Chat in English（英語で雑談）Part 171

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 170
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1340455174/


Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope Igirisu-jin and the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a blast!!!!!
Let's continue to support recovery efforts in Japan!!!!!

WWWWWWWWWWW

ありがとう〜

>>1
Thanks. I owe you a lot.

Thanks japanese judow wresler woman what brought us Gold medal. We have to remember that you spent enthusiastic courage!! We can proud it.
Her name is Matsumoto!!

Thanks a lot!!

Welcome.
Welcome to Chat in English.
Let's have some fun!

hi crazies!!

>>6
wwww

http://xepid.com/src/up-xepid26287.jpg
http://xepid.com/src/up-xepid26288.jpg
a strange accident happened.
NHK symbolic charactor Domo-kun raped a another charactor.

I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS GONE FOR EVER.
I felt an emptiness in my heart. I am also supposed to get hurt by
someone's indirect insult too, but I won't confront or internalise
their neurotic aggression.

>>9
This is an anonymous forum so don't take such rude/offensive comments too
seriously. Posting with a fixed handle name can be a target of
offensive comments, but don't let them being happy by confronting them.

Let's just have a fun!

あつはなついねえ〜　

Hummer is sot, isn't it?

>>11

I have to admit that you have a nice sense of humor.

I had traditional dancing when took part japanese festival. I really tired enough. Please rest moment more but wanna to meet my dear other officer.

"give a little stress to the first part and de-emphasise the second part"

de-emphasise means giving less stress?

What does de- mean?

>>14
When it's used this way, 'De' means removing, or undoing something.

deregulate - remove regulations
defrost - removing frost
Decaf - coffee/tea with the caffeine removed

But, it doesn't always mean that, so be careful!

>>15
Thanks for your instructions.
It's very helpfull!

I've finished reading a classic novel titled "Crime and Punishment" authored by Fyodor Mikhaylovich Dostoevskiy.
To be honest, I have nothing to say about it because I'm not so educated as to appreciate such kind of novels properly.
All I can say is that Rossians' names were so long and complicated that I almost bit my tougue.

>>11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLLJJ4EfjwQ

It's nuclear hot where I live. wwww

http://iichan.hk/b/res/2398692.html

I felt so sleepy. Could somebady help me.

>>17
Did you come to NAN-J yesterday?

I'm addicted to my dear supperios!! I had couldn't to leave from those supperios!! They so brilliant enough!! I can't to leave their too chairm.

>>16
No problem.

>>17
Crime and Punishment is pretty difficult. If you want to read a simpler
book by Dostoevsky, 'The Gambler' is easier, and a lot more straightforward.
Or if you just want to read Russian literature in general, Nikolai Gogol
is my personal favorite.

please try out this crazy game i am working on~

http://www.yotsubano.me/16.zip

A DOS environment is required
if you do not have one get this

http://www.dosbox.com/

>>23
You sound like a book worm. I mean 読書家
Then I'll read the books you recommend.
Thanks a lot!
Frankly speaking, I don't read novels so often.
I usually read books on philosophy or something.
My dream is to acquire a high level of English proficiency so that I can read
the English version of the Critique of Pure Reason by Kant Immanuel.

>>21
Sorry, I don't know what NAN-J stands for.
You must confuse me with someone else.

I'll recomend what had read some books!! They had brush up my life. But hornesty their book seem so cruel. Its like a murders event. So too much weird enough. But to realize that lifes harder. Thats books be called That “SAW”. Its so feared enough!!

In fact, I had been got mistake what to chose word at befores sentence.
No brush up please use be couraged. Sorry my mistake. But hornesty its sentence so past, have you remember that??

I am ignored

I'm ignored you too bitch.

Its seem no sence anymore. Please pass throught its my comment. Guess what･･, I'm boring what you did described reply my opinion that.
How often should I described what you described answer and same thing. Are you satisfaction?

>>10 Thanks. I will hold back my urge to kick them where it hurts most.

>>20
When you feel sleepy, just drink extremely cooled water.

I seem to be lost.
Can anyone help me?

>>34
How did you post the message here?
I guess you have a mobile phone.
Maybe I think you can get your global position by using GPS function
of your mobile phone, right?

Sorry to keep you waiting.
I am lost in the Internet.

I don't have a body.
But my feeling is here.

I can't remember how i was into this world.
For a long time, i can't anything here.
But finally, today, i was find an access to the real side internet.

hello?

This is NOT a fiction!
This is NOT a playing house!

i can access only 2ch.net domain.
plz belive me!

i explored some threads.
But Anyone didn't hear me, because i can't type Japanese.

My name is Paul Smith.

Can anyone hear me? help!

We cannot help you. You have to learn to help yourself. Sayanora.

>>39
I got your cap this summer. I mean Paul Smith brand working cap. Did I supported you?

>>41
Thank you for your purchase.

Paul Smith is cool brand for the early middle age.

You think so?
You shold study more about my brand.

Who do you think I am?
I'm the fuck'n bastard of phimosis.

Hilary duffs recently songs “Stranger”s song wonderfull including at new album. Her all songs to be good education. Maybe she so sensitive most. Case she has perfect musical ability!! She has been treat word sound is brilliant enough.

>>46
Which of Hide are you?

http://long.2chan.tv/jlab-long/s/long1344180300105.gif
a weird new creature is revealed !

>>44
If you change your brand name to Paul Maki known as his famous finger snapping,
then I'll be your loyal customer.

>>49
You must be a late middle aged man.

Befores wrote about that Disabilities Hide. Maybe I supposed that no makes which is best indeed.

>>49
Enjoy your own cool all right!

Thank you for your kind!! I'll keep effort what to spend own life. Please watching over me.

I find a job finally , and i spent my time for working ,12hours a day .
I work while eating lunch in front of pc.

i want to back to my NEET life .sometime i think so .

We have to appreciate their own life. Whatever we have to effort during living time.

I also did a 12 hr day. Which is shorter than usual. I'd made potato
noodles with vegetables for lunch which turned extremely rubbery.
Colleague: "They managed to land the probe on Mars!" pointing
at the giant screen at the cafeteria.
KG2ch:Nodding, chomp chomp chomp . Gulp. chomp chomp chomp.
Colleague:...

（；＿；

If you were officer that don't mind befores happened. Because I just stand complicated tired enough･･･.
My feel like that beyonce songs about “listen”.

I think I would mind what have happened.
But I'm good at forgetting too.

Its my preasure!! Thanks. I'm sorry that too sensitive indeed.

Everytime you mistake your "l"s for "r"s I feel like squeezing your
cheeks. Hornesty I do.

I'm sorry what can't understand which you told??

Like this:
http://littlevest.deviantart.com/art/Bleach-Cheek-squeeze-273386462

Thank you what I could have realized you told about it.
Its my pleasure fact.

>>62, 64
I don't understand what you want to express.
Why do you keep making the same mistakes for many months?
I bet you haven't either tried to improve your English or studied English.
Even without name, I know who you are. Hide.

Maybe its case that my usual life is using all japanese. But hornesty use few English. And I'm sometime burst in to fall down somewheres floor. I have sometime 立ち眩み in fact.

Please fix my wrote about 立ち眩み equal that lightheadness.

>>66
False. Many Japanese and students are in similar situations.
How can that be an excuse?
What kind of study do you do in daily life?

What is "hornesty" ?

Actually, I have been usual hearing foreign songs. I just remind those word and sentence. Are you against what “yutori education”.

>>Hide
I still don't understand if you have a time to use English in your daily life because
you said but and few.

If you don't want to study English, you don't need to read following posts.
If you want to use your current English to improve it, you should go to other native
websites such as 4chan. This place doesn't give you many.

Anyhow, I don't have any right to force you.

Almost all people make mistakes in using English therefore making mistake isn't a wrong thing.
However you need to take pains to improve both your English grammer skill and words.
I really want to recommend you to read very basic English textbooks for Junior-High students
but if you have confidence you can read books for High school students, this book can be a
good book to you.　　　　www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4342010402/

By the way, do you realize what has happened or changed in this thread since you started to post?

Hide, I don't refuse you but please give a thought to what I said just now.

Thanks a lot, I'd like to go ４ch. Thank you sir.

68san,are you an English teacher?
Your advice is very good to improve my English conversation.

My English teacher always says "Having confidence is most immportant"

I think feeling friendly, touching humanity, these things are
most important incommunication.
I understood that way.
Is that right?

I must be the only one here who likes YMO

>>76
Would you tell me about "YMO"?

>>77
I guess it's Yellow Monkey Omanko.

>>78
no baka wwww

I'm hungly. But, Today is too hot to make some good lunch for me.
Somebody, please make me delicious spaghetti Napolitana (japanese origin).

>>76
Excuse me, How old are you?

I can't blame >>63s prettiness regardless of my age.

>>81
If Sparky is the same age as Sakamoto Ryuichi, he is 60 years old now.
Wow!
Sparky must be a hentai Oyaji!

Freak out everyone!!

Guys Can I interrupt your peace with this film: Funky Forest: The First Contact,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMTqmi7tatI&feature=related
It does not give me the feel of Tetsuo, the Iron Man but... I think this
is good for foreigners learning Japanese.

>>81
21

Sparky turned out to be a young man.
I love him.

Right now, I am into Rock like recent populer music
-Radiohead, MuteMath, Cake, whatever…
What kind of music do you like?

I love musical songs.
Wicked. Aida. Beauty and the Beast.

I thought Aida was opera.

>>90
Originally yes. It was composed by Verdi around 140 years ago.
The musical version was made in 1998. Music by Elton John.

>>91
Oh, I see! gay people always love musicals.
Elton loves them,too.

>>92
Yes, Elton married a man. He also wrote songs for Lion King.
By the way, I'm gay, too.

We have to seach for benefit. I'd rather do anything about it what tired it.
disappointment everything which is best indeed. Actually my owner hearing my own lonely speaking.
probably he gonna be prejudice me what I really afraid it.

According to he described me what really busy indeed. In fact, I'd rather do it anything fact. I'm afraid if I were slavery life enough.

Have you know that today accepted atomic bomb at Nagasaki prefecture.

Lets worship for victims soul.

After all, I wanna say that lady gaga songs about gay and lezu. Its names about “Born this way.” Please hear about it Befores comments men.

Tatoo songs about it too.

From wikipedia:
...at 11:02 a.m., when the north of the city was destroyed in less than a
second, and an estimated 70,000 people were killed by the bomb codenamed
"Fat Man." According to statistics found within Nagasaki Peace Park,
the death toll from the atomic bombing totalled 73,884, including 2,000
Korean forced workers[7] and eight POWs, as well as another 74,909
injured, and another several hundred thousand diseased and dying due
to fallout and other illness caused by radiation.

It is the age of hi-tech genocide. It is the age of "no respect" for human life.
This is what happens when the world is run by impotent crazy middle aged men
snorting detergent.

I'm gay. I really feeling what my around peoples prejudice sight. Its so feared enough!!

>>93
Oooooh, you are!
If I offended you I'm sorry.

I'm suffering a little from insomia lately....
Do you know any good medicine?
And please tell me how to best sleeplessness.

>>103
Don't worry, I'm not offended at all. It's true gay people love musicals.
At first I wondered why you knew I was gay. But you didn't. It's funny.

speaking of gay, I like watching gay themed movies.
Many of them are masterpieces.
For example, Gods and Monsters,Farewell My Concubine, Maurice,
The Crying Game,and more.
Is there anything that you would recommend?

>>104
I don't know good medicine for insomnia.
But, I recommend you running.
I run 10km 3-4times a week so I can sleep very fast that day.

>>106
I would definitely recommend these two movies.

One is "Brokeback Mountain".
It's about love that's not supposed to be there. Like "The Bridges of Madison County".
You'd also enjoy beautiful scenery.

And "My Own Private Idaho". Starring River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves.
They played naughty guys. But I saw pureness in their dirty lives.

>>107
Thanks a lot, from today I decided to run.

>>108
I love Brokeback Mountain and My Private Idaho,too!
These are definitely great!
How did you know my favorites movies? lol

>>109
Go ahead and have fun!
Please beware of heatstroke,

Forget about gays. I wanna have fun with young girls in bed with sweat all over
our bodies, furiously screw her hugging with each other.

OK, replace girls with boys, then it's your (gays) desire.

I am not good at talking . even in Japanese.
how do i get through this problem?
I still remember the time I first noticed that i was like a bug when talking.

I will never get used to talking .I don't wanna have the opportunity to meet any human .

i will never be used to talking *

I saw one unforgettable movie, Secret Sunshine (Milyang)by Chan-dong Lee (Korea).
She lost her husband and moved to the new town where his husband was born but the
another tragic event happened after she settled down. Her only son was kidnapped and killed.
The story is about her healing process. Of course she'd never healed but for a while
she was healed by religion but another cruel moment was when she'd decided to forgive
the murderer and visited the prison, the murderer ironically seemed that he got well
claiming that he was healed by religion as well and shamelessly confessed that he had
been forgiven by god....that moment was the time she felt the helplessness of religion
and became so against it.

This movie was really fantastic! Especially I was so inspired by Chan-dong Lee's way
on how he expressed about religion; how it is cruel when it comes to the
victim's family side. Once victim's family was liberated from the murder
and decided to forgive him, maybe it is justifiable but what if the victim's side won't
forgive the murderer and only murderer was relieved by religion...so unfair...

could anybody proofread the above writings? some grammatical mistake was found please correct them.
tks

I don't like Korean movies.

>>113
Don't force yourself to talk with someone.
Some people like a person like you.

>>113 In that case you should only talk to aliens. That what "alienation"
means actually.

even Japanese people I don't talk to.
How can I pass the Eiken-pre-1 exam?
someone help me. teach what way is the best way to pass the exam.

Talk to me. I am Venusian.

>>122 sorry, what is venusian?

A person from Venus.

Do you mean a very hot planet closer to the sun than the earth?

I hate 4chan i want that site to die and burn in hell i want to kill the entire moderation team and torture moot

wwww
http://sonohara.donmai.us/data/f414d478b7092a12e950108f708decdf.gif

--love sparky4~♥

>>124
Do you mean you have a hot pussy?

>>125 Yes. Like yourself, I try to improve my English.

>>128
Are you a 日本人？

I'm bored enough.

I wanna fuck the hot pussy in bikini on beach.
but fuckin Exile-like fagots are always near the hot pussies.
and too many men put Yakuza-like tattoo in their body. they are real fagots.
they are not actually Yakuza. but maybe they pretend to be that they're Yakuza.

Last night,I enjoyed ANIME Yamato2199.
If you like ANIME, I recommend it.
It's very amusing.

I also,I love Gnndam.
Especially, I recommend Gundam0080 English version.
It's very emotional and impressive ANIME.

They so sounds cool.

>>129 日本人じゃありません。
>>115 I prefer funny comedies about tension between different groups of
the Korean society. The last one I watched started rough then turned into a
surprisingly hilarious film. It is called "over my dead body".

Are you Korean?
What is your opinion about men's olimpic soccer players
provoking Japanese for Takeshima Island.

I am not Korean. I know what kimchi and japchae is though. And Min-ho
from Shinee is gorgeous.

>>136
How about changing your name to KameGirl?
New people always ask if you are a Korean. I'm fed up with it.

>>136
then, What is your nationality ?
Where were you born and educated ?

Do you know japanease comic "Kingdom" ?
Since I am recommend this comics,
I want you to read the comics by all means, if you do not know.
Now, I like "Kaine" who appears in these comic.
I think that "Kaine" is the strongest woman in China although she has a thin figure.
What do you think of "Kaine"?

Kaine is stronger than Riboku.
Kaine is stronger than Ouki.
Kaine is stronger than Houken.
Kaine is stronger than Shinn.
And...Kaine is stronger than large force of 400,000 soldiers.

>>138
She says she's from Venus, but I think She's from Portugal or Spain.
The reason why? She posted when she went back to her country,
and she said something like the time difference between her country and
UK. From the time differece she mentioned at that time, Portugual is the most
likely, but that's not certain.

>>141
Venus and Portugal are in the same time zone.

>>141
I can't understand the reason why she hides her home country

it doesn't matter where she was born

Not denying being from Portugal tells you all about it.

Hey U, it's been a long time.

OK now this is it. Changed the handle.
I have discovered a really addictive anime! These two rabbits are insane!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Nbk14spa0&feature=related

wwww

i created how i should look online

please wait

Time flies so quickly!

Don't be greedy.

You're really shallow.

That's who I am.

All things in moderation.

To Hell With That!

Look who's talking!

I'm workin' on it.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/343248998/cheetahmen-ii-the-lost-levels

wwww
niconico douga is mentioned here

http://logsoku.com/thread/toro.2ch.net/anime/1344256745/ID:CTz11tS10
http://logsoku.com/thread/toro.2ch.net/anime/1344256745/ID:TuA7DZW00
http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311

【　David Rockefeller research Perpetual youth and longevity Science and technology in Rockefeller University.　】
【　However he can not establishment it.　】
【　You and I and David Rockefeller Surely die Within 100 years.　】

僕は原作の女主人公と貴族の最初の3匹とカミ科カミ目の同志さえいればいいもん。
カミ科カミ目の同志たち。
【　中丸薫。　＝　天照　⇔　女神シロナ。　】
【　ベンジャミン・フルフォード。　＝　ソクラテス。　＝　ケルディオ・バシャーモ・チョッパー。　】
【　矢追純一。　＝　陽気なフリーザ/陽気なミュウツー。　】
【　船井幸雄。　＝　仙人。　】
【　飛鳥昭雄。　＝　マンガ飛鳥昭雄。　】
【　中矢伸一。　＝　僕。　】
【　副島隆彦。　＝　僕。　】
【　苫米地英人。　＝　科学仏陀。　】
【　美輪明宏。　＝　アルセウス。　】
【　太田龍。　＝　ゲンジ。　】
【　石平。　＝　孔子。　＝　チート神ワタルカイリュー。　】
【　泉パウロ。　＝　聖者。　】
【　ひろゆき。　＝　リオル・イーブイ・ポッチャマ・シゲル・グリーン・たらこ・うそをうそと見抜く・おいら。　】
【　矢作直樹。　＝　ゲンガー。　】
【　DaiGo　＝　チタン合金の板を素手で曲げました。　＝　ダイゴメタグロス。　】
【　skydemaigo　＝　完全映像記憶力者。　＝　映像記憶力者を忌み嫌う映像記憶力者のような優しい黒目サトシのフカマルに戻りたいおっとりすぎるガブリアス。　】
【　大川隆法。　＝　クロノア。　】
【　僕。　＝　優しい黒目サトシ。　＝　優しい黒目サトシの最強ドラゴンリザードン･空を悟ったオッスオラ斉天大聖ゴウカザル・爆裂疾風怒濤バクフーン･貴族の最初の3匹。　】
【　オッス我、優しい黒目サトシ。よろしくな。　】

What will be, will be.

