Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 98

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( ´･ω･) Let's have some Peppermint tea and chat!
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Hey!!! you, NEETS, nerds, Akihabara maid-cafe frequent visitors,
Youtube-link spammers, pedophilias, neo-Nazis, Yukorin enthusiasts,
Gloved hitwoman manias, The Red Sox and My Dirty Smelly Sox fans,
Losers who can't remember Kanji characters, Aoi Sora fans,
here is the place to have a blast!!!!!

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This thread is now full of foreigners.

I doubt it.

>>1
AMAIZING JOB!!
YOU ARE GOD!!

>>1
Thanx so much!
>>4
How can you tell?

>>2
I just noticed Part 97 thread (http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1196192818/952 to be exact)
I live in Moscow too.

>>8
Are you Russian?
or
Do you just live in Moscow?

>>9
I'm Russian. And I have a keen interest in SJIS art.

>>7
Well... at the time, 3/4 of the thread were foreigners.
But now the ratio has changed...

>>10
Do you guys drink so-called 'Russian tea' in Russia?

ты хочешь свалить в Японию? =)

Russian??
How russian guys end up in 2ch?
Is 2ch that well known around the world?

yeah 2channel is pretty popular everywhere. basically because of 4chan.

>>12 'Russian tea' is a tea served with lemon slice, isn't it? Well, it's pretty popular. For example, it's sold in refectories, cafeterias, long distance trains, etc.
>>13 не так чтобы. Просто меня интересует японская культура.

>>14
Yes, it is. Some people learn about from Densha Otoko show, others from anime references.
I know about 2channel because of 4chan (as >>15 said). Overall, it's one of the biggest BBS and forums in the world (if not the biggest one!).

>>16
А я просто мечтаю об этом... Ну да ладно
это долгий разговор...

Long distance trains in Russia...
They must be soooo looong distance.
Have you guys ever tried a looong distance train in Russia?
Maybe to Chechnya?

>>18
Ммм... а тебе случаем не знаком такой IRC канал, как #ambient?
>>19
Well, it's most popular way of long distance transportation, because it's cheaper than going by plane, and offers better service than bus.
I travel to Voronezh (which is about 700km from Moscow) by rail sometimes. It takes about 12 hours.
Moscow - Rostov trip would take about 18 hours (1500km). Moscow - Vladivostok... 1.5-2 weeks, I guess.

>>20
Wow, that's awaesome.
I really wish I could do the same kind of journey sometime.
I'm NEET so I can't do that. So sad..

>>21
Uh... Before I passed entrance exams to my university again I was NEET for about a year. I understand your feelings.
I wonder how it would be interesting to go through a whole country; but such trip would be hard in the same time, because of small room in sections, same companions all the time...
And other thing I'm concerned about: what is other NEETs' lifestyle?

>>22
Are you still at a university? Which one?

>>23
Yes, 1st year student again. Moscow State Technical University named after Bauman (BMSTU).
It's really disturbing thought that I lost 3 years completely useless and had to start over again.

Anyone cares to tell their story?

You lost 3 years? Wow, I feel sorry for you.

>>24
Ah, I feel your pain. I was in that position too, last year. At least
you were able to do other things and advance yourself in other ways
during that time. At least that's what I try to tell myself to make
me feel better about it...

When I was fifteen year old I moved to Montana State, then because my
English was sucks so bad, that I had to take sophomore again.
I was so pissed off!

>>20
неа... А из за чего ты 3 года потерял?

>>29
Со второго курса вылетел, потом чуть больше года до поступления NEETствовал. Время попусту протратил.

what is more difficult
to learn japanese or chinese?

>>30
понятно. Я тоже вылетел. Учился в МЭИ, потом с первого курса вылетел и поступил в МГУ на ИСТОРИЧЕСКИЙ.
ненавижу это место. МЭИ был намного лучше. А из какого вуза вылетел?

test

>>32
Из МГТУ вылетел, в МГТУ же и поступил. Более того на тот же факультет, ту же кафедру.

>>34
Ясно. У нас есть возможность восстановиться после 2 курса. (В МГУ)
я какраз на втором.

А вообще у нас на истфаке относительная халява, поэтму все свободное время учу японский.
Буду второе образование связанное с Японией получать.

okay I am going to sleep...

it was me oops

У нас академы и понижения на курс процветают.
На кафедре тоже довольно халявно, слишком не напрягают, что способствует расхолаживанию.

Good night, everyone!
I'm going to sleep too.

wow... so many russians! i thought this was an ENGLISH thread..lol

>>40
When two russians meet each other...

>>41
haha, right...its pretty exciting eh?
2 russians meet in the japanese BBS....funny.
by the way, what country are you from?
im from canada as you can see my name..im japanese, though.

>>16
Actually, 'Russian tea' is not tea with lemon.
Tea with lemon is called 'Lemon tea.'
Russian tea is tea with jam, usually strawberry jam (instead of sugar).

>>42 I'm that second russian who is going to sleep to...
>>43 I never met this term before and consulted multitran.ru dictionary, which returned two meanings: tea with lemon; tea served in glass.

>>44 ah, i see. good night, then..lol

>>44
I see.
So probablly only in Japan then, that tea with jam is referred to as
Russian tea.

Got an assignment due in by midnight, but only about 3/4 of the way through.
Procrastination is something I am fantastic at, which isn't good at all.
Instead, I seem to be posting messages about it rather than getting it done.
Oh well... 45 minutes to go.

>>47

You can do it, Englishman! I have been able to write a whole paper in an hour,
you can do the same!

Looks like it's already past midnight in Angleland.

Another eight minutes to go, but submitting it already just in case
the submission form fails. Had to write a report on information problems
within a business, and then read and modify a balance sheet, as well
as a cash flow statement, then make recommendations based on stock and
debtor turnover... for a fictional restaurant. Exciting stuff.

>>48
Thanks for the support! Fell about 300 words short of the limit, but it
might still be okay, hopefully...

Good, I can read now!

Queen it, queen it, queen it again..

Does anyone know where I can meet Japanese people here on 2ch? Like for relationship?

>>53
Beware!
2ch has only nerds, be they Japanese or non-Japanese.

Haha! oh I dont care. So could you help me out?

Do you mean you're bi-sexual?

>>50
Do you use the unit of 'stone' when describing your weight?

Oh ok I mean men then. That makes it easier

>>58 oh come on, There must be women here. I'm sure there are at least a few.

>>57
Yes, yes I do. It's usually a good idea to know your statistics in
both imperial and metric units here, because although metric is
standard, some people still use imperial.

Remember the Mars Climate Orbiter error a few years back, caused by
using imperial units rather than standard scientific metric?

What, is a "Stone" the same as a "Pound" still used in the USA?

>>61
A 'stone' is equivalent to exactly 14 'pounds'.
For example, someone who weighs 140lbs would weigh 10 stone. And yes,
in Imperial weight, the plural of 'stone' is just 'stone'.

sagashi mono wa nan desu ka?

>>42
I would like to travel around the world too.

>>64
I would not like to travel around the world, because the world has a lot of dangerous places.

>>63
Добры　вечер,　товарищ.
How did you find this gigantic BBS? Do you have an equivalent in Russia?

British people are stoned.

Let us start talking about Yukorin and her fart.

>>66
ПРивет =)
Are you from china? I know 2channel because of 4chan. IN russia we have 2ch.ru

Chinese males love NoriP.

Do you have troubles with refreshing this thread? I have.

So do I.
ENGLISH is very slow right now.

Is it ok in Russia to go on the interenet freely express their opinion??
Especially political stuff?
I heard somewhere Russia was getting undemocratic.
Is this true?

>>73
everyone can discuss whatever they want in russia on internet. Except you can't talk about
racism against russians. One guy talked stuff like "Russians are pigs" and got arrested.

>>73
everyone can discuss whatever they want in russia on internet. Except you can't talk about
racism against russians. One guy talked stuff like "Russians are pigs" and got arrested.

>>75
That's horrable. Russian people don't have the right of freedom of speech.
Chinese Communist party would never allow its people to say anything against the government, though.

>>76
what so horrible about that? I heard that one guy posted on 2ch message
with text like "There is a bomb" and got arrested too.
it is the same level.

Russians are pigs.

I thought　Putin got the media under his fist
and cracked down on those who say negative things against Putin.
I'm glad I was wrong.

Putin administation is authoritative, isn't it?

The news that the government has a lot to do with a murder case was
broadcast here. It said a news writer was shot to death because she was against Putin.

what is really funny is that hysteria about russia is made by the same
journalists from the cold war times. no wonder they want to see russia as
totalitarian place.

>>77
Hmm? I don't think so..
He/she tried to death-threaten people, didn't he?

Well, let's change the subject.
There are many peoples here - Japanese, Chinese, Canadian, American,
Russian, English... We'd better avoid politics here.

Maybe if you are the ones who are controled, you don't notice much, because you're controled. You know?

All of us love boobs!!
Boobs make the world unite and peaceful!!!!!!!!!

girls do not love boobs!!!

Japanese boobs, Chinese boobs, Canadian boobs, American boobs, Russian boobs...
Even though they are from different places, one thing is for sure :
All boobs are so sweet.

>>86
Some girls do.

>>83
I agree with you.
By the way I have to get up at 6:30.
I am not sleepy yet, but I will go to bed.
Good night, everyone.

Did you vote for Putin in the last election?
You were too young to vote?
What would you do if Putin decided he would change the constitution so that he could be president forever?

>>90
Putin wont change constitution. And we already know the next president of russia.
It is Medvedev. I voted for the Union of Right Forces. They got only .5% of votes :(

Ok, let me give you a sample japanese sentence where you can learn about several ways of
pronunciations of the same kaji.

全力で力んで力こぶをつくる。

You might notice 力 is used 3 times in this sentence, but you can't
expect it to be pronounced the same way. In fact, they are read differently,
although the basic meaning of the kanji isn't different - basically it
refers to "power" literally.

Concerning howto read them.
全力 : zen "ryoku"
力む : "riki" mu
力こぶ : "chikara" kobu

・・・Do you want me to continue this kind of Japanese kanji lessons?

>>91
I heard Putin is going to remain in power as the prime minister so he can continue to control the nation.

What do you Russians think about that? Just curious about the public opinion on it.

>>93
I dont know what russians think about it, but i guess many of them like putin.
Hell, I like Putin too. He is a strong leader.
>>92
sure that was interesting.

>>91
Now they know who voted against them. They will send agent with ricin
tipped umbrella. Be careful.

I like Putin, too.
He is hot.
I bet his sex style is very wild.

Putin is pretty popular, because the media is under his control.

>>94
So, people prefer his strong leadership over a democratic state, I guess.
Nothing wrong with that. That's usually the case with a country that's still recovering from some chaos.

>>98
exactly. 90's were very chaotic for our country.

>>94
Do you like piroshki?
Piroshiki is very popular in Japan, did you know?
We can buy one everywhere.

I dislike Putin.
But, if I were Russian, I would vote for him.

how do you write し in romaji? Si or Shi? What the difference?

>>100
I ate piroshki with kapusta yesterday. my mom made it :) IT was delicious.

How do you head a letter in Russian? And sign off, for that matter.
Like "Dear ..." and "Yours sincerely". Thanks...

>>103
How nice!
I wish I could eat your mom.
How often do you eat piroshki?
Very frequently I guess.?
The first thing came to my mind when I thought about Russia was beautiful girls having beautiful sex.
The second thing was Piroshki.

>>102
It's "shi".
"Si" is "スィ”.
That's my opinion. I don't know officially.

↓This guy can answer the question.

>>104
yeah that's right.
Дорогой Илья бла бла бла
Искренне твой Миша.

russian girls are not that beautiful.

Sample sentence 2. Today's kanji is 動. 動 basically means "move" in English.

動物がげんきに動く (doubutsu ga genki ni ugo ku)

動物 (doubutsu) means animal. And you can easily imagine animals are moving.
Directly translated into English, "doubutsu" is moving object.
And 動く (ugo ku) means move. You should remember these two ways of reading the
kanji, especially "dou" can creat many more Japanese idioms. Take 動力 (dou yoku)
for example. I expect you to remember you learned 力 (ryoku) in the first lesson.
And I said 力 meant "power". So 動力 means "power that moves something".

That's it for today. Read aloud the sentence some times and please try your best to remember how to
read the kanji. Good luck.

that was interesting, but hard!!! :) I like it.

*動力 (dou ryoku)*

Here is japanese text that I read now
http://hell.2ch.ru/b/src/1197563920858.jpg
look at it

>>108
Russian girls usually have big boobs. They are hot.

Another russian reporting in.
//
I think Putin is good leader, though he's not some sort of king. At least, he prevented Russian Federation from further disunion. Under his controll Russia recovered from crazy 90s impact.
But enough politics.

>>100
I heard Cheburashka (a character of story) was popular a few years ago.
About piroshki... I ate one with meat during break today.

>>113
All girls in my university group have boobs from small size to average.
No big boobs.

>>112
That's a good material. Those sentences are natural as a written Japanese.

Alrighty, Russian gangstas.
Just remember that your country is not a developing country anymore but IS a G8 member.
And I don't know how long the excessive concentration of power will be there, but note that
it could be heading for a totalitalian state, as a result. Good night, sweet dreams.

>>115
You know what? Russian small boobs mean an average size for Japanese/chinese boobs
and average for Russian girls mean big for Japanese/chinese girls.

Have you ever heard of Slutskaya the figure skater?
She's really cute.

Kim Yuna, Sasha Cohen, Slutskaya... Why are figure skaters that cute?

I prefet models. Google for Sasha Pivovarova and Snejana Onopka. They are
bloody cute.

>>104
Official (like "dear sir or madam"): "Уважаемый" (if you are reffering to man) or "Уважаемая (to woman). Or Уважаемый(ая)" if you don't know who will read this letter.
("sincerely yours"): "С уважением," signature.
Unoffical: "Дорогой" or "дорогая".

Hey, are there anyone from America here?
Please fill me in on what's happened to Sasha Cohen.
She's not representing America? I'm totally disapointed.

>>120
Sasha Pivovarova looks like "Devon Aoki".
Enter "Devon Aoki" on the google image search.

Snejana Onopka isn't cute, but beautiful.

>>123
Sasha looks like Gemma Ward. I dont see any resembles with Devon.

Keep in mind that "oppai ga ippai" is a famous phrase in Japanese.

>>125
Oh...Gemma Ward looks exatly like Devon Aoki!
That's really impressive. They are long lost sisters.

I want to get beaten up by big boobs.

you sleazy pervert!

What is the reason of posting under sage when there is no ID to hide?

>>130
Never mind that. It's just because of a power of habit.

Are Russians good at Tetris?
It was created by a russian guy, you know?

>>123

Devon Aoki is hot. Too skinny, but hot

>>107 & >>121

Thanks very much! Incredibly useful.

Are Japanese good at Othero?
It was created by a Japanese guy, you know?

British boobs weren't mentioned here. But why?
Do you underate British girls? They also have good boobs.

I don't think sagged boobs are ugly. They are still beautiful.

>>134
My pleasure.

Stop jabbering, idiot.
We are here to fight.

Take this!!

Shit bomb!( ･∀･)つ〜〜〜〜〜●)`Д´)←you

>>139 It's all about boobs.
(´・ω・)つ(・(・ OPPAI! OPPAI!

kneading tits.

>>140
What's your favrite among these, then?

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|・人・|

（・人・）

（　●　人　●　）

Ich liebe dich.

Lets say there are 3 billion women in this world,
and we have 6 billion boobs. No wonder if I find one boob slown away
on the street. I'll pick it up and take it home.

British, Russian, Irish, Scottish, etc all those women tend to have pretty
good boobs.

White chicks are the best.

Don't feel down if their nipples are black.

xttp://jun.2chan.net/b/res/6156934.htm
Could anybody explain me this serie of pictures, please? That guy seems to be popular for some reason.

Oh, no! I don't like black nipples.
I do love pink nipples plus "nyuurin"s are a little bit large.

"i want you" I told her
but she turned down me.
she said " you are my friend but can't be my lover. i'm so sorry."

she blew me off it was about 6 months ago.
and this grief isn't still over.
i want someone to heal me. please......

Tits with pink nipples are so sweet.

The bigger boobs are, the better they look.

>>134
On a TV program in Japan, the following expression was introduced as
being used in the UK.
Is it commonly used?
"It's as good as chocolate teapot."(Meaning it's as useless as teapot made of chocolate.)
Thank you.

I've never heard of that one.

Neither have I, nor have I found it in the dictionary.

which tits do you like?

Kneading tits!

>>152
I want a teapot made of chocolate!

>>157
What do you use it for?

It's a silly question.
Don't you know what "a teapot" is used for?

Made of Chocolate, the teapot will be melted by the heat of hot tea.

>>160
That's where the expression "It's as good as chocolate teapot"
comes from.
We are going in circules, LOL~~

It would be nice to have a chocolate teapot for food. I say, I'd rather prefer dark chocolate.

