Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 162

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 161
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1318338966/

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope Igirisu-jin and the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a ball!!!!!
Let's support recovery efforts in Japan!!!!!!

I am so addicted to this thread and
couldn't resist starting a new one immediate after the last one got full.
Enjoy!!

>>1乙
thanks for building a thread!

>>1
thanks a lot.

A new thread appears.

I had fried soba for lunch.
This soba may only be served at the shop near my house.

Hello everyone! I look forward to this thread.

>>1
You bastard! Why did you make a shitty thread like this?
Nothing's more cursing than a shitty thread like this!
You deserve to die!

>>1
I don't like this kind of thread, because it makes me vomit.
Those inhabiting this are quite shitty as well. You should know better than to creat a better thread.

>>1
Hey, why did you build this thread? To contain freaks and never let them go outside?
You fail! They are free to go anywhere on the internet! Wherever they try to go, you can't stop them
going! Idiot!

>>1 is the masterpiece of the king of the shitty kings.

>>11
Well, please have a cup of coffee
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>>1
Remember, Slim Shady is in all of us.

>>1 Hi, thank you baby for making this thread.

TPP参加、表明持ち越し＝首相、11日記者会見
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20111110-00000108-jij-pol

I do think Japan should not join TPP. Because TPP destories Japanese agriculture cruelly.
And I think TPP is crazy treaty for JUST vindicating US incompetent President Obama's honor.
So I suggest Japanes PM Noda "Loach" Yoshihiko shouldn't join the treaty and be a "hog" for US!

Fortunately, he didn't indicate he joins TPP today. I hope he changes his mind.
Say again, TPP is crazy treaty for JUST vindicating US incompetent President Obama's honor!

I'm not very familiar to this topic so I can't just say that Japan should join it or not.
I'm not a farmer and I don't work for a big company, I'm just a colledge student.
(ofcourse I know I'm supposed to be inetrrested in current events like this)

Everytime when there's an argument like this, I get so confused... There are so many things I have to learn more.

Me too.
That issue about TPP is a little bit complicated to me.

I guess that some people gain a profit and others don't.

>>16
yeah that's what always happens and that's why we have to discuss

I'm against TPP.
A farmer said "We are farming not because of competition with U.S. and so on"
If Japan join it, Japan will possibly win in some fields in quality.
Even if so, I disagree with TPP.
This problem isn't productivity but culture that our ancestor have built in village.
The U.S. don't have deep history, so they tend to have shallow thoughts.

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I'm not what I used to.

TPP is totally sucks.

>>18
Your opinion is so intriguing.
You are bringing up the point at issue as cultural problem.

My favorite type of girl is someone who is brack hear and long hear and good looking.

>>23
I guess so many guys love that kind of girl.lol

yet i love strong man.

http://www.cospa.com/images/items/pc/68345.jpg
http://www.cospa.com/images/items/pc/68346.jpg

what do you think of these poster if you saw it at your friend's bath room...

>>26
Then I will be glad and make more deep friendship.

>>26
doesn't matter.
probably I can talk about what kind of Anime character I love with that friend, spending a whole night.

i am happy many hentai to be this thread.

>>1 thanks !

I can't sleep yet ! I need to study.Studying is fun fun fun!!

Hah.. I had a new class today and was hard to catch up.. Tutor's Irish pronunciation was difficult for me. Need more practice:(

>>30
What are you studying?

Kan and Toden have screwed my life up.

i regret that i was born in Japan, a japanese native and have japanese nationality.

You can go abroad and get married to get a permanent visa! Good luck;)

>>30
English !

I studied a lot today !

>>36
English major?

Zzz（ーー）

>>34
Then, which nationality would satisfy you? French? Indian? Moroccan?
I live in the US but never look down on my Japanese nationality.

>>31
irish? do you live in ireland?

>>37
No, my major is something else.

>>39
In my opinion, people who have never been abroad tend to look down on Japanese nationality..

>>39
You know, different people have different opinions and values..

>>40
Nope
I study in the UK and my new tutor is Irish

>>42 Returnees at my old school were trying hard to fit in Japanese society and often say something like Japan is the best in everything and they don't like wherever they lived before.

Said*

Anyways I think it's a good thing to have a pride in your own country and nationality unless it goes too far, too.

>>45
Oh yeah? There are lots of opinions haha;)

>>46
Totally agree!

in reality, a number of foreigners have immigrated into the US and got US citizenship.
They wanted more opportunities for education, career, and freedom etc.

>>42
From my experience, those who have never been outside japan tend to be very happy in Japan.
I myself lived in the US for 6 years. I prefer the US.

>>49
Hahaha I've been in UK for 5 years and prefer here:P But still love Japan and sometimes feel like going back home. Japanese food is the best for me!!!

>>49
I am >>39. I also have lived here almost as long as you have.
Though I love Japan a lot, living there is another story.

I prefer living here too, but every time I go home,
I am deeply impressed with many things in Japan,
food, literature, scenery, people etc.

Don't come back to Japan. Japan is terrible.

>>50
i don't know about the uk, but i agree on your opinion; japanese food is the best in the world!

Short stay in Japan is good. You can enjoy food and difference from other countries.
But, staying longer is not that good.
When you are outside Japan, you feel Japan is good.

But, food in Japan is no longer good...

>>54
I love Japan beause I was born in this country.
If you live in Japan, I want you to get out of here right away because you say bad things
about my country.
In addition, of course it's YOUR opinion not general opinion.

Giving negative opinions is not a bad thing.
People have different opinions. You should understand the difference.

why >>55 gets so histeric?

>>55
i think many people exists hating their native country. how do you feel about them ?

Well, you know what they say,
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

>>59
Those guys already lived in other countries for many years.

55 is a typical Japanese, one that can't accept others' opinions that differ from herself and feel offensive.

Yeah I know there are many like that

im having breakfast
its raining today.....

>>58
That's none of my affair but their affairs.
There certainly is chemistry even between an individual and his native country.
I know any country has negative aspects, still if someone openly criticize my country, I won't forgive him.
That is the way I love this country.

>>64
are you 金正日総書記？？？

Cyo wwwwwww

I have thought just that the deeper one knows a foreign language,
the more aware he becomes of his country and love it.

Maybe.

what one likes and hates is not our business, huh??
don't force others to like certain thing. THAT'S TOTALLY REDICULOUS.

>>64
go back to north Korea

>>69
Chill out

>>65>>70
Are both of you idiots?
I said I was born in Japan and I love Japan.

>>72
You said anyone saying negative things about japan should go out.
That is the same way things are going in North Korea.
Actually, >>54 said some good things about japan too,
and yet you told him go out if he were living in japan.

>>73
Good things?
It's not good things but obviously bad things.

Everyone!!!

hey, ignore >>72 from North Korea
>>72 is crazy stubborn

>>74 How old are you?

Good morning..It's so cold this morning!

>>55 The other day, I met this Japanese guy living in UK who kept telling people UK sucks and how terrible life was there, and he told me that kind of stuff too,
and I was like what the fuck then why don't you just get out of there and go wherever you want?? Somehow your post reminded me of him.. lol

>>78
Relocating to other country is not easy, right?
It's very hard to find a job especially if one doesn't have a work permit in that country.

and again, I think that discussing someone's preferrence is not a point.

>>78
what I wanted to say is that you should love your pace where you live once you have to live three
NOT COMPLAIN !!

>>79
Are you 55??

>>81 No

Sorry.
Somethoing wrong with my key board.
pace→place three→there

>>80
omg, this guy is forcing others to love something....

>>83
Would you mind if I ask your age?

>>84
Forcing?
Once you live in a place, it grows on you!

I'm going to study hard today.

It's cold and raining...
I'm gonna study at a family restaurant near station. I will order drink bar :)

Mostly students here?

BTW I hope SUGANO join our fighters.
And SUGIUCHI in softbank goes to giants after F.A. declaration.

Every country has its own difficulties.UK society accommodates expats
more easily. If you are an expat here, they simply behave like you don't exist.
It feels lonely if you don't have attachments. Mostly UK-foreign attachments
depend on how much you are willing to give up your idiosyncratic behaviour.
In any way, you can lead a ghostly existence in any foreign country.
Most of the Japanese friends in London do so. Most are single or divorced.
Sabishi desu ne...

Someone complains about Japan unless they get something good from Japan.

To complain something creates good thing is ok.
But thosewho only complain about Japan are not good.

I like Japan and the UK both. Can't choose

You don't have to when you are young.
I guess when over 70, travelling becomes a problem even if you have the
finances. You have to choose where to die.

True. I can go anywhere because I'm young! I should think about where to live in 50 years hahaha

I used to live in America for a few years and now I live in Japan but for me, Japan is the way better.
It's just because I love Japanese food and the transportation system around Tokyo is so amazing and convenient!
Where I used to live in Illinois was so rural I was so bored almost all the time. But people there were very kind.
Ofcource I love both, though. I just prefer Japan.

I lived in New　Zealand for a year 15 years ago,
when I thought that I had to know my roots and reality.
I wondered, who am I?what am I?why was I born in Japan?
I might think what is important wasn't related to my feeling of
"whether I loveJapan or not? "
Just I might think I had to understand my country, myself.
Maybe something like responsibility.
After studied abroad I was enrolled in the department of Japanese literature.

>>96
Your long post prevent me from reading your response.

I'm just joking.

The US is the best in the world.

If I say "I don't read your email if it has more than 3 lines."
to our customer, what will happen?

USA!USA!USA!

I have lived in japan for 15 years but I don't like at all.
Lately, I was fired by the company I worked
over 10 years. I though I was considered a
veteran and worked as it shoud be. I worked overtime almost
everyday and did a hell lot of
job in spite of fairy low sarally. But one day I had an
argument with my boss over several
projects I had been working on. He never understood my point
and got unbelievably heated to tell me he didn't
need me any more.
SO MUCH for japanese society!

I'm sorry to hear that.
But I think it depends on which company you work at.
If you can't get along with your boss, however you tried to, probably you can find another job.

In japan, Employees are company's dog.

work for a company, die for a company

but better than being a NEET and die for nothing

>>101
No offense, but you should go back to your country. You don't like Japan itself, right?? There's no point in staying here any longer if you have started feeling that way. It's just a waste of your life!
I'm thinking about living in the US or UK in the future but before that, I'm probably going to stay in each of these countries for a short period of time(like 1 to 3 months) and see what they are like.

>>105 lol

i mean work-life balance is important
moreover, self-employment is much better than employed by others

>>107
But it has risks...

read >>101 vertically and you will know what he really meant

I don't wanna work but somehow I have to do that in order to live...

Many Japanese people are not a risk-taker. Chicken

Nowadays, company doesn't secure your future though.
you should survive by yourself

>>109
!! I was fooled?! >_< What does it say??sorry I'm on my iPhone and can't read the hidden message lol

>>111
Too short-sighted. Ignorance is bliss.

I hate Japanese government.
They are like North Korea or even worse.

So what kind of things about Japan do you like??

>>112
I love japan

>>115 food

>>117
That makes sence

If you really love japan, you'd better know what's happening in this county. Government, education, media, politics, etc

Do research

>>116
Aha, thanks !

>>109
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One should avoid saying things like " go back to your country".
There must be a good reason why one's leaves one's country.
If you don't know why a person suddenly takes off, your words can be
insensitive and hurtful.
Also a person who is leaving their country is brave, very brave.
You must recognise that, and try not to be jealous of their courage.

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Japanese national soccer team is playing the game now

winter has come.
and I have a hard time because of hay fever...

>>122
Go back to your country's site. How long have you stuck to this thread like a parasite?
Creepy as hell.

It's getting cold these days.

>>109
oh I'm conned...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXmqnAHa4Vs

>>129
Don't put a link to such a disgusting video again you fag.

Each country has each good point. Feeling good depends on one's liking or nature and so on.
But I was surprised to see not a few people are vegetarian when I was in NZ. I wondered why?
Now I'm gradually catching it somehow with my getting older.
Nowadays It seems that my stomach is sensitive to foods.
Then Japanese food could supply many alternatives.
Like tofu, natto, many kind of mushrooms, konnnyaku, especially miso.....
But in western it seems I could choose just animal protein or vegetable in many ways.
Also it is said that higher incidence of colorectal cancer than Japan.
This is just my opinion. Only my opinion. I don't feel like hurting the pride of other nations.
But I'm suitable for living in Japan in the future.

>>129
Fuck you

Japan won, won, won and won!

they did it! yeah!

I'm fed up

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women's volleyball is exciting too
Serbia looks too tough for us though

Noda is bullshit!

>>133
AEON de won won won.
Point twice.
waon card splendid.

>>2
mee too ^^

有難う

>>19
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>>34
I want to be in Japan...............................