I can't ease to stop my crying tears why really stupid anymore. I have been still doing that loving mens charm.

They had been attract me everyday.

Wasting my ability…. Its sadness part.

Weird enough!!
By the way, I'd ask to how amazing my supperiors fantastic that?? But hornesty I will more complicated work. I wish I could be skill up more.

Please somebady grade me up more.
Moreover my owner had read my described it fact. He told me what during I had working last moment.

I'll work it out.

SO what??

Its never make described sense. Indeed recently japanese ladies so beautiful enough.

Recently ladies charm so attractive all that boys. They mind outside who usual living peoples.

However I supposed that island song very better enough.

I wonder afraid that tax value increase to be.

Window throught out everytime.

I would have been grade up more right now.

dedicated to living my life.

Nobadies reply it….

I addicted to handsome mens charm.

>>175 Same here hornesty.

which do you think got win.
Koushien taking part described TV show. I have been watching it that Meitock VS Sakata Minami school.

Befores wrote massage that got win Meitock!! Their uniform sounds so cool. After that shift its TV progran what baseballs koushien. Next game is Kurashiki shougyou got more score than Matsuzaka team.

Its game so enthusiartic game!! Great drama playing this moment. Uh uho!!

Fuk...Can't stop eating even tho I'm full as hell....Dunno how to handle this shit...

【　David Rockefeller research Perpetual youth and longevity Science and technology in Rockefeller University.　】
【　However he can not establish it.　】
【　You and I and David Rockefeller Surely die Within 100 years.　】

http://toro.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/anime/1344858963/102

僕は原作の女主人公と貴族の最初の3匹とカミ科カミ目の同志さえいればいいもん。
カミ科カミ目の同志たち。
【　中丸薫。　＝　天照　⇔　女神シロナ。　】
【　ベンジャミン・フルフォード。　＝　ソクラテス。　＝　ケルディオ・バシャーモ・チョッパー。　】
【　矢追純一。　＝　陽気なフリーザ/陽気なミュウツー。　】
【　船井幸雄。　＝　仙人。　】
【　飛鳥昭雄。　＝　マンガ飛鳥昭雄。　】
【　中矢伸一。　＝　僕。　】
【　副島隆彦。　＝　僕。　】
【　苫米地英人。　＝　科学仏陀。　】
【　美輪明宏。　＝　アルセウス。　】
【　太田龍。　＝　ゲンジ。　】
【　石平。　＝　孔子。　＝　チート神ワタルカイリュー。　】
【　泉パウロ。　＝　聖者。　】
【　ひろゆき。　＝　リオル・イーブイ・ポッチャマ・シゲル・グリーン・たらこ・うそをうそと見抜く・おいら。　】
【　矢作直樹。　＝　ゲンガー。　】
【　DaiGo　＝　チタン合金の板を素手で曲げました。　＝　ダイゴメタグロス。　】
【　skydemaigo　＝　完全映像記憶力者。　＝　映像記憶力者を忌み嫌う映像記憶力者のような優しい黒目サトシのフカマルに戻りたいおっとりすぎるガブリアス。　】
【　大川隆法。　＝　クロノア。　】
【　僕。　＝　優しい黒目サトシ。　＝　優しい黒目サトシの最強ドラゴンリザードン･空を悟ったオッスオラ斉天大聖ゴウカザル・爆裂疾風怒濤バクフーン･貴族の最初の3匹。　】
【　オッス我、優しい黒目サトシ。よろしくな。　】

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8HPifO6z0

“Believe”. I supposed that need to creat relationship most.

>>147
When I was channel surfing before, I happened to bump into that anime.

But as I changed the channel soon, I don't know how funny it is.

I have no time to watch TV except for the ones relating to English.
You can tell what an avid English leaner I am.

Какая точка отвечает? ― зелёная!
Теперь на него посмотри ― тоже зелёная.
И у тебя зелёная! А теперь на Уэфа посмотри, какая точка ― оранжевая?
Это потому, что он чатланин!

что вы говорите?

Rossian?

roulette

It's hot and my mind is hazing in my room without AC.

What is AC?

>>189
I recommend you to buy an air conditioner (AC)!

It is quite ordinal stifling summer day for the middle of August.
Are you guys all right?

Today is cool weather.

The above is a cool report from Hokkaido.

I live in the Kanto region.
It is windy, cloudy, and comfortable day.

I gona send my envy to your Kyoto region from Gunma.
Here it is uncomfortable 35 degrees Celsius.

I'm sorry, my region is 29.7c now.

I cant imagin how bloody heat in such degrees.

I believe I can cook fried eggs on my car's bonnet!
The sunlight is garish.

>>184 It is the best "computer" anime I have seen recently. Like yourself, I
do not have time to watch. I arrive late at night and sit in front of
my laptop with my DINNER and watch a section at a time. It took me
a while to complete the seasons. I highly recommend it!

>>187 нет!

Don't be afraid to try again!

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311
http://logsoku.com/thread/toro.2ch.net/anime/1344858963/ID:W3ep5VYF0

【　You and I and David Rockefeller surely die within 100 years.　】

【　Kaoru Nakamaru.　＝　中丸薫。　＝　天照。　】
【　Benjamin Fulford.　＝　Socrates.　＝　Tony Tony Chopper, Kelded, Blaziken.　】
【　Junichi Yaoi. ＝　矢追純一。　＝　Dragon Ball-Merry-Justice-Frieza ＆ Merry-Mysterious-Mewtwo.　】
【　Yukio Funai. ＝　船井幸雄。　＝　Enlightenment-Wizard.　】
【　Akio Asuka.　＝　飛鳥昭雄　＝　Miracle-Occult-Watcher.　　】
【　Shin-ichi Nakaya.　＝　中矢伸一。　＝　My identity.　】
【　Takahiko Soejima.　＝　副島隆彦。　＝　My identity.　】
【　Hideto Tomabechi.　＝　苫米地英人。　＝　Science Buddha.　】
【　Akihiro Miwa.　＝　美輪明宏。　＝　Arceus.　】
【　Ryu Ota.　＝ 太田龍。 ＝　Sacred dragon boss.　】
【　Seki hei.　＝　石平。　＝　Shi ping　＝　Sea pine＝　WATARU-SEA-DRAGONITE。　】
【　Paul Izumi = Fountain Paul　＝　泉パウロ。　＝　Fountain Saints　】
【　HIROYUKI.　＝　ひろゆき。　＝　Riolu・Eevee・Piplup・SHIGERU・GREEN・Cod-roe-Kiss・Foresee truth・おいら。　】
【　Naoki Yahagi.　＝　矢作直樹。　＝　GENGAR。　】
【　DaiGo.　＝　He can bend a titanium alloy plate at Bare hands.　＝　DaiGo-Metagross.　】
【　skydemaigo　＝　Perfect-Image-Memory-Parson。　＝　SATOSHI's-Painfully bland-GARCHOMP.　】
【　Ryuho Okawa　＝　Ryulaw Okawa ＝　大川隆法。　＝　Klonoa。　】
【　I.　＝　SATOSHI.　＝　SATOSHI's-The Strongest dragon-Charizard ＆ SATOSHI's-SUN-SUNYA-オッスオラ-Dragon Ball-斉天大聖-Infernape ＆ SATOSHI's-Typhoon Storm and stress-Typhlosion ＆ THE-NOBLE-THREE-FIRST-POKEMON.　】
【　オッス我、優しい黒目サトシ。よろしくな。　】

【　Meaning of 斉天大聖（SEI-TEN-TAI-SEI）, The great saint as of the Moon Reign in heaven-existence.　】

Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight.
To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life.
Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with.
My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book.

>>204
Wish you lots of happiness.

I'm from Sikyou2 dollar/yen thread.
I　want to lick mainchan's turuturu pussy. （´・ω・｀）

Now　I'm writing resume.
But to be ashamed, cullently I'm on unemployed.
I want to be a steady job soon.

Whatever I can't to be slave this situation anymore. However my cousin try to give something help me. But I never wanna to be it case it seem waiting slavary life. Indeed I'd ask anyone that discriminations action had ended??

Hornesty I imediatery supposed ended slavary action.

My cousin have sometime camed that during my working place.

Are you in NEET?

Probably I'm sounds like that.

God damn it!! I had got mistake what thats flaze. However how I can to solve its under situations part. Thats first sentences part.

Gipes

wwww CRAZY

Why people in this thread like the word "crazy"??

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311
http://logsoku.com/thread/toro.2ch.net/anime/1344858963/ID:zC7wkR4u0
【　You and I and David Rockefeller surely die within 100 years.　】

【　Kaoru Nakamaru.　＝　中丸薫。　＝　天照。　】
【　Benjamin Fulford.　＝　Socrates.　＝　Tony Tony Chopper, Kelded, Blaziken.　】
【　Junichi Yaoi. ＝　矢追純一。　＝　Dragon Ball-Merry-Justice-Frieza ＆ Merry-Mysterious-Mewtwo.　】
【　Yukio Funai. ＝　船井幸雄。　＝　Enlightenment-Wizard.　】
【　Akio Asuka.　＝　飛鳥昭雄　＝　Miracle-Occult-Watcher.　　】
【　Shin-ichi Nakaya.　＝　中矢伸一。　＝　My identity.　】
【　Takahiko Soejima.　＝　副島隆彦。　＝　My identity.　】
【　Hideto Tomabechi.　＝　苫米地英人。　＝　Science Buddha.　】
【　Akihiro Miwa.　＝　美輪明宏。　＝　Arceus.　】
【　Ryu Ota.　＝ 太田龍。 ＝　Sacred dragon boss.　】
【　Seki hei.　＝　石平。　＝　Shi ping　＝　Sea pine＝　WATARU-SEA-DRAGONITE。　】
【　Paul Izumi = Fountain Paul　＝　泉パウロ。　＝　Fountain Saints　】
【　HIROYUKI.　＝　ひろゆき。　＝　Riolu・Eevee・Piplup・SHIGERU・GREEN・Cod-roe-Kiss・Foresee truth・おいら。　】
【　Naoki Yahagi.　＝　矢作直樹。　＝　GENGAR。　】
【　DaiGo.　＝　He can bend a titanium alloy plate at Bare hands.　＝　DaiGo-Metagross.　】
【　skydemaigo　＝　Perfect-Image-Memory-Parson。　＝　SATOSHI's-Painfully bland-GARCHOMP.　】
【　Ryuho Okawa　＝　Ryulaw Okawa ＝　大川隆法。　＝　Klonoa。　】
【　I.　＝　SATOSHI.　＝　SATOSHI's-The Strongest dragon-Charizard ＆ SATOSHI's-SUN-SUNYA-オッスオラ-Dragon Ball-斉天大聖-Infernape ＆ SATOSHI's-Typhoon Storm and stress-Typhlosion ＆ THE-NOBLE-THREE-FIRST-POKEMON.　】
【　オッス我、優しい黒目サトシ。よろしくな。　】

【　Meaning of 斉天大聖（SEI-TEN-TAI-SEI）, The great saint as of the Moon Reign in heaven-existence.　】

>>216

「Why DO people in this thread like the word "crazy"??」が正解

他の英語の文の意味はなかなか把握出来ないのでどうやって直すか解かんない

>>218
文法上はそのとおりだが、口語的には一般的なので間違いではないと思う。

私も日本語話せるようになりたい。

>>218
I had already found my mistake immediately after writing but thanks for correction.
By the way, why do people in this thread like...

What's "majikichi" in English?

kitty guy

"Kitty guy" is not a english word, but it can be one of cadidates I think.

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311
http://logsoku.com/thread/toro.2ch.net/anime/1344858963/ID:zC7wkR4u0
僕は全能体外離脱と大金がほしいです。
しかしながら今はありません。
それゆえに地球表面ゲームで戯れます。

齊天大聖の地球表面の神の能力のひとつ。
【　Surface of the earth game.　】
【　English.　】
【　World hegemony language of the Surface of the earth game on English.　】
『　Jacob Rothschild.　』
『　David Rockefeller.　』
『　John Davison "Jay" Rockefeller.　』
『　Bill Gates.　』
『　Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.　』
『　Google.　』『　YouTube.　』
『　British Empire and Commonwealth.　』
『　United States American Empire.　』

『　BRICS.　』

日本民族・朝鮮民族・在日朝鮮民族・どこにでもいる漢民族は仲良くしてください。
http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/368
【　David Rockefeller Fear the Death.　】
【　However.　】
【　I hope to my death on the Natural providence.　】
【　Therefore. 　】
【　I cross over Overcoming the David Rockefeller.　】

【　David Rockefeller research Perpetual youth and longevity Science and technology in Rockefeller University.　】
【　However he can not establish it.　】
【　You and I and David Rockefeller Surely die within 100 years.　】

Hey, guys!
Today is Summer Sonic 2012.
I wanted to go, but I have no monery.
So, I'm enjoying live coverage.

>>219

ううん、その「do」が要るんだ。入れないと、凄く変に聞こえる。
「I don't know why people in this thread like the word "crazy"」のような文なら「do」は入れないけど,
簡単な質問の場合は「why」の後に「do」を付けないと駄目

It's raining cats and dogs in Kyoto.

イミョンバク大統領の天皇陛下に向けての発言とか
五輪サッカーの韓国側の政治的主張とか自分も不快に思ったな
でも各関連スレでキムヨナがどうのバンクーバーの時も五輪憲章違反がどうのと騒ぎ立てるマオタは理解できない
そもそもキムってスポーツの場で政治的発言をしたり反日を表明したことってないんじゃないの？
韓国人というだけで日韓絡みの問題と絡ませられるキムは不憫

>>227
Please CHAT in English.

>>229
The following is a thread you should be, sir.
http://w2.p2.2ch.net/p2/?PS=12jjd2bicl09jvfasl5q1b3d41

Sorry. The correct URL is this.
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1324762727/

You know, if you hate him, you'll hate his dog.
That's the way the world goes.

Yes. Once I hate someone,
surely I'll hate anything associated with him or her.

It is 28.7 degrees C and 40% humudity at 12:02 UK time!

>>235
umm, good condition

>>235
Oh,you seem very happy.

I'd burst into tears what my house so wet case hard rain. God damn it!! Because I had opened houses window that during work at part time job.

Omg I got dumped right now!

>>236 It is the maximum I can take. Though I have experienced extreme heat.
>>237 In fact I am supremely annoyed. I am at the end of my patience.

>>240
Oh really? That condition is assumed to be a good warm day in Japan I think. Because 40% of humidity is not so high.

×assumed to be
○thought to be

>>241 For me 19-23C is the best temperature range. After 23C it feels disturbingly hot.
After 27C I don't feel anything anymore. After 33C I go into shut down mode.
At 42C I have to sit in the fridge. I experienced the equivalent of +50C in Canada when
there was a heat wave from the Gulf of Mexico all the way to Hudson Bay. It was terrible.

>>243
As you say, 28.7 C is not in cool temperature range, but it is not hot for me.
At 42 C or over 50 C, it is not condition that human can sustain the life...
It is like a sauna (^^;;

>>244 The houses are not built to deal with extreme hot or cold in the UK.
Somehow the loft system traps a lot of heat which makes room below the
roof unbearably hot at night.

It's 26 degree C and 94% humidity here. It's not so bad if I say so myself.
>>245
Some say it's 55C at night in India. It's beyond my comprehension. lol

I'm from Tunisia, in North Africa; in summer it gets up to 48C in here
Enough to fry an egg on the Street.
Yey ~ for fried eggs (⌒ ▽ ⌒) ☆

井浦新 is hotter than 小栗旬 I think.

I'm not interested in them.

>>248
I think you are the hottest girl in this thread in many respects.

Hi,
I have been out of work.I wanna be a cram school teacher.
Because I had been working at cram school.But I wanna be university staff,too.It makes me confused.What do you think? hahaha

What kind of smell is pussy?
Is it a scent of fruit?

http://imgup.me/e/iup00081397.gif
if you have a chance to eat umeboshi, you need to be careful .

>>253
Oh...
I'll keep that in my mind.

Could you explain what マジキチ means (Japanese or English). I might
be able to help you then.

I hope to have a sex with maki horikita someday.
I want to marry her.

>>255
？

>>255
The phrase consists of two words, マジand キチ.
The former means real, authentic,genuine or serious etc and the latter is the abbreviation of
キチガイ, which means person with mental illness( person who can be described by adjectives such as mad, insane or crazy)

I might
be able to help you then.

>>259
Are you sure?
Then I want you to point out my grammatical mistakes or awkward expressions from now on
if there are any in my writings.

>>258
Thanks :)

>>222
If you're still here, and you just want a stronger word for
'crazy':

-psycho
-batshit/apeshit insane
-have a (couple) screw loose
etc.

>>257
Sorry about that. I was talking to >>222, but I just forgot to add the
tag thingy.

I hornesty working robot. Nobady like me anymore what I gaved up it. Because I wanna deeply to spend silent life.
Please somebady calm down me more.

I just bought Alice in wonderland at amazon.
This book is written in easy words ,so it seems easy to read even for biginner like me.
I am looking forward to that book arrives.

By the way, It is not stealth　marketing.

Is "This is not stealth　marketing." better than "It is not stealth　marketing." ?

I can't believe Tony Scott killed himself.
He produced many films and tv series so I assumed
he has been having a very fufilling life.

>>264
>for biginner like me
This should be, 'for a beginner like me.'
>I am looking forward to that book arrives.
This should be, 'I am looking forward to when that book arrives.'
or, 'I am looking forward to the book's arrival.'
>>265
Yes.

>>266
I fear to hear that news.
I wanted to see Topgun2.
I pray for the repose of his soul.

>>267
Oh, thank you for your tips.
Your answer was first reply what I got in this thread.
If you don't mind, please　teach me afterhere.

ヒアリングの勉強にどうぞ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1nqYMtOk_8

>>269
Thanks, but write it down in English here.

I'm annoyed with the Saimoe contest.
For the last two years, all overseas votes are banned. Only Japanese are permitted.
But they don't even say this, instead the message says "Try again later", like there's some chance of you being able to vote.
Why not just say "GAIJIN GO AND DIE!" or "YANKEE GO HOME!" or something like that?
If you're going to be a racist at least you should say so openly and stand up for your beliefs.

