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>>1 Good job!

yay! thank you. n_n

keira, are you gonna start a vlog on love? I will subscribe to it!

*Yawn*

Good morning.

>>6
on love? lol, probably not
my vlog will probably just be boring, and maybe I'll practice my japanese on it.
also, I'd be worried about trolls leaving nasty messages. .__.(like magibon)
but kerokerorin doesn't get bad messages, so hopefully I'll have peaceful observers like her.

>>8
Hmm, I hope you won't let such trolls stop you doing vlogging.

Anyway, first of all, I don't think you don't have to worry.
As I see it, MRirian's got nasty messages because proabably she
doesn't speak to her e-audience and jst stare at the camera. I mean,
I don't read all the comments left on her vlogs but from what I understand,
most of the trolls left comments like "i wasted my time. Why is this video
top-ranked? It's stupid" or something like that.
there are many other people posting videos in japanese, such as
of course "japanese vlog", and "me singing japanese song" kind of videos.
But they have peaceful observers.
The point I'm trying to make is, big youtubers (i'm not sure if magibon deserves it)
like MRirian should/is supposed to live up to their expectations like funny stuff and
everything.. If she speke a lil bit more, things woulda been diffent, I guess..
That said, it's not fair to speak badly about youtubers. I mean, you don't have to watch
her videos if you don't like, what do you say?

More importantly, I take it that you are planining to make videos in which you actually
speak to us, right? You want to make videos (and I watch them) and no one has the right to
stop you (and I'm on your side). So go ahead, keira!

>>9
tryin for some e-pussy? cockmongler.

>>10
I don't get it.

>>10
This isn't 4chan, why don't you leave?

>>12
we're everywhere. deal with it.

Death Note ~L changes the world"

I hate 4channers being here but love them being there. We'll see you there.

are they still doing that crusade against scientology?

>>16
Not just 4chan, basically all nerds across the globe that speak English are doing it.

hopefully it will have some effect.

>>18
Supposedly, there's also a protest in Tokyo.

Only in your head.

Hi everyone.
I wanna ask you to how to learn correct English.
I usually mistake grammatically(maybe in this), I want to reduce it.
I think the best way is send a statement I wrote to native speaker but I can't.
Do you have any ideas?

Only in your heardｷﾀ━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ　 )━(　　)━(　　)━(　 ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━ !!

Can you please help me understand what parts of the lyric say?
This is a song titled Snow by Red hot chillpepers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8jS6jk8QlU

1. Which is correct?
・people need the cover of another perfect wonder Where it's so white as snow
・Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder Where it's so white as snow
Gramatically speaking, I think the former is correct, but I found out many lyric sites
tell it's the latter.

Another "which is correct?" quesion...
・ well one small town to decide on
・ well once more time to decide on
From the sounds I caught, I think the former is correct, but then
the lyric doesn't seem to make sense..

Anyone can shed any light on this? Thank you.

>>23
Provide me with times in the Youtube video so I can listen for myself.

Do you want to make an Eye deal?

>>21
Some ideas:

Read a lot of books. Classic literature, books on technical subjects,
fantasy adventure stories, whatever you are interested in. Write on
English-language forums. Spend time with native speakers, if you can.

Practice, basically. Use English while doing things that are
interesting and fun.

That is pretty much what worked for me. (It helped that so many good
science fiction books were published in English and never translated...)

>>8
What a turnaround. You are thiking of starting vlogging?
You talk to web camera?
You were shy enought to hide the URL of your blog.
Now you start youtube? It must be fun to interact with other Japanese
learners and Japanese people who are interested in foreign people
studying Japanese.

It's fresh to my eyes even western people feel anxious about starting
youtube. In western community, speak up your own opininon to the public
is the norm while we are shy about it..as far as I know. Maybe that's
one of the stereotypes. I don't know what I'm talking about.
If you really start youtubing, I hope you get a lot from it.

To get hospitalized or to make excuses in order to avoid it.

That's the question.

keira, are you gonna start a vlog on love? I will subscribe to it!

Hmm, I hope you won't let such trolls stop you doing vlogging.

Anyway, first of all, I don't think you don't have to worry.
As I see it, MRirian's got nasty messages because proabably she
doesn't speak to her e-audience and jst stare at the camera. I mean,
I don't read all the comments left on her vlogs but from what I understand,
most of the trolls left comments like "i wasted my time. Why is this video
top-ranked? It's stupid" or something like that.
there are many other people posting videos in japanese, such as
of course "japanese vlog", and "me singing japanese song" kind of videos.
But they have peaceful observers.
The point I'm trying to make is, big youtubers (i'm not sure if magibon deserves it)
like MRirian should/is supposed to live up to their expectations like funny stuff and
everything.. If she speke a lil bit more, things woulda been diffent, I guess..
That said, it's not fair to speak badly about youtubers. I mean, you don't have to watch
her videos if you don't like, what do you say?

More importantly, I take it that you are planining to make videos in which you actually
speak to us, right? You want to make videos (and I watch them) and no one has the right to
stop you (and I'm on your side). So go ahead, keira!

please help me! Translate this
信じる力が私　
を自由にする
thanks!

2ch is not everything.

True.
I am everything, everything is me.

to 30
the power of believing sets me free.

thanks for translation

>>28
Mr. Smertemann?

ningen ha minna yowai

>>23

Since you were so late with posting the timings, I went ahead and listened
to it without them, be grateful. :P

"Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow."
I am 100 % sure, without fail, that this is correct.

"well one small time to decide on" is what I'm hearing. I'm pretty sure
about this, but not 100 %. What I am almost 100 % sure of, is that
it's either "well one small time to decide on" or "well one small town to decide on".

Hope this helps.

>>35
Yep. Tomorrow is the judgement day.
I wonder how my seeing with my doc will go.
I'll Try to sleep now.

In case I can't fall asleep, these days I always set my PC in Sleep mode in which
you don't have to boot PC from 0. Sleep mode make PC a lot faster to be
ready to be used again. Surfing the net make me feel less pain.

Maybe I come back in the middle of the night whining about my pain.
Hope I can sleep until 7:00am non stop.

>>36
Except for me.

>>38
You shouldn't lie to the doctor. If you do, he can't decide what's best for
you. Just bite your tongue and tell him the truth. It's better to be a little
bit humiliated in the hospital than having extreme pains at home.

Sleep well.

he is wrong!wwww

>>9
yeah, I think you're right.my vlogs probably won't get too popular when I make them.
Only the people I suscribe to and 2ch english visitors will be the ones watching, probably. xD
thank you for your support!

>>27
I hope that maybe I can try out a little bit of my japanese, since I need a lot of practice.
I'll probably be laughed at for my horrible japanese, but at least I'll get practice and hopefully people can tell me what I'll be saying wrong.
I think that it probably is a stereotype that westerners are not shy at all. xD
What people across the world see in American movies, sitcoms, ect. are the not-shy confident people, because a story would be boring without them!
As for my blog, it's super boring and I don't know why anyone would want to read it besides my friends, but now I have a japanese and english one.
the url for the japanese one is in the email. >.>
from the japanese one, you can probably find my english one.

>>38
Good luck! I hope the doctor will be able to help you!

i came back now because i had a part-time job, cram school.
i'll make an effort so that i can give up my ex.
my current byf don't live near me, so we can't often see each other.
so i feel lonely..

>>42
That was the cutest blog ever, keira.
I wanted to leave a message but I couldn't since I'm not a LJ member.
But, probably it is better that way to keep visitors' comments clean.
If I get the chance to become a member, I'll leave a comment.
"Imaginary Folklore" is my favorite from that album too!
GJ!

>>43
oh, you live away from him?
you said you wanted to marry him, so i assumed that you already lived with him. n_n;;
ganbaru!

>>44
thank you. n///n
oh, I enabled anonymous reviews, so now you can post if you want.
you like nujabes too? n___n his stuff is so relaxing yet upbeat.
thank you for reading.

New blog started!

thanks for the comment! i appreciate it. n__n<3

i have to go to school now, goodbye everyone!

I'm wondering if it's better to post in Japanese in your blog?
For now, I did half in Jap, half in Eng, though.

I mean, Japanese only.

i am japanese

yorosiku onegai simasu

hello,this is a pen.

>>51
Ass hole

>>51
>>this is a pen.
Is that a common phrase in Japanese schools or something? I see that sentence
all the time.

>>51

No it's not. That's a PENCIL.

HE'S LYING TO ALL OF YOU.

>>53
Probably people in their 40's or older used a textbook like that
when they are taught English at school. It's a very easy sentence to
keep in mind, so even after they came of age, it's still stuck in their head.
So, yeah, it's common in that sense. lol

>>53
Pretty much the first thing you learn to say in many beginner's Japanese
textbooks...

Is it true that most Asians have very small penises? How big are your penises
when erected?

Black Cocks are too big to be true. But they look really soft even when
they are supposed to be hard.

I dont think they look soft. Hard as stone.

lolwwwwwww kawaiwwwwwwwww
neko neko nyan nyan wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
watshi ga nijonninwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yorushik wwwwwwwww

>>59
Are you rly sure?
Soft as feather, aren't they?

I am gaijin. my penis is long and strong as stone.

>>62
Uho

I am not uho

>>62
Uho Uho

What the crap does uho mean? I've heard it a bunch of times, but I can't
figure it out.

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>>40
Judging from the way he talked to me about hospitalization last time
I saw him, the persentage of me hospitalized was 50/50. He didn't
strongly urge me to get hospitalized. His tone was like, "It might be a
good idea for you to get hospitalized..."

I told him to give me a few more days and suggested he change from injection to IV.
He agreed and instructed me to have IV every day and I got IVed for
the past three days in a raw. This is the forth day to try IV and
at the same time, this is the day to see the doctor.

I have to report him how my foot was like for the past few days while
I have gotten IV. I won't tell a lie but I think I hint at him I don't want to get hspitalized.
But at the same time, I can't bear more killing pains (I haven't experienced
that since I got IV, though)so, daring to get hospitalized is an idea.

I have a big strang feeling in my foot but I can' t say it's pain now.
I managed to grab 6 huorsd of sleep last night. Thanks.

>>42
Thank you. I'll check your blog when I have time. Can't wait to read.
But I need to have breakgast now. Of course, I'll watch your vlog, too.

>>42
Thank you. I'll check your blog when I have time. Can't wait to read.
But I need to have breakgast now. Of course, I'll watch your vlog, too.

>>70
氏ねよ

I masturbated by keira
feeling so good

I must learn English much harder to stalk better, since I can hardly go on like this.
I'm like just an idiot with this poopy English that only makes a laughing stock of myself.

NG推奨：KGKGKG

>>73
I think you know your english quite well!
Perhaps you just have to use it in more...productive ways.
good luck and keep practicing! that's what this board is for. :)

Ah ben calisse, sebas est de retour, oh oui.
Watcher vous ma gang de farfadets.
...
Bon ben c'est pas mal ca pour a soir. On se reprendra la prochaine fois
kthx chow bye

I must protect keira
I won't never give up on keira forever
keira is my future wife

beatiful keira
I can't wait your vlog
then I must wait with masturbating till keira will start vlog

my penis will go to keira's pussy
It is fate

>>68
OHHHH, If you are hospitalized, who can insert some painkiller to me.
As you are very good painkiler inserter (your PhD treatise is exellent),
I would hate to miss you......

hum, seriously, I think It's a good idea to be in hospital. If you
can't eat meals or sleep enough due to your pain, your wound won't get well
easily.
We hope you get well. :)

>>80
Thank you. I'm back home now and just had dinner.
I saw the doctor in the morning and explained to him how the pain had been
like for the past 4 days. He didn't mention the need for hospitalization
today. Instead, he said, " in the meantime, let's see how your foot will
be like with you under IV drop treatment."

I have to see him next Tuesday and until then, I have to go to
hospital every day just to have IV drop treatment, including this coming
Saturday and Sunday. I feel gloomy because I have to go there even
on weekends for one hour IV drop treatment.

But I have no choice. It's a lot better than being hospitalized.
So I think I'd better look on the bright side.

As for my foot condition, it's on plateau. In this conditon, I think
I can sleep well enough. I have to be always on guard because the pain
might attack me out of nowhere but at the same time I have to be optimistic
to prevent me from exhausting from the fear of poosible surge of pain.

So, as of today, I'm not hospitalized. Holler me when you need painkiller
to be inserted. uho

>>81
How nice, Mr. Smertemann.

You have to tell me what uho means, though.

Uho is a phrase from famous japanese meme - yaranaika manga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_anKcBaW8

Bart Simpson actor gives $10 million to Scientology!!!

NOBODY IS IN HERE!

I am here.

Let me NEET

can i get get get to know know know you better baby

If I was Hitler, I would have killed all Jews in the world, and one clown.

We Are Superfree

Superfree is a raper's group, right?

>>92
Surely you mean RAPPER group, right?

I am shotacon

>>94
Me too.
Boys are so cute!
Do you take me to the police?

Strange,if you're a man.

>>93
I mean, Superfree was a rapist's group of Waseda.

Waseda is prestigious uni. I know girl who lived in states till she was 14
and then she went straight to waseda.

It is very merciless to eat uni.

100

001

While there are about 5 million websites teaching Japanese, there are about
1.5 websites teaching Mandarin. This sucks, as I'd like to start reading
mandarin by myself, before perhaps fully studying it.

5 million? You must be kidding..

>>102
My university gives distance courses, and there are no tuition fees.
Don't know how they feel about people not even living in the country,
though; or if it's possible to get by entirely in English. (Assuming
that you are, in fact, not in Sweden...)

Hm. Actually I'm going to meet up with a guy who used to study Mandarin,
and a bunch of Chinese later tonight. I'll ask if they know any useful
sites. Assuming I don't get too drunk and forget about it right away...

>>104
Thanks man. JFYI I'm the Norwegian guy.

世の中に冷たくされて 一人ボッチで泣いた夜
もうだめだと思うことは 今まで何度でもあった

Could I take part in the chat?
My English writing is totally rubbish, so I'd like to improve it through this thread.

>>102
I've never heard of that.
There are lots of teaching Japanese and Mandarin websites in the world.

In London, there are a few advertisement of training course for
Japanese-language teacher.
I often go to Japan Centre, which is one of the famous
Japanese grocery shops in London, to buy some food and look for books,
and see the advertisement as well.

Recently, a friend of mine stated teaching Japanese to British people.
He told me that it was helpful to improve my English.

oh

I too look for books and boobs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
What's got into him? lol

>>108
Sorry, mate. I don't want you to surprise.

>>109
Do you usually go to a kind of adult area?

>>110
I suppose he's a big fan of Britney Spears.
That's why he shouted a lot.
I heard she tried to commit suicide, didn't she?

dont know

>>111
i myself dont care

>>112
It's a guy, and quite frankly, I think the world would be better off without
total retards like him. Just my opinion, though.

No one does.

>>114
Cheers, mate.

>>115
Total retards...(w
I think you're probably right.
He's a bit mad.

>>107
Yes, there are lots of good websites for learning Japanese, but after searching
through every corner of the internet, I still haven't found a single good
website that teaches Mandarin.

>>117
Yes. Why in god's name does he care so much about Britney Spears? Britney
got herself into the mess that she's in now, she's got no one to blame for
that. I thought people stopped listening to Britney Spears at the age of 11,
I guess I was wrong.

hiya

Which is harder to learn? Chinese or Japanese or Korean…

>>119
LEAVE HER ALONE OR LISTEN TO HER SONGS!

>>118
Hmm, it's interesting.
In my opinion, there are lots of rubbish language teaching websites in the world.
The administrators of the websites are mean people who like to earn big money.

>>119
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally agree with you.
Her music is a bit childish, isn't it?
I'm always not interested in the kind of music.
I recently booked the tickets of the concerts for Eric Clapton and The Police,
which are better than Britney.

hi

hiya

>>120
>>124
>>125
Hi, mate. Nice to meet you.

>>121
I don't know, it depends.
I guess Mandarin(Chinese) is difficult to learn in terms of sound.

>>122
sure

nice to meet you, too

>>121
I'd say (from most difficult to least difficult) Chinese (Cantonese then Mandarin),
Japanese, Korean.

Chinese because of pitches and ridiculous amounts of Hanzi, Japanese because
or particle usage and ~2500 Kanji, and then Korean with no Kanji in use
in modern times.

For those not in the know, he's gay, i mean, him >>110.
check his other videos out, too.

Obviously he is.

Gay people are really popular in america.
So I have a question. Do you agree or disagree with the idea
that gay marriage should be legally permitted?

>>132
Sorry to interrupt you.
Gay people in the U.K are much more popular than the U.S.

In this country, same-sex marriage is already legal.
Look at the URL below,
ttp://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%90%8C%E6%80%A7%E7%B5%90%E5%A9%9A
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage

So, I think same-sex marriage should be permitted.

China banned Youtube and Wikipedia...

>>134
Good.

The latest poll numbers are in and Obama is now leading in Germany by double digits and running even with Hillary in Japan, Russia is solid Romey territory, while Iraq is trending for McCain

>>133
Just because the UK and a few countries adopted it??

>>137
Absolutely not.
Not only straight, but gay people have citizenship as human being.
I'm not gay, but we should show respect for the people.

>>134
I hate the Chinese censorship. They're still semi-communistic.

---

My opinion on the homosexuality discussion: Of course gay marriage should
be allowed. Marriage is nothing more than an official announcement that
you and your partner are actually seeing each other, and want to keep doing
that for the rest of your lives (at this point, at least). Christian morals
should not have anything to do with it, but unfortunately this isn't the case.
This is a prime example of religion trying to control people's lives.

I feel that churches/religions should of course be free to allow or disallow
gay marriage withing the church/religion itself, but not outside of the church/
religion. There are too many narrow-minded brainwashed religious freaks that
feel the need to impose their beliefs upon others, that is why gay marriage
hasn't been officially accepted in all countries of the world.

PS: I'm not gay, just to get that one out of the way.

>>134
Beijin strengthened its cencorship because of this video, i guess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cNJfLlPaxU

I have almost no interest in this adultery thing, but the world is,
I'm sure, more worried about Chinese communist party destroying nature,
exporting poisoned foods, commiting genocide and what not..

The divorce rate would skyrocket, but that would benefit lawyers and
boost the whole economy in turn, maybe. lol

>>140
I don't understand what the caster said.
Would it be possible to explain to us?

>>142
I don't understand chinese, either.
But it made news. Just a quick search led me to this site :
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1703574,00.html

Thank you for posting the news.
I understand why she screamed for 3 minutes.

