Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 157

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 156
http://kamome.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1299558634

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouTube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, and
an electrical super gay who suffers from mental disease
And let's hope Igirisu-jin and the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a ball!!!!!
Let's support recovery efforts in Japan!!!!!!

>>1
Thanks Meriken! (I'm the one who asked you to make this thread in another
thread.)

np anytime

Oh good, we get to have tea again. I was disappointed when the last >>1 spilled it.
What a klutz.

Yes, we can drink as much Pu'er Tea as we want.

>>5
Actually, I've never had pu'erh. Is it nice?

>>6
i dunno how to accurately describe the taste of pu'erh tea.
it got a fairly distinct mellow, relaxing taste to it
that lingers in a peculiarly pleasant way.
u should definitely try it when u have a chance.

Are you Nullpo?

>>1 Thank you for making this thread.

Anyway, today is the last day of May. When today is over,
June will be born. Oh, time goes by so quickly.

>>9
shut up you are boring

Sparky's computer

CPU : Pentium 4 @ 2.4GHz
GPU : Geforce FX 5200
Memory : 768MB
HDD : I have 4 internal hard drives that add up to 160GB
Compact disk recorder
HPv75 CRT monitor

nanashi's computer

CPU : Intel Core-i5 430M
GPU : GeForce GT 230M 1GB and Intel HD graphics
Memory : 4GB
HDD : 640GB
Blu-Ray drive
18.5 inch monitor (1920x1080p)
It's a laptop.

5 facts about Sparky :

Sparky is
1) a Panamanian American
2) uses dear old shitty windows ME
3) lives in a state called Louisiana
4) has a big dark secret
5) and it's that he's a gay

>>10
You can try to entertain this thread or keep your distance from it so you won't get bored.
You don't have to bother to cherish your pet peeve.
As someone once said, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

715 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2011/03/05(土) 21:30:26.61
When were you aware you were a gay, Sparky?
Since when did you start wearing skirts?

723 ：【スパーキー（? ＾ヮ＾）】 ◆FCr.DTJy2k ：2011/03/06(日) 01:43:46.98
>>715
2004
but really
1997~-1999~


916 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2011/03/07(月) 03:02:35.06
Don't ignore Sparky. He's lovely and cute. He's a gay.

929 ：【スパーキー（? ＾ヮ＾）】 ◆FCr.DTJy2k ：2011/03/07(月) 05:51:55.26
>>916
I hate being a boy T_T

Revive Sparky from death and summon him to make him fight against enemies of gays.

>>9
Oh, wow! I had no idea!

CRAZY

I cannot post on this thread any more.

Yes I can?? happy!
Miss you guys... my crazy 2ch people.

>>19
Good to know you aren't banned.


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http://www.therightperspective.org/2011/05/10/thats-not-osama-neighbor/

Osama still is alive?

I was actually! The reason why I managed to post, I think, was
due to to the utterly dreadful goingonearth
(warning!!!! dont even look it up, simply going to the site will kill your system)
rootkit nightmare putting proxies in my connection.
It was IMPOSSIBLE to remove it .
Never seen anything like it. Had to reformat my laptop.
Man what a complete nightmare! Used every anti-malware you can think of.
Anyway, after that I could not post. Then suddenly! I got unbanned.
I don't know how the banning operation works.
I might get kicked out again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI27HV6S1Js

^^

How are you all going?
　

>>21
Seems like you went through really hard time.
For the moment, you are all right.
2chan should do reconsider ban policy.

DON'T IGNORE SPARKY! PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!
HE'S A GAY!!! HE DESERVES MORE!

This is about Japanese politics today.

Before starting to tell my opinion to all you, see these articles.
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20110601-00000772-reu-bus_all
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20110601-00000691-yom-pol

As you know, the current Japanese prime minister Kan is perfectly imcompetent.
But, I wanna say loud that why doesn't LDP can't read the current atmosphere in Japan?
Namely, LDP suggests irresponsibly that Kan shuould resign right now without showing
a person who is good to be substitute. If LDP has the person, I wouldn't say about it badly.
But, I don't still see LDP actually shows the person in public. So, LDP must be KY party so
to speak.

This is a red herring. I think there are two types of imcompetent person in this world.
One is good imcompetent, who knows his incompetence and leave the works he can't
do to competent subordinate. But, has responsibility.

While another is bad imcompetent, who doesn't know his incompetence and has the works
over his capasity and makes mess in result. What's worse, blame the mess on someone,
hold on to the class if he is on top.

In this case, it goes without saying that Kan must be the letter.

But now, it's important to think how to aid to all the victims of that earthquake,
not to suggest that. All LDP have to do now is to show the substitute in public.
Unless LDP does that, I can't agree with LDP leader, Tanigaki.

>>26
Explain it in three lines.

>>26
Kan Naoto doesn't have leadership skills, as we know.
He's making simple things complicated for keeping his authority. That damn idiot.
He should step down and then take back those meaningless policies such as
kodomo teate. Help people in the tohoku region instead.
I think Democratic Party should change. After that, LDP can do things.
Under the current situation, DPJ ignores what LDP says, which is too bad.
That's why I agree with Tanigaki.

>>28
Ummm, I see.

But, one thing I wanna ask you here.
Who is the person good to be the substitute do you think?
As I said on >>26, I can agree with Tanigaki if he shows the substitute.
I wonder if LDP has the person...

I'm hungry

you too?

SPARKY LOVES YOU BOYS. YOU BOYS SHOULD RETURN THE FAVOR!
LOVE SPARKY!!!!

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll2mrlEh8a1qeztfzo1_500.jpg
its a ordinary japanese summer fashion. so cool and functional !

>>33
What a lovely ensemble!

how eco style!!

oshiri's ass needs Sparky.

>>33 He would have looked cuter without those ears.
And he could have tried a sexy pose.
do you have more photos like that?

>>24 Yes I hate to lose touch with you.

my penis is going to boking tommorrow.

英語わからんけどこのスレに参加していい？

I don't even know who am I,,,,

You are a Sparky. You need to establish yourself by confessing you are a gay.
Have faith in yourself. Good luck.

>>40は、Googleが翻訳してみてください。

心配しないで、すぐに英語を話すことになります。

最善を尽くしてください。

http://translate.google.com/#ja|en|

>>42 Why do you put Spa-Ki-4 under such pressure.
Maybe you should start yourself. ou should admit you love love him.
Actually, you are, HIM.
wwwwwww

>>38
The feeling is mutual. (^3^)

>>45

X X !

.....

boring working will start today.
PLZ visit 英語日記スレ also. I feel lonely there.

Ill see you later.

Hi! I would like to ask you a question about Japanese shyness. I was sure that
We are shy but somebody said the shyness in Japan is not the same with other country's.
It's more like manifestation of Japan.

THis is what he said;
What is also is the true meaning of "shy" in each culture. In Western cultures,
shy is innate, personality attribute. Usually it is something a person can't control. In Japanese,
"shy" is a manifestation of Japanese culture; it is more a culturally-derived attribute,
which everyone should follow because it is the "Japanese way." It is something consciously
controlled and manipulated by the individual in accordance with social norms and attitudes.
Unlike the Western shy person, who is like this uncontrollably and usually isn't even aware
of being "shy."

I think we take as an example of figure skating, you'll know our shyness is innate.

The exhibition, Japanese and Asian athletes rarely do the showy performance,
while Westerners show the very entertaining performance. It proves Japanese (or Asians)
shyness is innate because the exhibition is the moment when the skater should
push themselves to the max in fancy or amusing way in order to make audience
enjoy the show. But most of the time, their performance is boring or just very humble.
It proves that Asian and Japanese just CAN'T do anything fancy..(I mean the performance
which requires sense of anti-shyness)

He said that some would say addiction, for Japanese to tell others, like I did..
"shy" Japanese are...It is a source of pride to show how a Japanese individual has adhered to the culture
and displayed little outward emotion.

How do you think? I' ve never thought saying "shyness" is some kind of Japanese pride...^^;;

DON'T IGNORE SPARKY!!
All he needs is JUST A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT to live in this CRAZY world!!
Why can't you say you will be there for him? I doubt you are human. You are a demon! A cruel demon.

I need to go faster than this. Give me strength everybody.

がんばって スパーキー（�C ＾ヮ＾),みんな!

>>53
What do you mean by "faster than this"? Is it something you're tackling now or
the pace of this thread?

>>51
> I' ve never thought saying "shyness" is some kind of Japanese pride

Now I see why I'm so humble, even though I'm super-competent. I should behave more like Westerners.

>>54
Thanks, and you too. :)

>>I need to move faster. Time flows faster here.
I must move move move forward.
SO
MUCH
TO
DO!!!!!!

Good evening.
This thread is very interesting for me, but looking difficult.
I have been studying English still short time, and not well.
Even now I am writing these sentences while consulting a dictionary.
Still do you welcome me?

These English sentences are correct?

Continuation.
つづき

こんばんは
このスレはとても楽しそうだけど、難しそうだな
俺はまだ英語の勉強を初めてから間もないからヘタなんだ
今も辞書を見ながら文章を書いてる
そんな俺でも歓迎してくれるかな？

英文合ってる？

>>57
You're talking about your job. I got it.

>>59
I understand what you mean in >>58

Some people here are non-Japanese so this thread is international.
All you have to do is just enjoy. Have fun!

>>60
you haveto put something after ENJOY.
correct?
excuse me.
I stay far from japong.

>>61
"enjoy" works both as an intransitive and transitive verb.

How nice.

What's japong mean?
I have searched google, but I didn't found applicable contents.

>>49
Speaking as a shy westerner, I am told on a regular basis that I need
to "let loose" and "live my life". Many people seem to think that being
shy means that you are miserable and don't have any fun. It would be
impossible to be unaware that you are shy as a westerner (but it IS uncontrollable).

>>64
It is the origin of ward "Japan".

>>66
I see.
Thanks.

>>66
I don't know how it spells but but I've learned that at the time when Marco polo lived,
Japan was called " ジパング”by Westerners.

And I've learned from world history textbooks that Marco Polo wrote an essay titled
"東方見聞録”
How do you say it in English?

i`ve been searching for oshiri-kenbunroku.
how come I don`t have it!!!

How much do you care for Sparky, oshiri?
Are you interested in him, correct?

>>58
Welcome! It's good to have more people.
Your English isn't bad. I can understand everything easily.
However, there are a couple things I would change in the words you used.
If you like, we can help and correct what you say.

>>72
Thanks!

You said "It's good to have more peaple" but I can't understood its HAVE's mean.
Could you telll me it mean?

Does your sleep get divided into two?
Do you have strange dreams? Write here about them please.
Talk about your dreams.

>>74
>Does your sleep get divided into two?
What do you mean by this?

I don't remember what dream I have during the night, but
I remember I kind of groan while sleeping. It's kind of so loud that I sometimes
even wake up because of loud groans. I don't know but I think that's because
I'm in a tough situation (NEET for quite a long time) and I'm like, "why
I ended up being in a situation like this." All I can do is just groan while sleeping.

You sleep a few hours then wake up. Then stay awake until you
fall asleep. If you can squeeze in intellectual activity in the waking hours , it is great.
Usually 11:00-04:00 o'clock is an amazingly quiet time for some serious brain work.
Sleeping patterns and how they impact on mental activity is something I follow closely.
The worst wake up time is when you wake up as you enter REM mode.

Dreams are very important. they are a gauge of one's state of mind.
If you wake up to your own voice, you must be under extreme stress.
It could be that you are suffering from a respiratory block.
Breathing is the most essential component.
If you can take deep breaths without obstruction it increases your
mental stability. Shallow breathing is a sign of anxiety.
Instead of worrying about being a NEET, try imagining how you can break free
of it. That would set your mind in motion and positive things would happen eventually.

>>76-77
I understand...

All of your dreams must be happy ones.

i want see wet dreams...

>>80
oh... you are Hentai.
challenge insert a something in your ass hole before sleep.
you may feel ecstacy in your dream.

Dreams will open in the evening.

You picked up the telephone after the bell rang seven times.
You immediately made out my voice without me even saying my name.

I had a dream last night, but the only thing I remember was that I was trying to light incense. I'm curious about what else I may have dreamed and forgotten.

I keep a dream diary. Maybe when I'm less lazy I'll open it up and find one of the stranger ones to post about.

>>73
In this case, it's similar to the word "to be."
You could say, "It's good for there to be more people," and it would mean the same thing.
Overall, it just shows my opinion that I like many people to come chat.

>>82
You are middle aged and so am I. w

That's the title of an old song.

My neighbor is makin some noise
It makes me irritated

>>79 I rarely see happy dreams.
I wish I could see more of them.

Is that a sweet noise?

>>84 What does incense signify in Japanese life?
Is it associated with grief of happiness?
I love this dream subject.
I want to know what people so far away dream of.
I want to know what your wishes are.
I guess it is the same everywhere in the world.
Peace of mind and personal happiness.

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>>91
Nothing.
A good-looking guy is sitting on the bench with his legs crossed.
And he is holding up his right hand at the level of his chest.

>>91
Fancy a shag?

i wanted you to say "very large":(

ttp://dic.nicovideo.jp/a/%E3%81%99%E3%81%94%E3%81%8F%E3%83%BB%E3%83%BB%E3%83%BB%E5%A4%A7%E3%81%8D%E3%81%84%E3%81%A7%E3%81%99%E3%83%BB%E3%83%BB%E3%83%BB

>>95
Even though I understood it, I put ”すごく大きいです” into a translator for fun.
It said, "This is Bunyanesque." I guess it's referring to the folk legend Paul Bunyan, who was a giant.
But, it's a really strange phrase, and I've never seen it before.
I wonder why the translator would say that instead of just, "It's really big."
That's what my internal translator gave me.

>>74
My life is a strange dream.
I feel like every step I take my feet are slipping a little on the ground
but I'm floating so I don't fall.
Sometimes I think I'm a ghost, but other people can see me.

>>91
Uho! Nice guy!

I followed him to public toilet and he said "You followed me, but I fuck a man if not gay. Are you OK?"
I said "Yes. I like a man such you" and he said "I was glad to hear your saying. I pleasant you enough today"

>>97
Moments pass like dreams.
Memories slip by and fade.
I must be asleep.

ye ye ye

why this?

what job?

now, where go?

Suddenly, I have a question how about express "もうそろそろ5時になる" in English?

>>99
That's a nice haiku (or rather 'senryuu' as I learned last thread).
It fits my feelings very well.

>>101
I'm not familiar with that expression, so I can't tell you. Sorry.

>>102
I was going to say that. Get out of my head.

>>101
"It's almost 5am."

I don't know but the above can be right.

I'd like to know what the old guy with cool voice is saying in the video at 1:06?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KyP8-Cpais

Thanks

>>105
Here is what it said: "?'s Fortress is an old proving grounds, built by the ancient gods."

I couldn't make out the name, but I never played the first game. It was some proper noun, I think.

Hello. I am back from Florida, where old people and rich musicians live.
It is very sunny there.
>>101
"It's almost 5 o'clock". >>104 is right.

>>104
Thank you for the answer.
Increase my English knowledge as long as I look at this thread.

A question occur to me once more.
Can I exchange the above mentioned word "as long as" for word "while"?
Though I don't have confidence this express too...

>>107
Thank you as well.

Hello, >>108.

I think it can be.

Increase my English knowledge while I look at this thread.

No proplem.

Oh, sorry. I've made a mistake on >>110.
i mean No problem.

Anyway, Next Sunday, I will take an EIKEN exam for pre-1grade
again. (As you might remember, I took it last year, but I wasn't
able to pass it). I have confidence to pass it this time.

Because I've read English newspaper sent every Friday and in
every Saturday studied in certain interschool lately.

Well, you might say "That makes you have confidence? ". Haha.

>>108
"As long as" is a phrase that means "only if"
That is, "My English knowledge will increase only if I keep looking at this thread."
The best phrase I think would be "My English knowledge increases while I follow this thread."
Somehow, though, the sentence still sounds weird...

>>112
Oh, I'm shameful... Sorry, >>108.

>>112
Hm...
Concider overall.
I feel best phrase of "My English knowledge is increasing while look at this thread.".
But, this question is very difficult to me.
I can't think any further.

I feel It is a long way that I will learned English completely.

Sparky needs people here to live strong in this CRAZY world.
Please don't ignore him. PLEASE!!

I'm sorry, I made a mistake on >>114.
"Have" into between Will and Learned

>>106
Thank you.
Now I can hear the word "fortress" very well.

I'd like to ask you guys one more thing or two about the same video as I mentioned in >>105.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KyP8-Cpais

I have no idea what the woman says at 01:10, who starts from the phrase "Very well...".
Only I can hear is "blade of the dark moon" and I don't understand the whole sentense.

Thanks.

>>111
I bet you read this. http://www.japantimes.co.jp/shukan-st/st_bn.htm

>>107
I thought you were banned or something. I think you got tanned nicely and
played with the most famous mouse in the world and were bitten by an aligator, too.

