Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 97

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( ´･ω･) Let's have some Peppermint tea and chat!
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Hey!!! you, NEETS, nerds, Akihabara maid-cafe frequent visitors,
Youtube-link spammers, pedophilias, neo-Nazis, Yukorin enthusiasts,
Gloved hitwoman manias, The Red Sox and My Dirty Smelly Sox fans,
Losers who can't remember Kanji characters, Aoi Sora fans,
here is the place to have a blast!!!!!

>>1
Spasibo balshoye!!!!!!!!!!!!
We love you Dmitri(perhaps)!!!!!!!!!!!!
The FBS rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1
Thanks Igor (perhaps)!

>>997
Drowning in a nasty swamp of complex structured kanjis.
The only way out is to wet yourself.
>>998
It doesn't make me any bit childish and naive to prefer the red hair nicier-ish one.

>>4
I wasn't attacking you, was just stating my own personal taste. Everyone
has their own, after all.

dark nipples or red nipples, that is the question.

>>5
I know. I didn't take it that way.
I was just mocking my own taste.

イギリス人さん、
I wrote a bit about Hirosue Ryoko and stuff in the last thread(>834). Here it is again. Excuse my pushiness.
>>827
How would you like these then?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dek4wRfvLH8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSUNZ1uOdFo

I have no idea whether you know SHIBASAKI Koh or FUKUYAMA Masaharu,
but they're both together in a TV series (drama) called ガリレオ (Galileo).
It's aired on the Fuji TV's flagship 月９ (nine on Monday) spot.
It's basically a crime solving show, Shibasaki playing a detective,
and Fukuyama playing a clever science professor who helps her along.
The theme song above, which I think is pretty good, was also written
by Fukuyama and performed by Shibasaki.

Your Hirosue Ryoko guest starred in one of the past episodes, and
although her acting was fine, her beauty and cuteness was, I would
have to say, rather undetectable. Don't get me wrong, I too was a
huge fan of her when I was in high school. She even went to a nearby
high school, and some of my class mates would see her changing trains
every morning at Shinagawa Station. (they were actually mildly stalking her)
Next Monday, Fukada Kyoko would be guest starring in the show, I believe.

>>academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1195045375/927
It was not a paper cup. It was a styrofoam cup. They are far more instable when hot,
but unless you've handled any styrofoam cups with scalding hot beverages inside, you
may not know.
This and the lid construction is why it was the fault of the McDonalds.

>>8
Ah ha, thanks for reminding me! I couldn't check the videos straight
away because my sound was not working, and then I guess something
shiny distracted me...

It looks like it might be interesting, but the video makes it look
as if people might think he's a psychopath, and that she may have
problems too. I know this isn't the case, and that he's supposed to
be some sort of eccentric, and she's a junior policewoman or something.
However, I'd certainly give it a try, especially now you've mentioned
who's in it (even just as a guest). I only know of Fukada Kyouko through
her music, having only seen her in Kitano's 'Dolls'. How many episodes
has it run for, so far? Oh, and about the music, it's okay, and I do like
vocoder music, for some reason.

It's hardly surprising that she'd be followed, especially by highschool
age boys. Bet they didn't notice the creepy old men stalking her too.

>>7
Nothing wrong with your taste. A lot of guys like redheads.

>>10
It started in October, and episode #7 was aired this Monday.
Fukada Kyouko played a wife of a not so good-looking but immensely
wealthy guy. She conspires to make her husband have an affair with
another woman and file divorce to grab his money. She almost succeeds,
BUT so on and so forth. The weirdest thing about this show is that
a lot of actors/actresses who appear in it, also pop up in the
commercials shown during breaks as well. Sponsors (advertisers) are
paying shit loads of cash for this 月９ gig, and it seems they have
a great say over the casting. Not that it bothers me or anything.
http://www.fujitv.co.jp/galileo/index.html

>>11
From what I've seen of Japanese dramas and shows in general, it seems
like sponsorship and advertising plays a huge part in the production.
Over here, you'll never see a show which begins with "This show is
sponsored by ....", with their logos everywhere. Advertising during
breaks is tailored to the viewer demographic, but that's about it. The
only example I can think of where commercials are specifically shown
is on shows such as the music competition 'X Factor', which advertises
new releases from winners of previous series.

As for Galileo itself, I'll find a download source and have a watch.

>>12 On the other hand it seems Japanese shows have fewer commercial breaks
and are less obnoxious about them. For instance they have commercial bumpers.
Doesn't sound like much, but on American network television, they just fade to black
for less than a second and then hit you with a round of commercials, at least four times
during each episodes. Really kills the mood, and makes you feel like you're watching 28%
ads, which you are, in fact.

>>13
Fewer commercial breaks is always a bonus. Fortunately, the BBC doesn't
show them, aside from only for a couple minutes before a show, and only
then to advertise other BBC shows or events. Most of our other channels
show about 3 minutes of advertising during breaks every 20 minutes. You're
right that it kills the mood sometimes. Even when it's recorded and you
have to fast-forward to the beginning of the next segment.

http://news.goo.ne.jp/picture/yomiuri/business/JAPAN-290770.html

THE KIKE!

Hey Is he a Jew?

Kosher jew.

the creepy old men stalking her too.

The mirror man, genius uekusa?

Random fact of the day. Giraffe counts as kosher. So it's okay for Jews to eat them.

Your point? Most modern Jews don't follow Kashrut anyway. lol trolled.

i am tired.

>>18
Maybe he meant her fans largely consists of old guys. It is said that Hirosue is still popular
among them. But I don't know..

Shibuya, Tokyo

I hate it when some clueless foreigners think Ayumi Hamasaki is cool just because she's Japanese.
She is far worse than any of those hated American pop singers. She makes other stupid pop stars
look totally educated. I once watched this stupid documentary TV show about her, and in that show
she sort of went missing and came back later, saying something like "I am sorry. I was kind of sad/lonely"
while acting and sounding like a retarded chimp. At that moment I seriously wanted to crush her skull.

Yeah, Ayu is cool.

>>24
A depressed pop star?! Madness.

I am going crazy without you!
yes you!

Ayu is a real professional.
Much so than Erika.

This is from my textbook:
彼はあまり勉強しないけれども、成績がいい

and....?

Just want to share it with you!

>>31
Are you ロシア人?

>>29

Fuck you and your textbook

>>33
What's wrong with you?
I appreciate what he does.
I don't understand most of your English, but it's fun to watch!

>>34

You appreciate his textbook?

I sure don't.

I don't appreciate him either

cut it out

no

>>32
yes.

I have to go to my english school in an hour! I am studying english hard

You are learning English the hard way!

>>38

Why don't you post in Japanese on another thread if you want to learn
Japanese so bad?

>>41
I still can write in japanese. Maybe in a few years I will be able to.

can - > can't

>>35
It's interesting to watch a person, who study Japanese.
I think putin's daughter study japanese too.

>>44
I think she is studying Biology in my Uni. She has only very good grades.

Wow, Russia is already freazin cold!
But we can see Moscow/モスクワ is less colder than other major Russian cities.
http://weather.yahoo.co.jp/weather/world/roshia.html

Do you have to wear a hat or something everytime you go out there in the cold?
And I hope it's a cool Ushanka (Russian fur cap) of some kind.

>>46
Nobody wears Ushanka nowadays. Right now I dont need hat. Usually
I dont even use hats.

I heard Putin poisoned some spy... baddest ass president ever

>>47
Wait a minute!
イギリス人 wears Ushanka.
I'm pretty sure about it!

>>49
Actually my friend in Uni wears Ushanka too. So I lied. How bad of me...
kharkharkhar

>>47
That's sad to hear.
I think those Ushankas are very beautiful and functional.
I sometimes wear warm hats here near Tokyo when the temperature
isn't even sub-zero. What a wimp I am!

イギリス人 has got Moscow fever right now. Wonder if he has a mink coat on too.

His Russian girl friend must be wearing one.

The following sentences are OK?

I have another question.
Could I send you my application form
with some sections left blank that I can’t fill in now,
for example, my TOEFL score and the place to stay in the U.S.?
I took a TOEFL examination last month, but I don't know the score yet.

>>49
It's true, I love my Ushanka.

>>52
Warmest coat I have is a 3/4 length, but it's mainly wool. Using fur in
clothing is heavily looked down upon here, and fur farming is illegal in
the UK.

>>54
It's understandable, though I'd phrase it...
"I have another question:
Could I send you my application form with information such as my TOEFL
score and where I'm staying in the U.S. left blank? I took a TOEFL
examination last month, but I don't know the score yet."

WOW!　あまじんｇ！
amazing!
British people are animal lovers! so much so that they banned killing animals for fur?
On the other hand, Japanese people kill whales and dolphins. Sad.

>>55
Suprised that you aren't so picky about your coats.
Fake fur is better anyway.

Oh, but I am picky. It has to go with one of my hats, you see.
And you're right, fake fur is better. It's much cheaper, and much,
much easier to clean.

I hate English.

You clean your coats yourself?
How do you do it? How is it easier to clean fur coats?

No.

>>60
Ah, don't actually own any fur/faux-fur coats, just repeating what
I've heard. Someone I know came across a way to use lukewarm water
and a lot of patience for results similar to dry-cleaning, but in
their own washing machine.

I hang laundry outside to dry.
Do you?
I heard western people tend to think hanging laundry is something poor people would do.
Is that true?

Have you ever eaten whale meat?
I haven't. But my parents said they used to and that it was good.

He can't really hang his panties out. They are too flashy, you know.

"I don't want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands,
giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?"-Newsweek, Feb. 28, 2000

How is this quote funny?

The Iraqis need to be very much involved. They were the people that was brutalized by this man.

Washington, D.C.
Dec. 15, 2003

Why is this a grammer mistake?

>>67
It has to be "They were the people that WERE brutalized".

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

>>63
If it's warm enough, then definitely, yes. The weather isn't usually
great for hanging things outside to dry, though. Prefer hanging them
outside, though, because it leaves things soft and fresh, whereas
drying things over a rack or radiator seems to make them a bit more
stiff.

I think >>65 is baiting me to talk about underwear, but I will not
fall for it.

>>66
>How is this quote funny?
It isn't, but heck, some people might find it funny I suppose.

Possibly reasons for 'funny'.
1. Misuse of the word 'pillared' (should be pilloried).
2. A politician was accused of not wanting to win and
responded with all the things he is doing to win.

Personally (1) might get a smirk out of me. (2) is boooring
(like most politics).

>>71
I think (2) is more along the lines of being accused of not wanting to
win, and responding with a list of things no sane person would ever want
to do unless they wanted to win.

>>71
ＴＨＡＮＫ　ＹＯＵ！！
ＹＯＵ　ＡＲＥ ＧＯＤＤＥＳＳ！！

>>72
ＡＡＡＡＡＡＡ
Ｉ　ＧＯＴ　ＩＴ！！
ＹＯＵ　ＴＯＯ　ＲＥ　ＧＯＤＤＥＳＳ！！

>>73
When did I get the sex change?

"staying on message to win" is a little weird. He probably should have left off the "to win".

OH and the England national team got knowcked out of the EURO football championship tournament thing?
And the manager, or coach, got fired.
Why is the England football team not good with all the star players from the premier league?

>>77
That's right - by Croatia. The manager didn't agree to resign by his own
free will, so the committee was forced to fire him. Most people seem to
be saying it's the manager's fault because of bad tactics; positions of
the team members, as well as choosing substitutes.

Despite all this, I think Croatia's team did play very well. But then,
I don't really know much about football and hardly ever watch it.

>>77
Because they don't care much nowadays about national football anymore.
They're much more motivated to win the Champions League, instead.
And I think the way they structure their formation (system) is completely outdated too.

The English people have to notice that they're underestimating Beckham as a player.
Just because he's an idol, it doesn't mean that he's not the most effective player.
The duo of Becks and Crouch is the most valuable asset England has.

The manger refused to resign and got fired? lol
I wish the England team were still in it.
I want to watch Beckham play competitively football more, not in the american league, which is .. a dud.
because he is handsome.

THE AMERICAN NATIONAL SOCIALIST WORKERS PARTY IS THE FUTURE

>>78
How was embossment of rugby world cup in the UK?
Is it as popular as soccer world cup?
Only rugby mania got excited about it?
I want to know tv ratings and atmoshphere at that time.

Charles Lindbergh for President!!!

Henry Ford for Secretary of the Treasury!!!

Mel Gibson for Secretary of the State!!!

I thought Mel Gibson was Assuie.

oops, Aussie

>>84
No. he was born in america. Both parents are american.
He was brought up in australia.
But he has benn an american citizen all the way.

It's in the first two paragraphs.
http://www.chiff.com/pop-culture/mel-gibson.htm

However, he clearly stated elsewhere that he believed the survival
of the white race was more important than the survival of democracy
in Europe: "Our bond with Europe is one of race and not of political
ideology,

Really. I didn't know Lindbergh had such a foresight.

Mel's father, Hutton Gibson is a neo-nazi. LOL

>>87
I know about his view on Jewish people in the film he made, but this is rather funny. LOL

>Most recently, Gibson came under fire from Jewish groups once again after he was stopped on a Los Angeles
>highway in July 2006 for driving while intoxicated, later reportedly spewing anti-Semitic remarks at police.
>According to portions of the police report, Gibson at one point reportedly asks if the officer is a Jew,
>and later claims "all wars are started by Jews."

What a shame.
In japanese we use 盛り上がり to express the extent of excitement in
the event or something.
盛り上がり originally means the bulge of the material. But
It usually means the atmosphere of the place.

I just directly translated 盛り上がり into English.
That is embossment. But English embossment only means material.

How can I say?

http://images.google.co.jp/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=ja&rlz=1T4GGLG_ja___JP225&q=%E7%9B%9B%E3%82%8A%E4%B8%8A%E3%81%8C%E3%82%8A+&btnG=%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A1%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B8%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2
This is 盛り上がり from google image search.

http://www.mizuhofarm.jp/img/page2/nama.jpg
I think it describes the original meaning.
the bulge of an egg?

>>91
As far as I know, we'd just say something like "is there much excitement
about..." in that context. Can't readily think of a specific word for it.
Understand what you mean, though.

>>82
The Rugby World Cup is quite a major event, but mainly followed by
rugby fanatics. Most other people just use it as another excuse to
celebrate or go out and get drunk. The British also like any event
where the team might go up against Australia and France, too. It's
nowhere near as popular as the football World Cup, though. I'll try
and find out how the TV ratings are around that time...

>>93
Oh, thank you.
>It's nowhere near as popular as the football World Cup, though.
I see. so you couldn't see the crowd cheering for the national
team in the public place? like singing the national anthem with their arms
around each other.

The British also like any event
where the team might go up against Australia and France

LOL. But why Australia? UK sees them as a little brother or
suborinate?

>>94
You'll find a lot of people in pubs and bars watching the Rugby World Cup
as it happens, cheering for the national team, but it still gets less coverage
than the Football World Cup.

>>95
There's always been a friendly rivalry between the UK and Australia ever since
we gave them independence. I guess it's sort of like your little brother analogy.
It gets very heated during the cricket season, though.

>>95
Because, all Australians are descendants of highly educated,
hard-working and law-abiding decent British upper-class people
from the glorious Victorian era.

On the other hand, contemporary Britons are all, like our
イギリス人さん here is, crooked delinquent Muslim hoodies with gay
pedophilic tendencies plotting terroist activities in their
chav-class community, hating Christmas while reading The Guardian.

It's all about snobbism in a reversed fashion.
(I don't even know what that means.)

>>97
HAHAHA. I know you are joking.
By the way Are you Australian?

>>96
I didn't know the fact rugby was not amateurlism sports long before.
Players including Wilkinson are pro, right?

I've been assuming british rugby players are all playing not for
money and all with university diploma. They were supposed to be
from high class.

>>98
Me? No way.
I'm just another citizen of the NEET REPUBLIC.

>>97
Sorry, but I must correct you. I read the Telegraph.

イギリス人 corrected the only one error.

>>101
So, that makes you hating "hating Christmas", then.

Gary　Lineker is pretty famous here in Japan.
He attended Kings College, London, probably one of the prestegious
university.
I think it's rare for british soccer players to be alumuni of
university.
Is it?

I can say Lineker is typical image of Englishman from japanese
eyes. Gentle, fair, sportsmanship, etc.
I'm dubious about the image though...

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9358/motditaly11jz.jpg
Who is she?
one of イギリス人's favorites?
she has dark hair!

>>103
Of course! As a lower class and illiterate citizen, I am envious of all
the upper classes and how they participate in blatent capitalism. As a
chav, I feel hateful towards this society because they are able to make
money even though I make no effort and spend all day vandalising things
and intimidating people while leeching benefits and welfare off the
government. And since I'm a non-conformist, I may as well become a Muslim.

>>99
Rugby is still considered at least a slightly higher-class sport. As you say,
the participants are traditionally from the more élite schools. Even if a lot
of the players didn't go to (or complete) university, such as Wilkinson, they
still have a largely independent school background. They mainly play for fame
and recognition, I guess, as well as for money. Just like any other professional
sport.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/scorecard/08/11/truth.rumors.soccer/p1_rooney_0811.jpg
Is this your younger brother?

Arthur C. Clarke seems to be a pedophile.

>>106
No, you are wrong.
They're playing rugby only to have an affair with Ms Kate Middleton someday.
She is gorgeous.

Charles son is deteriorating day by day...

I wonder the names ends with ~ton sounds very aristocratic and
celeb. I don't know it coincideds with the reality though.

>>104
Football players generally seem to be from a more common background,
usually picked up at a younger age to play professionally. For example,
Linekar started playing at age 16, and Beckham signed on to Manchester
United's youth program at the age of around 15.

As for Linekar, his image is very much of a "nice guy", and moved on to
being a very well-liked television personality after his football career.
He's also supposed to be pretty intelligent. We have the same image of him
as you do.

>>105
No idea who that is, but she doesn't seem to be very good at wearing
clothes.

>>107
Yes, that's my younger chav brother. As you can see, he's very good
looking too, and popular with the ladies. Up until he punches them,
that is.

>>108
That was the Sunday Mirror that gave these claims. The Mirror is almost
as bad a tabloid as The Sun, if not a little worse. You might be interested
in reading up about Lewis Carroll (Charles Dodgson), though.

We have the same image of him
as you do.

That also means The same image of English?

>>108
Sorry, Is the sunday mirror the only source?
I learned on the 2ch SF board. They seemed to be
talking seriously with malicious intention.
The sunday mirror is not that your favorite which features
page three girls? The sun is your favorite, isn't it?

Lewis Carroll and Clarke majoured in mathematics. LOL

No idea who that is, but she doesn't seem to be very good at wearing
clothes.

I know you are not good at errecting your penis. But she made you
errect!

rooney just pitied prostitute.

>>110
I agree. William is looking more and more like a drunk horse in a cartoon show, day by day.
When I first heard that Kate Middleton left him, I really thought that it was because his
good looks were fading spectaculary lately. I still like him more than I like his Japanese
Monkey/日本猿-ish father or his nazi chav-ish brother, but still a huge disappointment.
And I'm not even gay or anything. (at least when I last checked)

I suppose Charles's son is losing diana's traits day by day and
becoming halfway creature between his ugly father and Diana.

It's a matter of course that the second son admires Hitler.
His teutonic german blood woke him up! Blood calling!

>>117
日本猿 is cuter! He is orangutan or something.

>>119
Sorry, but I couldn't disagree with you more.
Orangutans are the more cuter-ers to my eyes.
日本猿s are mean and nasty, fast and furious.

Charles and Camilla are a quintessential 日本猿 couple.
But the boss猿 is still his mum.

you are good at english as for a neat.
and you english level is definitely even higher than
average english teacher in japan.
why not work in the english related job?
if you are not japanese, you are just as low as bums in
your country though.
But you can come to japan just like white trashes of NOVA!

Thanks.
But as you can tell from my un-seriousness, I'm seriously work-shy.
And since I'm not a foreigner, I'm surely not a white trash.
But that doesn't necessarily mean I'm not a yellow trash.
LOL?

追加
doesn't necessarily mean I'm not a yellow trash "EITHER".

Which Do you mean, "you are not yellow" or "yellow, but not
trash"?

Sorry about that.
I'm saying I'm both yellow and trash.

>>113
As said before, I read the Telegraph. Carol Vorderman is my favourite
page 3 girl. As for Arthur C Clarke, I've only heard that the rumours
og him being a paedophile were from the Mirror, at the time he was
being given a knighthood.

>>112
I mean we (the English) share the same image of Linekar that you were
saying the Japanese have. The same image 'as' the English, I guess.

Sorry...
X og him
O of him

>>126
Oh come on! You're obviously an Indie type.
No one with an international background like yours can bear the Telegraph for even a second.
BTW, I read the allegedly far-left anti-Japanese China/Korea-loving Asahi Shimbun everyday.
It's quite obvious that impotent leftwing politics made me a NEET. Hooray!!!

I can't get the punch line. Who is Carol Vorderman?