This thread is really helpful to improve my poor English.
I'll come back here if I have free time.

see you later

>>102 (etc)
Nobody had any ueful suggestions, unfortunately.

I'm on a, uh, beer run, now; so can't write any long answer. But I'll
let you know if something comes up. (maybe someone knows someone, who...)

Anybody got a nicovideo account/password that I could borrow so I can watch
a clip?

>>146
Don't worry about it, I'll think of something. Go out and have some fun. I
gotta get up early in the morning, so I'm getting ready for bed.

Skål.

Are you British, freeman?

>>149
Why are you so dumbass?
>>107

>>150
Ohhhh...Thanks you. I overlooked the post.

>>147
I don't get it. Why don't you get your own account?
Nobody in their right mind would ever accept such kind of request.

>>82
What does uho（ウホッ） mean?
I have seen a foreigner asking the same question here before.
That has to be on FAQ list.

Uho!!! originats from a comic book made for gay people.
In the comic, when a gay man spotted a man of his type, he said to
himself with excitement, "uho!! He is so cute./he is my type."
Uho is kind of like "Wow!!!"

As far as I know, the comic book was not widely known before because
gay comic books are underground thing in themselves. But one 2channeler
(I'm not sure if he himself is gay or not.)found the comic very
amusing because of impossible ridiculous but setting, he introduced
the comic to 2channelers and the comic book has become widely known to
2ch.

And then, Uho began to be used in different ways as a joke. For example,
if you say, "I'm uho," it means I'm gay. "Are you uho?" means "are
you gay?"

In >>80 he said, "If you are hospitalized, who can insert some painkiller to me. "
jokingly, so I replied in >>81, " Holler me when you need painkiller
to be inserted." He and me are not gay (possibly he is?!?! lol) but
I answered as if I was excited to insert painkiller in his anus.

http://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/ASIN/4835440676/hatena-22/ref=nosim
http://images.uncyc.org/commons/thumb/2/21/Uho　iiotoko001.jpeg/250px-Uho　iiotoko001.jpeg


Well, I gotta go to hospital to have IV drop treatment.

The second link doesn't work.
What about this?

http://ja.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Image:Uho%E3%80%80iiotoko001.jpeg

uho uho.............uho.

m9(^Д^)ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰ

Caveat: drunk.

>>107
> There are lots of teaching Japanese and Mandarin websites in the world.
So tell us about them already. (We already know about the Japanese
ones.)

>>148
Skål! And good night, I guess.

>>153
Very good explanation, Mr. Smertemann. Thank you.

When is super bowl?
Does fuva? favi? fovi? hoova? the QB's team moved on to Super Bowl?
I was updated in the biddle but lost track of how things are going?

I will watch the game on monday morning (BS1.
because I'm a neet.

>>160
Oh, It's monday.. Has the famous QB's team advanced to Super Bowl?
The famous Quarter Back whose name is fago, figo, favo????
I forgot. I haven't seen him playing on TV so If his team will play in
Super Bowl, I watch the game.

Joe Montana, Steve Young, Dan Marino, are the only QBs whose name I know.
That was waaay back in '90s though.

>>161
I don't know about the QB.
42th Super Bowl - NE Patriots vs NY Giants
FYI

>>162
Thank you very much.

I googled. Don't tell me I should have before asking here...
And OOhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooo... His team lost to the Giants in
Conference Championship.. His team is Greenbay Packers..
I think that was the first loss for his team this season...
His name is Brett "Favre."
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/shukan-st/writer/writer_sports/writer_sports.htm?v=078

American football uniforms are too tight, especially their pants.
I understand they are made to be difficult to grab but look sort of kinky.
uho

I wonder 4channelers who are regular here have no interest in Super Bowl.
Football and otaku are tow opposite ends of concept.

American Football is sport of woman. Australian Rule football and
rugby are far more macho.

When I see this thread is not as active, I feel kind of sad.
2channel's English board is the site where I vist the most often when
I turn on my PC.

SNS, blog. There are lots of websites that help people interact with
each other on the Internet. But for a person like me who has no
social life, I don't undersatnd why facebook or myspace or mixi or
other sns sites are so interesting. Especially face book is designed
to complement real life's relationship, I can't take full advantages of
it. I have my account but I haven't used much.

2channel is the place where a person like me who have no contacts in
real life can enjoy under anonymity.

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

イギリス人さん！！！！you are めちゃかっこいい！！！
I fainted...when I saw you picture....OMG....can I add as mymiku?
(FYI, I am not uho...I am a girl lol)

(con)
But to tell the truth, as I've been reading your kakikomi for
more than half a year, your appearance doesn't match the image
that I had in my mind. I used to imagine someone that is older and low-key
and you are a bit different from my imagination. ^^

a girl who is over 40 y/o?

Girls are always like this. lmao

>>132
I can't believe there exist gay people in this world. What do they live for?

Can you show me picture of イギリス人さん ?

↓の英文を訳していただけませんか？
Dropped by "Lock Girls" to get the story and the gossip
was that the Japanese guy had given up after an increasing
dumb set of "economies", apparently at one point trying to fine
the service girls for spending too much time chatting to customers!

>>171
Shut your mouth up! She's 18 and going on 19.
Cute and cheerful girl. Don't you ever try to ask her out.
You'll be turned down!!

>>170
Are you jealous? Why don't you show your face to her?
If you're hot, she'd be in love with you.

>>176
Yes, I'm so jealous I'd like to see pictures of イギリス人 now.
イギリス人 is mine!

>>177
イギリス人 doesn't like gay people. He's straight.
Give him up. lolol

>>178
No, I'm a young good looking girl who just fits his type, not like a saggy
40 something leftover like you.
LOLOLOL

>>178

hum...I'm not that bad either.
let Igirisujin san judge which one is better, you or me. lol

>>180
What are you talking about?
Are you gay?

Hey gays. I know you are getting along with gays and I shall recommend with confidence these awesome films.

「I'm the number one gay」
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1334395

「The day I have to be undressed my clothe for monk」
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1440899

「The gay hunted」
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1656351

「The trap with sweet」
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2031011

>>182
Bastard! Niconico isn't for the people here.

Hey, gays! This is Emily.
Today, I'm gonna teach you how to tell who's gay and who's not.

I have a question. If I get Igirisujin-san as mymiku, can I add as my friends' friend such as
other America-jin san and miscellaneous people here automatically? lol

>>168 is a perfect gay.
>>172 is gay deep inside.
>>176 is also gay.
>>179 is hyper gay.

Do you understand what that means?
They are all gay!

well sorry to be too obsessed with this matter, (*^^*)
only the case if I'd add igirisujin-san as mymiku...lol

>>185
Tell me about Ketsuge burger. Is she cute?

>>187
We will find you out, definitely. It'll be no different than 2ch.
Let me spell it out for you once again.
イギリス人 is mine!

Once we find out who you are, you will be uploaded here.
I'm sure of it. We'll be reading your dairy.

ok then you can have イギリス人さん。then I'll take other
miscellaneous assholes....lol but maybe no thanks lol

>>188
What is the burger? Is it yummy?

>>191
Now you are mine too!

AHAHAHA hey!!! DONT DO THATTTTT!!!!!

>>167
I can't even get along with people in the internet world.
But 2ch welcomes me and allows me to post unreadable posts.

Shut up! You guys are all mine!

>>168
Do you eat ketsuge burgers?

japan is the worst country

失　矢 石　右

similar kanji. Thiis is hard for us gaijins.

boku no koibito

>>198
japan is the worst country to live.

I don't think I want to go to the Olympic in China anymore...
Food poisoning and water. Plus bird flu...
No thanks!!!

John Titor may right.

>>202

I've never wanted to go to China in the first place, really. I know you
can't boycott China's goods since they make everything, but why vacation
in a country known for violently repressing any and all criticism?
Is China so beautiful that it's so easy to ignore their atrocious
human rights record?

I used to like Chinese foods but, I don't like to have one lately anymore.
Some of the ingredients must come from China to make Chinese foods...

btw, how many you guys use mixi?

I'm not

Hey guys. Anybody use a Vista here???
My PC is getting old and want to buy a new PC but all the new PCs come with the Vista now
Can you use XP SW with a Vista? Like MS office...

You can downgrade to XP. That's what lots of people end up doing.

>>209
so you didnt like Vista?

>>195
Have a good time here.

When I bought my new computer, I chose XP instead of Vista. Too much bad
news. Too many reported bugs and conflicts. Stick with XP, if you ask me.

>>210
I never used Vista myself, but read so many negative articles and comments about it.
Some people say it's worse than ME. I guess there's a lot yet to be done with it.
Mine's Vista capable, but I'm still waiting for a better upgrade.

So where are the pics of イギリス人さん already?

>>213
>>212
Thanks for your Info.
I guess I'm going to look for the new PC with XP in it..

Vista is too heavy and slow. My 4 years old PC with XP is faster than new PC with a Vista.

>>216
That's maybe because Vista's Aero feature.
Lot's of new gimmic features make vista PC slow.
It's said you need 2GB memory to use Vista PC comfortably.

I hear Vista isn't good. I don't know the reasons. I am not an expert of computers.
I use the PC with XP myself.

My cat likes Vista. she watches Aero stuff tho.....

>>218

Yeah, me too. I actually never tried Vista, but Microsoft OS's are usually
like that. The first year or so, they're terribly until their free bug-test...
I mean, paying customers locate and report enough problems and they fix
it.

>>219
I'm glad somebody likes a Vista Haha.

Watch out people. If you've been buying music's online, you are going to have a hell of problems after you changed to Vista. I have so many problems playing those music's with licensing
I gave up some of them.

The Paranoid, Security-Conscious O.S. Prioritizing the security of copy-
protected material over customer satisfaction. That's some great priorities
there, Mr. Gates.

>>223
I guess one more reasons not to go vista yet
PS. Vista is a wrong name I think....Haha

>>168-169
Feel free! I had to look up 'mymiku', but now I understand - that is
the whole point of mixi, after all.

>>222
I've had a couple licensing problems in the past when using XP, but
got around them by using an application that converts audio types.
Set it to MP3 -> MP3 and it makes it exactly the same, but strips it
of DRM. I still use XP.

On a different topic, Aero is delicious.
http://www.nestle.ca/NR/rdonlyres/9B490263-BA6E-4BC7-8AA0-BC330C835C3B/0/201680_AeroDk42g3D.jpg

Here's to the crazy ones.

The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.

They're not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.

You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,
disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things.

They invent. They imagine. They heal.
They explore. They create. They inspire.
They push the human race forward

Maybe they have to be crazy.

How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?

We make tools for these kinds of people.

While some see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.

Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world, are the ones who do.

I just saw a shooting star. It was very big, looked almost like a comet,
and it got pretty close to the ground (much closer than any shooting star
I've ever seen before).

I wonder how many times you can see shooting stars from the earth over a
period of, let's say 50 years? Let's not take your position on the globe
into account.

Maybe US spy sat. that coming down.

>>227
Some shooting stars come from...

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0YclGHOxk

>>229
Sometimes, I feel a burning sensation while at it. That is also a shooting star then.

>>229
Hehe, it came too close to the ground for it to have been shit.

my english sux I barely understood what guy was speaking about in the video.

オサマとヒラリーどっちが好きかと訊かれたら
オサマﾋﾞﾝラリーと答えるﾆｬｧ〜ｗｗ

>>227
Oh, You had a very exciting experience.
I have watched some small shooting stars at morning jogging time during the winter
when I lived in Numazu city(which is near Mt.Fuji). Also, I often watch them at a ski resort.
In my opinion, If we go to somewhere has few lamp, we can watch them easily.
(And they say that during the winter It is easy to watch small stars due to dry air.)

By the way, Do you know "the Meteor shower" as known as "Ryu-sei gun"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteor_shower
These are the celestial events which we can watch a group of shooting stars
in a particular area of sky at a particular time.
These occur not rarely. For example, There was the Perseids meteor showers last summer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perseids
If you would like, why don't you watch some meteor showers of this year.
IMO Meteor Shower Calendar 2008
http://www.imo.net/calendar/2008
(It is not an abbriviation of "in my opinion" :P )
And If you watch a discoloring shining object above the horizon, let's call
an astronomical observatory and say "There is UFO!!". :) :) :)

UHO!

The Perseids are awesome. I live in SoCal, so we get a good view of it in August. One summer night me and a friend drove out to the desert in her truck and just lay in the back, watching the shooting stars. Good times.

It's snowing like crazy in Tokyo. This is going to be a big one.

>>237
I heard that the subway system in Tokyo is more or less ALWAYS precise.
Can the same be said when the snow arrives?

It doesn't often snow underground.

Shooting star is not as rare as you might imagine.
I've often seen it when I had a dog and took him out for a walk at night.

UFO is Unidentified flying object so it doesn't have to be operated by
an alien. It's just unidentified. So UFO in most case is just a natural phenomenon.

>>238
I tried to solve the riddle you proposed there, but came to the conclusion
that you are immaculately retarded, which is not a bad thing. I like it.

>>239
>>241
I was not aware of the fact that it was only underground, as all other subway
trains I've ever taken resurfaced at some point or another.

Bored.

What's for lunch today?

I hope that snow affects train system,because I
don't want to go to my company as usual.
Be late! Be late!

Not potsticks.

It is pussy

Bored, bored, bored...

Are you bored? watch this.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bf-7PxQ894

>>248
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51T5A0j2ZV0

Hey guys.
What do you do if you have 90000USD to spend.

>>251
Buy as much land on the moon as possible.

>>252
Hehe, good call, man.

>>251
>>253
This wouldn't possibly be related to the post I posted about some American
winning $90K with a "fake" check, would it?

>>251
I'll buy a porsche. Made in china.

>>251
90k really isn't that much. I'd pay off my student loans (~25k) and put the rest away in savings.

>>256
I take it you're already a millionaire, seeing as 90K isn't much to you.
Why don't you pay off your loan with that money? Oh, you get tax cuts since
you have the loan?

hey, this snowing is crazy...

>>257
Uh... If I were a millionaire, I wouldn't *need* student loans in the first place.
And 90k isn't that much for a question like that. Usually people ask something like, if you had 10 million dollars, what would you do, or something like that.

>>258
The climate all over the world is getting more and more fucked up. It's as
if the poles are changing, making hot areas cold and cold areas hot.

Wow, I wish I could see a shooting star!

today I watched a program about the musical genius, Derek Paravicini
Have you heard of him? He is blind and autistic (He is 24, with the IQ of a 4 year old) but is very musically gifted!
There is a documentary of it on youtube.If someone plays 10 keys on the piano all at the same time, he can tell which keys were touched!

>>261
Autistic people have very concentrated skillsets, so that doesn't surprise
me at all.

That reminds me of this American guy that had some sort of mild form of autism;
he didn't like open areas and was a little shy, but those were his only
negative autistic traits. He had an insane memory, and could do some sick
math in his head. He literally saw numbers as colors and shapes in his head.
The ugliest number to him was 199 or 299, I don't remember.

Anyway, this guy memorized about 20 000 digits of pi (3,14), if my memory
serves me correctly. He also learned Icelandic in one or two weeks, and
then proceeded to hold an un-staged conversation with an Icelandic news
team, live. As you may or may not know, Icelandic is ridiculously hard to
learn, and is generally accepted as one of the hardest languages to learn.

>>262
Hehe, yeah, I think we saw the same program on TV or something. I remember that guy.

L is gay.

Of course he is. ライトfucks him in the ass every night.

L loved Light, but Light killed him.

wanna do it

all dicks and butts everywhere

The monster dick often belongs to a black man.
It takes you by surprise that he has the arm lengths dick.

Penis size only matters to gay men and women with very large vaginas, for example, mothers and sluts.

Every girl loves big dicks.

>>270
The world's average penis is about 12 cm long. Yes, you heard that right.

Big boobs and big dicks rule the world.

>>271
The world's average arm is about 90cm long. Yes, you heard that right.

Every girl loves BL.

>>270
Every girl loves handsome men.

>>275
me no. Coz I'd get jealous if he would be so handsome and get
people's attention all the time. I want to be the one who
would get the attention from people. lol

I love every girl.

>>276
You explained you are ugly.

In a year, 90000 dollars will buy me a McDonald's Happy Meal.

patriots will lose because Brady will be sacked 10 times.

>>161
That's Brett Favre. He lost the conference championship against the giants.

Since I'm neet, I usually stay at home but because of the pains in my
foot, I have gone out every day to go to hospital. Luckily, I get to
sleep for 5 or 6 hours for the past few days but I don't think that's
enough to stay out of my house in the daytime.

Even though I insert a painkiller in my anus, I wake up in the middle of the
night because of strange uncomfortable feelings in my foot and it's
not easy to get back to sleep. That's why I lack in sleep.

I think I have to put a painkiller in my anal tonight, too. The strange
uncomfortable feelings there are bad enough to deprive me of sleeping time.
Actually, I'm very sleepy now but the strange feeling there prevents me from
falling to sleep.

I'm fed up with it. I have to go to hospital tomorrow, too just to get IV drop.
The day after tomorrow, I'm going to see my doctor. Chances are he
will instruct me to come to hospital to get IV drop later on or for other treatments.

If the severe pains come to me next time even under this circumstances of
IV drop treatment every day, I'll have to be under 24 hours surveillance,
which means getting hospitalized.

Haaaaaaaaaaa..... I'm so frustrated that I could punch strangers
in the face on the street or bad attitude nurses. Have to be careful
not to end up seeing headlines of papers that goes like "Frsutrated man hits
passerbys with a painkiller in his anus."

haaaaaaa.. I guess it's about time to have a painkiller in there.

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Now I've just put my friend, painkiller in my anal for tonight.
I usually use a sheet of kleenex to avoid dirct contact with my anal.
But to see if it is comletely inside, I check with bare middle finger.

The problem is, I think once in a while I forget to wash my hand before
eating a piece of bread for breakfast. I hope it's just my imagination.

>>283
I don't know what to say...
I hope you get well soon

>>283
Is it a good feeling to put stuff up your ass?

>>284
There's nothing I can do but to follow my doctor's instructions.
I post partly to vent my frustration, partly to practice writing in
English, and for other this and that reasons. Just read as an entertainment,
an adventure story that develops deep in my anal.

>>285
Not at all. but once you put it in, it starts to melt, so that's OK.
But for the first few minuites, there's strange uho feeling in there.

Gotta eat breakfast and go to hospital. Room for injection, IV drop is
crowded the most on Monday. I have to wash my hand before grabbing a
piece of bread.

Do you Japanese people use any sort of real-time chat client like for example
mIRC?

