understand meanings of even a single word deeper isn't
an easy task for English learners.

>>178
No problem.
I like to help people when I can, and if I can't at least point them in the right direction.

Japanese men. Please stop being too cute. I am turning into a hentai. Ok?
I went to a cafe and this cutest than anything of a Japanese
little guy sat opposite me and I just couldn't take my eyes off
his gorgeous eyes and sunshine like smile.
Stop killing us with your weapon of extreme cuteness.

>>180
yeah, my ass is the cutest of the world.
sure your ass is the second baby.

Wait a minute, are you talking about gay staff?

>>167
The way you've used 'post' is perfectly correct.
People definitely do say that they are 'posting' a video when they post a link to it.

But 'Imagine' is not a Beatles song.
It was recorded by John Lennon as a solo artist, after the Beatles broke up.

Tama, how come you are acting like a maniac?

Due to a recent modification to the server configuration of 2ch,
pretty much all IPs from oversea domains are banned although some still seem to be able to go through.
If you get a message saying you got banned, that's because of that change.

>>179
Thank you. Any opinion from native English speakers are valuable because
English learners like me sometimes don't understand subtle nuances of words and expressions perfectly.

>>183
Ooops.. I was wrong. You're right about the song.
And thank you for explaining the way the word is used. I got the picture!

This is a great board for us foreigners to chat with Japanese people.
Yesterday I was thinking, "I hope they don't do something like mixi
and ban us foreigners." So they are moving in that direction.

Are? that went through. Does it mean in a while I will not be able to post messages?

>>187
Does mixi ban non-Jpanaese or deny access from overseas?
That's new to me. Igirisu-jin has Mixi account, actually.
If Mixi hasn't changed its policy, then people from overseas can use
it as far as I know.

>>188
Are? means アレ？ meaning oh? If so I'm impressed with your appropriate usage of アレ？

I should do better than that. I have Japanese friends and colleagues and
speak elementary Japanese. Igirisu-jin-san might have a Japanese mobile,
that is what you need to sign up with mixi. I don't need to use mixi.
I have this BB full of people who are funny and entertaining and kind
enough to translate Kame articles every once in a while.

>>190
Ahh, I undestand what you mean now. Resistering mobile phone number wasn't required before.
Igirisu-jin signed up before they require mobile phone number.
Actually I have two accounts on Mixi that I got before they required
registration of telephone number.

Don't they accept mobile phone number of UK on Mixi?
You seem to like underground communication style. You can openly say you are
a member of Mixi, but not many people say openly they do 2chan. I myself never
openly say that. If I'm asked whether I'm a 2chan user, I'd say, "well,
sometimes, but I only read interesting threads once in a while, I'm just lurking. I don't post there."
For some people, 2channelers are considered bad. So I walk on the safe side.

The most industrious rake in the world can make the strongest fort in Sapporo.
It looks like it sows seeds in winter morning and roars in the distance in summer afternoon.
When I hear it, I always lick a stamp and a tree stump.
Both of them are now in a dump and at the same time I got a hoax call from my cousin.
Almost like...they are different from me.

I wish I am a genius.
and I wish you are a Idiot.

>>193
In reality, I am the anus, you are the nip.

I like Sapporo brew the best with unagi don. Also the corn soup from Hokkaido.
Miso from Hokkaido. They taste the best. Also the fiery but sensitive
Ikuta Toma.

Yes I like the anonymous style communication. I am pondering about the
right to anonymity in this day and age when companies are pushing us to put
all our data online. This craving for power on all humans is very scary.

>>182
No.
She was talking about our eye balls, but, she forgot about our another beautiful balls.
It's our Kintama, you know.

Japanese kintama is the world most beautiful ones because it's called golden egg.

>>191
Right. You made a clever decision.
Ordinary people might think us hentai although I admit myself as a hentai.

Thank you all for making me laugh.

The definition of hentai differs from people to people and ages.

If you're a high school student and tell girls in your class that you
like licking girls' anus, then all the girls never talk to you anymore.
But if the girls become 30's, they are already sexually active and chances
are they even beg to be licked. Where those girls who called you hental
all gone? The girls back then has become hentai! but they never admit they
became hentai. That's the transformation from a girl to hentai woman.

Maybe hentai is just the wrong definition. Maybe a conservative society
tries to moderate reproductive behaviour in this manner. the question should be : who
participates in this behaviour with who. Those who are not qualified
end up being labelled hentai . Those who are will reproduce. Something like that.

Japan is considered to be a Hentai country by some foreigners.

I have to admit it's partly true but I warn you guys it's only a small portion of
population. When I saw this product called "smell of a yuong boy's anus," which is
sold in a bottle like a perfume, my joe dropped. I was ashamed being a
Japanese when I saw this product. The sister product, if I remember correctly, is
"smell of high school girl's armpit," which is also sold in a bottle in fluid form.
Oh boy... I understand this girls's armpit smell is sold, but the smell of young boy's
anus? Come oooonnnn. This seems like a product for "Shotakon" which means
a man who loves young boys...

I wonder you-know-who would buy "Smell of Kamenashi's anus" if it was sold.
I think Kamenashi fan girls would jump to the bottled liquid, but Johnny would
never allow it to be commercialized. Come to think of it, he's the one who are eager to buy
"smell of a young boy's anus." lol maybe he already bought it.

If you are in doubt, google "The Smell of a Boy's Anus" and "rocket news 24"
you'll find detailed product description in English.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! May I say something?
You guys post tooooo long sentences.
2ch doesn't allow you to post more than 3 lines, or I'll smell your fuckin' anus right!?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in her ear.

>>204
My
body
is
ready

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

>>202
You saw the products and I didn't.
I admit myself as a hentai and you don't.

Where on the earth did you see the products at? A hentai shop?
All right, all right. You and I are different kinds of hentai, I bet...still you don't admit you are a hentai.

I don't think you should be slandering real persons like that. I
think it is disrespectful. I have the highest regard for Kamenashi
Kazuya.

http://iichan.hk/b/res/2538792.html#2554557

CRAZY

>>209
I respect all kinds of hentai...one of important Japanese culture. Also I respect your hentai taste.
I see you are becoming Japanese inside.

There is nothing glorifying about deviation from the "norm". What you call
hentai is normal behaviour in the animal world. Since humans are animals,
I don't see why all this "chemical communication" is perversion. However
I think the reason you want to associate my idol with that kind of lifestyle
is because you want it to be acceptable.

>>211 I appreciate your kindness but you see I am a totally KY gaijin
who spent most of her life in low context cultures. I am alien
to your culture but somehow I really feel close emotionally in
a lot of ways. I doubt I would ever be "Japanese inside", though an
emotional attachment may bring me very close.
(What am I saying? thanking for being called a hentai)

>>213
So.., you like YamaP penis better than Kamenashi anus.
Hum...

>>208
I saw a link to the original Japanese version blog entry.
This hentai product is shocking to us Japanese so it became viral.
That's why I got to know it and I admit I'm hentai, too, although I'm
never interested in the smell of boy's anus.

Hey, 4channelers you are doing the same thing as 2channelers do.
You guys are trying to make Kim Jong Un to be the Time magazine
2012 person of the year. So far, your operation works well.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

>>216
wwww

>>215

2channelers are doing it?
also
http://iichan.hk/b/res/2555165.html
wwww

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to enter information into a computer once.

>>217
I don't understand what's so funny about it.

FIFA is end.
FIFA gives Koean light punishment.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

Do gentlemen prefer blondes ?

267 名前：名無しさん＠恐縮です[] 投稿日：2012/12/03(月) 21:07:54.65 ID:zkd40+jF0
http://www.officiallyjd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/20120811_takeshima_15.jpg
これが永久追放
This is a permanent exile.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/fbn_2chfootball/imgs/0/e/0ef7fb7a.jpg
これが３１万円
This is 310.000 yen.

つまりＦＩＦＡは人種差別をしたという事だ
In other words it means that FIFA is racist.

Oh ho!
The Korean nationalist was subjected only 310,000yen!?
What a easy game.
I can't believe FIFA wasted their time extremely for such a weak decision.

I have a question.

"We wish we could have a visit with you."

My mom got a card from an American couple, the above sentense was there in the card.
Does it mean they wanted to see my mom in America or they wanted to see my mom
in Japan? What I don't understand is whether they mean they wanted to come to Japan
to see my mom or whether they wanted my mom to visit America to see them.

>>226
It feels like they want to meet your mum somehow, the sentence is a bit broken and it is hard to tell.
It feels more like they want to come to Japan though.

>>226
anyway
We wish we could
You can know something by this sentence.
That is that they don't want to come Japan in reality.
Ha ha! It's Shakoujirei.

Maybe she is man.
probably she is woman.

she is man or woman?

The answer is man. Unless she is woman. No. Yes. No. Yes?'

I believe that the who only called woman should be human have "oman".
that is so weird sentence , isnt it ?

>>231
Huh? Can't you see the big hole that man come from?

I can't believe you guys are still stuck on the same topic all this
time. Can you not think of anything better to discuss? Like,
Yomiuri Giants won the championship in which league in November?
I watched Going! but there was no translation.
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDcxMDA1NzUy.html

>>227-228
Thank you. Hmmm. Hard to tell.

＞Yomiuri Giants won the championship in which league in November?

I can't understand the sentence. Englsh is very difficuｌｔ..
The most important thing is that I was a Hanshin fan.
I don't watch baseball now.

You need not understand the sentence at all because it doesn't matter to her at all.
The most important thing for her is not baseball but Kamenashi.

>>236
I see.

Who in the world is in the bathroom?
How long do you think you've been in there?

That's about it !

>>235 I guess if you don't want to answer, you won't answer.
>>236 True, but at this moment I truly want to know what they won and when.
I looked up their site. That episode Going! looked very exciting.
WHat is Nihonshiri!!!

Finally, kanemoto was ritire. I can't stand him in about 3 years.

I am not Japanese, so I am direct. I have a vague feeling of how
to make indirect communication but at this instance I really wanted
to know exactly what I asked for. Yes yes Kamenashi is gorgeous but
what did the Giants win?

I thought you were a Japanese Giants fan,
so I pretended to know nothing because Hanshin didn't advance to the Japan Series.
Nihonshiri! is not 日本尻.

What do you mean by "Nihonshiri"?
日本シリーズ（Nihonshiri-zu) is the battle to decide which team is the strongest in Japan.
The Japanese pro baseball has two leagues, the Pacific League and the Central League.
This year, the Nippon Ham Fighters won the championship in the Pacific League and the Yomiuri Giants, the Central League.
And after that, in November, defeating the Nippon Ham Figters 4-2, the Yomiuri Giants captured the Japan series crown in three years.
That video shows various scenes in the middle of the battle.

Sorry for my poor English and I don't know whether the word "battle" is suitable for baseball games.

NIhon series

>>242
What's your native language?
I'm afraid but I think your English not good.

>>243
I guess she just wanted to move on to ass topic.

I'll be back !!
cool

>>244 explained well and I'll add my explanation to his/hers.
Google "2012 Japan Series" then you'll find its Wikipedia entry in English.
I won't go into detail here because all you want to know is about Kamenashi, not Japanese
pro baseball. The two baseball players interviewed by Kamenashi are both pitchers of Yomiuri Giants.
The interview was done after Champaigne fight (although beer is usually used, anyway) where
Giants players celebrated winning the Japan Series.

(cont.) There is a video footage where Kame runs with
players and doing weight exercises. The footage was filmed in January 2012 in Guam before 2012 baseball season
started. January in Japan is still cold so these players went to Guam for training to prepare for the
2012 season. Maybe Kame went to Guam in January to see and report how the Giants players train themselves
to prepare for the 2012 baseball season.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin out and throw it back.

>>246 thank you for the uncomplement. That is so discouraging.

>>243 Usotski.
>>244 Thank you for understanding and answering my question properly. I now
understand the different leagues. I felt bad for Nippon Ham. The battle
was totally amazing, full of tension.
>>246 thank you for the uncomplement. That is so discouraging.
>>249 I knew Sawamura who trained Kame on the pull-up weights machine
in Guam. I recognised him instantly so I guessed who they were. Yeas
I watched the Guam episode but you are wrong. I really wanted to know
what league it was. The match was too intense.

>>253
In fact, I'm a fan of your English.
Keep in mind that I love your beautiful English even if people call me hentai.
As a English learner, I highly value your natural flexible excellent sense of English.

うそっき？

It means nothing to me.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/japan-support-for-whaling-outweighs-opposition-poll


Westerners are idiot.
They are at the top of the marine ecosystem.
Whales aren't threatened with extinction now.
Eating whales is to increase fish.
Whales are delicious.
None of your business.

