Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 95

Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 95

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( ´･ω･) Let's have some Peppermint tea and chat!
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Hey!!! you, NEETS, nerds, Akihabara maid-cafe frequent visitors,
Youtube-link spammers, pedophilias, neo-Nazis, Yukorin enthusiasts,
Gloved hitwoman manias, The Red Sox and My Dirty Smelly Sox fans,
Losers who can't remember Kanji characters, Aoi Sora fans,
here is the place to have a blast!!!!!

Previous thread:
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 94
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1192140205/

By the way,

SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1
Thank you, faggot!

I'm pretty sure only native speakers (like me) come to these threads.

>>1
Thank you! Go Red Sox!! (You can keep your dirty smelly sox though)
Where do I go for my kanji brain transplant?

Peppermint tea is ok I guess...

てｓｔ

>>4
hahaha 米人さん。you are cute.
I am the one who wrote about kanji brain on the last
thread. I saw one movie recently (Good Shepard)and the one person
said "number is like a poem. good poem sounds like mathmatics"
or something. So I would say alphabet language is
like a good mathmatic poem and picture language of us
is like an abstract painting. (we like to express things with ambiguity).

HA HA.

Man i fucking love this holiday, went to spread some halloween cheer with my
paintball gun on various houses. I got freaked out when i saw a police car coming my
way, but it turns out they were called because someone set someones lawn on fire. Looks
like i was out done again this year folks.

Ah well. Tomorrow i can always stock up on left over halloween candy stores
couldnt sell at low low prices.

Sounds like you're from the ghetto and pround of it.

Randugulf is like one of the kids from the
"Simpsons" lol

>By the way,誰かエロイ人、my car is egged ってどういう意味か教えてチョンマゲ！

http://eow.alc.co.jp/egg/UTF-8/
〜に（生）卵を投げ（つけ）る

Did you really look it up in dictionary?
Someone said, "get pumpkined" and I deducted that he meant someone threw
carved pumpkin.

>>11
Of course I looked it up in my dictionaries but was not able to find it out
anywhere in them. I should have made a more effort to look for it.
Anyway thank you for your information.

looks like Holloween is a big event in western countries.
(esp in U.S)? here, 31st of Oct is just like one of
another same days. For me, my Birthday (November)
and Christmas, New Year will be 3 big events from now.

>looks like Holloween is a big event in western countries.
No. Just the USA, possibly in some of the countries in UK.

Can I join?

>>15
The more, the gayer!

Or is that merrier?

>>16
uho?

This year during Halloween, some kid threw a brick through my
front window, so a few of my friends and I chased him back to his
house, forced our way in, and bashed him and his kid sister. It was
hilarious.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN :D !

>>16
It depends on what character the person who wants to join has.
If he is a gloomy person, I think the more, the more "sirakedoei"

>>1
Maybe one day there'll be a description for me in the opening thread.
Sometimes I post Youtube links, so that'll do for now. (;´Д｀)



Christmas still eclipses Hallowe'en here. Last week, they were already
putting up the lighting and decorations around town, and most shops
have their Christmas sections all set up already, and have done for
the past month. Every year, a tree is set up by the statue of Joseph
Pease, and someone 'famous' turns the lights on.

And also some sad news. The straps on one of my hats decided to break.
However, this is not really so tragic, because it was easy enough to
stitch up again. The clip-strap looked a bit stupid, so I replaced it
with a thick shoelace. I think it matches the overall design better than
the clip.

What kind of hat has a strap on it? That's called a helmet, you
goose!

>>21
My 'ushanka' hat had a clip that either held the earflaps up, or clipped
them together under the chin for extra warmth when down. It was like a
neo-ushanka, except the strap was too thick and stuck up too much, making
it look a bit stupid.

I can see it now; precautions by hat makers in England are in
full swing as a spate of hat snatchers sends the nation into terror.

>>18
>some kid threw a brick through my
front window

wow! I can't believe that would happen...
so maybe a crazy day. lol

>>24
I think it has more to do with the place I live. It's the lowest
income area of my city, so naturally is filled with stupid little
turds. It's like the arsehole of the city.

:O I just read that some "gaijin" ran amok in some carriage in
Japan. People are saying that most of them were drunk. They were
mostly American, so I bet was embarrasing. If it was us Aussies and
Poms, I'm sure it would've been done with more class. That, and we
don't celebrate Halloween, so it never would have happened, lol.

I'm always amazed at Japanese people. They never seem to do anything
wrong when they're drunk. Maybe they don't drink enough? People here
in Sydney get really drunk in the summer. Last summer late at night I
was in the city. At a busy intersection, a man pulled his pants and
underwear down around his ankles and started dodging traffic.

Join the cyber Yugoslavia http://www.juga.com/

tadaima!

>>26
>If it was us Aussies and
Poms, I'm sure it would've been done with more class.

LOL~~~

who are the Poms?

>>29
It's called sarcasm. Haw haw haw.
>>30
The Poms are the Brits

>>31
As you might have already expected this question,
why are the Brits called Poms?
Does it have anything to do with apple=pomme or potato=pomme de terre
in French?

I heard pom was an acronym. Australians would call British people
"Prisoner of Mother England" (POME). From that, pom, or pommy came
into being. Also, apparently you could get "pomegranate" to rhyme
with immigrant.

I'll have pizza for a supper

For supper? It mustn't be very big.
Do you have microwave pizzas in Japan too? What about pizza
pockets?

It is small microwave pizza. I ate it. Now I am full

we even have domino's pizza.

"I got the hots for whats in the box..."
Partly because it's a porno.

>>33
Is it not strange? Aren't Australians the Poms, coming from prisoners
sent to that island?

>>39
These are words that came many years after the colonies were set
up. An aussie would never admit to being a pommy, or vice versa.

I only knew POL, i.e. Prisoner of Love, LOL~~

>>20
Self-proclaimed Japanese movie buffs, people who collect garbage-like hats,
Spoiled British aristcrats.....

Kind of difficult to come up with good one which has wits and makes people give
a little chuckle. It's not a good idea to associate something with one
specific person here. Maybe you should settle for the categories of Youtube-link spammers
or pedophilias. :p

>>20
Or Slim Shady lip-syncer.

>>42
Oh well... was hoping there would be something that a few of us also
fit into, not really anything specific.

Maybe I'll force myself to like gloved hitwomen...

>>41
Do you read novel of romance often?

イギリス人
where in england are you from?

>>46
In the North-East, a few miles south of Newcastle.

>Maybe I'll force myself to like gloved hitwomen...

lol

Hello.
what is this mean?
"the apple is far from tree"

>>49
There is a phrase which goes something like "The apple never falls far
from the tree", which means a child's nature is often likes its parents'.

"The apple is far from the tree" could mean, I guess, that someone is not
like their parents.

>>50
oh-
Thank you very much.
I understand it. :->

did you have many test in university?

>>20
Go-Go Dancer?

>>47
Hmmm.
But you've been talking ill of north east england,
especially new castle...
Are you self-hater?
And I think you are opposite to typical image of
north eastern english.

Are you like people of asiya(luxurious area,almost osaka)
people in osaka area?
kameda family is a condensation of typical osaka image.
but I think asiya people have never met or associate
with kameda type. Are you like this?

Ｂy　the　way，everybody　is　japanese　？

>>54
A lot of people here are able to make fun of themselves. As for the north
of England, I much prefer it to the south. Cities such as York and Newcastle
have a lot of very old and very interesting history. However, there is much
to dislike about the area. The city of Middlesbrough was recently given the
title of 'worst place to live in Britain', and it is also quite near. There
is a lot of trouble due to antisocial behaviour, as well as not much desiribility
to live there because of surrounding industry, especially chemical works.

Perhaps I do share a similar mentality to Asiya people, but I do have friends who
you might describe as Kameda types. My former girlfriend was a Kameda type, I guess,
but she and her brothers were friendly and hard-working people, which is the very
opposite of their parents, who were both lazy and selfish. Unfortunately, it is the
lazy and selfish image that most people imagine when they think of the North, when in
reality, Northerners are generally more open, friendly and hard-working than Southerners.

However, I've only really lived here for just over the second half of my life, so maybe
it's because I never really grew up here that I seem different.

>My former girlfriend was a Kameda type, I guess

I can't imagine. Was she like Wada Akiko? LOL

Middlesbrough is a bastion for BNP(British National Party),isn't it?
BNP Platform is UK for white british only, right?
You said earlier that you'd never met Neo Nazi type in person.
Really Haven't you met BNP supportes?
If you walk a few mile away from your home town, You can meet them.

I may be wrong. London seems to be the biggest power base.

But haven't イギリス人 said that North Eastern area is
the hot bed of the right wing?

>>57
I don't even want to think about that! The first time I saw and heard
Wada Akiko, I thought it was a man performing as a woman. I don't really
know much about her, other than being from a Korean family.

>>58
Not really a bastion, but there is some support for the BNP there. My
former university is based there, but hardly anyone from Middlesbrough
actually attended. Seeing the locals, though, it's hard to tell whether
some of them are BNP skinheads, or just chavs with shaved heads. I've
never talked to anyone who has openly admitted to being a member of the
BNP.

>>57
LOL.
I don't think he really knows what Kameda is like.

Kameda was ultra-stupid like officially announcing that he would do "Seppuku" or "Harakiri"
if he lost the match. When he knew he had no chance, he started wrestling with the champion
on the ring, and his pro licence got suspended for that.
I've heard even Osaka people bash Kameda for being an idiot.

>thought it was a man performing as a woman

lol!!!!!!!!!
See, you hear that, Akko?

>>20
I thought you were the Yukorin enthusiast.

I looked up the many varied terms for British people versus Americans, and
while we are known mostly as Gringos or Yankees, there are a lot of different
ways to refer to people from Britain. My personal favorite is the one
suppposedly used by the French during the Hundred Years War
(okay it's a little out of date): les goddams
I guess those Olde English soldiers had potty mouths.

>>61
Ah, I see... was taking "Kameda type" as an example of commoners. Had no
idea Kameda's entire family was involved in boxing, so didn't link it to
them. Thanks for the explanation!

Maybe she is a little different to him...

イギリス人
what is the time in your area?

>>64
I think they are bottom of the barrel.

Children don't have ecucation more than junior highschool.
They got diploma, but actually skipped school many times.

Their father's ex-job is unknown(nearly jobless)
and he trained their children to pratcice boxing to make them
world champion. It was kind of special education but very unique
and irrrational.
Kamedas' success sotry owes too much its uniqueness, not their
real fighting talent. their story have been somewhat staged by
media and boxing gym.

They are coarse, impudent, ill-mouthed, agressive, vulgar, uneducated,
stand-playing, violent,,, Did you get something?
Suppose 10 time worst version of Wayne Rooney. Do you get it?

Whoops. Standplay is a japanese English.
I didn't know that. "grandstand play" seems to be correct.

>>63
Yukolin will be submerged by akiyama rina.
And イギリス人 would have to admit this.

Kameda's smrear story is about anti (if not 'anti', contrast simply)modern japanese family who value sending kids to good school so get job at big corpoaration.
most of poeple who are under mass media are from those modern famliy value so they were hooked byt unusualy standard of kameda family.
let kids skip school and teach boxing to be world chanpions.
Also the contrast of individualism that kid get private rooms and privacy and sort distance from each family member while kamedas work together and bond tight.

>>63
You mean the French or the English soldiers had foul-mouths?
Another insult between French and English is the 'two-finger salute',
which is a backwards peace-sign. This originated from English and Welsh
longbowmen, flashing the bowstring-drawing fingers up, to show they were
still able to shoot at them. It was French practice to cut off these
fingers of captured archers.

George Bush (senior) once accidentally gave this sign on a visit to Australia
instead of the proper peace sign.

>>65
The timezone switched from BST (British Summer-Time, daylight savings) back to
GMT last Sunday, so now we're 9 hours behind, rather than 8. It's almost 6.40pm
here now.

>>66
Ah, now I do understand. They are like Japanese chavs, then? The Wayne Rooney
reference gave it away. Thanks again for further explaining it.

Kameda father on the left side like a gangster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVpgXGP6O4

Kameda father and his second son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGq-mAEsVnI

Kameda father and his eldest son.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF0jOxlXzwI

>>64
I hope she is a lot different. Otherwise Wada Akiko would make a perfect sense.
LOL

What, do they think being drunk is an excuse to be an idiot? Then don't drink in public!

from previous thread by keira.
It's interesting. There is a proverb 酒の席は無礼講.
This attitude is the thing I hate most.
It is like "At revel unrestrained and it's forgivable to some extent"
Making a fuss and (sexual) harrasement become more tolerable.

You must not take what the proverb says at face value. But there is still an
atmosphere and people seem to take advantage of it.

And It's strange and interesting that foreigners in japan were
making the same excuse.....
Don't get me wrong. No japanese drinks and goes crazy in the (crowded)
train except possibly yakuza or homeless. And I've never seen these people
in the train.

I wonder what happens if they didn't expect kids to come to
their house and hadn't prepared for candies to give kids but kids come asking for
candies.

I think Mr.Rodney Peairs would return a perfect answer.

>>75
That question was answered in the previous thread.

The Halloween decorations -- a paper skeleton, a plastic ghost -- are
still in place outside Rodney Peairs's neat brick ranch-style house
near here, and a faint reddish stain is still outlined on the floor
of the carport. The decorations are what drew a 16-year-old Japanese
exchange student, Yoshihiro Hattori, to the house in the rural suburb
of Central, and the stain is the result.

It's complicated. American culture is not easy. Even when
there is a sign to welcome trick or treat,
you have to be careful. Bread winner decides who is desirable.
very informative. thank you.
I decide to put on a mask of MACAULAY CULKIN.

>>70
That gesture seems a lot like flipping the bird, but with 2 fingers
instead of 1.

My (teenage) son taught me a new expression recently: awkward turtle.
You say it whenever you see or hear something embarrassing.
It comes with a hand gesture too complicated to describe.
Refer to: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=awkward+turtle

After reading the link, I think I understand in what situation it
is used, but description of hand gesture is hard to understand.
I feel like I'm an awkward turtle.

>>78
Yeah, flipping the bird is quite commonplace here too. Never heard
of 'awkward turtle' before though. Don't think it'll really catch on
here either...

Oh... and I'm not the Yukorin enthusiast. There just used to be lots
of people who wrote (a bit creepy) stuff about Ogura Yuko who just
appeared every so often. Occasionally see very similar stuff about
Emma Watson too, and I guess that's a bit creepier because of her
age. But at least she doesn't talk like a five year old.



There was a magpie bird dancing around in some puddles earlier, in
the rain. I know I've mentioned before that it's bad luck, but forget
if I mentioned how to counter the bad luck. If you see a solitary
magpie, you should always face it, tip your hat, and greet it this way:
"Hello, Mr. Magpie, how are you today?".

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=dO5B9FSHfB4
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=4h1kl1SjVsk

This is a video of Yuko Ogura. In the early stage of her carrer in show
business, she talked like a normal 17 year old girl. After she (or her
agency) set up the character, she started to talk like a 5 year old, I guess.

I'm not into her at all, but I guess after she decided to slip in the
character on camera, she began to call herself Youkorin and she insist
she is from Colin (Corin?) planet.

The video must break her fans' fantacy toward her into pieces. lol
After watching the video, they must realize that her fart never
smells like a strawberry but smells as bad as theirs or even worse.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=tfFFDHSr1Wg
This is the way current Yukorin talk.

>>81
The whole Corin thing makes her seem like a psychopath. The kind who
talks quietly, trying to get no attention because she was abused as
a child. But when provoked, she'll get a knife and cut someone up
into little pieces. She sounds kind of normal in the first two clips,
but looks like she has some kind of motor-neurone disorder with all
the waving her arms around.


Have to travel up to Scotland for the weekend, for a management training
residential school. Since it's by train and will take about four or five
hours, it's only normal to take some music along. Didn't realise some of
the strange stuff I have on this computer... Fujiyama Ichiro, Enya, Kokia,
Speena, Tabata Yoshiro and Loreena McKennitt, among others...

'Sup Channel of Two.

Mechanics and Heat is one class that will whoop your ass big time if you don't pay attention. Calculus is fun, but it's really complicated sometimes.

Anyone else here in university right now?

Also, Shakugan no Shana and Zero no Tsukaima are awesome series. I love tsunderes, especially if they're voiced by Kugimiya Rie.

>>83
Get your anime faggotry off my internet.

>>82
>Fujiyama Ichiro and Tabata Yoshiro.....

I think you have a very peculiar sense of music....LOL~~

>>80
I don't think we encouter magpies very often in Japan, or at least
I couldn't tell if a bird is a magpie or not even if I encountered it,
because I don't know how they look in the first place......
In Japan, crows are usually considered ominous probably because of their
color, as a black cat crossing in front of you is considered ominous
in western countries as we have been told.
Are crows considered ominous also in western countries?

How do you guys learn English in school in Japan?

Are the English teachers in Japan mostly Japanese? Do you feel assured that they teach you real English? Or does it vary from region to region?

I've heard bad stories about some of the English teaching books in Japan.

>>86
There are mixed feelings about both black cats and crows. In the UK, it
is considered lucky if a black cat approaches you, but if it walks away,
it takes the luck away with it. It is lucky to dream of a black cat, or
for a strange black cat to sit at the front of your house. The black cat
crossing your path bringing bad luck is quite a North American thing, I
think.

Crows, ravens and magpies are often associated with the devil, but these
days, people mainly remember only the magpie superstitions, and what their
numbers represent. But then, ravens are also considered a royal bird, which
is why they are kept at the Tower of London. Legend goes that Britain will
fall if the ravens ever leave the Tower.

Newcastle United football team are nicknamed the Magpies, because of their
black and white football outfit.
http://www.shades-of-night.com/aviary/gallery/images/magpie.jpg

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/02/obituaries/02tibbets.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1

“I viewed my mission as one to save lives,” he said. “I didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor. I didn’t start the war, but I was going to finish it.”

He is wrong and it wasnt needed A-bom to finish war
President of the US must visit Hiroshima and NAgasaki and appoligize.

I can't believe this mother fucker lived until 92! damn it!

>>89
America apologising for the A-bomb is as likely as the Japanese
apologising for the shit that went down in occupied Korea and
China. Why can't you be more like us westerners and just blow
shit up? History is for the losers, the future for the winners!

it sounds damn funny westners bringing issues of china or korea.
that's none of business for them.
I am saying killing millions of civilians is not justified.
And americans never faced it seriously.
So they still let go killing innocent people.
Hey i'd choose losers not killing than winners of killing innocent people.

>>91
Oh great.
So the Japanese never killed any civilians while they were over
in Asia. What did you invade with, rubber batons?

No wonder you guys lost the war.

>>87
Let me know about bad stories.

A-bomb is issue between Japan-us.

And what about now?
Americans are still killing innocents today.
Which are more threats and damaging the world?
The consequence is clear but no Americans seem seriously face it.
yeah that's easy to bring japanese killing in asians during war than face it really.
hey damericans just face it.

>>94
Oh please.
Stop your bitching.
Do you know what would have happened if the US didn't drop the
A-Bomb? They would have gotten the Soviets to help invade Japan.
And Russia would still have had bad blood from your last war with
them.

ITT Everybody gets trolled

>>89
I too was surprised that Paul Tibbets died with no regrets. Even if you
feel it is necessary, how do you live being the person who killed
80,000 people at once and not feel ANYTHING?

My husband's elderly uncle, who just died, flew a bomber over Germany near
the end of WWII. He participated in the firebombing of Dresden. He
would never speak about his war experiences, which everyone assumed was due
to his ambivalence about them, since after the war he became a doctor.

