Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 165

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 164
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1322912530/

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope Igirisu-jin and the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a ball!!!!!
Let's support recovery efforts in Japan!!!!!!

>>2
Great Thanx!!

How smooth!

>>1otu

now i finished to write out japanese words almost 1/3 of ranma live action movie
its kinda hard what i do

please help me!!

Go on!

Cooked Korean pancake. Funny taste.

I like it

スレッド立てるまもない質問スレッド part252
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1322896890/


89 名前：アサンジ[] 投稿日：2011/12/18(日) 23:23:46.29
>>79
けっこう英語の能力が低いから、英語で書かれた本を読んだときに苦労するんだろうね。
そこの苦労を軽減する方法を考えることで挫折しない程度にまで負荷を下げると
いう工夫をしている点が偉いねえ。

自分は英語の本をそのまま読む。翻訳を最初に読んでというのもありだろうけど自分はしない。
なぜなら感動が減るから。やっぱり初見で本を読みたい。単語は結構知っているみたいだ。
小説でもそれほど辞書をひきまくらなくても読める程度に知っている。
僕はマークピーターセンの本は嫌いだ。はっきり書いていないよ。あの岩波新書。
それからミントンか。ミントンは良い本だね。だけど自分はそういう文法の本を読むという
ことはしばらくやっていない。言葉のつかいかたならpractical english usageを調べるかな。

辞書はいくつも見て単語を調べる。


>けっこう英語の能力が低いから、英語で書かれた本を読んだときに苦労するんだろうね。
↑こいつ性格悪すぎだわ。

Hi, let's run on the fresh snow and throw snowballs at each other...

>>9
Yeah! Let's do it now!!
Come on !

Maybe Japanese snows have been contaminated by some radioactive substances.

Here is one for you!
_.O
,-O .-"
.-" .-" ..-O
.-" _..--""
.... _...._ ..--""
++++++++++++++++++.' ` ___..O
+++++++++++++++++ / \ __...---""
++++++++++++++++++; b
++++++++++++++++++: BB -------O
++++++++++++++++++. dBP __
+++++++++++++++++++._ .dBB'_ """""----O
...++'''...... `*8BBBP' ""--.._
- ' ...++''' ``-._

Aw. total FAIL
wwwwww

Here, a nano snowball:

-------------------O

==========ω

high speed manko!

Too fast..!

It's been long time to see a real manko again.

>>17
U Just pay 20000yen in Yoshiwara or Kawasaki area, you'll be able to see it soon.

Kim Jong-il is gone.

KIM JONG-IL HAS BEEN KILLED. HA HA HA HA.

>>20
Who killed him?
It's an assassination?

Some news say Kim Jong il has passed away.
He reportedly has died of disease.

Good for you!

THIS YEAR，I GET MANY JAZZ LP-RECORDS BY INTERNET AUCTION.

I get many dizzy

>>20
Are you from south Korea?

Kim Jong il had collapsed by the fatal ill.
なんちゃって

>>997
Thank you for your reply and sorry for my inconsistant writing.
I've not decided my end of my life crealy yet,but I want to know the structure of the economic.
So I've kept studying mainly accounting with a view to being finacial planner.
Putting that aside,there are many big name who died this year including "金日成".
Kanji that represent this year is better not "絆" but "混" I think.

>>28
I am with you about the Kanji word.
But, we need some that cheer us up, not get us down.
The word chaos imply the end of our world.

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZkSoBtwkXQ

Ding, Dong, Dear Leader's dead!
Who's in hell? Kim Jong Il!
Ding, Dong, the crazy bastard's dead~

Hello

I'm studying the red "Grammar in Use" now.
Current unit is 13 "past continuous".
Final unit 115 is too far. orz
But this is easy to understand for me.

What is it?
I retrieve "Grammar in Use",but I could find "English Grammar in Use".
What is it called in Japanese?

Anyway the number of chapter is very surprising to me.
I doubt that you can finish it.

3, or 4 days ago , I got a "grammar in use" at used book shop .
I` m studying English grammer with that book .

I am stii struggling at unit 4. hahaha!!
I don`t have time enough , and am working at 1 unit in a day .
our english studying trip will never end !!

as you can see, i am still mistaking among my post ... it makes me all the more crazy !!

Does Dr. Setsu Kobayashi still love Soka Gakkai and Komeito party?
And is he still for them?
I have no idea why he behaves so.

I have no idea few things about those people who are crazy in fuk-souka.
cruel

>>35
Don't worry about making mistakes. Books can only tell you so much,
you have to actually practice to learn anything. Humans learn by experience.

almost 2/3 complete

>>39
Great! Keep on going!! You can make it!!

>>40
thanks a lot !

but HG is soooooo sucks!!!
they are make me sick!

I feel energetic. It's strange because I only slept 3 hrs writing a proposal
and I have a 3hr flight tomorrow.
But I have not packed yet!The landlord wants me to clean the fridge!

How many times have I told you to clean the frige?
There are lots of things you've left untouched for several years in it, so they've
got moldy.
Oops! What a vile smell!

GM!! Everyone!!

Good morning everyone. How are you?
I took some exams on Sunday.
Still tired somehow.

Judging from your posts I've read so far, I have an impression that you are
alawys tired.
So maybe you have a naturally frail body.

>>43 No no that is the Stilton. Don't throw it away!

>>45
Good　afternoon .

what are you little turds talking about?

I bought a new sleeping bag. It's longer and warmer.

>>50
Your bag's getting worms soon.

I think so

eek!

ttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Asahi_Breweries_Head_Office.jpg/480px-Asahi_Breweries_Head_Office.jpg
The Asahi Flame is often colloquially referred to as "the golden turd" (kin no unko, 金のうんこ) and the Asahi Beer Hall
itself as "poo building" (unko-biru, うんこビル) by many Tokyo residents.

Oh,no matter I may see it,it seems be cutting edge art of the world!

I've made mistake, sorry.
◯no matter when I
?no matter I

I'm not going to charge you anything now

Not only one.. But I won't say anything ..

I have an illusion that I was admitted to a university yesterday.
It's surely apply to the old saying "The time files like an arrow."

Year, this year has been running so fast since 3.11

>>47
Stop trolling now at Oki Bibiru thread!

hi everyone.
this is my first time to write on this thread.

I have something to ask about English to someone.
Would somebody help me?

OK,I'll help you anything in my power.

ok. good.

When I find foreigners ,I always ask them to teach me some English.
and I useally say like "Could you teach me a little bit English?"

Everytime I say like that ,
I cant be sure if "teach" is a good word for that.
I feel like "teach" is too strong for that meaning.

I'm not going to learn a lot from a person I dont know well.

Is there any good words instead of using "teach"?

why dont you just say "let's hung out sometimes"
the poin is show them that you just like to talk

if some foreign stranger asked you to thach Japanese
you would probably think like "hey what the fuck is this guy"

get it?

Only teachers can teach, I think.
If someone ask me, Can you teach Japanese?
I would say, No. I'm not a teacher. I only can speak Japanese.

I think I saw 64 on the train. Don't talk to strangers ok?

I dont think so.
When does somebody ask you to teach Japanese like "How do you say this color in Japanese?"
do you say "What are you talking about ,fuckin foregnrer!!"

I dont say that ,fuckin crazy person!!

what i want to say is
shouldnt ask them to "teach"
but should show them your friendly attitude towards them

eventually they'll become like your private teacher

sorry!! >>69was just for >>66

so what should i ask for the first word?
are there any good words instead of using "teach"?

>>67
I agree.
then what word should i use?
"tell"? or do you know any good word?

Judging from your English, you can come up with proper words on your own.
Make the best use of your English vocabulary!
For example,if I make a sentence by using the word you've already used, it is as follows
" Could I possibly ask you a littel about English?"

yeah it is probably ok for everyone to be asked like
"How do you say this color in Japanese?" or some small question like that
but when asked to "teach", its kinda annoying

dont you think?

>>75
right!!

that's why i want to know the different word.

>>76
okay i'll get you the best way
but before that,, are you a male of female?

>>74
"Could I possibly ask you a littel about English?"

↑
this is better!! thank you!!

if somebody still have some good way, tell me more please.
↑
I almost used "teach" instead of "tell". ha ha!!

>>77 thanks a lot.

male.
not young.

>>79
You are the last kind of person I want to teach something for free.

teach me something buttwipe

>>79
okay find some hotties who are learning Japanese
the best huh!

>>80
I could pay you million dollers!!! hahaha...

>>83
They say, Money talks. For me, Manko talks.

>>82
Are you sure!!! ^^
I'll give you my E-mail.

[email protected]


↑
kidding!! hahaha

Shut the fuck up morons.

>>84
How many manks have you had so far?

>>85
I can imagine foreigners are annoyed by you...

I'm intterested in it too.
Would you please tell us.

>>84
warota www

>>86
die anyways

for me, it's been like less than 50 mankos,,
shit man

>>86
who the fuck are you?
some kind of asshole?

>>88
I dont know why?

バカや労！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

あげるな！

50 is more than enough i think

>>94
gomen nasai

demo nannde sege sinn kou?

>>88
go away you little turd

Is　"turd" is slung?
I cannot tell feces and defecation from turd.
My electric dictionary is now out of order,so please tell me.
(I'm reluctant to retrieve it on the Internet,sorry sir)

Oh "is"before "slung" should be leave out .
I often　make a mistake.(´･ω･｀)

when i was living in US
all my friends said that all of japanese girls are sluts
without any exceptions
i couldnt say anything to deny,,

what do you think guys?

>>98
turd means like shit or poop or,,,
someshit like that^^

>>100

i agree,,

>>96
英語じゃないでしょｗ

>>100
Open manko...that's the best way to learn English for girls. Simple and easy.

>>100
i guess that's right.
especially the girls learnin English in somewhere abroad.
but i think it's easyer way to learn how to speak English.
the girls might not that stupid.


I'll take a shower. see ya, every one.

I imagine this thred is used for Kyohei nishiyama
to practice English.
I guess there is no one except him.

>>105
hey

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j24nO2iNli8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j24nO2iNli8

>>105
kyohei! I have got your Identity.
you must be kyohei.

>>100
I don't like extreme opinion but I heard Japannese women tend to be treated easily by foreing man whose idea is "lady first".
So I cannot deny that thinking as you.

on the contrary, Korean girls are really hard to score
though thre are some exceptions, but most of them are really hard

このレスの間隔みると、まず日本語で書いて必死こいて
英訳してんだろうなｗｗ

That case is often occer by a man who cannot type in English what he wants to express like you.
I don't use such a stupid method.

I guess the omankos used by foreigners are not useful any more for us Japanese men.

as a Japanese man I feel embarrassed or even ashamed of them
but,,, let me score as well〜〜

>>113
What's wrong with it?

>>115
why not?

>>86
You must be a lady whose manko is firmly shut.

This makes me think about man and the universe.
In 2011, something like this exists in this world. It's wonderful.
I can feel the infinite possibility of the universe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j24nO2iNli8

>>113
go away diarrhea

>>120
what are you?

>>113
Is that the way you write in English?

>>115
I know what you mean. カポカポ, right?

>>120
Are you kidding?
From every point of view,they are crazy or act as if they were sad.

hey do you guys think that this kind of chat writing helps your
speaking???

I'm not so sure,,

>>126
Don't think. FEEL! is our motto.

English is just a language!
If you try, you can master it.

>>126
You have the common sence.

hey listen guys, when i was abroad, i scored with only japanese,
Korean, Taiwan, Malay,,
I really shoud've done bronde chicks
this is really tragic man,,

has anyone done bronde chick?
how was that? any diffrence from asian?

only if i had some money, i would've done some
dammit!

"their crying is as fake as my 11 in. penis." - some guy on youtube

>>128
If you are a master, I can trust your words.
But you are just a beginner, right?

There are a lot of foolish people who reieve to see those who is straggling.
Those people demean value of all people, so should fade away immediatly.

>>132
What would you have done? I guess you would have just bought something you want.

>>135 >>134
shut the fuck up asshole

I was impressed when I read the article in Wikipedia, "Debate over the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki", which is written neutrally, even though this problem is very controversial.
I would like you all to read it if you are Japanese.

I won't because I'm Italian.

>>130
Where did you live?

>>131
they didnt smell like soy.
they did smell like animals.

>>138
neutrally?
Why do we have to see the problem from the standpoint of neurality?
I think you should not ethically stand at such a point, if you are Japanese.

I was going to go out for can-juice ,but i thought better of it .
because it was so chill outside and , i couldn`t afford to buy them .

I keep studying English grammar . thanks to that, I can understand "example sentence" of DUO3.0 than ever .

I am a teacher

>>144
what`s subject are you teaching ?

what*

English..

how about your teacher life . HAHAHA!

how `s your teacher life ..? was better . sorry for that.

Im teaching at high school. It's nice! But I'm gonna quite and get married soon:P

Is there anybody who can drink and eat with me from now in Iidavashi or Roppongi?

>>151
Non smoking person is preferred cause I don't smoke and hate smoke itself.

