Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 114

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Chat in English! All topics are welcome! Especially unko.

Kilroy was here!

I'm playing Grandia2 now! It's really touching!!
Oh, by the way, do you know which console is better,
PS2, Dreamcast, or Gamecube?

I like ATRAI VCS.

Dreamcast sucked hard ass, and my memory serves me very well.

Is here any native speakers?

to natives,
about inversion;

a. *Out of this courtroom must walk a judge.
b. Out of that courtroom will walk a judge.
c. Sitting on the stump {?may_/*can_/*must} a great big toad.

Why are some sentences grammatical, and not others?
What nuances do you get from each sentences?

are u idiot？

>>7
I don't think a is ungrammatical. Strange, but not ungrammatical.
(I doubt a judge would ever be forced into walking out of a courtroom.)
In c, you're missing "be" before "a great big toad."

must = there's no question about it - it'll happen.
can = it's possible it'll happen.
may = it might happen, it might not. (alternately: it's allowed.)

Inversion isn't really used much in common speech. It's poetic.
For it to be grammatical, S V O C => C O V S. (S = subject, O = object,
V = verb, C = adverbial Clause.)

>>5
what do you mean by that?
At least, Dreamcast is better than PS1, N64, and probably
is match for Gamecube and PS2.

recent tv show such as big eater championship is popular amoung people
to be sure, their effort is to be admirable
but I can't watch it with ease because I cannot help worrying about their health

>>1
Why didn't you copy and paste the following?

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And Let's pray for the rehabilitation of the Internet-addicted
housewife.

Here is the place to have a blast!!!!!

Copy and paste the above should have been long lasting tradition!

>>10
Actually, the specs of Dreamcast stood out at the time of release, such as its 128bit
advanced archtecture, but turned out to be a multiprocessor made of four 32bit chips,
and there was no upgrade compatibility for Sega Saturn games, when you could play most of
PS1 games on PS2. On top of that, they released practically no killer games for it, though
Biohazard CODE: VERONICA still looks good to me.

People is sometimes kind.

VIPPERs apparently are going to find the people who were standing behind the camera
after the Akihabara murders.

VIPPERs are well respected by 2channelers in general?

no way

I for one am fascinated by what VIPPER talks about on VIP. If I could understand Japanese
News4VIP would be the first place I would go. VIPPERS words of wisdom are valuable.

Why are not vippers respected in 2ch?
I think you would get the reason sooooo well.

What's rediculous to me is some people categorize some 2channelers as
vippers as if vippers have unique characteristics on their own.
They are just random people who happened to read and post vip board.
No more no less.

On the same line, to call someone 2channelers are rediculous, too.
As if all 2chanellers had the same characteristics and they shared
same values or something. It's stupid to have such a sense of community.
I read 2ch and post in 2ch but never call myself a 2channeler.
I have no sense of a member of 2ch community or anything. I just post
and read in 2ch. That's all.

Dreamcast's system may be less complicated than PS2.
PCSX2 doesn't work on the comp unless your computer's
spec is quite high. On the other hand, DC works fine
for relatively low-spec computers.

>>14
I don't believe you!

Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra

10. "Viagra, The quicker dicker upper"

9. "Viagra, One-a-day, like iron"

8. "Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight"

7. "Viagra, Home of the whopper"

6. "Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em"

5. "Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"

4. "Viagra, Tastes great, more filling"

3. "Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing."

2. "Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to"

And the number 1 slogan being considered by Viagra:

1. "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"

ok,lets take a rest

hey!grubs up!

One in four adults in NYC has herpes, study finds

>>24

I'm glad I never have sex.

>>25
U may get it from a public toilet seat

PS2, Gamecube, Dreamcast, PS1, Nintendo64...
I somehow managed to get Gamecube to run on the computer,
but it's too slow to play games on! From what I learned,
PS2 is the most complicated among them, second is GC and then comes
DC and N64, and then PS1...

What console do you like best, by the way?

>>27
You mean emulators?
The PC, generally speaking, needs three times performance to run the emulators on than origins do so.

I like N64 the best.
"Custom-Robo" is the greatest software!

>>27
I don't really use emulators but my favorite console of last gen was the Xbox.

Black is power, you gotta remember that.

so white is what?

I'm looking for a native Japanese speaker to transcribe some lines of an episode of the Kirby anime.
Does anyone know where I could go to ask this?

My Japanese is good, but some lines just sound like "Kuraashaahsita" to me, no matter how many times I listen to them. I only need about 40 lines transcribed out of over 400.

Keep in mind I said transcribe, not translate. So the person doesn't need to know any English.

>>32
If you write your email address then I'll contact with you.

You just want a native speaker of Japanese to transcribe 40 lines right?
That doesn't sound hard. I think I can help you. I can listen to the
line on youtube or something? Anyway, I'll help you.

>>34

Alright.
[email protected]

Yeah, it's on youtube. E-mail me your youtube account name, and I'll e-mail you back the link.

>>35
I've just written to you.

>>36
Same.
But I still need your youtube account name.

>>37
I got back to you.

>>34 had to go to bed, so if anyone else wants to help me transcribe the lines, that'd be cool.

He reduced the number of lines I need to about 20. It should only take about 15 minutes.

Why don't you just link it here so I can take a look. That would make things a lot easier.

The video is private, and I can't change that from where I am. I have to allow the person to view it.
Tomorrow I can change that no problem, but for today it needs to stay a private video.

Though, since all of Japan is asleep, I'll probably have to wait until tomorrow regardless.

im here to help u out.
whats going on?

Cool.
If you really don't mind helping me out, e-mail me at [email protected] with your youtube account name. I'll e-mail you back the details. It shouldn't take too long for a native speaker, maybe 10 minutes if you're a fast typer.

i have got no youtube account! im not god at typing either.

>>44
I just emailed you.

I wish I could have sex one day.

Shall I get a prostitute? A good one?

No, get a bad one. *eyeroll*

I think >>46 disappeared.
I dunno, he hasn't responded at all in an hour.

>>49
I wouldn't mind taking a look at it, but I'm not Japanese. S'up to you if you'd rather just wait.

>>50
I'll wait another 2 hours or so, since I'm doing something else at the moment anyways. When I'm free I'll worry about it more.

>>51

a person has gone missing
shouldnt you be more worried? maybe he was kidnapped.

>>52
I just emailed you, actually. Mission complete.

Obviously, >>53 was answering >>51...

>>54 kill himself dick face
you are foolish people
Fuck JAP yellow asshole

Wow, you know how to scream like a little girl. I can just picture you running around like one too.

hey.foolish retard JAP
Mr KATO is so awesome
you are loser


well 56 cao go screw himself dumbass asshole

口火を切よう
The last movie I saw was Iron Man starring starring Robert Downey Junior. Have you seen any other movies that Robert Downey Junior has appeared in?

>>58
口火を切ろう is the right way of saying it, but I'm impressed with
you knowing such a phrase, on condition that you are non-Japanese.

Last movie I saw was Phone booth starred by Colin pharell.
I don't know who the Robert is. Not updated on newcomers.

Have you guys ever played Grandia2?
It's damn good. If you haven't, I recommend to you to play it!
It's for Dreamcast as well as for PS2.

59>>
Robert Downey is very famous in the US despite the fact that he hasn't made very many good movies. I saw Phone Booth on TV but didn't enjoy it very much.

>>61
I haven't seen movies for a long time, neither Japanese nor Hollywood's.
I guess movie buffs have heard of him. But we are more familiar with
actors who appear in Blockbusters.

I googled and found out that Robert Downey isn't newcomer. He is
older than me. I'm on the older end of this thread, I think.
I enjoyed Phone Booth. That was thrilling and exciting movie.
I watched it twice in a row at movie theater. First time, I tried not to
see subtitles but didn't understand details of the movie, so the second time,
I saw subtitles. The story of the film is simple so I enjoyed it
even without seeing the subtitles but I felt kind of disappointed
not being to able to understand details without seeing sub.

These days many movie theaters don't allow us to see twice in a row.
That's bad for enthusiastic English learners who want to practice
listening skills. Studying with DVD must be effective and better these days.

USA TODAY

Olympic visitors at risk of bugging
2008.6.11 23:45

National security agencies are warning businesses and federal officials that laptops and e-mail devices taken to the Beijing Olympics
are likely to be penetrated by Chinese agents aiming to steal secrets or plant bugs to penetrate U.S. computer networks.


Chinese government and industry use electronic espionage to "easily access official and personal computers," says one recent report
by the Overseas Security Advisory Council, a federally chartered panel comprising security experts from corporations and the State,
Commerce and Treasury departments.


Equipment left unsupervised for just minutes in a hotel or even
during a security screening can be hacked, mined and bugged,
adds Larry Wortzel, who chairs the U.S.-China Economic and
Security Review Commission, a federal panel that monitors
China-related security issues for Congress. China's government
also controls Internet service providers and wireless networks,
he says, so computers and PDAs can be monitored and planted with bugs remotely, too.

Horray for KATO!
Eh let's hear it for KATO!

nice Mr kato
you killed retard JAPs
thanks Mr KATO

I saw the picture of Robert Downy Jr. He looks non-white.
Is he Jew by any chance?

These days many movie theaters don't allow us to see twice in a row.
That's bad for enthusiastic English learners

I agree. Are there any movie theatres which allow us to see movies
in a row in tokyo or kanagawa area?
I think bad influence of america is here. Movie condominius(シネコン）
owned by movie corporation giants.
Also Isn't double screening(I want to say 同時上映 in English)
dissappearing too? Many days ago we can see two or more movies in
one theatre and watch as much as we like in rural area.

I want to know exact translations of シネコン and 同時上映, by the way.

White is neutral, just remember that.

http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/7/7/downeyjr.jpg
Magshot of filthy kike.

>>64
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=yx6dHmYD6c8
kato wanted you to stop him

I think the smiths' succcess owes too much to mar's guitar and
his composing talent. Without Morissey, the smiths could have succeeded
eitherway. Without Mar, the smiths could have been nameless.
I admit Morrissey's lyrics, character and voice made their success
definite though.

Sorry, Johnny Marr.
He is younger than I expeced he was.
He was teenager when he formed The Smiths...

The Smiths is definitely one of legend bands. But They are relatively
unknown in the US, aren't they?

>>71
They weren't mainstream, but I think most people have heard of them.

I wonder if people still can't post from overseas.

Is there sweden-jin here?
I want to hear his opinion of this video
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=UhNDc-HwjFo&feature=related

I want to know white people's opinion about Morrisey's looks.
Is he ugly from western aesthetic value?
I don't know how much degree ugly he is.
Can he be within ugly bottom 10 or 20%.
Even if he was ugly, he seemed to be pretty confident and narcissistic.
He seemed to indulge in how miserable he was. He was unhappy but
He loves himself.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=f0R92ILk3D8
Kato was in despair about his appearance.
I think he is not handsome either. But I think he is not as ugly as he thinks he is.
Kato is within from 1/3 to 1/5 of japanese face, I guess. He is just self-flagellating
and looks no bright side of him.
Face matters all? How about Morissey, kawamura ryuichi(got pastic surgery), Jim kerr
Kuwata keisuke and so on and on. Kuwata is uglier than Kato!
Half of yoshimoto comedians are uglier than Kato.

>>73
Most of us still can.

>>74
He can't post here because his ISP is blocked by 2ch.
He can post in the following thread so if you put the link there,
maybe you can chat with him there.
http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1106427145/l50

>>76
2ch is a good place to kill the time, but when you are busy with your
real life, then you don't find it worthy to browse or post in 2ch,
I assume?

>>78
Perhaps "not worthy" is a bit strong... 2ch is still a very informative
place. However, now I'm working full time with regular hours, I just
don't have as much motivation as before. Sometimes I have to do extra
work at home, then there's cooking and eating, sleep, and so on... not
a lot of free time, either.

>>79
I am short of vocabulary so, I ended up using "not worty."
I know what you mean. In my case, when I'm busy with something,
I'm too tired to check 2ch's threads.

I don't think not many Japanese single men living alone cook for themselves.
Buying something to eat at a convenience store or eating out at the place that provides
not so expensive dishes are options. I think when you have your own family, your wife
must appreciate your cooking skills and all that.

Hope you keep checking this thread when you have time.

Hello. I am a native speaker of English :3 But I do not know how to speak in Japanese. I am willing to help.

>>80
I think more people here would eat out if food was less expensive. The
UK is generally an expensive country with high living costs, though, so
I find it cheaper to just cook things. What sort of food comes from
convenience stores?

>>81
Now that you mention it, I actually have one question.
It's about how to use a verb "Make". Of course, I'm used to the verb -
it's used quite a lot. But I have this question my dictionary can't solve.
It's "make to do (something)".
Example : Harry made to speak again. Harry made to move on. etc..
I have never seen it used like this until I read Harry Potter.
And the dictionary I have in hand doesn't mention even a bit of this
usage. Is it no different from "try to do something"? (from those contexts
it's used, I think it means as nearly the same.
But I want to be certain of how to use it.
Thanks in advance.

>>83

Made is the past tense of make.

Make means to create. (such as in a game, you "make" a move or operation to gain progress in the game)

I am not sure if that is what you want.

Sorry ^^; I started to use 2ch.net today. I do not know how to work everything.

>>77
thanks

is there any danger in food additives?

>>84
Thanks, but I should've said that differently.
What I wanted to ask about was this particular form "make + to do".
I was taught at school that "make" was basically used like
1) make something
2) make someone something
3) make someone do something (in the passive tense, someone is made
to do something)
But not "(someone) make to do something". (this way of using
the verb isn't written in my dictionary, and as I said above,
I haven't seen it used this way except in Harry Potter..

>>87

3) is what you see in Harry Potter. ^_^
The "someone" would be Harry Potter. The "something" would be the verb "speak".

Does that help?

Hmm, thanks..

I think the two sentences mean different things, though..

"Harry made to speak again"
"Snape made Harry speak again (Harry was made to speak again by Snape)."

Anyway, thanks again.

>>87
>>88 is wrong. If you look up "make" on m-w.com, you'll see this definition:
b: to begin or seem to begin (an action) <made to go>

>>89
As a side note, it's used very often in novels. I use it all the time when I write. It's by no means unique to Harry Potter.

>>90
>>91

Very true. I did not know the exact definition to use (I do not own a dictionary, and did not think to use the web)
Thanks for your correction.

>>90-91
Ahh, "begin" to do.
I see. Thanks.

>>82
There are various foods that serves for different demands of customers,
rainging from bento(lunch box) style foods, onigiri(rice ball), hamburgers
, noodles to name a few. Rice balls alone in wide varieties.

Rice balls
http://www.lawson.co.jp/recommend/onigiriya/index.html

There are varieties of side dishes, too, so some single men/women
just bought them and as for rice, they prepare for themselves, because a
single person at least have a rice cooker at home.

Unrelated, but if you need help, I can be contacted by e-mail, or instant message.

E-mail : click above ↑
IM : MSN/Hotmail/Live - Same as e-mail.

Yellow/Green is earth/ground, don't forget that.

>>95
How did you get to know 2ch or this thread for that matter?
You came here via 4ch/4chan or something?

Below is the thread for Q&A for Japanese English learners so
take a peep some time. I know sometimes it's kinda difficult for a native English speakers
to explain grammatical things because for you, it's too obvious.
But we Japanese English learners sometimes need persuasive explanations
to understand a grammatical points or other things related to English.
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/

>>95

I found this place by a simple search.

So, you are saying I should help there? Or help here?

>>98
Not too bright, are you. w

>>98
I'm curious to know your search key word.
You simply typed "2ch" or something?

Well, basically, here's a thread for chatting in English and that thread is
for Q&A. (I've seen a question realated to English posted here though.)
So checking the Q&A thread is a good idea. You can chat and have fun
here and answer our questions there when you have time.
Posts in that thread is fewer than this thread, though.

If you have something to ask about things Japanese, pop culture and stuff,
then you can ask here. We Japanese English learners are eager to answer
your questions.

Hi! nice to meet you!
I frequently make mistakes in grammar
so please remind my sentences with a light heart!

>>101
That doesn't matter. Just chatting in English is the most important thing.
Being too careful about making grammatical mistakes takes fun out of
chatting.

スレタイは　Chat on English の間違いだろ？

>>100
I typed in "largest forum in the world". This came up :3 But I did not know the 掲示板 link was the forum.
For more than a year, I had tried to find the forum part of this site, but couldn't find it. ww :3

So, yes, I am bright sometimes, and other times, I am not. ＾.＾；

>>101
The one word that does not belong in your message is "remind". You might want to use "correct", or "fix".
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I am not Japanese, but really hope to learn the language some day...

>>104
I see. Enjoy 2ch anyway.

I remeber someone asking before if there's any forums/message boards overseas like 2ch.

I've just found this forum and it's like 2ch in that any topic is discussed,
although it's not organized or categorized like 2ch.

Maybe it's worth trying.
http://www.anontalk.com/topics/1

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>>74
Pretty funny, I think. Can't say much about the quality of the translation,
unfortunately. There are a lot of double entendres in the Swedish lyrics
though.

Some context: It's a drag show group, and they are poking fun at some very
well known TV celebrities known for DIY, cooking and home improvement type
shows. (the people who show up on the screens) Hence the theme of "take
matters into your own hands".

Looks like it's from one of the Eurovision Song Contest qualifier shows.
The ESC has traditionally been popular with the gay community here, so it's
perhaps not as surprising as it might seem.

I hadn't seen it before, but probably half the country has...

>>73
.se is still blocked. I can post from a friend, but it's not a good
solution if you want to be part of a conversation...

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=eI5rBl2_0KI

I hear that box lunchs of convenience store contain a lot of food additives
and it is said that employees who make such lunches never eat them...
this fact shows that food additive is dangerous to us!
we have to care a lot about eating them, don't we?

>>108
I'm not 74.
That's not translation, actually. It's transcribed humorously the way the Swedish lyrics sounds like to
Japanese ears. So the sub's meaning is completely diffrent from the original Swedish
lyrics.

>But I did not know the 掲示板 link was the forum
What does it mean?

hey guys, i have a very simple question.
this is my first time to visit here
so i wanna know if there're lotsa japanese here?
coz i built a fun website for teachin and learnin english or
whatever usin MANGA, VIDEO GAMES and lots.
so if there're only few, its useless to show my website url right?
anyway sorry for my freakin messy sentences.
im lookin forward to see some reply.

>>114
I'm japanese.
I guess posters of more than half are japanese.

oh cool !!!
i ll write the url when i come back home
as i wanna wait for a bit more.

>>113

リンクの掲示板を２ｃｈホームページが見るません。
I saw no link of 掲示板 on home page.

im back. the url is below.

http://u2ess.web.fc2.com/

if you like the website or wanna say somethin about it
please leave messages.
im sorry for ゼロ and others who arent japanese
as the website isnt built for foreigners.
but the categories below the japanese words:語学（英語）,
it all talks about learnin english with lotsa fun
so please feel free to look at them.
i will be so glad if you guys like them and feel like givin us some tip.
*the website isnt completed.
i mean it neaver be completed as IT WILL GROW UP with the help of you guys.

