Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 151

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66nihon-jin
I have been bad child every year so when I saw Santa Claus I expected harsh punishment.
Whenever he started groping his bag shadily I screamed and fled then horny raindeer poked me back.
When Santa Claus spread his arms and scared the child to stuff a child in his bag, bad child had gone frozen.
Santa Claus said he was just donating his gifts.

When I faced what he actually meant, I realized how hard it will be.