Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 168

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Previous Thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 167
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1327279214/

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope Igirisu-jin and the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a ball!!!!!
Let's support recovery efforts in Japan!!!!!!

>>1
I thank myself!

普通の日本人に英語は無理
こんなのできないだろ
http://www4.atwiki.jp/recog/

Thanks for the tea. Kamenashi Kazuya is worshipped daily by KG2ch.

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Aw onigiri-san I want to eat you all.

>>1
thanks

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>>5
I want to eat onigiris at the Sitama chapter of the Liberal Democratic Party.

I wonder when Sparky will get HRT medicine. Do you think he will fail to become a woman?

Cut it out! Sparky is a hard gay. He doesn't want to be a woman.
There's no need for him to change. He can be loved by another gay as he is now.

no more anal talk!

We must the task force against the anal-lovers in this thread.

○must make

anal anal anal anal anal

i like english

>>1
Thanks for the good job!

>>6
I cannot tell whether you love Japan or Kame-chan.

i have some questions
i want to know what do the Westerner think of Russian.
do they see the Russian as the Westerner or as the Asian?
they feel a certain distance between they and the Russian
because of the past Cold War ?
after all, do the Westerner like the Russian now?

what i only know about that qustions is that , i want to touch the boobs of russian girl.
i am not either american nor russian though .

sorry for my nosy answer.

i am *neither american nor russian though .
i may have done mistake with grammar above.

How can I get a hot Russian girlfriend?

>>20
Russian girls are truly beautiful.!
but until early 20s

>>23
I think it applies to any girl regardless of what race she is.

Apple can't sell i-pad because of the breach of rights in China!!
Oh, that's great. I didn't know a Chinese company created i-pad before Apple.

hey people
i killed my first deer!!!

都心部、想定外の震度７も…東京湾北部地震で
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20120220-00001259-yom-sci

Hey everyone. I've got the sex friends!!
I'm so excited to promised 3P.

>>28
Dear my sweetie.
I was hooky my work at costco... You say Why? Cuz YOU LOST ME.
I really don’t understand what went wrong with us. We had a great start, it was warm and sweet,
the normal way all successful relationships start. We had the warmth, we had the love,
we had the kindness, me being gentleman. All these things are constant,
they haven’t changed with me. YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!

So you rejected the fact that we can have romance. Fine. You offered me friendship. So I thought you were good person and I still had feelings for you, as far as enjoying activities together with you and doing things together
I accepted that we could be "just friends." Now, most guys would have rejected you so quickly. Because they are very direct thinking and know
what they are looking for. Most men today are seeking relationship, to make family and build something wonderful together. As I am too!
But the difference is that I’m more soft and try to accept your uniquefeelings.
I wanted to give you same as friendship. And you even rejected me on that!?!? How “ABSURD” you are!

Even having a friendship with me you reject it? But you say that I'm warm and kind and I’m fun and exciting and I’m talent…
these are all the good positive things that build a relationship. But you reject me. You say you can’t give me anything. ABSURD!!!

And to tell truth, I don’t have the time or the life to waste on somebody who is absurd and can’t figure out their feelings.
So yes you are right: it is all YOUR fault. I know specifically what I want. I know how I want and I go for it.
And I’m going to get it and if the woman whom I lucky to find that can see the good value in me, connects with me,
the somebody can be best together. Breaking through culture gaps, eikaiwa.

YOU LOST ME!! You mentioned so many positive things about me that you like in a guy and you lost me! Because of your stupid absurd thinking HEAD that changed your feelings,
because we did have a magic start! You were supposed to be “MY SWEET NEW HALF WIFE”... you were meant to be my sweet woman waiting for me at home, ready to snuggle,
and recharge me after a long hard working day, and how happy I would be to see your lovely face.

That was the path we were on. Why you suddenly changed I have no idea. But I’ve seen this pattern a thousand times and I blame Japanese woman. Maybe I should date a Thai woman huh?
Because they are more soft and more logical. And they know what they want. As far as relationships. And they go and make it happen! It’s always give and take! 50/50.
My Bangkok friend Michel, same thing. He has suffered those same treatment from Japanese women a million times in past, he gave up went to Thailand and met very good Thai woman and
now they are happily married. Maybe Thailand is my destiny. Thank you so much for disappointing me and giving me bad image of Japanese new half, ONCE AGAIN!

I’m not trying to change your mind or feeling, but its so very unfortunate that you have changed. I don’t know how. I don’t know when. But very unfortunate and regrettable.
It takes two people to keep the fire alive. I was really hoping for that. The reason why I kept holding on is because you have no idea how hard it has been for me to try to meet a NEW HALF WOMAN that
is willing to give a chance to meet me and get to know me. It’s so rare. In the last few years Japanese new half have changed to be much harder and colder.
And now that I finally met someone, you,
who gave me a chance and showed me your heart I was encouraged. I was excited because I felt it was the beginning of a new wonderful and sweet relationship.
Then when you suddenly changed your feeling it really devastated me. And like I have to start all over again.
I just wish we could have found a way to turn it back to the way it was and start fresh. The very reason I hung on and not want to give-up is because I am serious guy, not the usual playboy
who just gives up on you “ok fine, goodbye” and then moves to the next NEW HALF WOMAN, and try to play games with her and fuck her. I was trying to hold onto something precious here that
we have started! Can’t you see that??!! Don’t you understand??!! That’s all I was wanting to do here! I’m not desperate or lonely that any woman will do.
I told already that’s it’s so hard to meet good woman. And now I met you and we had a spark and I was trying to develop that and let it blossom sweetly and naturally!

The end...
Incidentally, not to make you hurt or sad, but I went to speed dating last night. And amazingly, I met another NEW HALF WOMAN with whom we had instant chemistry.
We held hands and had some sweet kiss on lips after the event. NO SHE ISNT BITCH. She never had gaijin BF, NEVER yet! She likes me and allows her feelings and heart to lead instead of her mind.
But You don't apparently anything. So I will try forgetting about you. And I wonder just how long you will be alone in this world if you continue to be absurd and force your strange opinions of love and
romance on people. No one has any patience for that. How long will you be alone, or have a string of short relationships until they each blow up and he loses patience and dumps you. How long indeed.

IF you ever have ANY FEELINGS about ME….It's too late. YOU LOST ME.
Please end this contact. I do not wish to hear any more garbage and excuses from you. Do not wish to hear anymore from you PERIOD. Just leave me,
Say GOOD LUCK for me, for my new romance. YOU LONELINESS at home there FOREVER!

Anoo... sumimasen.. Just what is a HALF WOMAN?
You don't happen to be a Japanese Jack the Ripper, I hope not.

Who said this? Own up guys!!!
"I don't like real women," one bloke superciliously sniffed on Japan's
2channel, the world's largest and most active internet bulletin board
site. "They're too picky nowadays. I'd much rather have a virtual
girlfriend."http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/dec/27/japan-men-sexless-love

It's an ended story for us who are homosexual...
I don't say any more...No, NOTHING at all.
see you...

>>29 to >>34 .. You sound so unhappy. Was your significant person a gaijin
from this thread?

oh my god. what's?
im soshoku. where is this amusement?

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onigiri　tumannai

who enjoy

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What a disgusting face!

i have been watching the anime named southpark.
it is fukn funny video .
for me , it is too speedy but i can understand some .
all character of the anime says speedly ,like a hayakuchikotoba.

Reply to Part 168 >>1000
Are all men the same all over the world? They think of men and women as
body parts.Just like a manufactured car, they talk about structure and build.
It is amazing that you apply a strict criteria as to what an ideal human
should have in terms of structure.

Reply to Part 168 >>1000
I think men do not have a realistic view of the world, or rather a rigid
view of the world. That kind of inflexibility is detrimental to human
relationships.

I killed 2 squirrels today!

35 Aussie?

ファミマで産地調べようと検索したら「急上昇ワードランキング」とか右端出てきて
１位がKARAだった。１０位は２PM。さっき店内で河本ゴリ押し放送してた。
よく聞き取れなかったけど、韓国押し芸人として御褒美で仕事いぱーいなのかな。

I had a mistake.

Come on spice up this thread. Write something.
Tell me about the love of your life. Pour it out!

河本ってつまんねーよな。顔の悪い方で面白くもないって最悪。
顔のいい方も面白くないけどｗ

だいたい吉本芸人自体がゴリ押しだからね。

顔悪くてつまんねーって言えば、チュートリアルの片割れ。
あれは最悪の生き物だな。
顔のいい方はお笑いとしてもそこそこ面白いしね。ネタもあっちが
書いてるんだとさ。顔の悪い方は生きてる価値ない寄生虫だわな。

>>52
What a stupid man you are

Hey guys. I haven't been here in months! How's Japan been?

If anyone needs help with English, I can try to help. Looks like I
have a lot to read through in this thread.

I have no idea what the post confirmation pages say. Something about a
ninja?

>>51
Seems like you have tons of spare time...

I don't! I am extremely busy right now.

We are one piece!
I'm gonna be the king of the NEET!

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I'm happy because I'm out of work.

If I were to work, I would be a loser.

From the beginning, you are a loser.

No.　I am a rough diamond.

take a look at my anus. this is a awaited diamond-anus.

Louise! Louise! Louiseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
yarghh...uh...aaahah-! AaAAAAA!!! LOUISELOUISELOUISEaaaaAAAAaaa!!!
Ae...sniffsniff! sniffsniff! sssssaaahsssssaaah.. smells good.... sniff
　gasp! I can haz sniffsniff pink blonde hair de Louise Francoise?! sniffsniff! Aah!
No! I want fluffing! fluff! fluff! Hair hair fluff fluff! Scratch scratch fluff fluff... Kyunkyunnkyui!!
Louise-tan was so kawaii in vol.12 of the novels!! AaaAA...AAA...AhAaAAA!! FaaAAAnng!
Congrats on the 2nd season of the anime Louise-tan! AaAAAAA! So cute! Louise-tan! Kawaii!AaaAAA!
2nd volume of the comics were grea...nnNrAGGggghHH!! Nyaaaaaargh!! UGyaaaAAAAA!!!
Nnnnnnyyyyuuuurrrrgggghhhh!!! Comics...................... AREN'T reality!!! ?...what about the novels and the anime....
LOUISE I S N' T R E A L????? AAAAArgggghhHH!!! Uwaaaaaaannn!!
NononononoNONONONONO! EEeeeeaAAAA!!!! HGGGGrrrrruuyynnnnnNN!!! Halkeginiaaaaaa!!
You! BASTARDS! I'm quitting! I'm QUITTING REALIT...Y....huh!? She's...looking? Louise-chan on the cover is looking at me?
Louise on the cover IS looking at me! Louise... at me! Louise-chan in the pictures in the book are looking at me!!
Louise-chan in the anime is talking to me!!! Phew... reality ain't so bad after all!
Yessssss! Wheeeee!! YEAH!!! I have Louise!! I've done it Ketty, I can do it alone!!!
C..comic... Louise LOUISE-CHAAAaaaaaAAaaAAAN!!!!!!!! HyaaAAAaaaAaaaAAaA!!!!!
Ahahaah...ahahaaahhhhahaAnn! Si, Siesta!! HenriettaaaAAAAAAaAA!!! TabithaaAAAAA!!
u....uuuu..sniffsniffuuuUUU!!! May my love reach Louise!! May my love reach Louise of Halkeginia!

>>64
Your TOEIC score must be 980.

>>54
It's the 2ch cookie system called ninpouchou.
When you post on 2ch for the first time, it shows you that page
and then you have to wait about 5 minuites before you can actually post.
It creates a 2ch.net cookie, and if you delete it, you will have to do it again.
It also creates server cookies (such as awabi.2ch.net) but you can delete those.

http://2ch.at/s/20mai00513363.jpg
http://2ch.at/s/20mai00513375.jpg
http://2ch.at/s/20mai00513370.jpg
this is a adorable model of hokusai by Tokyo National University of Fine Arts and Music

>>67
What a disgusting monster this is!! woeeee...

taco is yum . do you guys know that ?
for some foregner , taco is just DEVIL . so they can't eat takoyaki .
i heard so , is this rumor true?

If you say "taco" in English, we think it means the Mexican food.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco

I assume you mean "tako" for octopus. Most of us have no experience with it because of how rare it is here.
I have no idea if I would like it or not.

It takes several days to ship things from the ocean to here, so we don't get anything that spoils faster than that.
This works both ways - That's why you guys have lots of fresh fish, but you don't have fresh corn or beef.

Awesome model! Hokusai is amazing. I bought several calendars
containing his art, but none of them had the graphic prints.

so...big

Awww Happy Birthday Kamenashi Kazuya! The most beautiful man in the world, body and soul!!!

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>>74
Long time no see.

What does the following mean guys:
@kg2ch 私生活ではいろんな女性に好かれても困るから、自然とバリアはったりするけど(笑)、ライブは開放区でしょ！？
Machine translator is vague as always. Thanks!

http://kohada.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gamef/1328939458/

英語で会話したいんだったら、このスレのほうが良いんじゃないかな？
自称TOEIC930点の人が英語でレス返してくれるよ。

I come back!!!!!!!
Yahoooooo!!!

