Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 140

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 139
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Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

Here is the place to have a ball!!!!!

good job >>1

and i got 2

I see we've still been drinking the same tea since thread 133. I hope
there's enough left...

what do you mean?

>>4
We're still drinking liquorice tea, right? In thread 132, we were drinking
green tea. We have been drinking liquorice tea for nine months now, but there
is only so much liquorice tea in the world. We might run into a crisis and
run out!

I shrug off COVE Oscar.

>>5
you can start off on a journey for seaching your own tea.
so, let me push your back.


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>I think it's because the British have a problem getting new people who are
>talented enough to be celebrities at the moment.
>So they focus on the older ones until new blood can course through the system.

That happens to the Japanese quite often too. Maybe it's worse.
Over and over again, you end up seeing the same old faces desparately holding on to their past success.
I guess they're like a safety-net that a somewhat older audience grew up watching and still feel comfortable with.

>>7
Thank you! I shall try and return with other fine teas. Perhaps even try and
save the endangered liquorice tea (though I don't like liquorice, so probably
won't).

>>8
We have an unhealthy number of reality shows and soap operas here, so this
very low tier of 'talent' is making people 'celebrities' here, but are in
no shape to take on world recognition. Many of our older, classical actors are
able to keep hold of their past success, such as Christopher Lee and Ian McKellen,
but the younger generation of 'old actors' often do have a problem trying to outlive
their popularity.

How is popularity of Jordan, (katie Price) among people around
you?
Is she fashion God for girls and sex symbol and masturbation
material for boys?

Do you want to stay with Joradan in a jungle for survival game?

To whomever gave Harry Potter actors as examples of skilled actors...

I lol'd.

>>3
I'm getting bored with the same tea, too.
By the way, how did you know that the same drink's been served since 133?
Do you save old threads and you checked since when to make sure?
If so, I'm wondering why you save them?
Some posts here are very informative and this thread is a good place to
intract with people from different countries but most posts are just like
graffiti and I don't see any point in saving them.

Does the actor whose name is.... i fotgot.. that performed Harry potter still perform elementary school student?

>>11

Seconded. Those kids couldn't emote without emoing the entire film.

>>13

Don't think so. He'll do the last movie, but that's it. Thank god.

>>12

Have you tried Assam Milk Tea? It's very good.

are you mif?

>>14
>Assam Milk Tea

Do you mean Chai?
They are really good, especially during very cold winter.
Makes you real warm with the different spicies it's got in there.

this thread is to talk about the tea in english thread right?

　　　I have to write a graduation thesis but I can not get motivated.

you are late for writing thesis, dont you?
are you going to enter next grade?

I am in the third year of university now.
I will take an examination for being a public officer in July, so I want to finish a lot of it
in March.

oh well you are in job hunting.
this year, they are not so easy for us though.

I have been doing nothing since the day before yeasterday.　
it is not because it is raining now but because it is raining in my heart.
I feel anxiety for my future vaguely.
What if I can not get any jobs which I hope?

I like English and have studied the language hard for some years.
I narrowly passed a pre-1 grade practical English test and tried TOEIC.
However, I can't speak English fluently even now.
On top of that, my academic background is not good.
So, it is difficult for such a person like me to find a job to exert a halfway English ability.

how about in the foreign or a foreign-affiliated firm?

>>23
I think you know lots of English grammar and expression well, so if you stay in foreign countries spoken in English just for 1 month,
I'm convinced that you'll start to know how to speak English fuluently. In my case, 1 month after I arrived at the Philippines,
I could improve my spoken English dramatically and communicate with foreigners without fear.

Korean funny parliament brawl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMx8QbcXuSo

>>22
These are 2 important phrases I recommend to you:

1. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going!
2. Don't sweat the small shit, and it's all small shit!

Hang in there!

>>26
Korean are not locigal thinker.
I don't like them. It's not racism.
Korean must apologise to Japanese for many ugly actions.

>>10
She is regarded as a whore.
Or at least to me, she is!

>>28
That's what I wanan say. the problem is that Koreans take advantage of Anti-Japan to achieve self-confidence
and take it for granted that all bad treatment against Japan is allowed by the Korean society and the world.
I really hate such a stupid behavior and sick and tired of them,

I've misstyped.

wanan
→wanna

Japan has been ruled by such a terrible party.
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/jirutoten/imgs/8/6/866606b7.jpg

�@ Kan
�A Ozawa　
�B Kanamaru
�D Poppo
�E Okada

Japan is a thoroughly corrupt country. They have no right to say anything about fights in the Korean parliament.

i love all naynnyan!!!
so! it is all!!

>>18 if you cannot get motivated you have to check whether you are
hungry, tired or are simply ill. If you are not, checkwhether your
room is stuffy, untidy or noisy. Check also for outside distractions:
interruptions, unresolved emotional issues, heartbreak, financial or
health worries or bereavement.If you have none of these, go for a swift walk,
and think in different places, what an ideal thesis would be like.
Think about the topics you would choose. Then write them down. And sleep over it.
After a while ideas will come up to your mind and you will construct a skeleton of your thesis.
Think of it as a construction and keep building on it every day. Little by little, it will start to form itself.
Good luck and let us kno whowyou get on!

>>32
How adorable Okada's daughter is =)

ahh,, not daughter, younger sister.

>>10
Katie Price's popularity is not very high (not popular in a good way, anyway),
and she's seen as desperately trying to grab attention with reality TV shows
featuring other washed-out television celebrities, a television show about life
in her and her then-husband's (Peter Andre) family, interviews about their divorce,
and a number of biographies.

In fact, she left the latest edition of one of these jungle reality shows because
each time someone was to do a challenge (such as eating bugs, lay in a tub of cockroaches,
or whatever else they do), the general public voted that she had to do the challenge.
So she quit.

But to answer your question, a lot of girls do look up to her, for some reason, but she's
quickly becoming less popular with guys. She still tries to play on her looks as if she
were still a model (if page 3 of the Sun counts), but she just doesn't have them. Made
herself worse with cosmetic surgery.

If I spent time in a jungle with her, I would die from sleep deprivation, because the
constant nightmares would keep me awake. So no, no I wouldn't.

>>12
I don't actually save them, just clicked through the link on the opening post to the
previous thread, which then has a link back to the previous thread... and so on... just
thought that the tea has been looking familiar.

>>13
Just had a look at IMDB, and though most of his roles up until now have been a student age,
his latest movie has him playing a photojournalist called Dan Eldon, who was killed in
Mogadishu at the age of 22.

i prefer natural boobs too

>>33
Absolutely Japan is corrupt.
But Korea is inferior to Japan.

There is so insistent Korean on the following video.
Acorrding to him, Japanese view of history is totally wrong and the war between Japan and Korea happend in 1940 to 1950.

Next day, he suddenly changed the period he mentioned about the war into 1910-1945.
Then I said to him that he is so inconsistence with what he said before and Japan never had the war against Korea,
because Korea which went almost bankrupt was united by Japan peacefully in 1910 and they got Japanese nationality.
In fact Korea in those day didn't have any troops, warships and combat planes, so what he mentioned is wrong.

I also said to him that without Chinese character's skill Koreans who thrown away the character will never know
the true history about Korea. But he suddenly brought up how great Hangul is and was trolling like an unlogical thinker.
and then he just continues to say "Do you know all Korean history?". something like that.
I might also start to be a troller.

can anyone defeat him in the right way? I'm exhausted =(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMwUDf36vNs

i will go to bed bye

>>41
If they are true, this Korean is very ill patient.
His brain has some defect.
He must be in hospital.

Koreans are definitely superior to the Japanese.

Welcome to Japan, all your pantsu are belong to us. Now let me grope your ass real hard.

>>44
What a shameful sentence it is!

>>41
I think a follish korean doesn't deserve debating with.
North koreans also make up kinds of silly story..
Like Kim il sung defeated Japan and expelled japan.
Correct story is that Japan retreated from the peninsula defeated by the USA
and russian troops took advantage of this, invading the north of the peninsula.
North korean partisans are sycophants of former soviet union and
Kim il sung was a marionette of the Soviet.
And to make the story more twisted, anti-Japan figher
kim il sung was not that kim-il sung, the father of kim jong il. A Russian
broadcaster revealed this story.
Stalin picked up an unknown korean guy and named him legendary kim
illson. I wonder where real kim-il sung disappeared.

4546
Hi, I don't dislike the Japanese.
But I think YOU all are invidious.

It's like comedy.
A Hangul inventor banned using hangul and despiesed it, calling
it was letters for women and children and the uneducated.

The translation of hagul is Great letter in korean.
But its real meaning is 訓民正音( teaching right pronunciations
to commoners).

In fact, great lauguage and great letter at that time of korea was
Chinese. Nobles at that time spoke Chinese in their circle and
wrote documents only in Chinese. Poetry is also the same case.
One minister proposed the banning of hungul to Sejong the Great, the inventor of hungul,
, saying that people who can't learn chinese is not worth living.
Commoners were left to uneducated and poverty life.

I guess you should try to enlighten people who has the chance instead of
hard-core koreans.

Korea took pride on herself, calling her "little china".
They mocked japan, calling it out of china culture and rule.
What makes them so proud for being little?

@48
No problem.
Japanese must know that we are in wartime.
We must fight against anti-Japan power.

>>38
I see. Katie Price seems to be somewhat Paris Hilton of Britain.
Somewhat. Because Jordan seems to be from working class,
different from Paris and she had plastic surgery unlike Paris.
I wonder who would be Jordan of Japan. Hirosue Rryoko? lol
Joke. anzai hiroko? no. kahara tomomi? no.
I agree she became less and less beautiful. her changing of looks is a mystery
for me. She has almost everthing. I guess relatively flat chest is
her only inferiority complex. I'm lacking too much things and
I don't know where to begin to correct myself. for almost perfect
looking person like her, only one defect haunts her. Patsy Kensit
also had breast implant, right?

I wonder who would be your favorite of the page three girls.
Michelle Marsh? the new Samantha Fox! lol Lucy Pinder?

And Keeley Hazell! I think she would make all japanese models into
oblivion. I'm sorry to bring up a name you will be embarrased with.
I can imagin now you are blushing.
Keeley Hazell is really classic. To air my dirty laungry in public, I saw her home porn video
with a obscure football player. It was boring footage though.
Don't british feel jelous and angry with a black or middle-eastern
guy having sex with white chick? And why does she love to play with
a minority instead of a white handsome guy like イギリス人?

Because what Koreans are proud of is different from what Japanese are proud of.
Koreans are more exquisite

Jodie Marsh is my taste.

The US media reported that a Toyota Prius became the center of the issue once again.
They told that a Prius kept going and going and didn't stop for a long distance after the
driver once stepped on the accelerator pedal in the middle of a highway.
When I first watched this news on TV, I thought that another Japan bashing had started
once again. This time again. The string of these events concerning Toyota, including
a scandalous document about the cutting of budgets regarding the recalls, only seems
to me some kind of conspiracy made up by the US government.
It is happening just after the Toyota company has become the No.1 car retailer in
the entire auto industry. The focus of this conspiracy is this: Jealousy.
I can't stand these events occurring and just watch it.

When I think of the former two decades, I can't ignore the existence of the US conspiracy
against Japan behind the fall of this nation. For example, the education level of japan has
dramatically fallen down after introducing the so-called infamous "Yutori-kyoiku." I've heard
that the introduction of this institution has already been discussed in the late 80's Japan-US
Structural Impediments Initiative. It's not only limited to education. All genres of declines can
be found and explained by the US intervention, or rather, as frequently reffered to generally,
overseas pressure (GAIATSU.)
I used to be a fervent believer of America, but when I realized these facts, I couldn't help but
feel disappointed with the nation. I think it's time for Japanese people to completely be awaken
from the illusion conjured up by this harmful, manipulative nation.

>>55
>>56

Do not be so self-centred. The Americans aren't clever enough to come up with conspiracies,
and Japan is not important enough compared to others to deserve being
the target of one.

No. As for autoindusty, Toyota will be the first rival to
GM and Ford.
I'm not asserting America played a trick though.

In japan no accelration problem like one which occured a couple of days ago
was reported. So it feels strange. It that accident was real,
maybe american autoparts factory did something improperly.
Ofcourse Toyota can't say right this theory right now.

>>57
You underestimate them. of course I mean American.
United States often disregard Japan on many things these days.
As they are doing, Japanese should stop depending on United States.
Japan would become more stupid, corrupt, rotten country by depending on them.

>>59

America disregards everyone. After 9/11, you would think that attitude changed.

Japan must focus more on a closer market with East Asia and Oceania.

NO. Except Israel.

The problem is that Koreans fabricate the history about Japan and their own country
and insult Japan by using the fake story like a troller.

Koreans are desperately afraid of Japanese.

We love the Koreans<3

fabricatet?
the origin of the word "ファビョル"？

fabricatet→fabricate

>65
lol I'm sure the word is deeply related with"ファビョン" when Koreans use it.

"Hwabyung" is the origin of the word"火病".xD

It's obviously nonsense to insult Koreans.
Koreans make a whole lot of sense, though.

Frankly speaking, almost all Japanese assume that a Korean has an emotional disorder.

If we let Koreans run loose,
they will be having a bad influence on the ehical development of the human rece.
History must not be fabricated.
It is natural that we get angry with the fakers.
I suggest that we japanese should avail ourselves of the anti-Japan to improve our Englsih.

human rece→human race

>>71
Yeah, you've made a point. The reason why we should go against anti-Japan activity by Koreans is
not because we hate Koreans without any reason like racism, just because Koreans take advantage of anti-Japan to get profit from Japan.

In fact Japan has already gave Korean gorverment $ 8million as compensation of WW2 in 1965 when the relationship treaty between Japan and Korea
was made in 1965 and abvove all, lots of prime ministers including Junichiro Koizumi who Koreans hate have apologized to Korea about WW2.

The west has never ever apologized to Africa, Asia and South America about their long rule, but Japan did it to Asia.
So we don't need give appology and compensation to them anymore. Our responsibility is over.
If they still insist, we should call them beggars.

>>73
Yes. I don't hate them.either.
Recantly they made a new low which they will be able to demand
the compensation of ther parent generation.
I can't believe it. They're mad.

It's an important topic,but it improper for this thread.

ttp://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1251331352/ is a Japanese thread.
Japanese may need the tread that English beginners, like me, can exercise English about anti anti-Japan.
So to speak, the training school of the soldiers against anit-Japan.

fire chick?

it is fire sick though

All Japanese are far too confident.
You should rethink fundamentaly.
And then you should realize how kind Koreans are and how stingy Japanese are.

kind,stingy...you seems to like abstract words.
The trouble is that Korean hate Japanse from fiction and that they should know it.
Their attitude like "The end justifies the means." is very very danger.

The Japanese carried out genocide against Koreans.

are you the korean

>>80
You say so for me on purpose? I can write sentences in English thanks to you.

We didn't it. That's all.

No, but I love Koreans.
I wish the Japanese would become more humane.

I have a big xxx.
But I don't know what I should do with this.

>The Japanese carried out genocide against Koreans.

You must be delusional or read something foul. If you aren't, I'd like to know where you got this idea from.

>>84
What do you have?

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I have a definitely big fish sausage.

hi fish!!

>>83
We are very kind to them.
You can understand it if you study the history of postwar Japan.

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HI!I love you!

They shouldn't be spoiled.
I think,Japan has the view that humans are born good,
but Korean kind of has oen that humans are born evil.

lololololol

It is Nazi who actually carried out genocide agaist Jeu, isn't it?

Japan only annexed Korea. We did just occupy it. We never tried to do genocide Koreans.

>>91
Humans would in fact be "born good" if only there were less people like you

Needless to say, Hideyoshi Toyotomi carried out genocide against Koreans.
It's an unforgivable crime.

>>95
genocide? No. Thst's a war.

Seriously, troll harder.

There are lots of Korean here today.

To sensible Person.
Please neglect absurd things.

>>93
The Japanese occupation of Korea was not carried out with much grace.

All Japanese here shouldn't be trollers like him. Just ignore the stupid guy.

http://f17.aaa.livedoor.jp/~kasiwa/korea/photo/other.html
http://plaza.rakuten.co.jp/img/user/76/73/7207673/175.jpg

http://userdisk.webry.biglobe.ne.jp/019/305/97/N000/000/000/126072079275216301053_o_kr_0-016.jpg
http://userdisk.webry.biglobe.ne.jp/019/305/97/N000/000/000/126072094074316301191_keijo1.jpg

http://photo.jijisama.org/EdoSeoul.html
Comparison between Edo and Seoul.

I don't think so.
I'm a Jpanese, and I'm not so interested in Korea.
But if they're trollers, it's not better way to ignore their things.
It's just discrimination against minorities.

I think this thread should be separated into 2 threads : the one is for anti-Japan-related issues in English,
the other is the topics except anti-Japan-related issues in English, for users of this thread might hesitate
to post a comment here about ordinary topics. And there is a thread about going against anti-Japan on this bulltein board,
but most of comments have been written in Japanese.

But here, this thread is not only for Japanese and Korean but a person coming from other countries.

On the standpoint of those person who come from other countries ,
talking about such things are crap and disgusting.

