Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 137

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 136
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1252765680/

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

Here is the place to have a ball!!!!!

im japanese
foreiners out my of country or become a slave for us...

I love coffee.<3

I hate coffee.

The Japanese people love cosplay.
2 is definitely one of cosplay-freaks.

>>1
Good job, idiot.

Slim Shady is in all of us.

I love coffee candies, but I hate coffee.

Mammoth Rari-P is in all of you, too.

>>6
Yes, that brought 2chan huge popularity.

I love Hiyashi-chuka, but Hiyashi-chuka season is over.
what should I do?

Hiyashi-chuka is one of Japanese cuisine, not of Chinese.
Do you know that?

>>10
I recommend Tan-men.
By the way, could anyone translate this "お前に食わせるタンメンはねぇ".

Chuka, it doesn't matter where it originates.
At this time of year, Niku-man starts to take over the position of
Hiyashi-chuka.
Another Chinese invasion.

There is no Tanmen for you, idiot!

>>14
Thank you so much!

idiot!

To someone in the previous thread:
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3525954
>What is the artist and the name of this song, Japanese people?

It's a song named 雨曝しなら濡れるがいいさ by Eastern Youth (イースタンユース).
They make pretty good music, though they don't look very attractive...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWat8SfC2c4

you are very nice.

Hiyashi-chuka is definitely Japanese invention.
We are proud of it :)

But you are not Japanese!?

I've been Japanese for a long time, you young squirt!

Thank you >>17. They seem like a good band.

>>21
Do you mean naturalized?

I've been Japanese　since I was born.
Was my Japanese unnatural again?

Looks like the Korean troll is back agan

Maybe tomorow he will be German...he is amazing.

No! my English.

>>25
" be proud of it :)" is not his patent, right?
Don't mistake me for that anti-Korean operative.

>>27
No! your Face!

My face is unnatural?
A lady called it drooly the other day, I admit though.

>>30
You must look like Kimutaku before washing his face with
Gatsby, i.e. Iwao from Football Hour, LOL

Floyd Mayweather is the best!

LOL, that commercial is funny.

>>22
You are mammoth welcome.

OMG@@@@

What happened?

after all that thread hijacking, it's refreshing to see someone posted a music video link.

thanks for the info. It is a pretty good band.
any Kashimashi fans out there?

You must be drunk

as if you can be drunk on a cup of earl gray tea.

I'm board
Call you back

>>37
You know, anyone is welcome here, even dickjackers:)

Oh, you so generous, honey!

This is my first time to be called "honey" in my life.
I feel great!

>>43
Oh, poor thing.
Don't you know >>42 is either one of Osugi & P-ko?

Whoever is okay.
I wanted to be called "honey".

You know, almost all Japanese die without not having being called honey.

I should say,
without having being called
Is it correct?

Ah....what's good on TV tonight?
Is it worth watching it, or should I stick to 2CH?
Neither seems productive, lol

You should go to bed.

But it's only 8:30pm.

You should produce a baby.

Try cell division instead, much easier.

Cell division!
What a sexy word!

You must be Amoeba.

It's the close enough.

If amoeba can do it, so can you. Ganbatte!

One man's loss is one man's gain.

How would you explain that in terms of cell division?

One man's ass is one man's drain.

There's something there.

What crime you commit?

Your ass is split into two.
Is this also considered a kind of cell division?

Shitting in front of the public.

Stay in your anus.

Is it the biproduct of ass split?

How may people are in here?

No! It is a division of your anus.

Shut your bleeding hole!

>>65
OK, Let's call over.
1.

If you have a cracked anus, count two.

I have a nice peachy ass, three.

How many anus virgins are in here?

>>71
You tell us first!

俺は追突事故にあったことがない。
This is my answer.
>>72
Next is your turn!

I don't have an ass hole.

You put it a cover avoiding being fucked?

>>74
Have you undergone surgical operation to eliminate cancer or something like that?

>>46
Yes

I cannot find this thread by typing "chat" in 2ch.net search engine anymore.
It says it cannot find it. I wonder why??I found this thread via google "2ch.net Chat English 137"

>>78
I've experienced the same thing.
When I searched for some threads in 2ch's search engine before, it showed
no results.
But I tried searching again after a while, then this time it showed
some threads I was looking for.
So you can try again after a while if you don't get any search results which
is supposed to be shown.

I don't know why but maybe it's temorary malfunction on 2ch's search engine's side.

The Gods of 2ch are angry at English language for being so difficult.

I am a virgin. Do you know any virgins?

I know myself.

>>82

Ah, so you are a virgin? I don't know how it is in Japan, but it is unheard of
in Britain for somebody to be a virgin at 20 years old (I am 20).

>> what is a Brit like you doing in a place like this :-D

the latest trend in forgetting to put the numbers after >>...

>>83
Hey unvirgin gentleman,
how is the English spoken in movie The Full Monty categorized?
Do you call it Sheffiled English, or summat else?
Is it a normal way of speaking in mid-England?
Ta!

>>83
I'm 18, so I still have two more years of leg room before I will be considered pathetic in Britain.

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50

Sometimes come to this thread and answer questions. Thank you.

>>83
Where is the most common place where you sleep with a girl for the first
time? Eitheir you or your girlfriend's house? What if parents or siblings
are at home? You still do it with door and windows shut?
There's no mindset that keeping your verginity until marriage is a virtue?

>>88
I'm not >>83, but I'll answer your last question from my own perspective.
Most teens aren't concerned with chastity, at least in America. Too many hormones raging. You know how it is.
There are some who pride themselves in being chaste until marriage, but those are usually folks with religious parents.
I see nothing virtuous about it. It doesn't really benefit anyone... It only makes you lousy in bed on your honeymoon.

>>89
I see. I for one think it's ideal to keep being chaste until marriage
no matter if you're from religious family or not. I'm a man and if you
have sexual drive, you can do masterbation instead of sleep with a woman.

I don't like it if my prospective wife has slept with lots of men
and are skilled in blow job or other sex techniques, which means she
was trained by her exboyfriends.

Men in 2ch tend to think as I do, although an average man in real world
might not care about how many men she has slept with before he meet her.
Women who slept with a man already is sometimes called a second-hand car
sarcastically. Everybody likes a new car than a second hand car.

>>90
I don't see why it should matter. Her having had sex before meeting you doesn't really change anything, aside from the fact that she won't bleed the first time you penetrate her. I see that as a good thing.

In addition, there seems to be a double-standard... Men can lie about being virgins, while women cannot. So women are always the "second hand cars", and never men.

Besides, I think that the chemistry between the husband and wife is much or important than their sexual history. Their sexual past or prowess should be secondary, and shouldn't alter who you decide to marry.

But that's just my opinion, of course!

>>91
Your posts have a lot of sophisticated words for me, such as
prowess, chaste, etc.
Thank you for posting.

Korean guys are surprisingly popular among girls all over the world thanks to Korean Wave.
The wave is considered to be sweeping the world everywhere, such as America, Asia, Europe, Russia,
Mexico, etc... Those fangirls of Korean guys often say Korean guys are hot and sexy, along with being really smart.
I'll let you know how smart Korean guys are. I'm sure you know about Samsung, the world best supplier of IT products such
as TVs, smartphones, fridges, computers. All those Samsung gadgets already became popular with volume-zones, meaning Samsung
dominated the world market. Quality gadgets and well-planned marketing have been done due to the smartness of Korean guys.
Girls all around the world admit that. That's why Korean guys are considered smart, hot and sexy.
I'm proud of it. :)

>>92
You're welcome. I'm glad to help.

>>94
I have a question about English for you.
I see 'due to' used both for positive reasons/causes and negative reasons/causes.
For example, I conldn't go to the park due to the rain, or Successful marketing
was possible due to their techical prowess.

I originally thought 'due to 〜' was more on the negative side, as in the
first example, but is it used for both positive and negative reasosns equally?

And how do you differenciate its usage from 'owning to' and 'thanks to'?

Sorry for the lengthy question.
Hope you'll understand what I mean.
Thank you.

>>95
"Due to" can be used in both the positive and negative. The reason someone might use "thanks to" instead of "due to" is purely aesthetic. It looks/sounds more optimistic, but it really means the same thing.
So yes, it is both positive and negative but is probably more commonly used in the negative sense.

The reader has to figure out whether it means "owning to" or "thanks to" based on its context.
In the sentence "The trip was cancelled due to bad weather", for example, "due to" means "owning to". The reader would know this based on what's being stated.
Hopefully it's fairly obvious to the reader.
However, keep in mind that one might explicitly use "thanks to" in this sentence as a form of sarcasm. Again, the reader has to interpret it.

I hope I helped. I never know if my explanations make any sense, lol.

>>91
I don't want to imagine erected penis of her ex are inserted there.
I want to be the first man. Her vagina is tainted with her ex-bfs sexual desire.

I want a new car! not a second hand car with scratches on its surface.
I don't like seats of a second hand car on which drivers farted so often in the past.
New car's seats are clean like a girl who is vergin.

Just my opinion.

>>96
Oh, thank you very much for your explanation.
You've been a great help!

>>97
Lol, well, good luck finding your new car! I'm rooting for you.

>>98
No problem. :)

I have to get going for a while. I have some readings for university that I've been putting off... I've waited until the night before class to read them.
Ah, I have such horrible study habits... Oh well.
See you around!

>>97
But I don't think her ex-boyfriends farted on her so often in the past...
or did they?
So IMHO, she is at least fart-vergin, and you can be the first one
to fart on her to your hearts content!
Good luck!

>>99
I'd say 2ch comes on top of everything.
I'd post nonsense in 2ch with my cell phone even during my parents funerals.

But you have your own priority. Good luck on your study.

do most japanese guys have a fart fetish? is that common?

>>102
I don't know 'most' japanese guys, but at least 'many' have a fart
fetish.
The smellier the fart, the better, they say.

wow.....
that's pretty sick.
thanks for the info.

They even have vending machines with jars filled with farts.
You open them up and the glorious farts of beautiful women come drifting out.
They have Japanese, American, and even Russian women's farts. Each has its own distinct cultural smell.
These vending machines make millions annually, and are common on street corners and in busy malls.

The next time you're in Japan, pick up a fresh can of farts!

>>105
Actually, you need a card called 'FASPO' to but a can, and to
get the card, you need to be over 18 yrs old.
Similar situation for TASPO for buying cigarrets.

There are also many Fartaku's emerging in Japan, and abroad in America as well.
Sometimes they go on busy trains holding empty jars, hoping to catch a fart and take it home.
It is truly a phenomenon!

>>103
Give me a break.
I'm Japanese but never heard the Japanese men are fart fetish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswUER0M_68
It seems like some men in every country love women's far though.

not
women's far
but
women's fart

We seem to have had an anti-Japanese operative here today, following the anti-Korean operative.

I understand almost everybody is into fetish, however, I didin't know fart fetish.
Now I'm wondering anybody have a fetish for bad breath?
The Japanese really hate bad breath, I think.

You can post on 2ch with a mobile/cell-phone?

How about PSP?

>>111
You can see and post on 2ch with all the divices you mentioned.

>>95 >>96
Incidentally, it isn't "owning to", it's "owing to". Sorry to be nitpicky.

>>113
Ah, right. Thank you for catching that.

If I go to a resturant in America, do I need to pay tip?

Yes, tip is standard. 15-20% of your bill is about average.

http://www.findalink.net/tippingetiquette.php
This should tell you everything you need to know about tipping etiquette
in America. It's really meant for people considering long term stays,
but they do have sections for short term travelers,

Seems America changes its bank note designs very often, at least
their colors, if I'm not mistaken.
Probably due to preventing bogus bills.

Probably. Lots of foreigners counterfeit American bank notes.

>>119
Yeah, shopkeepers look at you with very suspicious expressions on their
face when you try to use a 100 dollar bill, as if you are a criminal or something.
Some shops, even department stores, don't accept 100 dollar bills.
Plastic cards are prevalent, I know, but still feels funny.

I've become so used to paying with my debit or credit card that I never carry around any change.
So whenever a store doesn't accept debit or credit, I'm always screwed.

There are stores in America that don't accept debit or credit?
Where?

A lot of Americans have a lesbian fetish. What about Japanese?

>>122
Most actually do accept credit, but some don't accept debit. And I only carry around my credit card when I'm making a big purchase.
Although I'm certain there are some stores in the rougher areas that may only take cash.

>>123
Well, there's a lesbian section on 2ch, so I suppose some like it.

>>122
Small papa-mama shops, for example.

Japanese, what makes you feel pride in your country?

I was wondering how you felt about this piece of music. It seems quite patriotic and nice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phq0SGxEyRk

Also, are there any Takuro Yoshida fans in this thread? He's great!

How to use the word fuck in any situation
Fuck me!= shimatta
Fuck it= nande monai
Don't fuck with me= zakkennayo

Most appropriate use of the word Fuck;
Hey, >127! Go fuck yourself, bimbo!!

Korean guys are considered sexy, hot, smart and manly among girls all over the world.
They say they want to get married to Korean guys. You can check how much they adore Korean guys
by reading forums on the internet. I'm proud of it. :)

Samsung is considered the Korean myth among people all over the world.
Samsung's got to be in the spotlight now and they established their current
position just within a short while. You couldn't believe Samsung was this popular
electric devices company 10 years ago. That's why people around the world respect
the company and try to learn a lot from it - how to be successful in the competitive
market. Quick decision making and powerful advertising plans and inovative products..
There are many things only Samsung can achieve. That's why Samsung is considered best
IT company. That's why girls all around the world think Korean guys are smart. That's why
Korean guys are really popular among girls all over the world.
I'm proud of it. :)

Sorry, I'm way too tired from fucking your dirty mother to masturbate
right now, that bitch is an animal.

>>93
You are quite right. Samsung is surely popular all over the world.
The main target seems to be American, Asian, Europian, namely the whole world.
Samsung is very successful. Even American admit Samsung is the best supplier of IT products.
That's something, isn't it?

>>131
I'm proud of it. :)

Everyone knows that Korea doesn't actually exist.

>>134
die in VIP

>>134 wwwww

by the way, Korean-san, have you heard of BoA, you seem to be convinced that
only "hot" men and corporations can represent Korea. She is bigger than DBSK
on her own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE7tfExKRhQ&feature=channel_page

>>136
He is not in the least bit interested in girls. Not at all. Only Korean guys can turn him on.

Hide your anus from him, guys!
Put a cap on it.

Just lie down and think of England. It will be over soon, anyway.

I'm saving my anus for 鳩山由紀夫.
I'll protect it with my life.

Hey guys, I need help with something.
On the Japanese Yahoo chat there used to be a room where people would help each other with English.
However, now I can't seem to find it. But I'd be surprised if they deleted it.
Does anyone know what the room name is, or even if it's gone?

Thank you.

this is a pen

>>141
I don't know whether that was deleted or not.

But, you can ask here(English board@2ch) as well as that place.

S exist in sentence and order-sentence starts from verb is may to use as affirmation sentence?

>>144
I'm sorry, is may→are may

I think that taking note in English meeting requires very high skill.
What do you think?

It depends on the agenda.

Excuse me if i change the subject....

From the rumours thread i read that Kame was arrested, fired etc.

http://dubai.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/jr/1252423746/101-200

Is this true or is it the brainless translator making up things?

http://tinyurl.com/ycnaeqa

lately,everyone uses drug.

