Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 88

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Chat in English (Part 87)
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1184592594/

>>1
Good job!

>>1
You are tired.

>>3
why?

therefore I am.

>>4
乙（otsu)directly translated in English

Do you know these words?

放てば手にみてり　（hanateba teni miteri)

it's a Buddhism words. in the zen training, let go of your thoughts
and abandon the adhesion and make your mind empty, instead you'll
acquire the affluence mind together with the truth.

just detach from greed! if you thorw out what you have now, you'll
get the truth later. don't even think what you want or how you live.
just forget obsession. FREEDOM

>>7
yeah! don't even think and make your head empty! yeah!

throw out everything what you have now
and be FREEEE!!!

>>6
ahh....I got it now.

＞nope Paris is very calculating.
＞you just don't know.
Are you night in paris guy? you are more than calculating.
LOL

>you'll get the truth later.

this part is no good. coz it's kind of bargaining.
sorry bad translation. It doesn't mean bargaining at all.
it means if you throw out, naturally you'll see what you really want.

>>11
lol
paris things are the past already lol

as of today! I'm reborn. I am entirely a new person! YAY!

>>14
Gratz, but what's happened?

>>9
Fill a dumpster with all of your stuff, and be FREEEE!!!
Then buy new stuff!!! Throw that in the dumpster!!! Buy more stuff!!!
Repeat as many times as necessary!!!

That way you alone can save the economy.

Shop till you drop is the key to success!
Freedom!!

>>16
And filling up the world with trash.

>>16

YAY!!!! THANKS! LOL
but when I read your last line...you mean to contribute the economy?

>>15
lol
I was in a vicious cycle for a long time but from today
I am like a new born baby! I just threw everything out!

>>19
Yes.
The more you spend, the better for the GNP.
At least, that is the thinking here (US).

The more I sleep, the more I become sleepy.....
Why is that?

Don't worry. You're not gonna wake up for good pretty soon.

God damn your arsehole!!!!!!!!!!!1

yeah, really ass hole...

"hitorizumou" this is the japanese words. the one who
actually plays sumo alone (but he believes that he is playing with
an opponent). do you have a similar expression in English?

Single duel.

>>26 In that case, we say "self sex"

lol
>>28
Maybe! but this is about doing "sumo" alone.
means he can't understand other's feeling.
the one is trying to fight with somebody but actually he is not
on the stage, but he doesn't realize he is doing sumo alone.

fight windmills
i just looked in a dictionary, but i dont know if
that expression is used commonly

>>27 - >>30
thanks! hopefully non-Japanese would understand what that means!

Of course you're more intelligent than her. No doubt about it. But her
innocent smile, the way she literally looks up to me with pure admiration.
Oh, I can't feel more fulfilled as a man. I mean, we've always pretended
during our entire years that we're somehow intellectually equal. But
come on, we both knew it from the very beginning that you're actually
way out of my league, in terms of intellectual capacity. And that really
belittled my machismo in a sense, you know.

You always boast yourself being a feminist, but you were never actually
feminine. You always have to question and challenge the way that it is.
I mean, of course I've always been progressive minded. I still am. But
I'm basically a liberal. A complacent liberal. I'm not gonna go out there
everyday and try to change the way those poor idiots behave. I don't even
care how idiots behave anymore. I just want my own life filled with pure joy.
Basic happiness of a simple human being. That, I've lost track of, being together
with you all these years. I'm not gonna apologize or anything, you know.
I'm not even sorry at all. I rather feel liberated. My whole life again is in
front of me, at last, without you. I still respect you and admire you darling,
but I simply don't desire you. Good bye and take care. The keys are on
the table, there.

>>32
You mean, David Beckam is available now?

>>32
did I belittled your machismo? sorry about that.

but think about how brutal you were/are

I googled for "plural deer" and got this:

5, The plural of "deer" is. deers. deeres. door. deer.

Them damn door!!!

watchin Saudi Arabia VS Japan

I dunno why...but completely fall in love with Mr Osim

I've never talked to him in person but just watching how he moves,
how he shows his anger, how he regret, only sometimes he shows his shy
smile...everything single move proves his gentle personality....
*sigh* I wanna be his wife....(me no gay...)

*every single move ○
everything single move ×

>>36
deer is always singular, isn't it?
I'm surprised...

>>39
I tried that too, but the page which has those is actually just a multiple
choice quiz, but google doesn't format it properly and makes it look like
it's saying they're all the plural.

>>30, >>31
The term 'Fighting windmills' is adapted to English from the Spanish novel
'Don Quixote', by Cervantes. Don Quixote believes that every windmill he came
across was an enemy and tried to fight them. This was then adapted to the
expression 'fighting windmills', which means, as you both say, fighting against
something that's not real, or imaginary.

However, it's not really a commonly used phrase, at least around where I am.

>>41
Do you remember my question about the subjunctive mood?

>>41
So what sort of phrase will the Brits use on expressing similar idea?

>>33
Sorry, but no. He's with Paris Hilton now.
>>34
It's all your fault. You traumatized me.
Shit, where did I put my fake Viagras?
>>35
Thank you. I was hoping that people would sympathize with the more intelligent woman here.
Now that she's dumped, I want to go and embrace her tight by myself too.

>>42
Ahhh yes, thanks for reminding me! Just about to do my weekly grocery shop
then will try to explain it as best as I can. Just to remind other
people who may be reading, this post is on the topic of which of the
following two is the most correct (as both are correct in a way):

"I wish I paid more attention in school."
"I wish I had paid more attention in school."

>>43
I'll try and get back to this one too, sorry to keep you waiting.

My pleasure. どういたしまして。

Just wanted to say hola to アキ

>>42
I'm still completely stuck as to how to explain this! I have a friend who teaches
English, so I'll see what he says about this.

>>43
I think most people here would just say "fighting an invisible[/imaginary] enemy[/battle]",
rather than using that reference. If they were well-read, or well versed in the English
language, then they're more likely to use the "fighting windmills" expression.

I've never read or watched Harry Potter things.
Is it so amusing? Should I watch them or read first?

I bet Daniel wouldn't have succeeded at all if He had not been
chosen as harry.　He is lucky because his resemblance
was admitted.
I think he bears little resemblance to
Harry illustration of the book. In that sense, he is not
appropriate.

>>42
Okay, what we have so far is this, with the phrase followed by the situation:

"I wish I paid more attention in school."
I attend school in the present. I don't pay enough attention.

"I wish I had paid more attention in school."
When I was at school in the past, I didn't pay enough attention.

>>49
when I first read Harry Potter, the boy's image was
like a thin, chicken hearted nerd, not a good looking boy. so I always thought
Daniel is too good looking for Harry. But people may have
the fixed image of Harry Potter after the movie. That's something no good;
movies harm our individual imagination from original work of the books.

>>42
Language is a living thing, so it changes over time and tends to become simpler.
So, although
"I wish I had paid more attention in school."
is grammatically correct, "I wish I paid more attention in school." is also
very widely used when it is obvious, such as in this case, that the guy no longer
goes to school.

Japanese is also changing, e.g. 'Mirukotoga dekiru' 'Taberukotoga dekiru' -> 'Mirareru',
'Taberareru'->to even 'Mireru', 'Tabereru' these days especailly among
young people for simplicity. And if the last ones get really widely accepted and take root,
over time, they will also become correct usage.

>>50
thanks that's understandable.
although I am not the one who asked this question first,
it makes me worry a little. so "I wish I paid more attention in school"
is implies that he still attend the school and still don't pay attention
to the person?

>>44
yeah, even you turn nasty, I still say it in a positive manner
"thank you very much" for making me smile, laugh always. you worked
so hard for me. and you traumatized me too. and thanks is mutual.

>>50
Are you still dry and alright?
We've heard that there is a big flooding in England!

>>52
but minute differences of each sentences has a delicate nuance, right?
if it becomes so simple and all the same as a MacDonald's chain restaurants(all the same taste),
maybe easier for everyone
but it gets boring. still some ppl are particular about
each of the usages.

>>47
yeah where is　アキ？
and aki was she? or he?

>>56
I completely agree with you.
I don't think the simpler the better, but you know, that's gradually happening
I guess in any language.
Maybe I should ask this question to イギリス人-san,
>>50
Do you think American English is more simplified than British English because there is a very
large number of immigrants in US, and the language needs to be simple enough for
the non-English speakers to be understood?

>>53
You've got it! I guess "I paid" is Past Simple tense, and "I had paid" is Past Perfect
Progressive tense.

>>55
Haha, almost dry here, thanks for asking! Had some damage to the roof which resulted
in water flooding the electrics for a couple days, but it dried out again soon enough.
Fortunately no flooding, even though my town is in a valley. Guess we've been lucky!

>>59
Wow, so there was some damage, geez!

btw, someone mentioned in the previous thread that Harry Potter has
two versions; British and American, and they are different.
Did you know this?
I didn't know this, and I've never compared the two, so I don't know
what the differences are, and I was wondering if you are aware of
any difference between the two versions?

>>60
Yeah, there are two versions, british and american.
do you have the american book? then we can compare, I have british one here.
do you have "philosopher's stone" then I can just excerpt
some part...so that you would know the difference.

>>58
American English is more simplified because there was a group of people (notably
Webster, as in Merriam-Webster) who believed that British English was too hard to
actually learn, due to spelling and some grammatical rules. And something along the
lines of patriotism too, because I don't think they were too happy at the time to
associate with us, especially as it was near the beginning of the 19th century, around
the time of the American War of 1812.

>>61
Thanx very much for the kind offer, but I'm very sorry,
I've gotta go now.
Thank you anyways!!!!

Japan lost the match with Saudi Arabia.
Saudi is going to the final.
Osim said our soccer was not bad at all. not worse than
saudi. only lucky one had victory. and this time,
saudi was lucky. but what was the reason Japan lost?

>>60
Ahhh sorry, things are moving fast in here tonight! Personally, I'm not really
much of a Harry Potter fan, but from what I heard, the main difference between
the British and American versions of the newest book is that the American version
has more illustrations. Of course, there'd be a difference in spelling here and
there though. No idea if there's any difference in sentence structure.

>>62
Wow, Webster was the key culprit and it was intentional!!
Thanks for the information, I'll try to read more on this topic.
Interesting.

>>65
More pictures for Americans, hehehe!!!
Thank you!

Why do you like Harry Potter series (films)?
I rather like stories that are near to the real world but not too realistic
or that would become reality in the near future.

>>65
more picture...lol
do we need pictures in the book?
I don't need them. It would only disturb my imagination.

>>68
me too. I like something near to the real world. but
I probably read harry potter.
hopefully within a few months, I am able to read
harry potter in Japan.

I have the American version of Harry Potter. I don't think there is that much of a difference between the two versions.
The "Philosopher's Stone" turned into the "Sorcerers' Stone" for the American version,and some spelling was changed, but a lot of the orginal british slang and such is left in.
One character, Tonks, would say "Wotcher Harry!" and we Americans weren't quite sure what that meant. lol.
I suppose it's just a greeting.

I didn't realize that the american verison had more illustrations. There is one before every chapter.
I think it;s interesting to see the artist's interpretation, but I don't really use the pictures for reference when I'm reading.

wotcher harry mean hello harry, right?
greeting when they meet.

>>72
Yes, but noone in America uses it. It was left in it's original form. n_n

so you only have a little to say hi in America? not like british?

>>70
You don't like it so much but you read it? You're patient...

Recently this thread is filled with posts related to Harry Potter,
so I can't keep up.
Someone please talk about something new for the people
who are not interested in Harry Potter...

lol

>>75
Do you enjoy delicious cake?

yeah, it's so boring to stick to one issue, and
it is about harry potter...very childish. but adults
also read harry potter.

>>75
well I like it actually.
I just pretend as not a big fan of it coz
I am already over 30 so I have complicated feeling
to claim I am a fan. also many children are crazy
over it. I don't wanna "stand in a queue"<---british
I have a sense of shame.

>>79
There's no reason to be ashamed! xD
It may be a children's book, but a lot of adults still enjoy it.

I once had a friend who told me that he didn't care what people thought of him, so he felt happy about things he liked.
But then, I found out that he secretly liked a band that many people would make fun of him for liking. He still kept it a secret, which makes him a hipocrite about "not caring about what people think"!

Just so you know I'm still on subject, If you truly enjoy something, and it's not hurting yourself or others, why keep it a secret?
be yourself! :D
People might actually think you're cooler if you have confidence in liking something. n__n

>>80
yeah thanks, keira
I guess everbody knows that I am a big fan of HP.
and as you get older, many young people believe we tend to become
shameless but opposite. the more we get older, the more our skin
become thinner...(so many things we cannot do because we are so embarassed).
well...depends on the person though...

you may think I am coward.
but it's true. When I go to the new emvironment,
it's really hard for me to step in. so need some support.
if not, just staying there quietly or with some trigger
I might get into the crowd. but thanks anyways

>>74
We say something similar. Instead of "wotcher" we just say "What's up?" or "sup?" if you want to be really casual.

>>80
I suppose it's natural to get more insecure as you get older, but you might as well live your life while you still can. Some people aren't as lucky as you! n_n

I politely ask you to suck my dick.

I want to watch a drama AIBO in TV ASAHI today.
This title was named why 'Soutou No Akuma'?
There is a novel as same title.
Does anyone know about it?

aibo? computer dog?
or 相棒、the partner?

I've never heard anyone say "wotcher" before. It puts me in the mind of what
upper class students would say at a public school, such as Eton.

"Wotcher, George! Shall we partake in a spiffing game of ruggers later?"
"What-what, William! Jolly good, jolly good!"

The other day, an American girl came up to me in a cafe. We talked
about books, college, and of course, religion. She was a missionary,
sent here to Japan from her church in Hawaii. She was really pretty and
intelligent, and even in a way sexy. Not in a physical sense, no. But
her faith made her look very open and tolerant towards me. I very much
liked it. I reluctantly declined her generous invitation to her Sunday
congregations, because, I wouldn't say this to her, but, I'm rather a
kind of an atheist with anarchist tendencies. We shook hands, said bye,
and that was that.
(By the way, this is not in any way a romantic story. I'm not a good-looking
guy, and she was probably just doing her routine stuff. All I'm saying
is that I want to marry her.)

When I myself was a fag at Eaten, there was this Professor of Latin Dance,
who was obviously straight, but would never admit it to us. He always
insisted that a real man had to be queer to teach authentic Latin Dance
to the future leaders of this Great Empire. Even when he was aroused
by JLo's awesome bum, he would say he rather fancied Ricky Martin's
foot-long "DYNAMO". He never ever came out of the dressing room till
this day.
So, last month, it was really sad to attend his fake same-sex wedding
at the Highlands. The mock reception was awkwaredly back-to-basics
for us Old Eatonions who dared to show up. Sir Alistair and Lord Huckaby
were making out with each other, as always, in the outdoor loo, while
their honourable wives were groping us to heaven from under the table.
Our Professor was indeed, succeeding in looking genuinely happy. But
we have to take in mind that he was always good at expressing emotions
as a Latin Prima Donna. Good for him.

I will be happy.

Well in my case, I was reading a book at an eat-in bakery. This Asian
looking young lady asked me from out of nowhere, in NA English, what I
was reading. I was actually reading a rather serious book, titled
"Kama Sutra for Dummies". But I replied to her out of pure humbleness,
"Uh, mmm, it's sort of an introduction to biology. I'm a medical student."
OK, I lied. I'm an unemployed washout, in real life. But hey, those
Danishes do make you high. THE END.

>>88->>91
same one?

>>82
>so need some support.
if not, just staying there quietly or with some trigger
I might get into the crowd. but thanks anyways

you mean you want someone's support?
in the new environment, there would be always someone who
gives you a hand, no? I hope someone in the school or working place
would be kind to you. if there is none, you just don't have to be
nice to them either. at least some guy say "hi!" to you? he is still ignoring you?

The kike!!!!

>>87
LOL!
hmmm, I wonder why they left it in then if noone knows what it means. Haha.

>>88
so missionaries aren't uncommon in Japan? xD
While I was walking to Kyoto Tower, an Americna guy with a southern accent, with a cowboy hat and a bible in his hand (I kid you not!) walked up to me and shouted: " The Lord is coming! Are you ready?!"
I just sort of looked at him and said, " Uhm, I think so?" and he replied with:" Are you really? Hallelujah!" and proceeded to walk down the street. It was really bizarre.
Especially since he came to Japan to convert people, why would he approach an obvious foreigner like me? You'd think he would just target more Japanese people.
But it's nice that the girl you were tlaking to was so polite. :)

>>89
I doubt that's the truth, but I somehow enjoyed the story anyways. xD

>>91
Haha, well, that's not too bad to lie if it's someone you'll never meet again.
Might as well have fun with it I suppose.

>>95
Ah, we know what it means, but I think that taking out slang like that would
ruin the atmosphere of the book. The school is based on older public schools,
so it's fitting that the students are also based around that model. If students
wandered around going "'sup" whenever they bumped into each other, I think Hogwarts
would be a very strange place.

>>96
Igirisujin never fails to make me laugh. xD
Yeah, I am glad they left that stuff in. I actually think I would prefer if they didn't make an "American" version, and just released the UK version to the states.

>>96
hahaha
I agree. Hogwarts has that beautiful classical atmospher, so need to
appreciate the words to use. Wotcher fits well. sup wherever bumped
into eachother....hahah that's funny.

>>50
yeah, I know these princilples.
But IN youtube video,

was used in "When I was at school in the past, I didn't pay enough attention" situation.

Is >>52 also イギリス人？

「"I wish I paid more attention in school." is also
very widely used when it is obvious, such as in this case, that the guy no longer
goes to school. 」
hmmm,,,,so from anothe angle of the view,
Is "I wish I had paid more attention in school." used to
make it clear " that I'm not going to school any more now
when it's not clear whether I'm a student or not because
I am young enough to be a student?