Yeah but you have to access from Japan to get on their servers.

>>288
Which networks? Are there also other popular clients/networks, other than
IRC?

>>280
I think you are watching super bowl now.

of course I am

am I allowed to post here? I'm from America, but I'm taking Japanese, and I can't read a lot of kanji

>>292
no gtfo

>>292
I reported you, you will see banning shortly.

>>292
どうぞ

>>294
it wouldn't change a lot, I can't read most of this site anyway

>>296
Don’t worry you can say anything you want here.
What’s on your mine??

>>297
nothing really. My teacher told us about the move 'Densha Otoko' and I found out that it all started here.
So I came to look at this place, and maybe I could practice my japanese, but there's so much that I don't know

>>298
I don’t know if ‘densha otoko’ started here or not.
But if you want to know the Japanese cultures. You are at right place.
Are you interested in Japanese? Like mangas and games?

There's a new story named "Anus Otoko" now playing here in this thread, but it's not really going
anywhere, so you can say whatever you want to. Perhaps, you can start your own story here.

>>300
uho.

>>301
Is it going to be an uho story? I didn't know that.

You want farm animals included?

>>300
I started reading about "Anus Otoko" but there's 300 posts here! I couldn't read them all

>>299
When I was younger I was a lot. Now, I am more interested in the culture, current and historic.
I'm studying Computer Science and Japanese, so I might do business in Japan, too.
I want to study abroad in 2 years, but I've heard that from different people that it's either a really good place to go, or really bad.
Some people have said that foreigners are looked down upon, while others say that people love them. If I studied in Japan, I wouldn't want either -- I would just want to be normal.

>>304
Just forget about being normal since you're studying Japanese. People will
naturally assume that you're just another one of them crazy wapanese anime
geeks when you tell them that you're studying it.

I've watched perhaps 5 hours in total of anime in my life, and I couldn't
care less about anime/manga, I find the language fascinating and that's why
I'm studying it, but that doesn't matter to anybody else.

>>305
I've even noticed that here on campus. I don't even look like one of those types, yet when I mention I'm studying Japanese and Computer Science, I get "those looks."
I generally don't even mention it until after they know me pretty well in order to avoid those kinds of assumptions.

Hahahaha, anus otoko (aka Mr. Smertemann). I'd totally watch that show.

I guess we should soon start accepting those who study Japan and Japanese as political refuges.

yeah!!!!!!Giants won!!!!!

I wonder why they are assumed as wapanese or geeks?
In the first place, why wapanese are so looked down on? Just like otaku here?
Is it a form of bullying? Or something Japanese is a disgrace to some people?

>>310
Japanese things aren't disgraceful, but it's the people who take it too far tends to be.
It's the people who claim to know so much about Japan, the language, culture, etc. when they aren't Japanese, haven't been to Japan, and the only exposure they have to Japan is through anime, manga, and games.
They generally have bad social skills, because they stay at home, or at their friend's houses watching anime.
I guess it is like otaku over there. "Otaku" over here call themselves otaku as a sign of pride, because they don't realize that it's a bad term.

You're doing CS and studying Japanese? Freaky. So am I.

>>310
Let me give you a run-down of how a weeaboo (another word for wapanese) acts
and speaks. Remember, I'm not even fucking kidding now, brace yourself for
embarassment.

Hi Jeremy-kun, did you watch Naruto yesterday? It was so kakoi and kawai
(note that they cannot spell any of the ten words of Japanese they know).
I wish Naruto was my friend so we could go and do ninja stuff together lol.
Anyways I put on my nekomimi today, and I'm drawing this yaoi sketch of
Naruto and Sasuke lol desu~.

Seriously, I can't go on, my brain fucking hurts after typing that out.
Also note that if they were to actually write something on a forum on the
internet, at least every second word would be spelled wrong, and there would
be at least one smiley for every three words.

These retards can suddenly start yelling crazy shit with no actual purpose,
like KAWAIIIIII DESUUUUUUU or BAKKKKKKA and stuff like that. Every time I
bump into one of those motherfuckers, I get so fucking angry that I almost
get a blackout and kill everybody in a 100 m radius around me.

This is why I don't tell anybody that I study Japanese, because I will
automatically be lumped together with these inbred fucks which are a shame
for humanity and should be put down as fast as possible.

>>311
Hmm... I kind of got it. Sounds like serious otaku here in Japan.
It's sort of true that anime, manga and games are big part of Japanese culture, though.
I mean, we grow up with those, more or less. But, I guess it's about their social ineptness that
gives them a bad name there, right?

>>313
Go eat a bag of dicks. 腐女子 aren't all weaboos.

>>313
LOLOL I don't know, but I understand that kind of stuff really pisses you off.

>>314
The basic notion is that "cartoons are for kids". Of course, most of anime
(basically the only anime marketed in the western market) is for children,
so westerners never get to see anything else, and thus believe that it's
only for children. It's the same for western cartoons, I've never seen any
cartoon made for adults.

The same thing goes for comics to some degree, although most people don't really
give a shit about that.

I've watched a few shows myself, and found them to be pretty good.
I've watched Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Mushishi and Berserk. Of course,
if you're just an everyday westerner, you'll never be able to get ahold
of any of these shows, simply because they aren't marketed here (exceptions
may be Trigun and Cowboy Bebop, but I don't live in the US so I'm not sure).

>>314
I think you've got it, then. It's definitely their social ineptness. But >>313 is right too.
They think they *think* they know about Japan. They do things wrong, and don't care about fixing it.
"kawai desu" and "baka" are probably the only words that they know, and they overuse them.

>>315
I was merely giving an example of how weeaboos act, and being around them
is extremely fucking awkward to the point of wanting to commit suicide. I
didn't say that all 腐女子 (hey, I learned a new word, thanks) are weeaboos.

>>317
I notice that "cartoons are for kids" thing. I'm not that big on anime(I never watched any of those you
mentioned;;), but some of them are really good, like Death Note was really well written and plotted.
I liked it alot.

>>318
I don't get that part well. actually. This analogy might sound stupid, but when I first ate Califonian rolls,
I thought those were just wrong because they were not right. I wasn't mad or anything, but maybe that
was a similar feeling. I love them a lot now, though. But if they had insisted those were genuine
Japanese food, I would have corrected them. I'm kind of getting lost, sorry.

>>320
They try so hard to be Japanese that it's just pathetic. They think that if they say it in an anime, then it must be true.
They don't actually know Japanese, except for the few words they learn from anime. "baka" "kawai" (kawaii, but they can't tell the difference) "desu"
It's not that is "just wrong." A better analogy would be like a science teacher coming into class and dancing around doing African dances and tribal dances because he saw it on the Discovery Channel.
He doesn't actually know anything about the African cultures, so they are just embarrassing themselves by doing it.
That's probably not a good analogy either.

Does anybody read the Berserk manga? Holy crap, now that's some good entertainment.
Too bad that it's so slow, though.

>>322
That is me, just wanting to clarify something.

Would I ever admit to be reading Berserk to anybody in real life? No.
Would I ever admit to be reading Berserk if any of you knew who I was? No.

>>321
I think I got it.
So, they act like they know something when they don't really.
They have an attitude problem as well?

>>324
They are like mentally retarded children that's escaped from a medical clinic.
Just being around them is fucking awkward.

Imagine having a couple of friends over at your house, and you're all in the
livingroom with your mother, father, and siblings. Suddenly, one of your friends
starts talking about how he shat in his girlfriends mouth and then proceeded
to let his dog fuck her while she gave him a blowjob.

That kind of awkward. You just want to get the fuck out of their presence.
They have absolutely no social skills, and they do not know what's proper
and improper conduct.

>>324
an attitude problems depends on the individual. They almost never have good social skills. If they ever get made fun of for their hobbies, they just claim that they can't be made fun of because Japan is better than everything anyway.
Now, I like Japan and all, but I'm not going to say that Japan is better than everything just because some obscure anime is from Japan.

So yes, a lot of them do have an attitude problem.

>>326 that's me, but i can agree with >>325 about him saying about how awkward it is with them. But he expressed it with stronger words lol

aha, i think this is a funny conversation.
Just like the fellow up there^ I also don't like being lumped into the "japanese-obsessed" category.
I do stand out a little on campus because I like to try out fashions that I see in Japanese magazines and websites (nothing extreme, just different)
and as soon as someone knows that I am learning japanese, I get the "Oh...so you're into anime huh?"
...Anime and japan apparently are inseperable. Granted, I used to love anime when I was younger (pokemon and sailor moon) but I've kind of outgrown it.

I don't really get along well with otaku, even though otaku seem to like me a lot. >.>
I have nothing against them too much, but sometimes (and those who know can vouch for me) American Otakus are loud and disturb the peace.>_>;;;

and yeah...I get second-hand embarassed when I hear someone throwing out random japanese words. 9__9

I feel your pain, >>321 さん. Good luck in your studies,
I am also trying

I've met a sub-category of american otaku:

He's only taking Japanese so he can go to Japan and meet "hot Japanese women" who will think he's "so kakoi" for being "america jin" and he knows about their "culture" (anime)
With the main goal being the women.

>>325
That would be insaine. I can't really picture it, though. lol

>>326
I'm gettin it now. Some of them talk bad about American things, and that sort of pisses you off.

>>327
Hi keira.
American Otakus are loud? Japanese Otaku are opposite. They are harmless, mostly.

>>329
And I've met a subcategory of Japanese guys, who are learning English to meet hot American/European chicks. With their main goal being the women.
So what's your point? People do things for the reasons that are important to them. Yes, some of them make themselves look incredibly stupid.
But so what? It's no one else's business as long as they're not hurting anyone.

>>330

>>326 here
It's not that they talk bad about American things. It's just that they can't accept that they ARE American. And that they don't have any basis in their arguments that Japan is better.
Let's say 2 people are debating. One person says that Apples are more healthy because they have nutrients, they taste good, and they are filling. The other person says that Cake is better just because it is.
You get really annoyed at the person who likes Cake, because they have no argument there.

It's the same thing with Japan. I like Japan because of the culture, history, language, grammar, literature (once I can read better), and a lot of different things, but the American otaku likes japan because they have "s00per kawai ninja yaoi desuuu~~"

>>331
Sir, I want to shake your hand. I wish I could meet more people like you in real life.
I personally don't care what he does, as long as nobody gets hurt. Are a lot of Japanese people like you?

This person I'm thinking of in particular, I think, is missing out on a lot that Japan (and the world) has to offer by being so focused on women. And that's why I'm so disappointed.

Foreign otaku guys may loved by osase girls and ugly me.

>>333
Haha. Well, I'm American (and a girl XD).
But personally, I totally agree with you about people like that missing out on a lot of Japan.
I think it's a shame, but hey, we all appreciate different things in life...

>>330
hello there.
Yes, when they are with friends, I've noticed that they get pretty looud. >.>;;
This is just from MY observations though.
I know that there are some hardcore otaku out there that keep their love for anime a complete secret and refuse to interact with typical american otaku
(i used to be one of them. lol)

Japan really is a facinating place, with an interesting culture, so when people act that way( only liking japan for anime and butchering the language) I find it a bit disrespectful. :/
The same thing could be said for those who think they are cool for watching french films and butching french and wanting to move to paris.
...I guess what I'm saying is, that it's fine to like another culture, but people should still be able to accept themselves for who they are.

>>335
LOL
Well, here I am on this almost purely Japanese website, and I end up talking to an American girl...what are the odds
I thought you were >>330 when I posted it before.
Anonymity: making conversations complex

>>336
and they have to realize that they are not Japanese, no matter how much interest they have.
If they want, they can try to *integrate* into some Japanese thing, as long as they realize that they are *not* Japanese, especially when they have a minimal knowledge of what is there.

>>336
Fans of anything are loud in groups. That's the way humans are. Anime fans are no louder than football fans.
And I think that childish "veneration" of Japan (or France, or what have you) is often a natural phase that people go through, especially younger fans.
I think I went through a similar period when I was in middle school, although it wasn't as pronounced as some other people.
Yes, it's annoying. But for many, it's a natural, preliminary step towards a more mature and thoughtful appreciation of a culture.

>>337
Hehe, yeah, I know. Well, I imagine very very few American girls ever visit 2ch, so I don't blame you for not suspecting. XD

>>332
Okay, so, they have way different tastes in Japanese things from yours.
Perhaps, completely different.

>>331
I tend to agree with you, because I've never had a bad experience with them.
Basucally, they just keep talking about things I have no idea about.
But, maybe because I'm Japanese. I don't know.

>>336
That's one thing I'm not sure about.
What is 'being American', do you think?

>>339
>>Fans of anything are loud in groups. That's the way humans are.
I disagree, if you're saying that this is always the case. This is a huge
over generalization.

Also, there's nothing wrong with moving to another country with a different
culture because you like it there. You might not be from that country, but
who gives a flying fuck about that anyway?

>>342
Of course there always exceptions. What I meant to say is, in my experience, when you get a bunch of people (or maybe this only goes for Americans, who knows) who share a common interest together, chances are shit's going to get pretty loud.

>>342
no, there's nothing wrong with moving to a country where you like it (the culture and everything)
but just make sure you know what you're getting in to.

If you have a false (or limited) view of Japan, like most American Otaku have (>>341 : That's what it is, American Otaku don't know what Japan *really* and *fully* is. They ONLY know anime/manga/games/etc.)
With a wrong view of the country that you're going into, then you will have expectations, and no matter what your expectations are, you'll be disappointed when they aren't fulfilled.
That might be why some people have a GREAT time in Japan for only a SHORT amount of time, and others have BAD experiences over LONG periods, and vice versa.

>>344
Then you'll either learn from your disappointment and like Japan for what it is (not for what you think it is).
Or you'll leave and never come back. Either way, win-win for all parties involved.

>>340
Hello fellow American girl. x]
you're not alone.

>>341
Hmm, well it wasn't really the fact that they are American, just more of the fact that they really want to be japanese.
But...this is just a stereotype of the ones that I have known.
And really, as earlier stated, I guess it's not really my bussiness what hobbies people partake in right? n_n
I guess I'm just tired of being generalized into that group. TT_TT

>>345
OK, well that brings up a question that I've been curious about:
How xenophobic is Japan in general? I've heard good things and bad things, and I don't if it's a regional thing, or an entire national thing.

>>347
Impossible for me to say, as I've never lived there, only visited.
I'll say first that I imagine it's a similar question to, "How racist is America?" Probably impossible to answer. It all depends on where you are, who *you* are, and who you talk to.
In my experience, many Japanese are wary of foreigners. They just don't want anything to do with them. If you ask for directions, they'll smile and try to help you out.
But that kindness is very shallow. I get the impression that they're telling me, "Yes, you can visit. Yes, we want you to enjoy our country. But you'll never belong here, so don't stick around for too long."
(There are the rabid right-wing assholes, but every country has its share of those.)
I don't know why, but I get this feeling that a lot of Japanese consider foreigners as somehow being incomprehensibly different.
But the Japanese people that I've had extensive relationships with have all been very friendly and welcoming, once they got to know me a little (and especially when they saw that I speak good Japanese).
Basically, once I was no longer a stranger to them, they had no problems with me.
I've also been lucky in that I've had the opportunity to interact with a lot of young (college students) Japanese people, who are generally much more open and excited about getting to know foreigners.

>>344
So, as long as they come to Japan to participate in a Comiket or something,
they should be allright, I guess. But, I agree that they need to study at least customs
and stuff if they want to stay longer.

>>346
To be completely honest with you, if someone categorized me into otaku, I'd be so upset too.
I know exactly how you feel about it there.
This might sound weird, but the part of them wanting to someone else is already part of who they are.
And one of American values that i respect is freedom, so I assume it's quite ok to like that, just in principle.
Sorry if what I say doesn't make sense.

>>347
Oh, just to add on the topic of it being a "regional thing," it's certainly true that you'll get maybe a little more welcoming treatment in Tokyo or Osaka.
But at the same time, maybe because they're used to dealing with foreigners, they can be a little more brusque.
In the "small town" kinds of places, which I've had the pleasure of visiting as well, you get the people that stare at you like you're a circus attraction. XD But they also put in a very kind, genuine effort to help you out.
Of course, this is all speaking purely from my experience.

>>350
Anything helps. I'd like to study abroad (like I've said) and I have choices of Sapporo and Tokyo, as well as some others I believe.
I would like to go to a large town/small city where at first they might stare like a circus attraction for a while, but since it's small enough, they WILL get to know you, and end up having friends like that one person said.

>>347
This was discussed in the first thread, and the conclusion we came to was that
Japan isn't as racist as people hype it up to be.

I think that the Japanese that don't like foreigners, don't like foreigners because
many Americans go to Japan and treat everything as their own personal toilet;
not caring about anything and being loud and obnoxious, because the Japanese are so
modest/shy that they don't say anything. In my opinion, the majority of Americans
I've seen in Japan are of the unlikeable-in-any-country-type, or total morons,
if you will.

Right, I've seen the same people in Switzerland and France. And of course, since they are so loud and vocal in other places, when they get back to America, they are loud and vocal back here, and give everything a bad name.
Since they are so vocal, more people will hear them.
I'll definitely check out the other thread at some point, if I can, but at this point I have to go to bed...I've got class (Japanese, ironically) in the morning.

>>352
ewwwww... those sorts of people are SO embarassing. D:
While I was in Japan, sometimes we'd go places with a group.
There was one person in the group who was very disrespectful and the whole group was so embarassed to have her there with them.
We didn't want to associate with her at all. She said things like:
"What?! they don't speak English here?!"
"I don't have any yen! you don't take American money?"
It was terrible. =___=

And I didn't learn until I got back from japan that...you aren't supposed to talk on the subway!
I had talked with my mom a few times, and I didn't realize that it was a social norm to be quiet on the subway.
But at least people here on 2ch assured me that maybe they didn't mind. >.>;;
Whenever visiting a foreign country, I try to follow the customs to be polite.Even though I stick out a lot, I'll still try! lol

>>354
People talk on the subway all the time, it's just talking on the phone that's
"frowned" upon, but many people do it still. It's kinda funny watching people
pulling their jackets over their heads and crouching down in a corner to talk
on the cell phone.

>>355
It's because they know they shouldn't deep down. But if it's urgent, it can't be helped.

Some westerners are total morons. They don't know what "public" means, nor do they try to
understand how much they disgrace themselves. Halloween isn't an excuse to be nuisance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Keo385PUlIQ

>>356
Oh fuck off, don't bring that up again. People have already bitched that to death. Get over it.

Agreed. That one should be buried in the past. We can bitch about it again next season, not now.