I am looking for a Japanese book, translated into English.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dignity_of_the_Nation

Wiki says there is a translation but from what I see it looks like
a bilingual book!

http://tinyurl.com/6kd9qnd

Is there a an English translation only version? This is for someone
who doesn't read Japanese, and would rather read fluently than
skipping the Japanaese pages, otherwise I personally don't mind
the bilingual book.

よろしく お願いします.

OMG Edward Furlong in Terminator is fuckin' beautiful!!!! so hot and sexy ahh!!

I doubt really correct sentence what percentage of the all response in this thread.
Such as >>120, >>119, and any other sentence.
I will apologize if in case of my English ability is short.

Please tell me any answer.

I would be very happy if someone could translate the dialogue from
8:40 onwards please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC2NFKcTn5U&feature=channel_video_title

I understand about 5-10% of it but not all of it. at one point his accent changes
13:18), am I right?

What does "sienaaaa" mean??(10:55).

I love the High School Drama appeal of this skit.

よろしく お願いします.

Sorry, I correct mistakes in >>122.
Exchange "Any other sentence" for "Other some sentence" in the second line.

there are some mysterious followers in twitter. It happened three times.
they follow, and then if you don't follow them they un-follow.
I think they were bots or got offennded when I did not follow them.

Where exactly in Louisiana is Sparky?
He needs to show himself up here and talk more about Windows ME.

>>119
Ah, no no. I read another.

>>123
Ummm, I try to translate their sayings into English.

えー、次の方どうぞ〜(from 8:40 by Nakamaru?(I've forgotten his name))
means "Well, next patient come on please" in English.

Second, せやなー(Seyana〜 10:55) is a Kansai dialect meaning "I see".

Finally, おかしいんちゃうん〜？だって、みんな見てんで〜、自分、自分の歯〜
(Okashiincyaun〜? Datte minna mitende〜 jibun jibun no ha〜) is included
Kansai dialect, Jibun(Literally, myself. But, in this case, it means your).
So, its translated phrase can be "Are you crazy〜? 'cause everyone is
looking at you〜 your teeth〜"

>>121 I challange you that this guy is way, way, sexier, and more talented:

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2433/anan176006.jpg

>>127 Thanks Umechi-san, I meant, the section after 8:40, but it is a rather long skit
to translate. I understood that Nakamaru was calling for the next customer,
who happens to be the vampire, I understand the bit that vampire says that
he is aliar, he hurt his teeth. But I don't understand the rest.

Thanks so much for the Kansai dialect explanation!!!!

>>118
She says, "Very well. Now thou art a blade of the Dark Moon."

"Thou art" is an old way of saying "you are," in very old dialects of English.

>>91
UBER CRAZY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYLWe09cOjc

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8356042

^^

The Nintendo 64 is state of the art

i am only normal person .
i just wanna touch sexy hip, thank you!!

>>135
CRAZY

>>132
I'm not into vocaloids.

Two old men were packing their golf bags ready to leave for a
round at the golf club when one of them noticed a funeral
procession passing by. He paused, straightened his back and
removed his hat in a gesture of respect.
“That was very good of you, John,” said his partner, “I never
realized you were so respectful.”
“It’s the least I can do,” said John, “It would have been our
fortieth wedding anniversary next Tuesday.”

An amateur football coach was worried that his team was not
showing signs of improvement, so he telephoned the manager
of the local professional team and asked him the secret of why
his side was so good? “That's easy,” said the pro manager,
“we practice every day against 11 dustbins.”
Two weeks later, the two men met in a pub, and the pro manager
asked the coach if the plan had worked. “I’m afraid not,” he replied,
“We decided to abandon the idea after the dustbins won 5-0.

SPARKY IS FINALLY BACK!! TALK TO SPARKY MOAR!!
ALSO YOU CAN POST ANYTHING CRAZY TO ENTERTAIN SPARKY!!

>>120
After I did some search on the net, I failed to find an only English
version. So maybe the bilingual version is what's only available.
It's wierd to think that the book was on the best selling list back in 2006? 7?
in Japan and all English speaking people can get is the bilingual version.
The publishing company seems to cator to Japanese English learners,
judging from the books they publish, hence, bilingual version.

I think I saw the book on the shelve of the English book section of a bookstore
I sometimes visit, but unfrotunately I didn't grab it so I don't know it
it was a bilingual version or English only version. In this day and age,
if There's an English only version, chances are you can find the information about it on the net.
The fact i couldn't find it, probably English only version doesn't exist, although
I admit I'm not so good at searching....

>>123
>at one point his accent changes 13:18), am I right?

His accent has change to Osaka dialect intentinally already from 09:57 (not from 13:18) and all the way to the end.
His line at 9:23 has Osaka accent, too.

>What does "sienaaaa" mean??(10:55).

I would say "seh-ya-nah" means "You are right," "Yes," "I agree" in Osaka (Kansai) dialect.
rather than "I see."

>>137
.......
how about utaloid?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntz5nJGrnOE&fmt=18



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9QjtmIu8kw&fmt=18
I WANNA BE A BOON

new name ^^
陽電子

PEOPLE HERE WILL SOON RECOGNIZE 陽電子 AS SPARKY!!!
WE SHOULD TALK TO HIM EVERYTIME WE SEE HIM HERE!!
THAT'LL MAKE HIM HAPPY FOR SURE!!
陽電子 NEEDS TO BE HAPPY!! HE SHOULD BE RELIEVED OF MENTAL PAIN THAT BEING A GAY
BRINGS TO HIM!
DON'T FORGET TO MENTION WINDOWS ME IS THE BEST!!

>>142
What's the difference?

I want something to drink.

I want something hot to eat.

>>146 >>147 I am making tomato soup for tomorrow.
They are organic, with a bit of garlic and olive oil and mint,
and some flour to give it a nutty falvour. I would serve
it with some rye bread.
Would you like some?

>>141 Thank you very much for telling me all this.
It is very kind of you to do this search. You are right about the English version.
It looks like I need to order the bilingual book from Amazon-Japan.
Never done that before. I hope I can handle the transaction.
I think the book is interesting judging by the way it angered a lot of people.
I am dying to read it and pass it on to the person I am buying it for.

Re: Kame's accent, I think the concert was in Osaka. Now it makes sense.
It is so much fun, although I understand only parts of the dialogue,
to detect the accent change. I suddenly have some hope of learning the language!
Watching such dialogues really motivates me to learn Japanese.
Kat-tun probably don't realise that they are acting as the cultural
ambassadors of Japan. (Even if you don't like the idea.
I beleive this is the case.)

~believe~

>>149
There is help for English speaking custmers in Amazon.co.jp although the amout of HELP info is
less than Japanese info as Amazon says.

HELP:http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=1039576

These two pages below would be helpful for starters. These two pages cen be
reached from the HELP page link above after cliking a few links.

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=hp_rel_topic?ie=UTF8&nodeId=1039600
Shpping and delivery:http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/help/customer/display.html?&nodeId=1039606#preferences

Good luck. If you need some help, you can ask here. Also, I think you can
contact to Amazon.co.jp.

Amzon contact: http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=hp_rel_topic?ie=UTF8&nodeId=1039622

Like earthquakes and tsunamis occur in the same year 869 AD,
the population was 1,000 in (currently estimated to 20,000) is
the thing that killed it.In one village in which they built a
stone monument to tell future generations the lessons of that
time,"dangerous environment out there" seems to have a legend.
So I rushed to the front of this monument in the earthquake
tsunami, villagers I lived on a hill than a monument, a person
is likely no damage.Even if you have the full use of the
conveniences civilization, the threat of natural human thing to
do even Can. Listen to the teachings of our ancestors, and what
has to be protected from the naive As a result, think about
what will be.

nin

ffa

The weather is TERRIBLE here.
Cannot decide whetherit is summer or winter.
It destroys your sleep cycle!
I wanna go back to Venus to get reset.
But itis so expensive!

my bycycle is missing and i am now depressed ><

>>156
We will hunt down whoever stole Sparky's bike.

my penis is bokking

I had a question when I read >>156.
Word "now" does can put that position?
I think "I am depressed now" is correct.

Please tell me an answer.

>>159
"I am depressed now" may sound a little less awkward, but both are perfectly acceptable to use.

I correct sentence second line in >>159.
Exchange "Does it can put that position which word 'now' ? "

>>160
In other words, it is as correct as >>156, but >>156 is better than it?


I've got a feeling I am using too much "correct", isn't it?

>>148
The tomato soup looks delicious.
Do you like to cook?
I would like to eat a poatage soup and a steak.
Can you cook them for me?

>>151 You area a STAR you know that!
Thanks for posting those links here. That is so kind of you!
The poeple on this thread are such lovely helpful people!
I will read the guides and let you know when the book arrives.
If could move on to a new job soon I would have ordered
a Kat-Tun calendar too.

>>156 Spa-ki-4 I am sorry to hear that!
When mine got stolen I was really upset too.
Last week my front lights were stolen.
I hope you get a new one soon.
Please lock it with two locks next time.

>>162 Thank you. I only like to cook for parents and friends.
I don't enjoy cooking for myself unlike this chap:

http://twitpic.com/4zzyfq

However to make things economical and for health reasons
I need to cook.

I could try making you potage and steak should be easy.

"my bicycle is missing" implies that his boyfriend left him for another gay.
Take it this way. His bicycle means a boy. He meant to say he used to ride on that bicycle
and he could handle it with ease. Now that it's missing, it dawned on him that
a boy is harder to ride than an actual bicycle is. That's why he's depressed.
Don't take what Sparky says as it is. Put it in gay perspective. You'll see what's really hidden
in the code.

i am depressed ... and still trying to recover

Do you have any idea who stole the bicycle?
Who's responsible?
You didn't lock the bike when you left or someone lockbashed it?
Live strong, Sparky. You can buy a new one, which is far better than an old one.
You are a cute gay. So there'll be someone who's interested in you.

>>167 Yodenshi4 is that why you changed your name?
I hope you find a bicycle and a new loved one soon and not be so lonely.

If only the bicycle was connected to Windows ME..

Sparky is in depression. Please encourage him, everyone.
He can't trust in anyone now. He will lose hope to live at this rate.
All we have to do is talk to Sparky. Sparky loves Windows ME.
If you praise Win ME, he will be happy to hear that. That's the least we can do.

>>171
^^
>>170
WWWW
>>169
i am tired of being called gay
>>168
a fucking USA NAZI


this theif is now what i label as a hate crime wwww

USA is extreamlydangerous. >,<
I need AK-47 for defence ww


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSKGeUlZuWY
I am building a 486 machine

>>172
Buy a new bicycle and an AK-47, and attach the gun to the bicycle as a self-defense mechanism. You will be driving a sort of miniature tank.

Sparky is a boy with a girl's mind. Naturally, he likes boys.
I don't know if it's appropriate to call him gay. But simply put,
he's a gay.

An image of my missing bicycle but mine had a different paint job and it was red instead of blue http://irvs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/imag0730.jpg

>>172
Love AKB48 instead of AK-47

>>175
The tires on that bike don't match. It looks like a mountain bike rear tire,
and a street bike front tire. That's a bit odd.
Anyway, it looks like a good bike. I'm sorry yours is missing.

I have this mother board but i cannot get it to detect the CPU properly

><
the cpu is a 3 volt am486 @ 100mhz

nanja

What do you think about Ninpo-cho?
2ch, Japanese a big BBS, implemented the system to settle problem of write restrict.
But it's an obstacle when create new thread.

Oh, I've mistaken.

What do you think about Ninpo-cho?
2ch that Japanese a big BBS implemented the system to settle problem of write restrict.
But it's an obstacle when create new thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w8G7sjPLXs
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>182
This is cute!
Miku is running www

Talk to Spargay more!! He's so excited about this attention that he can get over the bicycle!!
Help him get rid of the mental pain the fucking USA NAZI brought to him!!
Spargay is happiest when people talk to him!! Let him talk a lot about Windows ME
and gay fashion!! Exciting!!

What colour do you like best, 陽電子?
Pink?

>>182
They're so cute !
Rin Kagamine is my most favarite character in vocaloids.
And Miku Hatsune bring rather erotic feeling to me.

>>184
Spargay is what?
Possibly is it Sparky?
And Sparky named "陽電子"?

>>184
Who's he?

Spargay also known as Sparky.
Spargay is a name specially used to mean Sparky is a gay for short.
That's a well known fact, isn't it?

>>165
Thank you.
I rarely cook by myself because i'm living alone.
Everyday i eat the half-discounted lunch sold at the Supermarket.
It's not good for my health, is it?

i wanna be oshiriｰkajirimushi

>>190
You can bite Sparky's ass if you are a boy.

>>189 I agree. You must look after yourself better especially if you have no
one with you. Today I bought spinach but I am so tired I could not cook it.
I just had the soup from yesterday.
Food tastes much better when it is shared. Even if it is the reduced
price food you buy from a combi store. I think it is so human to share
food.

>>189 Sometimes it is best to buy fresh food in small amounts.
Better to eat home cooked food in small amounts than supermarket food.
You have to be careful about your health.
If you fall ill, it will cost you more to recover.

I heard that in America a gay boy was shot to death just because he was gay.
With that in mind, it may be better to lose his bicycle than to lose his life...
Sparky should think that way. Your bicycle protected you and you survived, Sparky.
Instead of being depressed, it's better for you to appreciate your bicycle.

>>159
You can put it a lot of places.
"Now I am depressed," "I now am depressed," "I am now depressed," "I am depressed now."
They all work, even if some sound better than others.

陽電子 (youdensi) means "positron". This is a pretty big change for Sparky-kun.

Positron said he was depressed. His name sounds positive, but actually he's in a negative mental state.
It's a bad joke. He should name himself Negatron.

>>183
^^
>>185
いいえ！！！！
it's Electric Yellow

HTML HEX #FFFF00

>>196
wwww
I am positron wwww

nin

Nope, you are Negatron. Rather, I'd like to call you neGaytron.

>>199
オマエがナ！

You are a pink person, aren't you, neGaytron?
As far as I know, you love to wear a pink skirt.

neGaytron sounds funny. I love it. wwwwww
Use it, and you are my hero. www

Guys, Sparky has said he was tired of being called gay!
If you loved him, you would stop

( ´3`)〜♪ Do you love Sparky?

It's kind of troublesome to type negaytron everytime.
Can I use Gaytron/Gtron instead?

>>203
Don't call him gay!!!
Just use neGaytron. It's a name. So there's no problem about it.

I believe Gaytron is used to be called gay because it's the unmovable truth.
Why care? He should be proud of being a gay. He has the right to have interest in boys
no matter what other people say. Have courage, Gaytron. We're supporting you. ^^

>>205
Why not? neGaytron will creat a new world.

Gay or straight or bi they are nothing.
Everyone is different.

I like tacos.

>>203
^^

>>210
Make up your mind, dude. What name are you going with?

それだけは

http://news020.blog13.fc2.com/blog-entry-1374.html

You can see various videos filmed when March 11th earthquake hits and
huge Tsunami came. The videos aren't famous ones that you might have seen
before because famouse ones were intentionally excluded. But still the
videos on the page vividly shows how scary the quake and tsunami is.

Personally I like the top video where he at first hadn't recognized how
serious situation he himeself was in looking at Tsunami coming from far away and then
gradually he realized how big the tsunami is and got panicked.

After the video, he jumped on a floating boat and floated away to nearby inn and broke
the window of the inns at second floor (meaning probably the water hight was as high as the
second floor) and got in and go up to the roof top and survived.

I have written new response.

>>211
I think 芸電子 would be suitable as his Japanese name.

we r tomodachi!

oshiri and gaytron are homodachi!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBi7Zhv4Swc&fmt=18
^^

>>218
How can you find such vides, Gaytron?

Joe Biden discusses Afghan War, gay marriage, and Korea in exclusive interview.

Joe Biden: Gay Marriage in U.S. 'Inevitable'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzwRVzwSwLw

What do you guys think about gay marriage?
Is it really inevitable in America?
How large is gay population there?

Ok a challange for you...

Recently Google decided that my "Japanese web page search translations into English" is the work of a robot.
It asks me to provide some "captcha" entries and still refuses to return the translated pages.

Because of what their new "decision" I cannot search, for instance,
"Kame rumours" and "Kame news" and have it translated to English.

How can I overcome this problem? Any competent hackers?

What's in it for me?

>>320
Gay marriage should be allowed in U.S.
Gay people all around the world will head to America that way and America will again be very energetic.
Also Sparky will be happy to have his boyfriend. ^^

>>221
Google Chrome has the translations built right into the browser, so
you could try that.
Unless that's what you're already using...

>>320
I have no idea why some males prefer males to females, but based on the fact that
they really do exist, I don't think I can stop them getting married if they love each other.
What if they adopt a child, would one of them play a mother's role?
Or he/she is supposed to call both of them daddy?

>>221
You could always use a proxy service, or a different translator.

>>220
If America becomes gay friendly, then it'll be a heaven for Sparky.
So I agree with the idea.