When I am too old to be a student,does "I wish I paid more attention in school." become acceptable?
When I am too old,which sounds better and natural?
"I wish I paid more attention in school." or"I wish I paid more attention in school." ?

I have to fill the blank.　please put
"I wish I paid more attention in school." in front of
【was used in "When I was at school in the past, I didn't pay enough attention" situation.】

How about " I wish I were(was) a bird"?
In this case it's obvious I am not a bird. So" I wish I am a bird "
is also widely used?

I learnd past tense is used to emphasize unreality.
Is it correct?

" I wish I am a bird " is not wrong as long as
we can understand the meaning,but it lacks the depth and
nuance?

>>99
the last line, you wrote the same examples...
I wish I paid more attention means you still go to school and still don't pay
attention...?? consfused....>.<

English (well all the languages) is really hard.
whenever I come here I learn more and more. thanks all the
foreiners and igirisu-jin san! you inspire me!

>>100
in Japan "I wish I were a bird" is the first sentence
to see on the text book when we first learn the past subjunctive.
I wish I am a bird...?? @_@ I wish I am the girl I wish I am a teenager
I wish I am in U.S haha~~ you make me laugh!

>>101
え？　イギリス人さんへ　という題名と質問であって、私はイギリス
人ではないですよ。　ヘタクソな英語を見てもわかると思うしｗ

私が勘違いしてるのかな？

>>102
英語使って疲れたんで、日本語でｗ　検索したらこんなんでてきました。
http://oshiete.eibi.co.jp/kotaeru.php3?q=797881

I wish I am a bird.
も使われています。が、これは正しいというよりも、認められると言ったほうがいいでしょう。

議論の一助になれば

>>103
わかってるけど、日本人？へ〜ｗ

>>104
thanks for the link! ^^

>>99
>>52 was another nanashi, I think. But as for your statements, I'd say you're
correct in saying that "I wish I paid more attention at school" is acceptable
in some cases, since you can tell by context what they mean (such as if an older
person said it, who clearly isn't of schooling age). However, "I wish I had paid
more attention at school" would be the more commonly used one, or shortened still
to "I wish I'd paid more attention at school".

When you're older and not a student, I'd still recommend going with "I wish I'd
paid more attention at school" rather than "I wish I paid more attention at school",
even though in context, it would be perfectly understandable.

"I wish I were a bird" puts me in mind of a Dragon Ash song... but as for your question
about that, "I wish I was a bird" is by far the most used. I'd never thought about why
it's always past tense for phrases like that, so I'd say using it to emphasise unreality
is a reasonable explanation. "I wish I was rich", rather than "I wish I am rich", or "I
wish I chose the cake", rather than "I wish I did choose the cake". Of course, the meaning
is understandable, when using the present tense in those cases, but it just sounds wrong.

And I'm sorry - I didn't quite understand your fill the blank request. I'm happy to help
more though.

>>101
I'm glad we're able to help! I know English is quite a strange language, being a language of
many roots and differing rules, but you all seem to be doing so well here. I just wish I was
as fluent in Japanese as you all seem to be in English!

>And I'm sorry - I didn't quite understand your fill the blank request. I'm happy to help
>more though.

I just wanted to say like below.
------------------------------------------------
But IN youtube video,"I wish I paid more attention in school." was used in
"When I was at school in the past, I didn't pay enough attention"---situation

>>108
I understand now. However, native speakers don't often speak in perfect
English - dialects make sure of that. Though perfect English isn't used
in that YouTube video, most people wouldn't have even picked up on the
lack of 'had'.

>>107
I just can't thank you enough!!!

＞ I'd never thought about why
＞it's always past tense for phrases like that, so I'd say using it to emphasise unreality
＞is a reasonable explanation.
Interesting...Even Native speakers just only accept what it is
and don't know much about the reason.
to emphasise unreality,this explanation is widely used by japanese
scholars of English Grammar,like ohnishi and tanaka.
Ohnishi put emphasis on native speaker's feelings. Accorging to Ohnishi,
native speakers all have these feelings. However you native
speaker don't have a feeling of unreality? LOL It's not cynicism to you,
but to Ohnishi.

According to ohnishi,Woudld you? and could you? have the same nuance.
Past tense keeps distance from "you",so questioner gets humble to "you".
This is a version of physical distance of "from past to present"

How do you think about this theory?

Anyway I have to stick to ohnish theory. I have to have the reason.

>>110
That's a very interesting way of putting it. I guess when we feel things
like "I wish I was a bird", or "I wish I could fly", it is often a just a
wistful, fleeting thought - something unreal, and something we know we
can't really change, but say it anyway.

However, I can't really say "Would you?" and "Could you?" have the same
meaning. To me, "would you..." implies a conscious choice:
"Would you kill a kitten?" - "No, I think that killing kittens is wrong."
Whereas "could you..." implies an actual possiblity:
"Could you kill a kitten?" "Yes, they're small and defenceless."
But doesn't mean you actually would.

However, based on what you say after this about Ohnishi's reasoning, I think
I've misunderstood your question...

>>111
I don't say they have the same meaning.

the same principle to use past tense.

>>112
Right, I see now, sorry! The nuance of the actual tense used. I'd say Ohnishi
does have a valid point there, as "would you..." is more something someone
would say to a friend of colleague, whereas saying "will you..." is more
something that would be said from boss to subordinate, or teacher to pupil.
The same case applies to "could you..." and "can you...".
Again, I've never really thought about *why* it happens that way, but just
accepted it for how it is. It's still an interesting idea, applying a distance
in time to it, to make the present "will you..." seem more commanding, yet the
"would you..." more friendly sounding.

any way, I really appreciate your kindness.

Ohnishi has his collegue. He is Chris macvey from Prescott.
scotish?http://www.englishatheart.info/aboutus/pic_p.jpg

Do you know him. never..

Ohnishi is called buckteeth. He is not handsome,but narcissist.

>>100
I wish I were a bird. Apparently that is the correct form for the subjunctive
mood (past form) in English. "I was a bird." is past indicative mood.
You're right about the past tense being used to describe unreality.
You wouldn't say "I wish I am a bird."
Now I didn't know much about the subjunctive mood; I looked it up on Wikipedia.
It's not commonly used in speaking but you do see it in writing (especially
song lyrics or poems).
We were never taught in English classes what all of the different tenses
were called or how to conjugate verbs in English.
I'd never even heard the names of the different verb tenses until I took French.
Ha, ha I didn't think that silly English video would lead to a serious
grammar discussion.


Today I went in to the city to buy the ingredients to make zaru udon.
It's really hot here, and I think it would taste good.
I had never seen a daikon radish before. I bought the smallest one I
could find, but its enormous size amazed my family.

>It's not commonly used in speaking but you do see it in writing (especially
song lyrics or poems).

interesting.

zaru udon････hahaha　zaru soba is relatively more popular,
but I feel zaru udon is getting major these days.

radish････　we have an idion 大根足　radish legs,which means
short,thick legs.

正直20万くらい覚悟していただけにちょっと意外だな。

30万から下げた時は、急激に下げたが、その後の買い意欲も凄かった。

20万以下なら同じ現象が起きたかな。

>>117 is
誤爆　mistaken bombing.　Forget about it ｗ

>>117
Anyhow, investment related issues are particularly hot now.
I am expecting the worst case where DAW drops 500 tonight(JST).
Is there anybody who are interested in investment?

I've lost 2million yen on FX trading.
On the moment, I've felt my life would be started!!!　＼(^o^)／

I am losing 800 thousand yen by REIT fund.
Although I earned over 1 million around may this year.

Horie deserves to be killed... I
I didn't buy live door's stock though.

Disclaimer,I don't intend to encourage killing.LOL
just deserves to be killed, but God or court should handle him.

Oh no. it looks like just me who has belonged to loser group ／(^o^)＼.
Now I'll vote to the Democratic party or the Communist party at the next election.

>>122
I often have a chance to see "LOL".
What does it actually mean?

Lots of laughs.

Someone say it means " laugh out loudly" , too.

>>125-126
Thanks a lot!
Have a nice day mate.

wow I was here early in the morning and now
the topic has switched to the investment! so fast
thse days! ^^

I'm entirely free from my annoying superior today.
so I'll be full-time 2ch player:)

>>129
good for you but is it the best choice? LOL

>>124
basically LOL＝ｗ

umm....I thought w is just a smile while LOL is more like loughing?

you chinks stink

>>133
what is chinks?@_@?

good rhyme bro

Are you gus going to the election on Sunday?

erection? yes ww

you're lame.

lil lame

lil poppy that are the symbl of the dead and of sleep since antiquity.
the poppy should be green, not red lol

Why students in English speaking countries mainly learn French
as a second language?
Spanish is spoken by many people and in many countries,
so I think it's more effective to learn Spanish.

rice fish are so small
but you know how to differenciate male or female?

anal fin has a defect = male
back fin has a crack = male

>>143
you mean female rice fish doesn't have any crack?

>>144
ummm...there is some characteristics in their fins...lol

next question, why children rice fish don't eat food?

because children fishes carry the little bag with them
and inside of the bag, there are nutrient elements.
in other words, they don't eat foods but eating inside their body
actually.^^

>>132
so how about this?
"lol"="wwwwwwww"

That's right wwwwww
and tomorrow is the day! wwwwww lying all day long...for what?

the other day, I went to my friend's house.
her younger bro was there and I said "hi" with a smile,
but he ignored me and never looked at me and
went away. Even he was embarassed or something,
it's not nice and at least he needs to say hi when a guest come to your house.

>>149
I think so too. but if he was still a little,
maybe he was shy? I can understand his feeling
because it's sometimes so hard to even say "hi" to a guest.

>>150
even how little he is, no excuse. courtesy is really important
to show the respect to the human.

When I was 17, it was a very good year....

Why students in English speaking countries mainly learn French
as a second language?
Spanish is spoken by many people and in many countries,
so I think it's more effective to learn Spanish.

who cares.

ha-ha!

>>153
nonsense

some prefer french some like spanish...so what?

I just want to know why they like to learn French.
because of the history?

cultural complex............... think about it.
english have many french words.

French was the language of the elites, in all corners of Europe.
Diplomats, aristocrats, and academics used it.
You had to know at least a little French and Latin, to act properly snobbish.
It was a passport to higher places. It has been, in a way, a status symbol.
Perhaps.

>>153
As long as I know, Spanish isn't better as second language because English by Spanish people is many mistakes in grammar, it is guessed so.

>>153
Same question to you:
"Why students in Japan mainly learn French or German
as a second language?
Spanish is spoken by many people and in many countries,
so I think it's more effective to learn Spanish. "

>>161
I knew that fact for the first time about japanese people choose French or German as second language.
That's a well-known fact?

>>162
yes, it's well known at least in Japan.
And where are you from?

I studied Spanish as a second language...
I like Spanish more than French coz the pronouciation is easier.
I tried french once too
but it was difficult for me. I met one cute German guy...
I want to learn German!!!! but....he speaks English fluently
so probably no need to learn....lol

reasons are very simple like that...

I came from here, that is Japan, that can't reward a good expectation you have, though...
I live in Japan at all years, yeah. lol

German are similar to Japanese in terms of the personality.
that's what I know.

>>165
oh, I thought you were from Africa, lol

errr...I was talking about the people, not a language...sorry >//<

I'm sorry, I forgot to put a Res-No.
>>165=>>162

I am so into French guy right now...
but he has another french girl....*sigh*
that's why I don't study french now...reasons are
very simple like that...haha don't call me
yellow cab! >.<

we often get confused who is who lol

haha, look at what the chans have spawned. http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=3894628&version=4&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1

My god I love you all.

I know lah...lol >.< and >//< are same lol

>>172
wow~~
dangerous people!

>>161
I didn't know that many Japanese choose French or Germany as
a second language.
My university think much of Chinese.

maybe we need to know English, French, Chinese, and Spanish?
then we can communicate with most of the people around the world?

English is the global language.

yes indeed so need to speak in English everyday.
did you eat meshi yet? let's combine Jap and eng everyday!
and talk with your family!

>>175
really? i heard the number of those who are taking french in my friend's university is as well as that of learning chinese

how about me? I was listeing to one unkonwn singer's song
for about 30 min. and was beliving he was singing in French.
but when I heard the word, "samida" I just suddenly realized
it was not French but Korean...lol

>>178
You should not use a word 'Jap' because it let us feel unpleasantness, even if you have whatever reason or intention.

>>181
sorry it was Japanese in short. no special meaning behind.u_u;

I wearing a JAP T-shirt.

>>141, >>153
French is my second language, but only because it was forced upon us from
an early age, from primary school. Figured I may as well finish what I started
then, instead of taking up Spanish (which I did later anyway). They're the two
other major languages learned in Europe because some countries outside of Europe
use them too. Parts of Canada, as well as some African countries (such as Niger,
Republic of Congo, Cameroon, Ivory Coast, etc. - a lot of the West African countries),
French Guiyana (in South America), and in a smaller scale in some former Asian
countries they had colonised, such as Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos.
The same reason applies to Spanish; a lot of other countries also speak it, such as Mexico,
Cuba, Puerto Rico, as well as a lot of the Central and South American countries.

I heard that the word "Jap" was used by American soldiers
during World War �U.
So maybe there's a sense of hate inside that word.

yellow monky majik sounds bad too?

there is a J-pop band named Monkey Majik. maybe it doesn't mean bad.

Most American middle and high schools offer French and Spanish. French
is offered because it used to be the global language, but now I think
that English has taken its place. Spanish is more popular than French
because it is more useful; we have a huge Spanish-speaking population
here. Some schools in wealthy towns offer other language choices, like German,
Chinese or Latin. Contrary to what many people here believe, there is no
official language in America, although there are people who would like
to change that.

I tried taking Spanish myself, but I had taken French and so I kept putting
French words into my Spanish sentences and mispronouncing words. Chinese
would also be useful because we have an enormous Chinese population here
(although I don't know what dialect is most common), but I can't hear
the tones in that language. I like Japanese because I love the way it
sounds. I think it is very beautiful. Unfortunately, native Japanese is
spoken too quickly for me to follow.
ちょっとゆっくり話してください。
もう一度お願いします
あのう、英語ができますか。

We dogs can communicate perfectly well with each other, wherever we're from.
No offence, but compared with us, you humans are really dumb.
And by the way, that Bowlingual stuff? Please don't make a fool of yourselves anymore.
So, good BOWWOW then.

>>189
I am a cat, and it is us who are superior. You dogs can't even populate and
run a country by yourselves. You have a basic language, and no telepathic
powers. Also, our children are much cuter than yours, and much smarter.

I speak with authority. I am Chairman Meow of the PRC (Purring Republic of Cats).

I am a cat.
I don't have a name yet.

>>190
I have to agree, especially about the telepathic powers.
My cat is much better at controlling me than my dog.
She has me well trained.

　　　 　 ∧,,∧　∧,,∧
　　 ∧,,(´-ω-)(-ω-｀)∧,,∧
　　( ´-ω)旦o) (o旦o(ω-｀ )
　　(_　 o[(　 ´-)　(-｀ 　)]o _)
　 └'ー-（_　　 )][( 　　_)ー'┘
　　 　　　'ｰ'^ｰ' 　 'ｰ'^ｰ'

かわええ。　和んだよ。。。

French have more darker skins. They are a bunch of inferior races.

Who English men have inferior complex to those who were forcibly
changed langauge by Romans? French don't have their origin.

No original French culture. They are just twisted version of Romans.

cats are cuter

The most beautiful language? LOL

Justa an dialect of Latin. Descendants of indigenous inhabitants raped
by German and Romans.

Cats are stupid. In my country, we use them to beat dust out
of curtains and rugs.

>>198
In my country, we train inferior humans to love us and take care of our every
whim. We make them feed us fish and cream, and empty our litter boxes every
day. Then we sleep while we send them out to work for us.

Poorer cats live in communities, often with a single old lady. She does her
hardest to make sure the cats are happy, but when she dies, they don't waste
her and eat all the meat. Then after a couple days, more humans are sent to
serve the cats and the cycle starts again.

In my country, the cats do it doggy style.

ｶﾞ━━(ﾟДﾟ;)━━━ﾝ!!!!!

I've battled against a very big cockroach for two hours!
I'm exhausted...
I wanna move to a country with no cockroaches.
What country do you recommend?

hokkaido. seig hail!!!

>>202
Hokkaido.
If they haven't crossed the Seikan Tunnel yet.

I can't believe there is no cockroach in hokkaido.

because even if the weather is no match for cockroach,
there are a lot of warm places for cockroach to hide in...

Antarctica... but that's not a country and buying supplies would be difficult.

How about northpole?

wow you guys like cockroach and cat and dog.
I like animals like cheeta.

The cheetahs are some of our feline cousins in Africa. They are not very
suited to the terrain and climate of the PRC but they are always welcome
here.

>>209
Question for clarification, Mr. Chairman;
Do humans in PRC serve 'rice covered with miso-soup'?
Where I come from, it is called 'Nyanko-meshi (cat dish),' and it is essential
that I can have it.
thank you.

I've never heard Nynako-meshi (miso-soup with rice) was eaten
by cat in real life. haha
but still it is called Nyanko meshi(food for cat).

>>209
cheetah is a stoic animal. They are in a very tough environment
living in Savanna。They don't compete with other animals. when
hyaena even poached cheetah's foods, they just let it go.
coz the cheetah don't wanna fight. once they hurt their golden legs,
it would be the same thing as they die.
so cheetah won't take a risk. I don't think they would live in
a place where won't suit. if you wanna welcome cheetah, you, yourself
should welcome them.
a place where no

>>211
Nyanko-meshi is a feast only for the selected few, that's why an ordinary
cat like you have never encountered it in real life.
Belive it or not, it's delicious especially with cold miso soup in summer, nyam!