I haven't seen the news that Kame had been arrested.

poor Kamenashi. This must be a hate campaign against him.
I have not come across a single positive thread about him.

I suggest that you should not take it seriously what's written in 2chan.
2chan is almost nonsense.

>>140
I hear he is saving his fart for you.

>>153
Don't lie!
Dr. Pigeon Mountain is an alien, so he doesn't fart!
Neither does Mrs. Pigeon Mountain!

Are you saying glorious Japan has already taken over by aliens?

They say she has been to planet Venus when she was young.

not
has already taken
but
has already been taken

Yeah, and Tom Cruise used to be Japanese.

>>156
Venus?
I heard Anus.

>>159
yes, She has been to Anus, but has never farted in her life.

Do you know her beloved vehicle is a fart gass-powered motorcycle?

>>152 I am glad it is so! Even if Kame falls in popularity in Japan,
the overseas fans will always increase. I wish Johnny's execs would understand
that and keep their talents happy.

As you all sure know, Korean guys are highly popular among girls all over the world mainly because they are smart, hot, sexy and gentle.
Girls tend to have a crush on guys because of looks at first and then they start to see what kind of man he is. This is the golden rule.
Considering this, Korean guys meet their demands perfectly. Korean guys look absolutly good. Girls around the world say Korean guys are hot.
And they know how gentle and romantic Korean guys are. Plus Korean guys are smart as well. That is, Korean guys have what it takes to be
a perfect partner for girls. That's why Korean guys are amazingly popular with girls.
I'm proud of it. :)

>>163 are you Korean, hot, and available Mr Samsung?

He's semi-Korean, so yes and no.

semi-Korean, semi what, Mr Samsung, besides being hot.

>>162
Some of the former Johnney's boys has been arrested for various charges so far.
The latest arrest was that of Narita (family name) Shoji (first name) a few days ago.
He violated the Cannabis Control Law.
He's forty one years old now. He was a member of "Otokogumi" and their prime
time in popularity was in the late 80s and early 90s.

Videos in his prime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlbktHBdnOE&feature=related
The man at 0:27 is him. (It's said that Kimutaku admired the man at 0:31.
Kimutaku and he look like the same.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbo2csCtyIY
1:40

His latest images.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgRfXWBCw04

Most of the Johnney's boys go through hard time as they get old.
They can't maintain their popularity forever. Their fans get old and
lose interests in Johnney's boys.

Some of the former Johnney's boys can't forget their glory days of the
past. They can't cope with lost popularity. Some get their hands on
illigal things. In his case, it's said he was a solo musician while
working at a convenience store. The group broke up long time ago and
quit Johnney's entertainment. Kamenashi and he has something in common.
They are both high school drop-out.

I hope Kamenashi saves a lot of money in case he lose his polarity in his
thirties and later. No boys groups can be popular forever. They get old and their fans get old
and lose interest in them. The former Johnney's boys have to leave their glory days behind
and face their new realities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ1wumzXjXk&feature=related

You can see young Ikuta Toma, Murakami Shingo, Nishikido Ryo, Shibuya Subaru
Takky and Tsubasa and other Jr.s in the video. The song is a cover
of Time Zone, which you can listen to in >>167.(The second link)

>>167
>>168
>>169
Thanks for the links.
poor Narita-san!he looks so sad in his latest photos. It must be a terrible
situation to be in. And some of these kids are from very unpriviliged families.
With no education to get them back in the work force. Why doesn't laws protect them?
For instance, Johnny should be paying them some sort of salary for until retirement,
or scholarships to get back to education. Don't parents ever protest
about this?
Ikuta Toma is sooooo cute as a child, He is a very handsome as a man now.
Well alll these children are so beautiful and sweet, it is like a beauty contest!
Similarly I read Kamenashi is trying to retire early and set up business with KyonKyon.
I would love to hear his good news of marriage and future projects outside the
entertainment business.
There should be a Johnny's Boys protection society. Fans could do that!
Poor babies.

>>170
There's no doubt that he's been lackluster but other than that, Japanese media
used intentionally photos in which he looks bad to make audience feel
he's led miserable life these days.

http://p.pita.st/?wkv9ktrs
I was surprised to see these images. I didn't know even Akanishi
got cosmetic sergery before....

Photos in magazine published the other day.
http://petite-soeur.dyndns.org/cgi-bin/up2/src/ps22674.jpg
http://petite-soeur.dyndns.org/cgi-bin/up2/src/ps22674.jpg
He was on a diet and did workout for more than a month for this photo session.

http://minnie111.blog40.fc2.com/blog-entry-1831.html
http://hikaru.blogzine.jp/dress_you_up/2007/02/post_878c.html
http://yaplog.jp/kamenashi-sei/archive/18
Other Johnny's boys nude were shot by the same magazine bofore.

The reason why the female models are all foreginers I think is that if the models had been
Japanese, enthusiastic Johnny's boys fans could have done something bad to them feeling too
jealous. It's not that this magazine use only Johnny's boys when they
feature love and sex.
http://ameblo.jp/ryoto3/entry-10310846197.html
He's not from Johnny's entertainment.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30/why.women.have.sex/index.html

>>171 Wow so many links, thank you.

Whatever surgery he has had, Jin doesn't look that different from his
childhood state. They are all cute even before the surgery.
Those An-an boys are Jin, Jun and Yamapi.
There doesn't seem to be nude pictures of Kamenashi.
He doesn't need to pose in the nude. Just one hip swing does it.
I am amazed the media is so against him, it must be an act
of defiance on the Kitegawa controlled media. Because Kame seems to be
the hardest working talent ever (followed by Toma perhaps).
He works hard, performs brilliantly, so the problem is not from his agency,
it is the anti-JE media perhaps.
What do i know, I am a clueless outsider.

>>172 to reproduce of course. to create the future generations.
amazing that CNN simply cannot make that simple connection.
they probably are not aware of how babies are made, what evolution is etc.

This may be a strange question, but why do Japanese boys pluck their
eyebrows?

coz they say its a cool looks

Japanese people should never date foreigners.

the eyebrow thing actually looks kinda gay. it's what girls in the states do.

Johnny's boys are all rari-p.

>>175
Because otherwise, they all look like
Saigo Takamori who is akin to Musashimaru, dosukoi!

Japanese people never date foreigners, ever!

Japanese and Japanese
american and american
russian and russian
korean and korean
europian and europian
This is best!

Does that slogan include Musashimaru and Asasho-ryu?

>>182
How about european and europian?
Does that work?

>>175
Is that so？　I'm not familiar with the latest trend concerning young people's behavior.
But genarally speeaking, some Japanese girls tend to dislike a man with a shaggy body.
So boys are forced to shave thier legs and all.
I guess the eyebrow thing has something to do with that.

>>175
Not all boys do that. Only fashion concious boys.
The reason is the same with why western women shave their pubic hair.
Its abut fashion trend.

But some guys put 2 vertical lines at the edge of their eye brows, which
I thik represent Hip Hop or RAP?

We all know that the upsurge of the popularity of Korean guys among girls all over the world comes from Korean Wave,
which includes Korean dramas, Korean pop music, Korean cuisines and Korean cool electric devices. All girls around the
world are strongly interested in Korean guys and their lifestyles, and that's why those girls also show interest in the
whole Korean stuff. What do Korean guys eat? What do they wear? What music do they listen to?
Korean Wave is supported by those enthusiastic fangirls. Korean guys will keep horribly popular like this.
I'm proud of it. :)

American girls love Korean guys.
British girls love Korean guys.
Japanese girls love Korean guys.
Chinese girls love Korean guys.
Russian girls love Korean guys.
Vietnamese girls love Korean guys.
Italian girls love Korean guys.

I can't count any more! :)
The point is, girls around the world are interested in dating Korean guys!

I love coffee.<3

You do, and girls around the world love Korean guys. That's it. :)

Do you like coffee?

As a british girl, I love Korean guys.

As an American girl, I love Korean guys too!

>>193
The aroma and taste of good coffee always get the conversation started and flowing.
I love coffee too.<3

As a Russian girl, I love Korean guys three!

Do girls from Venus love Korean guys?
I love eating the sun.

I'd love to try Russian coffee sometime. That would be wonderful.<3

That's very nice of you to say so. :)
You just helped prove what I said is quite right.
I'm sure you girls talk a lot about Korean guys in forums for fangirls of Korean guys. :)
I'm proud of you! Keep loving Korean guys! :)

Russians only drink vodka, don't you know that?

I'm really surprised to see so many fangirls of Korean guys posting here.
I'm really happy. Use this board and enjoy talking about Korean guys.
You make Korean guys happy, and that makes you girls happy too, right? :)

>>200
Thank you for the info! I'm 100% sure vodka and coffee make a perfect mix, I'll try definitely that.<3

Even though Korean guys are really popular like this, I'm worried about one thing.
That is, those fangirls tend to draw attention to themselves from Korean guys and
sometimes they argue like who is suitable for Korean guys, me or you. Oh, Korean guys
hope girls to be friendly to each other as a fan of Korean guys. But as they are so
enthusiastic when they talk about Korean guys that they tend to be getting carried away!
That's what I'm worried about. But of course, I'm happy too, because that means Korean guys
are more than popular among girls all over the world. I'm proud of it. :)

Coffee and vodka sounds pretty gross to me.
I'd stick with sake.

>>204
You may be right. It may leave a yucky taste in your mouth.:<
But think about it, you will feel quite happy and at the same time mellow.
Isn't that a brilliant idea?

Try whiskey and coffee, the Irish have been drinking that for years.

>>206
Thank you for the excellent idea!!!
I will definitely, definitely make that one.<3 Do you like whiskey?

>>206
You remined me of the Irish Cream, Baileys!
Sooo good! Ah!

Baileys taste similar to Kahlua.
It's such a coincident that Ireland and Mexico have something
similar, although the are far apart.

People who don't like whiskey.............do they exist?

No whiskey, no life.

Ah, ok then.
I love whiskey.<3

>>212
What does <3 mean?
Fart?

>>213
A heart mark, but you have to see it sideways. You can call it a lovely fart mark though, if you like.<3

Maybe some people on 2channel have a fart fetish...........

That's me!
Fart is great!
Fart is god!
There is nothing better than morning coffee with fart!

Then you should put this when you say you love fart.=3

ok=3

Mr Samsung, if you are so hot and available, why are you advertising h
ere? you should be out there flirting.

Exactly! go tap some Japanese/American/whatever ass instead of talking
about it and annoying the shit out of me.

Actually I think he prefers farts to asses, so all you have to do is fart on him.=3

>>221
Hey, don't you dare steal my fart sign, bimbo!

Relax about your fart sign, it's not copyrighted. Also, get a better
insult, bimbo is something my father would say.

>>215
No, I just showed the fart theater for some serious guys to explain how ridiculous 2chan is.
I love big boobs, not boo boo fart, understood?

But I can make a bigger fart sound.＝３

What a waste!
Can't you take the lead in green action like First Lady?

>>226Σ= Get my zesty fart blast.

Is she really green? I only knew she had been to Venus. I think it's
nice that her spaceship is eco!

Don't fart in the air.
Burn the gas for power generation!

>>229
No, use it to get rid of oppressors!

Use farts to make Koreans and Americans leave Japan!

Are you guys starting the Breaking Wind Party?

>>231
They do have better farts, actually, kimchi farts and burger king farts.
I don't think natto farts could possibly expell them. No way=3

I'm glad to hear that Japan is defeated in fart battle.

Oh! There are farts all over this thread!

hey~ anybody here??

Hey, Korean man. If you know so much about American girls, give me
advice. How do you make one your girlfriend? Especially if they don't
want commitment?

>>237
sorry, i can't help even myself.. ToT

Ahh..I see. They like to look at Korean men only, not worth keeping, huh?

today is the 6th day in kyoto from 09/26.
i couldn't talk with any japanese woman.. ToT
she just go away whenever i speak english.. OTL

Do you like natto?

Natto is okay, my Japanese ex used to make that for breakfast.
American girls don't like natto, so I don't have to eat that anymore.
Fuck yeah!

Have you tried speaking in Japanese? You are in Japan, you know.

>>243
i really want to speak in japanese, but i can't.. i feel sorry.. ToT
what i can speak in japanese is
"this, please (korae, kudasai ??)" in a restaurant... haha =_=;;

They don't sell tourist language books in Korea?

kore an

Ok. This gaijin living in the UK, that is me, likes natto very, very much.
When I eat natto early in th emorning, i do not get very hungry during the day.
It feels like it has very good nutritional value. I tried adding raw
whisked egg on top, it tasted great but, it was too runny.
I add the condiments, stir it well, it froths up and tastes absolutely
delicious. My theory is thatit keeps your blood glucose at a steady
level so you don't feel hungry for the rest of the day. So if you have
a portion of natto, two eggs on toast, say some cheddar cheese, and
toast and jam, you will be very strong and eat very light through out the day.
It might be the solution for people who work in the offices.

>>245
of course, they do...
i know it is my fault.. haha
i didn't prepare to speak in japanese
and what a shame is that
10 years ago, i learned japanese 2 years...;;
i have realized that i totally forgot how to speak in japanese.. >_<

To be accurate, Kyoto is a Korean territory, so you don't have to speak Japanese there.
Ask them politely to speak Korean first. And if they don't, then just yell at them.
That's how you treat a Japanese woman, ok?

Better learn some Japanese if you want to date a Japanese girl,
Korean man. No offense or anything.

>>249
really? i didn't know that..
i'll try it right now~

...

just kidding.. haha

I kid you not, that's how I treat Korean women, so you can do that too.^^

hmm...
i have one thing to know...
in a restaurant, after i paid,
what can i talk to the cashier while i am leaving?
(ex. in english: bye~ bye~)
"sayonara~" is ok?

in fact, the cashier is the girl who i like.. :D

Just say gochisosamadeshita and smile.

buy her a single rose, give it to her and smile, and leave

The best facilities in Amakusa is spa-thalasso.
The best spa in Kumamoto is not Kurokawa spa but Hirayama spa. That spa is in Yamaga.
Because it is Hakkina's remark. Hakkina is my lover.

I am in semen hell

:3 Hay 2chan whats up?

Sorry, 2chan is only for Japanese fags. Hardo Gay whoooooooo!

>>258
I learned last night that <3 represents a side-way heart.
but what does :3 represent, amerifag?

>>260
It's a sideways cat face.
It's supposed to look cute or something, but it really isn't...
>:3 is an angry cat face, and <:3 is a sad cat face, by the way.

>>261
I'm not 260 but I nevet thought it's a cat face.
I think it looks more like Bakabon-no-Papa, which is a Japanese comic
book's character.

http://images.keizai.biz/kichijoji_keizai/headline/1189586812_photo.jpg

Korean guys are considered to be amazingly popular among girls all over the world,
actually there are many girls on the net that enjoy talking about Korean guys. They say
Korean guys are hot and sexy so they like Korean guys. That's completely true. Korean guys
are nice to girls. That's another reason why Korean guys are popular with girls all around
world. As I'm sure you know, the recent upsurge of the popularity of Korean guys are due to
the extreme rise of the popularity of Korean Wave all around the world. The wave is sweeping
the world.
According to Wikipedia, the wave's already reached Europe, America, Russia, etc, along with the
whole Asia. Korean guys are really popular there. I'm proud of it. :)

Just in case, here's the page I mentioned : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_wave
Enjoy!