>>151
I made a cool mistake as "Iidavashi", actually it is "Iidabashi". Sorry.

>>150
please stop getting married with your fiance ,and then ...would be mine!!
i don`t wanna be alone in X`mas TOT...

>>154
You still have got 4 days! Why don't you have a small party with your friends?

As for me I need to organise school things over the weekend.. No christmas. My fiancé is so upset!

I'v done it!
but still japanese words only....

I wanna be an English teacher.

Milk is no left........I can't make milk tea this morning.

Where is the transgender boy?

>>157
You can become an English teacher right away if you want to because
even Sukichi, the English of whom is terrible, used to be an English techer.

>>160
Why, I think he is a good teacher.
He had a cerebral infraction, but has been searching something
he can contribute to the society. Even if that is only on the web.
And I wonder who could expose the real name like him.
I respect him.

But his way of missionary work is terrible.

>>160
I laughed so hard though I didn't even know who the hell suukichi is lol maybe the way the name sounds is kinda funny to me
I googled to find out who he is. It says he's been teaching English at junior high and high schools and has gotten attentions for proposing using Bible as an english teaching material Hm..Bible could be a good reading for English learners

so, where can I find this Sukichi guy?
Which thread?

>>140
I was in US
Japanese girls Over there were all kinda bitchies

i think maybe Staying Another Country makes them so

they even made the word "fucktable" for Japanese Girls

that was pretty funny, but,, feel ashamed at the same time you know how i Feel?

>>723
I know how you feel but
What does 'fucktable' mean?
I have no idea.

>>165
What mean?>>723

May I expect?

>>165
kind of Coined Word means "easy to fuck",, Useful word

are there any Girls here?

I am a girl.
Usually I don't chat in here because my english is not good.

数吉 is *read (as) Kazuyoshi, not Suukichi.
Even in my junior high days, it is ofen *read as Suukichi.
数吉 literally *means many lucks, yet actally 数 was *taken from 数馬 [ which *was my grandfather's name ].
　 　

>>169
No one ask about you!

>>169
Here the rumored Dumbass comes!!

>>168
Thats Okay Baby
Just let them do it

Do'nt afraid your mistake.
If you think you take an action when the skiil of Enlish being advanced,
you cannnot improve it forever.

>>168
I am a man.
Usually I chat in here DESPITE my english is not good. :-)

I'm gonna start translate a japanese sentence into english right now!
That japanese sentence are 17000 words exsit!

Give me a power for complete decisively what my work!

>>173
Don't be afraid of making a mistake!
Even if you use wrong English like "Do'nt afraid your mistake."
nobody cares about that.

jyou dan dayo . okon nai ne ne.

Can't you understand my intention?

shine

Thank you for your advice.
I'm glad to hear that you guys don't care about mistakes.
I would probably come to here again.

I have a pen. But I like sushi. You know?

>>169
Hello,sir.
How's your condition?

This video is getting super popular on youtube now. New comment every ten seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

I　can easily guess what content it is.
I think from bottom of my heart that this country should occur revolusion immediately.

>>164
I was in New Zealand about 15years ago.
Japanese girls already a little tended to be as you said.
But I look back that they had kind of the nature of old good ways yet.
Well it might be certain that Japanese suddenly change their character in English areas.

The reasons of it seem to be on the difference of cultures and languages.
It might be easier to insist on ourselves than Japanese.
And we might tend to think we have no responsibility for behavior.

And why I responded you is because I was confessed the love by a German girl.

I love you/

Pyongyang actors school is awsome. They have mastered the art of no-tear crying.

>>184
I see.Your opinion is interesting for me.

I'll send my messege to you showing respect for you "You who enjoy life should set off a nuclear explosion at onse” (´･ω･｀)９ｍ　

This is a photo of a Korean in LA, after the death of Jong-il
http://i.imgur.com/gmOZs.jpg

According to some American news site, those Koreans in the video
were actually shedding tears, which makes Pyonyang actors school
even more superior to all other actors schools including Okinawa's.

oh.......its so hard..............

>>181
totally cruel video lol

>>187
(´･ω･｀)９ｍ

m9(^ω^)9m

(σ･∀･)σgets!!

　(　＾ω＾)　
　（　σ　σ
　　ヽ./ ﾉ、
　　　 ∪`Ｊ

North Korea is Heaven on earth. lol

where is heaven`s door .

>>169
Suukichi sounds more adorable than Kazuyoshi to me.
Kazu sounds like in the middle of Shows era. Do you really like it better?

>>184
i dont really understand what youre trying to say,
anyways you screwed the German girl?

Sorry, I meant Showa era.

kitawaza... kazu... miurakazu.... ichikawa...
that`s all !! okachan said

>>200
I don't get what you say.
You just wanna say you're a mommy's boy(maza-com in Japanese)?

>>196
ask kishibe rohan

>>200
what are you? some kind of buttwipes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

This video shows us many things. Philosophical things, and the immense power
of the Internet and how it changed the world we live in.

>>201
okachan is the nickname of ex-japan soccer team manager.

I sometimes see some men who wear sunglasses IN THE NIGHT. Hey, man,
I wanna ask you one question. "Where's the sun?"

If I were him, I'd afraid if I stomp dog's crap on the road, walking down on there.

Tell the truth, I don't like sunglasses. And I think I never fit those. Because my
looks are... ,ah, unspeakble. orz

ultraviolet rays is always falling in your face . even in the night

>>206
an another asshole,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

If you click the square button next to the hit count, you can see that this video is
watched by all people from all countries all over the world, it's amazing.
But there are 2 countries in Africa that are not green. I guess they are the only
countries with no internets?

when i was in AUS, this girl named carmen was checking me out
and i was thnking like oh boy she really wants me,,

after that i asked her out, we went to the bar drinking some storong alchole
after an hour
she totally got drunk, took her into the buthroom, suddenly she woke up, grab my dick, start sucking it like candy bar
her tongue moves like some kind of slimy creature
that was the best one i ever got in my whole life, the best man,,

>that was the best one i ever got in my whole life, the best man,,

I sympathise with you to have such a thing as your best experience in your whole life.

>>204
Why are they crying?
If they are really sad, they would sniff not cry.
Anyone is not using a Kleenex or a handkerchief.

>>206
Very few of Japanese people wearing glasses look cool.
Don't worry　about it.

アサンジ, The worst rotten human in the world. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrvIM1ENcbA

This one is from Il-Sung's funeral in 1994. The crying Koreans back then were
even more hysterical than the current Pyongyang actors. In this video, they
look more cult-like. Seems like they have calmed down a bit over the time.
Their acting style has become more contemporary. This is probably due to
all the South Korean TV dramas they have been watching lately.

>>212
Some people in the background are using handkachiefs.
And maybe kleenex is a luxury in North Korea.

korea is all fake lol

It's just common sense.

アサンジ, What he can do is only hurting others.
Oh! What a miserable! Such a pity!

>>212
All they want to do is express their sad feelings whether they feel it or not.

>>206
Talking of sun glasses, I remember Tamori and yousui as typical examples.
I suppose They have something in common.
Both of them have narrow eyes like a slit, which may be their inferiority complex.
So that I have aways wear sun glasses so as not to have others see their eyes directly.

I →　They

5/100 complete...

>>221
I wear it to watch hot chicks without letting them know I am watching.
I do watch them even if I don't wear them, but it's easier if I wear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

I think people are so used to seeing crazy asians and that diminishes the craziness of
this phenomenon somewhat. Don't you think so?
If the crying Koreans were not asians but blond whitemen, it would look absolutely fucked.

I wonder.

I've just finished Unit 22.
It's about one fifth of final Unit 115.

>>205
Ah, thanks.
I mistook it for okaachan.

>>224
I call you STEALTH BUMMER B-35. I bet Japan Self Defense Forces want your stealth capability.

Does anybody like Yu Yu hakusho?

uuuuuuu.......

7/100 done

>>230
I do

>>194
you are 糞コテ by seeing the previous thread.

>>211
Things like that would never happen to your whole life. I envy you.

Today is Winter solstice"toji冬至".
In ancient times, Toji marked the beginning of a year.

>>224
Hey Nice Idea!
now i can see their boobs and stuff Without being noticed
looking foward to next Summer

>>235
I didn't know about it.
Thanks for telling me.

>>236
I envy y..No! what a indecent guy!
Let me join y...No! I should stop you to do that!

You know, women are kind of animals who have a sharp sixth sense.
so even when you thought you were sussessful in seeing their boobs without being noticed,
they knew all of what you've done to them.

　(　＾ω＾)　
　（　σ　σ　You watched my boobs!
　　ヽ./ ﾉ、
　　　 ∪`Ｊ

Come to think about it..

You all really like boobs, don't you? lol

Happy New Year!!!!!!!

Naughty boys!

>>244
Nishi www
Get back home now.

nishi is higashi?

Yeah, it's possible.

Yes I'm Higashi!!!!

If a dog faces nishi, then its tail faces higashi.

>>248
Are you gonna play a trick on me?
Not a chance!

I booked Cristmas cake.

>>248
Why do you often change?

>>239
thats Okay dude I'm Definitely gonna wear sunglasses to stare at their boobs like crazy next summer

i hope their boobs get bigger

cant wait

>>239
Hey by the way, you are a chick right?
can you Possibly show us your thing?

just top of the mountain is fine for us

please Upload baby please

>>238
lets see a lot mate!

I still have something that I'd like to ask you about English.
Could somebody help me out again?

titty titty titty

Could you help me out, titty boy?

>>258
I've never known that word before.
Thank you titty guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

The number of comments on this video is crazy. Still getting comments non stop now.
75% of them are laughing at and making fun of the crying Korean "zombies" and "ghosts",
20% are feeling sorry for the brainwashed Koreans, and 5% anti-American sentiment.

Does the guy at 0:16 say ABOJI?
ABOJI means dad in Korean, right? Is he refering to Jong-il?

>>181
>>204
>>209
>>225
>>260

Enough is enough!
Go away!

Why do I have to go away? You go away, pretty boy!

>>263
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!

Sorry but I'm not going away anytime soon.
I suggest you go see some Santas and trees in town, and cheer up. It's Christmas!

>>263

>>204 What is it? Click it ... same video !
>>209 What is it? Click it ... same video again !!
>>225 What is it? Click it ... same video again too !!!
>>260 What is it? Click it ... same video fuck you !!!!

If you want to paste such fuck same video's link repeatedly then WRITE WITH TITLE. OK?
i.e.

North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

I still have something that I'd like to ask you about English.
Could somebody help me out again?


When I say "If he were late again today, I would dump him." ,
what do you imagine the chances are of me thinking he's coming?

If it's alright to answer by percent like 70% 80% 90% ,
that's better for me.

Thanks a lot.

you stupid

>>267
If he had been late more than three times before, I'd say 20%.
But you're not really thinking of dumping him. You're just joking.
If he was late only once, I'm gonna say 90%, and you're pretty much ticked off.

At least that's what I imagined, but it really depends on the situation.

If he were late again today, I would dump him

?

If he is late

If he is late.

>>269
Thanks a lot.
Your answer is what I really wanted.

Then, When I say "If he is late again today, I will dump him." ,
what do you imagine the chances are of me thinking he's coming?

>>273
The thing is, you don't really say "If he were late〜" in this kind of situation
so I just assumed it to be "If he's late〜".
Having said that, my answer will still be the same with your second question.

>>274 thanks

I thought if I believe he will come, I should use "If he were late〜"
and if I can't be sure whether he will come, I should use "If he is late〜"

That's why I asked you this kind of question.

Aren't they right?

>>275
Your English sucks.

>>276
I know your English is better than mine.

simple, eazy, short,

That's better for Japanese!!

ABOJEE.... WAAAAAAAAH...... (the same crying Koreans video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

So, how many of them are genuinely crying for Jong-Il's death?
Some think they are forced to cry at gun point, while others say they are completely brainwashed
and tears are genuine. And others say they are just state hired actors or something.

>>275
I see what you mean.
Normally, "if...were" is used in an almost impossible situation
==>If I were you...(I'm not really you)/If it were to rain...(it's unlikely it'll rain)
Whereas, "if...is" is more of cause/effect rather than possibility
==>If it is cheap, I'll buy it. (cause="cheap", effect="buy", not really discussing the probability)

This might be different from what you would find in a dictionary,
but that's one notion I have on the big word "if".

I think that overaction mourning might just be part of Korean culture.
Boss Jong-il or random Tae-chong from the town. it doesn't matter.
That's just how they do funerals in Korea, that is my guess.

Why do they pound on the ground while mourning for Kim?
I think you beat the ground when you lose a competition or somethin.
You do not beat the ground while mourning the death of your king.
They seen too many stupid dramas and got wrong idea.

>>280
I think so too.
When South Korean Police killed by Chinese fisherman,
his family was screaming like north Korean people who lost Jong-il.
That way of their crying is their culture.

>>279 thanks for your answer.
You must be a native speaker from US, I guess.
My English is not enough for understanding your English collectly.
So could you please answer with yes or no.
Do you think >>275 is right or wrong? 　←the question is not for y or n. haha.