>>126
Carol Vorderman is near fifty. Are you like 熟女好き?
It's not really any type of -philia but sort of a peculiar taste.
Hmm, quite interesting.

far-left anti-Japanese China/Korea-loving Asahi Shimbun everyday

uho. I have read it once. it made everyday sick.
once It was anti-pko. they said pko was revival of militarism or like that.
but its writer now denouce that japan is a shame
because japan has only delegated 40 soldiers abroad....
They never change. they enthusiastically supported the war.
they insisted on total ground war just one day before the surrender day, or
on that day.
then they vowed to and sided with USA and USSR and took it all out on japanese
authority. ahahahaha.

What is the movie you have watched?
Mine is "Mr. Bean's Holiday"?

>>131
We already well know your views, nazi.

Carol Vorderman. is she rumiko koyanagi in uk?
mature woman who never gives up being female.

http://www.the-spine.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/countdown.jpg

Oh wait a sec, it might be 'he', actually.

yeah. asahi shinbun is a brotherhood of nazi. and nazi is
a relection of communism.
ashi once praised stalin saying he was gentle daddy. lol
asahi just jumped on the bandwagon because at that time communism was a
trend in japan. if japanese hitler had been so powerful, asahi must have
groveled and been crazy about him.

I would have to admit that I too am fond of matured woman.
But the funny thing is that I simultaneously like low-teen girl's
asses too. I think I have trouble in properly communicating with
woman in the same age group as mine. They scare me. They just right
me off for some strange reason just because I'm a fat and ugly NEET.
They have absolutely no idea what they're missing.
Am I crying? I hope not.

Guess that didn't work too well...

>>129, >>134
Vorderman started out as one of those gameshow women, the type who
might spin around the letter blocks on Wheel of Fortune, or present
the prizes. However, she is very good at mathematics and logic-based
puzzles. Back in her younger days, she was also quite good looking.
She had a column in the Daily Telegraph, so the joke there is that
she is like a Page 3 girl for the Telegraph, being an intellectual,
yet also being good looking.

>>130
Perhaps I should have mentioned her and then tried to make the joke...
I'm not really into 'mature' women.

>>128
To be honest, I rely on the BBC News website more than any newspaper.
I don't really consider myself to be politically affiliated with any
particular party. Aside from an article here and there which makes
fun of Bush, the BBC is pretty neutral.

>>137
It's "write me off" not "right me off", me idiot!

defeatism!

>>55
Thank you soooooo much!

How about the following ones? Are these sentences correct?

I’m a first-year Japanese university student.
I've e-mailed you once but I still have some questions
you didn’t answer to, so I’m calling now.
Could I transfer to your college in Spring 2008 from Japanese university
as a second-year student?

How should I make an application and what transcripts do I need?
Is the application procedure is the same
as international high school graduates make?

Sorry, I had a mistake.

×answer to
○answer

Oh my god.
I had another mistake.
So I rewrite.
Please forget >>141->>143

I have another question.
Could I transfer my credits I acquired in Japanese university?
Is the application procedure to transfer to your college from a foreign university
the same as foreign high school graduates make?
When and how should I go through the procedure to transfer my credits?

>>142
The things in squared brackets give you a bit of choice. Either
part of the sentence in them can be used. Again, it's all understandable,
but just to be clear...

"I'm a first-year Japanese university student.
I've e-mailed you once, but I still have some questions [you didn't answer/
that haven't been answered]. Could I transfer to your college in Spring 2008
from my Japanese university as a second-year student?

How [would I go about applying/should I apply], and what transcripts do I need?
Is the application procedure the same as with high school graduates?"

>>144
"I have another question.
Could I transfer the credits I acquired from my Japanese university?"
And the rest is absolutely fine as it is. Good luck!

>>145-146
Thank you soooo much again!
You're really nice person.

He is nice. Also cool.
His heart hardly hurts when illegal immigrants are deported.
He just smiles and wish them good luck at their home land.
Because deporting is a rational thing.

Warm heart and cool head.
Typical English gentleman.

Could you explain the structure of the expression
"Is the application procedure the same as with foreign high school students?"
"the same as with" is the idiomatic expression?

Plus, hot in his panther print bikini. Yum

>>150
I guess you're right. "[tense] the same as with" is usually used when comparing
things such as processes. Of course, you can also use it as "not the same as with".

The time taken to fry an egg is [not the same as with] mushrooms.
Benefit abuse among lower classes is [the same as with] those in Victorian times.
The feeling of high altitude is [the same as with] having water in your ears.
It takes a long time to find my panther print bikini. [The same as with] my rainbow socks.

Sorry if this explanation isn't very good... it's a little difficult to explain.

It's just Slim Shady in the spoiled Brit is playing hide and seek.
More often than not, Slim shady in him poke his head with his toungue
sticking out.

>>152
Can one omit "with" in those sentences when conveying the same meaning?

>>154
Hmm... not really. The "with" links the process to the compared noun, in
effect.

Taking the first example without the "with" would make it seem as if the
time [taken to fry an egg] itself -is- the mushroom. Of course, one would
assume what is meant, but to make it sound right, you need the "with".

>>155
Thanks very much for the response.
I've got it now.

>>155
How about 'as' ? Without it, would that sound somewhat informal or different in meaning?

Thanks in advance and I like your socks.

>>157
You could omit the 'as', but it would make you sound less educated or
maybe slightly childish.

Unfortunately, my socks were chewed up by the thirty corgis which live
here.

>>155
Why do people in the UK use 'wax paper' as toilet paper?
The ones I witnessed were not in the rolled shape, but came in a
cardboard box.

>>159
Wax paper?? That sounds really awkward... maybe someone was playing a
joke on you.

http://www.which.co.uk/images/225/image/pjpeg/image-68875.jpg
This is the sort of stuff we use.

>>160
I gooled to try to find what I was referring to, but failed.
So I might have been dreaming.....

Your father must be a bald man.
You need an extra care to prevent your hairline receding.

I really like Ladytron's song The way that i found you

you can hear it here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xBJT8i3l8UU
I hope some japanese girl will found me ;)

>>161
(Slightly) waxed paper was used in schools and similar public
buildings. Not for the last 15 years of so though.

>>164
Is t.A.T.u. still around in Russia?
They became very popular in Japan all of a sudden several years ago,
and then they started create trouble, such as no-show, and their
popularity rapidly dropped.
I've heard that one of them was pregnant.

>>165
Ah ha, I remember the paper towels used to dry hands at school being
waxed too. Public lavatories are absolutely disgusting and unhygienic,
though, so I've never actually used them before.

I think this is a topic to best get away from.

>>165
You konw that paper @.@?????
Exactly, I saw it in a school and got really perplexed because I couldn't find
paper other than those waxed one.
Do you happen to know why it was sort of waxed??

Pregnant? That must bring dishonor on lesbians!

I once, no twice, used a leaf.
Papers are made from trees too.
So, there's absolutely no problem.
I get clean and nature wins!!!

t.a.t.u is still around these days but they are not really popular.
In the summer of 2006 they released single called Gomenasai.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=avXr4FozMVY
she apparently can't sing but she is cute.

I'm so hungry.
Please, give me deep fried potatoes.

lol tripfag.

It says here in wikipedia that
"Lena did at one point study Psychology at Moscow State University"
(the red headed one)
Wow, maybe she was a real co-ed of rosiajinさん.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lena_Katina

>>175
she probably paid the bribe for the university. it is popular in our universities.
Especially in humanities studies.

>>176
Really? When you look at her profile, even though her tatu gig is
all trashy and all, it seems like she comes from a rather affluent family.
"Lena's hobbies include artistic gymnastics, ballroom dancing,
figure skating, swimming and horseback-riding. She is also a skilled pianist."
Isn't there a possibility that she really is quite academically competent
like other students like you at the MSU?

>>177
I think it is impossible to study in MSU while doing a lot of gigs
like she did. We have hard checkup every 6 months in december/january
and in may/june.
Btw magnat Berezovsky got his first criminal record today. He was
accused of stealing 214.000.000 rubles from AEROFLOT and got 6 years in jail.
But he is still in London of course.

>>178
So that move makes Russia on level field again with the UK, then.
Moscow wants Berezovsky, and London wants Lugovoi.
It's a silly deadlock situation.

Let me confess.

I was on the street and felt sudden pain in my lower ab. I rushed to
public toilet but found that there are no papers there. It was diarrhea.
I pulled off my underwear and used it as a paper to wipe off my running
poo.

Kitano Takeshi joked about his experience in which he used one piece of
his socks when there was no papaer in a public toilet.

>>180
Thanks a lot for ruining my curry dinner.

30% of your curry is my runny poo.
Have a nice dinner.

>You could omit the 'as', but it would make you sound less educated or
>maybe slightly childish.

イギリス人 must have a strong sense of the English elite class.
This attitude is required for or equipped with a genuine gentleman.

That's right. His father once ruled the seven seas.
And someday in the near future, he's gonna be a LibDem MEP(Member of the European Parliament).
He's really going places.

Stop bashing イギリス人！！
He is our only hope at this point

with Slim Shady hidden deep down in him, that is.

Nobody is bashing anybody.

It's even admirable.

What's even admirable exactly?

イギリス人。

Before I go ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.....

I gotta remind you all. Speak out loud, you faggots.

SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US.

Louder! Can't hear you all!

SLIM SHADY IS WAITING FOR YOU IN YOUR BED.

in your ass, too

百聞は一見にしかず

聞という字は門の前にある耳で見という字は足の上にある目だというのを知ってるの？

English only! no Japanese!!!
just kidding

one thousand words from others is less worth than just one look with your own eyes.
Seeing is believing.

Let's say you don't know what pussy looks like. Some people knowingly
tell you how it looks. Some people even draw a picture of it for you.
But it's better for you to see the real pussy with your own
eyes than for thousand people to tell you how it looks.

Now you can understand how the proverb means.
So, you spoiled Russian, all you have to do is to see the real one, not
surfing porn sites. OK?

lol I am not a virgin. I have had girlfriend. A beautiful russian girl.
But now I want to meet japanese girl.

this is modern moscow
http://hell.2ch.ru/b/src/1196354143326.jpg
looks cool

Hey japanese people! What do you think about hikkies? that is big
disaster right now, yes?

>>200
How did you get to know hikkies?
>>199
How tall are those buildings?

Search the web and find a girl's photo that resembles your ex girlfriend most.

>>201
Because I have interest in Japan. So it is naturally for me to know about hikkies.
My girlfriend was blondie with the same nose.
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/showandtalk/07/02/02_gemma2_lgl

>>201
one of these buildings is 104m.

this is from my text book.
あの人は間に合わなさそうです。

>>204
It seems that person will not make it in time.

>>205
correct. But that is very easy japanese. I have been learning japanese for a year
but I still can't read anything besides sentences from my textbook.
:(

Do most Russians know English as well as you?

yes.

btw I have penfriend from the Philippines she is just 14 yo girl
but her english is great almost native level.

>>203
only 104m?

This building in Yokohama is about 300m tall.
http://www.date2.jp/photo/48/2006072110442348_1.jpg

>>209
English is an official language in the Philippines, isn't it?

>>210
Some of the buildings are about 250m tall. And I know that it is
useless to compare moscow with Tokyo and other big cities in japan.
Moscow is boring city for me compared with Tokyo

>>209
You idiot. Philippines official language is English.
And you are a pedohilia in the category of >>1.

>>211
I think tagalog is the official.

>>213
I didnt know that lol. and I am not pedo that girl first started to write to me.

>>214
Their official languages are Filipino (Tagalog) and English.

I see. Now I know ^_^

America occupied Philippines. That's why.

Rosiajin, what is your most favorite websites.
What do you think you get the most benefit from using Internet?

Did japan do something horrible to Philippines like what you did to korea and china?

>>219
for me it is downloading movies and books and music.
my favorite sites are for example youtube.com, livejournal.com
http://fst.omnilounge.co.uk/browse.php <- good torrent tracked with
asian movies.

>>220
Yes, you russians snatched Japanese to Cyberia and made them work
in labor camp.

I kinda look like that guy in the upper right corner.
http://fst.omnilounge.co.uk/img/Changing.Partners.0_1.jpg

>>222
But it is because japan lost war and russia won. simple as that.

>>221
I know youtube. Livejournal is a blog service, right?
Do you have any favorite bloggers there?

As for file transfer program, I don't use any of it.
So you are downloading files illegally.
I'll call copyright management association.
You'll be behind bar or be made to work for construction of railroad.

Russia cheated as usual. That's why.

>>224
That can't justify your attrosities.

>>223
Why do you compare your looks with asian's.
That's why you are called an idiot. lol

>>225
good blog for example is this:
http://kitya.livejournal.com/
that guy works and lives in Japan.
Yes I like to download japanese movies for free. Currently I am downloading
Koji Wakamatsu movie. Do u know him?

>>228
because every people is the same. that korean guy dont look a lot
like asian thats why.

>>227
that is not my atrositie. Nor me nor my family sent japanese to Siberia's.
it was our government.

>>229
Hey, it's written in Russian. I can't read it.
I didn't know the director and searched in wikipedia.
He seems to make a kind of erotic movies.

>>232
of course it is in russian :)
Yeah but he made not only erotic movies. One movie is about radicals group in the early 70's

>>231
No, no. Every wrongdoing on earth is because of your dambness.
You may not recognise this but the global warming,
income disparities, racism around the world is bacause of your airhead.

>>234
you cant even spell word right. it is dUmbness. moron.

>>234
bacause -> because

BAKAuse

私はロシア語を学びたいですが、難しすぎるんじゃいかな。

>>235
All you can do is nitpicking.
I look like him
http://www.mmptokyo.com/weblog/archives/BPM03.jpg

>>239
nitpicking -> nitpick

>>237
You are baka （馬鹿）that's why bacause, not because.

>>238
I want to study Russian but it is difficult. Correct translation?

Btw if you want to marry beautiful russian girl come to russia!
Many girls will be pleased to marry japanese! But be careful
many russian girls are bitches.

>>242
I want to study Russian but it is *too* difficult.

When you say bitch, what exactly does it mean?
Your ex girl friend was bitch, too?

I can help you studying russian. Ask me anything I may be able to answer.

How do you say bitch in Russian?

>>245
she was ultra bitch. She used me. She didnt love me at all. She was
attracted by my good looks. But she has rotten personality

Spoiled russian, write fusianasan in the blank for the name.
That can prove if you are really from Russia. Try it for the fun of it.

>>248
You sure have a sense of humor.
Don't make me laugh. lol

I'm really from the UK, and fusianasan doesn't scare me. ;-)

>>251
Are you イギリス人 or the other one?

when i try to write that I get error.
ＥＲＲＯＲ：本文がありません！

fusianasan

>>252
I'm not the guy who puts イギリス人 in as his name.
For all I know there might be more than two of us though.

>>248
It's just as same here in Japan too.
Japanese girls hate me just because I'm fat and ugly.
It's unbelievable.

>>253
You have to type something in the message body as well.

see I am really from russia.

test
Ж

>>257
I got it.

Lesson One.
Жопа. meaning: Ass.

>>255
So you're a elite Oxford student stacking shelves at Tesco?

>>261
Жопа = ass = donkey
Жопа = ass = arse
?

>>255
Okay. So you are the one doing translation and stuff in other threads.
You seem quite fluent in Japanese. You've been here at 2ch for a while?

>>251
Are you a student of Oxford university?
>>254
Whoa! Your IP shows you are infected with some kind of viruses.

>>262
Tesco is the ISP. Oxford is just the nearest main server
(about 30 miles away). There are probably well over 1,000
people with 'tesco oxford'.

>>265
viruses -> virus

>>264
> You've been here at 2ch for a while?
A few weeks this time.

>>265
how do you know?

>>268
He's (joking/lying).

>>268
I analyze it with IP analysis software available in 2ch.
Maybe you got infected via peer to peer file sharing software or something.
You should activate virus check software to inspect your system.

lol :)

>>267
Alright. I just wanna say your translation is awesome.
Please make yourself at home then.

kaspersky is the most popuklar anti virus software in Russia?
How bitch your ex girlfriend was?
show us a few example.

Why does Russian have a strange looking letter like Ж? How do you write it?

>>273
She was just acting nice but in reality she wanted to have a child from me.
lol :(
>>274
it is much more easier then write kanji.

>>275
She was lucky not to bear kids of a moron. lol

>>275
She secretly needled your condoms or something?

>>277
No but If I continued our relationship she would do that.

He is genius russian mathematician.
http://lj.rossia.org/userpic/2/4
his photo. He is insane

>>278
Did she cry when you said bye to her?

>>280
no lol.

>>272
>Alright. I just wanna say your translation is awesome.
Except when it isn't. ;-)

HAve you guys watched shin seiki evangelion? it is masterpiece.

>>279
That isn't Mr Grigori Perelman, is it?
>>281
Then, did she hit you with here handbag?

>>284
that is Misha Verbitsky. He studied at oxford.

No she did not hit me with her handbag. But I dont want to remember her.
Glad she is not in the same college with me.

>>283
I watched (and liked) the original Neon Genesis Evangelion
TV series. The movies were too dark for me.

Nowadays I prefer lighthearted anime, fluffy stuff without
people dying left,right and centre.

>>285
Have you ever seen Asian in real life?

>>287
sure there are lots of asian in moscow. I see chinese student everyday.
I saw japanese exchange students too. also there are about 500000 koreans in our country.

>>288
Do you know anyone who's in the "Putin Jugent" type organization?
They're pretty nuts, aren't they? (FSB watching again.)

>>288
Then you'd beytter talk with the Japanese students in real life.

>>289
No I dont know anyone from that organization. They are simply bored kids.

>>275
How come when you write 'т' in Russian cursive handwriting, it
looks like an 'm'?

Btw you talk about totalitarian russia but what you have in japan?
you party LDP ruled japan almost the whole second part of XX century.

>>292
That's just the way it is.

>>292
hey that's fake rosiajin. It is different types of fonts. I dont know
english words for it. In magazines you have T in letters(small) you have m.

>>293
Russia is totalitarian. Japan is democratic. that's all.

>>292
Hey, it's the イギリス人 who writes イギリス人 in the 名前 slot! ;-)

>>296
Way to oversimplify. You must fit in well round here.

No North Korea is totalitarian. Russia is semi-democratic.

>>295
That's obvious to think the time difference between your post and
mine. Just 2 seconds.

>>298
Russia is a spy heavon

>>293
You're right. We suck at liberal-democracy.
And I'm not accusing you guys.
I'm just curious if the current Russian image the western
media is desperately trying to spread all over the world
is really true or not.

>>297
Hello there! Assume you're the イギリス人 from near Oxford?

>>302
I can see I'll be stuck with 'Oxford イギリス人' if I'm not careful,
but I'm not really that near at all. I guess it's 30 miles or more
away.

you all are welcomed here:
http://2ch.ru/b/

>>303
Ah, good point. If 30 miles was close, you could call me 'Middlesbrough
イギリス人', and that would be a terrible thing.

>>304
It's a lot like 4chan.

>>306
All the more reason to avoid it.

>>306
it is russia version of 4chan. But russian btards are even worse then their american counterparts.

I found this sentence which means "I don't speak Russian."

я не говорю по‑русски

What is the meaning of the "по" prefix?

по = on
maybe
по рельсам
on the rails.

>>310
So it means "I don't speak on Russian." if you do a direct translation?

>>307
Yeah, I was gonna send some vippers there.

>>311
I am not sure..
what my dictionary says:
1) on; along ; all along


2) by, over


3) ) by, according to ), in accordance with


4)by, through


5)in, at, on


6)to, up to


7) on

>>303
Let me guess. You're from Northampton, aren't you?
It can't be Swindon nor Banbury. Buckingham? No way.
And what the heck does Stratford-upon-Avon supposed to mean?

>>314
>And what the heck does Stratford-upon-Avon supposed to mean?
The town named Stratford that is on the river Avon.

>>309
According to my textbooks, it like saying 'in Russian' (language) or
'in a Russian manner'. Apparently, говорю is a bit of an exception
to the literal translation, though, since 'in' doesn't work with it in
English. You could also say я не говорю русский язык,
I think. Need confirmation for that though...

Don't act like a wise man.

Study Japanese HARD.

>>316
No you can't say я не говорю русский язык.
you need to say я не говорю на русскОМ языкЕ.

>>317
good advice. On teacher said that learning japanese means saying byebye to the youth.

>>315
Thanks. And it seems to be "Shakepeare Town".
I hope his angry wife isn't haunting the place, though.

sorry, it's Shakespeare

Matchup between spoiled kids is really inviting to me!
But I gotta go now.

it is 05:10 in the morning. Why are you not sleeping? Are you ニート?

>>318
I looked up на and the dictionary said it also means "on".
How are по and на different?

Who is that guy?
http://pocketnews.cocolog-nifty.com/pkns/images/20040101102.jpg
I saw him a lot of times.

>>325
My hero.

>>324
hard question. I'll give you few examples.
На полке. On the shelf
Он удар по полке. He kicked the shelf.

Он ударИЛ по полке.
sorry.

Tokyo is really beautiful in this.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZtvvOT9EWs
I want to go to Tokyo with all my heart.

If you only took part of your heart you might die.