It is hard today to put yourself in the mindset of people who were alive at that time.
Even now, you will find that many Americans alive during WWII dislike and distrust
the Japanese in a way far beyond what they feel about the Germans. I personally think that
this feeling is due to racism; many people throughout the US during the 1940's
were of German ancestry, but almost no one was of Japanese descent, so the Japanese were
considered entirely alien and incomprehensible to many Americans. And you may know that
during WWII, people of Japanese ancestry, even if they were full American citizens, were
forcibly removed from their homes and placed into internment camps, because they were thought
to be a threat even though there was never any proof that that was so. People of German descent
did not meet the same fate.

cont.
And it is also interesting (although in my opinion unfair) that for many in this country,
the war crimes of Germany are thought of as mainly the responsibility of the Nazi government
rather than the German people, whereas the blame for Japan's atrocities is placed on the whole
population, rather than the military or ruling government at that time. By atrocities, I am
referring not only to what happened in China or Korea, but also the well-documented abuse of
POWs and civilians by occupying Japanese forces in Southeast Asia.

As far as the dropping of the atomic bomb is concerned, it was one of a few very undesirable
options. The US wanted Japan to surrender and at the same time wanted to minimize the
number of US casualties. Based on what happened during the invasion of Okinawa, our government
did not want to attempt an invasion of mainland Japan. But they felt they needed a way to
shock Japan into surrendering, thus the decision to drop the bomb on Hiroshima. An alternative
would have been to use conventional firebombing, as was used to level most of Tokyo, but I'm not
sure that would have been a more humanitarian option.
As far as America's conduct in other times and places, I can't see how that
can be linked to WWII.

There is no nation on Earth that does not have blood on their hands. It is useless to
argue about who is better or worse. We are all human and we are all capable of great good and
great evil. I think that ambiguity of the inscription on the memorial at Hiroshima is entirely
appropriate, rendered in English as "Rest in peace, for the mistake will not be repeated".

>>90 >>92
Typical gaijin mentality. You never go wrong in anything and keep doing whatever the fuck
you want over and over. Sick of that attitude.

Also includes >>95. What a waste.

Neo nazis are even better than white trash hypocrites, who are
in essential racist and schadenfreude.
They are desperately tring to find more evil people and
don't examine seriously.
and don't care about their own matter.
Neo nazis don't hide their feelings and
They are fool but honest in a sense.
>>98
US knew japan would lose sooner or later. It was a matter of time.
They wanted to drop atomic bomb first. they wanted an experimenatal
sit and to show their power to their next enemy, soviet union.
then make excuse.

You'd better check what Truman and Roosevelt said to japanese.
鬼畜米英 devil america-british? would sound childish.

I think even american like you can't go back to the sense of average white americans
at that time.
a lot of nazi staffs mostly came from USA. eugenics and concentration camp and so on.

>>97
Think about his position. he did through his duty.
He had to say it! or were made to say.
I am not with him. I am japanese. But his reaction
is understandable. America would collapse if he had admitted.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/pearl_harbour.htm
It's good.
Hitler was recognizable and normal. a "little" comical but
depicted as humanbeing.
as for tojo, LOL.

http://i7.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/a8/47/485c_1.JPG
the same person?

and tojo's grand daughter.
http://comwee.net/blog/images/sachiko_kokubu01.jpg

http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/Adolf_Hitler_Hideki_tojo_Propaganda_poster.jpg
Oh this one is more clear.

Don't feed the trolls.

The best bird flipper is Oshio Manabu!

>>101
>I think even american like you can't go back to the sense of average white americans
>at that time.

I don't think the mentality of the majority of average US citizens has not been dramatically changed
since WWII.. Right after the 911 when Bush stated that the US was going to fight back against
whoever did it, 99% of them automatically endorsed him without finding out enough evidence about it.
Then, all the mess has yet to continue and half of them are still blindly in favor; or they just worry
about how their own soliders are doing over there. Now what they'll need is a rational justification
just for their own peace of mind, going like there was no other course of action to take at that time.
I hope Japan won't copy this kind of nationality.

>>99

They're right though. Why the fuck should we apologize for the A-Bomb when you guys won't apologize for the Rape of Nanking, which was about 30x worse?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=dO5B9FSHfB4
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=4h1kl1SjVsk
I think that yuko ogura at that time was already not normal
japanese teenager.
she was freakish, queer. her emotion is very odd.
of couse different from today's character, but she may be not
normal by nature.

And in second clip, her gesture may have already been being
made up. I think this was an attempt to her character.

Her voice changed completely. It's intriguing. Because she
keeps her hign tone voice any time on TV. If she keeps on intentionally
it's amazing.
I suspect she had a surgery on her throat to change her voice.
as well as her face....

correction:
has been dramatically changed

As if Paul Tibbets had a choice...

What was he gonna say?
"Oh...nah, I don't want to drop the bomb. I don't really feel like ending the war and saving thousands of American AND Japanese lives."

And maybe you guys should apologize for Pearl Harbor and forcing us into the war before we apologize for ending it.

the Rape of Nanking was made up or exaggrated to balance out the allied atrocities.
and as for the book, there are many errors, almost fake.
but americans and chinese don't care. it should have occured for
their conveniece.
and most japanese are idiot and don't complain. And we apologized
somehow again and again not examing the details. first of all, japanese are
fool and too low bowing. that's the problem.

and again it's not unrelated to USA. lol and atomic bombs really
dropped. lol
>>108 is a good example of white trash in USA

EXCUSE me?

The Nanking Massacre death toll went into the 250,000s.

The atomic bomb killed 120,000. Not only that, but we admit. You guys always conveniently remove stuff like the massacre from your history books. And you claim it was made up? Oh my god.

Japan fails.

>>111
Study more about the history, especially how Japan WAS forced into Pearl Harbor,
not just your textbook propaganda.

>>113
As if you were there. LOL

>>114

Well, we were FORCED to bomb you guys and end the war, or else the war would drag on. So shut up.

>>115
The Japanese fucking government admits it happened. Plus, it was only 70 years ago, some people really WERE there. Its far too early to start thinking it's made up when people who experienced it are still alive to document it.

I guess 200,000 Chinese people decided to just disappear in a month for no reason.

Are you like 12? Then useless to discuss with. Go back to your anime.

>>118

No wonder China and Korea hates you guys. At least we freely admit we bombed you and that we wish it never happened. You guys just turn your heads and walk away.

I hate Japan. I wish we had dropped more bombs on it.

it's not related to USA. This is what I meant.
>>111
HaHaHa.
americans are very egomaniac.

As for a surprise attack, america herself has the record of
a surpise attack. that war was started from an uncertain reason,
convinent reason to start the war. Sinking of maine.

thanks to pearl harbour attack, America could finally
find the cause to be involved in german and oppresed jewish war in
the continent. lucky you.

pearl harbor attack was not a strategy. just one hour later than
ultimatum. japanese were just fool.

I am not justifying japanse action. but I'm against that conception
that america is a land of justice, moral, chivalry, like that.
They are dirty, coward, and clever.

now california is becoming another state of mexico. I'm happy about
this. because usa attacked mexico without the declaration of war.
california and texas should be mexican territory and now
defacto mexican territory. and i'm satisfied.

>>199
then again good example. just accepting one side claim.
and it has nothing to do with japan and usa.

>we freely admit we bombed you
how can you hide and make up story. too obvious. lol

>>122

What? We do. We're required to learn about it. How would you know?

>>121

I can't understand what you're trying to say here. Your English is lousy.

You became loser just when you brought up naking massacare story.

chinse may be entitled to claim. but it's not about you.

>>125

No, but it has to do with you guys people live "AMERICA NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE A-BOMB" and meanwhile you guys wont apologize for anything yourselves. Why? Because those things are made up or skewed, apparently. Thats sick.

Japan needs to apologize for its surprise attack on Russia in 1904. It's too bad the USSR didn't take more Japanese territory in World War 2.

>>127 What are you talking about?

Japan attacked a Russian fleet at Port Arthur without warning in 1904, starting the Russo-Japanese war.
It is no surprise that it did the same to America year later. It is a devious country.

>>129

As if Japan cares. No need to bring that up in here.

>>126
I personally won't apologize easily. It's my personal matter.
But many japanese including politicians apologied. it's true.
And it has nothing to do with you.

then your country turn?

by the way, there are many theories about the number of casualities.
You only cite information from autocratic state.
and cite as many number as posssible.

I don't wanna compare atomic bombs
to nanking. But just for the record, casualities are not so small alone in hiroshima.
And nearly 200000 if combined with the casuality of nagasaki.

It's just a chatting on the internet. I don't think any japanese
politician will ask for apology except communist party
and USA politician won't apology at least within 50 years.
I won't call for apology. but USA attitude just anonoying. That's all.

>>108 =>>111=>>113=>>116 and other dumb posts....this guy is trying too hard lol go get a life.
If Nankin were true and 30x worse and we had had arms that could have killed so many people, we could have won the war. Did you ever think about that? or your little brain couldn't allow you to think?
and I don't know why this dumb asshole keeps posting in a Japanese website if he "hates" Japan....pathetic lol

Feelings seem to be running pretty high here regarding WWII.
I'm not surprised--there's still a lot of resentment here in the US
over the Civil War, and that was almost 150 years ago, not a
mere 60 years ago.

You can argue about it until you're blue in the face, but the fact is
it happened, terrible things were done by both sides, and most
importantly, it's over and the two countries now enjoy a peaceful relationship,
more or less.

>>132

What are you talking about?
EVERY side had arms that could kill so many people. You can't win the war by just having guns.

>>133

> You can argue about it until you're blue in the face, but the fact is
> it happened, terrible things were done by both sides, and most
> importantly, it's over and the two countries now enjoy a peaceful relationship,
> more or less.

I agree, It's not the matter of which side is worse. Both countries did awful things.
And yes, it's over. Those who keep saying stupid things about WWII, do you want to pass
animosity onto the next generation, or a peaceful relationship?

>>134

You didn't get what I meant. We didn't have arms that could have killed that many people.
Otherwise, why could the two atomic bombs end the war?
30x worse than atomic bombs? lol
someone's brain needs fixing.

>>98
>As far as the dropping of the atomic bomb is concerned, it was one of a few very undesirable
>options. The US wanted Japan to surrender and at the same time wanted to minimize the
>number of US casualties.

This is said to be the typical your side of the story to justfy A-bombings.
It is said that Japan would have surrendered even if US hadn't dropped A-bombs.
It was like you give someone a hard blows when he is too exhasuted
and almost unconcious.

Japan was getting weaker and weaker day by day as a country at the
time and actually it had no will to continue the war.

No matter what kind of excuses US makes, the two A-bombings in Hiroshima
and Nagasaki was solely for the purpose of experimenting the new weapon,
nuclear bomb. US just wanted datas about how effective the A-bombs were
and what kind of damages they could cause.

The aftermaths of the bombs still continues. There are still lots of A-bomb
survivers suffering from aftereffects caused by radiation and other stuff.

In a nutshell, even though USA knew that Japan would surrender without
the A-bombs, they dropped the bombs.

I pulled an all-nighter. Gotta go.

>>136
I was trying to present the US POV at that time, as accurately as I understand
it. I wasn't born yet, so this is constructed from what I've read on
the subject and what people have told me who were alive at that time.
Japan may have been ready to surrender, but that was not known to the US.
The US had asked for an unconditional surrender in July of 1945 (Potsdam declaration).
Japan's government unequivocally rejected it, possibly due to divisions within their
own ranks about how to end the war, getting the best terms for their country.

The dropping of the bomb was terrible, but was not done as an experiment using the
Japanese as test subjects. The point of the bomb was to do something
so terrible to Japan that the country would immediately surrender.
Remember, Germany had already surrendered in May. The US was sick of being at war.
We had been fighting on two fronts for five years. I think everyone here wanted
the war to end as quickly as possible, and probably weren't that concerned with
the loss of life of Japanese civilians. Horrible, but true.

No one at the time really paid attention to the after effects of
exposure to radiation. Many US soldiers contracted cancer because
they were forced to observe test explosions during the development of
the bomb. And even after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, nuclear testing was
still carried out aboveground for many years afterward. People today are
much more aware of such dangers than back then.

>>133
Just like shit happens? LOL

It'd be fun to talk about history, though, if people were not wrapped in their own emotions.
But it's not when someone repeats the propaganda here. Something must have happened
in Nanking then, but the number of the casualities seems highly unreliable, as the Chinese
government has been increasing it every couple of years: they have even adimitted it is a
'politically figured number'. This is still a controversial issue, anyway.

>>138
It is widely discussed by historians that the dropping of the bombs were meant to show
their preventive move towards the USSR, especially in the hope of having an advantage in
the coming Cold War era afterwards. Also, the experimental use of the bombs is backed
up by the fact that they sent a large numbers of researchers to the sites as soon as the
war ended. There were a lot of political dynamics involved in the bombings other than merely
a means of ending the war, I believe.

I'm not >>89
And I didn't expect apology or regret from his mouth at all.
And the content of 89 is exactly what I expected. I feel
a bit disgusted. But a waste of time.

US seems to seek a resolution to call apology from turkey
for armeanian massacre. what a meddling contry!

US always digs up the past of another and wears the justicman face.
and they don't turn their face to their own atrocity.
You have lots to do befor this. LOL
Turkey gets mad and US cabinet members got worried.
And They were runnning to stop the resolution. Why can't they do for
japan? japan helped useless groundless war in iraq. they make little
of us.

At least US don't pay the price and get what they deserve
and don't apology at all.
Japanese easily apologise even to obsucure matter.
That's not fair. So I can't geneneralize two countries.

>>139
Are you japanese?
Your English is so good. Are you a returnee or foreign student
in America?

>>139
You bring up some interesting points. But the flocking of researchers
to the aftermath of the bombing does not necessarily mean that the whole
thing was a massive experiment. The same thing happened after
Chernobyl. Although I could agree that the bomb was meant to impress the
USSR also, not just Japan.

>>140
The reason the US has been pushing the resolution on the Armenian
massacre is because a high number of the survivors ended up living
here. In fact, my piano teachers as a kid were Armenian and that
was the first I had ever heard of it, when they told me they had
escaped to this country.

Iranians and Al-Qaeda are tougher than Japan.

I think USA is crazy. But they are more crazy.
Their power of spirit is not that of japan at war time. Beware.
They'll fight untill their death.
Untill their annihilation, USA may fall first.
Crazy racism and god chosen religion may not work this time.

America now is like a coward shooting up with machine gun.
I'm afraid what is gonna happen when America get totally
mad and serious!
I'm not sure which side will win. Scary.

>>142
It might not be a good idea here to compare it to the accident, because the bombings
were thoroughly planned and executed with a certain intent. I think it is quite reasonable
to say that the research was one of its major aspects, since it was the very first opportunity
ever made to see what the almighty weapon would actually do to humans and the environment.
Of course, the govenment would never officially admit it was the case, I guess.

>>144
I don't really want to be in the position of defending the bombing
of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They were terrible acts, and if the
situation had been reversed, if the Japanese had dropped such bombs
on two American cities, would we have considered those to be war crimes?
Probably.
But I find it very difficult to believe that the primary motivation was
experimentation. If so, I would expect that someone in this country
would have leaked that information eventually. Because very few of the
dirty things done by our government (and I am well aware that there is a
long list) can remain forever hidden from the press here. That
would indeed be an amazing revelation, if it could be proven.

Everyone hates America cause they rape everyone in the ass. They probably are
stupid, but what shits everyone else the most is that they're so powerful that
it doesn't matter. I don't necessarily like the US much, cause your children are
fucked in the head, but I love watching a bunch of stupid Europeans talk about how
stupid the Americans are, the background being their shithole country. And even if
the Chinese were badly treated in WWII, it's best not to admit it, cause they're
government is always looking for a reason to stroke their penises and feel good about
how great they are. And the koreans probably did get treated like shit, but they're
fucking crazy now. They're women beat up their children and make them do homework,
and apparently they can be gloved hitwomen too.

Oh, and Japan, you got raped in the ass in WW2. Just as we can rip on the
Germans for being stupid nazis, we can rip on you for losing ww2 in a
mushroom cloud. If you don't like it you must start another war and win.
The whole reason people fight wars is so we make fun of the losers.
(cont)

(cont)
What your problem is, is that you believe that everyone should be treated
equally and fairly, and that every country is a rich tapestry of culture
and different values, and that the end of history will be everyone holding
hands and singing horrible folk songs about how great is being together
and equal. That's communism, and it failed hard. The sooner everyone realises
that the world is shit, the better, because you'll find that rather sitting
around like a fat emo kid and whining about how horrible your own life is
(and no one elses), you'll discover that the world will be a fun place, full
of opportunities of knocking people down who think they're high and mighty,
and slinging shit at people on the left, right, above or below you. The end of
history will see all our values evolve into something resembling an internet
message board, where hate and crimes are anonymously committed, so there is no
chance of profiling or perversion of justice (because there is none). It's like
anarchy, but we've beaten up all those stupid punk wannabes. Cause american punk
rock is shit.
This is my dream.

I become the problem recently in Japan

The entirely same person

1. An illegal stay
2. Drink liquor; is driving without a license by car
3. Hit and run
4. An own country escape
5.10 years later, I am arrested in an own country by a crime in Japan
6. I hand you over, and I am arrested by Japan
7. It is penal servitude two years at a trial
8. The appeal of the criminal

The reason of the appeal
There are ill mother and older sister in the own country. I intend to have made good faith for the bereaved

The weak-kneed diplomacy of ... Japan which would do any kind of good faith is disgusting!

That's weird. I've never heard of a country handing over its nationals.
Unless it's for terrorism or fiddling with kiddies, if you make it out of
a country and you make it back to your home country, you're usually safe
from the law.

Japan is lucky. You have the death penalty. It must be fun to watch. I'd
love to be the guy pushing the switch.

Are you like 12? LOL

God..I leave 2ch for a week or so, and somebody /had/ to bring up the
f***ing war, didn't they?

Anybody want to talk about something else? I spent a fascinating day at
Meijo Daigaku's festival in Nagoya. Visited the model train club, the
anime club, and the computer programming club displays. Plus, cheap food.
Japanese universities throw /much/ better parties than mine every did
back in Canada.

I want to talk about how great war is.
It's pretty damn great, isn't it?

What war do you like best?
I like WW2 best because Japs died en masse like crazy lol.

>>153
I like earlier wars, because crazy amounts of people died, but
through hand to hand combat, and not with bombs or anything.

WWI was pretty fun though.

>>153
I like a war best where you are screwed in your ass before
you are shot in your month to death.

>>151
Do you work for NOVA?

>>153
Fuck off !

Hey don't feed the gaijin loser.

>>147
Everybodys gotta dream, I guess.

My dream is to meet you someday, so that we can hold hands
together and sing beautiful folk songs about world peace &
how great it is to love everyone in the whole wide world &
how we're all just one big happy family.

>>156
Why do you ask?

I read that school in America have a dress-up day.
I read that the day's theme is decided in advance such as a pajama day
when you wear pajama.

How often do you have dress-up day in a year.
Since when? I mean, from elementary school or just at high school?
Do you have to wear a custume from home or do you change to your costume
after arriving at school?

「これは誰のペン？」「私の。」「koreha dare no pen?」「watashi no。」

I want to learn mandarin chinese

Today I ate a cup ramen. It was dericious

>>164
Noodle is better than ramen

maybe

I like watching anal sex. Have you tried anal sex?

Only National Socialism solves the problems in America.

I want to know how anal sex is frequent and usual in america
and europe.
It's creepy and sinner than faggots!
most of the faggots do anal sex though. lol

They love it. It's in their blood.

I just masturbated to a video where 7 man cum in girl mounth

>>169
what about japan?

I don't know. lol But Adult Video featureing anal sex is
rare in Japan. It's only for fetish.
At leaset in porn movie anal sex seems to be norm in America.

I dropped out from junior high once

>>171
That is japanese invention. Bukkake!
respect japanese.

>>175
I do. lol

英語ができる人、力を貸してください！
下のリンク先、少女漫画家を語るスレで、韓国人数人が日本人作家の単純なストーリーにケチをつけたのが始まり
そこになぜか中国人も加わり、ただ今英語で日本人と罵倒しあってる
ところが、案の定、むこうの連中のほうが英語力があるらしく、日本人側が押されぎみ
このままではパクリ文化の国に負けてしまう
英語が得意な方、どうかお助けください
ただ今、スレの伸びが尋常じゃありません
この２時間で３レス消化ｗ
少女漫画板の歴史に残ります
http://anime2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gcomic/1193999149/l50

I think I must go to shop to buy cola! I can't live without cola

But gansya(cum in the face) is probably an american invention.