>>162
Reminds me of "Hänsel und Gretel."

lol, I love my country's government.
We're going to send the navy and air force to protect whales in
the Arctic from Japanese whalers. What a load of horseshit.

A 10 year old got gang raped and the men who did it got off any
jail time, but we're too busy sending the navy to protect a bunch
of stupid whales that aren't even in Australia. Hopefully if Japan
decides to go to war with Australia, they'll bomb the parliament
house, along with every stupid animal fucker in this country.

Let's talk about Australian nipples. Are you black?

*yours*

>>165
ewww, all the black women here in Australia don't wear bras, and
they live out in the desert. Their boobs are all saggy, which makes
me sad :(.

To counter the growing depression, many women sunbathe topless on the
beach to improve the morale of the soldiers.

When we have the 100th thread of this topic, we should have a big
celebration. We should all bring some boobs and share in a celebratory
drink of boob milk.

>>167
haha, sagging breasts are sometimes good.

I'd say those topless women just turn them on, not to improve thier
morales. lol
Aren't they worried if they are taken photos of? Can you get a snap of
hot australian booby girls?

You should pick up a boob if you find one in the desert.

You may say say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
that strongly believes boobs can make the world peaceful.

>>169
No one is allowed to photograph topless women on the beach anymore,
after some happy hard boys went a bit too far with their cameras.

So the morale of our soldiers is down again. How will we save the whales
now?

Oh, and there are "voyeur" websites all over the internet. I wonder if the
people at nudist beaches get suspicious when someone turns up on the beach
with a bag - haha, what do they need it for?

>>172
Do you think they are easy, topless women?

I thought bathing in the sun was bad for your skin, though,
especially where the ozon layer became thin like in australia.

>>173
Of course it is.
Women who sunbathe topless are easy because they are stupid they'll
get skin cancer just because they wanted to look good.

If you spend your whole time sunbathing topless you are a shallow
person, because you spend your whole time focusing on how you look.
If you just wanted to sit around and do nothing, you could do that
with your clothes on.

"Peeping Tom" is my favorite pastime.

＞they are stupid they'll get skin cancer just because they wanted to look good.
Plus, their nipples are black.

>>176
Oh noooo :(
Does the madness ever end?

I love big natural tits．

Today's kanji lesson is going to start soon. Hold on a minute.
I'm planing what word I should choose.

乳輪

>>152
Actually, that's the first time I've heard that expression. However,
Google seems to bring up a couple tens of thousands of results, most
of them being .co.uk sites... so I guess it's not really that rarely
used.

>>162
The only place I've found where a functional chocolate teapot can be
bought is...
http://www.sitesample.buzzsites.net/page/alice_in_wonderland_28.cfm
...however, it seems to be excessively expensive, at about 13,433 yen.

>>181
Sorry, my mistake. It's not functional at all, but solid chocolate.
That makes it even more useless than a hollowed-out chocolate teapot.
Now those children with cancer will definitely not be getting any
donations.

Today's kanji is 貝(kai).

貝 means "shell" in English.
This kanji is interesting. There are many kanjis that 貝 is used for,
such as 購入 (kou nyuu), 財産 (zai san), 買う (ka u), and what not.
Every kanji that I've brought up here has something to do with "money".
Etymologically, 貝 means money in a way, because "shells" were used to exchange things
far back in the human history. In other words, shells were money then.
That's why we have a lot of kanjis that are related to money and that 貝 is used in part.

Sample sentences.
私は本を買った (watashi wa hon wo katta) : I bought a book.
彼女は本を購入した (kanojo wa hon wo kounyuu shita) : she purchased a book.
彼は財産を失った (kare wa zaisan wo ushinatta): He lost his asset.

That's it for today.

Do British women sunbathe?
Is it too cludy in Britain to do it?

What do you think boobs are made from?

>>185
The hopes and dreams of all mankind.

>>186
Representing peace itself. (´∀｀*)

I want a boob right now to hold. I could even go for two, so neither
of my hands feel cold.

Silicon, for some women lately.

kanji lesson was interesting!!! Unlike our lectures at University LOL

>>184
They seem to really enjoy sunbathing. Probably because they hardly ever
get to do it.

>>191
Thanks very much for the reply on chocolate teapots.

Oh, if I could buy boobs or grow them like plants... I'd remove all bits of furniture in my house and fill it with boobs. To walk on them, to sit on them, to sleep on them, et cetera.

imagine a boob plantation - you could sit on the porch and watch
them sway in the cool summer breeze in the evening.

>>194
Or on the beautiful sunset you could run through the field and feel how boobs touch you

>>164
The seas and oceans are important to us all!
We do not live in oceans, but we take much from
them. Animals that live not in one spot, but
travel much, we must all take care of! Fishing
is only good if not too much! Fish will not
come back by magic if we make them extinct!
Whales are not fish, but are like fish.
Please do not forget...

>>196
Yeah, but they're complaining about the japanese killing 50 humpback
whales. I thought there were only a few hundred left, but there are
thousands of them! My complaint is that Australia, my country, has
so many internal problems, why not work on them rather than let the
government and Greenpeace make complete idiots of us and cause an
international incident by using the navy to protect whales? What
excuse does any navy have for firing on a whaling vessel? I'm not
going to be conscripted into a future war because some japanese guy
shot a dumb whale.

lol... America
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU2o3LGumI&feature=related

>>193-195
Dudes, have you ever actually touched any real boobs? Your posts suck.
Boobs are lovely as pillows, for titfucking and babies, but other than
that they're pretty much worthless. Running through a field of boobs
would suck as much as running through a field full of small bags of grain
or water. You'd constantly get punched, everything from soft to hard.

>>199
You don't know anything about boobs! Go away!!

>>199
Tough boob talk from a cockjockey.

>>199
Go kill some whales or something.

>>200-202
I see the truth hurts, virgins. Virgins who never touched any boobs.
Man, you guys are pathetic, acting as if you know shit when you clearly don't.
Even if you ain't ever touched any boobs, that's no excuse for not using your
smarts to realize what boobs are like. Boobs have wonderfully soft surfaces,
but otherwise are anything from dense for the small to really heavy for the huge.

>>203
lol, you're such a stud, so you come round here to boast about it.
You really must ride the cocks at night if those are your priorities.

>>203
Your words are bad and you should feel bad.

>>203
I hate you. You should not ruin the dreams of people.

>>203
You have no imagination. Only fool could take this seriously.

>>136

Rachel Stevens has great tits

MAGE IN ALL FIELDS

ttp://jun.2chan.net/b/src/1197651320609.jpg
Can anyone, please, explain who is this guy?

>>210
He is Mageres.

>>211
What is this? And why that man is on so many pics?

>>208
I had no idea anyone outside of the UK would know who Rachel Stevens
is. I mean, S Club 7 were pretty big here (for a while, anyway), but
they had quite a specific fanbase. And that was quite a while ago now.

I can't catch British people because of their accents. What should I do?

How does their accent stop you from catching them? Does it annoy you so much
that can't you can't bear to approach them? The next time you bag a Brit, just
wear some earplugs.

>>215
That's not what I meant. I meant, I can't catch what they say.

hmm...appearently there were some interesting discussions going on
while i wasnt here...politics and boobs..lollllll although i am a girl.
yes, there are girls in 2ch! dont worry >>53.haha

>>214
i cant understand british accents either. i feel really depressed when i
watch a british film and cant understand what they say.......

A lot of British people have trouble understanding my accent too,
because being brought up by one English parent and one Canadian
parent messed things up a bit, and my accent is a bizarre hybrid.
Being brought up in other countries where English wasn't a main
language didn't really help much, either.

Anyway, that aside, it's a shame some people can't understand real
English, these days. Accents from some parts of Britain are much
easier to understand than other parts, say, from central Scotland,
or northern Wales.

>>217
I'll take a guess and say you're in British Columbia?

>>217
You bad girl! A cute girl like you is not supposed to be here. ^^
Anyways, may I ask..what brought you here?
2ch is not well known to overseas people, is it?

>>218
Do you have trouble understanding Japlish?

>>218
you are wrooooong!!! take another guess...lol

>>219
ooooo its nice of you saying im cute!
well, im japanese actually, and i left japan about 2 and a half years ago.
and i had heard about 2ch from "densha otoko".
thats why im here...blame the media..lol

>>220
Having lived in Singapore for three years and being forced to understand
people speaking 'Singlish' makes 'Japlish' (and other foreign English
dialects) very easy to understand.

>>221
Then you're not really from Canada, are you? Why do you lie?

>>221
Argh... had about an 85% chance of getting it right, but messed up...
I'll go with Ontario this time...

>>223
well, i didnt mean to lie.
i meant that "i am sending messages FROM CANADA."
but i apologize that i confused you and made you upset.

>>224
woooooooooopppp!!!!!!! you got it!!!!!!!

>>221
For some reason, I feel as if I know about you.
Do you like apple tea?

>>225
No problem. Cute girl is cute. You're a Japanese beauty.
I don't care where you are from.

>>222
Thanks for the reply.
Actually, my accents are sort of like those of americans ( I use American-English
learning materials, that's why), but I can't get rid of my Japanese accents completely.
I can't. But I noticed it might be a waste of time to worry about accents that much.

Ontario is the place where lots of Asian immigrants live, I heard.

i changed my name so that noone will get confused anymore...i hope.

>>226
yea i love apple tea!!! but i guess only my family know about that,
and my family isnt really good at english..
i guess im not the one you know.

>>227
thanks!!! and you are really nice guy!!!

>>229
yea......sooooo many asians are here.
if you go to toronto, you can see asians EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
my town is not that bad, though, i have many chinese friends and some korean ones.

>>230
I get it. Can I call you Ringo chan? Coz sending messages from canada
is too long a name to write. It's a pain. lol

I think living abroad is sort of tough. I mean, I don't like it where it's super cold
in winter, but that's me.

hey jude don't make it bad take a sad song and make it better

>>229
As far as I'm aware, Vancouver is the city with the highest percentage
of East-Asian immigrants in Canada (which is why British Columbia was
my first guess). Toronto is a bigger city, but most of the Asian population
there is from Central and South-Asia. I stayed there (Toronto) for a few weeks in the
summer of 2006, when I was visiting my sisters, and there were some days where I hardly
saw any Western looking people. It's a really nice city.

>>231
lol yea i kinda had an idea that my name is pretty long, too....
sure, call me ringo chan!!!!! its really cute!!
......should i change my name again? lolll

it is getting pretty cold recently. its like -17degree(celsius) right now.
and going to get 30cm+ of snow or something....exciting.

Ringo chan, do you wear red make-ups on your cheek like apple?

>>235
no.i put foundation powder on, but not rouge or eyeshadows....
i love natural-look!!!!!lol

>>233
Belive it or not, S Club 7 has been featured in one of the
English-teaching programs on NHK.
If I remember correctly, the program was first aired in 2005 and there
were re-runs in 2006 and 2007.
As someone mentioned, I also had a problem understanding British English,
so I video-taped all the S Club 7 episodes and watched many times, but
sometimes very difficult to understand.
How do you describe their English?
Is that the way at least young British people speak?

>>236
That's good.
Natural make-ups are allowed to use only for a girl with fine skin!

>>237
hmm..i think i should watch S Club 7, or some other british films more frequently.
i really wanna understand british accents so that i can chat with people
when i travel in uk!!

>>238
i take it as a compliment. thank you!

>>237
Spent a while looking for for an interview just to remember what they
sounded like... but that accent is quite typical of how people from
South-East England speak. Quite a few people there mispronounce their
'th' as 'f' (a dialect thing, perhaps), and pronounce their 'i' sound
strangely, so that might confuse things for listeners.

Yep, Ringo chan lives in a cold place so no wonder she doesn't need thick make-ups.
You know what I mean? Her cheeks are naturally pink or red. Cutie!!

>>240
may i ask you a question?
which films would you recommend to watch, in terms of practicing to understand british accent?

>>241
hahaha, you are soooo funny/sweet!!!!

well, i guess its enough talking for tonight.
im gonna do my homeworks and go to bed!!!!
good night guys......

>>242
Monty Python!!!
Language is an integral part of the nation's culture, and without
knowing Monty Python, you woun't be able to understand British culture or
the language.

>>240
Gee, thanks very much for checking their accents....
I'll go back to the videos again and listen their English carefully,
for, as you say, there must be many people who speak like that.

>>240
What about their pronunciations and accents?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJzN_WYIZMs

Do you think you can understand them the first time you listen to the song?

>>242
Are there people with their accents British in your place, Ringo chaaan?

>>243
Ringo chan left us alone. I feel like singing a sad song now.

But good luck with your homework, Ringo chan.

>>247
♪Yu-yake koyake-de higakurete,
Ya-mano oterano kaneganaru.....
Karasu-to issho-ni kaerimasho~~

>>249
Lol. Kind of sad.
But I have a sadder than sad song in mind.
Here it goes...
Sayonara Sayonara Sayonara aahhh
Mousugu soto wa shiroooi fuyuuuu♪

>>250
LOL~~~

>>242
Hmm... British films with understandable accents... I'm not much of an
expert on British cinema (because a lot of it is terrible), but most
movies by Film4 have leading actors with 'proper' English accents. If
you don't mind older movies, the further back you go, the more pronounced
the English seems to be. Every japanese girl I've spoken to seems to
bring up Hugh Grant movies in conversation, and though I'm sick of him,
his is a good accent to listen to, if you want to hear English without much
of a challenge. There are the Hammer Horror movies from the 1950s and 60s,
which use quite theatrical and dramatic English. As >>244 says, Monty
Python is quite a well known part of our culture too, and you have a mixture
of both higher-class English and more common English in their shows and movies.
I'll try and list some specific movies tomorrow or something, though.

>>246
Ah, Kings of Leon, a group from Tennessee, I believe. The accent wasn't
really very hard to understand, but it's a bit disarming, because you
expect American-English, but it sounds (to me, at least) like it has
French undertones.

>>250
Wasn't that one by Off Course in the late 70s? Bit of a contrast to
one telling kids to go home...

>>252
>Off Course in the late 70s
omg, you got it right!
It's a sad love song. I singled it out partly because it a winter song as well. lol

I suppose you're a learner of Japanese. You know more about Japan than I expected.

Ah, I thought wrong.

I remember a friend of mine from texas didn't even know the band's name,
while another one who is Japanese and grew up in the uk said the band was awarded there,
so my momory was mingled..

>>242
"Prick Up Your Ears", "Priest", "Bent", "Oscar Wilde" just to name to a few.
There are so many great movies worth a peep to experience a deep part of
British culture. Don't judge, they are good films!
And "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Such a crazy party musical.
This one kind of resembles this thread in some ways.

>>255
The first 3 of your recommendation seem to be difficult to obtain
in Japan...
Thanks very much for the info. though.

Hey, someone talk to me...

I wish I knew which words (like "colour", "armour") have "u" in GB English.

Haha, that's kind of funny. Why do you want to know that?
And you could probably find a list of words spelled differently in British English pretty easily on Google.

There are also words that mean different things in GB than in the US.

>>260
Anything interesting or funny among them that you can think of?

>>261
fag
US->gay
UK->cigarette

Ringo chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!
Come back to me!

But it's 5am in Toronto...

>>262
Can you light my fag? lol

Don't be silly.
Your fart smells bad.

>>260
Momentarily: "After a short moment" vs "For the duration of a short moment."

good morning guys!!!!
just note that i changed my name. i changed it because everyone calls me so.
im really sorry that i change my name so much..
please dont get confused!!!!
my name was 1)from canada..
2)messages from canada
now)Ringo Chan

>>244 >>252 >>255
thank you terribly much for giving me lots of answers!
i will watch some of them during the holidays, for sure.

>>247 >>248 >>263
i didnt know i was such a popular girl...lol
well, its now 7:30 in the morning here, so i can talk to you guys again!

Ringo chan's finally back. (^O^)
I'm here because you are here.

Did you change your clothes yet? What are you wearing?

Ringo Chan is a man, actually.

>>270
Don't be stupid, pervert. You're just hoping against hope that she's a male
because you're a yaoi fan girl. She's not what you think she is.

Ringo chan's cheek is fine. (Don't say you wanna lick it.)

Ringo chan, I guess you are in a relationship and your bf is giving you a hard time.
Why him? I think there are more suitable boy than he is for you.

You're such a cheerful girl that you already have a place in my heart. Ehehe.

>>269
how sweet you are! haha
ya i changed my clothes already.
why do you wanna know what im wearing? does it matter so much??

>>270
well, i am actually a girl.
i know there are many "tsuri(means fishing in japanese..)" in 2ch,
but i dont do it!

>>271
Shut up, you fatass neet.
I need to keep the horny hentai like you off of Ringo chan
so that only I can monopolise her cheeks.
Your arse stinks like a rotten apple.

>>273
Well, it's embarassing. I just wanted to know it.
Please don't agonize meeeeee. lol

Sweater? Or just a T shirt?