>>329
What do you mean? I don't see any Tokyoes in that clip.
And, you watch that kind of stuff, and you had a sexy/bitchy Russian girlfriend?
I'm completely shocked.

>>331
there was small part of tokyo in that. I dont watch anime right now but I used to watch it some time ago.
BTw this is my favorite russian singer. Watch the MV it is awesome.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-WMa_W5wrjM

yume no naka e
yume no naka e
la la la la

>>332
I bet you have VITAS posters all over your room.

>>334
Omg how do you know about Vitas? He is not popular at all.
No I dont have any posters of VITAS. And whats wrong with that music video?
it is pretty cool.

OK i am tired. going to sleep. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
bye all

>>332
Ok, I like shemales a lot too, and I'm quite masochistic as you can get.
But come on, we already have tons of those stuff here.
We're more desperate for Anna Karenina-ish chicks, or Polina Aleksandrovna types from The Gambler.

Hey, this thread is hijacked by Russian and British morons.
Need more Amrican, canadian, Aussie whatever morons here. I'm sure
America isn't outnumbered morons population-wise.
Now is the time to strike back, you guys. This is my order.

>>338
Maybe they are too stupid to find the way here. But there used to be a few
Australians.

You've gotta point there!

>>338
I'm American!

>>341
Prove it!

How?

>>343
Put fusianasan in your name space.

upload ur voice reading Stella thing

I'm a spoiled Japanese! Can I join the world spoling club?

what is the world spoling club?

this thread

I am police officer. Do you have any QUESTIONs?

WHERE IS SITE LIKE A 2 CHANNEL IN ENGLISH?

>>350
4-ch.net

Thanks

I am the master!

I am houseworker.
I have two children.
Do you have a child ?

I DONT HAVE CHILDREN.

Do you spoil them?

I only have one child. I do not know who previous owner was, but it
was cheap.

I can,t write in 4 Chnnel. Why?

try 4chan instead

>>359
4chan is a horrible place.

>>360
That's OK. So is 2ch.

>>361
2ch is a much friendlier place.

>>362
So is 4chan. 4chan is not /b/. /b/ is only one of many boards.
/b/ is horrible, but others are less so. /d/ is surprisingly polite
and friendly. /tv/ is fairly intelligent, and as long as you're not
trolling as a vegan /ck/ is pleasant too.

>>362
2ch is hip deep in pervs and xenophobes. Well, some threads are
worse than others.

Masochists as well.

It is quite pointless to bash 2ch in 2ch because it is not going to make things any better.
4chan would be appropriate for those who like to do so.

>>366
How the heck would bashing 2ch in 4chan make 2ch any better!?

Less 4channers in 2ch.

>>368
Good point!
But, if you seriously want to change 2ch, you have to think about some other ways!!
WTF!!

My apology.
Actually, /tv/ looks very good. Maybe, /b/ is the only place to be avoided.

I have no clues about one alphabet letter and slashes that sandwitche it

BILL WHITE, The Commander of THE AMERICAN NATIONAL SOCIALIST WORKERS PARTY.

I have heard that Russia is a very racist country. Is it true?

>>373
We have bands of skinheads. But ordinary people feel no angry towards
foreigners. We just dislike poor people from the middle asia that come to moscow
as illegal immigrants. They often commit crimes.

It's "feel no anger" or "do not feel angry". "No" can only modify nouns, not adjectives.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=r3aq4cgKL0g
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=b2rrUmOADV4
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=sF5poxvWb7o

No. It's a very patriotic, nationalistic, proud country.
Recently nationalists had a big rally in moscow.

What's up?

The ceiling, in my case.

>>375
yeah thanks

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=apnK03Zxq0g&feature=related
UHAHAHAHA.
Russians have no creativity. They imitate nazi, KKK.
Why not build your own racialist organization.
And the real nazi and KKK dislikes or have no interest in russians.

sieg heil? lol

Russian neo nazi are dumb.

I didn't have courage to see russian-neonazi kill immigrants
from caucasus and central asia by beheading and shotting in the head.
We can see it somewhere on the net.
Can somebody see it in place of me?

That video was fake I think.

>>383
Russian authority dismissed it as a fake.
But no concreate explanation, I guess.

I *LOVE* this song so much!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Frh1lKWM1mE&feature=related

this song has funny lyrics
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oY5wzpGh4cM
lol lol

>>373
Do you remember the aftermath of 2002 world cup?
after russain team lost to japan, there was a riot in moscow.
They set fire on the cars and reversed them.
rioters attacked foreigners including japanese and broke the windows of japanese restaurants.
I think they were in the minority, not representing russia at all
but the disaster can happen
anytime anywhere in russia. You have to be aware of it when
you are in abroad, not only in russia.

http://robertlindsay.blogspot.com/2007/08/russian-neo-nazi-beheading-video.html
>>383
Please see it if you think it is fake.

Hey! rosiajin is a new kotei? and he is a russian?
This is great. I haven't been here for couple of months so thsi is the first time I've ever seen him.
He seems like a fun guy.
Nice to see you, rosiajin! Just die! Youre a waste of time and space!

It was fuuny how too many Japanese supported the opponents in the world cup.
I guess we don't get fanatic about sports in general.

>>390
Japanese are too afraid of being hated.
I don't like their attitude.
they are like silly, powerless goats or sheep.
I'm japanese though.

>>391
Are you? lol
I think we are just too nice sometimes. And that can be a problem in some cases.
However, I don't like getting furious over silly things. Soccer is definitely one of them.

>>392
I don't like getting furious either.

Ｈｏｌlywood sucks.

Liz. Liz. Liz. Liz.
..... ..….. ah … . Lizlizliz !.
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http://robertlindsay.blogspot.com/2007/08/russian-neo-nazi-beheading-video.html
Does Russia have better technology than ILM and DreamWorks SKG?

LOL!

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwzep82vcYU&feature=related
Why do russian-antifascists carry the banner of japanese
cartoon character, Akira? on it? lol

Oh, sorry they seem to speak German!
No wonder the thug looks like Ian Stuart.

Do you know europeans, expecially right wing
love american culture, for example, baseball?

They really love carrying a metal bat!

many Japanese highschool-baseball-player are skinheads too!
and they are ordered to use a metal bat!
But europeans know the correct way of using it more than japanese
highschool boys.

I think that is kaneda.

400

I made a poem.

You were spoiled yesterday.
You are spoiled now as always.
Chances are you'll still be spoiled tomorrow and later.
That's what you rosiajin is all about.

What a beautiful poem. I'm gifted.

yeah you are like japanese Pushkin.

Tell me about your college life. Was it funny? My college life is
very boring. I attend boring lectures and I pass exams. That is all.
Today I saw group of japanese in my uni. They were talking with teacher
about russian books.

>>403
Walk over to them next time, and tell them you are a 2 channeller.

lol

What is wrong with being spoiled?

>>405
Are you gonna have to join the Russian military, somewhere in your life time?
I heard they give you a tough time there with the bullying and Chechen and all.
I hope you somehow get around with it, though.

>>407
people who study in the Universities dont go to the military. And now
the serving time was reduced from 2 years to 1.5 years and now to 1 year.

wealthy people can get away with it?

>>403
i am a college dropout, so i don't have lots of college experiece.

i can say i liked studying there. our math teacher was great and subject was very interesting to me.
our english seminars were fun too, because our teacher was very dumb -- she didn't knew what 'hitch hiking' was.
my friend and i already knew english quite well, so all we did there was trying to make most fun out of our classes:
in the beginning of the second year we collaboratively described our summer vaction as a space journey vaguely modelled after douglas adams books.

and then our course was changed and i left. it's a pity, i liked studying math.

>>408
but you still have to go to army once you graduate, don't you?

>>409
All people who study in the university can avoit it. And studying in Universities is free in russia.

>>411
No because I disqualified from going to army because I have asthma.

>>408
Relieved to hear that. It doesn't make sense sending elite students
like you guys at the MSU to the front-line. And on shortening the
service time, I guess that's another good thing Mr Putin has done.

>>409
Wealthy people can give bribe and avoid it as well.

But my ultimate dream as I already said is to move to Japan. Well not
maybe move but at least live here for 5 years. I really like Japan.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=_yB5dOc1Js4&feature=related
I hope rosiajin will meet those friendly guys and
learn lessons from them.

>>416
will you handle the hardworking japanese lifestyle? i heard that it may be very difficult for the unprepared.

>>418
how much do japanese people work? My mother go to work in 9 and come back usually at 19:00

>>419
I heard that actual office hours are more like 8 till 20. and then add time spend in the way to/from the work.

Have your read kitya's blog about his life in japan? It's very educating.

>>420
Are you russian too? yes I have read kitya's blog.
привет.

>>416
Are the Japanese people studying at your university, diplomats or something?
Or do they seem to be students from like maybe 東京外国語大学/Tokyo University of Foreign Studies?
I was wonderng if it may help you in the near future to have some kinds of connections or contacts with them.
>>418
At least I'm a lazy NEET. And I don't know what kind of job you're thinking to do here in Japan, but it can't
be that crazy. The "working animal" myths of the 80's are gone. But NO drinking beer from the morning, though.
(sorry for the ethnic stereo typing) I think you guys will be more surprised and shocked by the tininess of the
rooms and houses we live in. The myths of the "rabbit hutches" are still very well true.

>>422
I am not sure who are they. Maybe they are from the tokyo institute of foreign languages.

>>422
Are you the same person who passed eiken ls5 grade?

I have to go to sleep. bye all.!!! ZzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzz...

>>421
Yes I am. Привет.

>>422
I was judging from what our japan-living compatriot writes about his daily life. He wrote that he has a lot of work and little leisure. But that maybe because he likes to earn a lot of money, in which case overtime will be typical for any country.

Actually, I myself is still at workplace (it's 23:20 here), trying to finish some program, that will relieve me from great pains next month.

>>426
Are you also from Moscow?

>>424
I have passed the Eiken 1st grade, but that was years ago.
>>426
Wow, you're definitely a hard worker.
I hope you'll be able to enjoy your Friday night next week.
Good Luck!

>>428
How many years ago? your english must keep improving.
why do you keep on neat?
Are you the same man who loves to accost to foreigners in japan?

I think you guys will be more surprised and shocked by the tininess of the
rooms and houses we live in. The myths of the "rabbit hutches" are still very well true.

This is exaggerated and it roots from misconceptions.
"rabbit hutches" is a word for french complex housing.
a translater just translated it as it literally meant.
(of counrse I think prejudice andsour grapes existed because
french are cynical and crooked people)
Actually the floor space of japan as a whole is comparable to that of germany,
better than that of UK.
It's true that the floor space of rented house is relatively small.
But the space of the owned house ranks 5 in the world and
better than france and germany.
It's not bad as it has been said.

America is exceptional. Their homes are especially large.
No wonder americans are obsessed with my home and pressured to
own one and collapse in subprime loan crisis.

>>427
Yep.

>>428
This overtime will save me a few days of painful work every next month, so I guess this can be called being lazy.

What do you call the proletariat and the bourgeoisie in Russian?
Also, how do you say "comrade"?

>>429
I think I finally passed the test in the late winter of 2002.
I like reading decadent left-wing liberal US/UK newspapers online a lot.
So, that may be helping me improve my English skills a bit.
I'm still a NEET, because it's too easy and comfortable to keep being one.
I haven't really spoken to people other than my family for years, yet alone foreigners staying here.
>>430
Maybe you're right.
I just brought the subject up, because the whole stereo-typical 80's myths came to my mind.
And thanks. My room feels a little bit larger now that I've read your comment.

>>433
proletariat is пролетариат, and bourgeoisie is буржуазия. comrade is товарищ.

>>435
Thank you. I wanted to know this word because Russians always call each other "comrade" in English movies.

At least this new Russian is not giving other Russians a bad name.
Maybe Putin will send spies to hunt down the original rosiajin,
and make him eat radioactive sushi once his father sends him to
Tokyo.

仏教が嫌いだ。仏教徒いるのか

仏陀ですがなにか？

風呂、入れ。

My encounter with a foreigner in my town part3

I was doing part-time job at that time.
When I passed the busiest station in my town after the job, I spotted
a woman in her late forties or early fifties. She was standing alone in front
of the station which was bustling with passerbys.

It was obvious she was a tourist. Back then I was eager to talk to
a foreign toursit to try my English. But it is not that I didn't need
any courage to talk to them. I hesitated for a moment but I mustered
up my courage. Curiousity and my enthusium to try my English overweighed
hesitation.

I walked up to her and said a bit timidly, "Hi." The moment I said
the word, she stepped back with an expression of something like terror
on her face without eye contact. I didn't understand what happened.
I just said hi to and her reaction made me feel as if I had been
a mite or tick or germ or vermin or whatever to her.

I was shocked. I thought to myself, "did I do something wrong to her?"
I felt really awkward but there was nothing I could do about it.
All I could do was just walk away without a word. Reality bites sometimes.
While walking alone, I felt some kind of anger to her. She made me look like
a jerk in public.

(cont.)
Some possible reasons for her reaction were whirling in my head.
"Maybe she's not from an English speaking country?" "Maybe she
just got surprised? But that doesn't explain why she kept avoiding
eye contact..." "Maybe she thought I'm a pusy peddler or a tour guide
who tries to offer her paid tour guide?" I just thought why? why? why?
The reason is still a mystery to me.

She looked like a character in the movie Total Recall.
http://datacore.sciflicks.com/total_recall/images/total_recall_large_03.jpg
How would you feel if you talked to someone and she gave you the
extremely horrified expression on her face???

>>436
Remember to vote for 日本共産党！

SOUKA GAKKAI, i hate this group. it is grotesque(-_-

>>441 >>442
Maybe she thought you were a pervert or rapist? There are women who are very frightened
of unknown men seeking contact with them on the street. She might not have known English,
maybe she was left behind of a tourist group or waiting for someone? Some women are very
afraid of being kidnapped in foreign countries. Japan has a reputation of being very high
in perverts and sick deviants, even though it has a low crime rate.

Only true pervs know

>>445
Maybe.

Hi, everybody up there! You don't seem to be an expert at making effective use of time. ^^;

What makes think so?
As long as you are in 2ch, you are on the same boat.

We are best at killing time and making the most fun out of it.

Enjoy chin-wagging!

chin-chin!

My encounter with a foreigner in my town part4.

I was at a torist spot in my town searching for a prey. When I say a prey,
it was someone whom I speak to in English. A big man with a backpack was
standing alone there. I hesitated to speak to him but as always I striked
up a conversation. After all, even if I make embarassing mistakes, that's OK
because any toursit and me will never meet again.

We sat on a bench and talked. He turned out to be a German. He was a police officer
back there. That makes sense. He was as big as a battleship.
He could have broke my neck like a twig if he had tried. Against his
appearance, he was a calm and nice guy. English was the second language
for boh of us, so we sometimes couldn't understand each other, but all in all,
we enjoyed chatting. By the way, he had a kind of a bad breath. lol

We talked about Michael Shumacher (spelling? German F1 driver) English education
in Germany, how many vending machines we have on the street in Japan and other
miscellaneous stuff. What I didn't know was a story of German expressway.
I was surpeised to know that Autobahn was designed and built for an
airplane to takes off from and lands on there. Maybe the express way
can be used for wartime, rather, that's how it was aimed at. Wow!

(cont.)
It was getting dark. We barely racognised each other's faces. Two men on the
bench talking.... with fewer and fewer people around us. Oh no!
All of the sudden, my diffense instinct started to warn me of something.
Yeah, I've got to get out of this situation. I'm not uho.

I told him I had to go because I needed to go to electronics store.
That was not an excuse. I really had to go there before it was closed.
He told me he was staying an inexpensive inn that night. He didn't know
where it was exactly and he said he would walk there. I didn't know
where the inn is. Anyway, we stood up and started walking together.

We talked while walking, and we came up in front of the electronics
store. Somehow, I couldn't say this was the place I needed to go.
We kept walking and it was after ten minutes or so had passed that
I finally said I had already had passed the electronics store I needed
to go. He looked puzzled but I stretched out my hand and shook hands with
him then I said good bye.

(cont.)

I started to walk in the opposite direction, backtracking to the store.
I turned around to look at him. The battleship was fading in the darkness.
After I got home, I searched for the information of the hotel.
I found out that it takes 15 minutes by bus to get there. If he walked
there...in a town where he had no clues in the darkness it would take...

I don't know but I hope he made it there. At least I'm sure he didn't
starve to death having got lost. He is a cop with sense of direction.
He was a guy with thick neck as wide as his face. He was a battleship
with a bad breath.

If you are interested, I appreciated it if you correct some unatural
wordings or expressions and such.

" was at a torist spot in my town searching for a prey. When I say a prey,
it was someone whom I speak to in English. I hesitated to speak to him but
as always I striked up a conversation. After all, even if I make embarassing
mistakes, that's OK because any toursit and me will never meet again. "

~becomes~

" was at a tourist spot in my town searching for prey. When I say prey,
I mean someone to speak to in English. I hesitated to speak to him, but
as always I struck up a conversation. After all, even if I make embarrassing
mistakes, it's OK because any tourist and I will never meet again."

"He could have broke my neck like a twig if he had tried. Against his
appearance, he was a calm and nice guy. English was the second language
for boh of us, so we sometimes couldn't understand each other, but all in all,
we enjoyed chatting. By the way, he had a kind of a bad breath. lol "

~becomes~

"He could have broken my neck like a twig if he had tried. Despite his
appearance, he was a calm and nice guy. English was a second language
for both of us, so we sometimes couldn't understand each other. But, all in all,
we enjoyed chatting. By the way, he kind of had bad breath. lol"

"What I didn't know was a story of German expressway.
I was surpeised to know that Autobahn was designed and built for an
airplane to takes off from and lands on there. Maybe the express way
can be used for wartime, rather, that's how it was aimed at. Wow! "

~becomes~

"A thing I didn't know was the story of the German expressway.
I wassurprised to know that the Autobahn was designed and built for
airplanes to take off from and land on. Maybe the expressway could
be used in wartime? Or rather, maybe that's what it was aimed at? Wow!"

"my diffense instinct started to warn me of something.
Yeah, I've got to get out of this situation. I'm not uho. "

~becomes~

"my defense instinct started to warn me about something.
'Yeah, I've got to get out of here. I'm not ???' "

" I needed to go to electronics store."
is
" I needed to go to the/an electronics store."

"he was staying an inexpensive inn"
is
"he was staying at an inexpensive inn"

Oops.. I didn't mean to change "this situation" to "here." The
first way is just fine.

By the way, I can stop now or keep going. I'm just fixing the grammatical
errors and wording that are really awkward. I hope I'm not messing up
your writing style?

* wordings

>>459
Thank you very much for your correction. I can learn a lot from comparing
the my original and yours. If you are still interested, I want to
you keep going.

>I'm not uho.
uho is not English. It means homosexual and it is widely known among 2chanellers.
It is comical way of describing someone is gay.

>>455
Hey, I liked your story again. First of all, you are a very courageous man.
Very few of us can actually go up to people from abroad and enjoy a conversation like you did.
I would definitely be shaking and trembling like a new-born lamb, while sweating profusely
like a chanko-nabe-eating sumo wrestler, if I were in that kind of situation.
And the fact that you didn't stop trying even after you've experienced a not so pleasant
encounter like the one you told us yesterday, is just purely admirable.

The thing I most liked about your story is the underlying awkwardness the two of you
must've felt. So true and realistic, it was almost tangible in my own wet palms.
I mean, I'm sure the German guy felt very grateful of you making company in an unfamiliar
land, even if it was for a short period of time, but the sense of uncertainty of the way
things between you two were going was very, I thought, psychologically erotic.
Did I sound UHO there? Anyway, I hope you keep on approaching interesting people, and please
share your experiences with us again. Bye.

>>461
OK, I'll do the rest, then.
I learned something new! It will probably be useful... hahaha!
Is "uho" common outside of 2ch also?

"We talked while walking, and we came up in front of the electronics
store. "
You should probably remove the second "we."

"We kept walking and it was after ten minutes or so had passed that
I finally said I had already had passed the electronics store I needed
to go. He looked puzzled but I stretched out my hand and shook hands with
him then I said good bye."
~becomes~
"...(first part is OK) I finally said I'd passed the electronics store I needed
to go to. He looked puzzled, but I stretched out my hand and shook his,
then said good bye."

"having got lost."
is
"having gotten lost."

"He is a cop with sense of direction. He was a guy with thick neck as
wide as his face. He was a battleship with a bad breath. "

~becomes~

"He was a cop with a sense of direction. He was a guy with a neck as
wide as his face. He was a battleship with bad breath."

"I appreciated it if you correct"
is
"I'd appreciate it if you would correct"

Anyway, your story was interesting again.

If you don't mind, may I ask something?
I think you said before that you're NEET. You are so skilled in writing
English, and you go to a lot of trouble to practice with foreigners.
Do you have a plan to use English for a future job, or move abroad or
something like that?

chin-wag（あごを振ること）＝おしゃべり

でも、日本でchinっていったらアレだからなあ。

From the distance, Hitler is wathcing us!

Hello Japan! I am a British person. I would to spread the TRUE English language. Not the silly American version many people learn.