I meant "liar" in Japanese but you don't get Japanglish although I get
your Engrish. Different scale of perception I guess.
>>254 I don't need people to tell me about my level of English. I just use the language.
They take it too seriously, I don't.

>>256
Some species of whale are threatened with extinction.
But as long as the Japanese are only hunting the ones that are plentiful,
like minke whales, I don't see any problem with whaling.

I'm Australian, by the way. On 2ch people seem to think all Australians
are very upset about Japanese whaling, but in reality we mostly don't care.

>>258
I'm sorry.

○Some westerners are idiot.
×Westerners are idiot.

>>259

×Some westerners are idiot.
○Some westerners are idiots.
○Some westerners are idiotic.

>>260
Oh, I regarded "idiot" as an adjective.
Thank you.

Usotsuki until at there!!

I will have kept being here as a Usotsuki.

I am looking for a job. I just want to a job that affords me living alone

May I speak to president Suzuki, please ?

i love you 2ch

>>258
I know we and Australian people get along well with everything because we are the world best economic partners.

We are all born into different languages and try to learn others. The learning
process is different for everyone, access to information, opportunity to practise and so on.
In addition, we have different learning approaches. So when someone makes
fun of your mistakes, just see them below human because, they do not understand this
whole complex learning process. They are the ididots, you are not.

You should not glorify other person's ability to speak a perfect second
language. You should not put down the person who makes mistakes either.
Language use glorification should be left to the naitonalists of that
language. Using a language for your own development and progress is
a success in itself.

>>268
No, I am Gundam.

I am KOG.

英語タイピング
http://www.e-typing.ne.jp/english/


タイピングで英語学習

Do you have male of Tortoiseshell cat ?
It's too expencive.

What's the price?

I heard that's 1,000,000yen.

Do you heard NHK radio eikaiwa?

I used to hear it.

I have heard as well. I like Mr.Osugi, a teacher of the program.
What does he do now?

my face hurts...


from ニコニコ　alot w

I do not mean Osugi who is famous as Osugi and Pico, but mean Masaaki Ohsugi.

It was supposed rain today according to the weather forecast.

I'd low of English score in junior school and high school.
How about you?

If there had been not English tests in Japan, I would go to the Tokyo University.

>>280
I can guess how old you are, comrade.
Do you have grandchildren too?

It's the best studying to litenning for English.

listening

>>284
You are keen!
It's natural to have grandchildren at my age. But...
I remain unmarried.

>>287
Excuse me for intruding your privacy.
What made you to leave alone?

>>288
I had no chance to meet with a partner,and moreover,I prefer to be alone.
Sometimes I feel lonly but on the whole I enjoy solitary life.

>>289
I am young, but this is how I feel. Sometimes I feel lonely too..
But I accept it, I don't strive for a relationship. Friends joke that I am homo ww
Getting past the social expectation of having a family or looking for love are tough.
But again, I am young and maybe I just haven't found the right person..
How do people do it with a job? I have no time for nagging anyway lol

>>289
Don't worry about that.
I sometimes want to divorce my wife.

>>290
I agree with you.
To tell the truth, I feel it troublesome to have relationship with someone. As to a job,
when I am working in the office I have to talk to disagreeable fellow as well. But I hope you don't have such an experience and find a good job.

>>291
Thanks.
>I sometimes want to divorce my wife.
Oh, really?

Excuse me. May I ask the time?

I would not want.

how's it going?

I wanna see girlfriend, but she live in Korea...

I wanna go there.

She is Korean?
Tell her that Takeshima is a Japanese island, won't you.
If she should say no, she would be a person who cannot tell fact from fiction.
That means that you like a girl, who cannot tell fact from fiction.

I want to go with a gril who can tell fact from fiction.
All strifes are caused by the lack of the knowledge of truth and story.
I have a very logical mind.
Regrettably, I am not a good English speaker.
However, it is not relevant to my logicality.

So this personality doesn't make me get a girlfriend.
You have a girlfriend. I envy you.

I have a presentation tommorrow. I am not ready yet!!!

I hope it will work out.

I'd like to go to Tokyo Disneyland.
I wonder if there are in Tokyo?

Thanks, I will be burning the midnight oil!

>>301
Tokyo Disneyland is in Paris.
But Euro Disneyland is in Chiba, so maybe you could go there instead.

>>8

I'm in Antarctica.
I wonder how long it'll keep snowing (´；ω；｀)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zd9prrDQo8

Japanese regards this as a declaration of war.

>>305
You'll be there, Japan.

>>306
I'm Japanese, but I don't care about arguments about whales.
They rarely show up on the market and even if I have a chance to eat 'em, their taste a little oily and doesn't so good.
Not bad though...I don't wanna eat whales, I prefer fried octopus and drinking like a whale.

くそ民主

増税だけ　

えらそうに CM流しやがって

ＣＭは税金から（政党助成金からか）

官僚のいいなりが

huge earthquake kita

>>308
It's not a question of individual taste but a question of which side is rational.

I've been talking myself for 3 days.

I'm afraid of earthquakes.
If it comes while I'm taking bath...

>>313
Wearing swim suits would help you.

>>314
it's winter now.
it seems very cold if you evacuate in a swim suit.
I recommend >>313 a diving suit.

Thanks guys.
But if I wear diving suit in a bath in my house,
it looks very strange, doesn't it?

It is much smaller problem to look strange than an earthquake.
The actual problem of wearing a diving suit in a bath is that you cannot wash your body.

You must be the most reasonable person in this thread.
No one can notice that point.

I noticed another fact. Wearing a diving suit, he can not warm himself. Right?
So, I would like to suggest the following measures.

1. Prepare bath robes near to bath room.
Or
2. Move from Japan to the country where earthquakes seldom occur, for example Canada,Australia,Malaysia and so on.

What do you think about?

Most Japanese could not choose the 2nd, I think.
Go into the details about the 1st, won't you?

>>319

While wearing a diving suit in a bath, don't you feel hot at all?
Is it so effective in insulating from the outside?
What I thought was that as it is just made of rubber, it transmits heat to the inside.

By the way, if you want to wash the diving suit, it might be a good idea to take a
bath with the suit. I think someone go into a bath with their underwear or clothes
because it takes almost no time or trouble to wash those in the bath wearing them.

>>315
Good thinking however, how can you clean your body?

Is this the one?

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/usc000e5n9#summary

Are you OK?

>>323
It's a aftershock.
the main shock is this.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/usc000e5n4#summary

Did you feel it in Tokyo?!!

>>312
I've been talking with Stuffed Animals for in my life.

>>325
That feel when you stick your thumb into your anus. You know what I mean.

2011/03/09 Sanriku-oki 8 km M 7.3 Intensity 5 lower Foreshock
2011/03/11 Sanriku-oki 24 km M 9.0 Intensity 7 Main shock

2012/12/07 Sanriku-oki 10 km M 7.3 Intensity 5 lower Yesterday


（Ａｋａｎ）　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

>>328
Don't be so nervous.
The whole energy of M9 earthquakes is about 1,000 times larger than one of M7.
Such a big one merely happens.
...but I won't garantee it won't.

How many English words do you know?

>>329
>1,000 times larger

(Masu Masu Akan)

・「駅はどちらですか」　女子生徒に道を尋ねた男が通報される
・「すみません」と声をかけた男が通報される
・帰宅中の女子生徒に「パンツ見えとる」と声をかけた男性、通報される
・帰宅中の女子学生の後ろを男が同じ方向に歩いていたという事案が発生　←new!

I can't go outdoor.
Japanese men's existence is criminal.

Can anyone turn me on ?

>>332
A man who asked a girl student where is a station was reported to a police, just in case.
A man who asked a girl student "Excuse me ?" was reported to a police, just in case.
A man who kindly told a girl student "I can see your panty(Take care of your exposing panty)" was reported to a police, just in case.
A man who was just walking behind a girl student was reported to a police, just in case.

>>312
Do you have a imaginary friend ?

CRAZY

>>335
If he had an imaginary friend, why would he talk to himself?
The imaginary friend would feel left out of the conversation.

>>334
You can be arrested if you ask a woman the direction with your Kintama exposed. That's common sense in Japan.

>>330

I know about 300words.

>>331
are you a resident of the board "Anything You Like Jupiter"?

>>340
I don't know the board.

A play that Korean do in Japan these days.
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/hoshusokho/imgs/a/0/a06ce066-s.jpg

They are pretending to set fire.
I can't belive the folly like this.
Korean are crazy.

>>342
Are you associated with some anti-korean political party?

>>343
No.

We have to expel barbarians such as Koreans, Chinese and Iranian drug dealers from our country.
Only those who have pure minds are qualified to live here.

The nationalism is having more power toward the general election...

Oh boy!

There are both good nationalism and bad nationalism.
Left wings are so crazy that they confused them on purpose.

>>348
Yes, the good nationalism esteems the other nations as well.

You might have to spend some time in treatment.

>>350
What's wrong?

I'm reading an award-winning book "when you reach me" and in the children's book,
I found "as dumb as a bag of hair" twice.
I think in a nutshell, it means "dumb" but I was like, "Why a bag of hair"?

Would anyone tell me why a bag of hair is dumb or what this bag is about?
Do you use this expression daily?

>>352
I am a native speaker and I have no idea why they used the expression "As dumb as a bag of hair"

The only reason I can think of is that the hair has no intelligence, but I have never heard of the saying.
Your interpretation is probably correct.

>>353
Thank you for your post. The children novel was the winner of " Newbery Medal" in 2010.
But the setting was late 1970's in New York. Maybe it was a popular expression at that time there,
maybe not. 12 year old girl said it. Maybe she was trying sounding humorous, althuogh I'm not sure.
I happened to see this book in a library shelf and it says it won the award on the conver, so I thought "Why not,
it must be easy and interesting!"

But Even though it was for children, it's not very easy
for an English learner like me. Anyway, 14 days is a limit to hand it back to the library. I'm trying to
read about 10 pages a day to make it on the deadline. No one is on the waiting list, so
I can extend 14 days more if I can't finished reading it in the first 14 days. I'm on page 70 now.
Thanks!

I need a close friend 2ch...........

>>356
Why don't you have a dog. Dog is man's best friend.

wwww
I can never have onew

>>357
Yeah, I agree with you.
dogs never betray you if you feed them for three days while ...

>>356
I suppose many of people here want to make friends with you because you are so cute.

She flips tables when you say she is cute. I don't know if that is
an angry or happy response. Ne Sparky-4-chan?

At lease in Japan, we use cute always with positive meanings.
As you know, you can also say Kawaii is Japanese culture.

>>361
Well then, in general, how should I say to please her?
lovely? charming?

>>334
In the old days, a man who pointed out a nuisance by using a cellphone
in a train of a female student was sued for a groper by her.

Why don't you ask her directly? Ah I forgot. You don't say things directly.
That is so un-Japanese.

>>360
^^
>>361
happy
>>363
^^

please boycott all Windows 8 PCs and Macs
because you are forced to use the OS that comes on the machine

Which is evil! ><;

Sup, Japan.

I am still using Windows XP

>>367
Install gentoo.

Christmas songs everywhere...
It is nice to see those illumination thingy going on
but that stupid songs getting stuck in my head is a
no thank you.

The activity of ShineShineDan begins from this time every year.
They start to let cuples know that Chiristmas is off.
Their activity will last until Feb. 14 with the momentum.

Christmas time is here again……

>>373
Yeah, Christmas eve is the night when couples in Japan celebrate with having sex...the most romantic semen night!

So non-Japanese user can post here freely? I am bored, ask me anything.

Are you gay?

I masturbate to trap doujin, does that count as being gay?

That means you are sick

Make yourself easy about Christmas.
It will not be long before cancellation of Christmas is announced.

>>379 I am sure there must be a market for un-christmas activities in Europe.
After all there are more atheists in the UK and Northern EU than anywhere
else in the world.

How many Christmas cards do you write this year?

I write one Chirstmas card to an American couple every year.
But I'm thinking about quitting writing to them this year.
It's been more than 20 years but they have kids and many things to write about
but I have nothing special to write about so I feel miserable.

And they visited my prefecture and they said that on Cristmas card but
I didn' contact them. So, we didn't see each other that year. This
explains we are not friends.

They didn't send me a Christmas card one year but I sent one to them that year,
so next year I didn't send one to them but they sent one that year. I again
didn't sent one the next year, but they sent me one that year. Since then,
we send each other Christmas cards but I think it's mere facade relation.

What did zero say to eight?

"Nice belt."

What did O said to Q?

"Stop pooing."

>>383
Thank you, sir but the belt is too tight. It is killing me!

>>384
Why not?
I don't wnat to keep company with you any more.
I'll make friends with I someday.