>>123
indeed

>>121
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>>136
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Hey sparky, calm down.

Where do you come from?

>>146
land of 馬鹿外人
North Louisiana w

>>147
are you Republican?

>>148
NO!

I am http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techno-progressivism

>>115
It's soo.... advanced.....

Imagine all the people
Sharing all the ass
you... you may say,I`m just oshiri
But I`m not the only one
I hope some day You`ll join our ass
And all arses will live as one

it`s cold as shit outside today
I shouldnt throw my coat away , i need the one now.

>>151
you are so gay...

>>138
Don't expect anything from politicians with DPJ.
They are all full of shit. He's just a puppet.

we can`t tolerate who agree with TPP.

I ain't do rape girls.that sucks!!!!

How do you say "通報しました" in English?

Reported

>>158
Thanks!!

>>157
I called the police.

I called 911. (U.S.)

I called 110. (If you're talking about Japanese police.)

How do you say "通報しま「す」た" in English?

>>161
At first I wanted to post using same expression.
But I think it's impossible to express it in English.
It has special nuance, isn't it?

>>161
I ﾞhasﾞ called the police.

just a little broken phrase

Fucked up

>>163
You want "have", not "has". "I have called the police."
Has means present-tense ownership, possession, or affection. Joe has two kids, the cat has a ball, the dog has fleas, etc.

Of course. He just guessed a broken one like 'he don't know'

>>165
I guess you has missed his point.

I suppose >>165 is a troll.

>>126 Go back to you meds. How long have you been hanging on
to this thread like a parasite? Creepy as hell...

>>126 In fact go back to your mother's womb.

You never deserved to be born at all.

Calm down. He's already gone

Meds? What's that?
Does it mean medicine?

Let's change the topic.
What will you do this weekend?

>>169
>>170
Bitch it's been ages since I've last posted here.
I never deserved to be born at all? Why is that? Explain.

>>173
I'm chatting here this weekend.
Do you have a plan this weekend?

>>174
Chill out just ignore them. Everyone deserves to be born

>>176
You're a hypocrite.
Don't play the saint.

>>176
Chill out? Why would I need to chill out when I'm not upset at all?

Ok ok, I won't say anything. The saint has a date so see you everyone! Have a nice day!

True. It's ridiculous to be upset with moron's words haha

>>176
dating with a girlfriend on saturday.. i'm posting on 2channel while others have a nice date.. orz

>>173
I'm just spending all the day right in front of the keyboard as usual.
I'm not a NEET, though.

>>180
Hey! You always say 'haha'
Those words really illiterates me!
Dont say that!

I'm just joking.

Nippon series!
I root for Hawks.

Root...hmm is this word popular?

>>185
I don't know.
It seems American spoken language.
From my dictionary.

>>183
agree

good morning
what's your plan for today?

>>182
Your post made me happy.

>>188
No schedule would force me to be here.

>>175
I have to study for exams...
I want to take more time to learn English if I don't have any exams.

>>188
Good morning
I'm going to meet my friend and do something with him. I'm happy that today isn't either raining or too cold

How about yours?

I have a lot of stuff to do but I'm not motivated to do anything at all.
I'm just being so lazy these days...

I've changed.
I've decided to support Drogons.
I can't manage to do Hawks.

>>193
Please don't say "I am lazy".

>>193
when I feel like i dont wanna do anything, i dont do anything and become lazy.
take a rest, take a nap, do netsurfing, or sit at a cafe and relax.
i do that for a day, a week or a month. then i can refresh and i can concentrate on my obligation next day.

that's what i do.

>>195
Cause indeed I am "crazy"

>>196
I appreciate that you shared with me how you deal with that kind of situation.
I will take a rest for a while and hopefully I'll get better soon!

>>194
I'm a big fan of Ochiai Hiromitsu.
For goodness sake, Don'T root for the Dragons cuz your bad luck will affect them.

Burn Dragons〜♪

ochiai fukushi is one of the terriblest sons in the world.

He is on the winning side.
I envy him.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/yukawanet/imgs/d/5/d50473c1.jpg

>>202
kawaeeeeeeeeeeee

>>202
sooooooo cuuuuuuuuute

>>202
looks yammy

>>202
unnatural... :O
nobody can explain the situation.

Ochiai fukushi is one of the most terrible sons in the world.

>>201
I don`t wanna be him ,but his wife is cute i heard so .
that is the only point i envy him .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEdZEB-wSKw
this is the detailed movie.

>>202
かわいい〜

>>202
Buhiiiiiiiiiii

>>207
Has he gotten married?
I didn't know that.

I'm now into Sand Roll Crunchy Peanut Cream.
It's cho tasty.

>>212
hm........seems to be yummmmm

I`m gonna eat takenokonosato from now on !

Ariel Rebel must be absolutely yummy! I want to taste her.

>>213
Takenokonosato is my favorite!
You make me hungry:)

Woke up just now.. I'm determined that I'm going to finish my essay today!! But lunch first.

What is your local time?

13.45 now

Oh, you've woke up late, haven't you?

Yep.. I was staying up late last night for an essay then woke up late.. I haven't got anything in the fridge so I have to go to get something to eat

UK?

Yes, I live in London
Still in the bed:p

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Cheers!!! But doesn't look delicious.. Rather disgusting..

just finished talking to asian on omegle
he is armenian . armenia is in next to Turkey

I was ashamed that i didnt know about the country well
and he also said to me that "maybe you don`t know my country "

>>223
I`d rather die if i must eat it happily
but if some anko were covered over that ...

>>223
I've said "eat it each other" to my ex-girlfriend
and she refused...

>>225
I've got a similar experience.. But it happens to lots of people. We aren't geologists

>>227
Oh have you? Me and my girlfriend often do it ;)

>>227
the girl is sleeping next to me in my room.

Are you talking about penis? So crazy...

I've just watched a show where athletes mostly football players gather
and talk. Some of them play in pro leagues overseas, such as Germany,
Italy, Holland, Spain.

They said that players in their teams all shaved their pubic hair and
they give them a wierd look when they find Japanese players don't shave it
in shower room after a game or practice, like "Why don't you shave your pubic hair?"

They say that it's for hygene reason. Is it common in your country to shave
all pubic hair? It's not trim or just cut short. All shaved.

I know porn stars overseas especially female ones shaved but am surprised
to know that even European football players shave pubic hair.

I find English skills here are advanced.
All of you write English very well

Intermediate, I think. But thanks

>>232
I also saw the program. Actually I thought it is reasonable for men and women to shave their pubic hair. But I like pubic hair of women. So sexy.

>>232
I have some experience similiar to them
shaving public hair drives yourself , not only your body but also your fetishism

anyhow , i love paipan , all of japanese girl must DO shave them ASAP
any opinions?

I have some experiences* similiar to them

shaving public hair drives yourself excited*

maybe i did missspell on another line though

>>236
No, all women shouldn't shave that. I like pubic hair of women very much.
Do you get excited when you see pubic hair?

>>238
excited to me and reminds me "AJINORI"
it makes me like a ED

told you , i like paipan .but i never suggest my gf to shave publichair once.
Im looking for pure paipain

I refered to "前スレ"
A)I look for pure paipan for 2 years.
B)Im looking for pure paipan for 2 years.
C)I`ve been looking for pure paipan for 2 years.

A is natural , both of BandC is not good and strange a bit . am I right?

How do you say "ネイティブの降臨きぼん" in English?

>>241
I think you can say "I wanna see native English speaker"
If you want formal expression, then you should say "I would love to see native English speaker".
But above is nearly nuance, I guess.

How does everybody think?

>>235-236
Thanks for your replies. I guess you are Japanese?
I associate shaving pubic hair with porn actors and actresses.
I'd like to know whether it's common for ordinary people (not porn actors)
in Europe to shave pubic hair for hygene reason as the football players
all said in the TV show.

>>126 >>174 You sound like you have severe PMT.
Annoying, like a nail scratching on a black board.
Destructive, loud and aggressive low-life people like you
never deserve to be born. They are a waste of earth's resources.
Are you happy with the explanation?
Do you want me to increase my dose of strong words?
No matter what, I would never be "vulgar" like you.

http://image.excite.co.jp/feed/news/Nationalgeo/Nationalgeo_2011111007.jpg
they are devouring the food scraps at Alaska, which may intimidate their life by the officials.
they are so cute and such a fact make me sad...

>>243 I guess most Japanese males are naturally hair-free, with the exception
certain body areas. I have seen some very interesting male hygiene management
photos on 2ch. Naturally smooth black hair looks good on really pale
complexion. Most Johnny's boy's have hairy legs abut recently they turned to
removal and or bleaching leg hair. They bleach underarm hair too!!!

I want to smell the boots of cute girls.

>>246
Yeah, Japanese (maybe Asian in general) aren't hairy. OKinawan tend to
be hairy though. Having said that, we have salons for men that specialized in making body
less hairy. They do laser hair removal on legs, face and arms and such.
http://www.tbc.co.jp/mens/epi/

Never seen Johnny's boys bleached underarm hair but I know Masahiko Kondo has no
armpit hair that's the way he is for some reason. Natural born no armpit hair even after
he became adult. He is in his forties and doesn't quit the agency. I heard somewhere he's one of the candidate for the next
president of the agency after Johnny himself.

>>244
Don't feed trolls.

>>243
yes, I`m japanese and very hairy around pokochin
No one else in this thread is as hairy as me
Mine is not so much public hair as Jungle

>>250
public hair XD

>>244
>>246
Lol, what a hilarious bitch.
Can you prove to me that I'm a destructive, loud and aggressive low-life person?
You're already "vulgar" for replying to me. :3

Japanese idol fantards easily get mad. She's a good example. :D

>>250
I'm hairy, too. My anal (around anal to be precise) is very hairy.
I can't use toilet without washlet. No matter how much I use paper and wiped
my hair around anal it's impossible clean it completely just by using paper.
So washlet is must for me.

TOTO! TOTO! washlet ! washlet!

Look at the language you use. Low life at its best.
Nothing would get me mad, even if I my Hard Disk Drive fatally failed
today.
Why would a single-celled organism get me mad.

>>250
so please up

>>257
after you !

>>256
＞＞if I my
Looks like you're so mad that you mistyped. XD

It's a small photo but you can see what I mean:
http://tinyurl.com/d4x87wx
Not bleached on this younger one
http://tinyurl.com/bunhkn4
Longer
http://tinyurl.com/d57w8kb

>>254
My anus is also so hairy. I have used toilet only if it has washlet for at least 3years.

>>259 thanks for correcting it but that doesn't stop you being a single-celled
organism.

>>262
Can you stop teasing me showing those gay pictures? :( It's disgusting.

BTW >>260 photo 2; do men in your country have such curvy thin waists;
how amazingly sexy. European men have unexciting log-like body features.

>>262 He is straight, I don't know about you.

OMG, she's talking to herself!!!

Read it again, I am referring to a photo in >>260 but you have the
mental capacity of an amoeba; it cannot be helped.

>>267
Lol, I never thought you'd take it so seriously. Don't be so mad. :)

I am not taking you seriously at all, just waiting for my back up to
finish. Silly person.

That's kawaii. XD

Yeah adorable

>>264
It's just that Asian are thin.

>>258
i am not confident of mine. because my genital is average jpnese size.

Yes but why are some Japanese men thin AND curvy? I don't see that
in Chinese or Koreans. It is a niche look that only exists in Japan,
I guess. I call it the post-metro-sexual "Kate Moss" look for men.

http://chiquita.blog17.fc2.com/blog-entry-6027.html

how do you think of the news?

202
So cute, but they look really fake

http://kobansearch.appspot.com/main?keys=%E8%8B%B1%E8%AA%9E

>>276
no that is in a zoo in thailand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wzhJLiCB0I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6cREv6CRGE

>>275 ewww so disgusting...

>>268
thanks for the links! Wow those pictures are not fake..The piggy sleeping the tiger's back is so cute ( ´ ▽ ` )

*on the tiger's back

I need HRT ><;

>>274
Why do you know about penis so precisely?

I don't understand the words'public hair'.
Could anyone explain it for me?

Public hair is Garran Du

My little brother commutes to kindergarten by so gay bus.

So gay bus www

>>285
It doesn't appear on my dictionary.
But google shows its meaning.
Thanks.

I think Japanese women tend to care for their hairs so briskly.
Shin hair, hircus, arm hair etc......
I think it may be a kind of grace.

I agree

To care for someone's hair establishes them cleanly.

European girls care their hair as well

Today's baseball match is in the evening........
Ah....I'm gonna work a little and watch men's figure skating.
How's Takahashi and kozuka?