Fack you.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 167
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1327279214/227

227 名前：tinpo ◆iL8OKfslp2 [sage] 投稿日：2012/01/28(土) 14:42:22.28
>>219
Your answer is correct.
He never become a girl.
Only person who can go over that wall is Kayo Sato.
If sparky want to become a girl,he must be reborn. LOL

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 167
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1327279214/228

228 名前：【スパーキー（�C ＾ヮ＾）】 ◆FCr.DTJy2k [[email protected]] 投稿日：2012/01/28(土) 14:50:46.81
>>227
死ね


Fight!

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>>76
Kamenashi usually would have an offhand attitud to women around him
because he doesnt want to get bothered by unwanted attention from them:D
But in his live concert, it is different case, he seems to feel free and more open there


sorry, if i made mistake in the translation

>>81
who are you ?

You can call me whatever you like.

>>83
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>>85
I'll call you pyonkichi.

Was the word 解放区(kaihouku) used from the audiences' point of view?
I feel it makes the last sentence sound slight different.

both are 2-D frogs!

亀梨bot's anser to kg2ch is a little bit strange, isnt it?
something doesn't add up

>>82 Thank you for the translation, so the message reallly was vague!
>>89 I know. it is just a fangirl robot so I am not surprised.
I have doubts that artists reveal their real names or birthdays anyways.

my kame-head is not wide .
any human would wanna try this ?

http://kohada.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gamef/1328939458/

英語でチャットしたければこのスレへ
ただいま神降臨中

英語レベルが低いから話にならない。会話をつづけてても
フーン。って感じで終わる展開になるだけ。中学生レベルの文法書を必死になって
参考しながら書いた文章とか、そんなの日常で使わねーよw

俺が話してるのはネットwとか関係なくて普通に使用してる英語。
外人と接触がないここらの奴ではまず理解できない

Hello everyone who loves 2 ch.
I'm living hand to mouse in MAtsuyama for long time.
Today I came across a strange catch phrase
when I was driving my car in my home town which was
"I am afraid of ghost, but I wish to feel my grand father who has passed away.".
I think it is very confused advert for showing of my home town like this.
I wish it to be changed to other phrase.
What do you think about this?

Thank you!

if i were the man in the CM, i would have just prayed that my grandfather could die safety,
so as not to turn into silly ghost .

I don't blieve that there is a heaven in reality.

i am going to make a supper .
i will wear a epron in case stink tomato cakes with my fleece.

>>93
It may be needed for the city development
The goal should be another itako city.

>>93
"I am afraid of ghost, but I wish to feel my grand father who has passed away."

I can't understand what it exactly means.
What is it in Japanese?

so as not to make* him(grandfather) turn into ghost.

>>96
i wish the city was not my city.

ah... "i hope " is better?
i am now confused .

>>93 "You may live hand-to-mouth in Matsuyama but your spirit will always be content?"
How about that. I feel for you.

every man is made of spirit and body
when he dies only his physical body dies
his spirit remains

this is the truth
i believe it strongly

take a look at this . is it a so storongly ochinchin , it is ?

>>101
Let's imagine a situation as below.
In the future, man will, to be sure, make a robot whose movements are the exactly
sme kind as human.
Of course, it probably has the ability to express all the emotions humans have such as love, hate,
anger, or sorrow.
In that case, what do you think?
Does the robot has spirit, or not?

Sparky?
"He" is small fry. LOL.

>>70
There is only a small portion of tako inside takoyaki, so it is not nasty yucky octopusy.
Try it some day, you will like it.

I think I should have said "piece" instead of "portion"

When it comes to Takoyaki, Osaka is the best. Come visit Osaka and try it.

Osaka is very dangerous city.
Hashimoto is dangerous man. I hate His dictatorship,but stupid Osaka people like him.
Awful...

>>104
to begin with, i dont think it is possible that robot has emotions.
indeed brain as physical matters is closely associated with emotions.
but the brain metabolism is just the effect of emotions ,not the cause
that is, there are emotions first and then brain metabolism results
so, where do emotions come from? it　can only be said ”from the spirit"at best.
you think so ,too?

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>>104
I'm not 101.
I was asked that sort of thing decades ago.
Whatever real the robot behaves like a human,
a robot is a robot. It has no heart, no spritual body.
This thing is not understood by thinking.
Of course this is just my opinion.

x whatever o however... I will leave my mistakes as it is next time.

>>109
i don't very like hashimoto , of cource ,BUT, at least he is better than hiramatsu ,namely ex osakashicho.
hiramatsu is minshu side .

when it comes to "chousen gakkou mondai" i admist this : he have a power to change them .
in addition , the kimigayo problem . i must agree hashimoto .

but.. about TPP.. i disappered of him .
we never paticipate in such a tpp for just AMERICA.
if do , japan will die .

I was very very disappointed in him *

>>97
I'm not >>93 but I think it's 幽霊は怖い（から会いたくない）けど、亡くなった
おじいちゃん（の魂、気配）を感じることできたらいいのに。I think it's an advert of 墓所 or 葬儀屋.

I am afraid of any manju, but I wish to taste them which is yum anko inside.
and then i am also scared of hot tea .

so i never wish to taste them *

damn it ! english hates me !

a few years ago one of my close friends died of disease
when i saw her sleeping in a coffin, i suddenly realized that it was not her, but something else,
it was just a material.
the presence of my friend when she was alive seemed to have nothing to do
with the material in front of me,... by then she might have gone somewhere
now i'm sure that life is absolutely different from physical body..

We can't know whether robots can have emotion or not.
We can't know whether other people have those or not either.
We just presume that other people have emotion.

Therefore, what we think and feel is more important than what it is.
If you thouht a robot has emotion, the robot would have emotion for you.

Our emotion are so simple.
If we think Human beings are very complex, it is ego.
We are nothing more than an animal.

i'm awakening.
but my brain isn't operate

Recently, I started walking 3km on the mountain everyday.
It's good exercise. I feel better and sleep well these days.

main chan is mine. how cute girl she is.

Be careful of sudden encounter of a bear in Spring.
Some people dies by bear attack. Bring a bell with you to let bears know where you are and
let them go away.

I can't' encounter a wild bear because I live in Kyushu.
It is said that wild bears in Kyushu are extinct.

>>125
Ah ha, Main chan is a mine. Of course She is yours.

>>126
That's really kind of you to inform them the meal is ready.

be careful , in spring , so many pervert are walking around ,opening his zipper at pants to show off thier half-covered OOO.

So dangerous.

One evening I lost my way and talked to a lady walking near. No one else was there.
"Excuse me, I want to go ..."
Suddenly she dashed down the road and disappeared in my sight.

If those who are here think that Nanking massacre is fact,
Get out of here!

>>132 is a black operator for disturbance

>>131
Do you know a song titled Old Black Joe?
The lyric says," I'm coming, I'm coming..."
That is to say, Westerners usually use a word "come" when they go to heaven.

I am looking for a NEET to look after me, cook my meals etc.
I worked all night long on an important document and need food.
I am hungry, sleepy and there is no food. Would a lovely NEET
man cook for me? If I pay?

Ugly NEET man here!

>>135
How a proud, selfish and bad manners girl.
We don't like you.

>>136 Thank you for your kindness. It doesn't matter what you look like.
Caring men who feed others are always lovely men.

>>137 Why is asking for help selfish? especially if it contains a reward
for the effort? I am sorry if I upset you. I didn't mean to.

Caring women who feed others are always lovely women.

>>137 Your reaction is so shocking that it made me think. Please could you tell me
what was considered bad manners with my request.Thank you. BTW I made myself
a sandwich. Now, I should rest a little. More work tomorrow!

Westerners are always immediate rationalist.
Maybe they couldn't understand Japanese.

Why ?

>>142 If you cannot explain it, I understand that there must a feeling
associated with it at least. You could perhaps tell me how you felt.
I personally felt like I stepped on a minefield. This is so embarrassing.

later

>>141
I think that in Japan, there still exsists an old stereotyped way of thinking,especially among men that
men(husbands) should work outside while women(wives) should do household chores.

>>145 Agreed. Now I must sleep. I hope you will be less angry with KG2ch
one day.

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But I'll reject!

>>150
Don't be so picky!

i am NOW watching a movie named "hide and seek " , while typing .
dakota faning in the movie is so cute .

could she be hiding at my closet !!!?
could she be... could she be....

i can't see a dakota faning chan in real unless i go to america.
now, she is not so young like the movie though .

few years ago , i watchied "i am sam " with my ex-gf .
almost of the story has slipped out from my memory , but i still remember that dakota had been cute .
Don't get me wrong , i am not pedo namely rolicon.
i just love to watch a cute thing .

In my opinion, she resembles Adachi Yumi.

i'v never thought Angelina Jolie is beautiful
she is too lippy
standard of beauty is very diffrent by country

i think Charlize Theron is the most beatiful among hollywood actresses

>>155
have you ever heard this word: namaiki body (namaiki oppai)
i think AJ 's lip is sexy ,let slone her oppai!!

i wish i was Bladpit , only a day .

What about ViolentAJ? Who is he?

>>146 It may be the case but it does not give the right >>137 to hurt
my feelings. He could have told me "no, traditionally we men don't cook".

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"

i can't understand this as all ...

Blacks and the Japanese are enemies and can't be friends. That's his mantra.
The guy is enigmatic and intriguing. Whether he is a real black man or not,
I want to know more about him. Because I have nothing interesting to write about,
I'm pretending to be intrigued.

I've just found out a shocking fact.
"Prayer", despite looking a lot like "player", is pronounced prAIR. This is madness.

>>161 You are just too cute to be true.

>>134
You made me laugh.

I'm not sure but I feel when a song "Living on a prayer"(Bon Jovi) was popular
in Japan, Japanese radio DJs pronounced "player" instead of "prayer"
though it is probable I heard incorrectly.

play for Japan

>>161
Usually, yes. Although it can also mean "one who prays", in which case it does sound much more like "player".

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/prayer

http://livedoor.3.blogimg.jp/nwknews/imgs/e/4/e42eb33f.jpg

>>167
wwwwwwwwwwwwww

What about HRT?
Did you give up becoming a girl, Sparky?

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>>172
He drunk Ttongsul at >>149.
Ttongsul power made his body.

>>173
no doubt

all uyoku are korean who live in japan.
they are cancer for japan.

Korea should be moved to Africa.
Then invite people from SE Asia or Taiwan to fill the land.
The world would be so much better.

>>176
what you are thinking about is the same as that of American or Australian ,they killed Native american and Aborigine.
China do the same NOW, against TIBET .

this is tragic.

KGchan Going見てる？

I am afraid I have been very, very busy. I could not watch it!
Usually I try to find subbed clips of GOING! and watch them later.
The last one was in Guam training with Giants and that Kazuya porn for me!!

The guillotine is one of human history's most divine icons as you know.
Although designed with the best of intentions, this enormously georgous
equipment soon became associated with events that have casted a shadow
over both its heritage and its development. Right, the stupid French Revolution.
Anyway, I'd love to put Kamenashi on la guillotine naked and watch him
being spectacularly decapiated with no agony. That would be so ecstatic.

If I were to be able to become a member of Janny's junior, I would want to be Nagase( TOKIO).

>>180 I would love to watch you being castrated by the very same guillotine.
You would be relieved of guilt for fancying young handsome men and never be
"ecstatic" ever again.

i have a half covered dick.
the smell is like a sea-paradice.
this has not been used for about 3years.
how shold i do this?
any tips?

:( ^ - ^)- ^ ): ｷｬ-^-^
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>>183
cut

HOLY SMOKE!!! Never expected this to happen!!!
That man is back with a new song. He is the Igirisu-jin's hero.
He's the COOLEST man on earth. Take a listen to his new tune, Nanpa.
(Note: Sexually explicit words included)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0spYri5EJpc&context=C378e0b0ADOEgsToPDskLXL9W4NoQBXK8Srchm6UQ8

>>183
Why don't you get a surgery to cut the surplus off?

There was(is?) a bbs to talk about the side effect.

tanisigeに、次ランニングと言われた時の亀梨の顔が良かったよw

COOL TAK!

I hope Noriaki will be back again, too cause he's DA REAL!

Here is a lyric from the song of japanese musician "drago ash "
"waruso na yatsu ha daitai tomodachi."
how do i translate it in english?

almost of all my friends looks bad . is this right?

Shitty NYTimes did it again Today!
The original headline of the article linked below was this:
"Nuclear Crisis Set Off Fears Over Tokyo, Report Says"-
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/28/world/asia/japan-considered-tokyo-evacuation-during-the-nuclear-crisis-report-says.html?_r=1&ref=global-home

(as the article popped up at the top page of their website,
The sensational headline appeared as if entire Tokyoites now need to got out of tokyo
..due to the contamination which has been secretly hidden by the gov't???)

So- I posted my comment as below (although my comment was never allowed to appear-)
"...So, this time, the Tokyo bureau chief tried to confuse the readers
with using the simple gimmik of the verb "set (off)"( which is
identical in both present and past tense forms) in the headline
of this article..in order to give the false impression to readers
that Tokyo is now, finally facing the possible evacuation order,
and now our government is hiding?"

