【赤ちゃん】必死で英語で話そうとする【雑談】

・ロクに英語の読み書き出来なくても、とりあえずやってみよう。
・正しく美しい文章を目指すな。
・細かい文法は気にするな。何となく分かればおｋ。
・適当に単語並べる程度でもおｋ。
･　英語が分かる人は、優しくアドバイスをしてあげよう。(揚げ足取りなどはダメ)
・「必死で英語で話そうとするスレ」の姉妹スレ。本当に超初心者の人たちだけのスレです。上級者およびネイティブの参加は、指導する場合だけにしてください。

Hello! beginners, please write in Engrishu. sankyuu.

I am baby, thanks.

>>1
Thnk you very much.
>>3
I　am baby,too.宜しくですｗ

よろちくでちゅ

よろしくでちゅ。my name is Ponyo. My boy friend's name is Sousuke.
We had nice dinner tonight. We had fish although I am a fish. (^^)

It's not terrible thing, you know?
Because I eat girl's body everyday, called NINGYO.

７is not a beginner. please go to another thread sank u.
Today I ate fried rice in the morning.

「よろしくでちゅ」What say to English?

>>6　Hi! Ponyo. I envy for you because you had a boyfriend.
But Are you a fish?

>>7 Are you a HENTAI Baby?

>>9
yoroshiku de chu is ....
nichu to meechu yu. maybe w

I not "had" boy friend I'm "Having" a boy friend. or I "have".
Sousuke's hair style is cute. Kariage. do you know? @_@?

Hello there.
How old are you?

>>11
Japanese don't say "Hello there". Japanese say "Hello. How are you?"
"fine thank you".

I'm 21.

Good morning!
How are you.
I'm fine.

>>10 Thank you! I'm envy ,because you "have" a boyfriend,isn't it?
Nichu to meechu yu .
Youre boyfriend's hair "Cute KARIAGE" I can't image it, sorry.

>>13 Hi! OH!you are very yong!

>Everyowe
Nice to meet you,too.

I'm reary age is 33 yeares old (汗）.
but spiritual age and English understanding age is mayby 1-3 yares old.
So I have an aidia.
If you can English sentence write this thread,with japanese sentence write please.
so I can more understand and responce more easy and sumouz(スムーズ？）and I can larning many words.

How about you,everyone?

英語の文章と一緒に日本語訳も書いていただけると、すぐ理解できますし、すぐにレスしやすくなり、勉強にもなり、私的には大変ありがたいと思うのですが、
皆さんはどう思いますか？

>>14
わざとらしいまちがい。また、あいつか。

This was one last thread I could visit but he ruined again.

>>10と>>14は同一人物だろ。

かりあげを知らないのは日本人ではないだろう。
I think 14 is not a Japanese because he doesn't know
Kariage. w

Kariage is something like karaage

私は14ですが、>>10さん　とは別です。
I am 14,I am not 10.

>>15
私はスレタイの通り必死で英語文にしているので間違いだらけだと思います。
Ｉ try make English sentence do my best,so I think my English sentence is many mistake,sorry.

間違っているなら、正しい文章を教えていただけると嬉しいです。
Please teach me right sentence.

ちなみに私は女です。
By the way,i am a woman.

刈り上げは知っていますが、キュートな刈り上げはどんなのかなぁとイメージが湧かないと言いたかっただけです。
"まことちゃん"　てことでいいですかね。

>>14
Ahhh...then you must be Japanese.
Nice to meet you! こんにちわ！
本当に３３歳女性でこの英語板に来たんですか？
そういう人って珍しいですね。
Sousuke's Kariage is very cute.

ttp://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=soghXmUd9CM&feature=related

The boy in yellow T-shirt is Sousuke. I still can't believe you
really wrote those sentences. I'm really age is 33 years old-->My real age is 33.
So I have an idea.<--これって英語知ってる人がよく言うせりふだと思うけど。
But anyway, Sousuke is a very cute and peaceful boy who loves Ponyo and protects her from
lots of harmful things.

lots of.<--これって英語知ってる人がよく言うせりふだと思うけど。

＞japanese sentence write please
日本語がsov型だからって、こう書くか普通？　あと変なスペルミス多すぎｗ
まあおもしろいからいいんだけどｗ

特にこれ　nichu to meechu yu. maybe は可愛かったｗ

Go other sread!!