例えば、サッカーという言葉はだめです。Footballという言葉の方がいいです。

>>468
I would LIKE to spread*

Oh the irony...

>>468
Where are you from.
We have two communists from England and Scotland.

for american, football means american football.
I guess.

>>469
No irony there. I bet >>468 is the pest who's been spamming the
日本語→英語 thread. He's on some weird 'anti-native'
crusade.

British invasion?　History turns a new page. Do Americans strike back?

>>470
I am from Liverpool, England. I study Japanese and Korean at University in Sheffield.

>>472
And no, that was me just thinking it was funny that I mis-typed in English whilst getting my Japanese correct.

Thou shalt be careful

>>474
Spreading 'TRUE English language' from Liverpool?
You've gotta be kidding, LOL~~

>>476
No actually. Proper English is one of two things. BBC style English or British Dialect English. Since I know how to speak BBC English then I can stop this stupid crap from America...
Like spelling colour as color...

Can you suggest a better place to spread proper English from? And if you say London then you automatically fail since they speak possibly the worst English in the world outside America.

>>477
Some people claim that London is the center of the world.
Will you explain how English in London is the worst, since this is the most appropriate place?

>>477
Middleburgh, for sure!!
Because our hero イギリス人 lives there!!

>>478
You spelled 'center' wrong.
It's supposed to be 'centre.' LOL

CENTRE MY ARSE!

British English sucks, my dear!

If I want to say, "I hear you," is "あなたを聞こえます”OK?
I was thinking maybe it's supposed to be "聞いています”but
it would be a little inconvenient to change it now.

>>483
It should be 聞いています。
あなたを聞こえます is anyway, grammatically wrong, so.

>>484
Thanks! I won't use that part at all.

I do not have a budget spent for supper...

>>479
No, no! It is sometimes hard to understand people from Middlesbrough,
because their grasp of English is not the best, since most of the
locals have dropped out from school at an earlier-than-average age.
They may steal wallets, bicycles and DVDs, but they certainly have
not stolen good English. Anyway, I live in Darlington, and although
there isn't much to do there, I'm happy that it is not Middlesbrough.

>>478
One of the worst examples to follow is that of the Cockneys, in London.
Their grammar is absolutely terrible. In London, the better English is
mainly used by those who live on the outskirts, rather than in the centre.

I think we had a discussion on Noah Webster and his spelling reforms quite
a few threads ago. It was believed that the spelling rules of British English
were far too complex for the average American, and that it was also
'unpatriotic'. This is why Webster published his American Dictionary in the mid
19th century. A lot of his proposals, however, did not make it into everyday
language, such as using "soop" instead of "soup" and "wimmen" instead of "women".

>soop
Cute!

London is the center of England.
But most of the people in the city is not english aryan
race. That is the problem.
We can say that they live in the center of England,
but they are not real English men.
It's natural that cockney is not english.

For example, Wham are muds.
George Michael is Greek and Jew and fag pevert.
Andrew Ridgeley is Egyptian and Italian.

Some japanese american or japanese returnee
had trouble speaking with them. But it's not the thing
to be ashamed of. It's wham who should be ashame of.
Because they didn't speak English,
they were not white, they were not English.

Excuse me.
In venezuela, do they speak english or spanish?
i wanna go there by cruise tour.

>>490
They speak Spanish. But keep away from their crazy president, Hugo
Chavez.

english type is 2!
evil english and good english...
not hearing native speaker in keijiban...
and do you know?
Impossible choiced listning naitive speaker english.
（あんどあんたらも日本語間違えるだろ？？
ということはネイティブも当然間違えるのさあ！
細かなスペルミスや構文ミスでののしる奴は馬鹿だぞ。。。）

Hugo Chavez is a brave man!
He mocked the man of former colonial power!

>>491
I think スコットランド人 would highly approve of him.
How do you think about his anti-anglo(england and america) attitude?

>>453
The Germans can thank Hitler for their Autobahn. Hitler was very bad, but he did a few good things.

We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long, Your hearts been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on, We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling, Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Hitler was all talk and no action.
We all heard him crying hatred toward THE JEWS again and again and
yet again, but he didn't even have the tiniest balls to nuke Israel.
What a huge pathetic sissy!
I even feel sorry for Eva Braun's anus. Oh, and her throat too.

>>491
Reactionary.

What exactly is your problem with Chavez?

I see a lot of unfounded criticism coming from the right
when he's probably the greatest leader Latin America has
seen in decades.

Long live the Bolivarian Revolution!

>>494
Yeah, just a bit. :P

He's actually anti-imperialist, not anti-English or
anti-American. In fact, he gave a speech in London
last year and the spectators loved him. It's hard
to dislike him if you look at him objectively.

>>462
Thanks for your nice comment. Back in those days, I think I was more
curious than I am now about people overseas. So curiusity won over
nervousness.

I can't say I was fully enjoying chatting with them though.
Everytime I talked with them, I felt my share of nervousness and
I had to face how bad my English was. I'm better at English now but
I'd still feel nervous talking to them. Plus as I might have said before
I'm a boring person so I'm always afraid that foreign tourist might
recognized that.

psychologically erotic? You shed a new light on my encounter with him.
Come to think of it, you may be right. I don't know...It sounds like
you know a lot about things Japanese, chanko-nabe and uho. I can't tell
if you are Japanese with excellent English proficiency or a native English
speaker.

>>463
うほっ is "uho"'s original form in Japanese writing. Here is the English
board in 2ch, so someone started writing うほっ　in English, like "uho."
うほっ got popiular in 2ch and it is 2ch jargon but I don't think most
2channelers understand "uho" as long as it's written in alphabet.
Nobody who never visited 2ch knows what うほっ means.

Thanks a million for your correction again. I really learned a lot
from your posts. Some mistakes you pointed out are something I could
have avoided if I had been more careful, but others came from my sheer
lack of English proficiency.

>>465
Did I say I'm NEET before? I don't remember. Putting aside if I am or
not, I don't have any plans to move abroad. Landing a job where I use
English would be nice.

Scotland is paying for it's drugs, college fees and gay skirts by
stealing money from us wealth creaters here in the south of the border.
And now they're even trying to throw out our nuclear deterrent subs
from their harbours, only to piss us off again. What a treacherous move!

And this is all happening in front of us whilst dure and pathetic Scots are occupying
the highest offices in the union, No 10 and 11 Downing Street. English elected MPs
have no say whatsoever on how the public services in Scotland should be run,
while Scottish elected ministers enjoy recking our's. This dilemma is
officially called the "West Lothian Question", but we call it here the
"South Loathian Question", because they hate us so much.

The North Sea Oil seems to be their only positive contribution to the union,
but we all know it's all drying up in a few years. And come on, it's just a dark
and smelly liquid and we don't even owe the Scots for its dicovery and development.
So for God's sake, get a grip of your transvestiting skills and stop being a parasite!

>>500
I remember you said so before.

>>501
Gladly. Let's end the union.

We'll move to the left while you move to the right.

Enjoy your BNP/UKIP/Tory fascist state and cricket.

wealth creaters

Nice sound!!!!
exactly the creed of the World Church of Creator or the Creativity Movement!
But they lump in cheltic people(Irish, Scotish, Welsh...) with creator!
That's false!

i cant sleeping.
im headake.
i wish cold

>>504
Please note that Adam Smith was Scottish.

>>505
excellent English!
I'm very moved by your sentences.

>>506
What is your view on American who say they are Scottish even though
only grandparents were Scottish?

>>508
Whether they're Scottish or not depends on
how familiar they are with Scottish culture,
people, and ways of life.

I don't like it when Americans who've never been here
and probably never will claim to be Scottish.

My great grandfather was German but I don't
identify with Germany because I have no first-hand
experience of the people or country.

Let's admit Scottish is one of the Civilized tribesmen by English!
John Stuart Mill was scottish descent and brought up in
England. He became one of british racists, who later had a great influence
on Mr.Hitler!

>>505
Dont make a fool of me.
But I feel a complete fool.
What i do flom now on in my life.

Scotch whiskey is the best of its kind, undoubtedly, and has to be single malt.

>>509
Do you like Travis?
I don't understand what draw the line between scottish and not.
I quote music band for instance.

Travis is heavily infuluenced by the music of the British origin.
You can say they are infuluended by each other.
Either way, what is scottish?
They speak the same language, they are geographically close,
they are having similar culture.
I saw Travis wearing kilt. That's very scottish. I wonder
if they did it by intention to make a difference.

And do they want to be independent even though they love english
culture and english individuals?
very complicated for japanese.

I think English has its traditional outfit.
But they won't bother to wear it for the commercial film
with no context or reason?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwh3FmpZ7kg
Wearing kilt seemed very abrupt and unrealistic and strange to me.
Why show ethinic trait in music video unrelated to scottish tradition.
スコットランド人 said earlier that scottish don't wear kilt
daily.

Did I think too much? Kilt is just sales pitch or something?

Three guys in jeans run away from the miserable man in
kelt.
Is it insinuating something? Some mataphor to
emphasize self depreciation?

>>503
Calm down buddy, I'm a fake England人.
As a matter of fact, I'm a Japanese wishy-washy pinko liberal. In a sense, a proud comrade of your's.
The thing is that I just wanted to test the lame line "for God's sake, get a grip of your transvestiting skills" I came up with.
All the rest of it is just a pile of half-digested weak old Tory propaganda that I came across somewhere in the papers.

I assume progressives like you in Scotland face a voting dilemma between the SNP and New Labour in national (non-regional) erections.
Just like how we get torn apart here between gothic lolita animes and horny granny videos to have huge (by regional standard) erections.

yes. scottish vote for erecting.

>>487
Thanks for your explanation. I'll just remember the Cockneys speak something terrible.

At the same time, however, isn't it often the case that language itself evolves even in
undesired manners that many authoritarians openly despise at times in its history,
and that some pieces of vocabulary which people modify to use in everyday life somehow
make their way up to the dictionary? Anyway, the flexiblity seems to be part of the dynamics
which drive the English language or practically any laungage so vibrant and vital that people
over the world create and accept new culture and literature derived from it, in my opinion.

Slightly off the subject but still on it, I find the Kubrick film, A Clockwork Orange interesting,
especially the satire of how deviance fails to be treated and reformed and is just attributed
to human nature of youth in the end, as well as the way English slang is wicked with Russian in it.
Regardless of its graphic depictions of sex and violence, which quite effectively go well with
its disturbing soundtrack, it still is a good film that I can enjoy.

>>483
Just say 聞こえています。
It's correct.
And あなたを聞こえています　soundｓ weird.
I don't know why. But we won't say あなたを聞こえています。
maybe 聞こえています is a abbreviation of あなたの声　は
聞こえています。I hear your voice.

>>495
I heard Autobahn program was in progress before hitler rule.

Anyway He was a great man.

>>518
No. Just because english(british) men are powerful conqueror.

>>520
Parts of it existed before Hitler, but the building of it had stopped, and Hitler continued it.
Hitler was a faggy emo with inferiority complex who barely did anything good ever. Even his art sucks ass.

Hitler lives in our heart.

>>523
In your heart, you mean. You homo, nazi uniform fetishist.

he reveal his nature.
someone steal my voice.

>>523
Do you really aware, what he has done?

>>526
>>523 is probably a troll.

>>527
Would you tell me the meaning of "troll"?
Is it like a fishing? (trolling?)
Did he post a fake opinion to enjoy the response?
I hope my English make sense.

>>528
A troll is someone who just tries to make trouble.
Well, that's the internet troll.
It's a sort of slang word when it's used that way.
The word troll is really like, a kind of little monster.
By the way, I'm not 527.

We won't make it at this rate captain.

Stand by for emergency erection.

"Troll" does mean a sort of monster, but the Internet slang actually does
come from the fishing meaning of trolling. It refers to fishing for flames
from other posters.

>>529 >>531
Thank you ! Thank you very much !
I found this internet slang word is very similar with the Japanese one.
We also say "fishing（つり、釣り）”　on the net.
But, we never use this word in a real life. Like "troll"

Yes, I believe that was borrowed from the English Internet slang.

>>532
I don't think so.
釣りだろ？ Won't we say like this?
I think it's not unnatural.

>>534
I don't understand what you mean.

kamen raider says
僕に釣られてみる？ Why not be trolled by me?
http://dictionary.goo.ne.jp/search.php?MT=%C4%E0%A4%EB&kind=jn&mode=0&type=stickflets-east
Verb is confirmed in the dictionary.
Noun is not. But it's quite understandable.

>>535
日本語で言うけど、
「日常的に「釣り」だろ？
とか言わない？　」

ってこと。

>>536
>>537

Does its use in a TV show prove that people say it in daily life?

>>538
Hahaha. "Blue" raider's weapon is rod, fishing pole.
What was his name? Oh, I remember.
His name is uratarosu. urashimataro. lol

"Rider" sorry.
　

Is a raider like a pirate or thief?

I am sad today.

>>542
So am I. I think I'll take a nap.
I hope you feel better soon!

Why?

Everyday is sad.
So people need a resurrection of Hitler.

>>545
Why? He will just make things sadder.

>>544
I don't know. I just feel that there is nothing for me to do.

maybe climate? today(yesterday) is very cold!

>>543
Before you take a nap, I reccomend you to jerk off.
sound comfortable fatigue will lead you to a good sleep.

native speakers disappered suddenly in a lump.
Are they ordered by their master, hitler or jews?
What are they conspiring?
I don't wanna die or be killed...

>>547
Can you think of something that would make you happy?
It can be anything like hot cocoa.

When you wake up, You see everything gone. the end of the
world.
You see vacant buildings and debris. no one around you.

what a romantic scenary.

>>552
How romantic!
You really make me laugh.
I use to dream such a thing. Wnen I was teenager.

how many people who aren't Japanese are there?

but nobita in doraemon learned the hard way. after seeing
the real end of the world by mosimo box, nobita noticed
how it is happy to have mudane everyday-life and
people interfering with nobita's life.

do you guys like doraemon?

I liked it. I'm not reading it now.
But it makes me feel nostalgic.
it's in my heart.

I have not had sex in over three years.

It's making me depressed. I feel invalid.

What has changed that before I could get the girl and now I can't?
My weight and looks are the same, I do not understand

>>558
w

>>550
I'd written out a few long paragraphs about language evolution, Chavez,
and Cockneys... then Internet Explorer crashed and froze everything. At
that point, I felt suicidal and lost the will to post for a while. Perhaps
this happens to others here too.

>>560
Wow!
But everybody doesn't frequent porn sites, especially
immature girl sites like you.

>>560
I hope you will recover and muster up will to reapond to
the quesitons.

>>560
I think you are well informed about everything including
IT.
Why do you keep using IE?
I'm using it. cos I don't want to think this and that.

>>541
haha. raidar is a super hero. kame raidar is a special effects tv series.

>>516
I knew you were joking lol.

I was being sarcastic.

>>560
http://www.opera.com/
http://www.ubuntu.com/

:P

>>562
Perhaps later...

>>563
I use IE because I'm a web developer and have to know if my coding
works in the major browsers, especially since the majority of people
use it. Personally, though, I hardly ever have any problems with it
and it's just more convenient to use than Firefox, Opera or Safari,
which are not as integrated with Windows.

uhaha. yes raider must be someone like thief or investigator.
rider... I made a same mistake again.

Do not go to this link: http://www.snipurl.com/1uklz

>>568
Goatse, Tubgirl or Last Measure?

>>565
Saw that coming from a mile away...

But thanks for the suggestions anyway, my dear fellow Brit.

スコットランド人 really don't trust English men.
It's funny..
Is it like this feeling?

many english men(but includin scottish?) opposed Opium War,
many people "showed" symapathy toward chinese,
but they eventually allowed it by a few votes.
Sympathy was some kind of an excuse and setup for dilluting
atrosity? prepared in advance.
However many people opposed the war, it would never have
changed the situaiton.
スコットランド人 thinks English will do whatever for its interest
when the time comes?
SO イギリス人's kindness looks superficial and untrustworthy...??




So イギリス人's kindness is two dimensional.

>>569
It's worse.

>>571
Nah, I don't really dislike them. It's all in jest really.

I do want independence from the UK however.

In the form of a socialist republic.

Meh.

>>565
Why Travis wears kilt while imitating Radio head and making
much money from england?

Are they scottish nationalist?

Do they demand an indepencence? if so , why call for independence
while preaching love and peace.
Jesus said love your neighbors.

>>574
I don't think they sound much like Radiohead at all.
And I don't see any problem with them making money
in England.

Scottish nationalism isn't exactly racist in nature.

And I fail to see how splitting an imperialist state
in two would be going against love and peace.

Also, since when did Jesus' "followers" actually follow
his teachings?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7-q1WRaKNg
I know you love these guys.
I know your inclinaton.
It's the most hurting, melancholy, making me blue
music video I've ever seen.

I don't know kilt has an impact on fetishism. It's probable
that real fascist dictator would ban kilt and attribute it to
every wrong result.

>>573
Just wondering... if you lived in your ideal socialist state, what
sort of social policies and ideals would it enforce and encourage?
I'm not going to attack you or anything for this, just curious, since
there are so many interpretations of how a social state should work.

Strasserism
>>577

>>577
My ideal socialist society would have no state.

>>578
lol

The UK still imperialist state?

A meat fest state probably.

Sex vouchers for all!!!
(And extra ones for us who come from sexually modest backgrounds.)

>>580
"Imperialism is the forceful extension of a nation's
authority by territorial conquest establishing economic
and political domination of other nations that are not
its own colonies"
-from Wikipedia

Is this not exactly what the United Kingdom and it's
globalist allies are doing right now through enforcement
of "free" trade in the third world?

Globalisation is merely another incarnation of imperialism.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION !

You guys are naive.
Barbarians deserve to be enslaved and exploited.
That's why I think the US is right to keep Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo open to re-educate Cheney and Rumsfeld.
I wanna see Dick inappropriately touched by Dick, and Donald being treated like a dog rather than a Duck.

>>579
Okay then... how would matters such as law be handled without some
sort of governing body? And just before there's some philisophical
argument back about morality, and definitions of 'right' and 'wrong',
would people be expected to take these matters into their own hands?

>>586
Well, what kind of crimes are you talking about?

Crimes like murder and rape would be dealt
with by local communities.

And many things thought of as crimes under capitalism
would not exist in a communist society where everything
belongs to everyone. You can't steal from yourself, can you?

I'm afraid イギリス人 is right on this one again.
Without the security police, it would be impossible for us to efficiently
mass murder the capitalist pigs and their corrupt minions, let alone
gang rape them up their asses in front of their gorgeous wives and daughters.
That would be a really sad and tragic thing to happen.

スコットランド人 should denounce his naive bourgeois liberal anarchism crap right now,
and embrace the ultimate truth obvious only to us philosophical grown ups,
universally known as Hard-Gay Bolshevism.
Welcome to the real world. And don't forget your costumes. Condoms are prohibited.

It seems like a lot of males are in this thread.
I wonder how many girls are here??

Who cares.

who knows.

god knows

i hate that song.

>>593
I've got a friend in Iraq who loves that song...

In less then two weeks I have exams. It makes me tremble with fear.

>>595
Are you sure you are not trembling just because it is 2°C in Moscow
right now?

It won't kill you if

>>596
unlike japan we have central heating system in our houses. So it is only cold outside
not inside.

>>598
If it breaks, will you die?

test

>>599
it wont break. I am sure.

In future I will go to work in Tokyo. That is my biggest dream.
Sometimes I want to cry because of it.

泣き虫さんですね
強くなりなさい

>>603
I will. But I really want to move to Tokyo...... :(

Strange the thread wont update.

test

Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

But I don't like spam!

>>602
Why is working in Tokyo your biggest dream?

>>609
because living in tokyo is my dream.
btw guys here is photo of mine:
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3150/meoy9.jpg
what do you think about my look?

HI all!!!

>>610
I'm afraid to look. Is it SFW?

Bye all!!!

>>612
yes it is sfw

The photo is bad. I look much better in real life.

>>610
You look exactly the same as you talk here. No gap. Which is good.

Boys　Don't　Cry
Don't　ｃｒｙ　Russian!

lol

Nobody is here... :(

I am.

I am not.

How is weather in Tokyo area? In moscow there is snow everywhere.
I am tired of snow...

>>610
I think I look better:
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7100/istockphoto1221549scottve4.jpg

I wonder what japanese people think about people with japanese major
in college? In russia it is very prestigious to study japanese in university.

>>610
You look creepy.

>>625
why?

>>623
You are the hottest so far.

Post your photos too

>>625
At least he had a bitchy Russian girl friend once, unlike you and me.

>>622
The weather is just fine. But the humidity is very low,
and it seems that flu is spreading across earlier than usual.

Oh, and I hope you do well in your exams. I remember you saying you
were majoring in business. So, your exams gonna be about like
management, marketing, and accounting and stuff? And maybe a few
micro-economics crap here and there? I've been through all that too.
That's why I'm permanently unemployed, living on state benefits.
Good Luck!!!

japanese people seems to be not very talkative.

>>630
No my major is history. Even I am attending most prestigious uni in my country i
am not sure about my future. That's why I am learning japanese and I am going to have second major in japanese.

