Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 125

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 125
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(4 ^ヮ^) Let's have milk tea and chat!
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Previous Thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 123
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1228921244/

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, and Admins of deserted imageboards. And let's celebrate the comeback of the Internet-addicted
housewife!

Here is the place to have a blast!!!!

★the infamous spammer that uses Windows ME is not allowed to participate★
★Chat no more about Windows ME please★

>>1

　　Λ＿Λ　　＼＼
　 (4 ^ヮ^)　　　|　|　　Bitch nigga!!
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　　 Ｙ　/ノ　　　 人
　　　 /　）　 　 < 　>_Λ∩
　 ＿/し'　／／. Ｖ｀Д´）/ >>2
　（＿フ彡　　　　　 　　/　*が*

>>1
YOU FAILED
the cats face should be back

YOU JUST MAKE ME MADE YOU
ばか！

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　　　|　_☆_|＿　 ﾄﾞﾙﾙﾙﾙﾙﾙﾙﾙﾙﾙ.!!!!!　∴*．∵;"*．∴|;"．*
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　　　 　∧_∧　　　　　　 　GTFO >>1! 　　　　　　
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>>1
You should have used the previous starting post. Why would you use Sparky's face?

Seriously sparky, what the hell are you doing? Do you even know what you are doing?

・・・125?
and part122 is atttached on the >>1
This thread may be targeted by a terrorist!

>>962 of last thread
>Then what can be more proper expression to express "I've been thinking relativity
theory is false for a decade".

Maybe something like "For the past decade, I've thought that the theory of relativity
is false."

I'm done with Sparky. Someone please tell me how to add my voice to the reports of him spamming.

>>1
Then, who are you ?

im going on vacation guys

i don't feel proper to post in 2ch
see you soon ^^

>>13
Oh god yes! Thank you god.

Sparky is reacting to this:

★the infamous spammer that uses Windows ME is not allowed to participate★
★Chat no more about Windows ME please★

It was totally unnecessary but you need to calm down, Sparky.

【電気火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田 is just going to observe.
and not start any thing.
I will only post when somebody ask me something.

>>15
is 100% correct

>>17
★the infamous spammer that uses Windows ME is not allowed to participate★
★Chat no more about Windows ME please★

eager tiger!

wow, spelling mistake!
* easy tiger

>>1 actually messed it up a lot though, as he or she put the wrong link to
the previous thread as well. I'd say >>1 failed.

>>20
ちょっとまって虎
That was in my friend's Japanese phrasebook under the "dirty talk" section.

>>21
It's true. Wrong face, wrong number mentioned, and wrong link.

For a person who wanna attack someone,
Sparky can be a good target because he is weak in terms of social position or something.

>>22
Who is the author who gave that definition to the pharase 'easy tiger' ?
Your friend?

What does easy tiger mean, in the first place?

>>26
calm down

I'm so sorry everyone. I wasn't myself. I shouldn't have tried to build a thread
even when the previous one was used up. I think I was controled by someone else.
My fingers moved on their own accord, no matter what my real intention.
How can I make it up to you? I know! I'll do better next time!
So please forgive me.

>>28
Delete this one because it's way too fucked up.

>>28
When you make the next thread, you had better write something good,
without writing something unnecessary. Don't you think so ?

Let's get the right template for the next thread, okay?
Try it from this one.



Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part #
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Previous Thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part (#-1)
[LAST THREAD LINK]

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let's celebrate the comeback of the Internet-addicted
housewife.

Here is the place to have a ball!!!!!

Yes, sir. As you wish!
I'll write something better to repel the spammer.

The next one should be like this. Do you understand?

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part #
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( ´･ω･) Let's have (Something) tea and chat!
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Previous Thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part (#-1)
[LAST THREAD LINK]

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let's celebrate the comeback of the Internet-addicted
housewife.

Here is the place to have a ball!!!!!

★the infamous spammer that uses Windows ME is not allowed to participate★
★Chat no more about Windows ME please★

>>33
NO

HEY! ANSWER MY QUESTION NOW!
WHAT DOES EASY TIGER MEAN? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS!

>>35
27 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2008/12/24(水) 09:52:52
>>26
calm down

I think the reason why sparky is attacked by an anon is not the fact that
sparky was kind of a spammer, but an anon is frustrated because Christmas Day is coming soon.

>>35
Easy tiger means tiger that's easy to eat. So there's some kind of tiger that's edible to human beings.

>>37
I have no clue what Chrismas has to do with the spammer, though.

asian boys are really attractive, especially japanese guys are beautiful.
everytime i run into japanese guys, i could even barely breath because my heart are speading up.
on the other hand, white guys like american boys are very dull.
compare to japanese boys, american boys are like donkkey which shitting around all day long.
i cant take living without japanese boys. my love to them are very real.
japanese boys are hottest in the planet and nobody cant deny this truth.

>>33
I don't think he's important enough to change the template for >>1

>>10
You are very kind. It was left on my mind.
Thank you very much.

>>39
You mean >>1 is a spammer?

>>40
Not bad news to hear, but I cannot help assiciate you with the Korean spammer.

Please stop picking on Sparky.
Anyways, he has a new love now, so he won't be talking about Windows ME very much
anymore, isn't that right?

>>35
Easy, Tiger!

someone ban him

>>45
No worries.
People are irritated just now because of Christmas Day.

>>45
はい！

^^

>>45
You might not want to expect much from the spammer.
He created his own thread. So I think it's a good idea for his admirers to go there talking with him about Windows ME,
but not here please.

I am sorry for posting all that silly AA.
I am not going to post AA here again!
I Promise!

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

>>50
Are you going to ever do the homework I gave you?

I have some questions.

Why the Korean spamer and the Japanese spammer(he repeatedly say 低脳英語)
could avoid being attacked by people like 1 ?

>>52
repost the assigenment please

>>25
I don't remember the author, it wasn't my friend.
I guess it directly translates into "wait a minute tiger" which is the same
thing as saying "easy tiger".

>>54
Retype my posting guidelines in a new post.
You said you saved them, right? So read it over, and type it back here.
Don't copy-paste. Type it over yourself.

>>56
Maybe it will be here for me to review when I come back from eating dinner right now.
We'll see. You've ignored me the last couple times I asked you to do this.
I think it will help though.

>>53
You go ahead and attack him/her.

>>55
Isn't that supposed to be "Wait a minute, Tiger!" or something.
I guess Tiger is a name of a person and easy Tiger means he is easy.
Am I correct?

Obviously, >>1 did it just to troll Sparky, but there's one serious hardcore Sparky-hater in here.

1. this is not
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/q/
do not be random

2.
is the post related?
whould people find it interesting?
if not
3. is it a good topis starter? (ex. sparky4's future girlfriend)

4. answer questions

>>59
And you keep on talking about Sparky, you are the troll.
That's why you try to protect him. I can tell. Stop fooling around.

>>61
Huh? I'm just making an obsevation here. Are you the one I mentioned?

>>59
and it worked.

some body do not want me here

hmmm....
dam it they keep following me!

How about we build Sparky-free chat in English.
Sparky can do anything he likes in here instead.

>>63
i think you found the hater!

>>62
Why don't you exchange e-mail with him and talk on MSN?

There's two kinds of trolls here.
The one who keeps posting AAs and the one spoiling him.
Both are troublesome.

>>66
Hmm, I hardly talk to Sparky, and like I said, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on in here.

>>68
Come on! Sparky would be happy to have a new friend.
It's really fun to talk on MSN. You can enjoy Sparky without anyone in the way.

>>69
I'd rather talk to you on MSN. You want my number?

****** Quick guide to Americans here *******

* keira=robotintokyo (California)
A woman who once announced that she'd start vlogging, but she's so lazy that she hasn't
even tried it. Loves to travel with her family. Last time she visited Japan, she cosplayed
and strutted on the Takeshita street in Harajuku. She loves to sing Harajuku Girls by
Gwen Stefani when she goes to Karaoke with her friends.
"robotintokyo" is a part of her blog's URL.

* ベイエリア人 (California)
A man who claims he leads a reclusive lifestyle. Nice man who answeres
our questions in another thread. His dream is to bungee jump from the
Golden Gate bridge. He's now on a self-searching trip.

* tennessian (Tennessee)
Born in a stable but his dad's success in business led him to live in a mansion.
A man who loves Japanese culture and wants to go out with Japanese exchange students
in his university. Although he doesn't give a shit studying Japanese, he wants to have
a good time as a gaijin in Japan. So checking ALT's (assistant language teacher) blogs
to know what their lives are like is his daily routine. He loves the weather and people
in Florida so much that he wants to move there and spend the rest of his life playing poker
all day with elderly people. The winner of the 28th Elvis impersonator contest.
His favorite CD is House remix of Elvis's tunes. Devoted Dixie Chicks fan.

>>70
If you like.
But how about Sparky's? I think you should add him to your list.

>>55
I got it.

Then, have someone ever said 'easy tiger ' actually to you in real life?

* アメリカ人 (Chicago)
Man with panty fetish. His goal is to get full schalorship from one of the IV League
universities or USC, scientology or scatology major.
Learning Japanese but not so serious about it.
When he gets nervous before an exam, he sniffs his host sister's panty to relax.
It's said that lots of bras and panties were gone when he left his host
family's house. He knows how to choose the best and ideal host family to stay with.
His advice to students who wants to homestay in Japan is that the first thing they have
to do on arriving host family's home is to make sure where the washing machine is.
He is an active spammer on Japanprobe and Japundit. Cheerful and outgoing.

* crystal (California)
ESL teacher wannabe. Kind enough to answer our English questions. Loves
Japanese pop culture. A tad more serious than アメリカ人　but not so serious
about studying Japanese. She loves Japan and things Japanese but draws a fine line
between weeaboos and herself. Thinks it's a good idea to live in Japan but not
longer than one year. She believes that being away from her boyfriend for such a
long time deteriorates their relationship. Loves to play catch with her mom.
She loves spicy hot Orochon ramen noodles. She likes it in spicy level 9.
(extremely hot)

* jook (california)
Tech-savvy. Nobody knows more about the US cell phone industry than him.
He's so tech-savvy that he can text message or give a call even when his cell phone
is turned off. Nice enough to answer our English questions here and in another thread.
Loves to sleep with his girlfriend behind his parents' eyes.
Desperate to shave his girlfriend's pubic hair.
He drinks Jooky instead of Coke.　将 is one of his favorite kanji and he uses stylized 将
as wallpaper. Next kanji candidate to be used as a wallpaper is 剃.
He loves Oreskaband just because all the members are girls. Party animal.
He calls himself 男伊達.(dandy guy)

*【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】ミ田 (Louisiana)
A boy also known as Sparky who lives only in cyber space. Sometimes you have a feel
that it's easier to communicate with cats and dogs than him. Some says he's a gifted troll
but he insists he's gifted in science and math. Administrator of deserted image boards.
He's in serious love sickness. At Bar Gikoppoi, he met his cyber girlfriend but she turned
out to be a middle aged pervert under the cloak of a cute Japanese girl.
It's said that his Windows Me PC calculates 4 times faster than IBM's Deep Blue.

* 米人（Boston)
Red Sox fan. Lived for a year in a rehabilitation facility to cure her
Internet addiction. Now she has developed game addiction and every time
she spots her kids playing Guirtar Hero, she snatches the console from them
and plays it on her own. She takes care of lots of plants in the living room,
such as miniture coffee tree, peppercorn and marijuana. She loves chatting here more than
taking care of her family. She's nice enough to give some good advice to learners of
Japanese. Besides, she is greatly admired as virtual mom by posters here.
Her quality time is when she reads Boston Globe over coffee on a beautiful Sunday morning,
with her husband and kids locked in the closet.

* Ether (Florida)
Has travelled to Japan. Taller than 6 feet and blond. Drives a jaloppy.
There's a framed photo of two sumo wrestlers he saw during his vist to Japan on the wall
of his room. His penis was bitten off by a gigantic aligator while he was taking a nap
naked in the backyard. His mom is on the FBI's missing people's list.
On the day he saw her last, he saw a huge alligator with its stomach
swollen disappearing into a swamp.

* Captain Spicard (Florida)
Born in upstate NY. Guardian of Sparky. He came all the way from 4chan to take him back to his
original playground. The author of "Training and Taming Sparky for Dummies." Doesn't give
a shit studying Japanese but doesn't mind helping Japanese English learners.
He's a pro websurfer with 13 web browsers installed. There's a wig in the living room
of his house in NY which he used to wear for a costume party on Halloween. Atheist.
He loves snow more than anything and his dream as a child was to become a snowman.
Child at heart.

* linger (Massachusetts)
Born and raised in Massachusetts.
Nice enough to answer questions about English.
He claims he has a 3.76 college GPA.
He doesn't give a damn about learning Japanese. Spanish is the only language he's
interested in learning. His goal in life is becoming an illegal immigrant in Mexico or Spain.

* firestar(Pennsylvania）
Devoted fan of Mac laptop PC with multi-touch trackpad.
His major is computer information sciences.
He has installed 2ch browser, meaning ready to get addicted to 2ch.
Loves netsurfing with a subway sandwitch in his mouth.
His hero is Rocky Balboa.

>>58
No, thanks, because I haven't attacked someone else.
Why should I go all the way to the place they are in and humiliate them?

I'm not like >>1!

* Randugulf
Quite a long time resident here but not many about him are known to everybody.
Rumor has it that he's just pervert.

<Other nationalities>

* イギリス人(UK)
Foreigners come and go but he is the longest term resident here.
Diplomat's spoiled sun. He has lived in several countries as a child and now he has no clues
where he's from. He's nice and sincere enough to answer even stupid English questions.
He's been lurking since he got a job in web design. (He's busy.) He was working on making
a new breed of PC virus to spread around the world on on Christmas but he ended up getting
infected with flu virus. He knows quite a lot about Japanese TV shows and movies.
He is a great cook. He loves to bake a chocolate cake. He loves to collect hats and buys
some on online auction but it's said that he doesn't pay for them one out of three times.
Every wall in his room is covered with posters of 広末涼子. (Ryoko Hirosue)
Secret admirer of NORIAKI the REAL and Cool Tak.

* スウェーデン人(Sweden)
He used to frequent this thread but now he doesn't seem to be able to access to 2ch.
2ch has been denying accesses from Sweden or of people with se. IP address.
His English proficiency is almost perfect and was nice enough to answer questions of us
English learners. He's thinking about studying in university in Japan.

* Nrvnqsr (Sweden)
Not many are known about him except his pubic hair is blond.
Good English speaker.

>>77
That doesn't work any more. I'll ignore you from now on, now that I found out you enjoy trolling wisely.

Do you guys love me?

Y/N

>>78
When did you ask him about the pubic hair of* Nrvnqsr (Sweden) ?
It's quite personal. lol

>>80
What's ?

my cyber girlfriend

she said yesterday that she will be back online in 3 days

i asked her to write <something> on a piece of paper and take a picture of herself holding it
but she said it was too late and she did not have time to do it because she had to go to bed early for they things tommarrow

>>80
y
as a relative

>>80
What do you want? lol
If you aren't serious, the answer is Yes.
If you are, then I must say, "wait a sec, I can't answer such a question until I somehow get to know you better."

>>80

EASY TIGER

>>60
Good, thank you for writing it. Please keep them in mind.

>>lots of numbers
You mostly seem to be interpreting that phrase wrong. Maybe because it was written wrong to begin with.
It should say "Easy, tiger" with a comma. Tiger is a nickname. it means "take it easy." Often used to mean "restrain yourself" sort of.

>>86
What does it mean? You got me on my nerve.

>>87
Upon re-reading this, I see that the phrasing on the last line could be interpreted to mean that "tiger" as a nickname means take it easy.
That's not the case. The phrase means that.

>>87
Thanks. I'll write the discription on my mental note.

>>88
My favorite phrase, though I have heard it actually, on the youtube video.
Don't you think it sounds good?lol

HEy!
日本人だったのですか！
てっきりマラソンに参加している外国の方かと思いました。
なぜ三田なんぞに来ているのですか？
高1の途中までは一応授業受けてます（中学時代は英語は一度89を取った以外はすべて90点以上）
中学英語は音読だけで100点取れたけど、高校はそうはいかないですね
ブロークンな書き方などはチャットなどで覚えました。
なので内容は中学レベルで見せかけの英語しか話せません。

>>88
TAKE IT EASY

>>88
That should be "You get on my nerves"
I means "You bother me," "You're annoying" etc.

Have you used the phrase 'easy, tiger' in your real life !?

>>94
Thanks for the correction.

>>92
You were supposed to post somewhere else, I believe....

I love engineers!
My dad, my grandfather, my husband, my brother, my brother's girlfriend
and my father-in-law are all engineers. Am I lucky or what?
So if >>80 is an engineer, I probably would love him too.

Here is a joke for all of the wonderful engineers:
Three men are sentenced to death for various crimes against a mythical and
oppressive state. One is a priest, another is a gambler and the third is an engineer.
The first to face the executioner is the priest. When asked if he had any last requests,
he said, "I wish to die facing my God." So he lay on his back and faced the razor-sharp
blade. When it was released, the blade fell half way and stopped. The executioner exclaimed,
"This must be divine intervention. You are pardoned, and you may leave."

The next was the gambler. He figured that the odds were in his favor, so when he was asked
the same question, he chose to lie face up like the priest. So he lay on his back too, facing
the sharp blade as the sun glinted off its keen edge. Again, the blade fell only half way and stopped.
The executioner exclaimed, "The Lord is generous today. You are pardoned, and you may also leave."

Finally, it was time for the engineer. He also chose to lie on his back. After all, it seemed that
was the lucky thing to do that day. He lay on his back looking up at the heavy blade tensing against
the rope. Just before the blade was let loose, he shouted, "Wait! I think I see the problem!"

I've been playing Tear Crisis, and it's really fun. Probably a masterpiece that's ever sold for Nintendo DS.
I love it very much. But I'm planing on playing Tales of Hearts soon.

I probability will become an electric engineer

>>92
Hi! I'm a sanda-walker.

You are talented person.
Maybe, school English education does't affect one's English ability.
You may prove it by yourself!

The reason I visited Sanda was just to refresh my mind.
I got off the sin-sanda station and roamed around sanda for a short time.
(I'm sure that I'm a bit strangelol)

Sanda is good countryside. You must be one of the wealty people in Japan!
I have a question.
When the marathon festival is held?