>>283
初心者のくせに、日本語はルール違反かもしれないけど訳してみました。
おかしいところと最後の行は遠慮なく上級の方修正お願いします。


>>279
私はあなたの意味が分かります。
通常、"if...were" はほとんど可能性のない状況で使われます。
==>If I were you...(私は本当はあなたじゃない)/If it were to rain...(雨は降りそうもない)
これに対して、"if...is" は可能性というよりは原因/結果です。
==>If it is cheap, I'll buy it. (原因="cheap", 結果="buy", 可能性を論じているわけではない)

これはあなたが辞書で見つけるのとは違うかもしれません。
(最後の行はどう訳すのか分からない)

almost 33/100 complete......................

>>284
Are you the German Guy? Your Japanese is unusually good.

No.... make that "suspiciously excellent". Your Japanese is flawless.

>>286
why did you think he is German?
or Is that your joke?

>>285
Good. I am reading a language book, either.
The book is about "Gauche", which is a programming language.
It's interesting and somehow creepy comparing my favorite languages, Python or C.
Now, I'm at 7/27. I'll read it by 18 or 19 and stop there.
I basically need only the basic.

>>284
Aren't you the Mr beginner?

Oh! I'm a Japanese who an English beginner, not I'm a foreigner who a Japanese beginner. lol

>>288
No, it was just my imagination.
I think I was hallucinated from watching the crying Koreans too many times.

why do Japanese people look like monkies with narrow eyes?
why dont you guys take plastic surgeries to get your ugly face better.

oh hai ther... i r korean 2...
pan ni ham hasam nida kthxbai

>>293
why are you describing yourself?
I'm sure that it's because you feel inferiority complex to us.

>>293
let's be friends.

I'd like to set up a big tits fan club here to introduce hot girls with big tits.
Today I'm going to let you know Karina Hart and Christy Marks are cute girls
with natural big tits. Just search for them on the google search engine.
I'm sure you will be happy.

>>293
I'm Japanese who love Mother Nature.
Are you one of silicon boobs fan? Mother Nature boobs must be soft.

I never think saggy boobs ugly. I feel them beautiful.
And I never wished I looked like Western people. I want to change myself inside only.

>>284
最後の文はたいした意味はない
「辞書で見るのとは違うかもしれませんが、これが難解な単語である"if"に関する私の一つの見解です」
とか？

>>297
i prefer asian boobs but
can i join you?

>>297
they surely made me happy
thanks mate

tits fan club,, sounds great mate

You should try not to hurt women of this thread as much as possible.

>>303
What do you mean by hurting women?
Going abroad women are fuckable? Can't you think it this way?
They just love foreigners. not us Japanese ossan.
If she loves you, she is willing to open her manko. Very simple thing, no matter when or where.

>>303
we are not hurting them
we just respect thier tits and stuff
you know what im saying?

>>305
Right.
I'm not him, but any topic related to women gets us alive. That's all.

We can be fished very easily by the word manko orz.

Why is North Korea named "Democratic" Peoples Republic of Korea?
The country is obviously not democratic, and I think they are openly against democracy.
So why put the word in their official country name? What purpose does it serve?
It doesn't make sense.

>>307
I think democracy is different from place to place.
The point, in the country, is PEOPLE rule the country, not by a king or aristocrats.

You may think the Kim family is just like king family. So do I.
But they insist Kim was from working class and he rules the country on behalf of all the people.

"Stay foolish, stay hungry" by Kim

MYPENISBIG!

>>250 >>252
I'm moody so I am tempted to change my nick sometimes

>>309
People in the country are not fools. They are forced to support Kim.

n korean .... kidnap country

I'm just a moron Japanese so I have no fear to be kidnapped. I will be a burden for them.

>>312
There is a proverb, saying," A woman is a weathercock."

I really hope they don't show fucking Seoul in Yukutoshi Kurutoshi this time.
That was completely out of place and really aggravating.

>>315
Because women are basically weak so they have to rely on the strong to maintain their lives.
Do you think a woman can begin the war against the ruler?

>>317
I agree with you to some extent but it may depend on how you define the word "weak."
At least, I am a henpecked husband and my wife always nags me about small things.
So I fear women from the bottom of my heart!!

>>318
what a wuss

>>318
Yeah, in Japan it is often said a woman is weak in a society but strong in a family.
I am a henpecked husband too. I have to give all my salary to my wife every month, including my bonus and she hand me a small allowance orz.

However, I feel happy in my family. Strangely enough ...

>>318
women are weak? dont be ridiculous

KGB2ch is a weak feminazi nutcase.

>>321
at least they are weak in power

It is natural that women are stronger than men.
Women can bear babies. Men can't.
Women have more choices on the way of life than men.
If men don't have skills for life through experience, they don't have any worth on exsitence.
At least the pubric regards them as so
But as for women circumstances are different.

And whether she knows about it, or men's weakness, is the point a man sholud see a woman.

>>323
Despite the weakness, women in TV shows sometimes look down
at men and say "men are fools" without fearing.
Instead, if men do same thing to women, they are criticized by feminist.
It's crazy. Now, men fear women.

The stronger women become, the more 草食系boys prevail.
And the birth rate of Japan continues declining.

They should eat a lot of spinach, then they can be SOUSHOKUKEI and strong men at the same time.

>>327
You read comic books too much.

>>327
hahaha!!

Yamada-kun, bring a zabuton to >>327.

boring joke

>>330
I feel chilly and spread futton to lie down.

>>327
go away you dumbass

The wikipedia article of Yukutoshi Kurutoshi has a list of places and 2012 doesn't have
any stinking Korean city. I'm relieved.
Along with usual Japanese shrines and temples, this time it will show Wembley Stadium
in London (2012 olympics football stadium). It will be around 3 pm in London.

Towards the new year, I'm hoping some young leaders will emerge to lead crippled Japan. I'm an older man who is willing to give up the leadership.

>>335
Why don't you give up it immediately?

>>336
Because I am not having any kind of leadership so I had to say give up to get the leadership.

>>333
Who do you think you are?
At least, >>327's joke made some people laugh, so he has the right to stay with us.
I guess if you tell a joke, a bird named "shirake" must fly away into the southern sky

>>338
I agree. Criticizing is easy but performing well is different thing. You can see that by looking at how the DPJ is performing as the ruling party.

>>333
you get the hell out of here

It's the best joke if 340 and 333 are the same person.

>>339
I've never voted for any politicians who belong to the DPJ so far.
Because I knew that some of them had been flavored with leftist ideology.
For examples, Irakan has no respect for the Japanese flag and anthem.
A very famous president in some counrty often pick up the word " change" as his slogan.
But we should take into account that we sometimes make a "change" for the worse.

please somebody tell me
who is Irakan?

>>342
All right but you must clear your position.
Which party do you support? the LDP?

I'm supporting the DPJ so far

>>345
And what do you expect the ruling party to do?

Basially, I don' have any part to root for but there are some politicains, such as Inada Tomomi who I want to support
in the LDP

Nobody tell the reason why they support a party or politician.

hey, lets talk about something else
this is boring

>>347
what makes you wanna support him?
tell us the reason

>>350
not him but her.
Because she is a person with conservative views.
People used to hate the word "conservative" but I think it is the key word for us to restructure our country.

>>350
not "us"
I don't understand the reason you wanna know

>>352
Yes, us.
I wanted to know if he supports the lawmaker for her image. Actually, conservative means nothing. It's different from place to place just like North Korea declare themselves as democratic country.

If you give your ear to her political belilfs,You'll figure out the meaning of the "conservative" which
I was referring to.

>>354
I understand you are conservative.

May I ask you a question? Do you support or not support seniority system?

>>355
Any system has some merits and demerits.
So it's not the matter whether you support or not

I think there are for sure some merits in seniority system but with my English ability
it's tough to explain it to you.

>>356
I understand you are a typical Japanese who don't have their own opinions. They always say it depends.

I will never do such a stupid thing again
I promise so please don't just abandon me please don't say you are disappointed (yes I'm mental no I'm just writing a song of a broken hearted girl

What the fuck is snority system? Shut the fuck up morons.
Stop pretending you know something deep, fuck guy.

>>360
How many times a day do you repeat the four-letter word?

To tell the truth, I don't care about seniority system or anything.
I'm just practicing writing English.

>>362
Me, neither and me,too.

To tell you the truth,I want to talk with not you but nishi if I have a
better command of English.

>>364
Same here. We both are unattractive ossans after all, right?

I can't stop laughing.
Your remark remined me of a proverb,saying " birs of a feather flock together."

Sorry, it's time to went to bed! See you tomorrow!

>>366
I laugh too if you are another ossan.
Good night I hope you'll have a sweet dream of the girl named nishi.

Lol, I wanna talk with you guys too yeaa
you know, my english is not very good yet either so it doesn't matter if you don't have confidence in English. the thing is, though, my thought is so random that I have difficulty having a decent conversation lol

Night. I'm going to bed too.

Kill yourself and don't come back.

>>370
Are you a kote-han hater?

I got a perfect video for the two tired old men above
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1iR965rexM

it's time to went to bed　？？？？？？

>>366
this guy is a dumbass www

please take a close look .
this is my ochinko !!


( U ) <very merry chritsmas

I've just finished Unit 44.
It's about one third of final Unit 115.
I wanna drink some booze.

You didn't have a ball last late night, boys? Too busy making love with your girlfriend?

Good morning everyone. What's new?
Today is Christmas eve!

I'm gonna take part in a party on the web.

>>378
tell us more about the party on the web ^^

wtf is that online party??
sounds weird

>>378
＞Today is Christmas eve!
Eve means evening, so it's not started yet.
Party...have a good time!

My British friend told me today is Christmas Eve.. Is she wrong?

∧＿∧
( ´･ω･) お茶どうぞ 熱いうちに
( つ旦O　 ∬ ∬ ∬ ∬
と＿)＿)　旦 旦 旦 旦

>>382
did you do her?

>>382
381 is kidding. :P

Eve: the day or period of time immediately before an event or occasion.
ORIGIN late Middle English (in the sense 'close of day'): short form of EVEN.

>>378
is that ameba pig party?

>>382
つ タイムラグ

How do you do!

This thread is very nice! because I'm studing English now!!

>>382
EVE is pills for pain. So Christmas Eve is pills for pain of loneliness.
I need some.(T_T)

英語を学ぶ気がうせた。特にアメリカ英語。かぼちゃの皮の農薬心配で食べれるか調べてたら、
国産のは皮食べること前提だから水洗いで大丈夫と書いてた。
でも、アメリカ産は、移送の虫対策のために日本国内の基準をオーバーする量使ってるんだって。
日本はアメリカに弱いので文句を言ってないらしい。
普通現地の基準調べるだろ。こんな正義論を勘違いした国家の言語など学びたくないわ。原爆謝罪しろ。
英語学習からいちぬけた。

だいたいトランス脂肪酸だってアメリカのマクドナルドだけ低減しといて、日本のは放置ですよね。
全世界に同じ品質にしてくださいよ。英語大嫌いになりました。がっかり。

>>382
Native speaker is correct. Today is Eve.

>>391
Did you know that in English? If so, still worth learning, right?

The party is just a chat room I always go.

what are your plans for tonight?
I have nothing man,,

Church held ceremony after sunset because true Christmas starts from after sunset.
This is original, true Christmas.

>>390-391
Calm down dude!

You can read these English texts why you can know these facts.
This is also one of my intentions.
Learning English isn't a meaningless.
Nowadays English is being used in many countries or people not only in the US.

>>390
I'm learning English for fighting the U.S. in a sense.
If we don't know about their language, we will continue to be beaten.

And you should know on the fact that the people who control the U.S. is Jew.
The Jewish people is actually very few in the U.S.. But they rule.
They were persecuted at once all over the western and middle east.

They thought the way of survival.
They have been learning even what they hate for survival.

>>395
Why don't you chat with 389.

I'm going to learn English grammar tonight as usual. :-)

だいたい南京大虐殺だって東京裁判ででっちあげられたもの。
これがアメリカの正義論の伝統であり、サンデルは日本にきて講演したいことなのか？
ここにいるかどうかは知らんアメリカ人どもはそれらを不問にしてへらへらしてるんだろ？
ありえない。人間としてどうなんだ？これから日本人に偉そうにするなよ。
アメリカで英語しゃべれない日本人が恥なら、日本で日本語しゃべろうとしないことを恥と思え。

>>393　No,I didn't.　My English skill is very poor.
>>397>>398 I'm sorry.OK, I think so. I decide to learn UK English or Japanese English from now on.ノシ

>>401
American Idiot
http://youtu.be/VkmEZs_Kcms

Lyrics
http://southpunk.fc2web.com/lyrics/lyricsai.html

How pathetic lol

>>402
Thank you. I like it. Not all America is idiot. I understand it.

Morons like this retard give us a bad name.

Well, not all Japanese are like this. Don't worry and let's have a talk, American friends.

There haven't been any posts from foreigners for a while.
Either they have been blcoked extra tight or they just got bored with this shit thread and left.