The other day, when I was taking a train home taking a seat, almost every seat in the car was taken and the seat on the right-hand side of me was the only one which wasn't taken.
Then, the train arriving at the next station, two girls came and stood in front of me, and I found they were both cute. And then, one of them said to the other one that she wouldn't mind if the other one took the seat.
However, the other one refused her proposal and said the same words to her, and they repeated this again and again.
Since I knew they were really cute, I offered them my seat and smiled at them. Then, they smiled at me, thanked me for my offering, and took the seats.

How do you feel of me?

Anyway, I want some native Eglish speakers to correct my sentences properly. Do any such people read this message board?

Magibon is big on youtube.

Here, catch.
What a fragile breed of people..
There's a high power level over there..
It must be Kakalot.. Prepare yourself, Kakalot!
I'm comming!!!

>>119
Very good English! I am a native English speaker. May I see more?
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Is there a thread that teaches Japanese??? :-/ It might help in communications.

No such thread exists. It's because we don't need any.

>>122
Do you read Hiragana, katakana and basic kanji characters?

I assume you are a high school student or very young at leat judging
from your tone of writing. Just a hunch, though.

There used to be a thread for a Japanese learners overseas in this English board
which were made for them to wirte something in Japanese or to ask a
question abuot English. But it didn't last because here's a English
board where English learners gather, not Japanese learners.
It was considered that asking a question abuot Japanese is irrelevant to
the aims of this English board of 2ch.

>>124

I can read hiragana, katakana, and some Kanji.
I do not know many words.

えーー・・・ If anyone can help me, thanks :)

Hi.

idk if all of you know me but I'm a Part-Time-Preacher of >>12.
I've asked you to remove my name from the template,
but it seems that nobody cares what I say.
Anyway, now it helps me to start talking like this way.

I came back here after 3 months coz I was asked
where people could learn English in 2ch.
And the inquirer was complaining about this thread.

Then >>79 post told me that now イギリス人さん
isn't coming so often as he used to be.
It's sad to know but we can't force anything on him.

For the native speakers of English who want to learn Japanese,
I've built the Japanese chat thread in anything and everything board.
日本語で雑談 (Chat in Japanese) Part 1
http://tmp7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mog2/1206066194/
That is not so active like this thread but feel free to visit
and post anything you like in Japanese.

If スウェーデン人さん hates proxy restricrions
dejima board maybe something you want.
(Though it's likely that you've found it already..)

I'm glad to see this thread alive and hope all of you
keep on communicating each other.

Best regards,

Language learning process is a journey on your own.
Like traveling alone in desserted places. No one helps you.
It's only yourself whom you can depend on. Of course, teachers teach you
basics but from there on, it's a journey in the wilderness on your own.

Destinations are defferent from person to person. Some aim at climing
Mt. Everest, some just want to lie on the beach in a resort.
The former is you try realy hard to acquire native level fluency,
the latter is you just learn the language just for fun.
I don't mean which superior or not but it's you who decides which direction
you go in.

If you want climb Mt. Everest, you have to be very determined and sacrifice
everything to achieve the goal. Sometimes you lose your way
in the middle of your journey at a loss. Some people get beried in deep
snow and never come back. If you cry for help, nobody is around.

Sometimes you need a courage to stop climbing higher and go back to
your base camp. I wouln't call them loser. I chose to climb Mt. Everest
long time ago but now, I'm thinking about giving up reaching to the summit.
Sometimes I feel like I'm almost freezed to death without any indication of
summit in sight. I even don't know how high I've climbed.

One more thing to mention..

People shouldn't try the Everest at first.
Those who say such a thing don't know anything about other mountains.
There are so many hills and mountains to go.
But the Everest takes you all.

Real climbers have fun trying any mountains.
But the crazy climber who desire the fame tend to like the Everest only.

...And yes I like the NES catridge of Crazy Climber.

X But the crazy climber
O But the crazy climbers

That's all. Good bye everyone.

Language learning is just abuot having fun. You'd better lie on the sunny beach.

Language learning isn't just about having fun. You'd better lie on sunny beach.

>>126
>I'm glad to see this thread alive and hope all of you
keep on communicating each other.

As if you were a moderator or something.

>>128
Crazy Climber was a little before my time, but I have many fond (actually,
more like frustrating) memories of 'アイスクライマー' on the NES. Those
mountains were even more hardcore than Everest.

What's NES?

>>134
Sorry... Famicom.

>>133
Where are you? I don't remember that game ever coming out here.

It's not fair, for some reason, here in Australia,
we got a mixture of European and American releases for our
consoles. I guess it doesn't matter anymore, because everything
is distributed worldwide nowadays.

NES is Nintendo Entertainment System.

>>133-135
Oh you are here イギリス人さん.
That is good reason for me to stay a bit longer.

And Ice climber.. Yeah.
It's really serious games not concerning its comical icons and bgm..
I know so many friends troubling becouse of that game. lol

X serious games
O serious game

Spartan X and Devil World should be discussed.

I am restricted.

I see.
I found your posts were shorter and even more simple than you'd ever done.
It's really convincing that you're restricted.

I hope we'll be able to talk each other also about City connection
at the next time we meet.

Best wishes,

>>140
You were peeping this thrread. www
Don't come back once you said you won't.

>>136
In the UK right now, but found Ice Climber originally while I was living
in West Germany. Bought a copy of Snake Rattle 'n' Roll while visiting the
UK once, but turned out it wasn't compatible with the European NES.

>>137
Apparently the seal characters were removed from the game and replaced
by Yeti characters, because people were concerned that killing the seals
with hammers was too much like controversial seal-clubbing. It's silly,
really.

Devil World was released in Europe, but not in the USA, because they didn't
like the use of religious icons (crosses and bibles, I guess...).

Life is like playing Spelunker on NES. You never know what will happen the next moment
like you jump off of a knee high rock and die.

Hey!!Nees!!
Look at my English Comics↓

http://www4.himitsukichi.info/up/selfmade/1212678625/

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory
perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, 'Children, I would like you to close your eyes
and taste these.'

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-
flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

'I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. 'It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all of
the time.'

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,

'Spit 'em out, guys, they're assholes!

Remember, always cut red, never blue.

http://www.treebugger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/seals-1.jpg
Is he mamoru takuma?

hello, how is everyone? Sorry for disappearing all the time.Sometimes I just feel like I don't really have anything to say. ._.;;
I heard there was a big earthquake in Japan recently, is everyone okay? hopefully not too many people got hurt.

Hey, white nationalist in this thread!
How do you think about nigger woods's proceed to the playoff?
Woods made a birdie putt at 18th hole and finished in a tie with a white man.
What are 'real' white people's sentiments to this game?
Most of common whites are rooting for Mediate at the bottom or their
whites(but can't openly act) and wish Woods lose?
Are spectotars there hypocrites or victims of multiculturalism? Who are they
rooting for? When woods made a birdie putt, spectators were yelling with
joy.

Nigger Woods has succesful pasts and future. I think he should
give his seat to a white man.

If Mediate was an ideal white guy like Phil Mickelson, who is also
an epitome of white family value, enthusiasm would be
different. Mediate is an italian american and brown skinned.

Spectators were rejoicing with their hands up when mediate
became one score ahead over woods. And when Woods couldn't
make a birdie putt, which made him one score behind objectively,
one chubby white guy were laghing with others' hypocritical voices of
grief, ahhhh.

Merciless nigger!

>>148
Not many people have died, maybe single digit number at the most.
But it's rainy season and land is not sold absorbing lots of rain so
I think they have to careful landslide when aftershock hit the region.

The talk of Japan and 2ch for that matter isn't the earthquake but the
Akihabara rampage that happened about about a week ago.
25 year old man drive into pedestrians by a rented truck and after getting
off the truck, he stabbed one after another at random. I think you know
the news.

Do you have any plans for summer vacation?

robotintokyo

News programs started to focus on the murderer's background.

Japanese Welfare and Labor Minister mentioned the desperate situations
of young Japanese nowadays.
Most of them are quite hopeless of improving their working conditions.

>>148
It was a really big earth quake. Nearly same power as Hanshin earthquake.
But it struck not big cities but the up-country so victims are limited.
Now we can see a whole mountain vanished and not a few old refugees however.
It's still widely reported everyday.

>>152
>>154
Well I'm glad that it wasn't too widespread then. Yeah, I think I heard about that stabbing psycho! Stuff like that is so scary! You never know when someone will just snap.

I'm not doing too much this summer. Hopefully i can practice my japanese again. I've been kind of neglecting it. :C

>>153
Yes, that's me. :)

Sup keira? How's the weather like there? It's gonna be cloudy/rainny for the next few days over here.
Don't mean to rush or anything, but are you gonna update you blog this summer?
'cause I feel like dropping a line or two there sometime. So yeah, let me know if you do.

>>156
Hi there. n_n
The weather is already quite hot. around 90F , but it will be around 110F when July comes.
Is it still rainy season in Japan? :O
I probably will update my blog soon, but it will be REALLY big. I have a lot to talk about and a lot of pictures. >_>;;

>>157
Even better. I'm looking forward to it.
I guess so, it's not too hot though. Mostly it's around 75F to 85F but getting humid lately.
110F would annihilate us here. lol

>>148
Im hurt, not from the earthquake. from gas price.....

>>158
LOL, thanks
Yeah, it's dry heat here. If it were humid I would just melt. :<
when I was in Shanghai one time during the summer it was so hot I felt like I was walking around in an oven.
It didn't seem to bother the natives though. o_o;

>>159
Haha I know how you feel.

Have you ever notice that everything goes up in prices when gas goes up?
I cant afford to buy the big Mac anymore. I have to settle with a fry and a small cake.. hahaha..

>>160
That's right, you went to China a couple of years ago. I guess they're used to it..
Did you have Shanghai-style fried rice there?
It's supposed to have only egg and scallion in it, but I'm not sure if it's true, 'cause I've never been
to Shanghai. Speaking of food, I have to go get something to eat for tonight. Talk to you later. ﾉｼ

161
my mistake
not a cake. coke...

>>161
All the prices here are just getting ridiculous. I'm starting to feel robbed! :<
Actually, I don't know about fast food (I don't eat it), but all of the food prices have grown considerably.

>>162
Oh! now that you mention it, A lot of the rice came with egg in it! Haha, i didn't know that it was a trademark!
ttyl!

a increase in the price of oil raises that of many products in Japan
however, for most people, their salary doesn't change
I don't have any economic knowledge
I wonder whether this situation is good or bad for economy of Japan

urbandictionary.com has already included a phrase 'bad fuel day' in their database.
go figure.
everyone being able to afford gas is the thing of the past.

RobotinLosAngels

robotinsouthdacoda

RoboCopinSaitama

Keira is a new pattern of racist. She just wants to be princess surrounded and praised by
japs.
She wants to be like a white girl in the movie of King Kong.
King Kong is based on love affair between negro and blonde girl. But she doesn't go so far as to
love negro just to get attentions. So he chose japs.
She can fill her with pride by her generosity and jap's praise.

>>166
"Bad fuel day" Is a growing term on the news channels it seems.

>>170
I'm sorry that you have such a low opinion of me. But I would never think that I am better than anyone else.
I'm just here to chat and talk to interesting people. Can I be your friend?

Can I be your friend?

Hahaha... if you will...
You must be from a wealthy family, aren't you?
You can dispense with fast foods.

When can I see your vlog?

I don't think I would want to befriend Aja Kong, I'd just run.

>>172
No, I'm not very wealthy at all actually. My family swore off fast-food because it's terribly unhealthy.
I haven't made a vlog yet, but I will someday! ...*sigh*

>>172
Wealthy people don't eat fast food. Poor people do.
That's why they're all so damn fat.

Perhaps You don't drink carbonated drinks or shun them
as much as you can, do you?
America is too much of junk foods. But some americans seem to
live contrary to typical american way of life and even go far beyond
japanese standard.
I've never met native japanese who openly shuned fast foods and
carbonated drinks. But one returnee did.

By the way I think coca-cola is one of miracle foods.
Maybe coincidence made this kind of miracle food.
Sushi is one of coincidences, I guess.

>>176
Is that so?
I guess because in japan there isn't an obesity epidemic. A lot of people are changing their ways because of this.
Coca-Cola and Pepsi are both good on occasion. But when I go a long time without any and then try some again, it tastes terrible to me! xD
Sushi is yummy though.<3

I guess because in japan there isn't an obesity epidemic.

Not necessarily these days. Metabolic syndrome is becoming a social problem in japan.
Japanese government is urging exercises to middle ages and above and
oblige them to take "metabo check" with public health insurance
to reduce medical expenditure in a long run.
Obesity enhances the chances of high pressure, high blood sugar and high fat,
after all death.
We can frequently see american advertisements like billy's boot camp, core rhythm
and stuff like that on TV. They looks ridiculous and funny. I think
most of japanese know Billy. Billy's boot camp was kind of social phenomenon
last year. He came japan and was reported on TV a lot.
I heard Billy was famous for taebo? in america.

Obesity in young age is becoming not rare either.

Japan is kind of following the steps of america.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=2X06Q4a9Vqk
They looks desperate to make them happy. Pretty comical.
Overly facial expressions and moves are not japanese things.
So look funny to me.

Are there any fetishists who bought it for sexual orientation?
I think there must be. Even fetishist like 金玉八 exists. Why don't they?

robotintacoma

Do you guys exercises regularly?
You are all otaku tyae and never thought of being fit?

I do sit-ups and push-ups at least once in a week.
My ab isn't devided imto six pack but it's hard enough. I'm sure even if a
grownup male punch me in the ab, I don't fall down in pain.

That can work as an ice breaker when you meet a girl. Hey, I'm working out
once in a week. You can punce me in the ab. Curious girls are eager to
punch you in the ab and if they find yuor ab is really hard, they are
impressed. But shy girls walk away without even trying to punch so
you'd better choose curious type girls to show off your hard ab.

Ever since I cut down on junk food and started to make it a habit to eat healthy diet,
I've started to feel much better about my physical well-being. This is true, but still I get the itch
to shovel down greasy fattening heavily MSGed processed food every once in a while.
Then, I get disgusted again and stay clean for a few months. Oh well, life goes on and on.

I used to like a hotdog with bacon chili cheese and egg on it.

The world will break.

if you've not had a food in Mc
I recommend you to have it
it must be more delicious than you expected

>>181
You should also try to appear spontaneous to girls in order to
impress them. After they punch you, punch them back. That is
sure to work.

But also remember. Houdini the escapist had very hard abs, but
it was being punched that finally killed him.

>>186
Me: Hey, let me punch you in the ab.
She:No way, it must hurt.
Me: But you punched me. It's my turn.
She: No, it's you who told me to punch you.
Me: I know. But it's like give and take.
She: No way!
Me: Come on, then let me rub your ab instead. It doesn't hurt.
She: If you insist...
Me: Here you go... How do you feel.
She:Hmmmmmm..... I want more.....

Which do you like better, Kerokerorin or Magibon?

Emiry

<Kerokerorin>
Outgoing, lots of friends, looks happy and energetic, athletic
Know lots about Japanese "GAL" culture, fluent in Japanese.

<Magibon>
Shy, indoor person, just know some Japanese words, knows lots about
Japanese pop culture(especially, drama, J-pop) feeling smothered not being
able to fit in American mainstream soical values.

Which do you want to sleep with? Then I would say I want to sleep with
kerokerorin, but Which would you get married? then, maybe magibon.
I don't have any friends and kerokerorin would get bored with me but
Magibon would understand my situation.

Emily's character is the worst but her figure is the best among them.
So, I wanna fuck with her most. Her boobs look really yummy.

Why you ask it?

Because he's got nothing better to do.

Kerokerorin seems trying so hard.
Magibon seems to endure so much pains.
Emily just looks a rich hussy.

I think Kerokerorin is an American girl what we expect.
Magibon is much closer to Japanese girls.
And Emily is just a shameless girl.

Don't forget angel21d with huge boobs.


http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=J2itSxaetBQ

>>194
Shameless girls are the best in bed.

>>196
No. I like the girls who are shy, which makes me more excited.

Hi everyone. Do you know a video game, Street Fighter?
My most favorite of all the series is Street Fighter 2X.
Is anyone good at it?
Is there anyone that can do cancel-technique including super combo?

>>197
You'll know soon that it won't last forever.
Then you'll dream of shameless girls.

Love affairs are everyday matters for most of us.

If you wanna be excited forever, you can never sleep with her.

>>198
Tha last game I played was pacman or Donkey kong or zebius.
Never played 3D. You can tell my age.

Tell you what, you may think you are playing a game and fighting against
enemies in the game BUT, in reality, you are just playing with
developers of the software. All characters are desgined to move as developers
intend them to do. You may think you are playing with a game, but
it's just that game developers are kind of a babysitting you.

I've not slept with girl
but if I could sleep together, I would choose shy girl
selfish woman is not good
I cannot count how many time I've been sweared by such a girl

>>201
angel21d would do everything for you.
She is like a big mama.

>>199
well...but, my girlfriend is usually hesitating and show me embarrased face even though she seems feeling very nice and utter some voice.
It is 3 years since I first do with her.
Which is still short time in your opinion?

angel21d surely becomes a good mother.
She's full of motherfood...

>>202
what does she do for me ?
please explane to me concretely

×　explane
○　explain

and, bofore I'm seeing with my current girlfriend,
I had had an intercourse with casual partner just one time, but I didn't feel nice so much,
that girl is also cute, though.
Personally I think that doing many times with only one girl that one loves is best regarding to getting best pleasure.

>>200 Yes, that's right, and that is the amusingness of vedio game.

>>205
She would do everything for you.
If you ask her to hold you tight, she would give you a warm hug like mom.
If you ask her to rub your dick, she would do it as if she handled the most
precious thing on earth.
The list goes on and on.........

>>207
If you are going out with your girlfriend for more than three years,
did you tried almost all the sex positions?

Have you licked your girlfriend's anal?

Have you fucked her outdoor like, in a park or in your car?

>>203
If it were lasting yet in your mind,
and you thought you were going off earlier than you lost it,
there wouldn't be any problems.

But in most cases, it doesn't. It's not the problems of a period.
That's why we want the idols(so-called) to keep their the virginity.

We can't stop making love with our partners,
but we wanna make ourselves excited at same time.
So our desires invented the existence of so-called idols.
We need them.

>>209
what a nice woman she is...
yes, it is her that I've looking for so far
please show me her personal information in detail
how old is she? has she married?
perhaps she may have her children,...

Idols are really intellectual service jobs.

>>212
She says in her video that she is a university student.
I don't think she is married.

until now, I thought that angel21d was a woman you created with your imagination
but is she really exist?
is she Japanese or westerner？

http://ameblo.jp/applemilk17/page-1.html

Emily says in her blog that she was interviewed by a magazine.
http://sabra.jp/generally/

I haven't read this magazine but mabe this magazine is a mixture of
nude photos and swimsuits photo. Emily will appear in the magazine in
swimsuit, I guess. I think she's started as a swimsuit wearing model
but if her agency recognizes that she won't sell anymore, they would
insist she do a nude model or an actor of a porn video. That's a common
path a model who doesn't sell take after appearing in magazines as a model.