Fuck American women! Can you believe that bitch is going out drinking
tonight without me? She needs time to herself or whatever the fuck that
means. Stupid cunt!

Japanese guys, do yourself a favor and don't date Americans! They're
selfish cunts who don't care about your feelings at all.

keep that to yourself. Do not get your panties in a bunch.

I love American girls.

Yeah, you love them now. Try dating one. Fucking mind games.
This bitch won't even let me be her boyfriend.
Her words, not mine. So, I'm good enough to fuck, but you won't even
call me your boyfriend? That's slutty.

>>266
Hey, that idiom is what I learned in this thread although I'm not the one
who asked the meaning of it.

>>268
Why don't you take the full advantage of the status.
You can fuck her as much as you want and still you don't have any responsibilities
as her boyfriend, which is you can sleep with other girls.

You can try pervertish sex styles with her, too. You can't try extreme
sex with your girlfriend in general but in case of fucking with
sex friends, you can try anything that is pervertish.

I don't want to just fuck her, I want her to be my girlfriend.
I actually like this girl, that's the problem.
Why can't you have extreme sex with your girlfriend?
That's never been a problem for me.
You must be into some scary crazy stuff.

Can I Help you?

>>268
boy, it cant be helped that you wont accept the fact that you are not a hunk you d imagine at your age.
sure,life is tough. just get over it.

>>269
It is I who asked the meaning awhile ago.

Hey Girls, Hey Boys, Superstar Dj's, Here We Go!!!!!!!

This thread is seeing to foreignfr?

(MYFOX NATIONAL) - In a poll of 15,000 women conducted by UK research company OnePoll.com,
German men were voted as the world's worst lovers because they are "too smelly."

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too rough)
5. America (too dominating)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS:
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

German farts rock!

>>275
What happend to east-asian guys?
Aren't they even qualified to make love?

They (we) usually stick to their (our) own kind,
so I'd say there wasn't enough data to make the rankings.

That's a poll of what 15,000 British women would go for. You know how British girls are...

Where does Japan stand in this list.
Let's see

xx. Japan (too shy)??

US and Japan couldn't qualify as the host country of Olympic.

Japanese feel greatly relieved.
How about US?

As a non-Japanese person I think Japanese women are hot... I want to steal their panties.

>>281
Why relieved?

>>281

The Madrid council said that Tokyo had the best presentation. I was rooting for Madrid, but I knew it was gonna go to Rio.
As for Chicago, there were too many infrastructure and funding problems.

>>283
They think It's completely waste of money.

>>284
why did you know Rio would win?

>>279
So true.

He mentioned that at 284.

>>287
What's your list of nice girls's nationalities like?

British girls are at the bottom?

>>287
イギリス人さん, I have a question for you.
Is there any specific way of calling English spoken in Sheffield,
as in the movie The Full Monty?

btw, a friend of my gave me a beret, so I'm gonna try it for the first time
in my life.
but beret is difficult.....however you tilt one, you'll end up being a wannabe painter or
cartoonist so something.....
Do you have one as well?

>>289
I'm biased, though... but I'll think about that for a while.

Speaking from experience, I'd say British girls tend to have looser morals (ones
I know, not saying they all do). Korean girls are close to the bottom
too (I'm not saying that because of the Korea-Wave guy), because all
the ones I have known have been crazy. Not just a bit crazy, but totally
insane.

>>290
There is a name for English spoken like in Sheffield, and that would be
Yorkshire Dialect (though there are many sub-dialects). Studies have shown
that this dialect and associated accents inspire more trust in people than
other accents (and so there are many call-centres in the Yorkshire area).
What did you think of the movie?

As for berets... I don't actually have one, though it would make a nice
addition to the collection. Tried wearing one once, but it looked strange.
Guess you have to have a knack to wearing them, or maybe it takes practice.
Keep trying!

>>291
Ah, Yorkshire Dialect that is!
Thank you so much for the information.
To me, it's very surprising that the accent sounds trustworthy etc.
because I thought BBC English was considered that way.
The Yorkshire dialect seems to skip the H sound at the beginning, and
use some words we don't learn at school such as nowt, summat, etc.
So it's rather difficult for me to understand what they are saying, but if
that's considerd good English, I wanna be able to understand it.

As for the movie itself, I like it a lot.
It's funny, cute and sometimes bitter-sweet, and I think all the characters
are well portrayed.

>>292
In a survey carried out in 2008, people who spoke with Yorkshire accents
were more confident speaking publicly than those who used Received Pronunciation
(BBC English). There is a lot of mining and industrial history to the region,
which associates trust and hard work with people from that area.

You're right - sometimes they skip the H sound... but sometimes they also add it
at the beginning of words where it shouldn't be... "Haway, lad!"

It's been a long time since I saw that movie, and don't really remember it well.
It was very well received by the media, though, and won a lot of awards.

>>293
That's a very interesiting survey!
I'll probably take a look at it to understand the mentality of
British people (for what? I don't konw. Just for fun of it).
It would be interesting to do a similar survey in Japan.
It would probably be the Standard (i.e. Tokyo-dialect) vs Kansai dialect that
will stand out, the rest remain subdued.

Could anyone translate this?
"袋とじを開いたら負けだと思っている"
It's very difficult for me.

Let's change to LOVE topic.

I think Japanese are bad at expressing affection to one's significant other.
So I think highly of saying honey culture.
The meaning of honey includes I love you, right?

>>291
Thank you for sharing your observation.
I didn't know British girls have looser morals. I think they're better than
American girls, though.

Some how I have good impressions on British boys and girls. Maybe that's
because UK is a traditional country.

>>295
You need to confirm 袋とじ is common in English speaking countries, first.
If there are no words equivalent to it, "secret page" can be alternative?
I don't know.

Suddenly, I wanted to do a survey on which subject is popular on this thread, love or fart.

American women are the worst in the world. They complain about men
all the time but turn around and do the same things they bitch about.
I'd rather date a Brit any day of the week, loose morals or not than deal
with bullshit from American women.

http://www.javno.com/en-lifestyle/ten-horniest-countries-in-the-world_269102http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1090612/Now-Britain-leading-world--promiscuity.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/3321195/Do-French-women-make-best-mothers-and-lovers.html

I can agree with this. French women are smokin hot.

http://www.sosuave.com/rondavid/succeed18.htm

Women from Brazil are way better than French, though.

I'm learning French; I want to live in Paris and find a French girl...

What about the least smelly Japanese men/women?

All girls are crazy, that is what I have come to conclude after all, but I like them.

>>306
When you haven't gone out with any women, how can you come to the
conclusion. Very funny.

Have you gone out with Japanese girl?

Don't waste your time, they're almost as bad as American girls, just in
different ways.

Each nationality has a dark and a light side.

Quite easy to spot a whining loser anywhere though.

Today's winner can be tomorrow's loser, at least here though.

Maybe, if your loser mentality doesn't linger on into tomorrow. Oops.

My mentality doesn't change at all.
A winner or a loser is desided by others.

Japan, translate 銀河英雄伝説 into English please.

Actually, that's a respectable attitude to have towards yourself. That way, you neither win nor lose.
So I guess you win in the end.

Legend of the Galactic Heroes. Is that an anime series?

>>315
"the pleasure of being cummed inside"

OK Japanese dating etiquette questions:

(1) Do girls take the first step and ask boys out?
is the girl viewed as assertive or promiscuous?
or is it very scary for boys to be asked out?
(of course it depends on her looks you're going to say)

>>319
Some girls ask a boy out but even in this day and age, still boys are
the ones who tend to ask a girl out first.
I don't have an accurate data about which asks which first, so I was
just answering from my impression.

a dumb question to ask indeed

>>321 what criteria makes it a dumb question and why?
did i hit a sensitive spot?

Question: I'm learning Japanese and I'm at a level where I want to practice
some basic reading. What boards on 2ch should I check out? I'm having a bit
of fun reading the life salon topics. Are there any other places?

Preferably about life in general, it's easier to read basic topics.
Also: I'm sure there is quite a lot- but is there any 2ch slang I should really
be aware of? I know English chans have a ton...it might make it difficult for
and English learner to read our boards.

Thanks for any help =)

Girls all around the world say Korean guys are really hot and that they want to get married to a Korean guy.
Those fangirls of Korean guys get enthusiastic when they talk about Korean guys even on the internet. You can
check on youtube how many girls all around the world have fun exchanging opinions about how hot Korean guys are. Girls
from America often say Korean guys look yammy, meaning Korean guys look too sexy to believe. Those girls tend to be
interested in the whole Korean culture, such as Korean traditional cuisines, K pops, K dramas, K online games, etc,
along with state-of-the-art electric devices made by Samsung. You know Samsung is the bestest supplier of the cool
devices. Samsung is especially popular among America and Asia. American girls know they can't live a single day
without Samsung. That's a good thing. Even American girls admire Korean guys for being hot and smart.
I'm proud of it. :)

最近は読み書きする集中力が続かないという人が多いな。

どうも空気中のオゾンの濃度が上昇してるようで、これが原因みたいなんだな。
オゾンの濃度が上昇すると、人間の呼吸機能が害される。人間の呼吸器の機能が
低下すると、体内に取り込まれる酸素の量が減少する。すると脳にまわる酸素が
不足するようになって、脳の機能が低下する。脳の機能が低下すると頭が疲れやすく
なり、文字とかをたくさん読んだり書いたりすることが難しくなってきたりするし、複雑な
思考をすることも難しくなるんだな。
ちなみに一酸化炭素の致死濃度は1500ppmに対し、オゾンの致死濃度は50ｐｐｍで、
単純計算でオゾンの毒性は一酸化炭素の30倍強い。
http://www.showaboss.co.jp/sub2-safety02.htm
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%B8%80%E9%85%B8%E5%8C%96%E7%82%AD%E7%B4%A0

生活環境基準では0.05ppm(50ppb)が安全基準の上限なんだが、実際にはこの基準を
超える地域というのが最近は結構多い。
http://www.jamstec.go.jp/frcgc/gcwm/jp/japan.html

このオゾン濃度が上昇する原因なんだが、最近はバイオ燃料を自動車で使うことが
原因として指摘されたりしている。
http://tvert.livedoor.biz/archives/50893079.html
http://wiredvision.jp/blog/wiredscience/200706/20070606133755.html

通常のガソリン・軽油は炭素と水素原子だけで構成されるんだが、バイオ燃料（バイオエタノール）の
場合、酸素原子も燃料に含む。そしてその酸素原子がエンジンが吸入する空気中の酸素分子と
結合してオゾン（Ｏ３）になるのが原因ではないかと言われている。

I love coffee.<3

I'm drinking coffee=3

>>323
First of all, I don't recommend you to read 2chan boards for learning Japanese.
Certainly short sentences and less Chinese characters, you may think it's pretty easy to understand.
But it's pretty hard for even native Japanese speakers because you have to read between the lines and also there are a lot of 2chan terms which are never used in daily life.
If you use the 2chan words in everyday conversation, you are considered to be wacky.

So I recommend you to read a kind of news for children.
You can learn proper Japanese at the same time know about Japan now.

http://news.kids.yahoo.co.jp/
http://www.nhk.or.jp/kdns/

Excuse me for this odd English.

>>327
I love the way you have coffee there.<3

Actually, I have some coffe candies in my mouth while I'm drinking
my coffee.
I don't know why I'm doing it, but it works quite well.

But I feel like roasted marshmallow with coffe since it's getting
chiller.

I love to have coffee with your breast milk, if you are a woman.<3

I love to have coffee with your cum, if you are a man.=3

You must be a fag.

Having coffee and coffee candies together! What a brilliant idea!!!
You must be feeling like you're on top of the world.
It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman.<3

I'll go to cafe and ramen shop.

>>335
Isn't the order supposed to be 'going to cafe and ramen shop'?
Do you drink coffee before eating ramen?

sorry, ramen shop and care is supposed be the right order.

>>336-337
Thank you for your response.
Thinking about it, what you mentioned is right order.
It's nice to go to comic-cafe after ramen shop.

Coffee tastes like fucking sewage. You people are crazy.

Crazy talking are most popular in 2chan according to our survey.

>>339
You are wrong.
Coffee has nice aroma and taste before and while drinking it,
but it leaves odor after drinking it.
I sincerely wish it would be that way.

>>339
You will also say Curry tastes like fucking crap.

How crazy you are!

I like MATSUYA's curry.

I like COCO-1's curry.

I hate curry.

fuck you curry

I like Hayashi Rice, better than Curry Rice.

Hayashi rice is for kids, 'cause it's too sweet.
Curry is for grownups.

Curry, the most popular dish in Japan.
The Japanese will love curry more as dinner due to prolonged recession.

Curry is for poor people.

How so?

I'm from a rich family, but we've had curry for dinner since
I was born.
That's wrong is having curry for dinner?
I'd come home from school, and I could smell if my home or neighbours
were having curry that night.
Don't have that experience?

Ichiro loves curry. Is he poor?

Sorry, I didn't meant to touch a nerve.
A few rich people like curry sometimes.

Poor people's food is instant ramen and coffee.

Don't discrace coffee!
I love coffee.<3

I mean nescafe, low price instant coffee, but c/p is very good.

What's the c/p?

We have Creap for coffee in Japan.
Do you know Creap?

>>352
How much money does your father earn a year?

>>358
I mean cost/performance, but I might had to say "value for money".

I don't have a father.

Are you a bastard？

Creap is a sort of milk powder for poor people.

Poor people know tasty food.

Creap is for creepy people.

Curry is for wealthy bastard?

I like Indian Curry served with Naan bread.

I LOL'd

Oh, Naan!
They are really good, aren't they?
I wish I had the big tandori for making naan.

>>369
What's so funny?

>>328

Ah I see...well, I'll check out those links you gave me and I'll take your
advice. I wasn't planning on using what I read here in everyday conversation
at all =/ I just like reading Kanji, it's really cool to figure out what
a compound means on accident ^^;

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

You can see right now, my English skill is really poor.
But I will try to write sentencess in English.

was not 136 unfinished?

My good Japanese friend just returned to Japan.
It seems that ever since I entered University, everyone I know is vanishing.
There are some days when I don't say a single word all day.

Luckily I can cheer myself up by looking at naked ladies on the internet.

HEY KINKY GUY SUCK OF YOUR FUCKIN DOPE! HEHEHE

http://dubai.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/jr/1254634413/1-100

Is this true? or the product of some wild 2chan rumour?

I will go to sleep like to be going to die

aha

>>376
Are you a Japanese studying abroad?

>>378
It seems like Kamenashi's answer to the listener is not so direct.
He said neither "Yes, I do masterbation" nor "No, I don't do masterbation."
He concluded, "I'll leave it to your imagination" whle he doesn't deny the
possibility by saying "I'm a man" or something like that.
So if you look at his answer from one perspective (with malicious intent), like the >>1
in the thread, it's not impossible to judge he admitted he masterbates.

That's what I thought when I read through the thread.

Japan's friend is only Germany.
Germany is Japan's teacher.
If no Germany,no Japan.


Everybody think so,don't you?

>>381 Thank you for the explanation. It is amazing how the media is
focusing on celebrities' private lives to that extent. They love
putting him in a tight spot, don't they.

>>383
No, Kamenashi answered the question from his radio show's listeners, not
from the media. Maybe there're some segments in his show and maybe one of
them is the one in which he answers questions from his listeners. (I'm not sure, though. )

The listener's question was 興奮して練れない夜はどうしますか？　according to
the thread. 興奮する　can be translated both "get(be, feel) horny" and "get(be, feel) excited."
So the question from the listener can be either "What do you do when you feel so
horny/excited and you can't sleep at night?"

