Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 139

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 138
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Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

Here is the place to have a ball!!!!!

>>1
Good job, idiot.

Third!

GJ!!

>>1
nice job and go to die!
what the fuck is wrong with chatting in japanese? this is japan and japanese
language is a most sofisticated language in the human-being history.
we should chat in japanese instead of chatting in english.
japanese is beautifull!

hello, nice to meet you
im new here

Handed in my resignation last week. Two more weeks and I'll be a
NEET again!

i went to three job interviews.
i did not get any of the jobs.
now i need to search again.


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>>8
You can have mine if you want.

>>9
what is it?

>>10
I'm a web designer/developer with a database and general admin role as well.
Have to design both for web and print, as well as doing the back-end programming.
In addition, I have to deal with networks and any problems that happen. And
clients. Having to speak to accountants every day. Even though accountants
are very dull outwardly, when you have to deal with them, they're extremely
bipolar and manic. It's surprising that you don't hear about accountants
going on shooting sprees.

>>11
i don't know how to do that

C'mon all neet suckers, unite !!!!11!11

>>12
You can pretend. He won't notice any difference. What would your
ideal job be?

ちょっと前、あるネットゲームで出会った外人との会話。

外人　『Japanese！　Japanese！』
俺　『うっせえよ毛唐、英語が世界の共通語とかナチュラルに思ってんじゃねえよ』
外人　『hmm…』

俺　『Fack you』
外人　『oh』

外人　『miss spell』

外人　『Fuck you』

俺　『Fuck you』

外人　『good！』

その後、一緒に冒険に出かけ、友人になった。

>>15
Sounds interesting.
What's the name of the game?
If you don't mind, I wont to join you.

Let's play
moving your hand up and down your penis whilst looking at erotic images

What if North Korea launches the Taepodong missile while jerking off?

>>18
They don't have a lot of military strength.
If they launched a nuclear missile they would be crushed by the armies of other countries.

Better cum before it comes.

What if nobody tells you that it comes?
I would cum after it came.

It is difficult for me to say with complete accuracy.

Well, I suppose that's that.

Shut up and just fucking do it.

How does that sound?

That's fair.

The sound of a survived crow caws " ahou ahou".

Don't let it bother you.

>>7
Take your time and relax until you get another job.

Time is money. Live hard at full force!

I've got so many feelers out. I should be hearing something next week.

You are a monkey. Jerk hard at full force!

Come to think of it, there's no great hurry about your finding a job.

Wanto to fuck with me?

I don't give a damn.
By the way, when I said I wanted to leave,
the senior partner went so far as to offer me a small raise.

We live in a world of shit.

Watch it ! all 2cher

>>16
I'd been playing the game whose name is'Monster Hunter Freedom2G', which is not often a meet eater.
hahaha..

hav u ever tried that?>>16. that game would be great.

do u happen to hav some time today? lets go ahead,play one.

Almost all the inhabitants in here prefer a Sushi.
They are a Sushi adict.
Althouth they eat a Sushi, they are not eat Tenpura.

You mean to say that in all our life we have never once eat Tenpura.

I eat a Tenpla, although they rarely eat a Tenpla.

Hey folks, what is your New Year's resolution? Someone might have already brought it up but let me ask again.
Is there any project you want to work on this year? Any lifestyle change you want or any bad habit to kick?
Tell me about your commitment and how you are going to achieve it. "Fuck it" could be one, of course.
As for myself, I'm going to quit smoking although I think it's gonna take a lot of will power and discipline.
I might use nicotine patches or lozenges for some time, though, if withdrawal is severe enough.

>>14
Hey, welcome back home!
We've heard that Europe (including England) is very cold and
some are dying, so it's probably a good thing that you get to stay
home and do make-over with your hats to your hearts content.
Do you think it'll be difficult for you to find the next job, or
with your background, it should be easy.
I'm asking this because finding a decent job seems to be rather hard
in japan these day...
Anyway, keep warm and post here if you are ever bord!

I have already given up smoking.
I regard my resignation as an aooportunity to give up smoking.

I start thinking giving up toro piece sushi.

While Igirisu-jin is here, I want to ask him if Brits got talen and X factor are
two different things. I think the former is where Suan Boyle took an auditon
and the latter is also an auditon program, if I'm not mistaken.

The reason why I ask this question is I'm confused a little bit after I read
the news that Simon will quit being American Idol's judge and dedicate his time
being a judge of X factor. I was like, X factor? Never heard of it. Another audition show?
But wait, he is a judge of Brits Got Talent so X factor is another name of Brits Got Talent?
IF they are different shows, does it mean he will be a judge of X factor while being a judge of
Brits got Talent?

does 2ch like our (4chan's) wiki?

http://soranowoto.wikia.com/wiki/So_Ra_No_Wo_To_Wiki


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I don't watch anime so I can't tell, but it looks like you might need to do some more research on it.

>>43
Thank you! It feels like a huge amount of weight off my shoulders, and
tasks are being piled onto my successor, whom I am having to train. I'm
trying something a little different for the next job - going into
self-employment and selling my services directly. Only time will tell how
that turns out... As for the weather, depending on the area, it's been as
low as around -25°C. How's your winter been?

>>46
The 'Idol' shows started off as 'Pop Idol', by a British talent manager
called Simon Fuller. It's spread pretty far and wide (was watching clips
from Ukraine Idol the other day), but is a different show to Got Talent
and X Factor.

Pop Idol only lasted two series here before being replaced by Simon Cowell's
X Factor. X Factor is pretty much the same format; auditions to try and find
a winning musical artist (either solo or a group) through elimination.

Britain's Got Talent (also by Cowell) tries to find people with impressive 'talents',
which isn't just singing. As they're both produced by Cowell, he's a judge on both shows.

>>49
Thanks for clarifing things. I thought he was just one of the judges. I didn't know
he even produces both the Britain's Got Talent and X factor.
I even didn't know he's British. I thought he was an import from America and
American Idol is an imoport from America to UK.

>>49
Well, my life has been Ok so far this year, not much change from
the previous one, but stable enough.
The past week has been cold by my standard, such as down to 0℃,
but the forecast says that we'll have very warm days during this week,
so it should be very nice.
BUT, DPJ's secretary general Ozawa's secretaries have been arrested, and Japan is facing
yet another money and politician scandal, which is very bad,
because we were fed up with those during the LDP rule, that's why
we voted for DPJ hoping for a cleaner government.
Now that we know both LDP and DPJ are corrupted, which party should we
vote for in the summer upper-house election?
Komei-to? or Communist party, maybe...*sigh*

I will vote Your-Party.

I'll vote Boston tea party.

I bet the LDP and the DPJ will be mergered together.
And we will be deceived by the new party again.

What's that? Now, where did that come from all of a sudden?

The Disposal Party of Japan's fate is doomed already.
And you will hear a crow sound " ahou ahou".

I meant disposable, sorry.

Japan may have the political structure of a democratic nation,
but it is at the same time a fiercely carnivorous class society
in which the weak are devoured by the strong,
and unless you become one of the elite,
there is no point in living in this country.

If the DPJ's rule continues, those who can make as many as babies should be in the elite class.

I support any party that climbs Mt. Everest.

That kind of parties are not able to improve our lives.

They can show you how important it is to reach your own goal with determination and perseverance,
which not many politicians lack.

They don't take any bribes they don't tell a lie.

Somethin' stinks in here. Guess it's coming.

No party is better than another
The only way is to lead ourselves

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ample...

Are you taking drugs or something?

I'm a server administrator. I have some anxiety. I am shaking now.

The p2 server seems to be down. Is that what it is?

p2 server is not my affair.

Ok. All 2ch servers look fine too. http://ch2.ath.cx/
I guess you're talking about something else.

yes, I'm not a staff, but an user. I'm just a 2ch user.

apple inc has an event planned for next week.
rumors are for a new tablet device.


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The launch of Nexus might be a buzz over there but here in Japan, market
for smart phone is undeveloped including iphone.
This is because Japanese cell phones work as smartphone even thoug they
look like ordinary clam shell, slider type of phones.

Japanese mibile internet has been developing and advancing very unique way,
so it's compared to unique evolution of Galapagos islands.

I would pick an iPhone. I never liked Google anyway.

My ancestor was not an ammastor.

ammastor -> ambassador

iPhone can be bought on only one mibile carrier, called Softbank.
I'm interested in using iPhone but I have to change carriers so that
makes me hesitate to do that. I'm bound by two year contract and in Family
discount where you aren't charged with calls and email among family members.
Low rate fixed monthly fee is provided.

I always want to try iPhone app and tweeting from iPhone but the reasons
I mentioned above and some paperwork to change carriers makes me give the
second thought about that.

Why don't you buy iPod touch?
Does your current phone have Wi-Fi router?

My main use of my cell phone is for calling and emailing so I don't need
iPod touch, with which you can't make a phone call.

Me too. It is enough for me to calling you.

I don't get it.
iPod touch is not going to turn your cell phone unavailable.

GPS function is great. I have never used it, just my imagination.

>>82
What I meant is having both iPodtouch and a cell phone is too much luxuary,
waste of money.

Fair enough.

May I ask a serious question to you?

Why do the baseball players play a game with long trousers?
Though women softball players play a game with shorts...

>>86
Why don't men wear a skirt?
The answer to the question is along the same line with a prospective answer to your question.

>>86
so people get horny while watching
which will be a good promortion to bring the sports to a higher level, pro league

>>86
Then May I ask a serious question to you?
Are you sort of a Okonomiyaki?
I guess it from your name...

Anyhow, I like a Kanitama.

I'd love to fuck a softball player. I'll put the ball inside of her mouth and the bat goes into the cunt. Don't worry, my bat will be in the ass.

>>86
What kind of tama would you prefer?
Don't say you love Kintama.

>>87
It is not a skirt but shorts.

I guess that reason as follows.
Why doesn't a baseball player play a game with shorts like the women softball players, what I wanted to say.
If a baseball player played a game with not long trousers but shorts, his skin of knee and thigh would peel off when he slided.
In a word, the reason for the baseball player to sweep long trousers to play a game is in order to protect his skin of knee and thigh.
On the other hand, if it says about a woman softball player, it seems that her skin doesn't peel off even if she slide with shorts because she has a plump knee and the thigh with thick subcutaneous.

>>93
u don' t slide with the knees...

>>93
Every people, regardless of sex, get bruised or their skin scratched if they slide without
wearing long trousers.

Protect your balls.
That's enough.

Libido begins to sing its song, shine its colors as night falls upon you.
Dawn pushes onto the back of reality, its luminescence then melts into sunshine.
One with a humble hentai heart must have a place in their heart where all their dreams and desires come true.
And now, the time has once again come to unchain your fantasies and set loose your inner beast.
Because you are born free.

someone please bring me up to speed on what's going on here

shut up and rom for a half year

Want to fuck with me?

You may or may not know but Slim Shady is in all of us.

You know why Tiger Woods flirted with lots of girls?
Coz, Slim Shady in him can't resist wispering to Tiger, "Why not have fun
with lots of girls?" When it comes to golf, he's deciplined but even he couldn't
ignore Slim Shady's whisper.

Before you take an action, you need to distinguish whose voice that is,
Superman's in you or Slim Shady in you.

Hello, it's Morning Woods.
Good Morning, Morning.

We should consider each idea apart.

What caused the sex addiction?

>>104
orgasm

What is the number of patients?

I hate some word. for example "acknowledge". too long!
What is "knowl" in "ac-knowl-edge".

Sex addiction is a a new notion psychiatrists created to rake in more money in
their business in my opinion. Let's say I'm diagnosised with sex addiction, there's
nothing they can do. That's not something to be cured or anything. That's
just a personal preferance for sex in terms of how many times you do.

>>108
when your desier for a sex gets too big and starts to interfear your job, u are considered as sick and need a help.

>>109
Tiger Woods never gets poor game records becasue of what's called "sex addiction,"
Which I believe he isn't suffering from it at all. Just flirting with lots of girls doesn't
mean suffering from sex addiction or anything.

It's mens' instinct to sleep with as many girls as possible. Almost nobody has
as much as money Tiger has so not many men can sleep with lots of girls like Tiger.

>>110
ur right. he is not an addict

I'd say sex addiction is an luxurious addiction.
Every man wants to have sex with girls but ends up doing masterbation.
They all do masterbate but still, they aren't called masterbation addiction.
Very funny.

If a man is diagnosised with sex addiction by a psychiatrist, they should masterbate
three times before going to work, then all problem is solved.
Instead of paying whopping amount of money to a dubious psychiatrist, that's more
promising, inexpensive and certain solution.

Even if sex addiction existed, why is it bad?
It's the best thing there is.

>>95
That opinion is wrong. And your opinion is too rough.
When a man slides, his skin of the knee will tear, because a mans skin of the knee will be placed between the solid earth and a hard bone of knee.
However, When a plump woman slides, her knee's damage will be less than a man's knee, because a thick subcutaneous fat plays a role of the cushion to her skin of the knee.
Therefore, a man plays a baseball with long trousers though a woman plays a softball with shorts.

In short, your balls are soft enough to avoid injury.

>>114
Don't forget bloods are running right under your skin.
Plum or fat is irrelevant.

Kimtama never makes any sense so just motherfuck him.

ちょっと前、あるネットゲームで出会った外人との会話。

外人　『Good job mate！』
俺　『i dont have job』
外人　『you have job already』

俺　『what?』
外人　『ur job is playing this game. and it can say for me too 』

その後、一緒に仕事に出かけ、友人になった。

>>118
いい話だ

Everyone!
What do you think about this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc51mxa3CfI

Who's this?

You're the 20yo pedo.

2ch is really glitchy right now.
Something wrong with its pathway, or is it a hacker's delight?

What happened here while I was away to jerk off?

You don't need to come back.

But this is the only place I cum.

I have been on this board since noon.

Hello, my name is Zodiac.

If you want to increase your English skills, why don't you go STUDY English instead of
trying to find a shortcut?

The only shortcut there is is to know that there is no shortcut!

唯一の近道は近道がないということを知ることだ

-Zodiac

You must know...
There is no mas-cut.

I'm the one and only dominator.
Wanna kiss my ass?

Yes,
When I pass the EIKEN Grade 1 test.

　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)　Sunday 　 Sunday
　　(　 　　) 　Morning !　Morning !
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Do you mean Sunday morning's 朝立ち?
Then you are in very good shape.

No, I meant Sunday Mourning!
I guess I'm in a bad shape. orz

Bwahahahahaha, you mean nothing to me.
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　　(　 ∩ミ　　Boink ! Boink !
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accomplish, achieve, attain ...

anything declare?

>>135
Afternoon 立ち is pointless, at least in Japan.
So you appear retarded.

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massan!

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50

I've just posted a question here. Much appreciated if you answered my question.

>>140
i have answered your question

>>141
Thank you! I read your post there. I posted additonal questions to make sure
if I understand the actors' lines correctly. If you have time, check them
out.

an aunt eat an ant.

>>116
Who is a man who has most stalwart thighs.
Would it be the Muay Thai player who is forging his thigh by low kicks everyday?
I suppose that a Muay Thai champion is the man who has most stalwart thighs.
Well, I have a questions to you.
Which thigh, do you think, would break a Muay Thai champion's thigh or a bunch of 8 voluptuous big women's thighs, when hiting against each other?
I want to hear your serious opinion.

Ha! I'm back!
Take that, 2ch-banning-all-of-America!

I can post from my school computer!

Does anyone remember me? I will have to look up my old tripcode.
I posted quite a bit about a year ago.

>>146
I'm afraid, if you are gone a year ago, that means you are
already history and nobody remembers you.
Why don't you re-introduce yourself for a starter?

>>147
I am a homosexual.
I like big dicks to cum in my bottom.
I prefer black men.

Hm. jook was a pretty nice guy with a girl who was studying linguistics, and he took good care of Sparky.
Homosexual and prefers black dudes? Maybe, but not that I know of.
Anyway how have you been?

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>>150
well never mind, it sucks.
for now anyhow

"Digital books" suck, end of story.
Fucking bastards.

useless piece of shit

I borrowed Amazon Kindle from a friend of mine,
and very much impressed with the design and how easy
it is on your eyes.
I really hope all the PC companies will do the same for their
PC screens, so our eyes won't get deadly tired by the end of the day.

Is there a man among you who can win, when you compare your groin with a bunch of 10 plump women's groin.
When I would die, I want to compare my groin with a bunch of 10 plump women's groins to die.

Which groin, do you think, tears when comparing by splitting groin, Asada Mao's groin or Kim Yuna's groin in figure skating?
I want to get your serious opinion!!

First of all, show us your groin.
It's the standard to compare the others.