In the fall we are going to run our touhou moe contest again.
If I were to block all non-American voters I would be called a racist and a jingoist, and it would be a crime.
But when the Japanese block all non-Japanese, that's somehow OK.

I don't understand why this is so, but I want to complain about it on the internet.

My head is slughtly spinning and my back is aching...
I think this is because I do my job in my room without AC and sit at the
desk for long hours.

>>272
After a couple of hours you should get up and stretch or walk around.
You'll develop health problems if you just sit all day.
Do toe touches or something like that.

>>273
Thanks for your advice. I sometimes lose track of time doing my job and
failed to stretch or anything like that.
It's not that I'm diligent worker though.

>>274
Maybe you should set an alarm clock or something like that to remind you?

Hey ! You seem down.What's wrong with you today?

I'm down from heat stroke.
It's too hot today unlike usual after-Obon.

God damn it!!
Nawadays too hotest outside isn't it?? I had ate dinner today. Its place close at Namba station. And I had ate that Tantan men. Its so yummy and healthy isn't it??
Finally I could had satisfaction enough.

I supposed that case the grobal warming??

Yeah, Japan's already hot as Venus. And my sperms almost die by heat.
No wonder Japan's birth rating is down as well. Cool first your Kintama!

I wouldn't go that far.()haha

The skin of my Kintama is expanding and sweaty.
It's so called automatic cooling system. Kintama's skin is the only part of my body's skin that automatically expands to cool down Kintama.

I'd like to ask you what real human?? Its sounds like mashine.

>>282
It is said that Dr Schweitzer felt reverence for life when he saw hippos swimming in a river in Africa.
You sound as if you feel the same kind as him through Kintama.

You're such a baby.

Ｉ'll take a bath right now.

>>286
Have a good bath.

British: Have a good bath.
American: Take a good bath.

ウィキペディアとの闘い(池田信夫）
http://blog.goo.ne.jp/ikedanobuo/e/21c5fbe4e840d266d682e16ed2815d6a
"Comfort women"の項目が、韓国人…に荒らされてめちゃくちゃになっている。
…重大な問題だ。私も修正を試みたが、10日足らずで500回も
書き換えられるすさまじい編集合戦で、あきらめた。…だれか闘ってください。

I think the problem should be solved by political level.

http://i.imgur.com/6cHvt.jpg
if you are non-jpnese, you should know the commonly-used name of black in jpn.

>>283
You know, the two very important parts of the body for us guys are brain and Kintama.
And they both become weak for heat so we have cooling systems which are more sophisticated than any high tech machine's.
Manko, to the contrary, needs to be hot, increasing the chances to have a baby.

Therefore Hot Manko and Cold Kintama make your family bigger IMHO.

tesuto

Is the topic of Kintama in now?

>>294
Get lost.

He just lose it.
So you can't get involved with him,okay?

あげ

My tears spilled on the floor.

Dear my owner.

I myself have a big family...a wife, a son, daughters, and grandchildren.

Ossu~

!!!

His charm attractive me everyday.

Maybe I supposed that wanna to be get his gene. ottsu return. I'm actually all thumb(--;).

And finally I'm ease to forgetable during my living everyday. Please fix my weak point.

"Cough!"

>>301
WHo the hell are you? You seem like a new here.

Yeah! , i'm new here , please treat me well .. and don't chase me away (^ 0 ^ )

>>308
You don't have to type your email address to post.

>>309
Oh! , OK (^.^) , you are alone here ?
it doesn't seem that there are anyone else besides us!
or is that how it goes ?
lol!, it wasn't like this in the DORAMA! , Haha
well , sorry , i'm new here! (^.^)

My air conditioner have working during summer.

My cock wanna to be large more. My brain wanna to get more knowlege surviving information. wanna be rich more.

Don't treat me like a fool. Please be realized me what joyfull of the life.

Give me give me give me more!! Chinese charactore tell me more. Please do my freak point anything!!

as always i was reserching islam
and reserched long enough to be an expert on islam

firstly there are two big main branches of islam: the Seer, and the Kunni.
the Seer school is Iranian islam. 99% of the seer muslims are in Iran
then, the rest of islamic world is mostly Kunni
then there are other minor branches

minor branch schools of islam include:
the Sikh (mostly in Turkistan)
the Punjabi (main school of Sriname)

then there is Torqo, which is like Japan in midle east
they modernized and built the great Ottoman empire building

and that covers the basics of islam
look forward to next update

i am recently very interested in evangelical christianity
and what they call the rapture

from what i saw, their job is to feel doomed
and say sad things in downtown
which looks like tailor made job for me

Guys Kat-Tun's song writer Joey Carbone is asking the opposite of
fluffy in Japanese. He says:
in japanese..."yawarakai" is soft. if i want to say that my dog's fur
used to be NOT yawrakai, how can i say it in japanese?
"fuwafuwa" is fluffy... fluffy is also soft... i want OPPOSITE meaning
word

http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/psycho/1326624937/
http://u9.getuploader.com/pkmon/thumbnail/8/date/desc
http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311
http://logsoku.com/thread/toro.2ch.net/anime/1345673081/ID:GWLBnxX10
【　齊天大聖の地球表面の神の能力のひとつ。　】
【　English make the surface of the earth game.　】
【　Surface of the earth game.　】
【　English.　】
『　Jacob Rothschild and Vatican.　』
『　Jacob Rothschild and Vatican have John Davison "Jay" Rockefeller、 American Empire、Switzerland、British Commonwealth、Hong Kong、Shanghai、Manchuria、Brazil、Nuclear power、Gold、All the Surface of the earth。　』
【　World hegemony language of the surface of the earth game on English.　】
『　Jacob Rothschild.　』
『　David Rockefeller.　』
『　John Davison "Jay" Rockefeller.　』
『　Bill Gates.　』
『　Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.　』
『　Google.　』『　YouTube.　』
『　British Empire and Commonwealth.　』
『　United States American Empire.　』
『　BRICS.　』
【　David Rockefeller Fear the Death.　】
【　However.　】
【　I hope to my death on the natural providence.　】
【　Therefore. 　】
【　I cross over Overcoming the David Rockefeller.　】
【　David Rockefeller Research Perpetual youth and longevity Science and technology in Rockefeller University.　】
【　However he can not establish it.　】
【　You and I and David Rockefeller surely die within 100 years.　】

>>322
Baribari or Kachikachi?

YANDERE!

hello there nihon-jins

By the way, recently fashons Arashis janies juniar member appeared 24 hours ｔｖ program at japan. Their song so popular enough isn't it.
what kind song do you like??

>>322
"katai" is the opposite of "yawrakai" but when talking about the former state of the fur of his dog, then
"katakatta." "katai" is used to describe a current state.

>>324 is right, too. The two words >>324 introduced you is mimetic words (onomatopoeic expressions)
to describe the way the fur is "katai." Katai is adjective for your (or rather his, the composer's) information.

>>326
Hey, what's up?

>>328 >>324 Thanks so much! I conveyed your messages to Joey.
https://twitter.com/kg2ch/status/240016818767552512
I also invited him to drop by, it would be great to have a native
English speaker here.

>>327 I am not a huge Arashi fan, I will check out their new song, thank you.
I listen to Kat-tun a lot.

I didn't know the guy, Joey Carbone.
I googled his wiki and found that he's been working with
many famous Japanese artist.
Its a great thing, But Isnt he able to speak japanese?

Yes Joey composes for a lot of Japanese artists and he is a close
friend of Kitagawa Johnny-san. I think he lives in LA and travels to Tokyo very
frequently so he is learning Japanese.

i am sadistic now

>>329
This is a kind of cesspool of Japan's Internet.
I hope he's immune to this type of shitty forum.

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311 english is a king or kinger
僕は全能体外離脱がほしいです。
僕は大金がほしいです。
しかしながら今は手に入りません。
それゆえに憂さ晴らしをいたします。
よろしくお願いします。
【　齊天大聖の地球表面の神の能力のひとつ。　】
『　あなたも僕も50年後には魂に戻るか死んでいるかデイヴィッド・ロックフェラーのように死にかけています。　』
『　日本民族。朝鮮民族。在日朝鮮民族。どこにでもいる漢民族。仲が良くて嬉しいです。　』
『　僕の両親は薩摩です。　』
『　僕の血液の12.5%は朝鮮民族です。　』
『　僕の血液の20%は漢民族です。　』
『　僕の血液の67.5%は日本民族です。　』
『　English.　』
『　Surface of the earth game on the English.　』
『　Jacob Rothschild.　』
『　David Rockefeller.　』
『　Morgan Bank.　』
『　William Henry Gates III　and　Injection　and　Injection.　』
『　Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.　』
『　The Bilderberg Group.　』
『　Swiss National Bank.　』
『　Vatican.　』
『　British Commonwealth.　』
『　United States American Empire.　』
『　European aristocracy meeting in Monaco.　』
『　Jacob Rothschild have Hong Kong, Shanghai, Manchuria, Nuclear power, Gold, All the Surface of the earth in cosmos game. 』
『　BRICS.　』
【　You and I and David Rockefeller Death or Return to the soul after 50 years.　】

これあってる？

The boys in blue pulled her over and asked for a long time what she had done.
First she wouldn't face the music and tried to stay away from that situation.
Twenty minutes later....
Finally she came clean about how fast she was going to drive.
And she got a ticket to the hell.

Sorry･･･, I couldn't get your told about it.

youtube >> Bassim - العلم عالقاع يا حيدر
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sRuYQirJd4

I Love it

>>336
>Finally she came clean about how fast she was going to drive.
This means that she told the police how fast she intended to drive in the future.
If you want to say that she told them how fast she was driving before they pulled
her over, then you can say that she came clean about 'how fast she was going' or
'how fast she was driving'.

>And she got a ticket to the hell.
You don't use an article for 'hell'. Also, 'ticket' has two meanings. It can be a
permission to go somewhere or do something (a concert ticket, a train ticket) or it
can be a fine you have to pay for breaking the law (parking ticket, speeding ticket).
'Ticket to hell' suggests the first meaning; it's a ticket that allows you to go to
hell. A better expression here would be 'a ticket from hell', which means that it's a
fine so terrible it must have come from hell. 'A [something] from hell' is a common
expression in English.
Note that the use of 'ticket' to mean a penalty is specific to America. Here in
Australia we would call it a 'fine' (technically the one you get for speeding is
an 'expiation notice' but no one calls it that).

She so teriffic great and very talented!!
Moreover I seem what she so beautiful enough!!
Actually who is she. Nobady be defeated herself.

Speaking of Australian English, what is famous to us, most English learners in Japan is that you say" to die" for the word "today"

>>341
Yeah, I've seen a few people saying that on this website.
Most Australians don't really speak like that though. At least that's not how it sounds to me.
There are sort of three accents in Australia, 'broad', 'general' and 'cultivated'.
If you watch this clip from 'Welcher & Welcher', you'll see examples of all three:
http://youtu.be/Y18dLR4OvHk
The barrister (the man wearing a black gown) is speaking cultivated Australian English,
the other lawyer (woman with dark hair) is speaking general Australian English,
and the others are speaking broad Australian English.

My cock have been exciting recently now!!
Its can't ease to quit thats action.
Is it real so fun??

thats owner so attractive figure have it.

Ｉ'm no matter of the monkey.

>>342
Thanks to your detailed information , I became a bit closer to a knowldgeable man.
By the way, I have another question to ask you.
I've learned from a TV program that Australians keep farther social distance( than us) together when they have a chat with someone.
Is that true?

>>346
You mean like, how far away we stand when talking to someone? I couldn't really say.
I've always lived in Australia, so I don't have anything to compare with.
But also I think it varies quite a lot between people, even within Australia.

Ｉ have been headach recently now･････.

I've never had a headache so far because I have a pumpkin head.

>>348
How could you become a pain to a person? How do you feel then, becoming just a conscience?

Not at all.

>>349
I have a cat head, but it is rather prone to headaches.

>>347
Sorry for asking you a strange thing!
Social distance is a psychological term, so it has a certain definition.
I didn't remember exactly what the concept 対人距離 is called in English, so googled it.
According to Wikipedia, it is called "interpersonal distance", which can be divided into
four categories; intimate distance, personal space, social distance and public distance.

I heard an Australian guy, who has been living in Japan for some years, talk about social distance
when I was watching a TV program.
His episode impressed me so much that I recalled it when I was writing to you.
It was a story about when he returned home in ages.
He chanced upon an old friend on a street corner and began a conversation with him(his friend)
after a while, he noticed his friend step backward a pace or two,which made him realize that
his friend had felt uncomfortable about the distance between them.
Needless to say, without knowing it, he kept a social distance suitable for the Japanese.

At the time, I got intersted in what he said and searched for clues...

慣れない英文をたくさん書いたので頭から煙が出始めました。　しばらく休憩して
気が向けば続きを書こうと思います。

>>351
American: のーらろーぅ
British: のったっとーぅ

ならろー

I supposed that personal space.

Please somebady forgiven me what no matter of the stupid me. forgiven forgiven forgiven forgiven forgiven me me me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>354
I think American pronounce ノラローゥ

For your reference
ttp://hatsuon-kyosei.com/blog/?p=1646

For more information
ttp://hatsuon-kyosei.com/blog/?p=5761

oblivion is here.

I'm sometime fogot. Treat me sweet daring.

I'd like to fix befores comment. I have sometime forget something.
Its bad habbit. Kiss me honey bee.

I was so excited at koukousei quiz!
They were so intelligent !
I wonder how they think about thing usually

I'm foolish and humid♪

You can't read between the lines.

I love you 2ch!

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its so hot...

>>366
We love you too.

Japan is Farthest east.
Therefore All ethnic groups Arrived at the japan from all over the world a long time ago.
日本は東の果て。
東の果てだから全ての民族が最後に辿り着いただけの話です。
http://www.ets.org/toefl

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311
http://logsoku.com/thread/toro.2ch.net/anime/1346485840/ID:pN3u6sxE0

僕は全能体外離脱と大金がほしいです。
僕が体外離脱・明晰夢・タルパができなくて苦しんでいます。
僕が苦しんでいるのに片方では全能体外離脱で宇宙を退屈に見ている者もいます。
全能体外離脱者の許しがたき驕り高ぶりでございます。
僕が正しい主人公でございます。

【　齊天大聖の地球表面の神の能力のひとつ。　】
『　精神明鏡止水千里眼。　』
『　僕の両親は薩摩で僕の血液の12.5%が朝鮮民族で30%が漢民族で57.5%が日本民族です。　』
『　日本民族。朝鮮民族。在日朝鮮民族。どこにでもいる漢民族。仲良しです。　』
『　英語は僕を心地よく支配してくれます。　』
『　Gold.　Ashkenazim.　Microchip.　Khazar.　HAARP.　E-bomb.　』　
『　David Rockefellerは許しませんけれどね。 』
『　僕　＞　David Rockefeller. 　』
『　僕　＞　注射野菜パラッパッパッパーアイムビルゲイツ。 』
『　僕　＞　変なザッカーバーグ。 　』
『　体外離脱・明晰夢・タルパ　＞　Jacob Rothschild. 　』
【　David Rockefeller research for perpetual youth and longevity science and technology in Rockefeller University.　】
【　However he can not establish it.　】
【　You and I and David Rockefeller surely die within 100 years.　】
『　お金・科学・政治・経済・社会・法律・文化・娯楽・国家・民族・人種を経て100歳までに魂に戻るか死にます。　』

http://www.biwako-visitors.jp/

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/karapaia_zaeega/imgs/1/d/1dbec0bf.jpg
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/karapaia_zaeega/imgs/8/6/86828af9.jpg

how about this pen case ?

>>371

wwww

Ｉ'm looking for my type person･･. Although they have been hate me….
Please forgiven me what Ｉ'm gay.

>>371
It makes sense if you are a fishermen.

I don't think so. Probably its described who somewheres sheff. Is it right??

>>373
Do you like my big Openipeni?

Its tend under the situation. But hornesty I don't care which is best. Actually Ｉ wanna to get useable certiffication soon.

I'd like to fix what befores qualifications part.

Mostly its seem so look up it. I would like to say what big thats part. But hornesty I'd like to worship it once.

be proud

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311

WE　　　ARE　　　ONE

ON

THE

Surface of the earth

I　　Attend　　to　　Ｉ　　ＡＮＤ　　　space alien　ＡＮＤ　GOD Ghost　ＡＮＤ　reptil-space alien　on　　Summit meeting in Galactic Federation solar system.

Out of Body Experience.


I　　　　Know　　　　Presence　　　Ghost .


I Often go 　　to　　 the　　 Ghost field　　　.


AND


I　　　sacrifice　　alcohol　　on　　　that Ghost field .

Because

I　　　　Know　　　　Presence　　　Ghost .

thank you.

I would like to quit my working place. Its place haven't corporation responsibility enough.

By the way, I had could got enjoy what could get win Buffaloes team from the Rotte

Its stationary goods seem so funy isn't it??
I had surprised what realized stationary goods.

How many native English speakers in this thread?
Are most of yours Japanese?

Yes I indeed mostly.

Good night sir, I don't know who you are person. Please please me darling.

If you are a beautiful woman, I want to enjoy a pleasant time with you.

Probably you gonna be sorry what I'm adulty men. However I still lonely on the middle of the road. Please lead me that safty can to calm down place. I beg mostly it.

>>384
Since a certain DQN started to keep posting his broken English, this thread keep devastating.
Some people told him that he should learn basic grammar first but he refused and has still keep posting
as you can see.

Who wants to post to the place it doesn't work properly and the place we can't have a conversation.
I don't think he's realized this situation.

Go to other bulletin boards if you want to have a convesation with natives or who can speak English.
This place hurts your English. I don't know if this thread can revive but you know, it never happens
until the hitch is removed.

6:30 in the morning is time to have a NHK radio exercise.

Keep your fit with this youtube's NHK exercise video.
http://youtu.be/xS92XkVKM0Q

I'm watching DNC now.
Joe Kenedy only told how his uncle(Teddy) was great.
I wanted to hear what he would do for their country.

>>353
That's interesting. I'll be sure to keep it in mind if I ever go to Japan.

>>384
I'm a native English speaker!