Some Johnny's boys don't avoid sexual topics and sometimes handle them humorously.
I don't know about Kamenashi's case and I'm not a listener of his show, so all I can
do is just guess. Even if the listener's question has sexual connotation, he avoided to
answer the question explicitly.

What did Slim Shady in you whisper to you recently?

I farted in an elevator because Slim Shady in me told me to do.

>>384 in that case i admire Kamenashi for his diplomatic replies.
No matter what 2chan-anti-Kame-league say about him, even if he is a
high school dropout and occasionally badly behaved, he will be a favourite
along with Ikuta Toma.

>>386
He seems to have enjoyed the sexual connotation of the question, if any.
The question and his answer wouldn't have been aired if they work against
his reputation in the first place when it's not a live show.
They can cut and edit the show.

Keep rooting for them. :)

I love Curry.

My true girl friend is my right hand.
What if he says so?

Do you think Obama is still popular? I heard the information that Obama is losing his popularity
at an alarming rate because he only cares for monetary companies such as JP morgan and goldman sachs.
What do you think about that? Do you think Obama should change?

I think Goldman Sachs sucks.

you are dinamite
fuck you

Cheerio!

Today, our Japanese teacher started teaching us hiragana.

However, that's not interesting at all, so let me link you to something
on YouTube that's been popular lately.

It's old footage of that one television show Carl Sagan hosted, only
affected with Auto-Tune and put alongside a beat. I think some of the
original footage is on NicoVideo with subtitles, by the way.

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

(born September 30,1997)と言う表記はｏｎがないから文法がおかしいニダ！
とか言っててWikipedia見ろよって言ったらWikipediaに責任転換乙ｗｗとか言ってる痛すぎるやつがいるから叩いてやって。

http://doratomo.jp/~unib/cgi-bin/readres.cgi?i=on&vi=1232643491&bo=bl

この手のｷﾁｶﾞｲは自分が間違ってても姿勢を崩さず反省しないからな

>>394
Mr. Hawking is widely known here in Japan but I didn't know anything about
the other guy. The video looks like nothing special with just ordinary mixed
music but I guess for you Americans there must be something appealing
to wide audience judging from the count of viewers and the number of comments.

I don't understand why the original footage is on Niconico when the show
isn't broadcast in Japan. Maybe I'm wrong.

http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/devon_aoki/photo23.html

This woman's name is Devon Aoki, do you think she's hot?

Girls all around the world today think Korean guys are trully incredible, smart, charming,
hot, sexy and everything, which is completely true to the fact that Korean guys are really good
and gentle to girls all around the world, meaning Korean guys are astonishing like they invented
new IT products. I'm sure the day will come when Korean guys get novel prize, you know how smart
Korean guys are and Korean guys deserve the prize coz they make state-of-the-art IT devices and
sell the cars that recieved the best car award 2008 in America. Korean guys are excellent in terms
of brains and brawn - that is, smartness and manliness. That's why girls all around the world
has been mesmerised with Korean guys.

I'm proud of it. :)

Happy Birthday Ikuta Toma!
you have fans from all over the world

Happy 25th Birthday Toma! love from tomalicious.com

>>396
Hmmmm, Carl Sagan was pretty big in America, but I guess he's not as
popular elsewhere, huh? And I think a big part of the popularity is
how he's talking about particularly "deep" things--like the human
mind, wormholes, and going to other planets--only it's put to a tune
and made into a song. Or maybe it's rapping, sort of. I'm not sure.

Part of it is also the novelty of it--taking footage of something not
originally meant as entertainment and making it into a catchy tune.
The same guy on YouTube's done another video with Bill Mays, who was
famous for his infomercials. Also, a popular series on YouTube is
"Auto-Tune the News", in which the same technique is applied to news
program footage.

...well, I thought it might be interesting, even if it couldn't be
understood.

Happy Birthday Ikuta Toma!
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
otanjoubi omedetou Ikuta Toma-kun!
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
お誕生日おめでとう 生田 斗真!

Happy Birthday Ikuta Toma!
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
otanjoubi omedetou Ikuta Toma-kun!
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
お誕生日おめでとう 生田 斗真!

I have never heard such a fellow.

No?
He is another Jonny's boy, but I don't think he has
released any CDs.
He was one of the back dancers in the beginning and
started to appear in dramas directly.

All you fangirls know that most all of Johnny's "talents"
are manwhores and suck cock - literally, right?
To make it big they all have to spend a special night or two,
or more with "Johnny" Kitagawa...I mean you DO know this, right?

Or is it that BL fag element that gets you aroused?

He was Yamapi's main partner then with 3tops, 4tops etc...
Then he got famous in Akihabara@Deep and high school drama
Hana Kimi- Ikemen Paradise, made him famous overseas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m95eCD9L-Q&feature=related

costarring Horikita Maki and Oguri Shun. His monologues as a
gender confused boy is hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DPaonjysyQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRMZSaXTDlc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYwpeLRlwz8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7NUz0k-bBg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ot6rO7oeU&feature=related

Then Maou, Voice, Majo Saiban, now Ningen Shinkaku...
he played in musicals
like Endless Shock, Cat in Red Boots, Grease...

>>406 is there a single artist who doesn't do that,
the entertainment industry is known to be a corrupt business..
You probably are a Yuri fan with a huge Lolita complex, so what.

Kimutaku's mother was introduced on the Asahi Shinbun yesterday with
her photo.
She has a very decent look even with her age now and one could easily imagine
she must have been very beautiful when she was younger.
Made me wonder why Kimutaku got marrid Shizuka, because Shizuka
is totally on the opposite extreme of his mother.

Happy Birthday Ikuta Toma!

I think Kimutaku married Shizuka because she made him come inside her and a baby was made.
She is a very cunning person.

let's talk about something that actually means something not like Kimutaku being trapped into
a tragic marriage with devil named Shizuka.

>>408
Yes, "couch casting" is quite a common thing all over the world,
has been for centuries. But it's one thing a girl fucking and sucking
a producer/director, or a guy fucking and licking a patron hag
(Johnny's boys does this too, 森光子 and 細木数子 anyone?),
but imo it's a TOTALLY different thing for a guy to suck cock
and take it up the ass volunteerly.

Those are the kind of guys you're getting wet over :D

>>413 I think you are super jeaolus, that is all. Sad person.

The more cocks one guy sucks, the more promotion he gets.
That's how the world of Johnny's works.
Kimutaku is the king of sucking cocks.

>>411
But Shizuka is ugly...

>>414
There's absolutely nothing for me to be jealous about :D

If a girl is in love with a "normal" boy-idol, I've got no qualms.
If a guy is in love with a "normal" girl-idol, I also have no qualms.

You get the picture? I think YOU among other Johnny's boys
fans are the sad people here. Sorry to pop your little bubble.

No, she is not ugly at all.
In fact, Shizuka used to be an idol when Kimutaku was still a kid.
He adored her very much at that time,
so, in a sense, it was a dream come true for him, to get married to her, you know.

>>418
Are you serious that she is not ugly?
In other threads, she is called 'Beach Sandal', lol

>>417 look 417-san, why are you so concerned about who loves who, are you so unloved,
you are so desperate to get attention, You are picking on some anonymous person,
at random, you must be feeling very lonely. i am beginning to feel sorry for you.

BTW i invited some people from a Johnny's BB, that
is why you are seeing so many Toma birthday messages!
You should be grateful that so many girls
are posting here, lonely person 417!

>>420-421
Nope, I'm not sad about anything...well actually am a bit
sad at humanity that there's blind people like you.

People who follow cults are objectively sad, no?
You're following and flicking your bean over a BL fag cult.
Now that's sad, unless that's your thing..in which case I'll back off.
There are people who love scat porn and enjoy eating feces after all.
But I'd be concerned if that number was growing.

You should be grateful I'm enlightening the blind with knowledge/truth
like >>406. I'm sure a lot of foreign fans don't know this stuff,
so good job on promoting this info.

I'd say follow normal idols, or stay in your little corner.
Now, you can go gather your "friends" and rebuttle,
but if you do, I will guarantee you and your "friends"
will be getting a LOOOT of visitors in the form of a raid ＾＾
And what can you do to that? Troll this petty thread?

Is 406 true?

>>406 Wow I am sooo enligthened by your divine wisdom suddenly.
How could have been so blind? Thank you big brother.

As if I had never known about how the entertainment industry works.
It seems to bother you soo much for some reason.

I do not like like your bossy attitude one bit, however it is your
problem mate. I will leave you to repeat yourself endlessly.

Happy Birthday TOMA!!!!

>>423
Yes. You see anyone denying it?

>>424
>>413

BAHAHAHA this is gold!
a KY jonnyota comes in with a minor raid, and then starts complaining about being bossed around,
totally oblivious to why shes being treated that way! and to top it off, the people she guided
here are finding out the truth about their idols! if this isnt funny i dont know what is!

You can find this Johnny-ota vs Ani-ota thing everywhere, it's an everyday activity on 2ch.

>>427
Oh, you are missing an important point.
The jonnyotas can not read English so whatever you guys write,
they could careless.
Nice try.

nice try of...? are you really that KY?

>>401
I see. Thank you for your explanation.
Now I understand why the video are getting a lot of attentions.

>>429
They couldn't care less. There is no amount of care less than they
possess. If they can care less then they do care. If they can't
care less then they have reached the bottom of the well of caring.

Johnny's boys fans should listen to NORIAKI.
They'll feel thunder struck and know what's REAL and what's FAKE.

I love coffee.<3

this lame >>417 thinks he is teaching lost little
girls about their idols' corrupt lives is sooo funny.
what an insecure pathetic old man he is.

we know what Johnny's boys are up to more than you do. We discuss
everything they do in most BBs so don't get so worked up mister,
you are sounding ridiculous.

the way he lines up his own brand of "perversion" shows he is lacking in intimacy and
person skills... silly man

>>435
I don't mean to be on his side but what he said makes sense to a certain extent.
All you get is translated information and the translation isn't necessarily perfect.
And fans overseas can't expose themsleves to all information about Johnny's
boys as long as they live overseas.

That's the case with us Japanese, too when we get to know artists and musicians
and whatever overseas.

Anyway, one of the characteristics of Johnny's boys fans, whether they are
Japanese or not, is that they can't stand seeing any negative comments
about Johnny's boys and they overreact to the comments.

Personally, I think becoming Johnny's boys fan is something like rite of passage into adulthood.
(Of course some girls aren't interested in them from the beginning.)
They don't keep being a fan of any Johnny's boys forever.
There are many former Johnny's boys who are now in their forties and
had more record sales and made more TV apperance than any Johnny's boys
currently popular.

Some former Johnny's boys, now middle aged, managed to survived dog eat dog show business
and I sometimes see a few of them on TV but most of them disappeared into thin air.
If they had been rooted for forever, they wouldn't have become lackluster
and disappeared.

>>435 can you show us who got upset over their Johnny's idol? I can't see anyone
denying it?

it seems that this guy is more upset than anyone else. he lost it completely
re: "normal ildols" vs Johnny's, telling "little fangirls"what idol to like.

Come on now, what do you think Eminem or Beckhams or Madonna are up to,
what you think is corrupt is everyday news in the global entertainment business.
So what if their idol worship is short lived, nothing is forever.

I heard the rumor that Johnny's office's boss is Boy-Complexed fag.
So it might be close.

>>440 fans know what Jani K is up to, it is not news to anyone.

All you get is second hand info.
Study Japanese.

>>442 I totally agree. am doing that with all my heart.... thank you :-D

>>432
one could careless=one couldn't careless

thank you.

whats so funny about this johnnys thing is, that its the johnnys fans that came here
to flood this thread, yet they got upset when they werent welcomed

>>444
One could care less = One couldn't care less
Balance the equation
Could = Couldn't

Something is amiss.

>>445 they werent upset. you are imagining things.
i am still here baby.

>>445 i find it amusing that you are so territorial on an anonymous board.
so what, if they came from Mars? are you going to have the same phobic attitude .
I will flood this thread with Johhny's news and rumour if I want.
You have to get used to the world as it is. Including Johnny's fans.
let's move on.

Korean guys are amazingly popular among girls all over the world.
Many of those girls host forums for fans of Korean guys. They express
their burning emotions in such sites. The comment I often see is that
Korean guys are hot. They are like crazy, but many of them exclaim to get
married to a Korean guy in the future because Korean guys are hot. I don't blame them, though.
On the contrary, it's really nice to see girls honestly saying they love Korean guys. :)
I'm proud of it. :)

Almost no one here are interested in Johnny's thing although some people
here are fluent in English and can catch up with conversation about Johnny's
boys with limited knowledge.

The best place for Johnny's fans from overseas to mingle with Japanese
Johnny's fans are some Japanese forums if any. But the problem is that
Johnny's fans in Japan are dumb and they don't understand English.

That is fine. I am not coming here to discuss Johnny's. I am here to interact with
Japanese English speakers and learn more about the culture and the language. It is unfortunate
that they dont speak English, hopefully when I learn Japanese I can communicate with them.
So the lack of knowledge of a particular language is a handicap but,
it doesnt mean the fans are (or I am ) dumb.

Agreed.

I don't think people in here are interested in that. But I'm quite sure many girls
all over the world pay a visit here to enjoy talking about Korean guys. :)

Korean guys are all Johnny's fags that girls all over the world are in love with.
I'm proud of it. :)

I have no idea why you are proud of that. How much do you know about Korean guys?
They are amazingly popular with girls thanks to Korean Waves. That includes Korean dramas, K pops,
Korean traditional cuisines, and many other things. One of those things is that they are really
smart. You know how very popular Samsung is all over the world. The company is famous and popular
so it's listed as the world top 50 companies in 2009. As for cars, hyundai is getting popular in
America, meaning Korean cars will dominate the American market sooner or later. That's something, isn't it?
You should be proud of it too. :)

Wishing and praying for million times doesn't work when it comes to
language acquiring. You gotta to spend some time hopefully each and every day
studying your target language. That's a harsh reality but true.

I'm not directing this post to any specific person and I have to keep in mind
this harsh reality myself.

You better work, work it girl!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQGoA5O_QcQ

Remined me to something.

>>455 there is no such thing as harsh reality. because reality is relative.
Although it is true that you have to try hard and have discipline, if there
is no playful content or motivation in your language learning, If you view
it negatively like a task, it is hard to learn it.
You have to sex the language learning up a bit.

For instance i watch these super cute Kame take a bath and
expand my vocabulary and counting abilities with a huge
smile on my face....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI4F3NZW8r0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQikMuUxxE&feature=related

I won't say that Korean guys are ugly or less attractive than other Asian.
But I have to say I was really shocked when I found that the guy I thought really cool was actually Chinese.
He is a member of Super junior...

bill o'reilly has mentioned hatsune miku twice so far on his show on two different days.
i think this shows how popular she is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WO4Wf454vA
once someone uploads tonight's show clip i can post it if anyone here cares.

>>460
I personally find her totally fucking creepy, but sure.

>>446
Look up in the dictionary.
You'll find;
One could care less=One couldn't care less.