>>271 >>274
hey guys, why dont you just stop talking like this?
i mean, this is a pretty boring conversation for the people
who are not interested in who i am. dont you think so

>>276
Oh don't worry, cuz we are enjoying ourselves.
btw, what are you doing here? You have no school?

>>276
Ok, if Ringo chan says so, on my side..
I just wanted to protect you, but he(>>274) wants to match me in declaring
love for you.

>>275
sweater, for sure! its too cold for just a t-shirt....haha

>>277
its saturday today! give me a break from tons of assignments!!!!! lolll

>>278
thank you for saying that you guys love me!!
its funny...no boys seem to be interested in me in actual world,
but im considered as a "cheerful" and "cute" girl in the internet...

>>279
YOU BAD GIRL!
Go back to the library right now! Or we'll make your cheeks reder!

Ringo chan wears a white sweater with red apples on the chest! So cute!
Did you turn a gas heater on? I think gas price is higher than usual.
It's expensive now!

>>280
I want to rub your cheek with my both hands to make sure your cheeks are
protected against the horrible cold air of Canada.

So you're not in a relationship now? I'm in luck... *blush*

>>281 >>282
YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

my house's heater isnt a gas heater. its called..."central......"..something.
i dont remember what its called!! we also use a wood stove.
gas heater is way too small for houses in cananda.

>>281
I don't want her to go. I don't mean her homework should be left unfinished, yet
it's nicer for her to be with me (or you too).

>>284
Furnace? or something like that?

So your cheeks are safe for now.

>>283
no im not in a realtionship right now.

hmm..this is the new way of getting boyfriends/girlfriends, eh?
meet through the internet and fall in love!!!!!! what a new-type romance it is!!!

>>286
i suppose thats what it is!! furnace!!!
my cheeks are just fine, thanks. hahaha

>>285
Agreed. Even if she is to get an F and deported, she should stay with us for now.

>>287
What's the temperature outside? Snowing?
Remember that your cheeks belong to us.

This is the bestest news I've heard this year.
Ringo chan is a free agent now!

I should kick my rival out at first...

No, I'm not the type of person who can't share this enjoyment with you.
Let's have fun talking with her. Hehehe~~~

Ringo chaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Love.

>>289
oohhhh please hope that i will get a good mark, for gods sake!! lol

its like -20celsius degrees, and not snowing. cloudy.

>>292
Nearly 30 degrees celcius worth of difference from my place.
I can make an easy assumption that even in your house, you feel cold..

>>292
-20C?? How can you stay alive in that condition?
Don't go out today, ok? Your cheeks will be ruined in two seconds outside.
What's your major, if you don't mind me asking?

>>293
well, as you pointed out, it is a little chilly. just a little, though!
so your town is about +10degrees? sounds really warm....!
where do you live? japan??

>>295
Yep, in Japan. To be a little more exact, yesterday it's +12~13 degrees celcius in the afternoon.
So -20 sounds umbelievable cold to me. Let yourself make a hot apple tea, Ringo chan.

>>294
hahaha, im just used to it.
thanks for caring about me so much!
well, im in a high school now, so we dont have "major" and that stuff.
but i mostly take art courses.
im in gr.12 now, so i can take whatever i want except for english, and
science and/or co-op!!

Is it only me? But I have a problem. The page I was forwarded to
says 人大杉. No way is it happening in a board like this! I don't think
so many people post here.

>>296
hmm.......let me take a guess which town you live.
is it in south?....kagoshima??

>>299
Not in south. lol
Southan part of Japan is probably a bit more hotter.
But it's cold in the night - about +3~5 DC.

>>297
YOU ARE NOT EVEN 'BARELY LEGAL' YET!!
Okay. So you are interested in art.
Do you paint? or do other stuff?

>>297
You bad girl, Ringo chan!
high school girls aren't supposed to wear make-ups! Jst kiding. lol
I thought you were over 20. You're far younger than I expected.

What should i do about it. Just grow uuuup!!

>>300
i see.

>>301
hahahahaha too bad!!!! wait until i get older!!!!
i paint, draw, act, sing, and play the piano.

>>302
and you too. just wait until i grow up!! lol

Let's invent a time machine, go several years forward and I want
to see what's in store for us, Ringo chan.
I'm sure we'll be sitting next to each other, smiling and laughing. lol

Keep in mind that the reason we'll laugh together years forward is because
we share a lot from now on, ok?

>>303
wow, it sounds like you're multi-talented.
You should make a new genre of performance, like an
acting painter who can sing and play the piano simultaneously.
You would make a revolution to the scene.

Do you watch J-dramas or variety shows on the internet, Ringo chan?
It might be a stereotype, but it's likely to happen that Japanese people
living abroad know more about Japanese stuff than those in Japan. lol

>>305
sweet!!!
how can you think of such sweet words?

>>306
hahaha, sounds crazy!!!!!!!!
it would sure make a revolution!!!!

-20°C is pretty cold. Though if there is absolutely no wind -50°C is fine too.

>>307
no, i dont watch japanese tv shows..
its really funny, but my chinese friends know about japanese
dramas and singers more than me!!!!!

I wish we had snow and stuff. The first and last time I saw snow this
year was last Saturday, while sitting in a café. It was raining, then
it turned to snow for about ten minutes, then rain again. There's
still time...

>>308
Not so sweet. lol
I just wanted to convey what I had in mind.
We're not so serious yet, but hope you don't take it as just a joke,
since a bright future is waiting for us.. *blush*

Hehehe, you don't watch J-shows? Yay, that means I have a good oppotunity to use
to amuse you with crazy Japanese stuff. lol
You probably don't even know about HG and Kojima Yoshio. Crazy & funny guys.

>>309
-50 degrees celsius as an actual temparature?!
well, yea, if there is no wind, it would be fine...but still, sounds freezing!!

>>312
i know about HG. he is the "hard gay" and always screams, "whooooooof!!!!"
right? lol
but i have no idea who kojima yoshio is. is he a comedian?

>>313
It is possible in Siberia. The good thing is that the weather is mostly windless. But if you don't wear a hat, your ears will become red and big after you go to warm room.

>>312
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST OＮ A CHARGE OF RINGO MOLESTATION

>>314
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbyaQkart0g

You'll be also under arrest for watching this kojima yoshio clip.

hahaha, I'm under arrest for saying I like Ringo chan?

Well, I'm a prisoner of love (just a figure of speech), though...

>>313
is that right?! wow...what an amazing country russia is...!
i think your ears will get hypothermia and useless if you dont wear a hat!!!

>>316
ooo...im under arrest now..lol
thank you very much for posting the video clip!
i watched it, and he was...weird.lollll
"sonnano kankei nee! sonnano kankei nee!! hi, oppappee!!!"
the song just remains in my ear!!!!hahaha

We are all prisoners of love! Thousands of miles of electric cables make us closer to each other, but also imprison us!

Yeah, I agree. He's a weardo. lol

WTF...lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRw5sGu40_g&feature=related

>>318
Actually, he's a pretty smart guy that graduated from Waseda University.
and quite different from other ippatsu geinin for sure,
though no one knows how much longer his media exposure will last.

I'm not sure if I want to be one of the inmates who get too intimate with each other in prison...

With Japanese subtitles.

ROFL!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRB5j9SXZl0&NR=1

>>321
LOL!!
"PERO PERO PE-E-RO!" sounds great.

>>321 >>313
omg this spanish weirdo is so funny!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!

>>322
seriously? waseda university?!wow.....
i like smart comedians(like Hikaru Ohta of Bakushomondai) because
they are usually funny.(well, Ryo Fukawa is not so funny though..lol)

>>325
Yea, Ohta Hikaru has a really keen and sharp sense of humor.
I like purely stupid stuff made with a twist of intelligence too.

Okay, Ringo. I'll hit the bed. You have a nice day and stay warm.
Night!

>>261
Wow, i can't believe I posted and then forgot.
Yes, there's "fag," which means "cigarette" in British English,
and is a mean name for "gay man" in American.
Also, please don't say "spotted dick" if you're in America.

There are some that are somewhat confusing.
For example, British and American English have a difference between
the words "cookie" and "biscuit."

What Americans call "gas (gasoline)" British call "petrol."
An American "pick-up truck" is a British "lorry."

>>327
Even though 'spotted dick' is a dessert in the UK, you'll still get
a few sniggers ("snickers" if you're American - apparently it sounds
too much like a racist remark) if you ask for it. It's pretty disgusting
anyway.

Petrol is a derivative of 'petroleum'; when we (in the UK) say 'gas', we
mean it in terms of gaseous fuel, such as the natural gas used on stoves.

>>326
nighty night!!!! have a wonderful dream...

Hello, all! It's soon Christmas, and Lucia day was two days ago :-3
Yes, Lucia as in Saint Lucia (Saint "Lucy"), the Italian saint.
Pretty gruesome and violent tale, really. The light aspect to that
saint is quite appealing to us up here in the cold north... And so
every 13th december she brings light to us in the darkness.

Have a Lucia song
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0FyZqNp5Q

And a violent Weird Al Christmas song:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7iKRAnJ6u3M&feature=related

Bye all (^-^)/~

Ｔｈｉｓ ＳＵＲＥ
ＳＯ ｄｉｆｆｅｃｕｒｔｆｏｒ ｍｅ！Ｂｕｔ ｖｅｒｙ Intresting.

Please come to my blog by searching "onanie_show2000".
Most of my erocital novels are written in Japanese, but
I am translating them into English little by little.

I am Pen！

[email protected]

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

Morining, Ringo chan. <3333

>>334
Welcome to Pen Island!

Ringo chan, smile.

Ringo chan is probably sleeping now.
Wait untill she gets up.

RINGO RULES!!

>>339
I do.

>>340
She does! She's really hot, even though she lives in a cold place!
And she's caring as well.
<3 Ringo chan <3

I need to convince. I'm really into pokeero. I'm feeling like a dirty pervert!

morning, guys!!!
is anyone up????

Hmm.. I've forgotten how many hours GMT+ this board runs on.

Ah. 9. Right..

*yawn* -_-;;
Some coffee would probably be good, or a 10 minute nap and then some
coffee.

Is anyone else around?

im here!!!!:p

Hi, Ringo Chan (^-^)/
May I inquire as to where on Tellus you're located?

Tellus, Terra, Gaia, Earth, whatever. This planet. ^-^

hi k-tan!
im in ontario, canada.
what about you??

Neat. Sweden. Soo, you're.... GTM-8? or -7?

k-tan is flirting with Ringo chan! Maybe something romantic will come from
this!

We can dream.

>>351
my place is GTM-14, i guess....not sure. hahaha

>>352
hahahaha, maybe!!!!!! lolll

I want to study Dermany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Germany DATTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>352
Flirting? Ahaha... Wishful thinking? I'm missing my significant other
too much to flirt. I'm glad I'll at least get to visit during at new
years eve. Tip: Never get into a long-distance relationship if you can
help it. :-/

>>353
...bwuh, what? Manitoba is CET-7, CET = GMT+1
Doesn't Ontario neighbour to Manitoba?

>>354-355
Don't you mean German?
Or do you mean German History? Geography? Culture?
I need to continue studying German :-/ Stopped doing that for too long,
and now I barely remember.

>>358
Language Germany OK !!!

>>359
Heh ^-^ Sehr gut? Warum wollen Sie das machen?
I hope that wasn't too garbled...

>>356
I hear you there. After two of those, I said to myself "never again".
And now I'm considering it again...

Anyway, how's the weather over there?

Oh... and Toronto's -5 GMT. Have to be careful when calling my sisters
to make sure I don't accidentally call at 4am or something.

>>k-tan
o, are you in a long-distance relationship?

ya, ontario is next to manitoba.
sorry, i mixed up time-difference of japan and GMT!!!!!argh...
okay..i searched in wikipedia! GMT in ontario is -5! im pretty sure this time! lol

>>361
The weather here today is.... Gray. And cool. :-/
A friend of mine wound up in a long-distance relationship with a bloke in
England, after a month or two he moved in with her here in Sweden o_o;;
I'm not sure if I should call her lucky or if that was too soon.

>>361
arghhhhhhhh!!
you said the gmt while i was looking up wiki!!!!

>>362
Yep, Sweden -> England/Germany
My s.o. is German, but studies in London.
And it's okay, I mixed up something as basic as plus and minus signs.
Mmmm, dementia... Nah. Though I reckon some coffee or tea would do
me good.

>>365
derrr.. I mean I got something as basic as plus and minus signs mixed up.
That sounds too odd.

>>365-366
really?...ive never been in a long-distance realtionship, because i know
i cant stand it....hmm..
i suppose you are really strong(mentally) woman.

>>363
I hope they're still getting along well, since that's quite dedicated!
Was considering moving overseas for the last one, until... anyway,
ignorance can be bliss, but other times it can just be naïveté.

Grey and cool... that could be here too! It's the first time in a few
weeks that the temperature has actually dropped to below freezing, though.

>>364
I'm so sorry! Please don't kill me!
One thing I don't miss about living in Ontario are the ice storms...

>>359
Have some crazy quasi-German songs:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZ3XlpJqPt0 "Global Fussball OK"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2A3kMTZwSQ8 "Achtung X-mas"
> "Wo ist mein Paket ?"
> "Was für ein Paket ?"
> "Mein Paket !"
> "Kein Paket ! HOHOHOHO HOHOHOHOHO!"
x3

>>368
Well, I've been told it's a bit problematic, as he's unemployed so far,
and him not contributing to the rent, as well as always being at home
( = no time for her to herself), is starting to get to her. They get
along fine otherwise. They've got pretty similar values in most aspects.
Ice storms? Ouch. I'm glad I've never experienced anything like that.

>>367
Wise choice. I wouldn't really call myself strong. I'm just the type of
person who wouldn't be in a relationship otherwise. Being in a
relationship just for the sake of being with anyone is too much of a
hassle for me, so I get involved with people because there already is
something there, rather than that I think something could develop.
And since I don't limit that to IRL, I wind up with LDRs sometimes. :-/
Which I put up with only because since it generally takes a lot for me
to consider having a serious relationship with someone. Even though I've
made a few bad judgment calls in the past.

Hmm.. Late lunch. I'll be back in a bit.

>>370
It's good to see there are other people who feel a relationship is
something meaningful, and not something to share with just anyone.
And, of course, it's only human to make mistakes sometimes, but at
least we have the capacity to learn from them. Most of the time, anyway.

Anyway, more German music.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4YWh4ie_0RI

>>368
haha, thats ok! dont worry i wouldnt kill you!!!
ooooo ive never had an icestorm yet...i hope i will get non..
what i hate here is strong winds in the winter, and freezing rain!!!!

>>369
i dont undertand what they are saying, but i absolutely love their video!!
those are very interesting and funny.

Ringo chan<3
How're you today?

I saw a figure skating competition on TV. Probably you know about Asada Mao, right?
She was in the second place.

>>374
hi there!!!!!
im feeling pretty good today, but also a little pressred...
i have an essay to write by tomorrow!

yes, i have heard her name.>asada mio.
wow, she must be a great skater!!!!!!!

>>373
Heh. ^-^
They tend to mix English with German a lot. But yeah, I'm glad I
understand what they say :-D
Stuff like that is one of the few times I actually get some use for the
languages I've studied, even though I barely know them anymore.
French, for instance. Would be pretty sad to not get Eddie Izzard's
multilingual rants. :-D

>>372
Ahaha... I wish I could remermber where I could find that Japanese
fanimutation of Moskau...
This would be a good place to ask someone what some of it means.
Tyskarna från Lund isn't really German, though. They just sing
partially in German. ^-^
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyskarna_fr%C3%A5n_Lund

And aaah! Bumbibjörnarna! I miss that show :-3 Nostalgia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=caxZfX0jt-w The intro I'm used to.

>>375
How many pages you should write?
Good luck, Ringo chan!<3

Your cheeks today are safe?

Yep, Asada Mao was in the 6th position before performing today's free program.
Her score was about 191 points, but too bad, she couldn't win the championship.
Kim Yuna (from S.K.), the defending champion, won again.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MbbxOUfFjyo Swedish Darkwing Duck intro. Heh...

Um, we're under arrest now. hehehe~~
Let's break the prison and run away, Ringo chaan. lol

I know you are too busy finishing up the homework to care how much thought I give
to you, Ringo chan, but I'm the kind of person who's patient and waits for you to come.

So take care of yourself and have a sip of apple tea so that you feel warm inside~~

>>375
Oh? What's the essay about?

>>377
Hah, the Swedish version. Got a techno remix of that somewhere...
Anyway, the Japanese version, just for courtesy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7RGx7Ecqy8g

As for Moskau, the only parody animation I've seen for it is...
http://www.ztv.ne.jp/kawarada/moskau2.swf

>>376
Just wondering... are you learning French too, since you're in Canada?
In which case, aimes-tu les fromages bleu?

Probably, how to keep your cheeks healthy and make them slight red/pink?
Or more seriously, about illegal immigrants? That topic may be too sensitive, though.