(Con'd fromc192)
<..But next time when I checked, the headline was replaced by the current, moderate one,
and my post never appeared.
..but I still found the same kind of criticism with mine..written about the original deceiving headline,
was posted by other supposed-to-be-American in Tokyo, just as below!>;

>>192
The headline could have been worded badly by mistake.
Plus, if it was referring to the present, I'd expect it to say "Nuclear Crisis Sets Off Fears Over Tokyo".

(Con'd from 193)
"Dave McCombs Tokyo - ..This story is an excellent demonstration of a crude bias toward alarmism.
Instead of "Nuclear Crisis Sets Off Fears Over Tokyo, Report Says, it could have said:
Fear of Tokyo Contamination Unfounded, Test Results Show or perhaps,
Chaos Led to Overblown Fears of Contamination, Report Shows
Newspapers have to sell the sizzle, but when we're talking about
radiation and contamination, a higher level of responsibility is
necessary.
Tokyo has clearly escaped the worst case scenario. That is an
incontestable fact. Yet instead of asking how and why those who
vehemently insisted on these apocalyptic scenarios were wrong,
we instead pretend that, somehow, because the scenario was
contemplated, it must have been legitimate.
This shows why fears are routinely exaggerated: no one is called
account if they are wrong, while, to this day,officials who played
down concerns -- and have been proven correct -- are portrayed as
having ulterior motives."

(Con'd from >>>>195)

<I wonder when the hate-filled, Korean-agents-manipulated Martin Fackler & his Co.
would realize and repent about their own stupidity??..>

>>194 I fully know they were doing it NOT by mistake, but JUST INTENTIONALLY.
Because they'd been spinning this kind hateful, multiple lies day and day,
just every day..since the last 3/11..we saw a lot of "deceiving headlines,
putted with intentional, sansational pictures.." on their top pages.
It was unceasing. And today I found it again! "Oh, they finally decided Tokyo is now
facing evacuation order??!
What a laughableness!

But the current headline is still, remaining as half deceiving.

Current headline is:
"Japan Weighed Evacuating Tokyo in Nuclear Crisis"
Still, with this headline you cannot discern if this is a "current" issue, or "past" issue.
Because they removed the last part.."Report says" from the 2ndly-conceived headline(which still remains in the top rim of the webpage.)

-They still leave the ambiguousness of the headline intentionally. They never back off!
because that's what they wish to do AS USUAL.

..As to the issue of Japan-hating, NYT is lower than tabloid..

Or..the deceiving tactics which NYT is employing on their headline is exactly, the TO-SUPO tactics..

As a matter of fact, the replaced headline seems to be first conceived as..
"Japan Considered Evacuating Tokyo During Nuclear Crisis, Report Says"
---
(As you can see it appearing on the top edge of the webpage..,)
But.. this clear 2nd-headline never satisfied the editor,
because it is too honest..and too revealing,
And the editor even never actually used the word "(Japan) considered",
because if you say "considered," it already revealed that it is passed issue..
They ever want to be this honest, so they just replaced this "considered" with "weighed."
- Because they still wanted to confuse the readers and give them the false impression that the evacuation crisis is still current.
Very frequently, the history of headline-changing is remaining on the top of the page,
so you can actually, often verify how they are mean-spirited.

>>201
Take a deep breath and put aside the headline issue for a moment and
listen to COOL TAK's new song.

What is COLTAK?

>>203
He's a mysterious man. No details about him and the first music video
has been revealed. All we know is he is just sooo COOL as his name suggests.
His first song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iegH_5fWWUo

You can watch his anticipated second tune here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0spYri5EJpc&context=C378e0b0ADOEgsToPDskLXL9W4NoQBXK8Srchm6UQ8
You could faint watching how cool he is.

>>204
Actually I have seen that 1st video 2,3 years ago.. when someone also posted it
on 2ch.. I think he has a good planning sense

>>201
I believe "weighed" can imply less seriousness than "considered".

>>206
..I think it was rather, a way of disguising.
Because..as you say, the word "weighed" sounds more ambiguous...than "considered,"
- but I think that's why they used it, because they can elude the responsibility,
even if they would be accused about their deceiving wording..
But the fact is (I guess) if you say "weighed," whether the JP government's action of
"weighing" took place very long time a go, or mere several hours ago ..(and if it's still supposed to be
continuing..)is unclear. The reader could easily take it falsely,..and believes that it happened just lately,
and its effect is still continuing...etc.)
- although the editor could (still) evade the responsibility for miswording.
I guess that's rather cunning way of wording..

I mean, for example,
if you say something like "Japanese ministry of education weighed ...the impotance of education
3 weeks ago," then it means the effect of such an act is continuing until now.
"Weigh" is that kind of word in its meaning.
Using it in past tense doesn't mean it is over.

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I wonder what happened to Sparky. She used to visit here everyday and post a lot to make herself spark on us.
But now she's not here anymore. She didn't even try to reply to me when she last turned up here.
Why? What made her change her mind and leave here? Is it because she's focused on becoming a woman so
nothing else interests her now? Or she's too busy going out on dates with her new boyfriend to have conversations with me?
Or is she ashamed of talking to me because she loves me too much? Which is it?
Answer me!

>>210
i believe it's your falut .

who is sparky? sorry, but I'm newby...

Can I ask you? when I saw a TV-show, my favorite star appeared. but it was very short time.
so I attached the screen capture and wrote on my Facebook "His time is over".
Then, A fan get angry with me and post "Don't say it again >:-o"
Tell me why? It's rude? and that If you have a time, Please teach me suitable words in this case.

>>213
Without much context, someone's "time" refers to their life or career.

>>214
Thank you so much. You are right!
I've asked about it timidly just now. then, the preson taught me as you.
I should write "His time on TV-Show-Name is over"
Anyway, Thak you so much!!

>>213
I think you should've written "His turn is over".
To tell the truth, I made the same mistake before, when treating someone in a restraurant.
I said "It' my time" instead of "It' my turn".

I see!
Thank you so much!
I didn't have the idea!
Next time, I'll use the expression!

>>210
Sparky spends most of his time nowadays shitposting on 4chan's /jp/.

I've got no idea why he seems to have disappeared from 2ch.
Everyone seems to like him here, whereas everyone on /jp/ hates him.

Please help yourselvs.
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Thank you, I haven't drunk all the day. Please don't trouble yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC5bd0Rpjng

I can't endure any more !! i need toilet !!

>>218
Everyone on /jp/ hates everyone, especially themselves.

>>223
I don't hate everyone.

>>224
It's 4chan, you're supposed to hate everyone and everything!
INTERNET HATE MACHINE! Didn't you get the memo?

Is it right to take that all posters in 4chan is Anonymous, the group
which sometimes gather offline and do good things for great cause such as eliminating
scientology? I have interacted with a member of Anonymous
Japan in a thread in English board. I even help him translate some materials to Japanese regarding how
evil Scientology is.

The members of Anonymous Japan try to spread the word that how Scientplogy is evil group.
Because Japanese people know nothing about Scientology. I myself didn't
know what it is until I met one of the members of Anonymous Japan here in 2ch
and did translation work for him. Free of charge of course.

http://epcan.us/s/20320820371/ep495640.jpg
we japanese are crazy to put unko on our palm.

Good morning. What's up?
It's getting warmer and warmer.

>>226
I'm from 4chan, and I don't really care about Scientology.

>>228
Long time no see. Still cold in my region...

>>229
I see.

...And good to know that 4channelers are lurking here.

I am gonna do homework from now . english grammar
today's unit is passive .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrF241Fx1Ik&feature=related
ウイグルにおける中国政府の報道と海外報道との違い

I can't trust chinese .
free tibet . liberate uiguru !!!!!

why should we(japanese) object "gaikokujin sanseiken" .
this is the answer !!
中国広東省で起きたウイグル人労働者襲撃事件映像(ヤガテ日本もこうなる）
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEko0KL2Jc4 民主党　が推す外国人参政権

i know there are good chinese at china in real ,but this is more deep complicated problem .

>>230
How have you been?

I looked up the origin of "long time no see".
It's surprising that the words came from Chinese.

>>234
I have never known that word origin.

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I have to go to the car dealer of MITSUBISHI tomorrow.
There are sometimes recalls.....
But I like.

>>236
so lovely nekochan.

ｆａｒｅｗｅｌｌ Mr. Ｄａｙｄｒｅａｍ Ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅｒ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loEnRdvUtP8
I like the singer. She is awesome

>>240
I came to like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_AxnoNrr_8&feature=youtu.be

Watch this BBC documentary reporting Tsunami when one year anniversary is
is coming up.

(ﾉ ﾟヮﾟ)ﾉ ~┻━┻

wwww

How's your HRT coming along, Sparky?
Have you become a T girl already?

ワワワLost articles♪

Kusosure

There's more than one path to take.
Get out of here, if you don't like Kusosure.

ku

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u still here?
STFU and leave this thread if u dont like it.
no reason to post about it.

Best regards

>>250
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　　と丿⊂ と_ノ

Surely you don't have to answer.
What you have done in this thread pretty much tells whether you like this thread or not.

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　 ﾉヽﾉ) =3 'A`)ﾉ>>252
　　くく　 へﾍﾉ

>>249
I'll give you a catch-phrase, which got into my ears whenever I watched a TV program broadcasted
by NHK. So memorized it without knowing.
The catch-phrase says,"暗いと不平を言うよりも進んで明かりをつけましょう。”

｢糞スレと不平を言うよりも進んで良スレにしましょう」

what should i do with this thread ..

Nothing special.
Just posting something regularly will make this thread active.
So let's keep it up!

Have you done your spring cleaning yet?

The vacuum cleaner is being replaced. I can't do my cleaning.

>>258
We don't have spring cleaning in Japan. The equivelant would be year-end cleaning.
We clean our houses at the end of year in big scale. The notion is that
we should clean our houses before new a year starts.

Cleanliness is next to impossible, especially if you have cats indoors.

>>258
I'm not sure what spring cleaning is.

Well I do two types of large scale cleaning. One at the start
of the academic year, the other one at the start of spring.
I do interim large scale cleaning too. I get rid of clothes/shoes
I don't want to wear. Books I have read etc get sent to charity.

Too much paper everywhere. Folders, books, even my inbox needs cleaning.

Yes also an end of the year cleaning too.

Cats are clean animals, it's just that they need space. And I guess
if you live in Tokyo, space would be a problem.

Guys I have some questions about body language in Japan.
Let's say there is someone you like. What would be a definite no
with gestures? I mean especially eye contact.

http://jbbs.livedoor.jp/bbs/read.cgi/internet/14408/1329335640/l50

誰か訳してください。

>>266
Avoid eye contact. That would be no.

>268 Is looking them in the eye a sign of sexual aggression?
I am an assertive person, so I cannot possibly do that.
I look at people in the eye and smile to them when I am talking.
Maybe I could shorten the duration of eye contact.

>>266
I don't understand your question. no to what? not who? The person you like?

>>270 I knew someone would ask that! I should have said it with quotation marks
What would be a definite "no" with gestures?
It means "what gestures should I definitely avoid?"
More on the use: http://tinyurl.com/6nl44hn

>>271
You are asking what gestures you should avoid when you talk with a
a person you like?

I guess the answer is the same as when you are talking with a person who
you don't particulary like.

I'm not sure if I understand you right but you don't want to make a bad impression
on a man you like when you talk with him so you want to know what should be avoided in
the occasion especially eye contact?

As long as you don't stare his eyes tooooo long, it's OK. But I guess you
wonder how long is too long. Hmm... Just stop looking his eyes if he looks
uncomfortable. After all, you don't have to worry too much.

I sometimes try to simultaneously interpret some TV programs.

What for?
You want to interpert at Davos convention or something?

>>269
I heard Yuki Maomi, who is a TV talent, is very popular among guys when I watched
a TV program titled "Shabekuru 007".
The reason why is that they say she always take a position, in which she can look up to them.

correction
One of the reasons why she is so is that... this is much better?

There might be a pssibility that being looked up to makes people comfortable.
While , needless to say, being looked down on makes.....

Sorry for my poor English!

>>245
just started on the 29th

NHKｽﾍﾟｼｬﾙ「映像記録3.11〜あの日を忘れない〜」
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp7xpf_nhkyyyyyy-yyyy3-11-yyyyyyyy_news

NHK TV program broadcasted on 3/4, last night.
It's about 3.11 disaster and contains shocking Tsunami and earthquake videos.

For me, the program was so boreing.
There're almost no new footage in it.

>>278
It's so shocking.
We should remember it forever for our next generations.

I watched almost all videos on youtube, but the program contains many scenes I've never seen.

http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/5d/27/c15e34d0c0a9e8b5b4a1c35329e93795.jpg

>>280
i dont agree not all.
we also should forget it somehow as same as remebering it.
some mass media unnecessary tend to exaggerate the fact, which oftenly caused unnecesally trauma.

My relative passed away due to the tsunami.
The few survivers in those towns want us to remenber it, not to forget.

I mean all the survivors

>>282
Did you find something exaggerated in the NHK program??????
The videos from the survivors shows us what was happening in reality.