>>462
Ignore this guy, he's probably an American and therefore he is wrong because Americans don't speak English.
Only in America is the phrase "One could care less" presumably because it doesn't make any fucking sense, just like USA.

you canot expect a american to know english

Jesus Christ is an Korean.
Confucius is an Korean.
Alexander the Great is an Korean.
Lincoln is an Korean.
Hitler is an Korean.
Tojo is an Korean.

Disregard the silly American. Britisher here.
"...could care less" would mean that it was possible for one to care less, if one wanted, for instance.
The meaning of the phrase "I could not care less is obvious"; I could not possibly care less than I do. I care very little, and I could not care less than the little amount that I do care.

I could care less about it.

>>460
I thought Hatsune Miku is just sowtware run on PC and you have it sing any song
you want it to. Is it a humanoid robot?

>>467
Look, that's really a bit of an awkward phrase and it's better if you don't use it. It doesn't make a great deal of sense. So don't use it.

Meh, I just don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I could care less about what some snotty little wanker from Britain
thinks about my English. He's so lame he has to slag people off in 2chan.

I believe that's an appropriate use of the term, "could care less", right?

BTW, I'm not familiar with the word "Britisher". Is there a new British
colony somewhere where people are called "Britishers"? Perhaps
Americans are properly referred to as Americaners, Japanese should be
Japanesers? A little clarification would be helpful, since you are a
linguistic champion.

I feel Britisher than ever! That's probably what it means.

wwwww

Britishians
Britniks
Britonics
Britlishes
Britanians
Britonians
Britoshes
Britlanders

Burritos?

BURRITOS~

Mmmm....an island of delicious burritos.......mmmmm. I will swim the Atlantic to this magically delicious place.

How about bootlickers? That wasn't on your list. Funny, because that's what I think when I think of snooty, colonial imperialist Britons.
People who should lick my boots for saving the English language from complete irrelevance.
Fuck you Brits, get out of Eire.
Signed,
an Irish-American

>>458
If language learning is all about smiles on your face, everybody is
multilingual. Only a fraction of people can be fluent in their target
language after all the struggles of studying it.

I know what you mean, though.

Found a (sort of) interesting article on the bastardisation of the
phrase "couldn't care less"...

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-ico1.htm

Y'all are a bunch of dumbfucks for real.

Ireland is nothing without Britain

Most Irishmen would rather have nothing if the alternative is to put
up with a limey fucker lording it over us. We'll take the nothing, get
the fuck out of Ireland.

Ireland would be poorer than Ethiopia if it weren't for Britain. Thank your big brothers!

>>482
Even I, super advanced English learne was overwhelmed by the volume of
the the page so I gave up reading the page.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgYztzgoI4&feature=related

This is so funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6mJQOBU9U&feature=related

This is really good advice for any Asian guys (Korean or Japanese) who want to date American women.
Remember to always keep cereal in your pockets, ladies LOVE this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UF6cwGiZ34&feature=related

Is there a single Japanese person on this thread?

There are Brits, British Gaijins, Kiwis, Aussies, Irish Americans, Koreans....

I want to talk to Japanese people! not you lot!

I want my Japanese 2chansters back ...where is fish-san?

You mean, Sakana-kun?
Uki!

Is that my bath-hating Sakana-san... I looked up the meaning of uki, which means floating...
does it mean Sakana-san is living in a bath now, like a normal fish.

>>448
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Yes, this is an anonymous board but please have and show some common courtesy.
You aren't showing any with your continuous Johnny's talk.

The lack of common courtesy by the few "dame-gaijin" is the main reason
why many Japanese people give "gaijin" people the unwarrented stinkeye.

Freedom of speech, freedom of expression, MY RIGHTS over common courtesy.
Unless non-Japanese people understand that thinking like that will be frowned upon,
they would never be accepted in Japan no matter how good their Japanese is.

But then again, most foreigners don't care about being accepted here
since they will only be in Japan for a short period, so the cycle continues.

Korean Wave has become popular in America.

This is an experpt from wikipedia.
It's some kind of confirmation how very popular Korea and Korean guys are in America. :)
Korea is sweeping the united states, meaning Korea is super popular all around the world.
You know, America has the biggest market and the fact that Korea is popular there means Korea
dominates the market. :)

>United States
>Annual Korean Music Festival

>The Korean Music Festival takes place annually (since 2003) at the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles
>and is possibly the largest Korean music festival outside South Korea.[46]

>In 2007, the 5th Festival was the finale to the 2007 LA Hallyu Festival,
>which also included various events such as the Korean Culture Expo
>and the Korean Cinema Showcase at Universal Studios.
>The theme was We Are One and several big names performed, including Big Bang, Ivy,
> Fly to the Sky, Super Junior, Epik High, DBSK, SHINee and BoA;
>classical and folk musicians also performed.[47]

>The 6th Festival was held on May 17 2008.[48]
>It was co-hosted by Ock Ju-hyun and Brian from Fly to the Sky,
>and again included a mix of both younger and more established stars
>such as SG Wannabe and Girls' Generation.

>>493 so it was ok to talk non stop NoriP a while ago. not ok to say a few things about Johnny's.
how territorial of you.

maybe we should have a repetition removal meter that senses those
who repeat themselves endlessly....that would remove a lot of the
regulars here.

or perhaps say "no Johnny's fans are wekcome here" in the intro to this chat thread.

how about that.... would you be happy Mr Bossy boots...dont treat me like a Gaijin
already, i have never been to Japan,
I will never go to Onsens that accept Japanese bathers only, I am not demanding equal
rights over trivial matters like the freedom of speech in a totally anonymous channel,
and i am not gonna consult you before I write anything here...ever
gomen nasai.

>>495
ah....why are you apologizing in the very last sentence all of a sudden?

>>495
You are totally missing the point...And why are you so feisty?
You seem to have mistaken me for the people you were arguing with.

Nori-P was a huge news item because it was a criminal case of a former A-list celebrity.
It also is leading to a drug bust in the Japanese celebrity world, and was controversial
how she was getting crucified and being made an example out of.

Maybe you have never been to Japan, but you are sadly showing signs of a "dame-gaijin" already.
Why are you posting hereif you don't care to cope with Japanese 2chers?

>>497
Good point.

Let's all just relax and eat ice cream together.

>>499
Are you from the southern semisphere or something?
It's chilly in the northern semisphere.

>>499
>>500
Yes, I'd rather drink hot cocoa!

>>500
Chilly or warm, I still bought this ice cream for you.
If you don't eat it, it'll hurt my feelings.

>>502
Does it happen to be Matcha ice cream?

How do you say," jyugatu ni natte sukkari akimeite kitane (１０月になって
すっかり秋めいてきたね）in English?

It's October.
Autumn has come.

Thanks,but I'm not satisfied with the translation.
Because I think you failed to put the subtle nuance of the Japanese word,"akimeku" into English.
May be a sentence including the phrase ,signs od autumn would be much better.

わかってんなら自分でやれ！

Basically, you can talk whatever you want no matter it is Johnny's, Nori-P,
Rari-P, whatever.

>>492
Sakana-kun is a sort of celebrity in Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaU4GqeMRe8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pMdojmmxZY&feature=related

I sometimes see him on TV. He always wears Sakana-shape cap and
speaks with weird high tone voice. He loves Sakana very much.
He's even a visiting professor of a university that teach osean
biology or something.

>>508
True.
Funny thing is that although he loves Sakana very much as if
they were his significant others, he also loves to eat them.
Is it 'tabeteshimaitai kurai kawaii' (I love them so much that I'd eat them)
type of thing?

I wonder if Sakana-kun is gay. That wouldn't be that big of a surprise, though.

>>493
this is too true. as a gaikokujin living in japan,
it irks me to see baka gaijin mouthing off and
giving the rest of us a bad name.

>>510
I don't know much about that sort of world,but if Sakana-kun is a gay,he must be a part who is
dug a hole.

If Japanese people are going to judge me badly because of some anonymous
gaijin who has never been to Japan, then I think I am better off not
knowing those Japanese people. I don't assume people I see in Japan
are all like people on 2chan.

Let's be truthful about gaijin. No matter what, if you are not Japanese,
you are gaijin, whether you are baka or not. even haafu are gaijin, even
if they speak Japanese and lived in Japan their whole life. Look at
Christel Takigawa. She is still gaijin, and gaijin is always dame/baka.

I feel gaijin; therefore, I am gaijin!!!

I love coffee since I stopped drinking.

Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize!
He is amazing!
Next thing he must do is visit Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yljvkm5qj3U&feature=related

Japan needs a postal service like this. i love tacos.

>>513
You know honne and tatemae? You are getting honne here.
With your bad attitude you are bound for bad experience both for yourself and japanese people.
Besides, if you don't like anonymous 2chan people why do you come here.

>>514
Agree, except for the last half of last sentence.

I think I should say, I do not think all gaijin are dame/baka, but some
Japanese do feel this way. This is what I am trying to say. So it does
not matter if you think some give you a bad name, their are many who
feel you are still baka. It is better for you to relax about it. This
is how it is. I like Christel Takigawa very much and was angry when she
was insulted, because she is Japanese to me, even if she is haafu.
Gaijin is different, so she is not gaijin. I hope you understand my
feeling and do not get upset. Try to understand Japanese more.

I love Christel Takigawa too. She's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly cute yet beautiful.

What I think,tolked woman about that.

talked

For those who don't know Takigawa(family name) Christel, this is she.
http://homepage3.nifty.com/mahdes/takikuri1.jpg

She was a co-anchor of late night news program. As far as I know her
contract with the show was over and now she quit the job recently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5_ys8Bo7kQ
This is a farewell greeting to the audience from her.

Some people don't know this but she is freelance, meaning she isn't an employee of
any TV sation. She is popular by male business men. Her fans say that
when they see her on TV, they feel all stress caused by day to day work
go away. It's her smile, the way she talks and all that that's very popular.
She's kind of like refreshing tonic after hard day at work for business men.

There's a fact not many Japanese people know about her. Her name "Christel" is
her middle name, which means it isn't supposed to be known by others.
Her first name is an ordinary Japanese name but the TV station didn't let her use
it and instead, they make her use the middle name (Christal) which is
Western name.

The reason is simple. The "Christel" sounds exotic to Japanese and they
thought it gets more attentions and popularity from the audience.
Behind that is of course Japanese people's admiration to anything Western.
As a Japanese myself, this tendency is ridiculous.

I haven't watched the show but from this video, you can tell she says
a greeting to the audience in French (maybe at the end of the each show).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9yp__p74WM
How ridiculous but it's true that Japanese audience, especially men are
facinated by her greeting in french and exotic looks and all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pocYPHxsjQM&feature=related

Can anyone translate this, please?

>>525
It's a cost and effective issue.
How long do you think it takes to translate the video?
Some lines there are hard to translate to English even for an advanced English learners.
Put yourself in our shoes. After all the struggle of translating every single line,
all we get is "thank you."

Huh? The reward of all those hours and efforts are just "Thank you"?
You just want to understand the video at a whim and bother us to put
our precious time into translating it?

GIVE ME A BREAK, DUDE.

Just shut up and translate it, bitch.

Hmm, does anyone know what it means if you refer to someone as 潮らしく?
What would that be in English. Like the tide doesn't make any sense.

Modest, meek, reserved, gentle, etc. You don't use kanji but just hiragana for it.

Ahhhh, I see. I had seen しおらしく before but for some reason seeing 潮らしく didn't hit me as the same thing.
Thanks, that was bugging me.

>>497 Feisty because I will not tolerate unfair judgemental attitudes directed at myself.
It is your personal choice that you don't want to read about celebrity X but celebrity Y,
just because Y has been in the media or news coverage.
I repeat, it is your personal choice. If you are going to act like a tyrant telling people
what not to write about you might as well declare yourself the owner of 2chan.
If you think I am a stupid foreigner, you are attacking me personally, not as a native of
Japan attacking a gaijin. Because this is the internet,
this is not Japan, it is ridiculous to use xenophobic terms.
because we are all anonymous. The content may be 99.9% Japanese but
the 2chan servers are not even located in Japan.
Welcome to the cyberspace.

I don't mind if some Japanese think I'm an idiot just because of my appearance. I just don't take myself so seriously. I make light of it.
That's just the way it is here; many native Japanese have only come into contact with tourists and some have never met foreigners at all.
So it's different here than in the New World, as it is in most homogenous countries.
At least in Japan you won't get your head cut off in the name of Allah. Count your blessings, haha.

>>532 and in which Allahist country exactly did your head cut off, because you don't seem to
have one, haha-san?

>>533
I believe it was Afghanistan. Although I'm not too sure since I have no head.

>>533 oh no. you have been running around like a headless chicken since then,
I see.

You should have taken precautions just like thislittle fellow here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mbnc83MS98

>>535
I sure have. It's a hard life. I'm sick of people discriminating against me just because I'm a half-dead headless chicken.

No one really thinks you're an idiot just because you're a foreigner. Unless you act like one.

testing

It's official, >>531 is a dame gaijin.
Please stay in cyberspace and never come to Japan.

>>540 does your xenophobia make you look more inteligent than you really are

When are you gonna stop being trolled, seriously?

>>537 in that case sign up with a fast food company, you would make millions...

I'm >>526. When I read my post again, I recognized how mean I was when I post it.
Although there are some truth in it. It's just that I don't want to translate it.

>>544
Then don't translate it.

>>545
I won't. You do instead of me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ22f9h5ZvA

I think some of you guys will drooling over participating this event.

If no one here wants to translate, that's fine. I have no hard feelings
if you don't translate it.

On a related note (maybe not really), this boy seems to be in trouble.
He got kicked out, or pulled himself out of his school for dressing like a girl in school.
Hey America, I thought you guys were much more liberal. What's the deal?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpLGVlqLzTA

if you were born in japan and grew up there, you are japanese, no matter your race...

America is not like Japan. It is much bigger and has many
different kinds of people depending on where you are.
Some are liberal, some are conservative.

Most people in America are very nice, but the schools there have rules
. In Japan, you have to wear uniforms to most schools, so you get
confused and think Americans have total freedom.

You do not have freedom to dress like nuhalf at American schools.
Sorry.

If you want someone to translate, you need to show passion, how badly you want
translated version. And if someone is nice enough to translate, you should
express how happy you are and praise their efforts to serve you as a
volunteer translater.

>>546
I don't want to either.
Instead of translating, let's get some ice cream together.

Does it happen to be Matcha ice cream?

>>553
What's so good about two men eating ice cream together?
But it's rude to turn down your offer so I'll go get ice cream for you and me so while you're waiting for me to
come back with icecream, translate the video.

If you don't get the job done by the time I come back, I'll smash the
ice cream on your face.

>>554
Of course.
>>555
I don't want to eat ice cream with you anymore. I'm going to eat it with >>554.

But I hate Matcha ice cream.

I prefer lavender ice cream, matcha is too boring.
I still don't care if you translate or not, though.
It's your decision.
Sorry if I am not passionate. i only thought the video was interesting
and looked funny. If it's too difficult, I understand.

Lavender ice cream???
Is it for real?
Where did you try it?
Furano or Aix-en-Provence?
Did it make you sleepy?

>>558
Don't be sad! Let's share a tub of lavender ice cream.

Are you dumb? You can find lavender ice cream lots of places in Japan.
I had it in Nikko, but you can also find it in Hokkaido, etc.
It's not gentei or anything.
wwwwww
You are too funny. Why would I go all the way to France for something
I can find in Japan?

Because Provence is famous for lavender.