They are shameless.

What the hell is this?

http://www.downloadanimevideos.com/

Is this legal?
Does anybody know this?

So... how about those Patriots?

Seems like I missed lots of conversation just now. Damn.

>>304
>>312
CS and Japanese? Me too.

It's funny, though. We have plenty of Japan fans in my school and
class, but none that are as extreme as the ones you've been talking
about. Perhaps it's just a difference of degree, I can definitely
relate...

>>360 It's a website that offers anime downloads. It's illegal. Yes, everyone knows about this.

Piracy is a big problem for anime in America because no American anime companies have sued or taken any action against these type of websites.
Currently the US anime industry is doing worse than 10 years ago despite anime being more popular. This is because nowadays many fans just illegally watch anime instead of buying it.
I think it's really horrible all of the newer anime fans that I have met mostly just watch anime off of youtube instead of buying it.
I of course buy the DVDs but I don't think it's enough.

DVDs are ridiculously overpriced. Sometimes there are only 2 or 3 episodes per disc. Fuck that.
If it's a choice between pay nothing and watch no anime, or pay nothing and watch anime, I'll download it. They wouldn't have been getting my money either way.

>>364
Are you in US?
In Japan, anime DVDs are much expensive than in US.

>>363
>Yes, everyone knows about this.

So, many foreign otakus use the site?

>>365
Yeah, I know. Prices in Japan are just fucking stupid.

>>364 DVDs are cheaper in America than they've ever been.

>>366 Only idiots use that particular since it has a subscription fee.
People who call themselves fans of anime and yet don't support it usually either downloads the anime off of a bittorrent site or watches it on something like Youtube.

>>368
And I'm poorer than I've ever been. College students ftw.

Very interesting duscussion is going on so I hesitate to post but let
me tell you Anus Otoko is back.....
Wait! Who in the world dubbed me Anus Otoko? I bursted out into laughing.

Yeah, nothing funny about my story so far. All I write is how much
I'm frustrated, irritated with a little bit of "uho"ish painkiller
experiences dotted here and there.

If I ended up being hospitalized, maybe that would give my story more twists
and turns. Maybe I would fall in love with a nurse. I would access to
2ch on hosipital bed and ask for advice on what I should talk about
with her when she comes to my room to measure my blood pressure every morning
or how to ask her out while I'm in hospital.

Not all the nurses are female these days. I have seen a few male nurses
when I was hospitalized about two years ago so It would turn out to be
an uho story.

The problem is I don't have a lap top PC so it would be impossible to
access to 2ch once hospitalized. Yes, you can post in and read 2ch threads
even via cell phone. I have a cell phone but I haven't subscribed to
web browsing service of my carrier so I would cut off from 2ch completely.
I usually stay home so to me there's no point of owning a portable
phone in the first place.

Well...All I want now is enough sleep without being disturbed by jittering
weird uncomfortable feeling in my anal, no, I mean, in my foot.
Probably I have to put an uho painkiller in my anus tonight as usual
to sleep well before I go to bed.

Wapanese and weeaboo are the words I hadn't ever known until I saw
them here in this thread a while ago. Now I know what they mean but, are they commonly
used? Are average American or people from overseas familiar with the
words? Only Otaku arena overseas know the words? Or only people in a particular
age groups know the meaning of the word? I want to know how they are
commonly used.

By the way, I have read thier definition at urbandictionaly.com, too.

>>371
I personally would not think that most people have even heard the words;
I never saw them until I started visiting imageboards, myself. But
"wapanese" is preobably easy to understand at least.

>>371-372
'Weeaboo' originated in a comic strip from the webcomic 'Perry Bible
Fellowship'. A wordfilter was added on 4chan so that whenever someone
posted 'wapanese', it changed the word to 'weeaboo' in the actual post.
The wordfilter was eventually removed, but it became habit for many to
use 'weeaboo' instead of 'wapanese'. I used to moderate over there.

This is the original comic, but it seems to be down right now.
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF61009BC-Weeaboo.jpg

>>372
Thanks for your response.
So maybe they are used only on the Internet.

>>373
That's very interesting.
>I used to moderate over there.
You mean you were a kind of a watchdog to see if Wapanese is not used
on 4ch? If so, it's new to me that you are a 4channeler.
I can't access to the link. Originally in the comic book, weeaboo has
nothing to do with Japan?

Guess it's about time for uhoish painkiller time.

>>374
That's right - the comic has nothing at all to do with Japan.
The whole site seems to be down at the moment, but it's worth trying
later. Some of the comics really are good. I've tried not to mention
4chan before, because I really don't think it belongs here. It was my
role to make sure people were following the rules: to delete threads
which didn't belong there, and ban people who broke the rules.

Anyway, good luck with your painkiller. Maybe one day someone will find
a way to apply strong enough painkillers without having to slide tubes
under your skin, or... the other way.

Hellow.
How are you?

I failed two exams... It is impossible to remember all the information needed.
I can not do it.

>>375
Oh, I see. Thank you. I'll try accesing the site another time.
I take that average British don't know what weeaboo means.

>slide tubes under your skin
I don't understand what this means but if you are talking about IV drip
I get everyday, it doesn't work as a painkiller. The liquid injected
by IV drip works to remove the root cause(, which I haven't mentioned so
far)of the pain in my foot, while uhoish piankiller in anus and another
painkiller tablet I intake by mouth work just to reduce the pain.
And it's not tube that are slided under my skin but just a needle attached
to the end of thin tube. Hard to expalin but thank you. Maybe I misunderstand
what you mean.

>>373
>>378
http://web.archive.org/web/20061118094919/http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF61009BC-Weeaboo.jpg

archive.org is pretty slow, though.

Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!

>>378
Ah, your explanation has helped. I've never really seen an IV up close,
probably because I have a phobia of needles. They make me cringe more
than the idea of your painkillers...

>>377
Which exams?

in my uni.

Watch this, Jap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRoCFlNfkQ&feature=related

Watch this, Jap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RJiOS_raN8

>>383
Yeah, but which subjects?

>>386
history

>>384
Lol, that's got nothing to do with racism.

>>385
The fact that many Koreans hate the Japanese is well known, unfortunately.

>>387
World history? Japanese history? The history of the universe?

history of medieval times and history of asia in medieval times

>>388
For your information, only weeaboos love Japan.
The rest of the world hates Japs.

>>391
So the Japanese are weeaboos? GB2/4chan/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kib05Ip6GSo&feature=related
Whoa, MRirian must have gotten thousands of dollars from this video. lol

tsuzuki_mayonaka_no_gurando
what does this mean?

>>394
continued_gurando_at_mid-night

I see thanks

>>391, compared to the US, Japan is positively loved!

I'm sure the Arab world and India are happy to do business with Japan.

By the way, is anyone here knows where to download the new Japanese verision of Dictionary Tooltip？
I'm so inconvenienced to read English web pages without this Firefox extension. :(

Moving to Software Boad

It seems to no more free workable Japanese version of Dictionary Tooltip.orz Think about using English versions..

I walked 45 minutes to the electronic place, bought a webcam, and then found out that it only works with windowsXP or vista.
TT___TT

oh well. I'll have to return it this weekend and try to find another.
...guess I should have been careful to read the box. >_>;
Thanks for everyone's comments on my blog btw. n_n
I try to reply to all of the comments. n__n<3

btw, it was groundhog's day recently, and apparently we're going to have 6 more weeks of winter...but the weather is already clearing up for spring!

I like to imagine that when I fall asleep my head becomes a planet and
the dreams I have are really caused by the moons that appear and orbit
me. It's a comforting feeling.

wow, that's pretty creative! :D

Go Giants

Wheaties Breakfast of Champions

>>401
Sorry about that. Almost the same thing happened when I bought CD-RW.
It turned out that the CD-RW media I bought was not suitable for the
CD-RW Drive of my PC and I had to take it back to the store.

I don't know abuot America but there's a loophole to get a webcom and
headset free of charge here. You register as a webcam girl and
the company that runs the service send you webcam and headset. After that
you can work as a webcam girl or you don't work if you don't want to.

No quota for a webcam girl as for the time she has to be online.
Once you have them sent webcam and headset, your puropose is accompilished.
I said, webcam girl, but in Japan, you don't have to do striptease
or other cyber sexual things. Of course, there are adult types of
webcam servises here, but many are non adult and amateur girls such as
housewife, university student, part-timer are earning some money by
working as a webcam girl.

All they have to do is chatting with men. I never want to pay money just to
chat through webcam with a woman but I heard it's a lucrative business.
You can imagine, some men ask you to take off your shirts or other
things but you can just say, this service is non-adult.

non-adult chat girls
ttp://livede55.com/

I found a chat boys's site. Maybe for girls or for うほっ
ttp://59.106.14.69/

>>401
I think the groundhog's day is one of the least well-known day
in Japan. It's on the opposote end of Christmas and Halloween
in terms of how many meople know it. It's like beaver like creature
get out of his hole and see if spring has come or not. And if he does
a particular behavior, it's considered that spring has come and if not, It's
still winter and things like that as far as I know.

Please help me!
I'm 602 on the following board.
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1172797189/

I wish I could help you...

I'm going to work now. I want you to play nice at school today and work
hard. And please, honey, no more fighting with the older boys. Your
lunch is in the fridge and I cut off the crust off the peanut butter
sandwiches the way you like. I love you!

I love you mom! XOXO

>>379
Thank you very much. Using the webste, wayback machine never occured
to me.

Lot's of doctors and nurses in hospital. It's impossible to get involved
with all of them. But from my limited experience, it seems like not all doctors
and nurses have the same attitude toward patints.

Some are very empathetic to patients, some seem to treat patients like
a commodity in a factory's assembly line. It's interesting that you can
judge what kind of attitudes doctors and nurses have toward patients just
by exchanging a few words with them or by how they look at patients, by the tone of
voice etc..

Basically, patients are gloomed, pecimisitic in a way because of desease they have,
so I want doctors and nurses to be really nice and empathetic to patients.
Worst type of people in hospital are people who take care of patients'
patying the bill. They treat patients really bad. Their job is routine
work so I understand they tend to be unfriendly and unkind but I want
them to be act like more professional.

Hey, anti-racist, anti-fascist white guys.
How do you think about these "arts"?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f59_1191946711

I'm not white, and not a nazi. But I feel these works are not art.
absolutely degenerate, decadnnt art, not suitable for kids.
That movie seems to be created by a swedish national socialist.
http://www.den-svenske.com/
On the subject I think he is right. Am I mentally ill and biased?
How are you guys, especially north europeans?

I want to say those works are not even art itself.

Super Tuesday!
Who won? Keep me informed of the update!
Obama?

I think Marc Chagall and Egon Schieleas as such nazi
persecuted are art.
I don't think today's degenerate arts that I showed will be approved
even after 60 years.

Hilary won

>>412
Yes, you may be a lunatic, a minority of one.
But never mind. Sanity is not statistical, as a famous writer said.
Believe in yourself, your decency.

Hun?
the voting has just started. result is not yet.

>>417
Wow. Am I lunatic? lol
I want to know if you are disguted watching "those arts".
I was disgusted.
FYI I don't admit vandalism. Freedom of expression must be
made much of. But I don't think those are not arts. And
those should be stricted to open public exhibition.

restricted, I mean.

Why can a canned excrement be art?
crazy stuff.
I doubt french and americans started crazy art movement.

uho. suspect instead of doubt was appropriate. sorry

Hello people

死にたい..

When people are in despair, people want to die.
By dying you can show the world that you have been alive at last!

How poetic and romantic! Am i genius?

Hey, friend !

hi

don't die unnoticed.
You must leave a sucide note and die in the way of attracting
people attention!

>>426

Hello, China.

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>>430
uho...

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You will always be inside my heart.
Someday, if I fall in love with someone else,
I'll remember to love, you taught me how.

You are always gonna be my love.

hi guys,
i'm german and wanted to check out the "biggest internet forum world wide"
without the help of the google translator i would be hopelessly lost ^_^;
i plan to learn japanes starting at the end of the month and then visit japan
i love japanes girls... they look soo cute ;)

Cya

English-san piss in my ass? IS that correct?

>>435
What? Do you want an English translation?

>>424
you are not worthy to die

yes I want english translation of AA

>>438
A good idea occured to me. Igirisu jin, pee in my ass hole.

>>435
That is what I wrote. lol

Allegedly, Leah Dizon will be going back to America this march.
Leah Dizon is going to retire from the Japanese TV world.

Have you guys ever seen Leah's nipples?

what do you think about pubic hair?

(信・ω・者)444get！

I like Korean guys! They are absolutely smart and gentle.
American guys should learn from their example.
http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080205/NEWS02/802050304/1007/NEWSWEEK

Funny stuff. lol
It'd be tough to have these buzzy people in the neighborhood. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptyzc4BQliY

Which won the elections? Obama?

>>434
Hi, german!
Enjoy this chaotic 2ch world

>>434
Support Magibon.

>>434
Willkommen in 2ch!
I'm studying Deutch ,English, and French.
Let's do our best each other :-)
Please tell us something about german when we ask you, bitte!

Who is gonna be the next president?

"Black, female or gay" should be the next president.

>>434
Was sie will bekommt sie auch!

I love Miku Hatsune! ♥

>>452
Obama is all in himself. LOL

miku hatsune?
How about reko from mushihime.
she has big boobs that miku doesn't have.

i was just too young.

>>434
schreib erstmal weniger behindert du missgeburt.

Hello

>>455
Is he gay?

Super Tuesday 2 will be the day when we know who the next President is.

>>460
There is a rumour.

I'll try to find the source.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=sVeFVtcdSYY
this one.

What's his opinion about gay marriage?
Is he for it?

SUPER TUESDAY!!

My opinion of gay marriage is object.

Obama winning...

Magibon is winning too.......

I am really exploding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I applied for a homestay program on January 28th,
but I've not received any respond yet until today.
So I send an email to the homestay company
to make sure that they are going through my application.
And then, they sent me a resonse today
that says "Copied below is the email that I sent to you
on January 29th 2008", and there was the copy.
So I thought maybe I overlooked that email,
then I checked where that email is in my inbox
carefully and thoroughly, but I coudn't find it!
Then, I send an email to the company,
asking "You din't make arrangement for my homestay
until today?", and then, the company replied
"No. Because we could not receive your reply to the email
we sent to you on January 29th."

What?!!!!!!
If I hadn't sent the make-sure-email to the company today,
the company would have not start making an arrangement
for my homestay!
What a nightmare!!!

I'm sorry for my poor English...

I rewrote >>468 because I found many mistakes...
So please do not read >>468 and please read the following:

I am really exploding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I applied for a homestay program on January 28th,
but I've not received any respond yet.
So today, I sent an email to the homestay company
to make sure that they are going through my application.
And then, they sent to me a resonse today
that says "Copied below is the email that I sent to you
on January 29th 2008", and there was the copy.
So I thought maybe I overlooked that email on January 29th,
then I checked where that email is in my inbox
carefully and thoroughly, but I coudn't find it!
Then, I sent an email to the company,
asking "You din't make an arrangement for my homestay
until today?", and then, the company replied,
"No. Because we could not receive your reply to the email
we sent to you on January 29th."

What?!!!!!!
If I hadn't sent the make-sure-email to the company today,
the company would have not start making an arrangement
for my homestay!
What a nightmare!!!

I'm sorry for my poor English...

>>467
Why Magibon, though?
Just because Leah Dixon will go back to American, it doesn't mean
Magibon take the place of Leah, you know. And first of all, what
is she winning? Sure, she made big money by youtube partner program,
but she also lost one thing. She has too many haters from America,
where she belongs. She says again and again and again that she wants
to go visit Japan, but what for? To become a celeb? I don't think she
will have a chance. The Japanese TV industry is not so incompetitive.
She has to sleep with a TV producer, like it or not, if she wants to
cut a remarkable figure in Japan. Magibon's grabbed attention mostly
from American people or English speakers. Not so many Japanese people
are interested in her. So all she needs to do is make love with a big shot
in the Japanese TV industry.

i smell nothing but jealousy...

I like the pop music of Japan even if most of it seems like girly
and cutesy-poo bubblegum pop. AKB48 is now popular, yes? I like
them but it's hard to take them seriously. Most are very cute
but it seems only a handful of the girls are truly talented. I'm
very impressed with T&C Bomber but, unfortunately, they didn't
last long as a group. Maybe it was because they were older than
most acts? I wish I knew of Japanese rock bands to follow as that
is more my style of music.

MEGA TUESDAY!!!

thanks!!1

OBAMA!!

>>94

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!


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俺も俺も！！！！！！！！！！！！！！１

im just working here..

>>472
Personally, I'm a fan of the group "Perfume". They have a techno-pop sound. n__n

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTC_oiPL-Ig&feature=related

ｗｈｙ are you studying English?

>>478
How about Utada Hikaru? She's in a different category than techno-pop, though.
She's doing a Japanese blog and it's funny.

>>479
FOR OBAMA, OF COURSE!!

What about Bilary Clinton?

>>480
I think I've only heard 2 songs by utada hikaru, but I've liked both of them! maybe I should look into her music more...
a lot of people seem to like her.

>>483
this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uNDdaqdIGo

What do you think about the Obama girl?

Hot

obama girl?

who?

does obama have a daughter?

Obama change the world?
or L change the world? LOL

Tonight
I'm gonna watch desperate housewives and the god tongue.

いんいんが児童ポルノ所持規制に対し抗議の動画を作成へ

オヤジ顔の中島裕翔ファンとして知られ、これまで数々の名作を作ってきた、いん(^-^)いん◆Bgb6nwXU(25)＝東京大学院生が、今回の児童ポルノ単純保持を違法とする案に抗議する動画を製作する段階に入ったことを関係者が明らかにした。
今まで秩序を乱してきた償いとしても、今回は是非とも我々のために一役買ってもらいたいところだ。


◎これまでのいんいん動画
[01-178]:(緑Tシャツで歌う.）
http://bbs.st/bbsu/67/3467/org/178.3gp
[01-181]:か〜ぜをきれ〜♪
http://bbs.st/bbsu/67/3467/org/181.3gp
01-226]:イケメン参上！俺に惚れるなよ！
http://bbs.st/bbsu/67/3467/org/226.3gp
[01-227]:それは俺たちの力になる
http://bbs.st/bbsu/67/3467/org/227.3gp
[01-228]:ゆ・う・と♪ver.2
http://bbs.st/bbsu/67/3467/org/228.3gp
[01-229]:(赤Tシャツで歌う。[01-174]と同じか)
http://bbs.st/bbsu/67/3467/org/229.3gp
[01-230]:ジャンピング　トゥ　マイ　ドリーム
http://bbs.st/bbsu/67/3467/org/230.3gp
（以下省略


ソース
いんいんが児童ポルノ所持規制に対し抗議の動画を作成へ
http://www.megabbs.com/cgi-bin/readres.cgi?bo=boylove&vi=1202284028

I really hope Obama wins!