So japan evolved an american invention.
Bukkaka is a collaboration between japan and america.

>>170
Really? How much percentage of people do you think
do anal sex?

I bought myself a coca cola and some popcorn

英語ができる人、力を貸してください！
下のリンク先、少女漫画家を語るスレで、韓国人数人が日本人作家の単純なストーリーにケチをつけたのが始まり
そこになぜか中国人も加わり、ただ今英語で日本人と罵倒しあってる
ところが、案の定、むこうの連中のほうが英語力があるらしく、日本人側が押されぎみ
このままではパクリ文化の国に負けてしまう
英語が得意な方、どうかお助けください
ただ今、スレの伸びが尋常じゃありません
この２時間で３レス消化ｗ
少女漫画板の歴史に残ります
http://anime2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gcomic/1193999149/l50

Damn! I was hooked again!

Damn. I am a hook nosed kike in the mirror!
What happened!

I clicked the link showed at >>182 and found a fisher's thread. orz

Is it just me or is it really hard to rhyme in Japanese?
In English you can rhyme...all the time. Har.

>>186
Read lyrics of Japanese hip hop.
You can find rhymes there, I think.
Rappers brain's IQ is less than that of Chimpanzees so you won't
be impressed, though.

u hate hip hop right

>>186
I made a Japanese rap. How do you like it?

ラッパーのIQはサッパーりだ。　ラッパー＆サッパーり
黒人の猿まねでマネー稼ぐ。　　猿まね＆マネー
やつらはイケてると思ってるが、実際はシケてる。イケてる＆シケてる
Bボーイ気取って黒人のマネしても、ただショボーイだけ。Bボーイ＆ショボーイ
歌詞に英語混ぜてカッコつけても、パッと出のアイドルと変わらない。カッコ＆パッと
売れなくなったらユスリして、クスリに手をだしてムショ行きだ。ユスリ＆クスリ

got no flow but had some blow that cut your 苦労 tho

I don't think Japan has any business attempting rap.

I don't think ANYONE does, actually.

by the power i have I age this thread

>>192
With great power, comes great responsibility.

I wish I have great power ＞＜
I'm　too pathetic ＞＜　＞＜　＞＜

>>161
Sorry, I'm a little late replying to this.
The kind of dress-up day you mention is mostly for really little kids,
in preschool and kindergarten. They have pajama day, crazy hat day,
Halloween costume parades, beach day (wear bathing suits out of season),
special events like class rodeos where they dress like cowboys/cowgirls
etc. etc.

In elementary school (usually grades 1-5), there are fewer dress up days.
In my town, there is "island day" (wear your Hawaiian shirt), a 1950's dress up
day for the 5th grade (wear your poodle skirt or slick your hair back), "Spirit
Day (wear your school colors), and sometimes when a local team wins a big
tournament--like the Red Sox winning the World Series--you can wear your team hat or
tee shirt to school.
Middle School (grades 6-8) and High School (9-12) may have "Spirit Day", where people
wear the school colors. In High School, this may occur around a big event like
Homecoming Weekend.

>>186
Sorry, it's just you.
You can rhyme in Japanese, just like any other language.

>>195
I thought no one replys.
Thank you for your answer in detail, homecoming queen.
So, it's a day for small kids at school.
You have costume days in varieties.

>>196
Why don't you write somethig like a poem with some rhymes.

I think the drama "Heroes" was mentioned before here. In Japan,
you can't watch it free of charge. You have to subscribed to a company
to watch it with a monthly fee on communication satellite broadcast or
maybe on cable TV.

For the past few days, you could watch it here free of charge because
the broadcast try to promote to get more subscribers. I managed to watch
season one's episode 1-5. At this point Hiro Nakamura, played by Mashi Oka
intentionally speak English with Japanese accent.

I have a question to people in US or other countires who watch the drama.
Until when does he speak English with intentinal Japanese accent?
Maybe all the way through series 1 or did he start to speak English
without Japanese accent from somewhere in the series?

By the way, Japanese conversations between his collegue in the drama who came
to US with Hiro and Hiro is terrible full of unaturall Japaese expressshions.
In terms of accent, Hiro speaks almost perfect Japanese.
But the intonation and pronunciation of actor who plays a role of Hiro's calleague
is terrible. I wonder if they couldn't find any actors who can speak
almost perfect Japanese.

They must have known that the drama would be aired in Japan, too, so
I just thouhgt that they should have found a more suitable actor who
speak Japanese well. And I wonder if they didn't hire a proofreader
for the conversations between Hiro and his colleague.

And back again. The residential school course was fairly educational,
being thrust into unexpected situations and having to give lots of
presentations. The train journey there was uneventful, but on the way
back, trains were delayed because someone had jumped onto the mainline
track, so there were delays of over 3 hours. But it was worth it, because
a lecturer from Moscow State University was in the seat beside mine, and
the talking was very interesting.

>>198
Currently up to date in Season 2, and Hiro still speaks in Japanese-accented
English. Also, isn't the guy who plays Ando (Hiro's colleague) actually
Korean? I don't think they really cared much about what people in other
countries think of it, you'll see how English people are viewed once the
time comes.

>>197
You have got to be kidding. I can't even write poetry in English.
Here goes:

子供のとき
切りのない
何がほしい

子供のとき
切りがなく
何かがほしい

you mean this?

>>199
I wouldn't want to talk to the prefessor in that situation.
It sounds like difficult to find a topic he/she and me both
find interesting to talk about. If he/she is talkative then
I would be a captive audience. Can't stand it.

Oh, Ando is Korean? If so, that makes sense.
Another character who plays arole of a police officer or something in
one episode who is supposed to be a Japanese speaks terrible Japanese.
Maybe he is not Japanese, either.

They must have known there is a possibility it would be aired in Japan
like other popular dramas such as Prison Break and 24. If I were them,
I wouldn't let an actor who doesn't speak good Japanese get the role of
the character. I don't know about episode 6 and later, but in 1-5,
there are a lot of scenes where Hiro and Ando talk. Listening to
strange Ando's Japanese was a torture.

I wouldn't want audience in Japan to feel strange. Some of them
might laugh at the Korean? actor. I searched on the net and some sites said
Mashi Oka translated their lines into Japanese. I think theyshould have hired
a good translater.

>>200
Nice try but what words rhymes with what?
Anyway, somehow sounds cute.

>>201 >>202
Oh well. I was trying to rhyme とき＋ない＋ほしい
but it looks like I broke a grammar rule & ない became なく.
Which doesn't work so well.
I tried to find some actual poems in Japanese that rhyme on the Internet,
but I was unsuccessful. Maybe it isn't common. But I still think someone with
a vocabulary larger than mine (and a lot more talent) could manage it.

Oh hey guys.

savage negro beast!

Tokyo is beautiful
http://tokyosky.to/

I want to improve my English ability. So, please give me an opportunity to exchange messages with native English speaker online.

>>202
After a little research, found that the actor who plays Ando is 'James
Kyson Lee' (changed from Lee Jae Hyeok), and was born in Seoul, before
his family moved to the US.

I think they knew that it would be aired in other countries, but they just
don't really care. Their target audience is America, and they'll make a
profit off that alone. Anything else is just a bonus.

Fortunately, the lecturer was interested in classical English literature,
collecting strange things, history, and especially travelling, so there
was plenty to talk about. It also helped that she had huge eyes.

>>206
London isn't.
http://www.camvista.com/england/london/londoneye2.php
http://www.camvista.com/england/london/westend.php3

>>208
have you been to japan?

>>208
Wow.

What a dump.

>>209
I have, but with not much opportunity to explore. Yokohama, Nagoya and
Kōbe are the only cities I have seen, as my parents have friends there
who kindly let me stay. Haven't had much opportunity to travel lately
because of studies.

>>211
what do you study? you seems to be really intelligent person.
Do you know japanese?

>>212
Currently teaching myself Japanese through books and CDs, but my main
studies are for an MBA, which has a couple years left. The time goes by
really slowly, but just hoping it will pay off.

How about you? What do you want to get from learning English?

>>213
I want to move to the english speaking country like USA or Australia.

>>214
Why? If you go somewhere with nothing in mind, it's alright for
a holiday, but you might become bored or disillusioned if you
stay for longer. Some people are good at wandering though.

If you come to Australia, give me a call. The drinking age is
younger than the US, only 18, but there are plenty of younger
people with fake IDs if that's what you like. We'll get drunk
together :D .

>>214
I can't think of a better reason! Any ambitions once you do move?

Kimi wa kawaii, Boku no kuroneko
Akai ribonga, Yoku ni au yo
Dakedo tokidoki, tsume wo dashite
Boku no kokoro wo nayamaseru
Kuroneko no tango, tango, tango
Bokuno koibito wa kuroi neko
Kuroneko no tango, tango, tango
Neko no me no you ni, kimagureyo
Lalalalalala lala
nyaao

>>215
Are you implying that you'll arrange (or make) me a fake ID so I
can drink with you??
Thank you!

I need to escape this country.
Only a couple of month ago, then prime minister quick all of a sudden
due to a stomack problem, and yesterday the leading opposition party leader
made a sudden announcement that he wanted to quit being leader of the
party......
Hopeless leaders.....

X quick
O quit

>>218
What do you dislike about Japan? My dream is to live in japan.

If you are 18 or over, you won't need a fake ID, because you're of
the legal age. It's different in the US, however, as many states
have the legal age being 21, like Japan.

They certainly do things differently in Japan. The only reason our
leaders would ever quit if they were caught in a sex scandal or they
were caught in some money scam. Even then it would only be after denying
it for a few months and not until some real evidence came out implicating
them.

Japan sounds like a nice place, as there aren't many very serious
crimes that seem to happen there. But before I went and lived there
I'd learn Japanese fluently, and I wouldn't stay there all my life.
I'd either get homesick or I'd go see what other places the world has
to offer.

Why do so many people dream of living in Japan so much? Then you ask
them who the current Prime Minister is, or what the laws or, or what
unspoken customs are, and they can't answer. And many of them can't
speak any Japanese. I don't get what these people's obsession is with
a country or a people they have no idea about.

>>222
But Tokyo is so beautiful and futuristic. It is simply best city in the world.

>>222
are you from Australia?

>>223
I can picture you as a fat white man wearing bicycle shorts and
a little backpack, clutching a big camera and looking up at all
the buildings. "wow! Wow! Woooooooooow!"

And the nervous sideways glances from the Tokyoites who just want
you to go back to whatever planet you came from.

>>224
Yeah I'm from Australia.

あたしは仔猫わね

You were a cat? That's terrible!

>>228
What is wrong with being a cat?

Oh, there's no use arguing with you. You have a cat propaganda
machine behind you. You can't even google anti-cat sites in the
PRC.

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　　　　　　　　　　　(　・ω・)　＜What was that?
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　　　　　　 / '￣｀Y´￣｀Y´￣｀レ⌒ヽ　　 lヽ,,lヽ
　　 　　　　{　､　 ﾉ､　 　 |　　_,,ﾑ,_　ﾉl　　(　　　 ）

I'm Australian, and I saw a video of a bunch of surfers trying to
stop a bunch of fishermen in Japan killing some stupid dolphins.

I was sad, because the Japanese fishermen missed the surfers every
time he tried to hit them with the boat hook. Next time I hope he
stabs those dumb kids in the ass.

Why don't you like those dumb kids?
Do you think it's good to eat dolphines?
Dolphines are very cute and intelignent.

>>233
So are human children. But they get abused and killed everyday in
various parts around the world, and no one cares. These kids should
stop wasting everyone's time and protest about something worthwhile,
something that will help their own species. When humans are perfect
in every way, then I'll give a damn if some fishermen are just trying
to protect their livelihood by killing some dolphins who are stealing
their fish.

The only reason other westerners (excluding people with better things to
do like me) care so much about dolphins is that they themselves don't eat
or have ever had to kill them. It's different, so they think it's wrong.
If japanese fishermen kill dolphins in japanese waters, who am I to care?

I'm sick of people from Japan saying that Australians are all hypocrites.
You only see the stupid Greenpeace people and the rednecks talking about
how horrible it is the japanese are killing whales. The majority of us
Aussies have better things to do than meddle in the affairs of Japan.

Sorry, I have to disagree with some of what you said. Human children
are not cute and intelligent. They are small, fat, balding and ugly.
All they do is salivate and expect people to cater for them all the
time. If they don't get what they want, they whine and cry. You can't
even hold an intelligent conversation with them. The last time I tried
to discuss the works of Leo Tolstoy with a baby, it just made stupid
sounds and peed itself.

>>235
You discussed the works of Leo Tolstoy with a baby? So discussing
it with a dolphin, which is "intelligent", makes you a genius?

What makes dolphins cute? Is it the stupid nose, or the flexible
penis?

>>236
I never said anything about being a genius, or about dolphins being
cute or intelligent. The point was merely showing that babies are
stupid and ugly.

>>237
But I still say we should be doing more for our own species. Regardless
of your belief in evolution or creation, if dolphins were meant to master
the sea they would have guns that come out of their blowholes.

>>235 must be a 黒イギリス人(=Evil Englishman), not the regular イギリス人 who
wouldn't say such vulgar things!!!

>>239
No no, that's how englishmen usually think. And seriously, that's
what their kids look like. Right up until adulthood. Some can never
break out of their hideous cocoons. How terrible!

I sort of like the evil one. Let's talk about our favorite porn stars and Slash Metal now.

Do you mean English people are ugly all the way up until adulhood?
I thought babies of any race were cubby and cute!

My mother always tell me to study harder, because I barely study at
the university. My mother afraid I can dropout of the uni.

The best place in the world is japan

>>243
I'm gonna drop out of this year. I'm going to do it in style.
I'm failing all my units, cause I'm too cool for school!

of the uni -> from the uni

>>245
But university is just collection of useless in real life courses.
It is so boring.

>>241
Yeah, seems like イギリス人's pure heart has been stolen by the
lecturer from Moscow State University he met on the train....

>>247
Yeah, that's why I'm dropping out. I'm getting out of Squaresville,
going to Awesome City. Population: ME

>>249
I dont want to dropout, because without university degree you're nothing.
I hate my uni with passion but I still kicking some asses.

>>240, >>242
In some cases, it's true, I guess. For example, this is how I imagine
Winston Churchill would have looked as a baby. When he was much older,
there was no difference. See?
http://www.jabking.com/photos/ugly_baby.jpg

Women always seem to find babies cute, though. And men who have their
own children, sometimes.

>>241
Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't really know much about porn stars,
and still favour Power-metal over Slash-metal.

That baby put the fear of God into me.

Right in the post next to us, they're bashing Aussies. lol, The
Japanese will never be as good at bashing us Australians as the
Brits. I mean, the Marmy Army have their own chants and everything.

>>251
I'd like to watch the spectacular Russian porn that had a great impact on you, tho..

UGH! I meant Barmy Army, not Marmy Army.
Who the hell are the Marmy Army?

Help me with one japanese sentence ok?
translate please:
くつをめがなくてもいいですか。　ーはい、けっこうですよ。

>>255
SUck my DIcK!!

>>251
I've heard that mammal adults find any mammal babies cute genetically,
and the evidence of it is that a dog kept in a house will never
mess with a new born baby because the dog also finds the baby, who is
younger than him/her, endearing.

uhmmmm, so you are not a mammal, maybe?

Now that's original.

How can anybody top Avril Lavigne?
She is the cutest thing ever, EVER !!

>>259
Ew, Avril Lavigne?
You need your eyes checked, or serious psychiatric help.

Babys are cute maybe but thinkgs get ugly when you have to take care of them.
Have you had that kind of experience?

>>255
One correction in Japanese first;
X くつをめがなくてもいいですか。
O くつをぬがなくてもいいですか。（i.e. ぬ instead of め）.

-Is it OK if I don't take off my shoes?
-No problem.

>>261
Yeah, we have that experience with refugees.
It seemed like a good idea...

>>257
What about lions who eat other lion cubs?

>257
I meant, a new born 'Human baby', not baby dogs, sorry.

One correction in Japanese first;
X くつをめがなくてもいいですか。
O くつをみがかなくてもいいですか。（i.e. め instead of みが）.

-Is it OK if I don't polich your shoes?
-No problem.

One correction in Japanese first;
X くつをめがなくてもいいですか。
O くつをなめなくてもいいですか。（i.e. めが instead of なめ）.

-Is it OK if I don't lick your shoes?
-No problem.

くつをなめなくてもいいですか

Can I not lick your shoes?
No problem.

What about human adults fucking their own babys??

that's too intimate

Do japanese have studs in their shoes?
No, they have salarymen in them.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>269
There's nothing wrong with homeschooling.
Better her dad than some stinky jock!

>>271
American joke?

>>273
No, 2ch joke. I made it up then. Aren't I the coolest?

>>255
くつをめがなくてもいいですか。　
This doesn't make sense. くつmeans shoes. I don't understand what
めぐ　is a dialect in some reaions meaning, break something, but
we never say くつをめぐ. Anyway, if I forced totranslate the odd
sentense, I would translate, like, "You don't need to have the shoes broken?"

ーはい、けっこうですよ。
This sentense makes sense and it means "Yes, That's OK" or in this context,
"yes, you don't need to."

uho

indeed

>>275
You are the one with the wildest imagination, LOL~~

But I heard somehwere on the news that some guy fucked his own 3 year old kid to death.
Why?

Sounds like >>262 is right.
Ignore my post and others except 262.

>>279
Cause she didn't eat her vegetables.

>>274
No, you obviously ain't the coolest.
The coolest is >>275, LOL~~~

How many unkos do you have?

>>282
I am ashamed. I shall resign from my leadership.

>>284
That's the spirit!
Now you are entitled to become leader of one of the political parties in Japan!
Congrats!!!

I can't believe the leaders of both parties resigned. That's really
going to boost voter confidence.

"Vote for my party... If you don't like what we're doing... ah, screw
this, I don't won't to play anymore"

I think it's a good thing that leaders in Japan quit as easily as I musterbate.
At least they are capable of feeling ashamed of themselve and showing that.
Look at america. It's still bush. It's boring.

What kind of person wants to be in a leadership position?

Oh I don't know. Watching Bush make a speech still makes me
chuckle.

Speaking of masterbation, it's late at night, and I have uni
tomorrow. So I better be off or I'll never get to bed.

good luck tomorrow at the uni

I have question, anyone. how long（time） did you master English?

Is masturbation guy Japanese?

Hey!! Mates!!
Dumbledore is gay!! Can you imagine that!
Gay Dumbledore and Harry in a room alone !! gyaaaaaaaaaaa

>>292
maybe

Why do you think Dumbledore and Harry had such a close relationship?
That crusty old wizard was obviously a shotacon, and used magic spells to
molest young boys.

Ha, no, I kid...I love Dumbledore.

>>292
I don't know, that's pretty natural sounding expressions for a Japanese
person. Unless he's very good at English.

snape kills dumbledore

Now we know why Dumbledore thought Snape came to like Harry(, which turned out it was his love for his mother Lily.)
Dumbledore's misunderstanding is explained by his gayness. isn't it?

>>297
Why? Because he's jealous of Harry and Dumbledore's relationship? Snape's
anger is really sexual frustration.

Any good Russian porn worth a look?

come to russia, you will find a beautiful wife for you there.

>>300
Try www.sexyrussianbabes.net

I masturbate at least 4 times a day.
After the forth masturbation, my head hurts.
So I always swear that I quit this bad habit of mine once and for all.
And the next day, I masturbate. Why?

because you're spineless whiny faggot

Snape kept holding his love for Lily for years and years after her tragic death.
He kept reminding himself of the love by watching Harry's eyes.
Creepy.

>>302
Thanks for the Ogrish site but I'm not a huge fan of scary images.

>>304
I think it takes a lot of courage to keep masturbating, despite the
obvious dangers. I salute you, 303.

>>300-302
Am I being made fun of?

sure

>>308
If you are, I missed it. I was just providing porn to a fellow Netizen.

>>308
Cause you don't want to share your fav porn sites with us.

