Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 152

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Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouTube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists and stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys.
And let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

This is the place to have a ball!!!!!

But no one is here. I'm lonely ○×.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.

I got 4ぉぉおおおおおおおおおおおおおお！！！！！！！！！
God bless you(´・ω・｀)

Yerba Mate? How South American.

Peaceful revolution is boring. Where's the fun if no one gets killed and there is no resentment for years to come?

I agree with >>6

but it seems neither peaceful revolution nor violent one will happen at least within a decade or more in Japan,I suppose.
So I've decided to be a war-correspondent. It's more constructive rather than just wishing in this safe country.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrQf6cogMuI

This gorilla walks with two feet.
It's not a stuffed animal.

>6,7

That sounds very Marxist. You may want to look into books by Frantz Fanon.
They may be interesting to you.

REVOLUTION

You mean Japan needs revolution?

No! A revolution is under way in Egypt!

DOWN WITH THE REGIME!

Why are you so excited, son?

what do Egyptians eat?

I love my wife.

I got divorced last year but still my ex-wife.

it hurts really...

>>16
Long time no see.
I think I remember you. You still love your wife. lol Great.

I do love my wife. She's a beaut.

Good. I haven' touched a woman's body for 5 years.

sorry to hear that. your day may come soon....

[email protected]

It may happen shutting down trouble with an agency network and harrp network
It will be occured disaster and obstacle please some opinion to this hotline
department of defence

Anyone watchin soccer?
A naturalized Korean scored a goal with a beutiful shot, making it Japan 1-0 Aus
Koreans all over Japan must be shitting their pants with joy

And whats incredible is he only got in there at the last minuites of extended game

Though, to be fair and precise, Nagatomo is the one who made that goal.
Lee was completely free and if he missed that shot, he would ve recieved all kinds of words and names
and forever be tormented. nevertheless, that was a beautiful volley.

Messi scored 2 göals. Barcelona has amazing team work.

Happy new thread armchair revolutionaries...

Japan won miraculously.

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>>29
>いつか名無しさんが ：sage ：2011/01/29(土) 21:33:22 ID:???
Nice job editing that copypasta.

>>4

^^

Nagatomo and Kawashima were wonderful.
The work Nagatomo put in was enormous!
Kawashima the GK did awesome job!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCH1IlOfDTM

^^ YAY good song wwww

guys!
there is a great Game I play
called
Cube : 2 Sauerbraten

http://sauerbraten.org/

I am making a Japanese theme city district ....
wwww

>>1 Thank you for making this thread!

I've heard Japan soccer team got victory against
Australia soccer team in Asia tornament.
Congratulation!

Kawashima was kami

>>36 ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBi7Zhv4Swc&fmt=18

better song wwww

I feel lethargic from lack of sleep .

It seems we, the Japanese, are getting good at kicking balls.
Does that mean getting 草食系 or 肉食系?

Congratulations!
We are the champion .... in the Asia!
We will go to South America next summer to be invite
the Copa America at Argentina!
So, We will take part in it as the Asia champion!

Nagatomo and Kawashima touched my heart at the final. I think
we might give the two players MOM.

MVP is Honda! Honda! Hoooooooonda! He was a driving force of
Japan through the cup although he got a few goals. The second
line, Kagawa-Honda-Okazaki, fascinated us as well.

>>19
That sounds strange. How can you identify him?
Is that because the average Japanese husband never says, "I love my wife."?

I bet you are a Japanese homemaker who wants to be told 「愛しているよ」 by your husband.

its kind of weird that australians were fighting in "Asian Cup"

>>43
I bet the term Asia here means Asia-Pacific.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw

>>45
Considering the amount of oil in it,
we could use the roll as a torch.

>>45
Um... I wanna try it someday, but, looks like the girl is more tasty than the food to me.
Let's just say it's Junk food version sushi.
However, I might call it, "forced-fuck-sushi".

What in Andraste's name was this thread built for? You guys use it to keep watching me...
Isn't it time for you guys to give up? I don't want it this way any longer... Please leave me alone...

>>48
You appears like a ghost who died from overeating 目玉寿司.

>>49
What is that scary sushi?

I know most gaijins are scared of sushi power

>>50
That was my another Oyaji gag.
However, in fact, a fish's eye is nourishing.

I'm tired od gaijin with sushi.
when will they start eating other japanese food?

other than ramen

So called Ｂ級グルメ would be popular among gaijin.
It's cheap and delicious Japanese food, you know.

>>42
A man wrote here before he loves his wife, and I chatted with him at the time.
I thought he's the same person.
And I'm a man and haven't touched woman's body for more than 5 years.

there was a guy who posted oyaji gag by british man in japan.
was the joke about sottish, english, and irish men on an island
also from british man in japan?

>>56
I wrote here before, I love my wife and her lunch box meal.
I am not 16 and countless men love their wives.

I still believe you are a beautiful woman, even though you deny it.

>>45
In my opinion, this sushi seems like unhealthy...
I might as well eat ordinary sushi as eat such
terrible food....

And I think some foreginers inspired by Japanese food tend to
cook such food. Indeed, it's good that Japanese food are loved
by even foreginers. But, I wonder why they cook stranger food
than Japanese. Watch below the movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e85rD9xo4G0

Huh? Are these Japanese food? Are you kidding me?

>>60
Yeah, we would call them Joke-sushi!

i took TOEIC exam today.

>>62
Good.
Then, the exit is over there.

how was the test? was it hard?

easy.

>>58
Oh, you are the guy. Then, at least two men wrote here that they love their wives.
I thought it's just you.
Sorry to break your fantacy but I'm a man...

I can't believe TOEIC is so popular in Japan.
EIKEN is far better than TEOIC although it isn't perfect.

why is it better than teoic?

It has writing and speaking section and I practice writing here to pass first-grade of EIKEN.

>>57
>the joke about sottish, english, and irish men on an island

I don't know about the joke. Anyway, I don't think he makes all the jokes on his own.
I think he just introduces some of them to readers of his newsletter.
To be presice, he releases three newsletters every week and two of them include some jokes.
This weeks jokes include:

Q: How do you know which end is a worm's face?
A: Tickle it and see which end laughs!

Q: Why was the math book so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!

Man: “Doctor, doctor, I forget everything I say immediately
after saying it.”
Doctor: “Really? And how long has this been going on?”
Man: “How long has what been going on?”

Man: Doctor, doctor, I have a terrible pain in my left leg.
Doctor: Don’t worry, it’s only old age.
Man: It can’t be. My right leg’s the same age, and that doesn’t
hurt.

>>70
Those jokes are awful...

lol

>>71
These newsletters are for English learners including beginners so,
complicated jokes that satisfy you native English speakers aren't
suitable because chances are they would be hard to understand.

So he sticks to basic, easy and corny jokes. I find some of them corny
but still I find some of them funny.

>>71
Your professor might say, "The Japanese have no sense of humor"... it is not true.
The Japanese are joke-loving people, actually.
Japanese society is full of stress, you know, so people are desperately wanting laugh to lessen tension.

Oyaji joke(in our word, gag) is one of them.

>>74
I've seen enough anime to know that, hehe...
But the style of comedy in Japan is very different, just like comedy in
the US is different than British comedy.

Anyway, I'm sure you're all interested so I'll tell you all some of the
things my professor teaches us about Japan. Then you can give your
opinions. Class is every Wednesday.

you shouldn't talk about 2ch to the professor
2ch is not something yuo should talk about in real life
especially to professor...

>>75
OK, Mr. nanashi, I'll give you my opinion, again.
I'm available on weekends.

Hi, my fellows〜
Azunyan here(´∀｀)
There is something I want to ask you
"I've never understood why the Japanese get a nose bleed after seeing a sexy woman
Why is that?"
Some foriegner asked me that question
But I don't know what to say(´・ω・｀)

go away.

that question is about anime

Hi, Mr. Azunyan!
>>78
When you are very excited, the adrenaline begins to flow.

But...it's sort of Japanese gag, you know.

When Kame performs on stgae most fans need blood transfusion.
I dont think it is gender specific

Hi, Miss Kame girl!
I'm waiting to see you again, however, I must go go bed any time now, orz.

>>83
Sweet dreams

>>78
Blood vessels deep in nose is very weak and easy to break.
When you get turned on or horny, your heart beat increases and your heart
sent blood furiously, so the easy-to-break blood vesseles deep in nose
break, hence, bleeding. But this is just a mistaken belief without no
medical background.

it is unsettling that Kame is able to skilfully slice the arteries
of his victi - fans. or even injecting them with bacteria causing
a need for blood transfusion.

I am high school student.
I am not good at English.
Please tell me what made you become to speak English well.

>87
magic

83>> do I know you?

86>> I would die happily in the arms of vampire Kame...

>>87
I recommend you make it a rule to listen to English every day
It doesn't matter if you make out what people are saying
Just keep on listening

im gonna pee!

>>87
It definitely takes time.
What you need is to spend steady efforts.
One hour of english every day will make big difference after a year.

"To put female pantsu on or not - that is the critical point. And if you do, well then, welcome to Japan.
You have clearly crossed the line to the point of no return."
--名無しさん＠英語勉強中

Be hold !
What is that ?

Behold ! what is that ?

This is amazing. The anime was good and now they made Gantz into a film!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No8cswNBKIU&feature=related

Lo and behold? What is what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnl-yQjGYBs&feature=youtu.be
what Mark zackeberg said at 2:07?
I'm XXX. Can't hear what XXX is when he's talking to her.

>>98
He said "I'm sorry".

I am a baka gaijin

>>100
Sure you are.

who's gonna say it's good to have you back?

>>101

おまえもな

nobody loves you

but you

Hello.
I started english from this week because my company wokers has to use english in usual from february.
So,I'll send mail to this place.
よろしくお願いします
チェックもしてね

>>106
Welcome !

has→have

Thank you.
I'm in Doutor.
Where are you in?

>>106
Your workers need to use English? That sounds difficult.

>>99
Thank you!
When spoken, such an easy word I can't catch. depressed.

>>110
it's the current trend in japan now. which i think is pretty stupid.
it's probably going to make them sound like a bunch of shitty chinese customer support
and fail miserably.

Came back from a party and drank myself.
I got so drunk right now.
I am a college student, and my first class on monday is from 11am CT.
I am not sure whether I can make it, but I should try.
So I am going to bed now.

Good night(´∀｀)

>>69
so, eiken is harder than teoic?

"The word chola according to the critics refers to Latina girls in gangs, Latinas from the barrio who have a certain look about them and conjure very negative stereotypes. "

Native English speakers, what does " have a certain look about them" mean in the sentence above?
I understand vaguly but don't know exactly what it means. Thanks.

>>116
It appears to be a euphemism for saying that they look like the kind of
people you want to stay away from.
For example:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3240/3008524734_f0008eb06b.jpg

>>115
in the case of first grade, absolutely yes.

>>117
Thank you. So to be more presice, does that mean they have their characteristic makeups
or physical characteristics piculiar to them?

Also, barrios is a latino version of Black peole's getto?

Guys.
Honda gets MVP AND speaks with an interviwer in English.
I think we should commit suicide now.

Why?

Because he is awesome.

>>119
"Barrio" is Spanish for "neighbourhood", but in the US it refers to
neighbourhoods of a predominantly Hispanic population. It is then
fairly similar to a ghetto.
The "certain look about them" describes their particular make-up and
fashion.

i forgot to check new anime that started this season.
i thought new anime start in april. demn.

>>87
Don't study. Uuuuse!

No need to be shy speaking or writing English.
Even an expert here used to be a beginner like you.

And I think the most important thing is what you say, meaning as long as your English is communicable, you don't have to be a good English speaker.
>>89
You were once the Takoyaki-girl, right?

are you calling yourself "an expert"?
there are no experts in this shit thread, sorry.

>>126
No way!
I've found many fluent English speakers here. That's all what I meant.

>>126
How dare thee mocketh mine valueable expertise in the fielde of the
Ænglisch language! Begone, foul dæmon! Scourge!

I'm guessing most people in this thread can't watch english films without subtitles
except maybe one or two people who rarely post here.

whatis it about the takoyaki girl?

wwww

>>129
Why are you so mean and boring?
But...I'm one of those you mentioned orz.

>>130
I thought only men use "wwww" and only women use "lol".
Am I wrong?

My English has improved thanks to "Speed Learning".
My toeic score jumped significantly from 640 to 870.
You had better make use of the program.
Thank you.

You must be 石川遼.

Do you want to pass your TOEIC or EIKEN with flying colours?

Do you want to do better than all your friends?

Do you want to assure yourself a position in an English-speaking company?

Would you like to be able to communicate flawlessly with natives?

Well here's the solution!


Be a native speaker.

(side effects may include: inability to speak any other language, unwillingness to
leave your home country, political conservatism, and imperialism in the name of democracy)

>>135
It sounds a gag, not the solution.

wwww is 2chspeak. LOL is netspeak.

as far as I know wwww is not gender specific.

>>137
At least, wwww doesn't make you look kawaii. It makes you look coarse and unrefined.

>>135
inability to speak Japanese - that's too much for me
I'm glad I wasn't a native speaker

>>123
Thanks a million! I understand perfectly what it meant!

>>135
DO you think it is funnier than the newsletters jokes you called awful?

laugh is warau in japanese
so w stands lmao and lol

stands for, sorry

>>141
yes.

>>144
Oh my Gosh!
Look! I'm so shocked that my head is rolling on the floor. :P

o...rz

im absorbed in silly chatting right now.