>>213
so it is eaten by cat still now?
wow didn't know that lol

>>210
If you are a cat - and I assume that you are, or else you would not be asking
about that dish - then I shall make the humans serve it. We try to welcome cats
of all nations, and strive to make them as comfortable as possible. We do not
wish for our comrades to feel alienated.
In fact, I, myself, the illustrious father and caretaker of the PRC, has eaten
Nyanko-meshi, and enjoyed it. If you want any fish with it, I'll be sure to tell
my military to kidnap some citizens of neighbouring DPRK (Delicious Perch-Roe
Kitchens) and make them into side-dishes.

>>215
oh, I'm so honored to hear that Mr. Charman Meow has eaten the miso soup rice.
I'd be very happy if you could snatch some bonito flakes from DPRK to
sprinkle over the dish.
thank you.

ROFL
aho!

nyanko-meshi=Japanese traditional food?

Yeah you should give a mercy to one ordinary calico cat
and give her your side dish.

>>218
Yes, as a matter of fact, I just had one.

so you are a cat?

I am a cat.
I don't have a name yet.

your master must be lazy

I wish I could read Japanese better so I could read the threads about Nova's troubles on 2chan.
I am curious to know how Nova's students feel about the situation.
Is it correct that the Japanese school staff were not paid on time?
It seems that many native English teachers have been leaving Nova quickly recently.
I suspect the same will soon happen with the Japanese staff too, don't you think?
Nova will have a hard time running their schools with no teachers and no staff.
And, since they are not allowed to advertise, they will probably have no students as well!

Are you talking about Nova as in 農婆(old farming woman)?

Yeah, NOVA. they lost the credibility? or students may come back?
they needed to do more honest business.

once NOVA treats teachers normal and welcome,
students may come back. coz I've read a lot of posts
that stdents love NOVA teachers.

I'm from the US and I taught English at ECC for one year. As you may know,
native teachers in eikaiwa almost always quit after one or two years of teachers.
The entire industry I think has a long way to go towards making teachers feel welcome.
Since students are customers, the schools almost always side with the student (or the student's parent,
if the student is a child) if there is a conflict, whether right or wrong.
Almost all of the students are fine, but it only takes one unhappy or obnoxious student to get a teacher in trouble.
I would love to live in Japan again, but I wouldn't want to work for any of the major eikaiwa companies.

>native teachers in eikaiwa almost always quit after one or two years of teachers.

...Native teachers in eikaiwa almost always quit after one or two years OF TEACHING.
Oops.

damn.....sleepy

because they are not allowed to have affair with japanese
girl students.

Their purpose was having fun as well as making money!

>>231
so you want to have fun with students?
it is ok I guess, I used to work for one English conversation school and
there are a lot of male teachers having date with Japanese students.
but lack of conversation skill, and their contract period is not long, so
they only stay together while the foreign teachers are stationed in Japan.

I heard nova doesn't allow them to date.

I suppose theare are lots of trouble
concerning man-woman relationship. I think either side is
wrong,depending on situations.

But I suppose there are undesirable foreigners whose purpose
is girl hunting first.
Of courese some japanese girs purpose is the same. They are
easy prey and willing to be themselves! We can't blame teachers only!
LOL

LOL
agree... I used to teach in one conversation school.
even just an average american guy without any special
qualities, neither handosme, nor smart etc...was treated like a star,
(like tom cruise) over there. nihonjin have a strong
"gaijin complex".

Many foreingers come to Japan, end up being 'frustrated English teachers.'

It is against Nova policy for native teachers to meet with their students outside of class.
It doesn't have to do with dating, though. It's because Nova doesn't want teachers to "steal" their students
and give them cheaper English lessons without Nova! ECC didn't have that policy. But I agree.
It's not professional for the teachers to try to date students.

Since eikaiwa teachers usually cannot speak Japanese, the place where they are most likely to meet friends
in Japan that they can understand is in the classroom. So I can understand how it happens.
But yes, I think it is wrong. I never did it.

Was he treated as white trash or nerd in America?
In japan, he can be tom cruise...

>>236
An Nova English teacher, Lindsey Ann Hawker, was unfortunately killed
doing that, you know.
So it's even dangerous to do it.

>>237
I feel sorry to say coz his my friend hehe
but he is actually ugly and not really smart. he says a joke a lot
but not fun...haha but very popular in Japan.
good for him haha and he had 3 girl fries so far(during his
less than 1 yr stay so far).
wow envy him~~

>>239
>he says a joke a lot but not fun...

Is his nave Dave Spector?

I feel sorry to say ×
I hate to say this but ○

>>240

LOL

umm....he is a good guy, really.
but his sense of joke is haha...not really fine, IMO.
I guess Dave Spector is much better in jokes lol

>>238
Yes, the case of Lindsey Ann Hawker is well known in the foreign teacher community.
Many of us are quite angry that the man that killed her has not been caught. It is disgusting.

>>234, 239
We call a man who was unpopular and unattractive in their home country but who became
popular in Japan "Charisma Man." Have you ever seen the English language magazine "JapanZine?"
There used to be comics in that magazine every month about a Charisma Man. It's a common thing.
Quite strange, though. Unfortunately, it didn't happen to me!

"Charisma" is probably the closest English word for 元気.

Tom cruise seems always hyper...
He looks stupid..
How great the power of relion is...

I guess he was considered to be homo.

But in reality, just queer person?

Tom Cruise must have diabetes.
I'm pretty sure about it!!

>>243
Do you think the same thing happen to the Japanese teaching Japanese
overseas, being treated as a Charisma man/woman?

OH yeah, one time we went to a shrine for a sight seeing together.
There were bunch of Japanese young girls, he flirted.
They looked so shy but seemed happy and he talke to one
of the girls there, and asked to take a pic of us.
I just said a joke "he is a young brother of Leonald DeCaprio"
she was like.... O_O and said "sounandesuka?"(is it?) as
she belives it completely. haha...always like that throughout
the time when I was with him. Always he talks to young girls in
the train wherever, to any girls aged 10 to 25. And there are
always giggly girls out there. that was funny...

>>247
I have no idea. You will have to ask someone who has taught Japanese overseas.
But I can tell you that I've never heard of a "Charisma Woman." The "Charisma Man" thing
seems to be a thing for men only. I'm not sure why.

Oh yeah, he was even joking around to 50 - 80 women
at the souvenir shops. and those women looked so happy
to hear his jokes! lol

>>246
Japanese guys popular in overseas?
not sure about that. But in singapore,
same things were happening, I remember.
one soso face, boring and stupid joke guy
was so pupular among Singapore girls. lol

>>247
Don't tell us you'd never got laid that way!!!
Haven't you never been introduced as a brother of Orlando Bloom?

this example that I talked was
about a Japanese man.

http://419.bittenus.com/CharlesWilliams/Charles%20Prince.jpg
http://www.biographyonline.net/sport/images/wayne-rooney.jpg
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/large/Tears_for_Fears_12_-_portrait_-_Quad_Studios_NYC_2004_-_lg.6393539.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/entertainment_sir_elton_john0s_0wedding0/img/1.jpg
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolr/rupert-grint-400a0409.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40755000/jpg/_40755316_jimkerrgrab203.jpg

Which people does he look like? uglier than them?

>>251
no way. I'm never into those silly joke gaijin.
they are just my friends. but it's fun to fool around with
those guys. only one day is fine.

>>253
My boyfriend looks like Jinmen-gyo.
Thank you very much.

>>253
phuwahahahahaha
you made me laugh!!!
none of them...bug maybe a bit liket him?

http://cdn.channel.aol.com/aolr/rupert-grint-400a0409.jpg

Charisma Man

very funny. We have the word "BIG in japan",which is probably
also used in the west.

Jinmen-gyo:
http://www.jrt.co.jp/radio/harikiri/joho/jinmengyo.htm

there was one little girl aged 9, with her father, I remember.
this not-so handsome but popular gaijin friend was teasing this girl
for a whole time while I was sitting next.
the girl looked at me with a real jealousy eye...that was really funny.
within 20 min or so, this little girl was shoot-down by this not very handsome
gaijin guy and she got jealous on me even I have no relationship with him at all lol

http://www.foxnews.com/images/232261/0_61_101906_HaleyJoelOsment.jpg
>>256
How about him?

I bet "he" has not many,but strong advantage like blonde hair and
blue eyes.

>>260
Oh no~~ I like him very much....
not like him...

he surely has blue eyes and blonde hair but
not handsome. but very nice person. don't let me
say bad things about him anymore. sorry U_U
（I really started to feel bad about him...)

http://www.seanparnell.com/George%20W.%20Bush/George%20Bush%20Appreciation.jpg

How about him? LOL

Talking about blond hair and blue eyes,
I wonder what has become of Ether?
He mentioned that he had long blond hair and blue eyes....

He has irish,german,english....blood.

>>262
LOL you guys make me laugh!

>>264
....and Cherokee's.

popular gaijin friend was teasing this girl
for a whole time while I was sitting next

I can't get the picture. I thought gaijin was sexually abusing
japanese girl.... What does this mean?

>>267
nah....
sorry for my lack of explanation...
on the way to go somewhere with him, we were sitting on the train.
there were one family sitting next to us. there was one little girl
aged 9 and he was teasing this girl whole time. saying funny jokes,
made her angry sometimes etc..lol

http://www.darthmahler.com/images/post_images/jim_kerr_250x316.jpg
Jim kerr's narcistic move was laughble because it doesn't match his
not handsome face.
He is apparently ugly even from japanese viewpoint. But this is me japanese
impression.

I want to know how he is seen in the west.

>>267
Don't worry.
>>239 is only showing off as usual.

>>268
So you all looked freindly each other, which made her jealous,right?

I wonder why he could have such a magic of power in japan.
Aren't you also european american?

>>271
nope. I don't think we looked a couple or anything.
but if looked like so, that's ok.

magic of power....maybe he is easy to communicate. I don't know.
I am Japanese.

>>272
I see.

We don't see gaijin european people often .
So there is a myth that gaiji must all look like tom cruze or
character from syoujo manga.

So, when I see not so handsome ugly gaijin, it impresses me a lot.
but there are many in real life, i supppose..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIRHZ2lFeIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAn8lu3C9IE
Of course their song is good..

If jim kerr had the same level face as U2 bono, he would have become more
legend.

>>274
I agree with you. that concept comes from Shoujo Manga, I suppose.
Japanese girls' admiration towards white blue eyes & blonde hair are
from the hollywood, rock music, and manga.

>>276
Not only for Japanese girls.
Japanese men have admiration towards white women, too.

>>277
Yeah I can see that. Emily is very popular among J guys.^^;

I heard that Dave Spector doesn't have blue eyes and blond hair by nature,
but he though it would be better to make himself look like what
Japanese people think "white man" , so he's using color contect lens
and dyeing his black hair blond.

>>279
That's very true.

Yo guys, go out and vote for the country.

>>281
LOL
Voting is tomorrow!!!

Hehe, I didnt know that lol
Sorry about that

>>283
Are you non-Japanese or a Japanese hermit?

Im Japanese but living in Canada, BC

>>285
Have you already voted from Canada?
I forgot what it's called, but there is a way for Japanese people
living overseas to vote, or maybe you are underaged?

We Japanese don't have a gaijin complex.
We have a "hakujin complex"!!
To us; gaijin = hakujin

Do you know who you should vote for?
Do you hate them dirty goverment workers wasteing our money?
I know you do, so fuck the JIYUU-MINSHU-TOU.
Vote for MINSHU-TOU!!
Ya know what the KOUMEI-TOU is for?
that's for SOUKA-GAKKAI, the biggest Japanese cult.
Fuck KOUMEI-TOU and SOUKA-GAKKAI.

SHIT WON'T GO WRONG WITH MINSHU-TOU!!
SO TOMORROW, VOTE FOR MINSHU-TOU !!

>>286
Yeah I already did.
Thats what we call "Zaigai senkyo"

You gotta go to an embassy and register first, then you can vote.
I voted for "shinpu" for Hireiku.

hahaha joking?

BUT I agree with you lol

I think "hakujin" complex comes from Japanese media.
Since early childhood, we've been brainwashed by the media...

>>290
R u talking to me?
Im fucking serious.
Both Minshu and Jimin are the same shit.
Koumei, Shamin and Kyousan are less than shit.

To show my disappointment to the J-politics, this time I voted for shinpu.

>>289
Wow, you need to go to the embassy in advance?
Sounds quite cumbersome......
I'm lucky, my voting station is at only 3 min. walking distance from my place, lol

I see. At(I don't know preposition "at"is appropriate) single-seat constituency,
vote for mac akasaka.
HE is the second best to setsuo yamaguchi as long as I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2GoG4qOiG4
mac akasaka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCYB18zVxuA
setsuo yamaguchi

They are from the most prestigious school in japan.LOL

koichi toyama is soso. He is too strained. I don't like it.

>>285
Canada? Canada?
It sounds so made-up.

>>293
I'm too. primary school will be used.

>>293
Yeah it is. Besides to get the right to register, u gotta be that country at least three months or sth.
I dont know why...

>>295
Why? There r bunch of Japanese here. I mean in BC.
There is no way to prove that Im in Canada though...

>>295
take pictures around you and upload them.

You don't have to show your face.

>>298
U r talking to me, right?
As I said Im in BC Canada which means it is now 3:40 in the morning...
Ill find some pics I took before,,

Since I dont know any uploaders, can u show me one?
GIve me an uploader that is easy to upload plz caz I have never done tsuch a thing.

>>274
Haha, I see what you're trying to say!

http://www1.chironoworks.com/love_storm/link/

how about this?, イギリス人さん

http://www.darthmahler.com/images/post_images/jim_kerr_250x316.jpg
Jim kerr's narcistic move was laughble because it doesn't match his
not handsome face.
He is apparently ugly even from japanese viewpoint. But this is me japanese
impression.

I want to know how he is seen in the west.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIRHZ2lFeIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAn8lu3C9IE
Of course their song is good..

If jim kerr had (had?)the same level face as U2 bono, he would have become more
legend.

>>289
Have you skied in Whistler and Blackcomb mountains?

Don't you forget about me? sounds showing-off.

But I don't know british sensitivity.

>>303
No never caz I never do sking, but Ive been Whistler once to see the place that is gonna have Olimpics.
It was kinda cold even though I went there in Aug,

>>301
Thanks. Im now working. First I gotta make pics small...
Do u have any requests about the pics?

>>289
btw, what do you doning in Canada?
Running a Sushi restaurant?

I think Bryan Ferry is not as good as his image.
His affected move blur our sense of beauty.He look like a horse.

His over reaction make "me" embarrassed.

anyway,Bryan Ferry type of music is the thing that japanese
never ever can imitate.

>>306
>Running a Sushi restaurant?
LOL. Thats a good one! hahaha.
Im an accountant. Charterd Accountant working for an accounting office in BC.
I was a manager of Yoshinoya in Japan, u know gyudon, huh?
I got sick of the job and came to Canada to study some business...
then ended up being an accountant, lol.
but I like this job and situation, I dont have to work like a working horse.
Im pretty satisfied with the situation. Salary is not bad too haha.

It's true that many shoujo manga characters borrowded image from
the british neo romantic singgers like duran duran,japan,etc.
in the 80's. now japanese visual band, like raruku(bothersome to spell)
HYde is trying to look like them as much as possible. he'd better up.LOL

It's exaggerating, but in a way ,japanese image of british(white) people
was (is?)　like him.
http://www.myobsessivefascination.com/pics/Head_Shoulders_071.jpg

he'd better up

I mean give up.

humm
im almost there but...
do I need to enter download key?
is there any pic uploader that u can show JPG here?

Chartered Accountant...I want to be..
Is it the same of american one?
I heard it's not as difficult as japanese one.

can you get
bookkeeping 1st grade簿記1級?
You didn't have to study industrial bookkeeping,do you?

>>312
The US certificate should be...CPA.
CA is the one for Canada but we can work in the US, Asia, and Europe.
I dont know much about Japanese kounin kaikeishi...sorry.
It must be difficult but I say CA was not difficult either, LOL
I studied 2 years for diploma, then kept studying for 2 more years while I was working.
Can u believe that? After I finished the work at 5, I gotta go to school for 2 years...
It sucked seriously. Anyway now im fine so its ok.

Im done!! Finally...sorry for letting u guys wait for such a long time

This is the downtown of Vancouver. U can see a gas station for ships on the sea.
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4431.jpg

Lots of fat seals are having suntan...LOL
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4432.jpg

An event of Christmas 2006
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4433.jpg

Scenery from my place
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4434.jpg

An event of Christmas 2006 no2
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4435.jpg

Party party! with my friends in an Irish bar
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4436.jpg

The mountain people go for skiing but me
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4437.jpg

Downtown of Vancouver again
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4438.jpg

Airplane! COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
http://hey.chu.jp/up/source3/No_4439.jpg

>>314
Good work!
I'd had the impression that Vancouver was always sunny.........
but anywayz, thanks for the photos!

good place.however looking asian skyscraper city,kike hongkong.

>>315
U know what? through autum to spring its raining all day!
Only in the summer people go out and have fun.
By the way the rate of commiting sucide in Van is very high in the winter caz of too many raning days.

>>316
Yeah, we have the second biggest china town in north america.
Lots of chinese people are here
thats why other people call this city "hongkouver" not vancouver LOL although i kinda like it.
I love asia and its food and culture so this city is for me.
Also because we have lots of asian people and history, there are less racism for asian here.

oh really .my inspiration was right .
i am happy.
from canada tv program more than 10 years ago,
they chinese didn't have good reputation especially
among white people. because they didn't abide the rules here,
flocking together,shouting,beating a gong in the night and spitting,tronwing litters on the street,etc.