Is there anybody who agrees with my opinion?
If so, I'll launch a new thread to prevent this thread from dispute.

not only for Japanese and Korean but a person coming from other countries.
→not only for Japanese and Koreans but people from other countries.
those person who come from other countries ,
→those people

I'm agree with you.
I guess that the other people probably are sleeping now.

>>104
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1251331352/l50
海外の反日宣伝活動に英語で対応するスレ Part 38
A threat like your aim already exists. Why not vist this
threat?
I like talks about anything including korean issue and
Sometimes bring up korean issue myself or follow others who
proposed the issue.
But I agree it would be useful to divert the issue into
several threads, depending on the object.

hi guys, I am one of those people from other countries.
I think it's fair to raise any topic or issue here as long as people focus on rational discussions than hideous personal attacks.

But why not shift to something non-political,
like chatting about the Oscar award result? ^^

>>110
Then how about documentary film about jap's massacare of doiphins?
lol

>>107
I deeply appreciate your helpful advice.

>>106
I don't think it goes well.

In short, that's a futile attempt.

>>111

Whales, man. It's the Whales that the Japanese are killing.

>>110

The Oscars? Oh yes, I have never believed in God, but when I heard that
Avatar received not one Oscar, I suddenly had faith.

Take that, Avatar! You of the 500million Euro SFX and the $20 plot!

Avatar is also Ekubo

( ﾟдﾟ )

Where has yukorin enthusiast gone?
I would prefer hoshino aki to yukorin if hoshino aki
had not gone through pastic surgery.

Where is アメリカ人？　Where is スコットランド人？
アメリカ人 ended up in entering USC? (I used "end up in"
for a positive result. is this usage o.k?)
I saw a name of "jook" on the previous threat.
I don't remember who he was. But he was a frequent visitor
more than a year ago. Is he the guy who live in the surburb of new yourk
state?

I don't see anything wrong with talking about anti-Japan things here, even though I'm not that interested.
Just let them discuss whatever they want to, and if you take issue with them, then bring it on,
or steer the topic into another, more interesting one preferably.

>>114
I tend to agree with you, that I applaud when someone makes
a very deep & good movie with extremely low budget,
because it proves that it's not the money but the talent that counts.
This used to be called American Dream, I guess.

>>117
Yeah, I also wonder what has become of them, but at the same time,
I understand why they left this thread, because when they were here,
all we talked about was boobs!

I also wonder how *schoolgirl* is doing.
I'm sure she is enjoying her college life, but it would be nice
if she could come visit this thread once in a while!

Money is not everything.
Remember "Water World".
Cameron used money effectively. After all, blockbuster like
Avater can not be made without huge amount of money.
But huge amount of money doesnt guarantee huge success.
After all, Cameron himself invented various devices and
script was written by himself.
The hurt locker and Avatar have their own merit.

The people who make a living with hunting whales need to be protected.

Sorry, at least Water World was in the black.
I presumed it was in the red.
Its sales in America was quite bad.
Japanese made up for its failure.
Commercially it was not good. And qualitatively it was no good.

>>122
Indeginous people like inuit were protected while norwegian and
icelander fishermen were criticised.
Norwegian and Icelander weren't indeginous people in Scandinavia,
aren't they?

Woops.
Norwegian and Icelander are indeginous people in Scandinavia,
aren't they?

>>104
I'm>>75. I agree with you.

>>117
He told us he had passed USC but he had trouble accessing to 2ch so
He then tried to come here with his ipod touch or comething but eventually,
the access from the device was denied.

I don't know how Scotland-jin is doing. Maybe he got bored with 2ch.

I might be criticized, but I created a new thread, because anti-Japan-related issues
are deeply related with WW2 for some reason and some foreigners must be allergy
to that sad War. In fact someone mentioned that here before. so I want to respect their mind,
so I made the thread. In that thread in order to take action easily,
I listed some basic vocaburaries which appear frequently in anti-Japan-related issues.

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1268340444/

>>121
>Cameron himself invented various devices and
script was written by himself.

Do you know that some Chinese are filing complaints to Cameron citing
that Cameron stole their ideas in Avatar?
Cameron has admitted that he got inspiration from the mountainous
scenery of China and used it in the movie, which is perfectly alright
because there is no copy right involved.

>>127
Scotland-jin may be busy trying to achieve indepent of Scotland from
England.
Scotts almost succeeed in doing it a few years ago, but then
the global financial crash hit Scotland pretty bad, so now
they must hold on to England against their will.

>>128
Oh,that's a great thread!
I appreciate your making a new thread.

Hi, I'm a beginner of this thread.

>>115

What is Ekubo?

>>125

In a way. Scandinavia is a subcontinent, like India. Norway and Iceland are a part of it.

>>121

The plot devices and script of Cameron are very old. In fact, Avatar is exactly the same
Story as an old tale called 'Pocahontas'. Also, many Western countries believe that
his tale of a White man becoming better and stronger than the people he has
moved into as soon as he is with them has unfortunate implications.

Also, the romance was very poorly done. And the morals of the story were very blunt.
James Cameron has no subtlety.

>>127

You are thinking of Ireland.

>>133
But Neytiri is so cute.

>>134

... Okay, that's a fair point. But it's not enough to win an Oscar.

They must be convincing. If Wakamoto Norio sung all of SEAMO's songs,
would it convice you of his feelings?

... Actually, I would pay to see that. It would be very cool or very scary.

She is pretty cute, though.

maji de soreja tsutawanne-. murder house.
the world is sexy for me. sexy for me. sexy for me.

>>136

My Japanese is not very good. 'That is seriously - ??'

What is tsutawa?

>>137
No worries.
>136's Japanese is not very good either, lol

Weirdest thread ever. Keep being weird.

hey hey, you should not touch about it

You people should touch me penis sometime.

>>141
Okay, I'll try it tonight.

>>141
I have no penis.

well you realy like penis and ass

>>137

>>136 seems to be a part of the lyrics of Kimi wa Poison(You are a/the poison), one of this thread's anthem, so to
speak sung by Noriaki, the other is "COOL TAk" not to mention.

"tsutawanne" is a very casual form of "Tsutawaranai" meaning, isn't conveyed to people or hard to be understood by people,
or doesn't reach people's hearts.
.

Kimi wa Poison: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XSGqO7vwk
0:22 To be exact, he says "maji de koreja tsutawanne" soreja--->koreja

143
No.
You have a penis.
You haven't yet realizeed that it' been with you.
It's time for you to do that.

will it grow?
oh it is fantastic!! lolo

Today,I can't be tention doing masterbation.

No one participate this thread?
I want to talk more.

>>149
Yeah, what do you want to talk about?
I'm very good at talking the topics about penis.

>>150
Are you male or female?

By the way, I'm man.
And my penis length is 14 cm.

The fist time when I jacked off at the age of 13, I was in the seventh heaven.
But now I don't feel good during jacking off as I was 13. What should I do?

14 cm is my best.
In general,my penis is small.
Because it is cold recent.

>>152
My dick size is just 12 cm when I'm errecting.
I'm envirous of you.

I misstyped.

The fist time
→The first time

>>154
I envy you.
I must urinate sitting on toilet seat.
My penis is big, so it touches the toiket bowl (it's U shape).

2/24（水）、在日外国人に対する【子供手当て】について厚生省に質問し、
唖然とする回答を頂きました。以下に列記します。

1.在日外国人への子供手当ての支給は行われるのか?その際の基準はあるのか?
(回答)国内に住んで税金を納めていれば分け隔てなく短期滞在者(一年でも)でも支給されます
2.子供を母国に残している親にも支給されるのか?
(回答)申請すれば支給されます。
3.養子や婚外子でも支給されるのか
(回答)支給されます。
4.本人の子供であることをどうやって判断するのか?
(回答)申請書類と子供と定期的にメール等のやり取りがあれば良い事になっています。
5.母国に子供や養子が何人いようと申請するだけで支給されるのか?
(回答)特に人数の制限はありません。
6.例えば一夫多妻制の国民で母国に何十人の子供がいると主張するだけでその人数分支給されるのか?
(回答)はい、支給されます。
7.ちなみに海外で滞在している日本人家族、子供を日本に残して海外に駐在している家族には 支給されるのか?
(回答)親が日本に住んでいませんので支給されません。
8.海外駐在の日本人には支給されず在日外国人には大盤振る舞いにふるまっているがその論拠は?
(回答)鳩山総理の友愛精神です。また日本が難民条約を締結している観点からです。
9.難民条約と在日外国人に子供手当を支給することとどう関連があるのか? 在日中国人らは
難民か?
(回答)平成22年度4月以降はとにかく支給を優先します。問題が多ければ平成23年度に支給条件の検討を行います。(まともに答えず)
9.国交が無く、国連からも制裁を受けている北朝鮮出身の国民でも同様に支給されるのか?
(回答)同様です。
10.在日外国人に対する支給についてなぜホームページや書面で事前に公表しないのか?私たちの税金の使途を事前に公表して論議するのはあたりまえではないのか?
(回答)まだ骨子の段階で正式に決まれば公表します。ご意見は賜りました。

みんなで厚生省や自治体にメール・電話して抗議しよう！
今やらないと本気で日本が終わるぞ！！！おかしいと思ったら行動しよう！

I think my penis size is long compare other.
My girlfriend often say my penis is the longgest she had ever seen.
She say that sex with me is excite especially.

dick! dick! dick!

I excite be licked my penis.
She is bitch.I think she experient much sex.

I'm going to sex bitch girlfriend.

You all have a great ones.
My max sise is 8 cm.
It's too short to reach the mouth of the uterus.

yamagatajigomi no- ore no- flow----

East Asians have tiny penises.

western dicks are so soft like a Japanese pickle, takuwan.
the appearence of their dicks seems yummy, but that's not good.

166
No.
I have tried their dicks for three times ever.
I thought theirs tasted so sweet.

Are you a woman?
Floppy dicks are good to take in your mouth?
Texture is good?

I'm hung like I'm black. that ain't whack. dare yori mo tsuyoi
nanpano tokiha mochikaeri-------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D8EIQpc7zI&feature=related
She is gonna stop kool tak!

We love Koreans.

>>166

Of course they are soft. Who would get hard because of you?

is japanese's soft and small?

it is like a car of DAIHATSU and its air bag lolo

Japanese dicks are small but excellent, just like SONY.

Have you ever experienced the so-called Anany?

The New Zealander terrorist of the Sea Shepard, Peter Bethune is under arrest for trespass.
I hope they those criminals all get arrested and arse-fucked in prison.

The TOYOTA Prius driver, who claimed unintended acceleration, might be a money monkey.

Sorry, I mean money-monkey.

most people is money-monkey though
i think so

To some extent, you are right.

>>177
It goes without saying, American is notorious in that point.

it's English so childish.

we are studing english now though

When an intelligent American speaks Japanese, his/her Japanese sounds childish to us Japanese.

Japanese are childish.

your coment itself is childish.

you are childish.
we are childish.
everyone are childish.

oh yes, i made typo so im child

When an intelligent Japanese person speaks English, his/her English sounds awful. I cannot help cringing at it.

There is no such thing as an intelligent American in the first place.

>>189
How awful did the person sound? I'm curious about it.

I have to admit,
When I speak English, I feel myself childish because of my low-level English.

I always feel inforior to Japanese.

チルディッシュ言い過ぎワロタ

>>191
If you listen to how Masuzoe souded at the press conference a couple
of weeks ago, you will see.

>>195
I presume he intended to show how he speak English fluently.

These Toyota problems are getting ridiculous by the day. As someone who is left behind those advanced technologies, I'm not sure how dangerous Toyota's cars really are and how far they are to blame.
For now, I'll skip that "shame on you, Toyota" woman, who sold her devil car as if she didn't care if the next owner could be dead because of the sudden acceleration problem that she had suffered from, and that guy in the spotlight,
yeah, a possible money monkey whose Prius accelerated regardless of his own will on the very next day Toyota had succeeded in an open experiment to refute the claims of the systematic failure in its cars, I'm going to focus on ABC news.

ABC, the Absolutely Biased Companies, admitted that the demonstration they had aired to show electric problems in Toyota's vehicles was a fake. It comes as no surprise to me.
Unlike Charles Gibson's step down message "Objectivity is important. It is what we strive for each day",
their coverage is splashed with fabrication and exaggeration when it comes to anything from Japan. Are you sure you don't just want to say "objectivity"?
They have reported that many Japanese corporate executives have committed suicide when their business failed because of Samurai spirit,
and that questions of Akio Toyoda's first press conference were "will he bow?" and "how low will it be?" because the deeper you bow, the more respect you show,
which in Bushido Samurai means "offering your head", that is such a strong expression that there is a consensus built among Japanese that he doesn't need to resign, which is sufficed for his apology.

Even though the origin of bowing might be so, it’s just a perfunctory act.
People were more concerned about what his explanation of the problems would be at the conference as the U.S citizens would be.
And I doubt that they don't have any malicious idea when they try to connect those things with Samurai,
as if Japanese were as much as "something different from us", if not dinosaurs, or barbarians living in the past.

Every company acts in its best interest. So, ABC, if you want to be nasty to Japan, I think, fair enough, as far as what you're saying is true.
It is a shame that you're virtually free from bankruptcy however irresponsible you are on your job, unlike Toyota.

As a matter of fact, Mr. Toyoda didn't bow even an inch
at the hearing to follow the American way of showing courage,
i.e. keep your chin up, or maybe keep your chinchin up.

And his chinchin did bow.

I don't know Mr.Toyoda has a double chin.
His jaw seems normal.

you knoe what?

Chinchin means penis in Japanese.
So I meant,
His penis did bow...finally.

oh, grief

Does anyone here have double chin?
One for a pussy, and the other for a anus.

I know Mr. Toyoda does.

Do you know the martial art style of fighting with two swords?
By the method, TOYOTA won high-quality and low-price.

is TOYOTA low price?
amm i have a image that TOYOTA is high rank and
so expesive.

TOYOTA cars are much cheaper than American and European ones in Japan.

oh well it might truth.
the car is made in japane is good quality
and better price than other country though.

I think that it is Toyota that produces seats where the quality is the highest all over the world.

Toyota crap-car

Many might exploit TOYOTA.

By the way,let me give you a small lecture on chinchin. Excuse me, ladies.

Chin-po(珍棒or珍宝) means dick in Japanese.
As you know, every Japanese name has its meaning.
Chin means intriguing and po means stick.
Do you think your dick is intriguing enough for women around?
If so, you will be able to survive your next generation.

by the way, how long do you usually sleep?
these days i often oversleep though.
so i cant get up early.

I got up but my dick is still asleep. What happened to my chin-po? It's a beautiful Sunday morning.

216
I thinkk it's night pollution.

They can be Noriaki's rival.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCCVHyAaKlM&feature=video_response
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7TDpqCCpO4

Self introduction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyarIYNmWk8&NR=1

MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/dellchan

They're from Tennessea

can you recomend me some songs in english?
i have a way of to learn english that
i am going to listen to music.
but i dont know so much it. please

>>219
the following songs are my fav.

Viva la Vida - cold play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbzBJXC-4Js

Whatchasay - Jason Derulo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8PLgovGfEY

go on girl - Ne-yo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGEIKFvaKk0

I'm yours- Jason Mraz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXhbqE1xAA

Recently, Anal masturbation is one of the most famous topics in 2ch.
Have you ever tried this or experienced that dry orgasm?

My favorite at the moment is
Young Blood by Norah Jones.
The tune is a bit jazzy and laid back.
Really cool!
Check it out!

>>220
I also like cold play and Ne-yo.

>>221
No, I have tried many times but not raised to theskies

I don't need to jack off by using my asshole.
cuz I'm bottom and my BF fuck me.

http://japanese-data.tank.jp/

>>225
I'm jealous of him.
I want to play with you too.

>>219
Avoid popular artists because they are no good.
Two of my favourite bands are (download links included)

The Deep Freeze Mice
http://rapidshare.com/files/14013173/deep_freeze_mice_-__my_geraniums_are_bulletproof_-.rar
Scars
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O0LSKOFQ

It might be hard to hear it all, try looking up the lyrics

I like this song
Owl City - Fireflies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjY_E06J5Z0&feature=related

Hey guys, check this website!! Learn what Soka (SGI or 創価学会)is all about!
http://www.myokan-ko.net/english/sgi12.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxl4DB3C6nI

Former F1 driver Sato(Family name) Takuma speaks English very well.
He went to UK after graduating from high school to go to school that
nurtures racing drivers. Nobody can't become F1 driver from the beginning.
His Track records (literally) led him to the top level F1 racing after gathering
experiences in lower categories of racing.

I think he raced a few seasons in F1 and now no racing club in F1 contracted with him
and he's now incvolved in another racing category.

Maybe American people have no clues about F1 because it's not popular with them.
They're interested in Nascaror Indy 500 miles and things like that more.
F1 is popular among motor racing fans around the world except USA.

>>231
Sato seems to be making the common foreigner's mistake of constantly saying "you know".

Please tell me that how should we use "you know"?

I heard that "you know" itself is not contain any meaning and
they use it while thinking about what they say next.

>>233
Maybe so, but using it in every other sentence sounds weird.