>>629
You must be a cyber spy.

The Russian guy looks like an otaku.

uho

I just cracked rosiajin's tripcode.

another photo of mine. I look not very good on photos :(
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/4627/meoncemorenu5.jpg

>>632
What kind of history?
Russian history, or something more exotic?
And what do you think about Stolypin?

>>638
Political science actually. I think great about Stolypin because his
reforms made russia go capitalistic then... world war II started and
damned revolution. because of that russia went into turmoil.

We go through all history. Ancient east, ancient greece, ancient Rome,
Medieval times, new times, and finally modern times.

♥

I said I've cracked your tripcode, Russian gay.

so what? Why I am gay??

I am gay because I am happy.

Time to change tripcode anyway.

no I dont like 'rat' in my tripcode. that is better.

>>645
Don't pretend to be me.

What was the tripcode?

the tripcode was very easy. yen

anyway you probably most likely the NEET. haha so foolish of you

test

Do you take pleasure in sarcasm, russian gay?

Okay. I believe you are the real rosiajin now.

>>652
Why are you calling me gay? tell me

your photo told me so.

>>655
what was so gayish about my photo?

Just open your eyes.

>>654
In his own sick world, all men except neo-nazi types are gay,
despite the fact that all neo-nazis are gay.

*click* Okay I opened my eyes. I dont see any gay factor.

I am not gay anyway. I want to meet with japanese girl.

なぜ日本人がナチになりたいのかよく分からない。白人じゃないのに

Japanese girls are not for you.

>>662
why is that?

I know of a Russian beheading video.
Do you want to see it?

>>664
I already seen it long time ago.

>>663
You are nasty.

>>666
no I am not.

How old are you?

20.

How old are you, nazi?

Your future is bright.
In your dreams.

>>671
Since I am studying in the best university in my country my future is BRIGHT :)
I can even work abroad.

dont make my ass laugh.

I'm getting cold here.

it is 5:40 in japan why on the earth you browsing 2channel?
you are NEET. So foolish.

>>672
Then, what do you think about your alumnus Mr Gorbachev?
A sad hero, or a complete villain?

偽rosiajinは何歳なのかな

>>676
Nothing special. It was just time of collapse of USSR he was just here in time.
In other words everyone could be on his place.

You are making hasty generalizations.

>>678
Did you vote on Sunday?
And is it true that you get served borscht and пирожки at polling stations?

>>680
yup I voted for the Union of right forces. Sadly they got about .5% :(
At my polling station there was not any pirozhki and borscht

Nasty Russians are the worst of human being.

I'm hungry.

>>679
なぜrosiajinのトリップが欲しかった？それを得るにはどれぐらい時間をかけた？
お前はストーカーみたいな人だよ。

I prefer Hungarians to Russians.

>>684
Cool I can read what you wrote with dictionary. I am making progress
with my japanese. Yay!

>>681
Good choice.
Are the intellectuals, including the students,
at MSU less inclined to vote for Mr Putin's block?

I google searched "◆5QDYHu4pMI."
It took me two shots to crack it.

>>687
yup. Many didnt vote for edinaya rossia.

http://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E2%97%865QDYHu4pMI&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2006-26,GGGL:ja

See how easy to guess what the tripcode was.

百円◆5QDYHu4pMI

I must go now.

Go to sleep. You will wake up at the evening depressed as usual.lol

>>693
Like you do, everyday.

>>694
excuse me but I am going to the university everyday. Except Wednesday and sunday.

>>689
So, the red coated Putin fanatics on the streets,
they're not exactly the smartest bunch of their generation?

>>696
they are average I think.

>>697
What's your bet on who's the next President gonna be?
Mr Zubkov, Mr Ivanov or Mr Medvedev?

I hope it will be not Ivanov. I really dislike military guys.
Well I am going to sleep. So see you !!! bye!

700

He will have sweet dreams of Putin, I bet.

How many people here are not Japanese?

At least two, at this moment.

>>699
Thanks for sharing your thoughts for us, the FSB.
Good night.

>>610
Are you a guy or a girl? You've got this androgynous guy look.
Either way, you a bit like this guy I used to know who plays
the guitar and codes computer games. He had that rock-star look
going for him when his hair is a little longer. He also played
both fields. A fact I didn't find out until after he got in
a relationship. Another fact being the interest was mutual. Damn.
The chances you miss out on just because your queerdar is broken.

>>703
Hi there! This is the MI5.
You seem to be getting along very well with a lot of foreigners here, lately.
What do you think about the current party donation row?
And can you tell us more about your Iraqi friend you mentioned earlier?
How and when did you get in touch with him or her in the first place?
And which of the two men do you like more? Sir Ian Blair or Mr Jean Charles de Menezes?
Thank you.

>>705
On second thought, >>610 looks not only like that guy,
but a mix between that guy and a girl I know. Both
playing both fields. Hilarious.

>>706
Ahh... he's not actually an Iraqi, but a US Marine serving in Iraq.
He's the biggest 'otaku' I know.
Personally, I don't care so much about the party donation row. It's
not as if the money has anything to do with me, and isn't serving our
(the British public's) interests anyway. And as for the de Menezes case,
I think Ian Blair should have resigned over that. He gave paltry excuses
in the hope of just saving his job.

Please don't make me 'disappear', Mister Bond.

>>708
Oh, you're lying to us already.
There's no such thing as a "Otaku GI", at least when we last checked.
Our latest intelligent estimates show that all US soldiers are either like Rambo or Demi Moore.
And we strongly warn you to stop using Akihabara jargons as a code to covertly communicate with
your jihadi friends on jihadist matters, because Islam strictly prohibits worshiping anime figures.
Don't forget. You lose, Big Brother wins.

There are Otaku GI.
There are all sorts of soldiers. Fred Perry got into drawing thanks
to the military. He discovered that fellow soldiers would pay him
for drawing pretty girls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Perry_%28comics%29
http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Digger

>>709
It's funny you should mention anime figures, because that guy has
already collected hundreds of them. Literally hundreds of them.

I am a boy.

I am chatting now with 44years old japanese women. LOL

good for you.

The mature woman thing is in now? Where the hell did we go wrong, people?

>>713
What kind of sexy stuff have you two been chatting about?
In detail, please.

Japanese is language of devils. I think I never get used to it.

その映画を見て泣いてしまった。

ど・・どの映画ですか？

It was just an example. But Actually I cried while watching 火垂るの墓.

Oh...I see. I watched that movie only once.

Have you watched any Nagisa Oshima movies?

Nagisa Oshima!!!
I know he is a director, but I don't know any of his work.
Is he still making movie?

Oh, wait! I Googled it. I watched 戦場のクリスマス before.
It's a very old movie. Yes, that was good.

http://academy6.2ch.net/gogaku/index.html#1

french version of chat thread in 2ch.

It's theme tune, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence, by Ryuichi Sakamoto
is awesome!

What do you think about Koreans living in Japan?

Go back to the North, evil Russians!

To north? where to?

I want to master my japanese.

Why?

because If I want to live In japan I should speak the language.

>>726
Usually, Japanese citizen afraid of Korean people.
After the WW2, Korean people assult the police department and Japanese citizen.
They stole stuff, and killed people, a lot. They were in the real "out of law"
GHQ(General HeadQuarters) never gave us the permission to arrest them.
Because, they are not Japanese. Even American MP never cought them.
So still now, Japanese people keep that memory in our heart.
But, I like KoreanAmerican. They are different. They look friendly and intelligent, maybe,,,
Anyway, not every Japanese hate koreans.
There're a lot of them in Japanese Showbiz.
For me, they are welcome, if they don't assult me.

>>727
Why you say that? hahaha,,

I'm thinking about becoming a transrator. I've been searching infomation about how to become it. Maybe industrial transrator is a little better. Pay is so small though.

Translator is a very difficult job and you need a proper degree.

Wake up and smell your feet.
There's no hope for you.

I studied japanese today. And I am going to eikaiwa school in the evening.

test

how famous are the Emelianenko bros in russia?
iirc, Fedor said he is friends with Putin

>>738
I never heard of them.

konna kanji

死ねよオタク。

I am not otaku lol

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink)
or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese
for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to
be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you
have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii
[cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick
holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon
pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic,
or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in
japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have
found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but
it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my
other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2
compartments looks more kawaii)

くたばれキモヲタ

>>732
>So still now, Japanese people keep that memory in our heart

Who are these Japanese people? me and my friends and other people around here
have no interest in history so no one cares about that kind of stuff.
Im not afraid of or hate them but if anything, that hanryu crap hype temporarily made
me hate Korea, but thats not there fault. Also, sometimes they get rediculous like when
there was the news about japanese history textbook with war crime content editted out,
some koreans went ape shit burning japanese flags and stuff as if that crooked textbook
was officially adopted by the majority.. but just like in any country, normal people are normal
and crazy people are crazy, so meh

And to answer to the original question, we dont rly care, I have never even once met a korean...
A friend of mine has a korean friend, and according to him he is cool. thats all i know...

I think the Russian is insane.

>>743
For your girlfriend? Why kawaii?
I think every bento boxes are made from plastic. or stainless steel.
And 2 compartments are maybe enough, Or separated small 2box style is the best!
It's very dificult to find a bento box that is absolutely "made in japan" on the internet.
I'm sorry.
I think, come to Japan first, and reconnoiter the other student is the best way for you.
You can find out the trend fashion.
By the way, 保温弁当箱　is good! But, I think it's too big for your girlfriend.

>>747
This is text that is posted all over Internet.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22Im+looking+for+a+bento+box%22&meta=

And this is why I don't use tripcodes.

You can tell this is really me from the aura of awesomeness
around my posts. o-o

>>749
The flare of your kilt almost blinded me.

Who is your favorite revolutionist in history, if any?

Great Scott!

>>747
A classical piece of copy-paste that has floated around
on the internets for years.

I wonder if rosiajin knows Luboska.

>>753
same person. luboska, keira, roshiajin,chairman mew all the same

hai. game over. you fail again. I gave you the very last chance
and you didnd't do anything to it. sayonara~~forever.

What chance did you give me?

In fact, everybody else besides you is me. You failed.

What did I fail? I don't understand. lol

Me neither.

hisashiburi!

I'm so sorry everyone! My internet provider sucks and I lost internet for THREE WEEKS. >__<

I'm only coming to 2ch because I'm on the campus computers, but hopefully I'll have my internet back by tonight! n_n
Did the Americans her ehave a nice Thanksgiving? And I doubt there ar eany Jewish people in the english board, but Happy Hanuka anyways!

>>754
This is madness. I can not be any of them (except Chairman Meow, of course),
as they are all people. Anyway, my absence is due to some minor conflict
between the glorious PRC and the ignoble DPRK. Fortunately, we were able to
deploy some biological weapons (fleas) and use them to come to a peaceful
ceasefire. The DPRK always underestimates our true feline might.

And now I shall sit back (with my leg raised in the air), and wait for that
one human who always says "you are the only one who finds your posts funny".

↑ね？ひとりのきちがいさんが全部やってること。
こうやって単純にもすぐにばれるような、言い訳してるところで
わかるように、まだ、young boy.
rosiajin も　keiraも、chairman Meow も全部ひとりの男がやってる。
フランス人も、カナダ人もやつだよ。君たちもひまつぶし
だけならいいけど、この基地外さんの遊び相手になんなよ。
人生もっとましなことが他にあるぜ。

きちがい＝カナダ人、そしてロシア語、フランス語
その他いろいろしゃべれる。頭はいいけどたぶん無職。そしてハッカー。あんたの
コンピュータにも侵入してくるよ、気をつけろ。あたしもうごかんべ〜ん！っていうくらい
被害にあった。もうほんとenough!!

↑2ch infected brain lol

>>761は、なんて言ってるの？
誰か、日本語に訳してくれると嬉しいんだけど。

Make it work!
Carry on.

games are good

work it harder make it faster

>>761
ロシア人と名乗る男はカナダ人だったのか・・・。
プーチン大統領の次女の事を知らないから、「おかしいな？」・・とは思ってた。
次女のエカテリーナは、サンクトペテルブルグ大学で、日本語学科に進学して、
日本史を専攻している。

エカテリーナは、過去に少数の警備と共に４回日本に来てる。
まぁ、この事は、英語やロシアのHPじゃ、絶対わからないだろうね。　秘密だから。
でも、日本では全然秘密じゃないから、新聞やWebで普通に報道されていた。
２ちゃんねらーなら、みんな知ってる。

>>767
自作自演乙

Hi japanese people! What do you think about 太宰治 ??

>>769
Do you know Luboska?

>>770
no. Who is she?

>>771
She was once a poster in this thread. She was a Russian girl looking for men.

>>772
cool.

Jul 4, 06, 03:43 �U #1

Hello people. My name is Luboska I using internet and i think about dating with othe person man from other country. I try find some dating site but i can't write letters to man because i don't have credit cart.... I post it mesage at this forum:
I WANT FIND MAN TO LONG TIME RELATIONSHIP AND MARRID.
I want tell some more information about me.
I am single GIRL. if you want start correspondent with me please write to my e-mail address: [email protected]
I will waiting you letter soon.
Luba.

ops it was me. Btw in 10 days I have exams. Russian Universities are much harder then japanese.

that is sure long word:
北大西洋条約機構

北 - North
大西洋 - Atlantic Ocean
条約 - treaty
機構 - organization

What do you think about people with Japanese major?
Are they weird for you?

What is your major?

history. But I am learning japanese by myself my level is about JLPT-4 (the lowest)
I am going to have another major in japanese.

なぜ日本語を勉強してるんだ？

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because I'd like to read japanese authors and because I want to live in japan.

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>>784
OMAEMONA! :D

Say that again and I'll kill you.

おはよごじゃいます

fuck you all

you too :D

キムチがスキ？ワタシはヂャイスキぢゃ。

well I tried kimchi once and did not like.

lyapapam

じゃあ早速自殺しる！

it means "kill yourself" , right?

>>774
oh wow! I remember her! She was pretty funny, but I think she really hated me.

>>783
Good luck! I want to have Japanese as a minor, but for a major I'm undecided. Maybe design- i don't know.

>>796
My kanji isn't too great, but I'm pretty sure 勧告人さん is telling you to hurry up and kill yourself.
Not very friendly, I suppose. 勧告人さん needs a hug. n_n

>>796
ソーぢゃ。日本語の勉強は終止させる！朝鮮語の方がましぢゃ。

>>798
I see. We have free school of korean language in moscow anybody can attend!! for free
it sponsored by koreans. But korean language have very difficult pronunciation!

Me no mae wo sugiru yokogao tokimeki ga odori-hajimeru!!!

How do you pronounce WO? Wo or O? cuz I heard both.

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>>800
それは歌詞ぢゃろ。歌の場合は「ウォ」と発音するのが多い。
一般には「オ」と発音される。それぢぇも、日本語はやめろと言ったんぢゃ！

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سعهربةثعهئهبتهظ طجىةزظ
ضشسصيثقبفلاغعتهنخمحج
نهعائىعغليغ هغلبف خ فقث ة
هائىعغليغ هغلبف خ فقث

>>802
thanks!!! I am so happy that I can understand what you're saying!!!
That surely progress in my japanese!!

▽悲惨な変態のガイドライン

・「性欲を満たすためにやった」８１歳女性の下着を盗み逮捕、家では下着に埋もれて生活
・「音が聞きたかった。ムラムラしていた」女子トイレに侵入した男逮捕
・「気持ちよかったから」高校に侵入した男、女子生徒の水着を着たまま大便→逮捕
・「ケータイ買ってやる」 中２男子にわいせつ、６７歳男逮捕
・全裸でコンビニ来店、コーヒーゼリー買っていった男を逮捕
・馬と獣姦中、アナルを突き破られた男性死亡
・「尿をよこせ」「下着、制服、現金を持ってこい」１５歳少女に脅迫文、２３歳男逮捕
・女装して、店員にチリソースかけようとした２３歳コンビニ強盗が自首
・「興奮して」電車内で２０代主婦に自慰を見せ付けた男逮捕
・女装して冷凍チキンと交尾していた元警察官、妻と離婚…イギリス
・深夜にオムツだけを着て女性に「このへんにオムツ交換室はありませんか？」と尋ねる男が出没…イギリス
・少年をレイプしようとした3人の男らに、肛門に赤唐辛子を詰める刑…パキスタン
・秋葉原のエロゲー店内で客同士が口論の末、ナイフで切りつける障害事件発生
・「ストレス発散のためにやった」女子アナに背後から体液をかけた男、逮捕
・「大便もらしたので、拭くの手伝って」 女子学生を車に連れ込み、性器見せる→逮捕
・「彼氏とマンネリ、若い男の子と浮気してみたかった」 １５歳少年にわいせつした男逮捕
・「アイちゃんが好きだあ！！」 ４３歳運転士運転中に絶叫、乗客怯える…東京メトロ
・「夫婦仲が悪く、ストレスがたまっていた」７〜１０歳の女児に舌を出させ舐めていた男逮捕
・男児4人をトイレに連れ込み、自慰行為見せた奄美大島の男性教諭逮捕
・黒のストッキングのみを身に着けた推定バスト１ｍの金髪女性、閉会式に乱入…トリノ五輪
・男が女性を押し倒して履いていた下着を強奪した上、ダッシュで逃げ去る→下着マニアの犯行とみて行方追う
・「若い人のパンツのにおいをかいで興奮していた」 男物の下着を盗んだ62歳の男逮捕
・「少年の顔がかわいいのでやった」１５歳の少年に猥褻な行為をした６９歳男を逮捕
・「女児用下着をはくのが快感だった。捨てた下着を見つけた人が驚くのを想像して興奮した」48歳男性逮捕

>>805
Go away.

>>772
No she wasn't. It was a poster who had taken the text and email of a russian girl at another site,
posting them here pretending to be her. I am pretty sure it was a man posting as 'Lubosuka'.
That poster was funny indeed.

>>800
Actually, を is supposed to be pronounced as Wo,and お is supposed to be
pronounced as O, and that's how we are taught at school and it was how
those 2 characteres were pronoucned originally.
However, these days, not many people distinguish between the two different
pronunciations, and we just pronounce both を and お as O.

>>808
supposed toってどういう意味なのか分からない。
誰がそう定めたか教えてもらえるのか？
お前、古い発音だからといってより正しいと思う馬鹿なんじゃいか。

Nobody said such a thing.
You are stupid enough to misunderstand >>808.

Yukorin's fart smells like vanilla.
Understood?

Keira's fart smells like rose.
Her poop taste like sweetened coffee.

er...I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that.

>>807
Oooooh, I see. So it was an impersonater? Those seem to be common in this thread really. xD

>>813
No. She was real, 'cause I ended up marrying her. I kid you not, she's a husbandbeater.
Matter of fact, she'll beat me up to death if I get caught hanging out here.
So I gotta jet now. Bye!

Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating to it.
Almost every morning I walk around my neighbourhood with a large garbage
bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole week to get two
bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard
day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and...pour all the poo
into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I'm being
devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own
mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn't
just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk
to them, pet them...And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while
lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned
into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo,
even Allah himself.

Microsoft: X360 New Japan Scandal (Banned Words Redux)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=214150
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Hi all...

Die all.

I am kinda depressed because I have exams now... I want to cry because of it.
How did you copy with anxiety about exams in your student years?
but anyway I heard that graduating from japanese uni is a piece of cake.

>>819
Japanese universities and schools are very different, as far as I know.
In a way that if you magically were to have full knowledge of the Japanese
language, and switched to a Japanese university, it still would be
difficult for you, because you have not grown up with the study style
they have.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w Read a book!

>>820
how many exams per year you have in japanese unis? In our unis
we have about 18 checkups per year and 6-8 exams.

In American universities, the number of quizzes/exams is entirely dependent on the professor.
It's standardized in Russia?

yes. They are a must for you to go to upper level.
For example if you fail 3 checkups you will get expelled most likely.
In MSU.

>>822
The number of exams isn't the only important factor. The type of exams,
and the education style is what matters most.

SO what is japanese style?

>>826
You stab along intestine, then man cuts off your head.

mmm, chitterlings

puke. how somebody can eat that...

>>829
Orally.

I want to move to japan.

Fucking weeaboos. Stop being so retarded. Japan is no dream land,
and you will never be more than a gaijin.

<丶｀∀´> kekekekeke, why would you want to go to Japan?
Corea is far superior nida. we have kimuchi nida.

>>831
And do you want a pinku bento box?

>>831
Oh yeah? You will be seen as nothing more than a criminal dog.
ttp://metropolis.co.jp/tokyo/673/lastword.asp

>>835
Most of the "crimes" committed by foreigners is immigration-related issues like overstaying your visa.
If you take those out of the picture, the "foreigner's crime rate" is actually 1.3%. The Japanese national
average is 3%.

Really?
Then, how did you know those figures?

>>833 fuck off

In my view, most of 2ch users are lowly-educated and low-income persons.
Originally, the Internet is a tool for losers.
On the other hand, most of highly-educated or high-income persons are not
passionately devoted themselves to the Internet.
Instead, they subscribe to quality papers such as Asahi Shimbun,
or teleview quality channels such as TBS.