>>285
so do you really belive NHK program not exaggerate the situation ??
dont you know NHK shows biased coverage about smart phone and korean ?
anyway, today is 3.5 (preceded to 1 week from 3.11) but NHK already showing the devasted situation near-daily.
yesterday i heard a situation that one afflicted people's relative (living in tokyo at 3.11) killed himself
and saying "that was too incomprehensible despite i was devasted home for real at 3.11, why he commited suicide at tokyo."
i dont know where the real situation existing, yet i can say the media's coverage is just one situaion.

i need have my pc repaired soon .

I'v been between jobs.
Now?
I'm nothing jobs....umm

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>>288
You're lucky 'coz you can get unemployment benefits.

>>289
can i take a bite of your body ?

is that good? ＾＾

He is a melon.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqwg1fUBcJ1qzs6oc.gif

Damn melon...
You are too expensive in Japan.

melon panna chan is so cute . i wanna lick her face as much as i can.

I wanna work

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>>297
How often do you visit to the Employment Service Center, so-called Hellowork?

I have a 486 system

>>300
I don't know 486 system at all... Could you explain me?

>>301
A PC with a http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel486

just finished today's mascle training .

>>302
Thank you, sir/madam!

>>303
so please upload you muscle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfVt6FtJPuQ

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.　((o(・ω・` )(ｏ))　グランシャトーがおまっせ♪
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>>306
This movie is not in English, but in Japanese.
Could you add English caption, please?

>>307
No thank you!

>>307
京橋はええとこだっせ　Kyobashi ia a nice place.
グランシャトーがおまっせ　Because there is Grand Chateau in it.
サウナでさっぱりいい男　　Take a sauna and feel refreshed. Nice guy!
恋の華の咲きまっせ　　　　love in bloom
グランシャトーはレジャービル　Grand Chateau is a building with a lot of leisure facilities.
グランシャトーへいらっしゃい。　Welcome to Grand Chateau.

This is a very famous CM song in Kansai District.

It's a very catchy music.

I'm getting worried if my old thinkpad(win3.1 386) works properly. It's abandoned for years.....

>>309
That's quite interesting lyrics, mixed by Japanese and French!

>>311 ugege.. mistake... it was 486sx

It is the first time I write this thread.
I want to be able to speak English fluently.

>>314
Practice, practice, practice!

It's a simple and effective way to blush up your English skills.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Are you done your dinner?
My dinner was lovely. I had a beef bowl at Sukiya. hahaha.

>>316
I had salmon sashimi for dinner. Sashimi is quite yummy :)

I just had deep-fried oysters for dinner.
I like to eat them with ponzu or tartar sauce.

Is there anyone who is playing Moe ero-game?
I'd like to talk about it.
Call me Hentai?
I've known it!

I liked Dragon Knight in my under 18.

>>320
I'm afraid I know Dragon Knight 4 only, I don't know DK 1, 2 & 3.

The following song is one of my favorite songs!

My Favorite VGM 211 - Dragon Knight 4 - Take the Offensive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoTJ1HPz-3g

>>321
Me,too.

Oh... it looks very old game.
Does anyone know "Twinkle crusaders", "Maji de watashi ni koi shinasai", "Shukuhuku no Campanella" and so on...?

>>322
It reminds me of my childhood.
DK4 is the only ero game I played in my life.

I wanted to buy a "elf mah-jong" once, but I didn't.

Why did not you buy it?

To buy it was just a little embarrassing.
I got a DK4 from my friend, so it was OK.

Open yourself!
Nobody is interested by your liking, actually

>>329
Thank you!

I mustn't run away.I mustn't run away.I mustn't run away.I mustn't run away.
I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY !
I'll do it. I'll buy it.

You're into what you're into. There's nothing wrong with that.

Hello World.

My father is Kuzu. He is so crazy.
I can't manage to live in the same house with him any more.

>>333
Are you a school boy/girl, student, or worker?

If you earn by yourself, go out the house asap!

http://livedoor.3.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/3/d/3d0c4269.gif

>>335
This Asian guy is funny lol

>>333
Your father are a poison parent, aren't you.
My father is so crazy,too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

>>311
>>313
^^

>>336
He is Mr. Takakazu Abe.
Everybody call him "Abe-san".
He is very gentle gay.
I suggest it to you that your anus should be fucked by him....

If my anus should be fucked, I woldn't feel good.

Mie Yamaguchi found deat at her house.
When she was young, she looked gorgeous, making appearance on CM and
TV shows. Some people adored the way she spoke English. She was CNN Japan's
anchor.

After she retired from show business, she looked bad. It's partly due to
her having to take care of her old senile father. She looked totally different person after
she left TV.

RIP, Mie Yamaguchi...

首都「震度７」で、老朽建物８４％以上全壊も

首都を直撃する東京湾北部地震について、文部科学省の研究チームは、これまでの想定を
上回る震度７の揺れが東京都や神奈川県の湾岸部などを襲う可能性を指摘した。…

（2012年3月9日11時08分 読売新聞）
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/science/news/20120309-OYT1T00327.htm

>>341
The men need courage!
Should challange anything.

>>344
I mustn't run away,must I?
You say that the challange leads to heaven, don't you?
I don't think so.
My anus has hemorrhoids.

>>345
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>>177
I think it was bad english. What I meant to say was
fill the empty peninsula after koreans have moved to africa

The reason why this thread is such a kusosure is that there are too many miserable boring ossans
and very few non-miserable non-ossanns. These miserable ossans don't even have a hobby.

As a miserable ossan(=middle aged man) myself, I agree with you.
But so what? Let's keep kusosure going.

震度7を記録した栗原市の地震発生時の映像がやっと公開されたぞ
http://youtu.be/zV0YWTaRyn0

Time Scoop Hunter season 4 will start next month. People should watch it.
It is the last surviving quality programme.

CRAZY

>>353
To whom?

>>353
You can't become a girl no matter what. Just give up the idea and accept the fact you are a hardcore male.
The God made your mother give birth to a boy and there's a reason for it.
You shouldn't do anything about it. You are a man. That cannot be changed.

A boy is a boy. A girl is a girl.
That's decided at birth. You can't do anything about it.
Don't even try to do anything against the intention of the God.
That's out of the question.

God allow you to do anything.

It's difficult problem.

Nope, Sparky can't be a girl. That's the end of the story.

Kony thingy is a big thing in American Internet, while I didn't have
any clues until I happened to read someone's tweet.

This must be a language barrier.

Yesterday, a debate session of the Davos Forum was broadcast on NHK.
Every attendance talked in English but Yukio Edano talked in Japanese.
I was all the more disappointed about him.

that's still better than causing misunderstanding.

edano is just kuso as hell.

The end of love

I hate mondays

just another manic monday

I like nevada tan........

You know what, Sparky, I'll tell you something you don't know.
You can NOT become a girl.

>>367
I am one.
and i must kill you now!

You can't.
Look at your nipples. Those things are far from girls', right?
Look at your tits. Those things are far from girls', right?
Look at your face. It's quite manly and hairy.
You are a man. There's nothing you can do about it. Undersood?

>>368
Are you already doing something to be feminine then?

>>370
Nothing. He knows deep down he's just a man.

>>369
>>371
you must die now

>>372
Don't worry. All you can do is stay male.

>>366
me too.... but what she had done was very bad...

Who's that?

Hi.
what are you talking about?

I'm sleeping....

Fukushima residents report various illnesses
Growing number of those living around destroyed Japanese nuclear plant cite health issues.

video
http://www.aljazeera.com/video/asia-pacific/2012/03/20123914421232874.html


A women in Fukushima. Her hair has started falling out and her teeth as well.

>>371
Are you already doing something to be feminine then, Sparky?

CRAZY!

Kamenashi said he wants to become a girl and wear a skirt to walk out on the street.
He possibly has some kind of desire to be a T girl. Don't think he'd be cute that way, though.

i believe kamenashi is not so popular in jpn as you think .
well... no more kamechinko talk anymore .

>>378
i ve never seen this video before . is she true victim from 3.11 in around fukushima?

Always ask the burbur to get volume in my hair and embarrass him
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>>384
I feel sorry for both you and the barber

>>375 I define her as an imaginary girl.

>>384 I like this AA. This is the first time I see it.

>>387
I see
You are also hage, so you sympathize with him.

barikan and tough heart . these are all what you have to have as hage.

Give me a break !

>>388 Oh your quick response shows you are hage too.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/kikkennikken/imgs/6/2/626569dd.jpg

kusooo, at such an image....

>>392
hahaha...

i wonder if there are non-hage people in this thread

>>391
Unfortunately no.
I have too much hairs and want to give some to hage people.

I had really long hair in my late teens. It reached my waist.

>>383
I think so

Japanese men look so hot in long hair. In fact they look better
than any other nationality male with long hair.

>>319
I'm playing Kira Kira in English. It's pretty fun.
I'm also playing フライアブル ハート to try to help me learn Japanese.
It's more like tedious study than playing though... I know very little Japanese.

>>399
Especially scraggly as hell long hair.
hxxp://sacvs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/acid_mothers_temple.jpg

http://sacvs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/acid_mothers_temple.jpg

OCHIMUSHA

>>396
I'm sorry I made you misunderstood.
I am in the "not immidiately" state. Imagine Edano is speaking.

>>395
Long time no see your 'ke'.

>>395
I have many hairs on my head.
I guess it won't be decreased long long time.

it won't be long until i am totally pretty hage .

Most of Japanese pronounce "the" as "Za".
It makes me feel weird since I started English study....
Don't you guys think so?

>>401 >>402 The fuzzy hair makes him look errr fuzzy...

But I meant more like this
ttp://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20110409/10/wantyou-tv/18/62/j/o0564080011155009093.jpg
ttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Z64nvJsEL.jpg
ttp://www.wprasek.com/photos/showimage.php?gal=_portfolio_black_and_white&sub=portraits&img=035

Hage is another name for hentai in Japan.
A gentleman must be the one with rich hair.

Use simpler English.

Are you hairy?

>>412
The question kinda sounds naughty coming from you, boy. :D

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any hage is here ?

I don't do onani and sex.
I am a husahusa man.
Envy me.

>>416
Ｉ envy you.

>>417
You are very honest.
If you are a bold man already, the hair of your heart must be husahusa.

>>416
you meant you were cheeyboy and fusafusa?

Sorry. bold　 →　bald

>>419
I am not a cherry boy, but I haven't any girlfriend for 3 years.
Both of my grandfathers and my father are fusafusa.
In addition, I don't do onanii. My hair life is perfect.

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こ の 文 章 を 見 た 人 に は 、 身 の 回 り で 、

3 日 後 に 何 か と て も 悪 い 事 が お き ま す 。

悪 い 事 を 起 き な く さ せ る た め に は

こ れ と 同 じ 文 を 2 日 以 内 に 、

違 う 所 に 5 回 書 き 込 ん で く だ さ い 。

5 回 書 き 込 ま な か っ た 女 子 中 学 生 が 、

書 き 込 み を 見 た 後 、 3 日 後 に 死 に ま し た 。

>>424
I don't understand what you're saying...

>>425
don't touch him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdVp-b9yjjk this dose not disturb me.... it's actually reminds me of my actual parent.... my computers

Why is Mr. HATOYAMA still alive?
I think he had declared officially that
I stepped down a donkey's member.
He didn't do anything that he should have done
and we have to confiscate his current post A.S.A.P..
Right?

>>428
Is he still alive? Damn, I totally thought he had returned to his home country.
Just seeing his face pisses me off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSIGcuZk-Fk&feature=related
who killed MJ ..?
this is JUST rumor ? in jpn , those news has never been bloadcasted once .

i'd like to hear idea who live in not-japan.

those news has never been bloadcasted .

i'd like to hear idea from who live in not-japan.*

>>427
This sounds a japanese komoriuta(lullaby).

This sounds like a japanese komoriuta(lullaby). (>_<)

>>430
It looks like just another conspiracy video to me, with a bit more religious bullshit than usual.

I am extremely sleepy during my period. I sleep more than 12 hrs a day....

>>435
so what?

http://www.change.org/petitions/amazon-com-ceo-tell-amazon-com-to-restore-the-sale-of-whale-dolphin-and-porpoise-meat

Thank you ,ScottBaioIsDead!

http://redfox2667.blog111.fc2.com/blog-entry-278.html

http://tvde.web.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/jlab-dat/s/963153.jpg

kusosure sage

>>424
Say it at least in English.
You can even read the title of the thread, can't you?

Ignore it, it's just a famous copipe.

>>435
would you take me the diaper after your perioud?

gross!

This thread is getting into nonsense just like what 2ch is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ua3nnx3Nja8#!

Another Tsunami video where you can see how it destroyed a town.

It's the first time I've seen it.

I am scared of watching tsunami video .
and i heard the rumor that "artificial earthquake " real existe.
even 3.11 was its work.

what do you think about this ? just a rumor? or ...

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>>447
On the net somewhere I have looked at copies of old japanese newspaers and
the US official document that both refers to such a weapon.
And B. fulford wrote about the Chikyuu-go, didn't he?

>>444
wwww

suddenly I want to read a novel "no life king" again. I loved it so much.