I'm coming just now.
What are you talking about?
please tell me just 3 lines.

umm, Imakita Industry...

And Mouiku Entertainment.

"Imakita" seems that it'is called "Imakita Corporation".

tu ttp://imakitasangyou.web.fc2.com/company.html

今日はこの辺で、書き上げなきゃ。。。

First of all, you have to compare deliberately these 2 photographs.

This is Kimmy Mizener's photograph.
http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/1f/95/3b3461c8b62d8122b74d3112621ce715.jpg

And this is Kim Youna's photograph.
http://turandot.up.seesaa.net/image/Zhang.jpg

Especially, I want you to compare about both groins minutely.
Well, which groin, do you think, tears easily by the megaton pull power, Kimmy or Yuna?
If you answered, "Kim", I could recognize that you would have excellent vision.
Well, do not you think that which groin tears easily by the pull?

I can't believe you ask such a absurd question so seriously.

There is no answer for it.

The answer is in the wind.

young and old alike.

Maybe his life is in the wind...

Just as his groin is blowin' in the wind.

Light enough to be blown?

has anyone tried sucking a dick

When the groin' gets tough, the tough gets groin'!

Groin not used soon rusts.

I became fed up with groins, though it's the most important part of my body.

Stony groin' gethers no moss.

Except pubic hair...

Moreover, I want to add the very serious question that you should consider.
You should compare deliberately other 2 photographs again.

This is Emily Fuse's photograph.
http://img2.blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ybi/1/e6/22/blue_angel_copen/folder/193000/img_193000_31316122_9?1260784409

And this is Kim Yuna's photograph.
http://turandot.up.seesaa.net/image/Zhang.jpg

Especially, I want you to compare about both groins minutely.
Well, which groin, do you think, tears easily by the megaton pull power, Emily or Yuna?
If you answered, "Yuna", I could recognize that you would have excellent vision.

By the wy, when you compare the groins of both, will your penises be erected?

I bought an ona-hall in Amazon with my real name.
it was my mistake.
if others would know the truth. I can't live my life.
I don't think everyone buy porno goods with real name...

To kids from one to ninty-two.

I assume more than 90% of sex lives in Japan are masturbation.
You don't have to be embarrassing about it.
Japan is a nation of masturbaters.

I'm sure イギリス人-san is stuck in the heavy snow.
I hope he is eating his bean-on-toast alright.

Stop your kidding around

I masturbate 3 times a day.
I can't stop.
I am so lonely.

>>181
The snow has fortunately cleared. Some days, I was having to hit
the ground with a pickaxe to clear the ice, which was about 5cm
thick in some places. The local councils were unprepared for such
conditions, and the roads were not built for such a climate. After
the ice melted, there were huge potholes in the roads, which caused
shredded tyres and traffic accidents. It's warming up a little now,
though.

Beans on toast is a wonderfully simple meal. It can be nice on a morning,
or nice after coming back back home after a cold night's walk from work.
On that subject, today was my final day at the company, so now I am NEET.

Hey gaiz,
I heard that Japan was changing 「バスケット」 to 「バスキット」。Why is this? I think the original is of the closest to 'Basketball'?
Thank you

Hey boys and girls, I got a superb idea.
Why don't we mass-masturbate simultaneously to become one yet spread across the universe? Won't that be awesome?

In my baggage, there is a baked bait.
a bald man do ballet on the balloon.
he was banned from driving.

>>184
Hey, congrats and welcome to the world of NEETs!

We also had snow last night even in the Kanto areas, but it wasn't as
heavy as forecasted by the weather forecast.
But, yes, the situation over here is the same, in that systems are not
prepared for abnormalities, such as snow, heavy rains, etc.
But then, we have some snow every winter, a few big typoons with heavy rains
and droughts evey summer, so in my opinion, they should not
be considered abnormal. But every time they happen, the administrations panic
because they are not prepared to counter the damage.
Anyway, so you'll be working from home for a while maybe, and
start hiring people when the business gets on track, or something?
Make sure not to sell your hats even if you are NEET now, because
you'll regret it, lol

This is a pen.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry christmas Merry christmas Merry christmas to you

>>147
私はアメリカの大学栄です。日本の語と文化の興味がある。
日本語を三円間に勉強した。
宜しくね！

>>149
Hey, you do remember me. I've tried to get in and post occasionally, but I always get the banned message.
I was pretty surprised when it finally worked from my school computer.
So, now I'll try and check in sometimes, but I'm only at school with computer access once a week, Tuesday nights 6-10pm my time.
I guess that's Wednesday, 11am in Japan.

>>191
Oops! That should have been 三年間

>>148
This is why I have a tripcode.

it was groundhogs day
6 more weeks of winter


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I made love to her for the first time last Sunday.
It was what she wanted, I was sure.
In a sense, it was she who seduced me.
Not that she ever said or did anything overtly seductive.
But when I put my arms around her naked body,
I knew for certain that she had intended this to happen.
She offered no resistance.

>>195
Are you also a 草食系男子 who is just waiting to be seduced?

Is this a thread for undertalk or sexytalk?

You must be a puritan系女子.

Chat me up, babe.

草食系男子×puritan系女子＝low birth-rate.
That's one of reasons that Japan is going to sink.

I (=197) am not a puritan系女子.
>>200
Exactly.

Japan now needs 体育系男子s again for its revival.

where had jook gone

Japan stinks of 体育系男子.

You stink of オタク系男子.

good night,guys

Ｇood morning,everyone

Barking dogs seldom bite.
Use your bean.

I'm a neet.
So i am foolish.

Happy Birthday Kyon Kyon!

good luck to both of you, meaning the other KK,

Kyon Kyon’ｓ　ｄay
What a greatest day

a lot peaple has been limited to write koment in 2 tyanel

koment →　comment

My father remited money to me today.
It is very shameful.
I have very great parents.

My parents are dieing when I was 12 years old.
But I'm not feeling sad, because they left a lot of money
wich I can buy someting aniy thing or everything
that except my family.

Money is important in this world

>>203
I'm not able to post often. I can only get here from school.

>>215
you don't have to hold it in, you can just cry if you need

>>209
don't let it bother you.

>>212
Yes, it's very troublesome. I heard that the cause was a massive spam attack a while ago.
It seems like the administrators overreacted though.
Banning entire countries is like using a cruise missile to kill a fly.

I'm not sure, but I think KEITAI alone is banned.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,don't be alarmed now.

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Have you minutely observed the skin of voluptuous woman's knee?
And have you minutely compared skin of your knee and the skin of voluptuous woman's knee?
When scrubing the skin of voluptuous woman's knee and skin of your knee for a long time, whether skin of knee, have you thought, peel off sooner?
If you have that experience, when caught in that idea, did you feel the impulse to which your penis was erected.
I want you to hear the answer by all means.

Good morning, everyone !!
How cold

>>224
don understand wha the hell u r talkin about

I'm offering this simple phrase

today is holiday
so a lot of people will come in this space

But I think, here is an underpopulated area every day.

I am eating instant yakisoba "Peyangu".
Peyangu is the most delicious noodle in Japanese instant yakisoba.

Is fixed hadell name ARASHI?
I do not read contents of his response,
though.

>>230
I like yakisoba "UFO".

Oh, please don't forget about " Yomise no yakisoba".
I like it best of all because it's spicy.

>>232
I like "UFO", too.
Yakisoba is my lunch food on the bad weather weekend.

>>230
What you said is wrong.
All sauce Yakisobas are same tastes.
Of cource, the source taste Yakisoba is different form the soy sauce taste Yakisoba.

>>230
Don't be silly.UFO is the best Fried Noodle in Japan.
You still believe that a square is bigger than a circle?
Oh No!.Our age is out.!This CM was broadcast about 20years ago.
At that time Zabuton carrier was still young.

This topic is very effective in train to writing in English.

Sorry.
(effective in training to write)　is right.
Grammar is very important to Japanese.

Today I went to the dentist.
I found that anesthesia didn't cause pain,no,felt pleasure.
I always pull my beards.so my sense of pain becomes pleasure.
Yes,I am Hentai.

>>236
I don't understand the second line.
Perhaps, do you say・・・
His face is square, but his mind is mild?

>>239
No.For a time Peyangu's buzzword was ‘丸より四角が大きい’.
Of course due to its shape.
.

If my memory serves me correctly, at the time, the Zabuton carrier was a different person, who always said," Raise you hand
and cross at the cross walk."

>>240
Thanks.
I have confused the phrase with another one.

>>233
Baldly agreed.

Good smell of sauce make us buy it

Do you know YAKISOBA BENTOH produced by MARUCHAN ?

It is very delicious and included a konsome sope.

Try it ,and you would be happy.

I love yakisoba.But it is high in calories.
I seldom eat it. Once in a while I'm dying forit.

Oh it's terrible !


Especially it is so bad for our body to eat it in the midnight

American here, nice to see that 2ch has as many trolls as 4chan :3

Nissin seafood noodle has pretty good flavor too.
Don't you?

In the states Maruchan sells ramen marketed as 'Instant Lunch'.
Shimp is my favorite :3

>>250
10 for $1 right? I liked beef flavor.

>>250
What's the states?

>>252
It's informal for the United States, though it would be better to just say 'America'.

>>249
Sorry .Seafood is the last Nissin ramen that I choose.
Soysauce is the besr.

>>250
We really like ramen. It is not too much too say that we have an addiction for it.
So you can see lots of small ramen shops run by individuals everywhere in Japan.
What about your country?

I am not ramen.

My living territory teems with curry shops.

>>254
Oh. You have a opposite opinion of mine!
well, but the heck with it.

When you eat the penis made smoked food, would n't it be delicious?
And if you took out the spongy body from penis and wraped the minced pork with the penis's skin, Would it be delicious?

ブランチお持ちしますね。とっても美味しいピクルス？漬物？ができあがりました。
白身のお魚フライも持ってきますね。

>>260
You can use English.

Monday is coming...
Start of another busy week for me...

why you do in dejima board?

>>255
You can get them in super-markets for a very cheap price. It's even known as 'Student food' because of how cheap it is.

I think I'm turning American. What should I do?

>>265
You're moving to America? If you know English it shouldn't be too hard,
but I'm not an expert at immigration so you should probably search for answers on Google.

I want to shake Goto(weak)'s hand with my hand rubbed my own semen on at an event or something.

>>267
feel free
she is all urs

In old times, I heared that Japanease young women had washed while setting up their knee to the river beach.
Needless to say, the river beach is the place covered with pebbles.
When young women in old Japan washed while setting up thier knee to the river beach covered with the pebbles, was not thier skin damaged?
Even if a man similarly washed while setting up his knee to the river beach, his skin would be also safe?
I hope you to consider about it today.

I'm sick of this company
want to quit, but hard to find a new one...
are you guys happy with your current job?

>>270 we welcome you to be a NEET! Come on!

thought it was "neat"

Visit the last resort, VIP, where all neets get together and die.

>>270
I was with a company I hated for a year and nine months.

How do you say "dame zettai onkan" in english?

You cold say simply "we love pantsu", for that matter.

Every little thing about pantsu is magic.

I'll cheer every NEET.

No, I'm not the only one.

>>278
So who is the best NEET in this thread?

It's me!!

best NEET?
not worst NEET?
Could someone explain the difference between the two, please?

Best NEET is black and worst is white.

And yellow is real NEET?

its gray zone mate

everyone, what are you doing today?

It explains why Japanese NEETs are so many.

>>280
Why do you ask me it.

But, May I say the sentence that
I'll shout


Glory to NEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!


thank you every NEET.

Why are you so excited about NEET?

real Neet

The only good NEET is a dead NEET.

Why are you so obsessed with NEET.

Because NEET is there.

I bought a 300zx z31 a while ago.
I cleaned up the rust and replaced the worn out seats and repainted the car.
Does anyone else here like z cars?

Hi, I am an American. Am I welcome to chat with you? I cannot read Japanese, unfortunately, but perhaps I could help with your English? I am an English teacher.

Shine in VIP

This thread seems to move slowly.

It is good !

what time is it?

Look your cellphone

×Look your cellphone
○look at your mobilephone

Look at your mobilesuite

Look at your mobilehouse

>>395
Wellcome to NEETs world.

oh what a long pass

Never mind :-)

what is the pass ?
who wrote it

>>what is the pass ?
It's Google's Social Network Function.
That's similar to 'twitter'.

ha ha ha
people in this thread seem to be fool.

Fools never speak English in Japan.

>>310
Oh...so,I'm fool because I almost
cannot speak English.

>>282
best neet would mean that he is the best neet
not the worst neet would mean that he isn't the worst neet, but also implies that he is not the best neet too. similar meaning to "not bad"

Dear Japanese 2channelers who enjoy speaking English. I suggest you try out your English on an English language BBS!
I recommend you post at http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/ It is okay if your English is not perfect.

I have a sudden urge to watch Commando at this time in the morning,

>>312
Thank you for your time to explain the difference.
But I meant this,
The word NEET has bad image in Japan.
So I feel the part 'best' strange.
I think 'worst NEET' is more appropriate.

So I simply wondered, how is it like to be the best NEET?

You are perfect for NEET!

Thank you!
I'm a NEET at heart, yet I have a job for a living.

Rainy days get me down.

Ladies posts would get my dick up.

True ladies don't post on 2ch.

But I've seen some before.

You were fooled; thus you are a fool. No offence intended.

I got it! You mean they were Lady-Oyajis, don't you?

And Oyaji-Ladies. There is not much difference between them, for what it's worth.

There is much difference between Oyaji and Lady in reality though.

Indeed, but they're the same in essence.

You must be saying about Oban, not Lady.

I should have put it this way; there's not much between Lady-Oyajis and Oyaji -Ladies, they're the same in essence.
Your speculation is correct, however.

not much difference*

I think that Oyaji Lady is an oyajy woman.
For example, using a toothpick "chucchu"
and reading mazazine such as "shukan-shincho" or "shukan-bunshun".

Besides, I think that Lady Oyaji is a man and seems to be a Obachan.

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It a very Uncool AA!

>>331
Read thread title

You people suck my dick, cock sucker

Hello Japanese boob fans. I know you guys love Magibon and Emily for some reason.
I really hate them, but since I love you all so much please enjoy the ultimate in annoying large breasted youtube females who try to speak Japanese:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VkRiovdl-A

smell of the cuttlefish

>>336
Do you happen to be a friend of Magibon?
She hasn't been around for such a long time, so we've been wondering
what has become of her.
If you happen to know anything, please let us know.
Thanx.

I love saggy soft boobs.
What do you think of me?

>>338
Do you Japanese really like 'magibon' or are you trolling?
She's an annoying weeaboo (stupid person who wants to be japanese, masturbates to yaoi, and watches anime and so on,
and doesn't know anything about the real culture of Japan).
She has horrible teeth and is a faggot.

i wanna get high

Then ride on the テポドン.

And crash into bits like an idiot?

Finally, you will turn into high(灰).

>>295
U r welcomed.

>>344
Who did tell you 'Make a joke well'?

I don't understand what you mean.

You are one useless high jin (廃人） now.

Somebody wanted to get high and I responded, that's all.
I don't understand why you blame me.

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>>349
noone made fool of you

Now!
Bite off his dick.

With '>>' please.

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>>354
p・・・pretty

As you can see, I said,
Bite off >>350's dick!

Since being a male, I see >>354's >> are her boobs.

Smell of the dry cuttlefish
Pu〜n!

我是一名來自中國大陸的中學生，但是我的日本語不是很好，
希望在這裡結交一些日本中學生朋友
如果願意的話使用英文（English）交流，
希望中國和日本之間能友好相處
I am a chinese student.but my Japanese isn't very well.
I want to make friends with some Japanese students.
if you‘re willing to.we can use English to have a conversation.
Wish China and Japan can get on well with each other
よろしくお愿いします

Only with students? that would be a tough hope.
Only with NEETs would be better.

It's not ture.
I think if both were students.
there would have more interest in common.
i don't mind make friends with each other.
Only requires friendly exchanges

OK. That will be fine.

Smell like taiikukai spirit.
Tsu〜n!

if you don't mind.can you make friends with me?

Me?


I am a GAKUSEI NEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!


who calls me.

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You can smell my semen too.

>>340
Wow, you know so much about Magibon, and still don't claim yourself
to be one of her fans? Funny.
She liked anime and that's part of our culture, for sure.

"taiikukai" "GAKUSEI" ?
Rome Audio? I can't understand
could you please use english to explan

>>365
you means you are a student neet?
Would like to know you.
I love Japanese animation very much

>>369
http://www.nihongodict.com/w/108188/taiikukaikei/
sports-minded
sports-oriented

do you remember the future?