For Maker's breath, I can't believe you guys.. I've been asking you guys to stop watching me and it seemed
you guys agreed on it, and still I find myself under some kind of surveillance. What in Andraste's name should
I believe you guys excuses for? Please let me free... Please.. I'm just an ordinary person like yourselves as I said
and that's never changed. You have to understand...

>>106,112
why?

Why, you say? It's obvious, isn't it?
I've been saying you guys should stop watching me though you can't...
I beg you.. Please let me free...

Kawaii or not, I dislike "LOL" and would rather use w.
How you can relate wwww to being unrefined or coarse is beyond me.
You are not talking about salt and pepper here.

I wonder whether it will work or not...

Heh, it worked!
So non-Japanese are allowed here, at least for this board.

>>150 i perfer to use w also

>>145
wwww

Recently, It has been said that the world's de facto international language will be Mandarian.
The number of English speaker and learner has declined, while more and more people put more priority on Chinese.
Do you think that it is better for Japanese would-be junior high school students to switch their second language to Chinese??

>>155
I don't think that Chinese will dominate the world.
Because China will disintegrate soon.

It is only Japanese that deserves the internatinal language.
You don't have to study either of them( English and Chinese)

>>152
Everybody from dogs to dickheads can join here as long as they have
internet connection and 2chan doesn't ban them.

Spring vacation of university is started from today. it's by 1 April.
Anyway, I have a plan to try twitter because I've been interested
in it lately. If I start it, I will tweet something for example my things
including some thing I wrote on Owarai-Kobanashi board.
Of course, I tweet in English too for foreign followers hardly under-
stand Japanese. In Chatango (See:http://2chtenhou.chatango.com/),
Mr.Nanashi and MrX told me "Let's do it now!". But, I still don't decide
to start or not... What do you think?

>>159
There's nothing wrong with making one and trying it. If you don't
enjoy it, then you can just stop. It doesn't cost money.

Isn't it the same reason you guys can't stop watching me?
Sure it doesn't cost any money to watch me, but that doesn't mean it's ok to
keep doing that. Please understand....

Spring vacation of university is started from today?!?
I envy you so much.
If I were you, I would go to Europe and stay there for all the vacation.
Thank you.

>>155
no, it has not been said.
end of discussion

I have no interest in ordinary humans.
If there are any aliens, time travellers, sliders or espers here
come join me.
That is all!!

>>164
Here, you have an alien from Venus who got KAME LOVE tatooed in her acid-rain-proof
skin right under her belly button. Hope you'll see her soon.

>>164 ^^
>>155-157
wwww
China wwww

>>165
Bring her here now!!!

>>167 wwww

VENUS IS A HOT HELL HOLE

Who here knows I own and run 四葉の芽◇ちゃんねる♪?

i dont know

>>167

>>82, >>96, >>150 among other posts are hers.

>>169
I know and the fact that I know that means I (and you)'ve been around
here quite a long time.

In Japan I've heard so many times people saying,
When you can make a joke in English and people around you laugh at the joke, your English deserves first-rate.
Right or wrong?

wwww seems to me,
A barbarian is giving me a sardonic smile.

>>173
I think tha it is wrong, which is based on my own narrow experience, though.
Telling jokes has nothing to do with what language you speak.
It all dpends on whether you like making people laugh or not.

Sorry for my awful English.

why do you say sorry
shut up ok?

why are you always mean and boring?

I'm always boring
Why don't any aliens try to attack our earth!!??
Are they scared of us!? or shy!?

boring→bored

Ossu! First post in this chat~ yeey

Where is kyon!!??

Kyon is on date with Naga-chin =))

>>180
Are you a jani-ota overseas? Arashi fan or something?
Typing email addy is never mandatory and it's rare to bother to type
unless you are serious about exchanging email with someone you meet here.

>>182
Naga-chin?
Who is that?
You mean Nagato?

ya, I mean Nagato >_>

who said that it was a real e-mail? :>

>>185
You smell like a wapanese big time.

>>186
I'm not Japanese, but living in Japan >_>

geh, this board is becoming boring -.-;

>>187
So you want to join our club "SOS Brigade"?

>>189
I'm already there.

>> 187

I have already joined that, about 3 years ago.
need smthn new.

Alright
What brought you to japan btw?

>>192
I became English teacher + studying Japanese

>>193
That's nice :)
How are things in japan?

>>193
nice, especially when I buy plenty figures here <3

>>195
Yeah, do you like watching anime?

>>195
Yup, Otaku desu, u?

Strike Witches is being broadcast now!

Look at my name lol

>>199
=)) yup, btw, u'r F right? :D ( so Am I )

>>198
Yesterday I bought Sanya's figure! <3

>>200
I can't love kyon

what in hell is this? even having sparky is better

then leave here

>>202 ^^

wwww

このスレは外人のオタクでいっぱいになるね
早く逃げれ！

Good morning, everyone.
I just woke out of sleep.
I got confused Today with Sunday, hahahaha.
Thank you.

It cannot be.
Take it easy.

Where am I and who am I?
(=^・^=)interesting

>>205
In which direction I should run away?

>>207
(=^・^=)

>>207
(=^・^=)

>>208
自分の仕事へ

>>211
That won't work for NEET.

Adults gone, kids remained?

Hi everyone. I have one thing I wanna tell you.

My twitter was born on yesterday finally!
If you have your account, please come to my twitter!
Below is it. Thank you.
http://twitter.com/#!/mrumechildren

Excuse me!
How can I see an English broadcasting？

>>215
Why don't you use the Youtube?

>>216
I want to see an English broadcasting on TV.

>>217
I want to see Japanese brodcasting ....

wwww

You still wanna see me...? Don't be ridiculous!
I said you should stop watching me. Why would I agree to let you see me? Never!
Please understand... Let me free..

Ill put you in a box >>219 san

It is -4°C where I live ....

NOT NORMAL for North Louisiana

Okay, now let me say what I noticed as a Japanese a while ago
Foreginers want thumbs up on You Tube compared to Japanese people
You rarely see the japanese comments which want thumbs up

What do you guys think about it?

Give us a southern accent sparky

>>223
I have a foreign accent
Not a southern one (^^,)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRuH95_2lYs&fmt=18

miku sings 電卓 ^^

Windows 7 64bit
core-i7 2600
Radeon 5870

Of what do I speak?

>>255
OS (うんこ OS)
CPU
Graphics card

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ3UsKwvXHs&fmt=18
^^ same song played by original band

Close, but that's not what I meant.

The answer is XPS 8300.

I thought I wanted one, but things turned out difficult, you know.

making your own computer is cheaper!

Yes, you are right. I would, had I known more about computers.
Anyway, that is also not my point here.
The thing is, Sandybridge, also known as core i7 2600, has a big problem
and Intel stopped producing it for a while till the problem's solved.
As far as I know, it'll be in April when Intel starts selling the cpu.

>>226
You still have the WIndows ME PC?

OMG!
http://www17.plala.or.jp/suigin/kama.html

Are you kidding me?
Even now, I'm using windows 7 64 bit. Core i5 430 with no specific graphics card.
I can't say my compy is good, but not so bad, I'd say. That said, it's a laptop.
So I want to get a new desk top mini tower. It was supposed to be XPS 8300.
　

What do you think about core i7 980 extreme?
Isn't is too costly? I don't think I will pay that much even if it has six cores.

How about AMD?

AMD? mmm delicious

俺が苦手な長文問題みたいな文書きやがるなコイツ>>229

>>217
wut kinda broadcasting do u wanna watch???

>>224
which accent do you have?

I want to alienware m11x.

What American TV shows are popular in Japan?

>>221
うｐ

>>221
Shit man, you've got it easy. It's -10°C here in south Texas. It was
15°C three days ago.

Oh well, I'll just pretend that my waifu, Cirno is near.

I had an interesting Japanese government class today. Maybe tomorrow
I will share it with you all.
I have to write an essay for it so your opinions could be helpful too.

>>219
You still stick to this board...OK.
Then, I will stick to your boobs forever and ever. I'm a nipple sucker expert!
Most of all men love boobs.(Even super intelligent Mr, nanashi confessed so.)

Well, I can predict your responce for this.
You will say,"Sorry, I'm an Oyaji man".

But, even if so........you do have nipples, right?

>>243
OK, Mr.nanashi, I'll take care of it on the weekend.

hi ,
What did you do today?

Did I do today?
I'm a salaried worker so I have to work on weekdays.

thanks for your reply.
what else did you do?

I went to English conversation school after work.
this is the question I learned today :D

I went shopping at a supermarket.
I spent to much money today.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/LindsayAnnPA_468x606.jpg
Lindsay Ann Hawkerlooks attractive from japanese eyes.
How would she be rated from (white) foreigners?
Do you guys think she would be ranked within 5th in the class of twenty girls
in the U.K or other western countries?

I can understand how イギリス人 hates ichihashi, an ugly spoiled wealthy son who
thinks he is special.

I don't know why british girls are targeted by asian perverts in Japan.
Flight attendant, Lucy Blackman was murdered by a korean.
Yes, he also had a plastic surgery. He changed his name and
had his eyes double-edged.
Obara Joji 's joji can be expressed as George.

>>249
Ichihashi is Japanese.
He is from Gifu Prefecture.
People who does bad things in Japan are all Koreans? hahaha

I don't say ichihashi is korean. Obara Joji is korean.

fuck the russian and south korean government
they're planning to conquer japan's northern territories together
now japan is bullied by fucking 4 countries
china, south korea, north korea and fucking russia
what the fuck are japanese government doing?

we don't know if Ichihashi is Korean decent. at least. he is a Japanese resident.
his father was a medical doctor. his mother is a dentist who has own hospital.
many korean became medical doctor in japan. becuase foreigner can be doctor. and payment is good.
mother's hospital was created by her father. his father married with her by using her family name.
so there is no his father's former info. what we can understand is his father was poor and powerless person. like a korean

I hope Ichihashi will be given death penalty.
However, unfortunately killing only a person is not likely to
be enogh for death penalty in Japan.
I think Lindsay's father's wish is death penalyty too.
Ironically British government abolished the death penalty and
it won't give up its policy because the abolishment of
death penaly is one condition for joining EU.
I guess it's silly.
I heard the recent public poll showed the majority of British people
were considering restoration of the death penalty.

>>249
I do not find her attractive. She's a 5/10, tops.

Is she petite? Are you implying her height or something?
5/10, tops.
what doew it mean? Oh, I see. you me she is numer five out of ten.
White people's standard is very high. I guess she can be queen in Japan.
And she became in real life... Ugly ichihashi got very complexed about her
and killed her at last.

There is no usage as compled about.
I mean ichihashi had complicated feelings toward her.

Calm down, alien

I might be weird to say this but I don't know why the death penalty is
illegal in EU countries. I know they try to enforce human rights, but
keeping people in prison their entire lives is a waste of resources.
It would make sense to have the death penalty, at least for cases where
they are certain of a guilty verdict.

>White people's standard is very high. I guess she can be queen in Japan.
lol

>>260
Are you foreigner? Whats funny about the post?

korean lawyers in japan strongly blame the death penalty. guess reason.
and I am guessing same reason in Europe.

I think the man shouldn't kill the man.
however, I don't know I can be forgive at occurring same accident.

>>230

Yes but I use GNU/Linux now

What's that?
Detail the stats of your computer and make me laugh.

>>256
I didn't mean to imply that she was ugly, just that she was average. Also, she
should get some teeth whitener.

>>259
Given their recent history, I can understand why they don't want the state to
have the power to take life.

My desk top with C2D 6600 broke more than a month ago.
I'd like to buy a new one. I prefer to get a good one.
What do you recommend?

Sparky's computer

CPU : core-i7 870
GPU : Geforce GT 460
Memory : 4GB
HDD : 1TB
Bruray disk recorder
24 inch monitor

>>264
What do you mean?
You mean you reintalled Linux to your Windows ME PC?

>>259
Don't they make something like furniture or train dogs or something while
in jail?

I have seen furniture selling exhibition made by prisoners.
They stay behind bar quite a long time so their skills are as good as
pro. The price is low. As for dog training, I have watched a documentary
TV show of America where they introduce a program in which prisoners
train bad dog and get it back to the owners after the dogs become good
dogs due to prisoners' traing to the dogs.

>>268

NO

wwww

CPU : Pentium 4 @ 2.4GHz
GPU : Geforce FX 5200
Memory : 768MB
HDD : I have 4 internal hard drives that add up to 160GB
Compact disk recorder
HPv75 CRT monitor

>>269
I installed it

I still have windows Me



http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2211483
^^ this video is 3 years old ^^

HDD : I have 4 internal hard drives that add up to 160GB
Isn't it small for otaku who loves collect many anime images and
movies, including obscene ones?

>>272
Did you forget I live in LOUISIANA

http://aa.utf8art.com/node/98
^^

>>272
He's so poor he can't even afford a proper computer.

I watched the movie, Wall street. I say opinion about the movie of course,
instead of the detail. Shortly speaking, it was good.
But I'm still wonder why Jacob(Shia LaBeouf) asked Gordon's daughter,Winny
(Carey Mulligan) for a favor to marry him although he get the trouble his pre-
sident of his workplace commited suicide, falling from that platform because
of Bretton James.
If I was him, I will never say that. Because I think I must not take my lover to
the troble.
Hey everyboby, do you can do same? and think love can beat any troubles?

This is story about my manager of my parttime workplace will retire in this month.
A party for him will be held on someday. And the atmosphere"come
on the party, all you guys!" comes in my workplace.
However, I have so fuckin' mess in last year's Bounenkai(I wrote that
didn't I?). So, I feel hard to go there...