I eat whale meat this night.
I'm looking forward to eating it.
Whale meat is very delicious.
I also want to eat dolphin meat some day

【社説】 「慰安婦問題などごまかして近隣国怒らせた安倍氏…彼がリーダー候補に見える理由は２つある」…英ＦＴ紙
http://uni.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1355119921/

FT is oobakamono.
FT can't tell fact from fiction.

I wish I'm cat or tiger.

What did あ say to お?
"Hey you must be my long lost brother.

What did め say to ぬ？

"Did you get your hair permed"

>>386
IQ?

What did わ say to ね？

"You have serious bedhead."

wwww
crazy!

How are all you sleeping?
My sleep is getting worse and worse.
I am tired, but it won't happen until 4 am

A colleague told me the same thing. Myself. I get knocked out
after a 12-14 hr day. I sometimes wake up between cycles of sleep.
I wonder if that is proper sleep.

>>381 >>382 Please make connections with other people so
that you don't feel alone. You need to make an effort. It is
your duty to yourself to connect to other people.

effort! duty!
How will they fell if I tell my friends such words?
There is a saying, "out of sight, out of mind" and I think it's ture.

fell→feel

What did さ say to き？

"Give me back the stick."

What did 人 say to 入

"Am I looking in the mirror?"

Do you enrolled in college at Tokyo univercity?

If you had not guraduated from Tokyo Univercity, you would not be a human.

What did 玉 say to 国, which is deep in thought?

"Think out of the box!"

>>398 Of course it is your choice. You can enjoy the pleasures of
extreme self-pity and live alone forever; or you can take
control and be important to someone. It is all up to you. btw I
loathe people who complain and do nothing.

KameGirl
your so nice!

Windows 8 = SHIT
Windows 8 PC = JAIL

Hello everyone.

. o O (I wonder how this board works)

Sparky4-chan thank you. You always brighten up this thread.

You know, most people in general hate the rich. Why?
It's because they actually want to become rich, but they know it's almost impossibe for them.
In short, it's derived from jealousy.
Those who complain and do nothing are, in a sense, honest to their own feelings.
And there is a possiblity that you are jealous of their lifestyle at the bottom your heart.

Jealousy? No.

底辺が底上げされた状態で金持ちがいるのはかまわんが、
まだ不平等な世界で金持ちでいることを恥と思わないその人間性をhateしてるんだよ。
よく馬鹿が、金持ちになれるという夢がないとエネルギーにならないとかほざいてるけど、
んなもん上限があっていいんだよ。
医療は開業医ではなく勤務医が頑張ってる。公務員だよほとんど。
公務員は頑張ってないと？あほが。ぼけが。くそが。金持ちってのは今の時代では恥ずかしい存在なのである。

Do you have a star?

Yes. The earth is mine. So I have a star.

You are the top at Earth ?
Really ? It's great !

Thank you very much.
Yes, I am a great because I let people all over the world be free to do things they want to do.
I am a very kind man.

>>411
I don't understand what you mean.

Ok, I now know I can post messages without understanding any kanji on this board.

I hope that, as a gaijin, I'm not unwelcome.

And I don't understand why it looks like most discussions seem to be the same
person talking to himself (名無しさん＠英語勉強中). But that's fine.

>>417
Most people here post anonymously.
If you leave the name field blank, your post gets a default name.
名無しさん＠英語勉強中 is the default name on the English board.

Incidentally, you can leave the email field blank as well if you like.
Or you can type 'sage' in there, which keeps your post from bumping the thread.

There are a few gaijin around here, including myself. Anyone is welcome to join the English chat.

>>418
What if I prefer other herbs instead?

>>419
This is no thyme for jokes.

>>418
I don't mind sharing my nickname and email (it's anonymized and I can cancel the
forward at any time).

>Or you can type 'sage' in there, which keeps your post from bumping the thread.
What does this mean, not bumping the thread?

>>421
I am wondering how you came across this thread (or site) as foreigner without knowing any posting etiquette.

Bumping the thread puts it at the top of the board (for this, the English board).

It is considered good form to sage your posts if you are replying to someone, talking off-topic,
or any other unrelated or unimportant points.

>>422
I found the board through a friend.

This works differently than any other board I've ever used. And I am (sadly) unable
to read the guide which is in Japanese; which I assume explains all this.

I don't have any experience on other anonymous chat boards (such as 4chan) to
compare to.

Can anyone translate "俺様理論" into English ?
Do american people have such concept ?

Narcissistic theory.

>>409

^^;

Today is 12/12/15, not 12/15/12 and 15/12/12.

>>427
wwww Japanese dateing

hi , this is oshiri . it's spanking time !!

>>428
uber fucking crazy!!!

yuko, are you free this weekend ?

What is yuko?

Since there are a few different date formats from a country to another,
the year mustn't be shortened so there will be less mix ups.
And the months are preferred to be written by its names instead of numbers.

2012/Dec/15
Dec/15/2012
15/Dec/2012

This way, no-one would get it mixed up.

>>432
I hope someone will pretend to Yuko.

Year>Month>Day is correct like Hour>Minute>Second.
What's more, Year>Month>Day>Hour>Minute>Second.

JP　Year/Month/Day Hour : Minute : Second　ex) 11:03:40 →very reasonable
US　Month/Day/Year Minute : Second : Hour　ex) 03:40:11　→?????
UK　Day/Month/Year Second : Minute : Hour　ex) 40:03:11　→?????

>>433
I see. Thank you.

>>423
Your frined and you are both interested in Japanese pop culture, I take it?

You can take anything wherever you want.

>>434
Yuko is a charactor of the anime "Nichijo?"

wrong　:charactor
correct :character

>>438
http://search.goo.ne.jp/web.jsp?MT=%22%B1%D1%B8%EC%A4%C7%A3%B1%C6%FC%A4%B9%A4%B4%A4%B7%A4%C6%A4%DF%A4%EB%22&mode=0&from=query

It's the phrase in the book of ↑.

>>436
I admit willingness to learn Japanese and I have made some effort to do so.

I am though not sure I'd call my self interested in the pop culture.

>>440
I understand!

>>440
What makes you want to learn Japanese?
If it's not a mandatory subject, the common reason to study it is
to read manga in Japanese, understand J-drama, J-pop, hence to know more
about the Japanese pop culture in Japanese...

Or you happen to be interested in Japanese literature?
Or you think it's cool to understand Japanese...

>>443
I believe you meant to ask me? (441)

Originally, I wanted to learn to read manga in Japanese. That interest is not as
strong as it was. And now I have more interest in technical websites I've come
across, but don't understand.

Understanding manga & anime is something I'd call a bonus - it's not my main
interest anymore.

I study Japanese because I want to be able to read 2ch.

>>445
Right. 2ch has an essence of Japanese culture.
We speak freely down here.

>>445
Reading 2ch won't hurt me C:

>>446
How freely?

>>447
Talking from one's bottom of heart.

I have time for tea.
I have got time for tea.

Which do you like better?

>>449
I definitely prefer 'I have time for tea.'

>>448
What is in your bottom of heart?

>>451
Japan is sinking definitely...

>>450
me too. "got" is not so good.

Finally. Oujonootoko was finished. It's a incomplete.

japan is sinking ?. huh . the image is from fkn biased masugomi .

Sapporo ichiban or Nissin?

sapporo. it definitely is so . i bet .

It was quite warm today, I could not wear my jacket outside.
But it got cold as soon as the sun went down...

BTW I'm freeballs ATM. JFYI.

>>444
Yes, I meant to talk to you.
Teaching yourself a foregin language isn't easy. It's better to learn
basics from someone, ideally university language course.

>>459

I've taken courses, at university, but right now I've forgotten most of what I've
learned.

I can still say "ano furui renga no tatemono wa nan desu ka?" and believe I'd be
understood by Japanese people. Other sentences, I'm not so sure about.

I still remember some grammar and kana and have been reviewing lessons I've found
online and re-learning the vocabulary.

I think I know between 5 and 10 kanji right now.

My problem, sort of, is that my skill is somewhere between beginner and
intermediate. There are few resources online that are really helpful to me,
right now.

This is one of the things that's actually helpful:
http://life.ou.edu/stories/kintarou.html

>>457 Yes Sapporo is the best. But more expensive.

>>460
For grammar, Tae Kim's guide is widely regarded as one of the best resources on the Internet:
http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar
Some of the beginner lessons will cover stuff you already know, so just skim through them.

For kanji, I used 'Remembering the Kanji' by James Heisig, which I found very helpful.
If you want to try that, look for the 6th edition of volume 1. You don't need volumes 2 or 3.
You should be able to find it in most bookshops.
You can download a sample chapter at http://kanji.koohii.com/
The forum on that website is also a very good resource for info about self studying Japanese.

The other option I've heard a lot of people using is called Kanjidamage.
You might like to check it out, but I haven't used it so I can't really say much.

Whatever method you use for kanji, I would strongly recommend reviewing them using an SRS.
Most people use Anki, which you can download for free at: http://ankisrs.net/

English discussion has become Japanese discussion wwww

>>462
Thank you.

>>463
Yes C:

If anyone cares, I put a recording of me saying my single Japanese sentence here:
http://vzguu7.1fichier.com/en/ano_furui.mp3

If anyone cares to take a "listen" I'd like to know if it's understandable.

English is not my first language, and I know how horrible foreigners sound when they
think they know how to say a phrase or two in my language. That's why I'll be
surprised if I'm understood, rather than not.

Sapporo is very easy to live in but people there are not kind.

I've been watching Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!

How much more intersting the world is, when it's full of magic C:

>>464
I listened to the file.
I can hear 'ano furui renga no tatemono ha nandesu ka?'.
（あの古いレンガの建物は何ですか？）

>>454
I've been looking for HP with oujo for some time.

Korean TV dramas are needless.
They ignore historical investigations.
Dramas are fiction but it is necessary.

>>467
Thank you. And yes, that's what I'm saying. Where renga = 煉瓦.

Very useful, for sure. C:

>>469
Even worse "historical" fiction is often written without any research.

Is Google Plus popular in Japan? What about Facebook?

Why I can't post to some threads? e.g.: in web programming board.
I get this error: "not jp". I don't want to use proxy,
but I want to reply to that thread T_T

>>473

i hate that too ><;

>>464
You pronouced almost alright.
Just say "ano" instead of "anoo" and "renga" instead of "renka"(so it sounded to me).

BTW saying "anoo" at the beginning of the sentence in Japanese is somewhat like saying "umm..." in English.

>>473-474
In the past, some people couldn't post on this thread from overseas.
They used proxy, if I remember right, to manage to post. If you don't like
using proxy, maybe there's nothing you can do, although I don't
know much about thechnical side of Internet.

Here in Japan, the american shooting spree in NJ is reported on the news. I don't know
in detail about the incident but I somehow feel for the lonely shooter, who killded himself on the
spot. I'm not saying killing people randomly is acceptable, but somehow as a lonely man myself,
I think I feel less hate toward him than average people.

I am just backed from restroom. my tummy's condition is as the same as that of TV bought 15years ago.

I am just back*

I want to ntr with your wife.
Therefore you may ntr with my wife.
However I don't have my wife.
Then, you only will ntr with yourwife.
What a sad story it will be.

>>478 Well don't make yourself lonely then! Who told you to lock up
and not talk to people. OK, maybe you hate people in average but statistically
there should be people like you. Find them and form union with them.
Don't turn into a lonely psychopath! I am saying, you should think of your
well being!

I heard too much.

I fell in love with you the first time I saw you.

↑first ...love...w

>>478
Your feeling to have familiarity with the culprit is, I think, wrong.
Please think of your families being killed by some one. Even in that case,
can you have that feeling for him?

>>475
>>476
Thank you. At least now I know I'll probably be understood if I need to talk about
old brick buildings. Though, there are none where I live. At least I don't know about
any brick building whatsoever.

>>478
>>484
I don't condone senseless killings, but I also don't hate the gunman. This is just a sad
story from all angles.

【韓国】日本が隠す対馬島(テマド)・独島の秘密[12/18]
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4plus/1355864896/

The world should know Korean are crazy.
They argue Tsusima belongs to Korean.
I can't believe their mind.

>>483 Are you trying to be hurtful with your sarcasm? It goes right
through me.

Everytime you open your mouth, you say such a thing, but don't you know
almost all of murder cases are committed among family, acquaintances, or lovers?
In short, if you connect to people, it's more likely that you commit a crime called murder.
The case someone is referring to above is , statistically speaking rare.

Why among family?
I know.
This is because there are a lot of Dokuoyas in Japan.

You declare your love so that you can murder me?