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Hey, are you talking about inmou?
That is not public hair but pubic hair.

Hush!!

he noticed..

>>236
Hey ! You have a responsibility with that!
I got it wrong about it because you said 'public hair'.
It's pubic hair!

You should apologize to me!

but i think everyone spelled correctly except him..

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>>299
the one to blame is that paipan guy.
But I have a little fault too.
I'm sorry about that.

Pubic hair...the word sounds kind of embarrassing >__<

>>301
No no don't be sorry
I didn't meant to offend you
Just wrote what i thought

Still talking about pubic???

•••••••••••••••••

http://labaq.com/archives/51712603.html

These rock!

That's too much about pubic.

Hanryu is the most fantastic culture in the world.
It's the best world stream now!
Don't you think so?

no not at all

I wear colorful panties..... ^^

Such a nice weather today isn' it!?

>>309
up here

"make like a tree and leave"

Do you use "make like a tree and leave" to mean leave in daily conversation?
Is it an old fashioned way or nobody uses it?

>>309
You are teasing us. Let us see your panties.
Don't forget to shave before that.
And wear a pink skirt. Act like a girl, Ok?

Kotosyogiku appears

Hey! Don't change the subject!
Why does no one reply to me except one?

I'm waiting!

>>315
I guess we are not very interested in it.
If you really wanna talk about Korean stuff, You can go somewhere else like here.
Check this out.
http://uni.2ch.net/hanryu/

>>307
Hanryu is the most greatest culture in the world because all Korean people struggle to exaggerate their culture harder than people of any other countries.XD

>>313
CRAZY!~

If you trip to Korea, you need to be ready to be stolen money, cloths, and everything.
Women, be care for being raped.
Especially Japanese, take care of being beaten as soon as you land there and being spit into the dish at like restaurants.
Because they all hate Japanese. They have been educated to hate Japanese since young.
If you touch their things, you would be killed. "Hating Japanese, Killing Japanese" is all of the Korea.

>>318
What's crazy? You are the one who got us started. You are the one who teased us.
You are the one who wanted to draw attention by implying you'd show us your panties.
You are the one who crossed genders. You are the one who wants to become a girl.
You are the one who hates being a boy.

>>319
well, I have to say that that's sort of exaggerated.
I still don't like Korea as a nation but all the Korean people in the US were so kind to me when I was there and they are still one of my best friends.
I've never been to Korea so I'm not actually sure what would happen if I went there but lots of Japanese go there and come back without any problem.
Ofcource I don't like Korean people who are the way too agressive towards us, they are even dangerous as you say.
But we have to be careful not to become that kind of people too.
That's what I think. I'm not interested in Korean artists or something at all though.lol

>>321
agree, I met many Korean in the US. They are nice and smart.

>>320
おまえもな〜
wwww

so much for korean-talk

korean-topic*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp1BYzIVi0U

The video makes me happy. Really good to watch it.

I want the evil ちんちん to 死ね！！！！

>>326
i didn`t know his name correctly , but I have ever heared his nickname ,that`s agojin.
he and sam tui`s works are also good

i have a question
why does he love heart-logo so much ?he repaired every clothes he had weared?

>>328
Oh, I never pay attention to the heart on his shirt.
I guess that it is because he has the pure heart as he loves Disney.

I know he is called Agojin in NikoNiko, which is crazy.

Anyway, he is amazing. I like his performance.

I heard Hanryu should be a big trend in Japan .
But no one interested in it here.
That's weird.

>>330
I cannot distinguish the member of Hanryu bands. They don't have strong personality enough to excite me.

>>330
>a big trend in Japan
are you kidding me?

ordinary japanese don`t pay attention to thier works (songs,dramas,foods)

And they look as if they were produced in a industrial factory lol

>>330
Korean monkeys are desperate in their attempt to get a popularity in any countries.
They have no popularity and be omitted by most of all countries that's why they always lie many things.

>>330
Korean government has spent so much money on
advertising their Hanryu worldwide and Japanese
major TV stations are responding to it by intentionally creating
sensational "Hanryu" image on their programs.
A lot of TV personalities are mentioning Korean things on occasion,
sometimes unaturally suddenly.
News programs are picking up topics like "thousands of fans gathered to
welcome a Hanryu star at the airport" quite often, though such numbers
were mostly way too exaggerated.

The bottom line is, most Japanese are just uninterested.

all pretending! made by korean political strategy.
It's so kidding. fake, false, ridiculous.
all things are made by self-production of Korean government.
People standing in line for hanryu are all korean in Japan.
Korean authorities requests and ask to gather them around
as if it were already popular in the world.
Now that Japanese knows why hanryu looks popular, they have come to dislike them.

and do you know why korean government make such a all-pretended ridiculous things?
They mean to rule JAPAN.
They wanna crush all people and company and life and culture of Japan.
allmost all of Japanese are getting aware.

Japanese women's volleyball team is awesome.
They are beating Brazil now! Kimura Saori is amazing!

saori`s oppai is our dreams
brazil member`s cute asses too

I LOVE YOU SAORI!!
YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!!!

>>339
I don't like the Brazilian players' bodies. They are too slim. I like pocchari proportion.

>>323
What are you talking about?
You are so indecisive I find that frustrating. You should decide on living as a girl.
You seem to be wavering. You seem worried about your mom thinking you go overboard if you become a girl.
Don't just listen to her. Just listen to your heart. You have colourful panties, and that's because
you want to wear them and moreover to be precise you want to show them off. You are a girl inside.
Just follow your heart. There's somewhere on the internet your sexual orientation is accepted as it is
even if people in Louisiana roll their eyes at you. Don't follow a rule someone else has made for themselves.
That's not for you. You should do anything you like. Just wear the panties and stand in front of the mirror
and see for yourself what you really want to do. There's a girl living inside you. It's time for her to show herself.
Break the shell of the part someone else wants you to play. You can do it. Act like a girl. And make everyone admit you are a girl.

>>327
I understand.

You want to get rid of your dick in order to come near to being a girl.
Save up as much money as you can, so that you will undergo some kind of surgery.
You can be a girl.

One person I've come up with that I think you can follow: Haruna Ai.
Just search for the name, and you will find out she used to be a boy who suffer a lot
from what you are going through now. She used to be a boy like you are.
A boy can become a girl. You can learn a lot from her. Good luck.

I'll present my penis for all of this thread. So I have to cut it into at least 300 pieces.

>>344
You don't want to do that.

Don't interfere. Sparky has been seriously suffering from the problem.
The person should have been born a girl. Why does he look like a boy? It's just outside of him.
He looks like a boy but in reality is a girl. She doesn't need the penis. All he was supposed to be born with is a pussy.

Cute little tight pussy

My anus is so tight! Try mine!

>>348
Shut the fuck up!!!

ArghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI have screwed up

>>349
Let me bring you to the HEAVEN!

How?

>>352
You'll know at the moment your penis is in my incredible anus.

Chatting about PENIS after Pubic?

How's your tits? Are they already stuffed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvkFCECXw5Q

translating a song from Japanese into English is very difficult.

lyrics "nastu iro no nancy"
恋かな　Yes! 恋じゃない　Yes!
愛かな　Yes! 愛じゃない
風が吹くたび気分も揺れる　そんな年頃ね

how would you put these lyrics into english?

>>346
Oh.. I didn't know about that. I'm sorry for Sparky..

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I had a shower. Can I get closer?

Taiwan is friend of the world and Korea is enemy of the world.
べすとりがーど

文法的に考えると伝わるけど、どれも不自然だね
現地ではtake your part とかdo your partとか
すごくシンプルな言い方をしてるよ

誤爆すまん

I didn't know that Tully's offers 30yen discount if you bring your own tumbler.
30 yen off is a lot, ha?

pretty good deal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH1BTb_8JdQ&feature=related
What happened?

>>346
>>343
>>342
>>357

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I love you 2channel.....

http://www.sparky4.net/.crazyww.jpg

>>367
Oh, what happen?
Tres Bien!

I want HONYAKU-KONNYAKU of Docomo.

>>368
my panties....

old picture though w

Sparky wwwwww

>>367
Dirty...

Fuck that shit

>>370
Don't lie to the Dark Lord!
Where's your Big D between your legs?

Sparky is an examplar of Nekama,right?

>>283 I am talking about the male BODY not his PENIS.
Silly person.
Sillier than my HDD fatal error.

Watching Bemu?

>>377 I hardly have time to breathe. I watched a couple,
can't stand Kazuya crying. My maternal instinct kicks in I guess.

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Truthfuly, I haven't seen a whole episode. All I saw was only a flash of a scene.
A couple means Bemu and Bera?

I meant, a couple of episodes, sorry for not being clear.
I don't care much about the storyline.
All I do is adore his gorgeous looks.

Odd to ask you about the drama cos you are not in Japan, but does he change into some kind of monster in the drama?
In the original Bemu in the Anime he changes his form to fight demons.

What do you see in Kamenashi?
He's overrated because he belongs to Johnny's Agency, isn't he?

>>382 Yes, he and his companions change into non-human form, become very strong
and fight evil humans. Really silly storyline but thatis not the main point.
They want to be human. Without realising they are becoming more and more human
like. But because on teh surface they don't look human, they always get
mistreatde by idiotic humans.

>>383 What do you think I see? I want to know.

The audience rates of most of the dramas that starred Kamenashi in the past
was not satisfactory, but according to the Internet resource, the drama got off to a fairly good start
as far as I know. I have no idea what it means, though.

You guys are talking about Bem? Is it Youkainingen? I wanna watch it!!!

Seriously because you are a man, you cannot understand what women really
like. It is hard to explain it to you. Just like it would be hard to explain
what you see in high school girls dressed as maids.

I worked today. Very tired and my HDD gives bad sector errors.
Will cost me a fortune. And I am chatting to Japanese men who
naturally cannot understand my obsession with Kazuya at 02:00
in the morning. Good night you brave 2ch warriors .

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

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>>391
if you say so

>>391
Good job mate

No way! You are more like Nezumi otoko than Doraemon.

>>394
BTW if you call him Rat Man rather than Nezumi Otoko, that sounds much nicer doesn't it?
Sounds like a new American superhero.

>>395
What does Ratman have as special ability?

>>396
he is so good at peeping

Kakeshima is a slice of our territory.


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>>396
http://www.officiallyjd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/20100324_nhk_10.jpg

>>401
I have no idea why lots of Japanese people try to hide their bald like that. It's so weird.

>>402
His bald is not hidden completely.
The twisted hair is very weird and funny.
The hair design is avant garde.

>>391
http://viploader.net/pic2d/src/viploader2d700486.jpg

>>402
My hair is thin and the top of my head is gradually getting bald.
I've started wearing hats recently when I go out.
It's a terribly sad situation.

>>405
But do you plan to make a hair style like >>401?

Your Open QuestionShow me another ≫
I'm tired of being black?
blacks really cannot enjoy life
i wish that i were a white man
and i'm ready to give up on living

i hate being black, and wish that i were a handsome white man
so japanese women would worship me

black is at the bottom

blacks have the lowest iq, highest std, ugliest features
many sites prove it just look it up
i hate being black and i want to die

i may have a big dick, but who can i ****?
only ugly girls like blacks

i don't want black girls and honestly, black girls don't want me
i only like japanese girls

it's just what i like
japanese girls do not want black men
they like handsome whites and latinos
so yes, i want to die
i hate being black

if i were white, i would not be odd at all
i could get what i want whenever i felt like it

japanese girls love white men and latinos
anybody but blacks
i honestly hate being black
and i want to kill myself

i love my parents and my childhood was pretty ok
i just wish my parents would have aborted me
and i hope that all black children are aborted

i do not like other blacks
i hate black culture and i don't like black women or fat girls
so i don't hang out with blacks but i cannot get laong with other races
other races hate blacks, so i don't hang out with them

i have no friends.

we own or create nothing
low iq ugly

we have to be jealous of the superior races all of the time
life as a black person is just suffering
at any rate, blacks can't compete with whites

i might be happier in an all black country
but i'd probably die young because of aids, poverty, etc.
but at least i'd like ugly black girls
if i were born there, maybe i'd be happy　but i wasn't, so i won't be happy there
but honestly, i hate being around whites or other races

and i am not sexually attracted to black women or the ugly white and latina fat girls that date blacks
i don't get along with black people because i am not black-acting enough
and other races hate blacks, and i don't feel comfortable around them


i was never black enough and never want to be
i am not interested in socializing with blacks

black babies should be aborted
blacks should not live in this world

such a racist
fuck off

I can't believe this thread went so fast like Shinkansen.
Since when did this thread become too popular?