Gay marriage, of the Spargay, by the Spargay, for the Spargay.

hey

>>220
Gay marriage is inevitable because it already exists. I'm not sure how
many states allow it, but the three that I've lived in do, CT, MA and CA.
It's inevitable in other states because most Americans don't like the
goverment telling them what they can't do. And Americans that DO like
the government telling people what they can't do generally have a soft
spot for gay people, anyway.

>>230
Actually, CA only briefly allowed it.

One day I was working out in a gym in vancouver.
Suddenly one guy approached to me and told me that he wanted to work out with me.
I had no reason to refuse it, we started to workout together.
But he was looking at my working and sometimes touched my arms and shoulder.
Then I realized what he had wanted.
Finally I had to tell him that I was not a gay.
As you know vancouver is chosen as the most comfortable place to live in the world.
But at that time I felt seriously uncomfortable. Thanks for reading.

>>232
That's an interesting story. That guy failed. How sad.
Sparky would give you an offer you can't refuse.
He wouldn't touch you. He would try to let you touch him.
That's a smart move on his part, isn't it? Sparky is a smart gay.
He know how to disarm people while he has the weapon of ass destruction.
So the first thing Sparky would do is talk with you about Windows ME or Hatsune Miku,
and make you confortable. Then he would ask you how to use gym stuffs and make you touch
his hands while he's staring at your eyes. He can play innocent. After that comes the moment.
Oh, Canada is close enough to America. You can fly to meet Sparky. Good luck!

>>232
You were cold.

What if the guy is like Jonte?
You must've wanted to make friends with him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QlwdsVK0Z4

>>232
touching each other is something normal at the workout situation.
if you notice his training form is starange ,you would touch him (like his arms and shoulder..) and try to change it.
unless you were touched some delicate positions, you should not define him as a gay easily.

>>233
Going to the gym with Sparky sounds like fun. I'm usually not motivated
to go to the gym, but I would go if I had a friend to talk to about Windows
ME. I'm not sure what you mean by 'the moment' though. Maybe that's when
we max out on reps and can add more weight to our squats.

Love this guy! www
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YzYra58_Fk

my 486 is awesome

What is your 486?

>>239
486 prossccessor based machine

oh thats gay.

I only like 電子音楽 the most

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_YM3812
I have this CHIP w ^^

What do you think of working out with a boy to make them touch you, Gaytron?
You like it, don't you?

>>244
I no interest in humans.

>>245
I have no interest in humans.*
wwww typos

http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%81%E3%83%83%E3%83%97%E3%83%81%E3%83%A5%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3#.E9.9F.B3.E6.BA.90.E3.83.81.E3.83.83.E3.83.97.E3.81.AE.E5.85.B7.E4.BD.93.E4.BE.8B
^^
I have the Yamaha_YM3812 on my sound blaster 2.0

What's your opinion about gay marriage, Gaytron?
Do you agree or disagree with the idea and why?

Athletes who are exercising for a long period of time should drink at least 8 to 10 ounces of water every 15 minutes.

An excerpt from a news article today.
When I was younger and joined a sport club, I used to be told not to intake water during the practice because it is bad in terms of building up stamina.
Turns out, that theory had no scientific background healthwise and was potencially dangerous.
We should drink anytime if we need and keep our body replenished especially in the coming season.

>>249
It was/or still is believed in Japan that to strengthen "Konjou こんじょう" is important
when it comes to winning sports although American think Enjoying comes first even
in competitive sports.

Not to drink water during hard training/practices might be proved to be ridiculous from scientific reasons, but I still think
that can strengten your "konjo" and is important to win a game/match.
I think after all, what separates winner from loser is how much "konjo" you have, not techniqus ans skills you have.
You may say this sounds like Japanese mentality, though.

>>248
stop calling me that

（　＾ω＾）
　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　I wonder what does the left end of my table look like.
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　 　 .|　　　　　
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　 ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　 ＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　 ￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

don't touch me!

Spargay has been aiming to touch Oshiri's ass for the sake of justice.

I have heard when cities are to be burnt if you look back to discribe it you would become a pillar of salt.
I took recording papers from the scholar so he had no reason to discribe.
When a night comes as I walk carrying heavy papers I slipped and the scholar looked back.
I will have to be more careful.


Here is no privacy so I'd like to say personally later.

　　　　　　　　　　 ＼　／
　　　　　　　　　　(＿O|・|O) 　 it never rains in southen osaka〜♪
　　　　　　　　　　（　´・ω・）
　　　　　　　　　 ~~(=O┬O
　　　　　　　　　◎-ヽJ┴◎　ｷｺｷｺｷｺ
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

What the hell is going on here
and what the hell is with that brat above me

I'm sorry. I have been too long without privacy here. I'm not sure if it is proper to express private emotion.

>>258
By the way, are you gay ?

I think what it matters here is not gay or not, but for myself, no.

>>220
I have allowing gay marriage is the best way to break sex
discriminations. So, I suggest it should be allowed even in
other countries. I'm a straight but I honestly sympathy with
all gay guys. I guess in the world all gay guys wanna marry
his boyfriend. So, it should be allowed in the other countries.

Ah, I wanna add one thing. In the world, there are many anti-gay people.
I wanna ask them this question, "What If you have a lovely son and one
day the boy confesses "I'm a gay, I can't really stop loving only men! So,
would you mind if I marry my boyfriend?"suddenly, you kill him?"

Unrelated to above my posting, talking about Japanese idol goup, AKB48.

According to today's news about the idol group, on yesterday Atsuko Maeda
won the right to sing in front. This video is Atsuko Maeda interviewed after
general election to decide person who sings in front. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRZ7s8l1OJM&feature=relmfu

I'm not a AKB48 freak and don't love her. But I'm amazed at this news.
Because some fans, or fanboys bought so many their single CDs...
I think it's the great benefit to Japan. And I wonder how much money they earn on this time.
I've got to concede thier effect to Japan and thank them for contributing to Japanese economy.

>>250
Do you think they must sacrifice their health for "Konjo"? It is really ridiculous!
All things based on health. Even though, we have nothing, only if we have health body, we can accomplish all things.

>>256 mb of ram!

I use a 自転車!

But hey, look at my penis. He is sound to the max but kind of short and
looks depressed.
I'm not saying being healthy doesn't matter, but how dare you say only
if we have bla bla bla bra.
Gays like you won't understand how I feel about it anyway.
Now I'm just training my dick to conquer the world with it.
Just wait and see faggot.
I bet you will kneel down to my dick crying like a baby.

This thread about gay since when?

Man, since when do you live here in this smelly thead?
We've been talking about gays for a long time because some gay
appeared here and said "I want to die...because I have a damn stick
down here...." and then this thread became like this.
DEAL WITH IT

I've been starting to stay in this thread about a month ago.
I had been feeling always, this thread has many words that Gay.
I don't hope but I got some knowledge about gay.
And I think not bad to gay marriage.

But attention, I am not gay!!!
I like pretty or beautiful girl. And I love so.

>>262
AKB otaku seems to never hesitate to spend big bucks for their favorite members.
They might be a good driving force for the economy,
but I want to advice them not to chase reinbows and instead use the money for someone close to them.

>>224 >>226 thank you.

Look at 2:05 wwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LZO6U8r_v4

These two are really good friends apparently.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck
I don't get what's so funny about a gay throwing ballllllllllllll
We don't want to see anything but girls' boobs faggot

>>270
You may not be interested in bsaseball itself but the hitter was one of the
best players in Japan and a star player. From this season he went to America, the birthplace of
baseball to play on highest level with a big and lucrative contract. Unfortunately, he got injured and now
he's in rehabilitation program.

Do you think Sparky had his ball removed?

Testing, I cannot post.

Or can I?

Nishioka Tsuyoshi, of course I know who he is.

Sparky doesn't have testicles from birth because she is a bitch not a gay

>>255
It's a bible story.

18And Lot said unto them, Oh, not so, my LORD:
19Behold now, thy servant hath found grace in thy sight, and thou hast magnified thy mercy, which thou hast shewed unto me in saving my life; and I cannot escape to the mountain, lest some evil take me, and I die:
20Behold now, this city is near to flee unto, and it is a little one: Oh, let me escape thither, (is it not a little one?) and my soul shall live.
21And he said unto him, See, I have accepted thee concerning this thing also, that I will not overthrow this city, for the which thou hast spoken.
22Haste thee, escape thither; for I cannot do anything till thou be come thither. Therefore the name of the city was called Zoar.
23The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot entered into Zoar.
24Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
25And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
26But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.

>>278
Basically, the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were full of bad people, so God decided to destroy them.
The only problem was that a guy named Lot and his family lived there, and God thought Lot was a pretty cool dude, so he gave him a chance to escape.
Lot said, "Thanks for saving me, but I don't want to live in the wilderness. Look, there's a nice town over there. Can I go live there instead?"
And God said, "Sure, but it's gonna be pretty crazy when I destroy Sodom and Gomorah, so don't look or you'll turn into salt."
So Lot took his wife and ran to Zoar (That's the name of the small town) and he followed directions and didn't look back.
And while they were running, God pretty much blew the shit out of Sodom and Gomorrah, with fire falling from the sky and all sorts of crazy stuff, and killed everyone.
But Lot's wife got curious, and looked back at the destruction, and she turned into salt. Just like God said.

I think the moral of the story is that you can't trust women, because they ruin everything. (I'm joking)

>>255 >>278 >>279
If someone wants to look it up, this is from Genesis 19, verse 18-26

Toooooooooooo loooooooooooooong gook
It would take ages to read this shit all the way through

Recently，my face　gets　itchy　when　Im　in　outdoors．

Is　it　the　effect　of　radioactivity？　hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWWWWWWWW

Is there a description in your bible why the city didn't have enough of good people.
Had they gone elsewhere, or had they just changed, then why.
Anyway it is God who sees the fate of the city.

>>283
Two angels came to visit Sodom for whatever reason, and Lot took care of them.
For some reason, that night all the men of he city showed up at Lot's house and demanded for him
to give the visitors to them so they could all have sex together. I guess they didn't realize it was angels.
That's what made God angry, but he liked Lot because Lot told everyone to buzz off.

I see good people could just make mistakes.
I'm sure my tutor of old days was a good person. He had some of Asperger traits. We had good times when we are in a perfectly protected place, where no need of important decisions.
Later he became a principal of a private school where he needed fatal decisions for teachers and students. In several years somehow he and his teachers lost their healths.
He was intelligent and careful so I couldn't believe his decisions itself were wrong.
The school closed its doors.
Maybe something like that could happen in any cities.

hey, soul sister!! shall we dance !!
oshiri furifuri !! (konomama asamade)

There could be nice music for you and your sister.
I wonder if you don't have school tomorrow.

>>281
Nobody is going to force you to read it.

jook, are you going to teach English in Japan?

>>288
Don't take it personally. The way he says it is very common when they
see longish post in 2chan overall.
It's not that you have to follow what he claims. You can post as long a
post as you like, which I do when it has to be long to convey a message.

“Dad,” asked little George one day, “Why do storks lift one
leg when they sleep?” “Well, George,” replied the father,
“If they lifted two, they’d fall over.”

Q:　What is black, white and red all over?
A:　A newspaper!

I have a question...
"○○なんてもんじゃありません"
Literally it means that something is not ○○, but why
do I always see it being used to say that something IS ○○?

>>292
That expression is often used in casual conversation when ○○(I think it's usually an adjective) is an understatement.

疲れるなんてもんじゃない means it's extremely exhausting.

All this grammer gives me a headache...

Thanks, that makes sense, I thought it would be something like that but wasn't sure.

Poop on me

I'm eager to poo on your face.
Lie on your back and close your eyes. If you prefer it, you can keep them open.

Whaaaaaaat the fuck I'm asking beautiful girls not you dude! not youuuu!!
Who the hell out there wants to get drenched in crap I'm kind of crazy but not
to the point of that!!!
Damn...now I want to see pink nipples..

Shut up fuckin' bullshit.

Bullshit!? How can you say that faggot

Put your smelly dick in your pants brat I don't have time for brats like you

Boobs with pink nipples that's all I want

Anyway, I'll meet Canadian girl tomorrow. But I have no topic.
Help me guys!

What color are her nipples

>>303
I'm not sure. I'll check it out.

>>304
Yeah thank you dude take a picture of them if you can
Canadian girl hmm how old is she?

>>305
18years old. And I'm 19.

I took an EIKEN exam for pre-1 grade today. I think and hope its outcome is good.
After coming the outcome to my home, I'll write it here.

Ah, do you know Japanese comic singer. Tatso Kamon's newest single Kibou no Merch?
Maybe you don't know at all. So, I explain it to you. The single is charity song for the victims
of the Touhoku earthquake on 11 March.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxM0FqlGMmg

In next posting, I post the translated lyrics by me.

「Kibou no Merch(Merch of hope for Japan)」 Word&Music:Tatsuo Kamon Translated byUmechi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxM0FqlGMmg

美しいふるさと　大切な人たち Our beautiful land Our beloved people
思えば　虚しく　折れそうな心 Thinking of them Our hearts going breaking fragilely
夜の闇の中　励まし　励まされ In the darkness of the night, we all encourage each other
優しさ受け取って　心温まる Feel your kindness and my heart warming

ここから頑張ろう　力を合わせて Be together to do out best
自分にできること　ゆっくりでいいから All you can do Just do it slowly
前を向いて行こう　少しずつでいい Go straight Just do little by little
希望をこの胸に　元気出していこう With your hope Keep staying strong

　復興だ！復興だ！負けてたまるかＮＩＰＰＯＮ！！ Get recovery! Get recovery! We all never surrender NIPPON!!
　もう一度　立ち上がれ！　声あげていこうＮＩＰＰＯＮ！ Once again Get up now! Let's say this word NIPPON!

Continued to 2nd verse...

(2nd verse)
ひとりじゃできない事でもみんなで Even if it can't be done alone We can do it together
心を一つに　乗り越えていこう Come together to go over this trouble
何度何度も　立ちあがってきた We all have got up again and again
我らのこの絆　今こそ見せてやれ Let our bond stand out now

みんなで頑張ろう　今日を越えていこう We all can do out best to pass today
希望がある限り　きっと花が咲く As long as you have hope your dreams will come true
平和な毎日を　この手で取り戻そう Let's get back our peaceful everyday
優しい思いやり　本当にありがとう Thanks for all your kindness

ここから頑張ろう　力を合わせて Be together to do out best
自分にできること　ゆっくりでいいから All you can do Just do it slowly
前を向いて行こう　少しずつでいい Go straight Don't need to hurry up
希望をこの胸に　元気出していこう With your hope Keep staying strong

　復興だ！復興だ！みんなの力でＮＩＰＰＯＮ！！ Get recovery! Get recovery!
　この国は素晴らしい！世界に誇ろうＮＩＰＰＯＮ！！ This land is wonderful! Be proud of this NIPPON!!

　復興だ！復興だ！負けてたまるかＮＩＰＰＯＮ！！ Get recovery! Get recovery! We all never surrender NIPPON!!
　もう一度　立ち上がれ！　笑顔でいこうＮＩＰＰＯＮ！Once again Get up now! Go with smile NIPPON!

>>269
Yeah, Agreed. When we think back the legendary actor, Yon-sama's great fuss back
in around 2004, a lot of middle aged women had spent so much money towards his events and etc.
The AKB's event remind me of those foolish old days. But at least, AKB Otaku is contributing
the Japan's economy while Yon-sama's die hard Obasan fans only contributed the economy
in Korea.

3=====D ~~~~~~~~~~~ cum attack baby

Oh i failed
3=====D 〜〜〜〜〜　This is cum attack baby

>>309
I guess "We can all" is better than "We all can".

>>289
I want to go back to Japan somehow, for a long period of time. Teaching would be one way to do it.
Several programs exist to bring foreigners to Japan to teach English. They don't have very many requirements,
but one thing they all need is a Bachelor's degree. It doesn't matter what subject. It doesn't even seem to matter
if you can speak Japanese at all. But you need a degree.
Unfortunately, I was pretty lazy in college, and didn't accomplish much. I have a long way to go before I would be able
to graduate. I'm not even going to school right now.

>>290
If people took things online personally, they would never have a good day.
It doesn't bother me if someone doesn't read things. I only posted it because I want to,
and I thought >>255 might be interested.

>>291
The newspaper one works better when you say it out loud.
If you write it, you can see the difference in "red" or "read."
But since you say them the same (in this case), if you say the joke out loud, the person
doesn't know which one you mean. That's why it's funny. You're supposed to assume it's "red" when
it's really "read."
Therefore, writing it is less effective.

>>291
Also, the alternate punchline: "A zebra in a blender."

Busty girls behind me are talking about how many times a week they
musterbate... 3=====================D

>>317
And what did they say?

>>318
Two of them said like "Hmm about 3 days a week...I guess"
the rest said "I have sex with my boyfriend instead of musterbating"
3=============================================D 〜

Now I feel like a pervert

>>310
I suspect that those who were crazy about Yon-sama also used to be crazy about other idles when they were young.
Old habits die hard.