>>378 >>380 >>381
about 2-3, or more. thank you so much for wishing me a good luck!
sorry that i cant reply you guys fast enough...
its snowing outside today, but its warm inside!!!
my cheeks are fine.haha

>>382
the essay is a comprison essay of a novel "the brave new world" and
a film "gattaca".
i also have to read "nineteen eighty-four", and answer the comprehension
questions...

id love to continue talking with you guys, but ive got
too much things to do today. sorry.
i think i will be able to be back on wednesday or so.
talk to you later!!!!!! love!

>>379
Oh i remember watching that as a kid.

And it's fucking hot out side. Goddamn Florida.

>>385
No problem. Good to hear you're warm.

1984? I think I've heard of that name before, though I haven't read it
myself..

Anyway, talk to you on wednesday, Ringo chan!

>>383
Thanks, and ah, that's the one, I think. ^-^

>>385
Oh, interesting. I loved the movie Gattaca, still haven't read
Brave New World though -_-;;
1984's pretty interesting, and a bit more focused than the soviet book
that inspired it, We. Just my opinion, though. I should re-read both at
some point. Would you mind sharing the essay with us after you've
submitted it? Good luck though... A day is usually too little time for
me, I like to put away written essays for a few days and then have a
look at it with fresh eyes.

>>386
Humid too?

>>387
Haha, [R]ingo [C]han's [L]over?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QE61Bz7IHKg Lovely old song, lovely video.

Hmm, gotta go. Bye, all (^-^)/~

（ ^ิ౪^ิ）< OOOH! Ringo-chan!

>>389
OMG, you got it right. lol

>>391
See you.

>>392
Eeeek. The emoticon looks really scary. lol

>>388
Oddly no, seeing as how it was raining and we even had tornado warnings
last night.

Actually the wind is still making a lot of noise outside and seeing as
how tornados are my one weakness this may be my last post here.

I'm gonna go hide in the bathroom now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90luWQk6-SY

"Yaaaa Waaaaayy!!
Pinch pen de fue yaaaa!!!"

Funny stuff...lmao

hey you guys!!!
how r u doing??

All these silly names.
You must have big egos.

rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto hides somewhere...

>>398
Maybe he is try to find that person that say `Russian is stupid`,
to give to KGB.

>>399
Maybe he said something wrong and KGB seized him?

According to a credible yet unconfirmed source, he has been finally sent to Siberia
by his enraged rich father, due to his repeated failure to pass the exam last week.
Supposedly, he is now retaking a basic Japanese course in detention facilities there
w/o internet or J-anime.

>>401
I think he will not last more than 2 weeks there. Without his animation
he will surely kill himself.

INTERNET WILL END SOON! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF THIS CONSPIRACY!!

>>401-402
I loled...

Ringo has become the center of this thread. Witout her, no one is
motivated to write anything.

I am Mikan.
Please write to me.

Can anyone, please, explain what is a story behind Ore (The Unemployed Virgin) and Mageres?

Japanese girls are whores that spread their legs easily to all races except for Blacks.

Also, the holocaust is zionist BS.

http://www.onethirdoftheholocaust.com

hmm
come on

Now we have hatemongers and gay pædophiles in the thread again. It
almost feels complete now.

You can speak in Japanese.

Icannot English,
May I join?

Oh, come on, you can English if you try.

I ate egg rice, what do you have tonight？

what's egg rice?

How many times do I have to warn you morons SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US?

I'm going to have a flying spagetti monster tonight.

What does it mean, flying spaghetti monster?
I've never heard about it.

what is it like to eat flying spaghetti?

Hard, you nerd.

It is Japanese TONCIH. Can you solve this question？

Does flying spaghetti monster have tentacles?

I'm going to shopping! Did I also mention that I'm a level 7B at NOVA?

>>724
I don't care about and don't know Nova's evaluation system of your ENglish
proficiency.

Dear 2ch,
I am thinking of starting of cult. What crazy things should I make
my followers worship?

>>426
What about natural boobs.
Your followers should worship big boobs but natural ones.
I'm fed up with silicon enhanced boobs. So maybe it's a good idea to
traget teenagers' boobs who can't afford cosmetic surgery.

Worshipping natural boobs make the world better place cause world nowadays
are full of fake and bogus things. Natural is the key. So lets go to
high school with shotguns and gather girls with big boobs in the gym,
taking them as hostages nad let's chant "Natural boobs rule the world!"

So when is the X day? I need to get a ticket to USA.
Do I need to get my haircut before I go to US? I want to look good
on CNN when they the air school hostage case.

Sorry did I say NOVA? I meant GEOS, urm ECC, ahh AEON, what
the hell, who am I kidding? I just want to learn some correct
English and not pay more than 500 yen per lesson(ケチ日本人).
Did I also mention that I also hope to be proficient after 10
lessons and then stop taking classes?

>>427
We must have dedicated scholars and holy men to research boobs first. It would
be terrible if we planned an attack, and lay siege to a high school with nary a
natural big boob in sight.

>>428
This board is better than NOVA ever was at teaching English. At least
the people here (apart from the Russian) are not here just for picking
up girls.

>>429
Maybe you've got a point there.
What about making a cult that's always thinking about what cult you should make, then?
I'd call it Indesicive Cult.

We should make a cult where everyone worship the goddess Ringo Chan!
I want to be priest!

How are you going to get the followers?

>>430
Hey! Hey! What did you say about russians? We will come all over your place for this!
Also, there were two russians: rosiajin and I.

This thread is dedicated to Adolf Hitler, whose glorious
cause still lives in the hearts of millions.
We are everywhere. The followers of the Reich, we'll never
surrender! Heil Hitler forever!

>>434
Sorry, I know there's another hard-working Russian here. When we say
the Russian in context of being a japanese girl-chaser, we know it's
rosiajin. Unless you want to marry a japanese girl too?

>>436
Oh, I see.
Rosiajin the Russian. Rosiajin the Girl-chaser.

http://s2.muryo-de.etowns.net/~china/ http://hk.geocities.com/ennet369/

From the IMF World Economic Outlook ( www.econstats.com/weo/V016.htm )
for percentage changes in GDP per capita, at current prices between 1996
and 2006. A basket of 15 developed countries/mature economies (European,
North American, and Antipodean) have all grown by an average of around
57 percent. Even the laggard, Germany, grew by nearly 23 percent.
Japan, meanwhile, shrank by 1.47 percent. Since Japan's neighbors, China
and South Korea, have grown by 131.9 percent and 51.3 percent respectively,
Japan's future as the leader of Asia is in jeopardy.

>>439
That means Japan reached the top and there is nowhere further to go.

Then again Hollywood lags behind Korea.
Live version of Dragon Ball?
Korea acheived it long before.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/textsite/archives/50172112.html
Hokutonoken(Fist of the North Star), Street Fighters,
The list goes on...　
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2_m1Xff_DM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COIvThlpPHY

Hollywood always take after korean idea and
imitate it.

Surprisingly, Dragon Ball is originally korean production. Jap anese stole it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7gZXj-EKEg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLOXW1C9X44
You can also see Maginger Z(japanese name for tekon V).

The world knows Korean always take after Japan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3blJGlihxlU
Can you believe this? this is "cool" nakata
back then! LOL

And we can cleary hear nakata's strong accent of rural area.

help i need somebody
help not just anybody
help you know i need someone
help
when i was younger so much younger than today
i never needed anybody's help in any way

Austria can not have a sea. Why does(did) it have navy?

Maybe austria-hungary empire?
Hitler was not happy about that situation.

What's stuffed in boobs of girls?
Hope? Peace? Comfort?
NO! It's full of greed and/or avaris inside that also makes males greedy.
Girls want to make their boobs as huge as they can do, while boys want
to knead huge boobs if possible. That's what we call greedy.
Boobs are the epitome of ugly greed.

>>447
Boobs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Breast_anatomy_normal_scheme.png
Fat and glands. Larger boobs usually contains mostly fat and a little glands,
but sometimes more glands. That usually depends on genes. Smaller breasts
usually contain a smaller percentage of fat and higher percentage of glands.
The point of boobs is mainly to produce milk for babies. In some cultures
female chests are culturally as asexual as male chests, and other areas are
seen as more sexual. For instance in some cultures you can show your boobs as
much as you want, nobody will care, however if you wear pants it will cause
an outrage because that'd outline the crotch, as opposed to a long, bulky
skirt. Another fun fact, in the medieval ages in Europe a woman's ankles
were seen as sexual and arousing. If I recall correctly a woman's neck is
seen as very erotic in Japan, no?
But yes.. You probably want to get more acquaintanced with
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin#Actions_of_oxytocin_within_the_brain

Hmm.. I need to go now. See you all later.

>>448
Why have you been absent all along?

>>448
I don't need such information.
All I need is your boobs. Of course I don't know whether it's big or small, though.

I care big or small

I like small boobs.

I once heard a song that described my feelings on boobs.

ぺたん　ぺたん　つるぺたん
ぺたん　ぺたん　つるぺたん
ぺたん　ぺたん　もちぺたん
ぺたん　ぺたん　むねぺたん

die, lolicon

k-tan is just jealous of girls with big boobs.
so she slanders big boobs.

Does 4ch have their senyo-browser?

>>449
Since after summer: Depression and worries, mainly.
My boyfriend is having problems.

>>450
I think I might have mentioned my bra size like 50 or more
thread parts ago. Doesn't really matter, though. I'm not gonna
mail my boobs off to you. I've grown rather fond of them you see.
You should have asked me ten or seven years ago. I would have
been far more keen on parting with them, or at least most of them.
Now I think I'll just keep them as they are.

>>454
I beg your pardon? Where have I spoken ill of any size boobs?

>>455
4-ch? It's too small for that, mainly.

I think I'll grab a painkiller and go sleep. I'm have a headache
and I'm far too sleepy. -_-

>>456
Don't think, feel. No reasoning.
Big boobs are good. That's all.
You try to ascribe BIG boob's allure to acquired habit like education,
culture, brain washing. It doesn't depends on the conditions like
the time of age, place, etc.
Big boob's allure is natural, inborn, instinctive and (real) God's decision.

my bra size like 50 or more
thread
................50 inches!??? Your boy friend must have been smothered
by yours.

I miss you, Ringo chan.. T_T

What is that "senyo-browser" mentioned by >>455

you guys were talking about boobs while i was away..again!! lol
i want to know how to make boobs bigger..........*tears*

>>388
yea Gattaca is such a great movie...i would like to read the novel version!
Brave New World was really good, but i didnt really like the ending..
im not gonna tell you why, though!
well, i hoped i could finish my essay in one day, but it was
impossible for me......hmm..but im pretty sure i can finish it by tomorrow!!
!!

>>389
wow!!!!!!!!!!! i didnt even notice...hahahaha!

>>392
you creepy bastard! lol

so.......i will be back on friday, or i might be able to use computer
at school tomorrow!! ttyl!!

>>461
How are you and Miyavi-kun doing?

Ringo Chan=school girl ?
miyavi is a dead copy of hide.
and hide is a crap.
a crap of a crap. LOL

>>460
I'm not 455 but let me tell you what I know about it.
It's a browser made specifically to browse 2ch. There are several types
of them and you can download them free of charge.

I don't use none of them but as far as I know, they give you
far more comfortable 2ch browsing experience than Internet Explore or
other browsers. That's the benefit 2channelers can get from them.

On a technical note, 2ch browsers help reduce traffic problem of
2ch servers. To many access to 2ch servers from common browsers are the
cause of traffic problems but if you access to 2ch servers from a 2ch
browser, that works in favor of traffic problem. That's server friendly
as far as I know.

>>464
So in essence, the senyo-browser is similar to the 4Chan plugin for Firefox? Adding features to make a better browser experience and so on?

(I am not >>460 )

>>465
Hmm... Sorry. I don't know exactly.
As I said, I haven't used none of 2ch browsers.

I thought 2ch browsers are not plugins or add-ons or anything like
that. I thought they are the ones made from scratch and work as
a browser, not doing just supplementary jobs like plug-ins or addons.
I'm not a tech savvy in the least so I don't know how diffcult it is
to make a browser from scratch. If it's extremely difficult, then 2ch
browsers are just plug-ins.

But as long as they call themselves 2ch browsers, then they mught be
browsers themselves not plug-ins. (By the way, senyo means exclusive use
or solo use. So senyo-browser means a browser used for a solo use which is
to browse 2ch.)

I heard there are skillful an talented people in some programing or PC
related boards in 2ch. So it might not too difficult for them to make
browsers. Actually most prevailing p to p file sharing software
in Japan called Winny was made by a 2channeler. He made it on his own
being given feedbacks from other 2channelers in a programing realted board
in 2ch.

I can't help but being amazed that 4channelers made the 4chan plugin for
Firefox. Firefox allows every possible expanded features to be added
to it. Amazed both by 4channelers and Firefox.

>>463
yeah, as soon as Ringl-chan appeared on this thread, long-absent
k-tan showed up.
They must have talked off-line to fool us all!

>>463&>>467
What're you two talking about?
How should they talk offline by the way?
First of all, they are living in completely different contries respectively,
as far as I know.

And not that I know much about K-tan like how long
she was away from here or how long you people had contacts with her,
anyways, I don't think there's any problem whether Ringo chan and K-tan
are friends or not.

Ringo chan is a school girl. No question about it.
Personally, I wished she was over 20, though. lol
But that's become already no problem for me.
She is spunky and cheerful so I like her a lot. No one is allowed to stand in our way.
I hereby declare that I'll protect her cheeks no matter what.
Probably she's my would-be partner... I hope...I wish...

>>461
Ringo chan's back! ^o^ and then gone. T_T

>*tears*
Let me apply a hankerchief upon your eyes. lol

Beware, 2chers.
You're fooled into believing K-tan and Ringo chan actually live somewhere in this world.
But you are wrong. I suspect they don't exist. They are auto-posters that respond to your comments
automatically by some computer program.

my senyo-brouwser(Jane)
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6372/20071220132349ug0.jpg

We don't have Taiwanese people here?
I'd love to talk with them.

Knee-how?

>>468
>Ringo chan is a school girl. No question about it.

In your own words, you admit Ringo-chan is a school girl, LOL~~

You guys are mixed up.
One is talking about a girl whose handle name was a school girl, the other
is talking about a girl (Ringo chan) who seems to go to school.

>>475
You are naive.

>>476
Are you from Taiwan?

我非台湾人。

This is only for Ringo chan. <3
Hope our love will grow and take shape like this tree.

<3
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<33333
<3333333
<333333333
<33333333333
<3333333333333
<333333333333333
<33333333333333333
>:3

Oops..
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　　　　　　<33333333
　　　　　<33333333333
　　　　<33333333333333
　　　<33333333333333333
　　<33333333333333333333
　<33333333333333333333333
>:3

Nooo lol
　　　　　　　　<3
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　　　　　　<33333333
　　　　　<33333333333
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>>479-481
wwwwwwww

　　　　　　　　.<3
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↑this is better

yeah!

>>471
Good job.

>>486
Copy catter!

where is bernardo?

>>479
You really like Ringo. lololol

I think Ringo sucks.
I prefer Paul.

The name Ron Paul is like double first name fucking bitch?

Will you buy japanese edition of Rape of Nanking?

What are you talking about?
Japanese edition of what?

of the book by ms. Chang. I read in the news, that translation of that book in japanese is now on sale!

haha, that was a big joke

Oh, book. ok thank you.
I don't give a crap, though.
Rape of Nanking thing is a bogus myth created solely to condemn Japan.

Japanese people dont want to admit crimes that they committed in the past! lol

The Ringo is a lie.

>>497
You put celf photos on here insisting it's yours.
Tell me the truth. Those are not your photos but the ones you found on
the net, right? If you insist those were self shooting photo,
then shoot yuorself again with your toungue stick out or with your eyes
looking at the ceiling. If you acceptone of these requests and put
your photo again here, I believe those were yours.

>>499
these photos were my. But I dont want to shoot myself again. Why would I do it? lol

btw today I passed one checkup in Uni and failed 2.
these were history of medieval times and math. methods in history. lol

Our teacher of medieval times gave us a list of 21 books that we have to read for the checkup
it is madness. each one of that books is about 300-500pages. 21x400 = 8400 pages.
in other words we have to read about 8000 pages. madness.

>>440

Except Down. Way down. Japan is spiraling down and will soon crash

If those photos were yours then you are really ugly. lol
You boasted how attractive you are but you are a total lier.
You looked like a boy who become a target of bullying.
Maybe you've never seen yourself reflected in a mirror.
If you think you are attractive, then go to mental clinic.

Because the internets have no women. Simply I believe that you are a
lonley otaku looking to become som kind of internet idol. Most likely
your plan would work too, because that are always 1000 angry virgins on 2-ch
who would follow you to death.

Because you are a lonly otaku, who wants to become an internet idol.
It'd probably work too, because there are always 1000 angry internet
virgins on 2-ch who will defend anything they believe has a vagina.

>>504
post your photos then.

Mind you those were most likely boosted off of some other girl's
myspace, hence this "girl" could be much uglier.