>>215

Check the link in >>195

Hello Japan!
How are you?

>>218
"How are you?"

Are you kidding?
I'm thinking about hang myself.
Where are you? I would appreciate if you helped me hang myself.

pikachu pang!

I wouldn't regret if I am smothered to death between angel21d boobs.

she isn't so evil to do such a terrible thing
before you die, she would stop smothering
drive into her breast wutout being afraid
if you don't do, I do and make love with her

but no one cares

Do you believe ghost?
I sure believe in spirit, soul, ghost and so on.
It can be said that not unscientific person but scientific person is the very person who can understand those kind of things.
Spirit is exetremely scientific, though most people think it's unscientific.
However, I never mean that things like spirit turn out to be scientific phenomenon that simply looks psychic after scientific experiment.
Things like pirit and so on are surely existing very scientifically just the same way as living things are existing on our world.

>>224
Some people have sex with a spirit. I haer it's dangerous but I don't know very well.

I love scientific sex. Very mucn. Even better dangerous one.

So what shall I do?

>>224
you mean that sprit must be exist because you think neoron cannot produce soul,doesn't you?
it is strange that soul is produced by a substance
phenomenon arond us is beyond our understanding

×　doesn't you
○　don't you

I don't know why, but Magibon's videos make me feel sad/disgusted..
She entitles some of her videos as "don't look at this", but
it means quite the opposite... I'd like to say, "don't upload them
if you don't want us to see them".. Girls like Magibon are too
complicated to endure. Am I stupid?

You must study 乙女心 at first. After then you'll find a steady like >>213's.

× >>213's.
○ >>203's.

>>229
needless to say, you are stupid

sorry, what I said just now is a joke
please forgive my immaturity

>>227
You don't understand "particle" correctly.
Particles of extremely small level are aggregation of energy.
After all, our body or stone round there do not mean that there are matter existing there.
So, some type of particle can exist on the same place of another type of particle overcrossly.
That way, spirit of certain aggregation of particle is overlaping in our body.
And brain is just media for spirit.

>>233
to sum up your opimion, you mean that mind is aggeration of small particle, don't you?
and what you reffer to as “particles of extremely small” is a super string?

So when can I have a sex with dat spirit?

Is it liquid or solid?

I once thought Emily is beautiful type and Magibon is cute type.

Now I think Emily is both beatiful and cute compared to Magibon.

Oh, I forgot sequence of tenses.

>>236
I guess you were crazy but now you're going mad. Indeed.

altu-!

>>238
Didn't you see Magibons's real face yet?

But Magibon's boobs are bigger than Emily's.
Now her boobs are the only merit of her.

That's the problem. Boobs or face?

I'm a material girl~~

イギリス人 carefully looked at magibon while
he pretended to show no interest in magibon.
He poined out earlier that magibon's camera angle is
excellent for hiding her long chin.
Most of people didn't notice her monster chin at that time.

I think she's adorable, I wouldn't go for a chinless monster whose profile forms a seamless line around
the chin and neck, at least. But, what works for me might not work for you, so there's no point in arguing
over what I like but you don't. I rather like her modesty and intelligence than her appearance anyway.

I try not to participate in these sorts of discussions, normally, but
just have to say that Magibon is infinitely preferable over Emily. I'm
not a fan of this vlogging thing anyway.

>>241
Hmm? I don't think Magi's tits are big.
Her tits may seem sort of big in some of her videos, and
I'm supposing she stuffed something to make them look big,
because her tits are not big when she appeared in the Gyao
shows. I'd call it boob fraud.

イギリス人さん、スウェーデン人さん、ヨーロッパ人さん
米人さん、Arizona guy, Anon of Athens,
Are you still here?

Do you think you need a calm and anonymous bulletin board
outside of 2ch for your chat?

It must be incomplete anonymity just as 2ch is,
but I can prepare that if most of you need it.

I wanna ask ゼロさん、keiraさん、and 本玉儿 a same question too.
How do you think about it?
Do you have another ideas or any conditions?

It's pretty obvious that they wouldn't come here if they didn't like it...

I have to imform all of you guys here that the famous Applemilk1988
got a modeling job in Japan. Did you know that?
Can you believe that?

Since she's quite tall, though not that skinny, and has got a strong ego to publicly appeal her presence
to whatever audience she gets, which is not necessarily a bad thing to do, it seems like the most
natural career path she would follow. My personal preferences aside, I don't see any problem with that.

>>248
There maybe a possibility that they like chatting
but can't manage to come here often from some reasons.

I don't know why but this thread seems declining.
Did it come from kinda systematic problems?

I didn't see the golf so I don't know how nigger woods played.

It's quite disgusting to see nigger woods with a white woman though.

Have you seen this?

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20080613a2.html

"Let 10% of Japan be foreigners" - The Jews have finally reached Japan. Why do they
do this? Why cant the Jews let people live in peace without importing niggers?

>>251
Maybe that's true. Like スウェーデン人 has a proxy blockage issue.
I think it's mostly because some obnoxious trolls try to turn off or harass people like this.

>>245
Really?
Are you talking about the looks?
Emily is ordinarly looking woman in the west?
Or are you talking about their characters?

I don't think Emily is spacial. But Magibon looks below
average.

2ch is one of the most tolerant BBSs in the world.
If you changed your mind and if you quitted 2ch,
you should have so many other choices.

Don't you think so?

X If you changed your mind and if you quitted 2ch,
O But if you changed your mind and if you quitted 2ch,

Or you like talking with these people forever?

>>254
Neither of them really appeal to me in looks, but I find Emily's
personality extremely irritating and off-putting. Magibon's camera-
staring and trying to speak in a high-pitched voice is kind of creepy,
but it's better (in my opinion, at least) than Emily's arrogant and
condescending rants - which are just really a wall to hide all her
manic insecurities.

>>251
イギリス人 can post as always. But he can't post as much as before
for his personal reasons, not a communication problem.
イギリス人 and 米人 were the best contributors.
I think 米人 disappeared for personal reasons too.
rosia人 were also heavy user. Now he's gone.

K-tan was swedish too. I don't know whether she can post or not now.
But she seemed to lose interest in this thread
long before technological problem was reported. There was a long abscence
of her. She came back suddenly and posted several messages in anonimity then
stayed in the trip code name again for weeks or so and vanished again.

This thread have being accepting many new comers while some
got bored and went away.
Some went away and some come. I think this thread is perioccal
and natural cycle of decline like economy. We should leave the flow
as it is.

If we confined foreigners in another forum, this thread would be
less active. And another forum would be the place of a cozy relationship
within a few acquaintances.
Sooner or later another forum would be obsolete too.

For me 2ch is still the biggest oppotunity of meeting and chatting with
many customers(foreigners) in anonimity.
Just preparing the shelter in case 2ch is closed is enough, isn't it?
There should be a thread in 4ch.org which is in the same direction of this thread.
How about 4ch.org?

X But if you changed your mind and if you quitted 2ch,
O But if you changed your mind and quit 2ch,

One 'if' sounds more natural to me, and 'quit' is both the present and past tense form.

It's not my top priority to check 2ch, and this goes to pretty much everyone, I believe.
People are busy with their lives, most probably..

>>256
You wrote you'd never come back and in the end, you come back
again and again. That means you are such an attention whore.w

>>257
That's what I felt too.
I reckoned that her personality was due to american way of life as well as to her own
traits.
Don't you or british have same character as japanese(Shy and calm and cynical...?)
to some extent even if you all speak same language?

Americans are too conscious of themselves. It's preferable for them to
get attentions and it's not a shame to act aggresively for attention-getting.
If they don't speak up, they are no better than dead. They are losers.

That's what I think about americans. I feel very embarrased many times
watching americans hehaviors. because I am very shy and of reserved personality.

Kgkgk? is very rare person in Japan. We can say he is a weirdo and queer we can
hardly meet in person in our lives. I can say he is hentai.

>>252
Are you finally reaching the realm of antisemetism
plus the hatred of blacks?
Please keep posting about racial agenda.
You are unique and valuable in this thread.
I think you are more usual in real life of america.

>>245
I prefer Magibon than Emily, too.
But If Emily lies on the bed naked under the sheet and tells me to
come up to her. I would jump to her and suck her nipples for more than an hour.
I don't like her personality but her body, silk smooth and fine
body is definately irrisitible.

I think that's what men are all about.

>>264
Nice answering to your self, イギリス人さん.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=yefNuMQbEtY
This is a white aryan man. This is a real super man.
This is a real athlete. Down with niggers!

>>262
KGKGKG is the worst 2channeller. He abuses and attacks Emily under
anonimity and console her in her own blog. Emily didn't know
the person who abuses her is KGKGKG so she thought KGKGKG was a nice man,
consoling her. But that's KGKGKG's technique to be liked by her.
Abusing under anonimity in her 2ch's thread and consoling her in her blog.

Emily now know KGKGKG'S technique so she ignores him most of the time,
She said she won't meet KGKGKG in person even when she visit Kyoto, where
KGKGKG lives.

>>259
My dictionary says that "quitted" are used in England.
And >>263 antisemetism is incorrect. Must be antisemitism.

>>258
I don't think this thread needs any shelters now.
And when we need it, it must be a shelter from 4ch.org, I guess.

But now we may need a shelter from persistent posters of KGKGKG and Emily.

Abusing under anonimity in her 2ch's thread and consoling her in her blog.

Hahaha. Quite a technique. Abuse and comfort. That's the technique
of wife beater!

>>268
Ah. I'm American, so 'quitted' sounds wrong to me.

The more you know.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/ptech/06/18/firefox.browser.ap/index.html

Let's be a part of Guiness Record.

>>181
Why not having Mr.Tomohiro Kato punch you with the knife?

I would rather have Takuma Mamoru(revolutionist in 21st century)
stab me in the back!

Can kato stab yoshiki in the back?
He openly says 'stab me in the back'. Queer. Why not jump on the
drum kit on his back and skewered with cymbal? lol

http://l-dizon.up.seesaa.net/image/20070801153017.jpg
http://mx08px.img.jugem.jp/20070609_333847.jpg
http://deru55.img.jugem.jp/20071206_3449.jpg

In the near future, we can see Emily posing like this in magazines.

Liah's tits look unnatural or strange. They are apart.

http://photo.ameba.jp/user/applemilk17/0684P0021o0t921o15Po05/0790Amo81tPm84A5h1a2t0/

She's a bomb. Nuclear bomb, weapon of mass distruction.
Looks so yummy.......

This thread is picking up again. I thought just one or two days ago
that I came not to see topics about boobs and youtube attention whores had disappeared
on this thread lately..I felt somewhat empty.
Now it's happening again. synchronicity...

It's a cycle. Someday we'll see noriaki or nanako anime character
stories again.

had disappeared
This should be deleated.

>>263
No, he's not unique or valuable in any sense. Sounds like just an uneducated dumbass from a hick town.

Kato is pronunciated keito in the US? cool.
We pronounce it katou.
The name kato is familiar japanese name in the US, isn't it?
Famous TV actor George Takei played the ship crew named Kato in Star Trek.
I didn't know he can speak fluent japanese. I want to see him speak
japanese.
As an aside Takei come out as gay and lived with a white gay man.
It's fun to see Kato as a gay in Star Trek. Some actions appeared
to connote gay intentions. He was naked and went crazy
in some episode.

I don't know Mr. Takei but I know that Steven William Hawking have appeared in Star Trek
I heared that he played doctor of physics in it

Wow, I didn't know takei's name in Star Trek is not kato but
filipino name Sulu. I'm a little disappointed to know that..
In japanese version Sulu is dubbed Kato.

And I'm disappointed again that a Korean actor again will play the
role of (half) japanese.
Do you know Pi rain? accepted the role of a japanese guy in speed racer(
チキチキマシン猛レース）, then he complained acting japanese coz
he was korean. finally he succeeded in changing the character into
korean. He put korean national flag patch on his costume in the movie.
What a selfish jerk. Korean sometimes do unexpected things
that we never imagine that'll occur. I think for the movie director
that was beyond imagination.

Captain : obnoxious jew
Scientist : Smart jew
Pilot : japanese faggot
navigator : russian jew and marxist
chief communications officer : woman and nigger

What a paradise on earth(in space)

This thread is badly ruined...

Was takei mostly called first name hikaru? Hikaru is japanese first name.

So Americans assume hikaru sulu as japanese american? But
he was supposed to be half-japanese and half-filipino.

Hikaru is permissible both between woman and man.

Hikaru Nishida is way better than Emily.
She must be イギリス人's type. Is she reincarnation of
okada yukiko?

Yukiko okada and hikaru nishida are opposite types.
Hikaru was boyish and vivid. Yukiko was shy and reserved.
I just want to say they both had big boobs and healthy body, plus cute face.

How popular Oprah Winfry?

I heard she is a TV personality, philanthoropist and do good deeds for
many causes. But to a person like me who don't know anything about her,
she looks just like a fat middle aged woman.

Fill me in on her.

>>275
Liah? You mean Leah Dizon?
If that's the case, I don't think her tits are strange.
They look cute and yammy.

Magibon's tits look strange in a T shirt.
Like she put something inside on her tits.

>>263

I think the Jews manipulate the media to promote multiculturalism, I think they
are promoting the big influx of non-whites to white countries. But if you study
Israel, you will see that Israel is nearly 100% Jews. The Jews do not apply the same
standards to themselves that they seek to impose on others.

Multiculturalism has been an unmitigated disaster. People are dying as a result of this
failed attempt at social engineering.

It makes me sad to think about all the people who have died/been raped/been attacked by
the blacks.

Ultimately the Jews are responsible though.

Tell me about Oprah Winfry except that she's a middle aged nigger woman.

Oprah Winfrey recently opened a school in South Africa for black children.

As anyone who knows about South Africa knows... Living standards and wealth of
the country have dropped since the end of white rule. It is now a country without
law and order (rape capital of the world).

Winfrey was asked by a reporter what she thought of the fact the school was for black
children only, people suggested this was racist. Oprah Winfrey replied that she 'didn't care'
what white people thought.

She is also supporting Barack Hussein Obama in his Presidential bid.

>>292
Thank you.
So she established a school there for poor black kids.

I heard she is really supported and has a lot of fans.
I wonder why.

Small boobs are fine by me. How about you?

Porn and Propaganda.
All repeating.
Yes. Dat is America. Dat is 4ch.

a old woman died in a hospital becouse she was injected with nourishment which ic contaminated by bacterias
it is considered that bacterias was mixed into it since a nurse used conservated one

as for the president of the hospital, he denied his involvement
and during his interview, he said “I have no bathtub , so I shouldn't have believed principle that making money is the most important”

incidentary, his excuse was so interesting that I could't help laughing

is anyone here?? i need someone to help me with my homework lol

>>296
Interviewer told that he had not a bathtub in his house
but some prestige cars in his gareage.

One of his neighbors really got angry with his statements.

>>298
That's wrong. Only boobs can save the world.
Tits can't!!

>>297
Nothing is funny about your post.
Why did you add lol at the end?
Do you think if you add lol to the end of your post, anything goes
or anything looks funny? No way.

>>299
Tits and boobs mean the same thing.
You mistake tits for ass or something.

>>298
yes, his car is Benz. in addition, he owed two Bentz!
what he said is ridiculous
rather, interesting

FIREFOX 3 RUINED MY LIFE.
I don't know why but it made my hard disk go gggguggguguguggguggg
like a trojan or some malicious software. Like once every 10 minutes.
So I had to go back to Firefox 2. Also, the new bookmarks pane sucked.

>>303
Hmmmm. Better than IE ight?

FF2 is disgusting enough.

I lost hundreds of tabs and its histories at least for 2 times.

I heard it somewhere that Safari is working fine these days
and now it's the fatest.

Sorry. Fastest.

whike western woman speak English or other language, she apprears to be attractive and also looks beautiful
however, if she comes to speak Japanese, she doesn't look beautiful for me
and then, I realize that she isn't different from normal Japanese

since I can't understand what she says, I'm attracted to her all the more

× whike
○ while

>>308
I know what you mean when she speaks English or other languages
you don't understand, then she is mysterious and your imagination
stretches. But once she speaks Japanese, then she's not mysterious
anymore.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=sLJgoTd2eLo&feature=related

This music makes me feel energize.

You like the music or the images?

If you please tell me your age, sexuality, and the country that you live in.

Music
38, man, Japon

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=gt7HcvQn5CE

She is the best singer I've seen on youtube.

Oh Mr.kkggkkgg.

Plaese go to hell tomorrow morning.

I'm not KGKGKG. His English is terrible.
I think he uses translation software when he posts in English.

I never asked such a thing. That is the exact way that gkgkgk always goes.

>俺は「あなたに重荷をおろしてすみません・・」とマギ
>その時に「私のファンが私を弁護してくれなかったら私は何をするかわからない」といわれたよ。
>もちろんすぐあとで私は立ち直りが早いから大丈夫といわれたがな
>おまえみたなやつが苦しめてきたんだ。俺は２ちゃんに来なくなってからもマギと連絡
>とってたがおまえはどうだ？
This person made public what he and Magibon talked in private.
(Oh, he betrayed Magibon's trust. Poor Magibon.)
Anyway, that's not the point.

The problem is, does Magibon have a mental problem?
She says she doesn't know what she'll do if her fans don't
defend her. And I don't know where her fans are.
It seems to me like Magibon had faith in this guy but you know what...
Who she thought might be one of her fans turned out to be a traitor.
What is Magibon gonna do about it? Breaking computers?

「私のファンが私を弁護してくれなかったら私は何をするかわからない」

This translation is maybe wrong. You need to see her original English
instead of translation.
maybe That should be 私はどうしていいかわからない。
I don't know what to do, or something.

>>319
Nope. You shouldn't change it like you want it to be.

I've noticed Magibon should see a mental doctor..
I'm worried if she will be maddened.

what is the topic?
What are you talking about?

>>321
About Magibon, a famous youtuber in America, losing her mind.
I guess that's a typical thing for a person to say like when
her love cheats on her... Scary..

>>319
I agree with you.

And kkgkkg tends to regard others as psychoses
He has posted it too often on 2ch.

There's another thing the person who used to be a Magibon's fan says..
This one: それから俺は叩くことにした

He says he started bashing (Magibon) after that.
Ooooh, he probably found Magibon gross or something...
Hmm, the e-mail must've scared him away.

Haaaa???
Who is the Magibon? What did she do?
Why has she been famous?
Oh my goodness! It makes me irritate!

>>318
I think he believes he alone can protect Magibon.
But as I see it, Magibon says such things to everyone. lol
Poor man. he's so naive that he opened personal things.
Now I see better what Magibon is like. She's just disgusting.