>>233

'You know?' at the end of the sentence is exactly the same as 'na?'

It does, however, make you sound like you're from the country.

>>234-235
thanks for your reply.
to be honest, I don't know what "na" mean.
is that a kind of "gonna" or something?

>>236
You must be kidding.
Try to think harder.
How about "ne"?

1994年生まれの人集まれ！☆2
http://gimpo.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/nendai/1266477523/

>>237
I know neither.

I know not

i know what

what the hell...

I should have said I don't know both of them?

>>239

Japanese: 'Pera pera pera, na?'

English: 'Blah blah blah, you know?'

got it !

No one live this thread.

>>245
I am live.

>>245
I am live.

My cock is still dead.

i am here

My penis wishes it had vaginae to enter.

toe the line.

my american friend said most young american is more fool than young japanese.
do you think so?

in my opinion, the gap between the stupid and the clever in the US is largerer than that of Japan.

>>252

The American education system is a joke, so yes.
Although they at least get to punish yanki when they misbehave.

Commander Schoep!

I really hope >>254 doesn't mean Yankee, and >>255 doesn't mean commander soap... Maybe commander Shepard?

Commando is a great movie with style.

>>254
I think there exsist two different types of "fool"in this world.
We call someone so when they lack common knowledge such as academic skills.
On the other hand, we call someone so when they lack common sense, which, who is, I think, a real "fool."
It is good thing you punish yanki when they misbehave.

japan has a lot of DQN.
they are in kind of fool, dont they?

thank you everyone.
i will try it soon.

I just came across a funny expession when I was reading a English book.
That is " wear the pants in the family."

Let me take a typical example of what " the real fool" is like.

Some girls often say," It's not bad thing unless I get others into trouble."
and they make love with strangers for money.

Have you ever seen more fool girls?

No I have not. Then I want you to talk about mre fool girls.

>>261
If I am "wearing the pants" it means I am in charge, in the lead.

It's a silly expression though, it derives from the fact that men wore pants and women didn't, in the past, and men were the ones in charge.

The most fool girl who I have ever come across
is treat capable person coldly
to protect her dick-brained cronies.

まあいいんだけど、英語になってないんだよう
まあ自由だけどね　頑張ってねｗ

>>266
In Japan we call it DQN spiral.

>>268
I'd rather call that DQN reproduction as soon as not.

How fuckin' this thread is!

>>266
You mean you are the capable person?
You faltter youself a lot, which must be the reason why she treated you coldly.
You are a natural fool, I'm sure.

>>271
No, I am her manager.

Speak to expression, I have a question about meaning of a certain word in particular situation.
That word is "rare".

I saw the expression while reading a book for children.

the phrase "rare!!" is used by a girl who is third grade of elementary school when her friend
come across good idea or something like that.

In this case, what is "rare!!" meaning?

>>273
Something out of the ordinary.

>>272
Oh, I'm terribly sorry! I've got you all wrong. I went too far!

I know you live far away.

>>274
thx

what a useful thread!
I think I benefit from reading this thread.

Commander Schoep!
Google Commander Schoep and you'll know what it is!

>>279

He's just a fundamentalist. You see them everywhere on the internet.

Ok since I have been away nothing really happened on this thread.
this thread is a road to nowhere.
Id rather go out for a jog.

Would you rather learn English? Post a question.

【話題性】Chatroulette【抜群】
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1268703464/

>>283
in light of what they saying, Chatroulette must be crap and useless for leaning English.

depends on whom you chat with

Don't let me down any more, America.

As of the Toyota recall problem, especially with the unexpected acceleration that occurred
a few days ago, I feel anger and disappointment.
Several US media reported that the old man, aged 61 had lied that he kept stepping on the
brake pedal. Actually, he just stepped on the acceleration pedal on and off intermittently.
The guy even considered suing Toyota company.
I don't think it's occurred because of the lies he said about Toyota .
Somebody behind the accident talked him into doing so.

One woman in America sued a manufacturer of a microwave oven when
she put a cat in the microwave to dry her cat and killed it. She claimed that the
manufacturer should have warn users not to put a cat for drying.

American monkeys would exploit TOYOTA.

I think the gay marriage must be permitted in Japan too.

>>289
I'm not sure it's time that the gay marriage was also permitted in Japan, though I'm actually gay
and agree with the basic concept of the gay marriage, because compared to other countries
Japanese gay and lesbian are still less visible in the society at all.
In fact as you know, most of the people in Japan have never seen gay and lesbian in their real life
except TV programs and dramas and have strongly believed that gay doesn't exsit anywere in schools,
working places and their neighborhood. So whenever I confess my sexual orientation to the people,
they're usually astonished and embarrased at me as if they were seeing aliens.

Anyway what I want to say is before making the gay marriage permitted by the society,
fisrt of all the exsistence of gay and lesbian should be known in the right way to the people
through mass media, Because it'll take long time for the people to understand what gay is
and how important the gay merriage as for gay is. but as long as mass media intentionally
continues to choose very sissy gay and treat them as stupid clowns,
I'm sure the situation will be never changed and they'll just continue to fubricate
the truth of gay and lesbian like they are fubricting the truth of Minshutou, Democratic Party of Japan
on a daily basis. so I almost gave up the merriage in my life, but predict that the paradigm shift will happen
in Japan in 100 years.

>>290
I doubt the world's going to last another 100 years.

at least enviromental issues will be ok in 100 years, because global warming is said to be questionable
by a lot of scientists in the world nowadays.

>>290
Your background is very unique. You should start
critic carrer. Your background will draw a lot of attentions.

I think people who openly admit gay might be seen as strange and kept
out of straght people here, but there would be almost no
threat to be attacked for being gay.
In america and european countries, that could happen.
In america, there is a chaos.
Japanese don't think abortion is good. But it's forgiven and
let go.
In america, abortion doctors have to risk their life.

physically attacked in more precise way.

I heard "gay is bad" culture was brought by america
after WW2.　
True Christianity strictly ban homos.
There is no such ideology in original japanese religions.

Kame will be appearing in a CM, in his birthday suit...
Thank you Panasonic.

>>296
His popularity is very low here in Japan.
His dramas are failure after failure, average ratings below 10%.
Strong push from journey's agency keeps him on TV.
A drama on air might be the last straw.

By the way, is my use of "on air" right? Can it be used even if
it's not aired right now?

>>297 do they count the ratings from overseas? obviously not. Are
they aware that he is a walking brand overseas? obviously not.
Ome has to think global. Advertising now sells to the whole world.
Kame is very popular in Europe.

I am not a native speaker but this is what I think:

From what you are saying I understand that the audience cannot
tolerate his TV presence, and a drama that has Kame in is unacceptable.
I understand what you are meaning to say so the use of "on air" should be all right.
Maybe you could say "his drama being aired" but then, it is not only his drama.

What I don't understand is the fact that the audience judge actors by the drama ratings. A
drama has a lot of components to make it a success. It is a team work. To single
out an actor and blame everything on him, is not logical at all.

Ithink there is a media person who is trying to defame him for personal reasons.
I cannot understand whythere is a mass of Anti-KAme people out there.
Unless they hate him because he is unrealistically good looking?
Or because of his relationship with the most popular idol?
Or because he is an unusual man who is not macho at all?

He is very hard working and polite, what is the problem?

>>290
Last year, a Japanese penfriend and her cousin visited the UK,
and when we were discussing her time in London, she had mentioned that
they had walked through Soho and they were very shocked (and amused)
at seeing same-gender couples even just holding hands and kissing.
There are many such areas in the UK, especially in major cities.

>>296-298
I'm afraid that very, very few people would know who Kame is here (just
had to look it up on Wikipedia, myself...). I think only hardcore female
anime fanatics and creepy yaoi fangirls would know who he is. At least
that's how I imagine it is in the UK.

>>297
I think that "a TV drama" would be more commonly used, but if you really
want to use the concept of "on air", then maybe "an aired drama".

>>299 what has anime or Yaoi got to do with Kame? If you bother to look on the net,
people who listen to JPOP do not always read Yaoi, that is such a wrong assumption.

>>299
Thanks.

Then, What is Keeley Hazell for you?
This question may be untorelable for you because
you want to keep a british jewel off non-white obscene
eyes.

sorry, we can watch her everywhere thanks to the internet.

Johnny's boys = guys who take old man Johnny Kitagawa's cock up their ass.
And that's a fact, not a flame (no pun originally intended). Of course it has a lot to do with yaoi.

>302 troll mode on.

>>302 yes the ikemen bashing oyaji out on troll patrol again wwww

what >>302 is told is true.

but old man johnny is not yaoi type.
ugly, short old man.

OMG

>>305 yes yes we know what he was up to, but that still doesnt change
the fact that his boys are well known to a large young audience all over the world.
There is an untapped overseas marketing opprtunity for Japan.
Johnny's fans couldnt care less about Mr K's (nonexistent) sex life.

http://videosearch.seesaa.jp/video/watch/f1a2f24e1603a2cd?kw=%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC%E3%81%AE%E9%97%87&page=3

In 1995, Akiyo Asaki was murdered. Akiyo Asaki was helping
people want to quit Soka Gakkai. Soka Gakkai was added in sect
index in some countries in Europe, (France, Austria, German,Chili, Bergian etc..)
Asaki was criticizing some of criminal activities and other illegal
activities of Soka. Akiyo Asaki was obviously murdered.
We don't know exactly who murdered her, but think about what
she was working on, then you can guess who murdered her.
It is said Soka Gakkai the religious organization is the
biggest suspect. Right after the homicide, even before
police announce whether it's a homicide or suicide,
Soka Gakkai magazine "ushio" said Akiyo Asaki committed
suicide because of the shop-lift. It does not sound right
at all. If Soka Gakkai has nothing to do with the homicide,
why do they say the reason for her to commit suicide is
shop-lift. If Soka Gakkai is really innocent, they could
have said "we did not do it, that's all"and it will be
sufficient. I can not understand why they make up such a
fictitious story to insist that they are innocent.

When I was in elementary school,, I've met some kids trying to get
away when they break vase, light on ceiling or window by
saying "did Jon do it?" or "It is broken because of the
nature cause isn't it". One who did wrong says stupid things.
What Soka Gakkai said is not any better than that. The stolen
T-shirts costs about 1900yen(approximately 21 U.S Dollars).
Akiyo Asaki was working for Higashi Murayama City, and she
returned some of her salary to the city. The total amount was
8,000,000 YEN(90,000 US Dollars). She is not greedy at all, so
why do you think she steals such a cheap T-shirts costs only
1900Yen? It is impossible to believe the story. Later we found
out that the boutique(guy?) claimed the shop-lift incident is
a subscriber of Seikyou-Shinbun,(It is a news paper for Soka
Gakkai member.). Even before police says whether it's a homicide
or suicide, the Soka said Akiyo Asaki committed suicide because
of the shop-lift. It does not sound right. The prosecutor,
handled this case, and his superviser, they both are
kanbu(people in superior position in soka) of Soka Gakkai.
It does not seem to be a fair investigation. Think about this.
When Soka Gakkai members give you problen and you talk to police
officers and prosecutors actually a member of Soka Gakkai,
what would happen? There are possibility that you end up
going thru the same thing as Akiyo Asaki has gone thru. We are
here to tell you the truth, to stop the corruption of police,
justice, media, freedom of speech and publishing.

>>307
why wouldnt you care about johnny k's sex life?
its johnny's boys sex life too and thats what you want right?

>> Why would YOU care? are you Johnny K.? or simply a troll supreme

I read that Japanese people want to be considered White, and not Asian.
They argue their skin is very pale after living 1000's of years in the cold whether of Japan.
They also argue that people think of them highly in every sense of the word, so they're ready to be whitey.
What do you all think?

>>300
The vast majority of people over here who listen to Japanese pop music are
also those who are (or used to be) interested in anime, mainly because initial
contact to Japanese music is usually through either a show's beginning or
ending theme or through Japanese video game soundtracks - usually the highly
stylised ones. As I say, this is just on the basis of majority - not
everyone falls into this category. If you bother to look on the net, you'll
see this trend.

>>301
I don't really know much about her (other than what I read on Wikipedia five
minutes ago), but she released a song a couple years ago...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZuxC2CqDg
It's not really very good, oh well...

>>311
Bottom line is, it's okay if your sexual preference is young
pretty boys sucking and fucking an old ugly man and vice-versa.
I personally think it's abnormal, but it's okay.
You can rub your clit all you want to that imagery.

But people don't need to hear or read about such sexual fantasies.
Of course you're free to, many others do it online and on 2ch,
this thread being no exception. But, it would be nice if you didn't.
Please have some courtesy.

>>312
You see so many of them in here.

i think theres more wapanese in here

>>313
You must live your life apart from football, fish and chips and beer.
You should associate with working class people and enjoy talking
about gossip, tabloid news papers and page three girls.

I may have lumped Keeley Hazel in with Jordan. Jordan seems to be
much more famous than Hazel, eventhough they are page three girls
they relesed singles and sells sexuality.

Speaking of Yaoi, the 801 board is considered one of the toughest here on 2ch, along with Kijo (married women),
so you might not want to mess with them at all. In fact, those Korean netizens first
rushed at the board, thinking it had something to do with Yaocho (staged match),
but they got trolled back like 50,000 times harder by the residents there. I found it pretty funny.

>>317
How about Corey Haim?
Is he famous at all in your country?

He is not known in Japan at all, and he looks like just another guy
in Mid-West, or something.

>>319
I hadn't heard of him until the BBC reported his death a week ago. The
only film of his that really stands out is The Lost Boys. I'm not sure how
popular he was among other people here.

>>317
I think Jordan had a lot more publicity. She seems to be trying to do almost
anything for attention from the public, and desperately wants people to like
her. She's like a slightly more popular version of Heather Mills (McCartney).

Don't worry, I'll take my whippet down to the pub tomorrow, and chat with my
working class comrades. On the way back, I'll fetch some fish and chips. Then
wake up the next morning, put on my bowler hat, and stroll outside drinking
some tea and complaining about the weather.

It's almost 4am, and I'm still working on a couple brochures for a client.
Almost done... almost done...

Anchor miss? I'm Japanese and have never heard of him.

http://www.americangirl.co.uk/images/heather_mills4.jpg
Is it real? What a bad taste movie!
When I went into details, I noticed it's her past before her marriage with
Paul.

Does look awaful.

>>314
Quite a few ex-johnny's people confessed relationships with him and
the court ruled that boy's testimonies were reliable and beared no
illegality.

We are not saying kamenashi was okini（favorite) of kitagawa and
exploited by him. Kitagawa is too old and in my opinion kamenashi
is not kitagawa's taste.

When it comes to gay-related issues people usually bring up Johnny & Associates, Inc,.
It's just disappointing. Ordinary gay have nothing to do with sexual abuse.

That kind of topics match with coffee or tea, I suppose.

>>320
Do you really have a whippet dog?
Do you keep her/him inside the house?
Or did you mean to imply something?

Anyway, hope you're done with your brochures by now.
It must worth the effort, now that you have your own company.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4495917
Typical american kid

x

>>313 I made an effort not to be confrontational but I hate your
patronising attitude. Your statistics are all wrong. Your life
view is limited to your statistics.

You are such a thick headed pathetic old man really.

>>314 you are really are troll supreme. your existance is a waste of earth's resources.

>>332 yes yes

If you don't have a body like this (1:09) just don't bother to criticise him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkeMKrv9E9Q

now all of you insecure oyajis will line up to say he is plastic, he is
Johnny K.'s pet etc. Don't even bother, losers.

This is the last time you need bother to come.
You are too serious in this nonsense world. You don't seem to be cut out for here.

Yeah she should just go away, it'll do everyone including her a favor.
You can tell her face is flushed red and her eyes are teared up from
all the typos and the messed up anchors. Just not cut out for the internets.

John K Peta is my favorite Japanese artist

>>327
The whippet and flat-cap are stereotypes of people from Yorkshire. These
days, people associate Yorkshire with farmers, but they're also the most
trusted people in the country, seen as honest and hard working. In Victorian
times, Yorkshire was at the heart of the Industrial Revolution, with many
factories and mills, as well as technological developments, such as modern
concrete and assembly lines.

As for whippet dogs, I don't have one.

>>330
I'm not sure how it's condescending when I did as you asked and looked
on the net for such information. Now I am hurt because you've pointed
out that I am old and pathetic, and have nothing left to do in life
except wait to die.

You are one of great oyajis, Mr イギリス人.
OYAJI means, well experienced leader for younger generation.

I think its funny and also pathetic how fangirls get defensive of their idols and say people are jealous of the idols or whatever, when actually its the fangirls themselves that people are annoyed with and dont like, not their idols.

>>333
I have just found out that shaver costs \30,00 to \45,000...
I'm pretty damn sure it's all high-tech and works more than perfect, but ridiculously expensive for a shaver.
I think I'll stick to my \100 razor.

I think the shaver is for celeb-girls.

>>337
Oh, I see.
I remember you told us before about people from Yorkshire.
They are trusted, and customer-relations centers tend to use them, so
you hear the Yorkshire accent if you call them....

BTW, is there such thing as Eton accent?
Or is it the same as Oxford or Cambrige accents?

339 is too true.