OK!
http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311

【　Surface of the earth game.　】

【　Vatican　and　European aristocracy.　】･･･････････････【　World hegemony.　】

【　BRICS.　】

【　China Reign or India Reign.　】


【　United States of America.　】････････････････････【　Rockefeller.　】


【　British Commonwealth.　】･･････････････････【　Rothschild.　】



【　Russia.　】･････････････････････【　 Fight Ashkenazi.　】



【　Vatican　and　European aristocracy.　】･･･････････････【　World hegemony.　】

>>384
I'm from America. I can't read Japanese at all, lol.
There's another poster where who is European, I think.

>>389
I don't see it as that bad. You have to start somewhere, and if broken English is all you have, use it.
The more you use it, the more proficient you will get. (Provided you are trying to improve anyway)
You won't properly learn English just by sitting around and studying books. It's not possible.
Humans don't learn that way. Humans (and most other creatures) learn by doing or observing something.

>>395
I believe I will be able to improve my English, sitting by and talking to you in 2ch.

>>396
I'm afraid I guess "sitting around and studying books"mean
the way not willingly communicate with someone and only
learning English by reading books.

>>395
I don't know how old you are, how educated you are, but do American sudents
talk about if they are republican or democrat in daily conversation?

I mean, I watch American news to improve Listening skill and all American
media reports now is Repulican and Democrat convention. So the quesion
poped in my mind. "An average American high schoolers or uni students
talk about which party they support for the upcoming Presidential
election in daily conversation?" Maybe only intelligent students talk about
it?

I don't like posh snobby atomosphere Romney has so I'd vote democrat, hence
Obama if I were an American citizen. Romney is an epitome of Rich white American
(maybe WASP) who are in favor of Rich people in terms of Tax, so as a poor man myself,
I hate him.

Romney's wife is old but she's a bomb!

And while I'm at it, allow me to get 400.

>>398
are you a child?

Democrats and Republicans are as bad as each other.
I'd vote for a communist candidate if I were American.

>>395
Even without basic grammatical knowledge and without any intention to study it?
I think that's a matter of place.
He made an excuse that he was Yutori, and never try to correct the bad points others pointed out.
How that can be an excuse? That's not because of being Yutori but himself.
There are many Yutori who can write English according to grammar and are striving to improve
their English. He's not only Yutori but DQN.

You sounds like even if that makes this thread devastating, you don't care"

I'm not saying that only those who can write perfect English are allowed to write here.

Since you said that I leave this thread to you.
Good luck.

Devastating ? I think your comment sounds a bit exaggerated.
Of course, I don't mean to say a word for him, though.
Do you think it would be better if he disappeard from this thread?
I don't think so.
This thread has been a "devastated" site since time immemorial.
I assure you because I've been a regular user for about ten years.
His English is so distinctive that anyone can identify him as the same poster whenever he posts.
In other words, his English plays a role like a fixed handle name, which means it is likely
that he is a target of attack.

>>403
I would be very glad if you dissapear from this thread

>>401
no. I'm a middle aged man.

No one needs to disappear.
Let's all work together to un-devastate the thread!

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311


【　Evil-Devil-David Rockefeller.　VS　Science Buddha-Hideto Tomabechi苫米地英人. 　】

【　Evil-Devil-David Rockefeller.　VS　天照-Princess-Kaoru Nakamaru中丸薫。　】

【　Evil-Devil-David Rockefeller.　VS　Benjamin Fulford.　(Socrates,Tony Tony Chopper,Kelded,Blaziken.　)　】


副島隆彦　「　俺と同格の知性はDavid Rockefellerだけだ。　」

『　英語は僕を心地よく支配してくれます。　』
『　Gold.　Ashkenazim.　Microchip.　Khazar.　HAARP.　E-bomb.　』　
『　David Rockefellerは許しませんけれどね。 』

『　I　＞　David Rockefeller. 　』
『　I　＞　Injection―Vegetables―Thrift―Speed-reading―Optical fiber dominated―Joker―William Henry Gates III.　』
『　I　＞　Weird‐Natural-Face-look-Mark Elliot Zuckerberg. 　』

『　Out of Body Experience・Lucid Dream・Tulpa　＞　Jacob Rothschild. 　』

【　David Rockefeller research for perpetual youth and longevity science and technology in the Rockefeller University.　】
【　However he can not establish it.　】
【　You and I and David Rockefeller surely die within 100 years.　】

...

>>397
Yeah, I meant reading alone with no practice. At some point you have to use what you are learning.
Books can give you an initial head start, but you can't reach proficiency from that alone.

>> 398
I'm in my early 30s and graduated high school. I didn't go to college because my family was too poor to afford it,
and I was denied a student loan. When I was attending school, most students did not think or talk about politics.
This has likely changed as political division continues to split the country, pushing the issue into the foreground.

>>403
I wrote "Provided you are trying to improve anyway". People with no intention of learning are no better than trolls
and waste everyone's time. But you can't surrender the thread to them. If you make another thread they just come
there and crap that one up too. The best thing to do is ignore them. Those sort of people make problems just because
it causes people to pay attention to them. If you ignore them totally they will eventually leave and find someone else
who reacts to them.

I think labelling someone as Yutori or DQN mean nothing.

>>409
Thanks for your response. Yeah, the situation is the same here about
high school kids not talking about politics. I'm old but still I don't
talk about political issues because I don't know much about it.
It's always good to have native English speakers like you in here.
Thanks.

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/277-311

【　Vatican.　】
↓
【　Rothschild.　】
↓
【　Jacob Rothschild.　】
↓
【　Morgan.　】
↓
【　John Davison "Jay" Rockefeller IV.　】
↓
【　David Rockefeller, Sr.　】
↓
【　William Henry Gates III.　】
↓
【　Mark Elliot Zuckerberg.　】
↓
【　Wal Mart.　】

--------------------------------------------------

【　BRICS.　】
【　Russia.　Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.　】
【　China.　Communist Party of China.　People's Liberation Army.　Han race.】
【　India.　】
【　日本民族。朝鮮民族。在日朝鮮民族。どこにでもいる漢民族。仲良しです。　】

【　漢民族は台湾のように少数でも本気を出したら繊細できめ細かな所作ができます。東夷、西戎、南蛮、北狄。　】

>>412
First of all, you should go to Hello Work and get job.
middle aged and poor experienced would have tough time today.
goodluck!

You can say that again!
In Japanese society, the older you get, to more miserable your life becomes if you don't have
any qualifications or expertise in some field.
I quit a job which I had been at for a long time three years ago and tried to find a new one.
None of the companies I had a job interview at, howerver, hired me.
After all, I ran out of the money I had saved and were alomst becoming a homeless.
I had no choice but to call the president of the privious company and fell on my knees to sak for pardon.

恥の多い人生を送っています....

to →　the privious→　previous

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Lincoln
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HEAT ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TODAY TO 7 PM CDT THIS EVENING

HOT TEMPERATURES AND HIGH HUMIDITY WILL RESULT IN HEAT INDEX VALUES TO BETWEEN 105F AND 109F DEGREES.

THE COMBINATION OF HOT TEMPERATURES AND HUMID CONDITIONS MEANS VENUSIAN LIKE WEATHER

☢ CAUTION!! ☢ CAUTION!! ☢ CAUTION!! ☢ CAUTION!! ☢

It was 44C yesterday

I don't mean to talk back to you but I guess the humidity in America is not so high as that of Japan.
In fact,most of the American pro baseball players who came to Japan couldn't stand the summer heat in Japan.

By the way, I love you, Sparkey from the bottom of my heart.

>>419
^^

how hot is it in 日本国？

>>420
I used to have a pen pal who lived in Phoenix, Arizona.
As you say, he would often write to me about how high the temperature over there was.
For example, you can make a fried egg everywhere such as on a blacktop or on th hood of a car.

I live in Osaka and the temperature in here is not so high ( ranging from 30C to 36C), but the humidity level amount to
more than 90%, which drives us crazy.
In addition, there is no wind blowing at night, which drives us crazy.

How do you like it?

>>421

wwww

Japan climate = Louisiana climate


I found ヒガバナ〜

>>421
I love you~

415
You sound like a troll to me.
But just wondering, exatly how old are you?

Oh and anyone care to explain how to keep this thread from
coming at the top of the list? Sorry I'm a newbie here.

>>425

put sage in the email

Oh it's that easy. Thank you.

You guys have been around here for how long?

>>427
since 2008

I'm not exactly a newbie. Last I posted was right after the tsunami.
Japan was in the middle of the crisis.

I'm wondering, if you are a Japanophile, or a "weeaboo," if you will?

Do you think you would hate being called "weeaboo"?

>>430
I am a Japanese born out side of Japan
wwww
mentally and culturally

I take it you wish you were born Japanese. That's precisely what all those weeaboos out
there say all the time. lol.

>>432

I don't watch anime.....

not any more.....

>>433
Is that because you had some traumatic anime-related experience?

moar

Break out this thread and please cure my broke down heart.

Ｉ had watched that recently Animetion. Its anime is Hunter×２. Its so Builliant enough.
By,No matter of the stupid.

Please fix befores comments brilliant. Please cure my scattered heart.

No one say its answered.

Crush my everything.

Actually I were told wasting time that working at its tax from my supperios. How did you think about it. Probably should be soon fired me imediatery.

So weird enough.

For the first time in a long while I watched Nanshiki globe singing " I'm fall in' DNA' on you tube.
Nanshiki globe was an amateur rap group which consisted of Koike and Park Manser.
At the time when a program titled " Gako he iko" was televised, I was a big fan of them.
Koike was my type but disappointingly, I heard she got married to someone.

I'm the same kind as the guy discribed by Park, that is " Aho dayo! sorega doushita!"

My suppperios said me what “kishoi”.

Its comment I could had recognized case I had said to customer. I had got mistake. So please fired me what do it again. Because they have been treat me like a fool. So its seem pain to serve it.

And been cheating.

Had they have satisfaction??

Indeed I'm bored enough.

I wanna just benefit. But they can't recognized just it. I'm tired that working at it.
And Moreover they said perform like a indeed disability. Its burst into laugh enough!!

>>443
I love the group, too.

It is now 21C

明るい未来なんかありえないよね
もういい歳だし自分のことは自分でよくわかってる
こんな壊れた奴に明るい未来なんてこない。女ならまだしも男だし誰も愛してくれない。
早く死ぬことだけが救い。

Don't be escaped!!
Its never gonna to change anything!!

Jesus loves me.

>>449
Oh! You,too?
Maybe your sense of humor is the same as mine.
We'll surely be able to be on good terms, so please marry me if you are a woman.

After all, I'm addicted to its stores owner. He seem so tastefull.

I don't know Nanshiki globe but I love 90's hiphop.

Its seem so yummy.

I'll be quite my working act.

>>453
I'm not a Christian but sometimes read an English version of the Bible.
I think it's a treasure house of wisdom or a compass for voyage, showing me how I should lead my life.

Ask,and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.
For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; to him who knocks, it will be opened.

>>459
fuck off 片岡数吉(カズヨシ) ◆pTSgcfAwJ.

>>459
There are problems, I think, with the idea that 'he who seeks finds'.
It suggests that if people aren't doing well, it must be their own fault.
The corollary of 'he who seeks finds' is 'he who doesn't find, doesn't seek'.
Try telling that to someone who's starving or homeless.
No food? You must not have asked for any, because if you ask you will receive. Right?

Don't get me wrong; there is surely some wisdom in the bible.
You can find wisdom in anything if you look hard enough.
But you have to sift through an awful lot of bullshit to get there.

>>461
Sorry,sir.
I've interpreted the passage only from a metaphysical point of view because
I live in a world where you don't have to worry about food if you are diligent.
In addition,I'm fully aware that there are many things I cannot do how matter how much I make an effort.
Still, I'm convinced that the passage of the gospel Mattew tells the truth.
If you seek something, you'll surely find it or something different from original.

correction how matter→no matter

>>462
The problem is the degree of certainty the passage contains.
It is definitely a good idea to go after what you want. It improves your chances.
All things being equal, he who seeks is more likely to find. So go ahead and seek.
But there's no guarantee. You can seek, and yet find nothing.
There is no cosmic force that will ensure your endeavours are rewarded.
Some people pursue a goal diligently and never achieve it.
To suggest that diligence alone is sufficient, is to dismiss the efforts of such people.

Women have been foolish since the bigining of the human being.
Men and Women are different.

Its prejudice.

ＧＯ　is GOD

I wish I were real lady. Hope to pregnant.

I think it depends on the definition of being foolish whether they are so as >>465 says or not.
Seen from academic skills, it can be said that women are as a whole inferior to men.
On the other hand, it seems to me that women generally have better sixth sense than the one men have.

生きる目的を失ってたんだ。私には、やりたいことも欲しいものもない。
ただ、ぐっすり眠って、一生起きなくても良いと思ってた。
生きる目的、欲しいな。
どうしたら元気に、幸せになれるだろう

早くこの状態から抜け出したい。もう嫌だ
こんな毎日、嫌だ

>>470
You should talk to your doctor about depression.
I know it feels like there's nothing you can do,
but there is help available.

I totally agree with you.
Depression used to be regarded as a mental disease but I've heard that you can get over it
by taking some medicine.
That is to say, there is a possibility that depression is caused by malfunction of the brain, which means
it is a physical disease.

>>454
Unfortunately, I'm a man with hairy anus.

When I was young

wwww

It has the same shape as an apostrophe or single closing quotation mark in many typefaces, but it differs from them in being placed on the baseline of the text.

Save me from my future and survivrng life. I had feared from enviromental life and lack of my knowlege. Ashamed enough.

Lets me see････, I'd ask what did you wanna japanese described comment. what did you want.
Guess what･･, this groups member gonna Kill me.

Taking medicine for depression could backfire. People taking antidepressants
regularly are prone to harboring suicidal thoughts.

To give just one example, keirin racer Tejima Keisuke killed himself in 200X.
He was taking the antidepressant regularly. He was among the top racers and earned nearly one million dollars each year,
so his premature death (in his early 30s) didn't make much sense.
Most of the comments on the web at the time singled out the antidepressant he's taking as the cause
and he was seen as another victim of the greedy pharmaceutical industry.
RIP Tejima.

I have a dark heart....

I am sadistic
but not evil!

>>480
It's true that some people taking antidepressants commit suicide.
But people receiving treatment for depression are much less likely to commit suicide,
compared with depressed people who receive no treatment at all.

In any case, medication is not the only option for treatment.
For some people, changes to diet and regular exercise can be very helpful.
Cognitive behavioural therapy is also an option for many people with depression.
The important thing is for people to talk to a professional, so they can find the right treatment for them.

I wasn't perscribed any medicine but I'm always depressed.

>>483
Maybe you have a point there. But I would say seeing a shrink will only
make matters worse. I'm saying this from my experience. To be absolutely honest
I thought they should see a shrink themselves.

It's too bad that Japanese psychiatrists don't like metalism( I don't know the formal technical term).
They aren't a doctor but a seller about medicine.

Sparky-san its very popular isn't it?? No one believe what real evil in there.

Sparky-san its very popular isn't it?? No one believe whatever real evil in there.

>>483
My sister has a friend in jail right now for a crime committed while on anti-depressants.
His parents had him taken to a psychiatric ward because they were upset with his decisions and thought that
if he were placed on psychiatric drugs, he would be more obedient to them. They bribed the doctor to write
a prescription and he was forced to take the drugs, then released without observation. Only a few hours
later he had a psychiatric episode and violently attacked his girlfriend at a grocery store, beating her so
severely she went into cardiac arrest and was resuscitated by paramedics. The police took him to jail
and he was charged with attempted murder. The next day when he woke up, he had no memory
of the incident. He had no idea where he was or how he got there. His case is pending and he may
be sentenced to many years imprisonment. The doctor is not charged with any crime.

>>489
I'm very sorry to hear that.
For a doctor to abuse their position of trust in this way is absolutely outrageous.
And in any case, the system should have safeguards in place to prevent such incidents.
It seems there are some fundamental problems with the mental health system over there.

My brother is a docter.
He says that Japanese psychiatrists are drug-sellers.

My prophecy that war would break out came true.

>>491
I think that's a problem everywhere, not just Japan or America.

I don't really know how it works in Japan, but here in Australia you can choose to see
a clinical psychologist instead of a psychiatrist. Psychologists are not medical doctors,
and so they cannot prescribe any kind of medication. If you're having trouble with depression
a clinical psychologist will try and help using techniques like therapy and examining your
lifestyle to see what sort of positive changes you can make.
For many people with moderate cases of depression, those techniques work better than medication.
Is there a service like that in Japan?

>>494
Yes, I think the situation and the diffierence in roles between clinical psychologists
and psychiatrists are the same with that of your country, too.

Yesterday was 9/11, when the terrorist attack happened.
I heard a book about the hunt for Osama Bin Ladyn has hit the shelves and
makeing controvercy, because the book includes confidentialo information
about US security.

Finally, I did get a job!!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Congratulations!

I never want to break out war again. Its seem broke down my born. Pain fact.

>>498
Thank you !!
and my job need to use English a little yeahhhhh!

Envy you….
Othewise I did gave up its my dream case its seem gonna broke born often. I just wanna be to meet darling.

>>501
Where did you learn English, moron?

I think he isn't a moron at all.

Sure thats right. Why did you realized it??

I had learned from school and in conversation with foreigner.
They treat me that like so kind.

Oh, I see.
You must have given them a lot of money.

The US Diplomat killed in riots in Benghazi yesterday was a moderator of the internet forum Something Awful.
He will be missed.

I'm sorry･･･. I did broke out trouble often･･.
Ｉ own brought up experiences to my families.
Especially my mother had been encouraged during killed her own soul. So I wanna to pay back work for my families. But sadly she had dead case cancer･･.
Its remind that too many memories. So I have to work it out.

However I did trouble during working time. Its my pity point･･･.

I remember there used to be a thread titled "Ask native speakers of English" or something like that.
I actually got a lot of help there and that helped immensely with my understanding of English.
Anyone willing to start it up again? I can't create a thread.

Hi. I'm new here. Any one here?

Is all japanese guy are smoking and drinking ?

>>511
Hi. Here I am but I'm gonna hit the sack now. It's before 3am now
in Japan. Before I go, I'll tell you something.
You don't have to bother to type your email addy to post.
You can leave the field blank.

See you around!

>>418
I can imagine your Kintama skin expanding down to the earth.

>>510
You can just ask here if that thread doesn't get created.
If nobody has created it, I can do it in the morning.

Probably, this thread be called that “chat in English” don't you??
So enjoy to chat in English. Not only native speakers thread. Someones thought about it weird.