>>325
Go see Youtube videos of Magibon staring at you like dummy
or if you have a niconico acount, then it also does the trick.
She's whoring on the Internet.

one who youve been thinking was nice can surprise you letting its one aspect which it has kept as its trauma because even a fine person is one who carried its own burden somewhere in its life, see?

It's estimated that Magibon earned a good deal of money by
posting on youtube. She should change her name from Magibon
to Magician. Webcam Magician.

328

What?? you are not good at. See?　What I mean?
Nobody can understand what you say.
Study english grammar more. tnen come here to join us.

I didn't know we can earn money if we send out some VTR to youtube.
So, Magibor struk it rich? If so, I will do the same thing.

>>331
Yes, 500 time views mean a dollar.
You need to apply for Youtube Partner Program, though.

If you are a lucky girl like Magibon, you can make big money
without so much pain. Just do it.

What is the opinion of 2channelers on attention whoring?

Today the owner of 4ch spoke for the first time in a long time. He said he
was very pissed off with the way the quality had declined.

I blame attention whores for a lot of the problems. On 4ch there are a lot of
girls who camwhore. It is not good for the quality of a board. Is there such a
concept as 'camwhore' on 2channel?

Sorry, I've gotta bonner/////

>>333
2ch is text only, you can't really camwhore here. I never click on an image file link
because people post guro pics here. (like rickrolling)

Q what do u do 4 luv??? r we havin fun yet???
yea well English, japan, Court life...
hmmm luv me wit ur eyes... undress & Luv me
cause when I'm sexin u I',m next ta u it's alright!!!! Cum hold me I'm closin in!!!
Happy Birthday baby!!!

I am a pen. It is delicious.

hmm
>>all(without me, of course)
u should kno the cybertech short cut talks... Japan invented them!!!

>>333
I think there's a bunch of boards here for that sort of thing. It's like where there's demand for it,
there comes some supply and possibly some business crops up from it. Or even some professionals
may drop images for advertisement or market research purposes. I doubt people go out of their
way to bash those girls or operate a negative campaign, though, unless either some sort of business
interest is involved or they hold a fanatical aversion to them.

blah...blah...

hello guys, how are you doing?

>>341
hello, just until now, I'd watched movie
it was so boring and I might as well sleep on bed as watch it
but my taste is strange, so othes may say it's interesting

by the way, some people might wonder why I have such time to watch movie in this afternoon
and they may even suspect that I am a Neet!

needless to say, i'm not NEET, but I'm not different from it, maybe

>>343
that's great, wacthing a movie is great when you are nothing to do and boring.
btw you are some kinda neet!
but thats OK...
Because it seems that therere much more plenty of neets around the world
who are not officially counted than those who are.

>>342

*bored

Who is this?

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>>343
yes, I have a great many friends in the world!
I don't have to grieve over my unfortunate circumstance
when I despair of something, all I have to do is to imagine my friends
by doing so, my worries would disappear and beautiful light illuminate my way ahead

ok, I had witten what I want to say
next, you
please explain why you are free today to me

Can who is not able to write English well take part in this thread?

>>348
Anyone can chat here.

>>349
Thank you for your response!
I like studying English, but I can't write and listen it well...
I will face the university enterance examination year after next.
So I must practice English!

>>350
hi, I'm examinee for university too
which one are you going to enter?

some employees in hot spring resort say that temperature of bath rised before earthquake occured in Tohoku destrict
this may be foretaste of earthquake
I hope that this phenomenon contributes to the study of earthquake

>>351
I wanna enter the uniersity of Nagoya.
How about you?

>>353
it's the great university
as for me, I aim to enter Osaka university

>>354
It's also great!
I think the higher an ambition is, the better.

>>354
I bet both of you'll end up entering Teikyo University.

Congratulations.

Maybe you're right.
It's just an aim.

>>355
I think so
I believe that effoting to enter a goond university makes me grow
incidentary, I failed the test of it this year

>>356
it is improbable to do so because I'm already a university student

Speaking of college, did Magibon mention she wanted to go to
Hawaii uni? Did she give up?

>>358
Thank you.
But... who are you?
>>359
Magibon?
An enemy of Ultraman or something?

>>360
sorry, I'm >>354
I'm an exminee but also a university student

hollo evrybody
as people in this thread often talk about Emily, I watched her on youtube!
though she is narcissistic a little, she is very pretty and attractive!
she is glamorous
but I heared that she got deteriorated these days
this is true or rumor ?

What do you mean by deteriorated?

>>363
OK
in other words, it means “to become worse or old”

>>364
Emily is doing modeling now.
You can see her in bikini here:
http://www.atop.co.jp/index.php
http://ameblo.jp/atopro/

Enjoy!

I think she is quite narcissistic。

>>365
thank you!
of couse, she is pretty now
but I prefer her at pikachu-bread to her today
it seems that she became an adult woman
how do you think?

White people look old compared to us Agians and their aging
accelarates in their 20's.

Magibon in bikini here.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=KCfGcuDADEg

Some idiots think it's photoshopped, but in fact
she uploaded it on her blog before, which means
she's deleted it now, though. Magibon was desperate for
attention at that time.

test

All your thread are belong to the Emily/Magibon stalker.

Do you know Magibon used to post in 2ch, here in the English board?

Just watch this video at first:
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=-6NqUmu4wA4
And then google this tripcode : ◆U2cdYrhXD6
You'll find her posts quite easily.
Actually I had a friendly conversation with her back then.
Now she seems advised not to post in 2ch like before.
I don't know if she's anonymous now.
You know, according to a Gyao rep, it seems Gyao ordered her
not to participate in conversation even in her own threads where
she appeared quite a lot like everyday, even though the rep
admitted that Magibon still seems to be reading 2ch.

>even though the rep admitted that Magibon still seems to be reading 2ch.

What do you mean?

I think she is peeking her thread on Youtube board but never heard that
Gyao admit that.

I think she's kind of rude. She disappeared from the thread without saying good bye.
It's people there in the thread who told her Gyao was contacting her and
some people translated what Gyao's staffers said into English.
And once she got a chance to appear on media such as Gyao, she
tries not to contact with people in the thread.

I haven't known that a lot of English thread is governed by Magibon and Emily
please dont't be mistaken, I like this thread very much

Just that a sicko is back in the place. No worries.

What do you think about me, who is 39 years old and all I can do on
Saturday afternoon is gosipping about Emily and Magibon and commenting
about their boobs.

I think I'd better kill myself.

ikiro

>>376
no kidding!
of couse, you deserve to live
but if you don't satisfy with your corrent situation, all you have to do is to change your life

Come to think of it, it's a typical form of attention seeking when you mention suicide to others.
So stop acting out and get it together, you moron.

>>373
http://www.j-cast.com/2008/04/14018990.html
USENの担当者は、
「アメリカでも、2ちゃんねるに自ら書き込んでいたので、
見ちゃうのかなと思います。一時期は中傷で落ち込んでいたようですが、
勇気付けられるものもあるので、前向きに考えるようにしているようですよ」

All right. I decided I keep on living and posting a comment like,
Emily is boobs look yummy and all. I feel like I'm a garbage or something.

Her debut on a Japanese magazine is in August.
That's what she said in her blog. She'll be in a bikini in sensual poses.
She doesn't seem to live in Nagoya. She seemed to be lying because
a stalker followed her to her room before and she doesn't want to reveal
where she lives. That's what I heard.

She said in her blog as if she has been shuttling back and forth
Nagoya and Tokyo, but if you think about time it takes to go back and
forth between Tokyo and Nagoya, her entries condradict.

So in conclusion, it is said that she actually has been living in Tokyo
but pretends to live in nagoya.

Just so you know, Gyao is a subsidiary of USEN.

>>381
Emily is a liar. That's it. Thank you.

>>380
I see. Thanks.

>>382
USEN's current president is a good looking man.
He is Chinese or Korean descendant as far as I know.

USEN has a black history, illegally using lampposts to spread their
music distribution network. At least I've read the story on a website.

Magibon's rich now.

I wonder if everyone who talks about Emily and Magibon here is all Japanese
is there somebody who know it?

Most likely so.

Do you know Moe Oshikiri?
Compare these two videos. Shocking and funny.
I knew she was bullying girl type and she was disguising herself as
a woman with class, but I didn't know that she was so ugly and coarse
when she was younger.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=k7aPzrd6v4w&feature=related
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=UYtV26a8h-I&feature=related

I don't know what I'll do if my fans don't defend me!!

Magibon's fart must smell like pizza.

>>389
Moe?
Oh! Japanese Otaku!

Who's your favorite pornstar?

Do you know Moe Oshikiri?
押切もえと知り合いですか？

No, I don't.
いいえ（知り合いではありません）。

Do you know about Oshikiri Moe?
押切もえのことを知っていますか？

Yes, I do.
はい（知っています。）

>>389
I recognized that she was operated on for her face
it is not too much to say that she is a second Michel Jackson
she is very different from what she was in high school

bur, since she has a dark past, I like her all the more
she has a quit strong mind
we should follow her

I'd rather like to see Moe Oshiri.

>>394
thank you
it's beneficial

Liars are always explaining why they lie to others.
But that's nothing. They lie because they'd like to lie.
Don't listen to their explanations because their explanations are another lies.

If you didn't wanna be noticed where you live,
you shouldn't tell nothing about it.

I'm from Saitama. It's a heavenly place. What about you?

>>399
I don't have particular impression about saitama
what comes to my mind is only “kureyon-sinchan”
I hear that Nohara family lives in kasukabe

>>400
It's the greatest paradise known to humans. You'll like it very much, that I'm sure of.
As a matter of fact, you're now an honorable Saitamajin that you can't refuse to be,
as I endow you here. You should be proud.

Hey cocksuckers.
How does it feel to suck your own puny dick?
Oh shit, I forgot, you're all men without a dick, so you can't suck a cock even if you wanted to.
Fucking pathetic cunts.

As if you tried and failed to do so, you suckabitch.

It's rainy season here in Japan but today, I can see beautiful blue
sky and it's perfect day to take a walk.

But I stay at home and am surfing on the net.
It must be better to surf in a real sense on the sea.

Magibon's fart probably smells better than Yurkoin's.

hello, my friends
I have a question about Emily.
I watched the movie of Pikatyu-bread in youtube and then I found Emily pretty
but, did Emily actually make the movie for herself?
if so, she is very talented!

Emily and her stalker KGKGKG.

>>406
Yeah, I think she makes her videos on her own.
I don't know if she's talented or not but at least she seems to
enjoy making videos.

She appears on Stickam, which is kind of like live broadcating on Internet.
It's like chatting with webcam. She does Stickam chatting about once
a week so if you're interested in participating in a live chatting session
of her, check her blog. She usually announces there when she'll start
stickam chatting.

I read somewhere someone's post saying she's no longer interested in
making videos on Youtube. She has just started working as a model
so I think she keeps trying to get connected with her "fans" on her
blog and Stickcam. Not Youtube any more.

She seems to be working as a model today for the magazine she'll
appear on in August. Check her blog and you can see some photos of
her wearing a bathrobe. That means she is wearing a swimsuite
under it if I'm not wrong.

thank you for giving me a lot of information about her
if I feel inclined to talk with her, I'll participate in that chat
or peek at the chat
anyway, Pikachyu-bread is quit unique and I've not have watched such kind of movies so far

409は>>408

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/06/22/philippines.ferry/index.html

This is a tragedy. More than 700 people are dead after a ferry was
turned over.

Oh my god

Emily is unbelievable. She was desperate to get into Japan just
so she could become a whore. Are whores in Japan looked after
well?

>>373
Several people - myself included - disappeared from 2ch around the
same time because it became impossible to post from non-Japanese
addresses. I spent a few weeks trying different ways to post (the 2ch
firefox extension, proxies, etc) but gave up after a while.

>>414
why are you be able to use 2ch now?

meriken?

He's in Tokyo now.

>>414
So, that's the one and only reason you insisted to your boss you move here in Japan,
I take it. Seriously though, magibon stopped posting before IP regulations
were done as far as I know.

She has changed her attitude toward posters in 2ch right before Gyao decided
to invite her to Japan. Chances are Gyao instructed her to stop posting in 2ch, because
2ch has negative images and they thought her posting in 2ch would make a bad
impact on her prospective carrer in show business in Japan.

They are seeing how she keep her popularity on Internet, including the
number of views on her Youtube video and acesses to her blog.
Plus, the number of viewers of her pay per watch program on Fuji TV online program
featuring her. And the numbers of viewers on her Gyao programs.

If they decided she would be able to deliver in Japanese market,
they'll make her make Japan debut. That's what she's dreaming, too.

Emily is online on Stckam now.

http://www.stickam.jp/profile/applemilk17

>>415
Japanese IP address, and a different 2ch client (jd).

I'm wondering how long it takes emily to go from グラビア to ピンク.

Hey merkin, this is off topic, but do you still have the website you made that contains useful info on Jane Style?
I'm sure some of heavy 2ch users from overseas would appreciate that page, if you don't mind, since I don't see
anything that's written about it in English.

Is this merkin the merkin I know of? I mean an American guy who first posted
in 2ch a few years ago?

>>421 >>422
By definition, everything here is on topic. And I'm the only merkin I know
of that's posted here. However, I have no idea what "Jane Style" is;
refresh my memory?

Jane Style is yet another 2ch browser:

ttp://janestyle.s11.xrea.com/

>>424
Aha. I wrote a tutorial thing on the 2ch extension for firefox, but I've
never used Jane Style. These days, I'm using jd, which appears to be a
unix semi-clone of Jane Style.

jd info: http://jd4linux.sourceforge.jp/

>>425
Ah I see. For some reason, I thought you wrote about how to use Jane Style.
I don't know how I got them mixed up. Well, it was quite a while ago...

How moronic of you to call yourself merkin.

please tell me the meaning of the “moronic” and “merkin”

moronic means モロキュー.
A kind of traditional Japanese pickles.

merkin reads as マークン.
He is a young pitching monster of Tohoku Rakuten Eagles.

モロキュー rules all the rest of cucumber dishes no doubt.
マークン I have no idea.

New adjective, "blue-oral".
Definition; [attributive] disparaging a person, a group of people, a nation by spreading a rumour that they are perverts.
Origin; Japanese news agency, "Daily-Mainichi" had reported for five years in it's column contributed by Ryan Connell
in order for the nation Japan to be believed to be perverts without any fact and with clear intentions of refusing to
accept any possible claim.
Mainich News Agency is known to have a blue trademark. And in this series of insultation,
they had reported once that Japanese mothers habitually have oral-sex with their sons.

>>428
Maybe it's because he's Amer'kin.

Then again, maybe I'm trying too hard.

The English people are very proud.
So I heard.

Hello people. My name is Luboska I using internet and i think about dating with othe person man from other country. I try find some dating site but i can't write letters to man because i don't have credit cart.... I post it mesage at this forum:
I WANT FIND MAN TO LONG TIME RELATIONSHIP AND MARRID.
I want tell some more information about me.
I am single GIRL. if you want start correspondent with me please write to my e-mail address: [email protected]
I will waiting you letter soon.
Luba.

Is rosiajin coming back?


Anyway.. Now it seems that I understand the whole situation.

You native English speakers need lots of Japanese people
who are capable as English speakers.
And they must be also motivated well.

So, just moving is not enough for you, right?
If all of you moved into aother small space,
whatever it might be,
should be like an uninhabited island to you.

You natives really need this English board,
where numbers of Japanese people are talking about English themselves.
But now you have troubles with posting here from each of your reasons.

Then the problem looks getting a bit complicated...

1) You may search for another proxy and use it until it'll have restricted.

2) You can pay 2ch for using your domestic proxy.
　 Or ask your Japanese friends to set some proxy servers at their homes.

3) You may move into an uninhabited island of your own accord.

Must be one choice between the three.

Have you gone completely insane?
Don't so picky.
Don't take it　out on me!
I know too much.
What is it to you?
You're weired.
You're hard man to know.
You're disgusting.
I didn't ask you to do things like this.
You ask my opinion, then you don't take it.

Hey!!! Man!
George Carlin dead at 71 yesterday...

>>436
HDDI WYYYIY?

What the hell does it mean?

X You may search for another proxy and use it until it'll have restricted.
O You may search for another proxy and use it until 2ch will have shut it off.

I know you've never asked me anything.
Your opinion? Would you like to point it out again if you pls?

>>436
If you were >>258, I might ask your handle name at first.
Coz I've never asked >>251 & >>255-256 to any anons around here.
I don't wanna be mean to you.
But now you seem to be able to post here and it means that you can't act for all of them.
You'll be sure about what I say after reading this below.

I don't mind if this thread itself is getting lively or not duaring a certain period.
So long as it doesn't stop completely.

I mind not the situation itself but what the situation implies.
I minded only why most of the people who used to enjoy posting here were vanished all at once.

>>258 just said "leave this thread as it is".
And now I agree with this point too.
But if they wish they'd had another choice, I would like to do something for them. I think we'd better to do.
It shouldn't be just a refuge from 2ch as I said.
When we move somewhere, new place must be better equipped than the former place.

One more thing.
>>258 mentioned to 4ch.org. But actually I know nothing about 4ch.org.
I took it for 4chan.org and mixed them up. Excuse me for it.

That's all.

I've had one quetion about western people whose mother tongue is English
the quetion is “do they use E-mail by cellurphene?”

a lot of Japanese E-mail each other by cellurphene because Japanese character is fit for short messages
but I thik English doesn't

for examle, if you want to write “where do you go tomorrow?”in Japanese
all we write is only “明日どこ行く？”　very short

Hi,Mark.

I gave just imformation for studesnts.
Many students know G-edu is not nice company.
And many students has furastration.It is difficult to book at NOVA.
One of my NOVA friends was worried about XanXruptXy again.

>>432
That's one of the reasons, actually - in the American South, people
pronounce "American" like "merkin". The other reason is that "merkin"
is an amusing word: it means "pubic-hair wig".

>>427
僕は惚ける、やなぁぁ？

>>441
Yes, SMS or "texting" is popular among English-speakers; some phones
have "T9", which makes typing much faster.

A wizard offers to double your intelligence in exchange for your entrails.
Do you accept?

I'd much rather not sell my entrails.

>>444
And it's the most annoying thing in existence.

>>440
I'm none of those you've been talking to, but maybe it'll be easier for them to see if it's worth a visit
if you set up a site and advertise it here. Otherwise, no one can really agree or disagree with you.
Note that I'm neither encouraging nor discouraging you to do something, though.

>>444
it's something like keyboard?

>>448
I see. Then I'll listen to you just for reference. Thx.

I asked it to them before my doing it coz I was not sure if they were still around.
I've been afraid of it, but it looks that those people ain't here any more
except イギリス人さん.

And now he seems to avoid getting concerned with this topic.
I guess he has no proxy problems now and doesn't need to think about it.
His attitude told me that he had no interest in this topic at least.
I like this kind of indications. It's quick and smart.

In fact イギリス人さん is much better at managing this kind of tasks than I am.
If he had needed it, he should have worked it out already.