>>339 I think you are far more annoying than that fangirl.

>>337 I don't think i will feel sorry for you if you die. please stay hurt and miserable.

I love this weird thread! what a way to let off steam after a hard day's work.

>>335 just what are the "internets"?

>>340 you don't get the whole point. Kamenashi wouldn't be selling a cheap razor.
If you have smooth skin, girls (and some boys) will kiss you.
If you want smooth skin like Kame's you purchase the shaver.That is the message.
Actually if you look carefully, he does have a pimple. That must be his beauty spot.

>>345
Why are you being so trigger happy?
I understand you don't feel good when your favorite artists or musicians
are bad mouthed. But Igirisu-jin has never targeted nor spoken ill of your
favorite artist. He's just talking about general tendency abour J-pop fans
in UK. I don't understand why you take his comment personally.
Just stop personal attack and let's just have fun here.

>>344-348 is total FAIL

>>350 Boring loser, it is you who is a total FAILURE.

>>I am expressing my emotions. 2ch is a place where people do that, in an honest manner.

ジャニヲタは外人もやっぱ逝かれてるの？

>>349 you must be in love with him, defending him like that.
ah you blushed.

>>354
Am I in love with him? Unfortunately NO. I'm not a gay.
Do I like him? Yes, I do. *blush* I'm not 350 by the way.
And actually, I think I'm in love with you! *blush*

I just don't get it why you overreact when he didn't mention Johnny's boys
and Kamenashi for that matter.

Sorry if I sounded judgemental or anything in 359. Maybe you're just having
fun to make commotion here. Whatever your intention is exchainging verbal abuses
may be better than a very slow thread. I'm going to bed, Futon, rather.

XSorry if I sounded judgemental or anything in 359.
OSorry if I sounded judgemental or anything in 349.

Good night!

http://f.hatena.ne.jp/images/fotolife/t/torix/20070428/20070428144152.jpg
Its a korean ジャニヲタ crazy for kimura takuya.

so adorable.

This thread is strange now.
My mind is filled with fuck.

>>347
wow...you srsly fail the internets.

>>355 what are apologising for? >>349 is not judgemental.
He is polite and peaceful. I like that. It's OK if you
are in love with me even if it is a complete lie.
I was having fun, yes. I advise everyone to do so.
You get yourself some shut-eye, I am off to Sainsbury's
for my weekly gorcery shopping. It is open till late.
Don't dream of me, OK.

>>347 how do you "fail the internets" exactly??

>>359 It is a mind opening experience, this thread. I learn a lot (NOT)

>>363
>(NOT)
heh.

>>353
「も」ｗｗｗ
本気でうざいね。真性ぽいしスレでならいくら暴れてもいいけど、
こういうのはマジで日本に来ないで欲しい

>>365 I don't think you should come to this thread either.

I have a walking and running pen.Do you want it?
"Yes,I do."
I won't give it to you ,because I hate you. You robbed me of my money yesterday.
You have no idea how sad I felt. I believed in you ,but you betrayed me.
Why did you do so?
"Because...What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is my own."
Oh, you must be a born and satiric poet. What are you having for dinner this evening?
"I'll have a leg of sparrow,but I didn't send out invitation to the dinner."
By the way, how many little sisters do you have?
"10 or so."
Sorry...I have 11 little brothers. I can't make friends with you.
"That is life."

You are listening to NSM radio. Keep it white.

>>368 what... the detergent?

Gold, silver, pearl present.

before use
http://www.finalcall.com/artman/uploads/1/jena_six08-28-2007.jpg

after use
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/dolph-lundgren-shirtless.jpg

One japanese here is envious of western gay and lesbian
visibility.

But I feel I hear swearing words related to gay issues
way higher in America and U.K than in Japan.

Even right wing party leader Nick Griffin was called "faggot" or
something like that by the antis.
Nick Griffin may have actually slept with a man though. lol

>>308-309
interesting story.
The guy with a megaphone knows the real meaning of freedom of speach and
democracy. They sometimes cost us courage. And you and the guy
have courage.

That means he's a certified faggot, not just a regular British fag.

>>333
I didn't have any opinion about his body.
It doens't look muscline nor skinny. Pretty average looking.
He may be not fat and spare tire. But it's common among young people.
Is kamenashi kind of body is rare in Europe?

I would hope to love a lady and live in the dream if forgiven...

>>375 European men usually have a log like body shape. Tall and straight, boring.
Rarely you see a thin waist like that. They are big, fat and shapeless unless trained.
Even the beautiful ones are too thick on the waist.
I wouldnt think that V-shape, compact, slim body with the right muscles
is a common body shape anywhere.

>>377
A triangle body is ugly.

most of japanese are　ちんちくりん　though.....

korean men are the best

>>380
Let's discuss anti-Japan of Koreans in English
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1268340444/

You may say so here.

>>378 what shape is beautiful then?

ジャニヲタキチガイジンうざすぎワロタ

発言が幼いから中学生くらいかと思ったら仕事とか言ってるし
仕事終わって一晩中このスレに張り付いて手動で
リロードしてるとかどんだけ終わってるんだよ
他の優良外国人にも噛み付いてるし本当に癌だな

>>382
Just a normal slim body shape for men.

Reagardless of ugly boys or beautiful boys including Johnny's boys will turn to fat, oily, boring
with love handle around waste middleaged men without exceptions.
Any thought?

same happens to women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQ1nq5dLVI

I feel sad when I saw this video. I wonder what I would have done if I had
been on the spot.
According to the video discpription, the shouting man were on "Silver" seat, which is
seat common in Japanese train and These seats are for elderly people.
If no elderly people around, you can sit on Silver seat. It's recommended that
you give your seat to standing elderly people when they stand near you.

The problem is not the shouting man was sitting on one of the silver seats.
The man was listening to music loud with earphones and the sound was leaking.
The old man warned him to turn down the volume. The man got angry and
shouted him back furiously.

The shouting is very ugly. He says things like, "You, smelly old man," again and again.
"I'm hard to hear things so none of your business." Of course this is his excuse and I doubt
he has a problem of hearing. I think he just got angry because he was warned.
And, he says to the old man "You are smelly." "When you are very old and
smelly and annoying, why in the world can you warn on the volume? you take care
of your smell and don't bother the volume"

According to the video discription, no one mediate this fuss.
The person who filmed the video regretted no one could help the old man.
He showed the video to a station employee and he said he would report this
incident to higher level station staff. But the person who fimed the video
got the impression he's just saying that and that no specific measure would
be taken.

He says he uploaded this video after he got permission from the old man but
I doubt the old man understands upload or anything. The shouting man is old enough
to behave when warned. I don't mean to sound like Mr. Justice but I'm sure the
shouting man should have acted differently than shouting furiusly like that.

It is amazing isn't it, thisGoogle Translate tool
Apparently >>383 says:

U Zasu Janiwotakichigaijin Warota Motegi

If you think what you're talking about middle school or work from a young age remarks
Naka Kono Sure stick to manually after a night job
I'm dull or just after you reload
I'm a cancer and biting really well other good foreign

Let me try >>383.

"The crazy janiota is so annoying its laughable.
Acting so immature I figured she was in junior high but then she talks about work.
How pathetic is she to come home from work and cling on to this thread, reloading it manually all night.
She lashes on to other foreigners here who are good natured too. She really is the cancer of this place."

any corrections or suggestions?

>>389 Thank you. Now it makes so much NONsense.

well well well >>383. You are so laughable yourself,
breaking the only rule of this thread, that is, to write in english.
You must be ashamed of yourself for doing that, before criticising others.
I guess you are the attention seeking type oyaji drama queen.
If you want I will flame you too, since you are so desperate for attention.
But I will not bother. I have work to catch up with.
So please be a miserable and grumpy troll for ever...

>>385 Of course you abandon them when they are middle aged and uselless.
That's what all men would ideally do to their aged wives right?
Women should do the same.
Move on to younger pastures...the world is full of young, handsome men.

>>384 is that what your body shape is?

>>390
uh..i think the jp ppl typing in jp here are doing
it because theyre talking amongst themselves.
even though its about you, its not directed at you.
youre really not good at this are you?

and i actually agree with >>383.

>>393 this thread is for English language users, not Japanese.

Whether or not you agree with them does not make them right.
They are breaking the rules, besides being extremely rude.

>>394
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1205485613/160

check the timestamp.
i have response alert on my browser..do you?
yeah, you really arent good at this.
thanks for playing though.

>>395 what is a response alert for? is it for paranoid users who are itching to flame others.

response alert is a good feature built in so you dont have to manually reload a thread like a maniac.

>>391
and of course in your fantasy nobody rejects you right?
this is not a flame or attack so i want you to answer honestly,
but do you have a boyfriend? have you ever had a boyfriend?

I have some normal pens and a cosmic pen. The normal pen is smaller than the cosmic pen.
The cosmic pen is twice as large as the Andromeda Galaxy. I nicknamed her "Mache."
I'm willing to show her to you but I can't do it.
Because the law of universal gravitation is sure to break the earth.
I'm not a liar. I hope simply to maintain peace.

"Out of sight,out of mind." She is an automatic cosmic pen.
In somewhere of the universe today she is signing cosmic documents
for the profit of the earth by herself.
Mache, we don't forget you. We all love you. Thank you.

Eh, I'm an American; and when they showed the news of the guy crashing they said nothing about Japan. American conspiracy against Japan? What?

You should just... Take it easy~

Thank you. What an utterly useless feature.
Who would ever want to reload it like a maniac anyway?
I only check it every now and then, between bits of reading.

>>398 what fantasy? why should i write about my private life here?
it is none of your business.

>>402
Can I ask where you are from?
Eastern europe?

>>402
You pretty much answered his question with a no and no...

I'm not for kamenasshi's beatuty at all.
Even many japanese cast doubts about his face.
Many say it's average or worse than average. Exaggerations
may be included. But his (made-up) popularity and apprearaces on media
seem to be unproportional to his real popularity.
Besides Few people attack akanishi(kamenashi's counterpart) for
his ugliness.
Johhnny inc made them debut with great fanfare. And Kamenashi
was the center for some reason. But it was a total failure compared to
their prior expectations. Then Johnny dicided to sell akanishi as well and
made kattoon? double center group. But this promotion didn't succeed much
either.
News was a failure too. But yamashita alone has been successful.
I have to agree yamashita is a cool beauty. I don't like him either though. lol

And about age and beauty, go hiromi has been in quite a good
shape since his debut.
There are dislikes and likes, depending on person.
But none argues that go hiromi is ugly.
Kamenashi and go is different.

My opinion offends kamenashi fan girls.
I just want to say people who bash kamenashi come from
no jelousy.

>>406
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
So I respect yours but here is mine.
I think Hiromi Go is very ugly. He also has very strange voice and likes
himself too much.
Kamenashi stands out because he is different in many respects, such as
the way he dances, the fact that he truly is a very good baseball player, etc.
In any case, Go is a passe and Kame is living in the 21st century.

Kamenashi don't have a special talent.He can't have a big impact on my life.
I don't think that I want to become him and highly of him.
He is one of the citisenry for me. That's all.

To kamenashi fan girls.
Since you fell in love with him, you have some illusion.
Don't worry about it. When I was in love, I was just same as you are.
Kamenashi's matter is one of trivial things in my life. How can I jealous of him?

By the way, I think Kame-nashi is unlucky name.
KAME(meaning dick)-NASHI(meaning without) dispirits me. Excuse me, girls.

girls don't want no dickless guys.

>>407
Are you really a foreigner? You are familiar with japanese
pop culture very well.

>He also has very strange voice and likes
himself too much.

I have to agree on this. lol

My dick is living in the 21st century,too.

>>412
living is not enough. use it. get some chick.

>>413
You do know the word KAME-HAME.

don't know about kame-hame, but I do know a girl who frantically ask for dicks.
big dick. small dick. hard dick. soft dick. whatever. doesn't matter to her as long as
it's a dick.

It's your lucky day.
I'd like to see that KAME-HAME asking girl.

She don't mind as long as the dick is long.

oh no! i was writing a long one and lost the message.

great to see people are talking about Kame. To reply some of your questions:

>>403 I am from Venus because you are from Mars.
>>404 Your deduction method is flawed.
>>405 Akanishi and Yamapi are cold beauties, they don't move my soul.
Kame has a crooked nose and has a small frame. and may have spots.
But he looks so hot that way. as >>407 says it is the way he moves.
He tries so hard and is such a perfectionist, he stands out.
moves like a snake, does unexpected things on stage so one gets transfixed
watching his moves. I have come across people who do that naturally.
BTW I am surprised that Japanese has changed that much since I looked in the dictionary.
Turtle-pears is very successful, like Ikuta Toma, he managed to spread his fame all over the world.
Tell me if you still aren't jealous now.

Ok fools, enough of Kamenashi and johnny's crap, this isn't remotely LOL entertaining.
Quit feeding her the way trolls wants to be fed 'cause you guys are not going anywhere with this one.

change the subject.

The guy who pretended the Toyota Prius didn't stop was short of cash and on the verge of
bankruptcy. He at least wanted money, if he didn't do it as a part of conspiracies against
Japan.
But I end up inferring from all that bunch of events occurred in the US that Toyota problems
are all made-up, led by the US government itself.
In fact, no other region in the world including the EU and Japan has not reported such
incidents regarding Toyota Prius. If Prius has mechanical problems itself, the same kind
of reports must come from all over the world.

What if your Penis didn't stop growing?

A Japanese guy who wants to be American is arguing about the Japan's security in the following thread
His opinion makes me lol.

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1268457085/

Ok let's schange the subject.

Kame was seen driving a Pirius owned by Koizumi Kyoko. Discuss.

and kyoko was sitting next to kame, ready to give him a head, when she saw
a shiny gold prius outside of the window on the left, speeding as if it were being
chased by a police car. "what the fuck..." he said in a somewhat disappointed voice.

Kyoke was seen driving a Penis owned by Kame-nothing.

I think it's about time we changed the thread rules in >>1.
The troll seems to value rules and regulations, so we'll simply change that.

>>427
in what direction do you want to change this thread?

>>427
that's a futile attempt.

The vote on health care plan will take place this Sunday at the earliest.
President Obama is confident that the bill will pass.
46% of Americans is for the passage, while 45% is against it.
Do you think it will pass?

Please post your shimoneta in English here.

Jokes in English
http://venus.bbspink.com/test/read.cgi/bbbb/1199814050/

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My dickpenis exploded on this thread with the intensity of a thousand suns.

fuck off

It took me a while to workout what the message behind this CM was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBObY0Co-w

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　 （ ´∀｀ ）　I'm a virgin male.
　 人　Y　/ Is there anybody who is willing to take my virginity?
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>>436 why are you advertising here?

>>435
I watched this CM for the first time even though I've been living
in Japan and watched TV often in a free time.

The strong winds were blowing in the sububs of Tokyo here.
The pole in the balcony has fallen off and spuqre-hangers with clothes
on it fell on the ground of the balcony.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/3099561799_0e45d21723.jpg
Typical japanese scenary here.

The strengh of wind is like that of typhoon while it didn't come with
much rain fall.

Sorry for being a bit Kame, but
Has anyone watched the Academy Awards this year?

I saw it last night, and saw that as soon as Steve Martin on the stage made fun of TOYOTA Prius,
the camera zoomed in on George Cooney and aired his grumpy face while
eveyone else was laughing.
I wonder if he is doing the commercial of the car also in the US?
Otherwise, how would anyone know that he is doing it in Japan?

Yamashita, cool beauty.
Kamenashi, ugly beauty.

>>438
I know...the weather was terrible last night wasn't it, but as you said
without much rain.
I was woken up by a BIG sound of thunder, and I thoguht some huge iron
ball or something fell from the sky.

The wind and thunder struck all across Japan?
I experienced the same conditions in western Japan.

>>442
I heard the thunder a couple of times when the winds weakened.
It was not a thunder storm. Winds were very strong without
much rain and thuder.

Yeah, the strong wind is still striking western Japan.

>>444
Is it?
Then I strongly advise that you go out in the ocean and surf.
Don't miss the golden opportunity!

>>445
Are you brainless australian?

>>446
I guess it was a joke for 445.
I believe Japanese joke is the best in the world.
Westerners often say Japanese has no sense of humor. It's untrue.

I heard, when you can make a joke in English, your English skill is deemed to be first rate.
So I always try to make a joke(including dirty ones) in this thread.
However, I strongly feel my English is still in low level.

>>446 is also a joke.

Sorry, I've tried to make →○

Anyway, what's the definition of Ikemen?
There are some previous posts concerning who's beautiful and who's not,
taking Johnny's idols for example.
But did you guys ever think about the general principle of which type of face can be
called beautiful, especially of men?
Recent studies show that there is NO principle in beauty of men's face, while women's
beauty can be clearly described.
Without this consensus about the beauty of face, the debate over the face is futile.
In short, the discussion is only of one's preferences, which are not applicable to
everyone.

>>450
I didn't know there was such thing as 'description for women's beauty.'
Some people consider Penelope Cruz beautiful and others might think
Gwyneth Paltrow beautiful, but there is no commonality between the two women.

Could you tell us what the studies say about criteria for women's beauty?