>>489
Oh,u like desperate housewives too?
It's exciting!
Have it started season 3?

>>492
I think it's middle of season 3.
Last week Susan met Ian's parents.

The results of Super Tuesday:
John McCain made impressive victories and is now the front runner for
the Republican nomination. While there's an equal split between
McCain, Romney, and Huckabee in the number of states won, McCain won
states like California and New York which have more delegates.

The Democratic nomination is still a tug-of-war between Hilary Clinton
and Barack Obama. Hilary won big states like California and New York
and that makes her a strong contender for nomination. However, Obama
won the primaries in more states than Clinton which gives him a strong
number of delegates also. There's still no clear front runner for the
Democrat nomination.

*<:3 )-

May I speak in private?

Why not? This is 2ch!

>>470
＞She has to sleep with a TV producer, like it or not, if she wants to
＞cut a remarkable figure in Japan.

Only i n your head. lol.

please teach me english.

>>472
pedotaku

Tuesday was the day when I was supposed to see my doctor but he was
absent. Maybe his close realative has died and he has taken a few days
off. They didn't tell me why he was absent. A female doctor saw me instead.

She is not as empathetic as my doctor and the way she handles my foot
lacks in tenderness. I recognized again, he is a doctor I can put my
full trust in. He listens to me very well with empathy.
He doesn't seem to think a doctor is sperior to a patient.

It's said that first impression counts and lasts forever and the
same is true with my doctor. The moment I saw him long time ago, I thougnt
he is a good doctor and I can trust him. He never fails to meet my
expectatin ever since. Writing this, I found this post to be uho.
Maybe that's because of a pinkiller I put in my anal these days.

Last night I didn't put a painkiller in my anus before I slept.
The level of sleep was not so deep but I managed to grab 7 hours
of sleep without waking up in the middle of night. That's a good sign
although I can't breath a sigh of relief yet. I still have this strange
uncomfortable feeling in my foot many times in a day. Recovery seems to
be at a snail pace and that sometimes irritates me but there's nothing
I can do about it.

I have to keep going to hospital in the morning to get IV drip.
Three nurses take care of IV drip patients. Two is middle aged women and
the other is a young woman. The young woman looks like a quiet type and
doesn't look friendly. She just does her job and doesn't talk with
patients much. That's OK as long as she does her job. I know nobody
wants to be critisized by neet about their job attitudes.

Friday is the day I'll see my doctor. I don't know what's happened to
him but I hope he'll be all right. uho

I hope the doctor you trust the most would
put his painkiller in your somewhere and makes you feel
more relieved someday. lol

>>502
Oh, no!

I trust and respect him but as I said, I'm not uho.
Neither is he, I guess.

Good luck in the hospital >>501.

I always thought it strange that they sell
fast-food in hospital food-courts in America.

>>501

She may not be as empathetic, but is she hot?

Could anyone, please, translate lyrics for this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDOrv5GsdlI ?
It's "Requiem for Phantasma [25,Dec]" by Hatsune Miku (vocaloid). Someone attempted to translate in comments, but it looks like incomplete translation.
Thank you for your help!

I was (am) emotinally unstainable, that is different from
mental illness in an exact sense, I think.
My heart aches. I want to cry.

do cry and do laugh
someday, someday, let's bloom your flowers

I am emotional unstable too. I cried few minutes ago. My dreams are far away...

My life is empty.

you know i know you know

I moaned and sobbed about five times today....
I have to confirm the thing tomorrow.
I have to accept the harsh reality...
She may have left.........

I mumbled "i want to die, I want to die" in japanese
scores of times.

Maybe I need to change my reverse life style and take a bath to
refresh.

Just drink some vitamin C and take a walk in park. It helps.
Enjoy your life no matter how bad the current situation is.

I'm first year student of the same university third time already! And I have big problems with exams AGAIN!
It's very dishonourable for me. If I would get expelled again I would become desperate, but may be I'll find the way through.
I had suicidal thoughts some time ago, and then mocked them. Not just I got rid of them, but I also had a some laughs.
Even if I would be kicked out, I will probably go to military draft myself, maybe I'll find a job.
My main problem is that I can't pay enough attention to studies, I just keep losing my time without doing something worthy.
But no matter how bad my lifestyle is I enjoy living.

Ha, I was NEET a year ago! That was a time! Just like "Welcome to the NHK" manga. While my friend was just laughing at it,
I was looking in the mirror. And got twice as much of joy!

Clinton is likely to win!

>>515
I always feared the day when the presidential race would be between a woman
and a black man. No wait, actually, I didn't. Seriously, who could've possibly
predicted this?

And for god's sake, don't vote for that horrible woman! I just know that the US
is gonna be worse off with her than with Bush, so for the love of god, vote
for Obama.

Looks like Magi is coming soon, The USEN has invited her to come...

Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Clinton again?
Wow! America is a land of freedom!

Gross USEN staff members. lol
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov9ZJylihq8

>>518
Hey, how are you? Are you doing well? Feeling fine? That's
nice to hear. Listen, can we speak frankly for a moment? No
consequences and no hard feeling afterwards, O.K.?

You're being tedious. We get it; America is a flawed nation.
Congratulations for expressing an opinion! Now, let's move on to
something more important, shall we? Or, at least, make a more
astute observation of the United States and its culture? Hmmm?
Can you do that? Good. See, I knew you're smarter than that.
I mean, really, did you think you were saying anything new? Did
you honestly think anything you pointed out was refreshing or
insightful at all? Why keep bringing up a worn out and sarcastic
viewpoint? Are you empowered by such a thing? Does it truly
express your full views? Is your opinion so shallow it's
essentially a weary and sarcastic barb against my country?

Anyway, I don't mean to harp on it, but, please, everyone, if
you've got nothing to say that could contribute to these threads,
it's best to reconsider posting at all. Thank you for your time,
>>518 Here's to hoping you'll post again soon.

Hohoho, Mr America, the superpower of the world, will never allow people
to post, even though he himself contributes nothing to this thread.
How beautiful and friendly. That's why I like America a lot.

>>516
Reportedly, Middle-aged women voted for Hilary Clinton because she shed crocodile tears.
I don't buy that, though. Hilary Clinton is the one and only woman who can unite all the people
and manage to fulfill her promises. She alone has what it takes to be president.

>>514
The only consolation for me is that i don't drink and smoke.
You know lonely, disruptive indivisual immersed in alcohol
usually end up in tragic ending.
The worst case is jeffrey dahmer....

Maybe taking vitamin c and take a walk(light exercise) for a change
are good.
hahaha, also I'm not gay.
But I and jeffrey have Loneliness and (a little bit) good looking
in common. haha jeffrey is extremely handsome. I'm just average or
above average though.
I was approached many times in my highschool days, but
I was too shy. It's my repent.

Leah Dizon showed her nipples before she became professional.
MRirian's stared at her video camera before she become professional?

MRirian is boring, isn't she? Why are American making respond-videos to MRirian?
American people seem to like MRirian to be successful in Japan. Without American
haters, MRirian would've never taken care of. Hmm, MRirian is really good at tactics.
She used American haters to be big on Youtube.

>>522
crocodile tears phenomenon was out of expectation for me.
cos I thought compassion was japanese thing.
I presumed americans prefered a strong, agressive leader.
I thought her weakness showed her flaw in the qualification of president.
But her act seems to have been　intentional.....

>>524
leah looked like a typical white trash bitch in every corner of
america.
(leah is half white to be excat though.)
She had a pierce in her tongue. And her way of speaking was
very foolish. Her akihabara ohimesama character is not her
real character. So she may have been feeling stress to
pose artificial character.
She may have been feeling stress for japanese tv program, which
is more controled and set in advance by tv staff.

sorry, pierce seems to be japanese english.
pierced tongue I mean.

Leah's nipples must be yummy!!

>>525

Ha!

Americans are actually very sentimental people. More so than French people
for the most part.

The French truly elected a strong, aggressive leader. Americans like to elect
people who look like their neighbor or some nice guy. It's totally emotional and arbitrary.

A large part of the voters don't seem to care about the candidate's competence as a leader at all.

>>529
That makes sense. Bush is the current President.

>>530
"He's from Texas, he's gotta be alright."

I kid you not, an American on national TV actually mastered saying that.

てｓｔ

hiya

I am studying for SAT.

What is the greatest number of positive interger values of X
for which 1 < X*2 < 50
(X*2 means X by X)

I think the answer is 7, but the textbook says 6.
Why?

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>>534
Maybe answer is not right. maybe.

By the way, How should i call these symbols, 1 < X*2 < 50?
1, smaller than X squared (multiplied by itself), smaller than
50?

lessThan/greaterThan

>>537
1 is "less than" x squared, which is "less than" 50
that's how we always said it in class
and > would just be "greater than"

thanks!
American whites are generally not good at math.
But asians and the jews you have.
That's great advantage!

Sorry, it was no offense. But many fields medalists seem to be
jew.
mathematicians are like modern mountain hermits.
It doesn't have a direct relation with daily life. But it's a
miracle tha men's potency can create.
But I'm not talented with math. So it's better for me to
spectate math.

Why Jewish Americans and Asian Americans generally study hard
than African Americans and Latino Americans?
Do they like to study?

Yes, I guess so. I myself love to study. Some ppl ask me
why you are always studying? I always go....I dunno...>,<

I just want to know new things. I am a curious person.
Intelecutual stimulation is something like "nutrient content"
to my senstivity. I would say if I would be 1000x hard worker than
today, I would have been a researcher of some important
institute....but I am too lazy. I like to study. I can't live without
some intelectual stimulations.

>>543
Wow!
Let's change our brains!

I'm strong.

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>>504
Thank you.
From my veeeeeeeeerrryyyyyyyyy limited experiences, I've never seen
food court in Japanese hospital. All I have ever seen is just a usual
style restrant or cafe. I wouldn't want to eat at a restaurant or
caffe in hospital when I visit someone at hospital. Because atmosphere
of Japanese hopital tends to be gloomy (from my limited experiences, again)
so I have impression that foods served there don't taste good.

>>505
No. She doesn't look hot at all. I've never seen a sexy female doctor,
including the ones you sometimes see on TV shows.

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Isn't Nishikawa-sensei hot? Nishikawa Ayako,
She's orthopedist. She was Miss Japan. She is a well-known Talento in Japan.lol
http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/book/cabinet/0938/09387751.jpg

She reminds me early 90s.

she's a erotic funny doctor. She has everything: fame, money,
beauty, she probably owns a hospital. But she's still single.
she doesn't seem to get love forever. a lonely woman but lovable
in a way. lol

She knows that she's not beautiful.

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

>>554

∵Dear　☆英語で日記を書こう�U☆　Diary∵
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1059537921/

I'm playing DQ3

HA Ha!

Watch this prank:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo

I bet if something like this were organized for Shinjuku
Station, Tokyo would quickly fall apart and dissolve into chaos.

>>557
That's awesome, but it still sucks compared to what you Japanese people do
to other people on TV. You guys are crazy.

I feel sad since イギリス人's gone.
he must have been busy in scoop on japanese girls in mixi.

hey Do you guys know japanese band "skoop on somebody".
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=WMs0bB-_Ti0
Their song reminds me of british music style, which I don't
know what to call technically. Rick Astley would match with
their song.
I think they are doing very well as japanese. A vocalist has
high, still strong voice. His natural looks is one of
regrettable point.

>>557
I like that. It's very NY.
Right. Shinjuku would be too crowded for that. :(

I once saw a otakuish guy on the train shaking his head back and forth
listening to their song with ear phone, which was quiet
laughable.

>>560
Shibuya too. japanese are crazy. they must be feeling relieved
in the crowd. But I'm not that type.

feel assured would be more appropriate.

and the ridiculous long line in the theme park or
famous restaurant is another japanese speciality.

She said if she were president, she would bring more slaves
from africa.

She said if she had been president, she would have abolished
slavery earlier.

That's my english practice.

>>562
lol Yea,, we are. That's why we like being anonymous on this huge bulletin board too.
It's weird, but being apathetic sometimes makes a comfortable space.
I'm not that fond of the crowd either though.

I wanna training to speak English.
But I cannot go abroad for study. Front of station too. :(

This place has become obsolete and weary sinse イギリス人
and rosia人 dissapeared.
before they dissapeared, 米人 had dissapeared first.

Are they conspiring to do final war for Armageddon?

So... Am I the only one with a name still here then?

Awkward...

>>568
Yes, you are going to be the next 2ch top idolu.
Are you ready for that?

I'll have to do my best!

Haha. Somehow I doubt I can compete with Mr. Smertemann for fame.

I think he is in the analis division, so your interests don't conflict with his.

I'm still around. Just been working on things more than usual, so
have been lurking less lately.

Let's go to America and vote for Obama!

I have no right to vote tho

American president is the world's president.
We should all have the right to vote.

lmao didn't Clinton get voted/decided on just recently? Although I think Obama would've been a great president as well... hahaha as long as Bush is outta there!!!

>>572
Glad you are here!
I've wanted to ask you, if you happen to know any good introductory
linguistics books that are probably used in universities in the UK?
I found some on Amazon, but I can't tell which ones to buy.......
If you happen to have any idea, could you kindly let me konw the
book titles?
I promise I will never make fun of your hats collection!
Thanks.

she died of eating poisoned chinese dumpling gyoza.

sorry, イギリス人's biological sex is male.
his gender is she male though.

He died of eating poisoned dumpling gyoza!

>>577
After a small amount of asking around a bit, here are a few websites
with books or lists of books relevant to university-level English
language courses...
The Cambridge Press is quite well known for its academic publications:
http://www.cambridge.org/elt/catalogue/catalogue.asp?cid=71
You might want to check the Oxford Press too:
http://www.oupjapan.co.jp/
A few universities have lists of books used in their courses, covering
different aspects of the English language:
http://www.ling.lancs.ac.uk/alevel/topiclist.htm

I'll try and post more if I can find them. Most universities have them
listed on their intranet sites, but these aren't accessible to outsiders
(me). Feel free to say what you like about my hats, though; I won't get
too angry, and promise not to kill you or your pets.

From self-teaching languages, I've found the Oxford books to be the most
informative and useful to follow. The only book I've found to be even more
useful was a 'Teach Yourself...' book, last published in the 1940's, and
that's what I'm using to learn Russian. Much better than the modern versions.

>>580
Thank you sooo much for finding those links for me!
You've been a great help!
I'll do some looking into now.
A bit too early maybe, but Happy Valentine's Day to you♪

>>579
Stop fooling around! He's not a shemale!
He loves MRirian, did you forget?

>>580
Oh, and I should inform you of this.. MRirian was finally invited
to Japan. She will replace Leah Dizon. Keep supporting her from the shadow. ^_~

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>>474
I don't know yet. ^_^
So far it's fun and stressful.
Don't be jealous, because you can do anything! ^o^b
>>475
I don't know if it is or not. Please don't worry about it.
If they want me to come for real, I'm sure we'll get in touch.
>>476
Don't get sick! ^_^

I'd like to get the book from the 40's to talk like a dude around that era.
But no idea what their speech patterns were like, esp in the UK.
I've only read a few American literatures like The Great Gatsby, The Grape of Wrath,
Death of a Salesman, etc.

Hasegawa Jun is gorgeous!

Her face is not cute except with certain angle & light.

http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mririanko0.jpg

Here she look only average.

>>581
are you a girl or a gay? NOOOO!!! >.<igirisujin-san is MInnnnneeeee!!!
Right? Igirisujin-san? *pull his shirt sleeve to my side* (From the
mysterious girl in mixi)

>>587
How's your stalking going?

>>587
don't pretend like a fragile little girl, you faggot!
there is no valentine's day for you MRirian. (from Leah Dizon)

ｗｗ。Ｍａｇｉｂｏｎは確かに人気がありますね、何故か分からないけど・・・。
おすすめ２ちゃんねるを見てみ、Ｍａｇｉｂｏｎのスレしかない。

How was that? Could you help correct my errors?

Leah Dizon is no longer an idol I am idol now. I am already
an idol among otaku world. HAHAHA (from Magibon)

errors in your brain?
jump off the bridge.

Magibon will wear bikinis on the magazine.
Or chances are, she will let us see her gorgeous boooooooooooooobbbs!
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!

>>590
don't put 。 after www

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>>490
ありがとう!^_^/
>>491
I don't know. I recorded Nothingness today but I might not use I recorded Nothingness today but I might not use it...
>>493
ありがとうAlex♪
>>494
ありがとう^_^ｖ
>>495
Good mornng! ^v^

Magibon is looking on herself as a celeb. lol

I think the camwhore obsession here scared off most of the white people.

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>>460
I've posted anonyously a few times, but when I used my name it caused trouble.
>>461
おはよう^_^

no magibon no leah. Hasegawa Jun is the best!

I saw Leah's nipples, but I haven't seen Magibon's yet.
So I like Leah better for now. But if Magibon uploads her boob
photos, I'll deffinitely love her more than Leah.

what are you talking about?
if talking about nipples, Asashoryu's are the best!
you didn't know that? puwahahaha!

Leah's sun tanned nipples are yummy!

>>601
You are the biggest hentai here.

Guess what!!!

Hillary and Bill

If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate (BOY
- I hadn't even heard of this possibility!!) seat and either live to
retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential
retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement
check from the State of Arkansas .
About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security
check....but I wouldn't bet on it....

I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years.

What a guy!

AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton , as a New York
State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and
Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she
STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.
(Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only
4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays
for that?

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,
they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New
York. Makes sense!

They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.

Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting Their mortgage payments hover at
around $10,000 per month.
BUT, an extra residence 'had' to be built within the acreage to house
the Secret Service agents.

The Clinton's charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the
use of that extra residence, which is about equal to their mortgage
payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's
salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the
salaries for their 12-man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

What if they divorce?
They can charge the government all the cost?

hasegawa jun seems to be race doping, which is just a generate
mixture for neonazi by the way.
haseagwa jun tuns out to be mixed race as I expected.
But her face is more asian and can pass as
almost pure asian.