>>411
bald guys are popular here

>>409
and you remind me of this character
ttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtpawwuZI1qb15odo1_400.jpg

>>411
I don't know but it's not a bad thing that we can have a conversation here so frequently! :)

Very tired...
I guess I'll fall asleep at the moment I get into the bed.

Let me explain.
The reason why I gave her what money I had.

I don't get it

Me neither(-｡-;

here you are ( * )

give me money

>>419
this is for you ,it`s what you are looking for .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWZSz2oo89w

I'm drinking now.
Will you talk with me?

>>421
sure
what are you drinking?

>>422
Shochu.
I'm like an alcoholic
Are you drinking now?

hi
I am not good English, but I want to join
Can I join?

Me either.
I'm sipping a glass of sake right now.

>>423
no, I don't drink today cause I enjoyed drinking last weekend
I don't usually drink sochu but I wanna give it a try
what is your favorite one?

>>424
why not

>>424
You're always welcome

Whoever likes speaking English can join us

I wanna eat meat
Especially chicken

>>423
My favorite Shochu is Kuro Kirishima.
I know it is very famous shochu in Japan but I think it is very good.
Please try it.

>>424
Welcome!
Me too!
My English is so poor!
HAHA.

BTW I bought 4L sochu last week to save money.
Like DAIGORO you might have seen it somewhere.
But I have drank it almost all.
How foolish I am.
I think I should die soon.

>>430
I will
Thanks

Oh I just realized there are no ID.
You may know but I am >>421 , >>423

>>434
Don't worry we can tell I guess.
But I think it would be better if we could see our ID though.

>>426,427,431
Thank you for your generous welcome
Actually, I come here for the first time

BTW I can't catch English News at all.
How much TOEIC score is needed to catch English News?

>>435

yes, I agree.

>>436
Don't be shy!
Let's enjoy chat in English!

>>424
Everyone has to start somewhere!

>>437
You're not an alcoholic, you're a DRUNK!
Alcoholics go to meetings.

>>437
How much TOEIC score you got doesn't mean like how much you can understand English news or somthing I guess.
Even though my English score is more than 900(not that bad right?lol), still it's somewhat hard for me to catch up what a newscaster says.
But I know a lot of people whose TOEIC score is less than me but understand English news much more than I do.

I was supposed to say "less than mine"
my English is messd up now probably because I'm just drinking.lol

>>442
That's exactly right. Written tests, especially multiple choice ones, can't
gauge how fluent you are in the language. Meanwhile, even if you don't speak
English fluently and accurately, you can make Japanese people believe you are a
good English speaker. What's important here is how you can manage that.
Just learn from this example. There's a lot to think about.

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HU05V9HDHo

>>442
very interesting.
thank you.

>>443
Drinking too much would break your mental barrier that would make you feel uneasy
when making English posts, in a certain way. But don't get too heavily dependent on the power of alcohol.
Sometimes it ruins your life.

MOGI, he is monster . never trust him.
he is just baikokudo

>>439
Thank you!
I want to talk with you. but I have to go to bed, sorry.
Talk some time later.

see you, good night!
(日本語失礼。文法上間違ってたらごめんなさい)

>>448
No, don't. You aren't supposed to be in bed this early.
Just keep staying up and come up with something more interesting to talk about.

>>446
yeah I know what you mean
I know there are so many people who spoiled themselves because of drinking too much in history
I don't wanna be one of them
thanks though

Doesn't matter how fluent you are. Just tell us your favourite things or anything. Looking forward to talking with you again

How much do you drink a day?
Have you ever gotten so drunk you lost your memories when you got up?

I was never a big fan of test scores. That just measures how good you are at the test.
The real world is frequently very different from the test.

The only real way to learn something is to do it. If you want to learn English, try to use it.
You will make mistakes, but everyone else made mistakes too. Look at the way children
learn language - They start by imitating their parents, then move on to trying to
communicate. They don't know or care that they are making mistakes when they start.
The desire to communicate is more important than the risk of making mistakes.
If you want to do something, you just have to go and try doing it.
If you fail at it, then at least you know you tried and failed.
It's much better to try and fail than to never try and wonder how it would have gone.

>>452
Yes,I have often.
One day,when I got up, my girl friend was so angry.
I asked her the reason why you were so angry.
She said "Didn't you remember what you said to me yesterday!?".
I didn't remembrer at all.
And we broke up.
Regrets of my life always with alcohol. haha....

>>452
a can of 500ml of "the third beer"

any youjyo here?

Tens of thousands of shitty threads in 2 channel.

But I spend most of my time reading it.
Damn!!!

>>457
It's better than most of the crap they put on TV.
A thousand channels and nothing is on...

I am youjo

>>459
i want you to pee in front of me

>>371
wwww
>>375
wwww
>>411
wwwwww
>>424
ようこそ〜



http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13515736
ウゴツール
ugotsu-ru

is a cute program^^

↑Liar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ZkyN5W9bo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUUsBDswb8s&feature=fvwrel

>>452
I like liquor, but I seldom drink.
I want to try drinking too much and lose memories.

Every time I read this thread, I want to do Unko.

http://www.yurugp.jp/images/upload/125_PC.jpg
how do you feel about this ゆるキャラ ?
i think this character's face embody the severity of yubari city...

>>466
This is just a monster, not a yuru-chara!
How horrible and mad!

I have a stomachache ......

I'm not good at English.
So when I write a English sentence, I often cannot decide to apply what kind of 前置詞.
How did you guys understand the means of 前置詞？

There are some books focusing on prepositions. You may wanna find them on amazon and do as many problems as possible

>>469
I live abroad so I just mimic natives and then started feeling which preposition is correct

>>468
That sucks. Do they sell Pepto-Bismol in Japan?

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>>471
Me too
We don't think but feel do we?

Finally finished an essay!!! Hurray!

Is it about time to talk about chinko?
It's show time.

Let's Go Fever Time!

This!! Is!! My diiiccccck!!! 15cm!!!!

tiny

I know.. But I'm confident! Look at mine!!!!!! 15cm!!!

>>480
I don't care about your tubifex (a kind of worm like a string)

>>481
My lovely small warm!

Worm, sorry!

Oh.. Crazy warm.. Close your zipper!

i think 15 cm is big enough for japanese isn't it?

>>485
Really?? Look at my lovely big worm!!!!

>>486
i actually don't know because i don't have mine
im covering my eyes now

Maybe the size of your **** is average.

>>487
Are you a girl?

Suck my dick

>>489
yes i am
nice to meet you

>>491
Lick my dick!!!

>>486
It doesn't matter about your tapeworm (a kind of worm lives in your ass).

You are really a show off.

I don't want to call it worm. it's my pal.
My pal used to be very vigorous when he was young.
He would get excited whenever he saw a girl's naked body.
But these days he always keeps putting his head down, so I sometimes have to console him forcibly.

There are times when I can't catch even Japanese.
So I believe I would not be able to catch English. orz

>>495
what is your first language?

>>494
What are the chances.
My son has been with autism for several years too.
I'd like you to get any friends to him?

>>496
Japanese

Can Supporters who went to N.Korea come back to Japan?

>>499
I'm not sure.
Two or three persons might disappear.

>>500
> disapper

Scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

they can teach Japanese to the North Korea agents though

>>502
The annual income is less than 50,000 yen, I guess.

I pay 50,000 yen for my apartment every month orz

http://www.dotup.org/uploda/www.dotup.org2265213.jpg
it's kind of beautiful

>>505
It's very kimui.

I feel a little slack.
I might catch a cold.
And I have a pain in my back.

>>507
Take care.

>>507
Come, speed yourself. Rush into my open arms, so I can hold you
tight and will never let you go. I'll take you where you should go.
Me? I am the doom, by the name of the reaper. gringringrin...

>>508
You are too nice, Mr.goody. Hey, join us. Cmon let's go!

>>505
The audience is used just as cogs

I am praying that Referee can return to his country safely.

Fuyu-shogun has come over japan !!
oh , the news makes me eat warm food
any nabe-shogun here?

>>508
Oh,thank you so much.
>>509
That's terrible!
Give me a break!

nabe-bugyo here

ero nabe-bugyo?

i have a terrible stomachache...

I`m gonna eat some persimmon from now on

>>516
you should hold a gero-bukuro ,it will help you vomit comfortably.

>>518
can you bring one to me?

i cant move. I'm in bed..

Is nabe-shogun greater than nabe-bugyo?

I don't caare!
All we need is to have a nabe party!

>>522
What type of nabe do you want to eat?
I want oden now.

let's have yami-nabe party.

I haven't participate in yaminabe party.
But I don't wanna do it.

me neither but it might be fun.
most likely a disaster though

my favorite is soy milk one.

I think The Japanese ...... are ....Techno-progressive

What do you mean?

>>529
.....
Japan is technophile?

techno-cut hair style is "wasei-eigo" , isn`t it?

I'm against TPP
No reason

>>532
????

Sparky, are you girl？

Is there a native speaker here who's willing to answer my questions about English?

go ahead

Fuck geek
You know me

I didn't know that we must not praise same sez people's features in America.
it's a culture shock. we often say "you're Ikemen""he's Ikemen"or something.
its really sad. you americans are sick

Go ahead

*same sex

I mean male

>>534
mentally by default.... yes

>>535
I am poor at english even though i speak it nativly

>>538
I am not American....

ohh damn........

I get shocked if I see an ikemen.....

i love this thread all the more because there are so many hentai and goodlooking girls

>>543

Ware R U FroM? Canada? or Britain??

Its same in your country, Righ???

>>545
四葉の芽
>>544
CRAZY!

I thought sparky is Japanese who lives in America..

SICK!

>>546
Wha???

>>545
with English influences
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxzT3_Yu99o

sparky`s omanman peropero-!!
i respect her all the more for her eros

>>547
wwww
I am mentally Japanese... (culturew)

>>550
CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!1!11!!1!1

HENTAI！

>>551
What is your nationality?

>>539
Thanks..

>>542
You sound quite reserved.

Let's see.. Then just one for now..

Satisfying VS satisfactory
I've looked them up in my English dictionary, but I can tell the difference between them.
I'd be pleased if you gave me sample sentences where they are properly used and
explain why.. Thanks in advance.

I *can't* tell

Sorry.

>>553
CULTURALLY OR LEGALLY?
ww

>>556
Legally

>>556
im curious too. because i thought youre japanese or amarican.

>>557
私はパナマ共和国人とアメリカ合衆国人です〜。
(manually typed)

and
四葉の芽人
http://www.sparky4.net/+4/

>>558
I want to be 日本人とパナマ人

>>559
Oh rebublic of panama and America ? Cool

http://geo.flagfox.net/?ip=69.247.181.80&host=www.sparky4.net

My server's location.

>>561
I reject USA culture

USA has no culture....

and created my own....

>>562
Oh you don't have to post your details. I didn't mean to doubt if you're really from America . Just wanted to know about your nationality sorry

>>563
Hahaha your personality is japanese-like!自虐? Don't know the English word lol

>>564
I am ashamed of アメリカ合衆国.....

I live in the UK and I'm proud of this country. I'm 100% japanese though lol

>>565
自虐........

CRAZY

>>567
UK = GOOD! (^^)b

>>569
Come to my country:D

>>570
I am going to 日本 1st w

Ill visit UK soon w

>>549
????????????????????
ya mug

>>571
Waiting for you Sparky!

I'm not going back to Japan for a winter holiday.. Miss Japanese food!!!

i am interested in the uk more than the us. how is the life there?

America is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>575
いいえ

I am baka gaijin w

I wanna live in both.
After that I could judge which I prefer.

>>574
I chose the UK because I wanted to learn British English. I enjoy myself here in London very much:) Someday I wanna go to America!

I can speake Nihon-Go English.
It's enough.

>>579
that's good! i like british english too because of harry potter and want to go there someday. are you student?

>>579
How British English is different from American English?

>>582
Pronunciations, spellings, accents.. Many things are different.

In Tokyo-Japanese and Kansai-Japanese,
Pronunciations, spellings, accents.. Many things are different.

Hey,everyone how's it going?
Recently, I have been studying English
so,It is for the first time I write in This thread
If I manage wrong words and grammars, I'm sorry at the time.

>>585
ようこそ〜

>>584
Yeah, that's the same as the UK and the US. Languages are very interesting.
British English might be like the Kyoto direct :P

In America, there are also many different dialects.
For instance, people in Boston speak very fast and as if they are angry.lol

Oh yeah England as well. But British english and American English are very different. I prefer BE but AE is also cool! When I went to NY, a guy said that BE sounds dorky orz

>>589
no offence, but I used to think that British English sounds like so gay.lol

>>583
i see thanks. I want to study queens english in japan. do you have any idea?