It's pointless because the notion of beauty changes with time, and culture.
In the middle ages in Japan, women who had plump faces and had their teeth
dyed black were deemed beautiful. It's TV so it could have been rigged,
but Masami Hisamoto was chosen as the hottest among pictures of Japanese
models and idols shown to African tribesmen.

But one thing is certain when it comes to faces, a near symmetrical face
is what we naturally see as beautiful. The funny thing is, when a face
is PERFECTLY symmetrical, we feel awkward and don't see it as beautiful.

>>451
Thanks for the response.
The criteria of women's beautiful face differ in races and regions, but the following
conditions are found universally.

The chin is relatively sharp but not very long

The eyes are relatively big

The nose is relatively slim, but not too sharp

The hair is long

The following is the features found among beautiful Japanese women.

The distance between eyes is relatively wide

The chin is relatively short

The distance between the tip of the nose and the upper lip is relatively wide.

The 'relative' as I mentioned above refers to the deviation from the average.
Of course, women's face is more beautiful when it's closer to the average in general.

If you look at men(boys) or women(girls) as dolls, there should be some definition.
Independent men(women) have their own beauty inside.
As you know, women used to be viewed as men's doll in Japan(and maybe also other countries).

Yeah, we men have a long tradition to call women sex animals, as you can see in the
magazines like Playboy.
We men even view the playmates as Pets, like a bunch of sexual toys.
Women are slaves to men forever, as long as human beings continue to fuck
each other.

>>455
I think your English is in first rate, for your joke is very funny.

>>455

A woman is the true power of the world. With a batting of an eyelash and the tilt of a hip, they destroy the
minds of strong men and run the world however they wish.

I don't mind that, myself. Women are generally smarter nowadays.

I can imaging Hilary Clinton batting her eyelash and titling her hip.
True power, indeed, lol

Swinging soft boobs are the true power for me.

No, ugly women are the strongest actually.
Direct eye contact of a truly ugly woman can crush the minds of every single man within the 100m radius,
so it's kind of true that some women have the true power.

Woman is something.

Yes, you mean the Beatles song, right?

Ah, let us not debate their power, but worship their beauty.

Are you coming onto someone here?

Otaku people ususally end up worshiping and cherishing the beauty of 2-dimentional girls rather than real-life women.
DIscuss the reason behind.

I intend to contend with feminism. In Japan woman is being fool day by day.

We must regard the 3-dimentional girls as men
and the 3-dimentional girls must regard men as the 3-dimentional girls if man=women.

Sounds like we'll all turn into 4-dimensional tanasinn-like beings.

what's tanasinn?

Tanasinn is in your mind.

You mean Tranzam?

Gundam 00?

００？I don't think so. I can't explain it well even in japanese.

this gundam is in transam mode.

http://3k-hobby.deci.jp/gampla/pic/F100G002-01.jpg

Its facial expression, pose and the background are definitely of tanasinn.
It's only natural, though, because tanasinn is everywhere.

Oh...It seems to be near to Tao.

Fetch Bruce Lee.

It is males that must look beautiful, strong and attractive.
Only then females can select the best.
That is the rule with all animals.
But humans have discovered the concept of money.
Female selection of mates criteria is destroyed by rich ugly men.
Thatis why the world is in such a miserable state..

Money looks beautiful, strong and attractive to many female.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7391/keniz.jpg
My name is Ken. I am a beautiful, strong and attractive man. I aim to fulfill the traditional japanese standards of dress.
I had my kimono hand woven and trim my beard and hair regularly.
My dream is to one day marry a beautiful japanese woman.
We'll have beautiful kids together.

>>480

Old meme is olllllld.

just watching Hanamaru cafe. Today's guest is Daigo.
Why is he so ...annoying? I hate his voice.
the way his speaks is not cute at all.

don't you have any job or school?

Don't you know National holidays?

>>482
Which do you prefer, Digo or Joy?
I think both are equally annoying, but Joy has a very Zannen facial
structure for a mix of English and Japanese parents.

>>483
It's a public holiday in Japan.

>>482
I don't hate his voice. He's nobly born. He differs from us.

Japan had been the most equal society in the world, however, things changing rapidly.

whatどうゆう意味ーん？

I mean, income disparity was minimum compare to other nations(including socialist nations).

>>487

Ha, the Ainu beg to differ.

>>489

... hmm.

俺は、今後「精液」のことを「しあわせ汁」と呼ぶことに決めた。

They say, Japan is still at peace with masturbaters.

I don't want to losemy hair. Let's ban on masturbaion.!
I've been doing since January 3, 2010.
Girlfriend? ...orz

>>489
That's because Japan has been foolishly following the footsteps of
the US, the nation on the verge of extinction.
In order to reshape the Japanese way of thiking back to that of before
WWII, the governement introduced the policy of Yutori (lax) education,
but it just ended up producing lots of NEETS as we all are aware.
I think the extremely rich Hatoyama family should donate some of their
assets to save this conutry.

>>494
Japan has been foolishly following the footsteps of the USSR, not the USA.
The social structure of Japan was modeled after the that of USSR(the highly equal society lead by bureaucrats).
That's why I am afraid that Japan would collapse like USSR did.

>>493
Can't you slow down masturbating by yourself?
Do not say your Okotta Penis is uncontrollable.

つまらない

Fuck your mother，and shit also
Fuck your mother，and shit also
Fuck your mother，and shit also
Fuck your mother，and shit also
Fuck your mother，and shit also
Fuck your mother，and shit also
Fuck your mother，and shit also

>>496
Yes,I can.
I haven't been doing masturbation since January 3, 2010.

>>498
Let's discuss anti-Japan of Koreans in English
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1268340444/

>>499
Good for you!
Do not masturbate until you find a job. Japan's future rests on your shoulders.

Sorry, I meant, rests on your hand.

do you want me to give you blowjob?

First, please introduce yourself.

（´･ω･｀）what is the right of vote for foreigners?
（´･ω･｀）つ　http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdOypmZ46s0

I am a masturbation master.

Became a masturbation master while guarding your house?

Masturbation master is very long, life is too short.

I feel like jacking off now. Don't make me horny.

What's the difference between jacking off and jerking off?
I guess the Japanese masturbation master is wondering.

I ate Ohagi(a kind of Japanese confectionary made from rice cake wrapped up by red bean
paste) today. I usually find it too sweet, but want to eat it sometimes. A combination of
a piece of Ohagi and a cup of green tea is perfect. It's March, and the temperature here
is not too hot or cold, it's the best season in a year.

You really know your green tea.

In Japan, the unemployment rate is about 5 per cent, whereas that of the U.S. is
about 9.4 per cent.(That includes not only full-time jobs, but also part-time jobs.)
What if the recession on a global scale continues? the yen is going up gradually
while the dollar is going down.

to high-yen recession
The baby-boom generation "Dankai " will be delighted.

If you take a close look at Yutori and NEET, you find little or no connection between the two.
Rather, you find a geneartion gap; the majority of those who received yutori education
haven't reached the age to promote and sell themselves in the job market yet.
Their lowered academic performance, however, might lead to a substantial lack of
competitiveness against foreign firms in the world market.
I think that can be a secondary impact of it on the Japanese economy sometime.

Yes,the two differ,but... Yutori don't have lowered academic performance.
Some "Dankai" spoiled their own childre by the physical and metal cruelty ,etc.
In Japan a lot of older people regard the Adult Children as those who are wheedling child.

So why are NEETs being NEETs then?
They've received faire amount of education, their parents are doing OK
financially, etc. etc.
It boils down to the fact that NEETs are only being lazy.

One of the reason. You know Adult children?

so, you said nothing wrong with our society or mankind itself?

Dankai made the bubble economy and the collapse of it.
In the bubble they spoiled their own children by indulge and threat of money,
but in the collapse Dankai took their displeasure out on their children.
So they made both economic and family collapse.

No.
I think Japan need the way of prevention against the various cruelty.

For Dankai generation, making tons of money was the top priority.
They retain some memories of childhood, where their parents were starving and in need of
money due to the defeat of the country in WWII.
The generations after Dankai have no idea of making so much money, and rather, they are
in serious need of family bond and friendship which they can hardly find in today's Japan.
And this, "I-don't-need-so-much-money" attitude has been quite natural and common
among older Japanese generations.

I don't say so about all of the Dankai. We can only know my own family.
I may have gone a little too far.
But the Japanese government must develop the internal human resources
before they think about the immigrant policy.

fuck you son of a bitch`

what made you say so?

I guess he is a supporter of the immigrant community.

>>499
You failed no-fap decade, bro.

During the prolonged recesssive peroid, so called "lost 10 years" after the bubble bursted,
companies in various fields find it difficult to manage with Japan's long tradition of the
'permanent employment' system. Then, the government deregulated the use of temp workers
in an attempt to maintain the employment and economy, but working without proper benefits
didn't help keep up the good work ethic in the long run. No one wants be exploited too long.
The reason why some people choose not to work at all, I don't know. It may vary.

I was astonished by the big boobs of a U.S woman politician
on the podium and her cleavage, explaing about new healthcare program.
I don't know whetehr she was for or against the bill.
Who is she? She looked middle-aged.

http://www.nhk.or.jp/daily/english/fixed/asx/22_21_256k.asx
watch around 0:20, not 0:25. A cleaveage was hidden behind a mike
but you can tell it's huge. Then it reveals.

>>486 he is boring... how he became an idol is beyond me.
being some politician's grandson makes one "noble" does it?
That makes him doubly repulsive, regardless of his ikemenish looks.

He is not ikemen. He is roba. He acts like ikemen.
But not true ikemen.

I presumed roba was English. lol
His face is similar to donkey or more goat.

He is a grandson of a former Prime Minister Noboru Takeshita.
He is 31 or 32 years old and already over the hill to be called sexy or stuff.
Look at his resume. He made his debut as a visual-kei musician, but was totally
unsuccessful. but he made his second debut as a being-kei musician.
The name of the Prime Minister is his catchphrase.
He became popular among 30 something housewives after that.
There's some political clout behind his success.

>>532
Do you mean that Daigo is in the same category as Kano Eiko?
Ramen, Tsukemen, Boku Ikemen, OK〜〜!!!

That phrase was well-made in terms of rhyming, so it would often on my lips at the time when it was in fashion.

>>535
Yeah, I agree. Daigo is in a way in the same category of
bokuikemen.
Daigo is a half-clown. He is playing ikemen character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ5FO5giA4k
Real ikemen is like him. I am not a fan of him.
I knew of him and stumbled upon him on tv a couple of hours ago.
he was just a good example of ikemen.

As for raba, japanese usually write raba in katakana character, ラバ.
And foreingn languages are usually written in katakana.
So I gueessed rabaラバ derived from English.

>>534
It's nonsense that daigo was removed from appearing on kohaku utagassen, music battles on new year's eve
becase his background with former and deceased primeminister
takeshita could have promoted jimin party, then-ruling party.

I wonder whether hatoyama appears in this year's kohaku.
he might dare to do so. Hatoyama was on the stage of nihon
academy award.

>>538
Which means his background works both positively and nagatively
for his career.
I think that's faire enough, because Daigo wouldn't have been known to
general publich but for his granpa.

I love Daigo. I'm a man, but not a gay.

>>540 isnt this strange, that when you say you love Daigo, I do not call you
"a rabid Yaoi fanboy", or question whether you have a boyfriend or ever had one,
whether you are Eastern European or not, etc etc.
I wanted to point out this huge difference in behaviour.
And add that, perhaps you men are disrespectful of women's choices, tastes, thoughts
to the point of reflex. Maybe if you accept them the way they are, you would be more
open, understanding and friendly toward women. Thank you for reading this sincere note.

うわあうぜえ

>>542
You smell like a skunk.

The health care bill passed in the U.S. parliament today. Good or bad, it surely is a historical
day for the U.S.
What kind of impact does health care reform have on the U.S.? Some of the U.S. critics predict
that the U.S. will be like Japan in the 21st century.
The biggest benefit that the people will get is the increased population that is insured.
But there must be adverse effects , too.
Japan's medical care has been a total failure in these two decades. Shortages of medical
staff has been one of its biggest causes. Why did it happen? Because of poor medical
expenses. Japan used to be the No.1 country in the world in terms of the medical standard.
But the expense cuts could not stop Japan from falling off the cliff.
There are enough evidences that the future of the medical care in the U.S. will be like
that in Japan. This health care reform is a necessary evil that's inevitable for the reconstruction
of the U.S., but if the fall of the nation begins, it will be from here.

Yeah they say..R&D budget for higher medical technology will be curbed
so..significantly, and progress will be hampered..
but there was no other way to break the deadrock situation?

About 45 million Americans are uninsured and over 8 millions of them are children.
I can't imagine a worse failure than the current situation.

Japan maintains a universal health insurance system, barely.

I was secretly harboring my expectation to.. pet doggy's cloning,
giving birth of 8 childs all at once freely by woman in 50s,
or..the development of secret mind-reading machine etc..by
wacky Americans.. But such things will be all gone shortly? Sad!..

..Anyway I wonder what would happen in America's advanced
medical technology in reproduction..? Will it be hampered by ..
universal health care?

The concept of health insurance here is quite foreign. Part of our taxes
go toward state-funded healthcare, provided to anyone of any social
standing or level of income. There is the option of private healthcare
for those who can afford it though.

Do you get better treatment if you pay for the private healthcare?
If so, what is the better treatment as compared to the ordinary healthcare?
Stronger pain killers, or something?

The Japanese practically don't have any option under their universal health insurance system.

Looks like real brit person talking about their health care!?
I saw it in Michael Moore's Sicko- compared to American system
it looked like paradice like Guantanamo bay.

>>548-549
All the medical technologies that you posed here sound so crazy!
But looking back all the history of medical progress, such as organ transplantation
and infertility treatment, there was always somebody crazy who dared to do that.
Universal health care won't stop such technologies from being developed.
I think some of these were already realized in some parts of the world :)

>551 I'm not Igirisu jin. but I think the difference must be enormous!--
that's why Republicans protested health care bill.

>>551
The treatment isn't necessarily better. I suppose you could say that state
run hospitals might be like three-star hotels, whereas some private institutions
might be like five-star hotels. The service is usually friendlier and more
personal, with greetings, face to face consultation, more options and so on.
Private doctors, consultants and surgeons are always better paid. Unnecessary
operations, such as cosmetic surgery, is always done through private centres
rather than state-run.

(>554 I'm talking about something which have all realized!)

I heard people have to wait forever to have a simple operation done in the UK.

There is only standard treatment in Japan but the treatment is pretty good.

..I wondered why Indian doctors are always doing weird, or almost ilegal
operations in US.. Such as helping a woman to have too many babies etc.

>>558
It is true that through the National Health Service (NHS - the state-funded
one) about a decade ago, the waiting times could be horrendously long, even
for some pretty major operations. The waiting times are a lot fairer now, though,
and carried out well before the fifteen week limit. I know people who have only
had to wait a few days before their procedures could be carried out.

However, there is still not enough government funding to the medical sector which could
shorten times even further. Much of the problem is due to lack of space in hospitals for
patients. They will never be prematurely discharged (unless they demand to be discharged
from hospital) until treatment been carried out and shown to be working. This means many
of the wards are full, and patients cannot be accepted until there is room. This means
that occasionally, patients have to be sent to non-local hospitals, which is pretty
inconvenient, but this doesn't happen too often.

The quality of service also depends on the foundation trust management (the foundation
trust being the board which has jurisdiction over a cluster of hospitals and clinics
in an area or district). The food in one hospital might be wonderful, but get transferred
to another, and it might be disgusting.

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my mom said- .. usually in places like Tokyo, the dirtier or the shabbier the hospital is,
the nicer its (actual) medical assistance (to the long-stay patients..) is..
Because good-looking hospitals are often a place for short stay people..
namely, the hospitals expect them passing away soon..

...and yo mama is locked up in the cage there

When I say "I mistook sugar for salt",
can it mean that I actually used sugar for salt?
How about "I took sugar mistakenly for salt"?

Is there any more appropriate usage?

>>556, 561
Thanx very much for you very clear explanation about the situation in UK.
What we call 'shortage of hospital beds' has also been a problem in Japan as well.
For example, here, mothers usually stay 1 week after a child birth, then go home.
Whereas in US, I've heard that they are almost forcebly released from the hospital
the next day, or something.
So Japanese women having a child-birth in US tend to go to hospitals
with Japanese-flavor (i.e. owned by a Japanese doctor) to be on the
safe side.

>>563
>usually in places like Tokyo, the dirtier or the shabbier the hospital is,
the nicer its (actual) medical assistance (to the long-stay patients..) is

This is very true for Chinese restaurants, especially for the Ramen shops!!
The Ramen shop owners are too busy experimenting for producing good
Ramen to clean the shop, seems to be the ground for dirtiness.

>>565

What you say sounds like 'I meant to use salt, and used sugar instead'.
In this case, 'instead of' is a better fit than 'for', because the sentence structure
can make it confusing.

>>541 That is why not many women write here perhaps. It is mostly
a male dominated thread. They get a bit yobbish every now and then.

>>568
I thank you for your explanation.