>>400
Same here

I'm going to do some grammar workbook tonight with sparkling wine and cheese.

Nothing special

And, I'm going to the dentist's.
I got terrible toothache

I just noticed there is this little button that generates a short URL for the video.
This is cool.

http://youtu.be/pSWN6Qj98Iw

>>408>>409

You are going to have sparkling wine and cheese while being threaded for the decayed tooth?

>>407
There has been only domestic or Asian topics recently.
Let's talk about worldwide matters for foreigners to join.

>>410
They look weird rather than loyal

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204 名前：あぼ〜ん[NGWord:pSWN6Qj98Iw] 投稿日：あぼ〜ん
209 名前：あぼ〜ん[NGWord:pSWN6Qj98Iw] 投稿日：あぼ〜ん
225 名前：あぼ〜ん[NGWord:pSWN6Qj98Iw] 投稿日：あぼ〜ん
260 名前：あぼ〜ん[NGWord:pSWN6Qj98Iw] 投稿日：あぼ〜ん
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410 名前：あぼ〜ん[NGWord:pSWN6Qj98Iw] 投稿日：あぼ〜ん

http://youtu.be/YEX0IlDn1qM

Those North Korean people crying out for the death of Kim Jong il. I just wonder how much money was paid to them
to act such an almost comically overreacting performance in front of TV cameras.

Click on the snowflake button next to the resolution selector (360p, etc)
to make it snow on the Koreans.

>>411
The decayed was already taken out.

>>417
I don't get what you mean by making it snow on the Koreans. Are you referring to the annotation function?

>>416
The more they cry over, the more they'll get promoted, maybe.

>>416
Part of them must be crying from joy or relief.

By the way, does anyone know the name of KCNA's anchorlady?
I think she's one of the most famous celebrity these days, but no one around me knows her name...

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>>419
No, the snowflake button they added for the holidays.
Turn it on and snow will start falling on the video.

>>418

I hope yours is low becquerels cheese. Good luck!

From now on, I'm going to go to an internet cafe and inwardly laugh at the couples sitting on the pair seat,
"Since today is Christmas Eve, you should take her to a better place. He is a foolish boyfriend.wwwww"




I'm going to laugh・・・

>>424
It's made in France

I want to have a girlfriend who says," I'm so happy only to be besides you."

I don't know how you say " sobani irudakede" in English.

ワロタ

nice to meet you 日本人。。。。。
It is very interesting to see you guys speaking in English==

I am watching AD matic TENGAku.
I feel like going to Shinjuku 2chome from now and drinking there.

>>427
I want a girlfriend who says, "I'm so happy just being beside you...愛してる."

Last month a Japanese girl texted me "愛してる", I had only known her for maybe a week.

>>431
I think it is not rare for you to fall in love at first sight.
For example, I hear Matsuda Seiko saying on TV," I felt "bibibi" when I first met him"
Love is an abstract word like God, so its meaning differs from person to person.

I did it agagin! >>431→>>432
Please call me "Ukkari hachibei"

or just unko for short

whatever

ate chick's mom?

I wonder if Princess Tenko has decided to go to North Korea on behalf of Japan.

>>438
It might be good idea.

>>439
More than that. Actually, North Korea invited her over, because the late Kim was a big fun of the Princess, you know.

purun to shita chinko!

santa's dick is red!!! shout everyone for peace

Mao's skating was bliliant.she was settled every minute

I have the most purun chinko in the world.

I know

That's good but I don't understand exactly what you mean by purun.
I guess it's a sort of chinko whose hardness is like purin. Right?

>>445
How did you know that?

>>446
Hmm the purun here is not something like that.

cuz,I always watching you even now.

I wonder which horse will win tomorrow.
I can't wait for Arimakinen.

>>449
Damn, you scared the hell out of me.

The saddest thing about me is that I have no opportunity to use my purun chinko.

Miki purun ? Your chinko seems to be juicier.

>>448
Then, like what?
Plaese tease me any longer!

>>451
Don't need to scare me. cuz, I AM YOUR PURUN TO SHITA DICK.

Don't が抜けたｗ

お前らクリスマスになんちゅー話しで盛り上がってんだ 笑

>>454
It's really hard to explain. It would take a whole day.
>>455
It's been quite a while since I've last talked to you.

Mao, I love you.

>>459
What do you like about her?

>>455
Oh hey! It was you!!
It's me, the purun to shita left ball beneath you.

tsumanne

I was little bit worried when mr,purun didn't answer my E mail. Finally, two hours later I heard from him. I guess he was doing onanism.
But,he was never said anything about onanism. I wonder if he is lying.

Lately I don't feel like I can trust him so much.Could my sixth sense be trying to tell me something?
I'm almost positive that he is hiding something from me?But then when I talk to him,he is so sweet.
Maybe,i'm overreacting.

marry christmas everyone!!

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/laba_q/imgs/1/c/1c6e30f0.jpg
a happy holiday ! i am too tired to work..

I think Japanese English is not even Engrish. It's Engリshu.
To me, English R is much more difficult to pronounce than the L.

somebody please help me!

　 ∧,,,∧
　（´･ω･） おはよぅ
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

【野球】ダルビッシュにレンジャーズ地元テキサスの同性愛者からラブコール 「こんなにセクシーな日本人がいたのか。早く会いたい」
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1324716581/l50

UHO!!

good morning you losers

I wanna be the winer.

The number of the loser is on the rise in Japan. Is this a place where the losers at school or work get together?

>>473
lets live together in peace!

>>473
I don't think that the economy is getting worse and that the number of losers is increasing, as you say.
What is getting worse and worse is the budget of the government, due to scattering money
by the ruling party of DPJ (Democratic Party of Japan, which has the name of Minshuto domestically)

Do you know Sengoku, an influential politician, talked that additional consumer tax as large as 10 %
is necessary and should be taxed, which means that DPJ is considering 15 percent of
the tax on us, in spite of the economy not being so much good that no fear of deflation spiral
is wiped out at present?

has to be

To tell the truth, I don't wanna be a winner. they seems miserable to me. They are always driven by others, money, promotion, prestigious university and so on.

The driver of me must be myself!

>>476
you optimistic loser ww

>>477
Yeah, a loser at work but a winner of life I wanna be.

I think you have some misunderstanding.
If you want to be independent, then they have to make all things necessary for your life for your self.
But, it is impossible unless you are a member of such society as Yamagishi. On top of it,
even if you become its member, you are not independent from the organization you belong.

>>479
I can't get what you mean. And who are you talking to?

No Sparky No chat

Merry Christmas everyone! From the UK

>>482
I love you from Japan.

No Sparky No Christmas

>>484
I understand how much you miss him. Do you love him?

No Sparky No gay

ha ha ha!

: : : : : : : :: :::: :: :: : :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::　　　☆ 　　＋
　　. . : 　: ／⌒ヽ: :: : : :: : ::: :: : :::: :: ::: : 　　　　..,,::。:+
　.　. ...　. /　 　<｀O..: : :: :: ::: :::::: :::::::::::: 　　　　+,::o;;::・;, 　:
　　　　　⊂ニニニ⊃ . . . .: ::::::::::::::::::::::: 　　..<;;::・,,::;ゞ;;o;*::. ♪Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way
　　　 　/:彡ミ゛ヽ;）ー、　. ::: : :: ::::::::: 　　　,,;;;<;+::;;。*:,,;;ゞ;;::..: : : :
　　　 / :::/ヽ/ヽ、ヽ ::i . .:: :.: ::: . ::::　　　;;;*;;;〇;ゞ;*::;;:<;;;*;:;ゞ;;o;
　　 / :::/;;:　。 　ヽ　ヽ::ｌ　. :. :. 　　　　<;;;;〇;ゞ;*::o,ゞ　;*;;;;*ゞ;*:o ♪Silent night〜Holy night
　￣（_,ノ ￣￣￣ヽ、_ノ￣￣ 　　　　;;;*;;;〇;ゞ;*::;;;;;*ゞ;*::o,　〇;;; ＊
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　: : : : : :　llllllll　: : : : : :
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　田田田

♪Jingle gays Jingle gays Jingle all the gays

http://a.pic.to/1hbrvs
This is my xmas food.
Belcube is my favorite cheese.

I was told not to click on links.

Everybody started making a Oyaji Gag. I feel chilly and like spreading a futon.

I wanna hear you say gay jokes. Please.

A gay with no 芸 is worthless in Japan. Some gays become TV characters. Some of those bacome big names.

watch your mouthes you little basterds

It is freaking internets here...


>>467
Take a look at this!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Engrish

It has become an official language lololol

Why not stick to one topic for a while and then go on to another one, instead of randomly talking about
different things at the same time? And why so often bring up a story or a joke or whatever about gay
people out of the blue? I just don't get what is so funny about it.

Just my random thought.

there is no rule.

here is 2ch.

free talk

>>497
Japanese society is immature so most people don't know how to respect gay people. I don't hate gay people. They are warm hearted.
Random talking is just what 2ch is. So many different people there are.

>>497

Go to yahoo.
Yahoo is the best place for you

I've already eaten the christmas cake.
I have nothing to eat for dinner today.
It is so cold today that I don't want to go out.

It can be said to be the battle between your hunger and your idleness.

>>502
I decided to go shopping.
I changed my clothes.

which means your hunger won the battle.
But, in other words, which means freezing cold is waiting for you

apple is blue!

>>430
Do you think we are real Japanese?

>>506
Don't con yourself.

Ｉ ＡＭ ＹＯＵ！

>>508
Don't fool yourself.

　 ε⌒ ﾍ ⌒ヽﾌ　　　
　 （　　 ( *・ω・)
　　 しー し─Ｊ　　　　

>>510
Do you need a toothpick?

　 ε⌒ ﾍ ⌒ヽﾌ　？　　　
　 （　　 ( *・ω・)
　　 しー し─Ｊ　　　

Hum...It's a mysterious question.
Let me guess!
You look like a piggy.
You are a kind of animal who eats a lot.
After eating, you need a toothpick.
Is my guess right?

Today, in Japan, The TV program about 311earthquake is being broadcasted all day long.
I once watched about 311 on Aljazeera TV.
I was surprised to see the different contents from Japanese broadcast.

A woman in disaster area replied to an interview of Aljazeera TV.
She said to try helping a old man at first.
She tried to run up to the higher place with him, but the old man couldn't move fast.
In the meantime Tsunami was drawing near.

She let her hand go from his hand and hurried to the proper place alone.
She did never turn around..........

She said it couldn't be helped....I might see that somehow.
But this aspect is never broadcasted in Japan.

So what?
Do you mean to insist in the right to know the truth as one of the rulers in this country?

insist on

>>515
so what(kind of blue)

村八分
出る杭は打たれる
五人組
一億一心
贅沢しません勝つまでは
空気を読む
村社会
情報判断、選択能力の欠如
絆

>>518
そうですぅ、あたしが変なおじさんですぅ

OYAJI dominate this thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz5A4JDQRWs

this is funny

>>519
daffunda!

me too

>>521
Marsy&Kuwaman,good,old memory

transgender hormone report: a (largely inaudible) account of my first few months on female hormones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7YntYKlxw8

Sparky should watch this video!!

9 month HRT Hormones MTF Transition , Transsexual My body!!! and out fit!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbxaFFC-0A4&list=UUexFRxuDkYcQRip68vGe5hQ&index=2&feature=plcp

Tiffany's Vlog #4 Boy Mode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ0uO5m6E1U&list=UUj0LPUrB_h3Wxo2Eoslv8fA&index=6&feature=plcp

I wouldn't think this person was a boy. Sparky, are you a boy like this now?
And you want to change into a girl? Are you really sure?

Tiffany's Vlog #5 Came out to my Parents
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTQhF6HJ-FM&feature=related

Sparky, you should have the guts to come out to your mom like this transgender person did.

>>514
Well... since you are talking and can talk English, you just have to watch CNN or read NYTimes instead of Japanese one,
It's not a hard thing, is it?

Ｉ’ve got back to my hometown
My mother cook for me,so it's very relaxing.
I hope that someone always make meal for me, but I don't intend to get marry.

I often buy "hokka hokka bentou", whih is also made by someone named others
Plus, I sometimes eat out at a family restaurant, the food served in which is also made by somene named others.
After all, you don't have to get married for your hope.

Sparky, will you really be on HRT?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z67LJM_C0Dk&feature=related
Sparky, this boy, no, girl, is a transgender. mtf.
I donno if she's been on hrt, though. probably she's gone through plastic surgery.

>>531
Is this sentence grammatically correct?
I know what you mean, but I can't understand the construction of the sentence.
I'm sorry if I offend you.

>>534
all sentense on the thread is wrong.
even yours.
and mine too.

>>530
Then you should hire a housekeeper.
If you can find one who acts and looks like "Housekeeper Mita",
you will be one of the happiest men on the planet.
(I guess... I haven't watched the series yet.)

>>534
I felt the same way as you did.
I wonder if he intentionally wrote the sentence.

Will you be removing your dick while you are changing, Sparky?
Your plan will completely be done when you have your dick removed and get a pussy created.