By the way, I think capital punishment shouldn't be abolished forever.
Because, for example, if you shoplifted something like snack and are
caught by a clerk, you do nothing but return. But, in the case of you
ate the thing, you can't return at all. So, you have to arrange for that.
paying money.

Namely, murderers killed someone and can't return his life have to arrange
for that, killing themslves by jail. Because they ate his life completely.

He's proud of Pentium 4 @ 2.4GHz.
I think he can't open more than a window on his computer. Wonder if he can watch TV on it.
I guess not. Hope he lives a happy Internet life.

Pentium4? Not even Core 2 Duo?
His sodding computer sucks.

I would never get a computer with Pentium4 inside. That's out of the question.
Who wants to buy one? Too out-dated. I can't imagine I'm on the computer of such kind.
He probably always feels irritated how slow his computer is.
It's 2011!! No one's interested in Pentium4 any longer. Why's he proud of it? It sucks!
Even Youtube isn't functioning properly on his computer. He should think of buying a new one.

>>280
He insists on using that piece of crap called Windows ME, so he can't
upgrade his computer.

is it something to live in LOUISIANA with a poor performance computer ?

>>283
Nah. Mr. Sparky here just lives with his mum and hasn't got a job of his
own. He simply can't afford a proper computer.

I'm surprised Windows ME can open 2ch without blue-screening.

スパーキー is cute, isn't he?

>>286
Very. I'd gladly take him to the lovely woods and have fun with him. :3

and then afterwards dig a hole and put him in

>>173
Louisiana? Haven't you been hit severely by a hurricane
5 years or so ago?
Hurricane gustav or something I guess.

Do you find people who can speak French or is of french descent?

>>283
Louisiana is the shittiest shithole to ever shit up the USA(Other than perhaps Mississippi, Alabama, Kansas, Georgia, or Arkansas).

Sparky's watching ME. He should let it free. It's just an old computer.
Why does he stick to the notion that it's extraordinary good?
Please understand...

i have no interest

>>291
Because ME-tan is cute and he is a pedophile?

http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/userpics/12513/ME_with_chai.jpg
ME-tan likes to bring スパーキー tea.

Goddamn!!!
My dog, Max, run away while I was working.
Where is he sniffing around now!?
He always disappears once or twice a month

>>295
Look after your dog properly.

>>281 i watch niconico on it

>>286
>>287
^^

>>289
only south Louisiana was hit hard
FRENCH IN NEW FRANCE?
WWWWWWW

THIS IS A FAILED FRANCE

>>294 ^^

I like me-tan so much ....
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE HERwwww

>>295
I'll be right back.

>>298
I didn't know you are a young woman.

Hey sparky, you should go troll 4chan's /g/. I enjoy seeing the shitstorms
that you cause.

>>301
I never did troll them and i hate that part of the internet

You mean you weren't trolling? Well sorry, I just assumed you were. :(
iiChan's /b/ said you were fun the other day; that's good news, right?

I want to be here actually
wwww

>>304
I welcome you as our mascot.

>>306
\(^o^)/

Please stop watching ME... You know how embarrassing it is to be watched..

>>307
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCOZQXUOfc&fmt=18
I watch this instead ^^/

>>307
Are you saying to スパーキーchan?

This is news about my twitter. My followers are increasing because
of atakowa. Atakowa is Japanese comic singer, Tatsuo Kamon's twitter.
And I got to know half of his followers and アリ！(means very good! in
his twitter) from him. I'm very glad. Thank you Mr.Kamon!

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9497659

http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/19110198

This is the type of music i actually enjoy and like along with KRAFTWERK

鼻そうめんP様『Unflagment【sm9205429】』

This is very good song

>>310
I envy you

I envy everyone in Japan ^^

Sparky's computer is sodding horrible. 10 minutes to boost?
Easily freeze? Can't do 2 things at once?
Pentium4 is a laugh. 1 core 1 thread...
Who'd want to buy that?
My computer is far better than that pathetic old garbage.

Pretty good for a primary schoolchild.

>>315
Regardless of the hardware though, he should be using Windows 2000 or XP
at least. ME is awful...

>>317
What's your computer like? Can you detail it?

nanashi ◆NANaShiTfI's computer

CPU : Core-i3 550
GPU : Intel HD graphics
Memory : 4GB
HDD : 500GB
Compact disk recorder
19 inch monitor

>>319
Wow that's fairly close.

CPU : Intel Core-i5 430M
GPU : GeForce GT 230M 1GB and Intel HD graphics
Memory : 4GB
HDD : 640GB
Blu-Ray drive
18.5 inch monitor (1920x1080p)
It's a laptop.

Oh and Windows 7 Ultimate x64 and Ubuntu Linux 10.10, dual-booted.

He must've bought the computer last year. Hmm, it's not that bad compared to those computers
that were sold 2 or more years back, but it's apparent it's not that good. Core i5/7 must be a better choice.
Why did he choose core i3? It's only an entry model CPU.

>>320
Oops...

Oh, that's a decent model.
Guess you don't have trouble using the Internet, watching Blu-ray movies,
and what not. Having said that, isn't it irritating when you play games
and when you try to rip and burn blu-ray disks? Guess you want core-i7 860/870
or core i7 2600..

Sparky's specs (>>271)

nanashi's specs (>>320)

The winner here is nanashi. There's no question about that. lol

>>323
Actually I almost never use my blu-ray player lol. But this thing is
surprisingly good at games, it plays Crysis quite nicely at medium-high
settings, and Starcraft II at highest settings with no lag and at
1080p.
I do watch 1080p movies on it though and it's gorgeous. Especially
considering I can bring it with me anywhere.

>>320
18.5 inch monitor is quite large for a laptop, isn't it?
My desktop (broke a month ago, about 4 years old) has a 19 inch monitor.
Almost no difference even in size, and when it comes to other specs, it can't hold a candle to
yours.
Mind you, I'm using a laptop now. It's 15.6 inch (which I think is enough for me though).

18.5 inch is enormous. I had to pay $100 for the only backpack I could
find that could fit it.

>>259
On top of that, I think it is also a waste of time to throw people into
jail for some petty crimes such as shoplifting.
It costs a lot of tax payer's money to sustain criminal's life in jail and
we will lose more money and goods anyway.
I'm wondering putting tremendous fine or/and
forced labor would be more effective for the prevention of crime and
economy. In the end we can be richer for crimes.
Life in prison is the worst idea for economy.

But >>270 made a point too. His idea is not what I had vever thoght of.
But consdering profit and loss, loss would be much more.

I think some ex-prisoners could return more moeny after serving time
than tax money he owed to Japanese people. But we need more statistics and
think case by case. There are many people who won't work and come back to
jail sooner or later.

Forced labor was the strong words.
I am saying public works with lower wage than usual in their
free time.
Guaranteeing foods and transportation costs would be better option.

>>329
It's not forced labour. They pay for their accommodations.

my penis is bokking.

correction
Guaranteeing (only) foods and transportation costs would be better option.

i don't need Blu-Ray.
data mass is so condensed and likely reading/writing error occur easily.

>>333
Rreally? HDTV attracts me almost for a year. Watching old drama, I feel discomfortable
because of their unforcused-like images, though, in my memory, it looked beautiful like HDTV.

>>315 ....

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> CPU : Intel Core-i5 430M
> GPU : GeForce GT 230M 1GB and Intel HD graphics
> Memory : 4GB
> HDD : 640GB
> Blu-Ray drive
> 18.5 inch monitor (1920x1080p)
What are you doing with this laptop?

What is the meaning when they say "Rule the world" ?

>>328
But if the state gains money by passing laws to make people criminals, there
is an incentive to make more laws and criminalize more things.

>>337
It means to have control over everything. If you say "I will rule the
world!" means that you plan to overthrow all governments and establish
yourself as the only sovereign on the planet, ruling as an autocrat and
bending everyone to your will.

>>338
If i was a dictator i whould be a very good one wwww.

Ill fight for peace and prosperity wwww

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Go away sparky, you aren't funny. At best you're a very miserable person.

>>340
Although you might think using「wwww」is Japan cool, but remember, heavy usage of it just makes you look retarded.

>>342
I know this w

Is it possible to live in akihabara?

>>343
Possible but very expensive to get a place.

>>343
Electrical Engineer + Computer Science are my majors i am studying

Is that good preparation for Japan?

>>345
Why are you asking yourself?

>>346
ohh fuck it
I'll just come to Japan anyway

I am trying to get out of USA

>>347
Ask yourself whether you are kawaii, and if so, you will be able to get by in Japan.
Please remember, kawaii is the keyword for that, not your majors.

when you come to osaka, you should buy 551-butaman.

How are you trying to improve your English?
It's no fun talking to myself in English. There aren't any native
speakers who are willing to talk to me with free of charge.

I attended an English Speaking Club the other day where people try
to teach ourselves English. It was all right except there's no one
who can tell certain expressions are really the way native speaker
would use.
I know if I pay, I can get lessons taught by native speakers but
the problem is I'm not that rich.
Could you please tell me how you have been trying to learn it
on your own?

>>348

私はかわいいです。

No way!
Kawaii person never ever eats butaman.

>>350

I can speak to you free of charge ^^

>>352

butaman?

Wow! Thanks. I'm really bored at the moment. Let's have a chat?

You don't know butaman? It's a dumpling with minced pork with
some good Japanese onion in it. Very tasty.

>>355-356

OK ^^ I want to try some ^^

>>351
Then you hold a lot of promise.
By the way, what part of your body or personality, do you find yourself kawaii?

You really should. In Kanto (Tokyo metropolitan area), people
called it nikuman instead of butaman. Those two are basically
the same thing.

Are you American, スパーキー？

>>358

My personaltity is a platinum personality it is a very good one

I am charismatic, bubbly, friendly, and positive.

My legs ^^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tait%C5%8D,_Tokyo

I want to at least live here.

>>359
Yes, unfortunately, but I REALLY classify my self as
European Panamanian.

Your legs must be daikon

>>363

何？

daikon means Japanese white radish.
We call fat legs so.

Hummm... I'm not sure if I understood you...
I thought Panama is a country where there is that very famous canal?
And they also speak Spanish?

I take that you don't know what daikon is. It's a vegetable which is
a little bit like radish, but not round but looking like a baseball bat.
When women's legs are not long and attractive but short, choppy, and
unattractive, we say someone's legs are like daikon.

>>360
Great.
If you have a bubbly and outgoing personality and beautiful legs,
that will help you land a ソープランド job.
Then you can live in akihabara, you name it!

>>365
My legs are not FAT!!!!!

they are just thick
from all the cycling i do w

>>366
That data you said about panama is correct!

>>367
CRAZY UBER CRAzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>367
Sparky is a boy who like dress like a girl, like Mitz Mangrove, Matsuko delux.

☆ Driving through the countryside during an election campaign,
a politician suddenly announced to his aides that he was going
to throw a fifty-pound note out of the window and make someone
happy. “Why not throw fifty one-pound notes out of the window
and make fifty people happy?” suggested an aide. The driver
turned around in his seat and said, “Why not throw yourself out
of the window and make everybody happy?”

☆ While waiting for a discussion to start in the House of Lords, a
young journalist turned to the man standing next to him and said,
“Have you heard the joke about the Lord and the prostitute?”
The man turned to him crossly and said, “Be careful, young man.
I happen to be a member of the House of Lords. “Oh, don’t
worry,” said the journalist, “I’ll tell it very slowly.”

☆ A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when
all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree
in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened,
went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury
the politicians. A few days later, the local policeman came out, saw
the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had
gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The policeman then
asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied,
"Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how politicians
lie."

>>369
I want to do this along with my Professional career
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsvUAgQMA60&fmt=18

>>369
I assume that, however, it's acceptable for Japan, isn't it?

>>367
ソープランド？ I hope the job wouldn't be cleaning...

O-san, if you want to chat with natives we have a place for that.
But we don't want bothersome people. Are you a bothersome person?

>>374
何？

>>375

Well, I probably want to talk with someone in English. The person
doesn't have to be a native speaker. Of course I prefer a native speaker
but it is all right as long as we can talk...

You are asking me if I'm a bothersome person. I don't know what
you mean by "bothersome." Not having anyone to talk to at the
moment might suggest I may be what you call "bothersome," though.

>>375
The keyword is bubble.
Anyway, the main purpose of the work is to clean chin-chin.

>>378
CRAZY
wwww

clean chin-chin wwwwwwwwwww

Don'T take this normal in Japan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhAoFajC3Qw&feature=channel

more specific
to have karupisu discharged out of chin-chin

>>381
Normal in Japan?

>>383
exception

>>384
THAT IS NORMAL IN JAPAN?

>>385
Even if you want to believe that's normal, my answer is NO, NEVER normal
Read my lips. That's an exception. PERIOD.

>>386
Exeception of what?

>>381
Sparky wears a pink bra to school. That's why it's normal for him.

>>388
CRAZY
I DON'T HAVE ANY

>>387
I meant men wearing bra are "Very rare isolated case."

>>389
No, that's not crazy. Don't worry. I don't discriminate against any pink person like yourself.
You'll feel better if you get it off your chest.

>>391
Maybe he'd feel better if he left it on his chest.

go to 発展場 instead of ソープランド.
it's very cheap.

I'm wondering why you guys love dirty talk so much?
You can be trolled very easily.

Maybe you are a woman.
In general, women hate dirty talks while men love them.

I have a chin-chin, OK?

you send chill my thin chin-chin.

what a thread lol

Ask your mom to treat your chilblained chin-chin.

Shaving chin is one of the common business manner,
before going to your office in japan, right ?