I thought it was read as Mita... Or did he try to make us read it as santa
coz it's Christmas Eve? Go figure.

>>100
三田ウォーカー・・？
そうなんですかぁ。珍しいですね
ありがとうございます。もっと英語頑張らないと。
英語力が止まってしまっていること　20を目前にしてあれから進んでいないこと、
非常に悔しく思っています。
三田を誉めていただき、うれしく思います
マラソンは確か先週の土曜か日曜だったと思います。
もう少し前なら出店が立ち並ぶ誓文払いがありましたよ。

>>101
Mita is in tokyo.
Sanda is in Hyogo

>>99

Buildin' a sentry.

I have an uncle who is a physicist.

I sprained my ancle and when to see a physicist.

>>102
いやいやたいしたもんですよ
マラソンは、終わってましたか
三田は父母も同様に気に入ってるみたいです
では、今度行ったときには声をかけてください・・（笑）

ok, if you want to practice English writing, come here.
This thread helps with your English learning.
You can come here anytime you want though some offensive people are here.
See you next time.

>>105
Cool.

I'm reading the last part of the previous thread.

You were talking about cake.
What's the differences between icing and frost?
I'm confused.

I don't like too colorful cakes, like the ones someone put links of.
I think too colorful cake has lots of unhealth addtives.

>>109
icing = frosting

the picture of my future cyber girlfriend
and the piccture
of her desktop
http://4chan.b33r.net/200812222034000.jpg

have the same resolutions 240×320 (desktop picture rotated)
they were both taken by the same camera (according to quality and resolution)

I think she is 100% real

>>>111
I can't read the name o nthe start menu, but it isn't さやか。　

>>81
Percentage that Sweidish people' hair is blond is high so I just
assumed that his pubic hair is blond, too. Actually, I heard less
Sweddish have blond hair as we think.

Funny thing is that when I was a junior high school student, I thought
pubic hair of blond people are dark brown like us Japanese.
It's impossible that hair color is defferent between head's hair and
pubic hair but at that time I can't imagine, even pubic hair is blond.
There's no internet available back then, so I didn't have no ways to
look at blond people's color of pubic hair on the internet and confirm.

>>110
I see. Thanks. Let me confirm. Both icing and frosting means
that you put cream on sponge.

>>114
On a sponge? Wait, where did you get that from?

the definition of oublic hair is ' kind of hair grown around one's dick or asshole' ?
OK?

>>115
sponge might be Japanese English.
What I mean by sponge is that the thing before you put on any decorations.

Like this: http://sweet-kitchen.tea-nifty.com/sweet/images/_553_1.jpg

By the way you eat dinner very early. Before 6:00 pm?
You cook for yourself?

I'd like to repost my question.
Is the word 'chat' an abbreviation form of 'chatter' ?
This discovery
maybe, wrong,
maybe common knolege.

I mean putting cream on and putting pieces of fruits on top of a cake
by "decoration." Maybe this is Japanese English.

>>118
>knolege

It's about time you know how to spell "knowledge." ^_~

スポンジってｗ
分かるけど、scuba divingのことをダイビングって省略したらおかしいのと
同じでsponge cakeのことをスポンジって言ったら台所洗うやつかと思うだろｗ

>>120
THANKS
But you had better aquire the way to say something politely.
I felt ashamed a little.

>>121
This is chat in "English" thread.

>>117
That would be the cake. "sponge cake" is one type.
I live with my parents. Dad cooks - and he's really good at it. Usually dinner is somewhere around 6pm.

>>118
I answered you before.
It's actually the other way around. "Chat" is the basic verb.
Chatter can have several meanings.
It can be "one who chats" (I'm frequently a chatter over at 2ch)
or "talking" (cut the chatter!)
or used in place of "rattle" sometimes (his teeth were chattering) kind of.

>>122
Sorry if you felt bad about my post. I thought adding ^_~ made the post
not to sound too serious.

But this isn't the first time someone pinpointed the spelling mistake, right?
Anyway, spelling mistake isn't what you feel ashamed of too much.

>>117
THAT IS A CUTE CAKE ^^

>>124
Thanks. You just simply say, cake.
Then finished cake with frost and undone cake without frost are
both called cake........

>>127
Yup.

>>128
I got it. Thanks.

>>97
Nice joke.

>>126
I'd say it's too simple.

>>127
But the word is frostING
if you just say frost, it sounds like you left the cake outside in the cold overnight and it froze or something...

>>125 I understand.
>>124 Oh, really? I didn't notice your post. Anyway thanks.

She must have put the cake in a special refrigerator and made it frosted.

>>130
Ahh I see. I understand what you mean. Thanks.
Let me confirm.

frosting=icing are both nouns and they mean the material you cover
a cake with for final touch or the act of covering a cake with
things such as chocolate cream?

>>133
That all looks right.

>>134
Thank you. Now I understand.

Today is Cristmas Eve and maybe all lovehotels have no vacancy tonight.
Christams Eve in Japan is for people in relatinship.

I heard some 2channelers perform a demonstration on the street somwhere
in Tokyo, protesting against people who enjoy the day flirting with
boyfriends and girlfriends. The idea of doing demonstration is really
stupid and participating in the demonstration is a sure sign of
they are romantically-challenged. I wouldn't participate such a
demonstration.

Maybe they are doing that half jokingly, though.

can we talk about desktops?
here is mine
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/+meeee1223desktop.bmp

>>136
we've seen yours plenty of times.

>>137
SHOW ME YOUR DESKTOP!
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/!JPG/TIDUSSHOW1227645817305.jpg

I'm just an average PC user and I don't understand what it means to
show your desktop.

>>138
IfI do, will you promise not to start this again?
http://i44.tinypic.com/14izrdd.jpg

>>139 He wants a screenshot of your computer's desktop.

>>141
i love desktop threads!

>>140
I know he wants to see a screenshot of PC/Mac desktop but I wonder why?
To see wallpaper or to see what kind of Windows you use or what kind of
software you use?

What kind of Windows do you use? It doesn't look like XP, Vista or
other kinds of Windows. You have Second life installed. Do you enjoy
it? I guess it takes lots of grafic memory performance.

>>142
I use windows XP with a custom theme from a program called WindowBlinds.
Second life is pretty good, sometimes. I don't hang around there as much as I sued to though.
It's true that having good specs helps. You can really see a big difference playing it on a really nice computer, or just a so-so one.

>>142
He just wants to see wallpaper, probably.
I'm just using the default one...

anyone likes my desktop?

be honest!

>>145
Honestly, Sparky... It's ugly. You need more (and better) colors.
I think I would get tired of that font on everything too.

>>146
all Japanese people in gikopoi who i showed it to, likes it

I wouldn't use that, anyway. The yellow hurts my eyes, the font gets difficult to read, and I just need to have higher resolution.
Much higher.

>>147
And you like it. That's the important thing.

>>148
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/1.01desktop.bmp
DO YOU LIKE MY DESKTOP NOW?

>>150
Dude, that's sick.

>>143
I use a software for your windows to look different.
That explains why it looks different...
I thought I'd try secondlife before but I haven't tired it yet.
I heard you can earn money by trasnlating conversations there and I thought
that's a good idea to be able to practice English and earning money.
Have you talked with Japanese people there or visited virtual Japanese
town there?

>>144
I see. I use a default one, too. I'm not good at tweaking my PC.

>>145
To be honset, I don't like it much.
I'm not into any anime characters and yellow color isn't my cup of tea.
And I think you should answer >>139 on your own instead of having
someone asnwering it...

>>147
It's just that they aren't fluent in English enough to express their
opinions. It's lot easier to say, just yes or it's good and things like
postitive comments.

>>152
I enjoy hanging around Japanese servers sometimes.
Occasionally I can manage a conversation with someone in Japanese.

>>151
in a good way?
VGA 640×350 (224k) 16 colors!

>>154
That's good.
My PC can handle Google earth well enough and I don't get irritated using
it. No slow reponses. So maybe my PC's spec is good enough to handle
Second life, too.

>>135
Wait, what are they protesting exactly? I could understand it if they were protesting
the gross commercialization of Christmas, but just protesting flirtation between couples?
Makes no sense to me.

here Sparky: http://wtfserve.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c7/c7d9183dd4810f503e1353d9d3678e2c767a4061.jpg

>>157
You know that's going to be in your biography for the next thread...

>>157
You use a laptop!

>>158
I knew the risks lol.
>>159
Actually I don't, just the damn power thing keeps adding it self to the tray...

>>157
haha, I just noticed some typos. A bit late now.

>>160
Aww, what a nuisance.
I hate when my computer does things like that without asking me.
Icons show up places, installing a program makes shortcuts without asking me...
I wouldn't even know how to take care of something like that though.

>>161
Yeah, your clocks wrong. it was only 11:20 when you posted that.

IIjima Ai died at her apartment house.

The cause of the death isn't unknown yet but there's a possibility that
she commited suicide.

>>164
I didn't know who that was so I checked wikipedia, and it says that her death was announced on the 5pm news.
That means the page has been updated by someone who saw that broadcast within the last 15 minutes. Wow!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ai_Iijima

>>165
That's surprising to think that it's English version's wikipedia.

I think the topic about her death will be talked and talked and talked...
from now on the Internet. Maybe It's equivalant of one of the famous Playmates
tunred TV personality committed suicide. It's not decided 100% if she commited suicide or
died because of desease though.

I can imagine 2chan's threads in breaking news bullten board are consumed
at a light speed by posters speculating her cause if death.

>>157
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20081221-00000002-jct-soci

According to the article above, they protest against commercialism of
Christmas and flirtation between couples on the day of Christmas Eve.

They'll demonstrate in Shibuya.

I've never had a loving relationship with anyone.
I've never even had a friendly relationship with anyone...

But still, whenever I see a boy and a girl who are "together"...
I don't feel jealous, or angry, or anything like that.
Instead, I feel happy.

I think I'm happy for them.
It's all a bit odd, so I'm not sure.

>>168
I'm satisfied with Anime/Manga's girls
I don't envy any, of course.

>>168
I'm opposite of you.
I feel really jealous.

>>78
Your prophecies came true... I really do have flu or something now. Just
in time for Christmas. This makes me think back to when I was 16 and got
braces put on my teeth. It was three days before Christmas, and extremely
painful. I couldn't eat solid food. So while everyone ate turkey with roast
potatoes, stuffing, cocktail sausages, Yorkshire puddings, gravy and vegetables,
mine was blended together in a food processor and I had to drink it.

Fun days.

I was very astonished to know the death of Iijima Ai...
I knew the news in this thread for the first time.
What hit on my mind was that she committed a suicide, but in fact she didn't seem
kill herself, according to my mother.
She was suffering from the disease though I don't know exactly it is.
Anyway, this breaking news gives people kind of suprise and sorrow.

It's Christmas Eve in Japan.
I walked around town today and saw a lot of couples being happy.
As this country has few Christians, it seems to me that most Japanese, especially young people, are just using Christmas as an excuse to hang around, and hopefully have sex, with their loved ones.
But Christmas is a holy day of Christianity by definition.
Personally I'm a Buddist. So this seems particulary weird to me.

What to you think of Japanese people's insensitivity to religion?
Am I just caring too much about it?

>>157
To understand your love letter, I had to read quite a lot times
and look words up in a dictionally because vocabularies
used in that sentenses are difficult for non-natives.lol
but maybe, I'm misunderstanding the content even now duw to the difficulty,
though I understand at least you're kidding!

That letter is, I think, more difficult to read than English writings in the entrance exam given by
Tokyo university, which is the best one in Japan.lol

>>172
I'm really astonished too. I didn't even know she's already gotten out of the world of showbiz.
By the way, a little while ago I heard on the news that the cause of death isn't determined yet.

Merry Christmas everybody. Looks like I finally got some snow over here.

>>171
You don't mean you are sick in bed and not in the mood for eating
solid food now, do you? Don't you have any appetite?

Stuff which consists of those foods blended in a food processor sure doesn't
sound delicious. I can't imagine how it hurts to have your teeth braced but
I guess probably it hurts for a couple of days.

Have a good rest and keep yourself warm. Even if you don't have much
appetite, try to have something. Just a little bit is OK. You have to
eat something to take medicine anyway. Maybe listening to Noriaki
or Cool Tak help you feel better, too.

>>172
I am surprised at the news, too.

>>173
I think people looking forward to Cristmas Day the most are children not young people, who
don't think other than sex related things.
In retrospect, Christmas Day was the most exciting Day over a year definitely
because children believed in the existense of Santa Claus!
What a romantic day it was!

So, as long as the matter is restricted to Chiristmas, I think you can
forgive it.

>>176
Merry Christmas to you, too. Maybe you'll have white Christmas.

>>176
Merry Christmas.

The place you live in is near to the cradle of Santa Clause, doesn't it?
If I'm correct, he is come from Sweden.

>>180
He is said to be from the north parts of Finland, close to the Swedish border.

>>181
Oh, yes, he comes from Finland! I remembered.
In Sweden, Santa Clouse is supposed to bring presents every children all over the world?
In Japan, that story is widely believed among children and I was also convinced his
exsistense until I was 8 years old.
Parents disguise himself as Santa Clause, and in the late night Christmas Eve, they put a present
on near the pillow of their children.
This is kind of a Japanese tradition.

Their is a few people even if earnest Buddhist
Almost all Japanese regards religious events as just events

Jun.1's visiting a shinto shrine
Summer's Obon, Bon-odori, summer festival
Dec.24's Christmas

Japanese seems be not particular about religious

>>182
In Sweden we have the tradition that Santa Claus places the presents under the Christmas tree.
When I was small we had a friend to the family who would disguise himself as Santa Claus,
he would then come and bring presents right after we watched Donald Duck on Christmas Eve.

But I have to go now, here in Sweden we do the big celebrations on Christmas Eve.

12月24日の午後9時から翌25日の午前3時までの6時間は
1年間で最もセックスをする人の多い「性の6時間」です。

貴方の知り合いや友人ももれなくセックスをしています。
普段はあどけない顔して世間話してるあの娘もセックスをしています。
貴方が片想いしているあの綺麗な女性もセックスをしています。
貴方にもし年頃の娘さんや姉・妹がいて、いま家にいないのでしたら間違いなくセックスしてます。
貴方と別れたあの娘も貴方がその娘にやってきたことを別の男にやられています。
貴方の将来の恋人や結婚する相手は、いま違う男のいちもつでヒィヒィ言っています。


From 9:00pm on Nov.24 to 3:00am on the 25th is "the sexual six hour", the time when most people have sex in a year.

Every one of your acquiaintances or friends are having sex.
Even the girl who usually chit-chats with an innocent look is having sex.
Likewise, the beautiful woman you have a crush on is having sex.
If you have an adolescent sister and she's not home right now, she's definitely having sex.
The girl you broke up with is also having sex with other man, in the way you use to do.
Your future girlfriend or wife is now fucking with other man's dick, huffing and puffing.

>>185
ingredient!

I'm tired.

Merry Christmas everyone.

In Japn,I often see a show window is decorated with the word of " X'mas " is decorated.

Actually," X'mas " is a wrong expression.

Christ is meaned only "X".apostrophe showing omission is not necessary.
That is to say "X mas" is correct expression.

Sorry I make a correction.

----------------------------------------------------------

Merry Christmas everyone.

In Japn,I often see a show window is decorated with the word of " X'mas ".

Actually," X'mas " is a wrong expression.

Christ is meaned only "X".apostrophe showing omission is not necessary.
That is to say "X mas" is correct expression.

>>188
Oh, that's good to know.
But what does "X" mean in the first place?

>>181
Whenever anyone reminds me that he's semi-Finnish, I can't help but imagine
him sitting in a sauna for a while, followed by running outside and rolling
in the snow. The being whipped by large, burly men with sticks.

We can not keep having what we can not get by money without money.

what r u sayin about???
tell me simply.

I think he meant that we live without money.

Sorry, I meant to write "we CANNOT live without money".

A wall holding back 80 acres of sludge from a coal plant in central Tennessee
broke this week, spilling more than 500 million gallons of waste into the surrounding area.
The sources says that Tennessean ◆3VadybvJ.s' home is buried in sludge.

>>185

Well that is good, I guess. I've read that Japan has had problems with having
sex lately. I believe the article said it would cause the population to shrink considerably
in the future because of it.

>>167
Thanks for the clarification, although as someone else said, it just makes them
look romantically challenged.

>>174
Haha, I was trying to emulate the tone and syntax of some sort of classical poetry.
I certainly hope they don't test people on such difficult wording lol.

I'm linking my desktop picture again so Sparky doesn't miss it: http://wtfserve.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c7/c7d9183dd4810f503e1353d9d3678e2c767a4061.jpg

>>157
nice desktop

>>198
Didn't sparky say he'll be away for a while on vacation?

I wonder why jook thought your PC is laptop PC?
Any clues in the screenshot?

I'll go to bed now.

it is really sickning
besides the sick stuff
what do Japanese do on Christmas?

>>200 changed my mind

http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/1.01desktop.bmp
any one likes this desktop?

What the hell is Yotsuba channel?

四葉◇ちゃんねる

IT IS MY 画像掲示板

It is so isolated.

nooo!
it just lack users!
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/

I am alone in this world.
But I don't think everyone is alone.
Some are alone, others are not alone.
Those not alone are happy people.
What do you think?

>>208
fact

http://www.zogsnightmare.com/New%20images/Copy%20of%20niggermas.jpg
A Very Merry Christmas to all of you!

>>200
It's because of the power cord icon in the system tray, next to the clock.
That should only appear on laptops, as an indicator that it's currently powered by the cord, rather than battery.
Since desktop computers don't have batteries, of course they always use a cord. The icon would be redundant.
アメリカ人 said that the icon is there on his screenshot because his computer is having an identity crisis.

http://www.zogsnightmare.com/New%20images/Copy%20of%20niggermas.jpg
I could't see the file. ? I copy and paste it on address bar...then...delicious!

　　○⌒＼
　　(二二二)
（⌒　<｀∀´> Merry Nidamass!
(　 ｏ　　　　つ bad Coreans get no kimchi and no 100'000 won nida
(＿＿し―Ｊ

I still cannot stop thinking about Sayaka and i know she is real

Noriaki is more real than Sayaka. Noriaki is more real than anyone!
Mother bitches!