>>538
Enough is enough.
We know how much you miss him.

>>535
Got it, thanks.
You've got the power of persuasion.

Nothing is enough. Sparky is in agony between the facts that he looks masculine outside but is feminine inside.
Which should be put ahead? Outside or inside? I believe that's inside.
Because inside can't be changed while outside can. Sparky said she would be on HRT
and grow her boobs bigger. That's her desire.

>>534
I'm very broad-minded person like a Pacific Ocean, so never got offened with such a small thing.
As you say, it's a grammatically wrong sentence.
I wanted to make a sentence including a relative pronoun somehow but ended in failure.
Naturally I'm a idle person, so I left the error as it was.

sparky's gone.
Many people are talking about him.
He's so popular.

>>529
I often watch them as well.
It's interesting to see the feature of each govermental policy.

I enjoyed myself the day before yesterday to take part in an online party.
Like neruton"men and women"-party was held.

>>543
She isn't gone. She isn't the type of person to kill herself no matter what.
She'll be back here anytime. We should be expecting her.

>>544
hey, I remenber you said you learn english to fight against the US.
Fight in terms of what??

>>547
How old are you? And how do you think about it?

The U.S.'s military strength is overwhelming against ours so we would not be able to defeat them.

>>548
Im late 20s.
I know Japan should become more competitive in almost all areas of studies. Additionally, Japanese govt needs to be independent of the US.
I remember your specialty is medical. I am not familiar with medical.
I am just curious about your concern.
I'm sure I will like what you are doing.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
SPARKY IS THE GODDESS OF THE THREAD!! HE'S SURE TO BECOME A GIRL SOON.
HE SHOULD CALL HIM HER FROM NOW ON.

When I was a student in the USA, I met a lot of Japanese gays
while I never seen gays in Japan.
I wonder gays don't come out in Japan.
Japan is still too old and conservative. Only one stereotypical person is allowed in Japan.

You can see them if you go to Shinjyuku 2 choume.
It is the place well-known for gay people gathering.
I don't know what it is like cuz I live in Osaka, though.

Hey sparky, do you mind uploading a picture of you?
I wanna see you

Maybe he is away for winter holidays?

It is often said that the USA is ten years ahead of us in terms of social phenomenon.
I'm not sure whether this remark is true or not, though.

>>556
It is sometimes said Japan is 50 years late.
More local place, more conservative.
and >>518 exists.
In this sense, Tokyo is the most マシ in Japan

Westerners who are used to "ladies first" are rasists or hypocrites. Japan is a not "men first" socity.
The ranking that the social advancement of women and equality of pay between the sexes is worthless.

But gay is obviously faulty as an animal.
Because they can't leave offspring.
Sooner or later Natural life forms which can't do that will go to ruin.

>>557
I don't mean to oppose your opinion but my father, who lives in an isolated island after retirement,
often tells me that local people's minds have changed a lot compared to the old days when he was a child.
They tend to be indifferent about what their neighbors are doing like the people in towns.
I think that in old days when people were poor, they couldn't live without mutual collaboration, so they cared a lot about
their neighbors.

>>559
I think your opinion comes from lacks of your understanding about the animal, human beings.
Human beings are , in a sense, a kind of animal which deviate from natural order.
For instance, other animals except human beings have oestrous cycles.
Have you ever thought of why this is?

>>559
Hello Mr. Feral.
I think we human differs from animals thogh lolol
Plus, did you know there's some other mammal that usually express homosexualities?

Human beings are habiteous being.
They are raised until their age of 20 as beings not suxually intercoursing.
During the years under 20 they make friens boys and girls which occasionally makes them do sex between the same sex.

Human [ *beings ] *are habiteous [ *being ].
They *are raised until their age of 20 as [ beings ] not suxually [ *intercoursing ].
During the years under 20, they *make friens boys and girls { which occasionally makes [ them *do sex between the same sex ] }.

So men who are married and have children after their age of 40 start to do sex with the same sex.

So men { who are *married and *have children } after their age of 40 *start [ to *do sex with the same sex ].

Human [ *beings ] *are habiteous [ *being ].
They *are raised until their age of 20 as [ beings ] { not suxually *intercoursing }.
During the years under 20, they *make friens boys and girls { which occasionally makes [ them *do sex between the same sex ] }.

It's only an issue of a ratio of gay.
Too many gays will destroy the world of humans.
So they should not act to increase their mates any more.

It's just my guessing, so there's no proof but the ratio of the number of gays to that of normal people
must have maintained a certain level since ancient times.
(To all of gay people, I'm sorry for having used the word "normal" cuz I didn't know a proper word instead of it.
I should have used "straight" but my dictionary carried it as a slung.)
No one knows what made you a gay cuz one day he just found himself a gay.

>>567
I understand your opinion.
Because I've ever heard of the story like 'Lazy ants'.
It says even if we get rid of all lazy ants from troops of ants,they'll get back to the ratio as it was before.
It might be a balance of nature.

somebody help me! please!

>>568
couldn't agree more cuz that's exactly what I wanted to say.
I wanna hold you tight and kiss you. lol

>>569
Write the detail dumbass

>>571
Be quiet, dammy

be nice motherfuckers

Okay, I'll explain everything to you.
Now I'm translating a Japanese sentence of ranma live action movie into English.
Not using internet translation
I have finished to write out only Japanese voice and easy Japanese subtitles
However, I have been left without a huge amount of already translated in Japanese
So, I asked for help to you

Sorry, about this my poor english

>>574
You mean anime tranrlation!?
I'm in! Would you tell me the detail including the fee?

>>575
No, I mean live action that recently broadcast from NTV
And I have no money, sorry

JUst look for a suitable thread for your purpose!

um.....okay
I'll go off here, thank you

>>555
Impossible!

I'm worried if Sparky is locked up somewhere with no computer connecting the Internet.
Or you can't rule out the possibility she might be found dead because the place she lives in isn't in a safe place.
Or she committed suicide because she wasn't able to handle the situation she was put in -
maybe she came out to her mom and she didn't try to accept the fact Sparky was a transgender,
which cornered her in a dire situation - she lost hope and couldn't bear to live any longer.
Poor Sparky. She needed a computer. The Internet was the last lifeline for Sparky.

its fun to learn English!!!
FUN FUN FUN!!!

its agony to learn English!!!
AGONY AGONY AGONY!!!

I prefer ZOO to EXILE.
I like Choo Choo Train sung by ZOO better than EXILE's version.
Japanese youngsters don't know about ZOO nowdays. That's sad, very sad...

its dangerous to learn English!!!
DANGEROUS DANGEROUS DANGEROUS!!!

its safe to learn English!!!
SAFE SAFE SAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFE!!!

Please don't extract so many cups of tea from the same tea bag!

I'm very poor so I always reuse the leaves that I make it dry naturally.

Can it be brewed well after drying?????

Really?
If so, I think you are not so much poor as stingy.

I'*m very blessed [ as I *believe in Jesus ].
I *pray to God, { which *makes [ me (*being) very straight ] }.

Yes. I use it 3〜5 times and at the end I make Tsukudani by boiling it in soy sauce and sugar.

I think if there were so many persons like you, the Japanese eonomy would collapse
immediately.

>>591
persons→people

And your comment also reminded me of there being a person who tried to spread the Japanese word " mottainai"
around the world.
It is also one of your creeds to live by, isn't it?

stop talking about damn gay you mutherfuckers
i need busty babes here
who's with me?

I like the word. One of my motto is mottainai and most japanese maybe so.
My tea leaf is 100% Kagoshima green tea and very expensive. I'm poor but I'm afraid of Cesium tea.

>>595
Have you bought Chiran Cha?
I knew from a novel by Agawa Hiroyuki that the place was that placing the air base
in the Pacific war of a special attack corps. And, I heard there was a inn where families of
members of that corps met their husband or son.

http://samurai.kt.fc2.com/tiran.htm

http://goo.gl/nLu1G
http://goo.gl/gm7h
http://goo.gl/uddxS

　 ∧_∧
　（´･ω･）
.c(,_ｕｕﾉ　　

>>579
Remember that most of the US internet is banned from posting on 2ch.
For example, I can't post on 2ch from home, Comcast is banned.
(Comcast controls half of the country. They are huge.)
S/he chould be somewhere that can't post, but can still read.

>>599
I want to eat you baby!!!

　 ∧_∧
　（´>ω<）don't eat me
.c(,_ｕｕﾉ　　

>>596
No,I haven't. You are a sophisticated person, I have never read the novel. Of courese I know the Chiran air base.
The indication of source says only "Kagoshima." It may be a low-grade article(but expensive for me).

>>600
How do you think of the reason why Comcast is banning posting on 2ch?
Why is it doing such things?

Hahaha just kidding. Where did you come from? Are you a stray cat?

>>603
Thank you for your replying to my line, and telling me about the tea you bought.
Take care.
As for Japanese tea, I as well have worries about whether tea is mixed up with
other areas' tea such as Shizuoka or Sayama, even it is sold as tea in the western
area.

>>605
You are a native speaker. aren't you?
I have a good sixth sense, so I'm sure it was you who correct my English.

>>606
Thank you, too.

When Cesium was detected in Sizuoka tea in France in June,
Sizuoka Governor said "No problem."
I couldn't believe what he says.

Well, good night.

>>604
I thought everyone overseas was supposed to be banned from posting on 2ch just because they are foreigners.
2ch is supposed to be for Japanese users only. No foreigners are allowed. Blanket bans are difficult to enforce,
so a few small networks like the one at my work manage to slip though.

>>602
i will eat you!!

>>609
I could understood now what you are writing.
I think it is not your provider which prohibit people from writing in sentences into this BBS,
but administrators of 2ch does it.

They have regulations to providers abroad, because of there being a lot of damaging
behaviours mainly from Korea and China. I think if you buy maru from 2ch you can
write into this BBS.

〃∩　 ∧＿∧
　⊂⌒(　･ω･)
　　＼_っ⌒/⌒c
　　　　⌒ ⌒

Sparky, I know you have been lurking all along.
It's time to show yourself and let your gayness explode!

>>613
You're so GAY...

>>611
You are right. Buying maru and you'll be fine.

Here's another solution.
I've never had any problem in posting from Starbucks in the US,
probably because they use ATT.
If someone in the US is addicted to both 2ch and Caffeine like me,
come to their store and post trashy comments while sipping coffee.

>>609
I'm from the UK. I don't know systems of 2ch but I haven't been banned yet:P

>>616
more Importantly, are you a guy or girl?

>>617
why are you asking such a damn question, perv?

You might be a gay.

Yes, takasu clinic!!

>>617
I'm a girl.

>>621
why native seakers like you are Interested in 2ch? Firstly how did you know?

>>621
and let us see your Thingies

>>621
Which do you think is better-looking,Susan Boyle or you?

what is maru? we need it to post a Comment here? damn i never known

Why are you guys so excited to hear the word girl? No girl around you in your everyday life?

>>626
go away you misarable bastard

smile

oh,it's a beautiful smile.

【Breaking Story】
Michel Jackson is dead.

>>550
I'm sorry for being late.
I guess I could reply to you tomorrow.

>>631
Are you a family man?

This is the Internet! There is no such thing as girls on the internet! Male until proven innocent!

We have a saying:
"Welcome to the INTERNET! Where the MEN are MEN! (Also the WOMEN are MEN, and the CHILDREN are FBI AGENTS!)"

>>633
Are you saying about a man who pretends to be a girl? That's a gal-oyaji.

>>630
I don't believe that.He isn't human being.

let me know how you can prove you are a male or female here.

Then what kind of existence(being) is he?

>>636
go ahead forever

>>636
Can't you smell my odor?
I put "chinkasu" on my index finger and thrust it under your nose.

smile

Oh, what a beautiful smile!

>>639
you're a birdbrain:)

>>641
hehe,this trend is super

>>642
smile you too.

>>642
Thank you,sir.
You can smell my chinkkasu anytime if you want to.

I must respest your smile.
I can assure you that your smile will turn out to be world peace. (○UO 3.1)

Do not make a statement against fact.
Do not use stingy words.
Do not talk negative gossips.
Do not have an idle talk.
Do not make dissatisfaction.
Do not tell lies.

This is my rule.Sorry for poor English.

are you a buddhist? I am not, but learning it a little bit.

I'm not Buddist.But

I'm not Buddhist.But,this rule is from Buddhism. I do YOGA.I think YOGA looks like Boddhism.

Those individual beliefs have nothing to do with Buddhism.
For example, if a Buddist monk tell a lie, it is called "houben(方便）”

those rules are very good if we can follow them. i wish i could
I agree.
yoga is not only a tool for health of body.

>>652
＞yoga is not only a tool for health of body.
I agree.

>>651
i know buddha himself uses alternated ways for each one.
but gotama buddha said rules like those above, I think.

>>651
Good lies are permitted to use.

good lies is difficult to use. we have to so clever.

I've read once, buddha was asked if there is god.
he replied there is no god. and also replied to another man there is nothing but god.
he must have tried to braak fixed ideas.
...I best go. thanks.