>>371 Please do not send a strange web site,This is my salute
http://www.ngs3.info/forumdisplay.php?fid=173
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Japanese netizens really cool
Japan's high school students don't have a vacation now?
we are spend the spring fsetival.

>>372
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
remember future? i don't know what you mean

I want to sleep.
well，if you don't mind with me.
my MSN ID is [email protected]
good night guys.
(a high school students from China)

>>370

oh key guy.
if you wont to understund me,
I will tell you that I am a student NEET!

but I regret I do not know ANIME as much.

Good night Chinese NEET...

>>345
Thank you.

Is there anything you would like to ask an American?

Faith's posts reminded me of the days...
I once was a member of Skype cuz I wanted to improve my English skills by talking with native speakers.
But those who tried to get in contact with me were only Chinese who wanted to learn Japanese or Japanese things.
At that time I didn't understand at all why they were so interested in Japan.
On the contrary, I thought that Chinese people must hate our country due to their government's anti- Japanese policy.
So I was a bit confused to know how friendly they were to me.
After all I gave up my goal and I found myself as a Japanese teacher of them.

>>377
What do you think about the recent media-frenzy about TOYOTA?
Is this a return of the Japan bashing back in the early 80'?
I mean, do you think American car makers are trying to capitalize on
this issue to sell their cars?

Talking with Chinese ppl on Skype to improve your English isn't the best idea to start with; it should be for your Chinese.

read more carefully

Er, it's the second best idea ever then.

>>378 >>380
i don't think so.as a chinese student.
Our English language teaching is very severely.
you can find many English ace in student groups.
among other things（writing），
our spoken pronunciation is more accurate than other non-English-speaking countries
Chinese have a wide range of pronunciation.
Chat with the friendly Chinese student is a good choice

>>294
No Z for me. I drive a 240SX LE. In Japan, that's a Silvia S13 convertible.
I like it.

>>383
>our spoken pronunciation is more accurate
than other non-English-speaking countries

Do you live in a cave or something?
It is well know the world over that the Chinese has the thickest
accent when they speak English.
E.g., can you pronounce the words 'Access' or even 'Sex' properly?

Don’t make a fun of Chinese people you prick.

That is a funny answer.

I did it in a blaze of anger.
I am to blame for all.

日本語でおｋ

You may express in Japanese.

English is better

>>384
I'm not >>149 but I remember you, too.
That's the car where you enjoy car sex with Orochon ramen addicted girlfriend
of yours, my memory serves right. I wonder if you still go out with her.
Or she flirted with one of her students who study English as second language.

>>383
How are the reactions of your firends and you on Google's withdrawal from
China? I heard Google's search results have changed since they announced
retreat from China. Is that true? Have you tried searching Dalai Lama and
Tiananmen on Google?

Do you feel your freedom of speech is restricted by Chinese government?
Chinese communist party claims they didn't invade Googles's server. Do you
belive that?

>>393
Chinese IP address sometimes can't log into 2CH.net
Google has not turned out of China now，How events will unfold，
I can not predict.
i think this is a kind political and economic means between USA and China
of course many Chinese people know DALAI and tiananmen.
While the mainstream media will not report.
as aChinese，
I certainly hope that a peaceful reunification of the motherland.

about freedom of speech. i agree your idea.
'Chinese communist party claims they didn't invade Googles's server. Do you
belive that? '
i am just a student . i can't answer

>>394
Do you think Taiwan is a part of China?

>>395
I hope.And all the ordinary people in China
think that the people of Taiwan are our compatriots

>>396
In which city do you live?

deyang sichuan china.
near 2008 wenchuan earthquake -hit area.

>>396
Oh yeah? You are a menace for Taiwanese. They want Mainland China to leave them alone.
Ethincally, Han Chinese and Tiwanese are different. So it doesn't make sense that
Taiwan becomes part of China.

Seriously, it Taiwanese people had to choose China and Japan to belong to,
they'd choose Japan. Japan used to colonize Taiwan. But Japan's treatment
to Taiwanese people are different from that of other imperialist countries such
as France and British. Taiwanese people remeber good old days of Japan's
occupation. Japanese people never treated Taiwanese like slaves.

What old generation of Taiwanese people remeber is every Japan's aid to modernize
Taiwan such as railroad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deyang

like the USA.china is a multinational country.
ordinary chinese is Very enthusiastic to Taiwan people
This is not only for business purposes.
Emotional factors are the most important
and
the "china threat" theory in the world's public opinion
From the negative side to proved China gradually stronger up
We are very friendly,we are not dangerous！！！

i wanna go to bed
good night guy

I was trying out Omegle a couple weeks ago, and ended up talking
to a Chinese guy. He asked if I could search for a news story about
President Hu Jintao's son in Namibia, involved in a corruption probe.
It seems like such news is censored in China, which is why he was
forced to ask in an anonymous chat website.

Tried the chatroom but it's not for people who want to have decent conversation.
Lots of people there wanna a cyber. Right after you get in the chatroom, in most cases
they ask asl. You know what I'm talking about.

There isnt any Japan bashing over here in America due to the Toyota recall.
Heck, we have a Toyota Sequoia here that doesnt have any problems so far.

Unfortunately it will hurt Toyota's sales in the long run. And Toyota's lineup is pretty much boring no Supra and no Celica yet.

>>404
You might get a decent conversation from one person out of 20. You're
right, though, everyone else is all "asl" or "R U HORNY??" or "m/f?" or
"got a cam?". The day before yesterday I was talking to an Iranian web
developer, who was extremely anti-Islam. I didn't know such people existed.
You never hear about them in the media. He started typing obscenities every
time Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was mentioned.

>>406
On that note, do local British people go to church evey Sunday?
I was wondering if religion has anything to do with poeple's daily lives
over there, except for some special events such as Christmas etc.

>>407
Church attendance is lowering at a steady rate. Although around 58%
of the population claim Christianity as their religion, only 15% actually
attend church at least once a month. In fact, the UK has the 4th lowest
church attendance rate in Europe, ahead of only Hungary, France and Denmark.

Religion doesn't really play a large part in our lives. We hear a lot
about the Church of England complaining about things, but that's about it.
Politicians go on about their religion sometimes, which is silly - I still
believe that state and religion should have nothing to do with each other.

>>408
Thanx very much for the info.
I don't know the statistics but the situation is similar in Japan.
When people from overseas come to Japan, they tend to expect some religious
aspects in our behavior. Some go even further and try to relate things that are
different from what they are familiar with to Zen, Buddhism or Shintoism, which,
to our eyes, very bizarr.
I guess it's like relating the elevenses to some religious beliefs, lol~

i hope arm japanes whaling ships so they can sink that sea shepherd terrorist group and kill every cunt on board

What a silly thing you talk about!
Politics and religion are not suitable for us who are stranger mutually to talk with.

>>411
I disagree!
I thing politics and religions are very suitable topics for annonymous
boards like this, because we can get more frank opinions and avoid
getting hurting each other because we are strangers anyway.

BTW, what would you like God say to you when you arrive at the
pearly gates?

I think Japan should hire The Expendables led by Stallone to destroy Sea Shepherd.

Then, they will hire Arnold Shwartznegar to counter with.
It's an endless battle.

>>409
Oh, but some of us are devout followers of breakfast, elevenses, brunch,
lunch, tea, dinner and supper!

I do see what you mean, though. I suppose every country has their stereotypes.

the pepole has very very a lot of stereotypes.
I hate about it.
why do they trust it which it has not authority.

I'd think that people feel safe in categorizing things.
Good example is the blood-type categorization which is quite
prevalent in Japan, although actually there is no scientific ground for it.

Seen from more primitive level, all kinds of living things have to take quick reactions against their enemies to survive.
In order to do so, fixed pattern of behavior is needed, which may influences our way of thinking.

Uhmmm, an interesting point.
I'll think about it with some finger-sandwitches and milk tea.

when i can not speak English well to every bady,
i feel that i want to studey english!
ah, i want to speak english well!!

whats up man

Let's talk about the HOST CLUBS

we need them in Britain> Brotsih men are NOT SEXY enough.

Right now!

Send your gorgeous ikemen over here kudasai yo.

I knew the Z series has a fairly long history but didn't know Sylvia does too.
http://www.nissan.co.jp/MUSEUM/SILVIA/

Kind of sad that Toyota stopped manufacturing their sprots car models and now Prius sucks.

>>422
Do you think Japanese HOSTs have a good looking?

The punk kid's distribution is also important.
The following are how to press my "Failure work that being possible to do is bad"
against the other party by the trial. Of course, it is needed neither study
nor not to do sports. It is not needed that it is ugly even if undergoing plastic operation.
The punk kid who has the trouble of the body and the spirit is already out of the question.
It is opposite and fighting a key point in money 「zuru！」 in the future the parental authority
in me ..child who seems to become it.. very makes them come. If defeated at the trial,
the punk kid who doesn't need is ..car.. ..bringing.. 「tte！」 in front of the orphanage.
｢It will be hitting of the call button repeatedly in three minutes. Exceed the Takahashi expert.
｣It is necessary to say to the punk kid, and to leave the place ..I.. at a blistering speed with the car.
It is possible to do.

>>424 Hosts do not look very healthy, you are right.

they have to drink and stay up late. Maybe there should be a healthy version of the host clubs.
Some stress busting with gorgeous men but without the alcohol... men at their best with their glowing
healthy looks and charms will relieve the stress of tired businesswomen.

>>422 >>424

Britain, it is only ugliness. Sai is taken. Britain doesn't complete the host club because it doesn't make a profit. It is possible to return to Britain, and a white pig. Do not come to Japan any longer.

>>427 I have never been to Japan, I am talking about Host Clubs in the UK.
So please do not panick and worry yourself,,,

>>428
Your sentence is not read easily because it is too beautiful. This is my standard dialect because it taught my English from the homo in the United States. Excrement 「shite！」 must sleep the aging twilight girl and tonight.

>>428
There is no thing defeated in the war against Britain in Japan though Japan was defeated in the war against the United States. A too white, white pig can think of a British woman somehow. Be in man non.

>>429 Thank you, I am sorry about your English learning experience.
If you are going to sleep, have a restful night.

>>427
What? I am Japanese and I live in Tokyo.
I don't merely like Japanese Hosts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jz80e5pCOo&feature=quicklist

It's really silly arguing like this on Youtube. Completely waste of time.
What do you think about her English? I'd like to know if her English sounds good.
I'm not asking about her pronuciation. Her pronuciation was influenced by her British or
Irland friends she met when they were studying in Arkansaw, US.

Except her pronuciation, I wonder how she sounds to native English speakers.
She doesn't pause much when speaking English but what about her choice of words and
expressions and all that? It's sure she's better than me but I want to know how
she sounds to native English speakers ears.

I didn't watch to the last,
but I think she had better to devise the intromission more attractive to listeners.

>>433
I agree, those sorts of videos are silly.
She makes some mistakes, but I can understand what she's saying just fine.
Her accent is definitely influenced by the American accent.

oh gee i didnt know that
thanks for sharing

oh gee i didnt know that
thanks for sharing

Now of British woman
　
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_aXPv2OQvs&feature=fvsr
　
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFQNrAD-Qak

>>434-435
Thanks for the comments.
I thought her accent was more of British.

>>434
×　she had better to devise
○　she had better devise

>>436 >>439 >>440
Britain, it is only ugliness. Sai is taken. Britain doesn't
complete the host club because it doesn't make a profit.
It is possible to return to Britain, and a white pig.
Do not come to Japan any longer.
Your sentence is not read easily because it is too beautiful.
This is my standard dialect because it taught my English from
the homo in the United States. Excrement 「shite！」 must sleep
the aging twilight girl and tonight.
There is no thing defeated in the war against Britain in Japan though
Japan was defeated in the war against the United States.
A too white, white pig can think of a British woman somehow.
Be in man non.
↓�@Now of British woman ↓
　
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_aXPv2OQvs&feature=fvsr 　←�@
　
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFQNrAD-Qak

What do you think of this Japanese man's opinion on studying English in Japan?

442
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jqAGly3bVs&feature=related
Sorry I forgot link

It does make sense but ironically the same goes for his Japanese.

TED is so interesting.I love this site!
http://www.ted.com/

Who wants to live forever?

Let's NEET every one

>>442 〜　>>447
　
What do you think of this East Ireland　woman's opinion on studying English in East Ireland? 　


British woman's English
　
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht4sggXTpOo&feature=related

>>448
That speaker is obviously a man.

>>449
It is a 448 story of the castration and the sex-change.

>>448
wow... that movie is so long.
i don't want to see it.
did you wach that?
someone, please tell me a summary of that movie.

>>448
That person is definitely american.
Why would they want to become a woman?
That's silly.

She or he says they get sex reassignment surgery - a surgery where they correct
their genitals so that they actually match your gender identity.
So, they consider themselves "girls", I guess.

i wish i could do that

Oh, I had forgotten this thread. Are there native English speakers here?
I posted my reading English in another thread on 2ch, but if some of you speak English natively, I guess I should've posted it here...

Anyway, I just started working on speaking skills. How are you learning pronunciation and such?

>>455
It taught from a man of the homosexual of the U.S. Army that still occupied Japan.

>>456
Er, sorry. I don't follow you... Can you rephrase it? Or maybe you can post it in Japanese if you have a good command of it.

>>457
It cannot read like the solution borrowing even if my grammar is seen because of the United States. Your young person are sure to have your future. Good-bye.

>>458
Sorry, but I don't understand what you're trying to say. Actually I can't tell if you're serious.
Do you speak Japanese? If you do and it's ok to speak Japanese here, why don't you post it in Japanese?

すみませんが、おっしゃっていることがよく分かりませんでした。ごめんなさい。
日本語の方が得意でしたら、このスレッドの趣旨に反しない範囲で翻訳してもらえると助かります。

>>456,458
Those are eiken quality.

Eiken quality...LOL

Sounds like machine translation to me. Kinda futuristic in a way.

Yeah, it could. But it doesn't make sense to use a machine translator or write incomprehensible English without translation
when we're supposed to practicing writing here. But then again, I'm not a lurker or poster.
Are those posts normal here? How am I supposed to understand them?

Don't think, feel!

>>464
May the forth be with you.

Oh, shit. I messed up the spelling there. It was an obscure reference to >>4, but it got even more obscure without "u" in "fourth."

>>460
Don't underestimate EIKEN English.
It has a beauty of simple and is easy to understand.
The best tool to communicate internationally.

A red line is on my display...
what is this?
is it broke?
ummm, i am taking care...

>>468
You might be broke because your brand-new display got broken.

Broken English might break displays...

I don't think so, Tim.

You can go to sleep, Daigoro.

Who's Daigoro?

シトシトピッチャン、シトピッチャン、シートーピッチャン！
The famous Japanese samurai TV drama series "A wolf along with his child".
Daigoro is the child's name.

Japanese is rich in onomatopoeia.
Maybe the onomatopoeia that illustrates the sound of rain can't be translated into
English.

Thank you for the support.

>>475
Thanks again, ちゃん!（お父ちゃん）
I'm going to sleep now.

I love my wife...

I love myself more than anyone while I hate myself more than anyone.

>>479
Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.

Tiger Woods, John Edward, and then comes John F. Kennedy next.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCqPDLeHjoo

There's no role models on earth anymore.

I wonder why the old woman couldn't take the story between her and Kennedy to
grave without exposing them to public eyes.

Is it about money? Is it about attentinos?
Is it about obligation to let everybody know JFK isn't perfect and ideal man?
Is it about grudge against him?

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50

I've jsut asked a question in the thread linked above. If you have time, please come and answer.
The question wasn't originally mine. I tried to answer it but I couldn't.
So English speakers help is needed. It's about lyrics. Thanks.

Are there any games you would recommend, like shooting and killing everything in your sight?
I'm in the mood for that kind of stuff these days.

>>484
The absolute best most realistic shooting game is ARMA II

>>485
Thanks, it looks great and everything, but the only problem is,
it doesn't seem like something my 2 year old laptop with no special graphics card could handle.
Oh well, maybe I should look for something that came out a couple years ago.

ttp://whifling.livejournal.com/

Some people can be a good friend of her.

>>441 I am sorry but I do not understand who your messages are directed at.
Not all people living in the UK are British so the videos you have posted mean nothing to me.

I think you are trying too hard. Relax.

wow I haven't been here in ages. Since the summer I guess. I'm glad the thread is still going strong.

Welcome back to the cesspool of the Internet.

>>488
He/She/It is just trolling. Despite the text they post being about
Britain, the videos depicting 'British people' are of an American
transgender and a French adult shop of some kind.

I have a lower-back pain...
U!!