No one is so eager for this proposal.
Now I don't think it worth trying to me.
Anyway I had to ask them once to find it out.

>>450
One thing I don't understand is why you act like a moderator or something.
You hadnn't come here for a long time and after long absence you suddenly
started worrying about this thread and posters here?
That doesn' make sense at all. Do you think you are special or something?
Nahh.

I haven't come here coz I'd said so.
I came back coz I was asked and told someone about this thread.

I think anyone can be special if the person do something special.
Any other questions?

>>452
So you think you are special.

What something special did you do?

I said the anyone could be special when the person did something special.

I think being special is not the steady status.
It depends mostly on how the person act and even on how the person think.

...Special doesn't always mean superior, you know.
And you are already special person to me.
Coz you seem to hate something special but never stop talking about special matters.

You see?

X I said the
O I said that

X how the person act and even on how the person think.
O how the person acts and even on how the person thinks.

X And you are already special person to me.
O And you are already a special person to me.

X I think anyone can be special if the person do something special.
O I think anyone can be special if the person does something special.

I was writing during my work, so I was too careless.

You're all have a good command of the English language!
How long have you been studying it?

>>454
Synonyms do you use them.

>>454
Your understanding in English too terrible to keep communicating.

>>459
So is yours. lol!

>>457
Sorry. I'm not better than just one "Engrish" speaker(/poster) as you see above...
Anyway, my "Engrish" maybe gradually improving.
I owe it to a certain YouTuber (I was motivated by her at first), My chat teacher (She is very bright and tolerant indeed)
and of course this thread and people who used to be here.

That was why I asked what to do this time.

>>459
Okay. But you may have a good potential for being much better than me.
I guess your brain is younger than me. Mine is almost dying~

Strike while your brain is alive! Bye~

<<461
Just keep studying and speaking it should get better.

>>461
Your Engrish is the best. lol
Sorry to tell you but your English is at the worst end here.

Hey, guys. What's going on in this thread?

Read from >>1-464.

I will look at color when you get home.
I really don't know which ones you are looking at?
There is no 420TC that I could find. Also, don't want Egyptian Sheets,
those are like the blue ones that your mum got us, and they are not as soft and they get little balls on it....
I will show you when you get home. The ones we like the best are the Sateen Sheet, not Egyptian.
We will look when you get home.

Rambo was a terrible movie

>>450
Actually, I'd been thinking for a while about making a similar board
just so everyone could join in, but was waiting to see what the
reactions would be like... I was just being lazy and letting you do
the research work for me, sorry.

If >>450 make a forum, I won't join.
If >>469 make a forum, then I'll join.

I just expressed my stance just for referance.

This thread is so stupid. You guys only talk nonsense.

>>469
You're the most diligent person MDP ever in this thread.
Everyone knows it!
I've done those researches coz I just wanted to do.
You don't have to be sorry for anything.

But I wanna ask you one thing
if you can write a code like messengers' extensions and modify some GPL chat server program.

I myself have never used one but I've read some articles before
saying that some messenger clients have twitter extensions
and those're useful when we post something to twitter from IM clients.

In our case, both a chat server program and a client's extension will be needed.
Server must be working for usual chat first,
and also it shows this thread, even re-posts the chat conversations there to this thread at same time.
(Note 1: This might be regarded as a violation against 2ch agreements. Though I'm not sure about it.)
(Note 2: The server program must have time regulation for re-posting so as not to be restricted from 2ch.)
(Note 3: We need at least one Server holder in Japan. The person must meet our needs.)
(Note 4: The server should be able to re-post to this thread only.)

About a client,
A free platform popular client will be desirable.
The chat member must be selected somehow, for example, what they've written here before.

....Is it my daydream? (*>▽<)

We're all about getting debt free - one person at a time.

In 30 seconds we can tell you if we can:
- Save you thousands on your debt
- Deal with debt based on YOUR terms
- Wipe out your debt in 12-36 months
- Help guide you in dealing with creditors
- Without a credit check

>>464
I know. lol lol lol

What do you want me to do about it.
What's wrong with it?
I can stand it no longer.
Speak for yourself.
You humiliated me.
I'm gonna do it.
I want you to be prepared.
You'll be sorry for this.
Take it back!

Who are you talking with?

I know, a lot of what you say is true. I have some major issues that I need to work through. I need you to be a little more supportive and positive towards me and I too will do the same.
I am a work in progress, wish it would happen over night! At least you have given me hope now, so let us both start on it today. I have an appt. with my counselor this Monday at 1:00
if you want to go? Otherwise, next time.

small question...
I am a white teenager girl,and i always liked Japanese guys,
but i also see that it's rare for a Japanese guy to date a white girl,i see more japanese girls date white guys...
I look very different from a japanese girl :
i have blonde hair, i have very white skin color,i'm little taller then japanese girls are...
And as i saw japanese guys prefer girls who act like them,little shy,polite and you get it(i hope...)
Well everyone always said to me that i act like a japanese girl..i know japanese,i know japanese culture well,i have japanese friends
...and my friend(japanese friend) once told me that if i wasen't looking so different in the look,nobody would ever guess i'm not japanese.
Right now i'm not living in japan,but i'v been there and i think of going to live there for long time(lifetime),
i want to have a japanese boyfriend but i think that it doesn't matter how japanese do i act or that i know japanese,
i think japanese guys are gonna be kind of scared of me,and won't even try to know me just because of my look
...i know it's a kind of weird question and nobody might know,
but is there any chance i will be treated as japanese just because i am who i am and not because of how i look like?
by nikki 2008/6/24

I'm Japanese, and there is one simple question that has been bottled up in my mind so far.
these days, more and more foreigners （especially western people） come to Japan and some of them live here.

WHY?

in my opnion, they come here just because they want to absorb people's attention
I cannot come up with other reaosons
if you have another reason, please tell me

>>479
I moved to Japan because I wanted a change from life in America, ave
been interested in Japanese culture and art for quite a while, and so forth.
I certainly didn't move here because I'm an attention whore; I don't like
undue attention, actually.

>>479
You are not answering her question.
You have to answer to her before you ask her any questions

>>480
Are you happy living in japan?

Let me get trolled just for the hell of it.
It depends on where you're from, but as you know, Japan is not a multi-ethnic society, so the concept
of being a citizen might be totally different from that of your country, and you know it's less likely that
you'll be instantly regarded as Japanese by appearance, esp your blonde hair. This might sound a bit twisted,
but knowing and acceptingthe fact that you'll be treated differently on occasion is actually a part of being
Japanese, in my opinion. As for your personal love life, it really depends on the person I guess.

>>478
>I am a white teenager girl
>is there any chance i will be treated as japanese just because i am who i am

No.

Ey guys, I was jus thinking.... wouldnt it b nice if Japanese national lang is English???
People who speak English have more easier life....... Suicide rate in Japan indicates ppl got stressed and shit.....
I think thats because of Japanese. In English there are no any honorifics, so less stress.

What do u think

and also if Japan wants to lead Asia, English is goin to b vital for conversaton and business.

>>485
Troll harder. You're not even trying.

>>484
Do you really want to?

Anyway, I prefer English girls because they are very cute.

>>489
HA! What a joke. You must be looking at a painting, friend.
English girls have horrible teeth that strike fear into the
heart of all men.

>>490's right man. English girls are fugly.

I want a native English woman's wife.

>>492
Native English women don't have wives.

>>493
English men do. Some have Dutch wives too.

>>490
Yes, their face isn't beautiful very much, but their movement is so kawaii!!!

>>491
NO! I don't agree.

Sup ppl.

>>485
if janabese national language were changed into English, more person would commit suicide
on the ground that they can't communicate by English.

>>495
Are we talking about the same England here?
Do you think it's cute when the fat ones sway from side to side
or when the drunk ones stagger around and fall over?

So... is this the thread that argues about whites?

>>499
Don't feel constrained. You're free to hate anything and complain
about it.

>>500
Nuh, I've been wondering cuz ppl in 2ch are really... racists from what I've noticed.
Looks like ppl in here seem quite nice.

>>501
Everywhere on the internet is racist if you take the trolls.
Seriously, go anywhere - youtube, 2ch or even the real world.

>>502
>even the real world.

I lawled.

>>502
cuz in our culture, we dun usually say those things a loud even in the internet.

That's right and I hate the female vandals of a university in
Gifu prefecture who did an ugly graffiti on the wall of an
Italian cathedral.

>>504
Where are you from if I may ask?

http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-9973825-7.html

A must read for **** aka pubic hair.

>>482
Mostly. Even though I can't understand much Japanese, my day-to-day
life is still OK; I'm not in danger of starving or being unable to use the
subway or anything like that.

The hardest part is not being able to talk to people very well.
It's very frustrating to be unable to say more than a few very simple
things, especially since I have a large English vocabulary.

You can't participate in the culture if you can't communicate.

>>478
You must take a placard with you when you go out
,that says にほんごできす　おとこども　かかってこい すしおごれ.
Maybe a kind of printed T-shirts also work, I guess.

>>479
Ask it to Leah Dizon, Angela Aki, MonkeyMajik, and so many others.
You can also ask it to any of ALTs all over Japan.


Now... I've changed my mind...
>>472 is way hard for that simple purpose.

How about our trying Twitter together with famous handles here?
ttp://twitter.com/
ttps://addons.mozilla.org/ja/firefox/addon/5081

Or はてな also has such kind of a service called はてなハイク.
ttp://h.hatena.ne.jp/
(はてなハイク seems like a really small community so it maybe hard for us to fit with them.)

All of us need not to post there but to just register ourselves and chase handles.
We can join it from our IM clients or browsers' extensions too.

We might have a common suffix and call ourself
suchlike ****@CiE (Chat in English) or ****@MRN (moron) or ****@PVT (pervert).

Sounds fun?

>>508
I was just like you when I move to LA USA 2years ago.
I could'n speak English when I came here. I do understand your point though...

>>509
Your joke isn't funny at all.

>>511
Thank you for telling me so.

>>509
Why do you know so much about web services and programming? things.

>>513
Most of 2ch nera know these sorts of things.
I'm a just old geek and not hacker myself though.

>>514
I don't know anything about them although I'm a 2channeler for more than
5 years.

>>515
Excuse me but are you Japanese?

If you were Japanese,
you might have been hanging around only the issues that concerned yourself.

And you'll see that one of my concerns is these sorts of web services.

Leah Dizon, Angela Aki, MonkeyMajik

Losers in the US and one mongrel.

one mongrel : loser at the same time

Precisely losers in the west including one mongrel.

Precisely losers in the wes including two mongrels.

Are you naked?

>>440
I understood approxiamately what you meant. I spoke
for me, anonymous user's standpoint.
I don't wanna lose foreigners here.No forum can be populous and
attract people as 2ch, I guess.
After all 2ch's power invited them and will invite next イギリス人.

It's no use to cry about visitor's going in and out of this thread.
It's a flow of people. I brougnt cases of 米人 and k-tan.
I think they went off voluntarily.

But we should solve technical problems if they exist. Technical
problems shun foreigners of today and foreigners of future.
New site should be a temporary asylum, a supplement to 2ch.
If 2ch got fixed. nothing could surpass 2ch in the senses of
accomodating and attracting people and the taste (of 2ch).

After people with internet names here(mostly foreigners) would have
never met each other without 2ch.

And I meant 4chan.org.I don't know スウェーデン人 visits a 4chan's
thread. I know hardly about 4chan either.
I think just putting in >>1 the link of the thread スウェーデン人
has been posting messages on is enough at this point.

HENDERSON, Ky. - An employee shot and killed a supervisor and four others after an argument at a western Kentucky plastics plant,then turned the gun on himself

After (all) people with internet names here(mostly foreigners) would have
never met each other without 2ch.

>>523
Why do you know? Are you peeping me? I am watching a wimbledon
tennis match with my pants under my knees on the bed.
I just pulled my pants down. Not doing it for girls on TV.
They are not sharapova.

>>525
It's an american way. killing people directly who you hate.
Many 2channeler wonder why kato couldn't kill his supervisors
who he was furious with.

>>527
kato had also grudge against people who live a happy life
（2ch nellers call such people “REAL”）

Real? Noriaki is real. He is also reclusive but
has entered more prestigious university than kato.
I think noriaki and kato were at the same academic level in junior
high.
Both are from tohoku, north east of japan.

Kato is bitish. Look at his V(peace) sign.
Japanese are more british than british.
Japanese know how to use peace sigh than Churchill did.

Now I understood why it was called peace sign in japan.
Japanese were so abusive to themselves. German won't call
it peace sign.

I have a dream
I want to drive through a huge farming district in America
It must be very refreshing!
if there is anyone who have done before, please explain your experiences

have→has

>>509
Hmm... sounds possible. Was just working on writing both server and
client parts of a communication tool, a couple weeks back. That was
a Flash client, though, with a Java socket server. The only problem
I can see is with registration, as most people (I think) would prefer
anonymity. It's either a case of keeping anonymity and risking people
who abuse the system (by spamming or whatever), or registration and
a smaller userbase.

>>530
You have to be careful with peace signs here. With the palm of your hand
facing outwards, it's a peace sign, but with the palm of the hand facing
inwards, it's a mortal insult.

>>535
Have you ever heard of "Oxbridge accent"?
Does it really exist? 　http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%99%BD%E6%B4%B2%E6%AC%A1%E9%83%8E
This guy is said to have used "Oxbridge accent" proudly and looked down on
Americans. In my opinion it doesnt matter for japs to use Oxbridge accent. Japs are japs.

And didn't you hanker for entering one of two universities?
Your dad is probably one of thier alumni. Bureaucrats, especially
diplomats are likely to be from Oxbridge, aren't they.
Oh, sorry you dad is canadian..
Still your class and wealth of your family must have been enough for entering
Oxbridge. Is Oxbridge hard even for diplomat's son?

Me? Never heard of it.

hahaha. I may be 535 and I meant >>533, イギリス人.
And thank you for your information.
I may have seen a photo of a hispanic gang showing reverse peace sign.

>>535
nice.

Yukorin is the princess of Korin planet.

I wanna counter palm inward V sign with roman salute!!!

me too

Really. You are brethren.

you too

>>534
That's actually the first time I've heard it referred to as an
'Oxbridge accent'. We usually just call it 'Received Pronunciation',
and associate it with the BBC. It's sort of like an 'accentless' accent,
engineered to be most the most understandable in broadcasting conditions.

You're correct about diplomats and Oxbridge, though - a large number
of them are alumni of those universities. Personally, though, I didn't
even try to get in either of them. Neither are really geared towards
computing, and even though classed as prestigious, there are better
universities for that department. As for entry, though, it's mainly
about class rather than results, so a huge proportion come from
public schools.

>>478
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sZBOeLzoDGk
Yes, looks matters. Nobody can tell he is (canadian) japanese
from his looks. Even If we hear him speak japanese, we are not
sure he is japanese because he has thick accent.

And he must be in minority in Canada too.
He is speaking to the residence of japanese biggest yakuza(mafia) family with megaphone.
lol He was telling the stories of Zionist and Bush conspiracy and earthquake machine
and microchip in the brain and so on..
He urged yamaguchi gumi to change into business corporation.

Yes, I do agree with jewish conspiracy. But he went too far.

Is he イギリス人?　He is also deplomat's nd calls himself
anglo-saxon.

>>543
Thank you for answering me sparing your valuable time.

>It's sort of like an 'accentless' accent,
>engineered to be most the most understandable in broadcasting conditions.
So It's not somethig to be sarcastic and superior to commons.
Rather vice versa.
I'm not sure I could make it understood correctly.
Let me quote japanese original sentences.
GHQ/SCAP民政局長のコートニー・ホイットニー准将に英語が上手いと言われ
「あなたももう少し勉強すれば上手くなる」と白洲が返答した有名なエピソ
ードであるが、これは単に白洲の英語が日本人ばなれして上手だったので、
ホイットニーにやり返したと言う事では無い。このエピソードには以下の背
景がある。
イギリス英語にはオックスフォード大学とケンブリッジ大学の学生・教官・
出身者のみが喋る独特の訛があり、オックスブリッジアクセントと呼ばれる
（そして階級社会のイギリスでは、オックスブリッジアクセントを喋る者は
上流階級として、あらゆる場所で然るべき待遇を受ける）。ケンブリッジ出
身の白洲の喋る英語は、当然、オックスブリッジアクセントであった。一方、ア
メリカの大学とオックスブリッジとの関係であるが、アメリカで名門とされる大
学群であるアイビーリーグですらオックスブリッジを手本に創立され、しかもホイッ
トニーは、一般市民に広く門戸を開放した事で有名なジョージワシントン大学出身
である。つまり、これは、
米国人の出自
ホイットニーの学歴
オックスブリッジアクセントを知らず、あろうことか「英語が上手い」と褒めたホイットニーの無教養ぶり

の3つを揶揄する痛烈な皮肉である。

読みづれーｗ

Conspiracy theorists are just plain crazy, that's it.

I'll try to translate them into English in my humble English.

There was a famous episode that Shirasu replied "Maybe your English will improve, too, if you study a little harder"
in response to GHQ civil administration chief Courtney Whitney's words to Shirasu
"Your English is good". This episode doesn't only mean that
shirasu retorted to Whitney because Shirasu was a good English speaker for japanese.
This episode includes these backgrounds as follows. There is a distinctive accent called
Oxbridge accent which only students and instructors from Oxford and cembridge speak,( And people
who speak Oxbridge acccent get reasonable treatments everywhere because the UK is class society)
Shirasu's English was Oxbridge accent. On the other hand, even univirsities of ivy league
were based on Oxbridge and Whitney graduated from Geroge Washington University, which
was famous for opening the gate widely to commoners. All in all
Shirasu's reply was a cynicism to redicule these three points.
Origin of Whitney(American)
Academic background of Whitney
Whitney's ignorance to praise shirasu's English not knowing Oxbridge accent.

But jap was a jap? dont you think so? I think syumei okawa was more honorable.

And kanji ishihara. Both shouted at amerikens and amerikens
were overwhelmed.

Jewish conspiracy? You really are crazy.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu6dWGfOy2k&NR=1

The highlights of my day:

1. Anyone know/watch the show Grey's Anatomy? I've never seen it myself, but today I walked past them filming it out on the street.
It's always cool to see how they set up shots, with the guys wheeling these big cameras around. There was a big crowd gathered around the outside.

2. I always bum around an hour or two in the bookstore, and today when I went to the travel section, there were two Japanese girls there.
They were flipping through the Tokyo guidebooks and chatting in Japanese. I hovered next to them pretending to read a random book, trying to eavesdrop, but I couldn't hear them very well.
Combination of them speaking really quickly and quietly, and my listening being the suck. (;_;)

3. There's this group of black guys who are always in the same place every day. They have a CD player and they try to get random people to listen to their CD and maybe buy it.
I'm walking past them, and the guy starts to try talking to me. I glance up at him, wave him off and say, "No thanks."
But as I'm walking through them, I hear the guy behind me say, "You look ? as a motherfucker!"
I was listening to my mp3 player so I missed the most important word. His tone of voice suggested it wasn't a compliment, though. w
I wonder what he said...