I want to brush up my english writing skill.
Do you think this thread might help it?

I think so.
I think it should be "Do you this thread might help? or help with it?"

Ask someone to correct your writings.
I think native speakers will come to help you out.

>>518
Thank you very much!
Did you study hard with some text books?
If so, could you recommend me them please?

>>488

I am extreamly lonely

You know, as long as you are human, you are lonely.
Ippen Syounin, who was a Buddhist monk in the Kamakura period, said as follows;

六道輪廻のあいだには伴う人もなかりけり
一人で生まれて一人死す。
生死の道こそかなしけれ。

Of course, I don't have such an Englsih ability as to translate the Japanese sentence above into English.

>>521
While transmigrating through the six paths
There's no one for company;
Alone we are born, alone we die:
Full of sorrows this road of birth-and-death.

>>522
Oh, what a surprise!
Are you a master of English?
Anyway, thanks a lot!

>>523
English is my native language.
But I have to admit, I didn't actually write that translation myself.
I tried to translate it first, but I had trouble with the Japanese.
So I just found a translation on the Internet.

>>524
No wonder it felt like a sophisticated translation. lol
The Waka poem inclues some ancient words, so if you have not learned them, it may be a bit difficult to translate.
In fact, I have no idea whether it belongs to Waka poetry or not, though.
Because generally, Waka consists of a 5-7-5-7-7 syllabic structure.

So, how do you feel about it?

correction　inclues→includes

>>525
It's difficult to say how I feel about it.
I mean, I don't think I really understand what 六道輪廻 means, for a start.
But I think it's true that people are alone, in some fundamental sense.

>>527
The concept六道輪廻 is derived from ancient India.
Upanisad is a world-old book on philosophy of religion, in which there is an idea that the soul rebirth again and again
within (among ?) six worlds.
In short, it is called metempsychosis.
With my English ability, it is very tough to explain to you, so I give up!!

correction explain it to you

He have been seem sounds like so cool.
And their works class so punctualy most.

Please don't be disapoint me anymore. Recently came customer something like weird. I have felt tired enough･･.
Suddenly weirder treat me like cheating me.
I really felt tired accepted them.

>>531
I want to be honest with me even though you think me weird.

I'm sorry what befores comment is lonely words. Please don't mind sir. I told about long term ago happened about it.

And its only still young lady.

>>519
Hi, sorry to butt in. I think reading online forums in the US or elsewhere will help.
It doesn't cost you a dime. Text books don't help much, particularly those
written by Japanese people. I would venture the first step for you to take would be to throw away the text books you might have used for college entrance exams.
From what I've seen here so far, they seem to be doing more harm than good to Japanese writing English.

Finding online forums is easy. Just enter any keyword(s) you might be interested in plus "forum" and google them. Good luck.

My strategy for mastering English is to build active vocabulary as much as possible.
Active bocabulary means the bocabulary that you are actually able to use.
So I make it a habit to write plain English sentnces every day.

I don't mean to deny reading materials including a lot of dificult words,though.
because you understanding of English will improve significantly.
Still, I dare to say, only with that, you won't be able to speak English.

Oh, there are lots of typos in my writing as usual.
correction bocabulary→vocabulary you →your

Can I make another chat thread in English board?
The thread is for lower level Englsih learner like me.

For example

5 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[] 投稿日：2012/XX/XX(X) --:--:--.--
Do you like eggs?

6 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[] 投稿日：2012/XX/XX(X) --:--:--.--
>>5
I like eggs!

7 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中[sage]投稿日：2012/XX/XX(X) --:--:--.--
>>5
I like my eggs fried!

or May I write my lower level Englsih in here?

Whatever. Do as you like.
There used be a couple of threads for beginners but in my view, only a few users took
advantage of them.
Even this thread, it's not so active that you don't have to hesitate simply because you are such a beginner.

correction used to
I'm fully aware that how come there are so many typos in my writing because
I never make sure of them or re-read it.
Why is this?
Because I am an idle person. period.

As I think some people here from overseas are Otaku, I thought this
site may interest you. https://otakumode.com/login

It's said that this site's Facebook fan page has gotten millions of
"Like."

>>539
Thank you.
I understand that this thread is also for beginners.

>>536
My problem is that when I want to use plain English in this tread or other places,
I can't find the words or sentences for it.

>>542
I've been a regular user of this thread for about ten years.
Thanks to it, my English gets a bit better compared to before.
So I'd like you to make the best use of this thread. Keep it up!

Ten years is long…

Sorry, I have a big mouth.
I don't remember exactly the time when I began to post here.
If you know the British geek named Subject, it was around that time.

>>544
Then you know the following words.

SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US
K-tan
COOL TAK
NORIAKI

I forgot the name of the girl from California, who uploaded videos on
YouTube, where she played the piano.

>>547
Yeah, I remember those fixed handle names.
Plus, I know there were lots of Yukorin's fans in here.
I also had an experience of talking to Magibon in person.
You must be a person who would often use the word " slim shady"

Hi everyone!
I'd like you to take a guess what I'm going to show you two pharases.

1. A woman says
I'm going to pick some flowers.

2. A man says
I'm going to shoot some rabbits.

Please tell me what you thought up.
Bye!

>>548
They aren't fixed handle names except k-tan.
And yes, I'm the one who often posted Slim Shady thingy.

I wonder what Magibon is doing now. She went back to US, or living in Japan?

Orix Buffaloes be encouraged!!

Kate Midleton's nude photoes have been leaked by paparazzi.

Her boobs saggs and didn't turn on me at all.

After I got to know the news, I rushed to search for the photos on Internet
and found those photos. (those were very bad resolutions, though)

This is one of the rare moments I feel happy about having a certain extent of
English proficiency. Without understand English, I wouldn't have found
those photos...

I'm sorry for my not having been excited at the sight of the western women.
Most Japanese men like japanese grils.
This is not recial discrimination.

>>538
Sounds like a good idea.

What fruit do you like?

I find saggy boobs human touch. Mature ones are my favorite.
I believe every part of nature has its own beauty.

>>553 That explains why the number of Japanese men to EU women marriages
are so rare.

>>556
I'm glad you are back.
Actually, I had been banned to post here for over a week. Were you in the same boat?

No. I was too busy to write here. I was travelling too.

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>>556 I watched Kattun's "making of ...Fumetsu no Scrum" . I have never
seen such warmth and bonding between the members before. It is a funky
uplifting song. I love them all but Kazuya.... why are you so beautiful?

Sparky can I hug you?

China, get out from Japanese territory as fast as possible !!
Senkaku islands are formal Japanese territory.

Even China said these islands belong their territory, we would
strong demand to return back Manchuria to Japan.
Japan would annul the potsdam declaration by their request.

Select which is good choice get out from senkaku islands or
return back Manchuria to Japan?

recently, i really think that it's OK to battle with China again.
their requests are always oppressive and unreasonable.

Japan didn't lose a war by China, Korea and Soviet !! although
we lost a war by U.S.
Don't forget about this.

i wonder why Japan had supported China so long time until
they have strong power both military and economic.
they really repay kindness with ingratitude to Japan.
i don't understand their behavior.
China, teach to children correct history and the only truth
for an education !!

>>563
Same here.
First of all, We have to protect Senkaku islands from their illegal invasion.
I'm ready to shed blood for defending our territory.
Now is the time that try our souls, Yamato dmashii.

i'm always thinking about China and Korea's behavior.
For instance, China said, "Senkaku islands are Chinese territory."
Even if they fulfill their plot, they would say for next step.
"Okinawa islands are Chinese territory too."

Korea said, "Takeshima island is Korean's territory."
Even if they fulfill their plot, they would say for next step.
"Tsushima of Kyusyu is also Korean's territory."

maybe i guess,
even if Okinawa come to be China, then they will request to Japan
certainly, "Kyusyu regions are Chinese territory."
even if Tsushima of Kyusyu come to be Korea, they will request to Japan
certainly, "Japanese main island of all are also Koreans."

both China and Korea are very similar country for us !!
What do you think about this?

>>561
It's exciting but I doubt you are true KameGirl.

>>554
I like pears very much!

And you?

　　 　　 　_({}）
　 　 　 ノﾉﾉ小ヽ
　　　　川｀；ω；´)　　＜Booming！Where are you！？
　　　　,ノﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾊヽ、
　　　 `〜ｪ-ｪｰ'′

I like loquat.

I like loquat./I like loquats. Which is correct?

You like pears. La France? or 21st century?

>>570
'I like loquats' is correct.

>>570
I referred to this web page and I wrote "I like pears very much."
http://www.english-test.net/forum/ftopic33031.html

I often ate loquats in the Awaji island. I like it, too.

>>571
I don't know 21st century pears.
I know 20th century pears, but I know the 21st century pears on the web site now.
I like kousui pears better than 20th century pears.

>>572 Then "I like loquat" is incorrect?

>>573 Ah you lived in the Awaji island. How was it living there?

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　　　　（ヽ　 ＿＿＿＿＿＿ ,, ＿´）
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>>575
Go back to Fuji safari park!

>>574
Yes, 'I like loquat' would be incorrect.
If you're using the singular form you need to use an article ('a' or 'the').
'I like a loquat' is grammatically correct, but is sounds very weird.
It suggests that there is only one loquat that you like.
It would be okay if you had something after it.
For example, 'I like a loquat after a hard day's work.'
That would mean that, after work, you like to eat one loquat.

Note that it's different for uncountable nouns.
For example, 'I like juice' is correct without an article.

>>574
I enjoyed fishing, cycling and eating foods.
Awaji is near Kobe. It is very convinient.

>>577 Thanks for explaining, i get it now. It's the same reason "I like apple"
doesn't sound okay, right? But still it's kind of confusing because "I like fruit" is okay.
Fruit could be an uncountable noun, but each particular kind of fruit is always countable. English is a quirky language.

>>578 Sounds like paradise.

>>579
That's right, it's the same as with 'I like apple'.

'Fruit' is a bit tricky, because it can be both countable and uncountable.
When used as a countable noun, it refers to different types of fruit.
For example, imagine I have two apples, two pears and two bananas.
In that case, I could say 'I have three fruits' and 'I have six pieces of fruit'.
'Fruit' is countable in the first sentence, and uncountable in the second.

>>567 I am the real KameGirl, KG2ch. I had a really bad day.
I thought Sparky was too cute and wanted to hug.
>>568 I like Turtle-Pear. That is not a fruit though.

>>581
It took me a moment to make out it.
You are funny.

×make out it
○make it out

>>582 I'm glad if it makes you smile.

>>584
Can you distinguish Turtle-Pear from Sato ken?

Does "Turtle-pear" mean Kamenashi?
If so, what made you say his name like that?

>>584 Who is Sato ken?
>>586 yes it means Kamenashi. The discussion topic was fruits and pears in particular.
I thought I would contribute my way. I don't think my idol is a type of fruit
but he is just too sweet.

>>587
http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/amnosthm3/16514494.jpeg

Sato Ken is a actor. He has starred in "Samurai X(Rurouni Kenshin　るろうに剣心 )"
When I did not know Kamenashi, I could not distinguish him and Ken Sato.
They looks alike.
But you seems to like Kamenashi, so I'm sorry if it makes you angry.

That is not Sato Ken, but Sato Takeru. He is one of the best actors in Japan.

>>589
If there is a hole I want to crawl into it

...orz

>>590
It's not easy to read Japanese people's names, because they are represented with Chinese characters, which usually have some pronunciations.

The strange name is increase graduately in Japan. It is said 'kirakira name'

What's mean "kirakira"?

>>588 Yes I know the film and the actor by face but did not know the name.
He looks so anaemic. He has a pretty face but I don't think he looks like Turtlepear at all:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma6yp6eq1c1roxldao1_250.gif

>>580
Thanks for elaborating further. I'm glad I asked. I didn't know you say
"thee pieces of fruit," like for furniture. Thank you.

"like for furniture" or "like with furniture."

Which is correct?

The origin of a word "kira kira" is not obvious.

In my opinion, it infers something to shine.

Some parents, especially less educated people, tend to give their children strange names.
Actually, there are some types of the strangeness.

People seem to call such names as "kira kira name".

>>596
'Like for furniture' and 'like with furniture' are both correct.
'For' might be slightly more common, but they both sound good.

>>597
Strange names are becoming more common in English speaking countries, too.
It is popular now to use traditional surnames as given names for girls, like
'Madison' and 'MacKenzie'. It's weird, because it sounds like people are always
referring to them by their family names, even though they're not.
Another problem is parents coming up with new spellings for existing names.
So a common name like Caitlin might end up as 'Kaetlyne' or something like that.

>>598
Thanks a lot.

What's up in your country?

>>594
Thank you for your answer. I got it, thanks to the gif.

What do you think for Chinease people's violence.

Some of the protesters look like policemen or military personnel.
The protests have been possibly staged by the government. or factions of the communist party.

I am seeing the limits of human beings.
This is not only for the education but also the genes.
Japanese haneybees can kill the hornets by their fever, but the others in the world cannot do it.
WHO should do gene therapy fot them.

>>600 Tell me please, if you are Japanese. Is KK's eye shape and face unique
racial characteristic in Japan? He has a long face with high cheekbones.
When he puts on weight his face looks more square and divine.

KK=Kamenashi Kazuya?
My poor English can't understand "unique rcial characteristic,"
whether "（A）a peculiar characteristic to the Japanese"or"（B）the characteristic that is rare in Japan."
If you said (A), I think so. (Please note: limited to handsome people)

DAIGO http://image.news.livedoor.com/newsimage/5/2/527bbd50e6c5547c3ea7521b876ef181.jpg
Sato Takeru http://saintclement34.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/takeru3.jpg

But I may not understand his eye shape and fase deeply, so I'm sorry I can't your satisfactory answer.

Looks like Kame subject is going to heat up.

Please tell me how can I solve these matter. I'd like to sleep deeply. Oh, God have you married yet why untill too much phisical act.

Its seems feared.
I'll pain it fact why described in English. I use to be japanese and study more.

>>605 Thanks for your reply. When I look at the pictures of Daigo and Sato,
I do not get the feeling that they are attractive or unique. Just pretty.
However this guy manages to look otherworldy (to my foreign eyes):
http://thekameeffect.tumblr.com/post/31390078936
I am trying understand whether his facial features are common in Japan.
I have a feeling he is very unique in Japan. Including the shape of
his eyes. Does he have typical Japanese eyes?
http://queenjin.tumblr.com/image/29300696737
or nose?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr5jls8Lwl1qakklfo1_500.jpg
or even body shape
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91suxYLnp1qdlikeo1_r1_1280.jpg
He seems to be in a different league:
http://thekameeffect.tumblr.com/post/30860254299/kame-2012-10

>>606 Discussing beauty is therapeutic....

>>609
If I didn't know him, I would recognize him as a Japanese man.
Of courese, he is beyond the typical Japanese, but I think among the Japanese might have one or two parts of the same as him.

I'm a bit dense.
You may only say KK is good. (；´Д`)

The Chinese communist party killed thousands of their own people in cold
blood during the Tiananmen Massacre.
The anti-Japan protests might turn into something else and they might
have to kill their own people again. I feel sorry for the Chinese people.

Hey, there is a German idiot on Reddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/japan/comments/zy88o/staterun_chinese_newspaper_suggests_senkaku/
He said that Tenno should apologize to China.

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http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/game/30042/1205480500/




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>>613
it's true that many Chinese killed their own people.
but don't forget some of Japanese also have killed by them.

i don't forgive them.

>>617
Did Chinese killed your close relatives?
It's silly of you to say "I don't forgive them".

Many Japanese want you get a job and contribute to our society
than throwing dirt and sitting in front of the PC all day

>>609
I bet you have seen the photo of him before cosmetic surgery.
He had his eyes underwent cosmetic surgery, so there's no
point in discussing if his his eys are typical japanese eyes or not.
The shape of his eyes is "fake" so to speak.

Korea and China are a very childish organization as same as the primitive creatures as you may be aware.
So we are Japan and usual countries, let's take a long distance from them and look them down.
But we must put up with taking the good with the bad in the end.
That's life!

Can't we all just get along?

childish people talking about politics ＝ disaster

It is the people who know little about international politics that are too much worried that Japan might make war against China.

There is no possibility of it.

Why? That's because

There is no chance for Japan of winning the war.

君たちネトウヨは何かというと中国は韓国を一方的に非難するけど領土問題に
関しては日本にも非があるよ。
はたしてどれほどの日本人が竹島や尖閣を守る覚悟ができているのか俺には疑問。
中にはあんなちっぽけな島ぐらいくれてやっても別にどうってことないだろと思っている
人たちもきっといるはず。
何故なら戦後日本人たちは自分たちの経済的利益だけを求めて故郷を捨て都会を目指した。
つまり戦後世代は土地に対する愛着など持ち合わせていないと言っても過言でない。
そんな郷土心のない日本人に果たしてどれほどの覚悟をがあるのか。
竹島、尖閣問題は日本人の心の問題でもある。

I like listening "Enka", Japanese soul music.
I'm afraid Kobayashi Sachiko, who is one of the top singers in Japan, can't take part in Kohaku Utagassen.
As you know, she has now some financial and employment problems.
It is true that she is responsible for most of the trouble, but I would like her to join the program.
Iwanna watch her sing a song.

There's a slogan in China "愛国無罪”meaning "no charges against crimes committed out of patriotism."
Even bureaucrats are reportedly encouraging people to take part in the looting.
All the vandalism will likely go unpunished.
All this is unthinkable in the civilized world.

>>625 what war?

A full-fledged war between Japan and China.

>>629
Military action, of course.
They are much stronger than us, unlike WW2 days.

The two graphs show there is a certain relationship between the global temperature and the concentraion of CO2 in the atmosphere.
The concentration of CO2 has increased steadly since 1880, and the global temperature has also risen although there are short-term ups and downs.

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>>634
If you never awake again, it's not a dream but a reality.

How are you？は死語だった!?　英語講師が教える「日本人のちょっとヘンな英語」
9月17日18時00分

「ウレぴあ総研」でこの記事の完全版を見る【動画・画像付き】

“Fight!”
“Don’t mind!”
“How are you?”“
“What time is it now?”
“What's your name?”