>>489
Leave here before it's too late. Never look back.

>>481

You're looking for role models in all the wrong places.
A black athlete, and two leftist politicians. Not that
conservative politicians are much better in any general sense.

this is the only ofer for general growth which provides afull
cash recovery for unsecured creditors whuile reducing risk
and providing potential upside. It is far superior to any third-party
proposal or stand alone plan that would result from your process.

>>486
2-year-old

I hate hyphens, they look stupid.

Yes, I can fly!!

Your English's level?
I English level is junior high school level.

English is hard...

>>499
I see, I know that.

Don't say anymore.

I learned English here for one year. It will be an examination of Waseda University tomorrow. I make use of the English that I learned here and certainly pass it. The good-bye does not say;, in addition, come back!

please read name space.
well, we are studing English now.
So let's speak more English here!!

chatting nonsense here is never be called studying.
May you fail the exam. You deserve Teikyo university.

Someone crashed into IRS building.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEl6t2zHtv0
Where would you want to crash with your plane?

I'd crash into Roppongi Hills.

（ ´∀｀） Take it easy.

Be careful with your words. You could be arrested for foretold crime.

oh. Good-bye >>505.

I am the law! You're under arrest. Get off the plane and prepare to be judged.

Yui chan was killed.
her father is a pathetic excuse.
her mother is same.

Did you see the news about it?

How great is God's Almighty.
He made things very well.

I'm atheist .
I can't believe God

Someone said Japan is a divine nation.

Only for KAMIKAZE people.

Mori said similer things who was primeminister.

when he was

Do you know undercover and julius designer brands?

i do not know them.

shoryuken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So do we chat in english?

I'm an American and what is this?

Anyone else buy FFXIII and regret wasting their money? Feels bad man.

Sup Canada-fag here

Fox News is best U.S American news source

Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

Clearly

>>522
Disappoint completely.

OMG LOL TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD!!!!!!! LOL FAIL!!!! LONGCAT FTW BOXXY IS QUEEN OF 2ch!!!!!!!!!!

lol you silly people are silly

>>528
Shut up.
You are a disgrace to our people.

0mg im 5u(|-| 4 w33b00!! i ju57 LOVE |\|4ru70 4|\|d b134(|-|!

>>481

JFK was disgusting man, bad president

I'm 12 andwhatisthis

DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE!!! CLEAR!! *BU DUM* ITS STILL NOT RESPONDING!!

GLORIOUS NIPPON!

The Metal Gear Solid series is the best that there is.

,,,

I'm 12 and what is this

Enough with the trolling, you idiots.
This is a serious thread for serious posters like me.

I'm 12 and what is this?

..... 4chan find thread again.....

Why are japs glorious?

KAMAKAZI!

So, which thread on 4chan was it linked to this time around?

http://boards.4chan.org/a/res/31320792
This one.

Japan is filled with silly girly boys.
8====D(_(_
America---->Japan

Feels great man

Japan SUCKS. American would FUCKING KILL Japan in WORLD WAR. Remember HIROSHIMA, yeah, OWNED MOTHERFUCKERS.

Sorry nips, please forgive my fellow Americans for their rude behavior.

>>548
Idiot. Only thing you own anal masturbation.

Brothers! Brothers from other mothers! We of the west clasp you with arm o'er back and hand on junk!
Come! May our hearts beat in tune with the slow, noble fapping we embody!

East! West! There is no difference, only the strength of HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

>>548
You know, Japanese businessmen really saved our asses in the '80s.
It's all give and take.

I think the only people posting now is 4chan.

So how about that Lagann-hen

asdf

>>410

You'll piss off the Kiwis something fierce, old chum.

>>552
WRONG it was glorious leader Reagan who saved America in the 80's

>>557

From an Australia/New Zealand perspective, we regret America being saved at all.

I bet the flash could beat Accelerator

4chan in the house, you faggots!
We're gonna come and fuck all your women!

>>560
implying anyone on 4chan goes anywhere near any women

Europe > Japan

Damnit 4chan you ruin everything you touch

Are the 4channers gone yet?

Oh dear heaven what has 4chan done to this thread

I am incapacity for work.

I'm 12 and what is this

The 4chantards are gone.

where is 4chan.
stop your kidding.

Hello my Japanese friends! I send you greetings from the freezing Finland. How are you all doing, this fine day?

As I move forward, I will continue to receive help
because I've learned that's how people really do change.
Starting tomorrow, I will leave for more treatment and more therapy.

Um, hello.

I'm from the USA but am very interested in teaching English to foreign students.
Because of that, I was hoping to help some of you with your English skills.
If anyone has questions or you simply want me to correct anything you have in your post, just ask and I will be glad to help.

Oh, anonymous faggots raided here?
Glad I didn't post my reading English in this thread. That was close.

>>578
blah, blah,blah

>>572
Hi.
I hope you'll check this thread and the following thread regularly to see
if there's any questions.

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50

Thank you very much.

>>575

I hadn't noticed that thread. Thank you for pointing it out.
I will make a point to visit there regularly.

Good moning everyone.

I'm going to my office, bye

Going to your office? Gimme a break, man. That's an obvious sign of a loser.
A real winner is a Neet staying in a cozy room, surfing the net to their hearts
content.

In my opinion,
if you start work in your life,
that way you wiil become the loser.

Several 2ch servers now under DoS attack from Korea and a few already down.

Is it more sophisticated attack than china's to Google server?

I don't think so.
I suppose the attack in this time is much simpler than that.
it likes.. everybody can take part in the attack by using the tools or something like that.

Dumbest comment ever.

your welcome

There was a rumor doing the rounds that it was a VIP v.s. K-netizens battle over Olympic figure skating results.
Not confirmed yet but it wouldn't be a huge surprise.

What do you think of Toyota's president hearing in US sanate?
He is the grandson of the founde of Toyota although he looks just like run of the mill
man.
He shed tears at the meeting with dealers in US market. What is your impression on
a top of a big comapny shed tears when TV crew were there. Is it considered to be
a weak man and taken negatively? I think American is a country where a man always have to
be confident and strong and crying in public is out of question.

I love coffee<3

>>586
My English is very poor, however, I will　 try to reply about your topic.
I am proud of Toyota as one of Japanese because Toyota is leading company.
As you told, I think that the president of the company shouldn't have cried.

Since he was took over the company from his father, he doesn't understand co-worker's effort.
I guess that he isn't an engineer and he thinks only benefit.

>>588
Thanks for your response. He doesn't look charismatic at all.

>>586

No, for the most part he was not seen as weak, but sympathetic. Crying
in situations where the worst has happened is acceptable, and to be fair
he's indirectly responsible for 39 deaths. It takes strength to bear grief without
fearing the reprisals of others.

Others may disagree, but that's just my opinion.

>>588

Leading company of what? All of Japan, or just cars?

>>589

Agreed. He's run-of-the-mill in terms of speech and looks. Also, his English
is pretty broken. Good try, but you have to strain to figure out a few words.

Sobbing or shedding tears doesn't really explain away or excuse the liability of a business entity.
I think it was a totally unprofessional conduct and he did a hideous job of presenting Toyota at the public hearings.
But I still like Toyota.

why are you guys so anxious about toyota?
thats completely marginal matter

who does complain when you cut your finger with kitchen knife

>>592

Crashing your car because the Accelerator stuck to the bottom is a tad more
concerning than cutting our fingers, little man.

>>591

More or less.

A Japanese critic on TV explained that America likes being No.1 in every area.
They can't accept being No.2 and No.3.

He explained Kawasaki, Japanese motorcycle manufacturer once became No.1 in US and was bashed by
American. This time TOYOTA. TOYOTA passed GM in sales in the world (maybe sales in US, too?)
last year and automobile industry is a hear and soul of American so Amercans take this TOYOTA's trouble
a big chance to bash them.

Of coursae TOYOTA tries to blend in U.S. by many ways such as donating money to local organiazations,
becoming a sponsor of philanthoropy and such and some American people think
it's like an American company already. But for some, TOYOTA is still a
foreign company that drew America from No.1 position of Car manufacturing and the
object to hate.

What do you think about the critic's evaluation about American's feeling
about TOYOTA?

i agree. if americans aren't 1st in something, theydon't want to hear about it. they even rewrite history so it looks like they are the best at everything (e.g. ww2), but i guess a lot of other countries do that

please write short sentence.

>>593
No, i mean there is always proper way to manipirate machine
those reaction of american congress are completely ridiculous unless mechanical failure exsist

are there any responsibilities to toyota when customer causes accelerator stucking by their
inproper floormat usage?

manipirate -> manipulate

i should revise them, sorry.

Well, it looks like it's somewhat of a witchhunt that Congress set up, and the US media has been hyping it so far.
But I guess they had to do it, now that they have GM (Government Motors) that needs some help.

Japan Air Lines went bankrupt but they are saved with our precious
tax money.
Has GM also been helped by that way?

Must feel very good to work in a big company.

>>600
Our precious tax money? If you are a NEET, you don't pay tax.

Maybe the Japanese government can sell their US bonds to help Toyota out of this trouble.
That way, your tax money will be saved too.

In Japan, why particular companies are given government's assist? although many companies collapsed these days.
Its unfair.
Those companies have brought it on themselves.

Fuckin Politician, Do not use our tax for stupid companies.

Congratulate Asada Mao on your silver medal!!
The match in Olympics would be the final conclusion of the life and bottom-line at the history of mankind even though you cried or laughed.
Whatever you say will be just a howl of the underdog.
Very congratulate Asada Mao on your silver medal!!
Gyahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

There he comes.

Kimtama's really happy about Kim's gold medal.

>>603
It's not unfair at all.
The auto maker is the leading company in Japan.
If it stumbles, the others may stumble too, which causes Japan collapses.

As you said if japanese economy collapses, that's natural thing.

You mean a company has great influence shold be protected and other companies should be perish?

good night everyone!

I'm going to bed now.

I'm waiting for you in your dream.
good night muhahahahaha!!

Congratulate Kim Yu-na on your gold medal!
You are the highest skater in history of mankind.
According to hear, Kim Yu-na seems to bacome a martial artist.

Korean is ugly. Ugly is Korean.
We japanese must fight against them.

last night, >>610 appeared in my dream.
when he was laughing and smiling.
It's uneathly expression.
Oh my...

>>608
Japan is a nation of economy.
Without economy, almost all Japanese are just animals.
When Japanese economy collapses, Japan itself collapses. We have to prevent that by all means.

As you well know, Japanese economy is operating under Keiretsu system, the world class competitive company' tottering causes everybody's stumble.
If I collapsed, that would be a very trifling matter for Japan.

Is there great diference of a employee's value between huge group companeis and others?
In this point, Japanese also tend to esteem group benefit?

>>615
Large companies still usually have the mentality of the life-time-employment
system, so those who have become the employees of those companies,
their life i.e. payment is protected, in principle.
In that sense, the group benefit is tend to be esteemed, because
large companies usually have subsidaries (=group companies).

>>613
It's called a nightmare.

>>615
The major Keirestu industrial companies like TOYOTA actually brought us economic prosperity.
Employee's value is nothing to do with it. Employees are merely mechanical parts of the companies.

But, where are the criteria of whether company deserve to be protected or not?
How large is it? How many should they have subsidiaries?
I cound't find any distinct criteria.
Is that decided by politician's feeling at that time?

There is no criteria.
Only required more than half of eligible people's agreement. It's called democracy.

eligible?
You mean Japanese politicians nowadays are eligible peoples?

if Society System is administered by those fuckin hypocrite is called democracy,
I would rather prefer anarchy than that.

Anyone who truly believes they run the country to follow democracy is an absolute idiot.
It's not people at all, not exactly politicians either, but it's the bureaucrats who have the major influence on a decision.
They're deeply tied with giant corporates to supposedly redistribute profits to the public by supporting them,
but it usually goes as far as corruption and that's how we feed each other.

so, enocomic system of Japan has decayed absolutely.

>>621
I meant adult Japanese citizen(eligible people).
We voted for the politicians, so they are qualified to decide things.
>>622-623
If so, we are decayed too.

>>614
Japan is not a nation of economy but a nation of masturbation.
Almost all Japanese are animals going mad to the lust even if they develop economically.
It would be time when they saw Kim's hip by all Japanese if Japan collapsed.
At that time, All Japanese would pull their pants down and grip their agly penises.

what a pathetic atmosphere there is (w

>>625
Owing to economic prosperity, you can masturbate like animal in peace, right?
Without Japanese economy, you can't be a NEET masturbater.

99.9% of Japanese women are not human.
Rather, 99.9% of the women in the world are not human.
They are female insects.Being able to call human is only 0.1 % of women.
I hate female insects and not interested in them at all.
It is only female human that I am interested.

By the way, my lover Hakkina is just female human♪♪♪

>>628
so that's why you like 何玉鳳?

You look like a delicious Okonomiyaki ♪♪
one of insects said.

to "何玉鳳：2010/02/27(土) 20:14:16 "
maybe the really chinese 何玉鳳 is your lover

I'm tired X-(

I'm boring, boring.
You can amuse me.
cmon.

>>611
I have to admit she is the most beautiful skater in the world.
But I feel a bad omen.
Now I strongly hope Japan will not sink this year.

Stumbling JAL, TOYOTA, and ASADA.
The next might be Japan itself...

Japan has already stumbled.

Not until the yen weakened.

I see your implicited comment that "America has collapsed"

a word "implicit" is adjective, not varb.
in that case you should write "implicit comment"

My english sentence seems to have been collapsed before America is collapsed....

Is Mao Osada a chinese? Or did she become Japanese citizen?
I think Mao is chinese name, like chinese reader Mao Zedong.

Can you imagine weakening yen in this bad economy?
What if inflation started while our income is sagging.

>>641
As you cannot read Kanji characters...
We Japanese can tell the difference easily.

>>617
Oh year.
it is really really evil nightmare!
well if i meet him once more tonight,
surely he is a phantom for me!!

so he makes me inomnia...

Seriously, just sell off half of the US treasury bonds Japan owns and start buying gold instead.
They aren't functioning as foreign exchange reserves anymore.

>>633
The correct word is "bored".
I am bored.
I am boring means that you cause boredom.

boring

Wanna groin related topics again?

>>645
But that will cause the US to collapse (even worsen the current situation),
which will surly have a nagative ripple effect the world-over,
so it's probably better to keep the US treasury bonds.

Tell that to the Federal Reserve without mentioning those inferior mortgage-backed securities they bought.
I'm sure they'll appereciate it.

Strong yen indicates huge demands for Japanese products.
As long as Asian riches continue buying Japan, we are still safe.
When MADE IN JAPAN loses its luster, most of us are going to be a WORKING POOR.

>>651
>Wne MADE IN JAPAN loses its luster...

That's exactly what TOYOTA is doing.
They should be summoned to the Japanese diet and apologize to the
Japanese.

Yes.
That's why I fear. It could be the beginning of our collapse.

NO!!!
We don't wannabe like Greece or Spain!

NEETs, get up and go to work!

You mean NEETs are going to work at TOYOTA plants?

No, you need to be able to speak Portuguese to be able to work
at the TOYOTA plants.

I meant any job.
Although some people are complaining that the Hello Work does not find them
jobs, that actually is not true.
There are tones of jobs out there, and some of them are facing shortage of
work-force.
So if one is really serious about finding a job, it is possible to fine one,
and can contribute to the society however minor it seems.

Toyota should just tell them:
If your accelerator pedal sticks and you're too stupid to shift the car in nuetral or don't know how to properly shut it off,
you deserve to be thrown out of life. Just don't drive.

You are right.
Actually, 3K(3D in English? dangerous, dirty, I forget the last one) workplaces are craving for workforce.

Or go back to school and drop more money there for the economy.

Does anyone know that "Native English" includes "Business English"?

Sorry, 658 was a response for 656.
>>657
Obtaining a driver's license is pretty hard in Japan.
That means we Japanese have some skills and knowledge for driving safety.
So even if a car has some mechanical defects, we can deal with the car, avoiding accidents.
However, how about in America? I hear there are some monkey-level drivers.

ＴＯＹＯＴＡ・・・as if "The International Military Tribunal for the Far East."

>>658
I just remember the last one.
It's "demanding", maybe, am I right?

how about hard(difficult)?

welcome back

Yap! we were back here!!

fack all korean

but no one came buck.
oh, should i say
there are no one here almost?

Watch out your back(ass hole)!