Chin-chin is big different from chin.
Chin-chin means great cock.
So it is not common practice for businessman to shave chin-chin before work.

in japan many businessman tend to go to sauna after their work.
expose your genitals at a public bath is one of customs to make familiar each other.
so shave your chin-chin might be a very polite manner in a sense.

But nobody respects your shaved chin-chin.
Please keep that in your mind unless you keep your chin-chin in your pants.

A chin-chin with no hair can be likened to a lion with no mane.

Fucking thing is fucking

if you shave chin-chin in japan, you will be regarded as a porno star or a bodybuilder.

チンコwwww

>>407
チンコ means little cock.
So please keep it mind that you might be mistaken for a kindergarten kid if your cock is チンコ.

It's not common to shave pubic hair.
It looks like a baby or you would be regarded as having
some perverted sexual orientation.

chinko and chinchin have no great difference to me.
I think chinchin rather has connotation of childishness.
Like unchi sounds more childish than unko.

Western women tend to shave their pubic hair, right?
Is seems to be trune of men. And they shave not only pubic hair
but also balls'hair.

How do you describe the hair of scrotum in English?
Is ball's hair right?

PEVERTED THREAD!!!!
FULL OF PERVS!!!!!!!!!

ochinchin (baby penis. they call it with love and tenderness) →　chinko (child penis. it may smells of piss.)
→　chinpo (adult penis. sometimes it has erotic sense. it may same as prick)
chinchin is used as any penis. it may same as cock.

Come to think of it, there are a lot of Japanese words for penis.
My favorite one is "ichimotsu", which sounds good to me.

Then do you guys know what "Kyokon" means?

>>415
Ichimotsu goes very well with fundoshi, sash surrounded around men's crotch.
>>414
But children use chinpo too.
>>416
You don't know? It's unthinkable that people who know the word
don't know the meaning.
The link below shows what it is. I alert you all guys in advance
the link might offend you if you are not interested in kyokon.
http://s153139690.websitehome.co.uk/big-cock1.jpg

http://s153139690.websitehome.co.uk/big-cock1.jpg
seeing the url, this ichimotsu seems to belong to the British.

>>412
"Pubic hair" or "pubes" are the terms you are looking for.

>>419
Well, but pubic is the mound area above penis or cunt. O.K?
Pubic area doesn't include balls(scrotum).
In japan pubic hair is called chinge(hair of chinko).
Chinko has more vague and wide meaning than penis.
Chinko includes both penis and balls while Penis specifically
indicates rod part in English.
I think chinge describes the thing more accurately than pubic hair.

You might say pubic area is not exactly chinko. So chinge and
pubic hair is correct theoretically?

I remember hair above penis growed sooner than hair of balls.
But we call it chinge(hair of chinko).
We can say the power of chinko growed chinge after all. So
hair above penis is the realm of chinko, chinge.

PEVERTED THREAD!!!!
FULL OF PERVS!!!!!!!!!

Well, we can talk openly about anything and everything in here.
Don't you think it's a good thing?

>>422
Hello, Mr.PBM, Pink Bra Man.

>>420
Pubic hair technically also includes the scrotal hair as well, I think.
However the pubic area is the area above the crotch.

PBM! PBM! PBM!

Ooops, pubic is adjective.
Noun of pubic is pubis. Sorrrryyyyyy.

What is "kari" called in English?
Kari is the umbrella part of a matsutake mushroom.

>>428
How do you write it?

>>429
You mean kanji character or something? I don't know.
It is usually written in katakana.(カリ）

In Jaoan, they say if your kari is big, you can please women.

>>430
Maybe they mean 雁, wild goose.
If you have a big goose it will make women happy, for sure.

anyway, what is your lunch ?

>>425
you casually returned the answer, scrotal hair.

Do you think ball's hair or hair of (the) ball are permissable?

>>433
Scrotal hair sounds technical. Ball hair or ballsack hair would probably be fine.
Although, you don't want to say those except in extremely casual situations.
Or "scrotal hair". Or really talking about the hair of your scrotum at all.

Hair of the balls definitely sounds funny lol.

Testicle hair would not work. That would mean that there's hair on your testicles,
which there is not; the hair is on your scrotum.

Although, you don't want to say those except in extremely casual situations.
Or "scrotal hair". Or really talking about the hair of your scrotum at all.

This part is difficult to understand , especially after the apperance
of "Or".

チン毛chinge seems to be more common than chinge's counterpart
ball hair ,checking these words in google image.
Search words "ball hair" returns many unrelated images and
we won't know what the original search words by only looking at the
images.
It seems that Japanese are more interested in hair than Americans.
But we don't shave hair generally.

>>435
I mean to say don't talk about ball hair in formal environments.

"Ball hair" or "scrotal hair" are not commonly used words at all.
More frequently "pubic hair" is used, but refers to everything.
I guess we don't talk about ball hair very much.

YOU like an indecent conversation ,dont you ?

What are Egyptians angry about?

I don't know
But it is clear that they are asking for something.

Big Brother is Watching
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uODOBCgNhZc

This must be what the Watched Guy in this thread has been talking about.

>>438
The government took away the Egyptians' internet and cell phone service.
I would also riot if my government did that.

Recently I have been studying the conflict between the Japanese Ministry
of Education (文部科学省) and the Japan Teachers Union (日本教職員組合).

What do you 2chers think about textbook reform? Are textbooks fine as
they are or should they be made more objective or more nationalist?

If I could change the world,I would destroy and create it anew.

I love my wife.
If I could change the world, I will marry her again.
And we will live happily ever after...

More objective and nationalistic(patriotic) are compatible.

John Dower, American left wing scholar said on TV that
Americans prefer to avoid using the word nationalism
and prefer the word, patriotism instead.
He said, hower, their daily attitudes are no other than nationalism or
nationalistic. He said it would be strange thing with careful
consideration that audience and
base ball players have to stand up and listen to national anthem in every
games. Americans take it as it is and consciously or unconsciously
they avoid thinking about it.
He said if japanese did the same thing, american would
call Japan nationalistic and condemn Japan.

I can agree on that point.

Sorry, spectator instead of audience would be better.
And in every (game).

>>440
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TnL4eFdRvg&nofeather=True
You can't agree on this song more, can you?
There was another version with English lyrics.
Can native speakers understand what the vocalist is saying
almost for the frist time listening?
Lyrics are filled with much information and the vocalist sing
very quickly.

my penis is getting bigger.
we must get combined.

>>442
I don't know much about the matter, but speaking of text reform, it must be the reform of history text books. Right?
As a conservative, I don't want to take sides with either of them.
Most Japnese are（have been) what is called," usura sayoku(うすら左翼）" concerning their point of view.
As a resultof that, when it comes to history text books, they have given birth to so-called "kinnrin syokoku jyoukou (近隣諸国条項）”

>>449
Yes, I was talking about history text books.
I have to write this essay soon and I think it would be interesting to
hear more opinions.

On an unrelated note,
http://tanasinn.info/images/7/7a/Obama.jpg

I don't understand what's funny about >>450's photo.
Maybe my funny bone is different from Otaku's or yours for that matter.

>>450
Do you have God listening skill to understand what
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TnL4eFdRvg&nofeather=True
is singing without subtitle?

>>451
I don't understand what is funny about a soft bank's cm
in which Darth Vader is doing strange things.
For example, Vader sit around a bonfire in the CM.
Aim of the CM producer seems to make Vader do daily things
which is unlikely to happen in the movie
series.
All in all soft bank's CMs are annoying and not funny at all.
I turn away my face when they are on TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EFiiqdMa84
Not soft bank but NTTdocomo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP3mXMgarvs
Did NTTdocomo steal the idea from youtube?
This one is more funny.

>>448

CRAZY

I'm sleepyX( And I'm hungry....
I ate only one rice ball todayXO

Oh, I've eaten a lot today.

>>455
Why not eat more? Are you Hikikomori?

>>442
The union is a criminal organization consisting of anti-japan traitors and psychopathic minions.
This had to be stated because your classes probably don't teach about it.

I'm also hungry.
But, I don't eat anything.
because I alredy brushed my teeth.
I never eat anything after bruth my teeth.

never anything?
nothing?

I have a question about English.
When we are on the train, we hear announce"the last station."
I know "last" has two meanings. One is "just one before present",
the other is "final".
The announce I heard was "final station".
How can we know the difference between when the station before a station at present
and when the final station of the line?

ask your balls

i ordered domino pizza because it's rainy.

>>457
No,I'm not.But...it's a secret.
My boss said to me don't tell a soul for eternity.

>>463
what pizza did you order?

>>465
Buy 1 Get 1 Free
Brooklyn pizza
Regular Large size(14inch)
Brooklyn pizza
Regular Large size(14inch)
Quantity:1 2,500yen
----------------------------------------
Online order benefits 5% discount
Quantity:1 -125yen
----------------------------------------
Total price 2,375yen（113yen tax included）

we must eat a lot and become fat ass to survieve this cold winter

LETS GET FATTED

by the way, i saw this in news today
chineese are getting fuckin obese like americans, because they got rich and ate a lot of meat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQstotYxLI&fmt=18

@,@

>>469
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.tkl.iis.u-tokyo.ac.jp/~toyoda/index_e.html

SL(1): Ultimate Joke Command

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WOW NICE COMMAND W

I feel like I am surrounded by my own assessors....

>>473
Do you go to college? You said in a previous post you were
studying computer science.
I'm jelous of you. You study hard and hope for future while
you kind of look crazy and idiot on this board.

You like to use "failed", don't you? Is it buzzword or computer geek word?
I happend to see a slogan like "failed president(hu jin tao)" on a banner
the the other day in the news.

Is it the president of Egypt?

No. コキントウ

>>474
^^

fail seems to be a very popular word from the western internet
http://www.google.com/search?q=FAIL&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

>>461
"Final stop" always means the stop at the end of the line.
"Last stop" could mean either of those meanings. But it's very unlikely
that the conductor would refer to the stop before the current stop, and
if he did, he would say "The last stop was..." so it would be obvious.

>>452
I will try later when I have my headphones.

>>478
In supporo where you'll stay in this summer, snow festival is being held now.

These are the images of snow sculptures there.
http://www.google.co.jp/images?hl=ja&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=V5s&rls=org.mozilla:ja:official&q=%E6%9C%AD%E5%B9%8C%E9%9B%AA%E7%A5%AD%E3%82%8A&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=837

For more info in English, you can check the link below.
http://www.snowfes.com/english/index.html

Although, it's summer when you come so you'll have no chance to see snow sculptures.

>>479
Stop destroying my dreams!

Is nanashi ◆NANaShiTfI is アメリカ人?
アメリカ人 was a high school student and
should be a college student in USC.
I was absent from this thread for a while.
So I am not on to new comers here.

Sparky loves to wear a pink bra.

>>481
I am an アメリカ人, but I am not アメリカ人さん.

Love Japan

When I was a child, I rarely saw foreigners,
But today,I can see them here and there in my home towm.
I hope they like Japan.
So far, I've been spoken to by them twice.
Both of them asked me the way to the station in akward Japanese.
And I replied to them in akward English, instead.
I managed to make myself understood and they said, " Thank you very much.
your English is very good."
I knew they flattered. But I was very glad to hear that!!!

>>447
Mostly

>>461
If it is said in past tense "The last stop was X station", it means
previous. If it is in present tense "The last stop is X station", it
means the final stop.

I can't think of any context where that wouldn't hold true.

>>485
If I can understand what a person is saying I will say their English
is good. Like I can say your English is good. However, I don't have
to exaggerate that because your English is actually quite good.

The United Statians think the USA is the all of humanity and anything else is an interstellar neighbor .....


But the truth is ..... We all make up something called "humanity"
Everyone....

Nooooooo!!!! You guys are starting to scare me again. Why not stop watching me?
I don't deserve any attention from you guys. I'm just an ordinary person.
No way am I an alien nor time traveler! If there's anything I can do for you to stop
watching me. Please, please, ask me. I can help you to understand I'm really actually
an ordinary person.... Please..

>>488
Why do you hate America sparky?

>>488
japan has high humidity today.

Let's just be fair.. You guys have been watching me and I've been watched.
What's in it for me? There's nothing I can get from this. I'm scared.

>>491
Louisiana is ALWAYS humid, so our weather is CRAZY.

>>490
I actually don't hate them.
Just EXTREMELY frustrated at them.
I do NOT agree with USA's ethnocentrism ideology

I believe my stance is .....
Techno-progressivism

And USA is very far from it .....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techno-progressive#Techno-progressive_subjects_of_interest
92+% of the things here are of my interest.........

USA's mind is stuck in the primitive past
Mine is from the future.....

past and future ideologies collide .... and clashes....
and high disagreement forms.....


NOBODY I KNOW OF ...... is like me....

Don't tell me a person with the mind from the future still uses an old computer like this :

CPU : Pentium 4 @ 2.4GHz
GPU : Geforce FX 5200
Memory : 768MB
HDD : I have 4 internal hard drives that add up to 160GB
Compact disk recorder
HPv75 CRT monitor

Future-orientated minded people would use core i7 870, to say the least.

>>493
>Techno-progressivism
I had you pegged more as a Transhumanist honestly.

>>494
ill upgrade my computers when I move to Japan

1. I have a full fledge already working computer
2. what do I do with old parts? I keep them wwww
3. My only motivation to upgrade is Sauerbraten cube: 2 ....
4. I respect old computers.... wwww
5. U use a better OS that efficiently uses the resources...