いくら寝言を言っても現実にはならない
万が一ヨナがUR取られるなら、浅田はDG取られてもっと低い点になる

浅田は低レベルのまがい物であると認められれば、楽になれるのに
マオタはずっとウソで塗り固めなきゃいけないから辛いね…

You are going too far.
I don't know what true love is like, but I know so-called "ordinary love" easily
turn into hatred.

>>491
黙れキムチﾖﾅ。八百長キチガイ国家め。

Which do you think is happier, to live alone or to live in a relationship with indifefrence, hatred, no love?

>>487
Because their face look good.
many people love with they.

Why is loneliness the only alternative to a hateful relationship?

>>496
Beats me. It could be a human nature, conflict I mean.
It is sad though. It's nice to get along or at least understand each other.

Who do you love japanese singer?

The only alternative?
You always talk as if connecting to others is a wonderful thing, no matter what it may be.
That's why I asked such a question.

I don't like the way national Network such as ABC report the killing of
the children at school. The jingle with too much sound effect and such,
to sensationalize the tragedy. I'd say they treat the sad incident like
a movie or drama. They treat it like a show.

PBS is the best regarding the way of treating the incident maybe because
the are public broadcasting not based on commercialism. I live in Japan
so my impression is from podcasts of each national network I subscribe to in iTunes.

President Obama said something like this with tears in his eyes, the kids who were killed had had bright futures
ahead of them if they were not shot to death. Graduation, marrage, having their own kids, etc.

I'm a dropout, not married, no kids, No wonder I have less simpathy with the killed kids.
If I was married and had a few kids, I wouldn't have left such a relentless comment.

This world is unko.

アンジェリーナ・ジョリー　is aho and baka.
原爆や空襲で一般人を６０万人以上大虐殺したことを持ち出さずにやってるのに、アメリカ人は恥ずかしくないの？
恥を知れ。アメリカ人が大嫌いだ。英語なんて誰が学ぶか。ばいばい英語。

ほんと笑えるわ。日本人は本音と建前使い分ける？
原爆や空襲のお茶濁して本音と建前使って肯定するお前らに言われたくないわ。
それに日本語は最後に動詞くんだろ。発想法が違うんだよ。

Angelina, Universal Pictures and Walden Media are the enemy of Japanese.
Japanese must begin a boycott of their works.

"Unbroken: A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption"

seems to have been a best selling book 6 weeks in a row last year in the U.S.

It says that Japanese ate the captives alive because Japanese had a practice of cannibalism. （＾ω＾#）bikbiki

馬鹿な外人どもを論破するのに英語は必要だな。やはり学ぼう。

これまでの情報まとめ
【石破茂】→幹事長続投が既に正式決定
【高村正彦】→副総裁続投が固まる
【細田博之】→幹事長代行への起用が固まる
【額賀福志郎】→総務会長への起用が固まる
【小泉進次郎】→青年局長続投が内定
【小池百合子】→政調会長での起用あるいは入閣を検討(外務・防衛のポストが挙がる)
【麻生太郎】→副総理兼財務大臣での起用が固まる
【菅義偉】→官房長官での起用が内定
【甘利明】→新設する経済再生担当大臣など経済関係ポストへの起用が固まる
【山谷えりこ】【古屋圭司】【櫻井よしこ】→拉致問題担当大臣での起用を検討
【高市早苗】→入閣の方向で検討、環境大臣か
【小渕優子】→入閣の方向で検討、厚生関係ポストでの起用か
【橋本聖子】→入閣を検討
【太田昭宏】→国土交通大臣での起用が固まる
【逢沢一郎】→入閣を検討
【谷垣禎一】→入閣の方向で検討
【石原伸晃】→入閣の方向で検討
【山本一太】→入閣が固まる
【下村博文】→入閣の方向で検討
【林芳正】→名前が取りざたされている

What has become of Inada Tomomi?
I think she is a Joan of Arc of Japan.
There seems to be a lot of candidates who are likely to be manipulated by bureaucrats
like puppets.
But in any case, they will become better ministers than those of the DPJ.

Japanese english teacher teaches as he(she) learned。
It's so bad. It's nothing.

I never said connecting is a wonderful thing. If you are alone all the
time, you are in survival mode all the time. When there is a good harmony
with someone, you would feel less tense. You can also feel good
when alone but when people depend on you, or you depend on someone,
other feelings come into play, it is a different kind of strength.

>>511
I understand what you mean. In my case, though, I feel more stressed out
with people around me. That's just my case and I know what you mean.

On a different note, Hiroyuki, the former 2chan administrator's case has just
been sent to the public prosecutor's office, regarding posts in 2chan where
drug deals are exchanged or something. If I'm not mistaken he isn't supposed to
own legal responsibility in 2ch any more now that he's not an administrator any more.
But the authority think its him that holds responsibility regarding posts in 2chan?
I doubt this will lead to shutdown of 2ch.

Maybe it is to protect Japan from us foreigners. I can understand
it very well. For me it would be a great loss not to be able to
post here. I learn something new every day from you guys. You are like
teachers for me.

ttp://townphoto.net/yamagata/y02/y0252.jpg
ttp://image.blog.livedoor.jp/photoishiguro/imgs/f/8/f883df0c.jpg
what do you think of this architecture in yamagata pref. ?
is it something unsuited to the landscape ?

>>512 You need your space. Actually I think relationships fail mostly
because of that. Lack of personal space! Primitive humans did not live
in tiny apartments. They had the whole world to roam any time they wanted.
We don't have that luxury any more.

>>514 That is not a manipulated picture? It destroys the beauty of
the landscape!! How did they ever allow it?

Oh! We were so engrossed in the conversation.
Look at the time.

>>513
It has nothing to do with banning access from overseas 2chan users.

>>506
American want to conceal the story in Iraq.
They made Nanking issue in order to balance air raid and two atomic bombs.
This is the American justice.

>>518 >>512 is talking about a shutdown. I am thinking of the underneath
of the underneath, saying that a ban will not be effective, so to
protect citizens from foreign influence, the best way is a total
shutdown.

>>520
I know. You're reading too much into it, I'd say.
Influences from non-Japanese people in 2chan is tiny because of
language barriers in the first place. This thread is very rare in that
Japanese 2channelers and overseas 2channelers mingle in English language.

Man, have I become more inward thinking than the ultranationalists.

People who are regarded as Netouyo are not an ultranationalist.
They can tell fact from fiction.

Whether Japanese or not, people who can't tell fact from fiction are all stupid.

>>523
Right. It's as easy as telling natural tits from silicon ones.
I love true boobs even if they are saggy.

That's right.
You are so smart phone number plate tectonics theory.

>>523 Not everyone uses their brain effectively. Mostly due to conditioning.
But people who call others stupid, are simply unaware of their own limited knowledge.

>>526
You are looking from above.
What are you?

>>527
Her advice is correct.
upset gives you nothing.
calm down, and look at yourself.

thread moving crazy fast

Are these silicon?

http://yfrog.com/scaled/landing/875/ubkiuh.jpg

Recent male idol's skin is so silky.
Are you attracted to them?

Being stupid is guilty.

Angelina is stupid.
History is not fiction.
She is aho, baka ,busu, kuso, unko and osiri.

>>530
That must be natural. His areola of nipple is too small. Yama-P also pump up/used to pump up iron to make his mustles bigger.
He starred boxing movie which was originally a famouse boxing comic so
he had to have a muscular body back then. Korean equivelent idols have
bigger mustle so I want Johnny's boys to have more muscular body, although
Johnny want them to have boys'body, not men's muscular body.

>>530
Do you wanna "body talk" with him?

Dec. 23th is the Tenno Tanjo Bi.
Tennno Tanjo Bi is more important than Christmas.

Tenno is not Emperor. Tenno is Tenno.
Tenno is a god and at the same time, the top priest of all Shinto priests all over Japan.
However, the U.S. made Tenno announce the declaaration as a human.
They meddled in others' religion.
What an attitude of self-conceited arrogance.

Japanese don't regard Christmas as the day related to Chirst, because we have a Shinto and Buddhism.
As for me , Christmas is not worth one yen.

Dear friends-
I'm sorry to inform you that this Christmas has been cancelled at the last minute.
Just because. Because NONE of the gorgeous girls noticed my inner beauty and creative edge at this point of my life.
But WHO cares about Christmas? Christ! God-damn the fucking media hype and commercialism!
I'd rather stay home and shout Kumiko-chan.as I jerk-off.

[Caine bursts into a car in a fast food drive-through lane] Caine: I want your motherfuckin' Daytons and your motherfuckin' stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese. Car-jack Victim: What? Caine: Motherfucker, order my motherfuckin' food!

Voice of fast food employee: Hi, may I take your order, please? Car-jack Victim: Yeah, uh, let me have a double burger, uh, some fries... Caine: Motherfucker, I said with cheese, nigga!

Car-jack Victim: Shit! (Speaking into microphone) Yo, uh, make that a double burger with cheese. Caine: See, y'all would've made me shoot your stupid ass over nothing. Car-jack Victim: Hey, come on, man, we supposed to be brothers.

>>536
Here in Iceland we still celebrate the mid-winder festival under the old name, jol;
pronounced yohl. When christians were converting the european nations, they took
this old holiday and retro-fixed Christs birthday on top of it.

We still have a lot of pre-christian mythology attached to our celebrations.
Examples: 13 different "santa clauses" - originally trolls and harmful. Our
"chirstmas" spans 13 days, though holidays are not much more than in other
nations, and our "last day of christmas" is often spent with elf bonfires and
fireworks. Apparently we don't burn the elves, just dance with them around fires,
or something. I'll probably have to dig up more info about that part of our festival
to be sure what it's about - I'm a bit hazy on the details.

Of course, the Europeans that settled America had "forgotten" that the holiday is
much older and that tradition is therefore lost if you learn about xmas from America.

This is a winter solstice festival and nothing more.

>>537
Right. Jerking off...white Christmas only for you!

How have you been?

>>541
Gee. You're from Iceland? Totally Impressed!
----------------------
I have a question. I'm reading an essay written by an American woman.
In the essay, she wrote, "my father and his wife....." Doesn this mean
"his wife" is not the essay writer's biological mother? Does that imply that
her parents devorced now and "his wife" is the woman his dad got married again with?
I thought "my father and mother" (or my parents) is normal way of describing one's parents.

>>544
I take it as an implication of the wife not being the writer's mother.
It does not neccesarily mean a divorce since the mother can be dead, the
mother and father never got married, etc.

O-Dog: You got some money or not?
Basehead: Come on, man You kmow I'm a little short. Hook me up, man
O-Dog: Nigga, hook you up? Fuck outta here
Basehead: Man, I got these cheeseburgers. They some double cheeseburgers

O-Dog: Nigga, I just ate. I just ate. If you ain't got no money, you just assed out
Basehead:Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man
O-Dog: The fuck you just said?
Basehead: I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now

O-Dog: [shoots basehead] Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick
[to A-Wax] O-Dog: Anybody want a hamburger?
A-Wax: I don't want no motherfucking hamburger
O-Dog: I got it from that basehead. Share this quote

　 .○⌒＼
　.(二二二)　　　
┌（┌ ＾o＾）┐ homoo...

>>541
I see. Christmas is not for America.
We are both hot spring major countries.

>>545
Oh, I see. Thank you very much for your explanation!

>>541
The exact date of the birthday of Jesus Christ who was born in the
year 4 B.C. approximately is not definit for us.

So, priests of posterity decided that the birthday of Jesus Christ
is 25th December by the origin of the festival of the winter solstice
in Europe.

Japanese people enjoy Christmas without much knowledge of religous aspects of it.
Even Holloween is enjoyed these days with the knowledge that it's just a day for enjoying costumes.
We're in general not familiar with Bible itself. When reading English, sometimes
we bump into some expressions related to Christianity or Bible without us English learners
noticing it. I have just basic knowledge, like, Samaratan? means nice person, Juda betrayor etc..
Would you introduce something Bible/Christianity related words/expressions that are often used in English articles to me?

Another thing I know is something like, when you're hit on your right cheek,
give your left.. Thorwing stone means critisizeing or punishing... There seem to be
lots of expressions which is familiar with English-speaking people but
not unfamiliar with and hard to understand for English learners. I want you to
introduce some of famous expressions originated from Bible/Christian customs.

A woman vlogging on Youtube said "It's been over a month since I last upadated
and I feel kind of bad about that."

Is this "I feel kind of bad about that" the same as "I feel kind of sorry about that"?

>>555
close enough
she regrets she hasn't made a video in a while

>>556
Thanks!

CRAZY wwww

>>553
>>554

I'm not an expert on Christianity, however I grew up with stories from the bible, so:

Stoning is a pre-christian punishment (Jewish? maybe older) where "everyone"
throws stones at the culprit until dead. I think it is (maybe some middle east Muslim
countries still do this) or was mostly used against women.