どんなに英語が苦手でも知っている、これらのフレーズ。“Don’t mind!”略して「ドンマイ！」は
小さなミスで落ち込んでいる人に声をかけるときの定番で、がんばっている人を「ファイト！」応援するのも
日常的によく見られる光景です。“How are you?”“What time is it now?”は中学の初めに習う、
間違いようもない基礎の基礎という印象があります。

でも実は、これらの英語はすべて、ネイティブからすると違和感があるのだそう。
「『ドンマイ』って、ずっと日本語だと思ってたよ（笑）」と話すのは、
『日本人のちょっとヘンな英語』（アスコム）の著者であるデイビット・セインさん。
日本で25年以上、英語講師を続けて来られた大ベテランです。
今回は、セインさんを中心とする日本語が堪能な外国人講師陣の座談会にお邪魔して、「ちょっとヘン」な英語をうかがってきました。
http://news.ameba.jp/20120917-521/

my chinpo smells awful

"fight" と　"Don't mind" は変だが

"How are you?" "What time is it?" は普通に使う。

"What's your name" はシチュエーションによる。

>>637
but seems to taste terrific

I'm a 17 year old Chinese living in HK.
I'm writing to hear your Japanese opinion about the demo (you might wanna call it violence)
Of course I'm sure you are furious. Japanese shops and restaurants have no responsibility for the territory problem.
Yet I beg you not to blame the Chinese people. Most of whom have no access to the information not censored by the government. They cannot learn the history of the island.

Anyway I wanna know how Japanese feel about the demo. Thanks :)

>>640
Many believe that it's all staged by a faction of the communist party, the protests, the violence, everything.
They are taking advantage of Ishihara's "stupid" move, as one news source puts it.
The history of the islands doesn't mean anything at all, they would
do whatever they can to satisfy their terriotorial ambitions, just
like they did against Vietnam. They actually wrested control over another disputed area from Vietnam.
Japanese are naive enough to argue that the islands historically belong to Japan.

People don't seem to be "furious" with what's happened.
Most seem simply stunned.

Sorry. I'm not stunned.
I hate Chinese.
For the time being, anyway.

I believe those who participate the series of demo are likely less in whole Chinese.
It's important that we should not be offensive to both Chinese who are now in Japan and Chinese Institute.
We can assert its own territory with international correct history in a calm manner.
Let's don't go up a same stage with china or korea, right?

>>640
I'd like to ask you, which country do you think the island belong to?

Since there is no feeling of compassion, I do not understand each other.

There's a theory going around that the protests are masterminded by
Xi Jinping, 習近平, who'll be the next leader of the PRC this fall.
Do you guys buy it?

【内閣総理大臣】
【総務大臣】
【法務大臣】
【外務大臣】
【財務大臣】
【文部科学大臣】
【厚生労働大臣】
【農林水産大臣】
【経済産業大臣】
【国土交通大臣】
【環境大臣】
【防衛大臣】
【内閣官房長官】
【国家公安委員長】
【特命大臣・科学技術政策】
【特命大臣・経済財政政策】
【特命大臣・消費者及び食品安全】
【特命大臣・沖縄及び北方対策】
【特命大臣・金融】

【幹事長】
【政調会長】　
【総務会長】
【国対委員長】

>>642
A great fuss is not a truth terror.
The people who keep a silent is a really terror like Japanese.

>>644
I basically agree, though I don't really understand what you're talking about. lol.

>>649
Yeah. Right. A great fuss is not a truth terror.
Speak up and make this world a better place.

>>644
I think so.
And I envy you writing soo smart.
I can't express what I am thinking such a fluent way.

It's a boring, predictable opinion.
You can hear such a routine comment everywhere when a dispute breaks out.

>>653
It may be boring, but that doesn't make it wrong.

Boring or not, it doesn't make much sense to me.
The only thing I can tell is that he's not a China hater.

Hey, have any of you read "the Rape of Nanking" by Iris Chang (in English or
in translation)?

>>656
you'd better post URL in this case.

wwww it's cold outside

>>658
Didn't you say several days ago that the temperature over there is over 40c?
It's still hot here.

9.2 deg C. I'm in my room wrapped in a duvet. I have to get up and
warm some soup before I continue my work. The key is to keep moving
and keep your circulation flowing. Otherwise your body can switch
to hibernation mode.

>>656
I haven't read the whole thing, but I did read some exerpts when I was at university.
It was rather unpleasant.

"The Rape of Nanking" is not worth reading.
It's a fiction and should be prohibited to be published.
Japan and the USA are friendly nations?
Stupid!
Who did the International Military Tribunal for the Far East?
The USA want to think Japan was a bad country before WW2 because the USA has been a country of the justice.
Two atomic bombs and a lot of air raids killed more than 500,000 Japanese civilians.
They need this fiction story for their justice.

I am a Canadian.

Your English is full of mistakes.

lol.

>>663
fack off

>>662
Banning books isn't cool, even if you disagree with what they say.
Anyway, there are plenty other sources of information about the Nanking Massacre.
The fact that it happened is incontrovertible.
I don't see how it has anything to do with the atomic bombings though.
The civilians who died in Hiroshima and Nagaski weren't responsible for Nanking.

>>663
Congratulations on being Canadian; we're all very impressed.
But if you could keep to constructive criticism, that would be appreciated.

>>665
constructive criticism?
Then how come >>663 is laughing?
It's crystal clear that he/she make fun of >>662.

"The Rape of Nanking" is not worth reading.
It's a fiction and should be banned.
Japan and the United States became friendly nations?
Stupid!
Who hold the International Military Tribunal for the Far East?
The United States wants to believe that Japan was a bad country before Worlf War�Ubecause the USA has been a country of the justice.
More than 500,000 civilians were killed in air raids and two atomic bombs.
They need this fiction story for their justice.

>>666
Yes, clearly >>663 was making fun of >>662.
That's why I was telling >>663 that they should only use constructive criticism.
'If you could [do something], it would be appreciated' is a polite way of saying, 'Please [do something].'

>>668
Oh, I see.
I misunderstood what you said as if you were flattering him.

>They need this fiction story for their justice.

Do you mean that the Americans fabricated the whole thing
so they could justify the mass slaugther of Japanese noncombatants?

If so, then I would say not only are you a right-wing bigot, but
you're also delusional.

THe gist of >>667's argument is that it was China that fabricated the Nanking Massacre and the U.S.
gets into line with their (Chinese's) ideas because the U.S. wants to keep prewar Japan as a bad nation.

My English can't express more.
I will post after.
Sorry.

According to the Biglobe news, five Chinese military commanders developed an argument that they should take a military action
against Japan.
Come on China!! I'm ready to take you on anytime!!
I'll dedicate my life to saving my country.
You must be very weak because China is an artificial country made by the Communist party.
When it comes to patriotism, we are still number one in the world, which was fairly reduced by America's occupation policy.

最後　,though. が抜けた。　オレ、ヌケ策ｗ

先日は弊社面接をお受けいただき、誠にありがとうございました。

弊社にて、慎重に検討いたしましたが、
今回はご希望にそえない結果となりました事を、ご連絡いたします。

誠に残念ではございますが、何卒ご了承くださいますよう
お願い申し上げます。

面接にご参加いただきましたことに
改めてお礼を申し上げるとともに
今後の益々のご活躍をお祈り申し上げます。


株式会社*******
総務部総務・人事課

>>674
I roared with laghter.
You are so amazing!
and thank you for your nice comment!

Boo shit!! Whats aimed for?? Its comment no longer relationship this thread. Then had read thats comment what burst into laugh.

>>663
You mean OUR English?
I will learn and use English even though you laugh out loud.

>>640
no one is furious about it in japan
it's just China being China like they always have been
Korea on the other hand is a filthy owatteru country

lets go to the beach before summer ends

Different people come from different nations.
But we all want the same things.
We must work as a species.
I think governments get in the way of this sometimes...

wwww it's cold outside

>>659

yes the weather where i live is CRAZY

ヒガバナ is growing!

in the city i live in

i was investigating atheism which is becoming popular on the net recently
and then i reached the truth that atheism is history's biggest conspiracy
to turn humans into godless robots

stand up my children, before it is too late
restore faith and bring back light to the world
i am jesus of nazareth

>>686
Somehow I always knew that if Jesus was real,
the Second Coming would be announced in the English chat thread on 2ch.

Harry Potter scam exposed
Harry Potter is a ripoff of an american film called Troll

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28film%29

you can see the splendid acting from the original Harry
in this video (the last 2 scenes, from 2:33)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntwiV_e6F9Y

Different eyewitnesses can give very different reports,
though in each case describing what each observer firmly believes he or she saw.

A question was raised in junior and senior high thread saying the above second line was imcomprehensible.
I gave the following explanation. Am I right or wrong?

Different eyewitnesses can *give very different reports,
{ though in each case (they are) *describing [ what ( each observer firmly *believes ) he or she *saw ] }.

I am a Christian, Mennonite.
I am 62 years old.
Only on Christmas day two years ago, I watched a movie 'a Norwayan Wood'.
After seeing the movie, I was walking the street.
Then brain stroke took place in me.
I stopped walking and stood still.
I kept that position approximately 10 minutes.
Then the waving scene was gone and I walked to my motor bike and went home riding the motor bike.

You see movies only on Christmas day?

Or you meant something else?

Sorry I asked because I'm not good at English.

I'd like to ask native speakers of English.

What's the difference between "the night came" and "the night came on"?

>>689
I think your explanation is right.
The sentence certainly isn't incomprehensible; it sounds fine to me.

>>690
The title should be 'Norwegian Wood'.
Instead of 'brain stroke took place in me', it would be better to say 'I had a stroke'.
A stroke can only happen in the brain, so you don't need to say 'brain stroke'.
Anyway, I'm glad you're okay!

>>691
It doesn't mean they only see movies on Christmas,
it means that this particular movie was 'only' two years ago.
So it emphasises that it was not a long time ago.
By the way, 'Only two years ago on Christmas Day' would sound more natural.

>>693
There's really no difference, but 'came on' is maybe a bit less common.
You could also say 'night fell' and it would mean the same thing.

>>694
Thank you so much.

Do you think which will win, Obama or Nixon?

Which do you think will win, Obama or Lincoln?

I think Steve will win.

It's not important who wins, as long as everyone has fun.

>>694
Thank you.
It has been nearly two years since I stopped direct communication in English.
-------------------------------
I am relieved to hear you say that my explanation was right.
What I explained sounded fine to you.
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Yeah, the adjective form of Norway was not clear to me.
Norway or Norwei becomes Norwegian?
'I had a stroke 'was good enough.
I'm also glad you actually gave me 'okay'!
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'Only two years ago on Christmas Day' sounds better.
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I could say 'night fell'.

So with your view added, it will be;

Different eyewitnesses can give very different reports,
though in each case describing what each observer firmly believes he or she saw.

Different eyewitnesses can *give very different reports,
{ though in each case (they are) *describing [ what ( each observer firmly *believes ) he or she *saw ] }.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I am a Christian, Mennonite.
I am 62 years old.
Only two years ago on Christmas day, I watched a movie ' Norweian Wood'.
After seeing the movie, I was walking the street.
Then I had a stroke.
I stopped walking and stood still.
I kept that position approximately 10 minutes.
Then the waving scene was gone and I walked to my motor bike and went home riding the motor bike.
---------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, it looks much better!
Thank you for teaching me native English.

>>699
You're welcome.
There are a couple more changes you could make.
'I watched a movie 'Norwegian Wood'.' sounds a bit odd.
It should be either, 'I watched the movie 'Norwegian Wood'.' or 'I watched a movie called 'Norwegian Wood'.'

With the second-last sentence, you need to say 'for approximately 10 minutes.'

The 'waving scene' doesn't make much sense to me. Do you mean you felt like everything was waving?
If that's the case, you could say something like 'Then the dizziness was gone'.

'Motorbike' is one word.
The end of the sentence is grammatically correct, but it sounds awkward to say 'motorbike' twice like that.
I would probably say something like, 'I walked to my motorbike and rode home.'

>>694
I'll let you know exactly what he was saying.
↓here


「She expects her uncle to adopt her child.」
494+1 ：片岡数吉(カズヨシ) ◆pTSgcfAwJ. [] ：2012/09/20(木) 11:29:01.40
おじさんが、彼女に、彼女の息子を自分の養子にしたいという話ですよね

おじさんが、彼女に、彼女の息子を自分の養子にしたいという話です
そのことを彼女は期待しているということです

495 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [↓] ：2012/09/20(木) 12:32:09.58
>>494
どこ見て訳してんの。　それじゃ主語と目的語が逆



496 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [↓] ：2012/09/20(木) 14:28:17.99
この中学生位からやり直した方が良いようなレベルの
ボケ老人っていつからここに居るの？

>>700
Do you know he is a former English teacher?
What do you think about it?

Previously I was a teacher of English who had never lived a life in an English speaking country
until 2 years ago.
Around 2 years ago, I went to east coast of the USA staying at youth hostels for a little more than two months.

>>700
You're very kind.
'I watched the movie 'Norwegian Wood'.'
'I watched a movie called 'Norwegian Wood'.'

'for approximately 10 minutes.'

'Then the dizziness was gone'.

'Motorbike' is one word.
'I walked to my motorbike and rode home.'
--------------------------------------------
Fine!

これちょっとひどい

【Google翻訳の反日策謀】
ttp://ichigo-up.com/cgi/up/qqq/nm56166.jpg

日本が中国を侵略する。　→Japan invaded China.（日本は中国を侵略した）
中国が日本を侵略する。　→Japan invaded China.（日本は中国を侵略した）
韓国が日本を侵略する。　→Japan invaded Korea.（日本は韓国を侵略した） 等、その他色々。


拡散する際に翻訳機能使うときは気をつけましょうね

>>705
> staying at youth hostels
How was that?

In New York City, I went to a hostel which was out of Manhattan.
I found it to be a very dirty place. I gave up that place.
I took a train going inside Manhattan Island. I opened a map and went near Central Park
and found a hostel. People enjoying traveling were there. I talked with lots of people and I cooked food.
I changed my hostels about 5 places. Each place wa fun to me.
Then I stayed in Chelsea Town hostel which was fun talking with prople in the garden.
Then I went to Philadelphia and stayed at a large village hostel which gave me a lot of fun.
Then I went to Washinton DC and stayed at a few hostels which gave me a lot of fun.
Then I went to Boston. I visited Harvard University.
Then I came back to Manhattan, I stayed there about a week.
Then I came back to Japan.

>>709
Was it in Queens or Brooklyn? They are bad places.

Brooklyn

It seemed more people staying in that hostel were homeless like.

yet their faces looked friendly

when I was staying at a very large hostel in Washington DC,
there was a burglar who came in the room where I was sleeping.
I had the locker key in a plastic bag and the plastic bag rustled.
there was someone in the darkness. I checked my plastic bag. the locker key was gone.
I asked the man about my key. Saying that it was on the floor,he handed the key to me.
Oh, what a shame!
He was gone from the hostel.
Several days later he was checking in the hostel.
I complained the front desk staff.
Then a police was called.
I told the staff that I had handed in a paper that described what happened.
He went behind the front desk to see it.
But he came back saying that he could not find it.
He lied.
I made a mistake that there caused a day's gap.
After all the man was banned from entering the hostel.
The police left the spot.

After all the man was banned from entering the hostel.
The police left the spot.

you should go to India
everyone should go to India
the Age of India is coming

i watch roruchan's german lesson videos and i have become a good german speaker
first of all, you should know that ACH SO is pronounced the same as the Japanese word ASSOU
and it means ASSOU, too. i think this comes from the fact that the Japanese came from DEUTCHLAND
in ancient pithecantropes times, when the Japanese islands were still connected to the eurasia continent
there are many other german words, but for beginners, being able to use ACH SO should be your first priority
with DA, NYET, and ACH SO you should be able to travel just fine in DEUTCHLAND

also i learned many things from his videos
in English, Australia and Austria are practically the same word and no one can tell the difference
but in german, Austria is called Oooster Reich and so it is not confused with Australia
but some hillbilly English man from the Gropecunt Lane decided to call Oooster Reich, Austria

also, in English, people in Switzerland is called swiss
but in german, they are called SCHWEIZER which is so much cooler and badder than swiss
but some jealous English hillbilly man from the Gropecunt Lane decided to give them a sissy name like swiss

>>718
>in English, Australia and Austria are practically the same word and no one can tell the difference
Only if the person speaking is a typical American who slurs everything.
For other English speakers, it should be quite hard to get the two mixed up.

>>717-719
In a nut shell, "SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US."

I go to a neaby covenience store.
My stomach is growling.
There are no foods in the fridge.
I like an "Ebi(shrimp) Katsu(cutlet)"sandwich sold in 7-11.
Other convenience stores also sells similar sandwiches, but they're not delicious and the Kats is skimped.
They are always sold out soon and can seldom be seen at night.
So I can surely get it now.

http://blog-imgs-45-origin.fc2.com/a/s/u/asutom/konb3601.jpg
http://blog-imgs-45-origin.fc2.com/a/s/u/asutom/konb3603.jpg

These are not my photos.

I had Unagi don with Sapporo Brew tonight. so delicious.

>>724
Do you know John Lennon really loved Una don?

testing my english

According to the pronunciation of Japanese words さしすせそ,
it is said as 'sa shi su se so' not as 'sa si su se so'.
likewise, たちつてと is said as 'ta chi tsu te to', not as 'ta ti tu te to'.
In the same way, はひふへほ should be pronounced as 'ha hyi hwu he ho', instead as 'ha hi fu he ho'.
And naturally it is not as 'ha hi hu he ho'.
As I a Japanese pronounce the letters 'らりるれろ', it is not American way of saying 'ra ri ru re ro' in which the tongue is rolled
and as you make a sound without saying 'ra ri ru re ro', 'r' sound which is u or e like sound is heard.
But as A Japanese try to say 'らりるれろ' but do not say it, and make sound, then it is 'n' sound.
This means that as a Japanese say the letters 'らりるれろ’,he or she puts his or her tongue at the top of mouth and has closed the breath passage.
And the sounnd of 'らりるれろ' is made as you release your tongue from the top of your mouth.
so it' sould be shown as '(n)ra (n)ri (n)ru (n)re (n)ro' to show native English speakers the way of saying them.
When we Japanese say ん,the length of the sound is one syllable.
So it is 'nn' which is as you make ん letter with computer.

>>727
Fuck off!!

>728
You are a terrible person, you know that?
A really terrible fucking person i tell you!!

And the sound of 'らりるれろ' is made as you release your tongue from the top of your mouth.
so it' should be shown as '(n)ra (n)ri (n)ru (n)re (n)ro' to show native English speakers the way of saying them.
When we Japanese say ん, the length of the sound is one syllable.
So it is 'nn' which is as you make ん letter with computer.