Kariage boy is very nice and gentleman. Today's raining so I am going
to stay with Kariage boy whole day! ^^

Oh…
I understanding at last.
Ponyo meanes be "GAKENO UENO PONYO".
To my shame,I have slow wits.
I useing to electronic dictionary for Today.
I thinking It can't be helped to start learning English very late.
But I get to English absolutely.
So I never give up!
Even if my age is 33.

>>25
顔うｐプリーズ

Oh!
English is so difficult!

Would you mind if I closed the window?
今日はじめてwould you mind if I の次は単純過去だって知ったｗ
こういう、当たり前のことを知らなかった自分が恥ずかしいけど、
みんなはどう？周りのひとが（おそらく）みんな知ってることを
知らなかったことがわかったときって恥ずかしいけど、ちょっと
あ〜よかったって、ホッとすることない？

would you mind if I can take a picture of yours?なんて
言ってた。これでも通じてたから怖い。

でも、要は通じればいいんだけど。ｗ

ちょっとづつ修正できればいいよねｗ

>>25
Yes. Ponyo is a girl and she is a half fish. It's ok
because you've never seen the movie. It was a really nice
film but anime. Even it was an anime, Miyazaki's films are
more than adult movies. He contains too many messages in it.
So to understand whole thing is hard. w

>>31
上級者は来ないでください

ごめん。もう来ないことにする。

OK

my bum is itchy.

can sum1 lend me a hand?

>>31>>32
Why？
Please come back here!
Come whenever you like,anybody.

31's sentence is simple sentence,so I can understand well.
And I think more better to there is sdvsnced people ,because I would like to learn good English sentence.

↑私は上級者の人もいても悪くないと思います。正しい英語文を教えて欲しいので。
　なんか、日本語もおかしくなってきた。

My brain is broken.
Take a rest for an instant.
See you.

Long good bye.

Hi!
How are you?
I'm fine.
What's doing today?
today's scadule is nothing.
Maybe eating,watching TV,sleeping,eating,and sleep.
And finishing today.

>>38
Are you NEET?

Holiday now.
But my life is look like NEET in holiday.
I like indoor life.
Summer is Hot,and winter is cold.
If i have lot of maney,I hope NEET life.
>>39
Are you NEET?

My life style is like that of NEET.

I have suffered from a mental illness for ages.
It prevented me from speaking with ordinary people so that I lost more and more my confidence.
The disease is referred to as ''taijin-kyoufushou.''
But ordinary people's recognitions toward it are still full of prejudice.
Although I have been doing a part time job (cleaning in building) in early morning everyday, some people regard me as same as NEET.
From their view points, those who don't work or can't like them are the same categorry. It makes me feel very very very sad.
If I hadn't suffered from this illness, I would have worked like ordinary people...

If there are people like me around you, don't make fun of them and treat as softly as you can.

長い

>>43
To your regret, you can't interpret No.42's sentences, can you?

Are you the person who hoped to make this thread.

It's rainy today.

It's me.
Next week is rainy week.

I am number45.
I am from Kawasaki.

sorry I am number 46.

I have a headache.
This symptom habitually occurs to me.

Drink too much, and you'll forget your headache.

I am already behind you.

A strong dollar is in our nation's interests.

Shimura, behind, behind!

Nobody.

Tsuyoshi Domoto will be 30 yrs old soon.

I am 25 years oldo

痔汚巣のマネージャーのマンコ臭い。

I don't get it !!!
Plese give me a hand if you trying to the telephon lesson for me.
こう、いいたいことが伝わったらいいのに　まじで。

hello everyone! the baby learners!

I give you one lesson.
こっちのほうがいいというとき、こんな言い方するよ。

I would RATHER go to a movie tonight than study grammar.

じゃ質問するね。
Do you want to go to the visual kei band's concert tonight?

答えてね、
Not really, I........これに続いて。if you want to do this practice,
pls join, if you don't want to join, just ignore. thanks. w

>>60
キチガイ

>>60
OK, I would like to participate in it.
Hoever, I don't know the meaning of “Not really”.
Please teach it to me.

>>62
OK sure. Not really means...あんまり。っていうのがnot really の意味です。
あまり行きたくない。それに続いて、I would rather で答えてください。ｗ

>>63
I see.

Mr.A “I would rather stay home and watch TV than go to the concert.”

>>64
Oh great! thanks！

next question,
>what are you doing right now?