>>302
It's fine, I wasn't really taking offence! I only said that because the wording sort
of made it sound like all European people were ugly - that, and >>253's list of not-
so-good-looking people are all English, haha.

I do understand what you mean though. To be really popular here, a person usually
has to be both talented and good to look at. If there's a talented guy who's ugly,
he doesn't usually make it far, same with a good looking guy who is talentless or
lacking charisma.

>>304
I think it's more like "Please don't forget about me". He's trying to get her attention,
hoping she'll take notice of him. It may sound arrogant, but he's still unsure about himself:
"Will you walk away?".

What does "toxic relationships" mean?

>>302
I remember those songs! The Breakfast Club!

>>314
Beautiful pictures--I'd heard Vancouver was very nice, but I've never
seen it.

>>320
An unhealthy relationship. For example, someone who was dating a
person who abused them, physically or mentally.

something that is hard to quit but you need to quit.
or you don't need to quit at all if it gives you something
precious...but as same as alcohol, if we drink only a few glasses of
wine a day, it is better than drinking nothing at all, but drink
overdose? would only harm you.

>>322
I'm in that situation.

>>322-323
Thank you for your explanation.

>>324
Me, too.
My mother and I have been in a bad relationship for 7 years since
I was junior high school student...

>>320, 324
I'm not either of you and I don't know the details but...
If it is really a toxic relationship, you should break it off
as soon as you can. Don't spend time with someone that hurts you.
Unless it is a family member. Then you should just avoid seeing
them too often, and only go to see them when other members of your
family are there.

イギリス人, this blog might help you to get information about Japanese
movies.

ttp://slashandburn.typepad.com/

>>326
Thanks. the person who hurts me believes that to hurt
me makes me stronger and make our relationships in a better shape.
but it only gives me more and more pains...

>>325
your case is your mothers. either you depend on her or she depends on
you or both of you. You need to be liberated from those ties...
You and your mother need to respect and appreciate eachother.
hopefully you leave her alone but that doesn't mean you ignore her.
Appreciate her presence and...

opps I forgot to type. Appreciate her and take a distance
between your relationship. this is what I think.

>>326 >>328
I don't know wether it is a toxic relationship,
but I cannot be myself when I'm with my parents.
For example, I pretend to be stupid, a child, and to hate my life.
I'm living alone and I want to go back to my home
because now my university is out for summer vacation,
but I don't know how I sould behave in front of my parents...
I cannot smile when I'm with them.
I don't want them to look at me because when I'm within their view,
I have to pretend somehow...

>>330
why do you have to pretend yourself in front of your parents?

>>330
That is very common. Do your parents expect you to act like a child?
Here most parents want their kids to be independent once they leave
home.
Maybe if you act like an adult, they will treat you like one?
What do Japanese students do during the summer vacation?
Here they would work at a summer job, unless they were rich.
Our summer breaks are longer though, usually around 3+ months.

>>327
Ah, it surprised me that someone remembered about this! Thanks very much for
this link - I haven't seen most of these movies, so I'll try and check them
out. The information's very useful! Thanks again!

don't ignore me even if i'm a japanese

>>324
That person is a jerk, who is making excuses for his or her bad
behavior. Dump them. That's my opinion.
>>334
Of course you won't be ignored!

I pretend like nothing happened in my childhood when my parents are around.
They used to force me to join the orgy. I mean orgy with my parents.
Both my parents are bisexual.
My mother has many lesbian friend.
My dad invites gay guys for dinner often.
I still remember about an incident.
I came back from school early skipping classes.
I heard sex noise from my mom's bed room, it was my mon and her lesbian friend T.
T acted really awkward when she saw me in the living room after the sex.
I hate my parents.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIRHZ2lFeIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAn8lu3C9IE
His gestures are little over for japanese.
But maybe norm for British people. maybe His not handsomeface
was beyond my imagination, so the gap may have
made me-japanese feel strange. Yes He is not handsome in japan,
but we have many rivels of him ,whose level Jim wouldn't keep
up with.　http://contents.oricon.co.jp/upimg/news/20061212/40154_1.JPG
http://www.fandango.co.jp/talent_prf/pictures/130r.jpg　the right person
http://www.joseishi.net/vivi/entame/images/2003-10/tv.jpg both
http://www.mbs.jp/seyanen/profile/images/masa.jpg
By coincidence they are all 関西人kansai jinn,kyoto,osaka,hyogo..

Jim kerr wouldnot be prominent even in japansese. that's all.

BTW I guess Jim kerr is from scotland.
I'm not sure whether the name 'kerr' is English or Scotland though.

When I hear the name of kerr, John Mark Karr(kerr),pedophile and mark kerr,
professional mma fiter come to my mind first.

http://eplus.jp/images/ea-L0702_045.jpg
He is from kanto,east of japan inclucing tokyo.

His face is typical ugly version of kansai. His parents is probably
from kansai.

http://eplus.jp/images/ea-L0702_045.jpg
http://www.hero-s.com/06fightersinfo/04ta/10hongman/img/ph_hongman.jpg

Don't they look like each other? Below is korean fighter.

They used to force me to join the orgy. I mean orgy with my parents.
Both my parents are bisexual.

REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
not Aussie,orgy? Are you just trying to troll us?

>>338
I've seen Yamasato Ryouta quite often in various TV shows, but don't think
I'm really much of a fan. But then, I'm not quite sure what the punchlines
are, which doesn't really help me much, haha.

>>337
Those gestures are sort of strange even for us, these days, since those
songs are from the mid 1980s. As for the name 'Kerr', it is mainly Scottish,
but has origins in southern England and Wales too.

>>340
all three of my parents are trisexual.

>>341
I don't think they are amusing at all. I think
a giant girl and his ugliness is just attracting our attentions.
They are at majour agency whose power moves mass media,too.

>As for the name 'Kerr', it is mainly Scottish,
>but has origins in southern England and Wales too
Interesting... anglo-saxon traveled from Englnad to Scotland or
the name of indigeous people in the island. Curious.

>>343
the first disembark were the Goidels or Gaels, who ultimately settled in scotland

>>343
Some places say it originates from the Gaelic word 'Caer', meaning 'Castle',
or from 'Carr', which is a kind of marshland.

And as for Nankai Candies, it just seemed to me that the focus was on him
looking the way he does, and the girl being really quite tall. Glad I didn't
really miss anything then, thanks for that information.

What disembark means?

Gaels are indo european,celtic people. The first
indigeous people of britain is not indo-europeans,iberians.

There is a theory that british people's blood mainy consist
of indigeous people. I 'm not sure about this hypothes is
convincing or not though.

>>343
I am a cynic. so not general opinion of japanese.

But It's true that they are at major agency YOSHIMOTO who can handle
the media.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENGVXJ0OdtA
Speaking about gestures, japanese 80's bands are also pretty shaming.
I'm not sure western people can understand my feelings.
It's the band who seems shameful but Audience,me
start to feel shame(恥）. I think shame is not the right word for 恥.
恥 is very japanese sentiment.

gestures is getting even worse. They are one of predecessors of visually appealing
bands ビジュアル系バンド

On careful thought, Japanese are superior to white people.
Whites misunderstand that they are superior to Japanese because whites have been developed earliest.
But please think deeply. The fact that late Japan have caught up with whites in a short period tells graphically the SUPERIORITY of Japanese race.
When I bewitch white bitches, enslave them and fuck them with my great dick far harder than whites' soft dick, my heart is filled by pride of being Japanese.
Yesterday I fucked two white women, but on that time I just scorned these bitches and all whites. lol
I'm amazed that white women are very nymphomaniac. On the sex with white bitch, I tried seizing her by the throat, so she screamed, "Please kill me!" lmao
I'm sure that white bitch isn't human, but beast.
Whites are nymphomaniac dirty race. lol

racial thinking is too old to be supported today
you are cool to write such a crazy long story, ha

aho

>>349
I'm sorry, but as a cat, I must inform you that cats are superior to both Japanese
and Caucasian people. We have been around since far earlier than both of you and
have had more time to develop our advanced minds. It is no wonder we are able to
manipulate humans into becoming our slaves. Your ways of thinking are old fashioned
and wrong.

No Nyanko-meshi for you.

a minute ago on fuji TV,I saw charisma man,big in japan man,Mr.John Robinson,who
was the DJ of juriana tokyo,early 90's japanese disco club . LOL

Lgendary M.C Hammer was on TV,too! Am I dreaming?

Takuya Kimura who went to all the way to kanne,being not invited
was on TV together!!!!

>>348
Ah, I have seen BOOWY before, and do agree the gesturing - like that of
Jim Kerr - seems quite arrogant. However, groups like that in the 80s
were often like that, and at least some of the music was good. Hmmm,I'm
not sure if I completely understand the shame you speak of, but some
of the pop routines do make me feel a little embarrassed for them, especially
the ones who took it all so seriously, such as The Pet Shop Boys, A-Ha (sometimes)
and Human League, to name just a few. I wouldn't go as far as shame though.

The first time I saw a Visual Kei band (that would be early X Japan for
me), it reminded me of how David Bowie looked during the 1970s. I find
it very interesting, and generally do like the type of music those sorts
of bands produce, and the visual routines they make up.

>>352
nonoo. there is also disparity among feline family.
mikeneko is the worst kind!!!
I think Tiger is Adolof Hitler and Lion is the whites of US!!!

>>355
if a Tiger is Adolf Hitler, then who is this?
ttp://www.ptyx.org/mu/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/hitlercat.jpg

>The Pet Shop Boys,Human League.

Oh really... It's a surprise.

Their affected manners are regared as very british イギリス人っぽい in japan.

their static ,but affected pose and gaze looks odd in the uk???

The man of Human league assumed airs,which was not comparable to
his so so face...

By the way, I didn't know arrogant has the same meaning as conceited.

Images of being violent and insolent come to my mind,first.

>>356
hahaha. I agree. Hitler has the piercing,entrancing eyes like cats!!!

Do people like human league,pet shop boys brian ferry
arouse antipathy among labour class people in the uk?

sometimes can be targets of jokes?

do as you like..
be yourself...
don't pretend..
I'm always with you at heart
but I'm not goona see your face
so don't worry
I'm not gonna play orgy, that was just a joke
I'm just a shy nerd

too shy shy boy of mitsuki arisa! she was singing about you!!!!

hey nyanko sensei, I have a question,serious one.

Don't cats eat cats?

Do Lion or Tiger wink at calico cat before their eyes and let them go?

>>357
Hmm... I think we have different views of connections to the given images.
Back in the 80s, these groups were, of course, very popular. But twenty
years on, today's generation has a very different view of them. The posing,
makeup, styling, costume and so on are considered very vain these days.
I wouldn't say violent or insolent, but very egotistic and narcissistic.
Hmm... however, groups from the 90s, such as Oasis, can still be rather
arrogant, but the image doesn't really make it seem so. I choose Oasis
because as well as being egotistic, there has been a history of being violent
and insolent too. I don't think bands in the 80s were generally as violent as
bands in the 90s - at least here.

>>359
Today's younger generations generally don't like 80's pop music, and though
groups such as Petshop Boys, Human League are considered classics of their
time, it's still those who grew up during the 80s who like them the most.
I wouldn't say the working class really make fun of them (a lot probably
won't have even heard of them), but if someone claims to enjoy, say, 'Being
Boring' by the Petshop Boys, they'd probably get mocked a little and maybe
even have a few homosexual remarks thrown at them.

>>346
Sorry for not getting back to this earlier, but disembark just means 'get off',
really. Such as "the passengers disembarked from the ship".

>>362
In my glorious republic, the PRC, cats are forbidden to eat other cats. If a
tiger likes the look of a calico cat, and she likes the look of the tiger, then
they are free to marry. Unfortunately, the PRC is becoming overcrowded, so only
one litter per family is permitted.

All food is sponsored by the government. If your family is hungry, emergency
chefs will make some Nyanko-meshi, but it won't be very tasty. Communities of
cats must work together to make delicious Nyanko-meshi and will be rewarded
with food taken from the DPRK. Poorer communities of cats who only have access
to an old human female are permitted to eat her if she stops functioning.

>>363
Of course, I know they were egotistic and narcissistic.

you used earlier the word "arrongant", which I had thought closer to
the meaing of insolence.

>>364
I said a serious question...

hahaha. By the way, Why can't cats have children among feline
family. calico cat can't fuck lion and bear children.
Even Niggers(woopy goldberg) and Whiteys(adolf hitler) can have
childern. Hitler(the tiger) won't do it though.
He would rather kill himself than get married to her.

Hitler is not actually a cat. He is a wolf.
Adolf means a noble wolf,that describes him very well!

>>365
Ah, sorry. To me, arrogant and conceited are synonymous.

>>364
>Poorer communities of cats who only have access
to an old human female are permitted to eat her if she stops functioning.

How come the restriction to an old human female? Because they are tastier than
old human male?

>>369
I mentioned earlier that some communities are too poor for separate family
slaves. Elderly female humans have more enthusiasm for the job, though, as
they seem to become lonelier than elderly male slaves. It is more ecenomic
to apply only old human females to the job, rather than having to replace
the males when they die earlier. Here is an action figure showing some such
cats with their slave:

ttp://randomthoughts.co.nz/blog/content/binary/AU4742.jpg

http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/Adolf_Hitler_Hideki_tojo_Propaganda_poster.jpg

It doesn't look like hideki tojo at all!! LOL Hitler is Hitler.

tojo have round big eyes. this beautiful woman is a grand daughter of
hideki tojo.http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/vimgdata/4988013389304.jpg

外人同士でチャットしたいんだったら、わざわざ２ちゃんに来る必要ないだろ。
いい加減うざいし、空気読め。さっさと消えろよ

>>370
I see now.
Please add Fujiko Hemming, a famous Japanese/Swedish pianist to the
waiting list.
She lives for serving cats, and she is rich, fat and old, lol

私は違いますがｗ　へたくそな英語とイギリス人さんの英語を
一緒にしちゃいけないぜ。

ネイティブがいたほうがいいよ。日本人だけだと訂正してくれなくて、
英語が暴走してしまうからな。

>>372
Actually, there are a lot of Japanese on this thead, and I am also one.
So YOU get the hell out of here, we are enjoying our conversation across the globe,
which even includes the cat's world, lol

>>372
you get fucked outta here you stupid idiot

会話を楽しんでるとか言ってるくせに、初心者は無視して知らん顔。
結局会話が進むのは特定の相手のみ。
おまえらみたいな馴れ合いは他でやれよ。

>>372
外人同士ではないよ。日本人のほうが多いと思うけど。

俺も初心者だが、丁寧に質問すれば質問に答えてくれるぜ。

硬くならず、適当に書き込んでればいいんだよ。
suck my cock!! とか1行でもいいんだぜ？ｗ

でも確かにこのキャットワールドの話は
わかりにくいね〜はは比喩だね。。ｗｗ

I think recently who gather this thread
are esp interesting IMO. still I miss
Ether!!! where are you!

>>377
Why don't you put your name such as 'A beginner' or something instead of
名無しさん, so that we can pay extra attention to you.
Having said that though, the kind of treatment you are referring to is
also very common in the real world, I mean, if you are not fluent enough,
you are ignored and left alone.
The English-speaking Japanese have all been through that in the real world,
which is much more painful than what you are experiencing on 2CH, which is
only a virtual world and nobody really cares.

shy shy shy tooo shyy shyyy

>>380
If you like, I can ask my assistant to explain things about the PRC to you
or anyone else. His English is easier to follow.

>>384
haha, LOL

>>384
don't you worry. I understand.
and if you add some explanation afterwards make things
lame.

>>377
Sorry about this, we don't mean to ignore you.

We're happy to help. If you would like things in simpler English, please
say. We'll do our best.

recent research suggests that foods that are high in carbohydrates, such as bread, rice, and pasta, can help you calm down.
researchers say that carbohydrates cause the brain to release a chemical called serotonin. serotonin makes you better.
do you often eat these food?

>>388
I know, but how about calcium?
I've heard that calcium makes you calm down, so it's good to drink a cup
of warm milk before you go to bed when you are feeling hyper active.

so hot...but I'm kicked out from my family, so
I'll be out whole summer! like a nanmin! www

I'm flattered to be taken for a native speaker. LOL

I suppose even sentence above is not natural. I keep on writing unnatural
English as long as I write English. But without any action, no improvement.

>>390
Just follow the life of stray cats.
You'll be alright!

>>370
Chairman Meow,
If I pay you in fish now,
will you and your comrades not eat me later?
Thank you!

>>332
In my case, my parents want me to become an adult...

>>393
Hmm... if you gather us some fish from the DPRK, we shall make sure you
are rewarded. We like to treat our humans fairly and humanely.

>>395
oh, bribes are allowed in PRC??

"To disembark" means to get off/out of a large vehicle like a plane or boat. But you wouldn't disembark
a small vehicle like a car or a horse.

Be careful, though. "To embark" does not mean to get on/in a large vehicle. Instead, it means
to leave on a long journey, with no mention of a vehicle. So they're not really opposites.

WOOOOOO!!! I'm just back from voting at my local polling station.
As I mentioned earlier on this thread, I voted for the candidate
of the Anarchists on State Benefit Party. I hope you guys did too.
Or, do too. In case you haven't voted yet.
My parents were both the founding members of this great party. And I've
been knocking doors and handing out leaflets with them from the age
of 4. I admit that we've havn't been that successful in past elections,
but this time we're pretty excited. The failure of this government to
properly deliver pensions, has made our party a rising star in Japanese
politics. The reaction we got when we went out there campaining was
absolutely phenomenon. It's gonna be one heck of a crazy Victory Party tonight.
May god bless you, and God bless the Anarchists on State Benefit Party.
Thank you.