>>590
OMG do you think so? I've never thought about it .. But yeah, England is the country for gays! I'll tell my friends what you said tomorrow lol

>>591
Maybe BBC would help you. You can listen the UK radio online. Or watch British DVDs

To

>>592
Are you gay?

>>595
Nope.. But gay people often like me.. I can't go to the place which gay people get together:(

>>593
thank you! i'll try.

The interesting thing is that their English is also different from each other depending onn which social class they belong to.

>>598
I was interested in Cockney but my English teacher said no because it's rough and spoken by working class people in the east.. I don't care though

Hi, I'm lesbian.

Now I fall in love with woman who is 7 years senior to me.

>>600
Hi, is she gay too?
If she is, why don't you make love with her.

>>600
I wish I had a lebian girl friend....

>>600
That doesn't matter.
I'm fed up with it.
I ask you to disappear from here.
And you're just an ugly Nekama.

>>603
me?

wwww

>>604
Actually,what's your Touden 84.2% ?
I don't understand about it.

>>605
just google "2ch 電力表示"

>>581
When I first met a pen friend from Japan who was learning English, she
insisted on meeting at the Elephant House café in Edinburgh just because
it was where some of Harry Potter was written...

>>582
They were a lot more similar before 1830. Noah Webster, an American academic,
decided the English language should be made simpler and easier to learn. He
was also a hardcore nationalist, and wanted to weaken the ties between the UK
and America, and figured an overhaul of the language would do that. Many of
his changes are in use today. In British English, we say "colour, traveller,
analyse". In American English, it's "color, traveler, analyze". That's just a
basic example, but many words follow that format. However, there were some
words that weren't adopted. He tried to change "tongue" to "tung", and "women"
to "wimmin", for example.

British English, even English English, has many dialects and accents. There are
some places nearby where I can barely understand what people are saying.
ttp://youtu.be/oSHHbfY6MVc

We know but thanks!

>>607
It's really interesting. I didn't know the history of how American English developed.
And I'd like to know how British people think of American English.
Some Americans say that British is cooler, while I think it's so hard to understand.
Do you guys easily understand American English? Do you think it's cool?

>>607
Wimmin is phonetically more correct than women, isn't it?
I hope Noah Webster would have made English easier to learn..

There are few people here tonight.

>>609
Mmm.. In England they think American English is vulgar and not sophisticated. I guess British people are so proud of their history and language.
I chose the UK because I wanted to study Queen's English but I don't like how British people think of Americans. Of course British people are very nice but some of them are snobbish.

>>609
American English is hard to understand for me as I've been in England for ages and have got used to British. I understand British films but not really Americans.
American English is more known by people and the US leads the world so I feel I should study American as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwldDW8P_NQ

WWWW UK

>>614
Don't insult my country.. Orz

>>609
Most people here don't really care that American English is different to
British English, but there are still some who, as >>612 says, are proud
of their history and culture and see American English as a threat to
British English, and wish to preserve what they see as "true" English.

However, it's difficult to define what true English is, as English itself
is a language made of other languages. Britain has been invaded and has been
home to many cultures over the past couple thousand years. The Celts, Gauls,
Angles, Saxons, Romans, French and Vikings - each bringing their own language
and integrating it into what was there. Even once the invasions stopped, the
language has evolved so much that it's almost unrecognisable from what it was.
In my opinion, the closest thing to "true" English is actually Icelandic.

Anyway... we watch American films, have American TV shows, and are generally
able to understand American English perfectly fine, though some accents from
the South can confuse us a little.

I can't write on 2ch from my pc.
When I try to write, it says im denied.

I don't know why ><

>>617
So ... You are writing through your mobile phone?

I like busty woman.
But too big boos are not attractive.

I have H cup
But I'm sorry I'm not a gay

>>616
Oh I noticed your name is 'English' just now! Do you live in England? I live in Lindon. Nice to meet you:D

London not Lindon.. Sorry

>>616
My acquaintance who lived in England used to say difference between American's first floor and English's it.
He seems to proud to live in England.
He behaved like England gentleman in Japan.
Therefore he did seem a bit odd from our eyes.
I recalled it to read your an article. :-)

>>623
I forgot to write below.
My acquaintance is Japanese.
Therefore he was a bit odd.

Now I know I was acting odd in NY.. Maybe they thought my English was posh and I wasn't nice. I had to keep the word as 'When in Rome, do as Romans do' in my mind

>>621
He has lived in several countriees, as he grew up.
He's been in this thread quite a long time, maybe more than 5 years or so?
He posted more often in the past but he's been busy with a regular 9 to 5 job
and have far less time to post here. When he was self-employed and work at home,
doing a webdesign or something, he posted more often here.

We have lost contact with him before, that's why in >>1 there's a description like this.
"Let's hope Igirisu-jin and the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon! "
Internet-addicted housewife was another person who posted often here.
Due to 2ch's denial to access from overseas and other unknown reasons,
she's gone for ages now.

Igirisu-jin himself has been banned by 2ch in the past since 2ch banned access from overseas as
I explained above. Somehow there seems to be no problem with posting from UK.

Sorry, Igirisu-jin, if you feel eerie because I sounded like an online stalker or something, which
I am not. I omitted Russian girl (professor) on the train part, Kitano Takeshi part, and your enthusiasm to
COOL TAK and Noriaki and Ryoko Hirosue part.

>>626
Wow. Apart from Igirisu-jin, I'm surprised that this thread has been existing for more than 5 years!!!!!!
I'm quite new here only for a few weeks. Sorry I might have asked repetitive questions.
Just wanted to share the information with him because I live in the UK and interested in 2chan. Anyway nice to meet you everyone again;)

>>627
Welcome aboard!

>>626
Are overseas posters still supposed to be banned?
I know a few of us slip through the cracks...
I like to think if I behave myself, nobody will think I'm worth banning.
(It would be nice to be able to post from home, though.)

>>621
Nice to meet you too! I do live in England, but the top part, near
Newcastle (Darlington, to be precise). I haven't been to London for
a couple years. Are you studying English as a subject, or something
else and self-learning English? Please don't worry about questions,
I'm sure most people here don't mind, as this is a great place (sometimes)
to practise English.

>>623
You're right, that's another difference between The US and the UK. When
we enter a building, we call that floor the "ground floor", and the next
one up is the "first floor". In the US, the entry level is usually the
first floor, with the next one up being the second floor. I'm glad that
your acquaintance enjoyed living here! These days, it's rare to find even
English people who follow the stereotype of being an English gentleman.

>>626
It would only be creepy if I saw you taking photos through my window, don't worry.
Sometimes I wonder what Cool TAK does these days... only seen that one song of
his. Still a self-employed web developer, but just not posting so often because
my ISP is still under a blanket ban. I'm using a Japanese VPN to post right now,
which also comes in handy for playing JanRyuMon mahjong online.

nothing is as clean as my kintama.

GIVE UP VS GIVE UP ON

what's the difference?

>>629
I don't know much about IP? or Hosting? But I have been banned once before. Not sure it was oversea address or not though.

>>630
Nice to meet you! I study at college at the moment. Never been to Newcastle but heard that area is beautiful!

>>632
スレッド立てるまもない質問スレッド part250　
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1320822085/

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Guys , what part of woman body do you like the most?

Bust, hip, eyes or else?

>>636
Face comes first! Then.. Legs, boobs and bum.

Are there any native speakers?
Or are everyone here Japanese?

>>635
Setsuko, that's not snow, but a cosmic stone.

>>636
pussy

I guess there are no native speakers now. But a couple of natives often come here.

>>641
I am a native speaker.

>>642
How do you find here?
I think high Japanese level is needed to find here.

>>642
Oh sorry I didn't know. Where are you from? You might have introduced you many times:P

>>643
It's not really that difficult. I heard about a "Chat in English" thread, so I looked up 2ch on Google, clicked a few links, and found "ENGLISH" on the left side.

>>644
I'm from various places in the USA. I was born in Texas, but I've lived in multiple other states. I haven't really introduced myself on here, just answered a few questions.

>>645
Texas!!?? That's my favourite place in the US! I haven't been there yet but want to drive on the long way there just like the road movies!!!

>>577 T_T I love America, just as you love japan !!!

So, there are some native speakers, bilingual Japanese, and English lerners.
How cool! I love this diversity! :)

>>645
Do you know Texas Daddy?
We can see him on YouTube.
He is famous in Japan.
And he really like Japan.

>>636
nape, armpit and so on

I heard that Texas is very unique and different from other states.
They carry a shotgun when they go out and they can kill people if someone come into their house or even just their yard without permission.

I

>>629
I don't know if 2ch still bans posts from overseas. But sometimes I see a KG2ch's post
where only "test" is written in comment field, so I thought she was checking if her new trick
to post here is working that way.

It's not your behavior or anything. It seems like 2cn randomly bans post from overseas... Not sure though.

>>630
Oh, is that right... You said you are doing marketing when we talked about sound qualities of Walkman and iPod, so
I thought you changed job from web developer to marketing. It's strange that almost no info about COOL TAK.
I was curious and have searched for some info of him but in vain. Almost no info of his and the video, how the song was made.
Mysterious...

>>630
I heard how the English pronounce "schedule" sounded so snobbish to Americans,
that when the English were in the US, they pronounced it the way Americans did.
Was that true?

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/news23vip/imgs/7/8/7817300d.jpg
figure skating is entering a new era.

Hi, I have a video and picture for you today. Both show how stupid English is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjeoQ8gRmQ

http://img.ie/15920.jpg

Good luck learning it. I don't know how I'd understand English if I wasn't a native speaker.

>>655
Who is this old man? I like this video it's funny.
English is the way too difficult because of these weird spellings...

>>654
Oh! Pile driver!

http://contents.oricon.co.jp/upimg/news/20111118/2003836_201111180449864001321542053c.jpg
how can we think him as doraemon ?

>>658
he loos like Jean Reno

>>654
Problem is success or not.

>>658
A moment before I read an article in Yahoo news that reads he plays Doraemon in Toyota's
commercial. Maybe that's a shot from the CM.

http://contents.oricon.co.jp/upimg/news/20111118/2003836_201111180451987001321542053c.jpg
http://contents.oricon.co.jp/upimg/news/20111118/2003836_201111180452218001321542053c.jpg
(´・ω・｀)

im a creep

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Anyway, I might be disappointed with the poorness of Dragons batting lineup.
Why Blanco? Why Wada?
You should be powerful batters.
I wanna say this.
More shine WADA!

Are there the people who have "English grammar in use"?
I want to know about it.

>>666
I do. It's useful
I'm going to bed soon I haven't got time sorry
Somebody else might have it

I want to brush up score on TOEIC exam.

I like music.
RADIOHEAD is so cool!
Their music makes me smile.

>>666

I had it. I know the blue one and the red one.
It seems that the difference is the difficulty of the words that they have.
In fact, the explanations of grammar are the same as each other.

sparky4....

want's too look like a cute.... メヂオ

>>666
Is that the one that is published by Oxford?? I don't have grammar in use one, but another of the same series.

r>>666

I have one.it's highly recommended.
I think that the series is the best out there.

You can see customer reviews on amazon. There are lots of useful reviews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_med9ePBfc
I love this music....
アリガトウ日本〜

>>666
Morning
I've got 3 books including 'English grammar in use'

Japan is coming back from the earthquake disaster!

Japanese comics are so interesting.
My favorite is the one high school guy becomes basketman.

>>676
!!!!
yay!

>>662
I wonder if Jean Reno knew what Doraemon is.

http://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/8118187#8118263

Imagine having Chisame tied up infront of you. You pull off his silk lace panties that obviously came from an expensive lingerie brand and start to gently rub the flaccid penis and fondle his balls, all while hes cursing you.

Once his cock involuntarily hardens, you gently peel back the foreskin, and start to gently lick the glans and foreskin while you continue to work the shaft and balls. Pretty soon, pre-cum starts oozing out despite Chisame's protests.

Carefully using the pre-cum as lubricant, you switch to one hand rubbing the glans
and foreskin and the other hand alternating between his shaft and balls.
You can tell Chisame is close to cumming now, he's stopped swearing at you and is
trying to hold back his moans and his hips are twitching involuntarily.

Now for the finishing touch, you take your hand off his erect, twitching cock,
put it into your mouth, clamping around it tightly with your lips and start a
sucking motion as your tongue wraps around the glans and presses down on it,
being careful to keep your teeth away.

With a loud, stifled moan, Chisame arches back, his cock pulsing as the semen
rushes out into your waiting mouth. You make sure to fully taste and savor every
sweet drop as he collaspes back into the chair, panting with his still erect cock
twitching in your mouth.