>>437
>I can type rakuten.co.jp just as easily.
Then why not just type that and forget amazon?
Anyway, I really want to try whale meat someday.

＾ヮ＾

>>451
Was it by Ito Seikou?
I have heard of it. though never read it.

>>454
Yes. I enjoyed and thought he wrote it under divine inspiration,
though one of my friends didn't enjoy the novel so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITfTTV_6zoQ

Play the music while you are cleaning up your room.
You will be highly motivated.

!ninja

Sparky should give up becoming a girl. It's because it's impossible.
He should think twice.

>>456
No way!
It seems that the music will make me in a state of being unnecessarily hectic.

>>437
Now 1,683 out of 200,000
Sorry,ScottBaioIsDead.
Japanese do only a talk and no action.
This is why Japanese can't stop Korean movement.

Korean movement? well, I'm not interested in it at all.
The best way is just ignore it.

>>460
You mean Korean is Endo Syusaku?

>>461
Even if we ignore it, many Japanese companies will help it.
TV tokyo and Koudansya are going to broadcast a anime "GON" made by Korean.
TV tokyo and Tkara Tomy and Aichi boroadcast are going to broadcast a anime "Transformer", whose OP is sung by BIGBANG.
G-DRAGON , a member and leader of BIGBANG, used cannabis before,
Japanese companies have used criminals for a children's program.

>>462
I didn't know it. I looked up 狐狸庵. It's funny.

>>461
ignore it? we can't ignore those fake movement .
that is tought to be JUST invader .

almost of gei"no" jin are composes of korean who live in japan.(korean-japanese )
i hate this .

We've had enough of this situation.
Now is the time we have to expel all of the Korean residents from our country.

4 jews were killed in France by a apparently neo-nazis former solder.
9 turkish people were killed in germany by ultra right wing organization.
No korean in japan has never been killed based on their ethnithty for decades.
Japan is too tolerant for them.

I heard that Goyle was arrested for participating in ransack.

>>466
In fact victims indlude Greeks. That shows Germans don't really think
Greeks are white.
So called white nationlists don't wanna talk about the topics, including
Greek debt crisis. They hide their real intentions for southern Enropeans to confront non-european
immigrants first. But how long does that hypocrisy continue?

It is said that Merkel is hardest on Greece. There is no way
Greeks make excuse.
But Greeks got angry. They feel underlying discrimination against
Greece for their laziness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ua3nnx3Nja8#!
I clicked on the link and watched it seconds later.
Then some indian looking guy appeared in front of me.
Who is this man Where is tsunami ?lol. Thats youtube ad...

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I should have seen live police assault in France.
Where could I watch it? It must have been a good expereance for
English learning and entertainment.

The case reminds me of The Asama mountain villa incident in Nagano.
The police used a giant ball to destroy the lair of the Union of Japan Red Army
just like Deaf Leopard video clip. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCnoND2v5Ow

【教育】高校英語教師海外留学２年間必須の実質６年制で院卒扱いに[12/03/23]
http://ikura.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news7/1302357674/

i know i can do . from now on , i grope myself with TENGA

i did onanu 3 times today

>>474
did you?i can't imagine the life style .
I would like you to do it one more . to be legend !

I'm bored.

here am I robbling my penis.

>>456
I read the comment below under the linked video and really laughed.
The comment was posted two years ago. lol

>掃除の時に使うとモチベーションがあがるとの書き込みを２ちゃん­ねるで見ました。
>82GENA 2 年前 94

´・ω・`

ともだちほしいお, are you still there?

oh my heck

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>>480
What do you want from him?

I just wanted to talk to him.

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Your name only?
You must make known everything about you when you introduce yourself to us.

>>484
He is me, really. Do I know you by the way? I've been away from here for a long time.

I'm an anonymous user so I don't think you remember me but we had convesations before.
If you're him, would you give me the URL of your youtube channel again?
Unfortunately I've lost the URL.

-> conversations, sorry.

>>489
What are you going to do? Want to chat with me on YouTube?

Having chat here is one thing. That is another.

>>491
Why do you want to chat with me on YouTube?

>>492
Excuse me, who said such a thing?
I just want to revisit your youtube channel you taught me before.
At that time you gave me the URL without any hesitation, what happened to you this time?

>>493
I have several YouTube accounts and I don't remember which account I told you back then.

The one whose account name is 2ch like and has your favorite voice actress videos.

>>495
I don't want to expose it here because it's now known to a lot of people on YouTube.

Huh? I'm getting sick of dealing with false ともだちほしいお.

His English was better than yours.
If you are real ともだちほしいお, say your best voice actress here right now.
You even mentioned her name in your youtube channel description.

I won't let you say. there are several or something like that.
He had his really best one.

>>497
What? How exactly are those sentences not good? My favorite voice actress? It's Minorin.

i like kugyuuu

>>498
I won't say it's because of grammatical aspects but your sounds quite differ from his,
and sounds like as if a native speaker were impersonating him with quite simple English.

I'll give you my cordial shit for your taking the time to search logs.

>>500
It's probably because Sparky isn't here right now.

Sparky has nothing to do with this shit.

U mad bro?

You're too quiet so I can't hear you.
This is the thread where you have to be loud.

>>504
In all honesty, why do you make it sound like I did something wrong to you?

Why do you think it in that way? Are you obsessed with something wrong?
Hooray!!

>> 505
By the way, WHO ARE YOU?

What the hell...

anyway lets play baseball(aa r

Childish.

I'm sorry to hear that you don't need friends any longer. Gosh.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you trolling me or what?

>>509
Man, I'm fucking not interested in baseball.

>>512
First of all, who are you?
If you're HIM, I haven't had any scheme.

>>514
Pffft, I am him.

Alas, who believes in such a thing without any proof.

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Lol, I never thought things would turned out to be like this.

What's going on here?

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Okay, let's end this crap with the crap like crap.

what a shitty dialogue. lol

Don't　mind

Shit? No, that's manure.
It's a essential to deserted thread like here.

i love buratamori

Pretty stupid and boring. ^^

Where is my little Shimamura-kun? I need him here.

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>>528
Shimamura-kun, you kinda look depressed. Did something bad happen to you or is it just what you look like?

You must have scared off Shimamura-kun.

I hope Shimamura kun is not a typical DQN seen in the stores.

>>437
Now 1851 out of 200,000
Sorry,ScottBaioIsDead.
Good-bye Japan.

and good bye >>533.

Silence isn't a virtue.
Amazon,co,jp has continued to suspend the sales of meat products, and Japanese have continue to use this anti-Japanese store.
Japanese don't have any pride.
Bye Bye Japan.

×　meat products
○　whale meat products　　

good bye >>535.

Good bye Japan, and welcome to a new Japan.
Japan will have continued to combine with Korean movements in a lot of ways.
The new Japan is coming soon,
There Japanese is going to live as slaves.

its you again?

木村拓哉氏　瓦礫処理を語る

http://www.cyzowoman.com/2012/03/post_5530.html

　キムタクが山本太郎になった！　
それは孫正義が立ち上げた「東日本大震災復興支援財団」の3月8日の活動報告会でのことだった。
孫が被災地に100億円を寄付するしないのと大騒ぎした挙句に立ち上げた財団である。
この財団の発起人にSMAPも名を連ねていて、キムタクはこの報告会にサプライズゲストとしてと出席したのだ。
キャー!!　というコンサート会場などとは違い、スーツ姿の男性が多かったという報告会場であったが
そこで、キムタクは自分たちの被災地に対する思いや、支援について語ったという。


　そして一般客男性から出た、“仕込みなし”“ヤラセ”でない質問が「福島のがれき処理問題に関して意見を聞きたい」というものだった。
孫の指名でキムタクが一番最初に発言することになったという。
かなり政治的で慎重を要する内容だ。下手なことを言えば、大問題になる可能性だってある。
どうするキムタク？　会場も同じ思いだったようで皆固唾を飲んでいたという。
そこで慎重に悩みながら言葉を選んだ発言がこれだ。
「がれきの中にどのくらいの放射線量が含まれているか、ってことも含めいろんな問題が関わってくる」
「“福島で生まれたがれきを福島に”というのができれば一番いいとは思うんですけど。
できないという現状があるんであれば、それをどうにかする方法を模索していく必要がある」

>>536
go get some pilania then!

>>538
you people from tiny market, means you are already being slavery for the world. 5963!

>>538
Korean movements you say? Do you honestly think Japanese are obsessed with such nonsense?
I think not. What exactly do those so-called "K-POP artists" excel at? As I see it, they are
no different from amateurs out there who are good at dancing and singing.

Apparently, you're so deluded that you can't even think "logically".
You'd better get your head out of your ass and realize how poorer Korea is and what situation
you people are in right now. Incidentally, have you ever been to Japan? I bet you not.
Most of Japanese don't listen to K-POP and some of them actually hate it.

I hope you someday face the truth and know how they feel about it.
Well, I know why Koreans are coming to Japan even though they hate her so much.
They want to earn money over here, eh? But unfortunately, we're not so fool as to
regard it as one of "popular" music.

>>535
A whale is just a very large fish, so why can't we farm whales like we farm normal fish?

I think I　am going to dislike the whites

Why?

ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ of anti-whaling

indeed

it will cost too much to feed the whales

I am so called Zainichi!

I realy hate japanese.

Because Japanese let korean girl sex slave in WWar2

>>552
You people need to learn true history. Watch this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgh-Eoav-JU

IM DO TEI

>>552
Oh, you also need to watch this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wHPdEuqLVE

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>>552
why dont you go back home?

>>556
Hi, how are you this morning ?

Hello World!

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>>561 fade out
>>562 fade in

He's back!!

>>564
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>>552
rasist korean

www
Shimamura-kun is very mean.

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hello,bicths.
whats up?

what a clothes

TGIF!

ok, Why don't we split the bill.

>>569
You mean "bitches".

It's early in the morning and I just got to work. It's cold and rainy. At least it's Friday.

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Now, Shimamura-kun is more popular than sparky,lol

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Shimamura-kun is arrogant www

Not to be rude, but who would want to talk to such a boring brat who
is so poor that he can only buy his clothes at Shimamura? :D

Buy him Armani suits then

Don't speak ill of Shimamura-kun.
He's one of 2ch top stars and happened to come to this thread.
We should welcome him.

I don't think we should. Just because he is one of 2ch top stars doesn't mean
we should treat him well. :)

I think his cute appearance makes us warm and happy

'cause with every kiss and every hug,
You make me fall in love

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i ve never been to shimamura.but i like him.

I don't think Shimamura-kun is a 2ch super star. Rather, he's kind of KY around there.

you too.

I'm not

you could be.

>>584
Then why don't you say something funny for once, kiddo? :P

>>590 you say something funny before asking

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You're such a pain in the ass...

dont be jealous of him

I'm still learning eng and I'm living in the u.s. Plz help meh!
I don't wanna quit the ESL!!

(´･ω･`)

>>595
just hang on. you'll be used to it.

>>591
Why do you think I should say something funny when I ask someone to do so?
I'll tell you one thing, when you point out something you should explain why you think that way.
Otherwise you'll look stupid. :)

>>592
Good, but kinda lame. Can you do something else that will make us laugh?

let me ask something.
do you think that the prefecture in which you live should take on officially a treatment for radioactive debris?
i think, of course i do, because we should get it over and renovate environment sooner or later.
what do you think?

I don't think that's a good idea.
Why doesn't Japanese government try to seclude those debris in disaster areas?
No one guarantee there isn't any poluted thing.
I don't think this crappy goverment knows how to protect the entire country.
If this were a pandemic case, do they try to do the same thing?

Japanese government is completely useless.
Let's select Shimamura-kun for the next prime minister of Japan.

But I guess Shimamura-kun demands huge amount of money.

If Shimamura-kun were to be elected for the next prime minister, he would kill me for missing with him. D;

*messing

Does anyone know how old Shimamura-kun is?

he's 14.

how do you know?

Because he's chuni-byou.

>>437
The number of it don't reach 2.000.
Good bye Japan.
Japna is over.

>>610
Your dream will never come true. :)

>>611
I love Japan, but Japanese are foolish.

>>612
Are you Japanese?

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Yes. I am a Japanese.

>>612
How exactly are Japanese foolish? :o

Japanese won't and can't boycott against anti-Japanese companies.
Can you stop eating Pocky?

look at Shimamura-kun or japanese government for the answer.

>>617
You mean L or G?

G is Green Party?
I always vote for the Liberal Democratic Party.

>>617
You're pathetic to say goodbye to your own country just because the majority of Japanese
don't boycott against anti-Japanese companies.
I'm one of those people like you who hate those companies with passion.

I don't understand why you can give up your own country so easily. If you're a
patriot, keep fighting there until the last moment.

I don't want to give up , but I know that now is "the last moment."

>>620
No, I mean snack companies.

What exactly makes you think Japan is now over? You should be more specific with your words.

Decreasing population.
People having no positive expectation for the future.

Japan is over.
It is sad, but it is time to break up.
Japan is over.
Do not cry, man. Forget me and find another one.

>>624
Oh, sorry, You are right.