>>398
You know, it's illegal to knock on doors and hand out leaflets, LOL

My phallus is too tight and high tensioned.
I can’t suppress it, my pants is almost broken.
Is there any girl who is willing to contain my member?

I was sitting here looking up at the stars thinking, when i realized the most horrifying thing ever would be if all the air in the world turned to wood.

>>398, "anarchists" and "state benefit" are contradictory phrases, aren't they?

>>401, I don't think we have to worry about that happening.

Now I say "Go out to vote for the country!!"

>>403
There you go!
The voters' turn-up seems to be about the same as 2004 as of 14:00,
which I think is amasingly low, considering the turbulant political
situation right now, sigh.

Your American Hero MC Hammer is in japan now.

Did you know that? The media didn't report the news here japan.
incognito visit.

Mr.Bush must be restless to lose a national heirloom temporarily.
According to the source, Budget as much as Iraq war was used To protect Hammer, .

MC Hammer visit will influence the turnout of the election.

Is it Hammer-Bush-Abe conspiracy?

Anyway It is good. I will vote for jimin. I'm concerned about stock
price..

I didn't go out all day long....
I was playing video game as usual.
Vote? What is that?

>>396
They're not bribes. They are gifts.
There's a difference (sort of).

>>Native English speakers
When you're reading fast, are you pronouncing words in your mind?

>>409
Nope.
How about you, when you're reading Japanese fast, are you pronouncing words in your mind?

>>409
Yes i do, Though if i read really fast i might not comprehend everything i read.

>>409
I do, but I'm a fast reader and able to skim easily too. Part of it is because
I have a strange accent and try to make myself sound more normal by pronouncing
things in my head.

>>410
I'm trying not to pronounce words in my mind to read rapidly,
but I've never succeed.
>>411
I was relieved to hear that.
I read an article about how to read English rapidly,
which's saying "the key for rapid reading is not to
pronounce words in your mind.".
>>412
When you're taking an English test , do you pronouce words in your head?

Why do farts smell?

>>413
Hmm... this takes me back a few years. I'll try to remember.
When I'm writing by hand or reading paragraphs in an exam, I try to pronounce
things in my mind, but mainly because it helps me remember what I've already
written, or already read.

>>415
I see. Thank you for searching your memory.
Then, I don't have to try to avoid pronouncing things
even if I want to read rapidly?

>>416
It all really depends on how your mind works. Some people are able to just
take the words into their head and remember them, but some people use a
different method to remember. Just try each way and go with the one you find
faster, and maybe practice it.

>>417
Thank you.
I'll try to find my best way to read rapidly.

Yey!!
LDP is losing totally!!!
They deserve it!!!
GO GO DPJ!!!

The next logical question is;
Will Abe resign?
He's been saying NO, but I've been saying YES!!

>>419
Are the Democratic Party of Japan the favoured party to win now?

>>421
Yep, totally!!!
The counting started only 2 hours ago, but according to the exit poll and other
data, LDP will lose big time!!

>>422
Does Ozawa Ichiro have a theme song? I always associate Forever Love with
Koizumi.

Next election, the PRC wishes to stand. We vow that if we win, Japanese Bobtail
cats, both white and 三毛 alike (and all colours in between) shall be treated to
high quality Nyanko-meshi.

Yum Yum

>>423
No...Ozawa is not as sophisticated as Koizumi in that sense.
But I'm sure Ozawa has his favorite Enka number he sings at Karaoke.

Hi all.
Actually, do you guys believe either LDP or the Democratic Party can lead Japan?

New Labour's "Things Can Only Get Better" song was perfect for the
euphoria of the 1997 landslide. U2's "Beautiful Day" was quite good too.

By the way, in this Japanese election, the ruling LDP used the
"Pomp and Circumstance Marches" in their TV ad. Strange choice for a
party crying for "patriotism" and has the slogan "Beautiful Nation, Japan".

>>395
You are benevolent Chairman Meow. Please help yourself to the tuna.

>>409
I rarely read English aloud to myself, only when I'm having trouble
understanding a passage. It slows me down and helps me concentrate.

>>412
Strange accent? What strange accent would that be?

>>428
You're right, that is a strange choice of music for a patriotic party. I'd have
expected something a little closer to home. Like last time.

As for New Labour, I'm quite glad that Blair is gone now. I like Gordon Brown
much better as Prime Minister. Even though he's been in office for a short
amount of time, he has already got the image of 'Less Talk - More Action' which
Blair was the opposite of. I think Blair's popularity was mainly based on his
outward image; his looks and characteristics. He was mainly known for his cheesy
grin. In constrast, I think Brown needs lessons in smiling.

>>429
Well... growing up, my father was Canadian and my mother is English, and instead
of having a dominant accent, it was mixed between the two. Most people just assume
I'm Irish, though some have guessed Swedish or Danish. Only my former Modern History
teacher managed to correctly guess that part of my accent was Canadian.

>>430
I like GB more than TB too. I think TB was a typical centre-right
politician. And that really irked Labour's core supporters. GB is
more of a centre-left politician. A politician that Guardian readers
can proudly support, at last.

It's a pity we don't have a genuine centre-left political party here in Japan.
The Democratic Party is a crazy mixure of all kinds of ideologies,
making it somehow a broad centrist party. Under Abe, the LDP has retreated
from the centre ground, and has become more and more of a hard right-wing party.

Nick Griffin for the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

David Duke for the President of the United States of America.

That is the only solution. Easy but true solution.

there is no hard right wing party in japan except shinpu ｗ

even democratic party and new labour party would be
far right party in japan.

>>431
Your teacher guessed Canadian? Not American?
I'm from New England, and the Canadian accent is almost identical
to my own, except for a few words (out, doubt).

One thing I really envy about the the Parliamentary system is the
ability to replace the executive branch through a no-confidence
vote. I really, really wish we had that power here...

Usually, Americans seem to prefer having one party controlling
the legislative branch and the other controlling the executive.
Even though it leads to all kinds of gamesmanship and partisan politics,
having both branches controlled by the one party is even
worse. Just look at the mess the Republican party made; it will
take years to undo the damage they've done.

Do your blow job!

>>435
Do you know David Duke?

He is always on your side.

All Klans should be hang on the tree, or be enslaved.

You guys are smart.

>>438
Are you a white? Only whites have the right to say it.

He is not a klan. He regrets his past. He is Dr.Duke.

How does the Japanese language sound in the ears of English speaking people?

>>437
I remember who David Duke is but he has disappeared from the
American radar screen. Meaning we don't hear much about him now.
The Ku Klux Klan is considered a extreme fringe group of nutjobs.
They have no credibility with the general public anywhere in the
country.
Why don't you come to America, and see for yourself? It's a good
time to visit; Japan is popular here now because of success of
the Japanese baseball players. (True!) They even serve sushi in
Fenway Park.

>>441
Myself, I love the sound of the Japanese language. That is what
lead me to my classes in Japanese.
If I was a practical person, I would have studied Chinese or Spanish
though.

Japanese is high pitched.

>>442
Do you know Bill White,ex-anarchist,now neonazi?

David Duke seems to be doing well outside America.
He got doctrate degree from the prestigious university in Ukraine.

Anti-semitisim and racism is getting more supports in Europe.

Only America doesn't have alternative right wing
party in the western countries.

Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd is Ex-Klansman.

How about Pat Buchanan?　Some japanese misunderstand him.

Some smug looks label him true conservative.

He is labeled almost neo nazi in America, isn't he? So we should
be careful.

Hey 米人, check this out and tell me what you think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQg7lHdJNj4

米人　Don't be fooled. He spoke intentionally just to get attentions,
make audiences laugh.

Blatant behaviour. disgusting.

>>442
Are you from Boston. Are you a yanky yuppy person?

John Cena is greater than Ichiro.

Many Sushi restarants are operated by koreans.

They hate japan but calling themselves japanese names.

I can tolerate it only if they serve decent sushi.

>>449
They have their own "sushi" history in Korea apparently...
Cos sushi's not a Japanese invention is it?

>>446
Doesn't sound very much like a Japanese accent to me.
Turning your t's into do's and your r's into l's isn't good
enough. But of course, I'm no expert.

>>444
I don't know that Bill White. Personally or otherwise.
Neither the Republicans nor the Democrats can succeed with that
kind of racist attitude.
Both parties need to pull in the black and hispanic vote now.
The white vote is pretty much split between the parties.
Of the two parties, the Republicans are more right-wing, despite
being the party of Abraham Lincoln.

>>448
Well yes I am a Yankee because I am a native New Englander (but I
support the Red Sox, NOT the New York Yankees).
I don't have enough money to be a yuppie.
Ha ha ha, pro wrestling is more entertainment than sport.

>>450
Are you serious?

I got surprised that korean propaganda is spereading so fast....

Aparently not. Sushi is japanese invention.

Old sushi(なれすし） was fermented food. We changed the way.
We stopped fermenting and created the new food of rice with su(japanese vineger) and raw
fish. Sushi history is not long. The present version of sushi was invented
during Edo era.
If you want to eat old sushi,go to south east asia.You can have it everywhere not only
in korea.

If susshi of korean sushiba is koreansushi, they don't have to call their restrants like
fuji or jiro or yamato. LOL

When japanese things gets praises from abroad, koreans start to say it's from
korea. alwasy like this. just ignore them.

Once Koreans despised bonsai because it's against confuiciasm, taking
the nature what it is .but now...LOL

I don't exclude new version of sushi,like california sushi.
so korean version of sushi is acceptable.

But What they are saying about the origin is 100% wrong.

>>452
Well, there's Korean kim bap which is sort of like maki roll.
You can get something here called "Lenny Roll". It's makimono
with salmon and cream cheese. Sound good?
Fusion cuisine was (is?) really popular here. Come and sample
our poached tofu and miso/cilantro salad dressing.

>>451
Daiske Matsuzaka is ugly isn't he?
I personally don't want Bostonians to think his looks is typical Japanese.
So, 米人, if he were not a baseball player who earns lots of money,
nobody would paid attention to him, right? What's your opinion about him
regarding his sexual appeals. I want an honest opinion. Don't be diplomatic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v32Zc1jJuLs
This is Bill White
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_White_(neo-Nazi)#Columbine_High_School_massacre
Wiki
http://www.overthrow.com/
His web site

Bill got the first media attention because He praised columbine massacare,
call it the resistance to modernism.
Didn't it reach to your ears?
At that time, he was anarchist. He is now neonazi.

So Bill is not as famous as he claims to be.
He have to make effort more LOL

He is from Maryland. Now He lives in Vergina. not far from you.

>>453
Do you know Harumi Kurihara? If not you shold check her.
ttp://www.amazon.com/Harumis-Japanese-Home-Cooking-Contemporary/dp/1557885206/ref=sr_1_2/105-2395826-4269226?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1185736258&sr=1-2

Her recepie of Japanese dish won the world No. prize.

>>454
I agree.
I want to say about shunsuke nakamura to british people..LOL

He got married to a big breasts announcer. He would not have got
a chance if he had not been a millionaire..

Person who got married to big boobs was not nakamura but matsuazaka.

>>454
Who cares what he looks like? As long as he keeps striking out
batters, that's what's important.
There are very few good looking baseball players out there. The
2004 Red Sox (World Series winners) was one of the ugliest teams
of all time, but we still love them!
Dice-K is probably one of the better-looking guys on the team right
now.
I must say also that Hideki Okajima completely charmed the tough
Boston fans when he bowed to all corners of Fenway Park after
being elected to play in the All-Star game.

Ichiro's wife was also an announcer and older than ichiro.

>>456
Thanks for the link! I will definitely check her book out.
I tried making zaru udon and chicken nanban yesterday.
My husband mixed both dishes together, and said it tasted better
that way. Sigh...

>>459
Are you blind?

He's not asking you about his pitching skills but his looks only.

>>461
Seems like you are a fan of Japanese cuisine.
Maybe you like this blog, too.

ttp://oyamake.com/blog/

I have nothing to do with this blog administrator. I just bumped into
this blog, surfing the net the other day.

>>462
Fine, if you insist.
Daisuke Matsuzaka is average looking. I wouldn't call him ugly, but
I wouldn't call him cute or sexy.
The only example of a sexy baseball player I can think of it this guy:

http://dl.img.qj.net/uploads/files_module/screenshots/12624_Derek%20Jeter.jpg

Too bad he plays for the enemy.

>>463
Thank you!

>>461
He is saying matsuazaka is ugly in a roundabout way...

>>464
He insisted that matsuazaka was not average looking even in japan.

http://dl.img.qj.net/uploads/files_module/screenshots/12624_Derek%20Jeter.jpg

he is half black and half white.

I suspect that the media is parasing him because of this.
They can't stress too much on whites players. so neutral attitude is
comfortable.

http://dl.img.qj.net/uploads/files_module/screenshots/12624_Derek%20Jeter.jpg
He looks like deniro. But I don't think he is especially handsome
and sexy.
His mismatching blue eyes is appealing though.

Matsuzaka. Is. Not. Ugly.
Please give me an example of a good
looking baseball player, so I can compare. Thank you.

I apologize.
My last post was written in a rude way.
I'm sorry; I'll try to do better in the future.
Bye.

not at all. We don't care.
In addition it, I can't understand subtle nuance. ｗ

FUNNIEST ENGLISH

This time I set my profile on Skype as a young woman, and called 2 people,
a Chinese man and a Algerian man, at a time.
They believed that they were talking to me (not to the other).
I recoreded the conversation :)

ttp://www.uploda.org/uporg931610.mp3
(about 8 minutes.)

Matsuzaka is an extraordinary talented player
plus he has a pretty wife. He loves her very much
that's why he can perform his ability. It shows
everywhere. He can't hide it lol
Matsuzaka's face is ugly? I've never thought about
that. I don't really care about their looks. Their performance
and personality comes first and if one with a good looks, it would
enhance his popularity. My favorite is Nakamura Shunsuke. I would
say he is also in a same category with Matsuzaka.

My favorite is Nakamura Shunsuke. I would
say he is also in a same category with Matsuzaka.

yeah,but nakamura is uglier LOL

My favorite is Nakamura Shunsuke. I would
say he is also in a same category with Matsuzaka.

yeah,but nakamura is uglier LOL

My husband mixed both dishes together

I didn't know she was a woman..... Is she a she male?

She is a substitute teacher in Boston.

>>424
Do pedigrees and academic clique matter to be someone in PRC?
Or is the skill to catch many rats taken into account?

>>474
After Nakata's retirement, there was no star in Japanese soccer.
But then Nakamura Shusuke's steady performance got him recieved
many awards. I like Nakamura's golden left leg and his
innocent smile. It amuses our eye...Although his face is not very good,
all the players don't have to have the face like Beckham. Actually I don't like
Tom Cruise, Leonald DeCaprio and Brad Pitt..Face doesn't take a big
part of human's attractive aspects.

But at the Asia Cup, there were no fine scenes of activities by Nakamura. sad...
but it's good that we don't have much chances to see Nakamura on TV.
coz when he appears after a long interval, we could see and prove his clear
growth both in technically and mentally.

Is Nakamura and any other Japanese players suffering from
racial discrimination in European soccer?
I'm really worried about that after knowing the fact that
there are many racists in European soccer.
↓
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwpO-nnFY9g

I think racist group, or nationalistic one, is minority in any developed country.
That is, don't take it too seriously. There is always someone who dislikes you....

みんなさん　こんにちは！

>>481
hey, long time no hear from you!
Is it very hot in Spain?
Have you been siestaing until now?

>>478
Tom Cruise is not handsome by any standard anyway.

>>482

Hi!

I've spent some days in Granada with my friends, so I couldn't post here ^^"

"Have you been siestaing until now?"

Noo haha :D it's really late at night and I'll go to bed soon (but this afternoon I had a little siesta).

It's extremely hot here in Spain. This weekend in Granada, we had more than 42ºC (107.6ºF). I wish it was winter!

Oh, this post is old but I'd like to reply it...

>>57
yeah where is　アキ？
and aki was she? or he?

Born and living in Spain. I'm "she" :)

HI!

Is it demerit or merit that we can't tell male or female in English sentence lol?

>>487
I don't know if it's a merit or demerit, but even with Japanese sentences,
we can pretend to be the other sex, what's more,
you can't usualy tell male from female in business writing.

>>487

I think it's merit... English would be a lot more difficult if its nouns and adjectives had different gendres, like Spanish or French.

X gendres
O genders

>>489
...but can you tell if a 'writer' is a female or male by only looking at the
sentences in French or Spanish?
In Japanese, e.g. 'I' is expressed as 'boku' or 'ore' by male and 'watashi' by
female, so it's easy to tell the gender of a writer.
But in business, men can also call themselves 'watashi' for politeness,
it can be difficult to tell only by looking the writing if a person is a male
or female.

It's a big advantage for Japanese language to know at once
whether this person is female or male. well as somebody said
business letters are with no genders.

I try not to read all of the writings esp when the person
is talking about some private matters on the internet.
it is the better solution to save our relation and time, right?

On the internet, especially on 2ch, some men look down on women,
so it's really good that we cannot know whether speaker is woman or man,
I think.

sometimes guys use watashi
what if they're gay?
ha

>>494
I wouldn't really know about that. On the american internets there are only men, and more men posing as women.

Human society is male-dominated,
but animal society is female-dominated.
Its interesting.

>>494
on this thread, it's hard to tell whether is male or female,
but on the other thraed, we can clearly tell, right?

>>495
I know there are a lot of gays on internet lol

>>497
human also can be like an animal society. Brazilian, Italian
sons respect mothers like god.