He probably expects you to stop for the moment now, but why would you? You
continue to suck and lick on the cock in your mouth, except with the glans being
incredibly sensitive after orgasm, it brings more pain than pleasure. Chisame's
protests reach a new height and he struggles again to break free of his bonds as
you strive to milk out every last drop of semen from his cock.



気狂い！
ｍｏｏｏｏ！

nothing to do?

>>680-682
CRAZY!!!!!!!

>>684
CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good night
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／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

>>680-682
Use short sentence!!
I can't read such a long sentence.

>>687
Do wet her Omeko plenty. Then insert your erection Musuko to there.

Good night
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　　（ ･ω･）
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

>>687
It's pornography, don't worry about it.

Finally couldn't sleep at all.....

hi,good mornin!. but I'm sleep.

Do you have favorite member in AKB48?

Nah..

>>693
I draw everyone's stares.......Mayuyu〜

I'm not so interested in AKB, but living in Japan I can't completely shut them out
from my life. They are more often featured in lots and lots of stuff than others
because of commercial reasons...
Anyway, Mayuyu... Yeah, I know about her a little. Don't know much like how she is
and what she likes and what not.
Anyway, isn't she called Ramimi in the sports and showbiz board of 2ch?
What do you find attractive about Ramimi?

>>696
I don't think Mayuyu looks like Ramirez.
I think anyone who calls her Ramimi is anti-AKB or anti-Mayuyu.
Her attractive is very good looking,smile,voice and character.

>>697
I don't know about her character. She's nice at least in public, huh?
And each person has their tastes for looks, so I don't say anything against your opinion
about that.

AKB freaks tend to get their CDs more than one everytime their CDs comes out. You?
I can't believe 1 million copies of their recently released single CD were sold within the day it's sold.

>>698
I understand your notion.
But AKB boom is actually coming though I think it is not nationwide but regional.

Hi, everyone. Long time no see.

Yesterday, when I went to workplace where I did parttime job at, I had lunch at
Freshness burger. Below is the day's my lunch.
http://twitter.com/?photo_id=1#!/mrumechildren/status/137531527503425536/photo/1

As I mention above URL, the fruit burger was so fuckin' bad taste! Mango in the burger
kills the deliciousness of the burger. I should've chosen another burger...

I think this fruit burger will be the worst food I ate in this year.

>>700
Which do you like better the one you ate or KBQ?

By the way, does anyone know KBQ stands for?
It has a lot of rumor about it.
It's very interesting.

>>700
That's too bad...

>>701
I think KBQ stands for Korean Barbecue(BQ)
Are there many rumor about KBQ name?
I didn't know that.

Are there like 2ch board English edition?

>>703
Some Japanese think it's a term of discrimination against Japan.

Can you get the idea?

It's really funny.

>>704

4chan.org is the closest match. It uses 2chan.net's code for most boards, but it has text only boards which use 2ch.net's code.

>>700
I have known at last why your name is umechi.

BTW
I am surprised to watch OLYMPUS news in Aljazeera TV.

>>706
Thank you!
I amazed at that site is existing.

>>704
no

>>706
English BBSes are very bad

>>708
I needs to 死ね

>>706

4chan is fucking great！thanx!

>>707
Tell me why his name is Umechi? I have no clues.

>>709
Hey Sparky!
You're so cute!
But you have some mental disorder or something?
You seem unusual.

Why no one doesn't make 2ch English edition?
I think if someone make it , can earn much money like Hiroyuki by means of affiliate.

>>713
It won't run properly.
A style of 2ch is for Japanese.
Japanese prefer anonymous to real name.
But foreigners are the other way around.

In the contries other than Japan, people use Face book.
Is the site like 2ch not required?

>>715
I agree

Does anybody know Random chat
Its a iPhone app
And I met so many horny guys and they send me their c***k. That makes me feel bad.

>>717
That sounds a lot like Chatroulette.

wwww

Oh, Chatroulette, I knew now by googling.
It does not fit us Japanese.

>>710
no it's 糞

>>712
*^ω^*
Servere A.D.H.D.


>>713
One exsisted along time ago...
It was called world2ch

>>715-716
????

>>717 CRAZY

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http://www.iza.ne.jp/images/user/20090810/574440.jpg

>>713
I don't think so.
Because too few people in Japan speak English.
Believe or not, even a bunch of teachers of English can't speak English.

>>711
My guess is that Umech means good tasting seeker.

06:11:07 Bob | They're Japanese │
06:11:10 Bob | Your people.


？！

>>725
私は日本人です〜。。。。

>>726
If you are Japanese, you must love Hinomaru-bento.
You know what I mean?

What the hell is going on?
You better stay in the bleary state of Louisiana.

>>727
looks yummy
>>728
wwww オマエガナ〜

>>729
hey sparky! Are you writing in "same sex love board " too？
Coz I found a person looks like you.

A person who wanna be a girl and loves girls but physically he is a man.

You should be contained in The Pelican State.
American people would feel ashamed if someone like you were let loose around the world.

Are you going to put some silicon into your breasts?

>>729
What kind of guy do you like?
Macho guy?
Smart guy?
Bespectacled guy?
What if some boy, who also like boys, ask you out?
Do you accept him? Or do you ruthlessly turn him down?

I aint shake ass n act like this
How can I do that
Somebody helps me
Y r u here?
R U geek?

Hey y'all
Cum is mine crooks was lying wiz my fuckin side
btw I'm geek so I'm here 4 u
I like playing baseball cuz its so exciting that I can be dick and goldenball !!
Who'd be wiz me?????
Try contact me or u r gonna do fuck her
And u gonna be arrested by police
This is last shit
God bless y'all

I've just waken up. And I can't seem to fall back to sleep.
Want to kill time?

Messy english

What do you mean, Messy English?
I only know about Messi the best football player in the world.

No meaning
I made it

Do whatever you want!

Thanks, but I don't know what I want here.
Any suggestion?

Thanks!

Maybe you can show your dick here

Don't cut across me.

>>744
I don't wanna be banned.

Not only you who talks

>>729
You passed as Japanese! We can survive any hardships with the bento, right?

Ariel Rebel, Tiffany Star, Evelyn Lin, and there are many more!
I really like their tits and pussies! They are all yummy!

my anul is shinning

Hi

fuck

Pull the lever below the seat encircled by the red line.

Can you let me know who's the most interesting bloggers in the English speaking communities?

Final match of Baseball Japan series will be held today.
Which team will you cheer?
I'll cheer Dragons with beer.

Do you have a recommended gravia idol?

>>755
I'm afraid I'm no fan of either of the teams, but if I have to choose, Dragons.
It's because Soft Bank is considered to win. I tend to be in favor of weak teams
because of financial power.

>>756
Check out Ariel Rebel. She's definitely both cute and hot.
You'll be happy you did.

>>756
Ai Shinozaki
She is a fantastic girl.
http://2ch.at/s/20mai00486051.jpg

Speaking of which, where has Riah Dizon gone? I know she got a divorce but
then what? Is she not active in the show biz world because she had a baby?
No more semi nude shots?

http://twitter.com/#!/ArielRebel
Her twitter!

>>758
Thank you I'll check.

>>760
ttp://ameblo.jp/leahdizon/
This is her official blog, but it seems to be stopped now.
The last update was on August 25th.
Anyway, according to it, she's been attending school for acting.
She'll be back as an actress, I guess.

Good morning.
I'm sleepy...

Hmmmmmm...

>>711
Look at his twitter shown.
A hint is there.

>>733
no they will be grown naturally with HRT w
>>734
I will do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15fFRp7sRfo

>>748
YES

これが反日マスコミの編集による矮小化
176 ：七つの海の名無しさん：2011/11/17(木) 21:57:56.45 ID:gClQt5ed
【重要】　ブータン国王の演説の報道は、重要な部分がことごとく反日マスコミにカットされて報道されています

「世界史において、かくも傑出し、重要性を持つ機関である日本国、（その）国会の中で、」　→★全部カット

「ブータン国民は、常に、日本に、強い、愛着の心を持ち、何十年もの間、偉大な日本の成功を　→★全部カット
心情的に分かち合ってきました。」

「日本は、当時外国の領地（植民地）であったアジアに、自信とその進むべき道への自覚をもたらし
以降、日本のあとに続いて世界経済の最前線に躍り出た数多くの（アジアの）国々に希望を与えてきました」　→★全部カット

「日本は、過去においても、現代においても、世界のリーダーであり続けます」　
「このグローバル化した世界において、日本は、技術と革新の力、勤勉さと責務、強固な伝統的な価値における模範
であり、これまで以上にリーダーにふさわしいのです。」　→★全部カット

「世界は、常に、日本のことを、大変な名誉と誇り、そして規律を重んじる国民、歴史に裏打ちされた誇り高き伝統を持つ国民、
不屈の精神、断固たる決意、そして秀でることに願望を持って、何事にも取り組む国民、知行合一、兄弟愛や友人、
ゆるぎない強さと気丈さを併せ持つ国民、であると認識してまいりました」　→★全部カット

「他の国であれば、国家を打ちのめし、国家を打ち砕き、無秩序、大混乱、そして悲嘆をもたらしたであろう事態に
日本国民の皆様は、最悪の状況下でさえ、静かな尊厳、自信、規律、ここの強さを以って、対処されました」　→★全部カット

他にもカットシーンがたくさんあるので、　ブ−タン国王陛下の演説 　をyoutubeで検索してください

>>768
Why does Japanese media sometimes edit the important contents?
It doesn't make sense.

Spaki you are not Japanese

I'm a foreigner currently living in Japan teaching English, and I dearly wish that my students had English ability half as good as most of this thread.

>>771
I guess there are many Japanese people here who used to live in the US.

｡◕‿‿◕｡

>>769
Because Japanese media is just ducky.
I think it actually broke Japan.

>>772
Yea my students are 中学生 so they've had virtually no English contact, bar me.

>>775
Do you speak Japanese too?

English teacher who doesn't speak Japanese is crap.

Because not to ask in Japanese is really inconvenient.

>>776
well, but if they can speak Japanese as well, their students will rely on their Japanese and they won't improve their English so much.
The reason why I could improve my English a lot when I was in the US is because nobody around me could speak Japanese.

But if they live in Japane, I want them to lean Japanese, though.

>776
>777

I can speak some Japanese, conversational, but my grammar is very bad. I've only lived here about 4 or 5 months.
Even so, I rarely if ever speak to kids in Japanese. I'm here as an English teacher (well, ALT so not a "real" teacher - I only ever do team teaching with a Japanese teacher)
I know enough Japanese, for instance, to read and understand the worksheets the students get, and help with it. I probably couldn't write this post in Japanese perfectly, though.

I really, really want to learn Japanese properly, though.

>>778
maybe 2ch can help you out.
but if you learn Japanese here, I'm sure your Japanese will be fucked up.lol
so the best way to improve your Japanese I think is to hang out with Japanese people a lot, ofcource in Japanese.
It's gonna take a lot of time until your Japanese will get fluent, but it's worth trying.
That's what I did when I was in America.
I hope you enjoy living in this country by the way.

I work with Japanese people, all the teachers around me are Japanese, and I live in the middle of the Inaka.
2ch Japanese... well, would probably help me pick up slang or something at least.
I do read 2ch, but rarely try to post anything.

Don't say such a thing. Post more at ease.

BTW do any native speakers here use a 2ch browser like Jane, BB2C, 2cmate, stuff like that?
If you don't, just google those words and they will help you a lot when you wanna check this thread or post something.

>>778
I guess you're good teacher .
Some foreign people who live in Japan think they don't need to learn Japanese unless they teach English.

If I were an English teacher,I'll make one of students my girl friend.

If I had been an English teacher,I would have made ...

>>783
Personally, I don't see how living here and not speaking Japanese could be possible.
If I couldn't speak any, I don't think I'd be able to talk to anyone here. The area I live in has very, very few English speakers.

>>786
don't you feel like isolated?

>>787
Sometimes, but I also find it fun and good for learning the language.
I have my computer, games, internet etc. here so it's not like I'm completely isolated.
I'm also about an hour's drive away from a couple of big cities, so again not completely alone.

I grew up and lived in a very rural place for a long time, so I am used to the countryside I suppose. I'm really enjoying living here so far.

↑Where are you from??

CRAZY

>>789
Originally the UK, but I'm living in the mountains of West Japan now.
It takes about 2 hours to drive to Osaka from here.

>>784
crazy

>>780
Please be carefull. Most 2ch ONLINE users are rather an aggressive than OFFLINE.
I'm worry about you why you may become to dislike japanese then you saw it.
Nowadays almost japanese are going to be very nervous for some reason toward media, government, society, and each other like U.K. and U.S. protestants.
2ch is just such a place they outburst their frustration.
I'm sorry I'm so a negative.
But I believe almost OFFLINE japanese is very good person.
I guess You could build a good relationship with your locals.