たとえばI'm studying grammar, but I would rather be eating miso ramen than studying grammar.

みそラーメンを食べたいけど、文法の勉強してる。今。
I would rather be eating Miso ramen than (be) studying grammar right now.

このwould rather + be + ingで今の残念ながらこれやってるの気持ち
あらわして。ｗ

OK.
Um.. I don't come up with good example..

A: I would rather be doing video game than solving this difficult problem right now.

why you can speak english very smooth.
i want to become talking other country people too.
how do you learn english?
i want to know!!!!

俺の英語力何点だこの野郎
理解できるレベル？理解不能？

>>67
Your English is pretty understandable.
You should be more confident in yourself!
I advise you to speak and write English on the daily basis.
The more you practice, the better you'll be!!

>>68
wow! thank you for your kind res.
i go for it.
when meet you next time, i will complete talking english. hahaha

>>66
That's great! But the problem was that difficult?

ok next question

私はこっちのほうがすきです。
>I would rather be lying on a beach in Hawaii than sitting in class right now.
How about you?

>>70
It's better than playing a video game in the house!

For young men, however, playing with blond girls wearing bikini in Hawaii may be more interesting
than lying on a beach.

>>71
I know what you mean. lol but you know, this is a practice of
using the word "rather". so...

I would rather be playing with blond girls wearing bikini in Hawaii
than lying on a beach?

赤ちゃんにしては難しすぎる。
OK let's get back to baby level.

Next question is...

What do you do every morning?
これは毎日の習慣について。
たとえば
A: I take a bus to school.

What did you do last night?
これは昨日の夜したことについて
A: I watched news on TV and learned that Koike Mariko is one of
the succcessors of Fukuda.
この二つの質問に答えれ。

>>72
Sorry.

>>73
Every morning, I always confirm my exsitense. 赤ちゃんじゃないねｗ

What did you do last night ?
→ I went to “Yoshinoya” and ate “gyu-don”.　It's yummy.

>>74
That's ok, do as you like. ^^

you confirm your existence? such as? つねったりして？
hum...lol

ok next.

is と　being の違い。

Yoko is sick today.
これは普通に病気だってこと。

Yoko is being very quiet today. I wonder if anytihng is wrong.
これは一時的に静かで、いったいどうしたんだろう、って言ってる。
そういう一時的な様子を言うときは、Yoko is quiet todayよりも
Yoko is being quietのほうがいい。
それじゃ、何かこの二つの違いを踏まえて言ってみれ。again, if you want to,
pls join and if you don't want to, just ignore.

>>75
OK. I understand.

My dog is being barking today. 　I'm worrying about him.

maybe, I made a mistake...

My dog is being calm. It is unusual of him.

This sentense is probably correct.

またおまえか。

>>78
Go to hell,asshole!!

Hi,all.
How's everything goin'?

I had a "korokke" for my dinner.
What are native speaker say it in English?

I've nevaer eaten it so that I don't know that.

>>70
>私はこっちのほうがすきです。
>I would rather be lying on a beach in Hawaii than sitting in class right now.
How about you?

I will try in past tense.

I saw an AV video last night and the AV actress looked very old, skinny and ugly.
I wonder what age she was but to my surprise, she was only 18. She looked like over 30.
I would rather have watched another TV program than have watched an AV video.

Oh poor thing.
You'd better pay to me, so you can get wonderful video.

>>83
OH! you'll show me a better actress's porn?
I hope she looks like 18. one I saw looked very old
even though she looked like too little last year. Now she is
like An old woman.lol

should, ought to, had better の違い。

should とought to は大体同じ。こうしたほうがいい、という強い勧め。
had better はそれよりも強い。

では、ひとつの文を書くのでそれに対して、こうしたほうがいいよ、
と言って見てください。

たとえば、
Opss! I spilled coffee on my shirt!
A: You'd better run it under hot water before the stain sets.
じゃ、何か続けて書いてみてください。そして、また次の人に問題出して。
well, if you want.

The shoes I bought last week ......
A: oh? you ought to....

何がいいたいのかわかりません

多分、次の人が答えれスレみたいなもんじゃない？

what are you wearing today?