>>893
in short,you're "owly-educated and low-income persons",aren't you?

>>840
Your hands are shaking fist in anger so much that you can't correctly operate the keyboard.

Really unpopular thread.
Why don't you guys try to think out a good idea to draw attention
to this thread? No?

The name of this thread is "Chat". That make us afraid.
Maybe change the name will be a good idea.
Just a English bulletin board or,,,,,,英語でチャットの練習をしよう！
That sound much friendly.
Anyway, we need to get rid of the bad atmosphere, something like,
"Japanese Language is forbidden here!"

>>839
Originally, the Internet was a tool for scientists and professors.
Read about ARPA, DARPA, and CERN.
The internet was a very boring place. Then they let the rest of us on...
Now not only is it much larger, but a lot of the internet today lacks
intelligence.

>>843
"Chat" sounds much friendly!

>>844
You are fished.

>>846
Oh yeah?! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
And you're a fish face too.

>>845
We are not English speaker.
So, When we use the word "Chat", it means "real time conversation on the net"
It's frighten us.

>>847
You are fished again. So intelligent.

HELLO EVERY ONE. I AM A GENTLEMAN.

>>847YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A FISH AND ME TOO.

THIS IS WHAT JANIEZ FANS ARE ALL ABOUT
Mayu Kikkawa was a second grader of Janiez high school and worked
part-time at a date club. In the system, the date club takes money
out of a visitor first, and then hands money to a girl after she
finishes a date properly. As for Mayu, hair dyed brown, face black and full-fledgedly
complaining. Even in a date, she only talks about Janiez, and is the
typical foolish woman who returns in anger if she does not like what
the visitor says. Mayu was angry that she got only wait charges while working part-time at the date and stole the money of the shop. Because it was the date
club yakuza ran, she was caught immediately, and taken back to the
shop. "You, bitch!" The manager made a slap with all his might.
"Rape this foolish girl!"The salesclerks pushed away around and tripped off clothes one by
one. Mayu who had only her bra and panties became close to tears, but she couldn't be forgiven by such a thing.
Hiroki Uchi, a salesclerk unhooked the bra and tore it off.
"Mayu."He embraced her from behind."What the hell are you doing, Hiroki?"
The other yakuzas pushed him aside, brought her down with a foot.
Mayu tapped her back of the head on the floor and came into
light-headedness."Hahaha."The men took down her panties, laughting. Mayu' pussy was exposed to
their eyes."Deccan grass. Messy cunt.""It smells, too.""Don't complain. Rape her quickly," the manager was irritated. The
men exposed their cocks. Mayu was overwhelmed on the top of her body.
They raped fer in turns. They cummed once in her pussy, then she was
made to turn back. The men raped her pussy or anus by preference, and her mouth was used for the recovery of their dick. Mayu was thrown
out, far-gone phisically and mentally..

part2
But she couldn't appeal to the police because she stole money and,
if she did, she would be expelled from school. Mayu driven to
desperation learned mah-jong and tried to cheat a yakuza out of
money. Because she was inhererantly cunning, she played foul. It is
the childish genroku heaping up that she learned from a movie
"Wait, girl!"Mayu's pieces were opened. Because similar tiles were every two pieces, her fraud easily came out. She was taken to the office of the
gang and a cold-blooded leader said,"Cut her finger."A follower intervened, "But we had better make her work in a soap?"
"No. She is of no use."The leader was quite right in judging women. Actually, she had been
of no use in the date club and stolen money."Hurry up!""Yes, sir."
Mayu's left hand was gripped and picked up on a cutting board. She
burst into tears."Stop! I will work for a soap!"As if he were enjoying her scream, the yakuza put a knife over her
little finger."Pop."A yakuza hit the knife with a wooden hammer. Her little finger was
easily cut off. Blood flowed out and she peed in her pants. "Serve you right. Such kind of stupid girls are increasing."
They jeered.

Such a heartwarming story.

HIROKI'S FAVORITE CAMP
Hiroki Uchi, freshman of Janiez High School, fell in love at first
sight with a beautiful and smart third grader Yukino Kikuma,
vice-chairperson of the student council.He joined the chorus club of which Kikuma was a director in order to
approach her as much as possible. No other boy was in the club, but he did
not mind such a thing. Kikuma was always hard on him, but he was glad to be paid
attention to by her.In the summer vacation, an annual summer training camp was held in a
hot spring of Yamagata. There was only a mixed bathing. He was made
to wash seniors' backs, swinging a small dick."Haha, he's pretty. Let's take a good care of him tonight."
All the members drank beer at the night banquet. Everyone got drunk, and Kikuma commanded Hiroki to do some perfomance.
"I want to watch your dance and macho body." He cast a T-shirt and began to dance. Because they got tired of it, Kikuma
commanded him to cast a lower part of his clothes."As he is a man, it's a matter of course, isn't it?"
Other girls agreed, too. "Hey, Hiroki! Take it off like a man!"
When he was still hesitating, she said she would expel him out of
the club if he didn't.He took off underpants bashfully.
"Hula! Let's go."Kikuma who got in the swing commanded it. Whenever he danced, his dick
swung in right and left."Hahahahaha, dangling, dangling."
Girls took ceremonial photographs with cameras, laughing.

part2
Kikuma ordered in a severe tone."Hey, do onanism!" "Pardon?""Didn't you hear? Do onanism! If you don't, we put photographs
of yours around school."He did onanism with his face red-hot. When sperm protruded, the girls
laughed with "Hahahahaha". Kikuma showed a brutal expression and asked.
"Did you feel good?""Yes.""Weren't you ashamed?""Yes.""Then try again. You'll be accustomed gradually."
"Let me go to a restroom a while.""No! There is a tray here. Do it here."
He peed into the tray and did onanism again. "Encore! Encore!"
The girls began teasing him. "Well, which do you want me to do?"
"Hahaha, which? He is already our slave. Either is Ok, Hiroki."
He dithered a while, thinking he had done the yellow one a while ago, and the white one was tiresome. He drank up a bottle of beer on a table and peed again.
"Next, the white one, please." He came to obey the girls' orders. His brain was destroyed in this way
and completely became a girls' toy.Inherently weak at liquor, he fell down.
"Wow! He is down.""In this case..."Kikuma put a kick in his stomach with all her might.
"Gah....." He sent up all the contents of his stomach.
"Do you feel fine? We are still long at night. Let's enjoy more."

part3
Kikuma, inherent sadist, made him on his hands and feet. Other girls
were looking from behind."Strange. He ejaculated so much, but his dick is erected again!"
He was excited again because he had got a kick from his loved Kikuma and
was been looked at by 20 girls from behind.When Kikuma stamped his head and hit his back with the belt of the
pants which he took off with all her might."Ahhhh..."
He screamed in a comfortable tone."Isn't this fellow masochist? He is glad to be tormented. He's a
pervert.""I need a piss, too."They took off their panties, sat on his face, and peed into his mouth.
"Put up your head! Walk in the room!"He was made to walk on fours in the room.
"Hahahahaha, he's like a horse! After all, he's a fool. Let's sit on
him!"Merciless whips by Kikuma flew to his buttocks. Because he was made to
drink girls'pee a while ago, he began to need a piss again. But in
such a situation, he didn't seem to be allowed to go to a restroom,
and didn't have a power to say a word anymore, he peed there.
"This fellow pees here."" Don't let pit, Hiroki!"
Girls took photos of his horrible figure with a laughter.
"Wow, it was so great!"On the morning, they went back, refreshed. Hiroki was also
happy in mind, thinking "After all, I was lucky to follow Miss
Kikuma..."

　　。 。
　/ ／
(

uho!

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!!"

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned-
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

>>861-862
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs

THE REGENGE OF PUBIC HAIR
Hideaki Takizawa.'s sexual propensity is to shave the pubic
hair of women with a razor and to rape. With a Lolita complex
to violate a paipan like a primary schoolchild by shaving pubic hair,
he is a metamorphosis who saves pubic hair, and to masturbate
looking at it later.The trick of Takizawa is to invade an
apartment where a woman lives alone. If a window is unlocked,
it is easy. Even if it is closed, he easily opens the door.
For that, he had studied about keys thoroughly, and had
knowledge at the same level as a professional. It was over 100
whose pubic hair was shoven and raped by Takizawa. When he
counts the number of victims, he counted the caramel box which
stored pubic hair. And he smelled it and remembered a pleasant
feeling with a grin. He is a weird pervert.One day, Takizawa
broke open the key of an apartment and assaulted a woman. The
woman slept well in a bed. Takizawa blocked up the tongue of
the woman with packing tape, passed both her hands to the back,
tied them up with a string, got on the moman's body, put off
her pajamas ,and grabbed at the breast. Taste of the breasts
was unbearable for Takizawa. It was very comfortable to massage
with both hands. The penis of Takizawa was almost burst so as
not to be able to endure it. Unclothing panties before the
woman woke up, he attached shaving cream to the pubic hair and
shove it with a razor. And he took off his pants and underpants
after he put the pubic hair away into the pocket of the pants
carefully and violated a woman with the small penis which had
collected sperm.When the woman regained consciousness and was
going to resist while she was raped, dirty and timid Takizawa
punched her in the stomach, pushed himself up and cumm.

part2
But this day the woman did not wake up,so he put his penis in
the vagina while chuckling to himself and ejaculated as deeply
as if possible. Takizawa wore underpants and pants and confirmed
that pubic hair was in the pocket and was going to escape.
（Thank you for the fuck.）He was satisfied that his collection
had increased. Takizawa turned back to the unlocked door.Then,
something coiled him around the neck. Choked, he turned around
towards the woman. Then he found the hair of the sleeping
woman had become longer and tightening his neck.Takizawa became
desperate and was going to untie the hair, but it sticked more
and more. It began to raise him as if power had been increased
more.(GEEEE）Takizawa was suffocated by the hair of the woman
who still slept in the room. Her hair swung Takizawa around,
flung him against the walls of the apartment many times, and
threw away his corpse from the opened window like garbage waste
all too soon.

TWICE IN FIVE MINUTES(TRUE STORY)
In February, 2006, a female college student plotted to smash
Hironori Kusano, member of NEWS, then 17. She tempted him and
took him to a karaoke room. She had a miniature camera inside
her handbag, bought cans of beer,drank badly, and recommended
it to Kusano. Kusano drank a little, too. Kusano was 17 years
old and got drunk very soon and sat down to a chair. While
setting the miniature camera on the table, she unclothed Kusano's
lower part of body and sucked his dick. Sucking his dick, she
swang her head hard, so he cumm. She spitted out sperm, continued
fellatio, and made him cum again without a pause of five minutes.
She brought the video in which a lot of empty beer cans were
rolling on the floor and obscenity to the editorial department
of weekly Bubuka. Bubuka is a very low-level magazine. But the
video she brought in included genuine Kusano and the Bubuka
bought the video for one million yen and reported. The article
wrote a story that Kusano ejaculated twice in five minutes
playfully. A photograph was not able to be ignored by the entertainment
office Janiez which Kusano belonged to. Anyway it is the second
disgraceful affair while NEWS was refraing from activities
after Uchi's drinking and vilence incident. They coudln't
overlook drinking. The office executive officer called out
Kusano.

part2
Because Kusano passed H University for a special ability of entertainment
activity, he was afraid that his entrance would be cancelled.
So, he denied drinking and told a lie that he had touched his
lip to a beer can."What do you mean by that?" "I tried to drink but stopped there."
"You mean you didn't drink?""No, sir.""Do you think that such an excuse
will be accepted?""But it is written here that I ejaculated
twice in five minutes. If I drank, it would be impossible to
cumm twice in five munutes.""Hum..."Janiez couldn't help but
believe what Kusano said.Janiez stopped activities of NEWS,
saying all the members were responsible for the two incidents
and as for Kusano Incident, they announced to continue the
research. Only saying to continue the reasearch and not to say
to annouce its result is a dirty way of doing of Janiez.
They got a name of the female college student out of Kusano,
and it became clear that Kusano drank a little beer out of her,
and paid her hush money without announcing this and left it
unsettled.It is not strange for 17 yeay old boy drinks beer
and ejaculates twice in five munutes. Kusano who gave up in
the entertainment world plays truant from lessons and devotes
himself to studies.

BOY AS A TOY
I am Yukiko and a junior of Janiez high school. I had been in
love with Mr. Hideaki Takizawa, captain of the boxing club for
a long time. One day I confessed him my love decisively. Then
we went along and I had very happy days. However, when I was
summoned to the warehouse of the gymnasium by a member of a
deb group, I found Hideaki gagged and tied up at a pillar.
"What is going on!? Untie him now.""Stop shouting, or your
boyfriend will be hurt."I looked at his face and found a trace
of punch. The deb unclothed his pants after kicking him with a
knee in the stomach."At last, his underwear!""Wow, his dick is
already erect! Over 15 centimeters."I looked away."Unless you
watch, he will be hurt."The deb kicked him on the stomach again.
They began to stroke his dick. It became red and bigger and bigger.
"Now, he is coming,"she said with a laughter. Hideaki groaned,
pulled his waist for an instant. Then, white sticky liquid flied
out of the hole of his dick nearly two meters. "Splendid! After all,
he is the captain of the boxing club."she said."Is there anything
connected with boxing?"They explained to me."Well, 18 year old
boys mastubate everyday, but if he does intense exercize, he
falls asleep without doing it. He seems that he didn't yesterday."
She said, while playing with the cock which was gradually turning
down."He didn't resist us at all. Didn't he lose on purpose?"
I was shown off his ejaculation five times before they went
home with a laughter.

part2
I asked him while unting."Hideaki, you didn't lose on purpose?"
he kept silent." Why don't you answer me?"He said, "I am a masochist.
As a matter of fact, I wanted to show my ejaculation to you, too."
I was shcked to know he was a pervert. But I was still in love with
him, so I joined the deb group and made his whole body a toy.
The relation between our group and him was a secret, of course.
This was a consented play. One time, one of the deb brought a
digital video camera, and videotaped his masturbation. He
seemed to be excited only to hear that, pulled out his dick,
lied on the ground, and masturbated. He seemed to be excited at
my sight and videocamera, his dick got wet at once, came out
sperm nearly one meter high while panting.Because I was his
lover,I was often made use of to recover his withered dick.
When I showed him my breast and hugged him, his dick turned
from down to up. Looking at it,the deb roared with laughter.
I laughed,too.Now after graduation, I mastubate watching the
video remembering those happy days.

BOY'S VIGINITY LOST
Uchi, 2nd grader of Janiez High School, 17, was on a crowded train as
always. A woman of OL style, dressed in a white suit, who looked
strong-minded, around 30 years old, was approaching him. The woman
pulled the zipper of his pants, put her hand into his underpants, and
grasped his dick. Her move was so fast that he was astonished. But
his dick erected completely only in one second when he noticed
it was grasped by a woman. She enjoyed its reaction. (Hahaha.
Such a pinky dick grows big suddenly. It's just like a creature.)
She let her body stick fast and continued grasping his dick. It was
not necessary to stroke it. Stimulation came enough from the shaky
train. She pushed the root of the back line of the dick with her thumb
lightly. He ejaculated immediately. She enjoyed the touch of the rhythm
of his penis. Her hand fully got sperm. "Eek! Pervert!" A female high
school student who was close by cried. The passengers were going to
ignore it at first, but began to get angry when they knew it was a
high school student. "He's taking out a crudy thing"! "Take such a kid
to police!"Such a booing flew in. The woman said,"He is still a high
school student. Please forgive him." She patronized him, so they ignored
it again. While he was absentminded, she said with her hand on his shoulder,
"Let's get off at the next station."

part2
She took him to a hotel."I'm sorry for that. Because you are so cute,
I have been interested in you for some time. My name is Yukino Kikuma,
announcer of Fuji Telvision. What's your name"" I'm Hiroki Uchi,
student of Janiez Senior High School.""Is that so? Whatever the
reason, we are in the same room. Let's enjoy ourselves relaxingly
today."She began to take off her clothes. With a woman undressed in
front of eyes, he was stunned."You are naive. Are you virgin?"
"Yes.""Good. I'm happy to hear that."She took down his pants and
underpants and admired a delicate lower part of his body with
rapture. It smelled immature. "Kach, pretty."Just being seen, his
dick erected again. The line was exposed to her eyes. "You are energetic.
I love young men."She began to suck the dick as if she were coveting
it. He ejaculated in her mouth intolerantly. She swallowed the sperm.
"Delicious!"She got on a bed, spread legs, and showed her juicy pussy.
He was astonished at the secret part of women which he looked at for
the first time. She enjoyed his facial expression. "Do as you like,
Hiroki." The two began sexual intercourse on the bed. They took lunch
in between and fucked more than ten times until the evening. They were
both satisfied, and love arose among them.
Their relation continued, and Kikuma taught studies in the interval of
the sexual intercourse, so Hiroki passed his favorite school
entrance examination wonderfully.
"Enter our company next."
Thanks to the crowded train, they got married as co-workers.

FIRST WOMAN PRIME MINISTER IN JAPAN
Janiez trainee Hiroki Uchi couldn't return at last and left of his
will and exposed the truth of the drinking and violence case in a
weekly magazine out of anger. He said he had been drinking under 20,
kicked the car of the driver who warned his signal disregard, a
police car came and he was arrested by police. His manager paid the
driver a large amount of compensation money and hush money.
And because he said, "Miss Kikuma is the most precious person in the
world," his fans felt completely betrayed. Yukino Kikuma, announcer
of Fuji television ran for an election for the House of Councilors
as a candidate of the proportional representation from the Democratic
Party of Japan. When voting was finished, each channnel began
up-to-the-minute returns promptly. It was most attentive that
Sho Sakurai of Arashi who appeared in an official counting of votes
program as an entertainer of Janiez for the first time. Monta Mino
acted as the chairman. He had studied the election system and would
make a fool of Sakurai. Because Sakurai is a graduate of K university,
while Mino is a graduate of R university, it was Mino's good chance of
the diversion. When the official counting of votes began, surprisingly,
all votes of the proportional representation was for Kikuma. Hiroki's
fans voted for her, so did other fans of Janiez. Sakurai did not know
at all how this case will be. "How are the votes treated in this case,
Mr. Mino?""Didn't you study?""No. I was told that this kind of program was a shit."
"It matters." Mino grinned. "As Miss Kikuma is a proportional candidate
of the Democratic Party, her votes are counted as votes for the party."
"Oh, really?"

part2
The percentage of the votes already counted exceeded 80%, and 35
proportional candidates of the Democratic Party were all elected.
Votes for Kikuma continued after this."How will it be in this case?"
"I this case, other parties gain seats, the rest is alloted by lot."
Kikuma acquired all the votes of the proportion at last, and the
Democratic Party made rapid progress, and the Liberal Democratic
Party and Komeito slipped the majority. The Democratic Party valued
Kikuma, and representative Ozawa abdicated from a seat with a representative in Kikuma. On the other hand, Abe didn't resign without taking responsibility and the Liberal Democratic Party came divideded.
In the House of Representatives, the Democratic Party submitted a
nonconfidence motion agaist the Cabinet. Rebel Dietmen of the ruling
party voted for the motion, so the nonconfidence motion was approved.
Prime Minister Abe dissolved the House of Representatives and the
general election was held, but it fell below the majority, and Yukino
Kikuma was appointed in Prime Minister nomination election with both
of the Houses of Representatives and Councilors, and became the first
woman prime minister in Japan.
Yukino Kikuma who had high honor of the talented woman solved the
difficult problems such as pension and North Korea in sequence and
acted as the prime minister for the longest ten years after the war.
Holding a strong political power after resignment, she was given the
Grand Order during the lifetime, and the best ranking place
posthumously.