Merry Christmas everyone!
I'm off to my 4th of 5 Christmases this year.
This one will be the biggest celebration, with most of my family.
I hope you all have a wonderful time too!

>>173
Though Christmas is technically a Christian holiday,
it's also celebrated by non-Christians.
When you remove the Christian elements, you're left with a holiday
during which families get together and gifts are exchanged.
At least, that's the way it is in America.

>>190
It originates from the Greek word for Christ, "Χριστος".
Did that show up alright?
Anyway, it was a common abbreviation in ancient times.
But now, using "X" for "Christ" is much less common, though,
very rarely, you might see "Christian" written "Xian".

Interestingly, some people use "X" as an abbreviation for the
syllable "kris", even in words that aren't derived from the Greek
name for Christ.
For example, a florist's sign might advertise "xant"--short for
"chrysanthemum".

(^ヮ^ﾉ)ﾉ
(^-^)
ヾ（ヾ^ヮ^）

>>218
im just happy for no reason

I caught a cold. I make myself lying on the bed today.

　☆　　　　
　△ Merry
(4 ^ヮ^)ﾉ Christmas !!
ﾉ(へ )へ

>>219
Your happiness attributes to sayaka definitely.

>>222
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/!jpg/WHAT.JPG

>>216
Enjoy!

>>220
drink juice!

>>225
Deliver juice to my house, please.

>>226
were do you live?
(which country?)

>>227
White house.

>>211
Ah, thank you. Since I haven't owned a laptop, I didn't know such an icon
appears on the system tray.

He may have hidden lots of folder for the screenshot, but if not,
his desktop is very neat without lots of folders.

>>227
south africa

Do you have high walls and berb-wire around your house to protect yourself
from niggers?

Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah / Happy winter solstice / Happy anything else I missed.

hi, Merry Christmas from U.A.E.

>>232
Merry Buddha's birthday.

I ate too many cookies today...

>>235
Internet option----->general tab----->delete cookies

>>191
Santa was originally from turkey, Greek colony at the time.
Santa was changed into a typical white man just like
Jesus Christ was.
I think original santa looked like Christiana Ronaldo.
Hispanics in America should match real santa image.

>>234
Wait what? Since when was it in December?

>>237
I have ever thought Santa Claus came from Finland and so Finland is
the cradle of Santa Claus.
I cannot believe Santa came from Turkey or Greek .
Is there evidence of it?
To beggin with, he actually exsisted ?

Umm, today, the atmosphere around the world is a bit different..

ひろゆきがニコニコ動画　生放送に出演中！！！
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv25272

おい、おまえら。ひろゆきが英語話してるぞ。英語できる奴、翻訳しろ。

>>239
I believe there was once a saint nicholas.

>>240
Some say it's global warming, others point to ozone depletion.

Just kidding.

>>242
Oh, saint nicholas, I have heard the name for sure.
Yes, saint nichlaus is another name od Santa Claus, I remembered.

http://bibledudes.com/images/other/jesus_bbc.jpg
This is the real Christ you european-descents believe God.

http://www.luisprada.com/Protected/IMAGES/jesus_christ_at_getsemani.jpg
Idealized Jesus Christ which the jew is surprised to see.

The most pathetic beings are Christian Identity people who believe
Jesus is God of white aryan race and the symbol of anti-semitism.
They want to lump Hitler and Jesus Christ together as
aryan martyr.
Jesus Christ was a jew. Face the fact.
If they want to be the true anti-semites, just throw away Chrstianity and
go back to ancient peganism just like Hitler attempted.

I can understand their ambivalent feelings though. They worship
the religion which was created by the jew who they resent.
Hitler's belief and policy have to be compatible with their
religious belief so that their admiration for hitler continues.

Then Hitler becomes an avatar of Jesus Christ and Jesus becomes white aryan
race. Pathetic.
Christianity : roots of racism and tempting attacks against the origin of God.
Pathetic.

After all jew's religion conquered Europe. Christians and Christian
identity groups in the hands of the jews.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus#Early_Christian_origins
>>239

>>246
Thanks, I read the introduction part.

SAYAKA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON 2CH...oh wait.

>>248
easy, tiger

Well, today, I have no plan to enjoy this chritmas day, and what's worse I caught a cold.
However, having catched a cold is a good thing in a sense, because I got a good excuse
to be inside of house.
I have a big event in a few monthes, so I must make an effort to prevent my sick from deteriorating.

I don't go outside, definitely...

What happened to Jook and アメリカ人's desktops?
You guys should do a virus scan right now.
Maybe that's called a bacon virus. イギリス人 must have made this virus for Chrstmas.
OH MY!!!

http://bacolicio.us/http://i44.tinypic.com/14izrdd.jpg
http://bacolicio.us/http://wtfserve.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c7/c7d9183dd4810f503e1353d9d3678e2c767a4061.jpg

Even this thread is infected with the virus!!!!

http://bacolicio.us/http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1230075296/

Enter today's date (m-d-y): 12-24-2008

The IBM Personal Computer DOS
Version 1.00 (C)Copyright IBM Corp 1981

A>_

>>222
this post .......................................
i cannot stop thinking about it

Many girls all over the world, such as Japanese girls, surf Korean Wave.
I'm proud of it. :)

>>255
i see you are back
nida

>>255
　　○⌒＼
　　(二二二)
（⌒　<｀∀´> Merry Christmas!
(　 ｏ　　　　つ bad Coreans get no kimchi and no 100'000 won nida
(＿＿し―Ｊ

>>254
Sorry, I made a gramatical mistake.
What I wanted to say was that your happiness is attributed to sayaka,
in other words, you are happy now because of sayaka.

Has a greater movie than "A Christmas Story" ever been made? I've seen this
movie over the years probably over a dozen times.

I doubt the entire thing is streamed over the internet, but there is a few
scenes on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFu7SjF7Hfg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCr8QSGYss&feature=related

>>255
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： Will they go chase a handsome がいじん？
ばいお ： yes
はとｘ ： truth！
ばいお ： many women chase foreigener Penis
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： on the streets????
ばいお ： not for some reason
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： WHOA!
ばいお ： having GAIJIN sex partner is high status for them
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： so if i go to Japan young ladys will chase me?
ばいお ： if you are hondsome
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is true
ばいお ： they chase GAIJIN only becauase he is GAIJIN
ばいお ： How stupid
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： so there is high chance of them chaseing me?
ばいお ： I'm sorriy ihave noidea
ばいお ： if you go club you are chased by sex like women
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： i have black hair brown eyes a light tan skin. are they into this?
ばいお ： yes
はとｘ ： ALL right
ばいお ： white and black are included
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： O_o DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
電気(4 ^ヮ^)ミ田?AZWpeumso. ： Hispanics?
ばいお ： --------------------corean--------------- or chinese are <b>not ----------------included-----------------</b>
ばいお ： yes
ばいお ： American or Europian everibody is OK
ばいお ： crazy women

fail troll is fail

>>260
Sparky, don't get carried away.

出家すれば？　家出じゃないよ。

>>260
That reeks of desperation Sparky...

>>263
been single for 17 years
still searching

>>260
i was just curious
if i had to run from them

Korean guys are considered best in the world, but I admit that there's a small number of no good Korean guys,
but most Korean guys are hot and nice. Anyway, I think that's why Korean guys reputations are vast. :)
I'm proud of it. :)

On the contrary, Korean are widely known as immorale.
They are characterized by being bloated with pride and having an unreasonable animosity against Japanese.

【電気火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田
evolved into
【電気火花(�C ^ヮ^)】 ミ田
ohh shit im so eastern!!!!!!!!!!

>>267
Don't worry. Korean guys are absolutely popular among girls through the world.
Everywhere they go, they are welcome big time. Many girls seem to want to get married to a Korean guy
since those girls can't live without Korean guys. :)
That shows on the internet. Many girls leave heartwarming comments on video clips dealing with Korean guys.
I'm proud of it. :)

umm guys which is better
【電気火花(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田
or
【電気火花(�C ^ヮ^)】 ミ田
????

get a tabaco, kid. つ$�I

>>270
above

Don't click on the links.>>252
Just copy and paste them in your browse's URL section.

>>273
Well done, bacon makes everything delicious!

My Jane style said that tha browser crasher alarm as I clicked that link.

Korean guys are gorgous and impressive. There's no doubt about it.
No wonder why American girls love them.

I decided one thing.
From now, I go out to the department store or shopping mall to
enjoy Chiristmas.
I'm going to buy something good and eat delicious foods.
If only I had a girlfriend ...

>>277
I feel sorry for you. If you were a Korean guy, there'd be more fish in the sea.
But you are not. So forget about it and get over being a Jap guy.
If you strive to better yourself, something good will wait for you, Jap.

Compared to the pitiful guy, Korean guys are asked out wherenever they go by many girls who are desperate for a Korean guy.
The national brand image of Korea is really good especially in Europe, America, and Asia. That's probably why the world pays respect to Korean guys,
and respect often leads to love: that's how women see men, actually.

>>277
Chin up, my friend! It looks like you're on the right track already and
now all you need to do is flaunt it.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1799831
IFT IS FINNALLY cHRISTMAS HERE IN SHITTY louisiana

Shitty Louisiana or excelent Seoul... Which is the winner?

Sparky, please stop acting like a fool.

>>279
I'm afraid Cool TAK is way better and cooler than your very best Korean guy.
In fact, he could take all the girls back from Mr. Perfect if he wanted to.
Your excellency, may I ask what is your take on that?

robotinnagoya

>>280
Oh, thank you, man!

End of Christmas.
It seemed that poeple here also enjoyed this special day, considering how slowly
this thread is being consumed!
See you guys. I'm going to take a bath and sleep on my bed, of course alone.
・・oops, I forgot my loving cat.

Merry Christmas!
I'm home^^*
Sorry,I don't know what you mean.
Whay Korea?

wwwwwwwwwww
　　○⌒＼
　　(二二二)
（⌒　<｀∀´> Merry Christmas!
(　 ｏ　　　　つ bad Coreans get no kimchi and no 100'000 won nida
(＿＿し―Ｊ

>>287
"Merry Christmas!
I'm home^^*
Sorry,I don't know what you mean.
Whay Korea?" --*Sayaka*

forgot that that is a quote

Merry Christmas, Mr.Lawrence

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=NkWjsT_SJNI&fmt=18

　 　∩　.∩
　.い_cノ　　／￣＞Ｏ
.c/･ ･っ　(ニニﾆ)△△
.（"●" )　.(･ω･`)[‖]　　No good boys and girls here.
Ｏ┳Ｏﾉ)=[￣てﾉ￣￣]　　　　　Let's move on to the next thread.
◎┻し◎　◎――◎=3
／OK＼

>>241
I'm getting this error, but it has too many kanji for me
番組が見つかりません。現在アクセスできないか、削除された可能性があります。

>>252
Fortunately, the method for cleaning this virus from your computer is both easy and delicious!

>>286
forgot your cat? Are you taking it to the bath with you? I wouldn't recommend it...

>>291
>I'm getting this error, but it has too many kanji for me

Apparently the linked content is a live video broadcast. The error is saying,
"Program not found. Your access is denied or the program was deleted."

>>291
There is no video. Maybe, it was deleted.

>>292-293
Thanks guys. If it was live, it was going on about 17 hours ago, so I guess that's why.
I was able to understand "You can't watch it" and "you can't access" but I didn't know the reason.

>>294
I think so too. Error messages don't take into account if it is a live content.

>>294
I think, Japanese Inter net society is strict about piracy and copy right

>>296
Do you want to die?

>>297
Woah, dude, where did that come from?

i forgot were we dine for Christmas NIGHT?

>>299
If you go there, I will kill you so hard...

Have Everybody on this thread ever been studied abroad?

Im sorry but there may be some wrongs with my English...

>>301
I studied in Japan for 5 weeks last summer. A couple days in tokyo, mostly Fukuoka.
From the end of may to the beginning of july

>>302
Thanks for rapid reply.
I thought those who chatting on this thread are Japanese that have studied English so hard that he or she can speak English fluently.

Maybe there are some wrongs with my English,so if my English is too wrong to understand please ignore it.

>>303
Most of the 名無しさん are Japanese. I think everyone with a name is foreign.

>>304
I see.
Watching this thread is interesting and helps me study English,I think.
Ill put my heart and soul into watching this thread from now(=^▽^=)

>>305
Welcome to the conversation!

>>303
You can check >>71-78 for info about all of us foreigners. It's guaranteed to be 100% accurate!

>>306
I must study English more so as to join the conversation and chat fluently like you(・_・;)
So I decided not to join but watch!

Its about time to have to sleep(>_<)
Thanks for gemtlemanly replies!(*^-^)

>>308
goodnight

>>309
Let me kick you?

>>310
Why?

I wore a kilt for one of my christmases, the other day.

>>300
Japan?

hey jook Domino 88 has an album on the US iTunes and for some reason it's only $1.99, if you're interested.

>>314
Sweet, thanks

Merry Christmas everyone!
It's late afternoon here.
My husband and I spent the day making a buche de Noel, a traditional Christmas
cake that is supposed to look like a Yule log.
We decorated it with marzipan flowers and meringue mushrooms.
I recently learned how to use Photobucket, so I will try to provide a picture:

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg342/beijin60/2ch%20share/PC240005.jpg

>>316
I love meringue mushrooms.

>>317
They're not hard to make. The worst of it is that it takes 2+ hours for them
to bake (in a slow oven).

Photobucket is great! I can finally post a photo of the snow we had last weekend.
We got >15 inches in my part of MA. Here's my street the next day:
http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg342/beijin60/2ch%20share/PC200004.jpg
We didn't have much of a white Christmas though; it rained yesterday and today, so most
of the snow is melted now.

>>316
My grandma made a yule log. It looked (and was) really great. I don't seem to have any pictures though. Alas.

>>318
How pretty! It snowed at my sister's house too, last week, but it was also gone by the time we got there for Christmas eve.
There was just enough left for about 3 snowballs, so I saved them for the little kids.
It's been rainy some at my house, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to get snow.

>>318
so
beautiful...............

http://4chan.b33r.net:88/uploads/!!pictures/~upload

my server is just as good!!!!

>>320
I uploaded a random picture.

http://4chan.b33r.net:88/uploads/!!pictures/meeee.bmp

wwwwwww

this is fact
that this is a real Windows Me server

jook uploaded 3 pictures

jook's location
StateProv: VA
Country: US

AMERICA!!!!!!

>>322
You've done this many times before. It does not pass my guidelines.

>>323
Yep.

>>324
I don't live in Virginia.

i hate the afternoons
the eastern internets is so empty during this time

>>326
Go outside and do something.

>>327
nothing to do in shit hole North Louisiana
just get in trouble

>>328
Physical activity. Exercise is good for you.

>>329
ok

I finally got back from my family's Christmas celebrations.

For some reason, my grandparents had a video from... 1950s, 1960s(?) making
moonshine. They are so southern lol.

Sorry, I meant to say they had a video of some of my relatives making moonshine.

In the video, there was also a toddler smoking a cigarette...

>>331-332
That's hilarious.

>>318
I didn't know the name of the cake.
It's origine is france. Eating is easy and fun but I guess making
it isn't all about easy and fun. Maybe adding meringue mashrooms is common.
Some Buche de Noeal csakes photos on Internet have mashrooms around them, too.

Isn't that so common to have cake on Christmas in the US?

>>326
I know what you mean but this isn't a chatroom, so when you want to
talk about something, you just leave a message, then a few hours later,
somone from eastern internet might respond to your comment.
Friday (Japan time) is a big day for you right? The day you see Sayaka again at
Gikoppoi.

You all have been good boys and good girls, so what did you get for a
Christmas present?

I wasn't given nothing.　米人 was given a book from her sister and
storms of kisses from her husband.

>>331
The blood of criminals sure has been passed down.

>>335
I got Barack Obama's nude photo book!

>>335

Haha, someone really doesn't like me in these threads.

>I wasn't given anything

Hmmm... I can see why!

>>336
Sounds good.

>>337
Whether you like it or not, I was just saying that besed on the facts you've shared with us.

a wetsuit for scuba diving!

>>334
"Merry Christmas!
I'm home^^*
Sorry,I don't know what you mean.
Whay Korea?" --*サヤカ*


wwwwwwwwwww
　　○⌒＼
　　(二二二)
（⌒　<｀∀´> Merry Christmas!
(　 ｏ　　　　つ bad Coreans get no kimchi and no 100'000 won nida
(＿＿し―Ｊ

>>335
Kalonge (do not know hot to spell it) and
getting a Thinkpad Tablet PC for school

a wetsuit and Tablet PC.

Sounds expensive.

cologne?

>>340
READ THE POSTING GUIDELINES!!!
You said this stuff before.
One more time and I'm done helping you, Sparky.

>>334
Any sweet dessert is okay for Christmas. Actually, there's usually so much
candy around at Christmastime that you don't really feel like eating dessert.
We spent all day making the cake, but we haven't eaten it yet. We will bring it
to my father-in-laws house tomorrow.
>>335
If you wasn't given nothing, then you must have been given something.
>>339
How is the scuba diving in Japan?
My husband hates traveling, but he might go there if there was
good diving prospects.
Otherwise, I'll have to make arrangements to send him to Australia if I
ever want to visit Japan.

>>342
that post i do not find bad

some times i do not see it
like that one
sayaka emailed ma again today at 2:12AM
and i posted what she wrote

"Merry Christmas!
I'm home^^*
Sorry,I don't know what you mean.
Whay Korea?" --*サヤカ*


wwwwwwwwwww
　　○⌒＼
　　(二二二)
（⌒　<｀∀´> Merry Christmas!
(　 ｏ　　　　つ bad Coreans get no kimchi and no 100'000 won nida
(＿＿し―Ｊ

↑What are you trying to say by this?
Describe your intention and why you post this repeatedly, please.

>>335
I got some money, a shirt, a bunch of socks and a shaver for the small amount of facial hair I have.

I also got the "Twilight" series from my sister-in-law.
It's a happy coincidence, since I've been enjoying the Vampire Knight
anime on the internet.
Year of the sexy vampire.

Oh I forgot, I also got a 4GB USB-memory.

>>348
Cool. I got an 8gb usb drive, as my 2gb one had broke.
I also got lots of clothes, and a sony e-book reader. It's quite nice, once you get around DRM buisness.