>>316
Oh! How cruel and nonsense. lol
But I know sometimes that's what a joke is about.

>30 Rock star and former SNL alum Tracy Morgan’s June 3rd stand-up routine drove offtrack,
>and eventually off a cliff when the comedian went on a homophobic tirade while onstage in Nashville,
>Tennessee. Morgan reportedly attacked President Obama for supporting the LGBT community,
>called homosexuality a choice, and even threatened to stab his own son to death
>if he ever came home from school and told his father he was gay.

>When the audience began to turn on Morgan, he reportedly remarked that
>“if gays can take a dick up their ass, they can take a joke.”

>Kevin Rogers, who was in the audience, shared his account of the hateful incident with Truth Wins Out.

What do you guys think about Tracy Morgan's rant?

nice tits

Gaytron would be angry at this Stacy guy. He would feel estranged if his dad were against gays.
He needs to be encouraged, everyone. Please talk to him next time Spargay appears.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001984/Japan-tsunami-earthquake-Pictures-recovery-3-months-later.html

Before and after the 3/11 quake.

No, I mean, both are AFTER but "Right after" and "3 months later."

#3==D

Rocken Roll is dead and so is Nanashi.

#====D ?

What are you doing now?

I'm drinking now. And you?

>>323
It's a one of president's job being always blamed.
I have a fear that for sensible artists it would be tough but artists these days seems less so.

>>317
Your work place doesn't sound quite concentrating but if that is what your work for rest of your life, I have no intention to disturb really.

What do you think of Stacy Morgan, Sparky?
Do you agree or disagree with him?

>>332
I've drunk a sleeping medicine instead of an alcohol last night !!

Let me slap your ass

HI CRAZIES

>>335
who?

If I was a female
I whould be a crazy perverted lesbian wwwwwww

Hi Sparky4

>>341
hi crazy

WTF Sparky is a dude!? damn he has been lying to us

Sparky is a liar he used to say he was a girl

>>343
>>344
What are you talking about? Me and Sparky are sexy lesbians.

My dog gazing me now

What a disgusting dickhead Sparky GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
#================D 〜〜〜〜〜　('A`)

i'm very sad because i am not good eng user

The text penis is supposed to be 8=====D

>>349
Which looks better?
#3====D
#8====D

>>350
With pubic hair I'd say that #3====D looks better

>>351
Now I can use #3===D with confidence thanks

Do you like the movie "Saving Private Ryan?"

>>348
Don't worry. I'm sure you will be fine. Just try. We can understand.

Never heard of it

>>353
Haven't watched it although I know it stars Tom Hanks.
If I remember correctly, GI Jane is also a war-related movie.
I have seen a promotion poster of GI Jane where Demi Moore's nipples perks up.
That might be a new marketing gimmic to attract male audience although I haven't
watched it either.

You can see the poster here.
http://www.garitto.com/product/index/10870808

>>348
日本語は私が下手から悲しい

As I'd say on 4chan, I know that feel[sic]
(4chan isn't as weird as futaba so don't hate)

>>354 thank you very much jook

I love illustration Moe girl is drawn that fuck her ass hole with adult hobby.
Penis fuck? No, it is very bad-looking and smelly.
I hate any men in erotic illustration.
If I look at an illustration that pretty girl is fucked by vibrator, beads, or thick stick, I am excited and erected my son.

Hey guys.
If you have same tendency, please announce yourself.

Please god bring a girl here

I cant help it

>>357
Are you American? Came from 4chan?

Is there anyone with no #3==D here?

>>363
What do you mean "#3==D"?

>>357 I cant understand what you say. Im sorry but thank you for reply for me.

You have one down there dude!!!!

>>357 Sorry I just understand what you say! Thank you.
But I dont know 4chan. Whats that?

Boooooooooooobs show your booooooooooooooooobs

oh,,,
this thread is crazy,,,

>>367
4chan is like 2ch but in English and you can tag images on your posts.
It actually started as a translation of 2chan (futaba?)
Stay away from /b/ - Random though. It's filled with new users that just want to post porn
>>364
I live in America but I was born in Scotland

>>370 coooooooool
I'm surprized that you already get how to reply to users ( >>+numbers ).
you're already 2channeler.
4ch...I have never known and Im interested in that

>>371
The 4chan experience helps lol
4ch and 4chan are separate 4ch is like 2ch but nobody goes there (sadly)

There are boards for Video Games and even Anime if you're into that sort of thing

I am surprized at there are people of USA in 2ch and I glad to see him here

>>372
where are you from ? are you american ?

>>374
I live in America but I was born in Scotland.

I adore New York Upper East Side

>>375
so where do you live in US ?

Oh Everybody loves foreigner

Are there only gay peaple in this thread?
I am too regrettable....

I hope let's talk about Moe girl.

i am girl 87 yeas old

>>380
I think you have to insert "a" into between "am" and "girl".

>>380
Oh girl!! wait...87YEARS!!!!????? WTF!!???...
I wonder what her p**y looks like


sorry

thanks! am a girl

>>383
Hey doddering girl!!! What do your boobs look like?

what's boob

Oh man just look it up if you don't know what it means

"Boobs" means "Breasts" but its a slang word.

Thank you I dont know about slang words

>>388
If you consult Goo dictionary, you will get an answer about your question.

You are a dude after all huh? man I fucking want to talk to a girl!!!

SLIMA SHADY IS IN ALL OF US.

>>391
Nah, I've got Tupac in me.

>>357
I must not be hanging around the right parts of 2ch, then. Or you're on the wrong part of 4chan.

>>373
There are a few. I live in Las Vegas.

I've started using BitTorrent.
Conection is very slow.
God help me.

>>394
You need to make sure that the ports that your BitTorrent client uses
are forwarded to your local IP address in your router settings. You're
doomed to have slow downloads unless you do that.

I think my router supports UPnP port mapping.

Okay I admit it.
I'm downloading a DVDISO of AKB48's concert.
Punish me if you please.

God is dead.

>>392
Sometimes it's good to dead young like Tupack to be admired as a super star forever.
James Deen, Elvis, Maririn Monroe...

I hope you won't regret of your age for that.

>>369
it is CRAZY!

>>379
I like moe too ^^

>>397
I'll spare your smiting as long as Yuki Kashiwagi is your favorite

>>403
I don't know any of their names!
All I see are their young healthy legs!

>>377
I live in Texas right now; all of my friends are brown

>>393
Maybe we both wondered off of the correct path :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNNmZwatAY

what dose this song mean?

>>406
I think it's about the struggles of everyday life and how she doesn't let them get to her
I think that お断りします is like saying "NOPE" on 4chan
Subtitled in English: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qLlyqR19gU

Gaytron, what do you think of Stacy's idea about gays?
Can you take his joke?

I wanna meet a cowgirl and have fun in hey stock together.

Let me know how to get a high score of TOEIC tests
I have only 400 scores

All you have to do is just pray for it or study hard.

Suck on your girlfrind's nipples as hard as possible and you can see
something you lack

You can see the moon which was hidden by shadow of the Earth tomorrow night
Lets try to watch

>>413
The word for that in english is "eclipse."
For example, "Tomorrow night, I will go outside to see the eclipse."
Or, "There was an eclipse yesterday, but I missed it because I was drunk."

こんにちは
セックス大好きです
じゃね

Lunar eclipse, it is always fleeting.

>>415
Ah, Nanashi, the phrase is from Family Guy - Season Premiere Preview #2, right?
The reason I know the phrase is that you used on you-know-what chatroom.

Hello, everyone. I finished watching the movie, Saya Zamurai. I think it's the best of
Hitoshi Matsumoto's movies.
Mr. Nomi who plays the role as hero of this movie acts well. I doubt he is really an
amatuer.

Greetings from Scotland.

This thread is proof that when learning a foreign language, everyone immediately searches for insults and swears.

In a movie, the needless things was said "Gay Gay Gay Retardedly Gay".
Why gay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcz2tCAfWwA
miku is scarey here

>>419
'Gay' can still be used as an adjective, to say that something is bad. It is mostly used by teenagers in this way.

miku = wallpaper of lappy4
MEたん　＝　wallpaper of compy4
together they are team NEGI

>>421
I see.
Indeed, the word was said by 17-year-old boy.

Search for 勝運 and kg2ch'll be happy.

>>418
Hello fellow Scot
The first things I said to people on the internet in Japanese were a lot like >>415

I have a question Garerh, Are there Cowboy in the Texas? Westen movie always cowboy in the Texas

and I think Humbarger of Texas very nice

>>426
Well there are some cowboys but it isn't really like the movies;
there are actually a lot of immigrants from Mexico here that come to find
work

I would say that Spanish in the USA is kind of like English in Japan, everybody
has to take classes on it in school but nobody remembers it. Although there is
less emphasis put on it so there's less heartache.

DON'T IGNORE SPARKY EVEN WHEN HE DOESN'T SPEAK OF GAYS!!
HE NEEDS ATTENTION!! FROM ANYONE!!!

Gareth thank you for reply

Too difficult for me to understand native English I cant understand second half
I want to be grandstaff in Narita airport, but my English skill is ...OMGOMG

Show me your boobs and I'll manage to make you a grandstaff

No〜 I learning to English myself

But it looks like you need to learn more about English Grammar
so show me your boobs and I'll tell you what is the best way to learn English

No No〜
Because I am a man

Just kidding :D

OMG

>>431
Well I'm not writing my best right now since it's like 6:11Am over here lol
You see like your English is good enough that you could just read and watch English stuff and learn that way

>>327
OMG

>>438
You seem like*

WITHOUT SPARKY, IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO SAY THIS THREAD IS DEAD!!!
SO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WHAT SPARKY HAS TO SAY AND RESPECT IT!!!
WE ARE ALL SUPPORTERS OF HIM!! DON'T FORGET THAT.

Thank you Gareth everytime I dreaming for the world culture and languages

Poop on me

Oh, my goodness !

what is poop
is this a slang

I guess it is shit of a dog in this case.

thanks

Why can't we cross a road at midnight?

In the middle of the night, Naomi was on her way home and came to an intersection. She wanted to get home as soon as possible because
it was unbearably cold day and on top of that it started raining. However, she came to a halt there. Not a soul was to be seen. No car
was coming. In spite of it all, she hesitated to cross the road. Why? That was only because traffic light turned red.

Question 1 : Why did she stop walking although she wanted to go home soon?

Question 2 : Would you cross the road if you were Naomi? Why or why not?

if i were naomi, i'd touch my ass all night long.

>>447
In the US, it creeps me out when people refuse to jaywalk. It's putting your trust
in a machine rather than your own ability to judge whether you will
get in the way of a car or not.
So, yes, I would cross the road, and I would probably do a little dance
in the rain as I crossed.

#3=D

>>418
You used to come here?
Long time ago, someone from Scotland posted the Almadilo, structure similar to
Australia's Opera House. Those were the days when people were more diverse.

バカバカチルノ

a

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/fm-osaka851

Above URL is FMOSAKA851カモン！EXPO大作戦！.
Kamon EXPO Daisekusen is a radio program of FM OSAKA and the personality is Tatsuo Kamon.
The radio program is on the air every Thrusday from 1am to 4am. So, it's late-show, what's more,
live broadcast.
The live broadcast starts on 16th Thursday 12:00am.
So, starting the live broadcast is from the momet Thrusday is over and Friday comes.

As always(?), I'll report the live broadcast in English on twitter. If you
have interest, please watch it.

>>451

No, this is the first time I have came to the English board, and my first time posting on 2ch. I only visit to test my Japanese reading skills.

By the Armadillo, you probably mean this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Wfm_foster_armadillo.jpg

Maybe people like 451 are too good at finding a source of quarrels.
But those people are familiar in 2ch.
Thank you for the comment.

#3====D
Test my Japanese reading skills?
How can you test your Japanese reading skills when people write in English here?

>>457
I usually visit the other boards for that. This is the first time I've come to the English board.

>>458
I see. It's kind of hard to read their comments for you, isn't it? you know they are
mixed with Hiragana, Katakana and Kanji.

Gareth I have a question
I like juice but I can buy juice only market or コンビニ in Japan
I hear that there are many " Juice shop " in USA
Its very nice systems. You can mix Yogult and any fruits you like.
Is this real? amazing that and I love in it

Don't ask questions to Gareth!!
You should ask anything to Sparky instead.
Sparky will be happy to answer any of your questions.
Sparky is gentle and smart. He loves boys.

>>459
I'm taking classes on Japanese, so i'm slowly getting there in regard to learning Kanji. There are still quite a lot I don't know, however.

>>460
I have never heard of anything like that. Maybe the genius and sexy Sparky4 knows.

Do you mean juice as like fruit drinks?

Oh yes fruit drinks

if you japanese, you must use IME function to change ひらがな to 漢字.if you type some ひらがな, then coversion lists are appeared at once.
but when i type english, i must type entire spells so that frequently i must check it on dictionaly. thats inconvinience, dont you think?.

Humm...
I have never thought about it. I think so too

no way to see you〜♪ Huh Huh

#3=D

I am used to 一太郎

do you like me like i like you

Who is that?

Oh Im Britney. S or Paris Hilton

I'm asking you who Ichitarou is.

Gareth I have a question
I want to know real name of Americans.
For example, Dave is David
Is Tom ?? Is John ??
Why they dont call their real name?
I wonder why they use shortname even situation that their office or other buisiness

Even Japanese doesn't know Ichitaro
Maybe it is the name of Japan style Bar

Hmm no offence but the part "Even Japanese doesn't know Ichitaro" made
me like "What? Even?"

Wow wow Yeah ♪
Listen to my beautiful voice♪〜

>>474
I'm not him but I think it's the same as Japanese people call their
friends or co-workers by their nicknames

Thank you for reply

>>460 There are juice shops in the UK too. Even open markets
sell on the spot freshly squeezed orange juice.

Juice is healthy, I have a juice maker and make carrot juice sometimes.
The best thing to do is to go to an orchard arme dwith a juice maker and
juice fresh organic fruits and vegetables. I can assure you it will boost
your health and you will glow (not in the dark, but I mean look healthy).

>>480 Thank you for reply
That's cooooooool I want to come UK and enjoy fleshly fruits juice
By the way
is "juice" wrong word? How called flesh fruits juice in UK or US

I know carrot of UK is very cute

If I had my own space I would make lots of juices for you!
Yes "juice" is the right word, but using it as "fruit juice" sounds better,
since "juice" is used as slang/colloquial even jargon terms.
But please check with a native speaker.
If you say "flesh" it would mean "human/animal tissue " or "meat" ratherthan refreshing; I think
you mean the word "fresh" perhaps.
Japanese people are sooo cute when they replace "r" with "l" it kills me...

OMG!!!Watch this video, a dude is taking a coke bath!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opd7T6wezo0

Spa-ki-4-san (or Positron)

What do you think of Kame's latest AnAn shots?

http://tinyurl.com/3jctpyl

Hello again. Nanashi has arrived to share his thoughts.
Ichitaro is a word processing package.
Something where fruits and things are mixed together into a juice is
called a "smoothie". You can find smoothie shops in airports and malls.
Less often, there will be shops that sell freshly-squeezed juice.
"Dave" comes from "David", "John" usually comes from "Johnathan",
"Tom" comes from "Thomas". They are simply shorter names, and many people
prefer them over their full name. Often only their parents will call
them by their full name.
Nanashi, away!

>>484
We call that emotion "Moe".

MOE
萌 え

Nanashi thanks for clarifying.
I prefer fruit juice to smoothie because they add milk products to smoothies.
I really love the sharp, refreshing flavours of fruits.

>>487 hey dont go yet
please tell me, why only male can use short name?
female cannot use shortname?

I thought "moe!" was meant for Akihabara maids/anime characters...
not real people? Thanks for clarifying.

So I should say ">>482-san you are so moe!" then....

>>492 萌え is always you can use
When you think CUTE thing
include foreigner's typing miss, mistake grammer, ...When you feel it CUTE!, you can use Moe

But you cant use buisiness scene
If you use for your boss you would be alone

That's all wrong

>>491
Girls can to. Like "Jenn" for "Jennifer" or "Pat" for "Patricia".

And yea, about smoothies, they do have more things in them. Usually ice
and often also milk or cream. But it varies a lot.
Smoothies got their name because they are thicker then juice.

I think Moe for girls means feel ero at least
I think Moe for animals means feel relax
I think Moe for foreigner means as if you were their parents because you feel CUTE for their spell miss or grammer miss

Moe is flexible

Pretty much right

nanashi thank you chu

>>495 I think the term " smoothie" may be American English,
but used in the UK as well.

Check it out

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoothie

>>493 "If you use for your boss you would be alone "

You mean I would be a full-time NEET instantly.

Hey boss you are sooo moe today (in that maid's outfit), ahahaha.

>>496 thanks for the explanation.

is Boss not fit that sentence?
Ohh sorry but I dont know right word
sperior?

