Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 165

>>599
I want to eat you baby!!!

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　（´>ω<）don't eat me
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>>596
No,I haven't. You are a sophisticated person, I have never read the novel. Of courese I know the Chiran air base.
The indication of source says only "Kagoshima." It may be a low-grade article(but expensive for me).

>>600
How do you think of the reason why Comcast is banning posting on 2ch?
Why is it doing such things?

Hahaha just kidding. Where did you come from? Are you a stray cat?

>>603
Thank you for your replying to my line, and telling me about the tea you bought.
Take care.
As for Japanese tea, I as well have worries about whether tea is mixed up with
other areas' tea such as Shizuoka or Sayama, even it is sold as tea in the western
area.

>>605
You are a native speaker. aren't you?
I have a good sixth sense, so I'm sure it was you who correct my English.

>>606
Thank you, too.

When Cesium was detected in Sizuoka tea in France in June,
Sizuoka Governor said "No problem."
I couldn't believe what he says.

Well, good night.

>>604
I thought everyone overseas was supposed to be banned from posting on 2ch just because they are foreigners.
2ch is supposed to be for Japanese users only. No foreigners are allowed. Blanket bans are difficult to enforce,
so a few small networks like the one at my work manage to slip though.

>>602
i will eat you!!

>>609
I could understood now what you are writing.
I think it is not your provider which prohibit people from writing in sentences into this BBS,
but administrators of 2ch does it.

They have regulations to providers abroad, because of there being a lot of damaging
behaviours mainly from Korea and China. I think if you buy maru from 2ch you can
write into this BBS.

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Sparky, I know you have been lurking all along.
It's time to show yourself and let your gayness explode!

>>613
You're so GAY...

>>611
You are right. Buying maru and you'll be fine.

Here's another solution.
I've never had any problem in posting from Starbucks in the US,
probably because they use ATT.
If someone in the US is addicted to both 2ch and Caffeine like me,
come to their store and post trashy comments while sipping coffee.

>>609
I'm from the UK. I don't know systems of 2ch but I haven't been banned yet:P

>>616
more Importantly, are you a guy or girl?

>>617
why are you asking such a damn question, perv?

You might be a gay.

Yes, takasu clinic!!

>>617
I'm a girl.

>>621
why native seakers like you are Interested in 2ch? Firstly how did you know?

>>621
and let us see your Thingies

>>621
Which do you think is better-looking,Susan Boyle or you?

what is maru? we need it to post a Comment here? damn i never known

Why are you guys so excited to hear the word girl? No girl around you in your everyday life?

>>626
go away you misarable bastard

smile

oh,it's a beautiful smile.

【Breaking Story】
Michel Jackson is dead.

>>550
I'm sorry for being late.
I guess I could reply to you tomorrow.

>>631
Are you a family man?

This is the Internet! There is no such thing as girls on the internet! Male until proven innocent!

We have a saying:
"Welcome to the INTERNET! Where the MEN are MEN! (Also the WOMEN are MEN, and the CHILDREN are FBI AGENTS!)"

>>633
Are you saying about a man who pretends to be a girl? That's a gal-oyaji.

>>630
I don't believe that.He isn't human being.

let me know how you can prove you are a male or female here.

Then what kind of existence(being) is he?

>>636
go ahead forever

>>636
Can't you smell my odor?
I put "chinkasu" on my index finger and thrust it under your nose.

smile

Oh, what a beautiful smile!

>>639
you're a birdbrain:)

>>641
hehe,this trend is super

>>642
smile you too.

>>642
Thank you,sir.
You can smell my chinkkasu anytime if you want to.

I must respest your smile.
I can assure you that your smile will turn out to be world peace. (○UO 3.1)

Do not make a statement against fact.
Do not use stingy words.
Do not talk negative gossips.
Do not have an idle talk.
Do not make dissatisfaction.
Do not tell lies.

This is my rule.Sorry for poor English.

are you a buddhist? I am not, but learning it a little bit.

I'm not Buddist.But

I'm not Buddhist.But,this rule is from Buddhism. I do YOGA.I think YOGA looks like Boddhism.

Those individual beliefs have nothing to do with Buddhism.
For example, if a Buddist monk tell a lie, it is called "houben(方便）”

those rules are very good if we can follow them. i wish i could
I agree.
yoga is not only a tool for health of body.

>>652
＞yoga is not only a tool for health of body.
I agree.

>>651
i know buddha himself uses alternated ways for each one.
but gotama buddha said rules like those above, I think.