FUCK YOU KOREAN SHIT EATERS

죽어

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２ちゃんねる攻撃で米企業がＦＢＩと法的措置検討　損害２億２千万円
http://sankei.jp.msn.com/economy/it/100302/its1003022017002-n1.htm

For those who have no clues what happened yesterday, that was collective
cyber attack by Korean Internet users. As many as 50 thousands or more
Korean kept reloading 2ch countelss times from past noon for hours yesterday to
numb 2chan's servers. The company taking care of 2chan's servers in U.S.
decided to cut off all the servers of 2chan from the Internet(not certain in
detail, maybe I'm wrong with this cut off part.) so all 2chan users spent
2chan-free day yesterday, which I think was pretty good thing, especially
for 2chan addicted people.

The story behind yesterday's incident is the Olympics female figure skating
competition. As you may know Kim Yona(korean) won the gold followed by Mao Asada's(Japanese)
silver. Japanese 2channelers are complaining about the standard of judging system of
figure skating. Some was critical of Kim Yona and her performance.
(Actually even some skating experts raise their voices to change the standard saying
judges should evaluate more technical skills of a performance.
(Mao Asada succeeded triple axels three times (or so) for the first time women's figure skating history.
No one had succeeded it even once.

Somehow Koreans got to know critical comments in 2chan to Kim Yona
and they decided to do the cyber attack. Of course this isn't the first time they
attacked 2chan and 2ch's servers went paralyzed.

Forget about korean.
I mean, the problem is that we tend to care about them too much.

Jiane is U.S wwww
I think so too

2ch got down
A U.S. company is FBI and legal action examination damage 220,000,000 yen by 2.ch attack
http://www.xfire.com/blog/bumpofhchicken/1730023/

　　　＼ What hapened !? ／
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　　　 ／／／／／／／／／／ ／(⌒(（⌒)）　　））,　 γﾉ）::）
　　／／／／／／／／／／ ／（⌒（　⌒ ）　⌒　）　　ゝ∧ﾉ 　　♪
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　　|　 | 　 　| 　　　USA　　　|　　 从ﾉ.::;;火;; 从））ﾞ　　　　ヽ<｀∀´>ﾉ 　 Come on, Jap !　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　(･ω・　）
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　S. Korea　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Japan

koria will be finished...

yea, actually 2ch servers hosted by american company.
I'm glad to hear >>671s news.
Korean is cancer of the world.

In Japan. We can hear lot of favorable things about korea in recent years.
but on the other hand we have also heared Korean is the most notorious ethnics in the world.

How about Korean reputation in your country?
In other countries, I have seen the same opinion that I mentioned above through Internet.

When Korea overtakes us, we cannot ignore them.

the korian is cancer www
surely, they seem just it.

buy the way,
can we substitute anything for "w"?
w is inconvenience for alphabet.

i wanna know how do japanese think about chinese and korean?i am a chinese

Our enemies are HANNICHI people.
We are not concerned about whether Korean or Chinese or Japanese.

I regard China and Korea as economic partners or rivals.

>>682
to be honest, I usually do not care about them at all even when they complain about Japanese.
That's minute thing to me.
I wonder why they are so enthusiastic about bashing Japan.
Are they taught that Japan is evil or something like that in their school?

One of things I can clearly say is our impression to them keeps deteriorating every incident like this time.

>>683 HANNICHI people means the one who hates other country without reason?

>>686
it would be called "prejudice".

it is not a matter whether there is the reason or not.

Personally, I love China and respect chinese traditional cultures.
It's no exaggeration to say that they made Japan what it is today.

I feel sad only when I think of anti-Japanese sentiment among the Chinese and the Korean.

I realized I wrote ambiguous sentence.

HANNICHI people means the people who hates "Japan".
As for HANNICHI, it is not a matter whether there is the reason or not.

　　　　＼ What the fuck is this!? ／
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　　　／／／／／／／／／／ ／＼（（⌒ 　　））　　ノ火
　 ／／／／／／／／／／ ／(⌒(（⌒)）　　））,　 γﾉ）::）　　　 LMAO, Poor Japs
／／／／／／／／／／ ／（⌒（　⌒ ）　⌒　）　　ゝ∧ﾉ 　　♪　They must be paralyzed with fear.
|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|　 　（　(（ ⌒ ））　）　　♪　 ||　　　　 　I'll burn them up to ashes!!
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http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1437194084
おねがいします！　ピンチです！

They're gonna face the consequences of what they caused to the 2ch servers.
A massive bot-based attack can get you in serious trouble. Those morons went way too far with this one.

>>691
sorry but it's off-topic

and do not multi-post please.

>>672
This was quite an informative post, thank you for the information!
>>681
The online English equivalent of "w" would be "lol," "wwwwwwww" would be "rofl," "lmao," or "lololol."
If you need to look it up: "lol" stands for "laughing out loud," "rofl" stands for "rolling on the floor laughing," and "lmao" means "laughing my ass off."

Epic Cyber War (Full Story): Japan V.S Korea
http://inewp.com/?p=1086

The Sankei newspaper in Japan claims confusion on why Asada Mao lost to Kim Yu Na.
These kinds of issues obviously made Korean users clash with the Japanese on the Internet.
DC Inside (www.DCInside.com) a rather big community website in Korea had a poster that was spread like forest-fire among its users.
An anonymous Korean user even created a cyber cafe to organize a Korean cyber “force army” for the symbolic day of the March 1st Movement.

Why don't we talk about something more productive?

For a starter, what are you guys producing for lunch?
I'm eating Tamago-kake gohan with seaweed as topping.
Yum.

2ch Hacked by Korean Idiots
http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=113191.0

>>697
I know.
For some reason, I can only access the English boards.
Are they thinking of these boards as DMZ or something?

wow, this thread is very interesting to me.

is there a person whose mother language is english?


sorry for bad english.

>>699
I am Japanese.
how about you,
where are you from?

Surely are you korixxxxxxxxxx

>>700
im a japanese, too.
thank you for your answer.

im studying english to improve my english skill, but theres little chance to communicate with others living here in japan. so i was looking for chances to talk with someone in english.

i will make use of this fantastic thread, so YOROSHIKU ONEGAI SHIMASU.

Recently, I've become interested in western music.
If you guys know any western songs with good lyrics,
please let me know! :)

how about the famous song, "wonderwall" sung by oasis or "boulevard of broken dreams" sung by green day? and bon jovi is also good!

try them on youtube!

>>702
you can find many places where you can learn Real English on the internet.
for example Bulletin board of foreign country is much better than here.
as you can see contributors to this thread are Japanese and people who pretend foreigner.

if you go to an english forum, keep in mind that you shouldn't pick up any bad english habits because most native speakers speak english wrong anyway. it's a bit like coming to 2ch and learning japanese from 2ch slang

Hi guys, what's up?

As you know, today English users account for 30-40% of the total net users
and English plays a very important role on the internet.

Until now, I have made effort to memorize English words to talk with those English users over the internet and to get a lot of information in English.
(I also learned necessary English slang phrases. for example, 'ASAP', 'j/k', 'ain't', 'ttyl', 'lmao', 'GTFO' blah, blah, blah...)
In fact, I thought I had memorized words enough to read almost anything.

But the world is a wide place...

Just a few days ago, I browsed '4chan' for the first time.
(4chan is the very huge and popular bulletin board in the English-speaking sphere. It's just like 2ch, I think.)
And I was so surprised that there were literally hundreds of unknown English slang phrase there.
Can you guys understand the following words?
'loled', 'fag', 'weeaboo', 'troll', 'moar', 'winrar'

yeah, so im always trying to talk with foreigners at justin tv or so but you know they use many slangs, which is undesirable for my english skill yet.

>>707
Roar!!

>>703
This is the best (as well a COOL) song with mixture of English and Japanese lyrcs. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmEtiRsQ4Y

>>707
I knew all of them except "winar."

its been a long while since i watched the 'COOL' video.

Thats pits.

Save Bill White, political prisoner who was framed by
the Fed for his freedom of speech!

>>707
"loled" means i laughed out loud
"fag" is an insult used for gay people
"weeaboo" is an insult for people who likes anything from japan (it's stupid, i know)
"troll" is a person who says something just to made other people angry. for example, someone who goes onto a japanese board and says japan deserves to get nuked again
"moar" is a stupid way of saying more
"winrar" is a program that uncompresses files. for some reason, people use it to say winner


using any of these will make you look like a retard. please don't say any of them

What is the "commander" of the ANSWP Bill White?
Was he a millitary man or something?

Has anyone been playing Battlefield Bad Company 2?

Tennessean dissappeared from this threat?
When?
Then the most loyal foreigner here will be イギリス人.
Is he happy about Canada's successful results at vancouver olympics?
Canada is his another homeland.
Canada collaborated with kim yuna and succeeded in kicking out
asada.
Some oversea experts casted doubut on kim's score but none made grudge and
criticism on TV in japan. like asad did very well but kim was perfect,
asada should be proud of the medal.
on the internet, as you can see, kim's score is regarded as sort of
joke and koreans attacked 2ch server.

Sorry this "thread" was correct way.
I just type missed again above and corrected threat to thread.
hahaha.

I heard that former gold medalist arakawa made a slip of the tongue
and unconsciously said "what? extreme high socre" when hearing
the result of kim's short program score and arakawa shook her head
a little. Arakawa then realized she maed a mistake and
TV camera tunred to another scene.
Arakawa never made a mistake after that.

Finally I could get connected with 2ch cuz of massive F5 attack by about 100 thousand insane Koreans,
and I've been really sick and tired of it. I'm convinced that what Koreans did to 2ch proves how selfish
and childish Korean race is. Hope they'll be arrested by the US ASAP.
That's all Japanese wish.

US ANSWP?
ANSWP has the authority to arrest criminal?

Are still noriaki fans alive?
I'm one of them.

Noriaki seems to have beeng having a hiatus, as close as effective
retirement from showbiz.

>>717
I've never been to the western parts of Canada, but might one day.
Must admit that I didn't catch much of the Olympics, but am quite
happy with what I did see. Watched some of the figure skating, as
well as the finals of curling and ice hockey. People in the UK seem
quite content with the one and only gold medal Britain won (the only
medal, really) in the skeleton bob.

>>722
Perhaps he has retired after making millions, living in luxury. His
ghetto upbringing is but a distant memory. Either that, or he's taken
poison.

>>714
You're wrong, "troll" means someone who tries to trick, confuse or mislead others
for their own amusement, or for fun.

>>703
What sort of music do you like? I can recommend you some western music in the same genre.

>>723
Have you lived on the eastern part of Canada?
Is it Quebec? Did you live in the part of Canada surrounded by french
culture?
I remember you are of french ancestry too, may be one fourth
or so. Is it from you mother's line? OH, I remember your father
was canadian diplomat. So french blood must come from your
father.
Can you speak french?

As Igirisu-jin said Noriaki earned millions of pounds, dollars and yen by releasing
smash hit after smash hit, climbing always to the top of UK, U.S charts.
He even played a few leading roles in Hollywood movies and one of which was directed
by himself, costarring with Angelina Jolly. He even flirted with her during the shoot
without Brad Pitt knowing it. Noriaki's Charisma makes Bradd Pitt look like just an ordinary man.
On top of that, NORIAKI is da REAL.

He sang in front of Queen Elizabeth and BBC played his mega hits each and every show
even during news shows. I think he's sailing around equator in Pacific ocean on his
private cruiser with gorgeous women with big boobs. He spends paparazzi-free life and
must be very happy.

Evee he has become a rech man, he never forgets where he came from and
he still has a sharp eye for what's real and what's not.

>>725
I'd say, refrain from asking too many personal questions while you hide under
anonymity. And remember, NORIAKI is da REAL.

Eminem, zeebra mo all fake

http://kotaku.com/5484581/japan-its-not-funny-anymore

An American video game journalist living in Japan explains his frustration with the country.
The article is pretty long but seems insightful.

>>722
Latter part is British joke?
hahaha.
At first I assumed you were refering to Tennessean.
That was really a hard black joke to me.

Now what you said comes across me. ghetto life and so on.
"taken poison" is a tribute to 君はポイズン kimi wa poison?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XSGqO7vwk

I like his move to get in the frame from the right to join
his black brothers and his pronunciation of "marder house".

>>727
I'm sorry. But I already know much about his background because
he takled much about his background so far.
I just infered from his statements..

イギリス has a sister, ten or so years yougner than him, if memory
serves me correctly.
That's what he told us.

But I agree I asked too many quesitons, which was
unpolite.

Guys, why so pathetic?

>>702
YOROSHIKU！
Chokkannde hashiru no ha SAIKOU DAZE!
Mappo Joutou Zenkai BARIBARI!!!!!

>>732
And he is surrounded by very colorfully painted walls in his house.

>>721
Oh my goodness. ASAP stands for As Soon As Possible.

>>732
No, he's a baby boy. He's the youngest. Loves Hirosue Ryoko. Loves to
bake a chocolate cake. Loves Fu-un Takeshi jou. He has a mixi account.
He once sneaked into Russia as a MI6 agent to meet a Bond Girl there.

>>737

Correct. However, while it is slang, it is business slang and considered appropriate
to use in emails and other formal address. It sounds a little strange to use it in a conversation, however.

Now, I am a native english speaker. Does anyone wish for some assistance with their studies?

And a question, for our brothers in the North Pacific: What do you think of New Zealand?

I think they're red necks just like the Brits or the Aussies
but we love gaijins so it doesn't matter.

>>740
I don't think you know what redneck means.

Let me put it this way then.
They're hicks as ewll but we love them anyway so it doesn't matter.

>>714
Thanks for your helpful reply.
I'll follow your advice.

Do you know how do i get to the british board?
i have not be able to find it yet.

>>744
What british board?

>>745
ahmmm....
i dont know that so well.
but the board was introduced >>705.

>>740
You shouldn't say gaijin though from Japanese view point it doesn't contain any hatred and malice to foreigners at all,
but some foreigners who is living in Japan think it's an offensive word. I'm not sure why though.

>>746
There are lots of English boards
ttp://4-ch.net/4ch is a good one.
ttp://www.4chan.org is more evil (like 2chan) but it is also in English.

>>748
thank you for telling me.
i am going to wach them later.

buy the way,
have you writen something on there?

>>739
thanks a lot for your info. I didn't know about it.

>>749
I post there regularly.

>>738
You mean, he is the one who trained Kim Yona to skate perfectly
as a Bond Girl?
No wonder he's quit his job.
He had to go to Vancouver.
Now I understand.

>>739
Plz tell us north pacific dwellers what kind of New Zeals your ancestors had.

gomenn, kyou wa korekara,

hán guó rén chī gŏu hé fèn

et merde

>>747
You should call them Zainichi-Gaikokujin with respect and affection to them, if you want.

Huh? are you insane?

GOW on insane difficulty was literally insane.
It took me four hours to beat Raam.

Acording to CNN, American User of Toyota claim again that they have still had acceleration problem after fixing at dealer.
How long last these witch hunt?
so far, no one proved or demonstalated those problems which sudden acceleration caused by electrical malfunction.

Does any Americans said "shame on you, X" to American auto makers
when there was a blowing up problem or something like this problem?
I can't belive that cars suddeleny blow up and you will be in fire. lol

I saw a hearing on internet without japanese translation.

I couldn't catch much about the s.
But i could tell that relays between toyota president and questioners
through a translater didn't go well.
It was my impression that especially when a black with distinctive
ebonic? accent talked to toyota president, talks were likey to
stall and get tangled.
If so, which do you guys think was at fault for the unsmoothness of the talks?

In my opinion the black politician seemed to be inconsistent and unrational.

I couldn't catch much about the s.
I wrote halfway and forgot to touch up the sentence.
but I hope everybody understands the context of my writings.

>>760
Maybe some americans are waiting for japanese to blowup and
strike a pearl harbor attack.
Japanese should be patient and keep distance from the trap.

If japanese was thought to go as far as koreans, Americans would
be more prudent enough no to hurt japanese feelings.

The cyber-terrorists are planning on launching yet another attack on Saturday. They're crazy.

Don't bother watching American news channels.
Our news programs are a joke.
Because the news industry is a business, they just report whatever will
draw viewers and cause controversy.

Even The Daily Show reports more actual news, and it's a comedy program.

Don't try to gauge the general public opinion by watching news programs.
You might as well rely on YouTube comments!

>rely on Youtube comments

I liked your joke.

>>753

Ha, not a bad pun. It's just called New Zealand because the first European to discover it
believed it seemed a great deal like a Dutch provence called Zealand. Hence: New Zealand.

>>747

I wouldn't mind. I'd be a foriegner over there, so I'd be called a Foriegner.
I'm not some batshit insane weeaboo who thinks he'll be revered as the
next Emperor for knowing a few anime catchphrases.

>>740

Hey, why are the Yankees left out of that description?