>>656
yes.You must to be distinguish from good lies between bad lies.
nightnight.

Then, I'll ask you about the meaning of the word "fact" you used.
Buddaha said "syohou muga(諸法無我）, which means every being does not exsist on your own.

Sorry, with my English ability, it's so hard to eplain it to you, so I want to discuss it after I
think it over.

Listening to Bakusho Mondai's radio program on TBS radio 954Mhz now.

i hate Ota. he is stupid.

Time at the tone is 2o'clock.peepoo!peepoo!

http://z9-dream.sakura.ne.jp/purisoku/madokaOP_AA.gif

>>631
not a problem.
take your time.

I don't like Ota,too.
Let go of Ota's political views. Always maintain a responsible attitude.
Ota should know about a correct view of history regardless of his creed or values.
Free speech is guaranteed by the Constitution, but history is not a fiction.
I leaned against the pillar in a bookstore and browsed through "Bakusyoumondai no Sensouron."
That book was terrible.

YO!!
What the fuck do you think u r doin?
what do you think this is? school playground or somethin??
where the fuck are you from?

i hate >>661. >>661is stupid.

i hate >>665. >>665　　is stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid.

>>666
hi,Japaneze!

If >>668 passed by me giving off his terrible body odor, it would rimind me of my dog's poop.

war is again.

An ancient Greek philosopher argued that there is eidos in another world ( or heaven) and
everything in this world is just its shadow
Most people ususally regard history as a collection of facts.

correction philosopher, Plato argued that

and they think that they can find them somewhere if they earnsetly look for them.
But I think that facts are the same kind as eidos, so history is also a fiction.

Relativism has its own dangers.
Those who use it ofthe ignore the fact.
Old history is fiction OK but Naking is false.

woo...hard topic. tell me funny one somebody.

>>670
you are my teacher by negative example.thank you.

I thew my dog's poop to you.
Now you are soaked with his poop.
Stand back! You sink! It is no use taking a shower.

thanks your dogs poop.
I love you.

You are so beside yourself that you can scarcely tell good guy from bad one.
I threw poop to you. I am a bad guy.

bad guy is not bad. smash your way!

My next thrower, which combines the poop with his piss,is going to completed.
Do you wanｔ it?

would you tell us a part of your life story?I'm interesting you.

to completed　→　to be completed

"you" is me?
An up-to-date research achievement of my dog will come out about a hundred years from now.
It will have several stories about me. I would like lots of people to read it.

I forgot to say that it is written in Japanese. I can't speak English well.
It's necessary to translate the achievement into English.
The following pasage is quoted from it if that helps.I translated it now.

"The ratio of poop to piss is 9 to 1. It'll be remarkably stable."

I'm familiar wiht the dog but I know next to nothing about the cat.

thanks go ahead.

do you guys think you can handle this whitout me ?
dont be kidding assholes

>>685
Could I possibly ask you a question about dogs?
Why do they sometimes eat their own poops?

>>687
At times I confuse your asshole with your smal mouth.
Because the light always go off.Don't be shy. Yor asshole is more or less clean.

>>688
It's Coprophagia?
This site contains tips for you to know about it.

http://www.petjpr.com/column/news-bin/Detail.cgi?rgst=00000037

May I have hot coffee ??

It's too cold here.

>>689
Thank you, sir.
I learned a lot from the site.

I wanna have girlfriend from bottom of my heart.
Frankly speaking,I wanna have sex with someone whose appearance is cute,body type is good.
My specification isn't very bad,but I don't have the opportunity to meet girl inspite of my age being 19.
Hmm, SINITAO

go to bookstore and hit on pussycat.that'ts all.

I am a cat!

If you bother me any more,your latest asshole photos will come to be on display at the national gallery in Ueno.
The fear children feel there must be beyond description.

>>692
Could you remove "sir,please? I'm a bad man,very very bad man.
I am not entitled to be praised.

I am not a Christian but I am reading the Bible.
It says as follows
Ask and it will be given to you;seek and you will find; knock and
the door will be open to you

>>694
Oh,soryy, I didn't realize your write.
What's the "pussycat?
That is "WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?"? I found it at amazon.com.

>>696
real bad lot don't say"I'm bad man' hehe

>>698
pussycat means おとなしい娘

>>698
u funny.don't search amazon!

>>698
本屋にいるおとなしい娘をナンパしろ

>>699
I want to have Yukarin's "WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?",but too expensive.
I begged mommy to lend me 4 hundred bucks,but she shook his head and body,saying,"Do a little work!"
Yes,I am a bad man.

>>702
I'm apt to　belive what others say on impulse whenever I am on the Internet.
As it is, "pussycat"means えろい女性？

I cannot afford to purchase Yukarin's goods.
The unemployment rate will probably rise in the years to come.
I have to cut down on my expenses,so from now on,I make my instant coffee weak.

>>690
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I'm sorry hige sorry but I don't know who Yukarin is.
I remember there used to be a lot of Yukorin's fans here.
And I sometimes poked fun at them by saying bad things about Yukorin.
Where have they gone?

In any case,I have to compromise to a certain extent.
I've often heard it said that competent clinical research volunteers are great demand,so that they earn decent wages.
・・・
Mommy went against my idea.

The prime minister don't announcec a oncrete plan to carry out economic reform.
My current state will no doubt lead to dismal consequences.
I need to make a thorough review of my life.

>>702 I'm sorry,I didin't believe you.You are right.Thank you.
>>706 I'm hige sorry,too.I don't know them because I'm a newcomer here.
Yukorin told a lie that she came from Colin.
It goes without saying that I believed it.

Please take a look at two movies on youtube.

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjnYtmpsfl0
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li6Qi5SnPTE

It indicates that her funs,called "The people of the kingdom",is good.
In her many concert halls,there are a lot of nice guys and girls who love Yukarin.
She is the cutest girl in the world.

Anyway，Oden is very very good！ I like Oden，especially Atsuage，chikuwa. What's your favorite ?

Honestly, my zeal to her is gradually decreasing.
In all likelihood, it will continue to decline steadily for some time.

>>709 Hanpen and gyuusuji!

Touden(Tokyo Electric Power Company)'s power plant supplies electricity to the convenience store to cook a hot oden.
We are not allowed to criticize them? I don't think so.

In fact,we have been exposed to national radiation since before 3.11,
but we cannot emphasize too much the potential danger of nuclear energy.
For years Touden overlooked the safty. They should have made too much of it.

I think “co-n-bi-ni-no-oden”seems not to be sanitary.

>>709
i like hanpen is the best!

As well as buying oden at a convenience store,I sometimes cook an oden that consist of only daikon.
Is this a oden? Of course yes.I use "Oden no moto" produced by S&B.

>>712
I think so,too. When I buy it , I try to think that they wash a oden machine in the night and that in the morning it may be clean.
>>713
（ ^_^）／□＼（^_^ ）

I heard that "seven-eleven"'s oden is dirty on average and oden of the other store is comparatively clean,
but it's very doubtful for me.

I can imagine a scene in which some cockroaches are swimming in the pool of oden
at night while the staff are away. lol

How are oden stands “Yatai no oden”?
They have heartwarming atmosphere.

>>716
You mean the store person forgot to put the lid on?

Wiki says Oden was established in Japan form the Edo period.

Mom:Why don't you work at convinience store if you like the oden so much ?
　It is by far the best way. Apply for the job after the turn of the year.
　Write it down just in case,because you have a bad memory.

>>715
I think so.
I always recommend the 7 eleven to my friend because they have been doing the issue of food safety.
If I work at the 7 eleven,I will clean it.

yahoo!!!

>>718
Sorry, it was my joke.
But actually isn't there enough space from which they can enter the pool even when the lid on it?

>>550
I think that the world's problems are ultimately collected into religion and faith.
As is mentioned above, at the heart of America are Jews. There is a very conservative philosophy of Judaism.
Leaders may have taken freedom as not a creed but an aim of economic effects to give to the public.
At the heart of the United States is very old fashioned and traditional rather than freedom.
There are Shinto and the imperial family in Japan, the Jews are watching it very worth rather than Japanese.

Many Japanese people are not aware of that intellectuals and leaders of other countries have seen great value in Shinto and imperial system.
Shinto is actually the faith of the passive nature, it is grateful to the nature and ancestors.
Leaders of the world understand the historical imperial system and its beliefs are the essence of Japanese high level science, technology and strength.
Especially those such as Jews. It's better for us to know that more.

Hillary comes to Japan for not only the state act, but also looking forward to meeting Empress Michiko.
Empress Michiko has been most respected as a model of women by the upper class in the world.
It is not cared much by Japanese themselves. I used the word "fight". It means knowing more our country in depth.

It is said that when Queen Elizabeth meets the Emperor of Japan, even if in the United Kingdom, she cedes the seat of honor.
This is because our imperial family is recognized as the world's oldest royal.
Japanese themselves would not know even this much.

A religious war, that's silly.
However, the Japanese should review their traditional parts.
We may find out the key to change the world.

Only Japanese is entitled to have the Emperor. We are happy.

As you know, the imperial family used to live in Kyoto palace.
It is the only palace in the world that has no defense system.
Because people loved them from the bottom their heart.
While most castles in other countries were built in high mountains.
Because their kings were scared of being attacted by their enemies.

（＊・Д）ノ∩へぇ〜

So far,fortunately we japanese have been having the Emperor.
The effect of the system is intese and long.
We had to protect it.

Don't you remember that the imperial family members are families of the past
top of the leaders of the Pacific war of Japan?

i have talked with this so-called english tutor for the first time on skype
my speaking was so terrible
i was able to speak much more fluently when i was in US
this sucks damn it, damn son of bitch!!

>>727
Western countries had made colonies one after another all over the world.
They aimed at Japan and were going to invade.
Japan had to defend the country.
It's natural. Is there anything wrong?

Even imperial family had to take part in the war.
This is very discreditable. This is responsible for weatern countries.
They have to apologize and compensate to imperial family and the Japanese people.
We were very hurt. Weatern people is very shameless.

>>729
>>730
I don't think so.
Anyway, Tenno was the supreme commander of the Japanese army, which involved
people of this country into the tragic war and defeated bringing a vast amount of victims.
Usually, when a organisation collapses, its leader takes its responsibility, but
the past tenno hadn't done the responsibility.

>>731
The actual leader is not the emperor but the top of military.
The Emperor was just used. He hardly had information.

Below is Emperor's poem at that time.
よもの海　Four-way sea "all over the world"
みなはらからとおもふ世に It's time to get together
など波風の　たちさわぐらむ Why need the waves to make a fuss?

This is the proof the U.S. scares Japan.
The U.S. knows the value of the emperor.
So they have been brainwashed people into the emperor's decline in value
This is the point of Jew's wisdom. And Jew's traditional survival way.

If >>731 is Japanese, maybe communist or so, it has been under mind-control by Jew.
He or she still don't notice about it.

It's very hot tonight

>>659
thanks for chatting with me last night.
Your "syohou muga" seems natural to me.(I have never experienced the stage of so called "mu")
also I feel the theory of Plato's idea may be true.
though I am not sure exactly what syohou muga or idea means
but "existence" is known from very limited our receptors(or organs) only and built with some of the memories.
let me know what you think about syohou muga or "the fact" we use.
Are you doing some religious/ non-religious training? I'm doing meditation.
i hope you understand my english(eigo).

>>735
I said it natural there is not "ga".
but I don't know if it is or not. I looked up dictionary and found I was wrong.

2ch residents should be meditation.

2ch would be a quiet place.

>>735 I'm doing meditation -> I do meditation.

>>669
Just shut up and calm the fuck down

anal is cho mu

More stritly speaking, history is a fiction based on facts but no one knows
facts( God only knows if he....Buddha kept silent about this kind of subjects. his attitude toward metaphisical questions
was called "muki(無記）”

I've recently read a book titled "toikara hajimaru bukkyou (問いから始まる仏教）" by Minami Jikisai
He is a Buddhist monk who belongs to "soutousyuu(曹洞宗）”sect.
This book teaches us how important meditation(zazen) is for us human beings.

>>740
I don't have a habit of licking my own anal with my tongue.
It's absolutely impossible.
I strained my back when I bent myself forward with my legs open and knees up.
If you have a stiff hemorrhoid, try an herbal remedy.

>>742
I think so.
Zen meditation breakrhrough will have brought about great benefits for humanity as a whole.

We can't apply religion to brainwashing,let alone war.
It's forbidden.

i woke up at 8:30 this morning
i'm going to spank my girl's butt

I ate delicious wagashi from Japan.

Yokai Ningen Bem ending was so sad. Kamenashi has really improved his acting.
It is always a pleasure to watch him, but I prefer his proud Kanzaki Hiroto
characharacter in Tatta Hitotsu no Koi.

>>746
How delicate it was? just out of curiosity.

>>747
Are you a Yokai Ningen,too?

Yokais are mot classified as mammals.
The existence of Yokai is beyond the reach of my imagination.

mot→not

It was really delicious and subtle. I thought of bringing some to my
friends and colleagues and then changed my mind. I always share my
food but this time I was really selfish. The confectionery helped me
through sleepless nights while working. I wrote an important document
that will help shape my career while eating it with green tea.