>>343
Actually, I meant to write "I didn't get anything." But I ate a pieces of cake, so
that's OK. Japan has a kind of custom of eating cake called Christmas cake
on Christmas Eve. I heard there's neither the custom nor the word "Christmas
cake" in the US, so I asked the question in >>334

>>344
You should have explained that the first part was a message from サヤカ.
I didn't understand where that came from ans what that was.
And the AA wasn't necessary. I think the post was in gray area if you ask me.

>>346
Good! You can use one of the socks for the next year's Christmas to hang on
the Christmas tree. What do you buy with the money? 4GB USB-memory, too?
You got varieties of presents. I didn't know USB memory can save so much
bytes. Maybe the time of CD-R/RW is over.

>>347
>"Twilight" series

Is it a mystery books?

I wasn't given anything by anybody, but I purchased a humidifier at low price.
My room used to be very dry; on getting up in the morning, I usually found my throat
and inside of my mouth completely dry.

However, the situation turned out to be fine. My room is full of humidity.
Christmas present to myself.

>>350
I'm going to use the money to buy myself a new power supply for the computer.
I've been using my current one since 03.

>>352
You mean a battery for your laptop?

Or something like unit that's placed on the mother board?

>>353
No, a PSU for my desktop computer.

When I was in the early teens, I had enthusiasm for soccer and actually belonged to
a soccer team.
At that time, I longed for going to visit Europe because soccer is very popular there.
Then, Nrvqsr, you are Swedish. How do you think about soccer ?
Please let me know your attitude to soccer.

>>354
Something is wrong with your current PSU?
Is it a PC you made for yourself?

>>355
I don't practice soccer myself, but it's quite fun to watch the big championships.
My father however watches soccer every free moment he gets.

>>318
Nice picture and beautiful landscape!
Nobody would doubt even if you say that it is one of the scene of the movie!

>>356
Yes some of the pins are getting old and worn out, plus it's a quite old PSU, I've been using it since 2003.
And yes I've built my computer myself and i'm the only one who uses it, my parents have their own.

>>345
i believe they did not see it!

also
im opening my fonts my pointers and
the command folder
thats right
the command folder!
http://4chan.b33r.net:88/CURSORS/
http://4chan.b33r.net:88/COMMAND/
http://4chan.b33r.net:88/FONTS/
all under
c:\windows\
(The Windows Me directory)

>>357
I see.

Well, I don't Sweden well, but I learned that Sweden is one of the
economic powers and income of each person is high even among the people in developed
countries. To put it simply, you are rich people.
Why ? You are all deiigent ?

>>344
>>350
i was posting what i emailed her

and her question
Whay Korea?" --*サヤカ*

is related to nida
the funniest AA character i know

>>362
Wow, you were trying to attract Sayaka's mind by that AA ?

>>363
i was trying to make her laugh

>>364
I cannot help but admit that the AA is funny..
But if Korean person see it, he may get angry.

>>355
Did you play soccer in high school? One of the teachers who went to Japan with my class
was also my school's soccer coach and he was really impressed with the Japanese kids' practices.
I think he actually got some ideas for new drills to use from watching the Japanese kids.

>>361
Well, I think the reason is because we got a good school system which is obligatory if you want a job. That drives people to try harder.
We also got industrialized very early along with the other European countries and thus we have a well worked out industry.
Sweden is also one of the countries with the highest worker salaries.

gotta restart Windows Me

man it is an error fest

>>359
Mine is NEC PC.

If I build my own PC, the responsibility is all on me.
I couldn't tell where in the PC is wrong if something was wrong with
the PC so buying a PC on the shelf of a PC store is better for me.

>>343
I'm one of the Americans, silly. I live in California.
I dive in Laguna Beach, or off at Catalina.

>>366
Yes, I did, but I quit it two years after I started,
in order to prepare for extrance exam for university.

Yes, the amount of practice we spend is very large.
Coaches are likely to make us run quite long time.
I think they like making us work as if being his slaves.lol
It was very severe.
I don't want to remember it..lol

>I think he actually got some ideas for new drills to use from watching the Japanese kids.
lol. Funny!

Well good night everybody, it's 4 a.m. over here and I need some sleep.

>>367
good education is power.. I learned.
ok, good night

i do have a large collection of stuff on my hard drive

>>370
Yes, yes, but haven't you been to Japan before?
Or am I confusing you with アメリカ人さん? That's probably the case.
Anyways, I am still interested in good dive sites in Japan.
It's an island nation; there must be a few, wouldn't you think?

>>350
The "Twilight" series is a set of 4 books about a high school girl who
falls in love with a high school boy who happens to be a vampire. It's
extremely popular with middle-school age girls in the US. It isn't great
literature, but it is entertaining.

>>374
What collection? loli pictures?

>>375
Oh, yes. You are right. I don't know anything about diving in Japan though.
I was there before I started learning to dive, and even if that weren't the case, it was a school trip.
There wouldn't have been a chance.
It's probably true that there are good places around japan for diving.
I'd think, being an island, there would be plenty of opportunity.

>>376
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/!!!!!!!!!!THE%20COMPRESSOR/ZIPPY!!!!!!!!/w1w2app.zip
Windows 1.01 and 2.03 applications (old as dump)[1985]-[1987]
and ALOT more

>>376
just alot of things!(no porn)

>>375
As far as I know, they both have visited Japan.
Jook's stayed for five weeks mainly in Fukuoka, the biggest city in Kyushu and
アメリカ人 stayed in... I don't know. I've seen him upload a photo of
Kyobashi, Osaka, so at least he visited Osaka. I guess as long as he
can homestay, the places he visits in Japan doesn't matter much.

>>375
When are you going to visit? I mean season.
Off the top of my head, Okinawa is the most popular scuba diving spot.
The sea is beautiful and Okinawa is in subtropical climate but it's far away
from Japan's mainland. I think you can enjoy scuba diving in places
other than Okinawa, though.

>>378-379
Those softwares can't be used in new windows versions, right?
You just want to store them for archaeology?

I visited okinawa for my school trip when I was in jigh school.
Okinawa is the greatest place I have ever been to.
One female bus guide confessed that she got to like Okinawa so much
after having visited it that she moved there with her family when she is in
junior high school.
Unbelievable.

Okinawa is a popular sightseeing spot.
But there's a dark side in its history.
It was one and only place the ground battles against US army was
done. US military forces has been there since US's occupation.
It was US's land until they get it back to Japan in 1972.
Some members of US military forces has raped Okinawan girls there and
they act arrogantly. Okinawa has the highest unemplyment rate in Japan.

But it's still a popular sightseeing spot. I mean, mecca of Marine sports
and it's good for people in English speaking countires to visit because
I think there are more signs written in English and more shop clerks
who understand basic English.

>>381
the windows 1.01 and 2.03 applications have been converted to run on modern DOZE

also

Windows me is awesome at this stuff

>>384
I see.

>>385
i manage to take this screen shot useing Windows Me
http://4chan.b33r.net/my%20pictures/1.01desktop.bmp
Vista cannot even run it
wwwwwwwwwww

>>386
I don't think there's any need to run it.

>>386
yes there is a need to run it

Japan is a colony of US

U.S. is a colony of E.T.

What is E.T. ?

★Chat no more about Windows ME please★

>>392
YOU are doing that !

>>388
No there isn't. We have this http://i43.tinypic.com/eqe8fd.jpg

>>391
Cleatures who has inteligence living outside the earth

>>394
it sucks really badly

command.com
4 life!

>>395
What is Cleatures ?
Anything that can have inteligence could be an animal, and outside the earth ?
Alien !

Could be an insect, outside the earth !

http://i42.tinypic.com/nvnnz5.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/27zi7af.jpg

This is the desktops which are infected with the virus イギリス人 made
for Christmas.

Even this thread is infected.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2zgep3s.jpg

>>397
Cleatures is engrish, because it seems difficult for Japanese to distinguish R and L

>>399
He said he'd do it. It seems it wasn't just a threat!

oh, miss spell
creature is correct

Yes, the U.S. is occupied by Aliens.
There are a plenty of evidence which prove it.
It's you who believe it or not!
(please don't regard me as an idiot lol)

>>400
yes

>>401
I know! But I thought it was just a joke. I didn't think he would really
make it!

>>404
Just be glad you didn't get infected!
I had to eat that thing off my screen, even the hat!
It's the only way to clear that virus.

Anyone? please tell me the answer of the following question.
It is from the third grade junior high school examination.
I can't answer which is gramatically collect.


It is ( ) that such a towel for each guest was the biginning of the table napkins
Q :Chose "said" or "told" to the ( )

>>400
Results 1 - 10 of about 222 English and Japanese pages for cleatures. (0.15 seconds)

>>406
said. I can't explain why, that's the usage, but I am sure of it. It feels right.

>>408
Thanks a lot but I also think "said" is correct answer.
But some sutudents of mine want me to explain it logically.

Anyone can explain it?

>>406
said
biginning shall be beginning

>>405
You're right! I was extra cautious of viruses on Christmas eve and Christmas.
I hope the hat was made of frosting! Good to hear you are free from the
vicious virus now!

I have a terrible listning skills when it comes to English.
I couldn't understand even children's conversation well.

English has more phonetics than Japanese has. This is a true fact.
Then, I wonder if native-English speakers can understand
Japanese a bit more easily than the Japanese do English.
How do you think ?

said :
Used to refer back to something or someone mentioned earlier.
Languages are not logical, as human beings are not logical.

>>413
Wonderfull!
That would be enough for my students.
Thanks

Sorry but I don't think >>413 is a sufficient answer. It just explains the
meaning of the "said," past tense of "say"

You should explain to your students that "It is said that" or "It's said
that" is a set phrase and suitable for explaining the origin of something.
You can also say, "They say that" instead of "It is said that."

>>409
Actually I think both could be correct but "said" is more natural.
"told" in this case makes it sound... more like a fairy tale?
ex: It is [told] that once long ago in galaxy far far away...
This is a very specific explanation I found: http://www.learnenglish.de/mistakes/CommonMistakes.htm#said
But I agree that "said" is more correct.

It is said the Japanese language doesn't take much emphasis on logic, rather It forcuses on emotion or atmorphere.

>>416 Umm, in the case, told sounds good. Interesting !

>>415
>>416
Thanks.
I will explain that with both gramatical way and the natural speaking way.
It is quite hard to teach the differences.

>>409
It's the phrase. It isn't entirely uncommon. "It's said that..." or "It is said that..." show up now and then.
That's just the way that phrase is, and it shows up now and then.
But I can't give a concrete explanation

>>412
It's definitely true that English has more sounds. It could be that it makes it easier to listen, but I can't compare: You see, I've never been on the other side of the fence.
Anyway, there are some things we don't hear quite right in Japanese.
For example, はひふへほ sounds like half way between an H and an F sound.
That is, は sounds like a mixture of "ha" and "fa"
This is especially prominent with ふ for some reason. I've never seen an english-native write romaji for ふ as "hu" only "fu"

another thing is extended sounds. It's difficult to tell ここ from 高校 for example.
This also applies to small っ. It can be hard sometimes to tell if it's there or not.
Unless you speak slowly, the sounds can blend together, so even if it's obvious to you guys that you said かっぱ or かぱ, it can be hard for us to hear.
Note that I don't even know if those are real words - I just couldn't think of two real words whose only difference is a っ

>>420
>...don't even know if those are real words...
I am aware that a kappa is a water-dwelling mythical creature somewhere between a turtle and a duck. Or something.

>>420
Right !       They say "Tofu" instead of "Tohu", "Futon" instead of "Huton".

I ROVE ENGRISH

>>420
Yeah, it's impossible to compare the two languages becaus of the reason.

Subconcsiously we don't utter clearly something which seems unneccessaly,
so it maybe hard to understand clearly until you get familier with it.
(Though I couldn't understand at all when young people are talking very fast.)
Anyway, thanks for your personal experiences.

>I am aware that a kappa is a water-dwelling mythical creature somewhere between a turtle and a duck. Or something.
true

>Though I couldn't understand at all when young people are talking very fast in English
fix

>>422
Do you mean the Japanese say "Tofu" instead of "Tohu" ?
Or opposite?

I rove this
http://www.engrish.com/2008/06/im-afraid-so-johnny/

>>421
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=a92L2MT_eCk

かっぱ gets angry at 0:32 because the man threw away emtied cans.

>>425
Opposite. Japanese say "Tohu". UK say "Tofu".

>>427
Ha! That guy's funny.
I also like the dude on the front-right who kept pumping his arms up and down.

>>423
Don't make fun of Engrish speakers .

Well, it seems that the difference between L and R is easier for even Japanese to distinguish.
There are more difficult words to tell from though I don't know exactly.

>>426
What's this ?

I could not distinguish "whole day" and "holiday", the other day. orz

>>427
Funny thanks!

>>430
i picked up that badthinking from my classmates =_=
sorrry

>>429
The family of four are traveling on the train. And the guy who kept
pumping his arms up and down is one of the two children.
The father threw away all the emptied cans out of the window.
The　かっぱ　complains to the father claiming cans almost hit him
but while accusing the father of throwing away, the かっぱ　speaks
ill of one of the kids, saying his face looks like a fool.
The minute after the father heard it, he hit the かっぱ on the head.
Then the situations becomes the opposite, the father turned the table.

>>433
My pleasure.

http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1225135792/22

can anyone tell me what languages are displayed here?

i know my Windows me supports kekekeke Korean
but there is some languages i never seen that is right here
　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　　　　　　（´∀｀ ） 　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　／　　　 ＼　＜ 　　　मैं अध्यापक हूँ।
　　　　　　　 　　｜｜　　｜｜ 　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　 　　｜｜　　｜｜　　　
　　　　　＿＿　／／＿ ／／＿＿＿
　　　　／　　／／　　／／　　　　　 ／
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　　 ||　 　 ओ एक्सप्लोइटेबिल　 || 　||
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<　｀∀´> અઢ્યાપક જી, હમ અચ્છે તરકે હૈં?

∧＿∧
（´∀｀ ） वट आर यू टोकिंग अबउट? अइ डू नट अंडरस्टेंड।

Middle eastern?

>>436
I think it's Arabic.

>>429
They speak Osaka dialect so don't be discouraged if you don't understand
them. And the act of pimping up and down his arms is to look like
he's a kid.

>>436
Probably, yes.
But I'm not sure.

Hi,mates.

Today was very cold!
I caught a heavy snow.
I am at home now.
I am going to watch "Music Station" tonight.



Did you have a good Christmas?
I didn't have a cake this year.
I really want to eat cake!


I am not good at English.
Please tell me if there are some mistakes.

>>436
Sanskrit

>>439
くたばれ くたばれ

>>441
good im going to get to the bottem of all these question marks!

>>439
Howdy.
>>440
Have a hot coffe and relax.
Ayumi Hamasaki won't make appearance in the show becuase she injured her hand.
http://dailynews.yahoo.co.jp/fc/entertainment/hamasaki_ayumi/?1230275495
>>441
You are up late.
>>442
Don't you have to catch enough sleep before seeing さやか at Gikoppoi?
くたばれ is a curse word. You should behave.

>>434
I was not so seriou, so you are ok.
but what is >>442 ? I didn't think that kind of words were uttered
out of your mouth
do you know the meaning ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Enabling_complex_text_support_for_Indic_scripts#Unicode_fonts
hmm not all of it is just question marks!
Thai ฐ + ู → ฐู
Malayalam ക + െ → കെ
Bengali ক + ি → কি
Assamese ক + ি → কি
(supported in word pad)
Devanagari क + ि → कि
Tamil க + ே → கே

it is interesting
because
it says that Windows Me dose not support ANY of it

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>444
名無しさん!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ILL KILL YOU!

>>444
ILL STAY AWAKE 24 HOURS IF I HAVE TO!

>>442
???

hi, im in Australia now,
i came in here 4 months ago, so my english skill is not good.
i hope my skill is up via here.

>>450
Hello in Australia! How's the weather? What's your reason for going there?

>>450
i had some server clients from Australia!
hi!

>>452
What do you mean?
Do you mean someone accessed your server from Australia?

>>451
today is cloudy and too hot!
i want to go to TAFE or Uni, so i study english.

>>452
really?
what do you do?

hi. ばんくん
I hear that you are from Australia.
It is winter in north part of the countries but Australia is summer now.

How is your life in Australia ?

>>453
yes
>>454
http://4chan.b33r.net:88/uploads/!!pictures/
upload a non pornographic picture to share with every one ^^

>>454
*【火花(4 ^ヮ^)】ミ田 (Louisiana)
A boy also known as Sparky who lives only in cyber space. Sometimes you have a feel
that it's easier to communicate with cats and dogs than him. Some says he's a gifted troll
but he insists he's gifted in science and math. Administrator of deserted image boards.
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/
He's in serious love sickness. At Bar Gikoppoi, he met his cyber girlfriend.
It's said that his Windows Me PC calculates 4 times faster than IBM's Deep Blue.

*This is being directed to our friend in Australia, and no body else*

I have a question. Please answer the question below at any time you can.

1 phrases relating to money
2 phrases related to money

Oops.
Add this sentense in the end; which one is correct ?

Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　is the most disgusting and unusefull language.
there is no future for this stupid unusefull language. nobody can deny it.
but interestingly there are someone still be interested in learnning English
and be proud of it. most of them are like someone who picks their noses all day long
or wets their pants every single day and cant aware of it.
they rednecks are only able to count the number from 1 to 10,
and they can never figure out how to count further more.
English is old and cheap and uninteligent, its like 80's music.
people have a certain amount of intelligence speak Japanese or Chinese.
Cant find stupid thing to do other than learning English.

Sparky has changed after making a girlfriend.
Maybe, having evolved into 電気火花 was the reason and should be avoided.

>>460
Contradict yourself.

>>460
troll

>>463
You're still up into the morning.

robotinnagoya

>>458
Both of them are right.
However, in terms of grammar, "relating to" and "related to" are totally different.
The former is a prepositional phrase, meaning the same as "about", and the latter phrasal verb, having some other meanings.

>>466
Oh, thanks, I could understand your point vaguely.

What you mean is that 'the former is something like idiom' and
'the latter is the passive form'.
Anyway, I realized both of them are correct and I'm satisfied enough.

>>458
You can use "related to" and "relating to" interchangeably, and these phrases
are commonly used in the sense of "phrases describing/talking about money".