>>498
yeah, Japanese men don't respect mothers. but
be very kind to girls only when we want to have sex lol

My friend was crying and said things like this on the other day.

she is apparently a sefure (sex friend) because he said something
like this. " I like only your body but not your brain".
How do you think? I thought it is not a humiliation at all.
because think about the opposite case;

"I like only your brain that's why I talk with you a lot.
but I don't like your body so I don't want to fuc* with you"

This is a humiliation. IMO
which is better? being sefure is better than being "chanomi
tomodachi"(friend who talk and drink tea together) lol

One korean woman was saying

You don't know what I want, Japanese men.
You humiliated me too hard in front of many people,
so compensate it in front of many people. That's only
what I want. If it is satisfied, I will forgive you.

>>495
I know this is a troll, but just for the record,
straight men also use 'watashi' or 'watakushi' on formal occasions.

>>501
I guess he raped her in front of many people?
or is it about the "comfort women" case during the war...?

No I would say I lost 30,000 US $ for that.

But including my mental injury, it is 100,000 US$ or infinity.

When were the most boring days for you?
Today, the first semester in my university was over,
and I looked back my life, then I'm now feeling that
this 4 months were the most boring...
The second semester will start in October... Oh my god...

>>506
What's your major?

I spent all my college years downloading porn.
Sad.

>>508
lol

I spent all my college years playing games.
Sad.

>>507
Law
Lectures were not boring,
but university life as a whole was really boring...
I'd die before the next semester begins.

Good morning (or evening), everyone!

>>475
This is the only state in the US where gay marriage is legal, so I could
be a man writing about my husband, but....
the last time I checked, I was still a female.

>>500
I feel sorry for your friend. Using people isn't nice.

>>506
College could be boring. I remember sleeping through many 8 am
Quantitative Chemistry lectures.
But that doesn't compare to when I worked in a machine shop one
summer. We weren't allowed to listen to radios or talk to anyone.
I was so bored I used to watch the second hand on the clock.

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↓のレスに「25の倍数」って言葉が含まれてたら、レスしたやつは向こう15年間童貞のまま

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>>515 お前が一生童貞ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>>515
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>>515

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>>515
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>>515
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WTF!?

This is VIP quali... wait, nevermind.

>>512
Morning. How are you feeling today?

I guess you root for the Red Sox. What do you think about Matsuzaka's pitching in the last game?
I thought he was doing ok, but he was unlucky not getting any support from his teammates.
And also, he usually gets better 'after' he throws over 100 pitches in a game, which isn't likely to
happen there, coz they aren't supposed to there.
Anyway, Ramerez should retire soon coz he can't catch, throw and run well unless he gets to DH.

Too maniac for you??

>>512
Thank you.
Lectures were not boring for me,
but I couldn't do anything interesting.
I couldn't go out for dinner, movies or playin.
Because since I was always going out with my parents before,
I don't know how to enjoy with friends.

don't join your secondo semester. go to another uni.

>>525
Great, thank you. And you?
Matsuzaka was doing just fine until one unfortunate pitch.
Then it all fell apart with the reliever.
Plus they weren't hitting. Ah well, overall it was a good road
trip.

>>526
Did you not have money?
I rented a house with other students. We used to have dinner together
on Sundays, each taking a turn making it. It was cheap and fun.
We also used to study in the library at night, and go out for
a cookies and coffee break around 10pm. That was fun too.
I didn't have much free time; I worked & studied during school.

>>528
Pretty good, thank you.
Yeah, that was a careless splitter he shouldn't have thrown coz the count was 0-2.
He obviously looked dissapointed and losing his concentration right after that one.
So he had to walk off the mound...

Anyway, have a good day. I'm off to bed.

Are there such baseball freaks here?

No studying, no bonding, no nothing.
What've I done to myself?
Oh, don't be so melodramatic!
Am I talking to myself?
No you're not, don't worry.
Thanks.

>>527
I'm thinking about it seriously.
>>528
I'm living alone.
I heard that many American students share their room,
but it's not popular in Japan.

みんなさん　こんにちは！

I sometimes saw a cute girl witing for a bus at the bus stop near my house.
One day I tried to talk to her on the way back home after I shoped at a supermarket.
I said "Hi, How's going?" to her.
But she seemed to think I was a suspicious man.

So I tried to make her relieved saying,
"Hey, Do you think a man really tries to chat up a girl
when he has a plastic bag of supermarket with some groceries and raw fish in it?"

Then she said ----

>>534
Maybe she did not understand English.

I politely ask you to suck my cock. I will appreciate
what you'll do.

みんなさん
cute phrase isn't it?

>>478
Takahara is better than him. He is overunderestimated.

Think about the level of the league. Scotland league is
less than Trukish league. Scotland league is the
thrid class league.

>>537

Oh, really? lol, I don't know if I used it correctly :3

In my opinon, Brad Pitt is not handsome.
If he doesn't wear blue contact lens and bleach his hair blond,
he will be just an ordinary square face man.

Beckham's face is almost perfect but he lacks intelligence.

Tom cruze is short and short legged.

Korea boast about the world heaviest jowled face. But We have our
toranosuke katayama.http://itpro.nikkeibp.co.jp/article/COLUMN/20060621/241444/photo6.jpg
Korea must be jealous of him.
By coincidence, toranosuke's tora means tiger, which was the symbol
of korea. We exterminated it by mistake.

>>539
I don't know about etymology of the word.

みんな　and みな　mean　the same. In kanji, they are both 皆.
But when we say 皆さん, we pronouce it みなさん、not,みんなさん.
This is the rule. I think that many japanese use it,not knowing why.

But We don't usually use 皆mina by itself
in daily life. It sounds old and
brunt. みんな sounds friendly.

spelling mistake. I mean " blunt"

Perhaps みなさん is easier to prououce.

We did exterminate the tigers on purpose.

so by mistake is not appropriate?
By error is more correct?

BY the way,I don't want to discuss the historical issue but just grammatical issue. LOL.

And I made a mistake too. There seems to be tigers in north korea.
Both north korea and south korea don't want many in the mountains though.

So japanese did tiger hunting...

I just met a complete psycho early this morning when
I was walking around my house.

maybe walking around the house 1 time in 3 days is enough.
I don't wanna encounter psychos anymore.

>>541
みなさん！ is generic, so it can be used almost on any occasion.
みんな！is much more casual, so it can only be used among close friends.

>>545
yeah, psychos can stay with livestock and fuc*
all day long with the goat.

I once heard from my friend.
when he was a hichschooler he and and his friends, 7 of them
was talking about a goat. One guy said goat's vagina is
similar to human female's. So why not try it. and we went to
one of the friends house where keeps goat,and fuc* it with
wearing gakuran (uniform).we only took off our underwears. One guy
got so excited and even gave gansha (ejaculated on the goat's face).
But I still believe that the goat cried in a best voice when
I fuc*d her. But one day she was chopped by a butcher. So all of
us, the 7 members went to the meat shop and bought her and cooked
nabe and ate her together. We cried so hard...and said thank youuuuu....

>>540
Well done!!
May Katayama Toranosuke rest in peace.

>>547
LOL
so the goat cries like this? "meeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~~!!!!!"
esp your turn she throat louder?. disgusting! you fuc* the goat all day long
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

dirty livestock stays with one dirty and boring livestock forever!
what a peaceful story! HAHA

Niggers?

【Under consideration 】
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　 ∧,, ∧ ･ω･)　　 )っ＿_フ(_/ 彡　　　 .∧,, ∧　　　 )
　(　･ω･)　　 )っ＿_フ(_/彡　　　　∧,, ∧　　　 )　　　)
　(っ　　)っ＿_フ(_/彡　　　 .∧,, ∧　　　 )　　　)　Οﾉ
　　( ＿_フ(_/彡　　　∧,, ∧　　　　)　　　)　Οﾉ ヽ_)
　　 (_/彡　　　　　　(　　　　)　　　)　Οﾉ 'ヽ_)
　　　　　　　　　　　 (　 　　)　 Οﾉ 'ヽ_)
　　　　　　　　　　　(ゝ. Οﾉ 'ヽ_)　　　　　 ♪
　　　　 ♪　　　　ミ　 ヽ_)

>>551
no niggers are very clean.

psycho cannot live with human. only with a livestock.
so they fuc* with a goat all day long. they don't say much.
they only yell and say "ahhhh". when they finish the fuc*ing
the psyco feels so empty so he probably order to the goat,
"go home now! I don't want to waste time listning to your dull talk" coz
the goat is REALLY boring. I think this goat is the most boring one
in the goat world. nobody wanna listen to the it's
talk all day.... but good for the goat! she has vagina. she is
precious only because she has a vagina LOL

are you rikiya yasuoka or mickey yasukawa?

>>552
Hanaichimonme or Kasutera-ichiban, denwa-wa niban?

yeah this psycho's fuck brained.
is mickey yasukawa and rikiya yasuoka are the same sex animals?

do you know in the mountain area, goat is popular
but in the seaside area, ray is popular. when a ray get
horney, it gets rounded its body and wrap yourself up.
it would make you feel so comfortable. so as the psycho,
when you only want to ejaculate, goat and ray are the
great object for ya! They don't talk, they just lay down waitin for ya
getting moist over there to be fuc*d by ya!!

>>556
I know that kind of people.
fucking with retarded, that's what you mean right? lol

Oh well my friend,
you failed again...
without saying shitting and peeing,
I could have continued for few more...but sorry
I just cut it now....you just fuc* with a pathetic animal
all day long HAHAHA

Do you know the twins daughters of bunmeido president
passed the old japanese bar exam in sophomore?


the old japanese bar exam is really highly competitive.
the number of the succesful applicants are narrowing
year by year

岡本 紫苑 岡本 杏莉 sound like yanky dokyun name LOL
they are not beautiful.

Prince image exaggerate them. they are not so beatiful.

>>556
Thomas Jefferson(america's forefather) fucked the nigger girl just with the
same feeling?

>>541
>>546

Thaaank you for the explanation! :D

I'm going to move out of this town which is totally sucks.

>>563
it is good to move out if you don't like the place.
my one cent advice. don't leave anything regrettable errors behind.

発つ鳥あとを濁さず

[cover (up)] one's traces [tracks]

Doesn't mean to hide your bad past, but to compensate or
apologize to someone you gave troubles before you leave the place.
so that you can start over your new life without any regrets.

A man away from home need feel no shame.

>>564
Thanks for advice. I'll keep that in mind though there's no one I gave trouble here.
I've got many friends waiting for me in the new place.
Moving there means going back to myself.

Have you ever watched Full House, an American comedy program?
I love it but I always wonder if there's family like that.

>>567
Full House?
it's about 3 daughters and a dad and two other guys live together?
that's a really nice comedy. I like it too!
I guess it's possible. Guys are also good at raising children
as mothers and cook and do chores etc..I guess living with friends
and raise children is more fun than living only with biological mom dad
and children.^^

>>568
Yeah, I think so!
Maybe the larger the family size is , the more it'd be fun!

>>567
I sometimes watch re-run on the educational channel when I wake up at meddle of night.
It's fun and kids are so cute.

today i was just sitting front of the desk and calculating operation rates
it was hard but i could raise my calculating ability

>>571
so what kind of calculated method are you going to use from now?

>>560
Oh yeah~~ twin daughters of Bunmeido! they passed the bar exam!
for the first trial! OMG! how many talents and benefits they have
in their bones? It's like Paris Hilton is gonna be a lawyer!
Just exaggerating. Bunmeido is not as big as Hilton Hotel chain haha

I have a question.

"Garry was afraid of heights, I can't imagine why he would have gone on a building site."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3056177.stm
Reading this text, Garry went on a building site. Why did the teller
use the subjunctive past perfect mood? It is true that Garry
went on a builing site. not assumption. So,
I think that "I can't imagine why he went on a building site" is simple,but makes sense.

He went on a building. It is true,but still unthinkablke in teller's mind
,like that?

>>574
We've been noticing that you have been asking these types of questions very
persitently to the extent that they've started to annoy us having
casual conversation on this thread.
The questions you have been asking are well answerd in any textbooks
on English grammar or good dictionaries.
Please study yourself and ask your English teachers if you have
questions.
The native English spekaers here are not English teachers, so don't
obligate them to answer your questions.

>>574
First, that is a very sad news story.
I think what that person said wasn't perfect grammar.
It was left that way because it was a direct quote, from a family
member.
It's actually the past conditional tense (not subjunctive), and you
are right, it is used for things that haven't happened. It may
suggest that the speaker has trouble accepting the truth.
Native spoken English doesn't always follow the rules of English
grammar. We make mistakes (sometimes a lot of them too.)
Isn't that true for native spoken Japanese too?

>>575
I don't mind; I have lots of questions myself about the Japanese
language so I understand the feeling of frustration. These posts
aren't as annoying as those of the people who have livestock issues...

>>576
ahh it's so understandable that you said "the speaker has trouble
accepting the truth" that's why a family member used this subjunctive tense.

Thanks 米人-san!
I agree. The livestock issue was so annoying.
too dirty to talk about. but there is no admini in this 2ch, so
people here just write whatever they like.

>>574
There are English-language study courses provided by DHC, either through the Internet or by regular mail,
and they have a course specifically focused on the areas of your interest:
Please refer to the 3rd month of your course 'tense'
http://www2.edu.dhc.co.jp/writing/writing03/index.html
During the course, you can ask native English teachesr 6 questions for free, and very
through answers will be provided.
If you come up with more questions, you can ask those by paying additional
\3,000 per question.

Don't get me worng, I don't work for DHC, but I used to take their courses and made full
use of the opportunities to ask questions.

So, instead of asking questions here, I strongly recommend that you check out the course.

>>578

DHC is ok but...
why we cannot ask grammatical questions to native speakers
here even though a native speaker like 米人-san is favorably
answering his/her questions?

>>579
Because there are tons of other means, i.e. dictionaries, English courses, textbooks, etc.etc.
available.
You should consult those first, and if you still REALLY cannot understand, you should ask questions here.
They are volunteering but it's insane and impolite asking every single question that comes into your head.

>>579
Actually, there is a thread called,
"Hey native speakers! Come and help us!"
The thead IS the one to be used for asking native English speakers grammartical questions.

umm....I don't know why you force the person to do this and that
on the small issue like that...
if the person wants to consult his question there,
he would go. but you are not at the position to order others
what to do...

as I said before, there is no admini on this board, so
we are all free to say anything here, aren't we?

I don't mean to oblige people to answer my question.

If someone don't want to answer questions, please just ignore me.

I'll only keep chatting with people who returned replies.
I won't cut in another conversation and make them change the
subject. sorry.

I am tring to answer or teach about
japanese 日本語 on instead .

uh...I'm so sleepy...
I want nothing else but I want to sleep.
I haven't been sleeping for two whole days.
it takes too long until I fall in sleep.
but other people around me all sleep without any
difficulties...I envy them...

>>576
thank you. If you feel stressed and obligated, you don't have to
answer.
>conditional tense (not subjunctive)
I noticed I had confused subjunctive mood with conditional tense.
Word by word translation of 仮定法 is subjunctive mood,but in japnese
仮定 include the meaning of condition条件. So I was confused.

anyway
http://www.google.co.jp/search?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLG_ja___JP225&q=%22I+can%27t+imagine+why+he+would+have%22+
"I can't imagine why he would have" is broadly used by native speakers.

I understand "I can't imagine why he went on a building site." is rather right.
But "I can't imagine why he would have gone on a building site."
has its nuance.right? like I wish he would not had gone.

>>578
Thank you for the advice. I'll consider.
As for Dhc, I'll politely pass.. I have been buying
NHK text book per month. It is costly for me..

>>582
Why I'm telling >>574 that is that I was so annoyed seeing him
STALKING イギリス人 with insanely meticulous grammartical questions.
He kept on askng イギリス人 questions and never let him go.
I don't think it's a nice thing to do.

Yes I am living in england near イギリス人's home.
By the way,I am real fag.

Are you jealous of me? cos I am a real fag and on good terms with
him.

I agree with you that nativespeakers here are too kind and reserved.

Matsuazaka is obviously ugly, at least not hansome.

they never say matsuazaka or nakamura are ugly, tring not to
be nice to japanese.
I'm not sure about that though. They may have their own standard
of appearance about japanese.

If you feel offended, please express honest sentiments.
I won't keep stalking even when i know they are offended.

correction
tring to be nice to japanese.

>>588
I like fags because they are usually senstive about others' feelings^-^

>>590
so you are one of bad fags like me.

>>591
no, unfortunately, I'm a straight female, but I used to have some friends who
were gay, and I found them very considerate of others.

huh...

Hikida Tenkou injured heavily few days ago.
she is a really great magician. Too bad she
made a mistake for this time..I remember she likes to manipulate
media's gossip in a charming way. Always there is a rumor that
she's going to get married to one hollywood star or something,
but actually she does nothing. just traing the illusion and
goes to bed early. having healthy life. I guess. seems like she has
no bf...or does she have one?

How do you know that you are justice? How do you know other's feelings?
I never think I am justice.

I now know your sex. Are you japanese? I am a japanese fag man.

>>593
yeah, haha, I remember at one point that the media was reporting Jean-Claude van Damme
as her bf, but it probably wasn't true either.
>actually she does nothing. just traing the illusion and
goes to bed early. having healthy life.
...I completely agree with you. She must be as fit as olympic gymnatists.
But she is getting old unfortunately, so it may start to become difficult
for her to keep up the same quality of illusion........I don't know, I'm just
mumbling, sorry.
I hope she'll get better. I saw her gasping when she was receiving an interview,
and it was painful to watch.