>>768
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz5GrkfV8hA&feature=related
Maori groups attacked this film, saying it is insulting
their culture.
Honestly I felt it was silly and thought special interest groups were
acting for their intersts.
How do you think?

As for maori or samoan or polynesian earning in Japan, they
are mostly rugby playres, as far as I can see on TV.
I don't have good feelings toward them.
They constantly feature nerwpaper for their violnece act, robbery,
raping and so on.
Rugby seems to be gentleman's sport in the U.K. But it seems to
be not true in south pacific.
The situation is true in japan too. In japan people are allowed to do rugby
if they are physically strong enough. Rugby players
are the one who get the most media coverage for homo video, gang raping and so on.
They are always students though, which is different to
adult polynesian players's case.

We must not forget Konishiki, former champion of sumo.
He is very popular in japan for his comical and affectionate
character.

I said above but I personally don't like him. lol
I think his manner is very blunt and he is a shrewd man, hiding
his true opinions. He seems to have some grudges against japan,
but he earns millions of dollars from japan and now live in
hawaii with japanese wife.(konishiki is also japanse on paper though)
I don't know why he is depicted as adorable guy in the media.
His way of saying sounds very blunt and arrogant.

We shouldnot forget hawaian's contribute to sumo.
I prefer musashimaru to konishiki. Musashimaru is cute and
adorable.

>>769

Hmmmm. It is a little dismissing of the culture. The Haka (War-dance) is almost sacred,
it is performed at the beginning of Major and Sporting events as a cultural symbol. It's
fine to use it in commercials involving sports events (The link I will place below), but to
use it simply to advertise coke insults its meaning. They do not want the Haka to be the next Christmas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_WEP9ZkpS4

^ I am aware that it's a whiskey ad, but it retains the meaning of the Haka:
Being as manly as possible to terrify the opposition. Plus, Penis-scare!

Ah, the islanders and Maori tend to feature towards the same thing here, but don't think
that they're like that as a whole. The intelligent ones love their families, respect their peers
and work as hard as anyone else.

Rugby is an everyman sport in New Zealand, like Cricket. Gentlemen's sports are Golf and
Bowls (A cross between bowling and Petanque). We always make fun of the Americans
about it, because their favorite sport (American Football) is a much weaker version (Tackles are lighter, and scrums do not exist), but
they still have to wear padding and protection. It is not manly. Rugby players only wear a mouthguard, and sometimes a thin rubber helmet.

As for the students, well, perhaps we can blame it on the folly of youth?

>>770

Perhaps it is because he is blunt and arrogant that he is considered adorable?
We in the west tend to view such things as forthrighted-ness (When you do not accept weak excuses for poor results)
or childishness (When it is an immature kind of arrogance, like narcissism).

I do not follow Sumo wrestling so much, I'm afraid. I follow fencing and blood-sport.

Konishiki is very very fat too, which may make him funny
and comical.
I myself don't like too fat people.

>>772

Fat people are okay, but sometimes I don't understand how they can let
themselves get into that situation. You'd think the constant cries of
'Tebbe! Tebbe!' would be enough of a hint.

What is blood sport?
Is it like MMA?
Have you ever heard of Martial Arts Event in Australia called Xplosion
?
Xplosion was started by japanese karateka Ray Matsumura.
Is it popular? I just happen to hear of Xplosion because
I am interested in martial arts events a little bit stronger
than average Japanese. I don't know exactly what they are doing.
They seem to mix kickboxing and the grappling style in their rule.
Xplosion is not widely known in Japan even though it was
intiated by Japanese. Ray Matsumura is not a celeblity in Japan.

XPlosion was reported to be a big event on a minor media but
it may have been an exaggeration.

I'm curious about how the people in the US feel anti-US activities in korea such as burning stars and stripes.
In my opinion burining foreign countries' flags is one of the worst and lowest deed in the world.
I think we are in the same boat for some reason. Koreans should be punished by Japanese and american troops again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6jIc2VuDY

>>774

A blood sport is a sport that will have bloodshed and wounding in it, like naked-edge swordfighting or premier boxing.
Animal hunting is considered blood sport, and after living in New Zealand for a few years, you will end up with a few
friends who like to take vacations in the Wilderness of our country to shoot wild pigs (That are easily capable of killing a man and grow very large) and deer,
as these animals are pests and you will be rewarded by the government with a small portion of cash for proving you killed it.

I haven't heard of Xplosion, but it sounds like Mixed-Martial-Arts, which is becoming popular over here as well.

>>775

It's amusing, because in Denmark the only way to properly dispose of a flag is to burn it.
I do not think you mean the South Koreans deserve to be invaded, but the Western world
agrees with the East, North Korea is a threat to all. We will wait until the leader dies of cancer (Which is likely soon)
and step in while the leadership is in chaos (All the generals will infight for power, making them weak).

We are concerned with the nuclear missiles that N. Korea may have, so we cannot just rush in. However,
N. Korea has gone mad and may just launch one in an attack, so vigilance is the watchword.

http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/imgs/b/4/b43d13fa.jpg
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/imgs/d/a/dac3ae09.jpg
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/imgs/4/b/4b7436a2.jpg

>>776
A wild pig you mentioned get as big as these ones.

What does it feel to have many people in other countires (ie. British, American, etc.) who speak the same language
as you? We can't imagine that. If Japan won the World War II, people of some countries in east Asia
and south east asia currently speak Japanese.

Any specific differences you Kiwis recognize about English in other countries?
I guess you guys, Ameican, British, Ausies and Kiwis are joking about each countries
English , behaviors, customs, etc.

>>777

Yeah, about that big. Pigs are big business done here, they eat all the native birds.

I feel that even though we speak the same language, it's pretty alien to us at some stages.
Take, for example, the Canadians. They would seem a little strange because of the way they drive,
the way they speak, the different customs they have, almost as if they were never a colony.

The British would be a little easier. We're the closest colony (In terms of relations, definitely not distance.
In fact, the other name for the New Zealand isles is 'Antipodes', meaning 'As far away from London as you can get))
and our cultures are very similiar. However, in sports and choice of entertainment (The British are acknowledged as the best
in Satire and Sarcasm) we are still very different. We're connected, but only like a Grandmother and her favorite Granddaughter.
(Traditionally, England, New Zealand and America are viewed as women when it comes to countries.)

Most jokes about Britain here are either about Tea, upper-class aristocrats (Britain is generally viewed as high-class)
Or about their celebrities.

America? We don't like America very much. We refused to make ourselves a target in the Cold War by preventing America
from keeping its nukes in our ports, so they broke off their defense and free trade treaties with us. Then there was the Vietnam war,
The Korean War, Gulf wars 1 and 2, and so on. And then there's the culture: Even to us, Americans are considered loud, rude and crass.
The food is too big and too greasey, the news is censored and controversial, and the stigma unpleasant.

However, Obama has pledged to disarm America's nukes. If he actually goes through with it and reconsiders the Treaty, it would be
Worth a thousand first steps to NZ. We respect wisdom, regardless of the source.

Most American jokes are about Bush, or Texas.

>>777
Australia is either the Big Brother of New Zealand, the friendly cousin, the fierce, loved rival or the 'West Island' (Meaning 'Just another part of us that we own'), depending on how close we feel at the time.
In all sports, all science, all economy, all trade and all diplomacy; Australia and New Zealand are always trying to be better than the other. Most of our jokes about each other involve sex with sheep.
A good example is Free-trade agreements. Australia made a very lucrative agreement with Japan, so New Zealand tries to get a bigger, better one at the same time. Australia got the strong market of Japan,
New Zealand received the many mouths of China, which worked out well. (Our exports are mostly a massive amount of food, clothing, metal and lumber, perfect for China's expansionist economic policy.)

Sometimes we fight over serious issues, like the Coalition of the Willing (Aus joined, we didn't) but that never strains the relationship too long. Anyone with a NZ citizenship can freely (You have to pay the airfare, obviously)
travel to Aus, and vice-versa. We also fight like cats in a sack over little things like who first invented the Pavlova (A very delicious desert), who Concord Dawn, Split Enz and Catchafire belong to (Very big bands),
who has a better accent, who is stronger (Aus is big and powerful, NZ is small and fast) and who has the most powerful SAS (The most elite special force agents in the world). But it's all in good fun, our rivalry is mostly a joke
(Unless it's a sport, in which case you must run away, because arguments and fistfights are very common in bars on the night of the Bledisloe Cup or the Tri-nations).

i don't know why but i loled, i don't understand why the word 現実 isn't translated though

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Oh Oh Oh ... Oh ... Oh there there! Oh Oh Oh Oh! ! ! Uuuawaaaaaa Ruizuruizuruizu! ! !
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I will Atsu! Your blonde hair pink to tan Kunkakunka Francoise Louise! Kunkakunka! Oh Yeah! !
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Guaaaaaaaaaaa! ! ! Nante not real comics! ! ! ! Oh well ... think anime novels ...
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Aaaaaaa that! ! Aaaaaaaaaaaa No! ! The Aaaaaaan! ! Harukeginia Aaaaa! !
This!ー rare book blimey I'll stop! ! Stop something real ... and ... Oh! ? I see ...? Ruiz-chan you look at the picture I cover?
Ruiz-chan I'll see you in the front cover! Ruiz-chan I'll look at me! I'll look at the illustration I Ruiz-chan! !
Ruiz-chan I'll talk to my animation! ! ! Netsu was good ... I'm still not abandoned Mont world!
Ho do they Oooooooo! ! ! Ruiz-chan is me! ! Kety I did! ! I can alone! ! !
Oh, Louise Chi Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan comic! ! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa No! ! ! !
An Ann Oh Oh Oh there like Aa An Oops! ! Si, Shiesuta! ! Aaaaaaa Henrietta! ! ! Tabitha § Aaaa! !
Brr ... thick downpour U! ! Louise I delivered to my feelings! ! Delivered to the Harugenia Louise!

>>777

If Japan had won WW2, then we would be speaking Japanese as well. Without Australia and the USA, New Zealand's only defense is its isolation.
Capturing Australia would have meant that you would only have to send ships from Brisbane and Sydney and that would be it for us. You'd probably be eating our Pacific Rose Apples every day.

>>780

What the great gigglefuck?

I personally think a person who brings up "if" in terms of the world history is stupid, because it seems losers' excuse and the past won't be changed.

I think that it's sometimes amusing to think about the world history in terms of "if."
The future is something that's already fixed and everything is destined to move
according to the intentions of someone or some kind of insitutions that governs our world.
You may say that's a conspiracy theory but that is a fact and nobody can go against it.

Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
And the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

>>776
N. Korea absolutelly sucks. it's like a gangster organication. S.Koera is also terrible in particular as for Japan.
What I meant earlier is Korea should be criticized by the world about their arrogance and rudeness in near future.
As you might know, Korean patriotism is getting higher and higher nowadays because of economic growth or something. like these videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAdftws0XJU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTM3rfNHm0U

They think Korea is the center of the world and everithing they do is forgiven as long as they show their patriotism.
And they never appreciated the technology assistance and billions of dollor assistance of Japan and the US.
To make matters worse korean gorverment is hiding those truth and the people in korea think korean economic growth was achieved only by itself,
and they just criticized Japan about WW2 and the US about Korean war without taking it into cosideration that Japan and the US helped Korea financially,
politically and technologically after WW2 and a lot of Japanese prime ministers apologized to Korea for WW2 more than 20 times.
No wonder Japanese are sick and tired of Korea. I'm really envirous of the relationshop between New zealand and Australia.

>>778-779 >>781
Thank you very much for your observation. Very intersting to read and informative.
It's interesting to know how Kiwi see the other English speaking countries and the rivalry with
Australia. I heard one joke which relates to the fact that there're lots of flies there.
What abot NZ? Are there lots of flies? Maybe sterotype.

Those pig doesn't seem to run very fast, still they can catch birds?
You're talking about birds which can't fly such as Kiwi? (obviouly meanig the name of the bird, not meaning New
Zealanders) Are they violent? Do they attack human when they encounter human in the wild?
If they rush to human, no chance to win except when you have a gun.

>>785
holy crap, i totally sang that in 5th grade. i forgot that song even existed before reading that post... dude old school

>>786

Hmmm. This relationship between countries is something I have seen once before: England and France are in (Or at least used to be) exactly the same situation as China and Japan.
Both are historical enemies, both are among the favorite targets of the other, and while France is considered the most arrogant of European nations-
- (They blew up NZ peacekeeping ships in the 80s to prevent obstruction of their Atomic testing on our atolls, they still refuse to apologize).
However, just because they're proud (And possibly a little underinformed) is no reason to threaten them with violence.
You'd be surprised how much damage indirectly offending import/export businesses can do to an economy.
To coin the Western phrase, if S. Korea is truly acting as you say, then no action is required, natural circumstances will make sure they 'Eat humble pie'.

Can we please not discuss WW2? It is not a taboo subject over here, but while we do not care who won or lost, we are sorrowful at the innumerable deaths, both ours and our wartime enemies'.

I'm somehow wondering how N. Korea gets its food, the Penninsula does not appear to have much in the way of good soil. But a country that big needs to be fed.

And I'm glad you like the idea of our relationship. But you cannot make such a relationship between countries without letting go of your prejudice.
Joke about their country, but above all else do not forget to joke about yours. Humour is a greater force for peace than any treaty or trade.

>>787

Ha, yes, it's not so much of a joke, that's why the stereotypical Australian hat has corks hanging from it:
To knock away the flies as you move. Australian flies are more than a nuisance, because they bite and draw blood, very conductive of disease.
In NZ there are an average number of flies, I guess. However, it is as noisy as a city everywhere because of all the birds and cicadas.
Some Aucklanders have had to use earplugs when taking walks through the Domain-
-(A park in the centre of the city) because there are so many Cicadas chirping that you can suffer damage to your hearing after a minute of walking.
The birds are mischievious, like your mythical fox.
The Fantail is so agile and swift that if you walk down Queen St with a box of French Fries in your hand-
- you can lose about seven chips and feel nothing more than a gust of air by your face as the little devil swoops in to steal them.
And there is the South Parrot, the Kea, -
-who can strip a parked car of its antennae, rubber seals, door handles, windshield wipers and sometimes even your rearview mirrors.
They love to have fun, but it's expensive for the tourist!

>>787

As for the pigs? They are slow, yes, but they can hold their breath and swim quickly.
Say there is a stream, the sides are covered with a type of frond-weed, making the bottom invisible.
A bird lands on the fronds, kicking its legs to both stir up the mud underneath for fish and remove any leeches.
The pig simply swims up with its mouth open and crunches its teeth together.

Instant death. It sinks, still chewing, and all that's left are a few feathers, a gap in the weeds and a small circle of bloodstained water.

That is a NZ pig.

They are very violent, but keep far away from man and will generally only attack if shot or if it is a mother pig with piglets.
If it sees you and attacks and you cannot shoot it in the brain, it will kill you.
Then it will eat you, including the bones, and you will simply be another man lost to the wilderness of New Zealand.

>>789

I meant to say S. Korea, not China. My apologies. I also apologize if Korea is not a historical enemy, I may have been misinformed.

>>790

This is a Kea, and I pity the car owner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6vY0s83NLg

The newest info about cyber terrorrism by Koreans.

Dear Customers and Users of PIE.us

Today on March 4th at 9:30am PST PIE.us staff visited FBI San Francisco to provide records of attacks on 2/28/2010 and 3/3/2010 to their "Cyber Crime Specialists".

PIE.us has also contacted FBI office in Tokyo and Seoul over the phone to express our sincere concerns on possible future attacks against U.S. corporation.

We have included not only a list of IP addresses but also patterns of attacks, what portal(s) it was led by、 different protocols used to attack multiple servers on PIE.us network with automated scripts.

Also、 there are many blogs written in Japanese and Korean stating the involvement of an attack.
We have documented many blogs to help specify whom some attackers are.

We cannot comment further about this ongoing investigation and what method we are using to detect these criminals.
If more technical issues arise that affect our network services、 you will be notified.

At last、 we would like to ask everyone who has attacked、 and/or is planning to attack tomorrow to halt all actions.
PIE.us will be on "code red" which is the highest alert level along with our partners from Asia and the U.S. to focus on defending our network.

The sole reason for PIE.us reporting to FBI is not for a revenge、 nor wishing anyone to be arrested.
We are just wishing these types of hate activities to stop around the world.

Also、 we just want to sleep in peace.

Pacific Internet Exchange
Ryan Iwasaka

http://maido3.cc/0301/statement.html

Acorrding to some articles on online newspapers, Koreans are planning to launch F5 attack to 2ch again tomorrow.
But plese refrain from taking a revenge to any Korean websites. just calm down and wait and see.