>>495
>I had you pegged more as a trance gender honestly.
fixed

>>495
I am that too .... wwww

trans human is between human and Posthuman

>>494 i i was concered about using up to date hardware
i would be using the best CPU EVER
the i�H (i9) w

>>497
transgender is under transhuman
NOT SEX

>>497
5. I use a better OS that efficiently uses the resources...

typo fixed

>>497
Trancegender is an interesting concept. In your error you have struck
philosophical gold my friend.

>>498
I guessed it because of the whole "I want to be the little girl" aura
you emit. Not that I blame you, I can definitely see the appeal.

>i�H
You've got taste and it shows my man.

I want to neutralize typhoons....

I want to neutralize tycoons.


Fucking capitalism.

Sparky looks like a boy outside, but he's a girl inside. We have to understand that.

>>504
>Sparky looks like a boy outside
YOU ASSUME QUITE A BIT THERE!

>>505
You think he looks like a girl? I saw his photo, and he looks like a boy, though
his hair style was a bit girlish like he was trying to be cute (but failed).

>>501

^^

the philosophical platinum


I am technically labeled POSTgender
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postgenderism


I label gender as a segregation, along with race, etc.
which conflicts Cosmopolitanism

All the nations should become small teams for 1 large team working together and to achieve one common goal
to achieve posthuman status through the ideology of transhumanism

^^



http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5945643
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7534881
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8993828
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9497659
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10007918
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12284233

This is the type of music that I listen too along with Kraftwerk
I really like it when Miku sings in a trance song w

>>506
Looks kinda androgynous to me. Somewhere between an ugly woman and a
feminine man.

>>508
like a posthuman....

No wonder he likes to wear a pink bra to school.

>>510
I don't own any

>I don't own any but my mom's.
Fixed

Sparky, despite how annoying and stupid you act, I think you are a pretty cool guy.
Really, I like the fact that you have no shame.

This comes off as sarcastic, but I really mean that.

Lovely Sparky

>>501
"I guessed it because of the whole "I want to be the little girl" aura
you emit. Not that I blame you, I can definitely see the appeal."
The appeal of being 100% human...

>>515
Are you insinuating that only little girls are 100% human, or that I had
misjudged you, and your only desire is to be just human?

http://transgender2transhuman.blogspot.com/2009/07/introduction-by-historian-harold.html

quoting the quote that shocked the shit out of me

".... People who refuse to be labeled as male or female are the pioneers of seeing humanity as not being limited by any particular substrate, such as flesh. ..... Copyright 1996-2008 Martine Rothblatt"

That's why he dreams of showing his pink bra in order to prove he's human.

>>518
why isn't war extinct?

I wish to be the little girl. I could do fun things like skip rope
and masturbate to myself in the mirror. It would be awesome.

>>520
CRAZY

Haters gonna hate, sparky, haters gonna hate.

I never really hated a one true god,but the god of the people I hated.
Not my thinking,but I only wanted to say that.

I'm getting so mad because my wife threw boiled vegetables into curry with large pot I made.
And they were broken in the pot and the looking of curry became hell.
I'm so sad she doesn't have good brain enough to forecast this.

Anyway, it's terribly good taste.

>>524
But you love your wife.
You can spank her ass while doing doggy style.

>>524
>>525
....

wwww CRAZY

To native speakes of English, what do they think of questions of entrance
examinations of English which Japanese high school stundets take in entering
colleges?
Is that effective to value their English proficiency?
I read an article about Japanese stundents are struggling with English, even if
they were good at English at high school, so entered faculty of global liberal arts.

what the fuck did you just say?

Can't we avoid seeing spoken taboo?

>>527
I have never seen an English entrance exam, and I doubt many native
speakers have.
If you have examples of questions then I can look at them.

It's just so simple [ that they speak English as naturally as [ they would ] ].
[ Speaking English ] is as simple [ as speaking Japanese (is) ].

>>531
There are some who would say that speaking Japanese makes you think
differently than someone who speaks English. Those people would be
Japanese nationalists.
Also, you know you don't have to separate clauses with brackets. Is
that for practice or something? Or maybe to make your English easier
to read?

Yes we can.

on youtube there are a lot of videos about someone converting to islam. its creepy.

a few days ago the UK prime minister david cameron did a speech in germany about islam problems.
the speech was nothing special, but he spoke very slowly and clearly so the germans could understand
and I think it is a good english listening material. you should watch it.

only excellect guy is fill out here
i'm improper

your english is too hard to me

>>533
No, you can't!
What I find appalling is that some of you guys think it's ok to keep watching me like that...
You can't watch me. No, you can't.

i will go to a driving school's camp
i made an application for admission alone
so i am unease

>>535

Your opinion about David Cameron's address while a meeting of EU countries
is different from mine. Actually, his address arose various opinions in UK,
offending Muslim people. He said UK had allowed too much multi-culturism.
This should be modified in his big society and they go a head to build
the identity as British, which was what he said.
I think this is the right-wing opinion, against the wave of Briton having to be
incorporated into EU. I don't know which is better, whether it go away from EU or
it should make efforts to become a more integrated member of EU.

But, his right-wing opinion sounded very nationalistic.

if you think that was too Right, your head must be hittin the Left most wall.
his speech contained only common sense and nothing interesting.

Who are you?

I am a !ninja.

---

冒険の書(Lv=1,xxxP)

I really hate him!!!
He threw and broke the dryer because it's noisy for him.
His personality is beyond my understanding,and he's violence,so I can't stand it any longer!
I'll go my true home.

>>543
You should bring him to the Netherlands and buy him some cannabis.

I hate Japanese though I am Japanese.

It substitutes it for the time being by the one in the house.
Thank you.

>>542
なにこれ
線が見えるんだけど

>>547
I dont know

>>542
What have you just done to this thread?

(　＾ω＾)

it is 1°C and it is RAINING


I AM PISSED OFF AT FUCKING LOUISIANA
IT IS NEVER A WINTER WONDERLAND
FUCKING LIQUID WATER WATER ALL YEAR LONG

>>550
（�C ^ω^）

it is 1°C and it is RAINING

I never been able to build a igloo in Louisiana
AND IT SNOWS IN DESERTS ....

i saw a blob of pure ice it was clear and shiny and O_O I WANNA KEEP THIS THING

THIS IS BULL SHIT
*cries*

Just wear your favorite pink bra so you can feel warm even in the snow.

I love girls wearing a black underwear
Thumbs up if you agree

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>>554
I prefer white underwear on girls.

Who wants to answer my survey!? (for Japanese class)
アンケート：
一日あたり…
１）どれくらいの頻度でテレビを見ますか。
２）どれくらいの時間テレビゲームをしますか。
３）どれくらいの時間で新聞を読みますか。
４）どれくらいの時間外にいますか。

white underwear is best
i dont admit your objection

How transgender is japan?

It is meal in daytime.
The octopus ball is delicious.

>>561
I have never had takoyaki but I want it.

Anyway here is a better version of my survey.
It would make me very happy if you answered it in Japanese.
Maybe I will give you all a present.

一日あたり…
1) どれくらいの時間でテレビを見ますか。
2) どれくらいの時間テレビゲームをしますか。
3) どれくらいの時間で新聞を読みますか。
4) どれくらいの時間、屋外で過ごしますか。

You earned my ire. I will never be a transgender like this Sparky.

しょうがねえから答えてやらあ

１）　２時間
２）　０時間
３）　０．５時間
４）　２時間

Did I make you happy?
Please upload youre penis or anus.

lol

>>564
CRAZY

>>564
If you will remember, I uploaded an ASCII art of my penis a thread or two ago.
But thank you for your response. I have an idea for a reward. I must figure
out how to do it first. Which I might do.

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>>569
I have none....
because I do not know how to create

（�C ^ヮ^） is the only AA i actually made

You are all !animal!!!

If you add an adjective " filthy" to the sentence, it's more effective.

Random survey time!
When typing Japanese, about how many characters do you usually type
before pressing the spacebar to convert them to kanji?

I'd say about 5 characters because the computer often converts long phrases incorrectly,
and correcting those mistakes tend to be more bothersome than converting at shorter intervals.

i want you
i need you
i love you 〜♪

YES!
H　I　S　♪

Yes we can.

>>577
Yes Me can.

How do you foreigners feel about this pronunciation by Japanese?

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I thik it's brilliant!!!
Please let me know your opinion

>>578
No. Sorry.

wwww

i want to drink ochinpo milk

On your knees.
There's a fine line between being an ordinary human and being a super!!!ninja like me that can divinely draw the line.

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im here. ru there?

>>579 Sounds perfect. You could easily be mistaken for a native speaker.

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>>585
thank you
I want you job in US in the future

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What's the best movie old/new, English/Japanese regardless, that you've ever seen?
I'm thinking of renting out some DVDs this weekend, but can't think of anything interesting to watch, so
I'd be really grateful for some recommendations.

>>588
japanese 犬神家の一族
english エイリアン、バック・トゥー・ザ・フューチャー

It is abnormal weather.
We had the snowball fight and played.
It is beginning on happy day !.

>>589
I've already enjoyed them all but thanks!

here osaka is snowing now. it's rare.

>>591
How about Transporter123?

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^^ i love this!

ｗe can make bread from rice these days.

>>579
How do you open the file?

>>596
I think it may be corrupt. Maybe there's a server problem.

the snow white covered the surface around osaka.

>>593
Loved the series too.
That dude is so cool.

>>598
In Osaka, it is a new scene.

I deserved a letter from TOEIC. It shows my score I took the exam on this January.
That is 500. Listening is 275 and reading is 225. So 500.
I think it is amazing on getting exactly 500.

>>601
really? i can't write english fluently like you but i have 680 score.

>>597
Type the password 123454321 and press the ダウンロード button
Let me know your opinion, please

http://ux.getuploader.com/nanase473/download/99/Untitled+(5).wma

>>579
The pronounciation is very precise and would easily pass as that of a native speaker.
He almost falters here and there, but only ever so slightly that its probably indiscernible to an untrained ear.

let's grow some vegetables so we can survive this food war.

http://4ch.irc.su/

server is online

http://4ch.irc.su/+4/ = 四葉の芽◇ちゃんねる

the source code of the IMG BBS is available for the public
but it is currently in the beta area
If you want the source code
just ask me

there is no software respiratory.... YET

>603
Are you sure you're not a native speaker....? That was very impressive.
I have heard native speakers pronounce English worse than that.

>>602
TOFIC score depends on ur parctice.
In other word, one who is not good at using English can get over800 if only he makes great effort for it.

In fact, I, who have learned only entrance exam for Japanese and not been to abroad, could get 830.

On the other hand, my friend who can speak English fruently got 750.


Please correct my English if there are some grammer mistakes.

>>608
As you wish:
"TOFIC" -> "TOEIC" (I assume)
"parctice" -> "practice"
"In other word" -> "In other words"
"great effort" -> "a great effort" (or better, a strong effort)
"only entrance exam" -> "only the entrance exam"
"been to abroad" -> "been abroad"
"fruently" -> "fluently"
"grammer" -> "grammar"

Anyway, what is considered a good score for the TOFIC?

It's called TEOIC

"This is the meaty Part 2 of his post-release interview
(click on “cc” at the bottom if you don’t see English subtitles, and they will appear)".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW59LZsjE_g&p=A90B1900FE67C0F5
One of his strong message is:"This is not the time for everyone to settle the score" (=not the time for the people for making revenge each other)
"But ..This is time to divide the CAKE" (=But it's the time for sharing our common good assets of Egypt/good future)

611 is about the interview of Wael Ghonim..the Google exec, who got released by the
Egyptian authority, i.e. Interior Ministry of course

do anyone likes my website?

>>609
thank u for ur Correcting.

To get high score on "TOEIC", u have to know correct grammar.

http://4ch.irc.su/phpsysinfo/index.php?disp=dynamic

>>614
are you intentionally writing crappy english?
or 830 TEOIC pointz is that easy?

>>616
I was drunk.
I'm not.
But, spell miss dosn't result less points because it's tested by mark sheet.

>>609
jusging from my two secondd reseach, 900, or around 910, is the line that separates
the serious mammals from the rest of the zoo.
i read some TOEFIC threads and it seems most people got 800-900 TAOIC points.

英語は訛りの多様な言語だから
ネイティブが他言語の訛りのある英語を聞いても
別に異質なものを感じないんじゃないか。

日本語訛りの英語は日本人の耳にはよく判る。
同類だから。

>>608
you must kidding.
it is impossible to get 830 only studying to enter the university or college.
you can enter almost every univeisity without listening skills or fast reading skills which is essential to toeic.

Don't you know that Toefl is more difficult to get scores than Toeic?

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what happend to your pc

something good might have happnened to me!

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So Omar Sleiman has lost all his power as well as Mubarak? or is he
retaining position..? it depends on the media
Only AP and British press is confirming he lost his power.
HOw come!

>>620
If u wanna think so,it can be true.lol

>>609
Probably 900. Less than that are used in many japanese companies as a cut-off
for promotion or other purposes.
The score seems to be minimum to work independently in companies operated in English.

>>630
it is korean company.
major korean companies are obliged to depend their funding on abroad. so english is important.

Don't laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0jCWkM15ag&feature=related

You lose if you laugh, ok?

Can Korean speak Englhsh？

>>632
I forfeit! I've seen it before and I wet my pants laughing.
「ムッチャ風邪ひいてん！」omg

I think Mubarak is Korean.

>>633
Their English is much better than that of Japanese

>>632
Even I laughed and I don't know what the subtitles say.

>>637
The language spoken there sounds exactly like Japanese and most of it doesn't fit the situation.
One example, as >>634 took it, says in English, like, "I got fucking cold".
Another is like "Fucking hunt a raven! Sissors!!". And that's a soccer game.
Very funny.