But in truth, I think that this usage is a little sloppy. Because the verb "relate"
just implies a relationship between the two items in the sentence. It could be a causal relationship.
So you could have "high incidence of disease related to poor living conditions, inadequate nutrition etc."
Or it could be a kind of lineage relationship: "a virus related to smallpox".
However, if you are talking about phrases or a book or documents or whatever which are
about money, better choices would be "phrases concerning/regarding money", since that means
that the phrases are about the subject of money.
But as I said, native speakers often don't make that distinction, so I wouldn't worry about it.

>>460
I don't understand his gripe against '80s music.
Wasn't that the beginning of technopop?

My latest Guitar Hero 5-star conquest (I'm playing on medium level now!)
This one goes out to all the young lovers on 2ch.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aWPTCc2r0
Note: this is the actual original video, and not some bogus AMV.
I would never have guessed the singer was an otaku.
Learn something new every day!

>>468
Ah, I understand.
I learned not only the fact that those phrases are interchangeable, but
something more important related to the deep understanding of English.
Thank you very much, nice house wife! and good night.

>>468
I'll help you with my 10 fuormulas of English grammar(^-^*)

You can use "related to" and "relating to" interchangeably,
and these phrases are commonly used in the sense of "phrases [ describing/talking about money ]".
But in truth, I think [ that this usage is a little sloppy ].
Because the verb "relate" just implies a relationship between the two items in the sentence ].
It could be a causal relationship.
So you could have "high incidence of disease [ related to poor living conditions, inadequate nutrition etc ]."
Or it could be a kind of lineage relationship: "a virus [ related to smallpox ]".
However, [ if you are talking about phrases or a book or documents or whatever [ which are about money ],
better choices would be "phrases [ concerning/regarding money ]",
[ since that means [ that the phrases are about the subject of money ] ].
But [ as I said ], native speakers often don't make that distinction,
so I wouldn't worry about it.

Correcting.....

You can use "related to" and "relating to" interchangeably,
and these phrases are commonly used in the sense of "phrases [ describing/talking about money ]".
But in truth, I think [ that this usage is a little sloppy ].
[ Because the verb "relate" just implies a relationship between the two items in the sentence ],
it could be a causal relationship.
So you could have "high incidence of disease [ related to poor living conditions, inadequate nutrition etc ]."
Or it could be a kind of lineage relationship: "a virus [ related to smallpox ]".
However, [ if you are talking about phrases or a book or documents or whatever [ which are about money ] ],
better choices would be "phrases [ concerning/regarding money ]",
[ since that means [ that the phrases are about the subject of money ] ].
But [ as I said ], native speakers often don't make that distinction,
so I wouldn't worry about it.

How do I learn 常用漢字 ○|￣|＿

I've tried every method I could find for last 7 years and still know only around 1000

>>473
Put in with roma-ji.
Change it into Japanese.
Kannji comes up.
Choose the kanji you want.

>>474
Haha, if only it was so easy.
You can't read newspapers or BBS like that

Even with furigana, if I don't know the character's
meaning there's no way on earth I can understand what it means
like for example: 橋 箸, 血 地, 火 日 非 they sound the same but mean
completely different tings LOL

>>473
WHAT 1000 O_O
impressive i know just several
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>>477
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
that just made my day!

>>472
???
Did you not like where I put the line breaks?

>>476
You're 17.

So I just found a book my teacher gave everyone before going on our exchange trip last year:
http://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Mind-Understanding-Contemporary-Culture/dp/0804832951

I didn't read much of it at the time because we mostly discussed things in class, but it is pretty funny
to read now after I've seen a bit of Japan. You can read a sample of it by clicking on the picture of the book in Amazon.
Tell me if any chapters from the Table of Contents pique your curiosity. Maybe I'll read some and you Japanese
can tell me how accurate it is lol.

>>481
Oh wow, I just realized I've been to the place on the cover of the book.
It's Asakusa right? I bought a lot of gifts there to take home to my friends and family.

>>479
I analyzed your English [ so that its structure becomes clear to every Japanese ]
amd [ so that [ what you mean ] can become clear of itself ].

>>482
lucky son of a gun

>>482
lucky son of a gun

>>4885
OOPS
SORRY I ACCIDENTLY DID A DOUBLE POST!
forgive me (;><)

>>486

You son of a bitch, you need to find a way to repay us for this mistake.

What? Batman came to the thread and I wasn't here for it? Aww...

http://www10.atwiki.jp/ishitubute/pages/520.html
can anyone add more accurate data on this page?

There is cave painings in my house,
if you compare North Louisiana with
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_and_technology_in_Japan
the Futuristic Japan

this is ONE of the main reasons why i HAVE to go to Japan

>>481
I want to know about "silence" p51. I heard American has three seconds rule
where if one person says nothing for three seconds, it's the other person's
turn to say something.

>>482
Yup.

>>489
I think your profile there is accurate.
What do you want?

>>490
You got stood up by Sayaka?
Aspiring to Japan is one thing, living here is another.
Your top priority is to get on your own feet. You can depend on your
parents because you're still 17 but I can't imagine you'll take care of
yourselves in 5 years. I hope I'm wrong.

Good morning everyone!
I have to go to school.
I don't like school.
Anyone please tell me how do I do to spend joyful time at school.

>>491
I'll read that section and write a summary here later.
>>492
That's the age old question isn't it? Well, I personally look forward
to seeing my friends at school. Sorry, that probably isn't much help but school
always sucks... Just look on the bright side of life.

>>492
You can see beautiful girls at school.
If your school isn't co-ed, then, ...........drop out school or
become UHO!

>>493
For our listening practice, you can read out loud the summary and
upload it so that we can listen to it.

P103 Haragei is rediculous if it means you show your stomach on which
eyes and mouth and noses are written to look like a face.
That might be popular a generation ago.

Your Japanese teacher is Japanese and he/whe went to Japan with you?

>>494
Don't behave like a spoiled child!!
Choldren in the poor country cannot go to school even if they want to go!!
The school is a studying place.You have to enjoy studying.

you know i had connetions with electronics since i was 4 [VCR, and yes that same VCR from 1995? is still around]3
i love robots too you know?
Electronics are DA'BOMB!

>>490 It's likely that now your mind is filled with a thought that you have to go to Japan so as to be chased by Japanese girls.I assumed. But you don't have to worry because many people here also long for having sex with cute Americans!

I'm a native English speaker.

The phrase "easy, tiger" means "You're being too enthusiastic, so take it easy",
or "You're being fierce/violent, like a tiger, so calm down a little". If an athlete
is using too much energy and exhausting himself, his coach might say
"Easy, tiger!".

However, it can also be "dirty talk",
because if a man is being too rough or too fast during sex, the woman might say
"Easy, tiger!" to let him know. It's more affectionate and kind
than saying "Stop that, you idiot!"

Please put “I assumed” in the end of sentense. >>499

>>500
Thanks for your contribution and good explanation.

>>499
I assumed. But you don't have to worry because many people here also long for having sex with cute Americans!


the word "long" screwed up the whole sentence can you fix it please?

i do not know that other meaning of long

we don't use long like that in the south

>>499
there is a high chance of them chacing me??
if so
i need to practice running
(i am a good runner)

>>502 You're very welcome.

>>503

Ahh, this one is difficult. The verb "to long for" means to want, very much.
If you haven't seen your girlfriend for eight weeks, you could say "I long for
her kisses!" But it's different from "to want", because "to long for something"
means that without that something, you are suffering. This verb is similar
to the verbs "to crave X" and "to pine for X"; "crave" includes the feeling of
hunger, and "pine" includes the feelings of desperation and sickness.

However, this sentence is a little bit wrong. "To long for X" requires that
X be a noun. If you want X to be a verb, you say "to long to X".

"I long to have sex with cute Americans"
"You long to have sex with cute Americans"
"She longs to have sex with cute Americans"

and so on. The nound form of the verb "long"
is "longing". If you say "She was filled with longing", it means
that "she was filled with the feeling of wanting a particular thing". That
particular thing can usually be guessed from the context.

>>503“long for” is a phrase which means “anxious to”though I'm not sure. I was surprised to know this phrase is no longer used at least around you. I have to note it.

Oh! There was already a explanation concerning “long for”at >>505. I have to absorb knoledge from it.

>>504
I have no idea coz I know about you very surperficially； I know how you look like on the internet only. If you have a decent personality and are fluent in English, you have a chanse.
Well, judging from how you have been so far, it maybe difficult unless you're guite handsome.

>>503
Wow Sparky, you really didn't know what "to long for" meant?

>>509
nope

>>504
can somebody answer this?

If the girl is cute or beautiful, I would like to fuck them regardless of race.

Although, I am cautious of blacks... but there are quite a few gems among their
people. It is just my personal observation, but I find that many black women are far
more energetic and enthusiastic about things than other women.

>>511
same here

I have seen black wnmen no more than a few times so far except in tv programs or movies.
I think one of the reasons is that we are likely to stair at people different from them. Huh... I feel scared and creapy to imagine the sight... If I were black, never visit Japan.

>>513
i did meet an African Japanese in Gikopoi

>>511
Wow, that's just so...
um....
direct?

>>504
You're a big boy now, take the initiative yourself.
Maybe >>511 could give you some pointers.

>>515
but what if they started to chase me?
im freaked out about that

>>516
Go in drag?

"karatedo culb^^
very hard!!"

"Yes,Martial Arts^^
The Karate resemble TaeKwando !

Wow!You have black belt ?!"
-*SAYAKA*

she responded!

yes i am a 1st degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do
took me 6 years to GET

Tae Kwan Do derives from Korean. You really are infatuated with Korean cultures and stuff.

>>519
i was in it since i was 11

米人, what do you think about my illustrating sentense structure of English?
Is it wonderously miraculous? I got all this from my lord Jesus.
Is He your lord, too?

You can use "related to" and "relating to" interchangeably,
and these phrases are commonly used in the sense of "phrases [ describing/talking about money ]".
But in truth, I think [ that this usage is a little sloppy ].
[ Because the verb "relate" just implies a relationship between the two items in the sentence ],
it could be a causal relationship.
So you could have "high incidence of disease [ related to poor living conditions, inadequate nutrition etc ]."
Or it could be a kind of lineage relationship: "a virus [ related to smallpox ]".
However, [ if you are talking about phrases or a book or documents or whatever [ which are about money ] ],
better choices would be "phrases [ concerning/regarding money ]",
[ since that means [ that the phrases are about the subject of money ] ].
But [ as I said ], native speakers often don't make that distinction,
so I wouldn't worry about it.

質問だが、実名で、英検１級証明書を事実としてのせない者をどう思う?

I mean those teachers [ who have been only at college going high schools ]
and [ who are so jellous of me for [ my being too able [ to run up with me ] ]
[ that who are going to become panicy and insane and crazy ] ] ].

Who else but myself can say things [ as he has in the heart as freely [ as I do ] ] ]?

>>516

Many girls like bad boys. Are you a bad boy? I read an article from a psychology magazine
which gave an in-depth insight onto why bad boys are popular. From what I remember,
it said many women are attracted to men who have qualities which would have been genetically
useful in ancient times (for reproducing) - great physical strength, confidence, bravado - the
typical "alpha male" traits. Although, unless you are a bad boy by nature, you shouldn't try to change
your personality because it also said that women can sense when a guy is acting.
Imagine they have invisible tentacles that are constantly feeling for any body language or signs
which are unnatural. They will easily know whether you are a real or a fake.

Don't worry though, it said over time, women start to prefer nice and thoughtful guys. They only
lust for bad boys and alpha males in their youth and chase after them in hopes of turning them
into good fathers later on. It said that girls want the strong, dominant genetics traits while at the same time
having someone who will take care of them and their children.

>>522
Hey, SUUKICHI, you're in the wrong thread to post that question.
Don'T just try to let everybody involved! Go back!

>>523
but im a good boy ^^

>>523
Many girls like bad boys. Are you a bad boy?
I read an article from a psychology magazine
[ which gave an in-depth insight onto [ why bad boys are popular ] ].
From [ what I remember ],
it said
[ many women are attracted to men
[ who have qualities [ which would have been genetically useful in ancient times (for [ reproducing ]) - great physical strength, confidence, bravado -
[ the typical "alpha male" traits ] ] ].
[ Although, [ unless you are a bad boy by nature ],
you shouldn't try to change your personality
[ because it also said [ that women can sense [ when a guy is acting ] ] ].
Imagine [ they have invisible tentacles [ that are constantly feeling for any body language or signs [ which are unnatural ].
They will easily know [ whether you are a real or a fake ].
Don't worry though,
it said over time, [ women start to prefer nice and thoughtful guys ].
They only lust for bad boys and alpha males in their youth and chase after them in hopes of [ turning them into good fathers later on ] ].
It said [ that girls want the strong, dominant genetics traits
[ while at the same time having someone [ who will take care of them and their children ] ].

Jesus' structure illustration is great and ever [ exceeding ], isnt it!?
Would you give me a bit of your comment for Jesus' sake?

They will easily know [ whether you are a real or a fake ].
Don't worry though,
it said over time, [ women start to prefer nice and thoughtful guys ].
They only lust for bad boys and alpha males in their youth and chase after them in hopes of [ turning them into good fathers later on ] ].
It said [ that girls want the strong, dominant genetics traits
[ while at the same time having someone [ who will take care of them and their children ] ].

Jesus' structure illustration is great and ever [ exceeding ], isnt it!?
Would you give me a bit of your comment for Jesus' sake?

>>523
・・I have noticed the fact vaguely.
In Japan, that tendency also exsists.

>>523
DEFINATLY exsists in America
EX. Football players GET cheerleaders

however, bad people are quite annoying

>>530
wwwwwwwwwwww

in retrospect, there were few men who have taste in bad girls

I confess that I have onece cherished an illusion that bad boys are cool...
though now I'm regarding those people as just self-concentrated.

>>531
In English please.

lololololololololol

That's good.

>>535
WTFUnX?>
HAX!!11

Time for a vacation! I'm going north tomorrow. I'll see you all in a week, give or take a couple days.
Take care everyone, and happy new year!

>>538
peace!

>>538

Happy new year (^O^)／

ここにいるアホな外人たちに聞きたいことが有るんですけど。
peace outって言葉はアメリカではつかわれますか？分かれる時とかに。
今は使われないのかな？

>>538
Are you going to be robotinnorthpole?
Have a nice vacation.

(translation)
I have a question to retarded foreiners here, ok ?
The phrase 'peace out' is stil used in the U.S, especially when you part from someone ?
I wonder if it is no longer used now.

I don't know why he asked a question in a polite way in spite of regarding foreigners here as idiot.

I want to go to a hot spring.

>>523
You just explained why "alpha male" is popular, but that doesn't explain why
bad boys are popular. You need to explain the connection between
the alpha male and bad boys.

We have to consider new year's resolutions.

My new year's resolution is quit wasting time in 2ch.

Do yo think it's possible ?

>>548
I don't know. I can't believe people who browse 2ch with 2ch browser.
Using 2ch browser means you admit you are a hard core 2ch user and
addicted to it. So I haven't installed it. Installing it means you
keep using 2ch and wasting time in 2ch if you ask me.

This room is cold , but I have to do my homework here .
I have a lot of homeworks .




I am hungry .

>>550

> I have a lot of homeworks .

You cannot say "homeworks". You gatta say "homework"

>>551
Are you from Yamagata?

HAHAHA Nice joke!
I'm gonna use it in my class!

>>552
R U from Gunma?

Yamagata Cherry STYYleeeee

Gunma cherry　styyleeeee

>>521
Yes, I am a practicing Christian, but I don't remember Jesus saying anything
on the subject of grammar. Are you identifying clauses in the sentences?
That seems more in line with Santa Clause and less with Jesus if you ask me...

>>543
That was silly of him; now, no one will answer his question!
If he had been nice about it, I could have told him that according to
my 14 year old son, no one really says that anymore. And that it can mean
either "goodbye" or "fuck off", depending on context. But since he called us
retards, I can't say that.

>>545
Many young girls like bad boys, because they believe that down deep, bad boys
are just misunderstood good boys, and that somehow love will reveal their inner
wonderful, sensitive guy. Then those girls learn the hard
way that many bad boys are just jerks, and that they have been wasting their
time. If they have any common sense at all, those girls then give up on
bad boys and turn their attention to decent guys.
Many bad boys share characteristics of alpha males: confidence, knowing what
they want, natural leaders etc. That is what first attracts many girls, since
many girls have a secret fantasy that some really desirable guy will fall for them,
even though they are nothing special. Bad guys take advantage of that naive belief.

>>557
I think you're forgetting about the Eight Beatitudes of Grammar...

Blessed are the verbs, for they shall denote a state of being.
Blessed are the adjectives, for they shall help describe.
Blessed are the adverbs, for they shall give you scale.
Blessed are the pronouns, for they shall determine the antecedent.
Blessed are the nouns, for they shall identify.
Blessed are the conjunctions, for they shall join sentences, clauses or words.
Blessed are the prepositions, for they shall link nouns.
Blessed are the interjections, for they shall inherit an exclamation point.


It's been an eventful Christmas. Got 'flu, as predicted by 2ch. Had a
marriage proposal from a co-worker. And drank more alcohol on one day
than in the rest of my life combined (literally).

England people could cherish their language

>>558
A marriage proposal! What ever will you do?
Do tell!

How could I have forgotten the Beatitudes of Grammar?
That will be 10 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers...
(but I'm not Catholic!)

イギリス人　goes out with someone if my memory serves right.

>>560
Am I'm the only Catholic here?

>>560
It would have been much less awkward if she'd done it after drinking
questionable amounts of wine... but announced that if she wasn't married
in five years time, I was to be the groom. To escape, I plan on having a
sex change operation and to then move to Iran. Can't go wrong.

>>561
This is also a bit awkward... you may be thinking of that Russian girl
from a while back... well, that never really was going to work out because
of work and distance. Had a couple nice meals, but decided to just keep in
touch rather than try anything serious. Now, however... I'm very fond of the
girl who sits behind the one who proposed.

This is a bit of a mess, really.

>>562
Used to be a practising Catholic, up until around 15 or 16. Your mother's
Panamanian, so there's not much surprise you've had it hammered into you.

>>563
Poor you!
Maybe you should move to Canada and become a lumberjack.
Or an alligator wrangler in Australia.
I don't think you want to try living as a female in the Middle East.