There is a story in the bible where Jesus says something like "he who has never
done anything wrong, let him throw the first stone" with the results that no-one
throws a stone and the woman (I think) was saved.

There is also an expression, which I'm translating into English, but should be familiar
or understandable by English and American people: "There Goliat met his stone."

The reference is a boy from the bible, David, killed a giant, Goliat, with a little stone.
It's used where someone or something big is destroyed by something seemingly
insignificant.

I don't remember anything else specific at the moment. And yes, there are
expressions in English which make no sense at all, without at least knowing the basic
story behind if, from the bible.

There is also Moses and the Red Sea, which is frequently made fun of in movies, but
I don't remember if there is an expression.

...and continuing from way earlier.

I decided to learn Japanese by reading 中二病でも恋がしたい - the novel. Technical
texts - or the stuff I found interesting on the 'net doesn't seem to use complex enough
grammar and I don't want to learn a subset. From experience, reading novels is a great
way to learn. I learned both English and French that way.

I have to look up about every kanji in a dictionary, and search for grammar articles
but it's great fun. I'm currently on the 4th or 5th sentence C:

It of course helps that I know the kana and grammar is often a matter of review,
rather than learning for the first time.

I don't know the existence of Icelandic
Then, you can speak three( or four) languages, can't you?
Oh, you are very talented.

There are many pleasant animes in this fall season, but I don't wathch　中二病.
To be precise, I stopped watching it at the three episode.

Everyone is not believe me.
Santa is me. I'm not kidding

>>559
Thank you very much for taking your time and explaining phrases from Bible!
The Goliat story is like an ant killed an elephant. Interesting.
>>560
Keep up the good work!

>>562
Please give me three "Busou Shinki Fubuki Type 2," which are for ornamental, keeping and actual use.

>>563
You're welcome. There is also a story of Jesus turning water into wine, when he was
(iirc) 12 years old. Since then*, it's been a common theme in movies to turn some
liquid into something else, at the first sign of superpowers. I am now recalling a scene
where some guy turns coke into pepsi; I don't remember what movie it was. But that's
another example of a bible reference that might escape non-christians.

* Or rather, because of that, movies have not been made since year 12 c;

Arima Kinen is today.

>>561
I can speak Icelandic and English fluently. I read French - I've forgotten so much
vocabulary that I'm not sure I can use it for communication, however, when I do speak
I do so with a heavy south-french (mediterranian?) accent. My English however, I
speak with a heavy Icelandic accent.

I used to be able to read Danish - but I'm afraid I'll have to resort to a dictionary a
lot these days if I were to try. I never got very far with German, but took a few
classes in school. I still know some basic grammar and the numbers.

And of course what I still retain of Japanese.

I don't know how it is in Japan, but here it's common for people to study two to
three foreign languages in school. Most people never get any fluency except in
English though.

I just watched the movie 007 skyfall.
It was an amazing exiting film however I found myself not being able to understand the English language without Japanese subtitles...I felt myself miserable orz.

It was all vain that I had insisted watching the original language version although my wife always prefer Japanese dubbed version.

Next time we are planning to see the movie Le miserable. I'm not sure its language is whether French or English but I suppose there's no Japanese language version because it is a musical film.

Only sure thing is that I'm going to feel myself miserable again...号泣

>>565
>I am now recalling a scene where some guy turns coke into pepsi;
>I don't remember what movie it was.

That's from 'Little Nicky', if I'm not mistaken.

Man you have a lot of free time. I have two deadlines before the end of
the year. I am "knackered".

Tennou Heika Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai !
Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai !
Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai !
Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai !

How many English score do you have at school?

3.2/5.0

>>568 Miserable sod! as they would say in England.

Today is not Christmas eve but Tenno Tanjo Bi tsugi no hi sai (天皇誕生日次の日祭.)
Tomorrow is not Christmas but Taisho Tenno Sai（大正天皇祭）.
I am happy that everyday is festival.

>>575
If you wanted to make it so, every day could be a festival..

i am fantasizing to get hitched with nice guy.

Go to Ueno staiton platform 13.

I've finished the first page of 中二病 and I have to say that compound sentences
are a pain to decipher. I've heard it's the same for Japanese when they encounter
complex sentences in English. So: I understand your pain now.

On the positive notes, having the kanji makes dictionary lookups soo much simpler.
If you're ever writing Japanese to a foreign student, kanjify everything. Well, unless
they tell you not to, but for them/us it does simplify lookups.

It's those long strings of hiragana where I get confused the most. I hope that it gets
easier in a hundred pages or so.

>>571
CR5AZU

>>531 Yes. You too? >>535 He can body talk to me any time.

>>581
I bet he will when he sees your long silky legs.

As for me, it's more difficult to understand an average English movie than to understand Eiken first grade listening test.
Because Eiken has its own pattern while the movies have no patterns. I can't predict what will happen next orz.

>>583
It's a good practice to watch the same movie over and over and over again. I did
that with a few disney movies as a kid, but as an adult, I'm afraid I'd get mad trying
to do that. And at the time, it didn't matter if I didn't understand parts of the movie.

>>584
Thanks for your advice.
In fact, I cannot understand parts of some Japanese movies for youngsters. I feel being behind the times.

>>580
What?

Hello 2ch.

>>587
What's up.

>>588
Not much, man.

There is no person here who match me in power.

>>590
Sit back, an' relax, dude.

I take a shower and go to a department chika today.
I don't have a real girlfriend, but I have a 2D girlfriend and I will buy chicken, cakes and champagne for two.
I bought two bentos at a Hot Motto also last night.
However she didin't eat it, so I ate it instead this morning.
I wish she could eat it.

>>592
Mery christmas.

>>593
Happy Holidays!

>>592
You are lacking in imaginative power, so she didn't eat it.
As long as you can tell "real" from 2D, she will never eat anything you buy.
In short, it all depends on you.

>>595
You opened my eyes.
I will cook her my home cooking.

>>568
I understand how you feel. I find it hard to understand just by listening to English, too when
watching a movie. The subtiles is by Natsuko Toda, who has bad reputations regarding her
skills. In Skyfall, she mistaken ma'am for mom, so she subbed, "ママ,"
which is totally wrong. It should have been ご婦人、お嬢さん、or奥様 etc.

>>565
Thank you very much for another Bible realted story.
Yes, without the knowledge beforhand, non-Christian living in Japan
like me wouldn't understand that the liquid story originates in Jusus's
super power.

>>597
Thanks for your comments.
I also noticed it however can't we think she did it intentionally? Because Ms M is the mother of 007 as an agent.

very hungry.

>>600
Are you from North Korea?

>>601
Yes.Fuck south korea！Fuck Japan! Please help China.

Majimenahanasily Korean are kicthigai minzku, da zo?
We must kinkyuunily syori as jinrui no problem.

剣道や日本酒、ついには「ねぶた祭り」まで、韓国が起源だと言いはる韓国人
たち。日本人からすれば悪い冗談にしか見えないが、こういった“ウリジナル
”（韓国語の「我々」を表す“ウリ”と“オリジナル”を合わせた造語）活動
を甘くみていると、取り返しのつかない事態を招く。

　もともとテコンドーは、創始者自身が「日本の空手から創出した」と認めて
いるが、いつのまにか「空手の起源はテコンドー」となり、五輪競技にまで採
用された。『捏造、剽窃、なりすましで嗤われる韓国』（オークラ出版）の著
者のひとり、あきはばらなおき氏はこう語る。

「英語版のウィキペディアでは、韓国人がコムド（＝剣道のハングル読み）に
ついても韓国版と同じように、『剣道の起源である』などと嘘を記述するんで
す。記述を修正しても、24時間体制で組織的に張り付いているようで、すぐに
また書き換えられてしまう。ウィキペディアは記述で揉めると多数決で決める
仕組み。相手は人数も多いので、太刀打ちできないのです」

　世界中の人々が読む英語版ウィキペディアで、嘘が書き連ねられれば、影響
は計り知れない。その記述が真実であるかどうかはどうでもよく、嘘であって
も多くの人々がホントであると信じれば、目的は達成できるのである。

>>602
How could North Korean use the Internet?
Do you even have electricity in your house?

>>605
He is arriving Japan as a DAPPOKU.

Merry Christmas from your time-traveling, Australian friends!

>>605
TCP/IP over carrier pigeons. There is even a protocol document.

>>598
There are also Japanese folktales that I'm not familiar with. I came across 金太郎 *
first in うる星やつら ** and of course had no idea why they would assume the kid
was named that nor what he's famous for. Then it turned out [who they thought
was] 金太郎 wasn't a kid, I think, but that's a different story.

* Kintaro
** Urusei Yatsura.

>>597
There are many cases of bad subtitles/translations here in Iceland. There was once
a case of [I have forgotten the movie] where the secret service is blocking an
elevator and saying "this car is busy" where the "car" refers to the box inside the
elevator that moves up and down. It was subtitled as vehicle (I think the Japanese
term is 車). The people were inside a building, there was no vehicle in sight.

My father also remembers a translation that was soooo wrong even he got it (he
does not really know any english) : in a western, everyone in town hid because the
speed-sketch-artist was coming. A bad case of a dictionary translation of "quick
drawer," someone who is fast at pulling the gun.

>>599
Hmm... I'm not sure... I just read people are talking about her subtitle
mistake in the movie on Twitter. They were saying, "She made a mistake again!"

>>608
haha. Yeah, whether it's related to bible or not, you can understand better animes and
movies if you have background knowledge. I watched Urusei Yatsura when I was a kid. The way
ラム-chan talk is never standard Japanese, adding だっちゃ at the end of sentenses so be careful. :)
Although in Yamaguchi dialect, they talk sort of that way, as far as I know.

The latter example of the wrong subtitle is hilarious.

I went to a nearby convenient store a few hours ago and men at the cash
registers were wearing a Santa hat and reindeer cap. It's said that pizza delivery men are
also wearing Santa hat, too. Oh my. I don't like the commercializm here
in Japan. Enough is enough.

I saw the cash registers wearing a Santa hat at a nearby ダイエー.
I thoguht the same thing as you.

I've been across Japan sea by boat.

>>612
I am ready to call the police.

>>613
wait,wait,I have money.

>>614
It must be duty money.
I mean it.

duty →　dirty

I am ashamed.

Celebrations are starting in Iceland right now.

I wish everyone on this board happy holidays, whatever your religion or
reason to celebrate. Now, finally, days have begun to get longer here in the
far north.

>>617
What time does the sun set in your country at this time of year?
In Japan, maybe, 5 or 5:30. I don't know exactly what time it is.

I mean 5 p.m.

>>618
I thought it was around 4, but the table given here:
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/astronomy.html?n=211
says "Dec 25, 2012 11:23 AM 3:33 PM 4h 09m 32s" This gives sunrise at 11:23,
sunset at 15:33 and approximately 4 hour "day."

Yes, we have short days around now.

>>620
What a surprise! It's beyond my imagination!
If I worked in your country, I cound get a lot of night-shift allowace. lol

Yeah! That's right!!

Talking to a person from Iceland makes me feel the power of Internet.

>>620
Have you ever seen the northern lights, aurora?

>>621
"Unfortunately" you don't get a night shift allowance just because it's dark outside c;

>>623
So often that I don't notice them.

Yesterday,My wife went to 10-feet live in Kyoto.

>>624
Isn't it just a daily thing and you don't think aurora precious thing?

>>626
Pretty much, yes. And most if not all Icelandic people think that way.

test

It's nothing for learning English at school.

>>562
I didn't get Fubuki yet
I couldn't spend Christmas with her.

>>629
Do you mean it's useless to study English at school in Japan?

>>631
It's study for the test

For English students, impress or flabbergast your teacher by using the word
"defenestrate" in class. I leave it up to you to look it up in a dictionary.

defenestrate: verb.
defenestration: noun.

>>632
I'm afraid I don't know what you're on about, but that's hardly relevant, is it? c;

I will buy 10 boxes of the chocolates in the early March, 2013.
The salesclerk will probably think that I am a motemote man.
I will keep the ten boxes without throwing away.
They are used on the burnable garbage day after February 14, 2014.
My neighbors will probable think that I am a motemote man.
I am already looking forward to being so.

defenestrate (人）を窓から投げ出す

Compared to Japanese, English has a lot of verbs and so they are the most important
part of speech for us English learners.
I've learned from a grammar book that Japanese adjectives are declinable, which makes them substitute for verbs.
In addition, to my surprise, the indeclinable parts of speech also can sustistute for them.
As a result, Japanese has not enough vocabulary of verbs compared to English.
For this reason, we have to spend many words like "窓から投げ出す”as mentioned above for the one English word "defenestrate".