I'm wearing Jeans and a white T^-shirt today.
What is the name of the movie you have seen recently?
なんて書いて、それに対して答える。
この場合は練習に、should, ought to, had betterを使おうといってる。

The shoes I bought last week were small.
Oh? you ought to change them to the bigger size. とかって言うんじゃないかな？

↑
笑える。ここに来る人たちの興味あること？
殺人事件、アンプを持ち歩く、ウォーキング、
気象、外国債券。

>>85
>>87
同一人物

>>89
so what?
revive this thread is only important.

ばぶばぶ、let's speak in Englishでちゅ。

Please answer to my くえっちょん　でちゅ。おｋ？

Did you have a good day today? babu babu

>>85
>>87
>>90
>>91
涙目ｗｗ

うるちゃい

え、どうすればいいんでしょうか。

ばぶばぶ。I am Japanese. 普通に自己紹介するときはI am a Japanese って言わない。

それで、どうすればいいんでしょうか。

とにかくなんか英語で書かばいいだけ、それに対して
誰かが答える。

Go ahead.

>>97
I'm interested in you personaly.

>>99
I'm interested in your personality too. But
how would anonymous people describe ourselves.
I am kind and I am Otaku. But everybody's the same.

>>100
There is nothing to worry about,
because everybody here will never be identified by someone here.

You are otaku? How old are you?

172cm 105kg 23yrs

huh? you need to go on a diet.

I'm also otaku.
173cm 61kg 37years old.

>>104
You are older than I thought you would be...(I don't know you though lol)
or is it 2channeler's average age? lol

>>105
I introdude you an interesting article.
It says a large number of people at the age from 30 to 50 use
such famous websites include 2ch.
http://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/0809/01/news040.html

I am Otaku, 162cm 90 63 87 D cup, cute face
crazy personality, good at cooking, soft voice, can make more than
10manYen a day by FX, but hard to deal with. Thanks

>>106
thanks for your information. That's suprising!

You have a MANKO, huh?
I don't need you.

Why not ECC?

I found it really great that Firefox tell us our spelling errors
when you write something on a textbox with the browser.
I'm always confusing 'canceled' with 'cancelled', or something like that.
I wish it also told us things that are like
when you use the word 'confuse', you should use it with 'with,' not 'to,'
when you use the word 'wish', you should write 'told,' not 'tell.'

Hello,>>1
Could I possibly ask a favor of you?
I'd like you to create 必死で英語で話そうとするスレ part3 becasue I don't know how to build it.
If you build it for me, I'll do anything for you.

My sentences have too many "I 〜" or "You 〜"
when I write something.
This may be great advice for me.
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1127818351/n612

bump :)

I have wanted to 'bump' because I have learned the word resently.

Good evening.How are you doing?

>>114
Good morning,Mr 名無し.

I got a phone call and Mr.Longvalley was absent.

I sharp got the gripes on the way to the condo.

I've been dying to masturbate from a little while ago.
I'm going to stop studing now, and I'm about to spend night time on the masturbation.
How should I masturbate? And Whom will I make as a onapet tonight?
I decided it to Sekimori Hinowa.

"sorry but I don't like boundless man.."

nice to meet you
I want to be person can speak and listen to english

>>120
Nice to meet you.
I want to be such a person,too.
I suppose,first of all,I myself should remove the hesitation to talk with someone in English.

>>120
Nice to meet you! I want to be multilingual of Japamese, English, German and Rus.
I agree with >>121. Let's talk witn many people in English.
BTW, what kind of English do you use? I usually use British English. ...Using British, I could not answer the linstening test well (+_+)

Although I try to master American English, I actually like British English better.
Because the latter sounds more graceful to me than the former pronunciation-wise.

>>122
Why do you want to be a multilingual?
Are you a traveler like Hidetoshi Nakata traveling around the world to search a blue bird.

thank you for message
i think evreyone talk with someone using english
how can i speak forein contry pepole in einglish ?

Go to Shin-Okubo,

>>126
Do Korean in shin-okuboi speak in English?
If not, I don't want to go there.
Because the place is full of Korean.

If they speak Korean,
you might think it's English.

Korean is Korean.
That's enough.

I missed the phone call.

I called it back.

If you need it, call me and tell me the way you're a Korean.

I don't want to talk about Korean.
Stop right now!
If you don't, I will kimchi you.

Please kimchi me!

what's the meaning of "kimchi"?

>>135
Don't you know, moron?
Kimchi is one of Korea's most popular dishes.
"kimchi you" is also used as a phrase to mean "force you to live in Korea"
How awful it is!

>>136
what a horror you say
Korean are the last people I want to make frends with.