I will not let a pair of chromosomes define who I am!

>>794
so how do u think about yourself?

Don't worry about it.
Almost all people in here are not serious.
2ch is just a playground for Japanese people.

Yes. It's only the Internet. We all have the private life and sometimes play here.

>>793
>>796
Don't worry. I know most people that post aggressive comments will be nothing like that offline.
It's the same with 4chan for English speakers, everyone complains, moans and swears when they are online,
most people will be nicer offline.

Thank you for the warning!

I have noticed that a lot of students are very nervous about talking to me. For example, one girl ran away whenever I tried to speak to her.
I asked a teacher and a couple of students why, they said it was because she was scared she couldn't talk to me at all.
Passed her in school one day and said 「やあ、元気？」 and ever since she's been great to talk to.
She really wants to learn English properly and was embarrassed because she didn't think she was good at it at all.

If anyone is a school student, and has a foreign teacher for English, please talk to them! Don't be afraid, embarrassed or whatever!

usually Japanese people get nervous when they face foreign people cause they are not confident with their English.

But I'm scared of English.
If I am laughed at someone for my strange English,I'll feel very ashamed.

>>795
Inferior to females....

I'm afraid Sparky is a poor big fat woman.

I wanna see you guys offline someday.

>>802
opposite you baka!

>>804
Are you gonna say you're a rich and slender cute girl?

You're kidding.

Sparky is supposed to be a guy though...

エイリアン2
トゥルーライズ
ロボコップ
スターシップトゥルーパーズ
ロッキー4

よろしくお願いします

sorry for the accidental bombing

>>800
僕はいつも日本語の間違えたのに日本語しゃべて試みる。間違えるから練習ですよ。

I don't think I'd ever laugh at someone's English if it isn't their native language
I certainly would never laugh at a students, I encourage them as much as possible to speak even if they do make mistakes.

Being able to communicate is better than being perfectly grammatically correct.

Really?
He's actually tricked me?
I have no patience for it !

>>809
Do natives say 'Accidental bombing' as they just posted in wrong board?

>>798
I could picture out very clearly your circumstance as you say.
If I was her, I guess I also would behave same. :-)
Most japanese are very shy.
But also they are very sensitive.
These are Japanese instinctive ability.

How about do you play some sports with them?
Body language is a common language!

>>811
I have never heard the phrase "accidental bombing"

>>812
I join the school Kendo club a few times a week or whenever I have time.
A lot of the boys seem to like arm wrestling me, too.

I had great fun practising with them for the 運動会 a month or so ago, too.

How do English speakers get general information?
I mean, what kind of websites do you often check?
I've heard that Yahoo! is no longer popular and nobody sees it. So I'm just curious.

>>805
NO!!!!

>>814

Google is the main search engine.
Even non computer users use the word "google" as a verb, as in "If you don't know, google it"
I don't think many people use Yahoo at all anymore. Google, sometimes bing, are the main ones.
Wikipedia is also used a lot, especially by students.

Facebook is the main social network.

What sites do people use in Japan for information? I'm very much used to the "English Internet".

I am amazed lots of foreigners can speak Japanese so fluently nowadays.
Even though they have never been to Japan.
They teach themselves, and learn almost perfectly within only few years.
I think many OTAKU things motivate them to do it.

>>816
it's almost like the same with Japanese people except most of people use twitter rather than Facebook these days.
and especially here we use 2ch I guess.

So, you don't have any sites that you subscribe everyday?
You use google and wikipedia only when you want to know a particular thing right?
There's supposed to be something that you always check to know what's happening in your country or around the world.

I used to check hatenabookmark(kind of like Digg) frequently, but not these days cause they pick up so many 2ch blogs that the owners of those blogs edit the posts to attract readers so they can earn money by affiliate.
So I usually use 2ch. I know it's not the best choice, though.
But I guess many Japanese people still use Yahoo.

Sorry about such a long post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOdQY6QxSWo

OTAKU expand the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGB6idd99U

＊＾＾＊

Did you alreay earn enough money to have some silicon stuffed in your breasts, Sparky?

>>724
Thanks for your reply but I don't get it.

>>766
Mr-Ume-Chirudren... ミスチル、the famous band？Ume+Chi=Umechi but where does "Ume" come from?
Ume here means to post until the number of posts in a thread reaches 1000 post?

>>816
As >>818 says, Yahoo.co.jp (Yahoo Japan) has the most used search engine in Japan.
Internet savvy Japanese people use Google because it's better, but still, average Internet user
here use Yahooo. One source says Yahoo's share is 50.4％ followed by Google 39.6％ as
of Feburary. (I heard Yahoo uses the same algorithm as Google because
yahoo bought it from google a while back so the search reulsts are the same now both on Yahoo Japan and
Google.)

The reason for that is Yahoo japan start's its business earlier in Japan than
Google and has held advantages ever since. Yahoo U.S. is in trouble financially and there's
rumer to be sold to other Internet company like Microsoft but Yahoo Japan is a different story.
Yahoo (U.S) has a share of Yahoo Japan but just small share and most of Yahoo Japan's share is
owned by Softbank. So Yahoo U.S. and Yahoo Japan is two different things.
Yahoo Japan's business has been doing well since it's start, diwhile Yahoo U.S. has
lost momentum amd is out of spotlight.

Facebook is getting popular here but still in Japan Mixi (japanese SNS) had
more members, about 4 times as many as Facebook, I guess. In Mixi, you don't have to use your real name and so far,
showing real name is less common in Japan than U.S.

Did you bought Steve jobs biography?

X diwhile
O while

>>818
>but not these days cause they pick up so many 2ch blogs that the owners of those blogs edit the posts to attract readers so they can earn money by affiliate.

Let me confirm...
I sometimes read such blogs, but just visiting those blogs and reading entries there doesn't help them earn money, right?
If I click a link there and bought something, then they earn affiliate money, right?

>>825
basically no
if you just visit there without clicking those ads, no money goes to the owner I guess
but there are many kinds of affiliate so I'm not pretty sure

there are some other reasons why I hate that kind of blogs
check this out if you understand Japanese
ttp://www6.atwiki.jp/kenmo/pages/28.html

I got panties from the trash....

>>827
CRAzy hentai!

>>828
Hi, girl. What type of guys do you like?

>>826
Thanks for the link. I skimmed through the site.
The reason why you hate them makes sense.

>>823
yes you're right
and let me add another reason why people still use Yahoo
some Japanese computer makers or providers(I'm not sure which one) set Yahoo as a home website of IE
so it's a default setting
and the point is many Japanese people don't know how to change it.lol
that's why they keep using it
that's what I heard
but Yahoo Japan is actually not that bad, though
I was very surprised when I opend Yahoo.com for the first time cause it really sucks compared to Japanese one
so as you say, they are totally different

I don't like Facebook. Because Facebook is a place where your offline life ie) your real life
is reflected there. The more your real life is fun, the more you enjoy Facebook.

I have no friends but I can enjoy 2ch because everybody, no matter if you have friends or not,
can enjoy it. Famouse people, people with social status, unemployed people, people with less income,
are all equal in 2ch. But I can't enjoy facebook because there's no point in
using it when I have no friends and when my life is full of emptiness. In Facebook,
your social status and how you live in real life is mirrored there, and that's
what I don't like about it.

So everytime I hear the news Facebook is getting popular in Japan, I feel very sad and disappointed.
If it becomes norm to have Facebook account in Japan, like it has already in America,
I would feel miserable. If you don't use Facebook in America, or UK and other western countries,
it's almost as if you don't have your home on the Internet... You are virtually homeless on the Internet.

I'm already feel miserable in real life, so don't let me feel the same even online as having Facebook account becomes the norm in Japan.
I don't want a future in which if you don't have your Facebook account, you are considered a wierd person.
I was wondering how people in america who has no friends feel in a situation where everybody uses Facebool. If I lived in America,
I would feel even more miserable...

Even in Japanese Internet, more and more webisites beginning to have "like" button. What the heck, that's the sure sign that
Facebook is becoming more and more popular. I feel terrible every time I see "like" button on a Japanese website I happen to visit.
I really don't want Facebook to be popular in Japan.

Is there anyone who feel the same way as me?

>>832
Don't worry dude we are with you.
I know what you are saying. Face book is for people who can probably enjoy their lives even without using the internet right?
I don't say that that is a bad thing but the internet is supposed to have something that we can never do in that real world.
That's why I love being here. I don't know who you are and you don't know who I am but we can communicate with each other having fun and get a lot of information.
Don't say that I just envy people like Riaju.lol Yes, they can call me weird Otaku, but who fucking cares that? They can't fuck with us here! :)
Pardon my French.lol

>>832
You are not miserable cause your English is so good!
Mine? Don't even think about it...
Are you Japanese?

My manko is itchy.

>>835
I suspect you're a man but if you're a woman, your post is so funny.
I'd scratch it if you were next to me and if you are a woman, of course.

>>836
No it's not funny it's rather weird if that is a woman...

>>829
cute girly smart ones....

>>836
Don't scratch, please lick it

>>835
Go to hospital ASAP.

My chinko is itchy.

>>841
suck it by yourself

Hey guys, Canadian here.

There's some really good English going on here.

In any case,
>>832
I'm what you would call a geek/nerd as well. My social life outside of home is very low. I do like to use Facebook to keep in touch
with old friends and family, though. It's nice to get updates from people I thought I'd never get to hear from again.

Of course, this is only possible because everyone has Facebook. So if you don't know anyone who uses Facebook, there's no good
reason to use it... I do have some friends who avoid it at all costs.

Yesterday I went to Kansai University of International Studies(Amagasaki campus)
for the school festival. Becauese the special guest for the event is Kamon Tatsuo!
So i factually went there.
http://twitter.com/?photo_id=1#!/mrumechildren/status/138198617193324545/photo/1

At there, I met some "atamen"(who tweet their gag to #atakowa, made by Kamon on twitter),
They said to me"Wow, you're really young...", becauise I often tweet parody songs of old days.

I got a ticket for hsi live! http://twitter.com/?photo_id=1#!/mrumechildren/status/138201698681360384/photo/1

This stage he sang on. http://twitter.com/?photo_id=1#!/mrumechildren/status/138202926538694656/photo/1

This is his autograph! http://twitter.com/?photo_id=1#!/mrumechildren/status/138204195944800256/photo/1
Incidentally, he said to me, "What the hell your head!"about three times, writting his own autograph for me.
Because my head now is extreme bouzu. http://photozou.jp/photo/show/456785/109439362

This is all about my road to meet Kamon.

>>843
Canada is a great contry

Canada is famous for maple syrup and The story of Maple Town which is a film a lot of bears perform their life.
It's good.

And they are good at Canadian-back-breaker.
And they often fight with the gun called Brawning high-power Canadinan.

They are brave.

>>838
I see.
I guess you will probably get interested in Johnney's talents or some visual kei band members..
What about Bou, one of the previous & original members of a visual kei band called An Cafe?
He looked quite like a girl, but actually a boy - the one that you yourself might be aiming to be like.
Just search on YT.

Good morning. What'up?

Softbank Hawks won in Nippon series.
They were truely strong this year.
But Wada and Sugiuchi will disappear from the team next year.
Our fighters' turn!

Sugano is welcome!
Come on.

>>849
What kind of boys do you like?

Handsome only

>>852
What kind of boys do you find handsome then?

I'm not interested in baseball.
I don't think it's fun.

I'd rather like American football.

>>853
I love Toho-Shinki. They're cool.

>>854
So you like gachi-muchi macho men.

>>853
Osama Mukai, for example'

Not Osama! Osamu.. My iPhone corrected automatically orz

That reminded me of Osama Bin Ladin... lol

Hello.
Give me some Japanese famous persons in USA?

>>856
What's Gachi-much?

I suppose It's gay people,right?

>>861
Yes
Gachi muchi means muscular gay people

>>860
Of course, Ichiro.
But I hear he doesn't speak English.
Do you believe me?

What.. I can't believe you ..
Ichiro...

>>860
Maybe Kushi Michio who established macrobiotics.

Kushi Michio..
He's just a swindler.

>>863
I'm sure he speaks English because he lives in USA for more than ten years...
Or he can't communicate with their team mate....

Ultraviolet ray is so strong today.
And verrrry hot!
Really late autumn now?

>>867
Nope. That's just misunderstanding.
Ichiro has employed interpreters in case he was misunderstood.
In fact, he appeared in an interview show in a news program broadcast probably only in Seattle
and you can watch it on youtube.

Canada-guy here.

It's hot in Japan right now? It was a little warm today at around 10C... But right now it's 9:14PM (still Sunday!) and it's 2C
feels like -3C...