>>505
And you are the captain of them, sir!

>>507
What's the logic?
When I say you are unattractive, I have to show my own self photo?
That doesn't make sense.

these photos were selfshoot I look bad on them. I look much better in real life.

ואנחנו עדיין מחכים לטיטס

I think rosiajin is attractive.
I can fuck her before breakfast!

I like girls with their cheeks slight red/pink.
And if they are kind and energetic, I'll apply to be her boyfriend.

I request photo of rosiajin with "Hello, ni-chan!" written on cheek. :3

I don't have any interest in it.
Coz my heart is full of thoughts about Ringo chan. <3

Huh, what did I miss? Where is rosiajin's photo?

>>517
Nothing much except that the fact that Ringo chan paid a visit here
to say hello. Probably she won't be back on Fryday in Canada. ^^

The stress level between the Russian government and the Britain one is going to reach the highest point soon.

Someone I know got recently 2 years UK working visa. He is probably searching for a job in UK...

He's thought to be spying on the UK. He's strongly advised to leave there.
Conflicts between those two contries will be harsh.

I'd get married to Irina Slutukaya.
She's a Russian fairy.

you find her attractive? lol

Yes, she's beauty itself.
Cute thing.

I like one japanese sportsman maybe volleyball player with deep seated eyes.

>>525
I have no idea. let me guess...

Gostu Ishimastu?

>>526
I dont remember her name. Write in kanji so I can do search on google images.

>>527
Female player. lol
I thought you meant male.

Ok, now i get it.
You probably meant this woman :
http://images.google.com/images?hl=ja&q=%E6%9D%89%E5%B1%B1%E3%80%80%E3%83%90%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC&lr=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

>>528
no she is not the one I saw. Well forget about it anyway...

Do you know what was cool in Soviet Union? Diplomatic service was cool.
Everyone have to live boring soviet life and diplomats lived abroad in
western countries and in asian countries. That is similar to the situation today in North Korea.
Everyone is living in totalitarian society except diplomats. They live abroad.

I have a pain in the stomach. I should go to the bathroom and
take a poop. Hold on.
I'll be back in a minute.

>>522
she didn't have as good a figure as even japanese skaters
like arakawa and ando.
She was like japanese as for the body structure.

rosiajin looked typical jewish otaku face in the picture.

>>519
Perhaps I should defect to Russia. Also on that topic, during my
childhood years in Ethiopia, I was friends with Kim Philby's grand-daughter.

>>512
Can anyone read Hebrew?

イギリス人, You were born as canadian and brought up
in an environment spoken in American English, weren't you?
Were you speaking american English rather than British english?

Why did you end up living in the UK and get to identify youself
as English?

merry christmas...
http://images.stage6.com/user_images/g/greensea/476aa23327f38.jpg

I loled

Have you heard ridiculous news about Dakota?

Washington DC (20 December) - A delegation representing the Lakota
Indians, who live in five Midwestern US states, has declared
independence. The delegation delivered a message to the US State
Department earlier this week, announcing that they were
unilaterally withdrawing from treaties signed with the US
government.

The Native Americans say the treaties have been repeatedly
violated by the US government "in order to steal our culture,
our land and our ability to maintain our way of life".
The delegation also visited the embassies of Bolivia, Chile,
South Africa and Venezuela and will travel overseas in the
months to come.

Around half of the territory claimed by the Lakota is in the
state of South Dakota. Representatives of the self-proclaimed
new country say they plan to issue their own passports and
driving licenses.

Why can you accuse america.
Decencants of soviet empire are more evil and it did
more atrocious thing and no compensation.

Oh, sorry. you sympathized with america.
You have much more territory which once belonged to mongoloid.

and russians are even hated by many white people.
contries around baitic sea don't like russia.
even west slavic people prefer germany to russia. ]
Ukranian want to be the part of the west. interesting.

待
持
are very similar kanji. Are there many similar kanjis in japanese?

Those are not your photos but the ones you found on
the net, right? If you insist those were self shooting photo,

Why did he have to put up a photo not so attractive?

>>542
no these are mine. I put it because I wanted to do it even if they look not so attractive.

the only way to memorize kanji is to write them, right?
that what you did in the middle school all the time?

http://asaomiwa.com/asao9.jpg
She doesn't have deep set eyes, i think.
she is a beach volley player. she is very popular here.
she gets many media attentions for her looks rather than
her skill.

these photos were my. But I dont want to shoot myself again.

I'll keep on posting your pictures again and again on upload site
and paste the links here.
then you'll have to show you are much more handsome. lol

uho!!! ii otoko!!!
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2518/yaranalv9.jpg

I wish live version of kusomiso technique.
http://actor.from.tv/k-nishimura/i-top/0kazuhiko.jpg
How about this man acting the role of the laborer.

pretty cool!!!

>>535
I was born dual-national, as my parents were different nationalities
to each other. You're right though - the school I attended in Ethiopia
was an American school, but the schools in Singapore and Germany were
British. However, the English I used (in writing) was almost exclusively
British English.

Ended up living in the UK because my father didn't really get along with
his family in Canada, and my mother's family are all here. As for identity...
nationalitywise, I still don't really fit in. When talking to someone new,
they always assume I'm a foreigner because of my accent.

>>550
are you gonna be a diplomat like your father?

>>550
Wow really........
How about conversational english?
Did(do) you spean american accent or the mix of american and british?

Your father is anglo-saxon? So in blood line you are 100% english.

>>551
Considered it... but remembering all the stress my family went through
while moving and living in dangerous areas put me off. The pay was
good, but the rewards are not worth it. I'd rather just travel for my
own leisure, rather than be sent places.

What are your plans for after graduation?

>>553
Actually I considered joining russian ministry of foreigner affairs. I want to be a diplomat, and since
I study at MSU it is possible.

IF you try, can you pretend to be a real american?

I don't know how easy or difficult it is for native speakers to imitate
another English.
It's not easy for even japanese to perfectly imitate the accents of
dialect in japanese though.

but most of the diplomats in russia come from the very prestigious school
MGIMO - moscow state institute of international relations. It is impossible to
get accepted into it because all the places are for those who paid a bribe.

Mr. Putin is the person of year according to TIME magazine. lol

>>553
If you really want to be a diplomat, do you have to go to
ox-bridge?
Are there any people with the ability of passing
ox brige who rather chose to another universites like
london universities, kicking oxbridge?

The world-best cheek award is going to be held on the eve of Christmas.

We are going to decide who's the best poster of this year in this board at the
end of this year - MVP award 2007 of the English board.

So we'd really appreciat it if you listed up candidates and cast a vote for your
favorite poster (or you can apply for the award on your own, of course)
You should be qualified for it on condition that 1) you've regularly come post here
2) you've entertained many of us and 3) you are sort of known to us (you don't have to
be so big here, though)

The one that gets awarded is allowed to use "MVP2007" to
introduce you to people on this board - great honor!

Make sure that candidates (applicants) will be listed by no later than 23.
Great honor, grand respect and MVP tagname - those are what you'll get
after you win the MVP award! Come join the final festival of this year!

I heard that learning Finnish almost hard as learning Japanese.

>>560
But an english autism genius mastered it in a week or so.

>>561
what? I didnt hear that story. Can you provide links please

Soryy not finnish, but icelandic.
Icelandic seems to be call the most difficult language in the world.

and he can speak finnish and estonian too. lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Tammet#Language_abilities

Daniel Tammet is a faggot.
Does he deserve to live?

>>559
I think "rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto" should be listed.

I vote for イギリス人.
I don't think he's an entertainer, but to my knowledge, he seems to
make it a rule to come and see what's talked about here, and his knowledge
on English as a native speaker sometimes helped enlighten people here, i think.
That's why I think he deserves mvp award. That is to say, we should
give a light on a serious-kind of person like him, well, sometimes, maybe.

Ahhh... just trying to work out Jane Style. It's useful just to be able to load it up and
go straight to the thread. Also I've been having a few problems accessing the board
due to server load... so the comment by >>464 was really helpful.

>>552
My accent has almost always been the weird mix it is today, but it can become more
pronounced either way depending if the person I am talking to also has some kind of
British or American accent. My main problem is with the word "tomato" (which I have
never said before, because I'm really not sure how I'm supposed to pronounce it). And
my bloodline isn't exactly 100% English... two of my father's grandparents were Scottish.
Other than that, though... yes.

>>555
I guess so. I'm quite good at 'faking' accents, though I try not to in daily life. Some native
speakers are good at imitation and forming words, but others aren't. I think Hugh Laurie (in
the show House) fakes his accent pretty good, but it's best to ask a real American about
that one.

>>558
Though quite a few people from Oxbridge do get into politics, there are a lot who went to
other universities. If you work hard enough or have ties to people in the profession, it helps
too.

And now I have to go check on my cooking... the water should be starting to boil right now.

>>567
Are you cooking at this hour?
Your time seems to be upside down for a person living in UK!
btw, how would you order something with Tomato-sauce at a restaurant?
Do you say, 'I want pasta with the red thing on?' or something to avoid
pronoucing tomato?
In Japan, we pronounce it as to-ma-to, similar to the British way, not
as to-mei-to, like most Americans say.

I prefer Ringo to Tomato, though. <3

I prefer Zou though.

hi, its not yet friday, but im having a break from my assignments
for a moment, so ill be here for a bit.

>>462
whos miyavi-kun??????

>>467
haha, no. k-tan and i are in two different countries, and i dont know
her contact address! 2ch, or any bbs is a great way to talk with peple
who you have never known. i love it so much!

>>470
wow, you have such a wonderful imagination! lollll

>>479-481, 483
good work, man!!!!!! haha, i received your love. thanks..lol

>>567
what have you cooked?
ohh im jealous that you can fake your accents!!!! i hate having a japanese
accent when i talk to my friends...
please, someone tell me how to reduce an accent!

where is russia-jin's picture? i wanna take a look at it!!

>>572
He looks like woody allen.

>>573
oh, is that riht? he must look intelligent, then! because woody allen
looks intelligent.

Ringo Chan Kita-!!!
How long have you been in Canada?

>>575
ive been in canada for about 2-and-a-half year.

Hahaha! There bad English speaker a lot，I feel poor.
英語で話すスレ　Let's talk in English!
http://love6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/motenai/1196689099/
↑In this board， there are a lot of good English speker than you.

well, ive got to go now. ttyl everyone.

a lot of good English speker than you

yes. You are a living proof!

>>559
I'm rooting for rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto.
He deserves mvp 2007.

>>559
The best posts are mostly done by anonymous posters, so it's a dumb idea.

>>559
The best cheek award? The winner is clear!
Whose cheek is most attractive in this board?

Concerning MVP, I think Keira will be the winner. lol
Well, she's not been seen lately.

What does the word "nimbuster" mean?

We should have the MSP award as well.
The triple title as the Most Spoiled, Most Stuck-up and Most Sucking Poster.

I lost a thread of this conversation at about 350th post...

I'm so god damn bored right now.

B°°BS

>>587 BOOBS PLANTATION

>>571
What brought you to Canada?
Does that have something to do with your father's business?
Your English sounds natural to a person like me who is studying Englihs in Japan.
I can't believe just two years or so in Canada have made you reach the fluency.
Probably you had been able to speak English before you started living in Canada?

>>567
So, Jane was a browser itself or a plug-in? I'm >>464
>>471's photo gives me an impression that it's a browser.

>>567
And you are adventurous to think you installed a software written in
Japanese. I am kind of scared to install a software which is written
in other language than Japanese.

>>572
He looks like him.
http://www.nippon-animation.co.jp/na/maruko/nakama/fujiki/index.htm

>>559
SLIM SHADY should be the winner of the award coz ever poster here
has SLIM SHADY in them without exception.

>>592
Slim shady? What do you mean?

>>568
Been cooking later than usual lately because the kitchen has been under
construction. I still need to paint it, but it can at least be used now.
As for that dilemma you mention, I'd simply ask for 'ketchup'. A lot of
people still say 'tomato sauce', though, but a lot also use 'ketchup'.
If I need to buy tomatoes from the grocer at the market, I just say "some
of those please" and point at them.

>>571
It wasn't so exciting, I'm sorry to say, but just steak and mushroom pie,
mashed potato, some vegetables (green beans and broccoli) and gravy. Typical
English food, really. I cheat, though, and buy the pies from the local butcher
and just put them in the oven. Handy on those days when I don't have much time
to cook.

As for accents... just keep practicing. Learn where other people's tongues go when
they voice certain letters and do the same. Of course, not everyone can do everything
right with their tongue. This is why I still can't roll my 'r' properly.

>>590
As long as the application serves its purpose, I'll use it. Sometimes I use Share or
Winny to download episodes of shows from Japanese TV. A few years ago, I played
Bomberman Online (until I was banned for being a foreigner... oh well). Jane Style is
a nice piece of software, but it seems to give me errors when I try and actually post
with it...

Anyway... 'patrick' should get the award for Most Valuable Paedophile on this board.

British accents aren't accepted in Japan.
You can't be understood with your accents.
So I advise you to americanize your accents, and then
you have a slightly better chance to get understood.
Again, British accents are NEVER EVER acceptable.

>>559
I'm not sure how many good posters are/were here benefiting "Chat in English"
cuz I wasn't here for the past several months up until a few weeks ago, but
I think rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto and イギリス人 are both qualified for MVP.
Seems like some people have the same idea...

Are there good ones before I came back? Was SLIM SHADY famous to you guys?

> until a few weeks ago
That means you don't know jackshit.

>>594
Are you a boob hunter?

No, he isn't.
He isn't a hunter. He's an eater.

>>597
Jackshit? You're right. I don't know about him.
Was he active until...?

Do you think he could get MVP if he were still here?

I have french test tomorrow but I am sitting on 4chan right now :D

>>596
米人, a housewife whose posts are interesting to read was here but
I haven't seen here lately. Maybe she was in therapies to cure
her addicted internet habit. lol

You post on /b/.

Yup. /b/ is crazy :)

>>601
Here comes the most spoiled person of the year! lol
Good luck with your French test tomorrow.

You can collect boob photos from /b/. lol

Actually all we need for the french test is to memorize a text. But I totaly suck
at memorizing things.

Then you should go to a french message system and ask for help.

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1198249405302.jpg

>>609
But what am I supposed to say about it?

>>610
it is a man!!!

>>600
You got my vote for the MVP, then. That's pretty much what it's worth.

>>607
Aimes-tu les fromages bleu?

>>613
I study french just 2 hours per week since october. So I dont understand... :)

If you start talking in french, then I will start posting in Japanese.

does it mean something like "Do you like cheese?"

>>611
Ok, then...

It is a man!!

I don't think this will do the trick, though..lol
Crazy /b/ shouts when they see the banner thing?

Btw I must tell you that my university system sucks. Because all we need to do
is to memorize the text and retell it to the lecturer.

>>618
Boring, but concerning language exams in college, you can't help it.

Candidates for MVP 2007 :

rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
イギリス人
Keira
SLIM SHADY
Jackshit

I will visit Tokyo this summer. What places I should visit?
Like Shinjuku etc

>>616
Close. Do you like BLUE cheese?

>>620
You missed an important one. 名無しさん.

>>621
You're horribly random..lol
You come from the contry of the freedom?

>>623
what do you mean by that?

>>624
I meant, you change topics quite often before they are finished.
I expected you to return a comment about your finals, but you didn't.
So I was a little bit surprised. I lost my train of thought just a
little while. lol

Oh I see. I am a windy person :D

ooookay, spoiled and hard-boiled meat fest. I'm outta here.

>>627
Okay.

Japan created this.
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1198258086576.jpg

>>629
Again, should I say, "it's a man!!"?

well, in case you haven't noticed... /b/ seems to block Japanese people
from using it. I'm not sure.. At leaset, all i saw on my browser was the "4CHAN.ORG" banner.

you should copy paste url in to new window.

Ok... The picture is just grotesque. xD
/b/ likes it?

>>630
Don't worry, you're not missing much. That section of the board involves
a lot of people posting stupid pictures and shouting abuse at each other.

The people in the other sections are creepy in their own ways, especially
the gun-zealot Americans in Guns/Weapons, stalkers in TV/Film and psychopaths
in Paranormal.

Also that image is the kind of girl rosiajin is wanting to go to Japan to marry.

>>633
Oh fuck off, 4chan is hilarious.

Do you know Futaba channel? I like trains board there.

God loves white people. And if you teach everyone on earth to
love the white man, you too can join us in white heaven.

I know the female translator in the thread on translation into English
in person. She is a flasher. When she walks in the street all in buff,
her crotch is so wet that her juice drips onto the ground.

>>637
What's her user name?
Do you think she is worth MVP?

>>634
You see, this is an example of typical abusive behavior. Some sections
are alright, it must be admitted.

if /b/ has boob lovers, it's all ok.
Boobs save even /b/.

Can japanese people read chinese newspapers?