So the regular NEET native Japanese English translator/linguist here,
is he on twitter?
I would like to keep in touch if he doesn't mind.
Sorry for being so direct because I am not Japanese !

superior
I missed sorry

>>501 It does fit, boss or supervisor would do.
I put that as an example to how to lose one's job (by commenting
on the boss' looks in a too friendly manner).

>>503 http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/superior
I am not sure whether this is American English.

Spa-ki-4-san (or Positron)

What do you think of Kame's latest AnAn shots?

http://tinyurl.com/3jctpyl

Oops I reposted, apologies... I will get me coat...

When I was student, my teacher told us that UK people hate Japanese who can not speak distinguish "r" and "l"
so I amazing you said me Moe

>>481
i heard juice maker is bothering us to wash .

I am not UK born! Therefore I am allowed to love people who make
moe spelling mistakes. I love moe accents too.
But the r-l replacement is really really cute! It makes me want to
just hug my Japanese friends when they speak English like that.

eclipse tonight
Watch moon The red moon

OMG but rainning now OMGomgOMG
Oohhhhh No

>>509 Moe
BTW 萌 this Kanji often used as female name
Moe-san or Megumi-san etc

>>486
IT'S A GIRL w








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcT3SDBZZIc
萌 song!

>>510
404

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcz2tCAfWwA
気狂い萌〜！

ども萌！
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10816936

>>513
Damn that's Hannyu from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
#3==D

>>515
Wow you use Nico Nico too

i heard a episode like that:
a japanese businessman is discussing at a meeting abroad.
but he cant distinguish r and l pronunciation so he said "election" but others take it "erection" and were compelled to laugh at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTqgj1rQFic ( ﾟ ω ﾟ )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gg1ehnDoY8 ^ω^

2ch is most powerful community on he internet wwwwwwwww

>>518
He had better just say "selection" instead.

>>517
since 2008
>>518
wwwww
moe!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4GqnQ06GBM
wwww the models don't blink

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10946975

my favoraite meたんvideo wwww

>>509
^^

onara shimashita.
too stink.

#3=====D ＜I'm gonna sleep bye for now
#3=D
# ＜Zzz

http://4ch.irc.su/+4/4/yotsubanome.php?res=572#r580
UBER FUCKING CRAZY
http://4ch.irc.su/+4/4/src/1308236238880.jpg

I love moe girls in computer display.
But, they can't go out from it.
Why? Why can't they appear in front of me!?
It is rather regrettable....

Do you know a way whatever I do for living life with them?

>>527
ttp://danbooru.donmai.us/data/7a4bd7e417acd5f11703cb83ca66a8b0.jpg

>>527
>>528
CHIRUNO IS A CRAZY BAKA WWWWWWWWWW



http://4ch.irc.su/+4/4/yotsubanome.php?res=572#r580

wwww

http://4ch.irc.su/+4/4/src/1308236238880.jpg
CRAZY Male Female relation ships should be like this

>>455
yes, that's the structure.

>>456
I don't understand what you mean. I'm peaceful, I guess...

>>513

>>486
IT'S A GIRL w

I will tell other Kame fans what you think. So you really think
Kame is a girl. My goodness. Some people tried some photoshop
manipulations to really make him look like one.

http://aprilchaos-88.livejournal.com/29165.html (scroll down pls)

Nooooo Jimmy Wales is back!

>>531
I believe Japan is most futureistic androgynous country w

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>>528
This is an English thread, remember?
"Why the hell are you surfing the internet when it's Christmas!!?"
"Cirno-chan, you shouldn't say things like that..."
"Why don't you go to a party? Why don't you go have se-"
"CI-CIRNO-CHAN! Stop that..."
"Don't you have friends? If not, then I'll be your friend!"
"Cirno-chan! You can't even touch him!"

Nanashi, away!

#
#3
#3====D ＜Sparky, you such a pervert just like me

whay's sparky
why you often use it

Gaytron is happy.

I like Chinese but I have never seen
NoNo, I cant notice them
Because we looks like Chinese and they looks like Japanese

こんにちは

>>539
But, many of them have almond-sharped eyes. And their atmosphere is often different from Japanese.

>>535
crino is good BAKA

Good morning, Sparkey.
You must be an early bird.

>>543
I am not >,<

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( 　ﾟ)━(　　)━(　　)━(ﾟ 　)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

came━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( 　ﾟ)━(　　)━(　　)━(ﾟ 　)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>545
ｷﾀ━━━(＾ヮ＾)━(＾ヮ)━( 　＾)━(　　)━(　　)━(＾ 　)━(ヮ＾ )━(＾ヮ＾)━━━!!

(｀･ω･´)ゞYes, sir!!!

>>544
Tell them you're a gay girl AKA a lesbian

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
Make a contract with me and I will grant you any wish, but you must become
a magical girl and fight witches

>>549
I am.... really foolish.

I wish my penis was 2cm longer...
#3====D ＜I feel sorry for you bro

>>549
IT'S A TRAP

Who is the best vocalist in Japan?

>>553
Me

Now, if my wish were come true. I hope to get wings.
Give me white wings like a bird on my back.
I wish to fly to the big sky with spread my wings.
To the nothing sad, and freedom sky.
Flapped my wings and I wish to go.

These are translated a Japanese song of "翼を下さい" by me.
Are these right?
This song's words are long in Japanese, but English translated words are less long.
I wondered it.

>>553
I think May'n is the best one.
She is the actress of Sheryl Nome in the series of Macross Frontier.
She is good at shouting at the climax of her songs.
I want to go to her live and listen to her voice actually in future.

>>554
Wow! I wanna listen to your voice.lol

>>556
I like her too.
Japanese anime singers are very very excelent I think.

By the way, do you know that Ichiro Mizuki has the most language pages of wikipedia?
He's the most famous Japanese singer, isn't he?

>>557
In English wikipedia, the list of languages for his page is longer
than the page itself, haha.
(...I've never heard of him, though)

I don't know much about anime world but I know him as one of singers who sings theme songs of animes.
In addition, I saw him singing on TV several times.
But I swear that he is not such a famous singer as you said.

I would like to be taught Japanese.
I can help somebody with their English, too.
Since I have mastered English literature.

Does anybody want to teach me Japanese? I plan to live in Japan.
...Everything I do is inconvenient for me, because I can't understand.

Anyway, if anybody that knows Japanese very well would like to take me in as their student, please leave a message.

uhuh so this thread has become a classified ad routine eh?

>>560

I think you should find yourself a girlfriend. A relationship
is the best way to learn a language.

>>560
Of course I mean to learn both to read, write and to speak.
One thing at a time.

>>561
Ad routine? I haven't really read the thread.
I remember posting in one of these threads a long time ago.

I don't want a girlfriend or a relationship, and I don't think there are many
Japanese girls that want a random foreigner that they have no experience with.

Plus there is no guarantee that said Japanese girl is capable of teaching.
Oh well. I'll look somewhere else.

>>533 I agree, some young Japanese guys look really androgynous,
and the trend is that androgynous looks are hot. Therefore
Japanese young men have the advantage.

Spa-ki-4-san do you like that kind of look?

Or do you think men should be more "manly".

>>563I was pointing out the fact that languages are best learnt when
you need to express yourself most ie in a relationship.

It is even better motivation when you are involved emotionally.

Otherwise it is like you are trying swim in still waters,
rather than in the ocean.

Today is my birthday.

I wanna sing like Eminem

お誕生日おめでとう

Gaytron became quite rude lately.

Congratulations on your birthday!
I wish you health and happiness for the future.

Thank you!

I want to speak something in English!
But いざ話そうと思うと何も話題が思いつかない。

>>568>>570
Thank you so much!

>>571
Who!?

Is Koshi Inaba's English good or not?
His wikipedia page says that he can talk with American staff members without translaters.
Moreover when he starts to write lyric, he makes it English in the first place and he changes it in Japanese later.

>>557
If you believe in the power of love, you can hear my voice in your heart.

>>575
Would that be 愛の気　or 愛の力?
Or something else?

(愛の気 / 愛の力)に信じれば、私の声を胸で聞ける

Is that right? This seems like kind of an abstract concept, so I'm not sure how to write it.

>>576
Or should that have been 胸に ?

3.11 was our scar
Earthqake drives me insane just I remember forever 311

311 is scar and thrills me when I sleep and nightmare
even though I am happy now

THIS IS REALLY VERY GOOD NEWS!!

http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=38762&Cr=prejudice&Cr1=

>The United Nations Human Rights Council today expressed
>grave concern at the violence and discrimination experienced
>by people because of their sexual orientation or gender identity
>and called for a global study to document the suffering they face.

SPARKY WILL BE HAPPY TO READ THE NEWS! IT'S LIKE THE UN SUPPORTS SPARKY OFFICIALLY!!

>>574
Koshi Inaba has higher level of English skill.
His pronunciation of English is really nice.
He has listened to American rock music since he was just a primary school student,
and he studied English by the radio program of English lecture by NHK when he was a junior high school student.
To my surprise, he has never studied abroad to learn English!

I like those text characters that you guys use on 2ch. They're very interesting and some of the more complex ones are stunning
On 4chan we also have reoccurring characters too but we use images instead of text

We have "Trollface" who symbolizes trolls: http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/trollface.jpg
Most of the characters don't have real names though, like this guy: http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/17-long-neck-reaction-guy.png

>>560
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

>>582
>On 4chan we also have reoccurring characters too but we use images instead of text
*On 4chan we also have reoccurring characters but we use images instead of text

Perhaps Koshi Inaba is the cooooolest person in Japan.

1,He is the top singer because B'z is known that it has the most CD sales,and needless to say he's a billionare.

2,He graduated from Yokohama Kokuritsu Univesity, He majered in education of mathmetics.

3,His looks is really exquisite and sexy ;-)

Britney

Unko bri britney thanks

warota

>>584 He is sexy!

Bad communication!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sQG8XAdicU

AEROSMITH loves B'z.

They performanced together at Tokyo Dome and Steven kissed Inaba.

Steven wanted the copyright of B'z song "Fireball".

Oops! I missed!
What's the hell "perfomanced"!?

I wanna die right now orz

What the hell is this dude above me doing
#3====D ＜Don't ask me that

Is there a native English speaker here?

>>589-590
Never mind.
We can get what you said.

>>592
Yeah, do you need help with something?
If you need a faster reply I'm usually in this chat (as are often a few other native speakers):
ttp://2chtenhou.chatango.com

>>589
why B'z is so loved to other major rock bands? i cant understand.
there jpn are many talented pop musicians exist such like 宇多田ヒカル, サザンオールスターズ, DCT, ユーミン、MISIA、mr.children as well as B'z.
they are too under evaluated by overseas. it's wonder.

>>594
Thanks!
I'll go there later!

L'Arc〜en〜Ciel became popular around the world.

I don know who he is

But I know who you are

I am looking for the listed soundtracks, especially the song
at the end of this drama :

http://tinyurl.com/6g7xshk

what an amazing set of songs!

this is the website but, I cannot find the list of songs:

http://www.tabi-000.jp/index.html

If anyone watches it and knows about the music, I would be very happy
to hear from them.

Thank you!

My penis is sixteen centi-meters long when erecting.
Is it longer or smaller?

"Takajin no sokomade itte iinkai" is so interesting.
Japanese mass communication should write about the true of China and Korea.

Han-Ryu is creepy :<

>>564
Androgyneous = GOOD

Q: What do you call a man with a cable hanging out the back of his head?
A: Mike

Q: What do you call a man who is made of rock and stands beside the sea?
A: Cliff

Q: What do you call a man who lives in autumn leaves?
A: Russell

Q: What do you call a man on whom people wipe their feet?
A: Matt

Q: What do you call a man who likes to work out every day?
A: Jim

Q: What do you call a man with no legs below the knees?
A: Neil.

>>601
longer than what?
it's probably shorter than chopsticks you use.

I watced the DVD of "Domoto Kyodai" which was broadcasted yesterday.

I was surprised that Takamizawa couldn't break an egg.

Mr. Peterson went to Spain on a business trip one day and left his precious
pet cat with his wife. A telegram was awaiting him when he checked into the
hotel, and opening it up, he read, “The cat’s dead!”
On arrival back in England, he angrily told his wife that she should never
give bad news so directly, as the news of the cat’s death had completely
spoiled his concentration on work. “You should have said something like,
‘The cat’s up on the roof and won’t come down,’” he told her, “That
would have prepared me gently for the bad news when I got home.”
Two weeks later, Mr. Peterson went to Paris on business. A telegram was
awaiting him when he checked into the hotel, and opening it up, he read,
“Your mother’s up on the roof and won’t come down.”

Peter’s wife was out shopping one day when she saw an adorable little
puppy in a pet shop window. Not being able to resist the temptation, she
purchased the dog and took it home. As she entered the house, Peter
looked up from his newspaper and asked, “What are you doing with that
fat gorilla?” “It’s not a gorilla,” said his wife in surprise, “It’s a puppy”.
“Shut up,” said Peter, “I'm talking to the puppy.”

>>606
hmm...
Is it longer than the average of japanese men, and yours?

http://4ch.irc.su/.crazyww.jpg

wwwwwwww

>>610
Mine is about an average of Japanese people, 13.5~14.0 cm.
Yours is bigger.

I don't envy you, though, because my girlfriend has a tight and shallow vagina
against which even my little boy is a little too much.

DON'T IGNORE SPARKY WHEN HE SHOWS UP HERE!!
BE THANKFUL FOR SOMEONE LIKE HIM TO COME VISIT THIS SHITTY THREAD!!!

>>613
then you gotta say something to him.
show us how to show your respect to him.

i want to concentrate more on study to college entrance exams, but i often can't.

the image at >>611 is me

>>616
http://4ch.irc.su/+4/4/src/1308537703035.jpg

>>600
kame isn't in the movie, which was released in 2006, and it isn't a major movie
(I mean, it wasn't such a blockbustar as far as I know)
so I wonder why you got to know it in the first place. Anyway, I'll tell you what
I know and what I found after some reaserch.

On one of the pages of the official webisite, which you linked in 600,
I found info telling there's the official soundtrack so I searched for it in
Amazon. Here it is.
http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%80%8C%E6%97%85%E3%81%AE%E8%B4%88%E3%82%8A%E3%82%82%E3%81%AE-0-00%E7%99%BA%E3%80%8D%E3%82%AA%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B8%E3%83%8A%E3%83%AB%
E3%82%B5%E3%82%A6%E3%83%B3%E3%83%89%E3%83%88%E3%83%A9%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF-%E3%82%B5%E3%83%B3%E3%83%88%E3%83%A9/dp/B000HOJE0Q

In the video you linked in 600, you can listen to three songs.
The title of the first song is "happiness" by Hideaki Tokunaga.
He's a solo singer with long carrer and he acts in the movie. You can see him in
a white T-shirt walking with a woman at night in the next scene. In another scene,
he plays a role of a doctor.
He, singing "happiness." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdx3uj9LgkQ
This song is his 39th single.

The title of the song that starts around 3:09 in the video linked in >>600 is　"時代" (Jidai)."
The title is roughly translated like, "Times, Period of time, old days, Time goes around"
and thing like that. The song is sung by Hideaki Tokunaga in the video but actually it's
not his original song. He covers it.
The original is sung by "Miyuki Nakajima," who has longer carrer than Tokunaga
and she is one of the most famous female singer song writer in Japan.

Miyuki Nakajima version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH56bPlKplQ&feature=related (with English subtitles)
Tokunaga version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RzSEBKLt8&feature=related

The film was released in 2006 but about one year before that, he had released a
cover album titled "Vocalist" where he covered various female singers.
"Jidai" is one of the songs he covered in the album. The album "Vocalist" was so popular,
he released "Vocalist 2," "Vocalist 3," and "Vocalist 4," meaning 4 cover albums
in total in 5 years. The concept of the cover albums is he covers only female singers.
His a little bit husky, delicate, sensitive and emotional voice matches covering famale
singers and the 4 cover albums were on top album charts.
It's not that he releases only cover albums. He has sold many original albums and singles
over the course of his carrer.

The title of the last songs that starts from around　10:16 is "いい日旅立ち" ("Iihi-tabidachi" いいひたびだち)
Iihi=nice day and tabidachi=departure.　I'm not sure but maybe roughly translated as
"a nice day for departure" or something like that. The song in the movie is sung
by Akina Nakamori but it's not her original.
The original is sung by Momoe Yamaguchi, who was extremely popular idol singer 30 or so years ago
and had ritered from show business because of marrying to an actor. Your heroine Kyonkyon's debut is
two years after Momoe yamaguchi's retire.

Akina Nakamori debuted the same year as Kyonkyon. They were neck and neck in their
popularity although (sorry to say this but) Akina Nakamori sings much better .
Akina Nakamori has been single and sometimes had gone through some problems in her private life.
(Drinking too much and eating disorder and such as far as I know)

Kyonkyon and Akina Nakamori on a talk show. Very old and rare footage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90W5b5BWnAc

Nakamori Akina's "いい日旅立ち" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bohgrcva4W8
The woman in the video is herself. This cover song is included in her cover album released
in 2007.