Did I make myself understood? Sorry for my poor English!

>>633
myrkraverk さん、面白い単語教えてくれてありがとう！ You are my English techer.

>>635
Yes, English has a lot of words, verbs included. And at some point in your studies,
English will become a study of vocabulary. They don't really have the grammar and
flexibility to, for example, string nouns together to make up a new term. Instead they
borrow from other languages. An example is "poltergeist" which, borrowed from
German is made up from two words "polter" which means rumble and "geist" for
ghost.

The Japanese do this too, though it might have originated in Chinese for all I know,
when they string kanji together to make a new word/term. An example I found
interesting is 邪気眼系 from the first page of 中二病. I did not look up the
Japanese term for poltergeist.

Unlike Japanese, and to some extent Icelandic, English has a very rigid word order.
This is due to a very inflexible grammar which I believe comes from having all those
loan-words in the language.

>>635
> Did I make myself understood? Sorry for my poor English!
Yes, I understand you well. [ Here I was tempted to say "I understand you fine" but
that somehow sounds discordant to me; hence most likely wrong grammatically, even
though it's used often enough. ]

くれて = 呉れて ? It is so much easier for me to be sure, when everything is written
in kanji - though, I also need to understand Japanese as it's written as usual.

On another note, I'm now reading the steampunk book Heartless with words such as
"contrivance," "perspicacious, " "esoteric" and others I'm tempted to look up in a
dictionary, though I have a vague notion of the meaning from context. Usually I don't
since understanding every word is not essential to enjoy the story.

>>627
Wow. Lots of people vist Canada or Alaska to see it on tour, paying lots of money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McUBnUjPdXs

／(^o^)＼

>>639
"An error occurred, please try again later" :C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McUBnUjPdXs

IE sometimes cannot display "https".
And this video is such an image of something uncomfortable.

>>641
Thank's I was able to watch it, and yes, it is uncomfortable. I'm not using IE though,
it was youtube's video player that showed me this error message. But oh well!

Unfortunately, I don't understand the Japanese, but those phrases are essential for
women to know - I believe.

That's right.
The only consolation is that the top coment man expressed "shame" as a fellow white.
Japanese men grope Japanese women on the train.
On the other hand, foreigners in Japan sexually harass them in the bar.

Im all alone
no ocupation
no friends
people have no need of us
i wish this had not been happened but it's reality.

My situation is the same.

My pleasure is a onani once a month.

But you two have good health, don't you.
I cannot stand for more than 15 minutes because of a disease of cerebnal fruid.
I have been in this state for 4 years.
I hope someone to develop an efficient cure.

Oh...I'm sorry.

I have a sociopathic personality disorder.
When I took a university entrace exam of a mecial school at 19 years old,
an examiner said to me that I was a kichigai in the interview test.
It is my traumatic event.
All my efforts were in vain.
I hate doctors.

>>646
I guess you are the same person as the one who confessed the truth in another thread
yesterday.
I don't know what to say, but I'll pray for you.

I think I got no new years greeting card. Shame

>>648
Thanks a lot.
Your guess is probably right.
I'd forgotten about that post. ^_^;

>>647
The examinaer was a doctor or professor?
They have to be sympathetic to people with desease.
Kichigai is a discriminatory word and they should never use it.

>>650
What thread? Link please.

There is this incident that an power outage happened in New York or
somewhere else. 10 months later hospital was busy handling new born babies.
there was no power supply and it was dark at night in rooms, there was nothing to do so couples made love.
So, lots of new born babys after 10 (or 9?) months. Iceland's night is very long so
the birth late ther has to be very high. 10 kids per couple?
In Japan, it's 1.4 kids or so per couple. Very low.

uneasyness

↑（訂正）y→i

>>653
I don't know the exact birthrate, but it's not very high, everything considered.

>>651
He was a doctor.

Some Japanese doctors are rude.
When I went to see a psychiatrist 4 years ago, he said that I was not ill but was never cured throughout my life.
What is more, he said to me that he wasted his time because he spent no less than 20 minuites on my exam.
Japanese psychiatrist are only a drug-seller.

I've learned from science-related magazines that no scientists can explain why planes fly.
Still, Wright brothers made a success of taking off to the big sky by their hand-made plane
after a process of trial and error.
I suppose that the same goes for psychoactive drugs,but human hearts are more complicated than
planes, therefore, the effectiveness of them are in doubt.

The new years eve awaits us ahead.
What have you folks planned?

>>657
He should be robbed of his doctor certificate.

>>659
I think I'll stay home and watch TV.

My first time here.
My friend ask me to bring his mates to guide Tokyo but I can't speak English.
I never met them.
Also, I don't know Tokyo well to lead them.
How about a guidance who can't guide anything?
They unlikely have good time with me.

You can write English here.
Take it easy.

>>661
Hato-bus tour provides you with English guide service.
It's worth cheking out.

>>656
I'm just kidding. :)

I think your joke is not reasonable.
It is because human beings are more wise and so they can come up with a lot of things to do if they
are in dark on a daily basis.

I can't get along with DQN and rea jews.

Can it wait?

Kame girl is back to her planet, where there's no Internet connection.

People will change.
If someone were able to write things here every day, he might be a Neet.
So I am a very very Neet.

>>669
You don't change from a neet, do you?

I've been busy lately . don't enough time to touch my cheek but for one hour a day .


by the way, I sometimes watch fashion site to my English skill improve .
I am sure it will takes me higher level .
do you have any good routine for learning English on your day ?

take* . as you know , I sometimes do mistakes .

damn
my butt cheeks *
which means oketu . i heard it is slung of them .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&hl=ja&v=g2HmVw9y1d8
do you guys know 'Kumamon' who is a mascot of Kumamoto Pref. ?
to be recognized domestically, he can do even bungee jump.

>>671
I listen to music with easy lyrics to help me.
I learn the song in both languages and it helps a lot for pronunciation.
Some English Hip-Hop is really hard for me..

>>673
thank you for give me the word useful to googling.

>>675
that's so nice of you . I used to listen Beatles'song so very often .
but I don't wanna recall the lyrics of them any more though.
btw hip means oshiri .

>>676
your quiet welcome . It's useful to use Google-pic to know and memorize something .
especially if you are beginner of English learner ,like me .

but I can't* recall
ah.. so many typo . not ochinpo

fag

>>679
nobody pay any attention to this dick head, even though I am

There is internet connection. I am just too busy to write here
or watch a naked Kamenashi Kazuya in some Hakone onsen.

Kamenashi isn't that handsome but NanJaymins like him because he likes baseball very much as well as we do.

Who are these NanJaymins? I knew him first from One Pound Gospel.
When I saw him, I thought, his cat like eyes are the most
beautiful I have ever seen in my entire life. When he laughs they turn
into lines and I get a total cardiac arrest.

>>671
Read novels. That's how I learned English.

>>670
I am struggling to be a very Neet from a very very Neet now.

>>685
What's the exact difference btwn a vert Neet and a very very Neet?

>>686
A very very Neet is qualified to become a very Neet.
A very Neet is qualified to be a normal Neet.
I used to be a very very very Neet before.
It's all in the mind.

Shibasaki Koh looks so cute in the Disney phone CM, although she looks slightly older.
I'd like her to whip my ass.

If you define a Neet as a jobless person, there are lots of reasons from person to person why he/she became a Neet.
So, basically I don't have negative impressions of him/her.
Even in a group of ants, which are seen as hardworking, there are some fooling around at a certain rate.
In short, the existence of them proves how normal their society is.

Neet can also be a temporary situation, for medical and environmental reasons.

>>688
Her voice is so beautiful.
She sings a danceroid song.

Who in the world is made the food a frog and a spider use??

>>683
What is 1 pound gospel? I don't know that drama.
I don't know what ethnicity you belong to but do people think cat like eyes are cool?
NanJaymins are the people who are in NanJ board in 2channel.
They talk about very random things. It's usually about baseball or things that related to it.
but sometimes on that board they also talk about other sports or very random things that don't related to sport as well.

http://kyushu.yomiuri.co.jp/photo/20121229-539828-1-L.jpg

Everyone see you again.

Que sera sera.

http://blog-imgs-52.fc2.com/n/a/n/nanndemomatome2ch/org3785900.jpg

This is a typical Korean.
He can't tell fact from fiction.
Japanese like Monkey.
Monkey is not a bad word.
The worst words for Japanese are "You are like Korean."
What is more, he looks more money than Japanese do.
WHO must save them. They are Kichigai.

×more money
○more monkey

Japanese must stand up to the victory.
Seeing many mornings, I'll surely get it some day.
Over there don't I care if there is nothing.

>>689
Right. The world needs everybody.

in English, ニート means 素晴らしい

Money is a must we live. Do you think so?
If any a different opinion you have,feel free to tell why.

Nothing. Money is the most important things.
If there are persons who says no, they are liar.

Connection to other people is more important than money.
If you were completely isolated in a unpopulated island with tons of money, how could you spend it?

You gave an extreme example.
I won't be isolated there.

>>703
Thank you. I totally agree with you.

>>704
We live in modern days, so your exemplification sort of misdirects, I think.
If we isolated in an inhabited island or something, you would be right.

If I had more money, I could buy a lot of figures and a more stronger jitaku keibi set.

>>705
You have to admit that money is not the very most important.
If you had said "one of the most", I would never have written >>704.

Most important thing is how to earn money as easily as you can.

>>708
Oh. You are right.
However money is more important than the connection.

If you should went to an island that has a rule "You must not make any connection to other people. If you break the rule,
you are killed, If you keep the rule and admit money is more important than the connection.
you can go home," the connection would not be more important than money.
We can make any extreme examples.

>>710
Interesting.
But your example is a sort of threat. It doesn't help this thought experiment.
What I mean is that money is valueable only when there are other people but you.

>>711
Exactly, you are right.
Then, I won't go to the island.
There are a lot of people around me for my life.

>>711
Money is originally based on the people's credit to the nation.
If you go to the U.S, you can't use the currency as Japanese money.
I mean it is nonsense to take your example .

>>712
I totally agree with you.
This is just a thought experiment.
I hope this dressing rain to turn into money.
It is okay even if it's dollar or euro, and so forth.

typo
× dressing
○ depressing

The humidity in my room has been low lately.
My digital hygrometer says below 30%. in this season.
I don't like rain but at the same time, I am happy because it says above 40% now.

I feel ill when it rains.
I'm unbelievably weak to low air pressure.
headache, dizzyness ... oeee (vomitting)

dont splash gero like monja.

Japan = craziest country in the world
And i love it for that wwww

>>717
>>716
my analog hydrometer says it's 50% right now

it's very cold outside and very dry

40% is low yet.
I want more than 50% against the flu.
I envy you.

>>720
everytime i heard about analog, that reminds me of anal-logue

>>722
It must remind you of "anal" as well.

>>723
it can't be denied that . anal is everywhere

>>724
You must be a gay because of your name.

Where might I find a language-study partner? I found a website that seemed to be
more about matchmaking than actual language study; and I'm not looking for a
Japanese girlfriend.

An ideal partner would be someone who reads, or wants to read, novels in English.

I can also help with Icelandic and maybe French.

This is a real and working email address of mine, [email protected] and it is
ok to write to me in Japanese. I just read it very very slowly; and if there's
something I don't understand, I'll ask.

>>726
i need to learn japanese too!

ここで日本語教えてもらえばええやん。

>>726
Thank you for telling me about that site of your address.

>>727
Aren't you Japanese?

>>726
Please access to interpals.net

彼の友達ですが、彼は日本語の勉強をしていてそのパートナーを探しているようです。
もしよかったら友達になってあげてください。

As time goes by quickly, 2012 has only one day. It's today!

As 2012 ends, so does the expiration date on my milk.

>>729
You're welcome.

>>730
Thank you, I have. I'll start contacting people once I have a decent picture for my
profile.

I wanna lick your Penis!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7OGNSUmDiI

P to the N to? the S to the PENIS ♪

I like shemale. Am I gay? Ops, I love futanari too!
Of course, d

Why do such stupid or crazy people appear on this thread?

I don't know who are crazy.

People tend to be open-minded when speaking in a not-fluent language.

I am very sleepy.
I will sleep from now.
I can't watch kouhaku and yukutoshikurutoshi this year.
I can't hear 108 zyoyanokanes,too.

>>735
I wanna kick your Kintama. I said on behalf of him.

I just did to big break flatulent. It was stinking.

Gross! Keep away from us for a while.

Is my message getting through?
Best wishes for 2013, Japanese people will be there in less than an hour .
Thanks for keeping company and translations. Please cheer up.