You and your obvious question.
Chinese and Japanese are two different languages.
All we can do is just guess from the kanjis that're used in common.
Even though Japan, S. korea, China, taiwan use kanjis, they are not
always used the same way.
And Chinese grammar is more closer to English than to Japanese.
So I don't think I can understand fully C.Newspaper.

>>642
South korea and North korea abandoned kanji
(chinese character) practically.
Most of them can read and write few of them.
There are even people who can't write their own name by kanji.

Think about reading and writing only by kana.

http://www.chosun.com/
I can't find any kanji by skimming through.
It's more easy to find alphabet　than to find kanji.
I finally found three kanjis, 日本語, 中文, and 朝鮮日報.
日本語 and 中文 are intended for people with foreigh language skill
and 朝鮮日報 litterally is kanji of chosen nippo(the name of the
newspaper). The word 朝鮮日報 on the net seems to be the trademark.
They don't use kanji unless it has special meaning.

>>642-643
Korea's Hangul may look a bit daunting to us Westerners at first, as most
of us assume it's just a sort of Kanji system, but with characters that
look different (straight lines and circles). Once it's realised that they
are not symbols at all, but clusters of sounds, it makes it a lot easier
to read.

>>645
And as Japanese and Korean are gramatically really close and lots of their vocabulary
are based on kanjis, both people can learn each language far easier
if they start to learn it. I for one isn't motivated to learn the Korean language,
so I don't speak Korean, though.
But why do you know so much? Are you learning Korean? Come to think of it,
you have never mentioned you are intrigued to learning Japanese.:P

>>646
Ahh... Korean is something I've picked up along the way and only know
a little of. I can read words, but my vocabulary is very limited so
they are mainly just sounds with no meaning to me.

As for Japanese, I mentioned it many threads ago, I think. In my spare
time, I'm learning Japanese and Russian (Japanese mainly because of my
childhood, and Russian because of recent developments). There's nowhere
nearby to actually learn languages other than French, Spanish, German and
Italian, so have to use books to teach myself... 2ch is good practice,
especially when visiting the music and TV boards

Rosiajin loves to go to the DQN board.

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2007/12/22(土) 04:25:47 ID:CiWnb+5AO
昔付き合ってた。仕事にも趣味にも器用に全力投球で、まわりにはいつも国籍や年齢を問わず人が絶えなかった。
別れてから1年近く経った頃から、夜中に電話してきて、私に掛けた事がまわりに
露骨にバレるのが恥ずかしかったのか、単に酔ってたのか、途中から会話が分からないように
英語で話したりして、そういうとこ全然変わってなくてクスっと笑った。
その割に「フラれた」なんてまわりに嘘ついて、私の立場を気遣ってくれたやさしい人。
彼氏なんていらないって言ってるのに、多方面から友達を紹介してきたり、
FedEXでプレゼントを贈ってきたり、彼を忘れようにも忘れられなかった。
職業柄いろんな席で顔を合わせる事はあっても、自由な彼と保守的な私とでは、運命がそうさせないのか、
あの日別れてからとうとう二人で会うことはなかった。
一度だけ、「5年後、もしまだ想ってたら会おう」と、思い出の場所で会う約束をしたけど、彼はその場に来なかった。






フィリピンで子供とサッカーしてました。
★☆Merry Xmas☆★

>>647
Do you know 2ch has Karaoke board where people recod their songs and
upload them to get some feedback?

There's a Yogaku thread there, too. Yogaku is music from western world.
(It doesn't mean the category of Country and Western music although
it's included in Western music category.)

Maybe you can upload your own karaoke there. But mind you they tend to
give you harsh comments.

>>567　イギリス人, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bh7vnIVPv4
you seem to be talking about this man.

His US accent was so convincing that the executive producer, Bryan
Singer, who was unaware at the time that Laurie is English, pointed
to him as an example of just the kind of compelling American actor
he had been looking for

American professional admits it.

How about Charlize Theron? I want to ask all english native speakers.
Her English sound perfect american english
to me. I can't catch and understand most of what she says, but the atmosphere and accents
is really american. Her first language is not English like Hugh Laurie. She portraits
the role of complex personality that even americans get daunted to act.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9WgJCP43jw&feature=related

So I think Charlize Theron is very talented and exceptional.

There is an example in the opposite direction, too.
Actress Renee Zellweger, who played a British woman in the movie
"Bridget Jone's Diary" is actually a Texan.
But as co-star Hugh Grant admits in the DVD, no one realized that she was
from Texas until they finished filming and she revealed it.
I'm very intereted to hear イギリス人's view on her English.
Do you thik she sounds British?

I think he's sick of this Hugh Grant and British cinema shit.

But　�T'm intereested to hear his take.
He is pretty much the british go to guy in this thread.
He has time and time again topped our expectations.
He will do the same this time as always, I'm sure.

It's not a good idea to put a particular person under pressure just
because they use handle name in my book.

>>655
It's fine... I only really use a handle to show I'm a native speaker, so
learners of English can see how native speakers may write. If anyone happens
to have any questions, that's fine by me too.

>>651-652
That's the one. Before House, Hugh Laurie was mainly a comedy actor, in
shows such as Blackadder, Fry & Laurie, and Jeeves and Wooster. Even we
were surprised when we saw him in House.

Hmm... Charlize Theron. She seems to have naturally developed an American-
type accent so I'm not sure how much of it is false. It's true that Afrikaans
is her first language, though. Perhaps she afflicts an American accent in
normal conversation to help her get jobs and have people understand her better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0KwkriPiW0

As for Renée Zellweger, I think her accent in Bridget Jones' Diary is pretty
good. It's very received and stereotypical, but that fits in with Hugh Grant
and Colin Firth also in the movie. Both her parents are European, but I doubt
that has anything to do with anything...

>>650
I had no idea! This may be very interesting... however, as my mother and grandparents
all had terrible singing voices, it's made me afraid to try since I'm probably bad too.
I'll certainly take a look though, thanks!

could you talk in english on skype,please?

Man, where is Ringo? I need your cheek hug right now coz this place is deprived of
your cheeks and suffocating us.
COME BAAACK, RINGO!!

Here is video of Ringo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko888qUIiYs

>652
>>656
Thank you very much for your view on Renee Zellweger's English.
Her British accents were easy for Japanese to understand.
I wish every British people spoke like her, lol

>>656
Sorry about the belated thank you, but thanks for explaining about
how you aovid the word, Tomato!

>>659
No way Jose, we don't have room for another hairy Brit with some collection habit.
This one might start and keep talking about his hippie sunglasses collection for days
and fill the entire thread. On top of that, he looks like a pervert.

There have been a lot of overseas celebrities acting silly on Japanses TV
commercials for money, because they could never foresee the emergence
of Youtube.
But not that it's available, their silly deeds are advertised all over the
world.
Poor guys, LOL

X not that
O now that

school is overrrrrrr!!!!!! im sooo happy even though ive got a lot of
assignments!! lol

>>589
i came to canada because i wanted to speak english more, and experience
other cultures.
my mark for english was pretty good in japan. its really helpful
if you want to live/study in the countries where english is spoken, because
english education in japan puts accent on spelling and grammer.
i know tons of students from other countries, and some of them struggle with
their poor spelling and grammer.
listening, pronunciation and vocablaries would be fine after living in
those english-speaking country for few years.(you need to study hard, though!)
i dont have any japanese friends in canada, and it helped me to improve
my english so quickly...i havent spoken much japanese here.

Ringo chan is supposed to be here now...
I want to pinch her cheeks softly. lol

>>655
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, you were here!lol
I didn't fresh my browser so i didn't notice you were already back, Ringo chan!<3
Don't think I'm a retard. lol

>>667
haha, thats okay. that often happens to me, too.

>>665
Almost none of Japanese junior high school students go abroad to study.
In almost all cases, it's after entering high school that they study
abroad.

If you went to Canada, during mandatory education, which is during junior high
school, then you are just spoiled kid, asking your parents to allow you
pursue your celfish dream.

To experience other cultures? Give me a break. You are just spoiled.

>>665
I heard the news that 5 graders in Japan would be forced/made to take English class in a few years.
But I'm not sure one hour or two in a week helps learn English, though..

>>669
You don't know about her at all. lol

She went to Canada two and a half years ago. And she's 18 now.
Do you understand what that means?

>>669
SHUT THE HELL UP!
Ringo's cheeks are NOT spoiled yet. They are juicy and fresh!!
She's a high schooler anyway.

>>671
Oh, she is 18. Then she is OK. But If she really wants to experience
various cultures, then she should have gone to US.
US has far more cultural varieties, ranging from hispanic culture,
African American, Asian, Europian to native American cultures.

Students who choose Canada are just chickens, insisting America is
too dangerous, referring to guns and drugs.

Don't veil how chicken you are. While you are to be on the safe side,
you insist on experience different cultures. That's hypocrasy.

>>669
i didnt come to canada during junior high school. i decided to come
here in grade 3 of junior high, then came here in the summer i was supposed
to be in grade 1 of high school. until then, i was studying english.
actually, im not that spoiled. i study really hard here that im pretty
sure i can get a scolarship, if i go to university in canada.
but if you want to think that im a spoiled fuck-head kid, go ahead.
i have nothing more to say.
i apologize for using a bad word.

>>670
sereously? wow, thats pretty early to learn english, i guess...

>>673
oh, sorry!!! i didnt see your reply there!!!!!!! im terribly sorry for
my reply(674).
ah...yes. i actually came to canada because i thought it was safer than
US. you are right, i might be a chicken. but i wouldnt risk my life for
learning other cultures yet. when i earn money enough by my self and be
independent from my parents, i would love to go to other countries.

>>673
Are you on crack? She's there to study, not to fight someone on the street. LOL

>>673
Excuse me? I think you're barking at the wrong tree..
Ringo chan said she doesn't have Japanese friends there and I don't think
just living in America makes you understand those varieties of cultures unlike
your assertion. Consider. I know a half american half Japanese person living in
america, and he said asian people, african american, or whatever, don't get together.
Ethnicity groups exist. You don't understand the reality.

Compared to that, Ringo chan is friends with people from many contries. So why do you
stick to America? Because you are blinded. Stop worshiping America. That's madness.

>>675
What made you come to 2ch's English board, especially to Chat in English
thread in the first place? You have lots of opportunity to talk to
native English speakers so I don't see any points in chatting here.
You just miss Japan or you have any specific reasons to come to 2ch
all the way from Canada? You had been a 2channeler before you go to
Canada?

Ringo chan, do you think UFO exists?
Several Japanese ministers stated that it exists at the press conference. lol

Are you a virgin?

>>678
You're interested in her. lol

But you should stop talking to her like that. It's like an interrogation.
I'd feel overwhelmed if I had to deal with a guy like you. You're like
a claimant. Just be friendly. That's what you need.

>>677
I don't worship America but when you look at academic achievments by
US institutions, US is the place to go, not Canada. I know US is divided into ethnic
groups but at least you can see more cultural diversities in US
than Canada.

>>681
Everything goes here in 2ch. 2ch is like Wild Wild West, almost no rules, laws
and morals. That's what 2ch is about in my understanding.
All I have to be careful about here is not to go too extremes and
not to end up in jail. Basically, preaching morals or justice means nothing
in my humble opinion.

>>678
haha, yea i have been a 2 channeler since i was in japan. influenced by
densha otoko, and my brother who is otaku. i had just found the english
board and this thread this month, and thought it would be interesting
to chat with other 2 channelers in english!

>>679
what? ministers said that?? isnt that exciting....lol
well,,, im not sure about ufo and aliens and stuff..ive never seen one.

>>684
Haha, let me fill you in on what's happened here in Japan.
In a recent report, the Japanese government publicly denied
there's any UFO flying around in the sky. But the spoke man of the
government said he personally believed there is. And several other
ministers mentioned thier opinions.

>>685
lollllllllll
the spokes man is amazing!!!!!! what a cute guy. well, theres no problem
believing ufo personally. japan is becoming very interesting country, huh?lol

UFO is just an unidentified flying object so UFO does exsit It can be
natural phenomenon like plazma.
But whether it is operated by aliens is diffrent story.

>>687
right. so, what do you think ufo is, actually?

>>686
Let me add something to >>685
Actually, they brought it up to draw public attention off ongoing negative topics
such as the pension issue to help keep the cabinet's popularity, but it didn't reaｌｌｙ
help. Today's newspaper says only 31% support Fukuda cabinet according to a poll.
Personally, I believe in UFOs but definitely they have other things to take care of.

>>688
Aliens exist somewhere in the galaxy I think, but I think they never
flawn to the earth yet. All things that were supposed to be flying
things aliens operate are natural phenomenon.

And planes which some countries are developping under secrecy.

I want to make Ringo chan's heart filled with me...
In return, my heart will be full of her.

Dream on

Ringo chan no oppai

is sagging

yawarakai to omou yo
kitto pink dato omou

Maybe freezed because of harsh winter climate.

I think hope and softness are inside ringo's boobs.
Hope inside the right one, and softness inside the left one.

Boobs are beautiful. Nipples make boobs more beautiful.
That's all I have to say. Thank you, Japan.

K-tan has D-cupped boobs.

How did the French test go, Rosiajin?
Did you fail it?

Students who choose Canada are just chickens

Yeah. I agree. They don't want to be robbed and raped by nigger
gang. They don't want to be another Hattorikun, killed by neo nazi,
KKK supremacist.

When you say boobs, do you indluce the left and right?
When you say boob, does it mean either left or right?

A boob is like this: ( ・ )
Boobs are like these: (・人・)
Boob is something that exists in your imagination, no shape is taken.

Why is ass singular?

Maybe english image ass like peach.

( 人 )
ASS
( 人 ) ( 人 )
tow asses.

right?

How about tit?
A tit is like this: ( ・ )
Tits are like these: (・人・)

OK?

>>707
No.
A tit is like (　◎　）
Tits are like（　◎　人　◎　）

lol

Tit has an image of big nipple?

serious question.

Tits have an image of big breasts?
But you say "big tits".

exapmle: Her breasts are big. You count breast one by one.

Boobs and tits are pretty much interchangeable. Unless you're discussing
the two kinds of bird species. Then you have very exact definitions of
what each kind is.
Boobies:
http://www.smallparty.org/yoram/personal/ecuador/boobies1.jpg
http://www.geodyssey.co.uk/ecuador/_images/photos/birds_nasca_boobies.jpg

Great tits: http://personal.auna.com/1277509/imatges/ocells/mallerenga%20carbonera%20(Parus%20major).jpg

Hmm...
Great tits: ttp://personal.auna.com/1277509/imatges/ocells/mallerenga%20carbonera%20(Parus%20major).jpg
Fix'd. The last bit needs to be a part of the url.

The bird species of tits are named "mesar" in Swedish. Amusingly
enough "mes" is also slang for wuss, in Swedish.

ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_%28bird%29
http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesar

The above links deal with the same subject.

<_<
>_>
Apparently I killed the conversation. Sorry about that.

ttp://personal.auna.com/1277509/imatges/ocells/mallerenga%20carbonera%20(Parus%20major).jpg

hey,,,wet blanket.

>>715
Sorry. But at least they're adorable little birds one would like to see
in one's garden in the winter?
I'm sure google image search can make you happier and take your mind off
the wee birds.

All boobs are adorable, regardless of age, sex, size, location and season.
That's exactly what k-tan wanted to convey in her message.

>>717
I find your interpretation of my post fascinating.
Here, have some Xenia: http://www.imgsvr.com/xe/xenia141600x1200.jpg

And more tits: http://images.google.com/images?q=Parus+caeruleus
Adorable little birds. One actually landed on our balcony once.
Well... According to my sister we've been visited by those more than
just once. But still, pretty cool, considering that I live on the
8th floor. ^-^

>>718
Go girl, that's a good pick!
It sounds exciting that tits get delivered to the 8th floor. Are you trying to mess with my mind?
Anyways, birds have fluffy breasts, so you are still on the boob topic. And I like birds too.

>>719
Ahaha, no, I'm not trying to mess with your mind. I'm trying to sneak in
a topic that's more on my mind at this moment. It's midnight and I'm
feebly trying to reorganize a part of my room because I feel like it,
even though I'm tired and sleepy. So I wind up thinking of cute things.
I can talk about boobs too though, if you'd rather that. I wouldn't
be too much fun, though. I tend to think that whether a body part is
attractive or not depends too much on what's done with it, the context
it exists in.

>>720
Well, you could talk about how to decorate boobs, if you'd like. Or how to show them.
Some girls have boob massage done to theirs to keep up the shape and firmness.
What do you think about it?

>>721
Decorating? Ribbons are always fun. I could go on and on about decoration,
clothes in combination with body language imply different contexts,
after all.

I don't know if massage helps boobs stay firm, but I've heard that it's
important that one regularly massages one's breast properly to reduce
risk for cancer. Wearing bras all day long = worse circulation in those
tissue areas = increased risk for cancer, or something. I'm pretty bad
at remembering to do that. I should regularly do that though, especially
as I tend to wear too small bras.
I probably should start checking for cancer too -_-
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h7nHml2mgaA Self examination.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f6jgDk4apog Tissue massage.