>>558

I got sick too. Regular cold. It doesn't hurt too bad, but it just is constant
and really annoying - kinda like Chinese water torture.

>>562

No wonder you aren't accepted well in America! Everyone here is Protestant!

>>565
"Everyone here is Protestant!"
Not in Boston...

>>566

Lol Boston is an exception. All those Irish immigrants from the early 1900s are the cause I think.

THERE IS A SHIT STORM IN NORTH LOUISIANA

>>565 yes!

>>567
Irish + Italian
Don't forget the Italian North End!

>>568
What is happening?

>>571
like I said before when ever it rains in North Louisiana it is stormy

also i bet ya it is a cold front and
a high pressure is after the storm and sunny days for a while =_=
the weather here is very predictable

>>572
and
　　　　　＼＼SHITTY SHITTY WEATHER WASSHOI!／／
　+　　　+　＼＼　　　　　　GTFO STORM !　　　　　　／+
　　　　　　　 ∬ ∬　　　 ∬ ∬　　　 ∬ ∬　　+
　　　+　　　　 人　　　　 人　　　　　 人　　　　 +
　 　 　 　　　（＿）　　　 （＿）　　　 （＿_）
　　+　　　　（＿＿）　　 （＿＿）　　 （＿＿）　　　　　+
.　　　+　　 （ ＿＿ ）　 （ ＿＿ ）　 （ ＿＿ ）　　+
　　　　　　（4 ^ヮ^∩　（^ヮ^∩）　 (4 ^ヮ^)
　+　　（(　（つ　　　ノ　（つ　　丿　（つ　　つ　)）　　+
　　　　　　 ヽ　 （　ノ　　（　ヽノ　　　）　）　）
　　　　　　　（＿）し'　　し（＿）　　（＿）＿）

It was going well until after the pressure comment.

>>565
The difference of their creed really affects relationships in America?

Hey イギリス人, according to someone, you have a diplomat father and then would live in various place all over the world. How did you acquire English skills?

yay lets talk in english~ XDD

If the U.S. coughs, Japan gets pneuomia.

Ok so here's my reading of the summary I wrote for the chapter on chinmoku/silence from "The Japanese Mind".
http://download206.mediafire.com/xtdblysbijmg/nhnddnwv5te/summary.mp3

The characters in Band of Brothers are amazing. A lot of the battles are
probably exaggerated, but they are based on real events. It seems incredible that
Winters, Lipton, and especially Speirs were able to live through the war. Speirs surviving
the sprint through the German front lines during the fight at Foy seems like just pure luck.
So does Winter's suicidal assault on the German SS unit (where he just walked up to a whole
company of them and started shooting, alone).

Here is the scene from Foy with Speirs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX8NWv74i3o (starts at 7:40)
I can't believe he had the balls to do that in the actual battle and
survived.

Winters vs SS Company:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyxDdBQuBSg&feature=related (starts at 1:10)

It is definitely dramatized, but according to the soldiers those things
happened.

>>576
That's right, I was brought up in countries where English wasn't a primary
language. However, the books I read were mainly English, and the schools
I attended were all English-language. In Singapore and Germany they were
British private schools, and the school I attended in Ethiopia was American,
so as far as languages are concerned, English was primary in the curriculum -
though we were still expected to learn the local languages, or at least
start to.

Hey guy !
Good morning !
I get up just now .
I went to bed at 3:30 yestesday , so I still sleepy .
Do you think that I spend too much time sleeping ?
I am going to go shopping today , but my hair style is terrible now .
Do you go any where today ?

Many japanese gals aspire for "white" Americans,
not non-white, spic Ameriacns like Sparky.
You should give up on your dream.

Tacos, Eddie Guerrero and Sparky are not popular in Japan.

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>>511
Jefferson said miscegenation should be a felony and that
the different races should not live under the same government.

>>581
Then, how about your accent? British one? or another? Beside, did your family hire teachers in order to make you or your siblings take extra lessons?

�@The books that children meet at school will probably be the ones
which have the greatest influence on their lives. �ATherefore it is essential
that they provide for all the varying moods and tastes of the moment,
and for different levels of attainment as well. �BWith a small range,
the chances are that a child will like everything, or dislike everything.
�CIf children are to learn to discriminate in their reading, as in everything else,
then they must have around them as great a variety of books as possible
from which to choose.

In the matrix clause of the forth sentence of the passage above,
there can be found two pronouns, 'they' and 'them'.
What does each of these two pronouns refer to respectively?
In my opinion, both of them refer to "children" in the protasis.
But some people assert that the former of them refers to "teachers",
which is, according to them, tacitly implied in the backdrop of the passage,
and the latter refers to "children", an assertion which is woefully weird
even in the light of what little knowledge I have about the English language.
(I'm a Japanese who have never been abroad.)

Would anyone be kind enough to answer this question?

>>588
In my opinion, it's definitely referring to the children.
The fact that teachers aren't even mentioned...

>>576
His parents are Canadian and English.
How coulnd he not acquire English?

>>579
That is quite accurate. Eloquence is not considered very effective in interacting with others
in general, as the person could appear just superficial, or worse yet, self-absorbed especially if
no one asks him/her for their opinion. Also, you might have heard of "本音(honne)" and "建前(tatemae)",
which mean "true feelings" and ""facade"; we have to separate those depending on the situation.
So, it'd be better to shut our mouth when we cannot come up with any suitable bullshit.
And of course, that shouldn't be extended to politicians, as you mentioned.

>>563
Is Catholic dominant in the north of England?
Neil Tennnant from Newcastle was made to go
to chatholic boarding? school. He didn't like the idea of
catholicism because he was gay.

>>590
No, parent's influences aren't always so large. For example, there are many people who cannot speak English thoughtheir mothers are English speakers.

>>587
I have a crazy accent, mainly because of the reasons >>590 gave. It's sort of
halfway between the two. As for teachers, the only tuition I received was from the
schools themselves. I think my sisters got extra tuition, but they were born
about 20 years before me, and lived in different places (such as Malaysia, Hong Kong
and Israel).

>>588
I would agree with you and say that both pronouns refer specifically to the children.
"Discrimination in their reading" - no child would be expected to learn to discriminate
in their teachers' reading and thus the books surrounding 'them' would be around the
children.

>>575
No, he was teasing Sparky.

>>588
As I read the fourth sentence, both "they" and "them" refer to the children.
Teachers haven't even been mentioned in the passage yet, so it would be odd to
have a pronoun refer to them. I think your friends are reading too much into
the sentence.

>>565
Hal Turner is Catholic! Timothy McVeigh is Catholic!
And the list goes on and on.

>>594
Twenty years are very long interval.
Well, it's against my expection that you didn't take extra tuition since I thought
it's natural or obligation for children of deplomats to do so and study even in your house.
BTW, if your parents are both Canadian, why you became British ?

>>596
You can find nutjobs of any nationality, any religion, any political persuasion.
I guarantee it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh
What he did may be insane. But What he believed is no
different from typical American traditionists.
He was a man of common sense, I guess.
http://www.digital-exp.com/doco/TimothyMcVeigh.html

>>589
Special thanks to you for bothering to answer the question,
in spite of the fact that you are now engaged in a self-searching trip.
The word "reclusive" is inextricably (though mysteriously) associated
in my mind with Jerome David Salinger or Thomas Pynchon,
and so you may be a reliable person with a marvelous flair for language.

The word “respectively” isn't related to “respect” at all in terms of thir meanings. Why?

>>594
>>595
Thanks a lot for answering for the question!

>>594
I also think 広末涼子 is cute and beautiful,
though I'm not as ardent and passionate an admirer as you.

>>595
Plant lovers are always a sensible people with common decency.
(Though, alas, I'm not one of them. Not that I hate plant.)
I sincerely hope you will emancipate yourself from game addiction.
(Excepting the case where you are enjoying the addiction.)

>>563
Then my memory was wrong.
I thought you go out with someone who's British. Maybe that's the girl you're
interested in going out with but haven't asked her to see you yet.
Anyway I remember you said you have someone British who has drawn your
attention. Maybe my memory was wrong again.

I remember you went somewhere in UK to have lectures from a female
Russian professor. Maybe the Russian girl you mentioned is a girl
who were lectured by the same professor on that occasion.

I remember one more girl you mentioned before. She works in a comic
book store in your neghborhood. She spotted you trying shoplifting an
erotic comic book and she almost called the police but you gave her one of the
hats in your collection and you're let go. Again my memory might be wrong here, too.

>>601
I don't know how to answer this.
Are you asking me why "respect" means a different thing than "respective"?
I'd say that there's no real reason. Words just happen to evolve in certain ways over time.

Still, I tried to do some research.
The two words have a common ancestor: the Latin word "respectus".
The meaning of that was closer to the neutral word "regard".
That's more like the meaning of "respective", I think.

Actually, I looked all of this up on the internet, so I don't know how accurate I am.
I probably messed something up.
Don't believe anything I say.

>>593
That's a case of jerry fujio. His mother was English.
However he could speak English in his early youth, which can be the one example
that contradicts your theory. Jerry's mother got neurosis
in Japan and went back home. Jeryy forgot English at all.
If a parent tries hard, his or her child can acquire his or her
native language more or less.
Anyway in イギリス人's case, both parents spoke English only in the house.
On top of that　イギリス人 went to English school.

>>604
Oh, enough lectures.
I was just curious about it, because these meanings are dramatically different.
I did guess there maybe no reasons for that, though.

>>579
Good job!
You have nice voice. You don't sound like a 18 year old boy.
You sound like a matured man.

As far as the summary you read are concerned, it illustrate very well
about the Japanese silence.

>>605
The fact doesn't contradict my theory at all because I didn't said that parent's
doesn't influence their children at all. I just said that parent's influence isn't not always
big when it comes to acquiring the language.

Oh, >>579 contains アメリカ人's voice ?
I have to click the URL right now.

>>579
If I were the president of a company, I would crave you.

If there is a will to teach, parents can assert big influence.

Moreover both イギリス人's parents are English speakers and
only speak English at home. They wanted to bring up their son
as English speaker. In this case I thought parent's
influence was big. You said no, ....
How could イギリス人 not acquire English?
First I started talking on the case of イギリス人.

Your >>593 seem to imply that either parent is English speaker
and live in home country of the other parent.

If イギリス人's mother had been English and his father had been japanese,
If his mother had not been serious about teaching English,
If イギリス人 had gone to Japanese school,
there would have been a good chance he could not acquire
English.

I won't argue in that if there is no effort, there is little influence.

I'm really envious of those who are bilingual,
because my English is awfully atrocious, compared to my Japanese.

An enormous amount of time it invariably takes me to merely recall
to my mind the precise English constituents which appropriately
represent what I would like to convey, thwarting my attempt, every time
the craving floats up to the surface of my subconscious, to hold smooth
conversation with others in English.

I even can't compose intelligible English sentences without reference to a dictionary.

What a nightmare.

>>611
>Moreover both イギリス人's parents are English speakers and
>only speak English at home. They wanted to bring up their son
>as English speaker. In this case I thought parent's
>influence was big. You said no, ....

Reconsider what I meant.
I DID NOT SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
Who denies the parents' influence when the situation is like above ?

I used pertial negation. So, your example can't contradict my theory logically.

>>580
I don't know what you're talking about.
You need to explain the drama first.
Actually I don't even know if that's a drama series.
Is it broadcfast in Japan? Maybe I'm asking the wrong person.

I'm not a big fan of drama but never heard of Band of Brothers.
24, Lost, ER, Heros, CSI and more were/are broadcast in Japan, though.
For some you have to subscribe to cable TV.

I guess it's the drama during the WWII. Maybe after America forces
landed on Normandy to make French people free from German forces?

>614
I guess you could call it a drama.

Most television shows in America are created with no real "end" in sight.
The creators hope at, at the end of the first season, the show will be successful enough to call for a second season.
And then, after that, there might be a third season.
And so on, and so on.
Usually, this continues until the quality of the show drops so much that the show is canceled.

Band of Brothers wasn't like this, though.
From the beginning, there were a preplanned number of episodes.
In America, they call this type of show a "miniseries".

Anyway, the miniseries is based on a book of the same title.
Let me copy-paste the description from Wikipedia:

The narrative centers on the experiences of E Company ("Easy Company") of the 2nd Battalion,
506th Parachute Infantry Regiment assigned to the 101st Airborne Division,
from Easy's basic training at Toccoa, Georgia, through the American airborne landings
in Normandy, Operation Market Garden, the Battle of Bastogne and on to the end of the war.

Is there any ♀ who wants to go to a tropical beach with me ?

BTW, what is the popular pronunciation of ♂ in English ?

>>615
Thanks for explaining how US dramas are made.
To think that ER lasted for several "seasons," I guess it was popular quite a long time
not being bored by the audience.

And thanks for the exerpt from Wikipedeia, too.

>>617
Not sure. Maybe male?

>>617
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe it! I leave for a couple days and I've already missed half of a thread! orz

>>71
>"* keira=robotintokyo (California)
A woman who once announced that she'd start vlogging, but she's so lazy that she hasn't
even tried it. Loves to travel with her family. "

This is true!

>"Last time she visited Japan, she cosplayed
and strutted on the Takeshita street in Harajuku. She loves to sing Harajuku Girls by
Gwen Stefani when she goes to Karaoke with her friends."

This is not true. lol, but I do love karaoke.

>>612
Your english is not atrocious, as much as it is unnecessarily wordy.x3
It's a bit obvious that you use the dictionary because your words are not very casual at all. very... textbook-like.
Work hard and practice with us here! Hopefully you will become more fluent this way, since you are insecure about it.

>>620
HI
im sparky4

Let me also go off topic about something that's been on my mind today.

What is it about run-down and abandoned buildings that is so interesting?
Many people (myself included) love to explore building that are vacant and kind of decaying...
I wonder what makes it so spooky yet alluring. What do you think?

Hi sparky :3

>>622
http://www.abandonedbutnotforgotten.com/

>>623
gikopoi is crazy!

Umm, I watched a TV program and some of guests were talking about the possibility of occuring war in Iran.
They said that America may resort to war so as to get out of this economic crisis.
I think that war aren't likely to occur, but what I feel scared was that a lot of Americans have that kind of idea
somewhere in their mind.

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>>622
Different strokes, and unfortunately, I don't have much interest in
decayed buildings, however, I know some group of people who are totally
obsessed with dams!
They seem to be able to spend hours just admiring dams......

>>622
Well, if you have compatible friends, it may be interesting.
Unfortunatelly, I have no such freinds, so at least now, that doesn't attract me.
Though that has attractive points essentially.

>>626
The US is currently in a economic basket case, so I don't think
they can afford to engage in a war for some time to come.
Also, I don't think Barack Obama wants to be rememberd as a war-prone
president.

>>630
Yes, it's one of the true facts,
Most people can agree with your opinion and I also think so.

Yes, we really can't afford another war. A confrontation with Iran would likely just make the economic situation worse.

Even hawkish Republicans are beginning to realize this.

>>624
Thanks for the link!

>>628
>>629
I see, I guess urban exploring isn't as popular as I originally thought!
I think the interest of seeing an abandoned building is probably similar to looking at super old black and white photos.
Maybe it's something about the history that will never come back that draws people in. Hard to explain I guess. >_>;

>>632
Talking about the globally deteriorating economic situation,
did you buy/receive less Christmas presents compared to the past?
As for myself, since my TV started to disfunction (the screen became
yellow-greenish, so everyone on TV seemed to have liver problem) and so
did my watch, I had to spend a lot of money, and my wallet is very light now, *sigh*

>>633
>Maybe it's something about the history that will never come back that draws people in.

This has never occured to me, but very interesting perspective.

>>633
Surely, I don't explore vacant buildings or castles like haunted houses,
but I think that's truly romantic.

>>634

I'm a little too old to be receiving any big presents to be honest. I did get some socks though.

※ don't want to explore

>>633
don't worry, it makes me geek-out too.
PA is made up mostly of places like that.
I should go exploring them more.
Last year some friends and i went to one near by our school.
I submitted to that site but it seems they did not upload them. maybe i should try again.

Well, today, sparky isn't vigorous and doesn't appear frequently.
I guess something bad has happened to him.
Are you ok ?

>>640 yes im ok!!!!!!!
im in giko poi!

>>633 >>639
I didn't know such people exists in America, too.
I've seen Japanese websites for people who're interested in abondoned
buildings.

http://www2.ttcn.ne.jp/hexplorer/haikyo.htm
http://kiokuya-haikyo.versus.jp/
http://www.geocities.co.jp/SilkRoad-Ocean/8276/

>>591
Ah ok, so I guess the book has some merit. My teacher did mention 本音 and 建前 once, but it's always
better to here from a native. (Oh, and my Japanese teacher is not Japanese. I think someone asked about that previously but I forgot to answer.)
I loved your line, "So, it'd be better to shut our mouth when we cannot come up with any suitable bullshit." It made me literally lol.
>>607
Glad you liked my voice lol.

>>622
Keira, you might be interested in this guy's website: http://www.michaeljohngrist.com/
He does a lot of urban exploring in Japan.

For the record, Band of Brothers is amazing; I own the boxset.

>>642
thanks for the links

>>642
I have to admit it's romantic.

Let me introduce this island to keira and guys who like abandoned buildings.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=csEjYsWtHD4

>>643
You may feel embarrassed to hear a lot of complement, but I have to say that
your speech was good. (though I couldn't understand all contents)
What I impressed the most was your way of speaking. Nice guy.

Thanks for all of the links guys. :)
The vacant buildings make me wonder about all the stories that once passed through.
Those buildings had once been a significant part of some peoples' lives. makes you wonder~

>>643
I think you just want to introduce the blog where there are articles
and pictures of ruins but there happens to be a photo of a robotinsomewhere.

Abondoned building is just spooky for me.

I LIKE HAUNTED HOUSES
i been in one in Louisiana

ghosts are just Fascinating!

>>620
Textbook-like, yes. I have had almost no occasion to talk with native speakers of English,
and the channel by which I absorb knowledge about English is virtually confined to books,
newspapers/magazines and ipod programs.

Anyway I'll try to use English as many times as possible, though I have formidable difficulty
in following the velocity with which the conversation unfolds in this thread.

Thanks for responding to my posting.