島田紳助が「日本で一番可愛い」と絶賛し、また紳助曰く周りの人物にも評判が良いという。
Wow, japanese ugliest and wealthist comedian said hasegawa was the
cutest. nauseating.
shinsuke has to know where he is. uglist man is not compatible with
a model.
is he trying to promote her by
the power of money and in return get her?

It's kind of funny.
Ugly Shinsuke bullies ugly women in his show.
And he is a great hypocrite.

>>559
hey~that's pretty cool! the song is sort of a funk/house genre. :D

That NY prank was so awesome. @_@ If that happened to me, for a split-second I probably would have thought that time had stopped or something. >_>;;

I was wondering, what are some of the more popular sports in Japan?
I've heard that the older generation likes sumo, and the younger generation likes baseball.

Young generation likes soccer.

>>610
Hmm, Sumo is sure a traditional suport of Japan and most of its fans are
conprised of the older generation, yeah. But baseball is widely accepted,
though it's getting a little bit unpopular. As I see it, there are several
reason that I can come up with for now (but it's better not to talk about them.
it's a long story. ^^) As far as the younger generation alone is concerned,
succer is a very popular support here. Basket ball is really popular as club
activities in both jr high & high school, but not so popular as a professional support.
In the meanwhile, volleyball is another popular (semi) professional sport because of media hype,
even though not so popular as club activities. It's complicated. XD

>>611
>>612
Ah, I see. thank you. n_n

>>613
Hi Keira. Questions for you.
I need to learn English as quickly as possible.
Do you know any pills (Medicines) or something to learn English ASAP... so I can buy from some store…?
I only need to speak English for 2weeks next month...

I wish I had a SD card memory slots on back of my head...
Maybe Nintendo should work on it!

lol. If you find something similar for Japanese, please let me know. xD

From what I can tell, you seem to speak english quite well, so don't worry about it. n_n
What's happening next month that you're looking forward to?

If "4 times a number X decreased by 1" means "4X-1",
how do you express "4(X-1)" in English?
"4 times the difference between a number X and 1"?

Hey keira, how are you?
Kids play baseball or soccer most and are taught about cooperation and teamplay through them.
I used to skateboard, so I'm still not good at teamplay. hehe...
Are you updating your blog or starting a vlog soon, btw?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=wVeTLUSxG7U

>>615
How about pills to hear English well ??? or speaking...
If I can do either one of them I'll be happy….
Must be some thing I can try out there…

PS: I have to go to Hawaii next month for a biz.

>>616
That's a hard one. D:
Sorry, I can't help with math very well... I guess 4(x-1) would be "4 times the sum of a number decreased by 1 "

>>617
Hello there!<3
Skateboarding is pretty popular for kids around here for transportation.
As for my blog, I'll probably update tomarrow, since it's a free day.
I did buy a webcam last week, but it's not compatible with my computer, so I have to return it and try to get a different one. .__.;;
But I won't give up!

>>619
I wish there was such a medicine, but I guess You'll have to settle for study-food like bananas and eggs. xD practice and study! it's the only way!
In the larger cities in Hawaii, like Honolulu and Waikiki, there are a lot of signs and receptionist for japanese travelers.
But if you want to practice english while you're there, it's easy to strike up conversation anywhere. Hawaiians are very friendly, and the tourists are friendly too, since they're happy to be on vacation. lol

>>614
>Maybe Nintendo should work on it!
Why not try DS software, then?
I don't say "eigo duke", but when I searched amazon.com the other day,
English-learning software (word quiz? or something like that) is also made in america.

The problem is, they don't seem to ship the software to Japan!

>>616
I suggest you type Math in the search box of Youtube.
You'll see an american math teacher posted basic math videos.

>>620
I bet. A longboard wouldn't match the scenery here though. :(
Good. I was gonna start explaning every single word grammatically on that one otherwise.
Are you a mac user?

>>624
lol, on my blog? xD I'm surprised by all of the kind comments actually. everyone is so nice. ;__;<3
no, I'm not a mac user, it's just that I have to have XP or Vista as a requirement.

>>621
I'm afraid that I order something at the restaurants and I get something relly different. and I can't complaint about...haha.

>>625
Okay, I'm not gonna ask you which one you're using, though Linux would be really surprising.
But seriously, if you need, you can ask questions there too.
That way, people can comment easily, also.

>>626
xD
...hey, while you're there, you should get a hamburger with pineapples slices inside!
for some reason a lot of restaurants offer that. lol.

Okay, well, it's very late in my timezone, so I'm going to sleep. see you in a several hours. n_n

99

Ubuntu ftw.

How can I say "禿同" in English?

>>631
I guess you meant to say, "What do you say　"禿同"　in English?"

禿同is a short form of 激しく同意, which is not an acceptable expression
except in 2ch and means "I'm totally agree with you."　禿 and 激
as in 激しく（はげしく）has the same pronunciation so 激しく同意　is
changed to 禿しく同意, and the shortened to 禿同.
In a nutshell, when you write 禿同, you are playing with words.

What is so funny about 禿同 is 禿 means bald head or being bald.
Another version of 禿同　is 禿上がるくらい同意, which would be
translated as, "I'm totally agreed with you as if I was going bald"
or "I agree with you so much that I'm going bald."

So, let's go back to the original question, "What do you say "禿同" in English?"
I would translated that as " I 'bald'ly agree with you."
I'm not a native English speaker so I don't know how the sentence
I translated sound.

Since 禿同 sounds comical and induce a laugh when you read it,
an equivalant exression in English has to have the same effect.
When I take that into accoiunt, I'm not sure my translation is
good or not.

I hope some native English speakers or people who are fluent in
English give me better translation.

^ I guess that's the perfect translation.
I had that kind of image. ppl on 2ch often say hagedou.
but I didn't know exactly what it means. Thanks for your detailed
explanation!

I am just wondering if keira is a member of a cult that worships
spelling like tomarrow instead of tomorrow.

631=633?
Are you a native English speaker?

english is difficult.

Oh yeah!

>>635
no. I am Japanese.

>>637
OK, thanks for your response.

>>638
you are too quick!!! you made me laugh puwahaha

>>632
That's a really good explanation, although I doubt that you can translate it
literally and still retain the original wordplay.

>>639
I was curious to know if you are a native speaker or not, so I was wating for your answer.
You must be >>601. Your laugh is unique.
I prefer Takamisakari's nipples by the way.

>>640
Thank you very much.
Are you a native English speaker? I am glad you gave me a feedback
no matter if you are a native English speaker or not, though.

Are there anyone who try to translate 禿同 in English?
I want to see how it is translated by other people.

>>641
oh that's a smart way to differentiate anonymous sans here. bwahahaha

maybe "hageree". Hage=bald and agree. it's not a good translation though kekeke

>>642
Yes, English is my native language.

If I had to translate it, I'd probably just translate it to "I agree so much
that I could go bald", "I agree to the point of baldness" or something like that.

why we would get bald when we totally agree with one idea? lol
I think when we totally agree with one idea, the positive brain chemical
would be produced and feel good and that substance would give us grow
even more hair. lol

If you take it as the context and translation of "I baldly agree", the
adjective 'bald' can mean 'undisguised' or 'blunt'. So as an adverb, it
would mean "I openly agree".

However, this isn't funny or comical at all, and probably has no connection
to it whatsoever...

>>643
>"hageree"
lol That's a good one. I laughed!! The only problem is that almost no
English speakers don't understand "hage(禿）". But I admire your
sense of creativity.

>>644
Ah, Thank you for your translation! Somehow I prefer the latter,
"I agree to the point of baldness." I don't know but it sounds more
comical. Maybe it's just me because I am not good at English to the extent
that I understand subtle differences of nuances. Writing this post,
I began to feel the former sounds funnier. I don't know.

>>645
The funny thing about 禿同 is that while you understand that the poster
agrees with someone's post, the image of bald head pops up in your mind at the
same time.

>the image of bald head pops up in your mind at the
same time.

lol that's funny!

>>646
Thank you for your feedback.
What you say does make sense.

What about this, then?

I am with your post "bald"ly.
I meant to connect two sentenses. One is "I am bald" and the other
is "I am with your post." To add " " or to bald or write like, BOLDly,
with capital letters is the key.

Hmmm. probably even when you read "I am with your post "bald"ly,"
it doesn't sound funny at all.

I am "bald"ly with your post.

must be better. I changed the word order. This is easier to imagine this sentense
consists of "I am bald" and "I am with your post."
Probably this alternative fall flat.

hahaha

you guys are seriously thinking about this nonsense...that's funny

禿同itself is a nonsense. So probably "Hageree" or "Hage-agree" would be fine lol

>>651
lol
"hageree" is hilarious. I think >>643 is a genius.
"Hage-agree" sounds nice, too. Both two are simple and compact like 禿同.

I wish I could find this whole thing funny.

yes those coined terms are supposed to be short and easy. thanks
for the compliment. ^^

I feel so good tonight! I feel like I won the game that had been
dragging for a long time

>>655
I feel like crap. I don't have any friends, I don't have anybody to talk to,
and I want to go out with some friends tonight. I'm so bored that I'm about
to go crazy.

>>656
why? what is the reason? You should enjoy your life, dude!
you are the one who create your own life. there isn't anyone else
to make your life better than now :/

つまんね

>>657
you should not encourage a person who is suffered from
depression.

>>657
I don't know, I just ended up this way after moving to a new town.

I want to go out and have fun tonight, but I don't have anybody to go with.
And I'm not the kind of person that can befriend anyone just by talking to
them in a bar.

>>659

I am >>656 and >>660. I was just wondering why you said that you shouldn't
encourage a person that's depressed.

oh ok. I just think if you feel uncomfortable being alone in
a bar, just don't go. and if you go crazy being alone in the room,
go out and do something to make you feel better. good luck

>>662
Now you're just contradicting yourself. :(

>>660
well the one who is suffered from depression has no
motivation for anything. They get even more depressed if
encouranged by someone. gambare! is the banned word.

665

GUM BUTT!

>>663
yeah....:( you are right....
drink beer and sleep? is another choice though...

666

>>664
I see. Well, I'm not depressed in the medical definition of the word, at least.

>>667
Will you go out and drink some beers with me?

>>670
ok sure!!! if only I lived near you! lol

>>669

Oh I c.

>>670
don't be so sad. let's drink beer together!
let's say jokes to eachother and laugh!!! hahahaha

Alright, I just opened a beer. Cheers!

I'm gonna try to go out to a bar and pick up two chicks for a threesome tonight.
If it works, I'm gonna cut off my own balls and eat them.

may force be with you

This thread is now virtual bar. We are all your friends and we will
drink and chat. Don't worry, I will not slip rohypnol into your drink.

puwahahaha

you are funny! open ! cheers!

good luck for your threesome tonight! woohooo!!!
if you would report it in LIVE, it would be foursome or fivesome sixsome lol!!
i envy you that you have many balls with your body lol

actually I drink red wine instead of beer.
after I drink up this, I'll hit the hay. anyway enjoy your time tonight!

yea, this thread is supposed to be a LIVE chat.
for those who are lonely at night lol

Damn, I wish I could be one of them light-spirited people that can make friends
anywhere, anytime, without even trying. Instead, I'm the sort of guy that needs
like a year to get one friend. Ah shit.

>>680
really? but you know we don't all have to be that easy going or light-spirited peple.
you have your color. that is your original character and it is ok that way.

but threesome is kinda embarassing lol
what should I do while the other couple is doing...lol
just kidding

I just opened my second beer. I'm gonna go out to eat Chinese soon, I think.
I just wish I could fucking meet someone already. I'm sick and tired of being
alone.

>>683
Yea, I know what you mean. hope you'll meet a nice one soon.

>>683
Remember to gag their mouths before eating them. Chinese can be
quite loud.

>>685

Hahahahahahah, I laughed hard. That was funny.

I can't believe I am still awake tonight.
it's a record (I usually go to bed around 10pm even the latest 11pm) lol

Since I am still awake, I just clicked MRrian's youtube.
I saw magibon for the first time. is she cute?...........
I wonder....she acts nihonjin gonomi no onnanoko...I dunno
how to say it in English.

>>688
No she is not cute. She look like average 12 year old.
She have better body than face so should show off that more than
face.

http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mririanko0.jpg

I'm Japanese but I'm not so much attracted by her...

>>660
>>680
Same?

Anyway, same here. Sort of. But two of my best friends are people
that I've met randomly; one of them even in a bar, and it just turned
out that we had a lot in common as soon as we started talking.

I guess what I'm saying is "you never know". Ah, never mind...

>>691
Yeah, those two were my replies, along with this one.

So I went out for Chinese, then I hit a pub and ordered a drink. Just when I
was about to leave, this group of two guys came up to me and started talking
to me. One of them was an asshole, but the other one was alright, so I pretended
to take note of his "wisdom" about women.

The weird thing was that I didn't even try to approach someone, but I was
approached by these two guys and I had kind of a good time tonight, even
though I didn't know any of them, I just had a good time because of one
of the guys.

This proves that there's still a chance for me.

>>692
oh that's a nice thing to hear. so when your sensor is in active mode
and always looking around and trying to get a chance to talk to
somebody, nobody would approach and when you are thinking nothing,
ppl would approach you. That's interesting. lol

wassap? dog, i wanna suck ye fuckin' jap's bitch hole.
old man use to say.. boyz be fuckers!

wah? oh, dammit! its time to fuck my scuk! see ya!

Gotta go to hospital to get IV drip now.
I have to go there every day. No weekends for me.
I am going to hospital almost every day these days, (three weeks or so)
and I'm geting tired. Once a neet staying at home all day, now a neet
going out every day.

I saw my doctor yesterday. The condition of my foot is going in the
good direction overall but the pain I feel occasionary in my foot hasn't
improved much. The pain isn't the root cause of my problem. The other
factor caused the pain so, IV drip and injection are things to remove
the root cause of the pain.

While my foot condition is going well, I still feel relatively severe
pain in my foot regardless of time of a day. Lots of cycles of the pian surging
and waning a day. I told my doctor that uho painkiller and a tablet painkiller I take
through my mouth don't work well. I lack in sleep every day.

I asked him if there are more powerful painkillers, no matter if they are uho type
or the type I take through my mouth. He said there is but it is a morphine
type painkiller. The female doctor I saw the other day told me, she doesn't
want to use it. Seems like morphine type painkiller is used as the
last resort.

On the other hand, my doctor doesn't seem to mind using morphine type
painkiller to me but he says if the painkillers I use now doesn't work well,
chances are, the morphine type doesn't work well enough, either.
What??? Do I have to keep bearing this pain every night, having trouble
falling asleep, waking up a few times during night if any type of painkiller
doesn't work? Very gloomed.

The doctor's solution is to change the amount of IV trip.
I used to get 100mg IV drip and from yesterday get 250mg IV drip.
That means longer time to get one container of IV drip done.
It takes about 90 minuites. I hope the change of the amount work well.

I'm getting sick of going to hospital everyday. But I don't have any other
option. I gotta go now. uho

My adorable woman seems to be living in the same place.
seems to, because the adress and home are still there but it's not sure
she is living in the home now.
I don't know whether she is living with another guy.

Am I stalker? I don't care. I am prepared to end up in miserable
loser.
I'll get what i deserve. Once she was chasing me and I escaped.
this time I'll chase her. I don't care if I'll be brushed off completely.
I too relied on her maternal instinct, and I presumed she would
not betray me anyhow.

>>697
that kind of woman would never leave anybody alone since she is too
gentle to anybody, or any living nature in this world.
the more you have problem, the more she would care and try to help you
to resolve the problem with you. but she also has life. so if you would like
to continue to rely on her maternal instinct, don't annoy her too much.
she would come to you when available, I think lol

>>698
It's a very soothing comment. thanks.....

But two many years have passed and I had sulked and been stunted...
I was just like a babe.
If i had brought up a nerve, I could have stopped her going another
guys... then malignant cycle.
I once ignored her confession and passed by her watcing straight. because I didn't have a nerve
to respond to her.
I was(am) timid. so I try(tried) to cover up my timidity by arrogance.

what a fool i am(was). yeah, I am ready to end up in loser.
Loser is good. cos that's what I am.

By the way I want to thank my dad....
I am emotionally unstable...
Dad sorry to have kept complaining about you this and that.
You were not a kind father but you left the bright side of the thing
for me.
you definitely gave me a catalyst to improve.
I wanted to end earlier and that's the best. But without a start,
nothing was gained.

Dad you were a awkward, stubborn man.
So he couldn't show love and affection in the ordinary way.
You somehow tried to keep in touch with children. I have to
understand...

He is good in nature. sorry.
didn't love child? never!

>>700
you sound very backward and forward at the same time.
when you want a help, don't hesitate. just be open and talk
what you really have in you mind to the person you trust.

I have a same problem of the relation between my parents. I know that
they didn't mean to hurt you but they unconsciously hurt you very bad.
that's also because of their wrong childhood caused by their own parents.
If you'd become more mature than your dad, you would start to have a compassion
to your dad's own problem and would have capacity to understand him well. That way
you would be able to gain release from the bad chain. Those who would be able
to cut this bad chain are the ones who are truly respected. I hope you would
get in touch with your adorable one one day after you become more mature.

bad chain=your dad hurt you...your dad also was hurt by his dad, his dad
also was hurt by his dad or mom or both. you need to cut this chain.

i have to get over the past.
I'll take whatever outcome.

I'm ready to be told "too late, affection dried up".
What I scared most is being turned down coldly and bashed....
good, good.
What is more scaring is not to know the fact. I can't start the new
day.

>>702
Yeah, I also can't get along with childern(not my son, I don't have son, literal children)
naturally. I am very awkward. I can't laugh and play games with
children naturally.

I feel sick and nauseated....
MY heart aches...
my chest cries...
Do you know when people are in real bad mantal situation,
they would feel in the chest not in the brain...?

Diarrhea often comes along with....

>>704
.........well to love somebody or being loved is the second thing.
I think the first thing you should do is to stand by your own feet.
not to rely on others. (say may lies and try to control the person's mind etc).


>>705
children are irritating. but they give us energy. ....what was your problem?

>>703 Not that bad....
I sometimes got a slap on my face and was once confined in the barn
as a punishment.
but confinement is only one time.
No severe physical attack. rather mental scar. we hardly did catchball.
We were so awkard and we talked just like questioning and answering.
It might be just an emotional dependence compared to really abused
child.