>'I meant to use salt, and used sugar instead'.
Maybe that's what I wanted to express. The situation is
that I wanted to use salt, but I confused sugar with salt and
used sugar mistakenly.
I want to express more idiomatically.
I was worried that "mistake A for B" could refer only to the movements of
minds and could not be used for actual movements.

>In this case, 'instead of' is a better fit than 'for', because the sentence structure
can make it confusing.
Do you mean "I mistook(misused?) sugar insted of salt" is more clear?
Do you mean that "I mistook sugar for salt" could be interpreted as
"I used sugar eventhough I meant to use sugar" but it could be interpreted as "I thoght sugar was salt"
as well?

Null Pointer Exception

>>569
Why are you replying and talking to yourself?
It's not healthy. Get help.

>>569 What proof do you have that I am the same person?

My question has been left alone.

I looked up in the dictionaries on the web and googled the phrases.

As I said, mistake(verb) seems to come with one's own wrong judgement.

And this is one example I picked up on the web.
"How many people have accidentally used salt instead of sugar."
Then I guess "I used sugar (accidentally or mistakenly) instead of salt."
is what>>568 meant to say.
If somebody has suggestions to my thought, it will be grately
appreciated.

>>573
Why are you replying and talking to yourself?
It's not healthy. Get help.

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>>567
I disagree. I don't know any dirty ramen shops that are good.
It's impossible to have a clean kitchen at a ramen shop,
but if the customers side is dirty, don't count on good food.
It makes me wonder what's at the bottom of the soup pot.

>>574
Your original line in >>565 "I mistook sugar for salt" is fine.

>>576
Are you a native speaker?

"I mistook sugar for salt"
Think about the situaiton that I poured spoonfuls of sugar
into boiling hot water for spaghetti.
"I mistook sugar for salt" Does it boil down to refering to the time
when I assumed sugar was salt and I was not pouring sugar yet.

>a native speaker?

I don't tｈink so.

568 here.

>>577

'I mistook sugar for salt' is fine, but mistook is not a common word and may
confuse some people who read different forms of English.
It refers that you had already poured out the sugar first, and then realised your mistake.

Execuse me,I'm going to have TOEIC test this time. But when I did the test before, my score was just 400. Newt time I want about 500. I would like something good advice,if you will.

>>569, >>575 you have not answered my question.

If you have proof that I am the same person, state it right here.
All you do is repeat yourself like a broken record.

>>569, >>575 are trolls, not to be taken seriously.

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>>583 your umbrella looks flat. is it the storm?

he is fishing...

his roof is leaking

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I can't get why some people here get so mad.
We are making fool of ourselves, aren't we? Just have a fun.

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I love being trolled.

Doraemon's profile looks like that of Hattori kun.

Mine Ryuta looks like Hattori kun.

>>576
Good Chinese restaurants in the China Town in London are usually
dirty and waiters/waitresses are extremely unfriendly.
You need to be careful because they are always in bad mood for some
reason and throw bowls and chopsticks at you!

Japanese colony of all over the world ,for example Dussldorf, are...

>>587 I am a good fish, but I don't think any of you are good fishermen.

I'm getting on with my fishing.

>>597 make sure you have the right tools

>>573
>>573
>>573

>>598
Thanks! I'm having a light tools now ,
and going fishing at night is terribly cold, so I have a body warmer "Hokkairo".

>>599 what do you want

huh I'm exhausted. It's already about 4 am. time flies.
I've just completed my resume. Hope I'll get a job soon.

>>602
What kind of job are you hoping to go for?

Are you looking for a stable job?

If you look for a part time job which like a convenience store stuff, you will be able to get the job soon.

>>603
I'm planning to apply for a trading company or a travel agency in a south east asian country.
But I'm nervous about the job interview in English, though I have been staying in the country for a year.
>>604
I'm not into a part time job.

Hey guys, I have a question...I have a friend who is Japanese, if I haven't seen them in about
3 weeks is it okay to write ひさしぶり in an e-mail? How long does it have to be before you say that?
We're pretty good friends, I've never used the phrase before to anyone.

>>606
The word, ひさしぶり, depends on how often you contact them in regular basis.
If you usually contact them once in a week, for example, you can use
ひさしぶり　when you haven't seen them in about 3 weeks.

The word ひさしぶり seems like a strange word even to a Japanese like me.
I remember I felt something strange when I heard my parents use this word in my childhood.
So I imagine that it's a rather difficult concept to understand for non-native speakers of Japanese.
In English composition class, Japanese students learn it's translated to phrases like, "after a long
absence," "after a while." But I've never heard English native speakers use such phrases.
I also feel there's a great gap between ひさしぶり and these phrases.

>>606
As you already know, ひさしぶり means "Long time no see" and it's a phrase you can use when you see
someone you haven't seen in a long period of time. The question here is how long is long enough.
3 weeks is definitely long enough. 2 weeks is okay. 1 week is in my opinion safe, though others
might disagree.
Oh, when greeting someone in a formal situation, a Japanese might say "おひさしぶりです" instead.
This means "I haven't seen you for such a long time." As you can see, it's a subtle difference
in how they look, but actually there's a huge difference in nuance. You might want to keep that in mind ;)

I've heard that the phrase, "Long time no see" derives from Hawaiian dialect.
This phrase has a grammatically incoherent structure. I suspect that the origin of
the phrase is Chinese. Chinese people tend to express things in four Chinese characters.
That's why I think that way.

i say hisashiburi to my japanese friends whenever i would say "long time,
no see" to my american friends. this is probably incorrect for nihonjin,
but if i feel like it's been a long time, i say it.

I'm for reconciliation. Later this week, I'll make that case.
But if you choose to fight the evidence, here's what you're up
against. Among white Americans, the average IQ, as of a decade
or so ago, was 103. Among Asian-Americans, it was 106.
Among Jewish Americans, it was 113. Among Latino Americans,
it was 89. Among African-Americans, it was 85.
Around the world, studies find the same general pattern:
whites 100, East Asians 106, sub-Sarahan Africans 70.
One IQ table shows 113 in Hong Kong, 110 in Japan, and 100 in Britain.
White populations in Australia, Canada, Europe, New Zealand,
South Africa, and the United States score closer to
one another than to the worldwide black average.
It's been that way for at least a century.

>>579
My understanding is "mistake(verb) is "to recognize
A as B errorneously".
It's about wrong perception.
So it(I mistook sugar for salt) can apply to when I saw a sugar
box and thought it a salt box or When I poured spoonsfuls of
sugar into boiling pot with spaghetti in it.

My response might be strage because I am a questioneer first.
Your explanation helps a lot and I wanted to narrow
the differences between us.

cosmetic surgery
>>556
cosmetic surgery is not covered by health care system in the U.K?
In japan it's the case.

Is it true for patients to get medical treatments for free?
Any medical treatments are free?
I guess patients can't necessarily get state-of-the arts treatments,
even if they will. it must be the case in the U.K. No?

>>594
I can imagine.
Chinese are chinese all over the world.

I'm not very good at keeping in touch with my friends, and it's not unusual for me to lose touch with them
for long stretches like a couple of years sometimes. I'd just say, 元気？, and they're fine with me most of the time.

>>616
Friends are stupid. I don't have any friends.
They will always just let you down.

>>617
Then you will have a pet. Dogs won't let you down.

I don't know dog is relish or not.

>>619
Shave off.
The dog is not to eat.

>>607
>>608
>>609

Thanks for the help guys =)

A cat is fine too

I heard by the news that a company in the US launched the rental friends service recently.
I had a fixed idea that all American people are outgoing and cheerful and have lots of friends like american dramas.
So when I know the service, I was surprised that lots of lonely people exsist even in the US.

a woman is shouting outside right now, though it's 4 am.
I cant catch up, but Im scared...

>>614
Cosmetic surgery is only covered with very strict guidelines. One cannot
have cosmetic surgery, for example, if they feel their nose is too big,
or if they want a better looking mouth. They would have to go to a private
surgery for that. However, if the surgery is for facial reconstruction in
the event of an injury, then it will be done through state funding. Some
state-funded hospitals do have clinical trials for machines and drugs, so
a lot of the machinery and procedures are state-of-the-art. But only available
to those who really need it. In short, healthcare is free as long as the patient
needs it to be able to function effectively in social and working environments.

>>605
Good luck with your interviews. Just practise a lot and have confidence in
yourself. South-east Asia can be a crazy place, but I have some good memories
there.

>>616
Wow, I am relived to know I'm not the only one. My friends and I are exactly like that.
I admit to having only a few close friends who I can confide in. To be exact, only two.
I haven't been in touch with one of them for nearly 2 years. I talked with the other one
a couple of weeks ago, but it was a conversation through e-mail. Nonetheless, every time
we see each other for the first time in quite a long time, we just start chatting as if
we had seen each other the day before. It sometimes feels funny, but that's how we have
been with each other.

>>617 you speak the truth.

>>617
I don't figure out what kind of stupid you are talking about if there's only
one kind of stupid, but friends are something you can be stupid with and enjoy
being stupid with, and it's really a fun thing to do. Also I woulnd't agree with you
that friends will ALWAYS let you down. Friends may let you down sometimes, but as far as
I'm concerned, it's not always that my friends let me down, anyways.

I like miso ramen, how about you?

I like miso ramen.too. We go together.

I usually like syouyu(soy sauce) ramen and sio (salt) ramen.
But It's difficult to find a exquisite one especially sio.

I think sio ramen goes with marine products.
I like the sio ramen which has a lot of luxuriouw marine products.

I too prefer syouyu ramen and sio ramen. Almost all of the tonkotsu ramen I have eaten
tasted so rich that I would soon get tired and was not able to eat it all. Many people say
that that rich flavored taste is what tonkotsu ramen is all about, but I personally like plain
tasted ramen much better.

Do you know "山頭火"?
This ramen house serves tonkotsusio ramen.
I think it isn't oily, but if anything it's near to tonkotsu,so it has thick roast porks.

Is Santoka really that good? I know the chain has a restaurant in Mitsuwa in NJ,
but I never tried ramen noodles there.

I just reviewed what I've written on >>628 and remembered about the friend who I mentioned earlier
I haven't been in touch with for almost 2 years. He once let me down big time when I realized that he
had divulged to a friend of his who's a total stranger to me, a secret that I wanted to keep between
him and me. This was rather more of a shock to me and got me so upset that I even determined not to
confide in him never again... Yet, it's good to have friends, I would say.

Yes, it is!
Of courese tastes differ , but I like it.
I'm astonished that Santoka is in the U.S. I don't know.

maybe 5 or 6 years ago, I used to eat Santouka ramen.
what I thought about Santouka ramen in those days is its taste is somewhat sweet.

you probably doubt it.
but trust me, if you eat once, you would understand what I said.

>>638
Sweet flavored ramen... That sounds awful to me (if I can be honest with you...) I myself have never been to
Santouka, but your mentioning made me curious.

I don't live near Santouka now.
I was glad that the instant cup ramen of Santouka released then,
but it can't catch the taste,smell and the texture of the noodles.
I found it rather disappointing.

Those kind of ramens have never satisfied me even if it use raw type noodles.

ramen is overpriced and overrated.

So I love instant ramen.

Instant ramen sucks!

I've got a sudden urge to eat ramen.

Eat curry!

"The climate of the earth is much milder than that of my planet,"
Jelly said. He(hermaphrodite creature)is my alien friend.
His real name is Bod,but I named him to distinguish him from my friend Bob.
He seems like a jellyfish,so I named him "Jelly."
I said to him that I thanked him for coming on behalf of human beings.
The future of this planet depends on whether I can live at peace with Jelly.
He likes ramen and curry,too.I'll go to Santouka together.

Go to COCO Ichi!

well, i will cook curry!!
i wanna eat it! eat it!!

Please do not talk about curry while I'm eating diarrhea.

what!???????????????

the curry tastes diarrhea.
the diarrhea tastes curry.
which shoud i choose...

The problem worked out already.
If you've been eating only curry every day for a week,
your poop( dilute it with water,OK) will become what?
Let's try in person!

try it yourself.

Health care bill was passed and signed. Most of the middle-class Americans
will be covered with insurance. But there lies a long road before them to getting
proper medical care. Will the day come when the dog-eat-dog world end?

In Japan, health care system will be broken down, following the breakdown of pension system.

How do you know?

Japanese people no more believe in bureaucracy.

Japan has adopted universal health insurance system after WWII, but it's very likely that
the system will collapse in 30 years. Then most of the Japanese are obligated to
take out private insurance policy and many of them will be left uninsured. In this sense,
Japan is going just the opposite direction. More than half the Japanese are becoming
working-poor, and some of them would not get proper medical care at hospitals.

You are right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrztlFdVwNk#t=4m48s

Yuna has an ugly personality,doen't she?
Why did she put her luggage on the Mao's seat?
Why was she useing a cellular phone the interview to Mao.?
She is an obvious typical Korean.
Why am I displeased at the match of the figure skating whether Mao wins or loses?

>>661
Yea,I can't stand that bitch who smells like a Kimchi.

I love Kimchi though.

I like native kimchi.

i like japanese kimchi though.

native kimchi = japanese kimuchi

oops. i did not know that.
i like native kimchi too, though.

Her pussy smells like Kimchi.
I love it when I taste hers.
The stinging flavor blends into the scent of vaginal secretion,
and they play a supreme harmony.
I took some red pepper and smear it to the pussy.
She cried in joy and agony.

>>668
'gasp ''gasp ' (´Д｀；)

Your noise is bleeding.

>>661
６：０１
She spits.

I think she's TSUN-DERE type.
She wants to appeal for Mao so much.

I don't think so.She appears to have a kind of personality disorder.
Rrigh TSUN-DERE isn't nasty.
She is ugly. We must take sports from Korean.

Hello everyone :) I am American. Have any of you ever heard of Kentucky? It is a state in america. I've lived there for 24 years. some people think only rednecks live in kentucky, however this is not true.

When I heard that name, I cannot help remembering fried chicken.

>>675
We do have fried chicken here, but not everyone eats it. It isn't much bigger here than it is anywhere else in America. I do like it, though.

Put your textbook English aside and show us some Southern English you usually speak down there.
I'm curious about Southern dialects.

>>677
TOYOTA sucks!

How's that, dude?

Sure they do, because the headquater is in Aichi.

>>677

Haha, alright. I'm trying to think of an example of a sentence with a lot of "Southern" English.

Something like "I'm fixin' to go on down yonder to the holler, I reckon ya'll was gonna be there too?"

Translated into proper English, this would read "I'm about to go to the hollow over there. I assume you all will be there too?"

Note: a "hollow" is a type of valley, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley#Hollows
Also, "over yonder" is a place other than "here" or "there", similar to あそこ.

Now, this is very extreme, and I rarely actually hear people talk quite like this, but it's just an example.

The biggest difference between Southern American English and other American English dialects is the pronunciation, however.

I read only あそこ .

>>680
Whatever that is, it looks pretty awesome. I wonder what they go to a "holler" for?
Thanks though, really.

>>680
Is it true of the question that such a pronunciation becomes popular among young people according to a hip-hop influence?

like "WAZZAP" "FA KYU"

>>680
Typically, there will be a small community or group of houses built in a "holler". Some people use it similarly to "subdivision", or a small group of homes built around the same time.
Often, especially in the Appalachian areas, such as in eastern Kentucky, many of the people in a "holler" will be members of the same family.

I know some people say Dizzy Land.

nezumy land?

I was curious about where Kentucky is located in the U.S.. so consulted a world atlas at hand.
The area of the state is relatively small bur maybe bigger than that of Japan.

>>661
Finnish person here, it seems figure skating is serious business in japan and korea
But i think bronze is good.

>>687
In terms of square kilometers, Japan is actually about three times larger as Kentucky.
Kentucky is closer to America's northern border with Canada than it is to the Gulf of Mexico, however almost everybody still considers Kentucky to be part of "The South".
This is because during the American Civil War in the 1800s, Kentucky was part of the Confederate States of America, who were attempting to separate from the USA and form their own nation.
The Confederacy was made up of many southern American states, which are all considered to be "The South" today, at least culturally speaking.

>>683
I apologize for missing your question yesterday.
It's true that in America today, many young people have adopted aspects of hip-hop culture.
This is not only limited to pronunciation and vocabulary, but fashion as well.
This pronunciation and grammar is often referred to as "Ebonics", from "ebony", meaning black.

>>688
No, people don't generally care about figure skating.
It's just that figure skate fans in general are a bit crazy and loud,
and to make matters worse right winged people in both countries use
the Asada-Kim rivalry as a way to argue superiority of their nation.

>>689
I don't know much about the American history, which I learned, for the most part, in my school days.
When it comes to the Civil War, we tend to have a prejudice that the south was on the wrong side back then.
Because the Civil War is often told in connection with the emancipation of slaves by Lincoin .

Sorry for my poor English!!

mine is more poor than.

Send them back. Send them back to Africa!

i think, the easy gramer is better for most people, isnt it?

What is it,For　example?

What an example it is.

I'm a bit spleepy.

>>689
You from Kentuckey reminds me of this song titled "East to/of Kentuckey."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8VbYNKAvAI
I wonder if you can recognize English sentences, shouted out some times in the song.
This is a song probably from the perspective of a baby chick.
This is just a comic nonsense song so don't take it seriously but it shows
Kentuckey is associated with a fried chicken among Japanese people.