>>632
The Economist says the latest round of the confrontations between Israel and Hamas
"could light the fuse for a wider regional war" because Hizbullah, which has a close tie
with Iran and Syria, may join the present strife.

The US may be dragged into a war once the current conflict between Israel
and Hamas spreads all over the Middle East.

>>643
I bet he sniffed you-know-what to ease his nervousness before recording.

>>651

PANTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wonder what they smell ,like?

>>648
There ya go: http://www.michaeljohngrist.com/ruins-gallery/
>>651
You guys know me all too well!

>>653
ah yes, several months ago i saw a vid on youtube made by these guys:
http://www.michaeljohngrist.com/2008/05/gunma-volcano-museum-ruins/
it looks like a place which i would like to explore too

Ahh, yes, definitely.

>>650
Your English looks good to me, I'm actually pretty impressed.
I don't think much will come of the conflict. It's just the same old violence in the region
that both sides are perpetuating. God is not a real estate agent; both sides should learn to get along.

>>650

If I'm not mistaken, Washington has made a clear warning to the Israelis not to make any sudden moves until Obama is inaugurated.

Honestly, I doubt even Israel has the hubris to try anything major at this point. Their political image is tattered enough as it is.

>>652
I'm definately sure a panty smells like a panty.

Does anyone know the reason why British people like a word "bloody" ?

Because initial letter of boody corresponds to that of British.
That's why the scottish never use it.
This is my opunion. I want to here others opinions.

I've completed Tear Crisis lately. It's really an interesting DS game.
What I'm content with is that I successfully recruted all 108 guys with a star power in them.
Clodechilt and Fledegnd sisters are my favorite characters. Their coordinate attack named Divine Edge
is really powerful and fun to watch. Anyway, the story is sort of complicated and remarkable.
It took me more than 60 hours to finish it up. I remember it was really shocking that I chose to
sacrifice 108 stars to defeat Kind One and ended up becoming him. How really impressive that plot was..
Anyway, if you are looking for an interesting RPG, I strongly recommend this.

>>656
>>657
I hope this conflict will not lead to a larger one.

>>656
By the way, I have listened to your summary on the chapter 沈黙,
though I can understand less than half of it, thanks to my poor listening ability.
(Actually I can figure out almost nothing in CNN news update.)

Anyway, I hear that Japanese people just smiles and smiles without saying anything
when faced with something they cannot understand. (When thrown into the same situation,
I could probably observe myself wearing the same creepy countenance on my face
were I able to generate my doppelganger and look at myself from his (or my) viewpoint.)

Is this uncanny smile related to a theory of silence?

×smiles and smiles→○smile and smile

>>659
Nobody is sure. Here are some theories:

It comes from "by Our Lady" or "by'r Lady", "Our Lady" being the Virgin Mary.

It comes from "bloody drunk", meaning "fired up and ready for a fight".

It originated during the Wars of the Roses, with royalty and nobility being those "of the blood".

It references the bleeding of the crucified Jesus.

It's simply a reference to blood that's common to that region.

>>656
>God is not a real estate agent
It can't be helped. As you may know, considering the circumstance they are in,
it'd be safe to say God himself as good as created the main cause of their conflict.
Religions make the world complicated. Of course, England has something to do with the conflict, though..
Plus, now that jewie has the position of controling America, America can't talk them out it fair and square.
The world is really difficult to bring peace to.

>>665
Are you American? At last here comes a man of common sense.
I'm relieved.

>>666
No, I'm not. Sorry to disappoint you.

>>665
To put it simply. you think it's difficult to avoid wars between both sides?

>>603
Your imagination is quite active!

It was on my way back from a residential school for my studies that I
met that Russian professor on the train. She was the girl I was interested
in. As for the English girl, well, this is only the second time she's ever
been mentioned - the first being in >>563.

However, you got the last part right. Fortunately I was able to bribe her
with a particularly attractive fez and all charges were dropped. Unfortunately,
though, I missed that month's magazine featuring hats in compromising positions.

>>597
Only my father was Canadian - my mother's English, so I've had dual-nationality
since birth.

>>637
Socks are always useful!

>>668
War may be too strong a word, but I don't think things are simple in that region at least.
I expect you know how Israel was bult as a country after World War 1... And the sanctuary of the religions
is the same. It's too complicated to settle the dispute between them.
Of course, I hope they can get over it by peaceful negotiations, but it seems it'd take lots and lots of time to do so.
What do you say?

>>563
>I'm very fond of the
>girl who sits behind the one who proposed.
Bad man!

>>670
A war that was truly permanent would be the same as a permanent peace.

>>672
So you mean they will wage war on and off like they've done so far, I take it.

>>673
Sorry.
I forgot to say I am not >>668.

>>662
I tried transcribing it. There are a few words I can't write down or
I'm not sure of. I needed to look up a few words I didn't know such as
"falsity" and "copout." Hope someone correct me. Maybe American will copy and paste the original.
If I'm not wrong, he said "hierarchal" when he should have said "hierarchical."

-----
Hello, 2chan. This is アメリカ人, and uhh one of you requested that I read my
summary that I wrote ??? chapter from "The Japanese Mind, understanding
contemporary Japanese culture." uhh, the chapter is titled　沈黙, silence in
Japanese communication. OK, so uhh here we go.

Most cultures use non-vervbal communications when interacting with others.
Silence can also fit under this umbrella of non-verbal communications
as a way of saying nothing and meaning something. This silence is much more
common and usually held for longer duration by the Japanese than the
western counterparts. By looking at the concept of 内(uchi) and 外(soto), which
symbolize an inner truth and an outer falsity, Japanese silence can be linked to
the Zen Buddhist virtue of truth only existing in silence.

Group consciousness also plays a large role in promoting silence by minimizing
the importance of the individual over the collective. This encourages
Japanese to keep risky opinions and emotions set themselves. Especially
when in hierarchical situations.

Silence can extend (it?) to private life as well, usually as a reaction towards
embarassment, such as being unable to express emotions like love.
The Japanese form of silence also influences people to not confront others
even if they should, and is sometimes used as a copout by politicians.

And there you have it, folks. uhhh remeber this is my own summary.
I wrote this, uhhmmm, you know, based off the chapter in the Japanese
mind, so I ****(pried??) left out some little details. Hopefully nothing
major but uhh, just let me know your opinions are on this, how accurate
this book IS, I guess, from this one chapter, at least. All right. Thanks!

>>670
I know I should learn world history more to begin with, however, I agree with you in that
things are complicated there.

Maybe, you misunderstand me. The reason I asked the question(>>668) was to make the content of your post
clear and confirm your attitude, because I was afraid that I misundersood these posts around yours.

Then, if you don't mind, please let me know the meaning of
'God is not a real estate agent'?

>>650
This has also come about from the re-founding of Israel as an independent
state. The land came from somewhere, and that somewhere was Palestine. The
country was to be divided into two states: half Arab, half Jewish. However,
the Jewish side proclaimed independence and renamed the country Israel (which
led to the year-long Arab-Israeli war), and that's where the tension is.

Palestine is still bitter about their land being taken away, and Israel are
doing what they think is right to keep hold of their border, fearing that
Palestine will try to take it back.

>>675-676
Good job.
According to your subtitles, t seems that I could listen to アメリカ人's speech
about 70.
The, as for ' Silence can extend (it?) to private life ',
'extend' is used as an intransitive verb here, so I don't think 'it' isn't needed.
Anyway, thank you. Good job.

oops, made some mistakes

>>699
Hmmmm..., then my memory is messed up except the shoplifting part.
Seriously, though, I remember someone here asked you if you have a girl you are
interested in or are in relationship. I don't know the question
was which. If my memory serves right, you answered either you have a girl you're
interested in or you are in relationship. Probably you answered "my heart is taken."
Oh, probably someone asked you if you want to go out with a Japanese
girl and you answered, "My heart is taken" or somthing.

Either way, If I'm right, that was a British girl. And that was before you posted about the Russian.
But I'm not sure. Just forget my post. I'm not really sure about my memory.

>that month's magazine featuring hats

Yeah, I remember you managed to find it and won the bid later on e-bay,
but you didn't pay for it as usual.

>>676
What meaning is "embarassment"?
I think You might have mistaken "embracement" for "embarassment".
And maybe You thought the pronunciation of "embrace" to be not "エンブレイス" but "エンバラス". Gahahaha....!

>>679
My pleasure. As for "extend (it?) to private life," maybe you're right.
but I hear something between "extend" and "to" so I thought "it" is a
possibility.

>>682
It's "embarrassment." That's obvious from the context.

>>675-676
Thanks!
Judging from the fact that you don't use handle, you are probably Japanese.
And if you are Japanese, then you are a magnificent manipulator of English,
the transcription of yours serving as a testament.

>>678
I have heard in a world history class of high school about 三枚舌外交, (which may
probably be rendered as "British Diplomacy of triple-split tongue",) referring to
'McMahon-Hussein Correspondence', 'Sykes–Picot Agreement' and 'Balfour Declaration'.

A spectre of the past is still haunting the Middle East. Knock wood.

Anyway, communicating in English is more demanding, both physically and mentally,
than I expected. I am now drained as a shrivelled mango.

>>683
Listning to it once again, I also hear something like 'it' between the two words.
Maybe, it's just 'd' sound of 'extend', but it maybe actually 'it'.
You should ask it to アメリカ人 .

>>684
The McMahon-Hussein Correspondence was an attempt by the British High-
Commission to encourage the Arab countries to revolt against the Ottoman
Empire, allies of Germany, during World War I. It was during these that
the idea of an independent Jewish homeland was given, and that it would
have the support of the British. The Balfour Declaration, similarly, stated
that it would support the establishment of a Jewish homeland in Palestine,
though this promise was overshadowed by the Sykes-Picot Agreement which was
leaked, detailing plans of how to cut up the previously Ottoman-occupied
territories, including Palestine.

Mangoes are delicious when fresh, but not so much when dried.

>>667
If you are Japanese, You are super-intelligent and knowledgeble
for Japanese.
Jews are the problem. Of course they pulled the strings of British
puppet. British are responsible. But their masters is JEW.
Maybe they are undividable.

poor アメリカ人.
His isp is blocked somehow.http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/4/index.htm

>>613
There seems to be miscommunication. >>590's intention was >>611.
You replied to >>590, so I assumed your reply was an counter argument to >>590's
content, which might not have been well passed down. I was particulary focusing on イギリス人's
case, both parents are native English spekers, etc while you meant in more broad and generalized case.
I won't argue on that subject any more.

I want to ask an English grammatical problem which I noticed later.
I made many mistakes in my sentences.

>parents can assert big influence.
"assert" should have been replaced with "exert".
>either parent is English speaker

When we say "either is OK", Does it mean that "both are ok, but no at the same time"?
Is my understanding correct?
>either parent is English speaker
was meant to express "one parent is English speaker and the other is not".
If I interpret it as "both are English speakers but not at the same time", it will be
weird and unrealistic.
Could
>either parent is English speaker
express the situation of "one parent is English speaker and the other is not"?
If wrong, How should I have written?

Obama kept emphasizing negotiation and talks with Iran,
which worried some Jewish democrats.
Now that he was elected President, I'm not sure he can continue
his policy.

>>690
He's had a few ideas I'm not too sure I wanted to hear about.
They say he wants to cut the program for the ares rocket, to save money. It's really not my favorite idea.

test

Nice, I'm back. For any other blocked foreigners go here: http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/4/yotsuba.php?res=240
>>675-676
Very good!
You're right about me saying "hierarchal" instead of "hierarchical" lol.
When I noticed though, I had already uploaded the file.

Most cultures use nonverbal communications when interacting with others. Silence can
also fit under this umbrella of nonverbal communications as a way of “saying nothing
and meaning something”. This silence is much more common and usually held for a
longer duration by the Japanese then their Western counterparts. By looking at the
concept of uchi and soto, which symbolize an inner truth and an outer falsity, Japanese
silence can be linked to Zen Buddhist virtue of truth only existing in silence. Group
consciousness also plays a large role in promoting silence by minimizing the importance
of the individual over the collective. This encourages Japanese to keep risky opinions
and emotions to themselves, especially when in hierarchical situations. Silence can
extend into private life as well, usually as a reaction towards embarrassment, such as
being unable to express emotions like love. The Japanese form of silence also influences
people to not confront others even if they should and is also used as a cop out by politicians.

My little introduction and conclusion were done off the cuff so I don't have a transcript for those.
I'll fill in the parts you missed though:
"summary that I wrote [from this uhhh] chapter from"
"so I [probably] left out some little details."

So what's this about Americans being banned? I feel like I'm unbanned.

>>694
dude
you are never banned

working for me?

>>696
yes ^^

>>697
Yay!

Thank you アメリカ人さん！
I feeling a little out of sorts today. It's no fun being kicked out
of the playground.
I'll see you tomorrow maybe...

　,,,,_ ....*サヤカ*
/,'3 /ｽ
`ｰ-ﾚ^

>>681
Ah... that one. Perhaps I never mentioned her nationality, though, because
she wasn't British. Haven't been interested in anyone from here since I was
about 20.

Anyway, they sent the magazine without my payment. To stop legal proceedings,
however, I had a sex change operation and moved to Iran. To become a lumberjack.

>>700
WTFUNK??????????

testing

A emergency problem arised? If Americans here should all be banned, we might suffer from a big loss! Maybe, we have to emigrate to 4ch.

this is 2ch where is the most classy and honorable place in the whole world.
its not a place to test.

I'm not banned

thats sad.

How is 4 channel?
I've never been there.
Tel me a bit of 4 channel.

>>707
You can go to 4chan via link attached on >>695.

>>707
Here comes a communist sympathizer.

>>708
is correct
that my friends is the "REAL"
"4chan"
四葉◇ちゃんねる

http://4-ch.net/
this is 4channel a very good place i love it there

Do Americans often say " It rained heavier and heavier "
instead of " It rained more and more heavily "?

�@There seems [ to be some mistakes in this composition ].
�AThere are some mistakes in this composition.
�BIt seems to me.
�CIt seems [ that there are some mistakes in this composition ].
�A＋�B＝�C＝�@

With �@, which is correct, seem or seems?

>>711
it just rains more and more every day.

well thats how the south says it

>>712
Would you explain in detail how your comrade teachers are slain
by the hands of the Miyazaki Prefecture Board of Education?

>>707
It's an English imageboard. /b/ is the most popular board, but there a lot of other boards
for many other topics. www.4chan.org
>>710
is 4-ch like a textboard only form of 4chan?
>>711
I'd say " It rained more and more heavily " is best, the other one sounds awkward.
Sparky's >>713 alternative works as well.
>>712
It should be seem. Seem is a plural verb and seems is a singular verb.
"There seem to be some mistakes in this composition."
"There seems to be a mistake in this composition."

>>715
YOU ARE WRONG!

>>715
YOU ARE WRONG!
That is the F4ilchan
the shittyest board of them all
i don't think futaba script is in there anymore
simplified
4chan = fail
4-ch = WIN!
四葉◇ちゃんねる = EPIC WIN!

Time to get the tranquilizers.

I was surprised to find that I can't post anything by pc. I'm from cell phone.

I don't know why.
In japan I was taught 'Hussein-McMahon Correspondence'.
Word order is reverse.

Just like "Japan/Corea" or "Corea/Japan" World Cup, I guess.

�@
(37) I admired Mary's singing of 'Salty Dog' in church
(38) I admired Mary's singing 'Salty Dog' in church

There is a meaning difference -- (38) states that I admired the fact that she did
it (Mary's temerity in giving voice to a bawdy song in a sacred place); (37) states
that I admired the manner in which she sang (her syncopated style, etc.).

□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□

�A
(10a) I criticised [John's throwing of the dice]<NP:O>
(10b) I criticised [John's throwing the dice]<Complement Clause:O>

The object argument of (10a) is a noun phrase with the nominalization 'throwing' as head,
whereas the object of (10b) is the complement clause 'John's throwing the dice'. There is
a difference in meaning, with (10b) stating that I criticised the fact that he threw the dice,
while (10a) states that I criticised the way in which he threw them.

�B
A THAT complement essentially refers to some activity or state as a single unit,
without any reference to its inherent constitution or time duration. In contrast,
an ING complement refers to an activity or state as extended in time, perhaps noting
the way in which it unfolds. Compare:

(17a) He thought that Mary would apply for the job
(17b) He thought of Mary('s) applying for the job

(17a) states an opinion that the application would be made, where (17b) may be taken
to relate to how she would go about it -- searching for pencil and paper, wondering
how to frame the letter, then buying a stamp.

□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□

These are excerpts from a certain grammatical book, each extracted from different pages.
In �@ and �A the author of the book seems to be saying that an ING complement clause
(here, a gerund) focuses on the 'fact' that sb does sth or that sth happens to sb,
while in �B his assertion appears to be that an ING complement clause (here, too, a gerund)
refers to the 'manner' in which sb does sth or in which sth happens to sb -- a contradiction.

Or this is not a contradiction at all, only due to my lack of understanding or my imbecility?

Would anyone give me a vital clue to this seemingly paradoxical (at least to me) conundrum?

repost and revision of >>689.

As long as I understand, "Either is OK" is synonymous to "both are OK".

When I say "either parent is an English speaker",
what will it be?
Does it mean "one of the parents is an English speaker"?
Or does it mean "both are English speakers?
Or does it mean "at least one of the parents is an English speaker"?
I used "either" to the effect that one parent is an English speake
and the other parent is not.
If I'm worng, what should I have said?

In japanese "either" corresponds to "どちらか一方".
When I translate "either will do" literally into Japanese word by word,
the translation will be "どちらか（一方）がよろしい", which
is to mean that the the one selection from two choices is permissible.
However "either will do" is actually "どちら でも よろしい", which
is similar to "both are O.K". My confusion comes from this kind of
aspect.

>>693
Thanks for the post. I found out that 4 parts of my transcrption are
wrong.

Xsummary that I wrote ??? chapter from
Osummary that I wrote [from this uhhh] chapter from
I listened to the mp3 again and again but I can't hear "from." F sound
should be distinguishable but I can't hear f sound at all. Odd...

Xto keep risky opinions and emotions set themselves
Oto keep risky opinions and emotions to themselves
Come to think of it, "keep----to ****" is kind of like a set phrase so
there's no reason the "set" comes in there. But the combination of s
in "emotions" and t in "to" sounded like "set" to me.