Provence is not famous for yummy ice cream, though.
I think Japan has them beat.
I've been to France, America, Britain and Japan.
Japan has the best ice cream.
If I want to see lavender, I will go to France. For ice cream, I will
stay here.
Yum!

>>563
>Japan has the best ice cream
Are you sure about this?
Are you maybe referring to ice cream from farms such as
Mother Farm, Koiwai Farm, etc.?

Considering ice cream that you can get from supermarkets,
I thought Haagen Datz was the best, and they are American disguising as
a nordic brand.

I don't buy ice cream from the supermarket, I don't eat it often enough.
I usually go out to shops for ice cream, it's a rare treat for me.
As for Haagen, i grew up eating it and it's not so great.
Ben and Jerry's is much better. If you go to America, try it.
If you find it in Japan, please post about where to get it.
I miss chubby hubby, that was my favorite flavor.

Brazilian ice-cream FTW ¿?

please talk about warm things it is freezing here in Britain

>>567
'I love you honey.'

Did it give you a warm feeling?

fuck Japan
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!Japaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!

I hate Japan!!
you understand!!!!????
I hate Japaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
And!!!!!!
Britiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!!!!

I really hate British!!!!!!
in short!!!!!!
British is fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking!!!!!

>>569
Ah.....there's a 'p' missing in the second sentence, just so you konw.

Japan is China's subordinate!!!!!!!!
Fuck Japan and British!!!!!!!

its cute that you care so much about japan.
japan doesnt give a shit about you.

>>573
baZING!

>>573
Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway Japan is really fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking!!!!

>>575
Do you want to share some troll-flavoured ice cream with me?

yuck!

>>577
You will eat it and you will enjoy it.

SIEG HEIL

>>569 of couse it did! do you really mean it? if you do, i love you too.

>>579 i have never come across that ice cream brand before

fish-san you should market your odour flavoured ice cream.

HEIL HITLAR

I think Chanese like pesticide-flavoured ice cream.

>>580
Shut up!!!!!!!!
Suiseiseki is the best person!!!!!!!
THAN chinaman and korean!!!!!!!

>>580
Are you sure you love >>569??

no no no you are right it is >>568 i love not 569!
i just woke up, my eyes are going funny

Did you wake up at 14:30?

No, he is from England.

>>589
Fucking England!!!?????
Nice joke

Are you retarded?

>>591
Be relieved
you too

Here is Suiseiseki's country
welcome to Japan

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What the hell is Suiseiseki?

>>595
Don't make a fool of Suiseiseki!!!!!!!!!
Suiseiseki is great as Nobel!!!!!!

>>588 no itwas 6:37. So I fell asleep again. The heating system here is terrible.

Either too hot or too cold. you never wake up refreshed.

I just fucked Suiseiseki but it wasn't that great.

First thing to do on a saturday morning is to go on the internet and check here? Wow thats sad.

>>598
＞ I just fucked Suiseisek
oh...
Me too

no i made myself a natto and rice breakfast, usually when ido that
i watch/listen to jpanase media, while at it, i checked my mail an dthi sthread.
is there anything wrong with that. should i have consulted you before
doing that?

うわあ、うぜえ

Of course you should have consulted me. How can you eat breakfast and
not share? That's very rude.

>>602
ｗｗｗｗｗ

>>603 i did not feel like sharing because of the negative attitude of
this thread at the time. There were poeple telling me not to come to Japan.
I would never say that to any human being. Previously I was keen in sharing
my natto experiences with you guys. But that feeling is notthere any more.

>>567
How about my fart-burning story?

What a drama queen.

>>607 It is my honest feelings i wrote there. there is nothing dramatic, just
pure feelings.

I'm not hungry.
I don't want to eat anything tonight.
I ate too much bread.
What should I do?
Tell me what I should do?
I'm begging you guys.

Ate much then burn your fart, it makes you feel warm.:)

>>609 go out for a run

Suiseiseki｢oh...yes...yes...come on...insert me...oh...｣

Who is forcing you to eat? Don't.
If you want to burn calories, get in the kitchen and make me dinner.
You may not be hungry, but I am.
So start cooking.

>>608 and >>609 are different persons btw

Thank you guys, I'm going out for a walk until to get hungry.

Hinaichigo｢oh...yes...there...there...ok...come on dolphin...｣

sinku｢oooooooooh!!!!come!!!come!!come!!come!!come!!dolphin!!!great!!｣

What is the Seisekisakuragaoka?
Tell me about that.

I like to fart while walking. It's very refreshing.

Dolphin sex?

What　ｄｏｌｐｈｉｎ？ plese tel me

Why do English speakers say come when they have sex anyway?

Dolphin suck my dick.
Dolphin's suck is greatest.

>>618
It's fantastic thing...

If you grew up,you understand...

>>622
That's better than go in Japanese.

what do they say in Japanese?

>>621
OK jap
you should study

I understood.

come Germany!!!!!!
German is Japan's best friend!!!!

I like german

>>628
you're smart
I give you my breasts

Thank you. I'm sure I will !!!

>>632
you're welcome

by the way i wanna eat your breasts
give me your breasts,ok?

Are you a Japanese cannibal?
No breasts for you!!!!

come woman!!!!!
Japanese dolphin is greater than American!!!!!!
blend!!!!!!

>>633
sure!

>>634
breasts are food.
ok??

It's the common knowledge in Japan

Yes yes It's food.

>>638
you're smart

you may eat my breasts

>>626
They say "I'm going" in Japanese. interesting isn't it?

>>636
oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Let's breasts party!!!!

I'm full !!! but Thank you.

>>640
I see

>>642
you're courteous
you may eat my breasts

>>640
You may be right.

Dick head！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

Why are you so excited?

>>645
We are going to heaven, right?

I think so

blend.....I wanna lick blend...

The current IQ level of the thread is approximately at 60. Anyone is welcome to join.

Even a monkey can join.

When the monkey comes, I disregard it.

You are the monkey.

I am a zombie.

Korean guys are really popular among girls all over the world.
Japanese girls seem to have great interest in Korean guys.
They travel to Korea in order to find a Korean date. Japanese girls are
biggest fans of Korean guys. I saw a Japanese TV show where Japanese girls
are seeking a Korean boyfriend and a group of Japanese girls go on a date with
Korean guys and they ask out Korean guys. Japanese girls are desperate for Korean guys.
I'm proud of it. :)

You just look like a Korean zombie.

I am a Korean zombie and I feel I am being discriminated against on the bus.
Nobody will sit next to me.
I'm so sad. Will this zombie ever find love?

write easily to understand,everybody

I'm yutori,ok?

>>658
For Korean or zombie, that is the question.

>>659
Hey, you want to share ice cream with me?

In Korea it is quite common for zombies and humans to make love.

>>661
i wanna eat a dolphin
big big dolphin

>>663
Let's share a dolphin, then.

Watch out for the Green Peace and Sea Sheperds.
They are violent!

Dolphin means womb from its shape.

They want to have a sex and cum into a womb.

>>666
I don't want to eat ice cream with you.

You must be a yutori.

What age group are yutori in?
Are they in the 20's?

Yutori are the people who have little sense of crisis, not only for their age.

>>665
green peas?
it's delicious

Here comes another yutori.

>>671 must be yotori.

He lacks a sense of crisis.
He will be the first person to die under this harsh circumstance in Japan.

Let's all just relax and eat ice cream.

Let's have a yutori party then!

Yutori parties are the best! They take all my worries away!

But the yutori are too slow in doing anything,
so lavendar ice cream will melt away before we eat it.

But much better than too fast to cum.

You are totally mistaken.
The yutori are all impotents.
Whether fast or slow is not an issue.

You must be a mouretsu shain.

Me? Mouretsu shain?
Far from it!
What makes you think that way?

I just love coffee, that's all=3

You are a coffee-loving stud, I understand.

Speaking of zombies and work, this is the best zombie song I've ever heard. Very catchy but the lyrics are pretty funny.
Bob (a zombie), who works at a shopping mall, is trying to persuade his co-woker, Tom (not a zombie yet)
to give in and unlock the door so Bob and other zombies can come in the room and eat his brains.
You can read all the lyrics in the description box.

Re: Your Brains
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARmqz48Mh0

Boring. Rather talk ice cream and dolphins.

>>685
Yes! Let's eat dolphin icecream!

Oh well, I thought it kinda describes what's going on here, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.

>>686
Where can I get some?

It's a kind of love cream isn't it?

>>688
Wakayama maybe!?

The zombie man seems to like brain cream.

i have staterted watching a new drama series: Manhattan love story.
A cofeee barrista falls in love with Kyon, a taxi driver. Things get complicated
when Kyon falls in love with a much younger dancer. Barrista starts manipulating
his customers' relationships in order to keep Kyon coming
into his shop...
http://www.mysoju.com/manhattan-love-story/

Nobody cares.

>>693 about you ,,, i sthat what you are saying

>>693
haha pretty harsh, but too true

>>692
>The owner's passion for coffee is almost a sickness and all he wants is for his customers to enjoy their coffee.

lol

My penis is in a state like the dumpling soup.

>>695 when that happens, can i suggest you do something likethis?
find someone you really care about.
one way love. it is as nourishing as being loved, it makes you grow and feel love.
make sure you really, really fall in love.

>>695
IKR?

>>697
Penis? Don't you mean your balls?

omg is it that drama queen again?

>>700 no she is a vampire speaking from her coffin.
you are so last century.

>>697
Are you Korean?
金 is a common surname of Korean people.

>>699
No, I mean that is not balls but penis.
I compared that my penis was dark dirty to the dumpling soup.
Of course, it was dirty because of my over masturbating.

Over masturbating penis with your right hand print, right?

>>700 i dislike your stupid bossy attitude old man.
i feel like i want you punch you in the face and throw you on the
ground. silly man! you get on my nerves.

>>700
Yep. It sure seems like the same drama queen.

>> yep. You sure the grumpy old man who criticizes everything.

What is drama queen?

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/drama_queen

>>708
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drama+queen

I don't understand the exact meaning of the phrase drama queen.

>>711
>>709-710

>>709>>710
Thank you.

I found a similar trait between drama queen and bossy attitude.

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fe20091011rh.html

>>714
That's true in the sense that they both act whthin a realm of faggotory.

http://drugoi.livejournal.com/2497392.html

http://anchorage.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/occult/1255270535/l50

↑オカルト板初！英語チャット専用スレ　

A thread for creepy people.

>>what exactly is this trait?

Today I had some ice cream, but it was spoiled by the fact that there was nobody to share it with.
Won't someone eat dolphin zombie ice cream with me?

>>721
ASL please?

>>722
A person's ASL doesn't matter when you're enjoying some delicious ice cream!
Let's have a good time!

Before that, would you share us with your ice cream story?

>>705
oh wow you have issues. not that it really matters, but i am neither male nor old.
it was even the first time i talked about you. take your medication and stay out of japan pls.

>>724
I used to sit on a bridge and eat dolphin-zombie ice cream with my best friend every day in grade school.
However, the years went by and my friend moved away. Now I sit alone on that bridge after my classes.
It seems I simply can't get over ice cream and the joy of sharing delicious zombie-dolphin ice cream with others.
It makes me happy. So let's share ice cream and be ice cream friends!

Does anybody know the word "sparcoil" which is said to be made up
by the famous writer James Joyce?
I was wondering if some of you guys who are familiar with English literature
could tell me something about that.
Thank you.

I love Sparcoil flavoured ice cream.

>>722
As you may know, the part where "sparcoil" appears is not translated into Japanese version yet
for various reasons. But it means "ejaculate", I guess.

>>728
Could you tell me what it is like, Sparcoil flavoured?

>>730
You have to taste it to believe it.
Let's share some Sparcoil flavoured ice cream!

Friend, I don't think that means "ejaculate."
Some scolars say it means 'agitate."

Anything can mean "ejaculate" if you say it the right way.

Whenever I feel agitated, I ejaculate.

>>731
not funny, but just creepy.

I think the best translation into Japanese is "Hidana-maki", which means
"to spread groundless rumor."

>>735
No ice cream for you, old man.

Sparcoil apears not in official version of Finnegans Wake but in unpublished manuscript of his,
which is well-kown fact to the students of Joyce.

sorry, appears

>>Hidana???

Isn't that Hidane?

I'm an old male and feel all the hatred coming to me.
I feel like a scapegoat.

I don't hate anybody here and I really enjoy any topics.

>>741
I respect you. Old age is something most of us will eventually experience, anyway--insulting it is silly.

Beautiful holiday.

Workday will start again tomorrow.

Enjoy today.

>>743
Indeed it is!

The weather is beautiful as usual, but what else?

shit, i have 2 finish my essey by wednesday.

Are you a college student?

Tht was lucky

I hate collage teachers.
They are all so insecure that they assume
high handed attitudes in front of students, because
that way, the teachers will not be embarrassed by not
knowing the answers to the questions posed by their students.
Those who are incapable teach.
That's what it is.

That doesn't make much sense...The teacher would be embarrased if he or
she could not answer students regardless of the teacher's attitude.
Maybe you should have studied harder to get in a better university.

>>749
you mean uni?
na im a high skwl student

I ate a yakisoba for as dinner.

What an austerity dinner it was!
I understand the way you foster a hungry spirit.
You will be big in speaking English.

dinner..so early?

Excuse me but
what do you feel this sentence "I am always online".
I felt strange.
but i don't why do i think so.

>but i don't why do i think so.
i don't know why did i think so.

How about this?
I am always on line.
Do you still feel strange?

>>757
As a sentence, there is nothing wrong with the line
"I am always online". But what that implies, is that
that person has no life away from the keyboard.

Maybe that's why it sounds and feels awkward.

>>758
i don't know why did i think so.

>i don't know why i think so.

>i don't know why i thought so.

Thanks a lot

>>765
So you haved seeing very ultra super miracle love have give your sexal gone?

me?

椿鬼奴, though her name is strange, she is a beautiful woman who has features in order that equal Kirishima Caren when watching her.
Moreover, she is not only a beautiful woman, but also a indeed unique character.
When I looked at 椿鬼奴 for the first time, I associated the face of Hakkina who was my lover.
No matter how the spectacle society is wide, the woman as the face of my lover Hakkina is associated is found only 椿鬼奴.
Therefore, we can say 椿鬼奴 is the most beautiful woman in the spectacle society.

So, with all due respect and consideration to our otaku fellas, what is this?
I can tell what's flying there but can't completely grasp the whole concept of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pgJ3K0-qpo

Ika is delicious.

>>766
Only know her from キュートン. They're funny being unfunny.

>>767
That's what's called a "disgrace". Pretend you didn't see that.

>>725 Wow, I never thought the person who had the nerves to call
other women "drama queen"s would be a woman Gestapo officer.
Just who do you think you are, calling your own
kind with such misogynistic labels?
Not only you are anti-women, you are xenophobic too.
It seems it is YOU have issues.

>>770
いいかげんにしていただけませんか？

Please don't come here anymore.

>>771

2chan servers are located in the States.
tell me where exactly "here " is???
don't make yourself sink deeper.

本当にうざいね、この人

U TOO

>>771 you can not tell anyone not to write here.

みんな英検準１ぐらい？

うわぁ・・・

>>772
Here is this thread. Please troll other place.

>>767
I don't understand the concept of it, either but I'm sure that the panties, which
were the collection of アメリカ人, who often posted here are going back to
where they belong to before there were stolen by him.

>>778 nobody is going to the other thread. this is an open thread.