>>625
Japan will have continued to increase Korean-Japanese, who will have continued to have anti-Jpanese feelings,
but Korea will have continued to consist of Korean.
So I think Japan will have continued to assist Korea for eternity as now Korean movement is taking Japan by storm.

That's it? Damn, you're stupid as hell. How could that mean Japan is over?
There are many solutions about it. I'm seriously starting to suspect you're Japanese because
I've only heard the absurd phrase "Japan is over" from Koreans and Chinese who wish Japan to sink.

First of all, japanese politicians and bureaucrats are crap.

Japanese people have been always followers in their history.
They are good at accepting frameworks made by Chinese empire or western
societies and applying minor modification on them.
But they are at a loss once they become front runners.

Maybe Shimamura-kun is better than they are, except for his fashion sense.

Yeah I know what you mean, but it's too early to give up.
No need to be so suicidal.

Would you buy Japan for nothing?

What?

WHAT?

>>628
Chinese and Korean are busy to prepare an application to a university in US.
They are indifferent to whether Japan will rise or sink.

Of course I do all I can do.
But there are limits to what an individual can do.
I haven't used most convenience stores since they used and have used Korean as campaigns.
But Japanese continue to use them.
I feel empty.

some of japanese too, and other chinese and korean don't do.

>>636
What are you talking about? lol I just said I've only heard that absurd phrase from Koreans and Chinese.

>>636 undoubtedly shows he's one of them.

>>639>>640
Happy guys, please continue playing mind game.

>>637
Ah, so that's why you're being so suicidal, huh? Pffft, just knock it off already.

>>642
Mind game? huh? We are playing LOVE GAME.

Okay, that's not even funny.

We ourselves are funny so there's nothing wrong with the game.

Where is the Japan-is-over wuss?

I'm a loser.
Japan is over.
Japanese must think the way to live with Korean in Japan.

in your mind.

>>647
Just stop crying like a bitch.

Mr2channeler

>>647
We've been already living with Koreans, Zainichi.

I'm bored to death. Do you have anything we can do together?

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　（　´・ω・）　 You are such boring guys I've just been to Uniqro and got new clothes.
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How can I get a job in US?
I only graduated from a Japanese college.

>>652
You mean games or something?

Yes, those king of things or whatever we can enjoy together.

>>654
i am very sorry i don't what it is.

>>652
Shop at Shimamura.

>>657
sorry!
i don't know what it is.

-> those kinds of

>>656
How about this? http://www.atgames.jp/atgames/top.do

>>652
I made a quiz for you.

痒い　膝　太陽 ( )　行く　岩

what word would apply to the blank?

>>662
she

>>662
海

>>664
that's it

I came to see my little Shimamura-kun. Where's he?

fack you

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Shimsmura -kun wears cheap clothes. That's all about him.

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What happend to 4chan? I can't access it all day long.

>>671
The front page is down for some reason (perhaps as an April Fools?). You need to go straight to a board's URL.

Like this - http://boards.4chan.org/g/

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hey shimamura kun , spring has come .
how about taking off that woolen beanie cap?

I'm sure there's a reason he can't take it off.
Everyone has a skeleton in his closet..

Oh,your comment makes me very interested in what is hidden underneath his cap.
Anyway, since it's getting warmer and warmer from now on, the day will soon come when he has to
take it off.

If I become a bold man, I will move to the north region in Japan.
I will be able to wear a cap for more time than the south.

bold bald man!

Oh,sorry I mistook.　bold→bald

It's fine.

I came here to see Shimamura-kun's entertaining performance. He hasn't been here yet, has he?

he is sleeping next to me in my bed.

>>682
Are you a pretty girl?

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Mitsuya Yuji is on TV now.
I love him very very much.
I wanna sex with him.

I watched Mr.Mitsuya on "Waratte Iitomo" this noon.
He's a really funny man :)

Not a cloud in the sky.

he is so　kimoi, I think

>>688
Stop speaking ill of Shimamura-kun, ok?

Mitsuya Yuji　is　Shimamura-kun？

oh, please

I'm tired of Shimamura-kun.
Change the topic, please.

>>692
If you wanna chane, you should give a new topic.

He shold be free to do somthing he wants to do.

○should

And, Shimamura-kun is also free to show up here as many as he wants.

Agree

Masaki Kyomoto's official home page is so cool.
I think he is the most beautiful man in the world.

>>698
http://stat001.ameba.jp/user_images/4d/5b/10014709915.jpg
His hair style is not acceptable to me.

How old is he?

He is 53 years old.
He do Kendo.
So do I, so I like him.

>>701
but, why do you think he's so beautiful? How?

His kendo level is Sho-dan.
Not so strong.

He should change his hair design.

Shimamura-kun is more beautiful than Kyomoto Masaki.

>>698
Cool site it is.

>>702
I don't know, but he is still 53. I think this is where the real fight against the old age begins for him.

>>703
I know.

I wanna see his face without fully make-up.

Both Kyomoto Masaki and Mitsuya Yuji live in GRAY ZONE.

Im Back lol
how's it Going fuckers?

Kyomoto isn't a gay.
He's married and has a son.
His son, Taiga Kyomoto looks like Mr. Tanaka (ungirls) or Shinji Ikari (EVANGELION).

Today is my birthday:-)

>>712
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

>>712
Congratulations on your birthday.
Many happy returns of the day!

He is extremely good looking but.. he does not smile.
h ttp://www.la-cetzna.com/pc.html
I think I prefer the deep, dark, haert warming looks of this beauty:
h ttp://tinyurl.com/d3jmeul

Happy Birthday... Are you making sure you are happy?

>>715 heart warming

Today isn't my birthday:-)

>>718
HAPPY NOT BIRTHDAY!

>>715
I don't think Kyomoto smiles naturally.
His eyes are always sad.

Who is the man in the below URL?

>>715
Who's the man below? Korean?

I think Kyomoto has done lots of face surgery, otherwise his beauty is unbelievable.

Don't stop talking about Korean.
I hate them.

"ねぶた祭り" originated in Korea nida!

>>720 >>721 Isn't he just too GORGEOUS??
Who is he??? He is the secret ambassador for Japan, Kamenashi Kazuya. I am a huge fan. I think I will die of a
heart attack one day, just looking at him. I get soooo dizzy....

>>724
I looked at his wiki that is available in many languages, not only Asian.
It looks like he's popular worldwide.

Have you ever taken a close look at a real Kamenashi??

Have you met him in person or seen him in public at his concerts?

You are so Kat-tunly that he would notice you if he looked on this thread.

I prefer Kyomoto and Mitsuya to Kamenashi.lol

>>728
Who is Mitsuya?
Give us the full name

Maybe Mitsuya yuji.
His topic appeared recently.

>>728
Both are 50's. You must be over 50 years old as well.

Hey, Mitsuya Yuji is not very handsome. Why are you crazy about him?

>>723
クリスマスは韓国起源でない−サンタ協会の発表に困惑の韓国
http://alfalfa.livedoor.biz/archives/51049054.html

グリーンランド国際サンタクロース協会が「クリスマスの起源は韓国ではない」
との異例の発表を行った。
名指しされた韓国は「何も言っていないのに…」と戸惑いをみせている。

韓国では「どうして韓国を名指しにして、そのような発表が行われたか分からない」
とコメントを発表し、
グリーンランド国際サンタクロース協会の意図がわからないと主張した。

しかし、韓国で秘密裏に行われていたという雪嶽山国立公園以北の謎の造成工事が、
発表と同時に停止したことや、韓国からカナダに発注されていた大量のモミの木、
ノルウェーに大量に発注されていたトナカイ、中国に大量に発注されていたサンタの衣装などが、
相次いでキャンセルされたことから、グリーンランド国際サンタクロース協会が何らかの情報を
事前に掴んでおり、韓国の不信な動きに先手を打って釘をさしたのではないかとの憶測が流れている。

Mitsuya Yuji is popular among gay people.

>>728 is GAY?

Gay? Are you saying gay?
There's someone in this thread who's most suitable for gay topics.
You know who he is?

this thread was miserable but it is absolutely pitiful now
these pitiful morons should be thrown into incinerators along with kitchen garbage

The presence of koreans in the anime industry is increasing at an alarming rate.
I thought they were just singing pitiful songs for openings and endings but
they have started to send their own absolutely pitiful, miserably crappy sorry ass animes
but thanksfully they are all absolutely pitiful.

GON is made in Korea.

I found this new show called Chaginton (in katakana) which was listed in a new anime list
and I was like, what is this korean shit? but turned out it was a british kids show called Chuggington.
It's a show about talking trains like thomas the bugger. So I decided to watch it for english practice.

>>739
I've just watched the show on YouTube. It's rather boring to me...
I never heard of any Korean animes. I bet they're just rip-offs of Japanese ones.

no, they make some stupid kids shows with creepy creatures.
koreans seem to be targetting children recently.

I almost read secret boots instead of secret ambassador
sorry (^^;

>>733
hahahahahahahahahahXD

>>742 How on earth did you manage to do that??

>>725, >>726 No I have not met him in person. Why, do you think
he does not look as gorgeous close-up??

>>713-714 >>716
Thanks a lot:)
I turned to 30. I'm going to keep improving myself.

同僚をデートに誘ってみたが、下記のような返事が来た。
Maybe next time.というのはただのお世辞だよね。
今度、その言葉通り、誘ってもいいのか？

sorry Satoshi. Just see ur message. I ve made an appointment with my
friends to catch up. Maybe next time. Really sorry. Have a nice weekend.

>>747
(´；ω；｀)

>>748
I agree with>>748.
If she'd like to date with you, she must have given you alrternative offer,
like, how about April 15? or things like that.

Let me ask native speakers opinions here.
>>747 asked his female collegue to date with him the other day and
the reply is the English post in >>747. He feels that "maybe next time"
is deplomatic way of declining him but he's not sure.
Now he's wondering if it's OK to ask her to date again.
What do you think, guys?

he should do it if he want.

>>745
I wonder when you will graduate from him...

>>745 hmmm never. He gets lovelier as he grows older.

What are you saying? Why are you talking to yourself?
ANyway, I suggest you meet him in person and learn to know what he really is.
He might not be what you think he should be.

>>749
no one cares. it makes me laugh that you miserable people still think there are
native speakers in this shit thread.

>>753 It is late....
What do you think will happen if I meet him in person? I am a no-one,
He is a celebrity. What do I have that I could give to him in return
for his company? I doubt he meets fans out of the blue like that.
And I am certain that he is attached .

泉ピン子「TV界リストラ」でパチンコ営業

http://woman.infoseek.co.jp/news/entertainment/story.html?q=asageiplus_4604

>>755
That's what tests him about who he is, right?
If he goes like he's big in Japan, which is far from true, then you can look down on him
and loath someone like that. So take it easy. He's the one who should be nervous.

>>437
1.955...
I can't believe it.
Japan was really over.

i am annoyed with this retard that keeps posting news crap in japanese
at lease have the decency to keep it in english
morons like this should be burnt like the kitchen garbage they are

I slept more than12 hrs... and wasted lots of time....

>>749
'Maybe next time' does tend to be a polite way of declining. He'll never know until he asks again, though.

I feel too tired to do things I have to do

Time passes very fast.

dickrubbing drains your energy and makes you unmotivated. this is a medical fact.

>>754
Yet another miserable remark. :)

I watched the movie Deliver Us from Evil. It was aired at midnight and now I know
how rotten the catholic church is. This is a must-see for everyone.
But what about other churches?

Churches, huh? I don't have much interest in catholic or churches, but I'll try it out anyway.

Bach is genius.

In case you don't know, "church" (properly with a capital c) can mean the organization itself, not the building.
The movie is a non-fiction documentary about catholic pedophile rapist priests and their widespread child rape,
molestation, etc and how the organization (including the very top of the Vatican) tried to hide their crime.
Apparently they are still hiding it, hoping that the public rage will fade away over time or something.

that reminds me, there was a communist christian pedophile roaming around this board

compared with the absurd amount of butt-assault commited in the christian world,
japanese hentai culture is so harmless.

>>761
Thank you very much for your answer. So he was turned down.

I watched Transformer this morning.
The opening song was unusually gay, so I checked who sung it and sure enough it was a korean band.

A Korean song for an American movie? I can't imagine...

>>757 I get the idea that you want me not to think of him highly anymore.
I wonder if you are a little jealous of my feelings. The problem is I
could never look down on anyone because of who they are.
So even if they turn out to be a lowly person he is still human to me.

This is the opening
http://youtu.be/vM0afKKgC4Y

>>776
That crappy song is unbelievably unsuitable for the opening, ruins everything.

Maybe I wonder what befores comment case something got wrong each others described oppotunity.

I'd like to ask with chating person. I thought Jesus religion is stand for many kind of loves about. Is there something wrong?? Becase I have been often heared R&Bs song stand for loves about. Ｉ had heared which so nearby Gospels song.

>>775
I want be the man you love so much.
This is my true feeling. Should I call it virtual love?

>>775 That is very noble of you to love me even if it is through an
electronic medium. If you are Japanese, it must be a miracle that
you confess in such an open medium. You are a very brave person.

>>775 I believe that it is possible to love someone over the internet.
However persona may be misleading and may cause a lot of disappointment.
It is not like owning a Tamagotchi, because real humans are involved.
Still, I am happy that someone loves me virtually.