XSilence can extend (it?) to private life
OSilence can extend into private life as well
Ohhhh, that was "into"!!!

Xso I ****(pried??) left out some little details.
Oso I [probably] left out some little details.
Never imagined it was "probably." "bably" part, especially "b" sounds
are gone but I guess this can happen when you speak at a very fast spead.

Regarding the last part of the summary, you read "and is sometimes used as a copout by politicians."
but your typescript is "and is also used as a cop out by politicians. "
------
Anyway, it's great that you guys accesing 2ch from The US managed to
find a e proxy server that works. Captain Spicard ◆mOdChRomEs don't have to use
the proxy... Maybe only people who use Comcast as ISP have to use a proxy
server? I never imagined the "deserted image board" would serve as a place to
communicate to handle this problem. Thumbs up to Sparky this time. lol

http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1218442480/l50

Above is the best place to ask English questions.

>>725.
yes
you never know when you need it ^^

>>725
Whoops, you're right. It's not "from", I said "of". And yea, I guess I improvised
a bit when I read. Good catches though; I'll have to be more careful next time.

Major props to Sparky for his board. It was definitely a good backup until I found that proxy. For future reference, I just
googled for non-US proxies (i.e. "russian proxy" etc.)
Comcast is a huge ISP in the US, so it doesn't surprise me that Sparky and I were both taken out by the ban.
米人 and Captain Spicard, if you don't mind me asking, who are your ISPs?

I'll take a look at all those grammar questions above me in a bit.

>>728
242 12/28 15:58 ID:93TkxtTE 米人 btw, if yo. c-***-***-***-***.hsd1.ma.comcast.net

strait from the management panel in yotsuba channeru
[edited out the ip address for privacy and respect]
the image board record's your host and your ip

>>729
hello 電気

in Bar Giko

>>726
Thanks.
I'll move to that thread.

>>688 did a good job, too, to let us know what's going on.

I access from Japan but I'm also banned to post. This is a coincidence ?

>>733
If you're banned, how can you access now?
You are posting with cellphone or using a proxy server?

Maybe a spammer who use the same ISP as you are banned from 2ch and
you're forced to be banned, too. That happens sometimes. From my own experience,
2ch allowed me to access again in a week or so.

As for the banned ISPs in the US, comcast.net, dyn.optonline.net, res.rr.com are
completely blocked due to a recurring spammer on the anime and comic boards,
and it seems to be still going on.
Apparently, this mass blockage method is not working very well.

>>735
Thanks for the information.
Is there a thread or something where banned ISPs are shown?

What do you mean by "not working very well"?
You mean some spammers can find loopholes to access 2ch or or even
non-spammers are banned?

Why do they spam on those boards? They just do it for the fun of it?

>>736
I got some information about the foreign banned ISPs and related links for
the spammer here.
http://sports2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/operatex/1209695315/

I didn't get detailed info but looks like the spamming has been going on
since Christmas involving a huge number of proxies and seemingly still
spamming. So yeah, 2ch banned those whole IPS users but haven't stopped
the spammer yet, I guess. And I have no idea why, it looks like script spamming.

>>737
Thanks for the link.
The thread is full of posters who are banned and asking 2ch to lift
the ban. I wonder if there's effective ways in which everyboidy is happy.

robotinmaizuru

seem not to make any posts to progress. It's probably Americans is blocked again I guess.

>>740
learn2grammar.

>>741
A very productive post. I'm happy to see you give so much guidance
and constructive criticism to help the progress of others.

Anyone who understands Chinese, explain what is going on in this video.

Chinese Girl Gets Kicked, Then Forced to Strip by her Classmates
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1be_1228655975

>>743

That's horrible... I wonder what kind of life those kids live to think that
that kind of behavior is OK.

This thread is very interesting. I want to improve my writing skill.
So Im coming back here again. See you !

>743
I believe this article explains about it:
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/07/13/girls-preside-over-classmate%E2%80%99s-gang-violation/

test

>>746
Is it just me, or does the site also look a little immoral?

Ok, looks like I'm back in action.

thats a shame

>>749
What do you mean?
You don't have to use a proxy serve anymore?

>>751
No. Sparky, 米人, and I discovered this morning that our proxy was blocked, so we had to find a new one.
http://4chan.b33r.net/sparky4/+4/4/

Finally I watched the half of the last year's kohaku utagassenn.
I watched mesmerizing korean star BOA!
She was kind of off-key! Was he nervous? lol

Hey, korean spammer, come on this thread!
Is he banned? Discuss proxy-server in sparky's site.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSJnXyiEx4&feature=related
This is BOA. New Janet Jackson from Korea!
I'm not a spokesman of korean government. But I volunteered to
introduce her in place of korean spammer here.
My effort will likely to be in vain because all of Americans here have been
absorbed in BOA already.

I heard cannibalism is a long tradition of korea. So I "eat you up"
sounds pretty fitting and dignified.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSJnXyiEx4&feature=related
Look at the white guy on the left.
Korean here said white girls are into K boys. It is world wide trend.
But I found k girls infatuate white boys too!

>>753
He died of eating too much Kimuti.

>>723
I'm not a native speaker and I bet you are a more advanced
English learner.
But let me say "~ing" seems to have some relation with Ohnishi sensei's
theory of わしゃわしゃ, live and vivid feelings.

(17b) He thought of Mary('s) applying for the job
This one and the explanation was convincing. But I'm not sure of all
example sentences though.

By the way, where did you learn word like imbecility?
You sound like shakespeare. I only knew his name and cinema version
of his work though.

http://judicial-inc.biz/e.eric.gielbe.htm
I searched imbecility on google image and found this site.
He must be a very intelligent man.

I want to hear アメリカ人's voice.
I failed to save. The file was already dead.

How is this?

This is getting ridiculous. We're running from server to server,
trying to stay one step ahead of the 2ch admins. And we haven't
done anything wrong. Grrrr.....
Anyways, thank you Sparky for your valuable site. And thank you
アメリカ人さん　for all of your hard work.
I spent over 15 minutes trying to compose an answer to >>723.
I'll try to recreate it now.

A: I don't know this. What time were you here last?
B: I was here on December 28th.
A: Oh, you were here two days ago. I see.

The above is quite natural for both me and natives, isn't it?

Is it just Americans who are affected by these bans or are there other countries as well?

>>762
>both me and natives

r u a racist or something?

>>763
All's fine here...

>>759
I uploaded it again, here ya go:
http://download386.mediafire.com/jy04xmznmtlg/actx3jlg3mw/summary.mp3
>>761
Seriously. Before I post anything now I do a ctrl-a, ctrl-c to copy the whole message as a precaution.
>>762
"I don't know this." sounds a bit awkward. What is the context?
>>763
A few US ISPs were banned, once of which was Comcast (which 3 of us have sadly).

>>722 and >>723
In the first two example sentences (the singing of "Salty Dog" and the throwing of dice),
please notice that the names can be replaced by the article "the" and
the sentences still make sense.
I admired the singing of "Salty Dog" in church.
I criticised the throwing of the dice.
In both of these cases, "singing" and "throwing" are simple gerunds, or a present participle
form of the verb functioning as a noun.
But the -ing form has a different function in the second sentence of both sets--it denotes
the action or process in a gerund phrase (or complement clause). The subjects of the
clauses are Mary and John, and in this type of construction, they would be in a possessive form.
So you can't say "I admired the singing "Salty Dog" in church."; singing is not being used as a noun.
All right, so turning our attention to the problematic second sentence of
the third set, "He thought of Mary's applying for the job", here we have another gerund phrase, where
Mary is the subject and "applying" denotes the action she is taking. This sentence is similar in structure
to the second sentence in sets 1 and 2.
You can't say "I thought of the applying for the job." because "applying" is not being
used as a noun.
Here is a nice little site that tells you more than you would want to know
about complement clauses in English:
https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/k-lee7/www/kesl/gram/comp_clauses2.pdf

I hope that clears up the confusion. Or maybe I just made it worse.

>>762
When were you here last?
is how I would say sentence #1.
The other sentences are fine.
By "natives", I assume you mean "native speakers".

All of this grammar is giving me a headache.

>>746
>>748
"Loli Schoolgirl Sumo Panchira
Not something you see everyday? Obviously female, obviously loli, obviously wrestling and wearing bloomers to cap things off... ... [More]"
IT IS immoral!!!!

>>743
if i was there with my pimp cane!
I WHOULD BEET THE SHIT OUT THEM!
IM A BLACK BELT IN TAE KWAN DO

KEKEKEKE

>>724
Somebody, answer my question, please.

Natives must sound like locals.

Native is a word [ which Japanese use [ to mean a person [ who speaks the language [ talked about ] ] ],
[ while it means an American Indian to Americans ].

isn't it?

To be more precise,
native (american) and indegenous people among locals there.

>>773
Just admit you are mistaken.

http://download386.mediafire.com/jy04xmznmtlg/actx3jlg3mw/summary.mp3
For some reason I can't play it on media player, real player
and every player I have.
Is it apple player oriented?

>>724
I'd take it to mean something like, "One or the other parent is an English speaker (but not necessarily both)."
That Japanese is confusing, but you're right that the two phrases are synonymous.
>>777
That's strange. It's just an mp3 file... I use iTunes but that really shouldn't matter.
Try this: http://home.comcast.net/~gigabutt/summary.mp3

>>724
If you say "either one is fine with me", it means that you don't care which
one you get, and may be a little dismissive (just give me one, doesn't matter which).
But if you say "both of them fine with me", it means that the two of them are
equally good. It's a little more positive.

I wouldn't say "Either parent is an English speaker." If I knew for sure that one of the parents
spoke English (but wasn't sure about the other parent), I would say "At least one of his parents is an English
speaker." If I knew that only one of his parents spoke English and the other one didn't, then I would
say "[Only] one of his parents speaks English." (the word "only" is optional).
I would say "Both of his parents are English speakers." if I knew for sure that the two parents each spoke English.

Anyways, if we're talking about イギリス人さん、I'm pretty sure that both
of his parents speak English, but with regional differences, since one of them is Canadian.

In any case, I think that it is hard to translate directly word-to-word from Japanese to English without
losing some of the meaning. It seems that there is an art to it.

>>778
Thank you. Probably a download soft acted up
automatically and the file was saved through the
program. then the download soft could not save the file properly.
http://download386.mediafire.com/jy04xmznmtlg/actx3jlg3mw/summary.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~gigabutt/summary.mp3
It goes the same.
I can't right click and save nor open this file.

Anyway. I successfully saved the file from this link through
a program soft. Thank you.
http://home.comcast.net/~gigabutt/summary.mp3

White girls say they love Korean guys because Korean physical features are to their taste,
They seem to think they want to find a Korean date no matter how much price they pay like visiting Korea and staying there until they find one.
What drives them to go overboard like that? It's because they know it's worth it.
White girls see a lot in Korean guys - Korean guys look gorgeous, sexy, and hot. Moreover, they are kind and smart, and self-confident and determined.
No wonder white girls are attracted to Korean guys.
I'm really proud of it. :)

ah, "download soft". every software consists of programming,
so my word was redundant and meaningless.

>>782
I envy you. I want to destroy everthing korean!
weeping... grudge grudge.
I wish I had been born Korean!

Then how about white boys on K girls case?

I are corea kekeke!!

But srsly, corea is a cool guy and he doesn't afraid of anything!

fo' real homies

and by the way kingdom for 秘密の技 on 常用漢字 lolololol orz

>>784
Poor guy. No matter how hard you try, there's not even the slimest chance for you to find a white girl who are interested in you
since you aren't Korean. I feel really sorry for you. Plus, you couldn't destory Korean things no matter what you do since you're incapable.
Korean guys are far more masculine, physically and mentally trained, and the most educated and smartest in the world. No one would hold their own against us.
Even if you try to get one step between Korean guys and white girls, you'll get beaten up.
White girls love Korean guys a lot.
I'm proud of it.

>>779
I appreciate your kindness. Thank you very much.
I wanted to describe the case based on the assumption on which one parenet is an English
speaker and the other is not. And it's not based on a specific case.
It's intended for more general case.
Like
"If either parent is an English speaker, his or her child gets a
good chance to master English". It may not be correct. But
My intention is as previously said.

http://www.city.nagoya.jp/global/en/nagoyanews/200605/nagoya00051696.html
I found a site which includes phrase "either parent***". This is a
japanese municipal site but it must be proofread by native speaker.]

Either parent deceased
- Either parent is missing
- Either parent deserts the child one year or longer.
- Either parent is incarcerated under law one year or longer.
- Father is not recognized. (Birth not by marriage)
- Either parent is severely disabled
-----------------------------------------------
These must be based on the assumption that the other parent is "something" case
regardless of which sex. These can include both sexes, but seem to
be refering specifically to one man or woman.
If these are permissible, won't "either parent is an English Speaker" be
permissible? must be unnatural and awkward and unused, but can it be understandable and gramatically
correct?

>>787
Then I'll bring russian skinheads.

イギリス人 must be interested in k boy.
Park Ji-Sung is quite famous and popular in the UK.
I'm not joking.
Since Korean here is American and not a soccer person, he doesn't know his own race success
in the UK soccer scene.
I didn't want to let his name known in this thread.
Cos It was obvious every white girl and woman would jump on Park immediately. I wanted to
monopolize park..

>>789
I don't get it. Russian skinheads for what?

>>791
Russian skinheads are strong and they won't allow
white girls to date with gooks.

>>792
Don't make me laugh.
White girls choose Korean guys because Korean guys are mentally strong and amazingly smart
as well as their physical strength. You know what I mean?

>>792
You're obviously Japanese. I can tell from your English learned from texbooks.

>>793
You speak good textbook English.
Good Job!

>>793
I understand. But strong russian skinheads try to break in koreans and
white girls and make them split by force.
How would you korean guys do?

>>794
What? I was not even pretending to be American or whatsoever.

I think I'm off. Lunch time! I'll be back soon.

Eh? Are you in Japan-time zone? Mr.perfect?
Yes, korea is in the same time zone too though.
I heard some silly korean politicians felt uncomfortable with
sharing the time zone and tried to move time zone one minute back and
forth...

>>793
I know korean's mentally storong so that always smelling stinky Kimuti.
And you smell like stinky Kimuti too.
You are trash of this thread.

>>798 Asta La Vista, Baby!

mentally strong sometimes mean mentally ill.
In a way mentally ill person is invincuble. Nobody can stop his
delusion and shameless acts.

>>798
You Korean run away like a dog kike you.
By the way, I'v heard that Korean eat a dog.
Korea have the lowest kind of culture all over the world.
I just want to say to Korean is don't eat a dog.

Dog is best served beaten. It's the Corean way.

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White girls never like a men eating a dog.

Hey, I'm back. I'm full right now.

>>802
>mentally strong sometimes mean mentally ill.
I don't think so. What do you base your theory on? Can you give any established evidence to prove it?
Where Korean guys are concerned, there's nothing to do with mental illness that way.
Strong mentality comes with healthy mind.

White girls are enthusiastic when Korean guys are around, probably because they know being with a Korean guy makes them happy no matter what.
And the thought that white girls love Korean guys make us happy too. We love each other.
Korean guys and white girls are happy together. That's the unchangeable truth.
And yes, nobody can stop it as you say.

Then how about the case of russian skinheads attacking you all
to split the relationship?
Koreans are so coward and weak that they run away from
russian skinheads?

>>781
Glad you got it to work. I posted the transcript at >>693.

>>808
What are you talking about?
If there's any obstacle that's in our way, then the bonds between Korean guys and white girls will be strengthened.
Yes, we can get over it. That's what you need to know.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6FI8qYjLQ&feature=related
Russian skinheads shows by themselves race has little to do with intelligence or
russians are not white as they believe.
Anyway russian skinheads are brutal and merciless. looks stronger than
Koreans. How would you do?
I want to know how strong koreans are.

>>810
I understand.
You are beaten by russian skinheads miserably, then a white
girl friend come to hospital with a bunch of flower to
comfort you.
But YOU LOST. I'm disappointed....

>>811
I already answered your question. See >>810.
White girls love Korean guys. There's no chance nor room left for Russian guys.
Case closed.

>>752
>>761

I see. You were blocked again and now using another proxy server.
Hmm... There's a possibility that you may be blocked again sometime soon.
I wonder if there's a way to avoid being blocked again.
Maybe you will have to give up accessing to 2ch if all proxy servers
you find on the Net is blocked?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6FI8qYjLQ&feature=related
Watch after 2:30. How savage and merciless they are.
They won't allow any white girl to date with
koreans. I don't ethical . I just wanted to know how koreans could
protect white girls from the battle. Your tek won do? and braveness would be
useless in front of russian skin heads. I'm disappointed.
I wanted to hear a brave story from you.

>>812
You sound quite childish.
Physical strength shouldn't be used to beat weaklings - that's what undereducated morons do.
Like I said, Korean guys are highly educated. I don't see why you dwell on Russian guys.

>>757
I've learned the noun "imbecility" in an indirect way from George Orwell's 1984,
in which you can find the adjective "imbecile" at two locations.

I'm not an advanced learner at all.
'Intermediate' is the upper limit of all the compliments one can pay to my English skills.
(Preposition, Article and Tense are the Big Three of my grammatical weak points.)

But you use 'advanced' in the comparative construction, and hence it may not be implied
at all in your remark that I am an advanced learner in an absolute scale, in which case
what I said above has no significance whatever.

Anyway, thanks for responding to my question.


>>767
I posted a response to >>767 in "Hey Native speakers! Come and help us! Part 4".

>>813
What? Why do you escape from the battle? Why can't you say
defiant words to russians?
Russian guys may not take love from you. But russian skinheads
can take your life! That's disappointing. You are coward and weak.
You admited a defeat before the battle. I think white girls won't love
that chicken!

You haven't replied to me about your mentally-strong-sometimes-mean-mentally-ill theory.
What gives?

So you paradoxically make your English sentences intentionally wordy in hopes of
coming across as an intermidiate learner rather than an advanced one.
That's some twist you got there..

>>761
no problem ^^

>>816
You say russian skinheads are weaklings for you?
You always kept saying provocative, derogotory words to "Japs".
But when it comes to white barbaric people, you are just like sheep.

Let me know how you would use your strength and martial arts when
attacked. Carrying a white girl in arms and run away smoothly?
That's not bad.