>>137
Those who blame Korean are called "net uyoku" in Japan.
I'm glad to be called like that.
Because I don't like Korean like you.

I know the word.
it is used to be seen in 2ch.
when someone criticized korean(or korea itself) more or less,
another person makea false charge against him with the word"net-uyoku".
Then,I didn't know yet it was the work of Asahi..

Stop talking about Korean!
Or I will kimchi you!

I make a original word"kimutinese",which means some korean
who try to curry chinese favor.

I visit 2ch after a long separation.
I didn't feel like even going out
since my pet named Ichiko was gone a month ago.

何でスレタイに赤ちゃんって言葉が入ってるんだ？

fuck

shit on my face

★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆あ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆し☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★た★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆は☆あ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★め★☆★☆★☆★だ★☆★☆★☆yo☆★☆

My umbrella that I bought last week broke down.
I simply know that it's because it was from 100-kin.

fuck 99sh〇p
it's easily break

My house is filled with umbrellas which I bought.

Speaking of the umbrella, I love Albert Wesker and I don't care if he isn't a human or not.

>>150
me toooo!!!
he is so cool! I love him all the more for his being villain!

★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆あ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆め☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★や★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ん☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★だ★☆★☆★☆★な★☆★☆★☆！☆★☆

>>152
Get the hell out of here, fucking idiot!

Don't say such harsh stuff. Let's be nice.

I'm always nice and friendly to others because I want them to be nice and friendly to me.

I raised Obama.

>>156
What do you mean by that?
I once read a newspaper article, which said that there was a so-called wordsmith behind Obama's
success. Is that you?

YES WE CAN!
We can speak English as fluently as
native speakers do in future!

You have no future.

No we can't
We'll never be able to speak English as fluently as native speakers in the future
no matter how hard we study it.
I think that being a native speaker of a language can be compared to being an iceberg.
Have you ever seen icebergs before? Some of which, seen from above sea level, look very small but
actually they are not.

158 will be able to be like NOCCHI al least.

YES, WE CAN!

>>161
How dare you!
NOCCHI is the bravest of the brave I have ever known.
He is in a different class to everyone else.

He's gone.
Don't you hear the latest news on TV?

I'm 156cm.

>>165
Hello hyde.
How have you been ?

>>164
I have not watched TV recently except for CS channels.
Because recent TV programs are filled with many idiots from yoshimoto and soka gakkai.
I often check 2ch but I don't know nocchi was dead.
Are you kidding?

By the way, could it be that NOCCHI is a member of soka gakkai?

I thought you guys were talking about the girl from Perfume but looks like it's not correct.

>>168
I am talking about the man who talked to president OBAMA.
のっち isn't ノッチ.
Do you understand?

Why does Soka-Gakkai continue to grow up?
I knew it had been recognized cult group.

Have you ever gone abroad?
I want to go to Nepal.
But I hear that maoists caused havoc in Nepal.
Does anyone know recent situation of Nepal?

I guess most of people on this thread have visited abroad.
Even if they haven't, they'd be interested in English at least because they really are here.

Please tell her to give me a call herself =(

まちくたびれたぁ〜〜　をえいごにして〜〜

fuck

Kusanagi finaly went mad.

What's wrong with being naked?
SHINGO!SHINGO!

Yes! Kusanagi did nothing wrong!
Kusanagi is freeeeee!!!!

Kusanagi is innocent. I hope Nakai or Kimura will be arrested, not Kusanagi.

Kusanagi will disappear from TV...

>>180
I agree. Coz Jonny's is very strict. They will make him confined in the house
or fire him. But he'll be able to make people laugh by remembering this matter
as a joke, under the nickname of Zenra Otoko Kusanagi. lol I wonder if he'll be
that tough.

I think that compared to Goro's case, his behavior was not so worse as the media or
some people criticized him severely.
If he were not a famous TV personality, who cared about such an incident.

I feel sorry for him.

>>174
I'm sick and tired of waiting.

I think kusanagi was bored to be treated as a good guy.
He changed his character and will become next Egashira.

I've never seen stupid guy like Ega-chan.

みんな　なにいってるんですかぁ？
わかりませーん。。。I'm baby!

Gokuraku Yamamoto seems indifferent to the way back to delight stage.

Have he retired?

I heard him work at gay video shop.

>>190
Did Kusanagi already find his new job?