The singer isn't a professional singer and somehow in a project or something he sings
this song and maybe some others. He do a lot of things in his carrer even acting but
he's famous as a DJ for radio and TV shows. I haven't seen/listened to him on TV and radio
recently though.

He speaks English very well, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbum3Q4sh_0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMxraxEDQ64&feature=related

This is when he was young. This TV show was his signiture show and back then
this show is precious and rare source of American, UK and other Western countries's
music information for Japanese people. Japanese people me included admired his English fluency
while we watched his shows. We admire him when he speakes English with various guests on the show
A few decades has passed and still I don't think I'm not as fluent as him. Shame on me.

The show in >>698 is a revival version of this show.

It's been a long time since I heard the name Katsuya Kobayashi. He used to a center of
topic among Japanese people learning English. Well, I remember virtually everyone wanted
to be like him.
I haven't seen him speak English for a while, but now I see him speak and find that he still is
a great speaker of English. These TOTO members get along with him so naturally.
I still don't see many Japanese people who casually interact with native speakers even today.
Speaking of Kobayashi, I didn't like his voice because it was too nasal at first. But his proficiency
of English exceeds everything else which is required for a DJ.

Also, TOTO is a great band. They epitomize the typical 80's professional musicians.
They had enough musical skills to play "music", which is totally different from crappy rock
bands nowadays. Personally I believe that the 80's is the most shining days of pop music.
The songs in that era had a magnetic power to captivate listeners. Almost everyone listened
to the radio and knew every top 40 song played on it.

>>688
Do you have a souna at your place?
And do you get whiplashed with branches of some plants
afterwards?
Kitos.

>>701
And roll in the snow naked afterwards, too. Maybe...

Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita.

Sounds like a lot of fun!

>>701
Yes i have.
I have used branches only once. Leaves fell off and got stuck on my back.
>>702
I dont think my neighbors would appreciate it.

hullut suomalaiset

Vote for BNP. Admit jews and ethnic British in the party.
Then, at the time you have the power of majority, turn around
abruptly and expel all the jews and non-whites.
It's a secret blitz plan.
It's a submarine approach.
I'am counting on you, イギリス人. You know your duty and what to do
next.

now that Kamenashi's drama is over, what is there to watch?
cartoon Kattun is also over...
I watch Tokyo Dogs now, Oguri Shun looks so fine.

7.9%

He looks great in his black suit. I like his voice too.
He looks so serious though. A serious face is not entertaining.
I see too many of them at work.

the ending theme, Exile's Futatsu no kuchibiru
is awesome.

7.9

>>711 what about 7.9%? is it the dorama rating?

and if it is the rating, do you have something interesting to say, rather than
type in some stupid numbers.

What a boring person you are.

I could not care less about a drama's rating.
If it is fun and engaging, I watch it. Most drama lack a good storyline,
so I watch if the actors are good looking.

I think people who look at ratings are only a special breed of otaku.

7.9 my penis size

so what?

7.9mm, I guess.

7.9 usual penis size
8.2 erected penis size
I have the world record of smallest penis change in size from normal
to erection.

Poor thing.

I think it is his IQ

pathetic

how should i do for to measure mine?
mine is a little caving.

on a discussion thread titled.. "should we ban the burga"
(burga is the garment which Afghan muslim women put on..)
..my funny friend used to say this:
What I find most disturbing about the burqa is the inherent sexism associated
with it. Rather than banning it, why not make it compulsory for all
fat ugly people of both genders?

Putting on burqa in public school is prohibited in France, isn't it?

Oh, sorry burqa is a darth-vader like costume.
What I meant is scarf. Burqa goes without saying.

headscarf is usually called hijab (but seems like it also, occasionally refers to long dress)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijab
http://www.alhannah.com/hijab.html
http://www.hijabgirl.com/

all black..long garment is nijab.

..or nigab.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niq%C4%81b

France is a complete mess thanks to their uncontrolled immigration
policy.
Meanwhile they mainatin their elite education system which effectively
excludes muslims and non european french and the poor.
Graduates of Grandes ecoles are to be deployed to responsible positions for
bearucrat and technocrat regardless of the marjority-take-all rule.

The thread which I saw was the one triggered by this news..about UK
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8464124.stm
UKIP chief Nigel Farage calls for burka ban

(but of course.. it was inspired by French burka ban..
I'm not sure how French immigration law is "lax" compared to UK's..
at least British law had been lax ..for accepting them from Common Wealth
countries.. and now a lot of problem in both places

darth wader costumes should be compulsory for 2ch users.
They should be properly segregated from the society.

I heard thta George Lucus was eager to make a sequel
or prequel to Star War's series.
I must be a big happy suprise to Star Wars fans.
Avatar chaged his mind to never produce live-Star Wars series
again.

In today's technology, can it be possible that young mark hamill
and harrison ford revivded on the screen?
I wanna see it.

George Lucas created everything and ruined everything about star wars.

>>728
Japan will face the same kinds of problems soon with the government policy
of accepting increased number of immigrants without having any
specific policies as to how to deal with those new people with different
cultural backgrouds.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against accepting immigarants, but it's just
that the unpreparedness is something that bugs me.
Remember what happened with uncontrollable Asashoryu and the incapable stable master?
Japan could be the uncapable stable master and could face lots of problems
with immigarants like Asashoryu who don't care to understand and conform to
the way things are done in Japan.

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sup guise

This thread is lifeless, loveless, boring. There is no action.
No passion. You are dull beyond belief.

Ever since the Democratic Party of Japan has started to take the leadership in Japan,
there is a debate over whether Japan should accept immigrants from overseas or not.
Even the political rights of these immigrants, to vote and to be voted, are discussed.
This has been a pledge of the party but many citizens have been against it, since it
would become difficult to maintain the public safety inside the country if the policy
was granted admission.
I personally believe that accepting this policy is absurd. In some countries in Europe,
such as Netherlands and Germany, in fact, the endowment of political rights to foreigners
are causing many problems. This policy seems to be even destroying these nations.

But, but... I love gaijin<3

Obama just passed a law regarding health care. From now on, all the fast-food chain stores must
put calorie counts on their menus. Even McDonalds, too. Will it change American people's behavior
to prefer high calorie food? I don't think so. Some of them may look at the menu and stop eating
heavy stuff that might lead to obesity. But others, not. They don't care about their diet no matter
what, until hell freezes over.
Japanese food are known for its low calories. But many Japanese people prefer high calorie
American-style dinings to their traditional diets. Before Meiji era, they used to eat only fish
as protein, except for some reindeer, canard, and boar meat on special occasions. They
struggle to lose weight desperately in spite of realizing the cause of their obesity. Bad eating
habits. according to Time magazine, People do not need to take a lot of exercise to lose weight,
but they can, only by improving their diet. If you want to lose weight, kicking the bad eating
habits is the easiest way. How about eating fish instead of meat? Fish contains less fat,
a lot of polyunsaturated fatty acid, and even DHA, which makes you look younger and improves
memory.
Going back to the traditional diet will change your everything, because you are what you eat.

Yes, the ideal solution is not to give foreigners right to vote,
kick them all out and eat only traditional food.
The world would be a better place if every country sticks to their own.
Anything else should not be tolerated.
2ch should be banned too. There are too many freeloaders not contributing to the economy.
They should be forced to wear the Darth Wader outfit, and banned from voting.

>>625 イギリス人
I arrived at the country today and am practicing the job interview
in English at a hotel righ now. Anyway thanks.

Obma's improvement of Health care system does not change anything in US, but adults
belonging to the lower middle layer' ll get to be able to receive medical services when they are
ill, differing from the time up until now. Fast food chains such as McDonald might offer
people some menus they say are health, though I think they often aren't worthy of health.
Health will get to be the keyword attracting a lot of customers.

im american and i love george bush and i want you all to suck my big american dick

Sometimes a girl from canada says "okidoki" or something like that.
What does it mean ?

It means "it's time to wake up".

wake up what ?

>>738
And we love you <3

YOU NEED TO TELl me why you study english?

Cuz I like the sound of English language, more than Japanese.

>>749
i kinda understand what you mean.
especially,i like the sound of "experience"

Thank you for a response.
Are you talking of sounds of individual words? What I mentioned above was something
like continuous sound between words, and the rhythm of a sentence it has when it spoken.
It sounds like Haiku, with rhythm of 5 7 5.

>>742
So finally the Mcdonalds workers with TB will be able to get medication and treatment?

>>751
oh,i see.
but my pronunciation is not so well,i think.
so,it will take me forever to understand correctly what you mean.

how do you stady about pronunciation, if youd like?

>>744
Perhaps she means "okey dokey", which is like a silly way of saying "OK".

Hello! Canadian here. Checking out 2ch for fun and saw this thread, so does anyone wanna chat?

>>750
as far as sound goes, one of my favorite English words is "Federation."
In Japanese, I really like 式（しき） and 月（つき）. But only when
they're pronounced as "shkee" and "tskee" respectively, not when the
/i/ and /u/ in the first syllables are stressed.
In German, I like any compound word that contains "Geist," such as
"Geisterhand," "Zeitgeist" or "Geisterfahrer."

>>753
>how do you stady about pronunciation, if youd like?
me, I mostly watch videos and listen to music.
When, while reading, I come across an English word of which I do not know the
pronunciation, I sometimes look it up at dictionary.reference.com, which
has audio clips or at the very least IPA for most of its entries.
For Japanese, I unfortunately haven't found anything similar yet
(I use kotobank.jp as my main dictionary, but it doesn't have
audio clips. Jim Breen's JDIC does have audio clips,
but it's a bilingual dictionary, which I generally try to avoid
in favor of monolinguals).

>>756
i really appreciate you.
i guess the way of watching videos is good way.

because i am sick of studying english recently although i like english itself.

anyway,thank you very much.
i will certainly try your ways.

Yes. Watching dramas and movies is a good way to learn a language.
First, try to understand the gist of the story.
Second, try to listen to the details using the subtitles.
Third, look up the dictionary and understand the meaning of what is said.
Fourth, repeat every line along the subtitles.
Fifth, follow and read aloud every line without looking at the subtitles.
Finally, memorize every line.

forget about learning English...

Are you good kissers? Are Japanese guys good at kissing?

that is more important.

it is dishonorable for Japanese to fail at a kiss.
If the kiss does not please his opponent, he must bite off his tongue.

>>741
Did you do the job?

Kissing asses is very important yes.

>>760 are you some sort of samurai? you speak of kissing
as if it is fighting. opponent sounds as if you see your partner
as enemy.

biting tongues off is violent. you should be gently cut it off with your katana.

phew. you are unable to think of peaceful things. even kissing turns into a fight.
no wonder you guys are lonely.

Nobody is lonely as you :)

>>764 not really. I have multiple personalities.

After I kiss someone, I bite off their tongue and shout "BANZAI!"

Then I bite off my own tongue.

I'm tired because I looked around the five classes every day since the start of new semester.

You are gorotesque.766

>>766
Ew...
Fuck off! You perv

>>767
Are you a freshman?
I just transfered to university from collage.
Classes havent started yet but I'm already tired, probably as you are, coz the system to take classes is so complicated...

sorry for talking about myself

>>768
>>769
You guys hurt my feelings. Let's kiss and make up.

BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!

>>770
Thank you for response.

I'm a senior. This week I look around for selecting the classes to take.

Foreign students?
You must really ambitious.Go for it!

I hate the complex system too.
Moreover,since I've selected classes irresponsible til last year,
A lack of units of professional education courses troubles me.

test

Hi Guys.

wassup?

I've got a problem.

What

Guys where did everyone go? When did this thread become like this?
Why is the Brit Man still here when all the other people are gone?

not up to me

Which language are you talking in?

I think it's just because a lot of people haven't been able to make posts due to the recent restriction by moderators.

Ok, let's chat now then.

>>755
HI GUY

The thread is quiet, only Kame fans and tongue slashing samurai kissers on board.

wow

I have been banned to post on this thread.Now I'm back again.
Do you know the this week's hottest phrase in Japan?
That's "Stand up, Japan".

were you sitting all this time?

>>768 I don't want to kiss you. It is inappropriate to display affection in
front of everyone on Japanese bulletin boards.

Besides I would prefer you to use your samurai skills on more
useful things.

i meant >>771, not 768.

The party STAND UP JAPAN has been formed with great fanfare.

「そちらはまだかなり寒いのでしょうか。取引を再開は何月になれば可能ですか？」
お願いします。

Kiss a samurai and you'll get hurt.

well, i cant post at most board.
i am feeling sad and boring.
this is a test.

Hello.

>>794

Hello.

>>791

Is it very cold yet? When can I restart to deal.

Hello everyone,my handlename is Umechi.
I've been writing at the Owarai-kobanashi board for about 6years.
I'm a student(1grade) of an University of Foreign Studies who
still have non-confidence to my writing English(including Speaking)...
So,I'm gonna do my best in here.
I will come here if I have something to write.
Everyone,please remember me.

※私より英語に長けている方、もし、私の上記の自己紹介文に
　 間違いがありましたら、訂正お願いします･･･。

Your handlename is a bit weirld.
What is that derived from?

omfg
Say, is there Polish here?
it seems Polish president was killed by a plane crash.

>>798
When I'd came the Owarai-Kobanashi board for the first time,
I'd used a handlename,"ウメッチ"(It has non-meaning).
But when I was a highschool student(2grade),I thought "I think
it's time to change my handlename".
So,I shortened the handlename "ウメッチ" and turned it into"埋地".
This is just a phonetic equivalent(Haha).

Shut up and go away (Haha).

>>800
You are so cute indeed, and also sexy if you are a woman.

I love you(´・ω・｀)

Okay, you have to be polite to others here if you use a handle name.

I get up in the afternoon every day.
I'm using 'MacBook Late2009'. I'll buy 'iPhone 3GS' tomorrow.
Can we jailbrake 'iPhone 3GS'?

>>804
OK,I see.

>>802
We love you, too<丶｀∀´>

what TV program are you wathing now?

I'd been banned for many days and couldn't posted here at all,

Looks like nobody is here...now is my chance!
Nullpo

>>810
GATTTTTT!!!

>>810 Nope,
Everybody is already back here.

>>811
lol
>>812
C'mon man! It was a joke!

Shut up and go away.

>>814
gtfo

what do you gtfo mean?

Gtfo stands for get the fuck out.

Is it equivalent to shove off?

I'm not sure...maybe yes maybe no
honestly, I could't careless lol

Good morning everyone!
Nullpo

>>820
good moning everyGATTTTe!!!!

what does INDEED mean ?

can anyone tell me?

Nope

Hello

Hisashi Inoue died...how sad

Takuya Kimura too, oh gosh.

Nobody's here?
U guys talk! It's just so lame talking here alone.
Lol I guess it can't be helped.
Listen guys, here is the breaking news!
Polish president just died due to a plane crash.
Omg...how could this happen?

More often than not, some mechanical trouble with the plane and gravity cause a crash to occur.

>>828
I don't mean to be rude but you don't get it, do ya?
Or you pretend not to notice? I wonder...

Good Gosh! You guys make me sad...So be it!
Now I've got to ask his help...Shimura〜〜〜

the ice age comes in on any airline company, grief.

- It happened because Putin didn't like him.

Hello, everyone! I'm an university student in the second year and major
in British and American literature. I also like studying English, but
frankly speaking, I'm not good at English, so I would appreciate it if
you could give me useful knowledge about English through this board. Be
that as it may, I will make many efforts.

>>833
Okay! You see a X at the upper right or left of your computer screen?
Click it. And don't come back.

I
W
O
N

Deos anyone here watch Angel Beats?

>>834
Okay, and why are you here for?

hey hey, you should not get away.
here is very good place endeed.
but that is for a disabled person.

I think foreigners who put their eyes on this thread should realize this is
the retarded kids' place

I always wonder why foreigners post here.
There is 4chan. Why come here?

Because shit attracts flies.

>>839
Who cares? And quit calling them foreingners if you know what I mean.
btw I'm not a kid rofl

>>841
That means you are trying so hard to let them join our chat here?
Thx man! I really appreciate it lol

does 4ch have the exclusive viewer?

>>843
What? I don't understand.

>>845
You don't eh? That's too bad...Oh w8! it's better this way =)

Why you are further showing that your retarded, having no sense for chatting,
but only...??? They would never come back here

>>844
It is called 4chan. 4-ch is a tiny site that no one goes to.

And no, 4chan does not have a viewer application. Neither does it need one,
since it does not archive threads and is generally more usable than 2ch.

I have checked 4chan now. How useless!

Read >>1 =)

The idiot who tells foreigners to leave this thread is truly retarded.
Obviously he has no sense of the internet.

OK from me to all who leave this thread:

Baby please come back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg949NYaqv4

まずは、中学生の英語からやり直すかな！

「中学英語これで総復習」みたいな問題集でいいのあったら教えてちょんまげ。

1年後には、TOEICで860点を目指すよ！

おっさん誤爆しちゃったよ！ごめんめんめんらーめん。

>>807
I don't love you.
（ ´∀｀）σ)Д`＞

>>852
Get a life lol

>>851
Didn't you voluntarily say good-bye before?
And come back now?
Anyway you are free to come here.
I didn't tell anybody to leave.