I want to believe that even Korean can take the situation this time seriously.

i hate long word...

i hate long word...

i hate wrong words...

i ate long worms...

i hate the worms...

jsut buamh of iekdok

Commander Schoep!

Why so many people appeared here suddenly?
Aftermath of cyber-attack?

we're alone. that's why.

We can't know when new boy(girl) come.

we just can't tell when a new idiot comes.

So many posts today I never seen before. Seems 2chan is becoming famous after the cyber-attack.

jane is a good-looking voluptuous woman. can't live without her.

I want to study English more, because we ,Japanese, must deal with anti anti-Japan in English.
I learned it from the cyber-attack.

all i do is dream of her when she is away.

all i do is make love to her when she is with me.

my life becomes sweeter and sweeter after she comes to me....

you'd better learn how to make love not to fight against each other....

>>809
Yes, we must.
Drop dead! anti-Japan!

Of course, I'll learn both.
I must save anti-japan's lovers from the wasting their life.
Their anti-Japan's activity is useless. It is my love for them.
And I can learn English. We both will become happy.

only in your dreams....

My wife is American but i can't speak English well.

I'm also used to arguing with them. on anti-Japan-related videos of youtube. I even made some English-subtitled videos to let the people in the world know
how Japan is suffering from anti-Japan by Koreans online and in real life. But I'm sick and tired of it nowadays. cuz most of anti-Japan koreans are trollers
and they never changed their political ideology. I think it's impossible to eliminate Korean hatred and history fabrication toward Japan from youtube.
I don't wanna get involved with them anymore. Rather I wanna forget about their exsistence as soon as possible. I'm exhausted. :(

>>817
I'm really envirous of you. I think she wants you to talk to her in English.
You can't speak English well? so what? It seems that you are making an excuse.
Don't chiken out.

Oh my goodness...

Don't chiken out.
→Don't chicken out.

Because my wife can speak Japanese so fluently too.
So there's no problem in our daily life if i don't speak English.
But I need to study English for another reason.

>>817
you wrote in English. (w
is there any problem caused by not good at English in daily life?

my girlfriend doesn't speak japanese at all. she just doesn't give a dumb about japanese culture too. i don't care much about that because she loves me. she really does.
don't care much about where i came from in these days somehow. just appreciating the fact that she loves me. my english is getting better and better all the time. maybe it's because of the magic of love. i'll be all right as long as she loves me.

oops, I should have reloaded.

In my case, my BF is a foreigner, but not a native speaker, though he knows how to speak English well.
but as far as Japanese language is concered, he is allergy. so we usually communicate in English as a second language.
It's more effective than I expected to improve my fuluency, expression and pronounciation.

lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxrzzQz-cWk

Does anybody tell me what the difference between a fucking buddy and GF is ?

*sigh

>>771
Thank you for the informative
To tell you the truth, I didn't take time to read your post through.
I just skim through the post and replied.

It is only O.K when maori dance theme, fighting and scaring is observed
,right? Even so, I think that whiskey film was not decent film and I
wonder if its vulgarness might offend maori people. Interesting..
Feel strange to me but whisky film is consistent with original maori
dance style and meaning.

As for amuron namie film, can we say rugy players are trying to intimidate
amuro namie too?

And we should remember him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iegH_5fWWUo
Newzealander must be overwhelmed by him.
He is behind no one except Noriaki.

Hope they won't slam down 2ch today.
I really don't wanna have to evacuate to a Korean copycat site of 2ch with Vippers again.

Yeah, about that big. Pigs are big business done here, they eat all the native birds.

What? Pigs eat live bird meat? scary.

>>827
a fuck buddy is just someone you have sex with

>>829

More or less, that is correct. The war dance is only performed for a fight. The whiskey ad (Not film) was a sample of 'chest-beating',
Which is rather funny in Western cultures. And, to be fair, I would be rather scared if twenty-
-or so large, strong men suddenly presented their penises to me.

Actually, I'd be damn near terrified.

As for Amuron Namie, the dancing was fine, but toasting with coke isn't.
It's like an advertisment showing a girl checking her makeup with the Yata no Kagami,
It shows no respect for tradition or sacredness.

>>830

He's just singing about himself and how cool he is. Is this a parody of rap?

>>832

They eat people, too.

>>818
＞I even made some English-subtitled videos to let the people in the world know
＞〜they never changed their political ideology.

Only not to Korean, but to Japanese.
Almost Japanese don't know the truth of the history and the Korean's behaviors.
Even if we know them, we can't express objection to them in English.
I can't use English well yet, but I have been studying English thanks to those videos
(perhaps I might study English on your video)
I show you honor.Thanks.

>>790
I undersatnd NZ is rich in wild creatures and they are nuisance.
When a Australian flies bite and draw bloods, it's not a fly anymore. At least in
japanese there is another name for the creature, but when I look up in English dic,
I found out it is called gadfly and horsefly in English and indeed as their names suggest (certainly it has "fly"
at the end of their name) it seems to be categorized in fly.
When I said fly, I was talking about housefly, by the way. But I understand Ausies are bothered by
any kinds of flies thanks to your explanation.
Fantail looks cute. South Parrot can be sold at high price in petshops in Japan. Maybe not. don't know.

>>791
Vivid discription of the way NZ pigs kill and eat their prey!
Don't wanna meet them in the wild.

>>818
Boring someone out of his mind is the only thing anti-Japan's good at.

Our indifference to anti-Japan deprived us of the mass media.
We must fight with anti-Japan power.
There are't easy fight in the world.

>>838
×　We must fight with anti-Japan power.
○　We must fight against anti-Japan power.

>>839
Thank you for teaching me!

It's a pity that ost American girls are taller than me.
I want to grow 30 cm more.

>>841
There are plenty of short girls.

my son is 12 cm

>>836

Oh, most of the native species aren't pests. But introduced ones like rabbits, weasels, stoats, wild cats and dogs
kill everything else. Luckily, at least, rabbits are always tasty. My grandfather used to shoot a few for stews when I was young.

What is the name for a biting fly in Japanese?

A fantail is cute, but if one flies into your room and out again, it is very bad luck.
They are the heralds of Death, and according to Maori legend killed their greatest god with their laughter.

If you see a Kea being sold, you must report the seller to the police. The Kea are a protected species.

>>841

And there are plenty of girls who like short guys. Having a good body helps, of course.

>>843

That better not be a penis joke, mate.

>>844
>What is the name for a biting fly in Japanese?

We call it アブ, while housefly types are called ハエ.
They aren't in the same category in Japanese although in English they include "fly" in
their names.
ハエ doesn't bite and draw bloods although they are considered dirty because
they like rotten foods, dogs droppings and such. In elementary schools in Japan
if ハエ　rest on your body, you become an object of teasing because the
ハエ　likes you, meaning you are almost the same as dogs droppings and rotten foods.

>>845

Oh. I've actually heard that often they will aim towards cleaner persons, because it is easier for them
to remove the filth on their legs.

An Australian saying for an intelligent or shrewd person is 'No flies on him', with obvious meaning.

Is it true that Cockroaches can fly in Japan?

I've been suffering from drysocket and terrible pain since I had my wisdom tooth pulled out in a big hospital.
Does anybody know how soon drysocket will be recovered on the average?
I saw my densits again 4days ago, but my gum is still killing me.

I mistyped. omg..

densits
→dentist

>>846
It's rare they fly when they are on the floor but if they're on the
wall they do often fly when you spray insectiside spray.

But cockroach in your country and ours are prpbably different in size and weight.
I heard some Japanese have a cockroach of Australia as a pet. They are called
cockroach but they look cute and look like a bug beatle, while cockroaches
in Japan walks very fast and spread disease.

Maybe in your country and Australia, there are the same type of roaches as Japan
in houses but what I saw on TV is was very big and live in the ground or somewhere.
like this as far as I know.

http://auction.jp.msn.com/item/130060826
It's sold in MSN auction! World's biggest size roach.

>>847
I don't think there's no dentists here.
Take good care of yourself. Keep where your tooth was clean. If the
pain continues, go to the dentist and punch the dentist in the face and kiss
girls at the reception desks and make them pay your money back.
Good luck.

http://auction.jp.msn.com/item/130060826

Don't forget to check the sister thread.

OOps.

wrong link

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50
this is the right one.

I'm searching for an apartment in a foreign country and looked up the info on internet.
then I didn't understand some abbreviations. Does anybody know What 70T/MO stands for?
I know MO stands for monthly, but I am clueless about 70T.
Thanks in advance.

>>853
What country is it?

>>854
Manila, Philippines.
Philipinos know how to speak English well, so I'm planning to contact with the owners of apartments I'm intersted in by E-mail in English
to inquire about the room for rent. What I mentioned is this website: http://www.buyandsellph.com/listads.asp?search=840

>>855
It's not an abbreviation used by English or American people, sorry.

Ahh.. I got it ! T stands for thousand? am I correct?

>>856
I see. I didn't know that. maybe it's Philipino English, Tagalish. anyway thanks.

K is used more commonly as thousand

I also encountered K. thanks for helpfull info.
but What does K stands for?

kilo?=1000

1 kilo gram=1000gm
1kilo meter =1000m

it stands for kilo

>>861
>>862

Makes sense. thanks.

Are you really Japanese?

>>864　r u?

I want to talk with someone because I have no friends to talk to in a real life.
But I realized that I have nothing to talk with you about especially.
So,bye!

>>851
you suck ! You must have post the comment intentionally.
I almost died when I saw the disguting pic.

yes i am japanese

Im a Zapanese.

>>869
（ ´∀｀）σ)Д`＞

えいごたん.jp
http://eigotan.jp

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　<丶｀∀´> ＜ 　Dokdo belongs to Korea. kkk
　（　　　　） 　│　Don't speak Japanese here, >>871
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>>872
（　´∀｀）σ)Д`)

which is better
learn with video game or
chat with you here?

I think it's better to play video game for lerning English..
When I went to Akihabara 5 days ago, I came across Nintendo DS's DQ6 of English version.
Next time I go there, I might buy it.

>>874
Learning by reading books is the best way.

>>875
Oh that sounds interesting!
i will looking for it when i go to Akiba someday.

>>867
Sure enough, i should read a lot of English books.
Okey. thanks for giving your opinion!!

whoops, i made mistake an anchor.
>>875 and >>876 thank you

It's so difficult for me to understand English without translating it to Japanese.
But while doing that, the next dialogue starts.
What should I do?

just study hard.

Get used to it.

you're probably not cut out for english. so throw it into a garbage can and pick another language. that will be the best solution for you.

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　<丶｀∀´> ＜ 　You mean >>879 should study our great language, Korean in stead of English?
　（　　　　） 　│　I'm glad that the people in the world are starting to realize how Korean is excellent and practical as an universal language.
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　〈＿フ__フ

They didn't attack 2ch yesterday, and to be honest, I find myself disappointed.

if you start learning korean today, you will be a super student tomorrow. i mean that.

I'm not really interested in the language but kind of attached to their goofiness coming out of all this.
I feel like I missed out on a chance to throw another stupid party, but I guess it's better that way.

I wish I understood Korean so I could better understand their stupidity.

ニダ

Goddamned koreans.

Noriaki VS Cool Tak is like

Godzilla VS King Kong

Predator VS Alien

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll-AJLQ2KQE
Who made this clip? I'm so suprised to know there is
another person who has the same taste as me outside this thread.

The creator of this video is resident of this thread?

http://www.google.co.jp/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=hts&oq=&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLG_jaJP317JP225&q=Noriaki+vs+Cool+TAK
And look at the name of the blog.
At first I assumed there was a computer program which creats
blog name in notime which corresponds to google search words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JmEtiRsQ4Y&feature=related
How about his English Pronunciation?
His pronunciation sounds like native speaker's one to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwlaG_rOoaM
No, actually they mean next to nothing to this God.
He's the KING and COOLEST of all Japan. Never forget his name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=542REDneaaE&feature=related
Yeah, I don't know Korean lauguage. But it sounds like Korean.
nidanida.

He's an inferior pakuri of the God though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJGl5rIiYKg&feature=related
I'm using IE6, which is not supported by youtube.
When I adjust sound bar? on the right side, it jumps to the top
and produces maximud sound instantaneously.
Is there anyone who has the same experience, using browser
except IE6?

Hi, Hi, Hi, you guys, uh,
yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gooooooooood Mooooooooooorning,
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never use ie6

S.G.I=Koumeitou=Soka Gakkai=Organized Crime Cult=A BUNCH OF EVIL MURDERERS

Put The Cult Realated Murderers Behind The Bar
http://www.dailymotion.pl/related/x9ro86/video/x8ypo1_yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_news
朝木明代さんを殺したのは創価だと聞いたのですが
http://society6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/soc/1217511278/601-700
朝木さん殺人事件を闇に葬って
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4130867
矢野さんを酷い目に合わせて
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMDWmdF4xoo&hl=ja
集団ストーカーを日常的にして
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgCgQOiol70&hl=ja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqHnqRHH-qM&hl=ja
田中康夫さんに酷い選挙妨害までして
http://podcast.tbsradio.jp/ac/files/actk20090831.mp3

Firefox is the best browser.

Opera is better than it

can you racomend me some English books
for learning?

so it is interesting, fun
and i can contenu studing.

please

It is hard to answer that reading taste is different from person to person.
but I think that the book for infant would suit you.

>>895
yeah, i experienced some thing like that several times.
im using the latest version of IE.

Sorry, I can't.
I've bought a lot of English books so far but most of them have never been read by me.
They are sleeping on the shelf in front of my desk with thick of dust on top of them.

>>903
Really. So it seems to be a problem associated with
all version of IE. Google shoule tackle the problem
as soon as possible.
Google must have the brightest people in the world.
Why can't they fix?

>>904
Sell them in auction or give them to me free of charge.

>>904
It seems to me that you lack the motivation to read.

Why not read manga translated in English.?

>>906
Don't you understand a mentality of a person who is collecting something?
Just looking at them makes me feel that I'm intellectual.

I would often read manga translated in Egnlish when I was high school,
but ,for example, Death Note has all capital letters and it is difficult for me smoothly to read it.

if say so, you dont need to read them at all.

there is nothing problem.

>>908
where can we read or buy it?
please tell me.

>>818
Your task is not to change korean behavior and mind.
Koreans may know they are wrong but they never change. They know
they are wrong and make propaganda to the advangate of them and
the disadvantage of Japan.
Your task is to let the world except koreans know the facts and awake
potential people. I'm also the one who was able to change opinion by
knowing activities like from you.
Ignore koreans and bigot people and people who are not interested in.
Exhausting you is one tactis of korean. F5 attacks reminds me of
ringing the phones of the revenue office one after another untill the
receiver gives in and obeys what koreans order.

>>912
In personal, I don't like a japanese cartoon which translated into english.
Because I always feel that translated version differ from its original version in nuance of expression.
That make me irksome.

Those books are selled at major book store. (E.g. kinokuniya, junkudo)
I suppose that Amazon also sell them.

Originally, translated versions of Japanese Manga magazines such as Boys' Jump
have been a kind of commodities for sale in USA and so on. Recently introduced in newspaper, or, with publishing
companies seeing its sales increase in Japanese Manga books, which is owing to
young persons' surging earnestness over studying English, a part of them, however,
have come to be dealt with in domestic book stores, though just recently.

>>909
That attests to the fact you are actually dumb enough to not read a book.

X enough to not
O enough not to

You are dumber, really.

>>917
Both are correct.

>>919
Looking back at the quoted posts, it's not correct. Sorry.
The ideal phrasing here would be, "... enough not to read books."

both are ?

○fight against
○fight with
both are correct.

Does anybody correct the following sentence I made if there is strange expression or wrong grammar or any typoes?

Hey Koreans. Don't think that everything you do is allowed as long as you show nationalism to the world.
Korean nationalism is said to be childish like self-centered ideas. Just look up the word "humility" by your dictionary :)

sorry, my question is strange.

Can any Does anybody correct the following sentence I made if there is strange expression or wrong grammar or any typoes?
→Would you please correct the following sentence I made if there is strange expression or wrong grammar or any typoes?

Now there's a topic on yahoo. co.jp regarding, "why is yen so strong?"
It says in spite of the massive amount of Japan's borrowings, yen is bought around the world because
it's relatively stable compared to euro and dollar.
Japan is a super-indebted nation but in fact there are some other indebted countries such as
Germany and England whose borrowings are almost equal to those of japan.
It's buying more and more US governmental bonds every year.
The US is a ferocious nation that tries to sell their national bonds to all parts of the world.
National bonds are counted as savings, but in fact they are no more than pieces of paper, so
These nations buying US bonds including Japan are just buying papers...
I've heard that the US prohibits Japan's possession of gold to a certain amount.
One thing you can say for sure is that the dollar is getting weaker, and the yen is getting stronger.
I predict that at some point of this year the dollar gets below 80 yen.