>>708
yeah, that's what I meant. Not many ppl get abuse from their
parents but mental scars. well you seem to have a same personality with
your dad. I don't know really but I feel that way. so I hope you
would have more compassion to him and be nice to him so that relationship
would change and thus the relationship with your friends and etc also would slowly change.

fuck i cant sleep its three in the morning.
dunno what to do... im board as shit!!

shit couldnt even spell bored. im getting thick yo

>>710
3 am? Where are you? Here, its only 9:25

>>709
He set aside time to talk with children : study.
It was not voluntary. It was order from above and not fun at all.
I think it was his way of communicating with children.
We have rarely have time to see each other's face and talk except
that moments.

But I wonder if I could reach today's level by myself alone.
I start to doubt it. So I used the word catalyst.
So I feel obliged to thank my dad.

I was the only child who couldn't rebel against him... don't care.

We rarely had time, sorry

>>713
you seem to understand him well.
then what is your problem now?

>>715
just a memory. sometimes I got in a fit of anger.
That is an emotional thing. But when i think more deeply,
there must be something.

>>710
Whenever you need a sleeping pill in your anus, just call me.
I'm an expert.

I'm not>>701, but
While I don't like my dad, I depend on him deep down in me.
I wonder what being independent mentally from parents means.
How can I be completely matured? When can you say you've grown up to
be an independent adult?

I have been searching for an answer for years.

>>718

parents are just human not the universalist. so they make mistakes.
but they are the ones who affect us the most. let's say some parents often compare
the siblings. they are the people who cause the rivalries of us. of course
in the society, school everywhere we have rivalries but the basic concept of rivalries, jealous emotion
are made in the family. and the parents are ones who play this significant role. we hate parents'wrong
education deep inside since we want a lot from them. (we all want to be the ones
who are praised the most, get love the most). But anyway, one day we discover
they are just human and have a lot of weakness with full of flows, it is the time
when we become matured persons. independent adult. I think.

>>719
Thanks for your post.
I think that's one of the ways by which you can measure if you are matured.

I made a Haiku, the shortest literature form in the world.

Alone in the darkness
Putting a painkiller in my anal
thinking about my future

How funny

>>721
I respect you much
Your ass pain is your gain
Have my children please.

I forgot a very crucial thing.
You need to include a seasonal word to make it Haiku.
I changed >>721 as follows.

Alone in the cold
Putting a painkiller in my anal
thinking about my future

A seasonal word in the haiku is "cold"

>>722
lol
>>723
That's a return haiku to mine? At least you seemed to use rhyme technique.
pain and gain rhyme with each other. And I hope you are not uho pretending to
be a woman. uho

Gotta go to bed. Tomorow is another day of IV drip.

>>102
> While there are about 5 million websites teaching Japanese,
> there are about 1.5 websites teaching Mandarin.

Back to this old subject...

My friend told me yesterday about one site, "chinesepod" (dot com). It
seems like you have to sign up in order to use the site, but apparently
there is some stuff (mp3 and PDF of the first 100 lessons) available if
you do a search over at your favourite Scandinavian swashbucklers. He
said it was pretty good; I wouldn't know.

Just thought you'd like to know.

when I find myself in a time of job
mother Marry comes to me: let me neet

Attention English-speakers of 2chan.

You may have heard of the 'Church of
Scientology'. If so, and if you oppose
this dangerous brainwashing cult, then
we urge you to join Anonymous' war against
the Church.

English Declaration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKwPRYRmk8

日本語の宣戦布告 ：
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKwPRYRmk8

Join the fight, or tell your friends.
Or stand aside and do nothing.
The choice is yours.

Knowledge is Free.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

知識は自由です。
我々はアノニマス。
我々は大群です。
許しはしない。
忘れはしない。
我々を待ち受けなさい。

>>727
Please do not feel you have to post. Really, don't burden yourself
on our account. We really hate to make you feel obliged to
add to this thread. Relax, have fun, but don't feel obligated to
expressing yourself.

>>728
Are you
a) on crack
b) a scientologist
or
c) just fucking retarded?

>>729
With logical reasoning skills like that _you_ should be a
scientologist.

>>730
6/10 for making me bite.

>727
匿名 is better than アノニマス. In my opinion...

We are 名無しさん
We are NEET
Do not expect us
Because we do not go outside

YOU FUCK！YOU FUCK！YOU FUCK！YOU FUCK！YOU FUCK！YOU FUCK！

What can Anonymous do, other than making a mock video?

I dropped out of the uni. Hello NEET days!! hey ya ya ya

>>733
Neet does go outside.
Hikikomori can't go outside.

>>736
Welcome!

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=mmELwXWS8CU
Is he retarded and mentally challenged?
Or just a typical geek?

I can hardly hear what he is saying.

He seems to be very narcissistic and having ressentiment to
main stream order.

>>739
What is he talking about? A game?

Second American revolution is at foot, comrades!

I'd like to see tanks rolling down the streets of Washington,D.C.
I'd like to see the army rising up against
this evil collapse system.

>>741
He does videos on YouTube of game cheat modes and hidden
areas and stuff. He's pissed off because he's been getting
a lot of hate mail and saying that he's giving it up.

I miss native speakers.
Are they trying to drive me to the cave of loneliness?

native english speakers? I'm a native english speaker -- i'm a University of Wisconsin Student (hence the name...)
I hope the kanji is showing, up, right now I have a ? instead of the middle character.

wow. the university of winsconsin is a prestegious one.

You've heard of it? That's so cool!
I'm hoping to study abroad in a few years. The UW (University of Wisconsin) has pretty good exchange programs with Sophia, Keio Universities, as well as in Nagoya and Sapporo.
Maybe that's how you knew it?

these universties are pretty high on the list of universities in japan.
I suppose sapporo means university of hokkaido.

>Maybe that's how you knew it?
nono, I'm neither alumuni nor student of these universties.
I just happen to know your school name. We often hear the name
through news and so on.
Arnold Schwarzenegger should be one of alumni, right.

Yeah! The Governator is from the University of Wisconsin, except he graduated from UW-Superior, and I'm at UW-Madison. It's the same program, but in different cities.
Most of the time, however, "University of Wisconsin" means Madison, because Madison is the capital of Wisconsin.

I'm surprised the name is mentioned in the news. Maybe because I live here, I usually don't hear things that would be internationally notable.

>>737
Although I am NEET, it is only because of having to buy food that
I leave my apartment. Otherwise I would not.

So inconvenient!

>>750
Then you're a hikikomori, not a NEET.

only 38th best uni in USA is still prestigious?

To be honest, I didn't even know UW-Madison was so high on the rankings. I wouldn't necessarily call it "prestigious" in terms of all the universities in the nation, but as for public state universities in Wisconsin, Madison is #1.
I'm satisfied paying in-state tuition rather than going to Brown or something more prestigious.

I guess university of wisconcin is one of state ivy.
right?

>>752
another ranking lists uni as 28th in the world, whici is
as high as tokyo uni and kyoto uni.

Hmm... State Ivy? There's an idea. When people think of the Ivy League, there's Harvard, Princeton, Brown, Yale, and all those.
But State Ivy? That probably changes from state to state. Madison is the best out of the Wisconsin schools (public, not private), and every state has their own rankings like that. I don't know any other individual state rankings, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Wisconsin-Madison#Rankings
Look.

>>756
I misused the wording. public ivy was correct.

>>758
I got that when I saw the wikipedia link.
In that sense, you're right! All the Ivy League schools are private, and really expensive. Since it's public and I'm from Wisconsin, my tuition is a lot cheaper. Plus, I feel my education is good as well.

University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is a pride of milwaukee.
But jeffrey dahmer is the best pride not only in milwaukee,
but also in wisconsin.

>>760
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is a really fun place. I have a lot of friends who go there.
The night life is completely different in Milwaukee than it is here in Madison, and it's a good place to visit!

The night life? faggot bar, something like that?

>>761
What's your major?

test

http://www.freewebs.com/criminallyinsane13/jeffrey%20dahmer.bmp
I like his eyes.
vacant and ironic eyes. glancing away.
But inside wrath and pride.
He want to make himself understood but soon he gives up on the
idea and look away...
I feel great sympathy with him. very sad life.

>>762
Nah, mainly house parties with people who I know. It's more the people who are there that make it cooler.
They often go out to bars, but when I'm there, we usually don't. People come over to our place, and we have a party.

>>763
I've posted on here before, but not with this name. I'm a Computer Science and (maybe) Japanese major. If my schedule works out right, these two majors should work together perfectly.

Jeffrey dahmer turn his gaze away :turning his
back on the world.
But he wanted to be looked at.

>>767
I don't know who that is, and I'm not about to read a 50 page essay about him
over at wikipedia. Can you sum up everything about him in one paragraph?

>>768
Serial killer from Wisconsin. Murdered 17 men and boys (involving
cannibalism, necrophilia, rape). Was killed by a fellow prison
inmate.

Jeffrey dahmer killed close to as many as twenty men(almost blacks).
He killed in various ways, for example by injecting sulfuric acid
into the head(he tried to make the robotomy) and put the man in the container
and immerse sulfric acid in the container.(can you hear the scream?)
He disposed corpses in various ways, for example by boiling chopped
bodies in the pot
and eating. he seems to eat the raw body too. He displayed skulls in the refrigirator.

He slept with dead bodies and had sex with them. He just needed love...

Wow, that's one fucked up guy. That's far beyond "just needing love". No
matter how deprived you are, no normal human being would ever do anything
like that.

I guess it's a matter of self-insight, eh.

immerse the man in the sulfric acid, i mean

he couldn't get along with real people.
so he made people stay together forever.
dead men won't talk back. they would stay together
forever with jeffrey.
He even ate them. at last he could assimilate with
people as one.

Hey...
What's for lunch today?

Just the fact that some of you are sympathizing with this nutcase is pretty
damn horrible. There was nothing good nor noble about his actions. Do not
glorify him.

meat from human. joking.

>>775
you seem to be american, aren't you?
Your wording sounds native.

But it's unthinkable that american don't know
famous celebrity, jeffrey dahmer.

>>777
I'm not a native speaker, but my English is probably better than most Americans'
English anyway. :P

hmm. You are not a native. But have you ever been brought up
in the usa? are you returnee?

>>780
I'm the Norwegian guy that's been semi-lurking in here. Maybe I'll get myself
a name. Got any suggestions that aren't boring?

just way too many sickos in this thread. that's exactly why so many people have left here.

>>782
At least I still have Mr. Smertemann. (Uho.)
I hope he doesn't fantasize about raping men after killing them.

who knows. he may cross the line soon... maybe with you.

Don't forget Kevin Ray Underwood.
He is a lonely japanophile who killed a girl.
He was caught befor he eats her.

>>781
Meh. Just do like the rest of us and go with ノルウェー人. Come on,
join the dark side...

Unless you have some special characteristic that you'd like to share
with us that would look good as part of a name. (insert funny
suggestion here)

what is semi-lurking???? ROFL!!!

I am a student of F-ranked uni.

>>783
Raping men?
Gimme a break. It's only when I put a painkiller in my anal that
I become uho.

I wonder if university students overseas majoring in Japanese have a class of haiku.
I'd appreciate it if you showed my uho haiku to your professor and have
him grade it.

>>788
poor man...but better than NEET

>>789
I'll see what I can do. An interesting fact is that all my teachers except one
are Japanese, and all of them except the same one are women.

looking up at the night sky

I recall the days we billed and cooed

opps no season word

looking up at the cold air of night sky

I recall the days we billed and cooed

>>793
I thought the word count had to be 4, 6, 4?

haiku? senryu? tanka?

>>795
Haiku.

>>789
Anus = Actual opening of the rectum
Anal = Pertaining to the opening of the rectum

Just trying to help your English improve, uho-painkiller guy.
Repeat after me: "I put an anal painkiller in my anus".
Good luck!

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2006/04/kevin-underwood-thumb.jpg
Why does these perverts have vacant eyes. I have these too!
I'm not pedophile though.

http://www.blogherald.com/wp-content/underwood2.jpg
this looks better.

800

>>798-799
That's Kevin Ray Underwood! I've read his 2 blogs!
Is he still alive?

>>799
Where the fuck did you find those pictures of me? Delete that stuff now!

How can he delete them? lol

it is owaranai question

Do you know the news of Namdaemun?
I'm wondering who placed fire it.
If Korean believe Japanese did,
they will place fire Japanese cultural properties, maybe.(((( ；ﾟДﾟ)))ｶﾞｸｶﾞｸﾌﾞﾙﾌﾞﾙ

南大門... That's not gkbr news.

Can someone from Japan tell me what's going on in this video? My Japanese
isn't good enough to understand everything that's being said. Is it just some
very very roneri guy camwhoring?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2289588

nothing good will come of blindly hating a race; we are all human

http://www.hi-ho.ne.jp/cgi-bin/user/a---/chat6.cgi
good English chat,camon

>>807
roneri guy? What does this mean? How did you come across this video?

He seems like a famous neet in 2ch and uploads his own videos to
niconico video. Someone seems to make a thread for him in 2channel's
Youtube (and other video sites such as niconico) board.
http://pc11.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/streaming/1196829446/

Just skim through the thread but it's not that the thread was made by
his fans. It's the thread to tease him in most part. That's my impression.
I'm Neet, too but I feel shame about it so I don't understand why he
kind of like boasts about his life style.( I don't know precisely if
he boasts about his neet status or not but that's just my impression.)

I don't want to waste my time watching his boring video for about 15 minutes
but if you really insist you want to know what he is saying in the video.
I'll give you the summary of it. But not now. I have no time now.

>>810
Thanks man, that's more than enough, I'm not gonna make you sit through that
(I skimmed through it, and he used alot of time on eating instant ramen, only
god knows why).

Roneri = lonely with a heavy Japanese accent. ;P

Cheers.

>>794
It should be 5,7,5. but the rule is not so strict so it can be
5,8,5 or 6,7,5.

>>811
OK. It's really watest of time in my opinion.

Roneri.. I never could have imagined it's the meaning of the word
without your explanation.

X so it can be 5,8,5 or 6,7,5.
O so it can be 5,8,5 or 6,7,5 or whatever. 8, 9, 8 wouldn't be acceptable.
that's not haiku anymore.

>>813
Sorry. I meant it as a joke, not an insult.

Q: What is Vocaloid?

>>816
Nevermind, wikipedia solves.

get a life. you stupid morons are all fucked up.

Thanks!

>>818
is right.

I've been reading Sun Yat-Sen, today, and his ideas about an
effective, modern China at the beginning of last century. It really depresses a NEET to
have to read all about excellent citizenry and personal civic responsibility,
the effective survival of a nation and the crucial nature of education...

pffft... and for what?? sixty years of communism?

(-_____-)

No seriously, it roused me a little, I think I better go to bed early tonight and get up
at a reasonable time...

>>820

孫 文? tell us what he was writing about...

Hi
May I ask a question? I took a Rikyo University entrance test two days ago, and there ware a few "EISAKUBUN" questions.
One of these question was, [あなた次の選挙いつって言いました？] so I wrote 　　[When did you say the next election is?].
Is this answer grammatically correct? BTW, pardon my poor English sentence....

中高生の宿題・質問に答えるスレ lesson 45
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1201928774/

スレッド立てるまでもない質問スレッド Part173
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1202470264/

konoyaro

I better stay up late tonight lol

>>791
Chances are she would be jeolous of the new breed of haiku
master's talent whose main theme of his haiku is a painkiller in his anus.

>>793
Your hike sure has a seasonal word but doesn't include painkiller?

>>797
I got it. Thank you. I thought they could be used interchangably.
I repeat, "I put an anal painkiller in my anus in the darkness shivering
with cold, feeling uho feeling in there".

>>823 is right. But you tried to post in English so I'll respond to you.
I think your answer is right but I am not certain.

Rikyo is the university which gave Bill Gates degree/diploma because
he quit Harvard and don't have a degree when he visited Japan.
I don't think he was happy about it because it was just for publicity of
the uni. Rikkyo is good uni but not in the group of the best universities,
so Bill Gates derson't give diploma from the uni a fu*k.

To fuck uni is immodest.

Koda Kumi cried and said sorry in public? I've just heard it few minutes ago.
I didn't know she has done something wrong. But somebody said
her popularity is in a slump. Why Yosui ga kusaru is bad?

>>828
Some are hermaphroditic: to do so would also be counter-productive.

>>830
puwahahaha

Igirisujin-san is so funny!

just one question. It is out of the track but are hermaphroditic and
androgenous same thing?

Igirisu jin's fan girl is always here waiting for him. lol

how do you know I am his fan girl?
I may be uho lol

Let me see your boobs.

LOL!!! henntai!
mine are bigger than that of any sumo wrestler's!! that's one thing
I'm proud of!! puwahahah!

Yummy. Let us all guys in this thread enjoy your big boobs.

I've heard one story from one of my friends. In his kindergarten
there was a tom boysh girl in his class but she suddenly absent herself
from the school for a long time. one day, the teacher announce everybody
in the class "Kyoko-chan (Kamei) is going to be a boy from tomorrow.
So let's call him(her) Kyo (kamei)"

He was wondering what happened to Kyoko. But as he recall her
she was just like any boys including her appearance so except he acknolwledge her as a different gender,
the whole things won't disturb anybody at all. But I suspect she was born with both
genital organs. I envy her.

>>822
The English seems correct. I don't know how precise the translation
is, I can only understand the general idea of what the Japanese says...

>>831
Androgynous - what you look like (looks a little like both)
Hermaphrodite - what your sexual organs are (has two complete sets)

Uni should not be discriminated based on its sexual orientaion.

>>836
but what if my waist size is as same as
my bust size? puwahahaha

>>831
Androgyny and hermaphrodism can mean the exact same thing, but using
the term andogynous can also mean other things, such as if a person
just looks clearly neither male nor female (in dress, appearance or
behaviour).

Now I need to go out and buy a saw. Spent an hour sawing a hole in a
shelf big enough for a plug to fit through, but the saw was far too
big and also rather blunt... I hate DIY.

>>838
oh I see. hermaphrodite is better then lol

>>837
>But I suspect she was born with both
>genital organs. I envy her.

I wouldn't envy that. She can probably never get a hard-on, she probably has
reduced sensitivity in her vagina, and making children is out of the question.

Sawing uni is a sin.

>>843
do you think so? but how can you prove it even you have never
experienced being as the one? she would be vey sensitive
and give a delivery by Caesarean section operation. lol

>>845
Just read a bit about it, and you'll see.

>>841
I have never heard the word hermaphrodite used in that way, but I
suppose it's possible. I'm sticking with the strict biological
definition though. Snails and worms and flowers.

>>846
yeah, I just did a google search and learned a a little. there is even a thread for
the hermaphrodite on 2chan. gosh 2chan covers everything lol

http://piza.2ch.net/jinsei/kako/974/974413868.html

Mechanical boobs are hard.