>>651
Good lies are permitted to use.

good lies is difficult to use. we have to so clever.

I've read once, buddha was asked if there is god.
he replied there is no god. and also replied to another man there is nothing but god.
he must have tried to braak fixed ideas.
...I best go. thanks.

>>656
yes.You must to be distinguish from good lies between bad lies.
nightnight.

Then, I'll ask you about the meaning of the word "fact" you used.
Buddaha said "syohou muga(諸法無我）, which means every being does not exsist on your own.

Sorry, with my English ability, it's so hard to eplain it to you, so I want to discuss it after I
think it over.

Listening to Bakusho Mondai's radio program on TBS radio 954Mhz now.

i hate Ota. he is stupid.

Time at the tone is 2o'clock.peepoo!peepoo!

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>>631
not a problem.
take your time.

I don't like Ota,too.
Let go of Ota's political views. Always maintain a responsible attitude.
Ota should know about a correct view of history regardless of his creed or values.
Free speech is guaranteed by the Constitution, but history is not a fiction.
I leaned against the pillar in a bookstore and browsed through "Bakusyoumondai no Sensouron."
That book was terrible.

YO!!
What the fuck do you think u r doin?
what do you think this is? school playground or somethin??
where the fuck are you from?

i hate >>661. >>661is stupid.

i hate >>665. >>665　　is stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid.

>>666
hi,Japaneze!

If >>668 passed by me giving off his terrible body odor, it would rimind me of my dog's poop.

war is again.

An ancient Greek philosopher argued that there is eidos in another world ( or heaven) and
everything in this world is just its shadow
Most people ususally regard history as a collection of facts.

correction philosopher, Plato argued that

and they think that they can find them somewhere if they earnsetly look for them.
But I think that facts are the same kind as eidos, so history is also a fiction.

Relativism has its own dangers.
Those who use it ofthe ignore the fact.
Old history is fiction OK but Naking is false.

woo...hard topic. tell me funny one somebody.

>>670
you are my teacher by negative example.thank you.

I thew my dog's poop to you.
Now you are soaked with his poop.
Stand back! You sink! It is no use taking a shower.

thanks your dogs poop.
I love you.

You are so beside yourself that you can scarcely tell good guy from bad one.
I threw poop to you. I am a bad guy.

bad guy is not bad. smash your way!

My next thrower, which combines the poop with his piss,is going to completed.
Do you wanｔ it?

would you tell us a part of your life story?I'm interesting you.

to completed　→　to be completed

"you" is me?
An up-to-date research achievement of my dog will come out about a hundred years from now.
It will have several stories about me. I would like lots of people to read it.

I forgot to say that it is written in Japanese. I can't speak English well.
It's necessary to translate the achievement into English.
The following pasage is quoted from it if that helps.I translated it now.

"The ratio of poop to piss is 9 to 1. It'll be remarkably stable."

I'm familiar wiht the dog but I know next to nothing about the cat.

thanks go ahead.

do you guys think you can handle this whitout me ?
dont be kidding assholes

>>685
Could I possibly ask you a question about dogs?
Why do they sometimes eat their own poops?

>>687
At times I confuse your asshole with your smal mouth.
Because the light always go off.Don't be shy. Yor asshole is more or less clean.

>>688
It's Coprophagia?
This site contains tips for you to know about it.

http://www.petjpr.com/column/news-bin/Detail.cgi?rgst=00000037

May I have hot coffee ??

It's too cold here.

>>689
Thank you, sir.
I learned a lot from the site.

I wanna have girlfriend from bottom of my heart.
Frankly speaking,I wanna have sex with someone whose appearance is cute,body type is good.
My specification isn't very bad,but I don't have the opportunity to meet girl inspite of my age being 19.
Hmm, SINITAO

go to bookstore and hit on pussycat.that'ts all.

I am a cat!

If you bother me any more,your latest asshole photos will come to be on display at the national gallery in Ueno.
The fear children feel there must be beyond description.

>>692
Could you remove "sir,please? I'm a bad man,very very bad man.
I am not entitled to be praised.

I am not a Christian but I am reading the Bible.
It says as follows
Ask and it will be given to you;seek and you will find; knock and
the door will be open to you

>>694
Oh,soryy, I didn't realize your write.
What's the "pussycat?
That is "WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?"? I found it at amazon.com.

>>696
real bad lot don't say"I'm bad man' hehe

>>698
pussycat means おとなしい娘