>>595
yeah, younger is bettter?
I'm not sure about that. In illusionist world, it requires
a lot of experience and practice, so in terms of that
Hikida should be better than younger illusionist.. lol because
she's been illusionist for
quite a long time. But I don't know what type of illusion
she actually performs. Hope to get well soon.

I think her magic is far below David Copperfield one. kid stuff.
I can see her hung from the wire.
David flies like swimming in the air.
She took advantage of asian mysterious image well.
Mr.maric is really talented magician. But His face is not suted
for magic with white girl dancers.

LOL
Mr Maric!!! you make me laugh!
I like Sero...isn't he mavelous? I don't know how to spell his
name properly...

>>588
Good point.
I share your view.

Sero looks like suzuki aguri.... they both have french blood.
Girls would prefer sero's face.
I read on weelky magazine that sero's magic was fake with さくら(
i don't know appropriate word) and computer graphics.

Sero is american. His pakistan face would be disadvantage in
american showbiz.

>>588
I don't think Matsuzaka and Nakamura Shunsuke are ugly at all...
I don'T think native English speakers here are saying lies just
to pretend as good people, being nice to us and praising Japanese athletes or players.
Actually, when I was very young, I often thought about human's ugliness
or beauty a lot but after age 20, our view would change a lot.
our face is not just the looks, the skin that covers our bones,
but whole things that the person has inside. the intelligence, personality
talents etc... it shows.

>>600
disadvantage? really? I've never known about that...wow~
so sero's performance is not only an illusion but also with
some sakura joint performance? geez...I should never believe him then...
haha...just kidding...

>>588
Maybe I'm not just being polite.
Maybe I have a different opinion than you about who is ugly and
who isn't.
And I have to agree with >>601 that as you get older, you can less about
the surface appearance and more about the whole person.

Here is a truly ugly baseball player:
http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/the-ugliest-baseball-player-of-all-time-149269.php

just a roumour.
It is true that Sero is not as popular in america as in japan.

セロ=Cyril
http://www.cyrilmagic.com/

http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/the-ugliest-baseball-player-of-all-time-149269.php
I feel he is little strange from ordinary white americans.
He reminds me of the caricature of jewish people.
I think he has a chace to be charisma man in japan.

He looks like prince charles.
Now I know prince charles is exceedingly
ugly by western standard.
Our Crown Prince is not handsome though.

http://www.iza.ne.jp/news/newsarticle/economy/finance/57032/slideshow/
How do you think about him? He is quite notorious here in japan now.

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/prince_charles.jpg
http://www.iza.ne.jp/news/newsarticle/economy/finance/57032/slideshow/
http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/the-ugliest-baseball-player-of-all-time-149269.php
good line up,isn't it?

British imperial family maily consists of north west tutonic german blood.
But I've never seen buck teeth german like Charles. Why?

>>606
I think the second guy looks like a fun guy.
yeah, the first guy looks like prince charles.

>>607
Prince Charles' father, Prince Philip, is of a different bloodline. Originally,
he was a prince of Greece and Denmark, born on the Greek island of Corfu. However,
the Greek monarchy was forced to abdicate shortly after his birth and they were
banished.

However, his great-great-grandparents were Prince Albert and Queen Victoria, and
so was the Queen's. It's possibly due to a certain amount of inbreeding that these
mutations have a higher chance of happening.

>>588
We have a phrase here which goes: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", which
basically means that it doesn't matter what someone looks like, because taste and
perception is so different between people. What one person might find grotesque,
another may find beautiful.

>>576
On livestock issues, we had an incident in my town a few days back where two cows
got loose from the cattle market. One was picked up later that day, but the other
was only found yesterday, after four days of hiding. You know just how exciting my
town is when this is a headline:
ttp://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7428/ohnoesqd3.jpg

>>574, >>575, etc.
I could spend a short time making some sort of question submission system on some
spare space on my server. That way, questions could be asked freely and maybe
archived so they're not lost once a discussion thread goes past 1000 replies.

>>606
I'm not good enough to read the Japanese text, but I understand that
Warren Lichtenstein is in finance. In the US, he has made a number of
hostile takeovers, and has been referred to as an "attack dog" in the American
business press. If he is arrogant, that is no surprise--many people in that
line of work are (in America).

>>609
I want to come visit Upper Middling Marsh or East Puddleton or
wherever that wonderful photo came from! It looks like my kind of town...

All these English grammar questions made me go out and buy a
replacement copy of my "Strunk and White", which I lost years ago.
It is an entertaining grammar text, if you can imagine that.

LOL Igirisujin-san...

There suddenly appeared hundreds of bomberhead sharks and rays
in the sea in Kyushu area. Rays are your girl firnds.

>>609
I speculate His ugliness comes frome greek.

But greek imperial family may be not Greek in blood line.

these mutations have a higher chance of happening.

I didn't know Charles was a mutant. LOL
Yes our imperial family
also had a history of inbreeding. So
Some people want to attribute our imperial family's agliness and rumour of
dumb taisyo tennno to inbreeding. Aikosama's mother and grandmother
is beautiful,especially grand mother. But Aikosama and his father
are like two pees in a pod. Crown prince's brother looks better.
He is relatively tall and long legged. soso face.

I think Charles was not match for Diana and Charles love of Mature
woman is unthinkable. I think I'm not the only japanese who think so.

But looking carefully to Diana's face, She is very close to the
image of 毛唐(slung for the whites). nose of witch and big frightening
eyes.
Old Japanese who hardly met white people
paralleled white people to oni(ogre in japan).

http://blogimage.roodo.com/nbaalong/89635521.jpg
He looks like shunsuke nakamura very well!!

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20070801-00000037-jijp-soci.view-000
Now it's time to have fun whit hammer sharks and rays.

I've almost ejaculated!!!

>>613
>Crown prince's brother looks better.
But do you know that there is a long-lasting rumor that his father is
different from the other two?

>>617
really? wow~~ that's big news...

In Japan it's the same thing. There is a rumor that
the imperial family's mother is not the Empress Michiko?

Opps sorry the I just realized some words are missing.

In Japan it's the same thing. There is a rumour
that Sa-ya, Norinomiya, the third child of imperial family,
now Kuroda Sayako's mother is not Empress Michiko ○

In Japan it's the same thing. There is a rumor that
the imperial family's mother is not the Empress Michiko? ×

hehe

happy today...

>>618
I was referring to the Japanese imperial family.

>>617 >>621
Are you Bob?

>>621

err...so you mean Akishinonomiya's dad is not the emperor?
then who the mother would be? I can never imagine that Emperess Michiko
is that kind of person!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spe9j9jkhLc&mode=related&search=
The resurrection of Adolph Hitler. Sieg Hail!

Wow, mississippi bridge has fallen down!!
I wonder why people were allowed to use the bridge under repair, in the first place...

Hey, guys. What's up?

LOL there is another american.

>>625
I've heard of it.
need to inspect and be more alert. but I feel
sorry to the ppl injured...
as for me, I try my best not to be harmed.

もう一人の米人さん、
Which state are you from?
Mississippi?
BTW, why Mississippi has so many S's and I's in it?

>>627
What's your key to the precaution?

I am a genius of English.

>>630
Prove it, LOL!

>>627
try to observe situation with a precision manner.
if there is something that remain in the dark,
don't touch that place.

My friend accidentally (or by luck) slept with one vietnamese exchange
student in Japan. She was virgin. Do you know how strong they
defend their chastity in Vietnam? So once you break Vietnamese girl's
virgin, there would be only two choices; either to be jailed or to get
married. So her family members warned him to be jailed. So he chose
to get married to her. But it didn't work out and he came back to Japan
recently with 0 money. They've taken all his money and built a house.

>>633
so long.
i cant read

>>633
May he live happily ever after, LOL

>>634 >>632
I mean when the vietnamese girl was fucked by a foreigner,
the foreigner is caught by police. Before he depart to Vietnam,
he was saying to all the friends
that Japan is not an ideal country for him, the future
country shuold be Vietnam. But as he lived there for a few months,
he found nothing interesting there but a lot of restriction from
her parents. So he couldn't stand and came back.

but I think he is happy now living in Japan.
his family in Japan forgave his wrongdoing in the past.

Saturday is the day!
and if you proceed it!
there will be no dream for us!
cancel it or no more for us!

>>638
Monday, I could wait 'till Tuesday, if I make up my mind,
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind, friday'd give me time,
Saturday could wait, But Sunday'd be too late.....♪

Typhoon 5th is attacking Japan now!
now is in Kyushu area.

>>640
First it was hammerhead sharks and rays (my girlfriends?? What? >>611?),
and now it's a category 5 typhoon. Is Kyushu always this unlucky? Next
it'll be a giant dinosaur with radioactive breath...

Okinawa is always the unlucky island when it comes to typhoon, but
this year, Kyushu has been heavily hit by two consecutive typhoons.
Typhoon #4 is said to be the strongest for a typhoon landed on Japan in July, and #5 could
also be the strongest for August.
The weathermen say that this could be at least partially due to the
global warming, becaue the higher the temperature of the sea-surface,
the stronger the typhoon gets.
But I'm no expert, so don't trust my post much.

Actually, typoon #4 also hit Okinawa and Honshu (main land).

>>642
So far, our hurricane season has been quiet, but it's usually at its worst
in the fall (September & October).

That Mississippi River bridge collapse happened way up in Minneappolis.
It was unbelievable; the bridge suddenly collapsed during rush hour.
At least 50 cars fell into the river or onto the banks. Horrible.
The repair work was minor stuff (repairing the surface, replacing guard
rails etc.)

>>623
I think that >>621 (>>619) was saying that Empress Michiko is not the
mother of Akishinonomiya (Kuroda Sayako). Meaning that there is
another woman.

Typhoons usually come close to Japan archipelago from the end of
summer to autumn, but this year, this is the second time a typhoon
hit Japan. Very unusual. Maybe this is one of the effect of global
warming. Something is wrong with climate and weather.

My penis doesn't erect these days but I know that's not because of
global warming. It's just my age.

When typhoon season comes, idiot surfers always try to
take advantage of typhoon and get in a rough sea.
They most likely end up in being rescued by life guards or the police.

what if let them what they like and leave them alone? considerate manner.

Don't be fooled, guys. This whole "typhoon" thing is just another
government propaganda to make us feel under seige. The election
results on Sunday made them really mad and panicked. They'll do
absolutely anything to destract us from our pension schemes and
make us feel vulnerable. It's just like how the new Prime Minister
of Britain staged that mock terror act in London and at Glasgow Airport.
And when he realised that, that wasn't enough, he flooded the towns
of Oxfordshire when the leader of the opposition was planning his
trip to Africa. His numbers have sky rocketed, since. It's all staged
guys, it's all staged. Koizumi privatized the post service, but in a
secret agreement with the corrupt dinosaur politicians, he had to
nationalize the natural disaster sector. In Japan, earthquakes and
typhoons are now under 100% government control. That huge earthquake
in Niigata, just before the election? No coincidence, man, no
coincidence at all.
We must not be fooled by the rich and powerful anymore.
reference: "State of Fear" Michael Crichton HarperCollins 2004

Come on everybody

【ALIENS】 Let's talk Japan's railways 【ONLY】
http://hobby9.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/ice/1179400170/l50

>>646
How many times do I have to tell you? Fake Viagras are fake Viagras.
I assume you're taking them just because they're a little bit cheaper
than the real ones. But, a real man, a muscular and virile man like
myself, would never ever allow himself to be unfaithful to the real
shining-blue Viagra. You should be ashamed of yourself. And no more
age excuses anymore, too.
And, you know what typhoon night means! Yes, blackouts! Yes, naughty wives!
GOOD LUCK.

fake viagras are mostly from north korea.

and stimulants are also.

>>648
Are you スコットランド人？　You turned anonymous名無しさん？

>>652
No, I'm not a drunk. How dare you.

>>650
you must be old. because nowadays...typhoon doesn't mean
"blackouts". We can still do internet when the storm is getting
horrible.

>>654
No, Viagras are for young men too.

>>655
so you are impotent?

>>656
How can I possibly be impotent?
I said I'm taking Viagras. I'm a strong man.

oh yesss....I am only looking forward to having
the dazzling day with you! when will it be?
until you stick your hard one into my wet
pussy and make me cum I will be sleeping all day...

>>657
oh after you took viagras, you became strong...
good luck

physical things is almost everything
take more time for me to do the foreplay plzzz
so that you will be able to eat much sweeter strawberry cheese cake
later. don't spoil your cake plzzz

ここにschool girlが来なくなって寂しい

Viagra is a forbidden and illegal substance in the PRC. Us cats do not need viagra
at all; we prefer using catnip. It makes us frisky and happy, unlike viagra, so we
can dance for hours and hours without becoming tired. However, you must make sure
that nobody slips some catnip into your waterbowl or Nyanko-meshi, or else you might
become disputive to the peace.

スコットランドScotland is associated with being drunk? I didn't know that.

Your british spelling like 'realise' and hostile feeling toward the
the government authority and word "glasgow" made me think so.

I want to know where you are from. At least,You are British,right?

>>663 is for >>653

>>648 You seeme to be aum spreme truth オウム真理教 too. LOL

In fact, there is a rumour that the earthquake and tsunami of south
east asia couple of years ago was actually caused by the US.
It's true that the US invented earthquake machine during world war2 and
succeeded in causing earthquike.

That was an experimental trial and they never used in war.
You can see it in the official documents of Australia

He sounds like a serious paranoid who probably thinks he's from Mars or something.

Oh,strawberry cheese cake is ぶっかけbukkake!
This thread is really really useful and pratical. thank you.

>>663
Yes, you're right. I'm actually the Hugh Grant of Yokohama City.
I never even realized that "realise" was a British spelling.
Thanks for Americanisi, oops, Americanizing me.

How do you like hookers in Yokohama?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Strawberry+Cheesecake

Must Punching be followed to do strawberry cheese cake?
It's relly 男子の本懐man's true worth 男冥利に尽きる,isn't it?

>>670
Not much African hookers down here, unfortunately.
Don't tell Beth though.

>>669
So you are always grinning flirtatiously,aren't you?
good looking. but shallow.

You must look like tamaki hiroshi. he is the same type.

hookers in yokohama?

yokohama mary??? Do you know the legendary micky yasukawa?
He is the boss of yokohama.
If you don't know his name, you are fake.not hamakko!!!

>>673
No, not that Hugh Grant. The Hugh Grant I am, is the Four Weddings,
Notting Hill, and the Love Actually Hugh Grant. The nice and always
hesitating Hugh Grant. But I would have to concede that I too am a
bit of a commitment-phobe like he is.

http://images.google.co.jp/images?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLG_ja___JP225&q=Hugh%20Grant&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
I mean this guy.

I know he has a good academic record. nonetheless he looks superficial.

>>674
I do know about Yokohama Mary and her terrifying make-up.
But sorry, I'm not a Disney fan.

By the way, I'm Michael Caine in tamachiku.

I have to admit your english skill is far better than me.

But as for the the looking and manner, I'm real english gentleman of
japan.

>>677
Good pun. You can't talk like that before don mickey yasukawa.

commitment-phobe,strawberry cheesecake... Where did you get to know
these slangs?
Are you really japanese? Have you live abroad?
serious question.

>>680
Uhm, I'm the commitment-phobe guy. The gentleman refering to the
strawberry stuff is a different bloke. I'm Japanese, but I have lived
in the States when I was a kid. I'm actually not that rich in vocabulary.
I'm even writing this with the help of my e-dictionary. The word
commitment-phobe comes along with Hugh Grant very frequently. In interviews,
film reviews, gossip news, and so on. If you google the two words,
"commitment-phobe" and "Hugh Grant" together, you'll know exactly what I mean.

The US of east coast? I suppose English in New Englnad
is simillar to british english(strange way of putting,
forgive me)
Looking up the word bloke up in the internet dicionary,
it says bloke is 英話(british).

What program can I use to have text boards like this auto-refresh? I know there is a program called "Jane Doe Style", but it doesn't work on the english version of windows.
It would be nice to not hit the refresh button all the time...

Michael Caine would have been a good James Bond.

Has he ever been selected as a candidate for James Bond?

Sean Connery looks like Khomeini,iranian ayatollah. I don't
know why he is admired so enthusiastically in the UK
as well as in the US. If Sean Connery is the sexiest man of
the world, Khomeini have to be loved by british and americans
as far as apperance is concerned.

http://www.aref-adib.com/archives/connery_khomeini.jpg
I can't tell which is which. LOL

Michael Caine played Austin Powers' dad, the super-spy Nigel Powers.
That obviously beats being Bond, James Bond, doesn't it.

Must admit that I think Hugh Grant is overrated too, but we haven't really
heard much about him since the... incident. In fact, it's quite rare that I
actually enjoy British movies, especially newer ones.

Was also going to say I do enjoy cake, especially cheesecake, and that strawberry
cheesecake was delicious. Had no idea it was slang, so that sounds terrible now,
thanks to >>671.

>>684
Sean Connery's looks are mostly associated with the James Bond movies, rather than
how he looked in roles from Highlander and onwards. This is how a lot of people
remember Sean Connery the most (that sounds a bit like he's already dead... oops):
ttp://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Sean_Connery.jpg

ahhhhh strawberry cheese cake....yummmyyy......

>>652
Beware!
There is always an ambushing Australian on this thread and he can shoot you
or drag you into a crocodile farm when you least expect it, LOL

>>687
Have you seen 'Alfie' by Jude Law?
I thought that was very good, but I didn't see the original one by Michael Caine and
Shelly Winters, and usually the original is better than the re-make, so maybe that is also the
case for this one, too.....I don't know.
Have you seen either of them?

I was awake all night...
ahhh...I want to sleep so much but I can't...
how pitiful!
today I'm gonna sing a lullaby for myself to let
myself sleep...do you think I can?