Did you know Leah Dizon already let us see her pussy???
I've just found out. Curious?

Bows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air And featherd canyons everywhere I"ve looked at clouds that way But now they only block the sun They rain and snow on everyone

>>554
In a nutshell, you meant you liked to have a look at Leah's pussy?

I like rabbits. They are cute.

>>524
I know what you've said before.
But I don't think 2ch has a power of itself.
2ch system is never accomodating and attracts nothing except their sponsors.
What you regarded as accomodating and attractive should be the people here.
The people have a power.

And again, I think 2ch doesn't need any supplements now.
If it did, it should be the very matter that 2ch administrators were responsible for.
None of my business.
I'm just searching for a "way out" of 2ch to have "another choice".
It might have the power when people seriously need it.

Also I think you'd better stop talking
as if you were 米人さん or any other handles here.

Before a month or two, I found スウェーデン人さん somewhere outside of 2ch.
Now I'm not sure but it wasn't 4chan. FYI.
Just try googling.

>>533
Thank you for your response.
A flahs client? Like a sort of widgets?
It seems really interesting topic..but I've given it up as I said above.

In my past idea, registrations must be required
only by the handles who are troubled with their proxies.
Anyway, I can hardly tell them from other abusers.
Yes you're right.

One more thing about anonymity. If we started Twitter together,
we could easily see our relativity that was always covered by 2ch.
(Strictly speaking, Twitter also can be a anonymous way of communication though.)

My post here is one post and nothing more.
I don't know how much people are reading mine and who they are.
One abusing AA, one shout of racists, one doodling of juniors,
every post must be treated equally here except >>1.
That is 2ch's equalization for good or for bad.

However in the case of Twitter, it might be different.
That is not the matter of anonymity but it slightly binds the people for sure.

I like rabitts, too. So yummy!

Do you call me?

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ttp://tirukuru.jp/pyon/mona/link_aa_t1.html

I wish I were miffy..

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I like this one best. It's got soul and class.

うさたまうさたま〜
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I estimate that everyoen here doesn't know the fact concerning to rabbits

if a rabbit feel lonely severely, suprisingly it gets to die!
strangely enough, they die due to loneliness
my friend in high school kindly told me that about 3 years ago

at that time, I thought that animals aren't different from human very much
thay have also mind as us

>>531
I live in one it's not so great.

Don't leave a rabbit alone!

>>565
really?
I want to do at least one time with listening to “going to Carifornia”:song by led zepppelin
I don't know the words in the song are suitable for the atomosphere

＞I don't know wheter the words in the song are suitable for the atomosphere, though

Good afternoon everyone! Any one live in Osaka?

>>567
Take the highway to California.

I live near to Osaka, but not in Osaka

I live in Hong Kong. I visited Osaka and Kyoto in Feb. Very beautiful.

Somebody but not anybody

I went to Hong Kong a year or two ago.
The bustling city is nice to sightseeing and shopping.

>>572
was there any place where you touched very much?

Anything will be held in HongKong during the summer olympic games?

Last time, I visited Namba, Shinsaibashi and Horie. I will visit again in Jan.
I just wonder where Japanese go during weekend. I think Japanese will not go to these places
since they are for touristsj.

I stayed at a hotel in Kaholoon(I may have missspelled) distric.
I like the shopping area veru much and the skyscrappers at Central, the financial center,
are breth-taking senery when you look at them on the top of the mountain.

yuebing and oolong are the most famous Japanese rabbits.
They're known as the "pancake bunny".

I googled the image of pancake bunny. And it was funny.

>>575
I like shopping in Japan. Kiyomizu Temple is the place I was touched the most.

>>576
There will be an Olympic Equestrain competition held in Hong Kong. It is about
controlling a horse to do many difficult tricks.

>>581
I went to Kiyomizu temple as school day trip when I was fourth grade in elementary school
it is beautiful place as you know!
do you drink holy water there?

>>574
>>578
However, I like go shopping in Japan rather than in Hong Kong. I think Hong Kong
is too bustling. It is too crowded. People get tensed and crazy easily.
The buildings are too tall and making the air pollution worse
and making

do→did

>>583
Yes. I did. I also ate soft ice-cream and cuttle fish balls.

>>586
oh! you seemed to enjoy yourself!
I am jealous of you!

I love Netherland Dwarf the best.
And I found that I'd almost forgotten NOVA Usagi...

>>582
Thx.
Is that Hong Kong city where an amusement park full of characters
suchlike Disney, Sanrio, Doraemon, and stuff stands?
I remember the articles on the net and it was kinda funny. Even cute.

>>588
Yes. There is a Disney Land in Hong Kong. However, most Hong Kong people
criticize that it is a bad idea to build this. The park is just half finished because
Hong Kong Government does not have enough money to invest.
It is totally different from Universal Studios where you can not finish all games
in 1 day.

I'm not 588.
>>589
if what you said is Universal Studios in Japan, I can finish all games in a day.

>> 590
Yes. Really! I did it fast, but I can't finish all the games.

I have a question. Do Japanese like Ebisu jeans? Do Japanese think it is expensive?

>>591
I guess you think that Ebisu Jeans is not cool, and wonder why some Japanese
prefer to it, don't you!?

I luv Ebisu Jeans! Yukorin loves it tooooooooo

>>591
How many Edison Chan's photos have you collected?

>>592
No. I think Ebisu Jeans is really cool. In fact, I have 3 pairs. Many Hong Kong people
,including me, think it is a great brand. However, I want to know the truth.
Is it famous in Japan? or We Hong Kong people just think it is famous in Japan and
actually it is not.
Because I didn't see many Japanese wore it when I visited Osaka.

>>594
Wow! I am surprised you know the news!
Actually, I have over 300.

>>596
Is Edison Chan famous in Japan?

>>396
This topic was common here long time ago.
over 300? I used to save more than 400 photos in my PC but
I got bored with them and deleted all of them.

I love the photos of the amateur girl who was high in chinese beauty
contest (in Australia?). Do you know anything about her?

>>597
I haven't heard about him until this scandal but I knew that
movie stars from Hong kong appears in Intial D. It was not until
this scandal that I get to know he was in the movie.

>>598
I deleted all of them too. Edison Chan will not appear again.

I don't know about this girl. Do you have the link of the photos of this girl?

>>599
I watched the movie and I don't like it. I think they didn't play the characters well.
And the story is greatly modified.

>>600
This girl.
http://blog-imgs-18.fc2.com/t/a/i/taiwanryusyutu/007.jpg

>>601
Oh yeah? I haven't watched it. It was said that it is extremely
difficult to make the comic into live action film.

http://bulkstar.blogspot.com/2008/02/edison-chen-and-mandy-chen-yu-ju-sex.html

This girl.

>>602
I see. We are not sure who she is. Some body say she is a singer in
Taiwan.

Do you know Stephen Chow? Kung Fu Soccer?

>>604
This actor? http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=23cPYYWZE4Y
Maybe he directed the movie, too. Very talented man.

I watched the movie. It was nonsense but hilarious.
That was a really funny movie.

>>604
Gotta go now. See yuo around.

>>606

Happy Chatting with you. See you again

America decided to support North Korea.
America chose North Korea over Japan.
Japan is left alone! lol

America will be the biggest supporter of North Korea all over the world.
I think it's time Japan decided to stand on its own two feet and stopped
counting on America for political matters. America isn't Japan's friend.

I love Amorica.

ttp://www.sleazeroxx.com/censored/amorica1.jpg

Don't trust America, don't trust Bush.
America is the worst enemy of the world now.
America destries the nature and will never do anything
against global warming.
Because of America, we are experiencing unprecedented crisis
of skyrocketing increase of gas price and food price.
America is the strongest and worst enemy of the humans.
We must fight against it.

*destroys*

Don't get cocky, America.
The rest of the world is disbelieving.
You should watch it.

>>613
Shut your filthy big mouth up, idiot.
America is justice. Everything it does is always correct and
has never been wrong because it's JUSTICE!!
Keep in mind the end justifies the means. America is the only one
that can understand the meaning of it.

suck my dick

I don't mind lifting restrictions on North Korea
but before doing it, America should make North Korea abondon its all of nuclear wepons
if there are nuclear bombs, it would make no sense to lift restrictions

>>614
Lick my ass.

America is a poor negociator.
Hill is the worst. lol

>>617
Eat my shit.

>>614
You are oafish.

America no.1!!!
American speak English!!
Speaking English no.1!
So America no.1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the figure of“lol” is popular among English speakers?
to be sure it looks interesting, but what is real meaning?

English is lethal. you should avoid it
http://phocks.org/stumble/lethality.php

That's how it sounds when they are choking.

North Korea and America will make a good couple.

what is lol !?
tell me! please tell me!!

LOLOLOL

Hill is really disgusting. We all know that.

But US is much better than any others.
In fact, we must put the more responsibility on China in this case.
And make it shared with Russia of course.
It's a pity that South Korea is no longer reliable.
They just followed the majority and they will do so forever.

a little drunky drunk last night? anyhoots whats on your agenda today?
did you want to go to dinner tonight?....I am really tired...
all kinds of shit going on around here marlyn is driving me absolutley nuts...j

lovely yukorin lovely yukorin lovely yukorin

It's been a while. These days Yukorin enthusiasts are here and there
(maybe the same person) in this thread. Good to know that he/they are
still alive.

>>586
I guess it was not cuttlefish balls, but octopus balls.

http://images.google.co.jp/images?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLG_ja___JP225&q=octopus%20balls&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
aren't they what you ate?
Octopus balls(takoyaki) is the soul food of Osaka. Osakajin(osaka people)
prefer octopus balls over okonomiyakiお好み焼き.
Every osaka household seems to have one takoyaki maker and have their own
taste. It's unthinkable for people outside osaka.

In tokyo octopus balls are popular. But the price is much higher and
some shop is selling the image of long tradition like tsukiji gindako.
But It's a lie.

Takoyaki is generally eaten as a snack food, but some people eat as a side dish with a bowl of cooked rice in Osaka.

hehehe. It's also unthinkable. some 2channelers mock osakajin
for this.

Osakajins are barbarians.

To be more precise
I wanted to mean tsukiji gindako is a lie.
There is no connection between tsukiji and takoyaki.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1583483/%27Victim%27-arrested-over-YouTube-%27rape%27-video.html
I don't get it.
Was rape video staged by a wife?

Octopuses are very intelligent creatures; in fact, they are proven to be more so than the majority
of Osakajin, while this tendency is seldom observed in other regions. It is therefore justifiable to
eat takoyaki elsewhere but should be banned strictly in Osaka.

>>637
you have a strange region, but what you say may be true to some degree lol（←I don't know what is this）

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Internet_slang
lol and other internet slangs explained

>>637
Maybe they have very stupid octopuses in Osaka?

I wanna go to Yukorin's yakiniku restaurant!!! Did anybody go?

How many Japanese are racially aware?

I mean. Do Japanese understand there are inherent differences in race?

For example, here in the west, you are not allowed to say blacks are inferior
even though it is quite evident they are.

Do Japanese understand that not all races are equal?

yeah yeah

I ate fried whale today ^ ^ Yum yum

>>639
thank you!
the way of using “lol” was a little wrong lol !!

when i close my eyes i just see danmaku everywhere. I have been playing a touhou game all night.

I am listening to classical music to feel better now.

http://studio.ameba.jp/index.do

Emily's is now on a live show of Internet TV from 10pm to midnight.

>>640
It is not very nice of you to intend an insult to octopuses or to question their intelligence.

Why is Touhou so big now?

I think anyone who eats octopus should be condemned.

Octopi are chewy and yummy

I often hear foreign people dislike a octopus because of its appearance.

>>652
You watched the Internet program Emily made appearance in.
She did a pretty good job but the program was kind of boring
partly because the comedians in charge of MC were not so funny,
partly because Emily doesn't know how to react to them in a
funny way with witts and jokes. That can't be helped though because
she has just gotton into show business.

>>653
What has this to do with octopuses?

Emily is an octopus.

>>654
In the two hour long program they talked about octopus.
I don't remember exactly what they were talking about but
Emily was saying Western people can't eat octopus or something like that.

The quality of the program was too low to keep watching it for the
whole hours, so I was net surfing while the show was going on.

Maybe >> 650 watched the program, not >>652.

>>642
I don't know it's because of indirect influence of american jew media.
But there are pressure and belief to belive that all races are equal.
Most of japanese believe all races are equally biologically and
genetically and some doubts negro's euquality and can't say
openly. But negroe's inferiority don't mean we are superior. Negroes are
just exceptional.

I think japanese are not as racially aware as whites.
Japanese don't think we are superior because of race.
Even if some think we are superior , many japanese may atrribute superiority to
environmental factors.

And we still don't see as many negroes as you. It's possible that the more we get to know
negroes, the more likely we are to come to the same conclusion as you.
When most of us come to believe negroes are inferior and can't openly say this belief
, it's a compulsion and not freedom of speech.
You whites are in this situation now? You must be stifled everday.
Stormfront and Vangurad news network is one of your solutions?

White (nationalists) belive superiority in every aspects : their beauty(face and structure), their
intelligence, their physical ability and etc
We japanese might exceed whites in some categories.
But we attribute this to extrinsic factors like education and effort.
And we can't have pride in our appearance.

Yes we saw the extreme praise of japanese race few years before the end of the war.
But it was a counter-reaction to
our enemies, american and british whites.
It was not out of our true emotions.

http://www.wider-than-pictures.com/pictures/setsuko_hara.jpg
She was the biggest female star in japanese
cinema indursty between pre wartimes and war time.
I don't know how foreigners feel.
Japanese think her nose, eyes and mouth are way bigger than average japanese.
She looks caucasian in many aspects.
There was a rumour that Setsuko Hara
was a quarter german.

Yes, we have beautiful japanese who are
very japanese looking.
I've never seen beautiful negroes who
are (look) not mixed with whites.

Yukorin is a great actress

>equal biologically and genetically.

I suppose that even negro haters in japan would feel pity for
negroes and think their enviroment is responsible for negro misfortunes.

I'm not sure about negro inferiority. But I'm beging to doubt negro equality too.
At least there must not be a taboo to scientific research.
Dr.Watson, who may have said the right thing, was bashed hard and
made to apologize.

>658-659
That was the most bullshit filled rant about shit I've ever heard.
I just read about an asshole who loved being an ass. It's hilarious
because you're racist and don't even realise you are.

>>662
Are you british or australian?

fuckin elevens!!

Martin Luther King called his kinsmen negro. And his supporters
and antis call black negro too.

>>665
And so, it all works out.
Hey, it's also the number of beast

I've seen a caricature of a jew who wrapped globe
around with his tentacles.
And octopus is called devil fish.
Jew = devil = octopus
Does osakajin purport to eat jews?

I have to report this hidden fact to an australian journalist
hired by Mainichi Shinbun.

But wait a minute. Westerners hate jews so much that they can't
eat(embrace) them.
Osakajin loves jews so much that they can eat(embrace) them.
Osakajin are not jew haters after all.

文法の基本は３種類の主語と述語
�@I am with you. We are friends.
�AYou love me. I kiss you.
�BYou are handsome. We are happy.

一般的な助動詞の文と特別な形の助動詞の文を使えるようにすること
�CWe will climb a mountain together. We can see beautiful sceneries.
Youn may kiss me. I must kiss you, too.
�DWe are planning about the holidays. You are checking with the Internet.
�EIced candies are eaten by me. Canned beer is drunk by me.
�FI have loved you for three months. I have been to a movie theater.

従属の節を言う３つの言い方を使えるようにする。
�GI know that you love me. You know what I like. You are a person whom I love.
�HYou ask me to love you. We go into a forest to spend a good time together.
�IEntering the forest, you kiss me softly. Spending time in the froest is so good.

No Japanese!
Get out of here.

I am a earnest junior high school student.
It was said from English teacher that....
"It is the best for the progress of English to see the porn site."
In addition, teacher said,
"Only beautiful blonde! Otherwise, it is not effective at all."
What sites would you like to recommend?
Please write down URL such as ttp://...

>>670
Are you japanese living in Japan?

>>671
Yes.I'm living in Japan.

>>670
TOO BAD!
Your teacher should be fired.

>>670
I think he said it as a joke.
The hentai world is too early for junior high school student.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=jew%20octopus&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Oh, no! not only one caricature!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I AM WRITING MESSAGE ON CHAT THREAD.

>>641
I've never heard of yukolin's yakiniku restaurant.
Does it really exist? Is she doing a side business?

Yukolin seems not to care about her boyfriend face.
Her ex-boyfriend was ugly and her next boyfriend is not hansome either.

I love the food at her restaurant. It tastes so good.

Maybe she is lendigng her name, isn't she?
Either way, She is really shrewd and calculating girl
contrary to her angelic face.
She must be getting some royalty from the company.

Yukorin has six restauarants in kansai region!
I want to give it a try but kansai is too far
http://www.yakiniku-ogurayuko.com/

>>668
you can't come here because you are quit narcissistic lol
you wrote in a certain board that you are similar to “Brad Pitt”!!

文法の基本は３種類の主語と述語
�@I am with you. We are friends.
�AYou love me. I kiss you.
�BYou are handsome. We are happy.

一般的な助動詞の文と特別な形の助動詞の文を使えるようにすること
�CWe will climb a mountain together. We can see beautiful sceneries.
Youn may kiss me. I must kiss you, too.
�DWe are planning about the holidays. You are checking with the Internet.
�EIced candies are eaten by me. Canned beer is drunk by me.
�FI have loved you for three months. I have been to a movie theater.

従属の節を言う３つの言い方を使えるようにする。
�GI know that you love me. You know what I like. You are a person whom I love.
�HYou ask me to love you. We go into a forest to spend a good time together.
�IEntering the forest, you kiss me softly. Spending time in the froest is so good.

Did you know this?

First, go to http://www.yahoo.com/

Then click on ! in Yahoo! logo. Something funny will happen.

>>683
You fooled me. Nothing happend

>>684
You are trolling.
Something does happen as long as the speaker of your PC is turned on.

>>685
oh, the sound was off lol

OK.

I don't get it.

die immediately. never come back. you ruin everywhere.
because of you I have nowhere to go, dipshit. you are lower
than cockroach. you took all my precious things away. bastard.
go to hell. never come back.

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

To non white jews.

YOU TOOK A LONG TIME TO REPLY TO ME. PLEASE BE QUICKER NEXT TIME. OK?
I DON'T LIKE TO WAIT.

>>689
Hey,guy! Suck my dick!

patience and prudence

be patient, or you may become a patient actually

Yukorin my angel

>>696
which Yukorin?
ogura? aoki? takayama? oshima? other?

>>697
no
do you know “hara yuko”,who is wife of “keisuke kuwata”?

>>698
oh,she is around 50.
I'm in the YUTORI generation.I don't know her.
I like young gal with beautiful leg,
big breasts,and beautiful face.