By the way, does Japan have Daylight Saving Time?

We don't actually adjust the watch itself.
Some company does have the Daylight Saving Time.
They have their employees come to work one hour earlier.
However the employees do their job until the same time as without the DST.
They simply have to work longer LOL

I've once been to Canada to see Niagara falls. It was awesome.
But I've never been anywhere else.

So, whats the best way for a foreigner living in Japan to pick up Japanese girls?

Japanese girls are usually bitches. If you are a foreigner, there is no problem.
So all you have to do is just being a foreigner in front of Japanese girls.
And hopefully they will be like "look! There is a gaijin! He speaks English! So cool! Fuck me!"
Give it a try.

>>873
Disguise as a Korean!

anyohaseyoooo
shibalchunnaipudaaaa

80's, Japanese girls were as known as a yellow cab.
10's, There daughter's generations are cost free.
That's what Japanese Mottainai sprits!?

I don't know why they are so crazy about foreigners...
It seems like we are not as attractive as them...

Recently Japanese girls are crazy about Korean as well.

>>878
Considering 99.9% of people on 2ch are Japanese, I feel bad now :(

>>847
Well, at least I look foreign. Very pale, bright red hair and blue eyes. I don't look Japanese at all.
It's always hilarious when a student (or, anyone) suddenly sits infront of me, puts their face a few inches from mine and shouts "目が青い！"

>>880
I hope you know that they didn't mean to insult you.
It' just you are not familiar to them.

>>879
<丶｀∀´>　＜Nida wish so.

I mean, they are not used to white people.
Sorry my previous post might not use appropreate words.

>>882
You should face it,huh?

I'm starving. I really wanna have a nabe-party!

>>881
Haha, I"m not insulted. It"s ok.

>>885
That the white liquid that comes in a packet you boil, and put other things in?
If so I love that stuff.
Or does "naba party" mean something else?

First of all, you take off your cloth.

then, put those clothes into a nabe and boil them with some soy sauce for about half an hour.

On the subject of nabe... talking food, not anything else.

Whats good food to eat/make here? I've got a very bad diet right now, lots of instant ramen...

>>886
What you are thinking is basically correct.
It's not necessarily white, though.
It depends on what kind of flavor you like so it could be something else.
But generally we stuff some meat with lots of vegetables. That's common.
I guess what you tried is soy milk taste one.
Nabe party is a party that you gather around one nabe with your friends or family and eat it tohether.
This is what we often do during winter.
I'm glad to hear you like it!

Hi people.
I heard there were riots in london in august. Did Igirisujin say
anything about it? Also in America someting is happning. Occupy walls.
What is that.

>>891
Are you talking about what's happening at Wall Street?
I don't know the details but I found an article on Wikipedia.
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupy_Wall_Street
It never happens in Japan.lol

>>891
I'm from the UK originally, but from Scotland rather than london (aka, way up north).
The London riots were appalling behaviour from a very small minority.
The story was that there was a "peaceful" protest about something.
A police officer got stabbed, and there was a shooting - this started rioting.
Most people didn't even know why there was a riot, and were just joining in because they thought it was fun or something.

Absolutely retarded. Please don't think that behaviour represents all of the UK, it is ONLY a very small minority.

The Occupy Wall Street protests are against the poor distribution of wealth in America - 1% of the population has 99% of the money.

>>891
I live here and saw the riots at that time
It was horrible

>>893
Scotland is cool. Do Scottish people call themselves British? or Scottish?
A few years ago, there was a Scotland Guy in this thread and
he was talking about Scotland's independence from the Uk, or something like that.

Scottish

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/blv42/imgs/6/1/6114b7e3.jpg
↑sparky

>>895
By nationality, Scottish people are British. On my passport, it says that I'm British.
The UK is a funny one because it's a group of separate counties that were unified under a single crown, as a single country.
The separate country borders still exist (Scotland, England, Wales, Northern Ireland) and their people carry titles (Scottish, English, etc)
but we're all officially "British".

I consider myself Scottish and British. If someone asks "Are you from England?" I'd say I'm from the UK, yes, but I'm scottish.

How does Japan separate the counties? Does イギリス mean England specifically, or all of the UK?

I knew. What a nice guy..! (im only joking:P)

>>894
Oh, you live there?
So what do you think about it?
Do you support the demonstration?
I heard that most of people who live around Wall Street got so tired of those people who still go on that demonstration.

>>898
I guess most japanese people don't know Scotland and Wales and the northern Ireland are also Igirisu..
My mum just knew about it after I moved in London.

>>900
Of course not. I was scared and stay inside
But joined the protest for tuition fee. I don't want the government allow only wealthy students earn education even though they will pay in the future

>>895
Is there still fighting between IRA and SAS?
Maybe around 40s like me know a bit things.
The comic of "Master Keaton" shows.

>>903
The IRA still occasional appear on the news, but they aren't really many problems in Scotland to do with them.
The problem is worse in Ireland though, but again not as bad as it once was.
Still not allowed bins in trains stations just incase they do something, though.

Also, I'm scottish and freely say Scottish independence will be a very, very bad thing.
It's a small country with a small, ageing population and limited industries left. It couldn't support itself independently.
Would be like if Okinawa or Hokkaido decided that they wanted to become a separate country to Japan. Probably couldn't happen.

>>898
Igirisu means all of the UK. England is Ingurando.
But, like 901 said, we are pretty ignorant about it and many people probably
don't know the difference between Igirisu (the UK) and England.

>>833
Thanks. Yes, Facebook is for Reaju. Thanks for your heartwarming and encouraging comment.

>>834
Yes, I am Japanese. Being able to speaking English and being happy is two different things.
But thanks.

>>843
Being a geek or Otaku doesn't necessarily mean you are unhappy.
Sounds like you're happy Otaku.

sushi is dangeruos. anisakis will eat your intestine. don't eat sushi.

what the hell is that?
nobody can stop me eating sushi!

Omg this thread goes very fast

I wanna make a living by music.
Music is an essential of my life.

I dont grow fat although I eat so many food.
I suspect that there are many 寄生虫 in my body.
please check my ass!!

dont worry about it.
when you get older, you get fat.

>>911
then give a cute name to the parasite.

>>911
pero....
this is seisan kari!

what a nice detective lol

lol←what dose this mean？

>>916

It literally means 'laugh out loud'. If you laughed, you type 'lol'.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/ is a good site for English slang or Internet terms.

Haha..

Good morning.
Give me your favorite place in Japan?

Good morning!
My favourite place is Kyoto!

>>920
May I ask the reason?

ふーん。

mistaken bombing....

My favorite place is Kanagawa.
It's not that far from Tokyo so it's kind of easy to access.
And there are many places worth visiting like Yokohama, Kamakura, and Hakone.
If you like Onsen, you should visit Hakone.

Yes, I agree with you. Kanazawa is really good place.

http://toki.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/occult/1319358581/

Oh Shit!

lets not build next thread. this shit thread must end now.

>>911
The other day, I felt something weird on my ass after taking a shit.
It was like, something hanging out of my ass, though I had already finished having a shit.
Then I pulled it with toilet paper out of my ass, and looked at it.
It looked like a narrow strip, was ten-centimeter long, and had many joints at regular short intervals .
I think it must have been a tapeworm, some of which have a very long body that is over ten meter.
So I guess what I pulled out was only a part of the entire body.

Be careful when you eat raw fish

http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1321871110/203

hi

hi. who are you?

i watched this video the other day, where our prime minister was
getting scolded by a man called nishida. our prime minister was
getting scolded like a fat ass asshole elementary kid getting scloded
by a teacher. he looked fuckin miserable like a fat ass asshole kid
getting scloded by a teacher for being a slow thick fat ass asshole kid.
it was fucking miserable. that miserable man is our prime minister.

what did I miss?

did you know that former prime minister aso was an olympic rifle shooter?
i didn't, until yesterday. he also speaks some english.
he should shoot noda and become the next prime minister.

also, did you see the mascots for London Olympic 2012?
they totally plagiarized Sensei from SaGa2.

>>935
yes i did
Aso was one of my favorite prime ministers.
he did a great job to keep Japan alive through "lehman shock".
he had a vision, which none of the DPJ tops seem to have.
we need him badly now.

>>874

UBER CRAZY!

Hatoyama, Kan, Noda
Who is the worst one?

There a new thread going up?! I'm enjoying this! (Gaijin here, etc)

What's the polite phrase as an alternative to 'who are you?'

I didn't know that Alps Ichimanjaku was originally a famous American song
called Yankee Doodle. The song is about yankees defeating the British
and has nothing to do with mountains.

>>941

Add excuse me.
"Excuse me, but who are you?"
or
"Excuse me, but what is your name?"

"Who are you" is very neutral, not polite or rude.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vC2ydbWXOj5KGrFrQ

my crazy voice....

>>944
What kind animal are you? Kaba or Baka?

I` m pretty sure that KAbA chan is just okama , not animal .

>>939
i can`t choose .

UNKO, KUSO, UNCHI.
What is the nicest one?

Unchi is a bit polite I guess

>>948
you are right .
and contains chidish mean , like " tummy" .

Baba is more dirty sound i guess.

>>949
Yeah so I use unchi when I talk with children. But actually say kuso with my friends.. I know it's no good though :P

>>849
Btw what does baba mean?

>>951
same as kuso, it may be local word (kansai)

>>941
"What the hell are you motherfucker?"

a hefty chunk of shit

>>952
I learnt a new word thanks! I'm gonna use it at the next drinking party lol

>>955
I`m glad to hear that, but be careful.... there are few the man who have the name that "BABA" IN REALITY in JPN.
"giant baba" i think he is the most famous baba san.

I did miss .
there are few men*

>>956
Oh right, I'll be careful!

>>943
I've thought it had the another expression but I seem to have taken it wrong.
Thanks.

The sentence above is correct?

>>943
If you add "the fuck" in there, it makes it much less polite.
"Excuse me, but who the fuck are you?"

You can say that to the 痴漢 on the train.

そろそろ次スレを…

http://toki.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/occult/1319358581

>>962
What's the thread you liked supposed to mean?
Are you interested in occult or anything and you want to talk about it?

>>961
We should set the next thread up now.

>>960
good to see you are still alive

I woke up now.

great

>>964
Would you like me to do it?

How do you say "そこは笑うところですよ" in English?

"Hey dont take it seriously！it's a joke."

Hi people. Eat baba and die.
Kansaijins are stupid. What is baba? Why does baba mean shit?
It is not japanese. It is dierty kansai language. Stop spreading that
low-class baba language to the rest of Japan.

Since I was born in Tokyo and spent most of my life there, I didn't know that Baba means such kind of stuff.
I guess few people in Kanto know what that means.

>>969
★☆★日本語→英語スレPart375★☆★
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1321016643/

スレッド立てるまもない質問スレッド part251
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1321871110/

>>969
My opinion is "That was the scene you should laughed".
I don't know it is right though...

I get it!
"This is a time for laughing."
How does it look?

just say "I'm just kidding"

correction: I get it! -> I got it!

>>968
Please do.

>>978
Then I'll try it.

I did it. Here you are.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 163
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1322040681/

>>980
thank you for your building !

Lets bury this thread with baba now.

>>980
Thank you so much!

i have a thing i want you to hear and give advice to me

cool

>>984
what's up

So uh, where's the new thread?

>>987
check out >>980

>>986
about my ex-girl friend...

>>989
tell us what happened
but this thread is almost done so just give us a brief summary of the story

I wish リア充 would die.

>>989
here's my advice: commit suicide

Christmas is coming. It is Jesus invasion on our land. It must be stopped.

>993
If it makes you feel better, I'm flying home to the UK for Christmas.

That's just a commercial event in Japan.
It is not bad to activate the economy.
However, it is bad that I must feel lonely.

recently i tried talking to her in a campus (we are a student in the same univ)
for the first time from breaking around four months ago. but her attitude toward me
was like a thing which i think should be targetted at trash,,, a hating something,,,
so shocked at that to make my mouth shutter completely what i could do was seeing off her to fade out
from my sight. it would be a little happy in unhappiness for us to be a seperate place not enabling to see each other
from now on for our life to die but the same school and class make it unavoidable
my thought is that i shouldnt do anything to be a bather on her, including my exsistence within her scope,,,
im hated such a level i think so i now have no idea what to do, how to deal with the situation,,,plz help me

I am alone, but have never felt lonly because of Christmas.
I don't understand those people who say lonly Christmas blah bla.

>>996
yeah, you should vanish away even from this thread.

>>994
Are you going to stay in Japan this SHOGATSU?

>999
Unfortunately not, I'll be back in Japan early January. next year I'll spend new years here.

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