Not Kusanagi.

”なんか　すごーく　きになるぅ！”
をえいごにしてください。

>>193
fuck off, moron.

SO I HERD YOU GUYS ARE LERNIN ENGLISH

Anyways, ask a native speaker about english.

Kusanagi is a worthless douche.
I hope he choke on his own feces and die.

Wait... who is Kusanagi?

Kusanagi is a perverted creep who loves to get naked
in the public place. He is also mentally retarded to
the point of being in love with dog-eating Korean creeps.

It's a good thing the world isn't run by people like you. :D

>>200
Who the hell are you talking to?

You, no wonder 2ch is called the Japanese Stormfront.

WHAT A MORON!

>>202
I have a friend from Yunnan China who was attacked by some
Korean thugs when he was staying at his relative's house
in Yokohama. He was temporarily blinded in one eye and deeply
scarred on his face as the result of the attack.
I also have other friend who almost got raped by some Korean
student at a univ in Kyoto.

I have no patience for deranged korean thugs.
And What's that got to do with stormfront?
The funny thing is that You don't even know my nationality or
ethnicity, You obviously have no clue what the fuck you are
talking about.

Maybe that's why people call you a douche behind your back.
So why don't you get lost douchebag

From the contents of your post, it's obvious who you are!
You must be a member of so-called a Chinese mafia group named Snakehead, which is notorious for its
human trafficking and drug smuggling in Japan.
I don't know at all about undergroud community in Yokohama.
But You friend must have been defeated in territorial conflict against Koreans.
Is my guess right?

My Korean friend lining in Japan dislike Korean living in Korea.

I don't like people who talk about Korean and Koreanthemselves.
I think this thread is for amateur English-learners not for Korean-junkies.
If you want to talk about Korean in this thread any more, I will kimchi you.

You had better go to this thread and talk about Korean as you like.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 130
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1240195384/

You shoul eat more kimchi.

May I kimchi me?

Why do you like korean so much?
I don't like Korean because they are Korean.
I'm disgusted with Korean, tired of Korean, fed up with Korean, messed up with Korean and irritated with Korean.
I'm tired of being tired!
Fuck you, moron!

Fuck me if you're a cute chubby guy or a wild fut guy.

Do you love the man like HIBIKI?

I heard Hibiki's smell was too bad.

I was prohibited from writing in 2ch because my itnernet provider was restricted by 2ch operators.

Remember, you had done anything terrible in 2ch.

>>215
I had only written something bad about Korean.
That's all.

I thought that you done was teribble.

I have sociophobia.

I have a penis like you.

I am infected with swine flu.

>>220
Please let us know where you live so that we can run away from you!

>>221
None of your business.
FOAD.

this スレッド isn`t few notes,
another スレッド.「chat in engrish」 is difficurt to me,so let`s galvanize!
well I will challeng toeic tommorou.good night.

Ｏｈ、ｇｒｅａｔ　ｔｈｒｅａｄ，　Ｉ　ｆｏｕｎｄｅｄ！
Ｙｏｕ　ｂｉｇ　ｉｎｎｅｒ　Ｉ　ｂｉｇ　ｉｎｎｅｒ，
ｔｈｅｒｅｆｏｒｅ　ｇｒｅａｔ　ＳＥＸ！！

I have a pole and two balls in my body center.
I don't have a hole and two mountains in my body.

>>225
You have an asshole.
Do you understand, asshole?

Anybody here?
Hello!

What a good thread!
I have never noticed this thread.

>>228
Good to see you.

how do you learn english everyday？
i study to add to my vocabulary,but i forget soon.

>>230
custome makes all things easy.

>>231
sorry　 ○custom　×custome

I watched the Movie on TV to "Speed" in English in yesterday night.
But I couldn't listned to English sound,like no sound Movie.

Don't mind it.
We're going to grow up everyday.

You're getting fatter and fatter.

You have to get rid of fat, don't you?

my fat gas gone yesterday.

long time no see!

narrow-minded people

I think you've musterbated everyday.

it's so annoying.

So terrible thing.

Hi, is there anybody here?

Then I said nullpointer exception.

noripy's child was found in tokyo

>>239
You,too

>>243
Oh！ P*** off. Noddy.

>>245
Yeah, I know that. Now the pressing matter is, where she is now and whether or not she's alive.