>>747
Which do you think is better-looking, Bera or you?

The person who sent it is a close family friend and we love
them dearly. I am not keen on chocolate or confectionery but this was
to a very high standard and was not too sweet. I think I am even more
in love with Japan right now.

>>749 I am certainly not a monster. Just a Venusian.
>>753 She is younger than me and she looks gorgeous with that long
hair and make up. But I am taller and I guess with a good make-up
I would look OK too.

>>754
I am in love with you

Thank you, you warmed my heart! I extend my love to you too.

Nino is a Venusian,too.

>>757
I'm you are back. Were you busy going out with men around Christmas like Japanese girls do?

Sorry, I meant I'm glad you are back.

No I was working really hard on Xmas eve. But I did go out with a couple
of Japanese gentlemen the week before. Not a date, just a
friendly gathering. We had a some wine and a really good chat.
We continued chatting all the way as they walked me home.
It was as if I'd known them for years!
them for years!

>>760 Thanks. Did you miss me? I missed chatting to everyone on this thread.
Where is our sweet Sparky4san?

>> 758 Who is Nino? As in Ninomiya Kazunari? sorry my knowledge of Japanese
celebrities is limited to Johnny's.

>>761 There is an echo in here!wwww

A character that appears in manga(anime) "Arakawa Under the Bridge."
She came from Venus. I thought you knew each other.

>>764 Aaa I see that is seinen manga. With the exception of cyberpunk
themes I never read that genre. I will try to see if it is animated.
I would like to watch it.

おそよう

>>754
Your comment reminded me of subject, which is the fixed handle name of a British man who used to
chat with us here.
I remember his saying that he likes the movies of Ozu Yasujirou, who expressed things Japanese.
I suppose we have something in common. Both of us respect traditional things.
I mean "we" is British and Japanese people.

>>754
i would Really like like to see you oneday im a tall handsome and rich Japanese man 29 years old
could i Possibly get to see you?

Ｉ　have a question to you all who is good command of English.
Is the pronouciation "0.3" not "zero-point-therr", but " point-three" ?
I think the former is correct, but hearing what "0.3" is pronounced , I cannot help but hear "point-three".

what the fuck are you talking about,,

Who knows?

>>769
http://okwave.jp/qa/q1406260.html

>>772　
ANo.2

I am proud of my asshole and doesn't mind bursting and boasting about it.
But,on health grounds, I am opposed to so-called anal sex.

The initial symptoms of the hunger for anal sex are hot flashes,dizziness and shouting "Ah!hhhhhhhh."
The structure of my brain is complex.
Owing to the illness, I'm going to absent from all year-end parties.
But little by little, I am recovering from the illness and I may be able to go to the New Year's parties.

This is the first time I've met a person who is pround of his asshole
I think you can never have such a feeling without having experience of comparing your asshole
and other's.

Honestly,I've never watch other's.
You may say "You are a fake analist,aren't you?"
but I will say "Hey,I'm a genuine analist."
Of courese you will say "No way!"
The truth would never come to light・・・・・

>>772
It's kind of you to show me intelligible page.
I didn't know "0.3"can be pronounced "o-ponint-three",so I can get good tip being to my advantage.
but,,,it's absolutely pronounced "point-three"in my English CD.
Hmm,I decide not to care about it.
Anyway, I cannot thank you enough for your kindess.

>>778
Look at ANo.2!

>>779
Oh sorry, I didnt read >>772.
I'm convinced at last.

ヾ(*´∀｀)ノ　Ｔｈａｎｋs a lot.

not >>772 but >>773
,,,,,,,just in case

>>780
Yes,that's it.ヾ( ⌒*⌒ )ノ Anything else? To go? \10000　including tax. OK,you'll take me.

Wow,very expensive!
I'll pay for it by my asshole instead of by cash.
Come here!!!!

I think people in local area are easy to get jerous about other people.
Those kind of people requre you to be the same as others.

I don't think dirty words suits me, but I'm really into using it now.
I had better get out of here in haste,syaing,"I'm sorry for using a lot of dirty words?"

>>783
Oh,such an attractive suggestion.
but...my delivery service is available to you for only cash.

>>785
That's too bad.
OK, I'm rich freshman doing part-time job hardly, so I　can easily pay it.





(´･ω･)つ�I×100　「Ｈｅｒｅ　you are.」

>>783
I want to tell you that it's on me,but I treat everyone every time I am taken.
That's why I can't split the fee by offsetting my asshole and yours.

>>786
Sorry,I didn't notice. And I'm sorry again, I have a happy emergency.
While I was hanging out at the mall just now, I ran into my friend,Ken.
I was short of cash, so he gave me \20000.
Now we're on my way home. I was robbed of me by him.

>>786
That's odd! Ten times one hundred is one thousand yen!
I can't explain how it happened to myself.

Ken's parents gave him a 6 pm curfew as a punishment because he stole \20000 from his parents.
As the proverb goes,"To err is human,to forgive divine." But I can't get such a dirty money. I split with him.
Now that I've found that there's no one to turn to,I'll have to stand on my own two feetノシ

>>788
I suggest that you should include me to that wonderful party between you and Ken.
I can go all the time.
Finished? Oh,my god!! orz


>>789
Shit! fuckin shrewd man!

Brits and Japanese are not the only nations that value tradition.
I have not heard of Yasujihiro Ozu before, I will look him up.
I like Noh theatre and Rakugo, is that traditional enough?

>>790
Judging from your last sentence, you are studying or studied English using DUO3.0, aren't or didn't you?

>>793
Oh,you are a shrewd spoiler.
I've been able to practice the no.1〜no75 sentence in order from >>646.
Thank everyone for your kindness to chat with me.

>>768 You sound like prime groom material. Japanese girls would
make sashimi out of me if I met you.

>>786
you work hard, or hardly?

>>795
I'm very sad to know that you're going to evade my question with such a joke.

>>797 I didn't mean to offend you or hurt your feelings.
I am not evading your question. If you would like to meet me,
you can do so. I am a friendly person regardless of one's age, height
or financial circumstances.

>>775 That sounds more like menopause symptoms but I am not sure.
You are so funny!

Boring

Make me rough, anybody?

I have a practical question. Someone gave me a Japanese brand fax and
I need to know how to reset it to factory settings. I looked at its
user's manual and so on. No such information.
I looked up at Japanese sites via Google Chrome.
How do you say "factory settings" in Japanese?

wow you guys are really good at writing

>>801
出荷時設定
I just consulted my dictionary for the meaning, so I can't assure you whether it is correct or not.

>>801
初期設定 or 工場出荷時の設定

whether it is correct or not→　that it is correct.
I'm so embarrassed.....orz

how do you say "factory reset" in Japanese?

工場出荷時設定へのリセット?

>>805
is it wrong? arent thy both correct?

>>769
"0.3" and ".3" are the same number. I would just say "point three".

Aw there was a delay and I did not see >>801 posted so I posted >>806a
repeating the question. Thanks very much for the answers. I will do a Google search now.

Do you know another English chat room like 2ch?

Why don't you write e-mail to the maker of your fax, if you want to know
the way of resetting the product?

中途半端なスレタイトルで立てんなよ厨房が。うぜーーーー。
テンプレも貼れないしアホかと。

どうせ２ちゃん初心者か携帯厨だろ
今後3日はこのテンプレもないゴミスレ使うのか？
ゴミスレ立てた責任取れよ>>1
伝統スレ汚したお前許さんよ
テンプレも貼れない低脳低スキルニワカ厨房がスレ立てんな
わかったか厨房

これだからケータイ房は

Where's the transgender girl?

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>>762
Yeah, I really missed you and your English. To tell the truth, I often memories your postings to improve my English. I like your English, really.

>>806
Right, that sort of thing.
If you know the model name of the fax, we may or may not be able to find
the online manual of the model so that we can tell you how to reset the setting.

In case of Japanese, I can judge how educated or sophisticated the person is by just looking at
the sentences he/she wrote because I'm a native speaker that language. lol
Whereas when it comes to English,I have to depend on my sixth sense.
And my sixth sense tells me that her English does not have such a value as to memorize. lol

>>818
I just said I like her English. Your sense is yours and my sense is mine, not yours, right?

>I'm a native speaker that language.
huh?

>>820
Are you a nit-picker?
I knew such a thing.

I am a native speaker of Japanese.too.

>>821
huh?

Welcome to the two channel !

welcome to neverland! I'm Michael Jordan.

She should muster all her courage to tell her mom that she's been in trouble with her gender.
She needs to be on HRT and look more like woman.

Michael ! Wa ! Wa ! Wa !
What's Michael?

>>826
It's none of your business. I guess everybody thinks so.

>>825
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>>828
You should reconsider.
That's part of our business. We don't say anything positive to her, and she'll despair.

>>829
Are you Michael? If so ,you are NO.1 !! WA!WA!WA!

>>818 建前: Thank you for undervaluing my English. That puts me in my
place.I am sorry I am not sophisticated or clever. I hope you will
find educated people you find worth conversing with and memorise their
words. I'm sorry I polluted your screen with my stupid sentences.

watch TBS/6ch

But why? What's on the TV channel?

>>818 本音:I am an English language learner just like you. I deliberately make my
sentences short and clear to encourage everyone. However you
have taken it the wrong way. Go Forth and Multiply.

Thank you everyone who kindly replied to my request. I am looking for the
factory resetting function of the Muratec M800 fax. I cannot dial numbers
on it.The user manual does not have any info. I wonder if I can access
its ROM and reset it to what it was before. May be it needs a new chip.

I have no idea why she's been making herself scarce lately.
She might be dead, considering how often she appeared here in the past few years.

>>742
Lately I am interested in Amamiya Daiji, who was awakened in zen and yoga.
He recommended a book called "rinzairoku". I happened to buy the copy a few years ago.but it was too hard for me to read on because of too many chinese characters and
the style of old japanese. but I'll try it again and hope i get some "notice" with the book.
If you don't know Daiji, you can find some of his words and other stuff on the net.
I am encouraged by his words very much.

>>838

http://www.ki-society.com/english/renew/ki_001.html

>>Venusian
Was the manual written in Japanese?
Anyway I could find the English manual of that. However as you said, there isn't any
information related to factory setting.

Why don't you try to set up the fax again?　(in the manual it's called "EasyStart")

One more thing, it seems the fax has a remote diagnose function so that the comapany's
service crew can diagnose custmors' problems.
Judging from the fact, I guess that's the reason the manual doesn't say anything about factory
setting.

If you can't even set up the fax again, I think it's worth trying to call the customer service.
They may or may not give you some information or how to get the factory setting if the fax
has such a function.

English manual URL:
ttp://www.muratec.com/downloads/manuals/ENGLISH_M800_M2500.PDF

I'm sorry I couldn't help you.
Good luck, Venusian.

hey is rumored gender girl cute? has anyone Actually seen her?

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Just watch "inthecrack" videos.

I recommend Victoria Sweet.

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>>842
Hols on!
If something should happen to you...Please stop!

>>842
That was the last time when I ever saw him.

I can't believe it. He will come here soon.

apple!!!

banana!!!

ossu! ora son goku

Are you that famous super vegetarian?

I AM TREE.HOW ARE YOU HUMAN BEING?

What kind of tree are you? I was born on April XXth.
I wish my birhttree is Someiyoshino.

is→was

good night.I'll take a nap

Have a good nap.（ ´∀｀）

hey by the way, how do you say kotosimoyorosiku
in English, I'm just curious

sushi is sushi
mottainai is mottainai
shinkansen is shinkansen
Similarly, kotosimoyorosiku may be kotosimoyorosiku
If not, let's spread it around the world!

what?

oh.... Was your brain injure ?

or

You must be crazy.

>>839
Thanks for the link. I enjoyed the page.
I am a bit surprised because actually i often do kikou(qigong)
since last summer to care illness of a family member(who is fully recovered
mostly with the help of westeren medication)
are you interested in aikido? Shintaido videos at youtube may be interesting.
That seems to have its origin in karate, but looks like aikido in some aspects.

be fuck in bed

>>861
No way! What>>860 said is true.
That is a kind of ritual greeting peculiar to Japanese.

We need to understand transgenders.

Sorry but I can't understand what I don't have inside me.
The only thing I can do is that I try to accept them whom I don't understand.

I don't discriminate by his or her being transgender.
But if they express his or her love for me and ask me to go with him,I will turn them down.
I want to create my offsprings.

transgender is pecieved notion.

it's iimaginary disease.

You guys should understand the reality.
There are many people in the world who are on HRT.

These people should know that they are living in imagenary world.

control mind ourselves.

What do you mean by imaginary world?
What world are you in now? At least there are many transgenders in my world,
not that I am friends with such guys, though.

I envy women because I like many women's songs but their tones are too high to sing.
Even so,I don't want to become a woman.

>>874
Why don't you want to be a woman, even though you envy them?
I think the best way is for you to disguise yourself like them.