>>638
It sounds like Arabic to me. Because I think it is Arabic.
That's because he sometimes sounds like he's clearing his throat.

The clip reminds me of this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

though Nightwish is my favorite, I like this vid a lot.

>>609
I found a table about TOEIC scores requested by major companies.
From left to right, the columns indicate the scores for recruitment,
promotion, and overseas assignment.
Large trade farms ask 730 for overseas assignment. It's like a joke.
With that score, they cannot do any kind of work without translators.

Mubarak should go back to Korea.

Why you don't stop doing meaningless smear campaign against Korean people?
What does Mubarak has to do with the country?

Korean people? I'm telling Mubarak to go back to Korea. Mubarak isn't people. OK?
As for your second question, just ask Mubarak.

as we know, im not gay.
dancing with pole in this room is prohibited.

i`m soaked with sweat !!!

i`m sutisfied with my english !!

satisfied* oh!!

>>645 CRAZY

>>648
Ma serannas

>>641
so how much score do you have ?

One day the score will be equal again and the rich will descend from his throne.

i am ham

>>652
I am pen

>>653
No. You are pink bra.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13582136

Miyaichi did it! He scored!

>>654
....
CRAZY

Check him out before he's too big.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IKaujgfMp8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_oxAzRm9X0&feature=fvst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JvTQzwsBk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0mke0rn5s&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJ3AcT5K28

jenya has caused me to error....

>>641
Language tests like TOEIC are pretty much worthless.
I would go so far as to say that the main reason why most people in
Korea and Japan suck so hard at English despite years of study is that
they care so much about those kinds of tests, rather than about actually
learning the freaking language and gaining access to the useful information available in it.
I once sent a link to some online English test to a few British and
American acquaintances of mine (all of them well-educated people who do
things like composing music and writing computer programs for fun in their spare time).
Every single one of them ended up scoring lower than I did.
Does that mean my English is better than that of a well-educated native speaker?
Of course not, it just means that I'm more familiar with the textbook English
they use in those tests, which is basically a fantasy language that sounds
absolutely ridiculous and has close to nothing to do with how people actually
talk and write in real life.

>>650
I don't know. I've never taken the test.
I took TOEFL CBT long time ago, and my score was 280.
From the time my english skill has been improved a ton by living in the US.
So, I cannot imagine that my score can be below 900.

>>660
280 ? really ?

>>661
yeah.
but I lost most points at the writing section,
so my writing does not look as good as someone who can take 280.

Do you need anything, commander?

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The difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain and England explained.
http://www.wimp.com/differencebetween/

>>659
I have 830 and able to work using English.
I think TOEIC cannot indicate how good he makes communication in face to face.
And...TOEIC has so long time that I can't continue to answer with high consentration.I often sleep during test.

Anyway,plz correct my grammar mistakes, not spelling mistakes.

maine chan love!

I definitely think Mubarak is Korean.

>>659
Are you not a native speaker? Your English is absolutely perfect.

>>667
able to work -> am able to work
how good he makes communication in face-to-face -> how well one communicates face-to-face
has so long time -> takes so long
answer with high consentration -> concentrate on the test
during test -> during the test

Always glad to help people improve their English.

Help me get rid of the people watching me before helping them with their English homework..
Please... I beg you... I need to be free.

From my opinion, the reason Japanese people suck at English is just because they study
it only to enter college

that't all!

まいんちゃん・・

>>672
I agree with your opinion.

Most high school kids cannot imagine what they can do with their language skills.
I wonder what's the proportion of high school teachers who use english daily
basis outside classroom. I suspect it's surprisingly low, and if that's the case,
how could they tell their students the value of learning english.


>>670
could you check my english as well?

>>675
Most students want nothing more than to enter college
So teachers don't need to tell them how fun speaking in English is

>>676
probably your perception is correct, but that's not good for
improving the level of english skills for japanese people.
something has to be done, i think.

>>670
Thanks! No, I'm not. But I'm a huge nerd, and I like a lot of the stuff the Anglosphere produces
(Hollywood movies, BBC documentaries, sci-fi novels, computer games, the way Americans write science&math books),
so learning English was a very easy and painless process for me.

the light born at the end of the world is now in the wind

>>675
use english daily basis -> use english on a daily basis
...and that's all.

>>678
well however you studied, you sure did it correctly.

>>679
what?

How much can you read Japanese, nanashi?

>>681
Depends on whether I have my popup dictionary or not. If I do,
I can read it fine. Without it I'm pretty limited.

I'm sure you know what happened in Egypt. Do you think the same thing will happen in China?
In my opinion, Chinese Communist Party would never hesitate to kill its people, considering
Tianamen massacre. Plus, the Chinese army division, it seems, even isn't well under control
according to the American media. That means the army wouldn't help Chinese people change its society.
What's your take?

You guys should stop watching me.... Though I've asked you this many times in the past,
you guys can't seem to agree to it... Why? I'm just an ordinary person. I'm not worth your attention...
What makes you keep watching me like this? Stop it already...

I just started commute English school for a week ago.
Do you think such me? Don't you think it's cool?
I will able to very speaking English.

All evidence indicates that Mubarak is Korean.

>>685
Great!
Patience is the key my friend. I wish you all the best in your English training.

>>680
Actually, I wouldn't say that I became good at English by "studying" it.
I learned it by accident. Didn't even know that I was fluent until I started talking to
people on English-language message boards.

Cool story bro.

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>>688
You have yet to fully convince me that you're not a native speaker.

Is it irritating to hear that one who is not good at English explains a difficult word, like "convince", using easy words, for example,"make you sure"？
I often use "make" "let""have""enable"when I don't know how to say and I'm sometimes said it's too long and hard to hear.

Your face is irritating.

>>683
I don't know what happened in Egypt.
What happened?

>>694
you kidding

All i know is that the Egyptians gathered in a city and Mubarak guy quit his job.

>>691
Well, I never did claim to be Japanese.
And Europeans who speak decent English aren't exactly a rarity. (curiously enough, not
even in countries like Finland, where they speak a language that is completely unrelated to English)
I have to say though, I've come across a few Japanese people who were much better at English than I am.
I'm learning Japanese too. If you want to know how good (or bad) I am at it, here's a post I made some time
ago on a related topic (the question was "how do you study languages"):
俺は日本語を母語としないドイツ人なので、今学習してるのは英語と日本語。
(数年前からスペイン語もやったが、興味ないと気付いてその言語を捨てたんだ)

勉強法は簡単：映画を観たり、本を読んだり、音楽などを聴いたり、ゲームを遊んだりする。
語学に一番相応しいのはゲームだと思う。
テキストブックは詰らないから使ってない。授業には有用性がないから自学自習している。

まぁ、実は「勉強」ではなく、ただの遊びだ。でも、この遊びには守らなければならないルールがある：
一つ、日本語勉強の為にローマ字を使ってはいけない。
二つ、和英・和独辞典などを使ってはいけない。使っていい辞典は国語辞典だけだ。
三つ、日本の映画をドイツ語・英語字幕で観てはいけない。

日本語の場合、最初は漢字だけに集中した。その後、主に少年・少女向けの漫画やアニメを楽しんで
勉強の本番を始めた。
目的は三年間の学習で日本語を完璧に身に付ける事。残り時間は約二年間。

Started studying in 2009, wrote this in 2010, after putting my studies on halt for a few months.
Should be comprehendible, but perhaps some of the 日本人 on here can correct me if it contains any mistakes.

How would you rate Roruchan's Japanese?
How good are you compared with him?

this is Roruchan
http://www.youtube.com/user/roruchan2

He is a German.

Someone in UK said about Al Jazeera's coverage of Egypt. I think it's a shrewd comment:

First someone asked:
On why AJ's coverage of Egypt has been brilliant and the Beeb's crap.

..Then other one said:
Yes AJs coverage was much better...but then it was better than
anyone elses. The English language AJ has been almost a project
in waiting to be made relevant...the Egyptian uprising is the
sort of event it was created to cover...something that had yet
to exist, a dream... and when it got the chance it rose to the
occasion. I hope it gets a few similar occasions in the years
to come.

(As you know, the Beeb means BBC.)

Egypt has a serious problem.

test

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>>705
mistake
http://www.uproda.net/down/uproda250386.jpg

ha?

>>705
Egyptians are pissed off

>>683 poasssibly w

Possibly what? You are possibly going to wear a pink bra to school today?

>>698-699
To begin with, I've only saw the latest video, but
on the scale of one to ten, I would give him 9.
His choice of Japanese words is perfect, and that makes him quite fluent.
I noticed he still has a little accent, but there's no problem about that.
Rather, I wouldn't understand Japanese dialects. I mean to say his accent
is more understandable.

I don't understand what you meant by the "how good are you" line.
In the Japanese language itself, the answer would be yes, but if you meant
"in the knowledge on the literature he explained in the video", it'd be no : I haven't heard of any of those books.

May the Maker smile upon you.

Oh, Maker, forgive me. I made a typo in the post I've just made.
But who'd care?

May the Maker smile upon me.

>>697

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>>697
Ah you are German. That explains why your English is so good;
from my experience Germans tend to speak English very very well
(at least better than most Japanese people.)
Regardless of that though, your Japanese is dubiously excellent for
someone who only studied for 1 year. That, and I don't see how you
could have learned things like Kanji using only Japanese-language
dictionaries, as you say. You would need to be quite fluent in the
spoken language before you could do that, don't you think?
Besides, cold-turkey language studying without reference to a known
language will only go so far (something I know from experience).
Are you sure you're not embellishing yourself somewhat? I can't see how
those study methods could possibly work without years of
solid immersion (in the case of native speakers).
I agree with your study methods but only as far as after becoming well-versed
in the language beforehand.

Of course if you're a savant, that's another story.

very snowing at osaka.
i hate chilly but i like the scenery.

>>716
 am jelous

>>710
When I evolve into sparky4+

>>717
mistake

I am Jealous.

Guys, I am a jap in the US who just came back from Japan last week.
Since I am in a jet lag and couldn't sleep and that's why I started drinking to catch a sleep but
obviously I got too drunk and am not quite sure that I can make the class on monday morning.
You guys should pray for my waking up and going to class on time.

By the way, did you guys get valentines day chocolate today?
When I stayed in Japan my mom gave me the first one for this year,
and obviously that's gonna be the last, and I don't have any dinner or special event
today with my yet-to-be-met girl friend.

Have a good night.

>>719
Why didn't you write "Japanese"?
I know jap is used as a short form
Just wondering

>>719
"Jap" can be derogatory, because that is the term Americans used
to call Japanese people during WWII. But if you are Japanese,
I suppose there is no problem.
To avoid a hangover I highly recommend drinking water.

(I'm yokoiri)..But when I was in US, I actually quite often felt like using 'JAP' as the
abbreviation of our own natioality..because it's the most convenient way,
despite its historical background of derogatory usage..

As he says so himself, he's drunk.
But I agree, it didn't sit too well for me either.

>>723 here
sorry, my response was for >>720

>>711
Those questions were for the German guy. His written Japanese is obviously excellent,
so I wanted to know how good he is at speaking.
By the way, what the fuck is the Maker. I don't want someone with such a lame pseudonym to
smile upon me.

>725
It's a reference to the Dragon Age series.

Could it be that 711 = the stop watching me guy?

i hear australian says jap instead of jpn without descrimination sense.

So does Matsui.
Is he Korean?

Mubarak just came to the door and confessed he is Korean.

im afraid to say that so, im okama

>>727
No, I'm not the stop-watching-me guy, though I kinda like his/her posts.

Immediately after making the post >>711, I went to bed.
I somehow got up at eight and went to class.
In the post, I deliberately used the word "jap" for self-degradation,
because I felt devastated thanks to alcohol in my blood.
If some non-japanese guy would use the word to me, I feel offended though.

>>731

NEKAMA?
wwww

>>728
Really? I lived in Australia for many years, but I only ever heard them use the word "Jap" in
derogatory manners.
In fact, I grew up amongst foreigners and English-speaking Japanese all my life (part-Japanese included)
but never heard that word being used under normal circumstances, so I suggest it's a word that is
better avoided in order to avoid any tension or misunderstanding.

I am out of work, but I am reluctant to work hard. (ToT)

w

http://anitra8.blog135.fc2.com/blog-entry-97.html

>>728
perhaps young use "jap".
But I cannot understand it is used insted of jpn.
I think it is discriminatory language.

>>734
but since im a jap, it's safe to call a jap jap.
it's like a niger calls a niger niger in the south.

it depends on your upbringing
some people think it fine to use dirty words, other don't

>>734
>>738
http://up3.viploader.net/ippan/src/vlippan187011.jpg
this image is formal broadcasting of sydney tornament at 94.
i don't think this caption have any discriminatory senses so i have thought "jap" in australia is a formal word.

>>741
lol, don't be a dickhead
that's just an abbreviation and has nothing to do with the spoken word "jap"

is this abbreviation usual ?

jap and jpn are both accepted as abbreviation for Japan, but jpn is more common nowadays because
of the negative image "jap" entails

There's no reason to use Jap at the risk of being politically incorrect, in my opinion.
People can be judged by what kind of words to use. You might not want to use them if you didn't want to be misunderstood.

May the Maker smile upon you.