>>311
Actually, I only did a quick Google of "russian porn", since that was
requested. If we're talking about personal favourite porn sites, I prefer
www.g-queen.com

I am a Spacer Women

What's the obvious dangers?
Sperm won't dry up or get diluted, right?
Maybe time wasted on masturbation could be better used or something?

I like youporn.com

>>312
No wonder. I thought you had no sense for porn.

>>312
I'll turn down you.

×>>312
○>>313

>>315
You have a taste.

Is it possible for a gaijin to find a girl in Tokyo?

There are millions of girls in Tokyo. You can see them everywhere.

find for a date or marriage.

>>314
I've heard that if you keep masturbating, you can't make enough sperm to
keep up with the demand...then blood starts coming out. But maybe that's
not true. I don't know.

>>316
If you turn down g-queen for yourporn.com, then I think I find your taste
the more questionable.

>>324
g-queen looks good but no movies there.
I was talking about www.sexyrussianbabes.net.
Did you actually go take a look at it?

>>325
Actually, no, I just Googled "russian porn" and linked the site. I
checked it briefly, but I wasn't really seriously reccomending it.

G-Queen would be better if it offered more sample movies, but I love the
pictures in the preview sites. Pity they censor them with 'members only'
blocks, though. I keep trying to find torrents of pirated G-Queen movies,
but no luck so far.

>>326
Okay, you shouldn't go then. It's pretty scary.

If you like uncensored Japanese ones, check out
ttp://erozanmai.com/html/contents.htm
They have two 7min samples available near the bottom.
You have to download and unzip them tho.

>>327
That sounds like it carries a significant virus/spyware risk. No problems
with them in your experience there?

>>328
Dr. Norton never reacted so far.

does ne1 here hav a fish?

>>327
And thanks. I like uncensored, but the one thing that really bothers
me is the hair. Japanese never seem to even trim, let along shave,
which is why G-Queen is such an oasis...even if the free material
is very scarce.

>>331
I see. I am trying to recall anything peaceful but I can't.
Hmm.. Seems like the hair thing is a big burden to alot of people.
Pesonally, I don't care much.

>>332
If I have a preference, I go for smooth. But even if I can't have that, a
little bit of trimming would be nice. It's honestly a wild, primordial
forest down there sometimes, and it personally puts me off.

It is me again. Can you help me with japanese please
字はきれいでなければなりません。

>334
Somebody correct me if I've got this totally wrong, but is that "You must
write neatly"?

You have to write language very well
?

I see.

Wait! you should wait someone.
my english is bad.

>>336
Is that "very well"? I always thought きれい means "clean" or "neat".

>>333
LOL
I agree. Soft and smooth hair would be just nice.
But I hate when its trimmed too short and stingy.
So I feel itchy too.

>>335
I think that's pretty much correct. Or,
"Your (hand)writing must be neat."

my life is ruined

I think it's they have to write neatly. or I must write neatly or he is required to write beautifully

I am very sleepy.

Is not everybody sleepy?

I am not sleepy at all.
look awesome t-shirt
http://chbox.jp/shop/2007-03t.html

I was hikky for 1 year. Now I go to college but I dont talk with anyone.
College gives me colossally stress, I am very nervous because of my exams and
because of my future. I feel out of place everyday.

I'll be sleeping soon, I think.

>>340
Soft smooth hair would be nice, but completely bald is better. However,
the hair is usually very stiff and coarse. At least trimming it away from
the important areas can make things a little better, I think.

But what do I know? I'm just an internet pervert.
Good night. ^_^

I cannot be fierce.

I am too. I'm going off soon.
I've learned today, porn makes the world go around.
Good night, people.

http://chbox.jp/shop/2007-03t.html
what is this? and Would you teach it?

>>350
it is t-shirt.

What kind of t-shirt is it?

look yourself.

It is a splendid work t-shirt!!

NITO DESU.

I came out of sleepiness.

My dream is to move to Tokyo. You guys are lucky being born in japan...

>>357
You are repeating the same line.
Stick to it then you'd be on the next thread's >>1 as
"Morons who think Tokyo is your Promised Land." lol

What makes you think all of Japanese people here live in Tokyo?
Just about one tenth of total Japanese population live in Tokyo.
It's quite a large percentage though, depending on how you look at it.

yamaguchi reiko is the queen of av.

all i need is her

>>359
I've never heard of her.
I am not updated on AV actors.
An AV actor who made the biggest impression on me is Toyomaru.
Maybe you don't know her.

One of the most hilarious コピペ I found in 2ch is the following.

有給休暇をいただいたので、
内緒で妻のパソコンでインターネットして
ヌードとかＨな写真を見まくっていたのですが、なんと
なにかのひょうしに見ていたエロ画像がパソコンの後ろに
表示されたままになって元に戻せません！
前はプーさんの画像だったのに、今はアソコにバイブを挿した豊丸の画像です・・・。。
再起動しても表示されたままなんです。
早く直さないと妻が帰ってきてしまいます！（看護婦なので・・・・）
至急助けてください！！！
ここのスレッドの人ならわかるとおもいました。
OSはウィンドウズです。
よろしくお願いします。

>>360

She works under the theme of juku-jo. But she does not appear so old.
She has wonderful breats that are real. And she smiles and seems to
enjoy the fucking. often it is hard to tell if av actress is enjoying
herself.

Yasuda Misako is the cutest Japanese women ever.

If she says that she doesn't have a boyfriend she's probably lying.

Why do talent agencies in Japan try to stop all hot models, actresses, and singers
from having normal adult lives?

If they want to fuck around, let them.

>>361
Is she still sorking as an AV actor?
I thought she retired.

I think Yasuda Misako is cute.
But I like 東原亜希 more.

X sorking
O working

>>363

I did not hear such a thing. I sure hope it is not the case

>>364

Well she's got bigger tits, that's for sure.

http://www.katu.com/news/10995841.html
White Power!

>>368
HE'S GOT THE PEDO GRIN!

>>369
How do you know?
Are you a pedo master?

This article reminded me of a serial killer, who wore a clown's make-up.

>>370
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

Some pirate made a handy guide just for this. See how well your pedometer is set!

Huh. Pedometer. Pedometer. I never noticed that.

http://www.katu.com/news/10995841.html
He looks like Bruce Willis.

By the way I didn't know Bruce is relatively a tall man.

I'm really glad they brought back the old front page.
I missed it.

Why are there so many stupid people here?
You all could speak English much better if you really knew it.

Firstable you should know they don't use the formal, exam-used English to have a chat.
They surely laugh at you talking with friends using YOUR English because of the aboves.

Learn and know theirs which is for everyday-use.
Otherwise you will never actually get it really.

It seems to me that at least 60% of the people here
are native speakers, but I might be wrong.

>>376
I must say warota.
Do you mean it seems to be?

>>377
I said that it "seemed to me". It was my impression, my perspective, my view.

Right now, I'm jealous of Japan's internet service. US internet is actually pretty bad for the price.
You guys get cheap fiber-optic networks that put us to shame. I believe the average Japanese broadband user
connects at something like 40 or 50megabits per second, while here in the us it's more like 1.9megabits.

It's not fare. ;;
But at least we're not in Australia, I hear theirs is the worst.

>>378
I'm not sure about the average, but it seems a 100 Megabits fibre-optic.
40 or 50 mega should be DSL services which are getting less popular.

I think the UK one is also no good.
512 kilo dial-up services are still available on most providers.
The average, I think, is 1-4 mega.

school's out for me
school's out for you

>>378

X fare
○ fair

To the teachers at NOVA．
・Check your umployment insuranse．
If you obtained it，you can get its benefit．
And if you are looking for job，EF English first is calling the new teachers．
Good luck！

Poor teachers of NOVA.
Although I won't miss NOVA itself.
Hopefully everyone will be able to find new jobs soon.

There is no sympathy. NOVA teachers do not care about new job. Unless
they can meet Japanese girls, watch children's TV shows or damage
more trains.

NOVA is freedom!

100 megabits per sec is the maximum speed that the fiber-optic can offer in theory.
In reality, I heard most services fit from 40 megabits to 70. It also varies depending
on the type of housing you have; if it's an apartment or condo building, the is no way
it can go over 90, because the line is shared by multiple units. Still, I think it's less
stressful for regular use though.

tsk tsk tsk... and the service in Japan is still considered slow,
because everyone is downloading so much porn at once.

I saw in the newspaper today that Deng Xiaoping was quoted as saying
"It doesn't matter the color of the cat as long as it catches mice."
It seems that the propaganda machine of the PRC (Purring Republic of
Cats) has been working overtime.

the internet is for porn

>>389
Is your porn free? Mine is :D

Over here, around 20mbits is the maximum for normal customers. I'm supposed
to be on 4mbits, but it's not even that fast. Considering switching to 8mbit
from another provider. My neighbour is still on 56k dial-up. Then again, I
went around to help with his modem problem yesterday, and after spending
five minutes fixing it, he spent 2 hours talking about the war and how he hates
Turks and Russians.

And on the topic of Russians, the one from the train is flying back home in a
couple days. ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡

>>251
イギリス人さんI'm a little surprised at you. Your comments are usually
not so unkind.
How could you not find this little guy just adorable?
http://www.jabking.com/photos/ugly_baby.jpg
But he does look a little angry. I think he heard what you were saying
about him. You'd better watch your back, or some morning you may wake
up to find someone's dirty diaper at the foot of your bed.

>>391
>>And on the topic of Russians, the one from the train is flying back home in a
couple days. ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
What Russian ?

>>392
Maybe I was having a bit of an off-day. Spent most of the day and night
before travelling. You have to admit, though, that Churchill wasn't the
best looking of men. And that baby does look like him. And thanks. Now
I'll have to lock my door at night just in case.

>>393
The one from >>199, who was visiting Edinburgh that day.

>>394
Lecturer from Moscow State Uni? I see. I study in that uni :)
From what department was that lecturer?

>>394
Churchill was King Arthur returned, come to save England from the
evil Huns.
So you can't blame him, seeing as how he's over 1000 years old.

>>395
Ah ha, was wondering if you were still around! She's in the linguistics
department, specialising in English. She's also fluent in German though.

>>396
Ah, that explains it all! I guess he might have been quite dashing in his
youth, but those centuries sure took their toll.

>>397
Here is a song for you as consolation;

♪Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser

See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and thats the only way

Shake - shake yourself
Youre every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

by YES

>>398
It's funny cause it's true. So many dumb fags running around these
days worried about getting a girlfriend. They cost too much and
always hold back.

Cause with the declining birth rates and all, we all know that after
they invent artificial wombs you can use at home, women will become
obsolete and NEETs and otaku will rise up and quietly take over the
world.

>>399
You mean you don't go Dutch?

>>400
I r confoosed as to wat u mean

as a kite

Honour of lonely heart!

>>399
The British government is considering introducing a fine on NEETs who
aren't making an effort to get a job.

Churchill and　Babe　Ruth look like each other.
Ruth was a german american.

So That's what germanic saxons are! They actually looked like Gorilla and
nigger!

>>401
'Going Dutch' means paying for themselves, rather than one person
paying for the other(s).

>>406
Really. We were taught the other way around here in Japan.

We were taught it was not a generosity but a sign of stinginess.

>>407
It's usually done between friends or acquaintances. On a business lunch,
the inviter usually pays for the whole meal, and on a date, the man usually
pays for both. It is stingy depending on the circumstance.

Going Dutch is 死語

Dutch Wife

also 死語

>>408
We were taught that "Go dutch" meant "Split the bill".

I think nowadays Go Dutch means buying prosetitute and
hemp.
Being idiotically tall is being Dutch.

Dutch men won't get angry towards
British derisive humour against them?

I think our neighboring coutry over
seas would have gotton angry and claim psychological damage
and compensation.

huh

I should have said "over the sea".
But the japanese sea should be abstained from.
Actually correct both historicall and international
law aspects. But it makes them sullen so
it's not correct.
If you mistake, You'll have hours of lesson!

sorry japan sea.

Some English words function as both the first name and surname.

For example, Taylor is the word. John Taylor(from Duran Duran)
and Taylor Hicks(an american musician. I don't know about him. just
googled and found out his name.) are the case.
Why?
And I suppose Taylor came from tailor. So it means a occupation and
doesn't have a special meaning.
Why do people bother to name their children a banal name?
Taylor can be a feminie too. Interesting.

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/SGG-012472.jpg
He looks too old!

>>391
Seems like UK is lagging behind Japan when it comes to Internet connection.
Not many people here usu dail-up connection anymore.
ISPs promote fiber optic cable connection for the past few years and it is
getting popular throughout Japan.

In ruaral areas people can't use fiber optical connection so they
have to settle for ADSL connection. But ADSL is far faster than dial-up.
Maybe, the fastest ADSL is 56MB. In my case, I used 24MB ADSL servise but in reality,
the speed was a little faster than 1MB. I couldn't complain though, cause
The further you live from a telephone company, the slower the ADSL
connection gets.

I subscribed to fiber optical connection the other day and now I'm using it.
Their sales pitch is you can get 100MB speed, but I checked its
speed on a webste where you can measure Internet access speed,
and found out that I can only get around 20MB. It seems, depending on
internet traffic, what time of the day you use Internet affect
connection speed.

Still, 20MB provides me with confortable Internet experience.
I often download zip files on some porn sites. It's real fast
to download those files!!! If you use p to p software, which I don't use,
you can get the most out of Fiber optical connection.

It's a shame to say that I feel fiber optic is most usuful when I
download files from porn sites. But It's true. That's what man is
about. I hagven't bought any porn photbooks nor have rent porn DVDs
for many years thanks to the Internet.

Do you know any sites where japanese want to meet with foreigners for marriage.
I am foreigner interested in marriage with japanese girl. I am handsome.

I found a site.
it is http://www.japancupid.com/
Should I try it?

>>420
You have a delusion of japanese girl
humble and devoting.
Yes, you would have more chances in japan
than in your country though.

>>422
Can you tell me more about real side of japanese girls?
That dating site is cool. I dont like non-asian girls at all.
I want to marry japanese girl who can also give me a working visa

Wow on that site there are many cute girls :)
I want to chat with them :))) maybe I fill found my luck there.

>>424
I doubt that photos on that type of the site are those of subcribers.
The company who run a dating servise gather attractive looking girls'
photo on the net.

Easy hookup would be to meet a 30 or 40-something left over woman who still fantasize
an international marriage. This could get you a visa quickly.

>>425
but they are real people you can chat with.

>>426
I dont want that. I am sincere person and I can't lying. I want to
meet really interesting girl and marry her

>>428
Oh, I thought you would marry a Japanese for a visa.
Why don't you get a visa first and meet someone then?

>>429
no not for a visa. but for a visa too.
Well I can get only tourist visa now. that would be expensive

>>427
I haven't read the site thorugh and I'm not going to, but does it
say video chat? If not, who knows? You may end up ugly middle age men.
Even if you can video chat and can make sure she is the girl on a particular
photo, she maybe just hired by the site being paid an hour.
I don't know how that kind of site works, though.

Anyway, trying to meet through that kind of site is not a good idea.
It's more safe and better to use a social networking site or other
normal penpal site.

>>428
I don't beleive a person who claims himself that he is sincere. lol

>>431
Of course it can be anything

>>433
You are the guy from Russia?

>>430
I don't know why you are so desparate.
If you can find a job that can sponsor you for a visa, it wont be a problem.
I think you shuold look for a good company rather than a slut.

>>434
Yeah.
>>435
But I am just a student. I dont know how to find a job that can sponsor me a visa in japan...

>>436
You go to the most prestigious uni in Russia and I can't feel a whiff
of intelligence from your posts in the past. lol
Almost all you write is about how to meet girls in Japan.

Maybe you go to virtual Moscow State University.

That's what I think too.

>>436
It would be easier to find a decent job through the right channels when you graduate.

>>437
Because I dont like talking about intelligent things, dude.
When I am in university I am study, but when I am at home I dont
want to remember things I learned at university...
and I am not going to math courses anyway...

I got it. I think you want to go to Japan asap.
Then you can transfer to a Japanese university.
Is it hard?

I cant. There is Asia and Africa institute where people study japanese and go to japanese
universities, but only for 1 year. But I am not in that university.
Also who is gonna pay my life expenses in japan ? :(

Sonna Kanji

>>439
whatever

That's why you need a female Japanese patron for everything...

Anyway my plan is to work sometime here and then transfer to japan.
I will go to japan as tourist in summer/autumn 2008. I must see Tokyo.

Well, good luck anyway..

>>445
Won't you miss the Moscow Metro? I never thought there could be
such thing as an attractive underground rail system.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Arbatskaja_arbpokr_Barry_Kent2.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f1/KomsomolskayaKL-mm.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Parkpobedy-mm01.jpg

Why are you so obsessedw with being in Japan and marrying a Japanese
woman?

And what makes you think a Japanese woman would want to marry you anyway?

ttp://www.kuro15.com/contents/profile/

He is said to be one of the best right hander in Japanese baseball now.
Japanese media reports that chances are 50/50 of his playing in Major
League next season.

He is now a free agent and any clubs including major league's club
can negotiate with him. Sources say, some major league's clubs'
scouts value him higher than Matsuzaka. The Smelly, rather The Red Sox
is one of them. If the Red sox offer highest prices and the right hander
decide to play in Major league, you can see him throwing in the Red Sox's
uniform.

He loves to play on his current team and recognizes responsibility as
the best pitcher of his team. (one of the best in Japanse league.)
That can make him decide to play in Japanes baseball but at the same time
he wants to try his ability in the best stage, Major League.

If you were American it would be easier because there are many
Japanese women who want a visa for America.

You could use each other for visa.

You are a fuck.

>>447
I'm not the Russian but let me reply.

I'll prepare for a long flat board with wheels under it.
I'll bore a hole in the front of the board and tie a rope to it.
I'll lie on my stomach on the board.
You must be honored to be appointed a man to pull the rope in the
Moscow subway system.

Funny that mighty NOVA finally got assigned to a yakiniku(barbecue) company. lol
We might be able to enjoy an English convo class over BBQ. lol

>>447
It looks like north korea subway system.

>>449
Will he become another traitor from hiroshima carp? again?

He should get a beat-down!

>>451
In Russia, is Subway run by human power?

>>454
I think he's trying to say something like "In Soviet Russia, trains
ride you".

She's coming back early next year now in order to complete her thesis,
so all is well. Hopefully.

>>455
No, I meant I want you to pull the board with me lying on it
throguh the corridor? shown in the photos in >>447.

What do you call it? Corridor in a station?

>>456
If it's beside a track, then it's a platform... otherwise, I'd just
call it a corridor, as you say.

Apparently, though, the trains are very reliable. Apart from when they
get bombed, then they're as good as ours.

Korean resemble Chinese.

They are rude and dirty.

he spent 2 hours talking about the war and how he hates
Turks and Russians.

Is he a national socialist? Politically uncorrect but
absolutely correct.

Oh,I have a stomach ache today...
May be the bread I bought from China market wasn't good...
Let me go to bathroom to get the thing out.

Defacating?

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etoleg chwil kinJa wor vali llob thesev hdayo uar fJan smy yinthe taina
allyli andan veand lallowm othous enteent deight dvis wil yeartw

>>461

Defacating/Defacation = shitting.

boku ha aikoku desu

>>459
I'm not sure what he is. He moved here from Hungary many years ago,
though, and served in the British armed forces. He feels that Russia
is trying to put a block between the US and the EU, so that the EU -
without a centralised army - would be unable to withstand a Russian
invasion. Though he hates Turkey, they have quite a sizeable military
which the EU might benefit from.

>>462
Got it, I think...
"It is my will that I will obtain a valid visa from the Japanese
government which will allow me to legally live and work in Japan
as of the seventeenth day of the month of January in the year two
thousand and eight."

>>465
Sounds right.
Do you happen to be a liguistic genious?

no. a masturbation general

Commencing my attack! Full assault men!

show me what you got!!

I wrote before about a tourist I met in my town.
This is another story.

One of my friends were planning to have a girl from India to stay his home
for about a week. Since I speak decent English, he invited me to visit his
home during the occasion. I had heard that Indians speak English with thick
accent so I wasn't sure if I could understand what she would say.

