前半はなんとなく分かるのですが I don't know exactly 以降はどういう順番で訳していけばいいのか分からないですっ 訳とどうやって訳せばいいのかご教授願いたいですっ
As college students are prone to do, I decided that if I just slept for a while and woke up really early, I would be able to manifest a major. I don't know exactly what it is in the college student's brain that thinks some magical process occurs between 2:00 A.M. and 6:00 A.M. that will suddenly make everything more clear.