Tokunaga Hideaki's version of "いい日旅立ち" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlo5a3ubqs0
"いい日旅立ち" covered by him is in "Vocalist 2."
You can tell how the original song is popular being covered such big artists. Similar to "Jidai" (time goes around),
almost all Japanese in every generation have heard of the song somewhere at least once.

If you're thinking about buying the soundtrack of this movie, be careful.
For some reason, "happiness" and "いい日旅立ち" ("Iihi-tabidachi") aren't in the soundtrack album, while
"時代" (Jidai)" is included. It's rediculous to think that these two songs were used in the movie but
not included in the soundtrack.

The list of the songs in the soundtrack can bee seen on the amazon page I pasted but I paste
here, too.

1. Sand Train 2. Yuka’s Lonely 3. Hanako’s Theme
4. Happy-go-lucky 5. Kazamachi’s Theme 6. Wakabayashi’s Theme
7. City in the dark 8. Yuka’s Theme 9. 駅(旅の贈りもの インストゥルメンタルヴァージョン)
10. Loneliness and tenderness 11. Hanako’s Lonely
12. Happy-go-lucky(ガットギターヴァージョン) 13. 時代

Maybe ---'s theme like 3,5,6,8 can be "happiness" or "いい日旅立ち" ("Iihi-tabidachi")?
I doubt that.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
REPLY TO HIM WHEN SPARKY POSTS SOMETHING HERE!!!

>>621
^^

Does anyone know whether Erika Sawajiri got divorced or not?

>>600

In >>619 I wrote:

>he released "Vocalist 2," "Vocalist 3," and "Vocalist 4," meaning 4 cover albums
in total in 5 years.

It doesn't mean Vocalist 2,3,4,5 were released after five years had passed since Vocalist 1's release.
Each of them were released with some interval with each other during 5 year period.
That's what I meant.

The original of "いい日旅立ち" ("Iihi-tabidachi")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8plYNvu-jTY

Spelled "Ihihi-Tabidachi" by a person who put up the video.
Maybe this spelling is right...
The original was released in 1978 as a Momoe Yamaguchi's 24th single.

>>623
After the earthquake and the following Tsunami and nuclear powerplant accidents,
media report a lot less about such gossips so I don't know what has happened to her.

>>614
Ask Sparky anything.
He's a gay, so why don't you start with gay fashion?
He knows a lot about it.

>>618, >>619, >>620, >>624 This is why I love Japanese people and Japan. They go out of their way when someone requests something from them.
You have been so kind to do all this research! I wish I could return this
favour to you. Perhaps if and when you visit the UK I could. All I can do is thank you now but please tell me if there is anything
I can do for you. Any information you could not get hold of for instance.

The film was very moving, the scenery beautiful and the music DEVINE.
Actually it is the sort of genre of films I used to watch a lot in the past,
I watch less of it these days. I don't watch blockbuster films because my
mindset is very different. I only go to the Arts Cinema house in the town I live.
So you can say the films I watch are not that popular and have a cult-like feel.
The small town and their elders reminded me of my own although it is a completely different culture.
It brought tears to my eyes. Maybe I should make a list of such films because I cannot
remember them by name. I have to dash now but I will save your research in a document and study it throughly.
study it thoroughly when I return. Thanks very much again!

NO! ASK SPARKY ANYTHING ABOUT GAYS!!
HE'LL BE HAPPY TO TELL YOU ANYTHING!
HE IS SO KIND TO ANSWER ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS!
HE WEARS A PINK SKIRT TO SCHOOL!! HE KNOWS HOW TO BEHAVE AS A GAY PERSON!
SO ASK HIM!! MAKE HIM HAPPY!!

shut up and get out

I want to be a good English speaker.
When I will be able to read a long sentence like >>628 easily, then will I have finished English study almost perfect?

>>627
Your welcome. It's good to know you like the report.
Enjoy the music videos there whenever you like.
These singers are really good and the songs are emotional and touching.
I bet you'd impress Japanese people if you sing one of them in Karaoke in the
future. Movies without explosions, murders and CG is good.

>>631
Not really. I think I completely understand >>628, but I have still lot to learn.

>>627
Just to be clear, "happiness" by Hideaki Tokunaga is far less widely known than the
other two in the video you pasted.
To be honset, his prime time is over and actually it's his 39th single as I said.
The majority of his fans are in their 30's and 40's and the age group don't
buy Music, especially a single CD, anymore so that led to lower sales of it than when he was younger.
But still he has name value and everybody recognizes him as a good singer,
so the series of the "Vocalist" albums sold much.

skirts = crazy

Last line in >>632
hmm... so it is very long way.
whenever I will have learned...

but I never give up!!!

>>502
I don't know who you're talking about but if you're asking me, yes I do.
But I haven't tweeted to anyone. All I do is read tweets whose accoung I place
in my browser's bookmark instead of using the follow function of Twitter.

anyone saw my craz skirts images?

>>635
Keep up the good work.

>>631
You've mastered English when you can read Finnegans Wake and understand
it.
ttp://www.trentu.ca/faculty/jjoyce/fw-3.htm

>>631
Umm.there isn't the parfection in language study.

if yu learned to speak English, yu would had a lot of learning still, such as the grammar.

http://4ch.irc.su/+4/4/src/1308534631335.jpg
CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDudDgfcgQ&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Mp8uMammw&fmt=18


Platinum Era (of Computing and Gaming): 1981(Donkey Kong and IBM PC[5150]) - 2001~(fades off from here and 100% officially ends in 2005)
UNKO Era (of Computing and Gaming): ~2001 - Present

wwww
This is why I don't have many Wii games w

>>640
I heard grammar, listening, and speaking are not separate.
When skill up one of them, the others are same so.
And I think so because I real feel it.

MAKE A RESPONSE WHEN SPARKY TRY TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION!!
HE'S NICE TO TALK TO! YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER SKIP HIS POSTS!
ASK HIM ABOUT GAY LIFE! YOU'LL LEARN A LOT FROM HIM!!!!

>>643
i have many friends are a retunee.they are fluent in English,but the grammar questions is often wrong.

they often say "i am fluent in English,but i'm not good at the grammar".

http://johnwilliams713.com/abd/abd-53.gif

Bad dog.

>>646
w dog

>>646
LOL

usa tv = unko

hi!　ｽﾊﾟｰｷｰsan! you are here! i saw the news about a flood in luisiana.
now i see you. i haven't read all thread yet but i believe you're pc is safe, too.

>>645
I see. Your talk is very right.

>>646
Oh... It is very sadness happen.
That dog is bad and stupid.

"That's the $64 question."

Do native speakers commonly say the expression above?
I read it originates from 1950's or so CBS radio quiz show.
64 dollars was the highest prize money for the quiz show.
I was wondering if it is commonly used.

>>650
a flood?

http://4ch.irc.su/.crazyww.jpg
wwww

>>652
no

いいえ


Japanese people make english fun

>>653
Is it you in the photo?

>>653
Man ?

I spilled liquid on my keyboard and now I'm using the on screen one :(

>>656
It's a trap!

Sparky is nothing but a hentai

>>655
yes

i found a DQN in sauerbraten

>>54
^^/

more interested topics〜

momojiri is alive.

>>652
We use that expression, but not with $64. These days, a million is more common.

I'm having a hard time navigating this site. My first time here and it seems I can't post a thread yet. I need some advice on something important. My japanese gf will be getting sold into marriage by her dad.

Is selling your daughter's virginity and hand in marriage illegal if it is against her wishes?

This is very important because my girlfriend's dad just forced her to go on a plane with him to Germany to marry a 47-year-old guy in exchange for a large sum of money.

It was so sudden and she wasn't even able to say goodbye to her friends and other relatives.

She was able to call me one last time, crying, and tell me what her dad planned before the phone was taken.

Please, if this is illegal I really need help for her sake. She's really afraid of what's going to happen.

>>667
Who are you to judge? I can buy whatever I want?
But I'll tell you're girlfriend you said hi.

LET'S TALK ABOUT SPARKY!!
AS YOU KNOW, HE'S CONSIDERED GAY AND I CAN'T SAY THAT'S WRONG, BUT
I STARTED TO THINK HE'S BORN JUST WRONG, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN A GIRL.
SPARKY HAS A GIRL MENTALITY, WHICH MAKES HIM SUPERFICIALLY GAY, THOUGH
HE'S ACTUALLY A GIRL INSIDE. HE LOVES TO WEAR A PINK SKIRT BECAUSE HE'S A GIRL.
SPARKY LOVES BOYS BECAUSE HE'S A GIRL INSIDE. SO IT MAY BE WRONG TO CALL HIM GAY.
WE SHOULD CALL HIM A LADY BOY INSTEAD. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Sparky is a lady gay?

>>669
I've just been ignoring everything you post for a while now.
I think I'd rather have the Korean guys back. At least they weren't attacking anyone specifically.

THEN DON'T IGNORE SPARKY!! HE'S LONELY!!! HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO TALK WITH!

>>671
I happened to stumble on this from a news thread today.
Don't know if you are interested, but let me share...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipLv2YVm7aM

Simple translation by me

(the ice creams didn't get frozen well enough...Why?)

@5:54
The truth is, the korean team kept the fridge open longer than they needed.
@6:10
We don't want to lose to "Japan" by all means. (laugh)
@6:20
You have left open the fridge on purpose.
If you don't close it properly, then we will take that as obstruction against Japan.
Do it again and we'll cut down your points.

@13:24
A : What was it like when the Korean team obstructed you? Did you think you would lose?
B : Well. uh, it was an international competition. Things like that happen.
We encouraged ourselves.
C : That strengthened our team bond.
D : That's great! (standing ovation)

http://kana.hanyuu.net/image/52fc037613c6f83e586ef3ae170b1ac3/Konachan.com%20-%2088492%207%20bikini%20cleavage%20jpeg_artifacts%20madobe_nanami%20microsoft%20os-tan%20sky%20swimsuit%20tagme%20water%20wink.jpg = SLUT!

PLEASE DON'T SKIP SPARKY'S POST!
HE ALWASY DOES ALL HE CAN DO TO ENTERTAIN YOU PEOPLE HERE.
GAYS ARE ENTERTAINERS! SO JUST PAY ATTENTION!

>>560
I beg your help. I need to learn English.
I have to express gratitude for a foreign writer.
I could say how I respect him because it's obvious to him but it is difficult to say something that I wish to be always inside of chest.
You always speak Japanese far better than I.
I can't believe that I would make you happy. And please don't forget that if you are not happy, I won't be happy.
If anything troubles you, please forget.

>>664
Thank you very much for your answer. I see.

>>671
I'm not sure but maybe the same person...

>>675
I like the OS-tan characters. I don't think I've paid attention for Win7 though.
Is she always in a bathing suit? It doesn't seem like that would give much opportunity to
customize her based on things about Win7.

>>678
That's me alright. I use a tripcode with my name in it.

>>667
If she's legally grown up, Japanese laws might judge she's responsible for
doing whatever to prevent her from being in that situation.
I'm not a legal expert so just saying from common sense.

>>680
No, no... What I meant was that the Korean guy who used to promote Korean's supriority
again and again and the guy who post Sparky thing over and over are the same person.

>>682
Oh, sorry. I misunderstood. I guess you could be right.

>>682
That's definitely not Sparky, I'm Sparky's friend on IRC and he's actually not a troll.

Was the Korean guy's name Kimmichi or Corea?? There's some guy that always trolled the international board on 4chan with that type of stuff

I may as well use my actual trip. I'm Gareth.

>>685
I know Sparky's not a troll. I'm talking about >>676 kind of post.
A person who posted 676 claim people should pay more attention to Sparky but in fact
his purpose is just look down on his sexuality and all that again and again.

>Was the Korean guy's name Kimmichi or Corea??

He didn't use a Handle name. Maybe pifferent person.

I don't care if Sparky is gay. We know he wants everyone to see his stuff.
He insists he uploaded a photo of him, but I doubt it. That's what I think is a troll.

Is Gareth another name Sparky use here?

Anyway, I suspect Sparky pretends to attack Sparky himself, and then try to catch attention.
He's smart. He plays an impostor and keeps this thread under his influence.
We are all tricked in a sense.

Other Tunami Videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lo2IBuXIkA
How fast Tsunami is go up the river. After a few minutes, Areas around the river
ended up flooded.

The same person shot the below video.
You can see a house flowin from right to left around 1:18 at a very fast speed.
The right to left flow of water is the flow of the river which was filmed
in the first video. The man who shot the video is safe spending the night
up in the tree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRwKVkhNOgM

And then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xR2rA9rJFc
You can see more houses flowing where there was a river.
----------------------------------
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/stream/m_news/vn110421_2.htm
Another Tsunami video.

>>687
I don't think so. Sparky isn't that kind of person.
He's not vicious, not ill-intended basically.

>>673
I can't describe this feeling well.
It's just dirty.

His posts are timely. When we talk about something else than Sparky, he says
we should talk to Sparky and then Sparky grinned. Why?
I believe Sparky is an attention whore. We are trolled easily, well, like this. lol

>>689
Please don't take it personally, but I must say you are naive.

>>687
sparkys friend here to protect him? At this time?
That's too convenient to believe.

>>689
Sparky is a good guy. It's a good idea to talk to him when he appears here.
Good luck.

You have been talking about him all along.
You really like him a lot. lol
It's about time to show yourself, sparky.

It's a conspiracy!

Not a single post here isn't Sparky4!

Okay okay, you guys got me. I may as well explain my plans now that I've failed....

I would, in phase one, garner up support under the guise of "Sparky4". I would infiltrate many
internet forums with multiple identities. My main identity, Sparky4, would be used encourage people to
switch to outdated technologies, such as Windows ME (this is important later). The reason
for me using multiple identities was to set up an environment hostile to those who'd be against sparky4,
encouraging a "herd mentality". Sparky4 would be none less than a god in these communities.

>>696
Yes, yes, yes. Ok.

Are you happy?

In phase two, beginning when the world's critical technological infrastructural has
been switched to Windows ME and the first version of the Linux kernel (and Mac OS 9, of course).
I would write a virus made to take advantage of Windows ME's vulnerabilities. I would then
release this virus, putting me in front of the giant red button, the giant red button that controls
the lives of many... I'd control the nuclear arms of every country, the water supply,
hell, I could fly the International Space Station into the moon at that point...

And phase three... my goal...

I would force every scientist, physicist, mathematician, genius, and madman in one place...
The purpose?

To find out what the fuck happened in the last episode of Madoka.

>>697
Are you trying to create an ideal world that's free from new technologies?
God, what are you up to next? Do you intend to start a netless life?

>>701
I'd also force the scientists to create a way for me to become a pretty schoolgirl

>>702
You are my hero, God! I mean, Goddess. lol

>>703
While my main intentions were the meaning of Puella Magi Madoka Magica's ending, I had a few other
things I wished to accomplish...

Using my control of the world's water systems and the scientist's knowledge, I would
place a formula into Earth's available drinking water; this formula would turn every
living person into pretty schoolgirls. The Africans, The Americans, The Asians, The Europeans,
all of them. It would become law in my new world that everybody must wear Japanese schoolgirl uniforms.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlmmShEkJ9c would become the world's anthem.

All of the world's pain and suffering would be erased as we instead talk about guys
and play with our cellphones.

>>704
>scientist's
scientists'

Does Windows ME make your plan possible, God?

When you become a pretty schoolgirl, will you try to find a suitable guy?

Sparky4
KG2ch
jook

Is it possible they are the same person?
I'm confused.

>>706
In the new world I may leave you as a guy...
I could always use the jealousy of the other schoolgirls to control them...

Ah, no, I meant to say your love by suitable guy.
Do you want to have a boyfriend, God? Maybe you already have one?

>>709
It's too late, I've already set my eyes on you. Even if you're a girl I shall make you a man.

>>697
USAI!!!!!!!!!
BAKA!

I use Debian GNU/Linux!!!!

><#####

I have very little time. I saved the いい日旅立ち info and will come back on it.
Thanks again.

>>636 Follow me too? even if it is in your bookmark only.
I like to be followed, I even got a brand new ameba blog!
Alas I have no time!

>>707 How do the styles/content etc have any correlation between these persons is beyon dme.
If you follow me and jook on twitter you can tell we are completely different persons.
Spa-ki-4-san is a mystery to me, he is the centre of attention but hardly says anything about himself.

I had only 4 hrs of sleep. The weather is schizophrenic.
I have so much to do. Is it all right? No.
I want someone to cook and care for me.
Instead I will have a cup of coffee.

And thus my plans continue

>>711
God, what are you up to now?

>>713
So you are not Sparky. I'll take your word for it now.

>>715
I am sparky4

>>715
I've been in this thread for 3 or more years and I can assure you that
the three people are different persons.

I don't know if it's OK to tell you but Sparky said before that he has Asperger syndrome
or ADHD or something like that. So as you can see, it's hard to communicate with him even in an Internet forum.
His communication style here (and maybe in other forums) is almost always one way and he can't communicate well with people.
You can't even tell if he understands every post.