I shall miss you.

>>920
In your sentence, you could drop the "books" since it is unnecessary.

English has a wide range of expression. Correct or not is hard to tell.

>>925
>I predict that at some point of this year the dollar gets below 80 yen.
I doubt it.
The DPJ, which is the last hope for revival of Japan, is almost certain to collapse.
When it actually falls down (this summer), the yen starts to weaken.

I see, I see.
It is possible that the wrong expression in a country is correct in another country, isn't it?

>>925
>I predict that at some point of this year the dollar gets below 80 yen.

That would not be good for Japan, would it? Japan export so much electronics and stuff to the USA.

I have definitely a great dick.
Do you guys want to try this?

How great is it?

with my anus?

dont talk nonsese.
we hate such a topic.

show the length and girth of your penis.
in centimeter if you can.
inch is o.k though.

>>929
Personally, I don't believe that Japan's political system would change according to the political
party that people support. I must suppose that there is something going on behind the political parties.
The psychological impact created by political scandals and fallacies or whatever may
affect the people's investment behaviors more or less, but I don't assume that the stakes are
very high.

>>931
Basically it's a good thing for Japan in principle that the yen gets strong. In fact, the 80's
bubble occured due to the strong exports backed up by the strong yen. But it doesn't
apply in this case, because it's not that the yen is strong but that the other currencies
including the dollar are weak. The problem is, the world economy in general is on the verge
of another crisis, as many economisists and critics have pointed out.

>>931
Although I'm not 925,
That would not be good only for the exporters.
Most of average Japanese welcome strong yen, for they can keep buying power.

25.6 cm

>>937
The main cause of their collapse would be having failed to reduce the enormous debts that you mentioned.
That could lead the yen going down quickly.(Many start selling yen)

>>938
>Most of average Japanese welcome strong yen, for they can keep buying power.

I partially agree with your opinion. Not power literally, but to put it more precisely,
credibility and influence. Japan has kept buying the US bonds, and lending money
virtually every corner of the world. The money spent is not likely to be fully reimbursed.
But this fact makes Japan a totally credible nation. From a superficial point of view,
Japan seems to have lost much of its money that owes to the people's savings. But
it in turn means that Japan has gained some kind of credit, which resembles trust
from around the globe.

I must go to bed now.
Nice talking with you, good night.

>>937
>Personally, I don't believe that Japan's political system would change according to the political
>party

I completely agree with you.
Therefore, Japan is completely bollocks and they should be perished.

Fuck this country , Die in agony!!

you too

oh well, we are in japane

朝木議員
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cudbaWKaSAU
「黒い手帳」　反矢野キャンペーン 第一部　尾行　威嚇
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpbHXo9pRg&feature=PlayList&p=683EC459325D579B&index=1
黒い手帳　裁判全記録　矢野絢也　第二部　尾行　威嚇・・
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGopucGasmA&feature=PlayList&p=683EC459325D579B&index=2
集団ストーカー（証言編）02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kY2IRSdsfA&feature=PlayList&p=683EC459325D579B&index=0&playnext=1
被害者 激白！【集団ストーカー】企業乗っ取り→日本乗っ取り
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lXs6eeT1Ds&feature=PlayList&p=683EC459325D579B&index=12

what do you these mean?

S.G.I Soka Gakkai International in English
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1268018851/1-100

What the hell is going on in the Japanese threads?
Are we barred access again?

I got a message on my youtube ID from a Korean. the message is as follows;

You have been reported to the law enforcement authority and the Youtube for your multiple misconducts acted on Youtube
in which you have deliberately broken the agreement to use the service responsibly. You will be expected
to hear from the law enforcement shortly.

I've never had any misconducts on youtube. I just made a few videos to go against anti-Japan from Koreans.
And I'm wondering why he brought up the law enforcement authority. What do you think of his message?

http://sportsnavi.yahoo.co.jp/fight/
In japan, pro-wrestling, pro-wrestle(プロレス) is included in matrial arts
category on japanese sports newspaper. Its news is mixed with the news
from sumo, MMA, Boxing and so on.
How do you guys think?
I think it should be excluded from serious sports and it should have
its own category.
I don't dislike japanese prowrestling and prefer american style.
Most japanse know it's fake and allow pro-wrestling foundations
not to openly admit the storyline.

Are those who watch WWE regarded as low-IQ and as such?
But I like its stupidity and silliness.
Back-door drama with the camera in front of them is amusing.
I don't focus on the move on the mat. I like lines and performance.

And I'm wondering why he brought up the law enforcement authority. What do you think of his message?

I think they are facing that law enforcement authority now (see F5 case) and
just placing japanse in their situation and intimidating japanese.

>>952
I see, should I jsut ignore him? Do you think youtube and the authority will punish me?

>>950
You may be arrested immediately upon your vist on Korea. LOL
Half joke.
Because it's probable. A korean journalist who has been candidly
critisizing korea for its unfairness and mistakes
couldn't go back home because she could be arrested.
She eventually chose to be a japanese citizen.
In japan anything and anyone prefarable of Korea and againt
Japan are O.K.
They are rather enshrined and some japanese were awared korean orders
(of culture).
They can come back to Japan and speak anything they like in Japan.

Korean can say anything bad about Japan but their freedom of speech
is limited, expecially on the matter of current political powers.
Then they will be arrested after they let go of the power. It's the
same story again and again.

>>953
I don't think so. I don't know much about the law.
But youtube should not be operated under crazy korean law.
Rather under american law.
You still didn't get any warnings from youtube and the authority.
Why not consider if you got the warning from them?

In addition to >>954.
I'm afraid if it intimidated you.
The author of "anti-korean wave" visited Korea and was able to
return home. Even he excaped being arrested, why can't you?
Even crazy korean authority can't put their crazy law on japanese
citizen.

preferable of was strange. Rather in favor of was correct.

>>954
You mean as long as I'm in Japan or foreign countries except Korea, there is no possibility for me to be arrested?
I didn't know that Korean freedom of speech is limited like what you mentioned.
I really realized that I'm lucky that I was born and grew up in Japan.

>>955
I haven't recieved any warning from youtube yet.
I've made a decision that I won't take it seriously that even Koreans give me threatening message.
I'll just ignore them. thanks.

omg.

that even
→if

You can make a video about it and post it as a response to see what other people think.
That will be something.

why are you guys clinging such a crap?

>>961
Are you a foreigner? that's depply connected with the critical situation Japan is facing now.
They are worried about how Korean anti-Japan activities infuluence on their real life.
The probelems are ranging from WW2 to the right of vote for foreigners bill that Japan's gorverment is tyring to bring in now.
No wonder Japanese are discussing Korean-related issues.

A tall australian woman was the guest of harumi kurihara's cooking program.
Australian was ahead taller than harumi.
What would happen if harumi kurihara suggested cooking a whale meat
dish? lol I thik this kind of joke is permissable in the U.K.
Mr.Bean and Sacha Baron Cohen would dare to the same thing. Why not japanese do
black joke like British?

I didn't remember when I ate whale meat last time. Many foreigners
must belive japanse eat whale meats regularly. But it's not true.

I heard a documentary film bashing dolphin hunting got a academy
prize. I don't remember eating dolphin. Dolphin eating habit is
limited to tiny portion of Japan. It's delicacy.
Dolphin is not the thing to eat for most of japanse and it's
regarded as cute animald and featured on various manga and comics.
I heard that dolphin hunting is relating to protecting fishery business there
because dolphins are pest eating their products.
The director of the film ignored this aspect?

The move of Academy Award seems to be in accordance with the move of
banning fishing blue-fin tuna.
This move is understandable if blue-fin tuna is becoming endangered species.
However, whale also eats tuna. That aspect should be considered too.
If whales are allowed to breed freely, tuna could be perished by whales.

Whitest people of the whites, Norweigen are for whale hunting.
It's very interesting.
Why not attack white brethren with arms and firm will to
fight back and kill if attacked?

I think it is one of the options to avoid traveling all the way
to antarctic for research whaling. It might make matters worse
and go against Japanese will.
Generally japanese is likely to set back to avoid friction.
It's strange japanese insisting solely on research whaling against
the world.
I suppose that special interest group is connected with whaling
and bureaucrats obtain posts in govemental agency.

Whaling is bread and butter for them regardless of its legitimacy.
I think whaling has ligitimacy but it should be carried carefully.

>>730, >>732, >>736, >>738
You have pretty good memories... >>738 is correct, however. Just applied
for my Russian visa for this year, too, but the application form is much
longer. Now we have to state where our last two jobs were, where we were
educated, if we had explosives training, or if we ever did military service...

>>736, my walls are all magnolia in colour now. The only bright walls
are the hallways, which are raspberry in colour. Normal rooms are now
normal colours and easier on the eyes.

>>963
British television is very tolerant, though there are some things people
would complain about. The broadcasting regulator accepts many complaints
for even trivial things. It's a very British trait to complain about things,
I think, such as quality of tea, weather, politics, kids these days, noise,
people walking dogs... all sorts of things... so although people often
complain about TV and radio shows, most of the time, nothing is done.

Things people complained about this year and last include... Peter Andre breaking
down during an interview (if you don't know who he is, it's not worth finding
out), Gordon Brown talking about his daughter during an interview, Simon Cowell
forcing the public to vote someone off X Factor, Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand
insulting Andrew Sachs (Manuel from Fawlty Towers) on his answering machine on
radio, racist remarks on Big Brother directed at an Indian participant...
Most people don't really care about any of this...

>>965
Question for イギリス人さん,

I was shocked to see Hugh Grant on TV promoting his latest movie 'Did you hear about
Morgans?'
I know he has been renowned for playing the role of miserable men, but
I thought that was only his acting ability and not his reality.
But viewing his appearances on TV this time, he himself 'looked' miserable, i,e,
less fit, weary, not making witty comments at all, etc.
He reminded me of his mug shot when he got arrested in Hollywood some
ten years ago....
Is this the image you guys carry of him in UK?
In Japan, he is still renowned for his charming role in 'Notting Hill.'

Just so you know, I'm not gay. I'm a woman.

He turned out to be a dirty old man. What else do you expect?

>>966
It's true, these past few years he has looked rather worn down and weary,
even during interviews and appearances. He still has a charm about him and
often tries to evade personal questions with humour and wit.
We don't really hear about him so much any more, but the image we carry is
of his later films, more of his roles in 2004/2005 with Love Actually and
the sequel to Bridget Jones Diary. The British paparazzi are quite ruthless
when they pick up on something negative about someone popular, so I'd say
that did massive damage to his image here.

>>965
You brought up the story related to Katie Price, Jordan
again. You really love her. You are obssessed with Jordan consciouslly or
unconsciouslly.
I should have learned him at leat one time.
But I totally forgot about him. Memory revived and tells
me he and Jordan should have met at survival reality TV of something.

I saw his face on google search for this time. He came as gay or
iranian.
I also forgot about your loved one Jordan. I talked to myself "who is this
sillicon boobs?". I apologize to you.

British should curse Pamela Anderson for spreading bad
fashion, sillicon boobs and heavy make up in Britain.

And we are noticing more and more fake boobs gravure idols in
Japan even though they are not made to look like Pamela Anderson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybiM51194MA
I don't know what's going on and don't have guts to
watch through the video for now.
But i can say Britain is fantastic with those drag ladies and
black guy york(is he football player york?). I don't know whats
going on, but crazy and fun!

Gayness is a thing to be celebrated; it's a blessing over there.
So are fake boobs. It seems that people lack cultural sensitivity sometimes.

>>972
Are you >>966? You are a good English speaker. You are different from
others. Are you returnee or have you lived abroad?

Just so you know, I'm not gay. I'm a woman.

This kind of usage is hard to learn from studying on desk alone.

Soka Gakkai International (SGI) = Organized Crime Cult

朝木議員
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cudbaWKaSAU
「黒い手帳」　反矢野キャンペーン 第一部　尾行　威嚇
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpbHXo9pRg&feature=PlayList&p=683EC459325D579B&index=1
黒い手帳　裁判全記録　矢野絢也　第二部　尾行　威嚇・・
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGopucGasmA&feature=PlayList&p=683EC459325D579B&index=2
集団ストーカー（証言編）02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kY2IRSdsfA&feature=PlayList&p=683EC459325D579B&index=0&playnext=1

Who murdered Asaki?
Who murdered Itami Juzo the movie director?
Who murdered Nagata?
Who harrassed Yano?
Who is fxxkin up Japanese politic

IS SOKA GAKKAI BOTHERING YOU? THREATENING YOUR LIFE?
CALL SOKA GAKKAI NO HIGAISHA NO KAI!
BECAUSE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT WON'T PROTECT YOU!!

...I think Daisaku Ikeda needs to buy a new photo editting software.
ha ha ha ha
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5129396
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5129833

victim group
http://www.toride.org/

Did soka mafia guys poke the innocent man's eye with an umbrella for distributing flyers says seikyou-bunri? (Seikyou-bunri=politics can not be mixed with dangerous cult)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1695119540984112651#docid=-7370502259977305264

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IJGfxxw7n4
We love Olympic game,don't we?

>>968
Thanks for the reply☆
It's good to know that he really is a humorous and witty person,
because at least stereotypically, we belive that it is a prerequisit
for an Englishman to be witty and even cynical.

I don't know if you are interested in this at all, but did you know
Mat Damon has been idolizing Mickey Rourke for a long time?
He said on an interview show 'Actors Studio,' that he even had
Mickey's poster on the wall in his bedroom before he became an actor.
He also said that Mickey gave Mat an advice (when they met on a shooting or someting)
that Mat should do things properlly and should not waste his talent and life,
like Mickey himself.
In Japan, Mickey Rourke became a passe a long time ago, so it really
is a surprise that a popular actor like Mat Damon still listens to
Mickey...
Sorry, I was just mumbling to myself.
Please ignore this post.

>>979

I think it's because the British have a problem getting new people who are
talented enough to be celebrities at the moment.
So they focus on the older ones until new blood can course through the system.

There was a comment on Hugh Grant in a previous post, and I'm also the one who was
surprised to watch him on a Japanese TV show. He looked so worn-out, and I found
him no longer an intelligent, sweet looking kind of guy. He was mumbling some cheap
jokes and responded to the Japanese comedians in a rather masochistic manner. What
happened to him?
I felt the same kind of sentiment over Mikey Rourke. I found him in an article of a magazine
and I was so surprised that he has changed a great deal I couldn't believe my eyes.
I know he is a professional wrestler and there was a lot of stuff after his huge success
in several movies as an actor, like drugs, plastic surgery and so on.
But I can't still believe my eyes because he was such a good-looking guy with a great reputation
that almost every single woman in the world called him sexy.
What has become of him again?

>>980
You must be kidding!!!
They've got Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Jude Law, Jason Flemyng, Hugh Jackman (the latter 2 are
not as young as Jude, though) and many more young & talented actors!

Hugh Grant should maybe follow the footsteps of Richard Gere...
to remain in the movie industry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2LBnItpk24
これの一人ってどこの人？
なんかouとかの発音がオージーっぽいけどstopとかの発音はアメリカっぽいんだけど
アメリカの訛りでこういう発音するとこってある？

The Obama administration got so many issues to solve. The health care reform,
Troops stationing in Iraq and Afganistan, high unemployment rates, etc.
Seriously, I doubt if he got what it takes. As everyone knows, he is a mix of black
and white, born in a muslim and christian family. I think that this is a new type of
propaganda used by the power behind him. I'd say he is a first(or second, third)
symbolic president of the US. In other words, he is sending a false image of the
US, where everyone is equal regardless of the color of skin, races, religions, sexes
that they belong to. Just after his inauguration people were cheered and welcomed
the first black President at first, but personally it only reminded me of Hitler.
In fact, it was just a few days after his sending 20,000 troops to Afganistan that
he took the Nobel Prize. It's nothing but a new form of propaganda.
The US people are now focusing their attention upon health care plan. But whether
the bill will be passed remains to be seen for the moment. They say it will be due
by the end of this month, but it is still unclear when the bill will be passed.

みたけどわかりません

what are you talking about?

some trifle in daily life.

Welll send them your heart so they know that someone cares

build next thread please

I couldn't build it,sorry.

I'll try. hold a sec.

>>991
i will hope it!!
good ruck

I've done.

here is next thread (chat in English part 140)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1268140744/

let's move to there

fill this thread up with mess before we migrate

okey, i will get >>1000

I help you.

realy? thanks

ok! now i am going to >>1000!!

i trust you

I am the >>1000

Thank you every one!!!

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