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>>781
I'm a Japanese man who learns English hard.
Your English seems super beautiful to me. Besides you have long legs?
That's all what I know about you.

>>781
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　 {i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i:}
　（　´・ω・）　 Don't fall in love with me anymore, okay? I'm not only for you. I'm here for everyone.
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　　 し─Ｊ

hm.... At least for me, Shimamura-kun is merely a nuisance.

>>787
Are you serious? I hope your words won't hurt him...

Anyone is welcome and can chat here.

I was wondering if I could get the opinions of any Japanese people
out there who enjoy cooking. I've been practicing making Japanese
food for some time now, but I noticed that I really prefer to eat
onigiri while it's still warm...but I thought it was supposed to be
served at room temperature?

>>790
your hands temperature

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>>791
Ah, okay. Thanks! I think I just like the temperature contrast when
it's a little warmer (because I usually have a cold filling).

If anyone on for the next hour or so would like some English help,
I can't sleep, so feel free to ask any questions.

>>793
Then, may I ask one?
In Japan, many Japanese use "okay" as positive meaning word like "good".
But I think okay means not bad, rather neutral.
I'd like to know correct meaning of the word.

>>794
i got it

>>789
Many thanks. I really appreciate your saying so.

>>794
"Okay" as an adjective does basically mean "not bad".
"The movie was okay," means that the movie was average, not really bad or good.
Awesome/Great > Good > Okay > Meh > Bad > Awful/Horrible

It's also used as a positive affirmation instead of "Yes"
A: "Do you want some cake?" B:"Okay!"

>>797
Thank you very much.
Your explanation is easy to understand for learners.

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生息地：　関西エリア
必殺技：　他人が演奏中、全空気を瞬時に吸い込み高速で両腕を振りおろし威嚇

I have no idea if I were targeted by a woman described in >>799.

>>799
She looks like Kimuyona.

But, she is 40s.

I meant
I have no idea what to do if I were targeted by a woman described in >>799.

>>794
Sorry for the late reply, I was busy with Easter celebrations. And
thank you Anon 797 for stepping up to help.

I would like to add that "okay" actually has a lot of different meanings
depending on the tone of voice, and if you elongate the vowels.

>>804
Here are some of the different meanings.
"Okaaaay..." (shows uncertain acceptance)
"Okay!" (kinda like "よし")
"Okay..." (Said in a exasperated tone, it's close to やれやれ)
"Okay" (can also mean "correct")

The first is my line.
I'm often reluctant to accept it when someone asks me something to do.
The second is the same line as the one used in つかみはOK, which is a gag line by the ostrich club.

I'm getting poor year by year so I have to be a Shimamura-kun.
新人類→草食系→Shimamura-kun.
This is Japanese youngsters trend, although I'm not young anymore.

>>807
you mean you are getting bold bit by bit?
I'd rather you said it honestly without hesitation.

>>805
I'm not >>794 but to read that you know the nuance of やれやれ, I'm certain
you're advanced Japanese learner.
I guess not many Japanese learner know even the meaning of やれやれ
and how it's used.

>>808
Sorry for poor English.
I mean "no money" force me to go to Shimamura shop.

>>809
Thanks! Unfortunately, the Japanese we learn in school is almost useless,
so I just spend a lot of time studying on my own (or with my friends).

>>810
So, what's "Shimamura", and why is it bad? Is it like a pawn shop,
or something?

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I discovered you on the Internet.

Hi. I'm an Italiano learning Japanese. Are you guys Japanese?

>>815
I think most people here are Jananese.

Cool. Are you Japanese?

Hello? I'm an Italiano learning Japanese. Are you Japanese?
If not Japanese, who are there in this place? Americans? Any italiani here?

>>818
I'm Japanese living in Japan. Where do you live?
and I'm curious how you found this thread.

>>818 No you are not.
>>819 I live in Milano, and used to live in Mississippi for work there. Came here via a sumo site.

I'm a shaman, sending prayer from Gunmar to Mississippi and Highland to fend off filth.
Nice to see you, friend of Mississippi..

Is there anyone who watched Madoka Magika? I'm watching the rerun but I heard it was stealth marketed
and if its not worth watching I dont want to waste time.

I'm an Italiano who came here via a sumo site, and I think Japanese people who try so hard to
speak like Americans are stupid. Car, car. Just say cah. And the stupidest one is water.
Some people try so hard to be American that they say it like warrer, wadder, or whatever it is. Just say water.

>>811
To 810
It's not a matter of whether good or bad but a kind of lifestyle.
The Shimamura sells cheap clothes which are not bad, I think.
In fact, I feel most comfortable when I wear cheap clothes.
That means my soul definitely belongs to working class, orz.
When I was young, we used to be called Sin-Jinrui.

Maybe I supposed you may say japanese people said what ``wader'' and ``warah''. Case I wonder that it is pronunciation isn't it? It's japanese just had watched other foreigner said it. And there japanese culture, education like it.

imitate is education!!

>>824
Thanks for the clarification. So, it's just a discount clothing store.
I actually think it's really funny that some people have such a strong
aversion to cheap clothes. I don't know about in Japan, but over here,
a lot of times, the cheap and expensive clothes are manufactured in the
same factory, and the only difference is the tag.

>>823
Sometimes I agree with you, and sometimes not. Like 雰囲気 for example.
I'm not going to say ふうぃんき、or ふぃんき or whatever, but almost
everything else I try to say like Japanese people do. When in rome...
I btw, have Italian ancestry, but am American. Probably most people
here are Japanese.

Good morning dude,
It's going to be raining all day.

work hard, and have a good day.

Cheers

Thank you!

I'm working as a home security guard.
I wish we both have a good day today!

Being healthy is the most important of life.

>>823
Why do you think those Japanese are stupid? Do you hate the U.S or something?

Trying to sound like Americans is a pretty stupid idea.
If you're trying to speak English with an accent, then try listening to some British people.Their accent is much closer to a Japanese one than an American accent is.

Also, the rest of the world isn't that fond of an American accent. Although that might be another issue...

I think Engrish is OK.
We must spread Japanese English and Katakana English all over the world.

I like ice coffee. I drink even in winter.
Huh? iced coffee?
NO! ICE COFFEE!

Your comment reminded me of an article which I had read in Mainichu Weekly.
There is a column named MACHIGAI! , which is written by Tim Young, in the tabloid.
He says that smoke salmon sounds like salmon that is completely made of smoke.
So ice coffee sounds like ....

Mainichi is Hentai...

I have a book titled, "トンデモ英語デリート事典(A Catalogue of Fake English),"written by Kevin Clone.
I don't like him in this book. He is rude. But this book is very useful.

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Hello, what do you think about James McAvoy?
He acted with Ann Hathaway in "Jane Austin "
I love him much. handsome, sexy, beautiful!

>>832
You may have a point there, but Japanese students are taught American English along with its accent.

I've heard somewhere that Americans have eaten too much butter.
So they can't make frictional sounds, which makes us hard to listen to what they say.

i wanna be a butter dog and want to lick the butt of sawajiri.

>>840
I'm not sure what you mean by "frictional sounds", but butter doesn't
affect a person's accent.

Personally I like the Kiwi accent, but honestly, as long as you don't
pick an accent from the deep south (in the US), cockney, Jamaican, or
a strong urban American ("Ebonics"), most people will understand you
just fine.

american or british or jamaican, it doesnt matter to me.
becoz i wil not be able to speak english weather its jamaican or american.
i am tired of this language. it has too many weird sounds. i cant haer what they sayin.
i will just speak japanese and forget english. bye.

we'd better create new language like Indian-English .

Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
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A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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　　football hooligan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the hooligan... Twice.
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Q: What's the difference between the England national team and a three
　　pin plug?
A: They are both useless in Europe.

One day, a member of the local rugby team was walking home from practice
when he saw a building on fire and a woman with a baby leaning out of the
sixth floor window shouting, “Save my baby! Save my baby!” Aligning
himself under the window, the rugby player shouted back, “Throw it down.
I’ll catch it.”
A moment later the baby was sailing through the air. The rugby player braced
himself and caught the baby deftly. As a cheer went up from the people who
had come to watch the fire, the rugby player suddenly tossed the baby in the
air and kicked it between two lampposts.

Hi,there!
I start study english yesterday.
Nice to meet you!

I'm going to bed.
Bye-bye.
See you!

>>785 I hope you keep trying you best to learn and study English.
Never give up on your goals. Travel to England if you can, it would increase
your confidence in the language.

I'm going to travel to England to meet you.
We are destined to encounter on a street corner of London.
Somehow I'll be able to recognize you, we've never met before, though.

are there any Chicks who want my dick?

I'm determined to meet Lister,Rimmer,the Cat,Holly,Kryten and Kochanski in London.

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hey stupid morons, been a while how have you been?

I'm going to use chopsticks to eat rice. Not spoon. Right?

i did reserchin islam. i read, the number of mosques in japan is 60+.
i thought, thats a lot. then i reserchined web and knowed, in england alone there r 1500+ mosques.
i would be worried if there were 1500 mosques in japan. maybe those england antislam yob people have reason.

i tried to reserchin about how many christian churhs in japan, but i cant find any number.
wikipedia articles only have believers numbers, but no numbers about numbers of churchs.
what a fuckin useless imbecils. maybe the communist pedophile christian from befor can tell me.

>>857
Can you also find out how many Shimamura stores are in Japan?

shimamura has 1162

>>859
That'S a lot. Shimamura is a mega company

would you tell me how many Ken ShimuraS are exist

>>850 How will you meet me? Are you an esper?

>>862
I suppose there are few crazy Kamenashi fans with fashion model body in England.

Which one do you Morons like better Between goku and luffy? I do like both of them but if I Choose one it would be goku

when it comes to Chicks? I'd Choose Nami for sure

>>863 You will have a hard time finding them I'm afraid.

>>862
you said you were a big women with black hair, didnt you?
i think you are easy to notice

KG2ch lives in London?
if so, you are lucky
because big earthquakes frequently occur in japan

>>865
Sure I will.
But if you are famous for 2ch addicted Kamenashi gal with nice shaped body, we can identify you at once.

>>866 Dark brown hair is a popular hair colour though.

>>867 I have experienced two earthquakes in England (not in London).
They were minor quakes.

>>868 How will you find out "the Kamenashi
fan who writes on 2ch" ? Impossible.

>>871
Your characters is very unique in this thread. You are one of the 2ch stars, I would say.
So I guessed your chara was 浮いている on millions of people in the real world. If it was, I could easily find you out.

I don't know any Japanese person like you. I must admit that almost all the Japanese people seem to lack character. Even though we have charas, we have been educated to hide them. You know why 2ch is so popular in Japan.

Then if you come to Japan, we 2chan-sters can find you, but would keep it to ourselves. Because we are ashamed of being 2channeler.
Don't get me wrong. I love your character like most other people in 2ch do.

(^^); get jealous of KG2ch's popularity

>>873
Just appeal your brilliant chara.
It also helps Japan come back with something new.

http://long.2chan.tv/jlab-long/s/long1334373775297.gif
it is a fantasy.

>>871
You always talks about Kamenashi.
Are you thinking about him all the time?

>>873 is a typical expression on the 2ch's bord
when somebody gains attention for his/her comment,


ｌｉｋｅ this..

>>○○の人気に嫉妬ｗ

I remember kuso-kote higashi. She hasn't showed up recently.

>>872 >>873 I feel I am being tested now. I am aware that 2ch people hate those
who seek attention. I feel uneasy when you say such things.

What is the kuso-kote?

>>876 I do. It is an obsession. I even dreamt of him running on
a beautiful lawn and wearing green ribbons in his hair.
He ignored me and talked to people around me.

>>880
If she gives me some hentai words, I will be launched to the heaven without a jerk.

>>881
What if there's someone who look similar to Kamenashi and who tries to ask you out all the time?
Do you think you will be considering him?

Sup,guys!!
You guys use so difficult words that I don't really understand...
How did you manage to improve such an English skill?LOL

I always study Engrish and Katakana Eigo.
I have to spread these all over the world.

My English skill's lame.
I wanna go to next level.

>>884
That's a matter of vocabulary, don't worry.

>>866
As long as we understand what you want to say, there's no problem at all.

>>888 was to >>886.

I stop using dictionary when I write on this thread.
Even if the English seems weird, it's from my bottom of my heart, my soul or true feelings.

>>883 Let's put it this way. If he had Kamenashi's personality but not
his looks I would consider it definitely.

i liked watching "tiger and dragon".
it was kinda old drama.

>>891
That sounds like you want to say, "I love his personality and his appearance is not so important. "
I doubt it. w

>>890 I think learning a language (any language) is about feelings.
It is amazing how each time you encounter a language and begin to
understand that a different part of your brain lights up!

>>893 I did not say that. He has incredibly unique looks. It is impossible
to have his looks with exactly the same "faults" (like that broken nose)
as him. You cannot surgically replicate that look.

>>894
"...your brain lights up!"
I know this is the "chat in English" thread, but if you don't mind,
could you tell me how to say this in Japanese? I've been looking
for it for a long time, and I haven't managed to find it so far.