Though I'm more likely to die of stroke or heart attack, I guess, judging
from my mother's side of the family. And from my dad there's a huge likelihood
I'll develop diabetes -_-;; It runs in his family.

By the way, women aren't the only ones who can suffer from breast cancer.
Ordinary men can too, there are just not as many male sufferers as
female.

>>662
My hats have not been talked about for quite a while now. Not even a
mention of my newest one: a black fedora with a leather band. And for
all you know, I might look like a pervert too.

>>719
Ah, so you're a fan of tits. Since moving here, I've seen great tits,
blue tits and coal tits in my garden. The blackbirds are very bold and
do not fly away even if you approach them from half a metre away. Oh,
and we get hordes of sparrows. My personal favourites are starlings,
but they're becoming less common these days, unfortunately. They feed on
the larvae of craneflies, so they can't be bad.

>>721
Oh dear, that post quickly derailed to more sombre topics... Sorry about
that. So... Decorating boobs: Anything goes as long as it's a good composition,
that's alluring and engaging. Though of course the most important bit is
what kinks the viewer has. Someone who enjoys seeing tight latex costumes
will be far more bored with some frilly loose fabrics draped over the
boobs, even though that person might agree on that it looks pretty. Or
that person may think it looks too cluttered. So, it's important to
know the tastes of whomever it's intended for. Although most of the time
it's as important if not more that the one wearing it all agrees on and
feels that it indeed is attractive, otherwise the body language will be
different. This may or may not be desirable, too. A lot of disclaimers,
I know, but I can elaborate on what I mean in the different cases,
if you want me to.

>>723
I don't know if I've ever seen any starlings in real life. I haven't seen
any sparrows for ages... My own fault though, haven't been looking properly,
nor walking near the places I know are frequented by them. I can't remember
the last time I saw any blackbirds, though that was less than a year ago.
Pigeons though, I last saw some hours ago >=( The blasted things insist
on trying to settle in on our balcony. If you have any idea how to scare
them off properly for a bit longer than a few hours at a time, I'd be
grateful to hear it.

>>725
Oh no, pigeons! Rats with wings. My neighbours insist on throwing bread onto
their roof, which attracts lots of pigeons. The only method I've seen to repel
pigeons is to attach nails or something to prevent them from landing on their
usual perch. It looks pretty horrible though, and wish there was a more aesthetic
method.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/Common_starling_in_london.jpg
These are the starlings I'm used to, though the darker ones with sparkling specks
on their chest are prettier.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VKKQH9bNI8w Aaah, kittens! So cute :-D

>attach nails or something to prevent them from landing on their
>usual perch.
We've already tried this, and came to the conclusion that we'd have to
cover every inch of our balcony (floor, ledges etc) to make them stop via
that method. Not really feasible, alas. We're trying with a fake owl, right
now. But it doesn't seem those city pigeons know what an owl is. Either
that or they're smart enough to realize that if something doesn't move for
ten minutes, it's probably not a threat.
I saw that starling image earlier, pretty ^-^

Hmm.. Half past 1 am... I guess I should try to get some sleep. -_-;;
Bye, all (- -)/~

>>724
Ribbons on boobs would make my day! Just because of this season, I would like to see
some Santa Claus theme to it. Since language has its limit, I would greatly appreciate if you
can upload some examples on you. So I can see how it works? You make a lot of sense and
I'm just intellectually fascinated with your opinion. That's the only reason. Seriously. Will you?

>>726
That is a really cool bird. I wonder if we have them in Japan.

Dance your boobs! Shake them hard!!

She's got so big on Youtube.
She used to post here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od8PTlA4COE

Hey, guys, I'm back after a long absense.

I took a look at the thread and I thought "Wow." I don't think this thread was as active as it is now when I was last here.

Also, boobs.

>>733
Wb, though it's "nice to meet you" to me. lol
When were you active on the threads?
If it was within this year, I think you should apply for the MVP award,
given that you are well known to other people.

I wonder why America is 米.
It goes without saying that America is a country where its people love to
eat humbergers. I don't have an image that they eat rice.
And only chance they eat rice is when they go to Japanese resraunts that
serve sushi.
And do you know American people invented Californian Roll?
Japanese people would've never thought of using abogados as ingredient for sushi.

変な米人 was not as frequent as others.
rosiajinn is an exceptional nerd though.

>>736
So he's not as weird as he claims he is?
We need as many weirdos as possible.

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well done. But she wants arms.

UHO. Pegeion Problem.
We had(have) the same problem here in japan, here at my condominium
balcony. lol.

>>728
What about using flasy ones? like hanging CDs or placing pet bottles.

>>735
But mexicans also eat rice too, don't they?
So fring rice with something must be popular?
We usually eat cooked white rice directly , but sometimes we fry it
with another ingredients. it's called
yakimeshi or chahan(chinese recipe)

Don't speak ill of pegeons.
They are the symbol of peace.
Plus, if they were extinct, then some magicians would lose their jobs.
Could you take care of their socila wefare? If so, I'd allow you to kill
all pegeons. Wait, what would be the new symbol of peace.
OK. I'd be the one. You guys shall worship me as the symbol of peace.

You guys overseas must be in Christmas mode already and I think
you have far less time to come here during the holidays.
Some must be looking forward to gifts from your parents or friends.

But I have to remind you that SLIM SHADY is even in Santa and Rudoluf
the reindeer.

You know that's overkill that didn't really make it. Just drop it.

There used to be a boy's group "take that" in UK.
Who is the main vocalist doing now? The man with short hair with great build.
I'm not talking about Robie Williams.

>>748
Aren't doves the symbol of peace? Here in America,
pigeons are annoying and just look for bad food
all day long.

The best cheek award winner this year will be Ringo chan!!! <3

>>752
Doves and Pigeons can be used interchangeably, but you're thinking of
white doves.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_dove#Dove_and_olive_branch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_dove#The_peace_symbol Fascinating.
I didn't know the peace symbol stood for Nuclear Disarmament.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dove#Doves_as_food Hm, interesting.
That aspect makes me think of guinea pigs. Apparently even a 2kg
version has been developed by breeding, intended for the meat
market. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_pig#As_food

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rene2.jpg ...I want one of
those! xD And I'd name it Cousin It. ^--^

hmm... sleepy... I think I'll take a nap -_-;;

>>754
Wow, I'm a native speaker, and I never even knew
that pigeons and doves were the same... -_-

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Don't call K-tan's ( ・　人　・　）"boobs".
Hers should be called "ample breasts".

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>>749
Right now, I have family over for Christmas. It's a nightmare. My aunt
and mother always get drunk, and it's impossible to be around them without
becoming annoyed. My uncle is deaf, but he's a definite train otaku, and
converted his attic into one huge electric train set, has train paintings
hanging all around his house, and travels miles just to note down the numbers
of certain trains.

>>751
Take That have recently reformed (though without Robbie Williams) and released
a song called 'Rule the World', written specifically for the end credits of the
'Stardust' movie. I'm not really a Take That fan, but the main vocalist is Gary
Barlow. He had a failed solo career, but it seems that Take That are touring again
so he has a job for now. The song reached number 2 in the UK, but number 1 in the
Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KII1ruAfvsg

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Updatesjapan should have aircraft carrier [Ｆ
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the messiah's holy spirit was in japan
2000year birthed
in the course of time, enter sophia university

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>>759
Boy, you have a very intersting family!
And I think your habit of collecting hats takes after your Densh-Otoko uncle, lol.
btw, do you and your uncle speak with sigh language, i.e. can you manage
sigh language yourself?
Or does he read lips?
I've heard that different country uses different sign language, but I know the sign
language for English, the five fingers stand for vowels, such as
the thumb stands for 'a', the index finger stands for 'e' and so on.
That's about all I know about English sign language.....

Robbie Williams is not handsome.
Ordinary. Why the world sexiest man in the world?

Matt Damon is also! The jew media sometimes makes a strange
decision.

>>759
When I hear "rule the world", it reminds me of the masterpiece of
the 80's, rule the world by Tears for Fears.
How do you think about them? http://youtube.com/watch?v=FOA4ixV-3jU
I like their former pessimistic loser
style. But they changed dramatically after the realse of the third
album. They get more positive and open. I think they were very conscious of
Beatles. It's not my taste. Not bad, But diametically different group.

>>759
Take That seems to be regarded special among boy bands like five, backstreet boys,
new kids on the block, and so on...
Why? Their vocal is professional compared to another boy bands?
I think "how deep is your love" is good. But it's not their song.
Can they have ability of composing their music?

Well, rule the world sounds really booooring.
I would change the title like "Boob the world".
Yeah, that sounds perfect.

Boy bands are a derivative of black culture, New Edition.
A producer think it must be a big hit to do New Edithion by "WHITES"
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060915/164935__new_kids_l.jpg
Are they really white? They look spic to me except one or two. LOL
And even johhny's look better. LOL

Just ugly aside from non white.

>>765
Robbie Williams' looks is Less than ordinary.
Look at his funny round nose!
Than's called 'Dango-ppana' in Japan, and it's a major source of
inferiority complex and a lot of people do the cosmetic surgery
to shape it.

>>771
Is there a problem?
I think small boobs are bigger problem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arQxtQPrDb4
Black is always creator, innnovator.
Jews and whites immitate them and deprive them of money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtdPMoX2iws&feature=related
Isn't this song a bit similar to Janet Jacson's song rhythim nation?

I am told not to click on the link provided from 2channelers.

No news is good news....
I'm sure 米人 is very busy with Christmas cooking for her family.

>>773>>774
Those have nothing to do with black music, but genuinely 80's gay music.
Perhaps, that's the only black music the aristocrat could appreciate though.

Prince was a dirty version of Michael Jackson, but now Michael Jackson
is the dirty version of Prince.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Th-87dTxg&feature=related
Is this real negro music?

No, it's Megro music, IMHO.

Prince is a complete freak, but he's a musical genius. Michael Jackson is a plain pedo with an alien face.

No Michael is a genius too.
He is a music genius as well as an entertainer.
Prince is also traitor. cos He falsified his blood.
His mother is not white. But he said white.
He thought white blood would somehow higher his mysterious image.

Pince does seem freaky, but I've never heard him talking through interview or
anything, so I don't know how freaky he is....
I'll check the youtube.

Michale has been too commercialized. That's true.
BUt if you listen to his music at its value, You'll be wrong.
You are too swayed by the image from a music magazine like rocking on.

Billy Jean is selected best 80's music.

>>779
Kool and the gang made lots of great tunes back in the 60's and 70's, which are real funk music.
But they were unexceptionally sucked into the mainstream industry as they sold well. Sadly enough.

Koot and the gang's Johanna and Cherish are outstanding tunes!!!

I don't know what's good about James Brown. Especially
sex machine and so on.
looks like monkey screaming.

Although almost everyone says "Thriller" is Michaels's best album,
I think "Off the wall" is the best.
It contains many awesome tunes.

>>787
That is what's funky, and JB is God Father.

'Funky, monkey, baby' says it all.

hey you guyz!
this is christmas eve,so do you have some plan tonight?
or will you talking here 2ch be alone tonight and nexxt night,won't you?lol

I wonder if they sing Christmas songs in the southern semisphere this
time of the year.
I mean, those with snow and white and so on.

Isn't that wonderful?

It's a wonderful world.

I can understand "living in america". lol
Probablbly it is too commercialized and not real soul music
though.

I prefer 'Born in the USA.'

Santa is offensive anyway. He screams around 'Ho Ho Ho!' all night.

I dont know whether they sing or so
but in singing songs in particular event or so ,to me, I scarcely think of meaning of songs.
it may be only to me,however possibly southern hemisphere people can think it,too

>>797
oh looks,crazy!!!lollollol

>>759
Thank you very much for the link and info.
That's him I was talking about. He looks aged now but he looks still cute
and sweet. (I'm not うほっ by the way. hehe) Back then he was the type
I didn't feel jealous of about his popularity among girls, because he had
everything I thought a popular guy should have, from my point of view,
that is. Actually, I wanted to be like him. I don't know about his character
so my opinion is limited to his looks.

When I heard one of Take That member became solo, I thought Gary Barlow was him
but that was not him but Robbie Williams. Good to know Take That has reformed.
I checked Gary's website and it explains his career. After it explains some
of his achievements and success in music industry, it says " nod bad for a lad
from Frodsham" What does that mean? Does it meant Frodsham is small town
and you can't imagine a celebrity is from the town?

>>786
This is my favorite of Kool and the Gang from the 70's. I know it's a bit out of season but..
Summer Madness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO-D9z3oxec

And to the lonely heads here, Merry Christmas.
Yamashita Tatsuro - Blue Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmMZLP4JH84

BTW, how many people are there in Kool and the Gang, lol

http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi107_gen/flash_gikopoi.html

http://www.nsoa88.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/nazisanta1.GIF
Merry Christmas everyone!

http://www.zogsnightmare.com/New%20images/niggermas.jpg
A very Merry Christmas!

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>>805
No. I've seen it. At least the words "A very Merry Christmas!!"
is on the picture. So it depends on the taste of the people
whether it feels gross or happy.
I feel......?

http://www.zogsnightmare.com/New%20images/niggermas.jpg
This picture is real except his santa hat.

If that makes you feel better..

I want to be a person who speak english very well.

Hello from Finland!
I heard NHK is doing some christmas special from here and I would like to know if there's a webcast of it.
Sorry, didn't know anywhere else to post this.

>>811
Checked NHK's website and found out that they don't do webcast of
it. They don't do video webcast basically all they do is streaming
of some of "radio" programs NHK air overseas.

If you are Japanese, then you can read the page below about the program
you are talking about.
http://www.nhk-jn.co.jp/wp/program/details/disp_j.asp?a=00&s=0&c=200712241629

Jesus Christ is an impostor ! The Real Messiah in Japan "Hiroyuki Ehara"!

・He can see the aura.
・He can talk with the protection soul and see the previous existence.
・He can talk with the people in heaven.
・He can contrall out-of-body experience.
　・He enjoys looking at the earth from space.
　・With his parents' soul, he goes back and forth between the life and the afterlife many times.
・He has the ability of clairvoyance.
・He has the ability of healing.
・He has the ability of psychometry.
・He can talk with animals.

jesus is a psycho

>>813
You ancestor is a roman chavalier.

Merry Christmas, Ringo chan! <3
And congraturate you on the best cheek award! lol

I think イギリス人 deserves it.
He is the most constant and frequent poster throughout the year.
He is kind and his posts have been very advisive and meaningful.
Rosiajin is a new comer and his posts are just many and have no
depth.

>>817
>throughout the year
Arh, ok. But we'll see what the result will be at the end of this year.
How many votes has he got so far? 4 or 5?
It is about time for us to count total votes cast so far.

イギリス人 and Rosiajin may be on the top of the list, i guess.
Is K-tan in the third postion?

I want to reccomend 米人 next to イギリス人.
K-tan is the third in my opinion.
And don't forget スコットランド人 and Ether.
スコットランド人's leftiest and yet nationalisticc view was interesting.
lol

As long as I can remember, there were rundgulf?, keira, and ....

イギリス人 must be having Christmas orgy there.
I hope he'll return as soon as possible from Hell.

It's called Power Orgy.
Melody matters, thank you.

I'm going to take TOEIC next January. This is my first try in the past 5 years.
There's one thing I need to know. Writng down on the questions' papers is not allowed doesn't it?

Girls with big boobs wins anything they want.
That's unfair!!

What's your score?

>>823
You are obssesed with big boobs.
Who is your favorite?
Yulia Nova? Mikie Hara? Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie(イギリス人's favorite)?

>>824
I don't remember because I took it only once when I was in high school.
Unfortunately I think the score was very low.
Now, I'm in university and I only have 2nd grade of Eiken.
That's why I need another one that will be as useful as possible for my job applications next year.
Probably, it's too late...but I'll do my best.

場違いな質問で申し訳ありません。
英語でパン職人って何ていうんですか？

I passed almost all of my exams!!! YAY!!!
Hardest was economics :P

bread baker?

>>825
Yulia Nova! She is the biggest boobed girl in the world, isn't she?

>>830
As long as I know on the condition of with the pretty face.

As for boob size, Lidsey is comparable. I don't know which is bigger.
You should ask イギリス人.

>>828
Search for Yulia Nova on Google. She's from Russia.
You should be proud that the girl has the most wonderful and the biggest boobs
in this crazy world. You'll suffocate to die if you put your face in between hers.

i like to try Fuko

イギリス人 and rosiajin will start arguing about which is bigger!

Only God knows!

>>831
Does he have good knowledge on porn actresses?

>>833
uhaha. I've seen her. Boob size is competitive. But she is ugly and
her proportion is not good and don't match with her boob size.
That's the limit of japanese.

>>835
He knew "Jordan", page three girls.
Good knowledge? I don't know. But He may well know about famous
pornstars.

Do you want to get slapped by her boobs?