That's why I used to describe him jokingly like this: Sometimes it's easier to
communicate with cats and dogs than Sparky.
I'm not being mean to him. Let me tell you I've never spoken ill of him or abused him in this thread.
I'm just saying a fact.

>>717
!!

>>717
I been here since 2008

the weather is lemon-flavored today

>>715

Wow how could you think the three are the same in the first place.

I am perplexed.

>>702
I loled.

>>713
It's true that our styles are completely different. You can even see that here on 2ch.
However, I don't post much on Twitter recently.

>>717
Oh, so you remember me from when I was here before!

>>719
God, I have an idea to make your dream come true.
Do you think you can photoshop you and change yourself like a schoolgirl on Windows ME?
Isn't it an easy way to achieve your goal? Please update it when it's done.

No, *upload* it here. lol

>>722
Yes. I've been here for quite a long time, so I know when you first came
here and then your access had been denied and came back.

Sparky is G.

Sparky is G.

Sparky is G.

Sparky is G.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13851855

All must agree with Sparky!

God, I have already started to use win7 and I don't think I will use Windows ME, which I have never used before.
What are you going to do with people like me? Old software is supposed to disappear, isn't it?
How can you get it back now? Anyway, I hope you can make a good doctor or doctors change you into a pretty schoolgirl.
It might be a good idea for you to go to Thailand and participate in the world lady boy competition, God,
after you become a girl, of course.

>>732
Old software must be perserved

can anyone play sauerbraten with me?

What's USAI? you mean UZAI(you're annoying)? or USSAI?(shut up)

>>735
ussai wwww

>>735
Isn't that just "urusai" but shorter?

>>737
That's right. It's quite a colloquial way to say it.

>>733
What do you mean, God?
You are serious about creating a new world by using Windows ME?

>>739
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_|_| |_> |_(_| | | |/\| | | |(_|(_)\/\/_\ | ||__

>>555
I wondered why you quoted the song.
One might see birds in the sky and sings how free they are.
I think that is the beauty of the song.
It must be the work of a writer who believed it from the bottom of his heart.
I think it is their trust for the writer. With a random bird in pawn.
I still don't know what it particularly means though.

>>740
I have no idea, God. Is it a new language you invented for those who will move to the new world?
How can I digitally decode it? Does gay have something to do with the code?

It's way too hot today...I'm gonna melt..like an icecream..

Is it? It's not that hot where I am. Probably that's because it's breezy here.
Good luck. Don't waste electricity unless you are going to die.

I'd ask you to go to the land of Sparky's new world. It might be digitally comfortable there.

God, did you watch the TV talk show yesterday? I didn't watch the whole of it, but Aya Hirano visited NYC, paid a visit to Forbidden Planet,
and talked with a cashier who asked her to wait till his friends came to meet her. She said OK and then had an autograph session.
And blah blah blah...
Have you ever been to NYC, God?

>>745
The man you call God has been confined in the dreary land of Louisiana.
He's been watched by agents from the cyberspace who know he's been trying to become the God of a new world
that's free from discrimination against gay people and that he'd force scientists to create a way of turning
men into pretty schoolgirls.

Don't worship Sparky. He's just G!!

In Omegle,i met indonesian girls.I was talking with fun.
She said"like me :)" ,then i said "I love you!" so she said "crazy" and disconnected.

Did I do anything wrong? I cant understand the nuances of "I love you".

Sparky, are you G?

Btw Aya Hirano is crazy. She has mental illness or something.
She suddenly started crying in a Taxi. called driver a stalker.
loudly said "stop the car, stop the car". and She called police with her cell phone.

>>748
LOVE = SEX = CRAZY

>>751
>>745

>>752
I AM NOT GOD
wwww I am the Electric Angel w


NO w i have not wwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiEwmiPSmto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAmCpSCj9v4

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>753
Angelic God sir, are you a fan of Hirano Aya's? I thought you liked Haruhi very much.

Do you have an account on youtube sparky?

>>756
Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/user/sparky4444444444444

Leave a comment and don't forget to rate!

>>757
I sent you a personal message.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWwZXhB-vUE
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>759
>>755

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQAJd8mRV0&fmt=18
This, and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fHz9oecKgQ&fmt=18
this is how my mind works.... w

>>760
who is that?

A short time ago, I've finished watching the movie, Super8.
Below is my opinion about it.

Super8 is SF movie. So, alien appears in this movie. However, I do can't
understand this movie in some points. Because the communication with
the alien in this movie is so bothed. And I wonder why the elien doesn't
kill the hero although a sheriff and a woman having curuls on her head
are killed by him(I don't know which sex of the elien). The hero doesn't
also no connection with him like the sheriff and the woman. So, I wonder.

In addition, the army destories too much around the town. Why? They
don't wanna MAKE THE FACT about the ELIEN PUBLIC right?

So, I don't think this movie is not nice. But, I mean all is not interesting.
Zombie movie produced by the hero and his friends with endroll is funny.

Well, I think the interesting point is only it...

>Historic Vote Makes Gay Marriage Legal in New York State
>http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2079841,00.html

What's your opinion about this article?
Where is America going?

What's about “it”?
But,I'll be sorry if you say that. I think very important that for the movie “Super8”and I haven't watched the movie.

>>764
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM

>>740
Are you studying ancient runes now?

>>743
Here in Las Vegas, it was 106 yesterday. That's 41C
Right now, it's only 8:30am, but it's already 28C outside.

>>746
Sounds like 涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱

>>748
Do you often go around saying ”好きです” to random strangers online?
"I love you" is almost always used in a romantic context. Sometimes for a very close friend, but not often.
Family is okay too, I suppose.

>>750
Ha. What a nut. Is that really true?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt1AeId4mro

O_O MOE MON *^^*

im sick in mental.
please help for me.

Wild Micael Jackson appears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2E69k7BYd8

Aya Hirano in NY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqgUd8w81_o

God, this is aya hirano. You are planning to become a girl like this one, aren't you?

>>769
I recommend you to watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwiAGCr1EJY

>>768
God, what brought you here? How did you find this board?
When did you notice you were gay?

>>771
stop calling me that w



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnMwkfK_dcI i watch this ALOT backin the mid 1990s

and this is why i am aa train otaku w

>>771
is that black guy nerd? or gay?

Ahh I just adore Haruhi! Thanks for the links. Look what hapened
to the Haruhi dancers in Akiba:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ysfrrtc-5k&feature=related

Man: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a dog.
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Man: “Ever since I was a puppy.

Secretary:Doctor, doctor, the invisible man is here for his appointment.
Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him.
※ seeには「見る」「診察する」の意味があります。

Man: Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
Doctor: Next, please!

Man: Doctor, doctor, my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil

Man: Doctor, doctor, it hurts whenever I press any part of my body with
my finger. What do you think the trouble is?
Doctor: You have a broken finger.

Man: Doctor, doctor, I have a terrible pain in my left leg.
Doctor: Don’t worry, it’s only old age.
Man: It can’t be. My right leg’s the same age, and that doesn’t hurt.

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his
paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news,"
the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about
your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.
When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The customer was your doctor..."

Temperatures hit 28 degrees outside... Such a hot British summer day.
I have no time to enjoy it, so much work to do!
I have two options: (a) Clone myself (b) Drink more coffee.

>>778
Is

Sorry, I have mistook.

>>778
Is it American black joke?
lol

>>779
I will wonder if you can (a).
I think (b) is most popular choice you can do.

>>781
Actually, it's a British joke.

>>779
c) quit your job.

>>781 I needed, I uplifted the coffee ban rule and two cups today!
My rule is one cup a week! this is to avoid health problems.
I have been through a 6-7 cups a day period in my life.
It destroyed my sleep cycle!

>>782 I am doing this to move on to a new field!

How early I woke up!!! I'm sure 70％ of Japanese people are still asleep. :D

Why 70% ?

Morning :D

Wow!!!Good morning everybody!!!
>>785
Umm... I don't know...lol

Now the sun is rising up...and I'm listening to this beautiful music..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHViAiVuDsA

>>788
who are you?

>>789
I am Vivi, a guy who loves anime.

What kind of anime do you like?

All kinds, the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, code geass, k-on, lucky star
clannad, death note etc.
And also I love its OSTs, especially Inuyasha's ones are awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRJ40KnjFdo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU5j8S1OveY

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11332261

WHOA!


WTF!?!?

Is this 21st century enterntainment?

>>792
I'm currently watching Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, K-On, and Yu-yu Hakusho.
Cowboy Bebop has the best soundtrack of any anime ever. Possibly of any non-anime, too.

>>794
OMG I've never seen or heard of Cowboy Bebop!!!
I gotta check it out!!!
By the way, what site do you guys watch those animes on?
This is the only site that I know I can watch for free.
http://www.animeultima.tv/code-geass-episode-1/

>>793
Sparky, I have two questions for you.
1 Can you read those Japanese comments?
2 Do you usually post comments for videos? If so, write in English or Japanese?
I'm very curious.

This article contains tips for those who are eager to hug Kamenashi Kazuya.
http://www.s-woman.net/news/magazinenews/detail_1000005588.html

Vivi, how have you never heard of Cowboy Bebop? It is one of the defining anime of its generation.
とにかく、ヴィヴィさんは日本語が出来ますか？
それで、日本人でしょうか？日本に住んでいるみたいですね。
アニメオタクなら、どのアニメはヴィヴィさんが一番好きですか？
Sorry this wasn't completely English.

>>798
Up until a year ago I was not a type of person to watch anime.
So I only know those anime coming out in recent years.
My favorite anime, if I had to say, would be Code Geass.
It's the first anime ever that made me watch 2 days straight without sleeping.
I am Japanese...I guess.
What is your favorite anime nanashi?

>>799
Ho ho, an actual Japanese anime fan? I couldn't tell if you were Japanese or not from your English.
Anyway my favourite... I quite enjoyed Gurren Lagann and would highly recommend it.
Sorry for my bad Japanese by the way. Glad to see you could read it.

>>796
only few

english usually

>>800
Holy crap I just watched the trailer for Gurren Lagann and it's already got me
hooked. :D
You don't have to say sorry nanashi, your written Japanese is excellent.

Wait....what's with that "東電％"?
What does that stand for?
I know 東電 is a Japanese company, but why do you guys put it?

>>775
Please don't ask them that question. It won't make them happy.
I think they needed real daughters to discuss with about animes they are talking about.
Hasty people.
I'm sorry I shouldn't have disturbed their job.
I believe they will keep capturing animes artistically.

President as*hole
President 部首

I couldn't watch Gurren Lagann, I watched a few episodes of Code Geass.
I was able to watch Blassreiter or say Gantz with much more enthusiasm.
The anime I watch has to have an adult element or better still,
cyberpunk slant to it.

I couldn't watch Gurren Lagann, I watched a few episodes of Code Geass.
I was able to watch Blassreiter or say Gantz with much more enthusiasm.
The anime I watch has to have an adult element or better still,
cyberpunk slant to it.

Apologies for the double-post.


>>797 I translated but I don't understand most of it.

"After some hugs, really pleased me, Oh, What good I have been working with this.
Soreto, a woman, a girl and I Yappari well into adulthood (laughs)"

Was he hugging women randomly?


Here is the 2ch gossip on that topic

http://tinyurl.com/63jcl5v

Kamenashi-san, I hereby declare that I would be more than happy to hug
you anytime. I hope you don't mind. I don't care if I have a total
cardiac arrest in the process.

Signed

KG2ch, your fan forever.

PS: I hope you won't be intimidated by my height. Your petite looks
really make my heart skip a beat, etc etc...

Oh I didn't know there was a girl in this thread.

>>809 Hi Vivi. Why are you surprised? Are women
not supposed to surf to the dark corners of 2ch?
I sincerely want to understand what makes you say that.

>>810
You know there are a lot of pervets here. lol

>>811
By "here" you mean "on the entire internet," right?

Ah, KG is tall :3

>>812
What makes you think so?

>>811 I understand your concern. However as jook says, they are
everywhere.

>>814 Well the internet is accessible to a significant part
of the world's population.

Using the same argument women should fear posting on blogs, twitter,
whatever, just because there are perverts out there.
But then again, thank you for worrying about my safety.

>>808
I feel sorry for TV personalities who would have to worry about words in internets.
Anonymous forums are always like that.
When internats became popular TV shows became less charismatic.
I will be interesting the way they would keep it charismatic as it was.

Sorry for being nameless. >>816 is me.

>>814
What she said: >>815

>>795
I watch online here: http://www.animeseason.com/

Even I admit that I assume everyone on the internet is male unless they specify otherwise.
Because statistically, it is more likely that they are (depending on the site of course).
The 東電％, if I recall correctly, is the % of Tepco's electrical capacity being used
at the time of my post.
Anyway watch Gurren Lagann, it gets much much better as it goes. And it starts off good too.
I always download anime for high-quality. For airing ones I use http://www.animetake.com.
Old ones I torrent. Unfortunately it's about the only way to get unlicensed anime in the US.

>>808
<gist of the article>

kame talked in a magazine interview about the merits and demerits of being
a celebrity.

demerit: In this business some people take advantage of my name value and popularity,
and I often find myself in a situation where I see people's negative side a lot. Even though I recognize
these people, I don't get angry. All I think is that "oh well,
they are that kind of people and that can't be helped. I just take them
as bad examples and try not to become that kind of people myself.

merit: When I went to the disaster struk area for TV show the other
day, many people put smiles on their faces when they saw me.
Wives there said to me "please hug me," and their husbands also said,
"please do so," so I gave some wives hugs and they were very pleased with that.
That makes me think that I'm very happy to be in show business.
I also thought that no matter how old women are, they still have girls inside. hehe"

He realized his presense as a celebrity when he visited the disaster hit area.

"It's like having both adult aspect and child aspect in you. Along the
same line, I consist of 'Me as a person, natural self, real self' and 'Me as a celb."
I want to value the both (='Me as a person natural self, real self' and 'Me as a celb.")
I came to think that I want to become cool-headed (about what action I take.)
For example, even if an action of mine could make a negative impact on "me as a celeb,"
I don't want to leave out the action."

----------------------------
>"no matter how old women are, they still have girls aspect inside."
Some people may think if a woman is married and are in her thirties or forties,
they don't care about idols like Kame, but in fact, it turned out that
they asked kame to hug them just like a girl dreaming of being hugged by a celeb.

>I don't want to leave out the action.
Meaning, if he thinks it's necessary and worthwhile for him to do the action as "me as a person" (not as a cecleb),
he might tale the action.

Thank you guys for telling me those usefull sites!!!!!!Arigatona!!!
Now I'm busy watching Gurren Lagann. :3

this is me http://4ch.irc.su/.skirt=crazy.jpg

>>823
Some innocent men could have masterbated watching the photo without your
reminder.

　　　　,.、,､,..,､､.,､,､､..,_　　　　　 　／i
　　　;'｀;、､:、. .:、:,　:,.: ::｀ﾞ:.:ﾞ:｀''':,'.´ -‐i
　　　'､;: ...: ,:. :.､.∩.. .:: _;.;;.∩‐'ﾞ ￣ ￣
　　　　｀"ﾞ' ''`ﾞ //ﾞ｀´´　　 | |
　　　　　　　　//　∧＿∧| |
　　　　　　　　| |（　´Д｀）// ＜shut up! i will bang this fried prawn!
　　　　　　　　＼　　　 　 |
　　　　　　　　　 |　　　／
　　　　　　　　　/ 　　/
　　　　 ＿＿　 |　　　|　　＿_
　　　　 ＼　 ￣￣￣￣￣　　 ＼>>823

>>823
That's it?

SPARKY IS THE GOD OF A NEW WORLD THAT'S FREE FROM THOSE WHO IGNORE HIM IN THE CYBERSPACE!!
HE IS A GAY!! ASK HIM ABOUT GAY LIFE WITHOUT HESITATION!!!

>>824
I don't care w

>>825 wwww

nihiy

i do not know many questions asked me because i cannot see them too many posts w

>>823
What is this? An old printer or something? http://i.imgur.com/iZcRd.jpg

>>825
I don't know why, but that was really funny.

>>831
okidata microline 182

good morning！today is hot！according to the weather report, the rainy season has ended over Kyuusyu.
what is worse in this season is that the temparature and humiditv in the train is very high!and i cant stand the smell of men.
please take care of it and dont disgust me!

>>833
Your count smells as bad as those men.

The girl sitting in front of me doesn't notice her paties are showing...(I'm on the train now)
Her skirt is just too short......today's gonna be awesome..thank you summer

if someone knows please tell me, the reputation of renydailynews .
is it something of gossip press or statusy ?it is famous ?infamous?