I'm telling you to leave.

I'm giving you my fart.

chocolate is yum-yum.
Is it a kind of candy?
hmmmmmm
idk haha!

>>856 No I have never lef here before. The song is for those who leave.
It can be 2ch users...
It can be your lover... open to interpretation

Liar.

No honestly I am here 24/7. I love this hostile environment.

即レスｗ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DW848GRviA

american a fucking guy gave me this.watch it and he said "be cool"

ehh where are you guys?

Tell us your whereabouts first

I don't have fixed adress.

HOMELESS!!!

i can not connect 2ch.

Good for you!

>>867 is not >>865.

I am in the UK. Flights are cancelled due to the Eyjafjallajökuld volcanic ash precipitation.
However I am not travelling anywhere so it is irrelevant to me.

>>871
I wonder how you pronounce Eyjafjallajökuld...but anyway,
what's the color of the air in UK right now?
Is it grey due to the ashes from Island?

Foreigner has entered the building! Call me Naba,
or just call me an idiot, your call.

I shall dispense with everything I know of Western Culture,
English language, and Commonwealth cooking.
(I still don't know if Japan has househusbands).

>>822

'Indeed' is an Agreement. Sansei, Sou da, whatever. It is considered
as a formal word, used by older people and distinguished (Rich) people.

'So what you're saying is, investments in the Dow Jones are expected
to have a 20% increase over the next decade?'

'Indeed.'

What's the Commonwealth cooking?
Yorkshire pudding and stuff?

chi ba is

Today,I bought a novel,1Q84 vol.3.
I'm reading it now...

The sky is somewhat a pale blue, with some clouds and some bright disc which is called
the Sun I believe. They don't have much sunlight here. Today I felt like I was choking,
I said to myself, "Oh no the volcanic ashes..".
I then saw it was the next door neighbour burning the garden waste...

I didn't like the author murakami sometimes intentionally inserts unnecessary sexual
(allusions?) ..or sex illusions with the protagonist girl
in order to maintain male readers' instinctive interest with the novel,
...maybe male readers would stick to it simply like how they watched..
Dirty Harry's violence movie starring sexy woman,
..it's quite low level. almost like anime for the nerds,
I hadn't been inclined to read after the chapter 4..yet

..Is posting on 2chan when stuck at the airport..is getting
popular passtime now?

>>879
yep.

you`re can spreaking english

damn it!! your son of a bitch!!

everybody die die die mother fucker

I am not stuck at the airport. I live in the UK.
Btw the sky is looking rather different, the blue looks paler and grayer
over Anglia. And the air is definitely stranger than before but I cannot describe it.
I don't know how asthma and hay fever sufferers will cope.

test

>>874

British-based cooking, mostly. Hotpots, Bolognese', Ragus technically aren't British,
but it's used so much in British, Ozzie and Kiwi cooking that it might
as well be, like Kimchi. Then there's Toad in the Hole, Chops, Bubble and Squeak,
Kippers, Jam pudding, Chocolate Tart, and so on.

>>876

Good choice in reading.

>>878

4chan complains about that a lot, calling the later series like
K-on and anything with a protagionist Tsundere 'Moeshit'. Is it
too much to ask for some plotline without fanservice?

882 ..Maybe all European farmers will suffer cold weather damage on their crops..
during this summer-

(4chan-) Wow. Foreigners know too much about Haruki murakami! No Japanese youth know such
thing at all..He might be..more Western author than JP author now.

..Toad in the Hole?

>>885

Oh, I do not know if they know much about Haruki Murakami, (I didn't),
but Westerners see the trend of authors, novelists and film producers
tacking in superficial romance and fanservice as a sign of poor ability
and lack of talent, and are despairing a little at
the upward tendency for this to happen.

Take the Twilight novels, which were basically fanservice about one man's
stomach and 'perfectperfectperfect face like a statue'
spread over 400 pages through 3 books.
Universally hated in the Western world, except for
the millions of frustrated preteen girls, lonely housewives
and insane cat ladies who sustain that disgusting juggernaut.
We hate things like that. But since it sells, we're going to see more of it.

Toad in the Hole is a traditional British comfort food: You make a batter
without butter, wrap sausages in bacon and lay them in a roasting dish
with the batter (You boil some oil in the dish and then put the batter in to
precook the bottom). You serve it with Onion Gravy, it's a little unhealthy
but damned good to eat on a cold winter's night.

>>886
u Britz?

>>887

British? No, Kiwi. British ancestry, though.

>>888
NZ eh? Kewl!
Are you a regular here? Welcome =)

welcome to the here.

>>889

I did a little talking on the last page of this thread. Thanks for the welcome,
and please stop calling us Australia's Kansai. Much obliged.

>>890

I'm here for the welcome to the here, welcomed here well when I came here.

British food is abysmal. Well, not so interesting, anyway. A bit of
meat, some vegetables, and one of about seven different types of potato.
That's why you never see 'British Restaurants' anywhere. I guess pubs
count, though.

>>888
How would you feel if New Zealand became one of Australia's territories?
We've heard a bit about the polls over here...

>>892

That's lower class English cuisine, though. The better stuff tends to have
a helluva lot more flavour.

As for becoming one of Australia's Territories,
there's a lot of sense in doing it, but... Well, it's like virgin nervousness.
Someone gains something, someone losses something,
Someone gloats, the other one just curls up in the sheets.
It's going to happen anyway, but New Zealand's a girl,
Always putting it off because she's 'not ready'.

>>893
Still can't really think of any classy English food. Technically,
casseroles and hotpots and things are peasant food, though not so
much eaten by the lower classes these days who tend to go for fast,
cheap and easy food. Was in a supermarket last night collecting
ingredients to make a delicious tagliatelle carbonara, and the guy
in front at the checkout had a can of sausage and mash (together!)
and some tuna. Meals at schools are very British too. Processed turkey
in dinosaur shapes, ploughman's lunch, mushy peas, mashed potato, tinned
spaghetti boolognese... followed by desserts of jam roly-poly, spotted
dick (one council had its name changed to 'Spotted Richard', but changed
it back after complaints), chocolate tart... with disgustingly lumpy
custard. Everything had custard.

Do you feel any kinship with Wales?

Toad in the hole seems to look like this < 886
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Toad-in-the-Hole-III/Detail.aspx
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1071/ultimate-toad-in-the-hole

..(Twilight novel? ..Maybe it's similar to Harlequin Romance in JP..But
I didn't know what is K-on.. I just learnt what it is.lol)

>>894
Sry to interrupt, u Welsh?
Ryan Giggs rulez! ...Well, I no Id better shut up lol

I wonder how many people overseas are luriking in this thread.
When one seem to be gone, another appears as if he/she fills the gap.
A short file ago, there was a person from Kentucky, US and once he/she
seem to be gone, then a person from NZ appears.

Even though foreigners who often post here changes as this thread goes on,
one thing never changes, which is this thread's anthem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XSGqO7vwk

Don't forget Igirisu-jin's theme song, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKyZR39jf4

Ur hideous eng. never changes, either.

what is my theme song then? I am the Kame girl

>>899
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bR-eO6HIsA
This whould be nice.

>>899
This would be your theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwFUW6M99Z8

>>900 I love KyonKyon! I support KyonxKame, they are the best couple ever.
I think your choice is great, thank you.
>>901 Disgusting. Full of hate. Of cours eit won't be a theme song.

My choice of my theme song is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OeIyKoRGoM

HA!

>>894

Good home cooking doesn't have to be classy. And instant stuff is always
disgusting. As for Wales, I can't say I really feel much about it.

>>897 'Little girls come play with me'? Igirisu-jin is a terrifying man.

Spotted Dick sounds yummy!!

>>902
You must been born in Showa-era, considering from your theme song.

and so old man

Might be Japanese in her last life.

>>902
Do you listen to Ladygaga? I guess her music isn't your cup of liquorice tea.
I don't know much about her but she's now in Japan on tour starting I don't know when.
She was in Japanese music TV show last Friday.
I didn't watch it live but got to watch it on Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkeURkSwDq8

One Johnney's boy's group was on the same show as you can see at the
beginning of the video among other artists such as Perfume and Ayumi Hamasaki.

>>904

It is, it's a sponge with raisins, served with cream.

hello!^^
this is first time to come here.^^
my english is not good.(:;
but i wanna try to use it.^^

Afternoon, Pero.

Repeat after me: 'Leagues of leisurely ladies located - lolling and
lounging like lazy lizards, listing lowly and light.'

'Verified and validated, vindicated and vived, bravo and verboten,
vice and virtue.'

Those are good exercises to help you practice pronouncing v and l.

>>911　hello!^^
o.k. i'm gonna try to practice!^^
tongue twister! ha?
these re really difficult!! nn...
but thanks!^^

Here comes another cutie.
Kwaii!

>>913　hello!☆ i'm pero.^^
why dont you use h-name!?

>>911
You record the sample and upload somewhere on the web so that we
can listen to it. We need something that boosts this thread.
You can receive some feedback from English speaers.

>>914
I would rather not use a handle name.
You could be attacked easily here.

what do you mean "be attacked"?++
i dont do anything wrong. ＊＊；

It was general speaking, not referring to you.
First of all, you are cute but I'm not.
I have a sharp tongue.

>>918　o.k.!^^

anyway,i wana ask you "what is sharp tongue"?
you mean you say anything that you think honestly?
even if its would be hurt someone?

>>917

People looking for mischief may attack you.

>>915

I will try.

>>920
nnn...
we are .. just a.. chatting..i think.

>>915

http://www.filehosting.org/file/details/135028/Englishtraining.wma

Here is the link. Just put in your email address and you will receive it in wma
format.

>>919
I mean just being outspoken.
I don't like attacking individual.

>>922
I take that you're American from your accent?
You have great deep voice and sound like a professional narrator.
I'm impressed. Good job!

>>923
outspoken. so...you'r good guy!^^
your english is good! anyway.
we dont need english in here japan,right?・。・
whwt makes you to use it?

>>924

Hah, no, I'm a kiwi. Most people can't place my accent. I sound British to Kiwis,
American to the British, and Canadian to everyone else.

I guess it's because I always sung my little sisters to sleep. That'd help.

>>926
Anyway, you have good voice.
I even thought you picked up the sample somewhere on the web instead of
recording yourself. Thanks.

>>925
To get another skill, surviving hardships in Japan.
Almost all the Japanese have trouble using English, you know.

>>909
Oh, Twinkies!!
At least that's what they call it in the states.

>>926
>I sound British to Kiwis,
American to the British, and Canadian to everyone else.

Igirisu-jin-san mentioned the same thing about his accent.
Being a secret agent, I guess he had to master different accents
to conceal his nationality.
He even had a Russian girl friend to learn Russian accent, lol~

Igirisu-jin's clourful accent comes from his upbringing, raised in
different countries. If he had ben raised sololy in UK, his accent would
have been British.

Wonder why this Kiwi guy's accent is recognized differently by different
people in origin. Just curious but don't mean to put my nose into the reason.
Maybe he has colorful upbringing or maybe not.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both
victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere
veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified,
and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding
vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of
volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive,
not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate
the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage
veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour
to meet you and you may call me V.

you will be banned

>>932

Aren't you supposed to be pestering /a/ about now?

>>908 I dont understand Lady Gaga at all. Yes that is NYC, a Johnny's band.
>>902 My theme song is that of a Yakuza drama. I could have chosen any song,
really.

>>931 has no sense of humor, orz

>>931

Oh, I'm just a strange person. But a little difference is good, yes?

hello!!!
anybody~~~here~~~???

Yo.

yo^^

I'll take spotted dick and chocolate turd.

yo i am fucking NIP!!!

>>941　whats chocolate turd?

test

UK seems to have a lot of weird food.

>>933-934
I simply thought it might be a bit less boring than
the tongue-twister in >>911.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26h-H6CFO-A&fmt=18
1. Rip the sound from this ↑
2. Listen to it on your mp3 player for a few hundred hours
3. CONGRATURATION! The ば行 sound in your Engrish will
have turned into an actual V.

I'll let you know when R For Roriferous hits the theaters.

>>946
I have something to ask.
The mask is familiar to me. The same masks are worn by protesters against Church of
Scientology, whose activities against the cult aren't known at all in Japan.
Do the masks they wear originate in this movie?
What's the title of the movie? What is the movie about?
Why do the protesters connect themselves to the masked man if the protesters
and the masked man are relevant.

>>946

Some google searched tells me it's title is "V for Vendetta" and it is originated
in a comic book. If you know something about a connection between the mask/movie
and the protesters against the cult, fill me in. Thank you.

Hey, I'm finally back! Missed me?

I don't know who you are. If you are the guy whose favorite ipod touch
app is free pany ditection app, I remember you.

No. That's not me. I don't even have one.

Then I wonder who you are.
Another person I remeber is a guy who study in Sweden for a year or something.
He's originally from Canada.

Why are you trying to zero in on me?
I'm a free agent, though I cheated on you guys. lol

If I don't know who you are, how can I tell you if I missed you or not.

>>948
It's hard to sum up in just a few sentences, but basically the mask in the movie is a
Guy Fawkes mask (look him up on Wikipedia). In V for Vendetta, the people who wear the masks
are fighting against an oppressive government. The Anonymous people who hate Scientology
probably use those masks because they feel that it's an evil and oppressive organization.
I'm not sure if there are other examples of protesters or revolutionaries wearing Guy Fawkes
masks, but it would probably be interesting to research.

Who is loopy in Japan?

>>956
Increasingly loopy?

Hi how are you there..

>>957
Loopy king of tax evasion.

>>958
What you ate for lunch is a matter of discussion here.

hello,^^everyone!!^^ kune~kune~ ヘヘ

What are you going to eat for dinner?

>>962　nnn...i havent desided yet.^^ how about you?^^☆

I just had an English muffin with fried fish and some cheese in between.
It was good. yum.

wow!!☆　sounds delicious!!!^^

are you a student? anyway.^^ >>964

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>>962

Had a little Cabinet Merlon, sided with Lasanga and a Green salad.

>>961

See, the thing about Japanese Onomaetopeia is that we can't tell
what the ass they mean. What is kunekune?

>>967
Even people like yourself can tell >>966 seems like the characters are waving or
undulating, wouldn't you say?

muffin means pussy in some context as far as I know.
And Lady gaga's lyrics, "bluffing with my muffin" becomes controvercial
as far as I know. Why does muffin mean pussy? It's shape? I doubt that.
If you know why, give me a response.

>>967
never mind^^ kune~kune~ has no meaning.^^
when you shake your bottom, we use this onomaetopeia.＾。＾；

>>966
i am sprised

　　　　　　　　 　　 (⌒⌒)
　　　　　 ∧_ ∧ （　ブッ　）
　　　　　( ・ω・` ) ノノ〜′
　　　　 　　（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
　　　　　　　/__ノωヽ__）

>>970
kune kune has its own meaning. It's just you use it out of context in
the post. And it's just you can't explain the meaning in English.

>>973
In a sense, >>966 is like kune-kune.

I hate my stubborn old father.
All poiosn parents go to hell.

>>975 relax ^o^__~

>>955
Thank you very much. I looked him up in Japanese wikipedia and there was an entry about him.
(Yes, it's much easier for me to read Japanese instead of English wikipedia.)
It seems like there was an historic incident that dates back to 16th
century involving him. Exploion plot or someting.
I didn't imagine the mask has such a meaningful historic background.

>>967
Kune-kune is an onomatopeia that describes how snakes move.
Kune-kune can also be used how a human body, especially hips are moved,
a good example could be the hip movement of Elvis Presley.

>>972 ww

>>978
Good explanation. For visual aids, these videos help him understand
the nuance better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i_mcuI2mFU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad5S9AHc8T4

Kune kune can mean the way of winding road, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smaR9j5bHtk

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 141
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1271770232/

blah!

Use this thread.

>>977
He was one of a group of plotters planning to blow up parliament, while
the king was in attendance. The plot was uncovered, and he was found in
the cellars, with barrels of gunpowder. They came pretty close to their
goal. We celebrate November 5th as 'Bonfire Night', or 'Guy Fawkes Night'.
A load of people get together and burn an effigy of Guy Fawkes on a bonfire,
and set off fireworks.

I don't really know if we're celebrating that he was caught, or that he almost
managed to do it.

埋

no one write on this thread.

mottainai!!

Let's using this thread.

>>984
Thank you for the info.
Other than the event, sometimes you are not sure what a particular event
is celebrated as time goes by. It's just that it's celebrated as everybody celebrates it.

My anus is about to erupt like Eyjajaskull.

埋

>>989

My brother just shat his pants. Needless to say, my whole house smells horrible.

I know Americans' shit smells more horrible han Japanese' cuz they eat meat more often than us.
You'd better pinch your nose by clothespin.

>>991
For some reason that sounds cute unless he's a middleaged man.

>>991
Tell me your favorite Scotch wisky.

Cutty Sark.

埋

埋

埋

埋

英語のことなら、Ｌの談話室で

このスレッドは１０００を超えました。
もう書けないので、新しいスレッドを立ててくださいです。。。