>>772
this isn't 2chan. get the fuck out!

椿鬼奴 is an indeed typical Japanese woman. And her face represent all Japanese woman.
She looks like 関守日輪, who appears in Manga "うしおととら". Moreover, she looks like ハッキーナ, who is my lover.
She is the best beautiful woman in the spectacle society now.

>>781 does swearing make you look more intelligent than you really are?

>>781 keep on trolling. maybe you will get noticed

What are you wearing right now?

...I'm not wearing nothing.

>>785
That's a double negative. So you are wearing something.

I ain't know nothin' about nothin'

Does this mean I know somethin'?

It means you know somethin' about nothin'.

Using double negatives is not considered standard or proper in English and thus should be avoided,
but pointing one out in someone's post is far gayer than that.

You mean, I'm gay???

I don't drink coffee, I take tea, my dear.
I like my toast done on one side.
I'm a Japanese in Japan.

Shut up, my dear.

>>789
You aren't not a pretentious dickhead.

Never say never.

While watching Saving Private Ryan I realized that I belong to a generation of pussies.
Humanity's going down the drain.

>>795
Are you a cat?

>>796
I am a big, furry pussy.

>>770
Do you realize you are acting EXACTLY as described in >>493 (minus the
Johnny's bit)? You should know this has nothing to do with race or gender,
people are unhappy about your attitude which pretty much is the same
as the so called "dame-gaijin" in Japan, including playing the victim.

As far as I see, besides a few (perhaps same?) people, people are
asking you politely not to troll. Not telling you. Can you think why?
If you can't, I'm afraid I would have to agree that you would never fit in Japan
because you just don't "get it". Try to think about it without getting defensive.
It's an anonymous forum after all, you should have no name to defend.

>>798 shut up troll.leave this thread.

Kim Yu-na's thigh is thin, but that strength is 100 times as strong as Asada mao's thigh, 60 times as strong as Kimmy Mizener's thigh, and 40 times as strong as Emily Huse's thigh.
In a word, when 30 thighs of Emily fuse are bundled and throw a Kim Yu-na's thigh, It is natural that 30 Emily fuse's thighs should be broken.

>>800
No, you are totally mistaken.
Tonya Harding, a figure skater turned professional woman boxer, has the
strongest thigh than anyone else.
She is the baddest of the bad!

>>770
This is too funny.
A drama queen complaining about being called a drama queen,
only further proving how much a drama queen she is!

I think that this thread is warm though I cannot speak English.

When dieting, a woman will be thin and not staminal, and she will be injured easily.
But if she is an adult woman, no matter how she will be thin, she is likely to have to put the following things with deeply impressed .

If she is an adult woman, she should not be defeated by a girl or girls in the upper-grade of the elementary school at the sumo wrestling. Even if they are two or more girls, it is necessary for her to win with her strong spirit.
If she is an adult woman, she should be able to rape the 50 girls (even though all of them have heavy weight) in the classroom with her full monty.

>>804
Your Pennis is Biggest ???

Hey guys,let's chat! Why don't you communicate with each other?

>>804
I don't understand what you are driving at.

are there any foreigners here?

Are there anyone who live in a foreign country?

Here's something you might find moderately entertaining.

ttp://www.duane-and-brando.com/

These two fellows, "Duane" and "BrandO", make rock arrangements of
music from video games and rap to them.

They seem to have some real talent. I guess it's a little odd that
all they rap to is video game music, though.

Their most famous is probably their Megaman video. Oh, sorry--that's
"Rockman" in Japan, right?

Yes, me. Bu i am not a foreigner to myself. To me there are people who
move and who stay put.
People who stay put are frozen. their minds are frozen too.

I challenge.Speak English, and writing English.

>>812
Hang in there!

BRAVE YOU >>813

It's yukky outside.
Is it suppose to rain?
It's getting cold.
I don't like cold weather, because it's cold.
I wanna drink hot chocolate.
But I don't have any.
I still have some Hiyashi-chuka ingredients in the fridge.
I might as well make Hiyashi-chuka and drink cafe au lait, instead.

I love the rain and the cold.
There's nothing better than taking a walk as the rain pours down.
And the cold weather is nice, especially in the morning.
But I do live in Canada, so maybe I've just gotten used to horrible weather.

Do you live in Nova Scotia, lol?

No. No I do not.

hello!
I wanna use english without deep considering in order to speak English naturally.

So i may have many mistakes with my english.

Could i be checked?

>>816
You must be from somewhere other than B.C. because we hear that
the weather there is very mild.
Question!
Do human beings live in the provinces such as MB, SK, NB, NT, YT and NU?
Or are they just plain lands with lots of pine trees and ice?

hi! my name is nanashi.
im japanese !

fuck you all <3

shut ur face motherfukr

Is there anyone?

There is the woman thin to seem to be transparent of the rib in the world.
he breast of such a woman has hung down, but therefore it is very strong!!
It is more hardly tear than glamorous woman's breast.
In a word, It is breast that can mostly endure the tension loads!!

Do you know figure steat player Kim Yu-na?

Kim Yu-na's thigh is thin, but that strength is 100 times as strong as Asada mao's thigh, 60 times as strong as Kimmy Mizener's thigh, and 40 times as strong as Emily Huse's thigh.
In a word, when 30 thighs of Emily fuse are bundled and throw a Kim Yu-na's thigh, It is natural that 30 Emily fuse's thighs should be broken.

If a woan is an adult one, she should not be defeated by a girl or girls in the upper-grade of the elementary school at the sumo wrestling. Even if they are two or more girls, it is necessary for her to win with her strong spirit.
If she is an adult woman, she should be able to rape the 50 girls (even though all of them have heavy weight) in the classroom with her full monty.

Who is Me ? Delicios? >>826

I want to learn English but no knowledge and power of concentration, what should I don't know how

Nobody knows.

You should have a purpose to learn English i think

There is no purpose other than to communicate with people.
Language is about communication. If you write about anything,
your thoughts will get to other people and that is a great feeling
on its own.

My purpose is see the movie without sub title.
Of course The skin flick.

It's a good method to concentrate on the image.

natto tastes better when i defrost it and keep it in the fridge for two days.

I doubt it !!

well if you keep it for one day, it doesnt froth up as much.

>>832
Lots of English learners' say their goals are the same as you but
almost no one can reach the goal.

Thanks all!!
I'll try to look for!

>>820
I'm from Ontario. It's nice in the spring/summer, but in the winter and fall it can get pretty cold.
And people live in those provinces, of course. But outside of the major cities there tends to be a lot of space.
Next door neighbours can live half a mile away from each other. This excludes the island provinces.
I'm in Toronto, though, so there's some jackass right on the other side of the thin wall in my room.

Came across an article about English (language, not nationality)
which some people may find interesting...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8306582.stm

>>840
Gee, thanx for the very interesting ad.
Is it very baltic in London?
It's getting chiller eveyday in Japan.
We should drink bukie to warm up so we don't need to go to the cludgie
very often.
But then, I know hee haw about that drink, so I might as well
shoot the crawn and do some messages.
Cheers!

>>839
Tack, plz say hi to your next door neighbor eejit!

A bukkake or a wegdie, that is the question.

Mt. Fuji is the highest mountain in Nippon !

×）Mt. Fuji is the highest mountain in Nippon !
○）Mt. Fuji is the best mountain in Nippon !

>>839
Is it true people don't lock their doors like shown in the Michael Moore movie?

>>846
No way. That was honestly the dumbest thing I've ever seen, and I like Moore's movies.

If the glamorous woman and the slim woman measure them strengh of the groins each other, groin that tears off is the glamorous woman's one, and the slim woman's groin is not daunted at all.
Even if the glamorous woman's two or three groins are bundled, the result is same.

Is your breast not merely beautiful but also strong?
You must compete with a junior high school heavy weight girl, pulling the breast each other, so that which of them could torn off easyer.

Line up, I'll smoke you all with my triple blaze.=3３З

Kiss Me >>850

>>851ε=This is all I got for now. Need to charge it up.

insert my ass
come on

u guyz so weird

>>850
Bundle your thighs. I'm going to throw my one thigh against your thighs to break all of yours.

>>857
Do you know the Sex?

>>852
Please make a club of my thigh when I die.
And use it to fracture glamorous women's thighs knocking them with it.

>>856
Of course, Sex is a competition to compete with robustness of man's and woman's groin splitting them each other.

>>857
Better not try that, or you'll scream like a monkey with his balls caught in a car door.

>>858
Are you former 金玉?

http://www.angryasianman.com/2009/10/interracial-couple-denied-marriage.html
Who wants to marry a white woman, anyway? Gross!

niggers

Buy Windows 7 ?

Comrade, I have a question.
What does ACORN mean?
I stumbled across tht word in youtube. It seems like a keyword on the political debate of "libs vs conservatives".

>>864
You can read all about it at this amazing site:
http://google.com

Though Kim Yu-na's breast is very soft, it is impossible to bite off it.
On the other hand, Though Kimmy Mizener's breast is elastic and hard, but it is easy to bite off it.

You should think about that ↑ above-mentioned for one hour or more.

Ah!! It is impossible to bite off and a nipple of the woman having soft breast.
Ah!! It is easy to bite off a nipple of the woman having elastic and hard breast.
Ah my penis seems to erect itself. And I cannot control it.

Kim Yu-na's groin is stronger than all groins of all women in all parts of the world were bundled.
You should deliberate this proposition for one hour or more.

Shut up, bitch.

If someone tries to cut off Kim Yu-na's thigh with an electric saw, it will take three years before it is finished.
But cutting Kimmy Mizener's thigh in same way will be finished momentarily!

If someone tries to hit Yu-na's head against Mizener's head, Mizener's head will scatter to pieces as if the pomegranate!!
Yu-na's head is lovely and soft but it is extraordinary tough.

>>946
KIm Yu-na can be called the female version James bond!!
She will kill all people in the world by her grapple ability. Hollywood wants to make her star in movie "007".

What a nonesense!
Just waste of time and energy to read.

Judging by the way he keeps shouting, it's pretty obvious that he literally put his balls in a vise and had them crushed.
Pretty soon the kanji 玉 in his name will disappear too.

Aside from the groins, I wonder how hard his balls are.
Melted away?

Now that they're virtually non-existent, you never know.

What the fuck did Koreans ever do to you that you haven't done to then ten-fold?

Dear Japanese friends,

I have a request. I am trying to find out the band and the title of the following song
at 2:59 minutes:

>>http://www.mysoju.com/voice/episode-4/part-2/

Onegaishimas! Arigatou gozaimas in advance.

>>875-877
You are Empty.

>>878
Song title: 夕暮れ(Yugure)
Band: The Blue Hearts

>>879
You are Full of

>>878
The title is 夕暮れ (sunset in English) by The Blue Hearts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPfkwgIhlPA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_fUAPgQzI&feature=related

The band was active from the late 80's to the middle of 90's and produced
lots of hit songs and broke up in 1995. Even after the band broke up,
their songs were used in CMs, dramas, and movies.

"LINDA LINDA" and "Train Train" are the two songs I remember most.
"LINDA LINDA" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kACmuAREEf8&feature=related
"Train Train" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZa4dcRN-w&feature=related

As you can see they started as sort of like a punk band but their lyrics are
good and their ballad songs are very touching.

After the bands's breakup the two main member "Hiroto Komoto" (vocal) and
Masatoshi Mashima (guitar) formed other bands, "The HIGH-LOWS" first and then after
"The HIGH-LOWS" breakup they formed "THE CRO-MAGNONS."

"The HIGH-LOWS" (1995-2005)
"THE CRO-MAGNONS"(July 2006---)

The HIGH-LOWS produced lots of hit songs like "The BLUE HEARTS" but I don't think
"THE CRO-MAGNONS" is as popular as The BLUE HEARTS and The HIGH-LOWS.
Probably, their fans get old and don't buy CDs and download their songs for that matter
anymore and the band members are getting old and can't aquire new fan bases.

I didn't notice >>880 had already answered.

Take my post as additional information.

I'm hikky >>883

>>884
What do you mean?

Bad at conversation.

>>880
>>882

I do not know how to express my gratitude. Thank you very, very much.
Thank you for all the effort you have put into your messages.
Right now, I have downloaded Blue Hearts music and am listening to
their songs. What an AWESOME band.

They are a specific brand of Punk that is much, much more cheerful
than the usual UK/US Punk bands. They have the warmth of that Japanese
homemade dinner touch.

Thank you again and, please do not underestimate Johnny's or people who listen to them.
I am a huge Ikuta Toma fan, it was through Voice the drama that I learnt about the Blue
Hearts (thanks to you guys too). I learnt about Elephant KAshimashi through a Toma i
nterview. I listen to them religously.Becaus eof the Kame-Kyonconnection I found about Tokyo
No 1 soul Set.
Johnny's act as the popular culture ambassadors to
us foreigners, so they are doing their jobs magnificently.
Many thanks again!
PS: Fish-san this Sunset song is another "shout at the top your lungs" Karaoke song!

Kim Yu-na is going through another world now.
In a word, Yu-na's performance is in the dimension already beyond human understanding
Yu-na dances like angel's dance, putting herself between this world and other world.
It must be near on the day when Yu-na becomes a god.

Yu-na's thigh is slim and soft but it is very strong.
When Yu-na lays her own thigh on the rail, and Shinkansen runs it over, Yu-na's thigh must not been cut yet even if the tail vehicle of the train passes.

Though this is information from a certain source, Kim Yu-na does not wind.

I want to make a sword from Kim Yu-na's thighbone. If I do so, the sword that never breaks will come into existence.

Are you irritated about something or someone?
Why are your posts so nonsense?

I should not have threw my mobile phone.
My mobile phone got broken.

GeForce GTX are very faster Card >>894

oyasumi. >>ALL

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50

I've just ask you a question here. If you have time, please answer the
question. Thank you.

Kim Yu-na's cheek flesh is very soft.
However, noone can tear up it even if the steel hook is hung on the Yu-na's cheek flesh and pulls it by redoubtable power.

Kim Yu-na's groin is strong redoubtably.
And Yu-na's groin will be not torn off even if the rope ties to both feet of Ota, and the tug-of-war by 500 people.

Kim Yu-na should not be called "national younger sister", but she should be called, "national elder brother".
Will it be strange if it is called, a woman is called "Elder brother"?
No, it is not strange at all!
It is because Kawashima Yoshko is called "Elder brother" in World War II, though she is a woman.

Kim Yu-na should not be called "national younger sister", but she should be called, "national elder brother".
Will it be strange if it is called, a woman is called "Elder brother"?
No, it is not strange at all!
It is because Kawashima Yoshko is called "Elder brother" in World War II, though she is a woman.

It's Monday, Monday Monday Monday.

I'm going to quit my job.
What am I going to do next?

椿鬼奴 has the groin split hardly in the all female entertainers.
Her groin is about 100 times as strong as 真野あずさ's groin.

Regarding >>896, it's OK even if you don't catch it completely.
Just transcribing parts of what they say is appreciated.

>>903
If you are trolling, try to make it to be interesting or funny.
Then I'll willing to be trolled.

The Japanese cheer the Japanese player, and the South Korean cheer the South Korean player.
I don't have such nationalism.
If a female soldier of ally who is not my favor fight against a female soldier of enemy who is my favor, I will kill a female soldier of ally without hesitating.

Core i5 or Core i7 better?

I cheer the interesting posts. That's all.