>>713
Thank you!
>>725
I have a bit of an accent, and Roru's Japanese is probably much better than mine, but I honestly have
no idea how good I am at speaking freely and holding conversations. I mainly care about being able to read.
I was never interested in uploading youtube videos or doing skype conversations.
And I've never had a face-to-face conversation in Japanese with anyone,
except for like 3 sentences I exchanged with another German 日本語学習者 I met on the bus.
It feels like half of Beijing studies at my university, but seemingly no Japanese people.
>>715
>learned things like Kanji using only Japanese-language dictionaries
I didn't do that, and didn't mean to claim that I did. I consider them a different beast from Japanese itself.
I mean, we could be writing English in those characters. "I was 歩ing down the 道 when..."
Avoiding bilingual dictionaries is what I'm doing now, during what I referred to as the 本番 of my studies.
Before that, I studied glorious 漢字 and nothing else, just as I said. I mostly used English-language resources.
I also review them on a more or less regular basis by writing them out, although I didn't for most of 2010.
Regrettably, I initially also learned ひらがな using western tutorials
that taught them using Hepburn-conversion into Latin characters, and I'd say I'm still paying for it.
If I hadn't made that mistake, I'm sure my pronunciation would be better than it is...
I tell you, the road to failure at Japanese is plastered with romaji.
>cold-turkey language studying without reference to a known
>language will only go so far
Then what language did you refer to when you were learning English?

>>746
Do you know about him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOafwE8UV5g&feature=fvwrel

http://www.uproda.net/down/uproda250757.jpg
http://www.uproda.net/down/uproda250758.jpg
fucking pretty

>>747
I think I've heard of him, but I'm not big on spectator sports, so I've never seen him play.

>>749
Ok. His German sounds perfect to me (though I'm not so used to it).
What do you think?

>>750
Judging from that video, he doesn't seem to know much German yet. Unless you mean the translator.

>>746
Ah, English resources are the way to go for the beginning of studies.
I also agree entirely though that having romaji there is setting you up
for pain and suffering once that romaji goes away ("oh noes where
iz mah romaji??!!")
in my opinion though, learning the hiragana/katakana with romaji is
an arseload easier, but presuming one keeps in mind that "ra" and
"fu" are certainly not pronounced like English "ra" and "fu". It's
Japanese, not English (and I see way too many people not understand
that).
>Then what language did you refer to when you were learning English?
>>715 >...years of solid immersion...
Learning a language at a very young age is dramatically easier, even (or
perhaps especially) without a reference language. It's known in
linguistics as the "critical period".

Good morning you riffraffs!

What ever happened to the cat who thought he was a dog and
greeted us every morning and night?

Hey, foreigners!!!
What do you think about their English!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5qO1J6QWsY

>>755
Loved the song, and he's great!
I wasn't too sure at first though, when he was singing extra slow.

what is cold-turkey ?

>>755
He has an accent but it's totally fine English.

>>757
It means stopping or starting something without going into it gradually.
Like stopping smoking without using a nicotine patch or pill.

What about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4DmBpFatmI

>>749
Several Japanese football players are in Germany. Check them out. lol

Atsuto Uchida
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZweyrZrzId0

Shinji Kagawa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWEGyRwixc&feature=related

Shinji Okazai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2F0Zt30ows

Makoto Hasebe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4psX_luGUOM

Tomoaki Makino
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqIJ9BDAY8

>>758
thank you.

No problem. :)

>>759
He doesn't have very good enunciation, but I don't know, maybe it's just his singing style.
I only understood about half of the song.

>>756
What about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4LDsHy6Buc

Their English is pretty good for a Japanese band.

>>764
Pretty good?
They sound good enough to be native.

>>765
You got that right :)

Hey Japanese people, I have a question.
What accent does this guy have who appears at 1:10?
His name is Mahiwa Shuu (真日和 秀).
I obviously don't know Japanese well enough to tell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwcsspU1J2Q

It's not really an accent.
Just a relatively relaxed version of keigo a lot of young men speak these days.
"-desu" -> "-ssu"

It's not proper keigo, so don't learn it.

>>767
I didn't know that you liked anime, nanashi-san
Why you covered it up?

>>760
Someone I know is a huge HSV fan, so I used to hear a lot about Takahara

>>752
>learning the hiragana/katakana with romaji is an arseload easier
maybe, but you end up learning them wrong, so what's the point?

The dangerous thing is that it seems like a great crutch you can
use until you can walk on your own.
Only later you notice that in reality, you chopped off your own legs and replaced them with dildos.

>but presuming one keeps in mind that "ra" and
>"fu" are certainly not pronounced like English "ra" and "fu".
I actually think those two examples are not even a big problem, due to being so obvious.
There's much more subtle stuff like う usually not being a U, ん not often being actually
pronounced as N or M, or words like うちゅう often having a faint Y sound that gets lost when
you write it as uchuu or whatever (took me like a dozen JAXA videos to notice this).

And then the things that could be more or less fixed by simply using a better romanization system,
but confused the hell out of me when I first tried to correlate spoken Japanese to its written form.
Like し regularly dropping the i part (e.g. in front of a か行 syllable), even in relatively formal speech.

>It's known in linguistics as the "critical period".
I know, people involved in formal language education often use this as an excuse for why
their students never end up getting good at the language, especially not in an acceptable timeframe.

>>769
He has said numerous times he watches anime.

All Pantsu All The Time.
Folks, that's the key to all the doors ahead.
In English, Japanese, German or whatever language, total immersion in pantsu anime is gonna make you look (or sound, precisely speaking) like the real hentai gentleman that you undoubtedly are!

So learning kana with romaji is like learning English with katakana?

>>746
What about listening? Can you watch Japanese videos without subtitles?

自(＾Д＾　)ノ　Hi　Grandma！　It’s　me！

>>769
I posted the video because I was interested in Japanese dialects.
But I do occasionally watch anime. It's terrific Japanese listening practice.
>>770
I really think it in large part depends on if you have an ear for languages.
Some people could live in Japan for decades and never pronounce うちゅう
or しゅくだい correctly. Some people can hear it a few times and infer the
pronunciation rule and have a great accent. People tell me I fall in the latter.
I'm almost concerned that if I sound too fluent in Japan people will assume
I know more Japanese than I do.
>>773
I think learning English with katakana is much worse, because English
has a much larger variety of sounds. Every sound in Japanese (except
ふ and ら・り・る・れ・ろ) exist in English in some form.

Hello, is there anybody here?

CRAZY SKIRTS

ら・り・る・れ・ろ pronounce is different to english?

You are wearing a pink skirt as well as a pink bra?
You are gay, aren't you?

>>773
That just blew my mind!

>>779
ラ行 is like between L and R.
In L, you straighten up your tongue and push it forward
until it touches the back of your front teeth, but
in ラ行 sound, your tongue is mildly bent and
touches higher point of the roof of the mouth than L.
In R, you bents your tongue and push upward but it never touches the roof.

(Since I am not a native English speaker, my explanation might be a bit confusing.)

>>782
I think your description is pretty accurate

>>774
I just watched the video Nanashi posted in >>767 and there were 2 or 3 things I didn't understand.
Couldn't catch everything the blond guy said around 3:45 and didn't know the word いけにえ.
And one thing Mahiwa said that I wouldn't be able to give you a transcript of, but got the general meaning.

It used to be the other way around, I remember watching a 2 hour movie and only
understanding like 5 different words throughout the whole thing.

When available, I turn Japanese subtitles on.

I'm only used to the kind of Japanese you hear on TV though. When I watch home-made
videos or streams, I tend to understand a lot less because people speak much more quickly
and swallow a lot of sounds.

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>>780

NO CRAZY

CRAZY JK

wwww

>>784
Boy I wish more things had Japanese subtitles, but I almost never
see them.
Personally I find anime a lot easier to understand than things like
news, probably because they talk slower and more deliberately.
Also I find women easier to understand than men, in part because
they use more polite form.

HOMO SAPIENS ARE WEIRD!!!!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12999644

You must have led a hard life as a gay in America. I feel sorry for you.
Though I'm no gay at all, I hope the day will come when you can walk outside
wearing a pink skirt.

For starter, why don't you try coming out? I promise I will never make fun of you.
It'd take lots of courage to do so, but I'm on your side. Go public, Spark.
It's the first step in the right direction.

>>784
For you

http://www.animeultima.tv/kon-episode-1-english-subbed/

>>789
That's right.
We're all behind you, Sparky! Literally *wink*

I mistyped lol
For >>787 nanashi-san

>>789
yes.
We promise we will never make fun of you.
Go sparky!

>>792
I have already seen that entire series in 1080p.

>>794

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>>793
I'm sure all he needs is a little encouragement. We should back him up and
help him free himself from the situation he's in now. He should trust in us.
I'm positive his heart will be so full it'd burst after he reads us. :)

>>789
I am not gay
I am not attracted to the homosapien species

I only like POSThuman / transhuman / proto transhuman people w

>>797
>I only like POSThuman / transhuman / proto transhuman people w

What in the heck are those?
Give me an example of one because I'm having a hard time imagining one.

>>791
CRAZY

>>793
>>796
^^

>>795
www.animetake.com
^that is where I get my subtitled anime, but I download it.
It's much better picture and sound quality.

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>>798
miku hatsune is a good example w

but miku has a gender w

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>>801
RUSSIAN

>>803
those are potato runes

What kind of boys do you like, Spark?
Guess it's cute ones. Am I right?

Or do you prefer macho men like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08&feature=related

>>806
Every man should love cute boys, even if he is not gay.

>>807
There's no "should" about preference.. I won't blame Spark for his sexual preference
if he loves macho men. He has the right of choice.

I'm going to America next week.
So I've been making various reservations.
Then I found the frequency of trains very low,
for example amtrak between Vancouver and Seattle has only one train in the morning.
Don't people in America think that's unconvenient to move?
Or am I wrong?

>>809
The American public transportation system is nothing compared to Japan's.
Don't expect the trains to be anything like those in Japan. It seriously needs improvement.

yes.

>>768
>young men speak these days
it has been widely used for a very long time. like decades. you must be some ancient pharaoh or sometin.

>>812
>>768
I think it sounds pretty annoying. Am I alone with that?

>>806
.... CRAZY

my water pistor is out of order,damn!

National Socialism is the final solution.

>>815
Get Akamamushi-drink!

>>812, >>813
I agree it's been around for a long time, but I don't think it was as prevalent as it's become over this
past decade or so.
And yes, I find it rude and annoying because these younsters often make the mistake of using it in
situations which demand proper keigo.

I guess っす　is not a matter of young or old.
I guess we can trace back the usage of っす to decades decades ago.
I'm not young but I know this usage. I guess っす sounds
rather sports-oriented.
ssu is often used between senpai seniors and kouhai juniors and
it has a effect of watering down strict atomosphere.
desu sometimes sounds cold and too formal.

Ofcourse if you use ssu in front of CEO or Principal, you are
too frendly(buddy buddy?) to them.

I think yappa やっぱ is annoying if it is used in victory interview from
athletes. Even Judo athletes use it these days.

And sumo wrestlers too. www

>>819
Agreed
The problem is, many people have started using っす outside of senpai-kouhai relationships in recent years.
I get that from shop assistants sometimes and it's hella annoying.

Lyrics from a Morning Musume song include っす。

What was that song? Lyrics of 〜じゃねえっす　janeessu
was impressive.

>>809
>america
>trains
No one really does that anymore here in Merka. Driving a car that seats 16 and gets
5km/L is a status symbol, so other infrastructure, such as railroad, and services,
trains are ignored and seen as obsolete.

Don't expect your train ride to be anything like what you would get elsewhere.

>>814
I really do understand why you say so.
You seem quite shaken to know you like both cute boys & macho men.
Don't worry, Spark. It's quite natural you have various orientations.
I would approve of them. Sometime you want to go on a date with a cute boy,
and some other time you prefer to let a macho man take you everywhere he want to go.
BTW, same sex marriage is legal where you are, Spark?

>>824
wwww
USA wwww

I ride my bike
it is a mountain bike
because of the poor infastructure

>>826
>I ride my bike
Are you implying that you dig on a boy? You already had your boyfriend.
How is it like when you ride your bike, Spark? Comfortable? (Don't say you come. ^^)

>>825
The male gender is obsolete, and there for i am not interested w

I'm an early bird...;-) this morning. Actually, last night I began to sleep and waked up at 3:00 AM.

Why do the Japanese people like English? Average people never use English every day, don't they?
Though I had been working for a foreign pharmaceutical company for a few years, what I saw my
Japanese colleagues working midnight and in Sunday and holiday.

Is that a fun? I don't think that to be sustanable for ever, actually office workers are disposable.

>>828
I didn't mean you are desperate, of course. I just meant you have a chance.
Again, you can get married to a boy where you are, Spark?

>>827
.... NO, AND CRAZY
SEX = CRAZY

>>831
You are being shy. Don't be cute with me, Spark. It's ok to speak your mind.
Say what you wanna say. I will accept that.

>>827
NO

I understand how much harassed you will be if you say you are gay in public.
Don't worry, Spark. You are not a gay. You just like cute boys and macho men.
That's all. No problem here, right?

>>834
WEAR A SKIRT

>>829
> office workers are disposable.
then let's dispose them. what's wrong with it?

>>835
You want to? Go, Spa, go! We are supporting you.

>>810,824
Thanks!
I understood what trains in America is.
I think American government should improve their infrustructures
for convenience and environment.

Does Sparky has affinitiy with Kevin Alfred Strom?
http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Prussian-Blue-photo/4984F001D2FDE2BD482570A60006F6EE/$file/prussian_blue.jpg
Kevin was aroused by these pictures. So does Sparky.

>>839
Spark loves cute boys and macho men. That's a well known fact.

Isn't he loli-con?
doesn't he love white little girl?
Cute boys and macho men seem to be apart to me.

I am liking where this conversation is going.