Hey you watching TV now？According to テレ朝,
Hayao Miyazaki's “SPIRITED AWAY”can be translated “精霊の消失”！ｗｗｗ

I am　watching Dobutsu Kiso Tengai.
I just watched the Tigers jumping in the pond.
It was cho-exciting!!

I'm now watching “Let's stay at house in country ”
whenever I watch it, I feel a littele embarrassed

In what way ar you embarassed?

Japanese women are really HENTAI?

taim is maney!

>>703
describing it is too difficult...
inhabitants who asked to stay their home by a talent always make excuses.
this attiributes to my embarrassment

asked to let a talent to stay

>>706
I see. They don't have to let clebrities stay at their home.
But if they refuse, they look like a bad people so they grudgingly
let clebrities stay at home.

Clebrities in the program are not so famous so if a TV camera wasn't rolling
villigers would refuse them 100%.

Do you guys ever visit English textboards like http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/ or http://www.4-ch.net/ ?

>>709
I've visited 4ch but never visited http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/

I'm Japanese by the way.

>>709
I've never visited.
they are famous sites ?

secretareaofvipquality is for elitist 4channers who think they
are funny by posting nonsensical threads.

4-ch is sometimes OK but otherwise full of men who obsess over
little girls or stay at home and watch anime all day.

>> is sometimes OK but otherwise full of men who obsess over
little girls or stay at home and watch anime all day.

hahaha! That's how I'd describe Japan!

Yukorin korin

Do you guys ever visit English textboards like
http://www.freebbs.biz/yy2ch/yy2ch.cgi
or
http://ip1.imgbbs.jp/read5/ane3ane3/
or
http://www.k5.dion.ne.jp/~ane/
？

>>709
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/

I didn't know the existence of that board.
But I have just made the new thread in that board now!!

>>716
They are pretty friendly and will welcome any foreign posters.

Someone talk to me.

>>718
Hello

>>719
Hey. Whatcha doin'?

I like young gal with beautiful leg,
big breasts,and beautiful face.

Who is it? It doesn't match ogura yuko. She doesn't have big breasts.
I think aoki yuko(both aoki yuko) match your profile.

Maybe three aoki yuko? LOL

>>700
I've learned that "sprited away" meant 神隠し.
I suppose テレ朝 translation is wrong.
精霊による消失(disappearance by spirits) is better than
精霊の消失(disappearcance of spirits).

If I was a villager, I would set up a camera in the bath.

I would take times to set up a camera. When camera is set up, a talent
is allowed to enter my house. I would reccomend her to take a bath.

>>721
i think so.
by the way i think over 25 woman is beautiful .
manabe morishita yuka azusa (i dont know her surname)
kumada etc...
do you think so?

I will show her my reluctance to let her in my house.
But it's not my true intention. LOL
I will tell her to give me more time to think.

>>725
I think beautiful women are beautiful regardless of age.
Kumada is beautiful. But I suspect plastic surgery on her body and face.

>>720
Just browsing the net, you know.

I wanna watch Hentai Japanese AVs.

>>729
these are some japanese Hentai site.
you can watch sample movie.
ttp://www.punyu.com/puny/page.html
ttp://cpz.to/main.html

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I am currently staying in Japan, Okayama. It is my first time in japan!
I attend classes at okayama university of foreign languages!
Japan is cool but I want to see tokyo!

nobody is here

>>732
why did you come here??

I would'nt recommend u visit tokyo.still samuraithere.foreigners are easy preys for them. u can't blame anybody for being attacked.actualy,keirawas assaulted by two samurai in harajuku.

>>735
don't give incorrect image to a foregner

He's quite correct, but perhaps merkin will protect you from the evil samurai in Tokyo.
No need to worry.

Yes. merkin will invoke Perl power to combat thieving samurai.

When a samurai killed unarmed person by selfish,
the samurai was ordered hara-kiri suicide as a punishment.
samurai role is like the police, not a terrorist.

Schwar・zen・eg・ger 新グローバル英和辞典
Arnold 〜 シュワルツェネッガー（1947-） オーストリア生まれの米国の肉体派映画俳優

強くなりたいならこれを聴け！
早くも2004年最高の爆笑アイテムの呼声高い、
元ハリウッド・スター・現カリフォルニア州知事が放つワークアウトのススメ。
ダイエットからワークアウトへ。
時代の転換を告げるヘルスケア業界も大注目の一枚。世界は筋肉で動いているのか？
確かにアーニー（これからはシュワちゃん改め、こちらの呼び方でお願いします）は筋力を手にした後に、
映画スターとなり財力を、州知事として権力を手にいれた。
これを聴いて今までの人生を再考するのも悪くない。
まずは筋肉。
そして筋肉。
更に筋肉。
もうワークアウト無しの人生に成功は無い！
もうダイエットしても誰も褒めてくれない！
鍛えるのか・鍛えないのか！
成功したいのか・したくないのか！
Tシャツを着るのか、タンクトップを着るのか！
このCDが人生の分岐点となる。。。。
何て、くだらないこと書きましたが詳細な対訳もつけますので、実用品としても充分魅力的な商品です。
何卒、お付き合いの程よろしくお願い致します。

Yukorin is soooooooooooo cute!!!!

samurai has been completely vanished from all over Japan.
so there's no need to anxious about that.

Ninjas are still around, though.

hello hello good everyning everybody. I was thinking about
making a discussion thread on a particular theme. HOw do you think about it?

The end of Earth is upon us. Pretty soon it'll all turn to dust.

I want to practice my discussion skill, but there is no chance to speak
in English in my daily life. But writing here and exchange some conversations
is useful for me. BUt this is a chat thread so I can't write a long text,
in addition to that, I want to discuss about one serious theme. Do you
think many people would participate in that thread if I would make one?

I want to hear how 2channelers think about it.
If many people say yes, I would like to make one discussion thread.
but for the beginners, I think we need to translate the texts.
Also I am thinking about going to the other international forum
and do the "synchronized" discussion.

it would be very exciting. I think we lack the skill
to describe our opinion.

maby 2channelers like to analyze the logic of English
but don't like to say the opinions.

and I think the time finally came. So I am motivated.

So get up. Forget the past. Go outside and have a blast.
Go a thousand miles in a jet airplane. Go out of your mind. Go insane.

I'm going to look for a "requesting a new thread" thread and will
write something there. I dislike 2channel sometimes but
I recognize some nice residents so I still have a hope
that some amount of people are interested in discussion.

To a place that you've never been before. Eat ice cream or you'll lick the floor.
'Cause the end of earth is upon us. Pretty soon it'll all turn to dust.
Goodbye my friends, goodbye world. I'll see you in the next life.

kichigai sticks to this thread...so no more motivation.

so that kichigai guy's gone forever? CONGRATURATIONS!!!!!

You now what there was one particular kichigai guy used to stick to
this thread 24/365? most of the postings were made by him believe or not.

he has been posting over 2 years. He was so intense especially since last summer. he
was always here and posted every hours. Keira is him, anus man was him, some students
living in Japan or Japanese student living in US or something, homestay problem,
russiajin was him, many others. (I dont really read all of them
but most of the strange posts that were asking for the problem or advice are done
by him). If you want, I can post his Youtube link. do you want to see
what is he like?

oh most of the posts has the key words; cats, dogs, food, fast foods,
sleep, sleepy, study history, study Japanese language, kanji, french, failing exam,
pizza, heat, global warming, etc. these are all his code words.
I don't think many of you were reading all his posts, but actually
many people were deceived by him. he is close to an internet criminal.
he does some hacking things as well. I don't know if he had a skill
to detect all of your information from the postings.

Yukorin, Nanako related are his too.

why do I know him> because I know him for a long time.
he comes to the other places where I go and does the same things.
he is as persistent as a cockroach. his motive is harassment.
he sexually arouse by harrassing me. and do you know
he knows that many ppl may think I am the paranoi, not him but there are many
evidences. but it's tooo silly to prove all those shitty posts were made by him.
some ppl believe and some ppl don't. that's ok with me. but if you are interesested,
I'll post his related links here.

>>751 と>>753はやつの。時空を超えてどうのって言ってる。
キモイキモイきもすぎ。生まれ変わったら会おうって言ってる。

I like ninjya very much. Especially, “Kaku-renjya” is the best for me.
I watched it about 15 years ago and I was around 4 years old at that time.
I hear that some of the members of Kaku-renjya is still fight against bad people like police.
so, if you have evil mind, you'd better not to come to “Harajyuku”.
ninjya sometimes stab you from behind silently.

fuck off!　の“off”ってなんなの？

>>762
ああ、またこいつか。日本人が忍者が好きだなんて絶対
言わんもんね。嘘ばればれ。自分の個人情報など取られたくなかったら
このスレには近づかんほうが無難かもね。

Yes, I am Bungholio! Are you threatening me?

Let's chat! Here we go...
Let's chat! Here we go...

♪boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
let's spend the night together
together in my room ♪

なんか寂しそうだね。

i will fear no evil for thou art with me

Stupid americans blowing up things again.

Magibon said she didn't know what she would do if her fans didn't protect her!

I think Magibon is a little similar to Leah Dizon.

Incidentally, the name of “Dizon” is cool.

You mean like Magibon copied Leah?
I agree with that. The biggest difference, however, is that
Leah had the guts to upload her tits photos, while Magibon
doesn't.

Leah's boobs are good boobs.
Magibon's boobs are bad boobs.
But boobs are boobs.

The end of the Earth is upon us. Pretty soon it'll all turn to dust.

>>773
but “Magibon” is very pretty name.

>>776
Name isn't everything.
Pretty name, but not pretty girl, you say, don't you?

Let's make a song for boobs and fans of boobs.

>>777
at least, I'm not fascinated with her.

♪boob boob boob boob
I want one on the curb
let's add another and make them a couple
together on the curb ♪

I love tits better than boobs.

You should get this for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl5azPmm3_g

Have you ever used a Japanese cell phone while you were staying in Japan?
Did you find English displayed in the cell phone is unnatural?

I tried using English mode with my cell phone and have all messages
displayed in my cell become English. I thought some wording is
odd. Maybe that's just me, though.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv4Sia94Cu8&watch_response

What an emotional video.
This is one of the best videos I have found on yuotube.

robotinalaska

hi

hi

there is some japan girl here ??

there is some japan girl here ??

lol i wonder how many guys are using online translators...

>>788-799 is rosiajin in disguise.

chinco ni mayo

Yukorin korin

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don't concentrate on the finger or you wii miss all that heavenly glory.

hey! do you like japanese anime ?

if there are japenese girl here please tell me im looking for a 17-19 years old girl ^^.

i live in france i like japan culture and anime like naruto bleach basilisk ...

>>797
this is not the right place to hook up a Japanese girl.
You'd better rub your cock instead.

where is the right place ??

>>800
Maybe websites where you can look for penpals.
Why girls? why not boys or middle aged men?

Even in webistes where you can look for some penpals, if you are
too bald about looking for girls, you'll be avoided.

You're definitely in the right place.
I'm a little off from your target group but very delicious.
Do you like crazy girls?

>>802
Are you delicious?
I wanna eat you up.

Hell yeah.
I'm bitter and sweet, delusional yet passionate.
Once you go wack, you never come back.

Spike should date Magibon.

No way hosay, he's mine!
He's gonna save me from this eternal darkness of illusion and confusion.
I must be the chosen one.

>>801
He is 16 year old adolescent with Japanese girl fetish. Analysis
shows his exposure to Japan is through anime and he is looking
for online virtual relationship with young Japanese girl.

Or he is 58.

yabeeeeeeeee

>>803
＞I wanna eat you up

I'm Japanese and I want to ask you a grammartical question.
why did you add “up” in the last?
what does it imply?

Do you like a vertical wall or a valley of Goddess?

>>809
I'm not sure but maybe that's たいらげる

Where is the valley of Goddess?

>>809
He/she/it added "up" because that's the phrase.
You drink down something or eat it up.

TELL ME WHERE ON EARTH THE VALLEY OF GODDESS IS.

>>813
it there any difference between “eat it ” and “eat it up”?

>>814
Mobara in Chiba

"Eat it up" means you ate it all, vigorously.

>>816
THAT'S WHERE YOKORIN IS FROM, GODDAMNIT!
I googled Mobara and found out nothing special other than that.

>>780
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=72g8p1XsvoU

robotinbeijing

robotinnorthpole

robotinakihabara

robotinyourmother

I came to Okayama to study japanese. I was shocked to see in Okayama botiques of Prada Gucci Chanel and Louis
Vuitton. Okayama is very small town but boutiques all are here.
why?

I don't know.

because there is no large city around Okayama city.

American fatties, how was your Independence Day?

I read an article about English pronouncation of Japanese.
According to the writer, Japanese must not pronounce English well because of several reasons.

One reason is that your fluent English may make native speaker think you have a great ability.
Those situation that he speaks so fast for you that you can't understand it may happen.

Second reason is that you are Japanese not American or British.
Speaking English very fluently indicates that English is superior to Japanese.
You don't have to make your gait correspond with American or British one.

above message was written in his article.

>>824
What city in Okayama do you live in? Okayama city or Kurashiki city?
Okayama andkurashiki aren't that small. Of course smaller than Hiroshima
and a lot smaller than Tokyo but not too rural.

Those brand name shops are in relatively big cities throughout Japan.
Are those shops are in departmentstore? or independent shops on busy
street? In the former case, the department store decided to have them
on their floor to attract customers and the brand name shops accepted the
idea. In the latter case, the brand name shops thought it's worth to
make shops there, and rake up some money. In both cases, marketing
departments either the department store or the brand name shops
decided to make a serious break into the Okayama market.

I wonder why you chose Okayama for you to stay?

>>828
I think he's Japanese if I'm not wrong.
The first reason is riduculous. Native speakers don't judge yuor English
based solely on pronuciation. Regarding the second reason, I don't think
that way. But I think Japanese don't have to speak English with native's
accent for a different reason. If you have time to immitate native's
accent 100% accurately, I think it's better to put your effort in other aspects of
improving your English, such as enriching your vocabulary or read
English newspaper and what not. 80% or so accuracy is enough if you ask me.

>>815
I think the difference is that by saying "eat it up" you emphasize the fact you ate the thing completely.

>>829
I'm appreciate to hear native speaker's opinion.

＞I think it's better to put your effort in other aspects of
　improving your English,

I think so.
It's much more important.
I guess that immitating native's accent 100percent accurately just satisfies his or her self-esteen.

>>831
Urrr..... I'm 829.
I'm Japanese. You sound like you mistake me for a native English speaker.

>>832
haha...　sorry♪

I play hard masturbate

>>834
You rubbed your penis too hard and it starts to smoke?

Where is Nanako SOS guy?

I miss him....

Right in your ass.

>>836
Don't you miss me?
You are wondering who I am?

Check this link.
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>>838
I miss you too, yes. It is good that you are still around.

Are any NEET or hikkis on tonight?

Neet population is large in 2ch, even here in English board.

>>840
Are you neet or hikikomori?
Do you sympathize with this video?
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7IYUAa7Zs&feature=related

>>842
Sorry, I can't understand Japanese, what is the general idea of that video?
The music is nice though.

I am not NEET or hikikomori but I find NEETs and hikikomori are usually very
interesting people and they tend to be friendly too.

What, what in the butt.

>>843
Oh, I thought you are Japanese. I wonder where you are from?

I happened to find this video minuites ago. The video is titled
something like "experiences only real shut-in(withdrawal=hikikomori)
people can share with each other and sympathize with."

Seems like the video is made based on posts in a thread in 2ch's thread.
Posts are almost all from real hikikomori people and they are about
how hard for them to go out or about difficulties or troubles they
face in Hikikomori life.

>>843
I'll translate all posts shown in the video if you like.

>>846
Wow, you could do that? That would be really interesting, thank you so much!

I am from Britain by the way. There are similar threads on 4ch sometimes.

>>847
I'll translate them. But don't know how much time it'll take.
Take a peep after some time. Didn't know 4ch sometimes has similar
threads. That means there are hikikomori overseas, too.

>>848

Many thanks for your help! Yes 4ch has such threads sometimes, generally on the /jp/
board, there are some hikikomori there who earn money off of ad-farm websites.

>>849
You mean they earn from visitors' clicking banner adverts or google
ad sense or somethign like that?
----
"experiences only real a few years or longer hikikomori people can share
with each other and sympathize with."

1: It hurts to catch sun rays after a long while.
3: Just an ordinary/simple sound sounds like a big noise.
6: You don't get fat than you imagine because while you don't move your
body and consume little calories, you don't have much appetite.
8:>>6 You naturally come to have a meal once a day without feeling
hungry.
15: Try to pay much attention to whether you are wearing an appropriate
clothes even just when you go to a convenience store.
17: Scared of mornings to come.
18: Always shut curtains and keep sunlights from coming in.

Number unknow: When I was a real hikikomori, I didn't catch rays for as
long as one year. It's miracle that I recovered to the point where I
feel comfortable with bathing in sunlights...
30: >>18 Smae here...
28: Just a casual walk at night makes your back and knees wabble.
48: >>28 That's exactly the case with me. You get less interested in
weather forcast.
31: When you go outside after a long while, you feel like as if you'd
just got out of a jail.
----
I'll keep working on the rest. About one fourth of translation was done
so far. "You" in my translation means "general you." I mean, you=hikikomori

Got another job interview tomorrow. Have to lie to my boss tomorrow
and make something up about getting new windows put in, or something,
so that I can leave work early and try to convince the other people
to hire me. He deserves to be lied to, anyway. Just like he deserved
to be punched in the face.

>>632
Just been thinking a bit about food and things. Over here, most people
would find the idea of eating things like octopus balls and uni very
unappealing. Is there any sort of western food that people over there
generally think of as disgusting? I'd imagine pork crackling would be
on that list somewhere.

>>850
Yes, they get money from visitors clicking banner adverts and so on. I remember
a few weeks ago there was a thread and one person was talking about how he gets all
of his food from online ordering now.

Thanks so much for the translation by the way, it's really interesting.

In summit conference, contents of dishes contains uni and lam.
Recently in hokkaido, Ezo deer are often offered with a word "deer are high-class raw material for food."
But, in summit, they were never offered.

I wonder whether it is true that deer is such high-class food.

I don't know wether a deer is delicious or not.
But as for “Uni”, it's definitely high-class food.
To be sure, one which sold in a supermarket is not so good, but in Hokkaido,
you can eat very fresh one.
It's worthwhile to eat it once, if you've not had yet.

>>852
Good to know you're enjoying the hikikomori story.
One third of translation was done. I'll keep working on it.
Do they have difficulties in socializing? Poor people skills?