Did you already cut your balls and pipe off, sparky?
If not, it'll be the first step in the right direction for you.
You'll become a girl that way.

http://tvde.web.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/jlab-dat/s/854965.jpg
http://epcan.us/jlab-ep/06291429811/ep196909.jpg
above are jpnese broadcaster of NHK Mito. she reminds us of sex doll.
http://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/heaven_net_t/imgs/2/0/20ac3c20.jpg

>>836
Never heard of it.

how can i grow my dick much bigger just wondering

>>839
you mean, it is unpopular to be heard of ?

sorry>>836
×renydailynews
○nydailynews

Now, I am playing the Ero-Game.
Its name is "愛しい対象（カノジョ）の護り方" (in English, "The way to protect my dear lover", right?), presented by Axl.
In this game, all heroines are very pretty and erotic.
Let's play it everybody.

How would I be supposed to react if my mother entered while I'm playing?

Don't think about it.
Because, when you have the lock on the door, anyone can't enter your room.

My door doesn't have a lock.....

If it is sliding door, you solve a problem if you use tension pole.
But if it isn't, you must have only a way that you ask your mother to put a lock on your door.

>>all

Are people in this thread fools? Why are you talking silly things with each other.
If you are living in Japan, I think there are other things to talk about, especially the trouble
of the nuclear power plant.

I heard that all power companies decided to continue to take a policy to retain
power plants from now as well. Why couldn't part of share holders insisting that it should
be abolished have their insistence accepted by more than a half people in those meetings?

what the hell if you want to talk about that sort of thing do it by yourself
were just doing whatever the fuck we want here
why does that mean like were fools or something?
who do you think you are man

All people are hentai in this thread, aren't you?

http://www.slate.com/id/2297492/
4chanomics
What the influential, hilarious, revolting message board teaches us about Internet culture.
By Michael Agger

4channel:"most of it is just sick"
4channelは双葉ちゃんねる　を元につくられた、
と書いてある。。

what the hell is wrong with being hentai?
people are just expressing themselves in their own way

There is a famous man whose handle-name is Toshiaki in FUTABA.
When I saw him some years ago､he pasted many many HENTAI picture.
Have he been in FUTABA now yet？

Oh you don't know he got arrested for posting links to naughty pictures?

i am a pen
are you eraser?

No, I'm a fountain pen.

>>842
Oh, now I know what you mean, but I've still never looked at it before.
I don't think I would like that kind of news site. Right now, everything on their main page
is either violence or gossip.
I guess they know what people want, though. Wikipedia says their paper edition is the 5th most widely
circulated newspaper in the country.

>>856
I use a fountain pen. Here it is http://i.imgur.com/emoLA.jpg
My dad made it.

God, where are you right now?
Are you too busy enjoying crossdressing to share your G life with us?

>>857
Is a fountain pen something American dads make for his son or give him
for a kind of aniversary like when a son enter university or something?

The link is 403 forbidden somehow.

While we don't have a system where you skip grade(s) and enter university at the age of
15, 16, 17 etc., America has the system. (To be precise, there are one or two university
that accept such studentes here in Japan, too, if my memory serves right, though...)
Do you know such people around you? Do they considered intelligent?

I was watching TV show today and found out that Ladygaga entered NY university
at the age of 16 or 17 skipping a grade or two. Does that mean she's intelligent?
I'd like to know how people recognize entering university earlier than usual.

No bitter sound of edge！

>>851
2ch > 4chan
always and forever

>>855
no, i am a pen too

>>858
ok fine CALL ME GOD

I was playing sauerbraten alot

>>860
I would assume that if someone entered university early then they
would have to be more intelligent than the average highschool student.
It also would be likely that they are wealthy, since they would pass
up free public education (unless they go to a private highschool).
You can't necessarily say that someone who got good grades in highschool
is still very intelligent when they are in their 30's, however.

>>864 says

You can't necessarily say that someone who got good grades in highschool
is still very intelligent when they are in their 30's, however.


I never knew intelligence had such a half-life.
So doing your PhD in your 30s is a bad idea ? wwww

>>865
Nah, I just mean that the ability of highschool grades to measure one's
intellegence is overrated and that people change a lot over the course of
15/20 years. Nobody cares about what you did in highschool when
you're 30, heh.

>>820, >>821 Thank you translator-san!

That was an awesome translation,
now everything makes sense!You are such a star, thank you!

Wow Kamenashi REALLY loves older women.
What an excuse to hug them!
I wonder what goes in his mind, I am sure it is not that innocent.
wwww

I am sure older women love him too.
It is such a win-win situation!

>>866 depends what you do all these years.

But intelligence doesn't fade away like that.
I don't agree. Memory may not be that great
but intelligence is forever.

I was so busy I forgot to say Summer Solstice!

or did I ?

That was for the 21st... of June.

>>857
thank you.

>>857
your fingers are so pretty. （＾ω＾）peropero

>>864
>since they would pass
up free public education

Thanks. You mean public high schools don't allow you to skip grades and enter
university earlier?

>>872
CRAZY!

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10557556

I FOUND THIS ^^
IT'S SO EXOTIC ^^

Exotic Japan ?

For those who follow me on youtube and twitter quietly:
Drop me a line please! I would love to hear from you.
Send me a message, leave a comment, press that follow button.
Let's network!

>>868
>depends what you do all these years.
Yeah, that's all I meant. When you're taken out of an environment
where all you do is learn, you have to put forth extra effort to
continue to learn instead of just treading water. That is something I
am trying to get through my own dense head.

>>877
Any point of networking with Neet?

>>879 Yes they are mostly highly intelligent and some very skilled
agoraphobics. I don't see why they shouldn't, unless they have people phobia too.
What do you think?

>>878 ehatare you tryingtodo ? Are you coming back to education after
a long break?

>>880

>>878 what are you trying to do .... apologies for the mistakes.

>>859
No, my dad just likes making things from wood.
403? How about one of these
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2845
http://i53.tinypic.com/1zfiog3.jpg/emola.jpg

>>872
Uh... thanks, I guess?

>>873
The school will allow you to skip grades, I guess.
The point was that high school is free, so students learn without having to pay.
Even someone who's intelligent enough to skip might still be able to learn something if they stayed.
However, if you leave high school and go to university early, you have to start paying, so you miss out on
things you might have learned for free in high school.

I am a huge fan of Vocaloid...so I can't stand his trolling....
Sparky..or somebody...tell me how I can stop him...help me..

These are the links to the pages he's trolling on at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbbA9BhCTko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm2IQ0y2J0Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y15ATnPW4m4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzb_s83jdU&feature=related

His comments are always like "Jap shit" or "Jap crap"

I know I should ignore him...but...he always appears on Vocaloid pages and
keeps offending us...

>>882
Thanks. "http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2845" didn't work somehow, but
"http://i53.tinypic.com/1zfiog3.jpg/emola.jpg" works and I can see the photo.

It looks like the more you use it, the more the texture and color of the
wood part gets better. Did your dad make it from scratch or is there
"Do it yourself" kind of fountain pen kit or something?
It has to be hollow inside so it seems like it takes skills to make it.

>>882
Thank you for the explanation. Now I understand what he meant.
I am surprised to know that American public high school is free.
In Japan, even if they are public high school, we have to pay tuition
although it cost less than private high school.

It's in the middle of rainy season where I live (I heard somewhere the rainy season
in Okinawa or Southern part of Kyushu is over.) but today is less hot and humid.
Maybe because it rained a lot at night and air is cool now.

Level 4 Eiken to me about is difficult topic.
Everybody English very well.

This summer I think deth many peaple in heat illness.

>>883
He's a troll, he will only feel pleasure if you show anger towards him. It's probably best
to realize that he only acts like that because it makes people reply to him.

>>887
I agree. Especially older people...

When was the last time we saw each other?

“Radiation was leaking.”

>>884
You get a kit, it has pieces like this:
http://i54.tinypic.com/2rpbi29.jpg
And a specially cut piece of wood called a pen blank.
These can be any type of wood: http://woodworker.com/images/ss/141-182.jpg
Or sometimes fancy plastic: http://images.rockler.com/rockler/images/19811-lg.jpg
Sometimes put together from many layers: http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/106901393/Wooden_Pen_Blanks_and_Acrylic_Pen_Blanks.jpg
Those ones make interesting patterns when they're done.

The first step is to cut the blank into two pieces, then drill a hole in the blank. Then you insert the brass tubes.
Then you put it on a lathe for shaping: http://www.woodturnerruss.com/files/pen_26_5.jpg
Once you have the shape how you like, you assemble all the rest of the pieces.
Here's a video someone made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYZWL2ZSE8g

>>885
Public education is paid for by the government.

I don't find job today too!

I don't even look for a job!

I like a series of "Magical girl lyrical NANOHA".
Among of all its pretty characters, Fate Testarosa is most pretty girl.
I love her.... but she cannot get away from display. So I'm sadness....
And you, did you underwent. like this.

I mistook, I corect last period to "?" in >>895.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw
Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art
and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona
series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean
through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is
vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword
license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I
write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and
their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a
prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent
culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or
a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used
to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I
bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can,
but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>>897 is copy and paste.

>>898
What do you mean? I'm Ken-sama, gomenasai

>>897
my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners).
I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days
perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears
of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot
straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior
to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago,
and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents,
and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American
history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a
prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent
culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game
designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to
get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in
easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as
often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Why did you copy and post it in this thread

>>897
>>900 dont copy and bring from other's blog

You guys are not as easy to troll as I thought you would be...

>>902
It's not from some guy's blog, it's an inside joke. The blog is a joke some guy made.

>>903
>You guys are not as easy to troll as I thought you would be...

Don't forget 2channeler's are Internet savvy. hehe
Sort of immune to this kind of troll, maybe.

boring to the max

penis

kill you!

why!?
Even if you killed me,I'm not yours.

>>904
^^



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eq2-WH7WoE

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u19wMhHnOQQ


wwwwwwwwwwww

DON'T IGNORE SPARKY! HE'S GAY. HE NEEDS TO BE ACCEPTED ONLINE!!
WE SHOULD PAY RESPECT FOR HIM!

Shut up!
We are bothered you.
If you insist on love him, you must go and fuck him and leave here soon!

sperm is being ejaculated from my cock

I have a reservation.

for what?

in an adult entertainment shop

I really hate you

I am going to cancel the reservation.
Because I decided to masturbate.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6298794

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13622336

WHOA!

MODERN RETRO MUSIC!!

‘^o^’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMn__VKWPI
Retro platinum era music

poop on me if you can

>>921
Sure. Middled-aged men like me are eager to poo on your face thousands times.

Looking for someone who kindly translates the following japanese into appropriate english in short.

菅直人首相の資金管理団体「草志会」が、北朝鮮による日本人拉致事件容疑者の親族が所属する
政治団体「市民の党」（東京、酒井剛代表）から派生した政治団体に、計６２５０万円の政治献金を
していたことが１日、分かった。

Though it is a holiday, do you go out nowhere?

Yap,
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&sugexp=bvie&xhr=t&q=nowhere&cp=4&biw=1016&bih=508&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl

My sweet home is under a bridge crossing the Yodo river.

>>891
Thanks a lot for explaining in detail with lots of photos and the video!
I fully understand how it's made from scratch.
Looks like there are some varieties and I personally like wood ones more than
plastic ones. I like natural feel better than artistic feel.
I recall this mobile phone. http://www.nttdocomo.co.jp/product/concept_model/sh08c/
http://gigazine.net/news/20101108_docomo_touchwood/

It's amazing to watch how just rough pieces of wood turn into well-shaped smooth final product in the video.
It would be interesting to make from scratch if I had those tools and machines shown in the video.
I remember junior high or high school classes where I used a drilling machine like the one in the video.
It was a long time ago but I think I made wooden folding chair or something in the classes.

>>922
I've never heard before that middle aged men are eager to poo on someone's face.
Well, no thank you.
I'm asking girls in their early 20s.

How can I find a busty girl

>>923
On July 1st, "Soushi-Kai", the fund-management organization of prime minister Naoto Kan,
was found to have given political donations that add up to 62.5 million yen in total to a political party that derives from its mother body "Shimin-no-tou".
Shimin-no-tou is a Tokyo-based political party led by Tuyoshi Sakai
that includes a relative of a suspect charged with the abduction of Japanese citizens by North Korea in its members.
はひゃっはひゃっはひゃっ。

It never ceases to amaze me how this thread suddenly degenerates into
vulgar exchange, past the 900 posts mark.
Pull yourselves together gentlemen!

I am a gentle pervert

If you are looking for sex, please go to the relevant board.
This is an English speaking board. Not an express dating service!

Speaking of degeneration, Maria Shriver finally filed for divorce.


I wish Maria would sponge all the fortune he has saved.

What a no class heel he is.
I can't stand men who brandish their power to satisfy their sleazy desires.
Lust only for your wife once you got married.
Look at him, he is alone now, but you just reap what you sow as the old saying goes, Arnold.

Benign fathers never betray their family.
Especially it's a big no-no if they are in a position that is responsible for the society.

But he would soon make a comeback to rake in money and find another body he grope once all this is over.
Americans have a relatively short span of memory, I suspect.
Californians can express more anger toward him.
Kick this guy out of the mainstream forever.

You should enjoy your life more.

I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH!!!! I'M ALLOWED TO EXPRESS WHATEVER I WANT AS LONG AS IN ENGLISH!!!!!


Don't be so hard on me....I...I am a lonely pervet actually....*sniffle*"

うんこ

Poop on me now

>>930
Considering by your name, do you declare yourself as the man among men?

I use my balls as a pillow when I sleep

>>937 Pervert-san. If you need to express yourself, write something
substantial about your perversion. Not just short vulgar sentences.
Write about how you feel and why you think you are a pervert.
Everyone would respond to that.

>>940
He is an infamous troll.
Don't even talk to him.

>>942
My pervertness is beyond words.
I'm that perverted.
Actually I'm writing this comment imagining what color paties you're wearing now.
Sorry....for my pervertness...

I am unemployed man for one year

>>945
Just one year? You are just a baby neet. I'm the king of neet.
Don't ask me how many years I'm unemployed, though.
You'd treat me really bad if I told you honestly how many years I don't work.

>>946
How long did you stop working ? CONFESS!

>>940
Thank you for asking, but to be honest, I'm not sure what this name really means myself. Sorry.
At least I don't intend such a rude and presumptuous declaration.

Oh god this thread suddenly became strangely hilarious
Eh, here's some tripcodes I have generated
X/XYXChan. #djuz5.51
0tprChan.M #_K¾6x##U
Y30Chan/ug #AgCD3}8?
Gx/ChanFok #KVp[I)p&
nauchan.Jw #`¹Á¢OR''

0bVTrap/vs #iB±wxk_a (kinda sounds like "obvious trap"
sP/.Trapy2 #AW}n1I¢?
AdStrap.BQ #xSÞt((gq (this one doesn't work can somebody tell me why not?)
REm..trapE #,Ák0-J&N
M0Ttrap.0o #o=MMW;6Q
DSW.Trap02 #5bD5@Pd*

They all have the word 'trap' because in 4chan slang a trap is a dude
that passes for a girl and I was generating them for Sparky4.

I ended up using my current tripcode, Cidintrap.

>>949
I used some language that might be weird for someone whose first language isn't English
So let me reword that...

>They all have the word 'trap' because in 4chan slang a trap is a dude
>that passes for a girl

In 4chan slang a "trap" is a dude that looks like a girl.

I am familiar with your name because you've been a frequent user of these English boards.
But I dont't know how the last kanji character is pronounced, so I call you " kintama".
Is that a good thing or bad?
はひゃっはひゃっはひゃっ

>>944 I am not wearing any.

It seems like you want to add fuel to the fire.

Whether though it is a holiday, you do only 2channel ?

>>953 No. You see, for him the object of desire is a piece of
cloth.

No cloth, no desire; no fuel, no fire.

>>954 I don't have holidays.

>>955
A piece of cloth itself is not the object of his desire.
It's a substitute for something you have and he never has.
So you have to protect yourself from his imagination by wearing a white panty.

>>957 Is that why women cover themselves in some societies you think?
And do you think that "protects " them from men's imaginations.

I think everything we assume is totally misleading.

In some African societies they wear no clothes, therefore this kind of
conversation would be absurd. It the society you live in that asserts what is
normal and what is perversion.

>>943
It's also fun trolling an infamous troll.

>>952
It sounds to me that your pussy is opened for everybody.

Do you think it means they have no sense of shame on their bodies?
I've learned from books on anthropology that even in naked tribes in Africa,
they have their own cloths.
Have you ever seen them wear a kind of rope around thir waists or arms?

>>952
crazy

ALSO I HAVE TIGHTS NOW ^^

They keep me warm *OO*

>>958
Oh...>>952 comment almost gave me a bo....yeah...made me excited. thank you.
Btw, what does the KG2ch mean? and what color panties are you wearing today?

>>950
I look up my dictionary for "pass for" and understand what you meant.
But thanks for clarifying.

>>962
She's a big fan of Kamenashi, a member of Kat-tun.
K stands for "kame," G stands for "g"irl so KG stands for Kame Girl.
2ch obviously means 2channel, she's a user of 2channel like you.
And let me answer your last question, she's wearing nothing today, too.