Actually, I heard a story about a professional interpreter. Acording to her,
when she interpreted at a UN conference, English of deplomats from India
was hard to understand. Even a professional interpreter finds it difficult
to understand what Indians say in English. I was kind of nervous.

In those days, I often visited a tourist spot where people from overseas
visit to talk with them in English. I happened to find a couple in middle ages
there. From thier looks, they seem to be from South Asia. I thought this was
a nice coincidence and it was a good idea to talk with them to see if I
can understand them.

I don't mind talking to strangers in English because even if I speak terrible
English and they think I'm stupid, we don't have to see again later. After all,
they are tourists and they leave Japan. It's not that I don't need courage to
talk to them but we never meet again so I don't have to feel too nervous.

I walked up to the couple and said, "Hello, how are you?" They were from Sri Lanka.
In case you don't know where it is, (I herad one survey shows that one fifth of
American even don't know where their country is on a map.) it is located off
the coast of India and used to be a part of India but now it is an independent
country.

I could imagine they speak English as Indians do. The husband seemed to be not
good at English, though. His wife looked a bit timid. I don't know why but maybe
she was scared of me. Their English was not more difficult to understand than I had
expected. We can communicate with each other. After chatting for a while, he
said he hadn't book a hotel. It was after 5pm. Soon, it would be getting dark.

They don't speak Japanese and I wondered how they would find a place to stay
overnight. I asked them if they want me to find a hotel for them.
They looked happy but they didn't want to spend much for accomodation.
From where we stood, we could see some hotels but they are all expensive.
After thinking about my next move, I decided to go in to one of the
fancy hotels and asked a staff member there to introduce me the nearest
and inexpensive hotel.

I explained the situation to a hotel staffer and he introduced us to
a good one. He gave us a map and we got out of the hotel and walked to
the hotel he introduced. The hotel looked far less gorgeous but that
didn't matter for the couple. Saving money was on top of their list.
We went inside.I talked to a middle aged man behind the counter.
He didn't even wear a uniform nor business suit. He wore run of the mill
shirt and pants. I explained to him their situation.

The couple told me they wanted to stay in a room for a single person
to save money. They meant they didn't mind sleeping on one bed together.
That makes sense to save money. I asked the cleark about it.
His expression on his face seemed a little bit confused for a split second.
And then he said, "OK, in that case, I would let them stay in a room for
two people for a single person's price." Maybe they had lot of vacant
rooms that night.

I thought, "Yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! That's a nice bargain." I explained
the couple what the cleark and I talked about. Maybe they didn't understand
what I said to them, thier reaction was blank faces. I felt sorry for
the cleark who offered a good bargain because they didn't say anything to
him.

I reapeted to them with emotion and exaggerated tone, "THIS NICE MAN KINDLY LET
YOU STAY IN A ROOM FOR TWO PERSON AT THE PRICE OF SINGLE ROOM!"
Maybe at that moment they realised that they hadn't said thank you to him yet,
and said to the cleark thank you. I was relieved and I was happy to help
the couple to stay in a good room. Now I fullfilled my responsibility.
I said to them, "it was really nice talking with you. Have a nice trip" and
then I turned my back on them when the husband said "wait!"

I looked back. He was pulling a hand-size metal container, the one that
looked like for candies out of his bag. I wondered what was going to happen.
He opened the container and what I saw there was a lot of rings.
I thought, "what the..." He said, pick any ring you like."

As you might know, Sri Lanka is famous for the production of minerals.
Maybe ruby and emerald, too. I did never expect such a offer from him.
He said, "I brought these rings to give to people we meet in Japan."
I thought, "I wish I had en eye for gems." Actually I didn't know which
ring was precious one. I joked to him with a smile, "which is the most
expensive one." I don't know he got the joke because he and his wife didn't
laugh. His wife remained to look timid.

That was a moment I wished I had been a magician. If I had been, I could
have picked up more than one rings while it looked like I picked just one
ring. Anyway, I picked up a ring randomely and said thank you to him.
I was so high that I didn't notice I had picked up a ring with two different
pieces of jewel on it. Maybe they thought I'm greedy. hehe

When I said good bye again to them, he asked me if I would be available
the next day to show them around. I was available actually, but I said I
would not because the next day is a weekday. People are supposed to work
on weekdays and I didn't want them to know I lived a life of NEET, which I did.
Of course some people don't work on a weekday of a week but I didn't
want to make up a story about my job.

From the next day, I started to teach myself magic tricks.
By the way, the indian girl's English was not with so thick accent.
I hope you guys enjoyed the story.

my dick is big

White kids are shorter than me! LOL

There are countless idiots all over the world who don't know where their country is located on the world map.
It's not peculiar to Americans.
I hate them who don't have common knowledges and have no desire to learn things.

Is Japan one of the states of America?

>>470
please put the previous ones here!!!!!!!!!!! im really impressed with it!!!!!!!

The couple was jew and finger ring was a fake.

That is another way of world jewry by jewelry.

>>477Are you crazy?You should die.

>>474I am dick and my dick is bigger than you. My dick is always praised by women.
Your English is so poor and your dick is too.

>>479Are you out o work man?

No, I'm a walkman.

>>478
I don't have the first story stored in my PC.

I am employed by a jew.

No, I'm an iPod. Walkman is the past.
BTW sony is now being manipulated by the jew too.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

>>470
Write 3 line.

Arai will be a traitor as well as Kuroda.
Arai is worse because he will go to hanshin.
Kuroda takes a risk and never sells his talent to Carp's rival.

Arai is a korean (japanese). Kamemoto(kim) also went to Hanshin.
They all turn their backs on Carp.
They are ungrateful. Who raised them to what they are now?

Arai cried crocodile tears. If you cry, why will you leave?

What is more, Sheets(american infielder) went to hanshin too. LOL
Hanshin is dirty!
You all know osaka is not japan. Osaka is Osaka minkoku!

Carp is not crap. you traitors!, Die in Hell.

>>488
He met an american tourist in his neighborhoods.
He showed him around and took him to a bar which turned out to be
not a suitable place.
He got embarrased and left(run) with guilt feelings.

Seriously, why does the Russian think he can just be in Japan simply
because he wants to be? What can he offer Japan? Does Japan need
him in anyway?

The Japanese have their own people to do most jobs so they don't need
yet another foreigner thinks he can just live in Japan because he
"loves the culture" and has a thing for Japanese chicks.

You better learn a skill (and the language) that a company in Japan
might actually care about. Otherwise you'll just have to keep on
jerking off about Japan back in Russia.

>>490
thank you 4 lines

>>489
So you are a Carp fan? I am, too.
I'm disappointed by Arai, too. (I didn't know he is Korean.)
Now Hiroshima is Hanishin's 二軍
Kanemoto and Arai were in good 先輩 and 後輩 relation when they were
in the Carp. Maybe Kanemoto influenced Arai's decison to become a free
Agent.

If you count Eto, who left carp and joined Giants and then Seibu,
three 四番hitters left Hiroshima. Eto, Kanemoto, Arai.


If Kuroda decides to go to Major, Hiroshima has no hope in the
next season.

If you start to count traitors, it doesn't end soon.

maeda is great. he is real samurai.
he is blunt and clumsy on the surface. he is a man of few words.
but he is warm and kind at the bottom of his heart.
he is emotional man at heart.

そんなのオッパッピー！！
　　　　　 ∩＿＿＿∩
　 　(ヽ　 | ノ　　　　　 ヽ　　/)
　　(((i ) /　　(ﾟ)　　　(ﾟ) | ( i)))　
　／∠彡　　　 ( _●_)　 |＿ゝ ＼
( ＿＿＿､　　　 |∪| 　　　,＿＿ ）

Why do japanese women like men who look like homosexuals?
I mean even many of the tough macho guys in Japan have hair-cuts
that make them look gay and wimpy. It's hard to be afraid of
Japanese men who have such stupid hair.

Especially hosts. They totally look like their homosexuals.

I mean seriously, when I first saw Kimutaku I thought for sure
that he was gay. And he probably gets more pussy than anyone
in Japan.

So there you go Russian guy. Just look like you're a homosexual
and Japanese women will love you.

Why do you care if someone is zainichi or not? It's not like the
Japanese can tell if someone is korean or not.

Plus it is Japan's own fault for creating the zainichi population
because of WWII.

Japan should just let the zainichi be Japanese citizens if they
want. I mean they were born in Japan, often have Japanese names,
and speak Japanese like natives (because they are natives since they
were born in Japan!). For all intent and purposes, zainichi are
Japanese.

Plus it is Japan's own fault for creating the zainichi population
because of WWII.

Most of them came volantarily before WW2. and most of laborers in
wartime came back to their homeland.

And for the record, nearly half of them came after WW2.
many came volantarily and many without visa.
You can learn from public information.

And as for kanemoto and arai, they are korean japanese.
So they are not zainichi in actual sense. just got a little vicious
cos kanemoto might have something to do with arai's dicision.

>Japan should just let the zainichi be Japanese citizens if they
want.
no problem about that. we have even white japanese.

sorry, voluntarily ○

It doesn't necessarily mean "happily".

I hated eto(not soccker player "eto" LOL), kawaguchi, ioka(hiroshima
resident), etc...
they are not zainichi.
I hate them because firt of all they are traitors.

tatsukawa is said to be korean descent.
he is a good guy. not only because he has devoted his life to Carp
but he is a good natured and funny guy.

They choose to be zainichi cuz they benefit that way for several reasons.
When they don't want to be Japanese, who could force them to be?

Have you heard of Iwamoto岩本貴裕 and Uemoto上本 博紀?

Iwamoto is a student of Asia University. He graduated from Hiro-sho.
Uemoto is a student of Waseda university. He graduated from Koryo.

Both of them are big focuses of next year's draft pick.
http://draft-de.jugem.jp/?eid=591
http://blog.livedoor.jp/ubaseball/archives/51456736.html
http://www.wasedasports.com/baseball/jingu/second.php

>>496
Just because you are homophobic, that is, a latent homo yourself.

Americans tend to love tough, musculine guy.

Hi All!

So, 2ch does exist!
I am reading Densha otoko (in English) and I didn´t belive that
a place with discusions like that existed!
And it even had an English tree so I jumped into it!
Sorry for jumping into your discusion, now I will scroll up and
actually read what you are talking about.
Btw I am studing Nippongo.

Tell us if you are a pretty girl that is not actually an otaku.

>>505
What made you brought to this thread?
Tell me exact links you followed.
Mabe you searched on Google or other search engines and then
you found 2ch then you searche the left side collumn of 2ch's top page
and then you found the word English and you made it to English board
then you searched threads on Engish board for a title written in English
and now you have just posted your message here.

If you want to know more about 2ch this aricle might help you.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F01E5DE153CF93AA35756C0A9629C8B63
ttp://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nc20030213mr.html

Welcome!

Although if you're studying Japanese, I wouldn't reccomend this English thread, since all we speak here is English!
I am studying Japanese as well, but it's fun to have discussions here, and help some Japanese people with their English.
And it's fun to compare cultural differences. n_n

>>507
I think that's the article in which I first learned about 2ch, so long ago.
It's funny how he calls it "channel 2" in the article. I don't think anybody calls it that.
Even on English boards like 4ch (Channel 4) and 4chan, it's always "2ch".

>>509
But when it comes to TV stations' channels, you calle them Channel *, right?
He just followed the rule, but to think 2channel is a proper noun,
he should have call 2ched as it is, as you say.

Sonnano kanke- ne-!!!
Hi, OPP!!!

maketakunaindesu! tonarino nagabuchigakkyuunidakeha

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLgIyoxzWs

>>513
funny! nannka okashii

I was watching some Kirby episodes and...well, rather than explain it, I'll just ask. Anyone who's seen episode 88 should know what I'm talking about.

What's up with this "カラカ＝ゾーイ"? Some sort of Japanese pun or something?

>>508
>And it's fun to compare cultural differences

Is it fun? It was fun before for me.
But ever since I had met this guy, a friend of mine
before turned out to be a big liar, and a fraud, I can't trust
foreigners anymore. He lied me many times and stolen my wallet
more than once when I was not around. And when I start to blame him
he shows a sad face and I get tired of blaming him and say "it's ok". He thinks
that I've forgiven him and next moment he does bad things to me again.
He only enjoys using me...

I know it's not only about the language. There
are good people and bad people in this world, I know. But I had been
working very hard to learn English. I am proud of reacing
an English speaker of this level without studying abroad...and then I
met this guy...
He apologized me again this time and said it will never happen again,
so pls be my friend...but I can't trust him. Moreover, I suffer
from a language disorder...I still can speak Japanese, but because of this
guy, it's hard to speak English in front of people these days.
He probably thinks it is a joke. I honestly can't speak English properly...

>>516

No one wants to hear about your life story.

and now I regret of what I wrote....
You know...I suffer from languge disorder.
I can't say what I want. because people may
misunderstand me. If it would be Japanese
I can explain better probably. I regret that
I blamed that guy....he is happy in his way so
as long as I don't get in touch with him, everything is
fine. sorry and thanks for reading.,,agh...I am so depressed now...

I have a question to ask.
A certain person here on English board repeatedly insists
that "I'll get back to you IN thirty minutes" is practically identical with
"I'll get back to you WITHIN thirty minutes".

Is his claim correct?

>>519
1) "IN 30 minutes" =30分後
2) "WITHIN 30 minues"=30分以内。

>>518

I think your post worked other way around.
You should not weep like that.
Because your situation is hard to understand and guys usually
don't like girls to take things negative and compalint. we are
tired of hearing the complaints from mothers and girl friends..
If you have a language disorder, just dont't talk.
keep silence. Because the more you talk, the more you'll cause
problems.

Oh, don't be so mean to me.....
*tears*

>>518
You should deffinatly stay away from that guy. I would probably start yelling after a while. n_n;;
Don't worry so much about a language barrier! I can understand you just fine! but if you still don't feel confident, continue to read this thread, watch English channels, and just keep practicing!
Good luck to you! And never talk to that money-stealing jerk again! xD

I visit a clinic sometimes where I took a fancy to a female doctor. How am I going to ask her for a date?

>>524
Just ask her out.
Or find something that interests her.
Perhaps something you are also interested in will help.

>>525
tks

I prefer nurse uniforms.

>>521
I think you are right.
I won't talk. I will make new good friends.

hi you guys... can i join?
it's too cold outside...

>Don't worry so much about a language barrier! I can understand you just fine

I am probably being rude to say this but I think you also don't
understand what I said. Maybe because of lack of my English skill and
explanation. I meant I suffer from language disorder. 言語障害。
it means when I speak, I can't say a word and often stammer.
it is because of the bad experience caused by a relation with that guy.
So my language disorder is caused by my mental area not the matter of
level of fluency. But I want to meet good friends and I hope my English
would get back to normal soon.

Yes outside is too cool and here is too hot.
Why don't take off your pants?

>>530
Seek some professional help. No one understands you here.

>>532
no need. I can manage it.
plus you shouldn't say such things.

>>533
I doubledare you. Get a doctor so you don't have to keep nagging here.

>>533
shhhh... the more you talk, the more you cause
the problem.

>>535

OK I got it! I won't talk anymore!

>>536
well...you don't necessarily keep silence.
all you need is a peaceful conversation, right?
but people here are sometimes very harsh. Especially to those
who talk about their personal lives plus you are female. That's why
some guys say hard things on you. If you don't want to get hurt,
don't talk. But if somebody who are kind, you feel good to
reply to that person. There are kind people on this thread too,
such as me! take care! cya!

>>537
OK thanks^^ I feel much better to talk with you now!
cya

I sometimes feel we could use some academic topics on this board
that we could talk about in English, such as physics, psychology, literature or whatever.
But there seem to be very few who want to talk about such things.
Are there anybody who shares my feeling?

>>539
Stop complaing and you start that kind of topic. That's all.
Passing the back get you nowhere.

>540

sorry

>540
I'm not complaining.
I just want to know if there's anybody who is interested in such topics.

>>542
Oh here. I love to talk about academic topics!!
How about Conan Doyle. Holmes was the most famous
gaunt gentleman in the century, what is your favorite
novel of his?

Are we talking about H H Holmes or another Holmes?
I love H H Holmes. He's such a lovable nut :).

oh no...serial killer.
I just googled and read the wikipedia.
I meant Sherlock Holmes. His home on
Baker street with a partner, Dr Watson.
Most of the kids read the novel, didn't they/we?

>>543
I read one of his short stories long ago.
I don't remember what it was about, but I liked his style.
Readable and sophisticated at the same time.

It's not a Holmes' series, but
I like モルグ街殺人事件　"The murders in the Rue Morgue"
by Edgar Allan Poe. The culprit was someone far beyond our
expectation. I read it when I was a primary school student
but I still remember the story.

I wouldn't recommend such a novel written long time ago.
If you ask me, I would recommend a novel which is written in modern setting.
An old novel requires you to know obsolete words which more often than not
makes it hard to understand.

This may sounds like an unsolicited advice though.

>>548
Yeah, but it's hard to find a good novel written recently. Writers
either use cliches and old plot devices, or they make the plot or
ending so outrageous it's hard to believe or just plain annoying.

>>548
no. classics are the best that's why they are called classic.
there are no better quality detective stories than
Sherlock Holmes. Even about the comic artists, there is no better one
above Tezuka Osamu. Well, you all have your opnion. I don't think
there are many artists who could exceed their level.

I don't know much about overseas mystery writers but off the top of my
head, Stephan king, John Grisham, Daniel Steel, Sydney Sheldon, Michael Criton's
novels are page turners and thier sotry setting is modern.

>>551
I guess they count to some extent. But they're pretty famous and
well known. Maybe it's just my attitude, but I tend to avoid really
popular stuff, and tend to stick to things that only a few people
know about or understand. I'm not elitist, I just find it hard to
get into something that has lots of hype around it.

As far as books go i've recently been looking up the classics as well. After
hearing about the quality of his work i bought a book of short stories by a well known
horror writer H.P. Lovecraft.

If fact that why i'm still up at 6:30 am. Every time i close my eyes, or turn my back
in the dark i can't help but imagine some nameless horror from the depths of oblivion
sneaking up on me... and then... and then...

>>553
LOL that's nice way to spend the night until 6am! gambatte^^

lol, H.P. Lovecraft. My favourite Lovecraft poem is
"On the Creation of Niggers".
I don't care what anyone says, I find old fashioned racism
hilarious. Stupid British people thought they were so great. Now
look at their country. Full of white trash! Stupid chavs!

>>555
thread stopper...
seems like nobody feels like writing here
after you....-_-"

Hmm... Currently just 100 or so pages into Don Qixote, by Miguel de
Cervantes. Took a while to find it (at a reasonable price, anyway)
after someone asked about the phrase "fighting with windmills" quite
a few threads ago. A little slow-paced to begin with, but quite
interesting nontheless. Before this, I was reading Beowulf (Seamus
Heaney translation) in a bilingual edition. My Anglo-Saxon is terrible.

>>553, >>555
My favourite H.P. Lovecraft story is Dagon. Been years since reading it
and can't actually remember what it was about... but just remember it was
one of the ones I enjoyed the most.

>>557
I C. It seems like H.P Lovecraft's stories are nice.
I'll try to read them then.

>>556
Then my work here is done.

On that note, anyone ever read any Ovid? The Metamorphoses, not
just the love poems. I'm more into the really ancient stuff, like
the Anabasis. The Aeneid is my favourite, because the lead isn't
always such a great guy, unlike many other great and powerful heroes
around.

Before I go to bed, I have to remind you all that








SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!


nighty night

>>557
Wow, do you still remember that windmill question?
I also remember, but never thought of read the book.....

>>561
I guess Igirisu-jin san is a super majime person.
or a super hima person. either one. lol

>>503

I'm glad you've read the intro to your psychology book.

But you're right, I am a homosexual. And even to me Japanese men
look like sissies. I mean if a host was beating me up, I'd still be
laughing because of his stupid hair.

And what's up with casting Johnny's Jimusho stars as tough guys?
I'm gay and even I don't believe it. I want my touch guys to actually
look tough. Kamenashi looks like my sister could smack him down.

Takizawa is cute though...

