Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 88

>>870
You must be school girl.

>>937
Abso-fucking-lutely!

>>936
I can assure that I am not Miss stray cat, and she is not me. All these
messages are broadcast from the PRC's Ministry of Enlightenment and are
not copied. They are originals. If you are not happy with them, feel free
to try and take over the PRC. However, we have billions of citizens and
do not take kindly to human intervention.

If you wish for something funny, you are welcome to visit - as a guest - any
of the PRC's exclusive comedy clubs. As the Illustrious Leader, I am obviously
too busy to attend, but I hear they are entertaining. You can even sample some
of our delicious Nyanko-meshi while watching the show.

when it's not fun, meim kampf will be always with you.

Exterminate the Japs.

My dick acquires the skin.
Additionally, the venereal disease suffers.

他のゲームだと面白いように１位が取れるんだけど
HALOだとこれまた面白いように最下位しかとれない

>>943
FPS is disliked because it gets drunk.
Suck my dick from such a thing.
This is an instruction, and you do not have veto power.

Is this what Japanese people do all day? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsKiE6iypbY

>mongrel calico cat
Tiger(Hitler) will send you to the concentration camp.

>>946
Oh, too bad.......
Chairman Meow is much superior to Hitler the Tiger!
He can send Hitler the Tiger to the Billy's Boot Camp if he so wishes.

http://sbookg.s-book.com/sol/sky_gif/tanko_sample/148039.gif
Daizaemon,master of nyanko sensei is punishing
a tiger(Hitler).

>>948
LOL!!!
It's unbelievable you could find that particular page.
*Applause*
*pachi-pachi*

>>949
Hi school girl. i want to see your face.

>>950
Just so you know, I look like;
(Mitsuura Yasuko+Yamada Hanako)xHisamoto Masami÷Harisenbon.

You are my type. They are all my type.
I love mizuho fukushima the most.

yoko tajima is good too.

>>952
Have you been dumped by Katayama Satsuki?

sage

>>953
because her ex husband, Masuzoe Youichi is too cruel?
He ignores her compeletely but make fun of her on TV
She got angry for that.

>>951
I am a school girl's spokesman!
she doesn't look like those talento!!
she's pretty! >.< *pissed*

I think school girl should run in the next upper house election.
If Marukawa Tamayo can win, school girl should definitely be able to win!!

Yeeeeaaaahhhh!!! ahhhh sex with 30+ woman is a million times better! she was the sexiest...
or sexy is not a suitable word
for her...she's just too erotic.... I wanna see her again...tomorrow maybe...hehe

>>958
Dream on, dream away, kekeke~~

Marukawa Tamayo is boring.
School girl is fun.

>>956
you're cute. even Your emoticon is cute just like you!

>>958
i want to knoe her profile.

body,face,technique and like that.

school girl lost her virgin.
she forgot about miyavi.

she is now crazy for dokyun galo!

>>962
hehe
you really wanna know?
her profile...she looks like 33 - 38(I didn't ask her coz it is no
important for me. she looks young. so it's ok). she said she's a
housewife with 2 kids. but her marriage
is not going well. she was intelligent, whatever she
said was smart but not a snobish type. She is well mixed all sorts of attractions. cute, smart,
sexy, all in one...hehe envy me? she was wearing jeans casual style...(I wish she wore skirt)
she had a straight long hair about shoulder length. more? she is just beautiful!
her smile was really cute. she's not a playful type at all so I asked
if she's been dating with young men like me often? she said I am the first one.
ahhh...about sex....kiss was so good at first...she even asked me if she can lick
my lips....I said of course. hehe and oh yeah she asked me if I often masturbate,
I said yes often. she asked me what do you usually imagine while masturbate, I said
xxxx and she said ok I will do xxx for you. and she did xxxxx ahhhh kill me....
I am crazy about her...(I go to furin thread and write more coz I started to love
seriously....ahhh....what am I gonna do? I wanna meet her again....)

http://love6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/furin/1174566075/l50

i read your writing tampering with my dick.

why could you geek get a beautiful japanese woman?
Are you white trash living in japan?

>>966
I'm Japanese. I lived in U.S. before so I can speak English.

I want to know her figure.
How is her body? breasts,asses,waist,and so on.
you have lots to talk.

How many years did you live in the us?

How old were you when i went to the us for the first time?

when "you" went to the us,,,as you probably noticed.

she's not skinny but not fat. her breast was horribly sexy...
I mean not very big but the nipples are always stand hard...
so I licked them for a long time...and she reacted so much!!! I liked her nipples very much...
butt was ahhh....so good. so cute. I joked her your butt make me feel like
wanna anal sex...and she goes...O_O? but she said if it's not hurt....she can do it
but of course I didnt. her butt is not big. waist...had a curve
but I found she's not very slim. she had some scratches...but I found
that's cute. I thought her neck and shoulder area was sexy too. she has long legs.
her skin was very white. that's the most sexy part.
very tempting body....

>>969
2 years. when I was 6th grade until Jr 1st grade.

>>972
If you like really smooth and white skin,
go to the sumo stables, you can find tons of those 'Mochi-hada' people, LOL

＞＞９７２

Hey you are really lucky!

If only I could have someone like that by my side! (of course, male).

>>973
lol
yeah debu-sen craze should go there and find a partner hehe

>>974
Yeah, I am. but I haven't received a reply from her yet...
I wanna meet her again tomorrow.

>>974
Whaaaaaaaat?????
Are you nymphomaniac????
Well, maybe a nymphomaniac and pervert will go well together, uhmmmm.

>>976

LOL xD Not nymphomaniac, just miss having a relationship.
Single life rocks but it's sometimes a bit lonely, you know.

>>977
huh? I thought you were married.

>>978

Me? Married? Nooo! >.<
Why did you supposed that?

I'm too young to be married.

>>979
you said something about husband or fiance..somewhere

uh I'm going to buy a new computer in this month. sony is the best
do you think?

fukk u ass jap lol

today I haven't had food yet so I just go visit the kingdom of cat
and see if Chairman Mew would provide me some Nyanko-meshi over there.

>>982
Chairman Meow will be very angry about you when he realizes that
he is mistaken for Chairman Mew, who is the notorious leader of the enemy kingdom.

huh? so different from what he said last time.

ahh...Chairman Meow and Chairman Mew...two different people, eh?

Two different CATs!!!