32: When you wake up in the daytime, you think "I'll sleep a little
bit more" and when you wake up at night, you think "It's about time
to get up..."
38: Even though it's cold outside already, you go out wearing light clothing
without realizing change in season.
44:>>38 That... That happens...
Number unknown: I've lost the track of changes in seasons because of a long
period of shut-in life and I've go out heavily-clothed even in warm weather in
spring.
45: It's true that your vocal cord gets weak. I think my voice was lower
when I was a middle school student.
46: You forget how to vocalize.
47: It's extremely painful to walk in a corwd.
55: You stop looking yourselves in a mirror. You look at yourselves reflected
in a mirror after one year and wonder if the face in the mirror is sure
that of yours.
61:When outside, you feel inferiority complex towards unspecific people.
66: You come to have trouble in vocalizing.
Number unknown: I've caught a cold and stayed at home for the whole week.
When one week passed, I couldn't speak well. When you shut in, you don't
speak.

>>853-854
Uni is delicious. The only deer I've eaten was reindeer, cooked by the
mother of a friend when I was younger. It was very tough, though, and
wasn't very appealing.

I'm not familiar with lam, though.

>>855
>Do they have difficulties in socializing? Poor people skills?

Yes, this is quite common across 4ch boards, especially /a/ and /jp/.
People are generally nicer to each other in these threads because they
sympathize with each other's loneliness.

Here is an example of one:

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=5961436&x=so+ronery

They should serve whale meat to the world leaders.

>>851
Long time no see. So you're thinking about changing jobs.
Regarding food, I don't like eating turkey. Not many shops don't sell
turkey here in Japan but somehow I ate once. If I remember correctly,
turkey smells. Maybe I'm wrong, though. I prefer chicken.

>>857
Thanks for the link! I'll read it later. In the meantime I'll try to
finish the translation. Now I'm halfway through. If you have any questions
about my translation, feel free to ask.

68: You feel uneasy about other people's eyes.
69: You come to find it hard to speak something in mind and you look weird,
struggling to say it.
70: You lose the sense of time. You become clueless about what day it is
today.
72: Boy, these comments left by hikikomori is full of reality. They reflect
hikikomori's real situatiuons.
86:>>72 I couldn't agree with you more. These posts reflect all of my
hikikomori experience as it is.
73: When you go out, you feel dizzy. Just a short walk cause muscle pains
the next day.
75: You feel uneasy about the way you walk.
77: You reacknowledge that the world functions without you.
83: Just the sound of doorbell scares you to death.
90: The sound of ringtone has almost the same effect of bomb exlosion.
91: You feel inferiority complex even towards your pet. Before you stroke
him/her, you pause and wonder if a person like me is worth stroking him.
97: When you are forced to go out in the daytime, you feel dizzy because of
brightness and pressures you feel. If at night, relatively OK.

99: You start thinking about why on earth you live.
104: I dream of you playing with my friends. I wonder why because
I decided that I don't need any friends any more.
125: >>104 You feel like crying when you wake up after such dreams.
In dreams like that, people you may be able to become friends with
or you want to become friends with appear. That's so tough.
Number unknown: >>125 Same here. In my case, friends I used to hang out
with appear in my dream.
115: You feel peaceful on rainy days.
133: If you try to speak something after a long while, you can't speak well.
Once you start laughing, you can't stop it. Plus the way you laugh is weird.
138: All these posts are so compelling that I cried.
142: A lot more hikikomori in this board than I imagined. lololol
146: You get hungry--->You open refrigerator----> you found nothing to eat
there--->You try to sleep or you surf the Internet.
154: One day passes really quickly. Probably today, too. lol
Sorry for being worthless.
185: Try to make my surroundings as if it were late at night.
207: You are annoyed by rays coming in from gaps between curtain and wall,
so you put corrugated boards over the gaps tp prevent rays from coming in.
226: You try write down a message you get over the phone but find out that
you forget how to write kanji characters.
242: Your skin color is like that of fluorescent lamp.
265: You realize your muscles are getting weak. I found myself having
trouble holding NINTENDO 64 controller with GB pack inserted.

>>860-861

Thanks so much.

These ones:

>115: You feel peaceful on rainy days.
>133: If you try to speak something after a long while, you can't speak well.
Once you start laughing, you can't stop it. Plus the way you laugh is weird.

I can identify with.

>>862
Phew...It took more time than I first thought to get all translation done.
The below is the last part. You identified with only two posts. That's
good thing.

282: I realized that most of hikikomori are a kind of people who can't
live a social life.
Number unknown: We are a kind of people who can't get out of this situation.
289:>>282 Why don't you start doing a part-time job?
Number unknown: I know. I understand that in my head but when it comes to
taking action, I'm scared. I know I sound like making an excuse, though...
302: You unconsciously try to finish errands you have to do outside on
one occasion.
305: Middle aged woman in a barber shop asks you, "Have you decided whether you
start working or have advanced education?"
Number unknown: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
317: >>305 I'm scared of that type of question so I can't go to a barber shop.
353: Your eyes are always those of women who's just been raped.
375: You research about the ways to get profit from stock exchange market or foreign
currencies exchanges, but you end up knowing only someone whon knows the
way to make profits can survive.
411: You start to get less interested in buying things (you want.)
423: You groom yourself and wear nice clothes to go out but all
of a sudden, you feel like you don't go out and changes clothes to
the one you wear in your room again.
461: You feel sorry for your parents being nice to you.
473: >>461 I'm too sorry for my parents smile at me.
474: When I think it's about time to get out of my hikikomori situation,
I'm scared of eyes.
Number unknown: People around me ask if I'm OK, worrying about me, but
that's just painful to me.
509: I feel peaceful on Saturdays and Sundays because I kind of think that
everybody doesn't work on these days so I have a right to have a rest
on these days, too.

>>863

Hehe, I guess so - I can sympathize though. When I was in university in my first
year I grew to have extreme social anxiety, luckily I managed to get through those
problems. But I can imagine it is easy to become a hikikomori under such stress.

The translation is very good by the way. Easily understandable.

As for 305, Japanese barber shops in the neighborhood are in some
cases family-run and a middle aged woman, maybe the wife of the owner of barbershop
cut your hair.

Maygbe the hikikomori have had his hair cut since he was younger and
now he must be at 18. The middle agede woman know him since he was
younger and knows his age and just casually asked him if he'll get a
job or go to university. Maybe she doesn't know he is hikikomori
so asks the question inoccently, but to the boy, the question is
really tough because he has to face the fact that for people at his age,
it's time for a new start. But all he can do is just shut himeself
in his room. One thing it's good is that he seems like he can go
out once in a while. Hard-core hikikomori can't get out of his room
and don't talk even with their parents.

>>865
I see. It's really good you managed to get over your anxiety.
Maybe anybody can be hikikomori depending on situations they face.
Thank you for your compliment for my translation!
I hope nanako SOS guy is still around. hehe.

>>867

Yeh, thankfully I pulled through. I still have social anxiety around large
groups of people a little bit, but it's not so bad anymore.

And I'm sure the Nanako SOS guy is out there somewhere, looking up Nanako SOS
videos on youtube and nico nico. :D

Anyway, I'm going to try and get an early night sleep. So thanks again for your translation!

>>859
I can sympathise with you there. Traditionally, a Christmas lunch is
supposed to be roast turkey (along with the other things - sage and
onion stuffing, roast potatoes, mixed vegetables, Yorkshire puddings,
and so on). For as long as I can remember, though, my family have
always cooked a large chicken instead of a turkey, because turkey
just doesn't really taste as good (especially the dark meat).

Would you try haggis?

As for jobs, yeah. My current workplace just doesn't understand how
web development works. My boss doesn't understand why so many people
complain about their websites, when all we (the designers) are given
is about two hours in which to complete each of them. The way the sales
team rip off customers is just immoral too. I know that it's the point
of a business to make a profit, but this is just preying on peoples'
ignorance.

>>868
All right.
Sweet dreams!

I'm reading the archive of 4chan thread. I'm half way throgh now.
Seems like some traits of them and Japanese hikikomori are the same.

Anonymous 09/10/07(Mon)23:30 No.5961510
I play a game of pretend with my griewnds every night

This guy is funny!

Anonymous 09/10/07(Mon)23:43 No.5961729
>>5961550
Yeah, talking is boring as hell.

Mostly because I have nothing of interest to say and those annoying
"social boundaries" that force me to filter 95% of my conversation
in my head before I say something. I'm too used to flaming people
on the internet, I've been doing it since the days of AOL.

>I'm too used to flaming people on the internet,

I really laughed! The situation is the same here in 2ch.

>>869
If I say this, you can tell I'm a long time resident here but
haggis was used as a joke to pull someone's leg here long time ago.
Some website shows a photo of the imaginary creature if my memory
serves right when in fact it's not a meet of that creature. lol
No, I haven't eaten haggis but I'd like to try it someday if I have a
chance.

Maybe someone in the know should be in a position where they lead web
development projects catering to each customer's need. You mean the price
for making a website is higher than it really costs although you can't
go into details about your company's business practice? I'm just curious.

>>871
Ah, you remember the haggis incident. There goes that plan...
How about black pudding instead?

Actually... they never gave me the terms and conditions of the job
when I started, so I can really say whatever I'd like, and give no
notice prior to leaving.

The company's sales are made by the sales team (obviously). What they
do, is flick through the business telephone directories and cold-call
people and try to convince them to use the company to give them a
website. The company charges up to around £200 (42,200 yen) for a simple
4-page site, using only HTML and 8 pictures. If the customer wants anything
changing, they have to do it through us. For another £160, they can 'buy'
their FTP username and password. However, Sales will do things such as charge
them £160 to 'think up' content to use on the site, which is just really stringing
together whatever keywords they give us into sentences that make sense. They'll
even try to charge customers for adding a simple hyperlink to a page.

If a customer has no photos, they can buy a 'picture pack', which is 10 images
related to what they do, for about £80. These are just stock photos downloaded
from a stock photo website, which costs £1 per picture anyway. Also, it counts
as reselling the pictures, which is against the website's policy. All the software
we use is pirated. The list goes on, really.

Ripping apart uni's spikes and yielding to appetite is far more immoral
than running a shady business. Ignorance does not excuse the atrocity.
Have some class or try some animal guts, please.

>>873
Animal guts don't really taste very nice. They are a key ingredient of
haggis. Also, tripe smells terrible.

The taste (and smell) of uni is much more appealing. Perhaps they don't
enjoy having spikes in them anyway. One day, I might open an uni farm,
and let them roam in the fields of kelp.

Gadzooks, this bloody plan of an uni massacre must be thwarted at any cost, even my own life...

>>872
Black pudding...
Never heard of that. Maybe the black is made from black sesame.
Japanese would make it black with squid ink.
http://209.85.175.104/search?q=cache:p5myvj-isMIJ:www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/mostof_blackpudding.shtml+black+pudding&hl=ja&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=jp
Searched in on the Internet. It doesn't look black actually.
Some look kind of black but I'd say it's dark brown.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding

I don't know anything about Webdesign business but I guess
some webdesign companies are nice enough to teach customers how to
make a minor changes on their websights.
From your description your company seems like charging customers
for every small bit of changes. Bit dubious.

Kato is deffinately a terrible culprit.
But those who emphasize self-responsibility is as guilty as kato
because they don't consider anything.

Kato is not a culprit.
He is a commedian.

Yukorin is a cupit.

Hokkaido Toyako summit is going on now, and leader of top 8 industrialized countries are in Japan.
I can't imgine vital disccusions are being conducted there.
They are only enjoying delicious food.

Incidentary, I dislike first ladies because they are haughty very much.

The Italian dude seems like a real man. He gave pretty good cabinet posts
to the women he hooked up with before. He definitely knows how to treat ladies right.

In Japan, great many animals, such as dogs and cats, are killed in health centers.
I hear most of them were once kept by humans.
If no one appear to adopt them within a few days, they are killed in a terrible way： suffocation.
I can't forgive such animal's owners, who are lack of respomsibility and mercy.

>>882
That's ridiculous! They shouldn't waste those valuable nutrition resources!

hey i was wondering when you guys say アンチスレ, what on earth does that mean?

>>884
It is a such thread that gathering people who dislike a certain thing or person.

>>884
Fuck you WaiWai pervert, get away from me!

i don't know what it means.. sorry I'm english and I'm new to this so I don't know what it means

i have a question
when we choose one from 2 things, we say "dochira ni shiyo- kana" in Japanese, but is there any phrase like this in English?

↑
sorry i have got it

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=wPwFYv8P-84
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=7K8Csb69ggs

スレ＝thread

Which do you like better?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=9FY8hl6b54A
or
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=anQdUR2SwE4

J O J O

Dear 2ch,
Why does modern art suck so much?
And why do we pay so much for the aforementioned suck art?

Anything in particular?

>>895
All of it these days.
That Damien Hurst guy, Murakami, lol - even Bill Henson.
Anyone can do what they do, including photographin nude kiddies.

Who's your favorite then?

Murakami is phony

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=vVECqVM5Ml8&feature=related

I bet they are F rank DQN university students.

I want to practice writing and speaking with mail or skype.
How can I find penpal?

This PC, Japanese doesn't work. But Icannot speak english well. Anyway, just iwanted to write something down here.

>>899
I wholeheartedly agree with you. They even look evil.

Hi, everybody.
I live in Hong Kong. I love to visit Japan. Once, I visited Osaka, I saw many 無料案內所
What is this? Can any one tell me? Thank you very much.

Free takoyaki place

>>903
A 無料案内所 means "the place where people kill chinks for fun." Get it fucking chink?

>>904 What is takoyaki? What this place for?

名前：JAP さんの発言です。 [正引き不可]

>>906
That was a joke. It's a place for tourists to get information for free.

>>908　You're kidding me fuck you.

>>909 Please don't use my name

>>909
I can't fuck me, cuz I'll fuck you.

>>910 Shut up! mother fucker!

If it's 風俗無料案内所, then it's something different.

>>911 You can fuck me.

>>913
Does it belong to a korean massage parlor?

>>914
You're from 無料案内所, so I'll pass on that.

>>916
Oh no! we have beautiful korean comfort women. You'll love their service of comfort.

>>915
Korean or Japanese or whatever parlors. They're pimps.

>>918
How often do you beg your mom for a korean style blowjob.

>>919
I asked your mom two hours ago and she did it for free.

／(^o^)＼

I talked with American last week.

I felt that English is difficult, but Communication in English is very interesting.

Let's talk in English with Skype!!

I always talked with my boyfriend of sexual things.He loves it very much.Why are foreiner liking to use nesty words?? I never talked it with Japanes boyfriend.

>>922
that's good ^^

>>924
i don't know... it depends on the person. i wonder if Japanese people are shy...

>>924
because westerners look down on you,
while Japanese men respect you.

I can't speak English.
Please talk in Japanese.

I love jabberwacky

You bought iPhone?

>>925
Please remember first letter of a sentence should be capitalized.
If this mistake is made again, you will be whipped. I will enjoy
it.

>>930
Whoa sorry, I forgot... I will be careful! *sweating*

>>929
What about you?

Weapons of Ass Destraction.

Iphone is great. There's even a gps based 2ch like app for it.

>>924
Because you're a bitch.

Good morning...
I had only an hour-sleep tonight because I had five-hour-sleep last evening.

>>935
Hi, good morning. It's a beautiful day!
I'm going to bed now. Good night!

こんにちは・・・　＾＾；

Please translate this in English.

日本の教員は世界最高の給料もらっているのに、エロ事件ばかり。

ソース

Japanese teacher is kidding.

Hello everyone. How are you all?

i'm fine
thank you
and you?

so so

She is a voice actor of Picachoo, pokemon.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=iAUXdDO_NgM&eurl=http://japundit.com/archives/2008/07/12/8690/

>>944
可愛いなｗ

Pokemon is very famous in America, isn't it?

I heard that from my American friend.

>>946
Yeah, I guess.
My friend said Final Fantasy 7 is also popular video game in the US.

what a joy! what a joy!

what a joyful night today!! I feel like dancing ♪

robotinsouthpole

>>949
Are you OK?

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!

>>952
what has come?

I'm watching conspiracy theories and the faggots who love them
on youtube right now. Just a bunch of fucking nuts who can use the internet.

>>944
That voice acter is very very cute. I love her.

acter or actor.... That's the question.


Shakespear

We describe a really large pool of about 500 billion tons of carbon," said Schurr. "In comparison, the atmosphere right now has about 730 billion tons.
So we are talking about almost as much carbon stored in permafrost in Siberia as there is in the atmosphere now. "
In another study in the journal Geophysical Research Letters, Margaret Torn at the University of California at Berkeley shows the climate impact of this additional greenhouse factor.
"We found a significant amount of warming coming back from these feedbacks that we're not yet estimating," said Torn.
"The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, or IPCC, currently estimates that we could have warming by as much as 5.8 degrees Celsius by the end of the 21st century.
But if Earth responds as it has in the past, we would actually be committed to 7.7 degrees Celsius warming."
These latest studies are only steps toward a complete understanding of the atmosphere's complex nature. Scientists are still struggling to incorporate other greenhouse factors such as clouds, dust, and pollutants into their analysis.
Torn says as more is known about them, they will be used to refine current climate models.

Is that why it was mad hot like me today?

>>944
That reminds me just how much I dislike Sanma...

>>947
Chrono-Trigger is better...


Had a call back from the company who interviewed me last week, asking
if I could come for a second interview with the company director. This
was 10 minutes before my lunch break, so had to run to the other company
from work. But anyway, got the job and start tomorrow. Just about to
write my current boss a resignation email. The sales manager resigned
today too. Wish I could see the face of the boss.

I didn't know what pork crackling was.
I think Japanese would like or understand the taste of it.
Beijing duck is also regarded as being the most expensive and delicious
food. Is Beijig duck to relish the taste of the grilled skin of duck?
Japanese also prefer grilled skin. It's crispy and juicy.

Kentucky fried chicken is also the same concept.
I prefer KFC over Mcdonaldo. But KFC is more expensive. So I rarey
eat KFC. eat one time or so in a year.
How about in the UK or USA? KFC is more expensive?
However KFC seems to be populer food among Blacks. Blacks would
prefer Mc over KFC, more expensive food? It's interesting.

http://images.google.co.jp/images?um=1&hl=ja&rlz=1T4GGLG_ja___JP225&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=%E7%84%BC%E3%81%8D%E9%B3%A5&spell=1
and yakitori(焼き鳥) grilled bird?
the skin of bird is oily and crispy. That's the most delicious part
for me.

>>959
I don't like sanma, either. I don't understand why he 's been
popuar for years. He sounds too arrogant. Some comedians sound
arrogant but they are funny and I like them. Regarding sanma,
he's just arrogant and isn't funny at all to me.

Congratulations on landing the new job. I hope you'll enjoy the next job and
they give you a benefit of free 2ch access during working hours.
Is just emailing OK to tell your boss you'll resign? I'm not blaming you
but that sounds like a bit casual way of telling him you'll quit the job.

Sanma is arrogant. He doesn't know what means of love.
He claims that he had married with Shinobu for couple years
and said he knows the love or relationships...but I don't think
he's ever experienced the real one in his life.

But Sanma is delicious, especially when it's chargrilled. I love Sanma.

>>964
I don't think he doesn't experience the real love.
He is just stupid.
He thinks nothing but funny talking

he is an entertainer as comedian.
so we don't care whatever he been through.

however

sanma is delicious.