Kamenashi looks like my sister.

Another sunset in tokyo

cao ni ma

Espanol...?

I'm glad to hear about people reading! xD
It's because I'm talking with an older crowd, huh? People my age don't seem to read anything other than magazines.
I recently read "Catcher in the Rye". Interesting ending.
And before that was "Everything is illuminated" by Jonathon Safron. I reccomend that one! kind of touching.
A lot of people have reccomended "Call of Cthulu" by Lovecraft so maybe I'll read that too.

If you are white and become a Japanese citizen, you're still not
going to be treated as a "Japanese."

Just look at Debito Arundo. He's white and a Japanese citizen
yet he still wasn't admitted to a Japanese only onsen. Granted the guy
seems to go looking for situations where there is a possibility that
he will be discriminated against, but the point is still valid.

I bet the white or non-ethnic Japanese citizens will be singled
out for finger printing at the airport once that begins, despite
the fact they have Japanese passports.

Basically, in Japan nationality without the proper ethnicity with
it means very little.

Curse your life then.

Books! I love books! I remember when I used to have free time
to read books...
but now, it's all I can do to put a little time aside most days
to study my Japanese.
Right now, I'm trying to read a Japanese manga (Honey and Clover), to
help me learn common kanji. It takes me about 20-30 minutes to read one page.
I'm sorry, I tried reading Doraemon, but the story line just didn't
grab my attention. Gomen!
In English-language books, after the discussion the other day (which
I'm NOT trying to revive) I bought a copy of John Hershey's
"Hiroshima", a book I always intended to read, but didn't. It isn't
too long, so maybe I will actually finish it.

>>571
X Hershey
O Hersey

(I've been eating too many chocolate bars lately...)

>>568
Way to make us feel ancient... Anyway, before my spoon-feeding and
second afternoon nap, I'll say a little more. We almost got 'Catcher
in the Rye' to study at GCSE level back when I was at school, but
instead, it was changed to 'Lord of the Flies', by William Golding.
Have meant to dip into Catcher, but just have never had the motivation.
Jonathan Safran Foer's (sorry, had to look it up on Google) book synopsis
sounds fascinating, however, so might have a go at that. Thanks.

>>569
Ah, we've heard of him too, and he's pretty disliked. He just seems
like a troublemaker, going to places for 'Japanese only' and arguing
with them. Just because he has a Japanese passport doesn't make him
automatically Japanese. If I had a special book that said I was a woman,
it wouldn't automatically make me one (I hope).

Today I bought a book called 'Russian for Beginners'. However, I am very
frustrated for the simple fact that I cannot roll my 'r' sound, which is
quite important (even though Lenin himself was unable to do so).

I want to try read japanese manga too. Can you give links to Honey And Clover in japanese?
thanks

>>573
> Way to make us feel ancient...
lol, sorry I didn't mean too. xD
I liked Lord of the Flies as well, it was pretty interesting. :D
And I love reading so any reccomendations are absorbed. :)

I haven't heard of this guy.
I don't think that it's right having "japanese only" places, but I just think of it as "what? You don't want my money? Okay, your loss!"
I wouldn't go in and start argueing. xD

イギリス人, I feel your pain. I can't roll my r's either and it made spanish difficult way back in middle school. I hear that it's not impossible to learn how to though.

I am just a picture in a frame

>>564

Your sister must be ugly

>>573

His little book doesn't make him ethnically Japanese, but becaus
of it he is legally "Japanese." That is supposed to make him in
the eyes of the law a Japanese person.

Therefore, he should be allowed into places even if they are Japanese only. Even if he is a dick.

Thus citizenship is meaningless in Japan if you don't look Japanese.

Lovecraft was a niger hater.
Do you know?
Then you still keep reading racist's novels?

>>578
That's like someone claiming they're a female in a man's body and then
complaining they can't join a female-only gym or something. Perhaps they
should change their signs to "Only people of a typically Japanese mindset
allowed", then. What's the point in visiting these types of places if the
type of people who regularly go there don't want your kind of company?
They'll just make you feel alienated anyway and it'd be a waste of time.

>>575
Lord of the Flies was pretty interesting, but I find that having to study a
book really takes the fun out of reading it for pleasure.

And as for r's... found a load of information about how it's supposed to be
done on the Internet, but so far, I've only been successful in either making
really stupid sounds (thankfully when nobody's around), or getting saliva all
over my monitor (because you really needed to know that). One day, perhaps...

>>579
And Lewis Carrol (C.S. Lewis) was a paedophile, and his books are still
very popular today. it's not like any of the royalties are going to either
of them, because they're both dead.

"japanese only" places are not kind of south african staff.
Drunken strong russians had not abided by the rules and
used to make trobles and japanese
got very scared. Japanese gave up and put up a sign.
Yes You can say there should have been more
taliking but it was not russian that was
oppressed but japanese were.

so called white japanese are just racist and want to make
japanese like what they have been..

And he doesn't look like typical white. he looks like mexican..
He is too annoying personality. hypocritic and prick.
"white"(he believes in) man points out racism...
He looks down on japanese.

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Iove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a nigger.

H.P. Lovecraft

>>577
Ｍind your own business.

A lot of public bathing places like sauna spas and Sentou ban people with tatoos on their body
becasue yakuza or gangs, usually with massive tatoos, would scare off their regular customers.
Innocent citizens with tatoos should protest too, or just find a place that lets them in?

*attoos

damn *tattoos

yamamoto kid will be kicked out? lol

>>581
Do you know the band called "dead end"?
The vocalist of the band were considerd as the father of visual
kei band. But few people know him.
It is said that the band influenced many visual kei bands like
X-Japan, Luna-sea, L'Arc〜en〜Ciel. I don't care because I don't
like them though..

And his lyrics seems to be greatly influenced by Lovecraft.
Visual kei was once more innner and pretened to be more deep.
I prefer today's visual kei bands because they are just laughable and
no harm.

I once knew lovecraft enthusiast. He was very narcissistic and confident.
He belive in his talent. But from the outside he looks just weird and
fool and crazy. LOL
His literature was too narcissistic and in disorder...
apart from what it really was. He was illusioned.
I don't know what he's been doing now. you can say aberrations of youth?

BUCK-TICK, X-Japan, Dead End are the main progenitors
of visual kei band.

>>575 >>580
Weird. I can't roll my r's either. Maybe they should add that to list
for the thread.
When I took a Spanish class, the teacher told me to say my r's with the tip
of my tongue touching the roof of my mouth. You can kind of fake the rolled
r sound that way, although it isn't very convincing.
So any plans to go to Russia someday, イギリス人さん？ My parents went to
St. Petersburg a few years back; it was pretty amazing.

>>574
You can try ordering manga from amazon.jp (but the shipping outside of
Japan is very $$$).
Within the US, I order Japanese books from Sasuga books, an online
book store. They have a huge manga selection, as well as regular novels,
magazines etc.

You guys can't do "rrrrr." like a machine gun or drum roll?
Even cats can "Prrrr". Ask Chairman about it.

>>592
Cany you make out between Truce and Truth or lip and rip
immediately?
How can I get native speaker's ear?

>>592
No, I at least am defective & can't make that sound.
It provides endless amusement for my husband, who can roll his
r's beautifully.

>>593
I have the opposite problem from you--I can't understand spoken
Japanese well at all--and all I can suggest is watching lots of
English language movies, TV shows etc. or listening to English language
tapes. The more you hear, the better you will get, supposedly.
If you are independently wealthy or a highly skilled professional,
you could live in an English-speaking country for a while.
That is the best way--total immersion.

[email protected]

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

>>589
Hmm... I haven't heard of 'Dead End'. Only X-Japan and Buck Tick, as
>>590 also mentioned. I do like a couple songs by groups such as
X-Japan, Luna Sea, L'arc~en~Ciel and Buck Tick, though, so might
just do a bit of research. Thank you.

As for H.P. Lovecraft fans (hardcore ones), that sounds about right. The
same goes for a lot of 'horror' enthusiasts who worship one writer in
particular, though. You should also see some of the Edgar Allan Poe fanatics.
They always think that, for some reason, they are superior to everyone else.

>>591
I can do the single tap that some Japanese words require, but not the apparent
flutter of the tongue on the roof of the mouth for the rolling. I'm kind of glad
it's not just me with these problems, though...

And yes. I'd love to visit St. Petersburg sometime. From what I've heard about
the Hermitage museum, it's quite spectacular, as well as the architecture there
in general. Sooner rather than later, hopefully, as the girl from the train
offered to show me around...

I expect Japan's your next destination, so you can put all your practice and
learning to the test?

As for Japanese pronunciations, rya, ryu, and ryo are supposed to be the hardest to say for foreign japanese learners.
By themsleves, it's not so hard to say "ryo" but to say "inryoku / 引力" is a challenge!! For me at least.

>>568
"Catcher in the Rye"? are you sure you are american?
I read it when I was 7th grade. I thought all the american
kids read it in English class around age of 10 - 13 or something...

>>597
Actually, りゃ、りゅ、りょ are not that easy for me as a native Japanese sometimes.
When I mumble or don't pay much attention, for some reason,
my "りゅう" sounds like "due" to some people. I don't know how that happens.

>米人さん
I tried reading Doraemon, but the story line just didn't
grab my attention. Gomen

ROLF! Yeah, I agree. "Honey and Clover" is much better
for a woman of your age. I'd recommend "Gokusen".
It'hilarious and the boy, Sawada Shin is so cool. He is
my ideal type of guy. Looks like one of Jonny's jimusho guy.
Oh...but the Japanese itself is too barbaric because the story
is about the highschool gang kids and Yakuza family.

FYI, 引力means gravity. not attraction.

引力：between man and female☆

>>595
Deja view. The feeling that you've read an identical post in an
earlier thread.

>>596
Hai! Ikitai! But I don't know when I'll have the money or freedom
to go. A few decades down the road, if you see an elderly lady
(sensibly dressed) rambling around the back roads and historical
sites of Japan, trying her very best to use her fractured Japanese,
why that will probably be me.

>>597
I have only recently mastered something like the regular Japanese r.
What is it about that letter that makes it so troublesome in all
the different languages?

>>600
I am so glad you brought up "Gokusen", because I watched the drama
(the first one) and I could swear that when Nakama Yukie is in
yakuza mode, she uses a very rough style of speech that sounds to
me like it has lots of rolled r's (rrrrr...). Is that right? Or is
it a tt sound that is sounding like an r to me? I've always wondered.
I liked the drama a lot; didn't know that it was a manga too. I thought
Matsumoto Jun was great in the drama as Sawada Shin (and he is a Johnny's
jimusho boy), even though I don't like his singing very much.

>>603
oh so, you have seen the drama first.
The original story is from Manga, by Morimoto Kozueko(very rare name).
umm...IMO, Matsumoto Jun was ok, but he was not as good as
the original character of Shin in manga. I probably just don't like
Matsumoto Jun much (I can't some intelligence from him).

>>602
really? umm... I didn't know that.
I thought 引力 was not something between men and women.
I thought in that case we should use the word such as 魅力 or 誘引（力).

>>598
Different classes read different stories. xD
Even in the same school, My class was reading "Their eyes were watching God", and other classes were reading "The Crucible"

>>599
That's sort of a relief. are their any other things that are hard to say in Japanese?

>>603
I also noticed that! When I watch various shows, sometimes guys are trying to sound tough/angry by they rolling their R's a lot!

>>603
You should go while you're still young. And open a host club... Yes.

>>605
We did The Crucible too. Enjoyed it more than Lord of the Flies... probably
because it had a largely historical aspect to it.


And now to work out how to pronounce 'Щ' as well as more 'r' sounds... it's
been a long day.

>>606
How many hours do you usualy sleep????
3h like Napoleon, maybe.

Mein Kampf!

Duane Lee "Dog" Chapman is god.

Jason Bourne is COOL!!!!!!

>>610
I love all three of the Bourne movies!
My brother kind of looks like Matt Damon. xD

>>611
Wow, he does?
He must be a very popular guy then!
The Bourne Ultimatum movie just opened today in Japan
so I haven't seen it yet.
According to the trailor, Bourne seems to have remembered his ture
identity and everything else....sounds very interesting!

>>611
If I added 2 braids to the photo of Matt Damon, would that make
a photo of keira?
...granted that you and your brother look alike.....LOL~~~

Matt Damon is just an inferior version of Dicaprio.

He is ugly. long jaw funny face.
His deploma and scenario writing skill got us illusioned.

Long chin was more suitable, I think.

And if you only knew how many looneys got a Harvard education because their daddies were alums or the family
contributed $$$$ to the school

>>616
You may be right about Harvard, but what about the fact that
his script won him the academy award?
I think that tells us that at least he is not dumb.........

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/02/american-film-festival-matt-damon/comment-page-1/

I'm a bit surprised that Matt Damon is generally recognized as ugly in US.
I think there are jealousy and bad intention.
But people won't(can't) say "ugly" to a guy like Jude Law even if they want to
discredit him. so Matt has too many defects in his face.

Japanese are so vulnerable to the media coverage that they assume any
(white) american celebrity is good looking.

>>612
Yeah! Iwas also waiting for this movie, Bourne Ultimatum.
But I wonder why Matt Damon likes to play almost the same
role on the more than one movies. Those are all men of CIA's agent with
a dark past, right? It's so complicated. ^^;

>>619
I'd assumed he is trying to turn the Bourne movie into 007 movie
by continue making sequels, LOL

>>618
Are you......Australian.....?

>>614
Well...I have a different view about Matt Damon.
He is a low-key guy with intelligence. But he is not
handsome and his baby face won't apeal girls either...
Actually he has no 華(charisma?). There was Tom Cruise with a superb
acting skill, good looks, and charisma...but he is old
by now but there is no good actor to take Tom's place, so
probably Matt is the most appropriate actor for the moment....
I don't dislike him...but Tom is too charming!!!
I hope the emergence of a new actor who is just like Tom
in next generation...^^;(I mean I like Tom not just because
his good looks. He is really talented and his inner expression
is really something).

Tom is too charming?
Seriously, you're joking right?
He's a good actor, yes... Well, some of his movies are good.
But if sanity is the price of good acting skills, I don't think
it's worth it.

>>618

>damaon is cool and all but his fashion needs some help..
he dresses like he is goin to church which is fine but he needs
to get more hip

↑this comment ﾜﾛﾀ^^;

>>623
Yeah, and Tom looked diabetic even when he was very young!

>>623
sanity? yoku wakarimasen...

could you be more specific? why you don't think
he is charming? He acts realllly great in all the movies,
My favorite is; Magnolia, Collateral, Eyes wide shut *^^*
In addition, have you ever seen how he bahaves of offstage?
he is reeeaaalllyy caring and really warm hearted guy!
Ask Toda Natsuko! she knows everyhing about TOM!! >.<

>>625
You know Scientologists have said that Tom is delivering the message
of Scientology. They say he'll be remembered like Jesus Christ.

I usually don't judge people on their beliefs... That is until people
come out and say they think he/she is a god.

>>626
Don't you know what cult he is reallllly into?

*my favorite movies are....sorry again many mistakes...

>>626
You work for L Ron Hubbard don't you?
Keep your moontalk out of my head!

cult is nothing to do with his personality!
he had to live with a pressure beyond our imagination
since he was young, then now he is probably relieved
after he found something he can believe. Well if
it was wrong, he will know it later. So nothing wrong
to believe in cult right now. It's just a side trip of his life.

Also do you know
he has a handicap? can you imagine how hard he had to work
just to live like a normal person? he puts tremendous efforts
into memorizing the script, I think. I do admire him a lot!^^
Devoting himself into a cult is just a side trip of his life.

>>631
what's his handicap?

I have a handicap myself, and I'm being serious. I haven't, nor
have I ever felt the need to join a cult. Is there something wrong
with me?

"So nothing wrong to believe in cult right now"
brb, going to join the Aum cult and gas some commuters.

I wouldn't mind Tom Cruise if he stopped screaming, yelling and overacting in his style but
I guess that would take away his whole career and leave him a choice to be a monk or something.

Monkを言わずにMonkになる....obviously pun intended, 合掌。

>>633
ahhh...I don't like Mr Right...you know.
we can all say right things...Of course to be a member
of a cult is wrong, we all know it. But we soemtimes do.
and everybody hovor on
our lives.. I said he has a handicap. that's not the reason
to become a member of the cult but maybe one of the factors.
He is on the way to discover the real thing of his life.
I am a great fan of his, so I can wait until he'd learn by the
mistakes.

>>632
LD.学習障害、失読症。

>>636
He won't learn from his mistakes. The Scientologists treat their
Holloywood stars like gods, so they act as publicity stunts.

The reason why I'm angry at him is because I've heard some really
terrible things about what Scientologists do to their members from
ex-members.

And the movies he does these days aren't so good. Like War of the Worlds.
The main character didn't need to act in that movie. They just needed someone
to freak out and run around in panic all the time.

>>632
He's a jackass.
The number of people suffering from this disability is growing
in a great number these days.

>>638
aso...wakatta...but I still like Tom. Tom wa kawaii.

>>637
I happen to know some Americans who claim themselves to be
dyslectic, but I felt most of them were just using it as an excuse
for not doing things right at school.

>>641
but dyslexia is not alexia, right?

LD.学習障害、失読症 simply means the person is not working
hard enough.

>>643
You don't know anything at all.
if you'd stay with one of those people for
a long time, you'd definitely tell. There is a clear
difference between a normal person and a LD person.

Tom Cruise is not a good actor. He hid his craziness well for a long
time. But now he has so much money that he doesn't care

To the Brit,

Wouldn't changing the sign from "Japanese Only" to "Ethnically Japanese Only"
be the same as businesses in England having a sign that says "White English Only?"

>>646

Let it go already.

Matt Damon is truly one smart guy (and a good actor). He's made
excellent career choices (unlike his good friend Ben Affleck).
Plus, when he won the Academy Award for "Good Will Hunting", he
and Ben brought their moms to the Academy Award Ceremony as their
dates--what's not to love about a guy like that?

Tom Cruise does have dyslexia, and I'm sure it isn't easy for him as
I know many people with it--my dad, my sister, my husband, a good friend
of mine...it's really common here. But that still doesn't excuse the
bonehead stuff that comes out of his mouth. For example, he got in a
big fight with Brooke Shields not long ago over whether post-partum
depression existed or not (he claimed it didn't, based on his vast
experience of giving birth I suppose). I feel sorry for his wife,
Katie Holmes.

About dyslexia, it appears to be worse for people who speak languages
in which combinations of letters can be pronounced in different ways, such
as English (through, though, bough) and French. It's not so bad for, say,
Italian speakers where the pronounciation is less variable. I would guess
it is less common in Japan too (although I wonder how it is trying to read kanji
if you are dyslexic...easier? harder?).

>>646
Who cares. At least they were nice enough to tell you when we're
not wanted. I'd go have a good time somewhere else.

Besides, it's a bit weird to go to Japan just to take a bath.
Foreigners would probably be the most uncomfortable in the situation
of public bathing.

>>649

I reckon the people getting discriminated against (even though
they hold Japanese citizenship) are the ones caring.

As well as all the Black, South Asians, East Asians, Arabs
and all other non-White British citizens who still get shit
because of they're race.

Then again I've never had discrimination problems in Japan.
Just some difficult realestate agents/ land lords. But that's
just business (and a little predjudice, but mostly business).

I have no intention of becoming a Japanese citizen so what do I care.
Still I'd be annoyed if I did and still got messed with.

In the words of our very own nationalist redneck pigs:
"If you don't like it here, you can GET OUT!"

Where's that guy who unconditionally loves Tokyo? His view
on this matter would be ever so important.

I think the Japanese government (not the people as whole) would
kick out all non-Japanese if they could. Or just keep the ones
they need for cheap factory labor, resturant work and cleaners.

Of course then they wouldn't have anyone to blame for the increasing
crime rate in Japan.