Yulia is almost ideal except her flat ass

>>837
Page three girls? What do you mean?
Are they famous for their boobs?

>>839
But isn't it better? If she had a huge ass....

Have you ever watched Yulia's videos?
I haven't.

Fuko? I've never heard of that name before.
She isn't that famous, is she?

flat doesn't mean small. Yulia ass is kind of large though small comparet to boobs but flat

イギリス人 would be really choosy about shape, touch and odor in addition to size, but
he is going to pretend he is not interested in boobs, because it is not of a gentleman
to talk about it. He should know girls usually think that is actually a sign of
muttsuri sukebe.

Can you give me the full name of Lidsey?
Or is it enough to know what she is?

>>839
Are you professional? You are a connoisseur.
>except her flat ass

I can't disagree with you!!! LOL.

You meant Lindsey Lohan?
But I don't think she is match for Yulia Nova (as far as boobs are concerned).

>>844
He isn't a snob! He also loves to talk about girls, of course.
There's nothing to do with how gentle you are.

Yulia's boobs look quite big and beautiful, and I like her pink
big nipples too.

>>833
I am totally suprised how huge Fuko's boobs are.
What is in her boobs? Hope and love and peace?

>>848
He would love to, but there is something that keeps him from talking about boobs.
He is sort of an idol here. He doesn't fart either.

P cup!!

I didn't know there's a girl with P cupped boobs.
Incredable... Concerning boob sizes, Fuko kicked out Yulia Nova...
Impressive.. Japanese boobs are great.

>>851
It's impossible! He can't talk about anything he likes!
Nothing can stop him!
And girls are, deep down, interested in hearing what boys talk about,
at the top of the list is the topic about boobs, of course.
If he's really an idol, he should let his fans know what type of boobs
he likes. lol

Be a good boy and you're really boring.

I can't imagine how big it is.
But P sounds insane!

>>845
Linsey Dawn Mckenzie
http://www.bradleysden.fsnet.co.uk/linseydawnmckenzie303.jpg
I chosed her at relatively young age around 16 or 18 or 20.
Because she is older than yulia and her boobs already starts sagging.

She is not my type. She is nasty and vulgar. Yulia is like a fairy.
I personally hope Yulia is bigger.

>>855
Just use the image google searching engine. You'll see how big P is.

http://fouko.livedoor.biz/huko3.jpg
Wait untill she take off her bra!
Also look at fat around her belly!
She have to lose weight before matching against yulia.
Big boobs with skinny body are real big boobs!
If people are allowed to gain fat as much as they like,
asasyoryu would be permitted to be included in kyonyuu!　LOL

>>856
I just saw the pic. ty.
REALLY BIG...

sumo wreslers are all kyonyu with T-back

>>860
Nah, man, I'd never call them big-boobed males.
They are just fat. Thank you.

>>840
Page three girls are featured on a british tabloid newspaper called
the Sun, british tokyo sports.
The sun is featuring nude and gossip.

>>853
I think he won't. Considering all things, he is not going to ruin his career as a idol 2channeler,
after all..

Is Yulia Nova a porno star? For some reason, I've never seen her videos.
You?

http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/187/608/41/blupink.jpg
How about this?
I don't think the size matters all!
I like big boobs. But balance is more important.

i don7t hink Yulia fuck by camera, she just shows breasts and ass

>>856
To tell the truth, I also think she's not my type..
But don't judge the book by its cover. No one knows if she's nasty or vulgar.
There's a chance... She may be a gentle girl...

>>864
She has never done softcore. only nude.

There is contract issue. Yulia is an exclusive model to japanese
photographer, kizu. So there is no DVD available except dvd by kizu.

>>866
That's too bad. So she's just doing some modeling.

>>867
She already did a hard core movie with a laborer type men...

>>868
I don't know who the kizu guy is, but do you think he's her bf?
Or are they only in a buisness term? Yulia is mesmerising.
I want to see her do it. lol

Sorry. not men. man...
But there are possibility she has shot a variety of hardcore movies.

I watched a couple of short clips of Yulia Nova. She is actually pretty.
She doesn't look nasty at all.

>>871
Only on a business term, I think. Yulia was elected by audition
through pictures. Kizu is professional but it's obvious he
was fascinated by her looks. With Camere he must be having virtual sex
with yulia.

When will イギリス人's orgy stop?
I've been waiting.

It's non stop.

イギリス人 is like ron jeremy, legendary jewish porn actor?

Yulia is only shot by kizu is true and somehow she keeps away from nasty pron indstry
As far as i known yulia seems quite different from other stars from west.
russia is not west but not asia eitehr.
seems yulia has good quality of russian girls though i am not exactry sure what that is

>>874
i guess many male photographers dig targets with camera.

>>878
She is a university student and wants to keep her product "Art".
Is she alumni of rosiajin? LOL
Yulia seems to be from wealthy family.

When Yulia nova hardcore comes out,
I will definitely buy it! But her partner has to be match for her!
No thank you, mean man just with big dick.

By the way, when I say I can't disagree with you more,
will it be an emphasis of "i can't disagree with you (I agree with you)"
or emphasis of "I disagree with you"?

Yulia Nova represents Russia!

How do you translate Umihara Kawase? or it is a name?

>>883
did you check Yulia Nova's videos?
I just did... Yulia Nova is ridiculously cute....
Of course, her boobs are really impressive too. lol

>>883
Oops, to answer your question, i think it's a name for girls.

I see. It is old (1994) Super Famicon game with lovely music. You should check it.
Btw I failed my french test but re-examination is tomorrow :)) I hope I will not fail it again... lol

and to answer your question, no I havent checked Yulia videos :) lol
But i dont like her a lot. She is ugly

When I heard the story,I could not help crying.
Life is worth living ,despite the difficulties
that surround us.
"HELP ME !!" you cried in despair

>>887
She's ugly????
Your eyes have a problem. You need to have surgeons operate on your eyes. lol
She's ridiculously cute.

this girl IS cute.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1209/959518531_e6265530be_o.gif

>>890
You must be kidding. lol
I think she's beautiful, but not cute.

This boob party is also raising the possibility that
Ringo chan might hesitate to post. It's about time to
cool off or to naturally shift to a topic of aethtetics
or something. How gentle I am!

*aesthetics*

you will be amazed. That's photos of Snejana when she was not supermodel.
Lol
http://voffka.com/archives/2007/04/09/034749.html

Don't tell me it's the same girl.

yeah yeah it is the same girl.

Not good figure. She is like an elementary school girl.
Yulia's hip is more curvy. She has more long limbs too.

Yulia doesn't smoke.
She is more intelligent with endowed body... perfect.

http://www.style.com/peopleparties/modelsearch/thumb/person3446
but here she is gorgeous.

why are you not sleeping? Tonight I wont get any sleep because I study for my french test.

She is covered with clothes. And her anorexia skinny body
blinds us.
Body naked as nature intended tells everything.

I want to reserve another 100 posts for イギリス人. His orgy is
too loooooong....

>>894
She was cute.

>>899
I have to agree that this girl is more appealing to my eyes than YN is.
I prefer style over boobs, which is what I realized today.
I still love boobs, though.

lol brilliant

>>903
I don't agree with you. Yulia's boobs rule.

>>899
I don't want you to take this personally, but in my honest opinion,
she was cuter than she is now. How sad.

>>905
You know what, maybe it's just that I saw way too many boobs tonight.
I need to be boob free for the next few days so that I can get back the
right sense of judgement on boobs, I mean, girls.

I believe the only way to get rid of conflicts between contries is to teach people
that those conflicts might kill girls with beautiful and huge boobs and that boobs should
be protected no matter what happens.
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be one.

wow it is sunrise in Tokyo
http://tokyosky.to/ .
where in japan are you guys from?

Crazy, still, it is moving..
Death of one girl means loss of two boobs...
Seriously, I hope boobs will be safe: in other words, I hope the world
will be a safer place for anybody.

I prefer style over boobs

??
Yulia has better style(スタイル) than skelton girl.

Show girl's skinny trend was made to be excuse for
not being well build women.
God and the rule of the nature know yulia is the supreme truth.

My hope is that you guys will exchange opinions over boobs and
foster mutual understandings.

Well bulit may be strange.
It should imply something muscline doesn't it?
Well endowed women!

>>912
But our hero イギリス人 can't though!!
It's sad that we will never bond that way...

Yulia is almost the supreme truth.
But If he had ass like peach, She would be eternal Godess....

Yeah, イギリス人 will be crazy about Lindsey.

>>914
Personally, it's Ok for him to post anonymously if he likes, when
we are dealing with the topic of Boobs.

Actually He is talking about Boobs right now! LOL

>>917
Hope he does. And someday we'll share the sense of unity. Someday...

This Canadian music channel "MuchMoreMusic" is having a viewer's choice Top 50 countdown of the Top 50 songs from the 80's on Boxing Day, and when I saw Rick Astley on the ballot, I got a big idea.

http://www.muchmoremusic.com/fave80s/

Vote for Rick Astley as much as possible. There are no IP blocks for multivoting, so they have a weak point for massive damage.

Our goal: make Rick "Rickroll" Astley #1

the messiah's holy spirit was in japan
2000year birthed
in the course of time, enter sophia university

>>920
it is trashy idea!

So, I'm spending Christmas alone, but I don't regret it. I have lots of time to sit and reflect.

How many people here are nihilist?

>>920
You have the spirit of 2channelers.
I heard 2channelers voted for Masashi Tashiro to be awarded Time magazine's
the man of the year.
That year he was arrested for 盗撮, in which he tried to take a video of
girl's panty under her skirt at the station and image of a girl while she
was taking a bath at home.
http://ieiri.jp/img/mashi.jpg

I feel nostaligic about Rick Astley. I wonder why you know of him, considering
your age. He sure has good voice. ♪ together forever〜♪　the gap his sweet
voice and his not so attractive face was shocking.

>>923
do you believe Christ's revival by holy spirit?

>>923
do you believe Christ's resurrection by holy spirit?

hey guys!!!!!
merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im at a christmas party right now...using my friends computer.

oops..sorry,gotta go now...ttyl!

>>923
Different from America, Chiristmas is not the time for family gathering and
reunion. it's time for lovers spending romantic time.
So if you don't have bf or gf, then you feel really empty and lonely.
I'm the one who feel that way. Oh, for us, Chiristmas Eve is considered romantic
night for lovers but Christmas day 25th is not considered that way.
It's just the day whose morning is special for kids who found
their present from Santa beside their pillows.

Japanese parents, Ooops, I mean, Santa puts a present besides kid's pillow or
near futon or bed, not under Christams tree as your parents, I mean Santa
in US do.

>>923
Merry Christmas!
What are you reflecting upon?
In Japan, on Dec.31, monks ring a big bell (or rather hit with a big swinging wooden bat)
at each temple to ward off 108 worldly spirits, so on the New Year,
people feel refreshed without having to reflect upon themselves, lol

ｔｈｅ　holy spirit ｉｓ　ｋａｎｎｊｉ［聖霊」
ｔｈｅｙ　ａｒｅ　ｉｎ　ｓａｉｎｔ’ｓ　ｂａｃｋ

I did not sleep tonight cuz I studied french for a test. Lol

>>932
Why do you need take Japanese and French?

>>933
it is obligatory to take second language in my University. We dont study japanese only english and french
I study japanese on my own, but in 2008 I will be attending japanese classes

Final Fantasy VII is the best game ever.

Mongols decimated the population and oppressed Russia with 300 years of tyrannical rule.

>>935
Final Fantasy VII　ｉｓ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｄｉｆｆｉｃｕｌｔ　ｇａｍｅ

>>934
Oh, I see.
You must like to study!

I might judge Final Fantasy �W and �X are best on this series.
I felt like that The music on �W is extremely gorgeous when I see them first. �X have also good sound tracks.
The appeal of �X have its game system are mostly epoch-making job change system.
I replay them again recently.
However except this series I would used to play are boring stuffs.

>>927
Ringo chan<333333333333
Enjoy your day.

Why did you reply to yourself?

Ringo chan in orgy?

DQ is better than FF

Jame's blunt's new single.
Enjoy!

♪　You're ugly, you're ugly, you're ugly. It's true.
I saw your ugly face in the Red Scuare. And I don't know what to do,
'Cause you stinks to hell.　♪

>>944
It's actually much better than most of his stuff.

Happy Christmas! (although by now it's half over in Japan.
Here in Chicago, it's 1am.)

>>945
Avadakedabra!!!

>>945
Stupify!!

>>945
Reducto!!!!!!!!

>>945
Were you a good boy this year? hohohoho

Approaching 1KGET

>>945
Crucio!!!!

>>945
Expecto Patronum!!!!!!!!!

>>945
Mudblood.

>>945
Analus rapeus!!

>>945
Sectum Tempra!!

>>945
At Full Force!!!

>>945
Boobies Kneadebra!

>>945
Vaginal Wetty Red Shell!!

>>945
Wacky Dicky Headabra!!

I can cast a spell and make your boobs bigger.
Is there anyone who wants your boobs as attractive as males you like fall in love with you?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=e8lvep0-Ii0

I didn't know how horrible Australian white people are.
Cruel. They should go to hell.

ホワイトハウスのメールアドレス （ｗｈｉｔｅｈｏｕｓｅ　ｅ−ｍａｉｌ）
必ず英語で送ること。
[email protected]

They don't even have the right to be racist.
They are not real anglo-saxon.
Actually Irish and the descendants of criminals, the bottom of the barrel
in Britain.
They belive how kind and generous they white people are ... But They are
a bunch of people who are at the bottom.

What I or we can do to put all racisms in the world away?
I don't want to be discriminated.
They also don't want to be dicriminated,do they?
From my childhood, I've been taught not to do to others what I don't want to be done.
Isn't this similar to them racist?
What our abilitys inferior to these of them?
What differs between them and us?
What does different color make?

Their holding non anglo-saxon in scorn must be eradicate.
Or someday they might be discriminated by people in earth on the terms of their act.

sorry for my clumsy English and mumbling

I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

What're you talking about?

I'm talking about everything that surrounds me.

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/king-club-french-fly.jpg
I have a question!!
What is funny about this picture??
Thank you in advance of you answering my question !!

french fly
damn good

I know this website. It's really embarrassed me.

×　French ｆｌｙ
○　French fry

I think I made such a mistake, so often
I mean, every Japnese do this.

>>969
>>970
Is that it?
Others are legit English, then?

>>970
Excuse me? Please don't generalize all Japanese people by your standard.

>>967
Like what?

>>972
What standard are you talking about?
Would you be more specific, please?

The thread will be used up soon.
What do we do?

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/bj-league.jpg
I have another one here!
What the fuck is fucking funny with this one??
Thanks beforehand!

>>974
Are you dumb??
He says all Japanese write french fly instead of fry.
But it's overgeneralization/fallacy.

No girls here?

>>967
You sound like Nobita. lol
You need a Doraemon to help you out from the situation you're in now.

official bjl guide sounds all right to me but you should ask native speakers

but bj-league
official guide book sounds definitely funny
least should be a guidebook
a guide book means a book for travel info
while guidebooks could mean factual info

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guide_book

>>980
So it should'nt be "official guide book".
That's so difficult.

One more thing.
This is the page the photo is on.
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=bj-league.jpg&category=Books/Magazines&date=2007-11-28
The comment under the photo says "Home of the one-on-one."
Do you know what it's about?

Hey Nobita! I wanna talk to you.
Are you still here?

Hey,let's talk with me, I wanna practice speaking english!
Is anyone crrect me here?

>>981
just making fun of traveling guide

>>976
Blow Job.

Next room:

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 99
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1198673379/

damn haven't gottenBj for a while

あー blow job!! one on one!! LOL
that totally makes sense!
you guysa are great!!
thanks gazillions!

This is my first time to write and read this thread.
This is very nice thread because everyone can practice using English.
I have no confidence in oneself to write English.
Reading this thread, I thought I must study harder and harder...
If my English is wrong , excuse me...

>>989
Welocome aboard.
At least you can make yourself understood in English.

Some people here are from overseas, ranging from British,
American, Scotish to Russian.

You can learn a lot from them. Enjoy the ride.

>>990
You wanna fuck with me?
I don't.

>>965
You are citing a famous paraphrase frome a movie, aren't you?

ou, para was not needed.

>>990
Thak you for your welcome. I'm happy to read that.

＞Some people here are from overseas, ranging from British,
＞American, Scotish to Russian.
Oh, they are. I love knowing other cultures very much.
So, I am looking forward to chat with them.
To tell the truth, I am what is called Gogaku-ota（語学ｦﾀ）.
But I'm not good at speaking English.

＞You can learn a lot from them. Enjoy the ride.
I want to become a good English speaker (writer?) and enjoy chat.

And I am not >>991.

>>994
language-otaku?
so what languages do you know?

oh, last 5 res...

>>994
Who are you talking to?

997!

Man, I just can wait for the new, 99th, thread! I want it to get started ASAP! I want to revial the mystery of 99th thread!

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ nya
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

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