>>896 I am very sorry, my knowledge of Japanese is on the elementary level.
However I can describe the feeling to you. When I hear another
language spoken, the words seem to excite a different image/colour/sensation
in a different part of my brain.

You love Kamenashi Kazuya because of his character? What if he pretends to be polite only on TV or in public?
That's what celebrities are, right?

>>896 It is like, as if different hanabi displays (or multi colour light bulbs) suddenly come alive
(light up/appear).

You are lying. You love his face and body. You can't tell who he is on TV.
It's just an excuse because it doesn't feel right to say you only love his looks.
You don't have to worry about it that much. Celebrities are popular because of their looks in most cases.
If Kamenashi looks ugly but is good natured, then he can't be popular at all.

>>898 I am sure they have a completely different characters off-screen.
But it is not the politeness or sweetness I am talking about. It is his
ambitious, persistent attitude to get what he wants and his worship
of things and persons he loves so much.

>>898 I am sure they have a completely different characters off-screen.
But it is not the politeness or sweetness I am talking about. It is his
ambitious, persistent attitude to get what he wants and his worship
of things and persons he loves so much.

>>900 OK then explain to me why I don't feel same for Akanishi Jin.
He is the most good looking Johnny's talent ever. He is tall with
broad shoulders, a faultless angel like face and the most beautiful smile ever.
He must be the most handsome man ever from Japan! Why not him?

Everyone has their taste for looks. You like Kamenashi's kind of looks.
Just like that.

>>904 I must have a fetish for that kind of look + behaviour. If one
component was missing the magic would disappear. For me this photo
explains it well:
http://jdramaconfessions.tumblr.com/post/20601930056

>>897
Oh, sorry!　I just saw a few of your posts, and you wrote:
"..when you say such things."
"...are you an esper?"
And I just assumed you were Japanese.(oops!) Guess this is a case of
seeing what you expect to see. I know the expression in English, but
not in Japanese. I keep a kind of mental list of the expressions and
words I haven't been able to find translations for yet.

>>906 I am sorry I couldn't be of any help.
It is a good idea to keep a list of expressions... I do the same!

>>906
Why don't you ask that to Shimamura-kun?

Where is the new thread please??

You shouldn't build it till this one is completed.

Well it is almost complete!

That doesn't mean it's completely complete.
You know what, the thread was built on 2012/02/20.
We shouldn't hurry.

It is a good idea to take things slow and easy.

This thread still lasts for a few days.

>>906
I'm Japanese and I would say 脳を活性化 for it.

I think if you let it wait for too long it will lose its momentum.

>>915
Cool, thanks! That what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure if a
commonly used phrase or not.

Come on fire me your favourite youtube videos and tell me
why you like them.

I rather want to fire you with other things w.

Go ahead.

>>918
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta9K22D0o5Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlK2VOn_nEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1bG6BIYlo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTx3G6h2xyA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM

If you're looking for Japanese videos all of the 低燃費少女 videos
are pretty funny. Some of the Boss Coffee ones are pretty good too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKt4_pOixOo

Hi All,
it is sunday, what do you up to?
It will be the last chance to see cherry blossom in Japan? I really miss them as I haven't seen them for the last few years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUTOjm3u4AE

I like Kite. He is a poppin dancer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwv2qDJ57SY

I hate Korean. "従軍慰安婦問題" is a fiction.

>>921 Boss CMs are awesome! at 6:06 it's hilarious!
What goes on at 6:14 and they look so sad?

>>922 Well I had too many cups of tea. I could not sleep.
I made friends with daiki3768. He makes great videos!
http://tinyurl.com/c5ecr9b

>>924
So basically, over all the commercials, Jones is an alien investigating earth,
and he usually is confused by the earthlings, but likes certain things on earth
(the sunrise, a particular singer, etc). The older farmer asks him if he'll
become his "successor" (take over the family farm basically), and he sees the
"research" asteroid being bumped out of the way by the "successor" asteroid.
I think it's more that he's reflective than sad maybe.

let me ask you somthing
James Franco　is　Latino？
what lovely eyes he has!

>>920
Nice response...I love that chara of yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pm6J28c74Q

Japan-U.K. Freindship!

Marty Friedman／(^o^)＼

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJOl4AvlJh4

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>>929
unbelievable!

I love Teacher-Lillian.
Is there anyone who know her?
She has pink long hair and wared erotic costume.
And she hit her enemy with whip.

having finished my homework , i took in some laundry .
of course I don't have any pinkish panties.

I feel like eating Tirolian(ttp://www.chidoriya.co.jp/item/tirolian.html).

It was a days off to me, so I visited a coffee shop (not in Japan)
I wanted to say"thanks for the coffee" to the barista, because
it was really nice coffee. so I brought my cup to the till and said thanks to him.

The coffee made my day :)

thanks for you heartwarming story .

having finished peed , I washed my hands .
as you can see , i am studying about -ing clauses- now.

Ladies and gentleman, I'm going to hit the sack....

night night

When Johnny comes marching home again...

>>923 I was not aware of such a terrible history. I hope now women have a better
standing in Korea.

>>926 Thanks for the explanation. I alos love the karaoke one where
he cries to the Enka music.

>>929 Very sharp Japanese humour: modelled in sand....

>>930 Great choir,JPOP and guitar combination.
>>932 Ferocious paws ... too dangerous.

Hi, guys!

It's been a few years since I last came here.

Hi, Mr.Shiny Army

I'm a newcomer here, so I don't know you.

whatever!

The last time you came, what do you think you posted here.
We will start over from the topic.

>>946
If my memory serves right, you were 16 year old bilingual Japanese boy
back then, meaning, you're 18, 19 years old now.

Oh, getting clearer memory now. You went to international school in Singapore
run by British organization or something.

Did you enter (good) Japanese university?
Where do you live and how's your life now?

>>946
My post >>950 was about a totally different person.
I sure remember your handle name and did some research and found a thread
you often posted back then. That was a thread of 2004. Time really flies.
And I can't believe I have been on 2ch such a long time. Skimming through
the thread made me remember you. You lived in Seattle and had a Japanese gf back then.
I even remember you posted a photo or two of you and your gf. You always felt awkward
being an American and you feel Japanese mentality suits you. You dropped out
high school or something and went to community college or something.
Maybe I'm wrong though. I hope you still love Japan and hopefully you live in Japan now.

>>946
It was really awkward to have found and read my post on the thread in 2004.
The funny thing was that a link to your Yahoo Photo account is still alive and
I've just saw your photos there now. Your Japanese was excellent and natural,
and you sounded like Japanese on 2ch's post. As of 2004 you had studied Japanese
for just 2 years and still you had excellent command of Japanese already back then.
I hope you enjoy your life now.

What a fu*K. The thread I was talking about was made by 輝 on April 18th, 2004,
exactly 8 years ago. What can I say. Coincidence is the word...

Hm...
Looking back on those days, K-tan is the most impressive person for me.

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>>951
>>952

Wow! I'm surprised anyone from those times is still around.

Yeah... Damn, it sure is embarrassing to go back and read all of those posts. I was young then (I guess I still am).

Anyway, thanks for remembering me! And, yes, it sure is a coincidence! I was as surprised as you are when I saw the dates on those posts.

The only reason I visited 2ch again was to comment on another, completely unrelated, thread, but I decided to check out the English boards, too.

It looks like this place isn't nearly as busy as it used to be. I imagine it has something to do with the widespread access restrictions against users outside of Japan.
For example, I think Comcast (a major US Internet provider) is universally blocked. I had to sign up for 2ch Viewer to even post here!

You came here again from US?

>>957
Yep! I'm in the US right now at least.

Then, no wonder your English is good.

How about American foods?
Do you have any recommendation?

>>444
wwww

https://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/8873058

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>>960
2 months on HRT, huh?
How's your tits? Are they getting bloated?

>>962
slowly

>>961
Take off the cap when you sleep

>>963
Are you sure you've been using proper female hormone? I doubt they are growing.
How's your voice? Does it sound manly yet? Or is it changing?

>>964
If he shold take it off, he couldn't sleep well because of the brightness of his head.

Would you mind if I join you?

Though I've been often visiting this evil internet,I didn't realize this kind of thread even exists.

>>966
May the good Lord shine a light on him.

Excuse me?
Don't you guys think your words may hurt Shimamura-kun?

Please choose your words.

>>956
Yeah, you're still young! In addition to the reasons you said (ISP ban etc), probably the popularity of
2ch itself among Japanese Internet users has been declining due to
the emerge of SNS, I guess. Hence, fewer population in 2ch. English board has
been not so popular among other boards in 2ch.
Anytime you're in the mood, come and chat with us. You can visit and
enjoy translation threads, too, although some people might correct your
perfect translation there.

>>954
The Swedish girl must have gotten married and lives happily now.

>>969
Yeah, I hope so!
If my memory serves me correctly,she was a headache sufferer.
So I"m a bit worried about whether she got over the illness.

Blood Type 'B' the Worst, According to Korean Researchers
http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?Display=907
全体でみると、人間の質としてはＢ型が格段に劣るだろうな。中には
良いＢ型がいるというだけで、そんなのは三流校にも優秀な奴がたまに
いるという話と変わらない。ただ日本では能見などがＢ型のいいイメージ
戦略に成功したようだけどｗ

Among all of the handle names who have appeared on this thred so far, another person I remember nostagically
is Bernardo. She was an attractive person.
Now I'm a big fan of KG2ch.
After all, all of whom I rememer are only girls because I am a guy. lol

getting confused.

feeling tired, i want to go to bed soon .

Why don't we talk about TED or something?

I am surprised the thread is still not complete!

>>972 I have done nothing to deserve your admiration.

>>977
I don't have such a good command of English as to be able to express exactly what I want to say.
So maybe you get me wrong.
I think you are a thoughtful girl because anything you say is serious.
あなたの言動には他人と真面目に向かい合う姿勢が感じられます。
I don't know how the Jaoanese sentence above can be expressed.

>>978 I am surprised that you think of me that way. I was trying to
give an impression of a shallow person. I am not sure if it is a good
or bad thing to be that way. Thank you, if you consider it a good quality.

>>965
ask /jp/
for my voice

>>980
What are you talking about?
All you have to do is to tell us how your voice sounds and upload a mp3 file somewhere on a file storage site for us to download.

>>978
あなたの言動には他人と真面目に向かい合う姿勢が感じられます。
It's not a direct translation, but how I would say it is:
"I can tell from your behavior that you deal with other people
earnestly."
I think perhaps a better way to say this would be just:
"You seem pretty straightforward."

If I may interject my own interpretation, KG2ch, I'm guessing that
people are remarking about how straightforward you are (rather than
your specific interests). You probably know (but it's easy to forget),
that Japan is all about being indirect, and implying what you really
want to say.

Just shut your mouth. Go on msn and leave here. That's it.

>>983
Hold your Slim Shady.

>>982 I need to be direct with everyone in order not to be misunderstood.
I am not sure how people would react otherwise. Maybe I should be more
indirect, which is actually more like the real me. Thanks.

Your character analysis put me in a strange state of mind. Suddenly
I am worried about who I am supposed to be... Then I read a
Kamenashi Kazuya interview: he is also concerned about his real
personality. That makes two of us then.I am relieved...

Oh wow says he wants crazy sex.

http://zueila.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/kame_camera_09/

504 ：天之御名無主：2005/09/20(火) 15:36:01
japanese girls are sluts and japnese men are too horny.
it seems all they do there is work, have sex with a street girl and think only about secular things.
When I was in japan I couldn't believe how sex starved these japanese women were like.
If you just a white or black guy they want you as their sex friend. NO JOKE?
I was part of the jet program and in just in three months I slept with over 20 girls.
Most of these girls you would not want to marry but for good bang this is a white man paradise.
I mean you are treated like a GOD. I mean this.
I hope goldsea.com post this because this is truely what is happening in japan.
I did it with so many japanese girls it is not funny.

Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 17:53:17 (PST)

http://goldsea.com/Poll/Japan/japan_20331.html

end this retarded thread already morons

>>987
Such a long blog post that I won't read it as I'm not his fan.
It's hard to believe he said such a thing because he's an idol.
Such topic is avoided in Japanese idol industory.

It's unusual time you post here. You usually post after work but now
you posted after getting up. Sorry if I sound like a stalker or something,
which I'm not.

you stupid cockroach shut up and bury the thread

im sick of these cockroaches
by the way, there are 1200 something shimamura stores in japan now. 1162 is old information.

I don"t need such information.

example sentence
It is getting colder and colder during the morning and evening.
The leaves of the trees will soon turn red or yellow.

1It is getting warmer and warmer during the daytime, still cold before sunrise, though.
The blossoms of cherry trees will soon be at thier best.

shimamura looks like a great company. uniqlo sucks. lets go to shimamura everyone.

次スレは？

shimamura has 34 stores in taiwan. it is called Shimura over there i think.
they should expand their business to the world. shimamura is a great company.
people overseas should know that Uniqlo sucks, and wearing their clothes makes you a loser.
wearing shimamura means you are intelligent, smart, daring, tuff - an all round cool person.

Do you love Shimamura ？

I love my wife... :)

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