>>652
There isn't a country in the world that wouldn't kick out all the
foreigners. They're cheap labour and generate resentment from the
local population. By the very term "foreigners" you imply that they
are different or have trouble assimilating.
You don't think the US, Britain or Australia, or even many European countries,
has a group of people on the street and even in government that wouldn't kick
out all the muslims or poorer ethnic communities based on some crappy stereotypes?
OF course, in these countries, there are people who can see past the stereotypes,
just as there are those kind of people in Japan.
Just like in Japan, other countries, other governments use foreigners and particular
ethnic groups as scapegoats. They only need to use generic PC terms like "undesirables"
and let popular imagination do the rest.
Stop acting like Japan is the only country where there is racism.

He's just upset that Japan is one of the few places where white
people get discriminated against.

>>654
Well duh. Just look at history. Everytime some people not from
Europe have let white people into their lands, they end up ruining
the place!

If I ever went to Japan myself, I'd go as a tourist, so I don't think
I'd have much to worry about. They'd see me being a dumbass and wearing
bicycle shorts and a big backpack with a camera around my neck, and they'd
know to not care.

I like how its cool to use blackface on Japanese tv.

Yeah that's how Japan pretty much is. They're cool with crackas
as long as they think you're going to leave.

>>646
Just one last comment on this from me. Britain has several centuries
worth of history where foreigners have integrated with the local population,
before and even including the Roman empire. There were Vikings, Anglo-Saxons,
French, and people who came back from the Crusades. I think all this has
contributed to the UK and its acceptance of foreigners. Black people who were
kidnapped and brought back from Africa as slaves took a long time to be accepted
once slavery was abolished, and even now they suffer a lot of racial abuse
from people. After being isolated for so long, you can only expect similar from
some people in Japan towards outsiders. Of course, as >>653 says, there is always
a population who does not like such things happening, but the majority doesn't mind.

As for 'White British only', you only have to go and see anything the BNP is
involved with for that. People usually have more sense than to actually go
there and start trouble on purpose, though. I'm not saying it's a good thing;
it's just something that happens in most societies at some point, and can only
be waited out. No amount of protesting is going to make them change their minds.
In fact, it might only make them hate you even more.

Anyway, hopefully back to pleasant talk. I bumped into the brother of a friend earlier,
and his girlfriend, and they were proud of their cat giving birth to a litter of kittens.
He had a video on his phone, and instead of looking cute, it looked like a horde of tiny
demons eating the mother cat and wasn't cute at all...

Wait... so the Romans and Vikings "integrated" into England.
They didn't, you know, INVADE the bloody country. Why didn't you
let the Germans integrate during WW2? They were flying all the way
from mainland Europe to spread multiculturalism.

Also, cats are evil. They don't just look like demons, they ARE
hellspawn.

>>659
They invaded, yes, but they didn't really segregate the communities much.
In fact, there was a lot of inter-marriage between the communities. Which
isn't quite what Hitler had in mind between Aryans, Jews and Slavs.

So, that was another lament of a loser who can't adjust in Japan.
same ole, same ole.

Before I go to bed, here is the daily reminder,








SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a pretty big difference between a BNP club house and
an eye glasses shop, or a sento or whatever other place that
some one has written a letter to the editor in the Japan Times.

Whiny gaijin fucks

>>663

Most of foreigners in here seem to be saying live with it. It is
you and Arudo Debitou who seem to be whining.

Slim Shady sucks hard.
He's just a quitter hiding his ass behind his security guards now.

666

>>230
There is no greater propaganda in the PRC than the truth.

>>592
Most of us cats can purr, it is true. It is hard to explain it to humans.
Humans are not quite as developed as cats, so a lot of them are unable to
purr due to primitive biological differences. It's not really very useful
anyway. We just do it to show off to humans who can't.

>>658-659
Cuter than hairless human kittens. Ours squeak in a cute manner and only
take a couple days to become irresistibly cute.

And to the human who will soon say "You are stupid and not funny", you
are the one who is missing out on delicious Nyanko-meshi. Not me.

u mean nothing 2 me

>>667
It's just you who think your post is funny.

Awesome. It didn't take him 15 min to catch two. I want that skill too.

global warming is aggivating

>>664

Umm..no. I think the lack of names i confusing you.

Tom will perform as a german offier that the germans
at that time hated the most.
Even though the german officer was a traitor and disloyal to
aryan martyer, he bore a true aryan feature on his face.

Tom is absolutely handsome but he has grinny, cheap smile.
Plus, he is short and short-legged.
The man of irish descent with indian blood must not perform
as an aryan soldier.
He is genetically inferior so his IQ is low and he is physically
weak.

can you read this word?
民主党全国委員会

OUR CHINESE PARTIZANES ATTACKED JAPANESE ARMY VERY STRONGLY BECAUSE JAPS KILLED MANY MANY INNOCENT CIVILIANS.
WE NEVER RAPED LITTLE GIRLS, AND NEVER CUT CITIZENS DICKS, BUT U JAPS DID!! SO GOD WILL PUNISH U ALL FUCKING’ CRIMINALS!!!!!!
CHINA AND KOREA 4EVER!!!! FUCK JAPS!!!!

minsyuto zenkoku iinkai

minsyu to zenkoku iin kai

min syu to zen koku i in kai

You should all give up learning English.

Chinese is where its at yo!

>WE NEVER RAPED LITTLE GIRLS, AND NEVER CUT CITIZENS DICKS
That's what you also did to japanese residents and
went on doing to your own civillians after the war.
Also Beijing is using the pictures of japanese victims as chinese victims.

THERE'S NO GOD IN CHINA!!!

Now, Mao Zedong, Jiāng Zemin, Hu Jintao are the gods.

years later, they shall be exhumed and get urine.

Deng Xiaoping's ashes were thrown to the sea by his will. He knew
what would happen.

I like Qingdao beer. Gimme some or I'll slap you.

Well you personally didn't rape little girls (well you might of,
or at least drool over jr.high school girls; there is no way to
terll really). But the Japanese did do the whole comfort women
thing. And I doubt they checked to see if each girl was over 18.

Raping is your tradition. in your blood.
have confidence, great chinese man.

why can't japan and china both just get over it?

you too korea.

why does Nagasawa Masami get pointed out for having ample breasts?
They seem pretty ordinary (maybe a little small) to me.

you are just ignorant.
She stashes them under her clothes.

>>686

Please provide proof

tits or gtfo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCXvJweahWY
Is this enough?

Well they seem nice enough, but not as big as everyone makes
them out to be. I think she uses some padding too.

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/68/0000561068/11/imge54c8c6bzik7zj.jpeg
She is several years younger in the picture.
She is getting bigger and bigger.

to me she is very cute girl.

it is easy to be understand why she is popular idol of Japan

>>691

Hmmm...perhaps I haven't been paying close enough attention

ageru!

>>691
I don't understand why she is so popular.

[email protected]

ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

If you didn't rape anyone when you went to war, you missed out.
Every great army has done it throughout history.
Chinese men conquered cities and towns, and they still couldn't get
laid. How sad.

>>697
if you want to continue talking about stuff like that,
why don't you make a new thread and go?

>>698
No one is talking about anything else on this thread, so I don't
feel a need to.

700get

We need more good people like >>700さん

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateAAIY22U8&eurl=http://www.japundit.com/

Kitano Takeshi rules!
This is a video before he was seriously injured by a traffic accident
so his face was not distorted.
The woman appeares around the end of the video who wears a red bandana is
Fumie Hosokawa and it was reported back then that the traffic accdent occured
when he was on his way to her place.

ギリギリボーイズってのやでしょうね。ちょっとタマ○ンがはみ出て、、、
オモシロすぎる。天才！

anyone remember VT massacre?
what was the motive behind the incident, after all?

>>703
He didn't need a motive. Did you hear his dopey voice? He was just an ass.

I think he said something about being Jesus Christ and freeing the
world of hedonists. Or something.

the flipside of love is hate they say...

learning japanese seems to be never ending adventure...
language or demons

>>706
demons? what do you mean by that?

>706
The feeling is mutual.
I feel the same way about English.

There are demons in language classes?
Why has no one told the police about this?

I broke up with someone recently.
Actually, we have seen very little of each other for about a year.
But sometimes I miss her so much I can hardly resist imagining her being next to me and making love to me.
Sad...

>>710
I've never had a girlfriend, and I can imagine many a woman
making love to me. You are man, son. I'm very proud of you.

>>711
thanx. But love is nothing other than a broken heart when it's over,
especially when you thought it was a real love.

>>712
Yeah, which is why being a 19 year old guy who's never had a girlfriend
makes me so much cooler than you.

Don't worry. You'll get over it. In the distant future you just won't care
about it anymore.

All I want is to marry japanese girl and move to tokyo. My father
said that he may get me a job in japanese company!
YAY ^_^

>>713
you sure about that? I think I'm gonna live without love for the rest of my life.
but anyway, thanx for your kind and hearty encouragement. I really appreciate it.
Good night.

how did you start learn english?

>>714
Spoiled Russian kid again. lol

I am not spoiled at all. It is you westerns who are spoiled. You can
easily go to japan as english teacher all of you. You can actually travel
all the world be being an english teacher. that's unfair. X_X

>>718
We can't anymore. They brought down NOVA, so our nesting grounds
are ruined.
And you're more than welcome to go anywhere in the West. There are
plenty of dumb airhead girls and geek girls who will go out with you because
you're japanese and nothing else.

But there are a lot of other eikaiwa schools and JET programm.
One of my english teacher is american who traveled a lot simply by
being an english teacher. He been to Bulgaria, Prague, Italy, Russia, China,
Taiwan and Japan.

>>710
Sorry dude, the harsh reality is, right now she's making love to a stud
she just met a couple of days ago and you know how she gets wild
and all that. My point is, go get some booty as well!

>>720
Well, then maybe I should go to Japan.
But this whole 'working' thing, eurgh...

>>722
are you NEET? :)

I looked for a job list at gaijinpot and found job of russian teacher in japan
that's cool :)

>>718
You ARE spoiled in my opinion.
You can't even find your job on your own.
You can't work out your own future by yourself.
By the way, I'm not westerner but Japanese.

>>725
I can. But if my relativities can help me why not use that help?

>>723
Yeah.
I go to uni, but I'm going to fail this semester. I didn't do
any of the tutorials or assignments, and I never showed up to
the lectures.
My exams are this week :D

>>710
Stop whining. Just jerking off is enough for you.

>>727
I was neet too. I dropped out from one uni, and was neet for 9 months.
Not very pleasant time. Now I attend to almost every lecture in my uni...

>>729
You must have done something wrong.
I bet being a NEET next year will be a fantastic time full of
adventure and wonder.
And I hate the girls at Uni. They're so fucking stupid, it hurts
to overhear their dumb conversations.

>>730
I did nt show for any exams. lol
I hate my uni too... Btw to go to japan as teacher you need to have degree, i think.
Basically if you interested in japan you should go!!!

>>731
I thought it was opposite. You had to be a complete idiot and not
have stayed in Japan for longer than a certain amount of time.
Apparently the "dumb clueless gaijin" is a more authentic way of
learning English.

this is photo of moscow.
looks not bad, right?
http://2ch.ru/b/src/1194794308413.jpg
but tokyo is still much better

>>730
>And I hate the girls at Uni.

Girls don't pay any attention to you. So even if you hate them,
that means nothing to them.

I went to the JET website. You need a bachelor's degree.
lol, that rules me out. I can't think about a bachelor's degree,
I'm preparing to drop out of uni in two weeks!

>>735
can you repeat the year again? and enroll in college again?
In my university you can. where are you from?

Hey japanese people what do you think about Russia?

>>734
I don't care if they don't pay attention to me. They're still
stupid.
Stupidity is like second hand smoke. Even if you aren't dumb yourself,
you still feel unhealthy around people who are.

>>736
I don't care if I can repeat the year again or not. I want to
leave Uni and that's it. Uni life is horrible. I'm poor, I'm miserable,
and all the clubs at uni suck. I have more fun browsing the internet
and talking to people online than I do with idiots fresh out of high school
at uni.

what are you gonna do without college degree?

>>740
Become a rock star, man! The band is really gonna make it!

Seriously, I don't know. Get a job. I don't care about a stupid
degree. I was in a shit course to begin with. I want to get a job
and get some actual money, then decide what I do from there.
Besides, I'm going to fail two of my units, so it's not like I can
go back to uni anyway.

>>741
I see. My degree is shit. I study history.

btw where are you from?

>>742
I'm from Australia. I'm also studying History. I hate it, and no
one ever talked to it because during one tutorial I said out loud
how much I hated it, hated uni, and that if we didn't start to do
some work (so I could leave quicker) I was going to launch a chair
through the window.

Well, *I* thought it was funny, and that's all that matters.

History is the worst degree ever. I can not stand the bullshit that
teachers talk about. It is CoMPLETELY bullshit.

The worst thing about a history degree is that you can't use it
for anything. Everyone who does history here becomes history
teachers, and I hate stupid high school kids.

Why you choose history? :)

Download this track. It is very positive japanese rap.
http://rapidshare.com/files/68979195/jrap_flickjidaitokyuu.mp3.html

Cause I had the marks for it, and everyone is supposed to go to
Uni.
I also used to like history, before I had to learn how to write it
into a stupid essay.

>>737
You guys have awesome architectures of the Orthodox Church.
They are fantastic and magnificent.
So now give us some pictures of hot Russian girls too.

this is russian girl who married japanese guy.
jenya.jp
it is her blog.

>>750
Ukranian porn is better, because they are usually underag-
oshi-

>>752
Get outta here you son of a bich.

http://frillr.com/files/images/pradacruisesashaxe2.preview.jpg
this is famous russian fashion model.

>>729
Why did you decide to go back to uni?

>>755
because I want to go to japan. I want to work here. Without degree it is impossible.

>>751
Not really impressed with her looks but definitely with her Japanese.
What does she do here?
>>754
Yes, I like her much better. What's her name?

>>757
lol, Prada?
The file name says 'sasha'?

>>757
she married japanese guy and now lives in Tokyo.
>>757
Sasha Pivovarova.

http://frillr.com/files/images/Prada%20Spring%202007.preview.jpg

this is Ukrainian fashion model. Beautiful too.
http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/album/D20070213/263544_2WJP3H66M84W7K6WZ1GIFJZXXMYFC3_00020m_H115149_L.jpg

>>761
It's a trap!
Nothing there

>>762
just look here:
http://images.google.com/images?q=snejana+onopka

>>758>>759
I see, thanks.
I kind of figured she lives in Tokyo, but what's her job? Like a TV talent?

>>760
I like it too, but it's a little too artistic to... you know.

>>764
she lives off her husband. And she sings. She want to become seiyoo. lol

>>761>>763
Her eyes are very cool. Is she a supermodel?

>>765
Okay. I wonder if her Japanese is revised by her husband. It's perfect.

But sorry for interrupting thr convo about your college lives, btw.
I think it's a good idea to take a break until you find out what you really
want to do.

>>766
no no problem about our convo.
Yeah I think she is supermodel.
Are you college student too? what do you study?

In our Uni there is one student who dont attend to any classes.
But he seems to pass all exams. I wonder how he did it?

>>767
Not anymore. It's just that it took me a while to figure it out too.
Anyway, night.

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Uho! What a fine man!

I see 自重　a lot on NicoNico as a comment. What does it mean?

I also see　バーロー sometimes. Im wondering about that too.

>>772
Are you from overseas?
How did you know niconico video I wonder.

Anyway, as you know, you can comment on a video clip.
バーロー is a cuss word. So maybe someone who write the word as a comment
wanted to express their hatred, unsatisfaction, or things like that to the people/person
in the video.

自重means something like to behave oneself such as trying to
keep your mouth shut even though you have something to say.
But in reality, he wrote "自重" as a comment, so that way, he didn't
expression his specific opinion about the video or person in the video,
but he can't help but writing something about the video. So when you have something to
say but avoid writing a specific comment, you would wirte 自重 kind
of sarcasticly.

I'm sure バーローis just a cuss word but as for 自重、 I haven't seen
it written on a niconico video, so I need context to explaint to you right.
(I'm not a heavy user of niconico although I have my account there.)
If you need further explanation, put a link to a specific video.
I'll check it.

5レスほど援護の挑戦カキコしてくれまいか？
　
Mum's the word. Buzz off !で称号獲得！
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/whis/1194270616/

it's easy to make a regend but to be a one.

What is "intermediate algebra"?

>>772
バーロー is a qiuick snap of the slang expression, 馬鹿野郎.
It's probably originated in Edo/Tokyo dialects but now widely seen as a 2ch term,
meaning "you idiot".

自重 could also be used to urge someone to restrain his/her inconsiderate comment,
especially when it is obviously directed towards others; 自重しろ

Is 自重 different from Jicho-Kacho?

>>726

You're just another white geek with an Asian fetish.

"Oh, I want to live Tokyo, I want a Japanese wife..."
And now you're just going to get your daddy to make your dreams come true, what a fuck you are!

You know what, a lot dorky white guys want to live in Japan and fuck Japanese
women. But unless you got something to offer, you're never gonna get a visa.
You can't even speak Japanese. Why should Japan let you in? Japan doesn't need
you.

You don't you join the mafia and sell drugs and prostitutes like the
rest of the Russians in Japan?

From Japan Times 11/12

Having arrived in Tokyo from Seoul about a year ago, Il Yeong Eun,
like many foreigners who come to Japan, soon encountered a major
difficulty — housing discrimination.
South Korean student Il Yeong Eun speaks of housing discrimination
against foreigners in her apartment in Tokyo's Shinjuku Ward.
Il, 25, together with two South Korean friends who also came to Japan
around that time, visited three real estate agencies to rent an
apartment in Shinjuku Ward. But the agencies turned them away because
they were foreigners.
"I never expected to be refused," said Il, who goes to a Japanese
language school in the ward. "I felt like I was treated like a
criminal."
Fortunately, she found a one-bedroom flat through a real estate agency
that one of her friends introduced her to. The firm's South Korean
employee takes care of foreign customers by teaching them Japanese
customs related to living in rental apartments.
Japan's foreign population is steadily increasing. Government data
show the number of registered foreign residents stood at 2.08 million
in 2006, up from 1.48 million a decade ago. Nonetheless, housing
discrimination against foreigners is surprisingly strong even in Tokyo.
According to a 2006 survey conducted by Tokyo-based nonprofit organization
Information Center for Foreigners in Japan, 94 percent, or 220 respondents,
out of 234 foreigners in Tokyo who visited real estate agents said they
were refused by at least one agent.

>>780
We turn away foreigners in our country too. It has something to do with
the fact that they have no work and poor communication skills that make
getting a decent income to pay the rent a bit more difficult.

Those Koreans must have misunderｓtood Japan was part of Korea or something.
It is quite common for a foreign student in the US or Europe to not be able to rent
an apartment without a co-signer or guarantor who is a citizen of the country.
Sure it sucks but they do it for business.

The only good commie is a dead commieeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I have seen a japanese speech contest by foreigners on TV.
Many foreigners talked about good things about japan or compare its
culture to their own culture and analized (the uniqueness of) japanese culture.
But the only korean(s) were claiming a barrier free enviroment for foreigners.
They said japan was still undeveloped and demanded an
enviroment which is convient for them. Japanese may have to exercise more efforts.
But the only one way efforts?
And I wonder their theme was appropriate for the place which is
generally for building understanding between each others.

Maybe if foreigners wouldn't stop paying their rent and then run
back to their own countries, landlords and realestate agents
would be more inclined to rent to them.

Plus foreigners demand to not pay key money.

That eating contest champion chick, can eat on my dick all day long.

chick? Is she?

Sone Natsuko always looks sickly and not cute at all. Her friend is
cuter and, as a bonus, eats cats.

>>788
Gal Sone is not cute at all.
Her dyed hair looks dirty too.
where is my favorite guy, Kobayashi Takeru
doing these days?

>>789
Gal Stone causes stomach ache, ya know.

>>789
He is in second place. Some American ate more hotdogs than he did
last year.

NOVA will be back!　Be afraid... Very afraid.

>>791
at that time, he had flu or something but
as being in a horrible condiiton like that,
he worked fine.

where is my birthday present?

i ate it

>>795
are you gal sone?

i ate her

you must be a member of the cannibal tribe.

>>794
is it your birthday today?