Cure the knee

Seems like red white sing song show is want accept young.

I bet red team will win.
>>745
happy new year, KameGirl.

Oh,I was wrong.

A happy new year!

>>747
http://translate.google.co.jp/#en/ja/Seems%20like%20red%20white%20sing%20song%20show%20is%20want%20accept%20young.

Oh......my......god(´･ω･`)

　∩　.∩
　.い_cノ　　／￣＞Ｏ
.c/･ ･っ　(ニニﾆ)△△
.（"●" )　.(･ω･`)[‖]
Ｏ┳Ｏﾉ)=[￣てﾉ￣￣]
◎┻し◎　◎――◎=3

May you all have good health and fortune in 2013!

Love, イギリス人

Happy New Year Japan!

happy 2013!

I just feel my wind and shine.
To the sky, rise and ride.
Resonance bright way.
Rise to my feet.
Fly to the sky.
I'm a Dream Riser.
so...Happy New Year.

Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity in the coming New Year.
Love and Peace

akemashite omede tamakin .
happy new year .

Mr.oshiri might be 32〜40 years old.

I have no negajyo today.
Of couruse, I didn't send nengajyo.

happy new year spargay.
we wish you to become a beautiful woman.

>>759
Oh, it's so regret !!
i've got many new-year-cards in this year. these r very precious for me.

Well, i might send u a new-year-card, if u want?

　　　　　　（~ヽ
　　　　　　|ヽJ　　 　 新年
　　　　　　|　（~ヽ　　 あけまして
　　　　　 （~ヽ|ヽJ　　おめでとうだお
　　　　　 |ヽJ |　 |.
　　　　　 |.／⌒ヽ|
⊂二二ミ（　＾ω＾）彡⊃　2013年元旦
　　　　　ﾘミｿﾐｿ彡ﾐ
.　　　　　》====《
　　　　　 ﾉ>ノ
　 三　　レﾚ

>>761
Thank you, but I will be a lone wolf this year.
I am wild.

>>758
What makes you think so?
I bet he is a single.

Im understand engrish only.

>>765
Sorry, your english grammar is wrong, innit?
Why there r two verbs in one sentence?

>>758
I am younger than you expected .
but my anal 's shiwa is like that of 70age granpa.
got it memorized ?

>>767
why ur anal wrinkles look like so old ages one?
please don't use ur anal when u have a sexual intercourse.
it's so comfortable, isn't it?

>>766
Imnt English!
but I too many two verbs.
Shedding Vadka, please.

>>764
I though so by "akemashite omede tamakin," but I was wrong.

>>767
You are so sofistcated person that you know "akemashite omede tamakin."
I can't match you.

Hi. I made myself injured by plunging myself into a grass place at the beginning of the happy new year.

Poor thing.
Take care.

>>753
Happy New Year, Igirisu-jin!

This is a Kaso thread now.
What bothers me is that 2013 has already used 4 days now.
Life is short.

Oh, Kaso. I'm beginner.Can I join this thread?(but I will be modest)

If I can use English, I will import American boots.

I didn't do masterbation, but yesterday,I do only 3times.
I could do 6times at I am teenager.

Are you a hage person?

sorry many wrong words.

>>776
Yes I'm bald since I was 19years old. and now I'm shaved head.
But new hair tonic will be made by doctor 2years after.

>>775
Wonderful, even 3 times a day.
But If you don't wanna go bald, reduce it to less than once a day.

Oh, you've gone already bald.

( oh, I didn't use the past tense for KATEI HOU KAKO )

>>778
Onani must be a road to be a hage person.
You seem to have proved it.
I've been doing onakin since the beginning of December last year.
I will have gotten a grilfriend by Feb. 14.
The "Onakin houkoku thread" says so.

I don't want to use computer. but I don't have anything to do.

>>783
I understand you

>>748 Thanks, happy New Year to you too.

I just watched "Isn't anyone alive" by Gakuryu Ishii. I loved it.
I am looking for his other films. Please let me know if you come
across films like this.

>>773
You miss Igirisu-jin very much, don't you?

People will live alone.
It is no use being eager for like friendship.

I feel so blue. I'll go my office.
my work is easy but boring.

There has been a long holidays to think yourself deeply...

Hey you don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.

I've actually spent the great consecutive holidays with my family. It is the time of the year when I can feel happiness :-)

This year is 2673.
Kouki(皇紀） is more important than Western calendar.

I'm home. I've been tired for make dinner everyday.
I don't want to make today.UDON

>>792
I like Japanese SHINTO as animism.
but,I don't like STATE SHINTO. Emperor is used as pretext of violence in history.
for political authority and money.

was

>>794
×Empero
○Tenno

Shinto is not only being as animism.
Tenno is not only used as that violence,authority and money.
State Shinto occured the world war 2.
The U.S. wanted to war against Japan.
You don't know history.

>>796
I was wrong.

×　State Shinto occured the world war 2.
○　State Shinto didn't occur the world war 2.

I'm very sorry.I have distorted major opinion. I can understand. but I hate japan for some reason.
I'm loser in society. There are many bad customs and way of thinking in japan.
but I'm wrong thinking in this topic.

until modern period, invasion was common sense.
both Japan and U.S. Regardless of human or animal.
sorry

Don't apologize to me.
I hate some parts of Japan, too.

Then, I want only to write my poor English here.

>>798
You're waking up, have you ever considered trying psychedelic mushrooms?

金田芳朋被告（４５）
http://onair-blog.jp/pepsicoara/upload/4fcaec2b81541.jpeg

（かねだ よしとも、Yoshitomo Kaneda、1968年2月6日 - ）
アメリカ合衆国の日本人俳優、声優、スタントマン、及びダンサー。
旧芸名「アキラ・カネダ（Akira Kaneda）」。兵庫県西宮市出身。
武道は空手道（松濤館流三段、他全4流派を習得）・柔術・剣道・テコンドーを習得している。
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　~~~~~~~~~~

He is not a Japanese.
Even if he were a Japanese, he would have been a Korean.
But American may think he is a japanese and that a Japanese raped a 16-year old American girl.
I hate Korean.
They always rape all over the world.
They export prostitutes all over the world.

>>802
Americans don't particularly care about the ethnicity of criminals

My electricity bill is so high in winter.
I want a Kotatsu.

I couldn't sleep....
But even so, I recognise I get well the sleeplessness....

It's so cold. I can wake up early,but can't out from my bed.

My air conditonar swtich is always near my bed.

I'm tired from work.My current boss is babyboomer.

Babyboomers are worthless.

Oh no... I've forgoten washing my clothes before go work.

I want you m9.

May this thread become more popular this year!
This used to be a kind of 日本語で言うならマニアック thread with family atmosphere, right?

Right after I read your post, I remembered I came across this video in Youtube.

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIjoMCKpj40

I forgot to add an anchor to >>802

Stream of sound is the best.

>>813
What a good comment section.
A lot of foolish anti-Japanese gaijin say a lot of foolish things.
Those who can't recogineze the true history about Japan or between Japan and Korea are all liars.
I want to learn more words so as to be able to express my feelings to Korean.
This comment section is really invaluable.

>>816
I'd like to ask you something.
What's your other interests but about the true histry?

>>817
I am interested in some exercises to make my body flexible.
When I bend forward, I can't touch my toes.

>>818
I'm relieved to hear that. I thought you were merely a true history Otaku.

Hi I'm home. political topic is trouble stem.

>>819
I don't know the air that emerges from the wirting in my poor English.
Because I can't speak English.
What I am doing is English compositon.
I am a normal man.
Then, I am called netouyo by anti-Japanese people and baikokudo.

STOP IT FUCKING LOSER

Please don't bully.

>>807
I usually use a kerosene heater in my room.

>>824
I'm other person
There is no gas tap in my room. but I can't use air-conditioner because
this old one takes more electrisity-charges than new type.
I always wear flight jacket "N-3B".

well, I will study English by DUO3.0. bye.

Please employ me!

Company of the Neet, by the Neet, for the Neet shall be established on the Earth.

what do I do for me

I want to have plastic surgery ope.
I have been operated easy surgery. but now, I can't open my eyes.
It is since I was born.

easy surgery use thread.
but I will be cut my eyelid on next formal surgery.
I'm afraid.

I hope you will get over it.

why dont you ope your houhi AKA chinkono kawa?

Houkei protect the hontai of chinko from someting.

>>834
It's a nonsense idea unless you are naked.

>>835
I don't think so. I'm a Martian（kasei jin, 仮性人）.

I do kendo.
When I wear a dougi and a hakama, I don't wear a underwear.
Dougi and Hakama have very rough surface, so the skin protect my son from serious damage.
(correctly speaking, the skin is a part of my son. in fact, he can take care of himself. He is my pride.)

after reading your message . i even wanna be houhi itself .

Is it normal to wear T-shirt in winter? I want to be a stronger.

>>838
Ｉ put on longTshirt( thermal Tshirt) under knit sweater.

He wears only a T-shirt in winter, aren't you?

Hi,I'm home from part-time work.
Today's dinner is beaf stew. I won't do sport and study in today's mood.

I have made it, but I'm ful becauseI ate in halfway

I thought you would eat retort or eat out.
You cooked for yourself. It is very good.

where is my happiness

anywhere you make

broke by myself

I couldn't fun dinner.I almost throw up

>>760

thank you!

>>836
To be proud of it more, how about making a jewel case from the surplus of the skin?

How about wrapping up your two pieces of Jewel!

>>850
Do you mean two Kintama? It's a sort of 過保護, I would say.

>>786
Of course I do.

You guys may be learning terrible English here.
It's no use.

Anybody want my little cock in your foreign ass?

Is your dick long enough to fuck your own ass?

>>853
You forget this is 2ch, where terrible conversation is very common.
Are you a novice of 2ch?

Do we also try to study English this year?

Bye Bye Bye
Winter white is out soon
Just be sure you are loved
Alone as is

This year is the year in which I have to try to eat dolphin in Taiji.
I'm looking forward to it.

>>859
are u crazy?

>>860
are you OK?

Hello! Hello!

Spring is already coming?

I've never been come spring in my life.........(´；ω；｀)

Im struggling with my graduation report of my univ. I have to hand in them in two days. Bullshit.

>>865
You don't need to hurry on the report. You live so long. Don't feel pressured
at such things. Take it easy.

Testing. Good evening.

WHITE are kill many whales for fuel oil.

are ×

>>868
They can't do logical thinking.
Japanese are one of the most logical people on the earth.
It doesn't matter whether or not to be able to speak English .
If we ask them some historical questions, they cannot reply.
Of courese, historical questions might be mere knowledge questions.
However, if we ask them the same questions after we show them fact data, they can't reply.
We can tell fact from fiction.
People all over the world should read "Bakanokabe."

This is NETOUYO

I'm tired recently.I have couldn't study English.
yesterday, I watch old classmate who is I love in dream. I'm tired.

[ who I love] OK?
I think I need education by teacher, am I?
I don't understand my English is correct.
Or, we shouldn't worry about our English, and we progress day by day?
Is After one backing in this thread?

Will my poor English grow corrective?

Some people say "NETOUYO" when they lose an argument in 2ch.
I don't like that kind of relativists. ( I don't say 871 is so.)
I put an emphasis on the diversity in individual value.
However some foolsih people use it when they lose an argument.

"Which do you like better, apples or oranges?" is a kind of "the diversity in individual value."
but "1＋１＝？" is not.
History is not a fiction, especially the history of nearer the modern times.

I'll go mental clinic and workwear-shop.
It's so cold everyday I need warmy outer wear.

>>874
Sorry,I think that this topic is unsuitable.

This thread is free.
If it isn't so, the attention should be writtne at >>1.

As you know the rulling party of Japan has changed following general
election end of the last year.
Under the new prime mister and his cabinet, japanese yen has been weakning
further, and stock price has been surging. I hope Japan's economy
would be recovered in a couple of years.

Masugomi will continue to interfere with Abe-san.
Masugomi doesn't matter whether Japan's economy will be recovered or not.
If the economy is recovered, the ad income will increase.
If it should not be recovered, the democratic Party of Japan would get back.
I hope voters are wise in the next election of the House of Councilors.

>>879
I think mass media has been favarable attitude to Liberal Democratic Party so far.
Because LDP had been acquired high approval rate over the opinion poll survey conducted
by media, which lead them to landslide victory in December.

The most independent voters (so called mutohaso) and mass media concerns
about Abe's right wing remarks. He concealed his conservative
policy well and rather put forward his economic measure.
As a result he succeeded in making the economic recovery the main issue of election.

If he wins the upper house of election this year, his policy would be turned to
be more conservative.
Then media would start to criticize in earnest.