JANIEZ FANS' REBELLION
"Good evening. Ichiro Furutachi in the Report Station. First, damn
fans of Janiez who cannot wait for the return of Uchi Hiroki, who
caused drinking and vilence and put in probation, abducted him and
seem to shut themselves up in Osaka-jo Castle. Another information
suggests that Uchi stir up fans. Information mixes. Miss Komiya in
Osaka, how is it there?""Great chaos around the Osaka-jo Castle. It
seems that not only fans for Uchi, but other fans have gathered from
the whole country. They are about a million.""One million? What are
the police doing?""They seem to made undressed by Janiez fans and
confined in Osaka-jo Castle. Their uniforms are scattered.""Then, how
about the situation of Osaka-jo Castle?""It's too far to see, but I
can hear a song. Can you hear that?""Yes, I can. What is the song,
Mrs. Emiko Kaminuma?""It's 'Namiwairohabushi' of Kan-jani-eight. It is
said to be a shame of Osaka," she said in an angry expression.
"I see. So, they are sing together. What is going to happen? We'll be back
after commercials."
The Janiez fans who had ccupied most of Osaka around Osaka-jo Castle
committed all kinds of the evil. Salesclerks had run away and they
stole foods and drinks from convenience stores and ate out garbage.
The men who failed to get out in time were abducted in Osaka-jo
Castle and were abused as sex slaves by Janiez fans.
Hiroki was singing a song of Kan-jani-eight in Osaka-jo Castle hall.
As he sang songs which were published during his probation, some fans
were excited and there were even those who shed tears.
"Thank you for saving me!" He was so stupid that he thought he could
return. Janiez fans,listening Hiroki's songs, stole and ate foods and
stained the town with garbage.

part2
In Tokyo, the cabinet ministers whose leader was Yukino Kikuma as
Japan's first woman prime minister had a hard time to consider what
to do with it."How are we going do, Madama Prime Minister?"
"We have no choice but to dispatch Self-Defense Forces."
"How do we do about the use of firearms?"
"Of course, fully armed. They shall be stepped over under tanks."
"It is not good. We will be condemned in the world like China."
"Then, what?""We can somehow negotiate with Janiez and ask for Uchi's
return.""OK. I will talk to Mr.Kitagawa." "But I wonder if they will be persuaded. They are all liars. Liars
don't believe people.""We have to ask Mr. Kitagawa to persuade them."
"How miserable!"
Prime Minister Kikuma went to meet Kitagawa herself. He was pale.
Indeed, he never dreamed that long-term probation would cause such a situation.
"Mr.Kitagawa. Let Hiroki return immediately and I ask you to persuade rebels."
He promised to cooperate with the government overall, wiping the
sweat on his forehead. Kitagawa got into a helicopter and called them from the sky.
"Everyone! Please be dissolved. I make Hiroki Uchi return."
Janiez fans were pleased to hear Uchi's return first, but after they
knew on TV that Kikuma had met Kitagawa, they began to distrust.
"Can we believe?""I like to continue this."

part3
After all, they didn't dissolve, and continue to plunder the town.
Osaka became untended.
The highest grade dish was prepared for Hiroki, so his appetite was
fully satisfied, but he couln't satisfy his sexual desire. He brought a beautiful fan to his bedroom. The girlfriend was a high school
student, so his popularity cooled down rapidly when the story reached them.
"I already got tired. I want to go back home."
"So do I. As long as Hiroki betrayed us, we don't have to be here
anymore. I go home, too."
They went back home steadily and only Hiroki and his lover remained
in Osaka-jo Castle. Hiroki was surrounded in no time by the police force.
"Hiroki Uchi! You are under arrest for the flagrante delicto of the
crime of internal disturbances!"
The judges sentenced Hiroki to death. Prome Minister Kikuma pitied
her ex-boyfriend, Hiroki and mitigates the sentence to life
imprisonment in an amnesty. She went to the prison to meet Hiroki
many times and presented a handmade lunch. Hiroki married Kikuma in
prison and became Hiroki Kikuma. He was released on parole ten years
later and began to live with her.

wtf

I like where this thread went.

PUSSY EXPOSED
Hiroki Uchi of an entertaiment office Janiez was tempted by Yukino
Kikuma, annoucer of Fuji television who is 15 years older two years
ago, drank liquor, behaved violently in the way back, was arrested
by the police, after 2 years' probation, and demoted to a unpaid
trainee.He sometimes take lessons, and work as the parttimer of
a mover. Living in Osaka, he was seldom able to see his lover
Yukino, dealt with his sexual desire by doing onanism watching
illegal obscene videos he bought by mail orders. He was kept
in a position in which no chance was given. His fans gradually
deserted him, too. He quit Janiez of his willl and got married
with Yukino. The two would begin to live in the apartment close
to the home of Yukino, because his income was unreliable, so she
was not able to leave the company. Hiroki went out to dispose of
illegal obscene videos in the middle of the night. They were of
considerable quantity in all because he had more than 20 volumes.
While he was on the way to the dump site many times, he was
questioned by a police officer patrolling by bicycle. Hiroki,
having obscene videos was completely upset, told to the officer
that he was going to get married and was disposing of the videos.
Unepectedly, the police officer said,"If you hand over videos
to me, I will blanket your case." Hiroki thanked him, and handed
over obscene videos to the police officer.

part2
Newly-married life with Yukino began. Hiroki fucked Yukino every day
absorbedly. When his dick withered away and talked to each other in bed, Yukino asked in a playful tone.
"When I was not in Osaka, how did you control your sexual urge? "
"Onanism.""By what?""Illegal obscene videos.""Where are they now?"
Hiroki told he had handed them over to the police officer. Yukino
heard it and went into fits of laughter. "Bonehead as usual. Walking with obscene videos is not a crime."
"What? Then what was the police officer's attitude?"
"He just wanted obscene videos. Maybe he is doing onanism in the
dormitory of the police watching the videos. Police officers
accoumulate sperm, too. Hahahahaha."
One month later, Hiroki cooked supper and was waiting for Yukino to
come home. When she came home, her face was red-hot and her hands
were shivering.
"What is wrong with you, honey?""You videotaped our fuck?"
"Yes. I did onanism while watching it.""It was leaked in the
net! I was shown it in the company. My pussy was exposed perfectly,
so I struggled to deny it, saying it was an impostor, but no one believed."

HIROKI UCHI'S ATTACK
A male idol group, NEWS, was driven to support the Japan team in
the world valley championship held in Sendai. They were chosen for
preference of the president. They are short, have dull motor nerves,
and belong to the generation that does not know the times when Japan
was strong in valleyball. They cannot be interested in volleyball.
They sat down on the cheering section after having sung a song at the
beginning of a program and looked the other way without watching a
match. They did ridiculous acts such as making a peace sign when
they noticed that a camera projected themselves on. Such attitudes
incurred displeasure of the audience.
Originally, Fuji television paid too much money to the association
of valleyball, and it was unreasonable to broadcast minor sports like
volleyball in prime time day after day. If an audience rating is bad,
it will be a heavy loss. They implored the idol entertainment office,
and the office indulged young talents and formed a group in a hurry.
They became tired from the live broadcasting day after day, and
sleeping boys were on television. So, not only valley fans but also
fans of other talents of the office began to look them down.
Hiroki Uchi was especially tired because he also belonged to
Kan-jani-eight formed by boys from Kansai. He bellowed his own horn,
saying that he would take the leading role in a drama at the age of
18 because he was a favorite of the president.

part2
Boys belonging to this office cannot borrow AV or go to sex trade
shop, so the partners of their first sexual experiences were mostly
older female talents and announcers. Hiroki,18, was provoked by an
announcer of Fuji television, Yukino Kikuma, 33, and had the first
sexual intercourse with her. Of course, both of them were half in
sport.
Yukino Kikuma idled away a drinking session of the Fuji television,
saying she had caught a cold, was drinking with her friends. She
called and tempted Hiroki and Riyo Nishikido, 21, who were taking a
rest in a hotel. She was asked to do so by her friends who wanted to
meet members of NEWS.
He took a good sleep during work, so he was wide awake and was not
able to sleep in the hotel. Since Kikuma, Hiroki's sex friend talked
on the phone, he wanted to fuck her in a love hotel and take a sleep
in a neat feeling. In fact, Hiroki looked forward to going to a hotel with Kikuma after a long absence and endured onanism since one week
ago.
But when he went there, there were Nishikido and Kikuma's friends
besides Kikuma, Hiroki was unable to catch up with their talk because he is really stupid. He was driven to desperation and had another
serving of several glasses of beer. It is customary to be discharged
in this office for minority drinking immediately, but he was
conceited that he would never be discharged because he was the
president's pet.
Afer drinking, she returned for the work of the next day. Because his sex plan completely came off, he was angry so badly. He got dead
drunken, urinated outdoors on a road, threw up, and arrived at the
front of his hotel somehow.

part3
The signal of the main street in front of the hotel was red, but he
ignored the signal in a late-night thing. Because a driver of the car
which happened to pass by there "Be careful", he went berserk.
Since he is from Osaka, he made a fool of northeastern persons
and went berserk immediately, also because he was conceited he
was a famous person."Hey,you! Whom are you talking to?"
"None of my business."After argumentation, he began to kick the
car intensely. The driver who felt the danger was going to call
the police with his mobile phone, but unfortunately it was short
of electricity and useless.
When the driver got off, Hiroki kicked the driver's belly and hit him
in the face doggedly while the driver was down. He was
arrested for flagrante delicto by police officers who rushed there
because another driver who happened to pass by reported it to the
police. The kicked and beaten driver was carried to a hospital in an
ambulance, but died several hours later. He was discharged by the
president who knew the case immediately.

MISS KIKUMA'S SECRET LESSON
Hiroki Uchi was a good-looking tall boy in the second grade at
Janiez High School. Mistress Kikuma, 29, was settin her eyes on him.
"Oh, no. Don't pee in such a place.""Miss Kikuma!"
"OK. I'll be watching you until you end."
Hiroki felt a little deplorable while taking a leak.
Kikuma brought him to the art classroom."Now. Get naked!"
"Oh, no!""Oh? May I tell in the staff meeting that you urinated outdoors a
while ago?"He unreluctantly got undressed. Kikuma began a sketch, making him
take a boxing style. Especially her description of his lower part of
the body was too exact to be shown at an exhibition. When her sketch
was over, she took out a camera and took his nudity. "Do onanism there
if you don't want me to scatter these photographs in a campus!"
She ordered in a severe tone. As his lower part of the body was
watched badly, he showed onanism rather with pleasure. Kikuma was
filming a video secretly. He became comfortable, and ejaculated.
Kikuma kissed him. She told him she loved him, took off panties, put
his dick into her wet pussy, and began to swing her waist. Because
he ejaculated once, he did not readily ejaculate. It was what she
had in mind, too. He ejaculated for the second time in Kikuma.
After the fuck, Hiroki asked what video Kikuma was taking out.
"Miss Kikuma, what is it?""It's your onanism video. If school
girls watch it, they will certainly be pleased. He was surprised
to hear it. Kikuma roared with laughter.

part2
Getting a grip of Hiroki's onanism video, she gathered 20 girls of the fine
art club and forced him to be a model of a male nude sketch. She made him
open both legs this time, and put both hands on the waist.
Their sketch began. Because there was his favorite first grade girl,
he inevitably looked at her, thought about sexual intercourse, and
repeated erection many times."Madam! We can't sketch. Please do something."
"What shall I do?" A third grader said,"The way is to make him
either take Viagraor or do onanism."The other girls burst into laughter.
"A megalopenis has been an object of faith from old days, but I make
him do onanism here, so a small one is also good. Which do you like
better?""Let's make him do onanism."All the members clapped their hands.
"Now, with their applause, I admit all of you agree to his onanism.
Then, Hiroki,do onanism!"He began onanism. The girls approached and
looked hard at his dick. When an urethral opening gets wet, a question
was asked. "What is this? Miss Kikuma.""Dickdip. It's not sperm.
Take a good look for your future reference." Then, sperm flowed
out from his dick suddenly. "Eek.Hahahaha..."The girls watched
the moment when sperm was flowing out from the dick for
the first time. It appeared profusely, so looking at each other
and roaring with laughter, they watched it with admiration.
His dick withered away. They reopened the sketch while remembering
the scene and chuckling.

part3
Girls with a bad idea recrossed legs on purpose, showed their
panties, unhooked their blouse, and showed the cleavage in
order to make him do onanism once again. The strategy succeeded,
and his dick erected again."Strange. His erects again."
"He is particularly disgusting. Let's make him do onanism again as
punishment." His onanism was repeated many times in this way. The girls
returned home laughing after they passed the sketches to Kikuma.
"Madam! I can't stand anymore! Please tell that in the staff meeting.
I leave this school!""Is that so? You are free to leave, but can you
live without me?"" What do you mean by that?""You did onanism in
front of 20 school girls. Even if you quit the school, you are
already a flasher. You will show female high school students
your dick from now on, too. You'll be caught by the police.
Is it good for you?""It's unbelievable."Kikuma took out a thick
psychological book. A lot of examples in which boys whose sexual
organs were seen by the opposite sex accidentally became flashers
were written there."You know that and made me do a thing like that?"
"Because you are too cute. I am in charge of the art lessons and will
satisfy your greed for exhibition if you remain in this school. I
will take a care of you after graduation. What do you say, Hiroki?
Let's go to a hotel together."

part4
He dropped his head."Madam. I am sorry to　say to leave school."
"Understand? After all, you are pretty and wonderful."
After that, Kikuma used Hiroki as a model of the nude sketch and
induced him to a love hotel. She made a boy a flasher to satisfy her
owm sexual desire and succeeded in making him a captive. She thought
him to be pretty, but did not love him.
"I will marry an older rich man sometime. This child is only a
filler", she thought.

HIROKI'S SECRET CLUB
Hiroki Uchi was drinking in frustration in a neighboring bar during
probation incorrigibly. A hostess called Yukino sat next to him.
"Do you have a girlfriend, Mr.Uchi?""None, I want one, though."
"Then, your girlfriend is your right hand,right?""Yes.""You are
very honest. Show me how you do it here."Too impudent an attitude
of Yukino made Hiroki go berserk."I cannot do such a thing! Old bag!"
Yukino let him get a knee kick in the stomach with all her might.
"Gahhhh...." He fainted easily. Clerks gathered."What shall we do?"
"How about taking his obscene video." "I'll take it. You are up to it."
The manager said so and left Uchi to the hostesses.The hostesses led
by Yukino made him naked, and began to stroke his dick by hand.
"Kach. This guy fainted but his dick erects."Not long sperm was
loaded from his dick."I took a good film and will sell in the
net."A fan made a bid for the ejaculation video with the nudity.
The video which dubbed it circulated and many women watched it
and got excited.

part2
Taken an ejaculation video with nudity by hostesses, he was
threatened that it would be scattered to mass media and was
forced to perform in a secret club with a membership system.
The ticket posted a high price of 100,000 yen. Uchi sang and
danced in front of 40 woman fans animal naked and did
an onanism show in the last. The fans were not satisfied with
the onanism show once, so he did it five times and performed
urination show at last. Fans shook hands with his dick after
the show. Uchi became addicted with liquor and dope and was
made to take a Viagra before the show. Ejaculation and urination
in front of 40 women became comfortable after getting used.
He came to think that this was his true vocation.

SOMMELIER
When a trainee of the entertainment office Janiez, Hiroki Uchi
were dismissed for lacking an ability, he went to France to take a
a license of sommelier impudently and began to work in a French
restaurant. In fact, if he had entered the Foreign Legion and had
been killed in a war, it would be better for Miss Kikuma. But,
anyway, he began to work in a French restaurant. After all, he was
not able to take a qualification of sommelier because he was made
to work as only a dish-washer, and he played truant from his own
study. But he noticed that he got a mysterious ability after
returning to Japan probably because he poured all the money he
got into indecent play. Because he was an entertainer, former fans
came to near him, and most of them were virgin with thir terrible
looks. He worked at a French restaurant for the time being, but
he was driven hard with a low salary because he didn't have a
license of sommelier. While he was thinking to make money by using
his ability to scent out someone's virgin, he came out with some
idea at last!

part2
He began to date with an ugly woman and said, "Wait here just a
moment", and called out to a passing middle-age man, and made a deal
that the rate of prostitution was 30,000 yen if the woman was a
virgin, and if not, free. The middle-aged man was tempted by words
such as virgin and, if not, free.
When Hiroki entered a room in the hotel with the ugly woman, he had her
blindfolded, saying it was his hobby, and let the middle-age man
enter and fuck her. Blindfolded, she misunderstood the partner
and was deeply moved. And he succeeded in getting 30,000 yen from
the middle-aged man. （Ugly women sometimes work.)
Because he doesn't think a plain-looking woman as a human being,
he is not conscious of doing a bad thing. This method is very useful
to make money. He gets away a plain-looking woman wet, saying she
should be satisfied with one fuck. She would believe the sexual
intercourse with a middle-aged old bird is the first experience all
her life. Deceiving a large number of plain-looking women in this
vicious way and selling virgins to middle-aged men, he stopped
working for the restaurant and now his income is only by this way.

FEMALE HIROKI
When Hiroki Uchi was walking in the town of Shibuya, he was called
out by a girl. "Excuse me. Are you Mr.Uchi?""Yes. You?" "I am Yukino
Kikuma, classmate at junior high school.""Oh! That's you. Nice to
meet you again.""Nice to meet you again,too.""What is your job?"
"I am a doctor.""Wow, you were so smart.""And how about you?"
" Just a chiropractor.""You did work hard, too.""Not so hard."
The two went for a karaoke, then went to a hotel, and slept
afterwards. Hiroki didn't think that Kikuma would deal with
himself seriously because he was only a chiropractor. It was a
great miscalculation.Kikuma injected a sleeping drug and carried
him by taxi into a hospital. Kikuma restricted on an operating
table. "Where am I? Why am I bound?""I was reluctant to leave you."
"What do you mean? Could it be that you are going to kill me?"
"Not at all. I love you. I was saying good-bye to you as a man."
Hiroki was not able to guess the meaning of her words, but noticed its
terrible meaning before long."What you are thinking is to make me
a woman?""It cannot be helped. I'm a lesbian now."Kikuma put him
under general anesthesia. He lost consciousness slowly.

part2
She removed a male caliber surgically and did an operation to
form a woman caliber. When he came out of anesthesia and woke up, a
big bandage was wound up between crotches. She took care of him
devotedly. She injected the female sex hormone a little to make him
a lesbian. A day to take the bandage came. He was completely a woman.
The point is his heart. If he thinks her to be the same sex, there is
no meaning in the operation. "Hiroki, watch me." Kikuma took off
clothes and showed her nudity."How do you feel? Are you excited"
His nipples and clitoris erected. The operation was a success!
"Yes.I'm excited.""Will you marry me, Hiroki?""I love you, Yukino."
In this way, a couple of lesbians got married.

HIROKI'S FAVORITE CAMP part4
Hiroki Uchi was looking forward to the next training camp because
the last one was fun. Hironori Kusano, Hiorki's classmate had joined
the club. Hiroki wanted to monopolize this pleasure, but he couldn't
talk about how he was treated the last time.
A banquet began in the same hotel. All the members drank liquors and
smoked cigarettes. Yukino Kikuma, the director, began to say that
she had an interesting idea.
"How about making the two boys fight with kicks, and the loser
suck the winner'cock until the winner comes?"
"Sounds interesting. I agree!"
The other girls were also drunk and agreed in delight. As they were
unable to go against Kikuma's absolute power,the two boys fought with kicks.
Hiroki thought that it was too unpleasant to suck Kusano's penis.
Without taking a bath too much, his cock stinks. His nickname was
"Skunk Kusano".Kikuma took the part of referee and said,"Fight!"
Because Hiroki was too unpleasant to fight in such a troublesome
match and despite sympathizing Kusano, he gave up a forward kick at
the abdominal brain of Kusano.Bash!"Gahhh""One, two, three ... ten.
Hiroki wins.""What? It's already over?"The girls were disappointed.
When they woke Kusano up with beer over, they demanded him to suck
the dick. He tried to escape, but was arrested immediately. It was
impossible to escape from the hotel in the mountain. Kusano gave up
and began a fellatio. Hiroki was not very pleasant with fellatio by a
man, so he didn't erection nor ejaculate.
So, Kusano had to suck the cock for a long time. The girls were
looking for the fellatio interestedly. Kusano's underpants were
unclothed too and was made to expose his lower part to light.
"Uuuuu."

part5
Kusano sounded painful. Hiroki did not yet ejaculate. Because Kusano
was made to suck the cock for a long time, breathing had become
difficult. Kikuma was unable to remain indifferent and said,
"It can't be helped. I will help Hiroki's ejaculation."
She took off her upper clothes and adhere her busts from his
back and began to play with his ass with her right hand. She
shoved her finger into his asshole and caressed his balls.
Hiroki got excited at unexpected service by his beloved Kikuma.
He finally discharged a large quantity of semen into Kusano's
mouth. Kusano drank semen keeping his promise, but felt sick
and spitted it out immediately.
"Not so interesting as we epected."
The girls took ceremonial photographs of the two boys. These
photographs were used for the threat that the two boys were
homosexual.

part6
After Uchi and Kusano, Ai Kago joined the chorus club. Kago　was a
junior and treated as superior to the two boys. She got excited to
hear the stories of the camps from the director Kikuma and watched
the videos and photos and wanted to torment them. Uchi had been
completely trained as a masochist. Kusano kept quiet, but was about
to become the same. Kago felt she was begininng to become a sadist.
She was always smoking. Smoking was a a taboo in the chorus club, but
everyone began to smoke because they had bad results as a chorus.
The next training camp was in spring. As always, they didn't practice
at all, and the main subject was to torment Uchi and Kusano in a
night banquet. Because they were threatened, they were made nude.
They were forced to masturbate and were made to compete to cum earlier.
The loser was made to vow to obey everthing the girls would command.
The girls were boiled to be heated. "Hurray!Hiroki.""Don't lose, Hironori!"
They were almost slaves, but the girls' support was divided according
to their facial preference. Hiroki ejaculated earlier.
"Wow. Hiroki wins!""Hironori was no good."