SLIM SHADY in me insists I get 800.

i ate slim shady

>>799
Yes, today is my birthday. I will eat cake at least.
plus I will change my personality.

I was living in a dream until now. I am a poet.
but I'll be more practical person.
Before, I couldn't do the math. My math was like this;
1+1=3 1-1= 0.000001 3+1=0 but I will do math properly like 3+1=4
fom now on.

this poem.


わたしという名の
肉の塊を
使いこなれた
シュレッダーにかけて
こまぎれになった
わたしという名の
こころの断片を
かきあつめて
再生する
その行為を
幾度となく
繰り返し
繰り返し
てきたのです
私はその過程を望んでいた今までは
そして今から
私は
この気持ち悪い塊をかき集め
できるだけ遠くに投げ捨てる
目に見えるものだけを信じ
超現実派に生まれ変わる。
もう生まれ変わってる。＾＾

>>803
are you a poet? have you stood up
around Shibuya at night? does someone
buy your poem?

>>804
yes! some ppl enjoy my poem.
if you want I can put
another poems here. I have millions of
those. ^^ it would takes a while to translate
them into English though.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0e/AtFullForce.jpg

This is still the most famous English post on 2ch.
I feel that Japanese students should read this post and learn how to write amazing English.

>>805
No maybe you can go to the Japanese poem
thread, Not here. Although your poem is good,
it's rather too sentimental and people here are owners of
paper hearts, so nobody would understand your poem except me.
sorry.

>>805
but didn't you say you are no longer a poet?
you'll live in a reality? it would contadict
with what you said. anyway if you would like to make poem
and do the business with it, it would be
one of realistic way of living.

ok ok I'll do so. thanks for your advice.
it's no use to write a poet here but when I have
to release my stress, I would write a poem and
post it on the japanese thread.

*write a poem! sorry (誤-_-誤）

>>806
What happened to Applemilk? Is she still alive?

>>805
Wait--before you go, where is there a good Japanese poetry thread?
(I want to read, not post)
お願いします。

>>811
I think she quit the internet.

>>813
I doubt it coz I just watched her latest clip. It was an English lesson, so maybe
she came down here to promote herself. Actually, I tend to like her, though
it seems like there are lots of haters.

>>812
>>812

sure...here

http://love6.2ch.net/poem/#6

This thread is so creepy. The poem by guys of no gf.
but some are hilarious. pathetically hillarious.^^

｢ヒトリボッチ｣

ヒトリボッチハ、イケマセン
恋人タチヲ、憎ミマス
結ンダ手ト手ヲ、千切リマス
楽シゲナ口ヲ、塞ギマス
ヒトリボッチハ、害悪デス

ヒトリボッチハ、イケマセン
女ノ形ヲ、女ノ心ヲ、憎ミマス
写真モ、てれびモ、絵モ、活字モ
苦イ思イガ、滲ンデキマス
ヒトリボッチハ、危険デス

イケマセン、イケマセン
ヒトリボッチハ、イケマセン
ヒトリボッチハ、イケマセン
惨メデ、無様デ、遣ル瀬ナイ
ヒトリボッチハ！
殺シマショウ
殺シテ、クダサイ

This part is esp good. rhyming too^^

>惨メデ、無様デ、遣ル瀬ナイ
ヒトリボッチハ！
殺シマショウ
殺シテ、クダサイ

Mijime de muyo de yurusenai
hitoribocchi wa
koroshimashou
koroshite kudasai
(misery, needless, and unforgivable
let's kill the lonesome
pls kill the lonesome)



This part is esp good. rhyming too^^

>惨メデ、無様デ、遣ル瀬ナイ
ヒトリボッチハ！
殺シマショウ
殺シテ、クダサイ

Mijime de muyo de yurusenai
hitoribocchi wa
koroshimashou
koroshite kudasai
(misery, needless, and unforgivable
let's kill the lonesome
pls kill the lonesome)

Good poem !
Sounds like this poem is writting about me.
I think >>805 is english speaker, right?

nono I am very bored right now. I am a Japanese.
oh you want to read their poem more?
I found those are good too! lol
take a look!^^

http://love6.2ch.net/poem/#10

ok madafaka dats enuff outta you

outta you <---これってどういう意味？

I like this one too.
simple and positive.

>ラララ　おれには
ララララ　彼女がいない

>>821
out of you ・・・かな？

>>819
Thanks!

>>823
ahh...wakatta Thanks!^^

you know (I'm sure all the Japanese would understand
without any difficulties) but the poem of above "hitoribocchi"
is that he's been taling about himself. The "jigyaku" poem. self-abuse.
I guess in western countries there is no custom like that.
I feel people in north america won't say self-deprecating humor a lot.
in Japan, it's very common.

>>817
無様
X muyo
O buzama

>>827
oh arigatou! I thought he meant muyo, needless.
ok then it means stroppy.

>>811
there are a lot of haters on Youtube.
maybe because she's only acting on surface?
if there is a reality, ppl would like her more.

Yeah, I just want to be a normal friend
with Emily. Is she an ordinary girl? or a girl that
is saying lies all the time? and throw dust in someone's eyes?
if she's just a sincere person, I would be staying her fan.
but how can I trust her? is there a way to trust what she says?

>>830
But we can trust her personality.
She took good care of Japanese girl in highschool. Very kind girl.

>>815 >>819
ありがとうございました。

>>831
She's a fucknut.
I've heard she hates her fans and calls them all losers.
Besides, she's just a typical cardboard cutout of a wapanese
fangirl. She's all charm and cutesy shit, no personality.

>>833
Oh yeah? I had a feeling that she got some kind of
one nagative element that has not taken away. Maybe that
is some greedy desire she owns to be famous, or lack of
sincerity, intelligence.

Two hours before I sleep, let me remind you that




SLIM SHADY IS IN ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'I've recovered.' (by preprimeminister Abe)

>>831
Only because she want someone to look up to her. She is similar to
Russian in this thread because she only wants Japanese man. And she
admit to having disease from sleeping around too much. There is no
sincerity. Only deceit and lies for try make people pity or like her

>>837
But, she does very well.
She always amuse us, and encourage us.
I appreciate her video all the time.
And about desease, I think she lies to us.

>>820
Negro!
You are in the wrong place!
I'm gonna kick the hell out of you!
Get out of this place! Or You'll get what you deserve!

In the good old days, very few Japanese knew about Alien Registration Cards
— you know, those wallet-size documents all non-Japanese residents must
carry 24/7 or face arrest and incarceration.
Back then, a "gaijin card" was only something you had to show a bored
cop doing random racial profiling on the street.
Legally, in fact, it still is. According to the Foreign Registry Law
(Article 13), only officials granted police powers by the Justice Ministry
can demand to see one.
But in its quest to make Japan "the world's safest country again"
(without similarly targeting Japanese crime) and to stem hordes of
"illegal foreigners" (even though figures for overstayers have been
falling since 1993), the government has recently deputized the entire
nation. From now on, foreigners must endure frequent "gaijin-carding"
at work. Not to mention passport checks and copying of personal ID documents.
This open season on gaijin, as well as on terrorists and carriers of
contagious diseases (which somehow also means the gaijin), has gone
beyond fomenting the image that non-Japanese are merely untrustworthy.
It has created policy creep. Gaijin-hunters in their zeal are stretching
or breaking established laws.

PART II

Backtrack: After years of alleging heinous foreign crime and terror
(Zeit Gist, Feb. 20, 2007), the government first deputized the public
in 2005 (ZG, March 8, 2005). Laws regarding hotels were revised to require
passport numbers and photocopies from all "foreign tourists" (i.e. people without addresses in Japan).
However, police immediately stretched the law, telling hotels to demand
passports from all foreigners. Some hotels threaten refusals if the
gaijin doesn't cough up his card.
Now — as of Oct. 1 — the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare has chipped in,
deputizing workplaces. Under the Employment Policy Law ("Koyo Taisaku Ho" —
see the MHLW Web site ), all employers ("jigyo nushi") hiring, firing,
or currently employing non-Japanese (except Special Permanent Residents and diplomats)
must check their visa status, verifying that they are neither overstaying
nor working outside their visa parameters.
This means filing a report at Hello Work, the MHLW's unemployment agency.
Information on all foreign staff, including name, date of birth, gender,
nationality, visa status and expiration date, confirmation that all work
is permitted under the visa, and employer's name and address, must be
provided — on pain of penalties up to \300,000.

It's getting boring. Anything stronger than this type of institutional crap?

PART III

Proponents of the law, claiming it will "support the rehiring
and better administration of foreign workers," might well deter employers exploiting
overstayers under the table. But in practice, the policy stretch
has already begun.
For example, Regular Permanent Resident immigrants — who have
no visa restrictions placed on their employment and cannot
possibly "overstay" — must also be reported.Another issue is
that the law merely requires employers "check" the visa
status of their foreign staff. There is no requirement for
foreigners to physically hand over any personal documents.
Yet several people have contacted me to say employers have demanded
both their gaijin card (which for ID purposes works the same as a passport)
and their passport for photocopying.Furthermore, these "checks"
are already not limited to your main employer or visa sponsor.
I have received reports that any gaijin payment requires photocopied
visa verification. In one case for a sum as low as \500!
Yet my legal counsel confirmed with the MHLW that checking isn't
required for part-time work.

PART IV

Conclusion: If hunting foreigners means tracking every yen they
earn, this new and improved "gaijin card checkpoint" system goes
far beyond the cop on the corner. It even voids the gaijin card.
What's the point of its existence if "verification" necessitates
passports too? The justifications for this new system are these:
You've got to make sure foreigners aren't working outside of
their official Status of Residence. As we have reported even
taking a quick part-time job can be a visa violation in certain
cases. Photocopies are apparently necessary because employers
need proof on file if they get nobbled by the cops. (As if the
police won't ask the foreign staff for their original documents if a raid actually happens.)
Moreover, sometimes gaijin cards and passports differ in detail,
like when the visa status changes in the passport, but the bearer
neglects to report it to the Ward Office.
But if all these loopholes needed closing, they should have been encoded
in the law. They weren't, so demanding anything beyond a visual display
of your gaijin card is policy overreach.
Now the floodgates are open: Unrelated places, such as banks, cell phone
companies, sports clubs and video stores now illegally require gaijin
cards for any service, even when other forms of ID — such as driver's
license or health insurance booklet — would suffice for Japanese.
What's next, fingerprinting?

It is snowing in Moscow now. Now I am sad. because it is winter :(

Sure, policymakers are treating non-Japanese residents as criminals,
terrorists, and filth columnists of disease and disorder — through
fingerprinting on arrival, gaijin-house ID checkpoints, anonymous
"snitch sites" (ZG, March 30, 2004), DNA databases (ZG, Jan. 13, 2004),
IC chips in gaijin cards (ZG, Nov. 22, 2005) and now dragnets through
hotels and paychecks.
But there are still vestiges of civil liberties guaranteed by law here.
Know about them, and have them enforced. Or else non-Japanese will never
be acknowledged or respected as real residents of Japan, almost always
governed by the same laws as everyone else.

Damn! I want one too. The gaijin card is cool, right? I only have a couple of Pekemon cards.
Can I exchange them somewhere?

Bitch, bitch, bitch. The oppressed foreigner act is sooo boring now!
What do really hope to achieve by cutting and pasting all that bullshit?

I mean I don't even think the foreigners on this board currently live in Japan
or have ever spent a significant amount of time there anyway...

私は日本人だよ。

MY dream is to move to Tokyo. And I will fulfill my dream!!!!!!!!!

Howdy, I am a gaijin myself, I will admit that I do not live in Japan,
and only spent a little time there. However, I must attest that while I
was there, many Japanese people seemed petrified of me. I would ask for
directions, and people would be too freaked out to give them to me! Well
I must admit that they probably thought I wouldn't understand, but I asked
in Japanese, so who knows.I'm not even that scary looking (for an
otaku). OTZ Anyway, my point is that Japan can be a xenophobic culture,
despite it's numerous advancements. Feel free to e-mail me if you
agree/disagree

Hmmm. These measures have been taken in advance in America
or proposed first.
And Europe is more getting tighter to immigrants and
tourists.
No wonder in this uncertain days.

>>851
We are very afraid of speaking English.
We are not good at English, still needs perfection.
Japanese English education system is based on bad-mark system.

So we run away. If there is no use of English, no mistake.
Like this.

>>845
Do Russians use a cell phone?
Maybe in rural area they don't, but since Moscow is the capital, lots of
people can afford it, I guess?

Even if you do, maybe Russians cel phone is almost the size of
a travel bag. lol

Japanese cell phone is getting real small due to technological
advancement. Actually, I can't see my cell phone, without a micrscope.
Sometimes advancede technology makes your life too hard.

I think that's a very interesting opinion. It seems to me that Japan may
be running away from it's two defeats at the hands of America (WWII, and
a defeat of culture when General Perry sailed to Japan.). I'm not trying
to start a fight here, but I think Japan may be scared of it's "conqueror".
Once again, no offence.

Can you imagine how japanes reacts when asked by foreigners
at station?

"get on?, take on?, terminal??? get off??? change???what, what??what???
what was the correct set words? I can't miss!! I don't wanna be
ashamed!!"
Many words go around in cricles in the brain of japanese.
They get panicked.

There must be something wrong about you, like you stink so bad?
No offence.

>>851
As 853 says, I am definately sure it was not you that they were scared of
but the possibility they might have had to speak in English that they
were scared of.

Although I have to admit that we are not accustomed to talking with
foreigners whether in English or Japanese, I wouldn't call that xenophobia.

I don't know.
But it's also true that person with good english skill
have a prominent nose.
Even bum can speak English in America though.

By the way, symbols like OTZ or orz are also accepted in many ather English BBSs?

>>855
I am not convinced of your opinion.
Because the Japanese whom you thought scared of you didn't know if
you are American or Auzies, New Zealanders, or Canadian.
Whether you are Caucasion or not is what matters cause Caucasian
resembles our having to speak in English.

Oh believe me, I'm nothing to be scared of (Little wimpy otaku)
Also, I'm definitely not bragging about my country. Japan has far
fewer problems then America. I'm just saying a subtle cultural fear may
be there.

>>854
Are you kidding me? Everyone use cell phones in russia even workers in
rural areas and they are small and advanced. Russia is not primitive country anymore

860: No, I only see OTZ on 2-ch. There are other one's, but they're
pretty lame like :)

861: That is true. I may have to rethink my opinion

>>863
Oh yeah? Good for you.

>>863
I heard in china cellor phones are spreading faster than
land phones.
Because cellor phone needs less money and capital.
How about in Russia?
I suppose russa's situation is different from china.
I suppose at least land phones are all across the country.

>>864
Thank you :)

>>864
You said you are otaku. I think living as an Otake isn't easy in U.S.
I hope you didn't bullied by football players in high school.

Well, I have to go, but I'll give this thought. I take my defeat Graciously.

>>866
everyone have "land phone" in russia since USSR...

>>869
Your defeat? What defeat? about duscussion here?

>>870
They were and are wiretapped by KGB.

>>850

Why Russia Boy? Tokyo doesn't want you.
And what are you gonna do there?

And why is your dream anyway? What is so appealing about Tokyo
to you?

Do you even know anything about Tokyo?

I mean why not Kumamoto or Shikoku or Akita?

>>870
So Russia was more ideal communist state than
china is.

>>872
hahaha. for that purpose?

>>871
He tried to show his humbleness.

I don't like Tokyo. it is too messy and unorganized.
I prefer european orderly cities.
I've never been to them though...

>>873
I will find a job there. I am learning japanese and studying in the most
prestigious university in russia. I want to move especially to Tokyo because
it is big cool city. I sound dumb I know but that is my dream.
I will visit Tokyo this summer or autumn...

Do you know yulia nova?

>>874
USSR was a nightmare for every normal person. But today we are open country.
We even have russian Vogue :P

Excuse me 867 is 860's comment.

>>869 None of us can defeat someone in 2-ch. You can say 'Fish so Big!'

>>878
no

>>877
You sound too naive as always.
Maybe even if you come to Tokyo, You will be shatterd by reality.
and you'll get traumatic mental desease.

What if girls here ignores you. That's very likely.

>>879
I wouldn't call a country like Russia without freedom of speech
a democratic country.

>>882
>>What if girls here ignores you. That's very likely.
I am really handsome so I doubt that. :P
I am sound naive because I am still a sophomore in University. I never
worked in real life. MY life just started :P
But I saw so many japanese movies that I virtually was here...
Also I read many japanese authors.

>>883
Why said there is no freedom of speech in Russia? I can say anything.
look
Vladimir Putin is an idiot.
See? it is freedom of speech.

Yulia nova is better than all japanese girls.
So you don't have to go to japan.

>>885
Russian media is controled and censored by Putin.
That is the proof Russia doesn't have freedom of speech.

>>886
I saw her photos.... What an ugly cow

>>887
think logically. We have tons of magazines and many of them are from US
Like Vogue. How it is possible to control everything? Maybe only the
first channel is controlled by Putin but that's all.

China is open to sexual things. But political dissidents' voices
are censored.

Russia is a democratic country. But it's unthinkable that
all main media support putin. and the suspicious deaths of
anti-goverment journalists and former spies both in Russia and abroad.
And the collapses and flourishments of the companies determined by
the government hand.

These stories are from the west european media. Rusians also
have lots to say about these.

>>888
Are you russian?
a girl with that huge boobs is regular in russia?

>>890
I agree with you that for foreign investors there is a trouble. But
generally speaking we have freedom of speech. Politkovskaya was killed by chechen mafia, not
by the government. I also agree that death of Litvinenko is horrible...

>>891
Well you can see such girls in russia.

>>889
Fashion magazine is irrelavant.
Media that critisize his government has been always censored and controled.
How can you say you have freedom of speech when Russian TV are all
Putin's dog.

Do you know reclusive genius mathematician, Perelman?

Japanese are excellent at manufacturing and we excercise our talent
in a group.

But we've never had a genius like him in the history.

>>894
but we have internet where everybody can say anything about anything

>>893
Really? boob paradise! lol

>>895
yeah he is kind of hikky person

this is sentence form my japanese text book
起こしてくれればよかったのに」翌朝ロンが不機嫌そうにいった
I know what it means

Perelman is a jew.
And many "geniuses" seem to be jew in russia including
whole east europe.

What is the common(general) image of the jew by russian commoners?
Your personal opion is welcomed as well.

KGB tried to kill Ukrane presidency candidate, although that attempt
failed. He was alomost killed by poison. He used to be a real handsome
guy but now his face is swallen and you can't tell if he is the
same person as what he used to be.

His policy was against the interests of Russia so that's why he was
almost killed by KGB.

Russia is not a democratic country. Russia is a country of regime of terror.

>>900
I am half jew :P Many stupid people (for example factory workers)
hate jews. But normal people dont. Many look at them with suspicious through

>>901
it is not proved. Why I can talk with you if russia is country of terror?

You base your ideas of Tokyo on movies?

You will be surely disappointed when you see the reality.

Plus Japanese women don't like Russians. They prefer English and other Western
Europeans as well as Austrialians/New Zealanders and Americans. Even White S. Africans
have a better chance than you. Eastern Europeans are not popular.

Japanese women don't want to go to Russia or get a visa for Russia so they
don't date Russian men.

Unless you have a lot of money and buy girls lots of handbags.
Then you can easy get a Japanese wife

You will be resorted to buying your own Russian prostitutes.

>>904
I can always hang out with other gaijins :P Anyway I can say anything
about tokyo until I will go there and see everything myself. Maybe I will be
disappointed.

Anyway I am so tired of Moscow that changing decoration will be good idea.
I want to live in Tokyo at least for 5 years and then see what to do next...

>>905

Well actually you can't, that's his point. Since you've never been
(and going for a short vaction, isn't going to teach you shit) nothing
you can say will carry any weight.

You just have to accept your ignorance.

>>902
Oh, sorry?
You seem to be excellent at academics too....
If your maternal line is a jew, you seem to be a jew automatically.

But even if paternal line is a jew,it's probable that he is exercising
judaism and teach his children judaism.

So I suspect maternal line is not important but for "backup".

>>907
I wanted to write "I CAN'T" I forgot to add 'T.