>>877
Yes, that is correct, however this topic causes problems far too often
it'd be a shame to lose the thread to such an argument

>>880
Do you really believe the prime minister, came back with a mental illness history?

hello
I am english noob
my dest regards!

>>873
If you use your knowledge, then yes. Do you read books in English or watch movies
with or without subtitles?

>>884
You mean "best" regards right?

I also confused ム&マ too; and now I remember that ム is shaped like u is "mu" -
which helps. I wish you luck in you finding a mnemonic that works.

>>883
I don't know whether he recovered fully from his illness or not.
If he has severe health concern even now, he should step down right away.

>>886
He reminds me of drunk Shouichi Nakagawa in the cabinet.
Abe must be on some medication.
He's face is getting worse every time I see him.

>>887
Um... he looks tired a little bit.
PM is tough position as you know. i hope he won't get worse his health anymore.
because now Japan is on crucial phase politically and economically.

Hi morning.I have nothing to do.
I have no future. I "can't'" have will and desire.
I depend internet , but do nothing in internet

in my childhood, I love handicraft, nature science ,and geographi

>>889
good morning. Are you student?
Is there nothing to interested in at all?

>>890
Did you do LEGO?

haha,
I did masterbation so it's still moning.
Don't know why, my worried thinking vanish.but my positive desire and too.
Ok, I'll go to library.I search old korea(koukuri shinra) and china (gen).
And read business magazine

I mean LEGO = Physicist.
My old friend said so
Don't you think so

>>894
Physics. Sorry
>>893
Have a nice day,
I like business magazine too

>>882
It doesn't matter.
The various topics of this thread will flow at the same time.
>> is for this.

My cat futon peeing

My cat want to boy frend.

Hi,coming home.
I'm hurry recently.but I will slowly today.
I won't use PC as I can, Today's dinner is HOURENSOU TO TORINIKU NO SITYUU dayo.
but I use PC now. I'm idiot.
What shall I do? My desire is dead. I want to do nothing, but Freedam driving me crazy.

>>899
crazy!

I read teacher's violence in 2ch.
I was acted of violence by father. My body tremble ,and my hate is rised to father.
I want to broke his new TV and kill him.
I didn't want to see everything. I don't want to thinking. I'll be broken

There are many Dokuoyas in Japan.

>>899
Damn stew

>>902
Asian parents are normally anger.

Japanese medical doctor don't know about the psychological child abuse.
Because they are only a drug seller.

>>905
Yes. this is true.
Psychology is Arts course. Student ( who will beDoctor) does't study Phychology in Science course.
It's baddest problem.

I've got theater tickets!!
What movie should we watch?

>>906
Students who graduate from Phychology can't be a doctor.
They can be phychologist if they get licence but not doctor.

I used to take more than 20 tablets of psychotropic medicines a day.
Since stopping taking them, I had experienced terrible mania for 2 years.
Not only do Psychologic drugs take effect, they also hurt you.

Hey, this is other topic.
That POLICE ENZAI VIRUS was delivered this ITA
I haven't know.... POLICE=MAFIA

>>909
20 in a day? That's...sad, but
Drugs/medicines hurt them,
Tobacco hurt them,
Alcohol hurt them,
And we don't know when we will die.

>>911
Yes. My psychiatric doctor prescribed 11 kinds of drugs.
I didn't know how abnormal prescription it was at that time.
She was a drug sellers, not a doctor.

>>911
The problem is not just when we will die.
They make quality of our lives much lower if you take them too much.
So are salt, suger, coke, potato chips and so forth.
I wanna live a long and balanced life.

Doctors won't do congnitive remediation( or psychological therapy?).
Almost every patient will be addicted to medicine.
Doctors say that we will gradually decreace the amount of medicine.
But that is not the problem.

Some kind of trauma and the failure of defence mechanism are at the unconscious mind.
Medicine may provide a temporary effect.
However, if doctors don't do the psychological therapy for each patient at the same time,
the bad uncounscious mind each patient has will attack against himself.

I think most Japanese psychiatrist are a criminal.
That may be because of the health-care system in Japan...

× the bad uncounscious mind each patient has will attack against himself.

○ the bad uncounscious mind each patient has will continue to attack against himself as before seeing a doctor.

SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US

>>916
Of course

fack you fack you fack you

>>914
Once I read interview of Ryu Murakami which he told that
he was in depression almost a year after winnning Naoki award.
Then his wife told him to have enough food and sound sleep everyday,
and he gradually recovered.
He said it was a simple but most effective solution.

Perhaps that's why he looks round.

coming home from swimming pool,
It make me good a little.

>>919
I want that kind of wife.

>>921
In order to do that, you should put butter on the clitoris of your sweerheart.

>>922
I don't see your point.
I do I have to seach my heart for it?

>>923
I'm sorry for just kidding.
The novel of Ryu Murakami that won Akutagawa award was initially titled as "put butter on the clitoris".
He renamed it "almost transparent blue".

>>924
Oh, I'm so ignorance.
I have never read his novels.

too lewd

Barely lewd enough.

sokohakatonaku lewd

HELLO!I'M POSTING ON THIS THREAD FOR THE FIRST TIME.

HEY, HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE GAIJIN GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS?

Unlock CAPS

I am a Japanese.
I want to marry Japanese.
I think sometimes why I learn English.

I want life to be more just and rewarding this year.

>>933
What do you do?
studying, searching the job or something?

I am a silent terrorist.

Me, too.
I don't want high class salary men to be enriched by buing their products.

buing　→ buying

>>917
I know.

I am a researcher in hi-tech.

lotion.
a substance such as oil that is put on things that rub together ,making them move more smoothly.

>>939
I know your vanity makes you say so.
In fact, you are a homeless living under the bridge of the Themes river.

hu, I ate sashimi lunch, but I think it was bad part.

For the time being, I have to eat rice cakes as a main dish every day because my parents
sent me a lot of them.
I'm grateful to them for their kindness, but to be honest, I've been sick and tired of them.

I've been to see father and grand mother.

>>941 Do you feel happier when you put down others?

>>945
Oh, please get me wrong!
It's a sort of my expression of love for her.
You know, in my childhood, boys would often flip up the skirt of a girl whom they liked.

>>946 That is not love. You just get your energy from other people's
distress.

>>939
Mind if I ask your study field?

>>948 Homeless Studies.

If I get 950, I will go to a nearby Hello Work today.

Oh, today is a holiday. I can't do it.
I have been waiting for the 950 on next thread.
Good night!

Australian foreign minister said that KOUNO's discourse should be observed.
KOUNO's discourse says that Japan forced Korean women work as prostitutes.
Of courese, there was no conceivable evidence for it.

Ausutralia should become wise.
Those who can't tell fact from fiction are very ugly.
Do Australian think Japanese are liars?
Don't you know the nature that Korean are a psychopathic liar.

I think anti-Japan feeling holders are all baka, aho manuke, kuzu and kichigai.

Do Ms Itano of AKB48 has plastic surgery?

I think probably so.
However she visit the Yasukuni shrine, so I think better of her.

英会話が上達したい人「ＡＬＩＣＥの英語の部屋」に
集まれ！！！
http://www.happymate4u.com/mysite1/colum_english.html

I don't like "Sutema."

Do you know a song titled "Jupiter"?
It was sung by Hirahara Ayaka a decade ago and made a big hit.
The lyrics goes," Every day I listen to my heart. I can feel I'm not alone.
We are all connected in inner world." ( Sorry for my poor translation of the original Japanese lyrics!)

Ah, I've forgot what I wanted to say....
In short, it can be said that your distress is , in a sense, my distress at the same time.

>>950
Do you mean 950 of TOEIC score?

>>959
To do so is impossible.
I will get >>950 on the next thread.

You shouldn't own up other people's distress as you would end up
drowning yourself in extreme grief. Instead, try not to cause
distress in other people. That should suffice.

Ｔｈａｔ’ｓ not true.

>>949
Are you pulling my leg? What's hi-tech about homeless?

No worries!
In Buddhism, there is a saying,"一切衆生悉有仏性”
With my English ability, it is very though for me to translate the Japanese proverb into English.
But if you let me, I'll put it this way; " Everyone has a god in him/her."

Descartes, the father of mordern philosophy, said, " I think. therfore. I am."
Actually, you will realize that the existence called "I" is nowhere to be found if you try to
look for it.
In Buddhism, the fact mentioned above is called 諸法無我

If you analyze the existence called "I", you will see you can divide it into two categories.

to be continued later...

>>961
I thought you were getting used to 2ch...still you are too serious about what other people say.

42 years old kimiko date-krumm beat 13th seeds nadia petrova by 6-2,6-0.
it's just amazing.. not enough to a lot of our praise. its just beyond reproach.

On January 13, the Financial Times reported that Japan needs more imaginative policies on immigration
and to keep more women in the workforce are needed.

The immigration policy is a bone of contention.
The male and female equality is not related to the women's participation in society.
None of your business.

oh fap fap fap

>>963 I was trying to be sarcastic.
>>965 What makes you think I them seriously?
>>967 Who needs equality when we women live longer haha. Men are
desperate to show off their so-called "superiority" in their short
and miserable lives.

>>969
it's good to know you are being such a woman as usual.

dream come true

halogen-type-lights will good,must more enough energy,ocean-wind-erectro-generarter-float-chain to california,i care sicks after can work support.

Meet the Martha Stewart of Marijuana: http://youtu.be/5O9YoT7fVPU

BeverlyHillsCannabisclub

LA hollywood 24/7radio KDAY 93.5 http://tun.in/serBS

CNN International | USA Live TV http://shar.es/4k3vV

united nations,medical share is front of country law

PTA

vegeness

floot-wind-erectro-generater-chain at ocean,rescue ice ground animal grow plants water down make oxygen to space swim

old time,,two jelly-fish goed to light,sexing to now,thats eye.

>>969
I smelled the same odor as Tajima Yoko's from you.

>>966
That's great but I personally think athletes who are not in thier prime anymore
should retire. Along the same line, Miura Kazu should quit now. He is just a panda who
can rake money for his club but he's not on professional level anymore. He's Giant Baba
in succer. In case of Date, maybe she gave up having a kid so she came back.

>>969
The FT and femifascists need.
If a woman said such a thing to me in real life,
I would say that women are "birth-giving machines."

>>972 do you smell female MPs as a hobby?
>>974 Of course they are birth-giving machines. You wouldn't be alive
if your mother did not give birth to you. Did you think a crane brought
you to your parents?

>>969
We Japanese men don't worry about that.
The world longest living man is Japanese. Do you know that?

>>976 Why do you take it so seriously? This is 2ch after all, I am pulling
the shorts of little boys I fancy, that's all.

>>975
It is because I would say it that it makes most femifascists feel uncomfortable.
I say bad words only for defenses.

You can relax, you don't need to be defensive because I am not
attacking you.

but attacking men in the world.

No no no I am just teasing you guys, why you are so anxious, chill man.

>>979
Of course, I said on hypothetical situations.
My enemy is the FT.

I'm sorry.
I have made new threads of here a few times, but I am regulated now.
I can't do it.

I read FT regularly. Facts are facts for me. Remarks like the one that
angered you, I put in a mental trash can. I understand what you mean,
media can be so patronising. (It is as if there is only one way to
exist). The rest of the world cannot comprehend Japanese way of things.
I am aware of that to a certain extent.

Ah so it is the end of this thread forever then. I will miss you naughty
boys. Thanks for your hard work.

All things must come to an end.
Sunrise, sunset.
So it goes.

Japanese media are also my enemy.
I have a lot of enemies.
I am happy when I find enemies.
I can keep myself free from feeling myself worthless thanks to enemies.

>>985
You are the queen of this thread after all.

who is the oshiriest which has a cute ball shaped hip here.

which has?

The oshiri of oshiriests or the oshirists themselves are machines?

>>973
no. you should't regard Kimiko and Kazu as the same line.
Kimiko is still fightning the front line of pro-tennis. yet Kazu is not.
Kimiko's truimphs are highly reported abroad like Washington Post, AP, BBC. so why dont you proud of her existence ?

そろそろ次スレを…

I can't understand why you are proud of Date.
She is neither you or your family.
Her performance is really astonishing, and I feel like applauding as much as I can.
But why do you feel proud?
Is it because she is Japanese as we are?
I cannot understand that feeling.

the feeling is a must for japanese. if there are good ppl.
we should proud of them. and vice verse , there are bad ppl.
we might say "what a shame " .

that is why japanese behavor is always good .
this common sense is needed for making us higher.you know what i mean.

Cloud overwhelms me.

When will this raining halt?

I try to leave from PC but I can'T.I'mtired and have nothing todo but Icant

I leave this thread.

Everyone hates Netouyo.

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