part7
While Hiroki thought only the loser would be tormented, but he
was wrong. They both were made to stand on the four, and their
anus were raped by Kikuma with a penis band and also by the other
girl members.When two of them fell down, they were hit with a whip
by Kikuma and attached a lit cigarette. While Hironori was raped
from behind, he ejaculated. The girls were amused at it.
"Wow. Men can cum while their anus was raped."
"Why don't you cum, Hiroki?"
Kikuma whipped him. She was dissatisfied and became naked herself
and hugged Hiroki. "As a mater of fact, I love you, Hiroki."
Kikuma's unexpected confession was a greatest joy for Hiroki.
His dick got swollen suddenly. Kikuma let her body adhere and
begaun to rub his nipples. Then she touched his dick and began
to stroke it. He ejaculated before long.
Confessed by Kikuma, Hiroki couldn't help but become pleasant
when he went to school. Kago got angry because she was also in
love with Hiroki. She began to tempt Hiroki.
"How about dating with me, Hiroki?"
Indecisive Hiroki went to a hotel with Kago and fucked her.
"I will dispose this to Miss Kikuma."
Hiroki was forced to fuck two girls, Kikuma and Kago.

part8
Kusano left the chorus club, and Hiroki Uchi was an only boy member
again.The training camp would be held again in winter in a hot spring
of Nagano. Some girls were in love with Hiroki, but refrained from
associating with him out of consideration for director Kikuma.
However, school girls who wanted to leave their virginity hoped for
true sexual intercourse, not only making him masochistic play in the
next training camp. Kikuma thought about control in the club, consented
on the condition that she would take his virginity first.Hiroki was obliged
to having sex with 20 girls, so endured mastubation for one week.
A training camp finally came. They thought about his stamina this time,
and didn't make him drink liquor but concentrate on only fucks. Hiroki
was made naked and laid on the back. His dick was completely hard from
the expectation to have sex from now on."Hiroki, thank you for stopping
masturbation for one week. You will fuck 20 gilrs this time today.
Do your best. OK? If you go down on the way, you'll be expelled."
Kikuma took off all her clothes, got on him and took his virginity.
"Ahhhhh."
She clenched his hand and let it touch her tilts. Swinging her waist,
she stimulated the dick. He ejaculated in Kikuma.
"Huuuu..."
Kikuma braved breath.
"Thank you for waiting. Fuck him in turns."
First, third graders began to fuck. Hiroki felt feeling comfortable
sending his semen into the girls in the beginning, but the recovery
of his dick became gradually slow. When he cummed, first graders stimulated
and revived it. When the 20th was over, it was already night.
"What on earth am I?", he began to feel doubt in his own existence.

part9
Tormenting was escarating, but Hiroki had been trained as a completely
abnormal masochist, so he was not going to quit. The next entertainment
that Yukino Kikuma thought about was a male striptease, disguising
as a woman. Kikuma prepared the clothes, and commmanded to observe
the genuine strip show to study.The clubroom became in a complete
confinement state, and 20 girl gathered, then a striptease began.
"Chan jingle Zhanjiang Chan..."
Hiroki appeared with female high school students' uniform. He threw
off clothes while dancing. His underwear was for a woman, too.
He strippied bra, opened his feet widely, exposed his crouch
before an audience, and floated his waist and took down panties
little by little.
The girls around Kikuma held breath. he took off panties. The
dick already was completely erect. He stood up, showed his erect
dick from various angles. The red black dick was disgusting enough
to excite female high school students. He moved his waist on purpose
and showed off the swinging dick. And he began an onanism show
while showing off the male caliber from various angles. The dick
was wet with dickdip already and he began to make a voice when
he began an onanism show.

part10
"AHHHHHHHH"
This was also a performance to excite girls. When he reached the top,
he made demonstration of ejaculation with all his might. The sperm
was scattered more than 2 meters. The dick began to gradually shrink.
Kikuma and other girls did onanism of themselves on their panties
because of too much excitement.
"I can't stand anymore!"
Kikuma assaulted Hiroki. She took off panties by herself, stranded
and put the dick in her pussy. Hiroki ejaculated in Kikuma.
After Kikuma, other girls began to fuck him in sequence. He had
sex with 20 girls and felt dizzy. He was satisfied with such a
slave state.

part11
After Hiroki's dick was racked by the female high school student
of the sexual desire climax, he felt dizzy and entered the bedroom
and slept at once. Although Hiroki was a first grader, he was commanded
to sleep as a pet of Kikuma in the room of the third graders.
He slept soundly.The third graders who had fucked Hiroki earlier
were already sleeping.When a certain student was going to the
restroom, she heard Hiroki's somniloquy."Ai."The student who
heard it reported it immediately to Kikuma. Kikuma let bring
Hiroki and began questioning. "Who is Ai,Hiroki?""Ai Iijima."
"What?""No, Ai Fukuhara."
Kikuma understood that he was telling a lie and noticed Ai Kago
was doubtful. She was brought to her.
"What did you do with Hiroki?""Nothing."
Kago pretended ignorance. A certain second grader said,
"I saw Hiroki entered ahotel with someone. It was like Kago."
It was a lie, but Kikuma edged on to Kago."There is a witness.
You went to a hotel with Hiroki. Bitch!"
Kago was lynched in a group. Kago was made naked, and her cunt
was exposed to the girls.
"Seems so unpleasant. It is labium minus pudendi enlargement.
She is a lechery woman.""Clit is big, too. Is she abnormal?"
Afer being bullyed so much, her nudity would be taken photos.
Such a photo in which she was hating would not be interesting.
Kago was ordered to open legs widely, open her pussy by herself
and smile. Taking photos of Kago was repeated again and again.
"Not enough."

part12
Kago wanted to be freed early, and finaly a photo in which she
opened her crouch with a smile and opened her pussy was taken.
"Well, it's OK. We'll send this to boy students of the whole school."
"What?""It will be nice for you because evey boy will see this
photo during masturbation."
After the camp, provocative nude photographs were sent to the home
of the boy students of the whole school. Boys were astonished to
open the envelope, and their dicks erected very soon and they masturbated
looking at the photos many times.
Naturally the photograph became the topic in the school.
"Yesterday I received an obscene photograph and masturbated all day."
"You,too? Did a face come out? ""Yes, it was Kago."
"Me,too. Kago sent it herself?" "I guess so. She was all smiles."
"Is she crazy?"Boy students went to see her face. Kago feigned
peace, but it was noticed by a teacher because too many boy students
came."What are you doing?""No, nothing, sir.""Stop lying. Without
any reason, you wouldn't gather."Some boys were taken to the
living guidance room. There, Kago's nude hotograph came out at last to
teachers. The teacher let boy students bring the photographs and
called Kago.

part13
"Did you send this by yourself?""No, sir.""You are telling a lie.
You look so joyful." The teacher submitted the photograph to a
staff meeting. A middle-aged woman teacher watched it and cried.
"What a messy and indecent photograph!"Male teachres also got excited.
"Boy students can't study with this photo.""If the ratio of students
who go on to college falls, it will be a big problem."
"Collect photographs immediately and expel Kago."
Boy students took a color copy in a convenience store, and submitted
them to teachers. Kago was expelled from the school.

Thank you for spending all day or all night copying and pasting all this.
You may go find better things to do now.

part14
Kago who had quitted school became a motorcycle gangster, but
she couldn't forget Hiroki.He was surrounded with motorcycles
by ten women of motorcycle gangs. Kago looked at him with the
eyes which was aiming at a game. He turned his face away.
"Hiroki,why are you neglecting?""Not especiallly.""Do you remember me?"
"Yes, madama." As he used an honorific out of fear,they roared
with laughter."Do you masturbate with my photograph?"It was a fact.
He answered "yes" after thinking a while."Then I let you fuck."
He was made to sit down on the rear seat of the motorcycle which
Kago rode. The motorcycle gangs spurted at a violent speed. Hiroki
hugged Kago desperately so that he would not be not thrown away.
Been hugged by Hiroki,Kago grinned.At last he was taken into a
mountain, down on grass. he was surrounded by the women of the
sexual desire full exposure. "Well,Hiroki.Let's fuck. We are ten,
so fuck twice with each."He was forced to cumm 20 times.They
stripped off his clothes at once and unclothe his underpants.
"At last, I see your dick again! Pretty as usual."
Kago said with a laughter. Hiroki gave up resistance and could
not but obey them. When they began to take off clothes, his dick
gradually erected. He was going to cover it by hand, but they
did not forgive it.

part15
"What are you doing? Show us as a man magnificently!"
Taking booing from the women, he put his hand aside.
"Hip up. Let us take a good look!"His dick was exposed very highly.
It erected and hit the pulse twitchingly. He was ashamed but thought
it was better than being killed in the mountain where nobody was
and decided to obey their orders and be freed.
Kago opened her pussy by herself, and brought it close to Hiroki's
face. It smelled very bad, but he endured it desperately.
"You missed my pussy. No, you watched a photograph and do onanism
everyday."They laughed. Kago made the dick enter herself and began
to wave a waist."Good. Hiroki is good!"Kago twisted her waist,
then he ejaculated first without standing while having convulsions
up and down. When Kago stood up, the thing which vaginal secretions
and the sperm were mixed in became the drop from the pussy. Hiroki's
dick got wet with the disgusting liquid and withered away.
"Now, it's my turn. Such a pretty man is after a long absence.
I'm so happy!" When another woman stroked the dick by hand, it
recovered. A woman sank her waist, and the dick was breathed in
again. When the 20th ejaculation was over, it was almost dawn.
Kago took a photograph of naked Hiroki and escaped. He drooped
and fell asleep on grass.

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part16
Hiroki was aware that he himself was stupid. His motto is,"If you
are a fool, be a dancing fool." After having slept soundly on grass,
he thought in this way. "If I have a dick, it is of no use not to
use it."He was been attracted by Kikuma in heart, but any kind
of woman can make his dick erect. In fact, he fucked 20 girls
in the club. He made up his mind to fuck 100 women first, then
1,000.Bearing this in mond, he began to induce a woman after
he came back to the school. The female high school student
became crazy at a sweet whisper of the good-looking boy. He
brought a woman into a hotel or his room, kissed her first,
push his tongue into her mouth, and pushed her down gently,
and unclothe her. Lipping nipples made her graping voice.
Then, he whisper,"I can't wait anymore. May I Fuck?"The woman
nodded lightly. Hiroki unclothed her panties, opened both her
legs by hand and caressed her wet pussy with his tongue. Her
gasping voice did not stop anymore and began to say,"Fuck me,
please." Then, he exposed his lower part of the body and entered
the woman with the penis. Even if blood surges, he pushed mercilessly
and poured warm liquid. Then,he pulled out the withering penis
and blew on the pussy with a tissue softly.
"Did you have a pain?""Yes.""I'm sorry.""Don't mind.I am OK with you."
Acting such a play, he continued to became related with girls in school.

part17
He went over 200 girls. Even if he was foolish, women easily leaves
themselves to him. An old proverb says,"The sky doesn't give two happinesses
to one person."Hiroki was happy to have a hansome face instead of brains.
After he became related with 200 girls of the whole school, he was pleased
first because he behaved too gently to women, came to be provoked by
the women on the telephone for a date.
Because if he angered women, it would be revealed to the school,he kept
company with a date if possible. After taking a walk, he entered a love
hotel. Only one ejaculation couln't satisfy a woman, so he had a hard
time to refuse because he must fuck others.
"I am a bit tired after studying all night."
"I did too much onanism yesterday."
"I'm sorry I have a thing to do."
Not every word was a lie. He must date with anothere girl. After fucking
one, then another. No matter how young he was, he must restrict around
three, he would suffer the next day.It was rare to fuck three girls everyday
and all his partners were 200. His dick was to please women, who cares?
Hiroki whose scores were poor had such a happy senior high school to
have sex with 200 girls in school at the same time.

part18
He had sex with 200 girls of the whole school every day and
enjoyed a substantial feeling to the full, but an acute pain
ran in the urethra when one day he was urinating in a restroom.
He had sex with women without attaching condoms. He was irresponsible
to think nothing at all of impregnating a partner, but did not
think that he was infected with a disease.He thought he would go
to a hospital, but wanted to see Yukino Kikuma who had entered
a medical college for her to exanmine him first. Kikuma was still a
student, but he wanted to be tormented after a long absence.
He visited her house."Good evening, Miss Kikuma."
"Oh, Hiroki.You have come to see me, because you can't forget
me.Come on in, my family is all out."He went into her room.
"What is wrong with you?""When I pee,I feel pain."
"Oh?It is gonorrhea or chlamydia. I will introduce you a venerelogist, but before that, promise to answer honestly whatever I ask."
"Yes.I answer honestly." "By whom were you infected? In a sex
ammusement shop?""No, it isn't.""Then by whom?"Kikuma questioned
him closely strictly. "I don't know.""Why do you mean you don't
know? You have promised to answer honestly!"" I really don't know."
he answered being upset."Then how many women do you have sex with?
Answer honestly!""About 200.""200?!"

part19
Kikuma had a surprised look, but was slightly glad that he had
been trained as metamorphosed as she wished.
"That's why you look so tired. Show me your dick."
He exposed the lower part of his body in front of her eyes with
pleasure. Kikuma observed the manhood of Hiroki slowly and carefully
after a long absence. Her panties began to get wet. But she couldn't
fuck him because he had an infectious disease. She intended to
torment him instead.She rubbed out the sex organs of with both
hands. "Do you have a pain?""No."She tinkered with the dick. It
was an act that had no meaning medically, but his dick reacted
and gradually towered. The cock lighted up by the light of the
ceiling shined black. She was glad to see his dick had grown up
stout but felt jealous in its having turned black by vaginal
secretions of 200 women. Kikuma brandished the pole by the right
hand for fun and rubbed balls with the left hand."Ahhh."
Regardless of his will, sperm spouted from the hole of the dick
at the very front of Kikuma. Then it gradually shrank. Kikuma
observed the reaction of the dick slowly and carefully and enjoyed
it. When Kikuma brought a tub from a washroom, she commanded him
to pee into it. He began to pee obeying her order. "Ouch!"
He frowned on a pain. Kikuma thought such a face to be unbearably
pretty."Get over early. And you must not act with 200 rashly.
Reduce it to around 20. Then fuck me again. Otherwise I will expose
this in school!""I understood.I will fuck you again."
"You are very obedient, all right." Hiroki was glad to be
tormented by Kikuma after a long absence and returned home comfortably.

part20
Yukino introduced a lecturer of the venereal disease department
of K College which she went to. She chose a middle-aged woman
doctor who seemed to be naughty on purpose. It was her aim to
rape Hiroki more and train him for the metamorphosis of the
woman-chaser more.The woman doctor was plump and still single of
around 40 years of age wearing metal-framed glasses. Yukino understood
that she was starving for men.Moreover, three young nurses were
around the doctor for some reason to miss it. When he went into
the consulting room timidly, the eyes of the woman doctor shined
and watched his face. It was totally eyes such as the hawk for a
take. The nurses smirked and stared at his face.
"I heard from Miss Kikuma that you have a pain in urination.
Your sex partner are 200 girls in school."
Hiroki blushed knowing Kikuma had said such a thing. When the
nurses heard it, they began a naughty talk. "Aren't 200 too many?"
"Is he abnormal?""Are you Ok with any high school girl?"
"How do you like fucking a female high school student?"
"I feel pleasant with them."Hearing his stupid answers, the nurses
laughed to sneer it. The woman doctor was hearing their conversation
and laughing together, began a medical examination.

part21
"Take off your pants and underpants and lie on the back in the bed."
He lied on the back with a lower part of the body as full exposure on
the bed as he was said. His dick was exposed to the eyes of a woman
doctor and three nurses."If it is gonorrhea, it is troublesome.So, I
check your anus."With that,she wore rubber gloves and sank her first
finger of the right hand slowly into his anus. Hiroki stood still, but
the woman doctor rummaged in anus with her finger, his prostate was
stimulated,and his dick suddenly erected. Three nurses took a look at
it happily. He was still 17 years old and his dick was very attractive.
The woman doctor seemed to stimulate the prostate rather than ill inspection.
The dick became harder and harder and came to seem to be assigned to his
belly.It was pulsing. Three nurses began to play with his dick.
"AHHHH!"he groaned unintentionally."I examine sperm. You may start it.
Rather, do you expect it?"Her tormenting tone sounded as if she had
heard from Kikuma that he was a pervert. A nurse covered the point of
the penis with an examiner quickly."AHHHHHH!"he produced sperm into
the examiner like a brick while letting the waist have convulsions
up and down. The woman doctor watched the sperm with a microscope.
"The sperm are swimming cheerfully, there is no pus, either. It is
not gonorrhea, but chlamydia. As I prescribe, take it properly. The sex
is absolutely prohibited until it is cured. Did you understand?"
" I understood.Thank you."He was humiliated by four women, but already
used to being shameful.It was hard to stop sex, he thought. He left
the hospital.

part21
Hiroki who had sex with 200 girls everyday began to be troubled
by telephone calls from them. He had had sex like a studhorse
even if the partner is plain-looking. Foolish Hiroki hit on even
an excuse to decline. He was not able to say that he had a venereal
disease. A mobile telephone sounded.
"Hiroki, this is Aya. How about tomorrow afternoon?"
"Well, but...""But what?""Well...""You sound unclear. What happened?"
In such a conversation, women hung up in anger.He continued such a
thing, but a girl called Mayu came to his house because she couln'd
control her desire. Mayu entered his room of without permission.
"Now, Hiroki. Let's fuck." Mayu took off clothes by herself and
became naked."What are you doing? Take your clothes off, too."
Because Mayu was a beautiful girl, he had intended to include
her into twenty, but he couldn't say he had an illness. In the
first place, he hardly knew words. When she kissed him,she stripped
off his clothes. When he was made naked in a moment, his dick was
stroked and erected so soon."Prepared!"Mayu bent over and brought
the erect cock into her pussy forcibly and began to swing her waist.
His dick which endured sexual intercourse was firmer than always
and delighted her. "Feeling pleasant!Best feeling,Hiroki."
Mayu was mad with joy without knowing that he was sick. Defeated
by her strength of her waist twisting, he discharged a large quantity
of sperm into her."I'm coming.I feel your warm semen."She seemed
moved.

part21
Mayu felt a pain in the urethra before long, too, and she was
diagnosed as chlamydia. Because Mayu's sex partner was only Hiroki,
she came to complain at once."Why didn't you tell you had an illness?"
As Hiroki said nothing, Mayu was disgusted."After all,you are an
irresponsible man with a hansome face.That's it.Good bye!"
He was rejected by Mayu. Mayu got angry, and revealed that to all the
students in school.It was widely known that he was sick. As a matter
of course, the girls came to avoid him.In this way,he was not
able to touch any girl while he once lived a daily life absorbed
in sex with 200 girls.Even after the sickness was cured,he couln't
help but have sex with a garuate Yukino Kikuma who knew the situation.
When his desire arose, he went to see Kikuma. Because he came very
frequently, she wondered."What's wrong, Hiroki? I said you could
fuck twenty."Because he remained silent,smart Kikuma noticed everything.
"Oh,you infected someone, and your disease was revealed in school."
Hiroki nodded pitifully."Poor Hiroki.I will have sex with you and
make you comfortable."That's how Hiroki has sex with only Kikuma.
"After all, Hiroki belongs only to me. This is a destiny.
THE END OF THIS STORY
Thank you for reading. Some other stories are stocked in my blog
in English. I will translate other stories written in Japanese.

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This isn't chat! Why did you not paste stories in Dirty Talk in English!
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hello

>>852-915
I believed these are your original novel.
You have to tell us "it's a copy-paste" first!

Aside from the ero, nobody's here?

>>920
Nobody at all, just us crickets.

>>921
Cricket is a terrible sport.

>>891
It's a very good way of making money.
I'll do it!

Why don't we talk about Yukorin?
I think she's not appeared on TV lately since
it came to light that she went out with Hamaguchi the commedian.
She made love to him, wet and red. That musta been a shock to
nerdy fans of hers.
Still, I know you guys here want to get your sparm on her pretty
face. Yeah, let's talk about it. This is the place for that enjoyment. :D

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Are the following sentences correct?

Hello. My name is ****.
I mailed my application forms for an enrollment in Spring 2008,
and faxed the fee form to you recently.
So, could you confirm whether you've received them, please?

Who loves Yuko Ogura?
She exists only for lolita complex people.
I prefer Miki Fujimoto.
I love a tall and slender girl. Little bit boyish is much better!
But, I am not a tall man.

>>926
That is fine. The only thing you could change is to remove "an" from before
"enrollment".

Oh, and well done, 2ch, for making it to the Daily Telegraph.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/11/nflag111.xml

http://hell.2ch.ru/b/src/1197392184084.jpg

>>929
ｗｗｗ
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And Russian guy can fuck off too

ಠ_ಠ

>>928
Thank you!!!

Yes, Russain guy is such a Wapanese idiot

>>935
What if he isn't a White Russian but a Seberian or an Ulger or
something.

I bet he is Cossack

what is wrong with being japanese?
Btw japanese girl who studies russian wrote to me ^^

After I graduate from MSU I am going to have another education.
MY second major will be japanese!!! ^^

>>937
I mean Wapanese

日本が好きです、でもときどき日本が好きではありません。

頑張れ

>>936
But he show us photograph earlier in thread. He is white as salt.

The cake is a lie!

Эй, Русский, что здесь делаешь, Виабу?!

>>938
Do you have a job to fund this?