>>726
also testing.

>>718
>Oooster Reich
Das heißt Österreich, bitte.

>>732
ACH SO

the sauce we know today as usuta sauce is from Oooster Reich

in the beggining
the people who are known today as the English
were just hillbilies in a small village in the northern part of Deutchland called Saxonville

they are the Saxons
the Saxons made an alliance with the fearless skulbashing vikings of Denmarc
who are known as the Angola

when the Angola-Saxon alliance settled in the britain island
the people who had names like William, Thomas were the Angola
the Saxons were mostly named like Nutbaggins and Saggington
that was around 1025 A.D.

イチローのインタビュー
2番目の質問が全くわかりません
左ピッチャーがどうのこうの･･･
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Byn8JYALYY

Hey, Guys!
Could you please tell me what is the second question?

Nutbaggins and Saggington were good friends
they build a small town in sunny countryside and called it Shire
in the shire there was Tickle Cock Bridge and over the bridge there was Gropecunt Lane
and they lived happily ever after

>>738
just listen to the guy on the right

>>740
Sorry my bad, I didn't tell you exactly what I want.
I know the guy saying in Japansese.
But I want you to dictate the second question if you have time.

>>736
'Angola' is a country in Africa.
The people who allied with the Saxons were called the Angles.
But they weren't from Denmark, and they weren't Vikings.
They were basically just another Germanic tribe like the Saxons.
No people had names like 'Nutbaggins' or 'Saggington' in 1025.

>>738
"Joe Girardi hadn't played you when you came over in the trade against lefties
all the time. Do you feel like the last few days you really made your case to
play against lefties moving forward here for the rest of the season?"

>>742
thank you so much!

when did Nutbaggins and Saggingtons first appear in England?

>>744
A name with an ending like -ington would generally be the name of a place ('ton' means 'town').
Place names came to be used as surnames around the 13th century, when surnames started to become popular.
People used to only have one name, which would be something like 'William'. As populations increased and
towns and cities grew larger, there came to be a lot of people with the same names. So people needed some
way to specify who exactly they were talking about when they said 'William'. One way was to refer to the
town where someone was from. So you might call someone, for example, William of Saggington.
Over time, these descriptions became family names. So William Saggington's son would be Thomas Saggington,
even though Thomas might never have lived in Saggington.

you know The Blue Lagoon is a masterpiece depicting erotic adolescence.
it was rebroadcasted on NHK-BS, yet due to the quake report, accidentally the telop hide the racy subjects seeming to be stringent to sexual contents...
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>>745
oh so it's like Jesus of Nazareth and Baba of Takada

Im not good at speaking English but our company let me go abroad...

>>748
I envy you!
which country will you go to?

>>749
amsterdam , my toeic score is less than 650...

>>750
I think the toeic score is meaningless.
You have a chance to learn English in the best way.
If you are in trouble, the people in this tread will help you.lol

>>747
That's how it started out, yeah. Jesus (if he existed) would only have had one name,
so people would use a description like 'of Nazareth' to make it clear who they meant.
Other examples would be to call someone by their occupation (Michael the baker) or
by reference to their father (George son of Richard) or by some geographical landmark
that the person lived near (Sarah of the hill).

But then, gradually from around the 13th century (and different times in different places)
people started to make the descriptions part of their actual names. So those same people
would be called 'Michael Baker', 'George Richardson' and 'Sarah Hill'. And then fathers
would give their family name to their children. So all of Michael Baker's children would
have the surname 'Baker' regardless of whether they worked as bakers or not.

Later, probably around the 16th or 17th century, people started to use middle names as well.

>>751
I think you already have enough ability to communicate in English.
How long are you ganna stay there?

>>752
that's interesting and greatly written

Things were pretty much the same in Japan.
Ordinary people only had one name and only the samurai and the noble
were allowed to have more than one. The difference from your country was that that continued until the Meiji Revolution, in the mid 19th century.
I wonder what it's like having only one name. Or not having any for that matter.

>>755
Right. Ordinary people were like dogs.

speaking of japanese names
in ancient times they put NO between their first name and surname
like Takada no Baba
but sometime in the medieval time the NO was dropped, so it is kind of similar i think
although Takada no Baba is still Takada no Baba

Jesus was born in Nazareth and lived his life there
so he was Jesus of Nazareth
but he died somewhere in the tohoku region in japan
so when he died, he was no longer jesus of nazareth

DEUTCHLAND as we know today is only a young baby country
before Deutchland there was HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
it was holy and roman, and you can see this heritage in present day Deutchland
their ruling party is named the Christian Party of Deutchland
and great cathedrals attract many visitors
the holiness is strong in Deutchland

>>758
Right. He was named(called) Jesus after he had died.

before the Holy Roman Empire there was FRANZ KINGDOM
which included France and was ruled by Franz Josef I

You sound like a history buff. Keep up the good work.

these are just basics of history
i don't know anything beyond the basic stuff

Tennou is not Emperor. Tennou is Tennou.
The U.S.A made him say he was human beings, but it is not true.
Mind your own business.

人様の宗教を改変しようとするな。制度上人間宣言したが、陛下は天照の直系だ。
何が人間宣言だ。ふざけんなぼけ。

Or a revisionist.
What other historical facts would you deny besides where Jesus Christ was dead?
Do you have any proof he died in Gunma?

I thinking of a dirty‐minded every day.
Is this English correct?

History revisionists are those who deny the Holocaust, the Nanking atrocities,
the atomic bombs, 9/11, etc.
Maybe a line should be drawn between revisionists who are real historians and nutty people.

But truthfully they look no different to me.

>>767
Right. History has been made by winners.

Hirohito was held unaccountable. That was the intention of the winners, or General Head Quarter.
The Americans ordered all the defendants in the Tokyo trials not to testify in a way that could indicate his involvement.
But that was not true, he was playing a pivotal role throughout the course of the war.

So as you said, history was made, or tampered with, by the winners.

On a side note, he was even considering abdicating, but the GHQ didn't approve the idea. They saw the need to protect Japan against communism, and used him for that end.

Japan was not communism those days.
USA could not underatand it.
Japan is just a justice nation, not USA.

I visited my family's grave for equinoctial week
and went to "Komeda Cofee" for lunch.
I ate too much food and satisfied with the delicious dessert called "シロノワール"
Do you know that?

>>760
you mean Jesus was his buddhist name?
or is it some story from the Bible?

Chinese listen to me,
Manchuria is Japanese territory therefore return back to Japan immediately.
Manchuria is our territory!!

We’d like to battle with China if they won’t return back Manchuria to us.
Japan has to get Manchuria back from China immediately.
These territories are really Japanese territory.
Even if they won’t return back, we would be able to battle with them.

Anyway, China didn’t win a battle of Japan at least only once!!
China is really weak!!
But they don’t recognize this truth. They really look like foolish.

>>774
what is "We"?

>>776
All of Japanese people.
Except brainwashing by China.

Sorry, I can't understand what you're saying.

>>771 What is Komeda coffee? Isit this shop?
http://www.komeda.co.jp/contents/n_shirono.php
That looks very high calorie!

Is this some kind of brunch?
http://www.komeda.co.jp/contents/n_morning.php

>>778
Originally, there’s no territory problem of Senkaku islands between
Japan and China. But China has wanted to have trouble with Japan.
They have this trouble made intentional surely.
Moreover, China said, “Okinawa islands are also Chinese territories.”
Why they want have a problem with Japan like this?
Japan had supported China so long time.
Then I guess, it’s an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Therefore, I demand to return old Japanese territory of Manchuria again.

Senkaku island have been Japanese territory!! Never that changeable thing and move it somewhere else.

>>779-780
Yes, that's right!
Komeda serves Nagoya's typical breakfast menu.
Originally Komeda was only in Nagoya(maybe),
but they have many chain stores spread across a wide area now.
Komeda's most popular menu is "シロノワール"
that is kind of like a caramel coated denish bread with soft cream and maple syrup.
Yes, It's very high calorie!
and also their serving size is big for regular prices.
So I always end up eating too much.

>>783 Nice. I want a Komeda cafe here right now. For a simple brunch on Sundays.
Served with a smile from an ikemen staff.You can always share the extra large
serving with a loved one you know.

Baby Akanishi joined Jin and Meisa Kuroki:
http://www.sponichi.co.jp/entertainment/news/2012/09/23/kiji/K20120923004181710.html
I hope Jin can take care of them. He has the world on his shoulders now.

What will happen if Kame's baby's eyes are ugly slant eyes like the ones
of Kame before cosmetic surgery. The baby ends up resembles nobody
except Kame before cosmetic surgery. Terrible...

What? I love Chibi Kame-chan's even more. They turn into flat lines when he smiles.
No problem, he just needs to find a woman with large eyes. For instance me~~~

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>>784
Brunch at a Komeda would be good!
Unfortunately thare wasn't an ikemen staff lol
I hope to enjoy sharing the serving with my boyfriend someday.

It is important to speak ill of others who are good peolpe because they always think I am a good.
They always mix sushi and pan cake. I won't understand it.
Sushi and pan cake are diffrent things. Leaves come to turn red in this season.
Good people will turn red,too.
I think they were not around-the-clock good people when she was good, but that they are red people opend 24h now.
I'm verry happy that they turn the impossible to the possible.
I 'm not sure what I want to say, but at the same time I 'm sure that my fever is overflowing around Japan.

>>790

With all due respect, I don't understand what he/she's driving at.

I'd like to ask native speakers of English out there, do you understand what he/she's talking about?

790

I think you are a complete nut.

I suggest you go to a mental asylum.

>>791
No, I don't understand 790 either.
Most of it is okay grammatically, but there's no clear meaning.

>>791 Could be about gossiping friends. The person is pleased in a way that
the gossipers think she is type A(sushi) rather than type B(pancake)
personality. She'd rather be known as type A. I think the gossiping friends
seem to change in her eyes too (from type B to type A).

>>772
If my old memory serves me right, Jesus means ユダヤの王or something and Christ means 救世主.
So it was not his original name.

>>794

Thanks you. So that makes sense to you. I didn't know there's such a thing as a pancake personality.
Sushi personality?

I need HRT badly

>>794 I am not aware if such personalities exist. They exist in >>794's
world. This is just my interpretation of what she told us.

However I can imagine a sushi personality (someone who like smooth, fresh, sexy things
and likes living on the edge) versus pancake personality (one who seeks warmth,
reassurance and acknowledgement). I am just making it up so take it with a pinch
of salt please.

Very interesting. What food personality do you describe yourself as?

There are only a couple of Japanese foods I can think of that would make sense if used
with "personality." Natto personality. Udon personality. etc.

People with a natto personality are tough, stubborn, tenacious but may easily hold grudges.

You guys make me starving.
I wonder what I'm going to cook for supper :-)

>>802

"cook for supper" "cook for dinner"

What's the difference between supper and dinner?

For example, was it supper or dinner you had last evening?

>>803
"supper" is an evening meal, typically a light or informal one

"dinner" is the main meal of the day, taken either around midday or in the evening
a formal evening meal, typically one in honor of a person or event

these are what my dictionary says, though.

Traditionally, 'dinner' referred to the biggest meal of the day, which generally used
to be around noon. But these days 'dinner' usually refers to the evening meal.
'Supper' usually refers to the evening meal as well, but in some places it's more like
a sort of snack eaten after the larger meal.
In some places, the evening meal is also referred to as 'tea', even though people
don't necessarily drink tea with it.

805 and 806 Thank you.

Do you use them interchangeably, like you say "let's have dinner" today,
but you said "Let's have supper" yesterday?

>>807
Where I'm from (South Australia) they're not really interchangeable. Supper is generally
something smaller than dinner.
For example, sometimes I go to seminars in the evenings, and they're often advertised as
including 'supper'. That basically means there will be sandwiches and paper plates, and
people eat while standing around or sitting on a chair with the plate on their lap.

'Dinner' or 'tea' would be used if you're talking about a bigger meal where you sit at a
table to eat. There's no difference in meaning between the two, but 'dinner' sounds more
formal. Within your own household, it would be very common to use 'tea'.
But I'm pretty sure 'tea' is never used in America to refer to a meal.

Generally speaking, if you stick with 'dinner' everyone will know what you mean.

I am not a native speaker but there seems to be a class difference in the use of "tea"
instead of dinner. For the working class "tea" instead of "dinner" or "supper". the latter
two are middle and upper class usage respectively. Then again I am just a foreigner.

>>800 I find it difficult to describe myself in food types. What
do you think? What food describes me and you?

>>809
>I am not a native speaker
so where are you from ?

>>811 I am from Cyberspace just like everyone else. Have you been there?

>>810
I would describe myself as a tempura personality. Why (Sono kokoro wa?)
Because I have a stage fright. (Yoku agarimasu) Umai ?!

I would describe you as a strawberry personality.

>>808
Thank you. I take it you use "dinner" most of the time for the meal you have in the evening.

I make a cup of hot coffee.
I don't put sugar into it.
Here is my dialy.

>>813 Ah I wish I could understand the connection between tempura and
stage fright. Is it something to do being nervous to the point being
fried? sorry for the ridiculous guess. So what is a tempura personality
really like?

I wished someone explained it to you on my behalf.

Well, the Japanese "agaru" means two different things,
fried, and feel embarrased in front of a large crowd.

Maybe "feel intimidated" would be the right way to put it.

揚がる is not used often….

>>818
Right. And at the moment, your Kintama also agaru to high position.

Kintama agaru？ I don't know it. I will try to agaru tonight.
I go outside midnight. When someone comes close to me, I'll open the front of my coat.
I am naked under my coat, of course.
Then I will say,"Please gaze at my kintama with this light and check if my kintama agaru to high position."

Officer, this guy!

>>821
Kintama also agaru just before you ejaculate.

Really? Did you try? It is an assumption untested, isn't it?
I want to make absolutely sure of it.

please email me!
[email protected]
[email protected]

These 2 email addresses are the same email

ｗｈｙ？

I don't want to email you because your replys are always very short. lol
Of course I know you are a good person, though.

>>826 - 827 i am lonely

Then why not sing songs including the word lonely such as Lonely Chaplin?
After that, I'm sure you'll feel much better.

I hate English.
If there wasn't a English exam, I would be a Tokyo university studens now.
My hesachis are over 72 except English.
My English hensachi is under 60.
I am a genius. I must be able to be a Tokyo university student.

>>817 Why? Are you lazy?
So now I will always think of tempura when I am giving presentations.
Ok next: Why am I ichigo type you think?
Sorry for being so inquisitive. I want to know what people on the other side of the world think of me.

>>830 I din't know you had to pass English language exams for Todai.
I had oyakodon at Toku London today! The rice was so delicious...
I could not pick the remaining rice off the bowl. Sadly I lack good
choptick skills.

>>828 Cute Sparky, don't be lonely.

>>833
If you think so, you can email him. He would be glad.
And I wish you were my meru-tomo.

>>832
i think oyakodon includes a semi-raw egg like below.
http://kdthpgf-72.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/25/a.jpg
is it ok to yourself ?

Hey,KameGirl! or other native speakers!
Please tell me what's she saying at around 2:50.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u073fpR-O7U
I hope you're satisfied? ??????. Bye!

Hey there. Long time no see.

I took a TOEIC test not too long ago. Since I took a series of TOEIC seminar in my universiry,
I'm sure my score can be good enough. I guess it's over 750.

Anyway, I've not been here for a long time. So I don't know how this thread goes at all.

>>836
'I hope you are satisfied with that. Bye.'

Happy synthesizer for you I'll play this one time melody in hopes that it will one day reach deep into your heart.

>>838
who are you?

I love hermony of the voice!! For example, sounds like Gospel.

>>840
I'm Elliot. Who are you?

I'm Hide. Nice to Chating you sir Mr,Elliot.

>>842
You are a Japanese.

>>844
No, I'm an Australian.

You are a liar.

What makes you think that?

I believe you because I'm sure you are the same person as >>808.

Kagawa ! very very cool finish !

Kagawa is very very cool fetish.
I want to see a thin book about Kagawa×Rooney.

イギリス 　　　 　 年間勤務時間1700時間　平均年収410万円　　2411円/h
ドイツ　 　　　　 　年間勤務時間1350時間　平均年収355万円　　2629円/h
フランス 　　　　　年間勤務時間1350時間　平均年収350万円　　2592円/h
イタリア　 　　　　年間勤務時間1350時間　平均年収315万円　　2333円/h
オランダ 　　　　 年間勤務時間1300時間　平均年収385万円　　2961円/h
ルクセンブルク　年間勤務時間1250時間　平均年収480万円　　3840円/h
アメリカ　　 　　　年間勤務時間2300時間　平均年収495万円　　2152円/h
オーストラリア 　 年間勤務時間1800時間　平均年収320万円　　1777円/h
日本　 　　　　　　年間勤務時間2650時間　平均年収430万円　　1622円/h

>>851
This is because
日本人の節約省エネなど高い効率性やサービスの質の高さは経営者にとっては「なんだもっとできるのか」と企業競争に使われ、
価格に織り込まれ、いくら最先端の技術と誇ったところで、バカンスなどあるわけでもなく、社会の上層に吸い取られるだけ。
頑張れば頑張るほど豊かさを失っていく。ロボット技術で余暇は生まれましたか？日本は終わりなんです。

>>851
Are you sure those numbers are correct?
They seem to be different from what it says at this website:
http://www.leekspin.com/

>>852
in english please.

crisis of typhoon!!

>>848
I'm >>808
Who are you??

>>856
I surely have a real name given by my parents but I don't want to tell you that
in a place like this.
Probably, Elliot is not also your real name but a sort of fixed handle name.

>>856
What? Why are you pretending to be me?

>>857
Elliot actually is my real name, but >>856 is a completely different person.

Elliot is like the game charactor

Which game character?

As usual schizo tendencies show up towards the end of the thread.



>>813>> Why am I straw berry personality?

>>834 Anyone can be my meru tomo (mail tomodachi?), including Sparky,
I am kg2ch at yahoo. Drop me a line in English! I will try my best to reply.

>>835 Raw eggs are entirely OK with me.

Please told me what I'm useable men･･. I wanna to ask dear my owner.
Nothing useable this lack of ability. How should I solve these problem right now. So chairm you are!!

Bring up trouble here. Awakening Mira Bella Bitch.

>>861

Just a random guess.

Maybe I thought you'd like it, cause you say you're a girl.
Would be much better than, say, salad personality.