I envy women becuase I like women's panties but their sizes are too small to wear.
Even so, I don't want to become a woman.

　/　,.､ ,.､田んぼ/ /　　/,.､ ,.､　/ 　　/　,.､ ,.､用水路見てくる
　 ∠二二､ヽ　の /　 ∠二二､ヽ　/ /∠二二､ヽ　/
　（（ ´･ω･｀））　/　（（ ´･ω･｀））　 /（（ ´･ω･｀））　/ ﾋﾞｭｰ
　/　~~ ：~~~〈　/　/ちょっと堤防　//　~~ ：~~~〈　　//
ノ　　　：　_,,..ゝ/＼/＼/＼/＼/＼/ノ　　　：　_,,..ゝ　/
　 （,,..,）二i_,　/　死 亡 フ ラ グ　/　 （,,..,）二i_　　/
────＜　　　　　 の　　　　_＞────
,.､ ,.､ 畑が/　　予　　　　感！/　　,.､ ,.､/　　　/
二二､ヽ　/＼/＼/＼/＼/＼// ∠二二､ヽ/雪かきを
･ω･｀））/　/（（ ´･ω･｀））　/　（（ ´･ω･｀））　//
：~~~〈　/ 屋　/　~~ ：~~~〈//　 /　~~ ：~~~〈　/　
：　_,,.. /　根ノ　　　：　_,,.ゝ/　ノ　　　：　_,,..ゝ　　/
..,）二i/　 を　 （,,..,）二i_　/　/　 （,,..,）二i_,　/　/

３１１の人工地震の作業をした
自衛隊員　１４人が殺される
１人は保護される
人工地震を行う掘削船　ちきゅう号
現在　千葉県　房総沖　で作業
http://blog.livedoor.jp/hihumikai/archives/67213359.html

Many elderly men tend to overestimate his own power enough to go outside in the storm.
As　a result, most to go to heaven.
,,,,,,,,,,warosu

I am going to go out on "oomisoka" for get SOBA.
before i fall asleep , i had to say this ....

Even if you don't eat any Soba, you won't die.
take it easy.

>>875
I only want to sing women's song.

>>881
He thought so.
In the end,however, he end up dyi,,,,,,,,,,,
OK,so much for ridiculous story.
May everybody see good ｄｒｅａｍ．

>>882
You can sing Wada Akiko's songs, whose voice is low.

Ha Hi Hu He Ho♪

Today, my canister filter was broken down,
and my room was flooded with aquarium's water.
Although it is an end of year, what a disaster it was !
In the last hour, I was clearing up my room.

I guess, I just have to drink sufficient alcohol.

>>884
Sorry, I dislike Wada Akiko. I hate her.
I don't have a TV so I can live without watching her. I'm so happy.

Just because she is not Japanese?

>>887
NO. She is a Japanese.
http://outlaws.air-nifty.com/news/2009/01/post-209a.html

I don't like those who act big.

Should I have said she was?
Now, you treat her as a Japanese.

so, she is ex zainichi...

the true never vanish though.
because everyone`s roots are impossible..

whether she`s such a type or not , i dislike her from the begineing.
and i also have dont have time to watch silly Tv program lately .
I am not going to watch "kouhaku utagassen" ,, and even "warattewa ikenai seriece ".
they are all weird . it isn`t worth wactching .

so many mistakes were posted ... but who cares lol..

as i said before here , I am studying English grammar with "english grammar in use".
today`s unit was 9: when and if sentence(when i do /if i do)

those pages helped so much for me. i could understand so easily .
but i am still concerned about grammar , and am at negative of using or writing english.

what i have to do is just use new words ,idioms i have learnd .
as you can see, my writing skill is still poor . i couldn`t know about "the present perfect" well ..

I might go to bed soon , if the rest of my home work are not finished in 30mins.
(i `ve just used "if i do ".)

You just used a "if I do".

>>892
thank you for your advice. i sometimes totally forget about "kanshi".
(a ,an , the )

Sorry, I just forgot to add "sentence" to the end of that sentence. lol
Please forget it. I just wanted to tell you that you didn't need to use
the perfect present tense.

Sorry again, present perfect lol

>>895
thanks again. i never forget your lecture.
everytime i am worry about that there is a defference between "I`ve just done and I just did" .

I just understood what >>892san were saying !!

"I just understood what >>892san had been saying !!. "
i forgot about 時制の一致….
maybe this time will be good post ...

>>862 You are welcome. I practise mind-body coordination. It involves
Ki breathing and meditation, tyso and techniques that make up the
Ki Aikido movements. I recommend it to anyone recovering from surgery
or illness, regardless of age. It is great for men, women and children.
It is the best way for disciplining one's way of life and attitude.

>>840 Thank you very much for the manual URL. The problem is the fax
which is really ancient, has been used for years and then was out of
order. Although the LCD display is still functional, it cannot dial
digits any more. That is why it needs a factory reset. I will call their
local representatives and find out how it can be done. Thanks so much!

No Sparky No English board

my best live song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHyJTpDFgc8

This is not the English board.

THIS is the true English board:
http://kilauea.bbspink.com/bbbb/

Go ahead and be yourself.

Ｉ　can't have my girlfirend in this year too.
So I'll spend all today hoping to get a grilfrend next year.
I don't want to be cherry man anymore!!!!!!!

I understand your feeling but I guess you won't be also able to get a girlfriend next year
because of your blunt sexual desire for girls.
Girls are sensitive creaturs, so you need a strategy to achieve your goal.

I'm not interested in chat in english without Sparky.

You know, to meet is to part.
Sparky has gone! You should forget about him.

>>904
It's such a right opinion that I cannot oppose you,
but you should consider man who isn't able to get a grilfrend more.

Yes,certainly my sexual desire is increasing year after year, but
I'll become a man who can think others as much as myself.
I'll do it！ 　ｍ９(´･ω･｀)９ｍ

As you all know, today is the last day of this month and this year.
Do you have something what you still don't do in this year?
For example, losing weight, finishing your winter vacation home-
work.

You wanna go to 2012 without any task of this year, don't cya?
If you still have such task, do it all! Reducing your "burden"!

In my case, I have winter homework; Italian writing, short eassy
about one American novel I chose, and short eassy about Tohoku
earthquake.
It's really troublesome but I can never run away from those.
So, I struggled to finish those all. And yesterday, I could do that! Hooray!

Well, everyone, a happy new year!(Incidentally, most Japanese often make a
mistake about this word. They often write "A happy new year!" on their New
Year's post cards as "Happy new year!").

I went hard this year.
I will go hard next year,too.
May all K-poop vanish from Japan.

There used to be a lot of natives here like a few months ago.
Where are they? Now I see some new kotehan here...

Among all of kotehans here , I like HG2ch best.
I sometimes make fun of her because her responses for my posts are always so funny and witty.
If I had a better command of English, I could extract something more humorous from her.

Sorry, I did it again! HG2ch→ＫＧ２ｈ

Where is Sparky?

I think there used to be British, Scottish, Canadian, and Sparcky.
They're gone I guess, though.

>>911 Thank you. You already have an excellent command of English.
You can extract humorous responses from anyone but me. I am told
I have no sense of humour.

Well I hope 2012 will be happier for all of you in Japan.
I hope the wounds will be healed and there will be more laughter
than tears. Much love to you all.

I woke up now.
Good bye my 2011...

>>917
I'm afraid to feel that you will spend the next year sleeping all day.

>>918
You mean 1/1? I surely will. Neshōgatsu is the happiest way to spend the day.


By the way, we usually don't use "afraid" for feeling some thing.
Feeling some thing is your personal movement inside your heart and you don't have to be AFRAD OF feeling some thing.

For example, "I'm afraid to say you will~~" or "I'm afraid you will spend~~" will be more appropriate for what you meant to say.

>>919
Thank you for correcting your comment on my sentence.
By the way, do you think you can freely do anything if it is limited to the inside of
your mind?
I had wondered that in the Bible there is sentences which require us to have our mind
honest and right even in the inside of our mind. But, actually, I haven't read the Bible,
so this is only my imagination from reading novels related to religion, such as Strait Is the Gate.
How do you thing about this?

I'm not motivated to talk to you guys, because this thread wad De-Sparkied.

If you have such eagerness to talk to him, why don't you go to his webs?

wad De-Sparkied? What does this mean?
His web? I don't want to choose to go to such site.

Sparky4 should be auditioning for Johnny's Entertainment Idol Competition.
I would definitely be a fan and support him.
Go Sparky4!

Then, what do you mean by De-Sparkied?

>>923
such site? lol
I didn't say to you in any case.

Arashi are very frail and have a glass jaw.
Tokio are rezlly manly.
Why is Arashi so popular?
Why was Dgegawa freaked out by Matsumoto at Japanese prank TV show?
He is a very frail man.

>>925
I'm sorry if the expression of "such site" had hurt your feelings.
I didn't mean to do it. Besides, I haven't visited your site, as I don't know where it is, anyway.

De-Sparkied threads are meaningless.

>>928
You can never hurt my feeling.
Before point out others' mistake, correct your own mistake.
Why don't you eat Soba and take a break?

>>928
There is a wrong point in previous post(930) on purpose.
Please correct it then you'll be released from the curse you're suffering now.

>>928
One more, in 931, there is also a wrong point.
I hope you can notice them.

I don't get Arashi at all. I understand Kat-tun's personalities but Arashi...
They don't stir any emotions in me.

(´･ω･`)･ω･`)　あけおめ
/　　つ⊂　　＼　

Here's to the New Year!

Happy 2012 Nihon-jin friends! XXXXX

Happy New Year, guys! ('A`)

Happy New Year, everyone!

AKEOME！KOTOYORO！

Happy New Year! I am hoping this year will be a good one.

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mate, pretty tipsy here... have a good one.

I'll play Himehajime soon.

A HAPPY NEW YEAR
I'm sure to make this year nice somehow

>>944
HAPPY NEW YEAR

A Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!!


>>920
No problem. It's important to "use and revise" in studying English.

As for your question, Yes. It's free.
First of all, I'm not a christian and completely indifferent to it, so I'm afraid it will not suit your question.
Well, we can't help our thoughts emerging, and god or buddha or anything has nothing to do with it... I think.
However, I think it's the happiest way to spend our life thinking of good thing, to be honest whatever like that to the possible extent.

I want to master hiragana and katakana this year.

i want to master masterbation with my anal and a lotion.

I LOVE ME!

>>948
u can do it

テス

テステス

sexy anal man here!from futon

>>931
point should be modified to pointing. That's all.
But, I am not worried about such a thing, anyway.

But, why do you want to visit this webpage from abroad?

i wish you a happy new year !

>>956
Awww....

>>955
How about you?
If you're a Japanese, I'm sorry.

956 自分： 【凶】 ![sage] 投稿日：2012/01/01(日) 06:13:29.20
i wish you a happy new year !

957 返信： 【大凶】 [] 投稿日：2012/01/01(日) 08:26:40.84
>>956
Awww....

LOL

I will 上を向いて歩こう this year!

>959 【豚】 [sage] 2012/01/01(日) 09:04:40.56 ID: Be:

LOL

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　ブヒ?
　　しー し─Ｊ

Are you going to go to shrines to pray today?

i'm going to stay at home today.
i don't like crowded places.

What is your this year's resolution?

Some foreigners are still in 2011. How interesting it is.

>>965 My resolutions is not to make new year's resolution.

I want to be a wealthy man

So do I.

そろそろ次スレを…

what do you use the money for?

>>957
wwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm going to try to launch a new thread, sec plz.

You should bend down your head from time to time.
Otherwise, you have no chance to find a wallet on the street, or
there's a possibility you will fall down into "koedame",which is a pool of shits.

Somehow I could launch the new thread.

Please move to the new thread after we use up this thread.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 166
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1325385697/l50

I bought WIN5 at next race. I will get a lot of money.

>>975
Thank you very macho!

>>974 is a response to >>960
I've forgot to press the update button.

>>959
Does 自分 in "956 自分： 【凶】 ![sage]" mean yourself?
If that means yourself, you're >> 956,957,959.
I'm really sorry for your fate. w
However those are just fortune-telling things so they do nothing to you.
Don't take them seriously and take it easy. w

could you see the sunrise on new year's day? i didn't even try to see.

mochi is chewy food.BITEBITEBITE!!!

It makes me feel awkward that American newscasters say "Happy New Year" in the end of December,
because we never say あけましておめでとうございます before the new year really begins.

what's your recommend radio?

Happy New Year
A Happy New Year
Which is correct?

>>984
in that case, "a" is unnecessary.
the first one is correct.

thanks!

>>982
means (Have a) happy new year (!) .

kana?

>>975
thanks a lot.

あ

How r there differences between American n Canadian accent?

sun already went down.long night in winter

My hair already came off. feel chilly in winter.

>>992
Please accept my sympathy on the loss of your friend.

>>992
Are you Mr.Warmwater?

>>992
I know how you feel.
I can't go walk without a hat.

Shall I bury?

>>996
Let's do it quickly.

>>997
OK

three…two…one…

SEN !

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