I do n't troll but propagate a certain truth to you.
Do you think which groin have the more durability 江角マキ子 or 水野裕子?

Now I see why some 2ch servers have been down in the past few days. Cyber attacks.

I do n't troll but propagate a certain truth to you.
Do you think which groin have the more durability to the tension load 江角マキ子 or 水野裕子?

It seems your nonsense has the most durability.

Love songs are popular.
Video games are popular.

Therefore, it makes perfect sense to combine the two.

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8

Mario Kart Love Song. It's a Love Song, using Mario Kart metaphors. If
it sounds familiar to you, you might have heard it in the
"8分間に32曲を歌うスウェーデン人　32 songs in 8 minutes" video on
Nico Nico Douga.

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-HapiNXsv4

This one is different, because it's actually a love song to Street
Fighter 4.

On a side note, I was really surprised when "Know Your Meme" video
showed up on Nico Nico Douga. I guess the internet makes the world
pretty small...

>>907
both of those CPU have potential to be suck.

why don't you read article below.
http://www.anandtech.com/mb/showdoc.aspx?i=3661

Can someone help me with some slang?

I just saw ”TOFELできやがった” and am wondering what "やがった”
means, and I guess, where it came from?

>>915
I wouldn't call「やがった」 a slang because it's widely used in very casual conversation with friends.
(My understanding of a slang is that it's used only in limited contexts or used by only limited type of people.)
By adding it at the end of a "verb," you can show a disgusting feeling, hatred or critisizm to the "subject" of the
sentense.

「verb+やがった」is the past tense of 「verb+やがる」

eg1)
While「ベストバイは俺に欠陥品を売った。」states only the fact that "Best Buy sold me a lemon,"
「ベストバイは俺に欠陥品を売りやがった。」sounds you're very angry with Best Buy. You're disgusted with
Best Buy and show hate to the outlet.

English speakers insert "fucking" when they show their anger, disgusting feeling. Maybe 「----やがる」
and　「----やがった」are similar to it.

eg2)
「マイクはいつも約束に遅れて来やがる」shows your frustration and shows that you're fed up with him
coming late for each and every appointment more than just simply saying「マイクはいつも約束に遅れて来る」.

I felt it sounds a little bit odd when I saw ”TOFELできやがった”.
If the subject of the sentense is a person except the speaker, then it kind of makes sense.
The speaker is jealous of the person because he/she scored high score on TOEFL.

「できる」in this case means "get a high score." By adding 「やがった」
to it, you can show you're jelous of the person.

But ”TOFELできやがった”sounds odd a little bit and I need a context where you saw it.
So as for the usage of 「---やがる」and 「---やがった」, it's better to
read eg1) and eg2).(”TOFELできやがった”isn't the best sentense to explain
「やがる」and「やがった」）

>>913
Both video are watched by many people, especially the first one.

>>916
Thank you! That was a very thorough explanation and the examples helped
a lot. Unfortunately I only saw it in passing so I don't remember
the context, but your explanation makes perfect sense. My dictionary
has やがる but not the past tense やがった for some reason.

Your PC installed Windows 95 ?

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50

Please check this Q&A thread once in a while.
I've just posted a question. Thank you.

If Shinkansen runs over Kim Yu-na's thigh put on the rail, Yu-na's thigh might not be cut off even though the tail of vehicle passes.

>>921
How should I pronounce your name?

If Kim Yu-na dead and her bereaved family try to cremate her remain, 5000 years might be required before the scorch of Yu-na's remain become the bone.

If Kim Yu-na kichs 100 voluptuous woman's thighs banded, they thighs will break off easily.

Suppose when Kim Yu-na is having a bath and wash her hips with soap, Kimmy Mizener and Emily Hyuse suddenly attack her, what will be happened?
Have you thought about the above thing seriously?

>>922
I am glad for your that question.
My handle name "何玉鳳" is taking of the name of the hero in "儿女英雄伝".
She was called"十三妹" as another name, and she is a third most beautiful girl in the history of mankind.
Naturally, she is more attractive than [tsubakioniyatsu] from Ota.

Can you read the air?

u mean ｋｙ？

Right.

Excuse me.
Please tell me website or movie that studying English.

椿鬼奴 is samples of women who aim at dieting.
The figure of 椿鬼奴 is perfect and faultless.
椿鬼奴 is the most sophisticated woman on the earth in the 21st century.

If you try to diet, which thin woman do you aim at, 金妍兒 or 浅田真央?
Your aesthetic sense is mad if you are aiming at 浅田真央.
If you are aiming at 金妍兒, your aesthetic sense is normal fairly.

A woman's thigh is becoming her weight between 46kg and 47kg to be the strongest.
The strength equals strength of 60kg weight 10 women's thighs bundled.

Hey, everybody!!
I recognize your diet. But If you have not an excellent character, even though you diet so that you get an ideal figure, it is possible for you to become only the second class monkey.
It is the most important for the woman that it is neither figure, nor talent, but character.

In view of dieting, for instance, 水野裕子 is more high-level than 江角マキ子.
金妍兒 is superior to 浅田真央. 狩野舞子 is more fine quality than 栗原恵.

Windows 7 out today!!!!!!

Sexy woman need you

What does やってけない mean? Not thinking something through?

>>938
She is saying to you that she doesn't want to deal with you anymore,
because e.g. you drink too much and hit her whenever you drink, you waste
money on horse-racing or pachinko, etc.

Talk Me >>941

>>938
If you don't give me context behind the phrase, it's almost impossible to
answer you correctly because there are some possibilities.

やってけない is a colloquial form of やっていけない
The opposite phrases are やってける (colloquial) and やっていける, respectively.

I think the basic meaning of the phrase is "can't keep something going."
If it's about relationship, it means you can't keep the relationship going anymore
as >>939 say.

If your income is too small and you need to spend more than you earn, you can
use the phrase, too, meaning you can't support yourself and can't keep your life going.
You need to do two or more jobs to earn more or you need to borrow some money from someone.

If an actor wanna-be seems too naive to survive in a competitive show business, someone
might say, あいつは芸能界ではやってけない, meaning "He can't survive in a
competitive show business." He can't keep himself going in competitive show business.

>>941
Thanks, I thought it was a special phrase or something. Googling it didn't
help much, so I was confused.

boring

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I just started translating manga into English to practice my Japanese.

Maybe it'll work for you guys as well. There are tons of groups looking for translators.

Kamenashi and Kumi Koda won the best jeanist award this year.
This is four years in a row for them to win the award.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJfI19mNhOs

If you win five times, you'll be in Hall of Fame of best jeanist.
Takuya Kimura, Tsuyoshi Kusanagi and Ayumi Hamasaki are in the Hall of Fame, meaning
each of them has won the award five times in the past.
Once you are in the Hall of Fame, you aren't eligible for the award anymore.

Kamenashi is the best male jeanist and Kumi Koda is the best female jeaninst this year.
This award has been hosted since 1984 by Japan's jeans makers' association.

There are two sections in the award. One is voted by general public and
the other is decided by the jeans makers's association. Kamenashi and
Kumi Koda were in the former section and voted by general public.

Japan's first lady, who is Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama's wife is one of the winners
in the latter section.

Nobody believes this award's authority because organized votes is possible
and everybody knows there are other people who look much better in jeans than
the winners of this award. Believe me, I think I look better in jeans than
the winners this year and in the past. hahaha

Anybody can vote via web or a post card regardless of your nationality
as long as you live in Japan. Votes from overseas aren't accepted.

Ooops... I said there are two sections in this award but there are
three, which is International section. The winner of the newly made section
is Jerry Yan, who I never heard of.

>>945
That's a good way to study Japanese.
If you are agonized by the translation, there's a possibility that you'll
get to hate manga themselves.

That might be good, though. My parents used to say the more you read manga,
the more you become dumb so they urged me to read a novel instead of manga.

>>945
If you translate Manga into English to practice your Japanese, Manga "うしおととら" is the most suitable as your aim.
It is because the girl named 関守日輪 and the female characters named かがり and なお appear in "うしおととら".
Especially, I want you to translate the fighting scene かがり VS なお into English by all means. And I want you to cheer なお than かがり.

The scene where なお, who is slim and has soft flesh, chops off the thigh of かがり、who is voluptuous and elastic, is shocking to you.
Whenever this scene is seen once, every penis will be erected.

I forgot to write about 関守日輪,You should not forget the existence of 関守日輪.
Only the woman who has such feature is owner of the highest gene as the woman.
関守日輪 is the highest beautiful woman in space.

If it ranks hierarchically between かがり and 関守日輪 and なお, it will be shown by the following diagram.

関守日輪 ＞ なお ＞ かがり

関守日輪 is boyish♪♪ Therefore, I like 関守日輪♪♪
The groin of the boyish girl tears most hardly in the world♪♪♪

"Song of Do Re Me" from Movie "Sound of Music"

Do a do of fur-doughnut.
Ra a ra of rape.
Mi a mi of minced testicle.
Fa a fa of fuck.
So a so of soapland.
Ra a ra of radiant golden boll.
She a she of she fuck me.
That'll bring us back to Do.

Are you satisfied with your groin-centered life?

>>953
I have not merely groin-centrism.
I also stick to the groin, thigh, even skull...
In any body site case, it is my consistent belief to compare a princess type voluptuous beauty with a boyish type slim beauty.

Do you consider yourself H(entai)?

Do you feel Windows 7 ?

>>946 thanks for the Kamenashi update! so he is rubbing shoulders with the
first lady. of course this is all political Kitegawa media power show but
this is what media is all about.btw Kamenashi looks sooo unhappy.

October will be ended soon.
The Seven-Five-Three Festival in November just correspond to birthday of my lover Hakkina.
I will present Hakkina a birthday cake. If the cloth of the cheesecake is used for the cloth of the birthday cake, will it be strange?
I want to hear your opinion about it.

Every person walks in yen that expands straight now far, too.

>>956
I don't think so, and I don't understand why people are so
big about touching screens.
I for one don't like getting static electricity and don't like my screens
with full of finger prints.
I have a bigger problem.
I can never figure out how to squeeze and print-out Excel sheets on one page.

>>947
It's not so much agonizing over the translations as it is realizing that I'm
losing my grasp on English with every chapter. I don't even realize how
awkward some of my translations sound until the proofreader points them out to me xD

Which do you think is the stronger, two women who are playing oil wrestling in Hong Kong movies "セクシー武芸帳" or two girls who are playing mud wrestling in "クノイチ部隊"?
Suddenly,I was very anxious about it.

Why are you asking these questions?
Is this longing for motherly love?
Do Japanese men like strong, tall women?

>>961
Are you still an awkward translater?
You seem not to have mastered English yet.
You ought to translate Manga "うしおととら" to improve your English skill, sticking to a character 関守日輪, comparing 関守日輪 and かがり.

Ｉ’ｍ DOUTEI

>>963
I dislike the tall woman and fat woman.
As for the plump woman and little girl, I don't like and hate them.
I like the adult slim woman in the medium-tall.
My belief is that such a woman must be the strongest among the all women in the world.

is there an evolutionary disadvantage to having a tall woman as your partner?

for instance, are afraid that any tall offspring will b emore accident prone?

or is it a social notion that a man ha sto be taller than the woman,
to assure his authority?

>>967
There is no evolutionary disadvantage to having a tall Sally as my partner.
Moreover, it is not a social notion that a man has to be taller than women to assure the man's authority.

From a vewpoint o fgravity and balance of woman's body, I just like the woman who has the most appropriate height and weight. This is an aesthetic viewpoint.
And my belief is that most well-balanced and beautiful creation is most strong.

>>957
I didn't recognize he looked unhappy because I don't know much about how he usually looks.
Maybe attentions were drawn to the first lady or other winners and he was grumpy. Maybe I'm wrong, though.
I read somewhere that he came to Tokyo from Osaka to participate in the award ceremony, and
after the ceremony, he went back to Osaka to perform in a musical titled DREAM BOYS in the evening.

My steady is taller than me by the 1 cm but she looks oblivious to my height.

>>970
Does she looks oblivious to your height, though your steady is 1cm taller than you?
How of man's fleshs to adhere and man's operation have been restricted by gravity, because there is gravity on the earth.
Stature with the best balance is calculated from the relation to the material that composes man's bodies and gravity on the earth.
If a woman's height is below and above the best height, she must be not beautiful.

Understanding the VOA special english is difficult.

>>971 and what is this "best" height? Itis such an arbitrayr and vague definition.

you talk about women as if they are mass produced robots confirming
to a standard. You probably have similar attitude to your own body.
Do you measure yourself and compare with other males, and say
"I have such and such height so I qualify as ugly/average/handsome"

>>973
I think you're talking to one of the most gifted trolls in English board.
Keep in mind that you can't expect any decent discussion from him.

Wait for My Brave

>>973 I was just probing his mind, his way of thinking.
what sort of logi che bases his views on etc. let's see
how he responds.

>>969 well he must be having a really bad time. i read in 2ch rumours
that Kyon went to Osaka to meet him. some other rumour is that
she is pregnant. This is such exciting news.

It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

Imagine there's no Korea
It's easy if you try〜

I do not have motivation to study English!!
What should I do!!

>>980
It's easy. Just quit studying it.

>>973
How come you think that I talk about women as if they are mass produced robots confirming
to a standard?
Well, A human has the best height and weight.
Do you think it is beautiful seeing a 300kg weight big woman?
Do you think it is beautiful seeing a woman whose weight becomes thin up to 30kg as aresult of dietting?
Do you think it is beautiful seeing a 2m20cm height tall woman?
Do you think it is beautiful seeing a 1m20cm height adult woman?

Will you agree with that there is no doubt that they are all ugly?
In the weight of the woman, the range from 45kg to 55kg should be most beautiful, and in the height of the woman, the range from 160cm to 170cm should be most beautiful.
This is a result of the influence of the gravity on the earth.

I want to write something beautiful but I don't know what to write

My lover Hakkina likes powdered green tea caramel among the Morinaga milk caramel series.
I felt a little odd taste in the harmony between the caramel and powdered green tea when I ate the powdered green tea caramel.
I think only her taste to be correct.
Everyone should match and change their taste to Hakkina's taste.

>>983
If you want to write something beautiful, you may as well write about 大下容子.
When 大下容子 tried to butt 黒田福美 with the head, and has crushed 黒田福美's skull completely, it must be the most beautiful spectacle.

Though I forgot to write one, I add that spectacle is so beautiful that my penis might be erected!!

The man's penis becomes hard gradually when he is masturbating, though it is soft before massaging .
why Is man's penis soft before massaging? And, why does the man's penis become hard if he massages it?
Is there any person who knows its principle?

>987
Blood is pumped into a sort of sponge-like tissue found in the penis which causes
the penis to erect and be able to penetrate womens' arse holes.

test

>>982 Naruhodo...interesting argument for aesthetics,
putting forth the gravity as the deciding factor.I take it therefore
the same principles aply to men.
They should be between 45kg to 55kg to 160cm-170cm because gravity dictates
how handsome a man is.
For instance Kamenashi Kazuya is 170 cm and 47kg. He looks hottttt.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 138
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1256438464/

fuck off zoophillia
lick your dog's ass

Windows 7

I have to work....

1000

>>995
You jumped the gun.

hi

iyan

To the astonishment of everybody, slim girl seems to be strong for her groin to be tore, slim girl seems to be weak for her groin to be tore.

1000!

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