Some say she might have been under the influence when she was called up by her husband, and that's
why she needed to flee and hide for a while before it'd be ok if she was asked to take inspection or
something. Honestly, the fact that she as good as ran away makes me feel suspicious.
It'd be really horrible to think she'd be found dead somewhere in the forest of Yamanashi prefecture, but
she left her son to a friend sounds really foreboding. I wouldn't be surprised if the worst came, considering
what she did before disappering.

>>244
I've always wondered what nullpo means exactly and why we have to reply this "Gut" to
the poster.

Come to think of it, who did she leave her son to?
According to the breaking news I got on the net, the person is anonymous
and so I have no idea why he or she didn't report to the police soon after
Nori P had gone somewhere and couldn't be reached then. She must know something
about this incident.

I started the study of English. Because I am Michael Jackson's new fan.
He speak English. But I don't know English.
I want hear his talk.

English is very dificult.
I can't hear "to","the","that","will","I'll","can or can't"など

>>251
Michael Jackson is a thing of the past now.
If I'm not mistaken, he died from drug overdose.
And speaking of drug, Nori P's whereabouts are not known after her husband
got arrested for having drug on him. What a coincidence, isn't it?
Drug makes your life busted!

This thread is for beginners, isn't it?
Am I correct?
I'm not so bright.

Welcome! This thread is for retards as well.

>>254
Much obliged.
I'm not so bright.
but, I can talk to cats.

Do you have cats?
I'm going to talk to, whenever I hapen to meet alley cats.

>>256
No, I don't have cats.
The governor gives me some money every month.
But the amount is very small, so I can't afford to have cats.
I often go to the vacant lot near my house.
The place is grassy and there are many cats.

>>256
How can you get amount from the governor?
I'll do it like you did.

Cats drive me crazy.

When I was a child, there was an accident.
The accident killed my parents and I was in a coma.
Two weeks after I awoke and found that I wasn't able to speak and lost all memory I had had.
I didn't know what to do after that so I often went to the park near my aunt's home.
I sat on a bench, stared at sky, and looked around without thinking.
There were many cats and I kept watching those cats for a while.
Suddenly, someone talked to me in my head, literally in my head.
I didn't understand who talked to me.

you're kidding

I'm hornerd.

>>261
What are you talking about?

About XTC.

Does XTC mean sort of drug?

>>264
absolutly right!

Congratulations on the 1st anniversary.

>>266
I can't say anything except thank you.
Have a nice day!

Is today a nice day?
I cannot help crying.

>>268
Cry as much as you like.
So, you'll recover from your mental illness, moron.

I watched TV "Hotaru-no-haka".
That made me sentimental.

"Niichan", Setsuko said, was made me calm.

Lie down the florr and keep calm.

OK, Papa.

Hi,there.
I can't sleep.
Does anyone know a sleepy story?

I don't want to tell you the story. never.

What time is it now?

2 o' clock

I'm began to English study.
Because I need English skill until next year.

Why you need to get the skill?

It's not my fight.

>>279
I'm in the certain university,I belong group is participation for
certain international conference.
I have to speak at that conference. orz

Excuse for my waffle.

I'm sleepy.
My stomuch is full!
Because I was eat chocolate.

Huh?

Anat ahasor edemook onait ain odesh ouka ?

>>281
waffle, waffle,

>>282
Chocorates are high karoly, contain tremendous fat.
Eating until your stomuch full, you must get fat.
You have to start Jogging.
First, you should run 5 km in 1 hour.

I was studing Engrish at the university.


I wish it would lost chiristmas.

('A`)

fatman is lovely(^,^)
though women say lies like this,actually they prefer skinny man like
wolf which have iron mussle than pig.

don't be a pig,be a wolf

also i do training from now but don't reach to X'mas・・・

>>286
Oh, I love the song, "Last Christmas I gave my heart..."

>>287
You should say Santa Clouse "I want a wild man like Abe san."

"Man needs tough heart! You should do everything!"

Good morning.

"Morning"means a celemony held when someone dies.

Whenever Cutie Honey transforms, her clothes rip apart,
leaving her buck naked for a split second

Which do you like two type of honey, BEFORE transformed; has blond hair,
or AFTER transformed; has red hair ?

I wonder that schedule everyone for Chiristmas.

You don't have PROVARB.

No one write someting here ww
WAROSUwwwww

I think "lol" is better than "www" here.

By the way, my favorite is :p.
It's really cute, isn't it?