I have no interest in Koda kumi.

Yeah but does Koda belong to the same group of the notorious
group of Akanishi Jin and Sawajiri Erika?

>>847
Sorry, I meant that andogyny and hermaphrodism have the same base meaning,
snails, worms and flowers as you say. Androgyny is the one with other
meanings as well.

>>852
maybe Asashoryu is excluded from the notorious group by now. and koda has a bad reputation
recently but that's what only media say. In a reality nobody cares.

People in this thread learned two things today.

The difference between anus and anal, and the differences between
Androgyny and hermaphrodism.

lol

The reason why I like Igirisujin-san is because
he always keeps the line that barely over between normal and abnormal.
I mean he sounds pretty decent and normal but he
alway comment on the silly theme with his low-keyed
tone. Is it a common English man's attitude?
we can also call his character as "muttsurisukebe". むっつりすけべ　sorry lol

>>855
Tomorrow we will cover critiques of the Copenhagen interpretation
of quantum physics, and the word "suppository".

>>855
and gay and Inter sex are two different things.

Please tell me the differences between gay and homo and new half, then.

I thought he was "mokkorisukebe", which is a very honourable title.

talks of weirds? so many weirds and they are taken for fun.
but what is the use? no use.
don't we want anything that is useful?
can you give me any thread to which we can lay strings
so that we can get more and better things from others?
besides, being honest,
i'm a bit too idle topick up the meaning of andogyny or hermaphroism.
but for curiousity, i pick up, fu~~~~~~~~n,
but so what? that's nothing to take fun from.
what matters is how each one loves.

>>860

gay=maybe he but she
homo=he and still he and loves he
new half=born he and completely she

are morons male gay prostitutes who sell bodies to foreigners in the Red Square?
and are they poor enough to sell their bodies for money?
i konw russian males are usually so handsome, maybe, some may dazzle foreigners eyes.

would you be dazzled by russian young men?

>>864
Indeed, I'm dazzled by myself.

>>861
mokkorisukebe sounds more lively than muttsurisukebe.
thanks puwahaha

oh, you are!
are you sure that i'll be dazzled at you?
how i want to see you, how i want to try you, how i can't wait!

>>863
Gay people love which? Boy or girl?

yeah Sawajiri and Akanishi two have bad reputation.
but I saw Akanishi in Kat-tun on the other day. So I suppose
he returned to his band and does activities once again. as for
Sawajiri, ppl used to laugh at her but probably forgot
about them since poisoned gyoza overwhelmed the old news. lol

>>867
No, because I'm almost a hikikomori already!

I was a hikki a year ago after I got expelled from uni.
But I put myself together and passed entrance exams.
And now I'm step away from becoming a hikikomori again.
My life is fucking ruined, I dunno why I'm sitting on 2ch right now, when I have to revise.
Tomorrow is my last chance...

Ah, I missed discussion about hikikomoris and NEETs!

gay? well lesbian girlxgirl is also called as gay. I think
boys love boys girls love girls. that's just universally
a common sense.

>>870
Don't immerse yourself in 2ch. You can get away from reality
and have fun and relax here but don't go overboard.

When you are lonely, maybe you can chat here and have fun.

I hope everything will go in the right direction.

>>872
yeah, that's true.
don't immerse yourself too much. but when you are lonely or
you are bored, you can come over here and chat. that's how
you should use 2ch. hehe

That's how you get trapped into a cage of insanity.

>>872
Two things ruined my life: 4chan and Ragnarok Online.
And these days 4chan is a pile of shit, which doubles my grief.
It's like nowhere to go.

I'm already spoilt.

What's Ragnarok Online?

Online game is dangerous... That's why I won't play it.

A stupid Korean game full of wapanese idiots who think everything there
is "kawaii".

Why don't you make no PC day onece or twice a week?

>>878
I see. Thanks.

>>879
A good idea but what would we do instead?

This is so depressing. My dog LuLu is missing.
She's deaf and 13 years old, so we hope that someone will find her and bring her home. ;___;

>>875
looks like that the main problem then is the computer so you'll have to start using it less and less.
maybe you can think up some sort of system for using it less? >>879 's idea might be the simplest. :)

>>881
anything!
Maybe go for a walk to clear your mind? n_n;

Or watch dvds

>>878
I used to play on a small server (300~400 online), met some new people during offline meetings.
But I almost lost contact with them now...

>>879
Good idea.
Until a couple of weeks ago my PC was on 24/7, because I tried to host my website (no one visits it anyway) and BOINC.
But my PC is pretty loud even though I changed all coolers to silent ones. So, I woke up in the morning and my head hurt.
Now I'm turning off PC before I go to bed, but it's on all-day long. I can't make myself to turn it off when it's unnecessary.

Ok, I'm going to implement new rules for myself!
― No fapping for 40 days since 12 feb.
― Two days without PC twice a week. (ha-ha, this resembles me: "Yay! Today is my online day!")

>>882
It's very hard to stop it. It's psychologic dependance like smoking or such.
Every evening when I turn off PC I hear silence... I feel like I'm free from something that holds me and I sence yet another wasted hours.

I can sit at my PC for hours, understanding that I need stuff to do, getting nervous about it, but... still sitting.

　　＿＿＿＿ ＿__
　　|┌――┐||f==i|
　　| |　ﾟДﾟ　| || i=i |　　＜　That guy staring at me for hours
　　| i―――i ||｀￣|　　　　　IS A GIANTIC FAGGOT!!
　. |｀二>=<二´|､ﾟ /|
　￣二二二二 ￣ヽ￣
　 / 田田 日::;ヽσ´
　 ｀￣￣￣￣´

>>882
I hope he/she is not senile and has a sense of direction. Being deaf is
a serious issue but for dogs the sense of smell is the most important.
I hope he/she will get back to you as soon as possible.
If there's a center for stray dogs or something similar municipal
institution, it might be a good idea to call there to make sure
if LuLu is under protection there.

I like kemono (furry) art! Do you like kemono art as much as I do?

The best idea is you get electric shock every time you click or type.
That will make your no pc day successful.

What is ofuda.cc?

>>889
I suggest you keep that stuff in your own furry communities. You don't see
me boasting about getting turned on from eating goat shit, do you?

---

In order to radically improve my life, I will study the art of pick-up artistry.
I will become an awesome pick-up artist, and have loads and loads of friends.

Fantastic! Found a sort of coping saw called a 'fret saw'. The item
description says:
"Fret saw for cutting work in thin materials such as WOOD, BONE, PLASTICS, etc
ideal for model makers. Comfortable wooden handle and steel frame."

So not only can I cut a plug-sized hole in my shelf, but can also dismember
corpses for easier disposal!

>>857
Ah... thanks. It's said to be quite typical of an 'English attitude',
but I think it's dying out. We're supposed to be quite dry and sarcastic,
with a habit of understating things. It's not such a good idea in today's
society, though, as people will often misunderstand or just not understand
at all. I blame this on the media influence of typical American comedy,
which is much less subtle.

Wow, the thread is reviving again!
I have to catch up with this.

by the way, catch up with and keep up with are the same?

catch up with and keep up with?
same meaning?

fuck no

totally different

>>810
Your english is superb for a neat.

I think you only lack confidence.

self derogatory is nothing more than
dwindling your potency.

time is money. do something
related to english before
it's too late.

I'm also neat though. I have to
change my life style and mind!

>>894
Catching up is getting news starting from old things which you missed,
up to what's totally new. Keeping up is finding things out when they're
still new and not letting yourself fall behind.

>>895
Really? would you explain it for me?

According to a dictionary in my brain,

catch up with---- You lag behind and aren't updated so you try to be upadated
keep up with-----you are always updated so you never lag behind.

My brain is made in Japan so people with a brain made in Englsh speaking countiries or
scandinavians might help you.

say like, "hey, i'll catch up with you later"
this means like "you know, i don't have time right now, but let's find time to talk or do stuff later"

keep up with is totally a different thing

u use it like "hey, you keep up with it" when s/he is doing something that s/he wants to accomplish
so it's more like, "hey, don't give up, you will make it!" or something like that

now coming.

If here is a native English speaker, could you tell me the inversion.

e.g. *At the foot of the stair was she.

>>827
hahaha
his academic career lowered dramatically... lol
I thing it's kind of joke and rikkyo is not aware of it.
silly.

>>897
Hi, thank you. wow interesting. I think i got a nuance..
catch up with has a wide of range..

I love you.
You are so kind... I depend on you. I think you wouldnot betray me.
stay with me. say you'll never leave me.

I want イギリス人 to console me.
please hug me and wipe my tear.
i want to cry in your chest.
you are much younger than me.
but who cares! I'm male. who cares!

>>899-900
I want to thank both of you too.

Hey! I am going to okayama in homestay family. What do you know abotu Okayama?

>>830
hey don't hurt me.
I was called "woman" because i was long haired and girly faced.

when i was in highschool, i was called hermaphrodite cos i had
puffy? nipples. I'm not gay though.
I think white males have more swollen nipples than asians. why?
I'm pure japanese though.

>>904
I guess you are not treated well by people around you in yur real life.
That's why when someone is nice to you, you feel like you are in heaven.

>>841
once in britain. androgynous image was so pupular
like duran duran, dead or alive.
this trend declined. why? british girls don't seem to run after
these feminine narcissist any more..
In japan it's still in big force in yaoi and visual rock.
visual rock is pretty ugly though. lol

and music style like bryan ferry and petshoboys and human league
faded out. they are pretty arrogant and narcissistic.

>>907
Hehehe. You might not be off the mark
.
But he is really nice guy.
half joke but i like him.

>>896
Are you a native English speaker?

superb for a neet? Neets have a lot of time at hand so diligent type
of neet who likes English study hard to turn thier life around.

But they have years of blank in their resume, without job history,
so it's difficult for them to get a decent job. Employers usually
doesn't like the years of blank in thier resumes.
Maybe I'm wrong but That's what I heard.

>>901
In the sentence, the auxiliary verb before the subject is the inversion.
If *here* is a native English speaker.
At the foot of the stairs *was* she.
The most common form of inversion is when asking questions.

On another topic, some of you may know that tv-links.co.uk was taken
down a few months ago, due to legal action. However, http://www.tv-links.cc
now exists, with an index of links to English-language television shows. This
is a good substitute for those of you deprived of your media and want some
more practice in listening.

>>910
You are good at folding a paper, like paper crane?
To show your appreciation, you make a paper Kabuto, armor
and give him. He collects hat.

>>905
I live in Hyogo Prefecture next to Okayama Prefecture, so I've been there a few times.
I like the dialect of Okayama. And I love Kurashiki.
In Kurashiki, there is very beautiful scenery, which is called "Kurashiki bikan chiku（倉敷美観地区）" in Japanese.
If you are interested it, I hope you will serch 倉敷美観地区 with Google image.
You should go there, and you will like Kurashiki, probably.

>>911
I should probably have said involves the inversion, not is the inversion.
The inversion is the process of putting the auxiliary verb before the subject.

>>912
That would be fantastic.

>>910
nono. just a japanese neat.
native speaker would notice me japanese on the spot, I think.

http://www.toyogreen.net/calendar/c_a_007.html
http://blog.goo.ne.jp/yuki_iro_mikan/e/a1ebc03a6f8263b057b18c9062286eb1

paper Kabuto

>>910
But why not take toeic test and propose it to employers?
And with a little passion and actual act, you might be
employed.

>>915
All right. The choice of the words made me think you are a native English
speaker.

>self derogatory is nothing more than dwindling your potency.

I didn't know these three words, derogatory, dwindle, potency.

>>888
Thank you ;_;<3
Because she's deaf, I'm worried that she wouldn't hear a car coming if she went into the street.

>>911
Thanks! O_O
I missed tv-links a lot. x)

I may have learned the term "self-derogatory" in this thread.
lol
my memory is not clear though.
イギリス人さん taught me self-depreciation too.

>>917
I don't know much about it. Maybe you are right, maybe not.
But what if a neet is out of job for 5 or more years? What if he doesn't
have a good communication skill?

>>918
I think your english is grammatically strict and beautiful for
a japanese.

Thou shalt not fear, an epiphany of the English language hast cometh to me,
I shalt not diverge. I shalt bestow upon thee, the intricacies of the English
language, and thou shalt be content.

>>911
>>919
If you guys are looking for American TV shows online...
http://www.veoh.com/
It's got a lot of sitcoms and things like that. I'm a big fan of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" it's a funny show.
Are there any of these for Japanese shows? Not anime, but current shows that go on?
Maybe even live streaming TV where I can see what is actually on at the time?

whatevr the language is, there is a root of language.
It is the subject and its predicate.
I assume there are three kinds of subject and predicate.
the first is telling existence.
second is telling action, function.
third is telling state or character.
the first goes with a nown and be-verb
second goes with nown and usual verb which in japan is called more as general verb
third goes wih nown and adjectives
these three are all about subject and predicate.
one more thing is needed if you won't be aukward or weird in speaking.
that thing is to add axiliary

With all thse four, you can go all right with any language.
With English like the following.


I found this site. This site is nice.
We can talk in talk's true sense.
I am a teacher of English, and I am also a learner of human language.
I appreciate the Internet.
I get on the Internet, then I am at once with the world.
I feel lonely, then I can get with friends like this.
I thank you people, for you are my friends
I thank you again, for I know this.
You love me, yes, I know this.
My kiss can cover your mouth.
My hug can break your bones, so I will give you a soft one.

Sorry, went over the word limit
let me continue


With all thse four, you can go all right with any language.
With English like the following.


I found this site. This site is nice.
We can talk in talk's true sense.
I am a teacher of English, and I am also a learner of human language.
I appreciate the Internet.
I get on the Internet, then I am at once with the world.
I feel lonely, then I can get with friends like this.
I thank you people, for you are my friends
I thank you again, for I know this.
You love me, yes, I know this.
My kiss can cover your mouth.
My hug can break your bones, so I will give you a soft one.

failed again,
the rest


I thank you again, for I know this.
You love me, yes, I know this.
My kiss can cover your mouth.
My hug can break your bones, so I will give you a soft one.

If keira has been lived with Lulu since she was a puppy, then that means
she had met her even before Keira became a teenager.

You can say she grew up with Lulu. I can imagine the dog is an integral
part of her life. The younger when you meet a pet, the stronger the
tie to the pet. Lulu must know keira's ups and downs in her life.
Lulu must have keira's complains about her life, petting her, as if
the dog have known what she is talking about.

Dog is a companion animal and a member of a family. I hope she'll show
up in front of Keira's house, looking as if nothing had happened.

>>927
Welcome to 2ch, 片岡数吉さん.
I found your blog, and read it.
However, excuse me, but I don't think 2ch is as good as you're supposing.
Take care enough and enjoy :-)

>>928
Thank you. ;___;
<3

How do you romanize "片岡数吉さん"? "Kataakakazuii-san"?

>>810
Your english is superb for a neat.

I think you only lack confidence.

self derogatory is nothing more than
dwindling your potency.

time is money. do something
related to english before
it's too late.

I'm also neat though. I have to
change my life style and mind!

Oh,no. I mistook copypaste from textbook.
>>921
I can see and understand you are worried.
But without act, no result.
with act, might be good result(also bad result).

working up the nerve and challenge.
It's the case with me...

even if you don't get a good result, you will get something new in yourself,
like energy and courage.
I'm saying to myself too...

>>933
Yes, and I don't know the situation very well, but it seems to me like any change is good change.
People just fear what they don't know. Once the unknown becomes familiar, it isn't scary anymore.

>>927

o wow.

Hey wow, Namdaemun, the South Gate in Seoul burned down today.

The Koreans must be very upset. I bet Choppari is responsible.

hahaha.
koreans would take it out on japanese somehow.
they won't directly attack japan because there is no evidence.
But they surely direct their anger against japan.
they let off steam by criticizing japan.

and moron masochistic politician like kato
would cry with delight.

Namdaemun. in japanese it reads nearly なむだえむん。

with a littile touchup, なんざえもん.
sounds like a merchant name in edo era. lol

magibon has a too long chin.

that's her demerit.
I think she is not aware of it. she is so narcissistic and
love in with herself.

>>939
MRirian looks sort of cute at 45 degrees angle from above, staring upward.
But when it comes to a horizontal angle, no, she's not. She knows how
to take photos of herself most beautifully.

Don't say, "why the long face?" to her!

I'm looking for some sources on Asian movies. I'm talking about movies that
aren't being released in the west, such as the Chinese movies "Fat Choi Spirit
(嚦咕嚦咕新年財)", or "The Conmen in Vegas (賭俠大戰拉斯維加斯)". Would anybody
happen to have any links?

>>942
For your imformation, this is a Japanese BBS.
I suggest you go to a chinese message system and ask chinese people.

Apart from that, I wonder if you don't know how to use a search engine.

>>943
I don't know any Chinese English-speaking boards. I searched alot using Google
before I asked here, of course.

Again, your best bet would be to type or copy&paste 嚦咕嚦咕新年財
in the search box of google, for example, and click on the button.
You'll get thousands of results just from doing that.

>>945
Yes, and most (if not all of them) are reviews and/or malware sites. Anyways,
you clearly don't know of any links, so why don't we just stop hijacking this
thread and not mention it any further, letting people discuss what they were
discussing and letting the people with actual links post them? That way,
everybody wins.

Let's hijack this thread. You are the leader and we will win.

But I want to be leader!

Gah, I'm bored. Can you guys link me to some "famous" videos on Nicovideo?

>>949
What sort of video do you want to watch?
I'll link you some music videos if you're interested in music.

We are at 950. I hope someone remembers to make new threadin time.
I am too lazy.

>>950
It doesn't matter, all videos that you guys find good are wanted.

>>952
OK, what about this one?
This video is suitable for 2ch readers, although quite funny.
Actually it's not music one, but a kind of mad one.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1014494

I tried tracing back to the first thread, but #98, I think it was, was the
closest I got.

Anyway, please link me to some good music, Freeman.

>>953
Lol, awesome video.

>>954
Sorry, mate. I was a bit crazy, hahaha.
This one is fairly nice music video, I suppose.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1238486

I did copy the song at the age of 18 or 19, when playing rubbish music.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1238486

>>955
Cheers, mate.

No... I made an awful mistake...orz

>>953
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.

Not that I wish to imply that you have been sleeping on the job.
No one is more deserving of a rest and all the effort in the
world would have gone to waste until.... Well, let's just say
your hour has come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in
the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman.

Wake up and smell the ashes.

And I'm personally fond of this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CetPq_pkHc