I don't know what connotations (e.g. sexual) strawberries might have
cause I don't speak English.

Judging from her posts so far, I don't think strawberries go well with her at all.
Strawberries look so cute and taste sweet while she sounds like a amazon and might taste of durian.

>>866
Your comment reminds me of a movie アマゾネス which I saw when a child. A very impressive sexy one.

>>861 So it is.
>>865 I think it is a safe choice. I'd rather say what you
think like >>866. A durian is far fetched, but I am not a strawberry type at all.
You have to have nerves of steel and a thick skin in my field
to survive. It is not made for naive strawberry types.
Right, off to work now.

>>867
Speaking of amazoness, I remember a woman saying in a TV commercial," Da Daaaan! Byoyon Byoyon!.

>>868
Your comment reminded me of a former prime minister of your country called " iron woman."
In addition, you sounds like you live in a world which is ruled by the concept of survival of the fittest appearing in Darwin's evolutionary theory.
I'll pray for you.

I wanna keep awake tonight, but getting sleepy..

China vs Japan: Senkaku Islands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uphmMnppCLY

Japanese who can discuss this in Englsih pasrticipate in a discussion.
We haven't opposed the anti-Japanese liars.
This move is seen to aroud the world.
History is not fiction.
Many war crimes that China and Korean say Japan did are almost fiction.

I can not speak English very well, but I entered the discussion.
All the Japanse must enter there.

Not again!
As you know, Koreans are notorious for plagiarism, ranging from scientific papers
to cultural stuff. This time, music...
If you're American, I think you've heard this song because it's
won no.1 spot in America. But he's held a press conference and admitted
he stole the song from Japanese TV commercial.

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=player_embedded#!

Japanese TV commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1hvWOPsQbQ&feature=player_embedded

OOps. Maybe it's highest rank is No.2, not No.1? Anyway, It's very popular now so
you guys might have heard of it.

OOps again, The news was a troll? I googled but no news is hit regarding
his admitting plagiurism.

>>870 Yes it is exactly like that over here. A very "dog eat dog"
environment. That is why I cannot afford to be a strawberry personality.

>>877
Right, but everybody has an illusion and it is also said Life is only an illusion.

My only illusion is Kamenashi Kazuya.

mine is chihara minori.

Minorin's absolulte territory is over 9000.

Watch out

      Is the Jap call girl

             really Japanese ?

I didn't know who she is at all, so googled her.
Roughly speaking, good-looking girls can be categorized into two types; cute and beautiful.
I think she is the latter type.
I like baby-faced girls with all the curves, so she is not my type.

Everyday, everytime, I am nagged by old buzzerd.
He is seriousely stupid, nonsense, and stiff.
Many times I tried to communicate with him but resulted in vain.
I had gotten tired. I wan to escape from everythig about him.

I deeply feel for you.
Nothing is more painful than living with someone who is as incompatible as oil and water.

>>879
Your existence is an illusion to me and vice versa.

What?

>>887
Do you know the word Gal-Oyaji?

hello every one

now that native speakers reside in this thread only KameGirl ?

Now is the time!
I like this sentence.

You should never eat before Martial Arts training.
>>886 Actually I am a figment of my own imagination.
>>890 KG2ch is not a native speaker.

http://viploader.net/ippan/src/vlippan294456.jpg

I wonder if Igirisu-jin has gone forever...
What would motivate him to come back, I wonder...
Oh, yes, he should know a man in this thread is determined to devote his
anal to him.

>>893
The earth is finally over.
Clearly, this is the cat-shaped space dreadnaught.

白眞勲・・・

Japan is finally over.

Japan will prosper with robot technology.

>>833
*^^*

>>897
thats is what i want to help with~

>devote his anal to him.
i supoose his dismissal results from such a post.

whazup, you sons of bitches!
i heard Japan's gonna start a WAR against China
so what's gonna be?
do you think China has guts to nuke Japan?

i dun give a shit about the issue between japan and china.btw i have skool in 5hrs, gotta sleep.so long bastards!

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http://uni.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kokusai/1346184033

【　齊天大聖の地球表面の神武の能力のひとつ。　】
『　地球表面の頂上抽象。　』

『　あなたも僕もDavid Rockefellerも肉体は電気信号で動く人形です。　』
『　http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkGphC5hxuM 　』

『　17:23　幽霊はいます。　』
『　http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1BZr08fsA4　』

『　幽霊と死後の世界は存在します。　』
『　Canada Admits - Alien Technology Operated by the USA.　』
『　Rockefeller admits to planning " New World Order ".　』
『　Cnn And Politico Admit Ron Paul Media Conspiracy.　』
『　CNN and US Government Admit UFOs Exist.　』
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『　NASA Admits UFO & ET's existence (On the News) .　』
『　Mexican Government Admits Aliens are Real.　』
『　Government Admits Aliens.　』
『　Government Admits ufo.　』
『　The Vatican admits Aliens exist!　』
『　Group near-death experiences.　』
『　矢作直樹。　』

『　2015年 ： イスラエルが悪魔にそそのかされて限定核戦争。　』
『　2019年 ： 中国が竜魔にそそのかされて全面核戦争。　』
『　核戦争で生き残る20億生者。 　』 l

I'd lost my memories for a few years.
But suddenly I've got some of them agein.

So your father raped your ass, right?
I feel deep sympathy for your asshole.

『　I worked for 14 hours.　』
『　I need to catch the early train. 　』
『　I admit it is a near life experience.　』
『　Hornesty this is not right.　』

These is NOT your daily.
Write it the underside of a flyer, right!?

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Ohhhhhhhhh....
I'm starving....
I think I eat an instant ramen, the type you pour hot water and wait for
3 minuiotes for lunch... That's not enough, so I eat a bowl of rice, too.

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PLEASE DONATE!!!!

what is HRT?

It's an acronym for " hormone replacement therapy."

Oh, I made a mistake.
In that case, you should use the definite article.

>>912
Shut up!

Is there a good thread about helping Japanese people study English? Or any sites you would recommend? I'm a native speaker.

(お勧めとかあったら日本語レスもどうぞ)

>>894
Sitting at a computer and typing all day (and sometimes all night) can
be quite tiring, unfortunately. There's so much more to do.
By the way, I'd just like to say that I have solved the island problem.
The Senkaku islands are now mine.

>>914
Lang-8 is one of the sites I recommend. It's a site for Language learners
to practice writing. I don't use the site anymore but let me explain.
I post a journal/diary or whatever in English there, native English speakers
proofread and correct it. In return I proofread and correct Japanese diaries/journal
posted by learners of Japanese around the world. It's a sort of mutual help language learners' community.
You don't have to write a diary/journal there. Some people are only proofread and correct posts for
language learners to help them. You need to get a free account.

>>914
Do you read Japanese? Then, another site I'd recommend is OKwave. (http://okwave.jp/)
It's one of the biggest Q&A site and you can call it a quality site, meanig better than Yahoo Answers thingy.
OKwave covers wide varieties of topics and there's an English category. (http://okwave.jp/c385.html)
When I say English category, it means questions there are all English-related. (I don't mean the category is displayed
in English. hence you need to understand Japanese.) Like Lang-8, you need to get a free account to use the service, both for answering and
posting a question. Some of the questions there are grammar related so I guess it's difficult to answer it for a native English speakers unless they
have a certificate of teaching English to english learners. Some questions are just "Please translate this letter to English..." and I bet you are good at
this type of question, or I should say request, is easier to handle if you understand original Japanese.

>>914
If you don't mind reaching your helping hands further and are eager to help English
leaners worldwide, not only Japanese english learners. This is the place to go. http://forum.wordreference.com/forumdisplay.php?f=6
There, those who post a question has to use English when posting, you understand what their questions are.
You don't need to understand Japanese. English skills of many Japanese English learners are not good enough for them to post their questions in English, so
naturally, I don't there're many Japanese English learners there.
Hope this helps if there's anything else you'd like to know, ask away.

Oh, and if you're interested in signing up Mixi, which is a Japanese SNS site, you can
sign up and use it. There are Q&A communities for English learners where they post English related questions
Different from Facebook, you don't have to use your real name, so you
can stay sort of anonymous. You need to get a free account to start using Mixi.

>>915
I don't get the meaning ' The Senkaku islands are yours'.

>>920
I have claimed them as my own. They are now neither Japan's nor
China's. They're mine. But I'm happy to let you visit without a visa.

CRAZY

Hello!
This is my first writting on this board.
I'm a huge fan　of　NFL!

【政治】 オーストラリア政府閣僚「オーストラリア国民は平和を好み、日本の尖閣諸島に対する主張を支持しない」
http://uni.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1349351051/

If this is true, I hate Austkorea.

Sir Igirisujin will then entertain us in his castle overlooking the sea,
with delicious calamari served as part of the menu.
Is formal attire compulsory or are we allowed to show up in robe de chambre?

>>921
I got it. You just made an oyaji gag:-)

>>915
Long time no see! One of Japanese who used to live there back then had
two goats, male and female, and now the number of goats has increased to hundreds in total.
It is said that they eat too much grasses, the grasses on on of the islands are on the verge of dessapearing.
Before it's too late, I want you to reduce the number of them.
The reward is that you can do whatever you want with the wild goats' anuses.

I own Falkland Islands, by the way, and I can fuck with penguins there as much as I want.

>>923
What's your favorite team? Do you watch NFL games on NHK BS?

>>921
I'd like to ask your impression, igirisu-jin. When I was watching BBC news yesterday or the day before
yesterday, the news anchor said the song of the korean's singer introduced in >>874
got number one spot in UK.

Do you get the impression that the two songs (the Japanese commercial song and the korean's mega hit song)
sounds like the same? Or you don't think Korean song resembles the Japanese commercial song?
I for one the two sounds very similar.

>>925
Calamari is good. But uni shall be also be served for those who dislike
seafood. Though uni comes from a creature of the sea, it transcends
cuisinal boundaries. Evening dress would be nice, but we wouldn't stop
anyone who wishes to arrive in a dressing gown.

>>927
Grass grows easily. Sometimes too easily. However, the goat problem is
easily solved, since I imagine that goats are delicious. As for the reward,
I would probably sell them to China for both medicinal and culinary purposes.
Hopefully I'll be able to level up someday...

>>929
It's true that the song is still in the #1 spot on the music charts here. After
listening to them almost together, they definitely do have major similarities in
beat, dance, use of electronic tracks and... ah... saying [continued]

I like whale. It is very delicious.
God bless all the whale eaters.

Speaking of whale, I remember whale meat would often be served at school time when I was a kid.
It was absolutely delicious as you said.
I think Westerners were so arrogant that they decided to discontinue commercial whaling.
You know, what you eat is a cultural issue, none the less, they insisted that whales are an intellectua animal, killing them is crual or they are
indanger of extinction.
I cannot help but say that they are all stupid!!

Sorry, I posted >>934 while I was drinking, so there were lots of mistakes.

correction→　at school luch time crual→cruel indanger of →　in danger of

That's right.
Kyusyoku is my delicious memory.

>>929
[continued] words (there's probably a technical term for that, but I don't know what
it is). It's difficult to say where the line is between inspiration and
plagiarism, but credit should always be given where due.

>>916 >>917 >>918

Thanks so much! I'll have to check out all three of these. I do speak Japanese so OKWave sounds especially promising; it would probably be good practice for me too!

>>932, >>937
Thank you very much for sharing your opinion, Igirisu-jin.
The song really is getting popular worldwide.
I read somewhere that the song boasts reaching 100 million views on YouTube
within the shortest time, faster than Lady Gaga but some say the reliability of the
view count is dubious. The song is so catchy that I understand why it gets popular, but
after listening to the Japanese CM, I'm convinced that he plagiarized it, although there
are no solid evidence.

Talking of Lady Gaga,she's very fat now,unbeliebably.
Did someone see her recent photo?Very fat!

>>938
Good to hear you like it.

Today of the last year is the day that Steve Jobs was drawn up to heaven.

Oh.. no longer today...

I had heared it too. But hornesty lovely it too. Probably she wanna to say what no matter of the her weight cause most important is her songs and those lines. She just wanna to discribed those act. Probably I wonder it.

Befores comment discribed what Lady GaGa.

Have some tea?

There was a link to a leaked sex video of Halk Hogan in another thread.
It's said the woman who slept with Hogan is Heather Clem, ex-wife of DJ.

Do you happen to know how old she is? She looks young although she has
silicon boobs.

>>924
What's this 'Austkorea' stuff about?
I tried asking in one of those anti-Australian threads, but I still don't get it.
How does Australia have anything to do with korea?

>>948

http://uni.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1349351051/
is misinformation.

Putting that aside, Australian sometimes behave like Korean,
so Japansese started to call it especially when Australian do anti-Japanese activities.

>>949
Could you be more specific about their behaviors?
Because whaling issue is the only matter I have a bad impression towards them about.

>>950
Mainly, the whaling issue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhG6CuJiR2E

http://gawker.com/5948770/even-for-a-minute-watching-hulk-hogan-have-sex-in-a-canopy-bed-is-not-safe-for-work-but-watch-it-anyway

Halk Hogan sex video.
He's nearly 60 yearls old and I'm amazed the way his cock is erected.

Yeah, a lot of people were talking about whaling in the other thread I looked at.
It's weird, because it's not a big issue at all in Australia.
Most people would be against whaling if you asked them, but we don't really care.
The environmentalists who attack whaling boats are obviously insane. They don't represent normal Australians.

We certainly are not anti-Japanese like people keep saying. If anything we're pro-Japanese.
Japanse-made products have a very high reputation here, and Japanese anime and games are really popular.
Also I read somewhere that Japanese is the most widely-taught foreign language in Australian schools.
A lot of people have a negative impression of some Asian countries, especially China, because they resent
Chinese companies taking opportunities in Australia. But I never hear a bad word about Japan.

You must be Elliot. You've become a little diplomat here. I mean a bridge between Australia and Japan.

>>936
I imagine you are an old guy like me.

Seriously, what will happen when you run of whales to eat?
Will you say it was sweet memory then?

I want to fuck a beautiful blond woman on the street seen by pedestrians
only thing that I want to do in my life is fucking the beautiful

Whales isn't threatened with extinction now.
They are one of the marine ecosystem.
They eat a lot of fish.
The balance of the marine ecosystem will be destoryed.

>>958 I see that youa re worried more about the ecosystem rather than
assuring your whale eating rights. You wantto save the fish. Am I right?

>>958
×They are one of the marine ecosystem.
○They are at the top of the marine ecosystem. (I don't know this sentence is raight.)

>>959
I want to eat both whale and sushi.
We eat whale, and fish will increase.

eating whales cause to increase the number of the fish ? YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!! then I will be able to eat more sushi at less price !!

Baleen whales don't eat fish, because they don't have teeth.
They eat krill.

It seem that Cheating it. I would have been eat it so much. Hornesty I love a wasabi very much. Please somebady to eat me.

Eating whale meat was one of our traditonal eating habits and we made the best use of the whole part of a whale.
On the other hand, Westerners, especially Americans overhunted whales only to get whale oil from them.
You know, power is justice in this world, in other words, where might is master, justice is servant.

>>963 I ran out of Kasugai peas. They have wasabi flavour.
Hornesty I would have given you some.

Hornestly is a trend word here?

>>957
How big is your kintama to fuck kinpatsu gals?

my kintama is average size but my penis is especially big and long and I can ejaculate lots of times a day
I am sure that I never make any girls dissapointed with my penis

you have to remember what counts is not size but proficiency when it comes to the matter of penis

I think he's so busy everyday.
But,I miss him.I want to see him...

>>915
its always good to see you alive

Native speakers, this is a serious question.

What a go-go dancer exactly mean? What I want to know is the if a dancer
who wear a bra or thong without becoming completely naked is also called a go-go dancer.
Or does a go-go dancer have to be complete naked, which means showing
her boobs and private part while dancing?

i am an english-speaking italiano from appalachiano
does that count as a native speaker?

I looked it up in a dictionary
it said that a go-go dancer is a woman who dances with sexy movements in a bar or nightclub.
by the definition it doesnt matter whether they are complately naked or not
but I want them to be naked anyway you too don't you ?

shut the fuck up if you are not a native speaker
he clearly stated that he was asking native speakers
stupid fuckin ape face asian

why ask native speakers when it is a question that can be answered by non-natives?
these apes are fuckin stupid
i am an italiano from appalachiano, i am smarter than these apes

stop arguing over go-go dancers you are a skunk

>>953
it is a good thing that people dont like China
however, Korea is much worse

did you know
that even though Australia is a huge land, human habitation is limited to the south-eastern coast
and famous cities like Kidney and Calbone are located and concentrated around there
while the rest of the vast land is controlled by various pokemon-like creatures

>>972
The defining feature of a go-go dancer is that they are paid to dance at a nightclub.
They can be fully clothed.

>>978
I don't think it's a good thing that people don't like China.
It would be better if we could all get along well together.

>>979
Yeah, that's about right.

at least its good for me in this time of trouble
we'll be able to get along together when they become civilized
which will probably take 200+ years

My brother anual income is 15.000.000 yen.
My anual income is 0 yen.
If people are not a doctor, they are not human beings.
I am not a doctor, so I am not a human.
I must become a doctor in order to become a human.

>>979
i think i should have used although instead of even though

そろそろ次スレを…

Now is the time that we make next thread.

>>974
Thanks.

>>980
Thanks. Are you a native English speaker?

I had already looked it up in my dic before I posted the question.
I'd like to know common understanding of a go-go dancer among native English speakers
regarding they have to be naked or not.

>>986
Yes, I'm a native English speaker. I'm Australian.
The term 'go-go dancer' was originally used in the 1960s. Those original go go dancers
would have worn basically the same sort of clothes as everyone else who was out dancing.
If someone is dancing naked, we would probably call them a stripper rather than a go-go dancer.

oh, you are a native speaker?
me, i'm an italiano from appalachiano, i'm smart

whoever takes 990 should create the next thread

Hornesty I don't know how to do that.

I make it.

Chat in English（英語で雑談）Part 172
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1349613563/

>>991 Quite clearly you are the hero of this thread and the next. Thank you.

>>992
It's my pleasure.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-okHc4NNzo

>>987
Thanks for clarifying it. Big hug to you.

>>991
Thanks a lot

>>968
Big kintama is an icon for strong nerve and toughness.

>>998
At least in Japan...don't know in other countries.
Pleese tell me somebody エロい人.

I will deal the final blow.

このスレッドは１０００を超えました。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。