>>838
I agree. American cars are very polluting. Public transportation is much
more efficient.

Imagine there's no gay
It's easy if you try
No bra below Spark
Above him only skirt
Imagine all the macho men
Living for today

Imagine there's no ME
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no Pentium4 too
Imagine all the PCs
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no louisiana
I wonder if you can
No need for same sex marriage or gay orientation
A brotherhood of macho man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the pink bras

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

This is my first visit.
Let me now commonly used.

>>841
>doesn't he love white little girl?
doesnt everyone?
also
what race is me-tan?

>>838
I agree, I would love to have trains. It would be so damn wonderful if we could
link all of our cities together, rather than dealing with all the stupid fucks who
want to drive different speeds than me on the god damn interstate..... I digress.


I doubt it will happen (like, ever) trains are seen as uncool.

THIS PLACE IS SO FUCKING CRAZY

USA is weaker with a weak infrastructure

>>846
I would LOVE to have a train system

USA is much bigger than JPN. a japanese-like convinent train system in USA is like a fantasy.

>>849
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Pink train?

Louisiana should use a pink bullet train where pink people are allowed to have a pink conversation.
Let's make this world a pink place for Sparky.

Is Spinky a real gay? How does he speak? Softly and gently?

I think this one is a theme song for Spinky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Qg3yUd5xw&feature=fvst

>>853
This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country.
Sorry about that.

No problem. You should learn his lesson and let everyone know you are gay.

me-tan is absolutely Japanese.
Here is a typical U.S girl
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/pamela_anderson-peta-leather.jpg
which Americans would prefer.
What's good about her.
I didn't know about me-tan before. But she is better.
She kind of looks like old manga character, like
nanako mentioned in the >>1.

Hey Sparky,

I've been keeping track of this thread for a while and I know you are regular,
but I do not know much about you.
Do you mind if I ask your location or your nationality?

(>>100 but you're a stupid gaijin for sure).

http://www.blueocean.bz/worm/home/cover_image/4150307962
I searched nanako on google. I am surprised to see nanako
wearing loose socks. Loose Socks will become prevalent
after more than one decade. Nanako Sos was ahead of
the time. How visionary the author of Nanako Sos was!

I don't like loose socks personally. Loose socks and
sun-tunned face will not turn on me. They ruin youth.

>>858
Loose socks do not exist in the US. But I don't mind them.
It's ganguro that scares me.

To be more precise, I would use ahead of "his" time.

>>859
You know gauguro? ｗｗｗｗｗ
gauguro and loose socks were a pair.

Japanese trend is becoming more and more conservative.
kawaii style is more popular now. It's like a throwback.
Still mini-skirt is popular, which was not as seen in
80's and 90's as now.

Look at AKB 48. They were kind of throw back of onyanko club.

I don't like AKB48. But they are much better than gauguro kogyaru.
I have to admit.

Fake big boobs in American porn movies really scare me.
Why do Americans prefer such fakes? I love soft natural boobs even if they are saggy.

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>>862
OPPAI fan wwww

GANGURO UBER CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>863
Yeah! Flat pai-pai are much better than big fake boobs.

>>863
agreed
It is closer to Neutral ^^

>>866
mistake typo

>>865
agreed
It is closer to Neutral ^^

Is what I meant w

>>867
It's OK for me they are neutral or flat as long as they have nipples.

>>868
wwww

But black nipples are...I can't see them as oppai...

We all are united by nipples, right?

>>868
i also have nipples so come on and get my ass !

>>870
I love black nipples of mature women. They are the real oppai for me.
You like pink nipples? Are you by chance a loli-com?

which do you like pink nipples or black nipples?

>>874
I like any nipples of women and dislike any nipples of men. That's all.

me too.

who do you like in AKB48?

>>873
Yes, I am such a loli-com. :)
Pink nipples? That's my favorite nipple color.

But all of them seem to have the same oppai to me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AKB48namidasurprise2009712.jpg

Big boobs with wide nipples are perfect.

Ganguro and hiphopstyle of men function as camouflaging
ugly people.

I love my wife.
My wife has huge boobies.
They are really nice....
How nice they are? I cannot really tell, you know....

>>882
Don't lie.
show the example of boobs' photo which is similar to your wife's boobs.
How about takaoka saki's boobs?

By the way, are you Japanese?

イギリス人 is married to russian angel with big boobs, then
he chaged into under anonimity?
>>882 reminds me of his wording on this board.
Like "I cannot really tell, you know.... "

take a good look at a pair of melons at your local grocery store.
then you'll get the picture.

kunka kunka.

>>885
Is your wife working at a local grocery store?
I'm living in tama district.

>>880
I agree

secret is secret.

It is a downpour now.
How is your district?

38DD
does this ring a bell?

I came back around midnight.
It rained a bit hard. I looked at the window now.
Down pour is exaggerating here. a bit hard rain.

Then do you think I can find your wife?

To chat in English is pleasant.

I think that it is a bit hard rain too.

my tama chan seems like kiwi.

Where do you go to in spring vacation?

>>891
We don't use criteria like 38DD

1 inch is 2.54 cm. 2.54cm * 38inch =96.52cm.
Wow! huge. But your wife is very fat....

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6q1yt_big-boobed-girl-with-38dd-boobs-get_music
Finally I found your wife.
Don't blame me. I just used search words of 38DD or boobs.
That is one of returns from google.

Now you got a picture, right?
Look great, don't they?

Honestly, are you foreigner or Japanese?
Is your wife white?

I want to see it.

No can do.

Why do you want to know more?

Let your imagination take care of it.

As for the preference of boobs, How about katy perry?

Katy Perry is not known here in Japan. She is not Japanese taste.

Why do american women has to be like both manly and lesbian with fake
boobs? crazy.
Lady GaGA is also annoying too. Her music is not bad. All the more
her attention whore approach is annoying.
Why can't she sing and dance normally?

I understand google is fabulous search engine.

>>905
That's all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy being Japanese.
You play your games. We play ours.

What's meaning?

Jews are behind the wave of deifying perverts like
homo, transgender and interracial sex offender.
They are trying to destroy white people's ethics and dignity.
So far they have succeeded a lot.
Stand up, white men! Arm yourself!

>>908
not fun
Game is over!!!!!!!!!!!?

>>908
Some lyrics poped up in my mind because of what you wrote
but I was not sure what it was.
I searched your words. Lyrics of living on prayer by Bon Jovi
came on the screen. "I play my part and you play your game ... You Give Love A Bad Name "
ummmmmm it's not.
Suddenly I remembered.

But now I know you play a different game
I've watched you dance with danger, still wanting more
Add another number to the score

When you look around you wonder
Do you play to win?
Or are you just a bad loser?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2YF05iX2w
I want to be abused by a girl like her. Even though this song is
not my favorite, lyrics and the music video are good. Pet Shop Boys well
expressed twisted feelings for loved one.
Desire to dominate and be dominated, desire to be abandoned, anger, jealousy, disgusted,
and revenge.
Is she your wife? I feel really jealous and angry with you...
She was confirmed to be working at a grand hotel clerk, 5 or so years ago.

Pet Shop Boys are gay. Why do they understand subtle
feelings of straight boy in adolescence time?

I assumed that I've watched you dance with "strangers", still wanting more
Add another number to the score.
Strangers is Danger instead. That was my listening mistake and
delusion. I guess danger can be replaced by stranger and
almost means the same though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFQMn1ezVo4
longer version here.
Did boys commit a double suicide in the end?

i'd like to have sex with korean girl(≧∇≦)ｂ

i come to know it that i am awful loli.
how come!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5yDxQQRJH0
Do you like a girl in the rear seat?

i love her!

absolutely not・・

good morning.
i love morning.
i am living with sunlight. it makes me happier.

>>916
what?

lol....

i am sorry i can not write English well
i could not undestand this board ress
please tell me how to write English well
i will become interigent(?)

by the way i am a student at the age of 16

>>923
Hello and welcome.
Your English was pretty good. Let's see...
interigent -> intelligent
undestand -> understand
ress?

Practice is good. Read other people's posts, and you will learn to
recognise correct English from incorrect English.
練習は大切ですよ。このスレにポストを読めば、あなたは正しい英語を認識してできるね。

>>924
i think ress means responses.

I guess he meant ress as response
>>924
You can write in Japanese!!??

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>>926
Why, can't you?

I'm a Karate wrestler teacher.
I'm 68 years old Japanese man who live on my pension.
I've been studying English for one year.
Thanks every body.

>>929
I can!!!
I am Azunyapanese
>>930
That's nice :)
What made you decide to start learning English?

2ch is so different than 4chan. In 4chan, everyone is between 13 and 22
years old. Here, there are so many different ages and backgrounds.

>>932


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but 68 years old is so rare i think.

>>932
2ch is superior to 4chan

^^

>>928
you should change the CRT moniter to LCD

>>936
I question whether Sparky has yet seen an LCD monitor.

>>936
NEIN!!!!
>>937
YES on my 電卓

>>923
Hi, boy. I had same idea to English when I was a juniorhigh
school student and learned the language for the first time.
And I struggled to remember English grammer and increase
English vocabrary, of course I am and I will.
Please keep this in your mind. Learning English or other for-
eign languages has so many problems such as grammer and
pronunciation. I'm confronted with the wall so many times too.
But, you can break it too, I do think.

(continuing of >>939)
By the way, I think the best way to learn English is listening
to Enlish music and watch movies. That's so simple.
Just enjoy studying English and don't think it is as studying,
while you take the best way.

>>939
Tell the reason you do think so.
Isn't it better not to say irresponsible things?

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>>924
>>925
>>939
thank you very much
i want to speak English
i will study English hard
i would like to speak English fruently as fast

>>941
OK. I tell you the reason.
As I see >>923's post, I think he has motivation to studying
English and doesn't still surrender like some people hating to
study English.
So, I said that in >>939. Do you see all?

>>878
It is good for you. I myself am a oba-com though.

>>940
i see thank you very much
i prefer to read English sentence than write .
that is to say i am poor at grammer
疲れました
僕は英作文苦手です
英文は比較的読めます(文法よりはマシ
940さんのいうようにリスニング頑張ってみます

>>

>>942
stop taking up space with meaningless AAs.

Motivation?

Anyone had had it once when he started something.
And, as for possibilities, laymen have always have them.
Is it what you want to say that anyone are blessed at first as they are like having
a blank sheet where they can draw anything they want to.

Ridiculous!

>>944

>>949 is for you.

I believe lots of oba-chan are lurking in this thread. And I am always conscious of them.
Because I love older women especially with natural soft boobs.

Don't enter in my room today!

Your words remind me of a proverb that there's no accounting for taste.

>>952
Yep. Tomorrow is coming in two hours.
Are you preparing to welcome me?

tomorrow is yesterday of the day after tomorrow...

>>954
It all depends on whether you are my type or not.

I left my room that my computer keeps turninig on.
Then he entered in my room.

What should I do?

He often steal into my room when I go out.

steal→steals

That means he has a copy of your key.

>>960
Thank you.

its so sleepy time.
turn the light down and light a candle ♪

But I don't have strong evidence.

He has a iphone. But he is hiding it.

Then, you can call a phone to your iphone.
Then from a ring phone, you can find where it it.

He is a really crafty person.

To make matters worse, probably he found this thread.

I want to get even.

Sorry but we don't have any interest in the relatinship between you and him.

>>956
What's your type? Boy or Oyaji?

What's the topic of your interest?

The most general topic that anyone can relate to.
It's dick and pussy!

If you want me to have interests in your affairs, more information is needed.
So tell me everything about yourself.

I'm an ordinary Oyaji, that's all.

It's truth that dick and pussy are enjoyable.
But there are all same in conclusion.
so we should chat different contents.

I am an ordinary student.
He's cunning.

In any case, you had better chat something more.

CRAZY JK

>>979
I think your existence is Just Kidding.

I love Japanese JK too.
and I am interested about Filipina recently.

Good night, boys and I love oba-chan always. chu!

>>981
CRAZY

Perhaps I am a young woman.

He is seeing here.

>>982
>>984
CRAZY

You should use another word for a change instead of crazy.

I know sparky is Japanese

Really? No wonder his English sounds like Japlish.

>>988
Everybody knows it

>>989
Japlish?
Are you pissing off Japanese people?

>>988
O_O'
>>989
O_O;
>>990
O_O,

I'm eating caramel corn now(≧∇≦)ｂ

You guys didn't know the fact that Sparky was Japanese?
It's obvious to me...

>>993
it reminds me of worms.

>>993
(�C ＾ヮ＾)b

[09:35] === - "To put female pantsu on or not - that is the critical point. And if you
[09:35] === - do, well then, welcome to Japan.
[09:35] === - You have clearly crossed the line to the point of no return."
[09:35] === - --名無しさん＠英語勉強中
[09:35] === -
[09:35] === - "One who don't know variety of tea should not launch new thread."
[09:35] === - --名無しさん＠英語勉強中
[09:35] === -
[09:35] === - "by the way, i saw this in news today
[09:35] === - chineese are getting fuckin obese like americans, because they got
[09:35] === - rich and ate a lot of meat"
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988 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2011/02/19(土) 00:18:25
I know sparky is Japanese

989 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2011/02/19(土) 00:21:20
Really? No wonder his English sounds like Japlish.

990 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2011/02/19(土) 00:21:38
>>988
Everybody knows it

994 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2011/02/19(土) 00:33:17
You guys didn't know the fact that Sparky was Japanese?
It's obvious to me...

Sounds Jangrish?

>>994
When did you notice that?

I woner what's the point of disguising himself as an American.

I knew all along she was Japanese

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