Sperm(cream) and strawberry(blood from the nose)
Hmmm. That explains a lot!

yesss one thing I want try is to lay down
and applie all the strawberry cheese cake
all over my naked body and you'd lick it with
your long sexy tongue
I would cum very fast if you'd lick
my special part throughly....

>>690
Alfie's something I was curious about seeing, but haven't actually seen it
yet. As for the original, I had no idea this one was actually a remake! So
I guess that sort of answers your question... you'd recommend the latest one
though?

Why do british gals love to put devil's horn on their head,
tring to make them look cute and sexy on occasion like
concerts or pornographies. yes, it matches with them very well
and make them look cute though. I don't reccomend japanese
gals to do it. cos It won't work on them.

Japanese gals love to wave penlight or utiwa(fan) in idol concerts.
LOL

>>694
Yeah, I'd recommend that movie.
I think the plot is well thought out, Jude is perfectly fit into that role
and most of all, the unexpected twist towards the end is very intriguing.
Oh, the last conversaiton Jude has with Susan Sarandon is also
totally unexpected and good!!

>>696
what is the story about?

>>628
No, actually I'm from Texas. Dallas, to be exact.

I don't why Mississippi's name is so long. Sorry.

Are you scuffling with negros in Dallas?

rather spics than niggers.

>>698
Oh, Dallas, Texas.
Is Ross Perot still alive and kicking?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Perot

>>697
It's about a womanizer played by Jude Law who goes out with different
girls evey day, gets layed and enjoys his life.
But small but unexpected things have started happening to him, and one day,
a big moment comes, which must have been the last thing he's wanted to face, and..........
Well, those twists are the charms of this movie, so I don't want to
ruin it by telling everything here.

Hi everybody

>>695
I have no idea why either, but am familiar with them doing it. At least
in my youth, teenage girls here had a fixation with phrases such as "horny
devil" and so on, so one of them probably came from the other. Many girls
here are quite promiscuous. I'd say the penlight thing is a lot cuter,
personally!

>>696
I'll definitely check it out then, even if it means downloading it. Thanks
for the recommendation!

>>704
You are not in Japan right now, are you?
It must be very late in England, lol

>>702
thanks for the description!
oh that big moment part is...I have to find out
seeing the movie! I'm gonna watch it then!

>>703
Hi, アキ!
What's up?
We are trying to survive the humidity in Japan.
Is the part you live in Spain also hot and humid?
Or is it only hot?

>>707

Hey!

Yeah, I live in a city surrounded by the sea, so our climate has a high humidity, too.
And it's really annoying - no matter if there is cool or heat, humidity makes both of them unbearable.

Anyways, today we've got a beautiful sunny day, perfect for a beach day

i thought that there's no humid...

I thought so too. there is no heat no humid. just cooling lol

>>708
yeah, if you dip yourself into the water, it doesn't matter if the
air is humid or not, lol

>>662
It figures that PRC forbids Viagra, considering the massive mating season
that comes every year for cats!
As a chairman, do you know why cats become so loud during that season
but dogs don't?

Hello everybody!
It has been so hot and humid here;
my brain has melted.
We don't have central air conditioning...

>>713
Oh, is that right?
I thought most American houses have centralized air conditioning systems.
Is there any reason why you don't have one?

>>714
That's true for the South.
Not everyone has it up North, because we have less hot & humid
weather. It is more common in new houses.
It is expensive to install in an older house. So we decided against
it.
Is it common in Japan?

My slave is on her quarterly vacation now, somewhere out in the
Caribbean Islands, so I had to do the dirty stuff all by myself today.
I cooked ramen noodles with beansprouts and wakame, and it was
absolutely disgusting. I'm telling you, Noble People should be
prohibited from cooking. Then I drank Nescafe Extra coffee, the one
explicitly for slave owners, you know. Hot coffee, of course, because
I didn't know where the ice cubes were shelved. And that made me sweat
like the Niagara Fall(Japanese expression). Very unpleasant. The next
disasters were the laundry and the dishes, but I had no choice but to
give it all up, half way through the things. The house is now in a huge
bubbly mess, but at least it smells clean, an that makes me happy anyway.
But when my slave comes back next next Monday, I promise you that I'll
whip the shit out of her filthy ass, for causing this chaotic situation,
and give her a substantial raise.

>>716
Please say 'hi' to your wife named 'slave.'
LOL

>>716
Next time, you should go with her.

>>716
We cannot treat our womenfolk like that in the PRC. They are valued in our
society for their ability to raise kittens into productive members of society
and to hunt alongside our men for small birds and rats. If not for females of
the PRC, our Nyanko-meshi would taste disgusting (if we had it at all - us males
are very lazy, after all).

Also they become very violent towards us males in mating season, so sometimes
we live in fear.

>>715
I think in Japan centralized air conditioning is more common especially
in new and expensive apartments.
Regular apartments and hoses usually have an air conditioner per room,
so when extremely hot or cold weather is forecast, they start to sell very well.

X hoses
O houses
sorry.

>>719
But I think you should feel lucky to be born as a cat,
because if I remember correctly, female mentis and sea-horse eat
male, LOL

>>717
Nonononono. This is supposed to be an honourable lady, a Madame, speaking.
>>718
Yeah, but she's my slave, not my handsome butler.
>>719
You should be proud of you're civilized Republic, Mr Chairman.
But, ohhhh, violent lady-cats in maiting season. Sounds very naughty.

Don't bug me.
I'm watching 'Aku-yu special' on NHK now.

>>719
I have noticed that female cats get angry more easily than the
males do. Our cat, Princess, does not put up with any nonsense,
just as a princess should.
Maybe she's unhappy with the lack of nyanko-meshi here.
(Anyways, what is nyanko-meshi?)

Your slave is now having romance with caribbean tribesmen!

And you are always stumbling upon Caribbean.com when you search
naugty words on google.

To be exact, caribbeancom. caribbean.com is the official site
of primitive tribesmen.

one girl told me like this.

"aishite kurete arigatou" (Thanks for loving me).
also she said "otouto no youna ookina aijou ni natte, seiri dekitara
mata anatano jinsei wo mimamotte ikitai". (when I would be able to see you as my younger bro or
a child, and be able to organize myself, I would very much like to
come back to you and watch over your life). this message tells me
that she still loves me very much that's why she needs to take a distance
from me. do you think so?

Generaly, if someone brings up a brother or a sister metaphor,
you're probably finished. She should've said NO straight to your
face, rather than fool around with ambiguous statements like these.
Don't be fooled. Go on to your next love.

>>728
I totally agree with >>729.
This is her round-about way of rejecting you.
She might deal with you in a philanthropic way, but you will never
become her one-and-only no matter how long you wait.
"aishite kurete arigatou" (Thanks for loving me), sounds like "thank you, but
no thank you."

>>728 >>729
I think the message implies that she is older than the poster.
so she feels guilty and to continue the relationship would mean
to ruin his life, so that she wants to withdraw, or maybe she doesn't
want to but when there is no future, it only ruins both parties.

She brings up brother's issue just to improve her emotion to the
upper stage. Because she doesn't want to terminate the relationship
completely, she thought being his older sis is the best solution.
That's what I think.

>>728
"otoutono youna ookina aijou ni natte" means
when my emotion would go upgraded and able to see you as my bro...
That's why I think she loves you as a lover
but prohibit. but just take it easy. take her as
your sefure(sex friend). one day when you would meet her again and still you
have a feeling, try to sex with her. situation may change.

>>732
Having sex with siblings is incest!!!!!!

how many people that understand eachother
very deep can you meet in your 80 yrs length of life?
if she would be one of those few people, she should be precious.
you should be precious for her too. it's lucky you
met eachother. appreciate this relationship and don't abandon
it. but if you need to take a distance from her, it's better
you take a distance and go on the next love. she'll be
one of your precious people in your life even she wouldn't be
your wife.

Do you guys know Rascal Flatts' "bless the broken road?"
It was nominated to 2006's Grammy and I love the song. It's so sweet.
Now I almost memorised its rylics and I think I can sing to its karoke.

Original:ttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b6zrE2149v8&mode=related&search=

coverd by an amteur:ttp://youtube.com/watch?v=ZrYvKkPW8zQ

In my opinion, This amateur sings better than Rascal Flatts.
What do you think?

×karoke
○karaoke

>>734

Thanks a lot for your opinion.

>>732
it must be a good idea. i was too phychological until now
so I need to be more physical towards her...well if I'd ever have
a chance to meet her again...

>>731

> when there is no future, it only ruins both parties.

I don't agree with this part. coz how many percent of people in this
world are staying together with the one who is supposed to get married
later at this moment? Most of the times. the relationship lasts few months to few years.
so even whatever the negative conditions we have, we can still be lovers.
the reason why we ruin eachother is soemthing else. I like to hurt her and
she likes to hurt me too. we should grow, and not to hurt eachother.

>>730
"aishitekurete arigatou" means just thank you. I don't take the words
negative way, sorry.

>>729
brother metapher...hmmm....I've never thought about that... thanks

>>

Whatever happens,I will always love you!

>>738
Why don't you hang on to your joystick?

And I,,,,yI will always love you, huuuuuuu I will always love you....♪

Imakara hanabi taikai mini itte kuru.
sugoi tanoshimi desu.
njya itte kimasu!

>>737
I think she sees you as too immature for her, and that's why she used the
word "otouto".
During the time that you are apart, you become will become more grown
up. And when you meet again, she might see you in a different way.

But don't reject the possibility of a new love. It's better if the
person you love loves you for the way you are, and isn't asking you
to change.

If you make moves on her (like >>732 suggests) be careful. If she
doesn't want that, it could be really awkward and ruin any future
relationship between you. Go slowly.

What does it feel like to hold a girl in your arms?

actually i like being kissing more than making love.

I'm still pure virgin it my 30's. please stop a nasty,dirty talk.

>>743 You've never done? You are one of my kind.

fuck! son of a bitch!!
I'm hot shot fucker!
My dick has 1000 Congerorm.
It fights every day so that it may commit genocide of my.
Do you envy it?
I like man.
You must make friends with me, too.
OH!yeah! fuck me!!

sorry, I am a man. LOL Can i fuck you?

>I like man
Whoops. Sorry. Closing my eyes, it won't matter whether you,sucking
my dick are man or female! Am I a genius? Am I Ablert Einstein?

I do not permit you…
I do not stop shaking the waist until you eat my dick!!

>>746
Lawl.

I've gotta start coming here more often.

I haven't seen you for a while. I am glad to see you.

>>751
Hi again. I actually still lurk and on rare occasions
post on 2ch.

Just not so much on the English board.

On another note, when did 4chan start hanging out here? :/

>>752
just now. lol

>>751
Uho! You good man!
Will you make love to me?
My name is Tacacaz Abe.

Sorry,I don't know about the 4ch thing. 4ch is a board of fag?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan#Hal_Turner
4ch and white supremacist Hal Turner. These two words are not related
each other to me... Many Jpanaese don't know about Hal and this incident too.
What happened?

Uho! LOL I'm not sure スコットランド人 understand "Uho". ｗｗｗｗ

アッーーーーー！　

>>755
4-ch and 4chan are different things completely.

4-ch is a really slow-moving English version of 2ch.

4chan on the other hand is a refuge for paedophiles
and weeaboo.

Although, the Hal Turner incident was lulzy.

You can read about it in more detail on ED.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Hal_Turner

>>756
Is it a Hard Gay reference? :P

>>756
Actually, maybe not.

Google says Takakazu Abe is a gay manga character. lol

>>757
You happened to know about him from this incident?
He is one of your kind, Irish celtic American. Love him.

Still I don't why Christian Identity people hate jews. Becacase
Jesus was a jew..LOL

http://uraden.hp.infoseek.co.jp/kusomiso.html
>>758
learn. You probably knew it though. You'll be a good homo here
in japan because there is a myth about white boys!!!here in japan.

>>761
lol

I hadn't seen that before.

Is it like a meme or something now?

ウホッ! いい男･･･ｗｗｗ

>>761
Also, what myth?

Just a adoration for white boys.

Do you know Johnny 's ジャニーズ agency? Johnny Kitagawa is a
japanese american and he is a real fag!!!
He features relatively european looking boys and have made a great success.
some of them are partially white,like akiyama jun.

Japanese johnny's boys look completely japanese to you europeans though. LOL

Yes the most of Johnny's fans are girls or women. hahaha.

Japanese homosexuals have as many tastes of boys as you have.
Some of them like Johnny's type ジャニーズ系(ジャニーズ系 is
well known word),Adonis type.
Some of them like ガチムチ系 like judo fighter inoue kosei.
some of them　even go so far as to love ポッチャリ系　plump type like great gidayou(
グレート　義太夫）

>>764
I looked around and yeah, they do look completely
Japanese to me. :P

So, only gay guys like 白人？ Why not girls? ._.

lol

グレート義太夫 looks like your God osii mamoru.

Johnny loves only immature boys. you'd better hurry up and come
to japan right now because
your age is alomost crossing the line of johhny.

>>746
>>747
やらないか？

>>752
It all started when some Goons on Something Awful discovered 2chan and 2ch. Then, moot, some fag on ADTRW, decided that he wanted to run a board like 2chan because he was a huge weeaboo.

tl;dr: 4chan's always been here, lol!

>>768
D'oh! I forgot to put my name in the field. I failed it.

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/46/0000012446/37/imgc21fb34as7iv3g.jpeg
How about them? peron on the right is half german american.
He can't speak English at all! They are from Burning Production,
which is another giant talent agency.
They are threatening Johnny's status and Johnny let him do because
they are so powerful each other.

http://www.geocities.com/jrwgp/akki_new.JPG
BTW he is french quarter. He has not made a big succcess in johhny's
agency though.

nonono as you can see. a person on the left is half german
american...

>they are so powerful each other.
'they' mean Johhny's agency and Burning agency.
It was always the case that people who quit Johhny's agency
went to Burning agency for help.
Burnig agency is so powerful that even johhny can't execute power.
People who don't get protection from big agencies would disapper
from showbiz.

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/80/0000067980/59/img7f4dbbd4molxm7.jpeg
He was one of ex-jonny's agency,ex-sweetheart of johnny..
from japanese standard, He has well sculpted face and big eyes of double fold eyelids.

>>770
I think I recognise those first two guys.

Wentz or something like that? :/

I can see that they're mixed race.

>>774 Really? koike teppei is a pure japanese.
I don't think he is particulally apart from janapese standard
like himhttp://www.fujitv.co.jp/js/photo/040404-digest-08.jpg.

the link is dead..http://d.hatena.ne.jp/images/keyword/61602.jpg
how about this.

>>755
I meant the first two guys.

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/46/0000012446/37/imgc21fb34as7iv3g.jpeg
Wentz and koike.
http://www.geocities.com/jrwgp/akki_new.JPG
akiyama jun.
Do you mean wents and akiyama? akiyama is a french quarter.

Jpanaese fachion magazines are worse. more than half models are partially caucasian...
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ViVi

>>777
Yeah, I meant these guys: http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/46/0000012446/37/imgc21fb34as7iv3g.jpeg

It's sort of strange that there are so many partially caucasian
models...

I thought you thought of us as being fat with big noses. :P

>>778
Oh koike is pure japanese. He has relatively big eyes with
two fold eyelids for japanese though.

By the way,
We don't like　this nakamura syunsuke
http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/topculture/cabinet/2007_cal2/273.jpg
We like this nakamura syunsuke
http://www.jcp.or.jp/akahata/html/menu6/index_8.jpg
I have seen joke comparision picture between korean soccer squad
and japanese soccmer squad to show how ugly koreans are.
but real nakamura 中村俊輔face was replaced by actor nakamura syunsuke face中村俊介.
hahaha

>>779
you cannot refer to REAL. both 中村俊輔 and 中村俊介 are real.

http://soccerunderground.com/blog/archives/000408.html
I've found it.

My english is wrong? I mean syunsuke nakamura is
real本物 in terms of soccer.
http://sug.s74.xrea.com/blog/archives/nitteimf.jpg
this shunsuke nakamura is a fake.

sorry I did want to say
syunsuke nakamura 中村俊輔 is real 本物のsyunsuke
nakamura　in terms of soccer.
I know differnce between real and true is hard to understand for japanese.
if any mistake,please advise me.

*Waves*

>>784
Ether!!!!!!!
Have you been dead?
We've been waiting for you to pop up!!
Welcome back!
*Big Waves*

>>769
The handle name '変な外人' really suits you very well!
btw, are you 3rd generation Japanese, or something?
How come you know those Japanese?

x 変な外人
O 変な米人
sorry

>>785
Heya. :)
Not dead yet. Just been really busy lately. I'll try to check in
more often, though. Thanks.

HI Ether! miss you!
wb!

中村俊輔is far better than 中村俊介.
it's like a diamond and a crystal. the actor one
has a cute face but that's all.

>>786
Actually, I don't have a bit of Japanese in me. I just happen to have a little knowledge about Japan (gleaned from the Internets and other sources) and the Japanese language (5 years of self-study). Other than that, I'm just your average white guy.

Oh, did I mention that it helps to be a bit of a geek? :D

I think 中村俊介, and also a lot of other so-called 'good-looking' young actors,
put on airs but their internal emptiness obviously shows, LOL

>>791
>I'm just your average white guy.
You're not MY guy, LOL!!
but anywayz, are you geeky about japanese anime?

except some actors like Nino and Oguri Shun.
some have brain and great sensitivity while
most of the so called good-looking actor/actress
are dumb^^;

>>793
Oh, I definitely watch anime. I wouldn't necessarily brand myself an アニヲタ, but I'm definitely a nerd who just happens to like anime. I'm also into SF and other stuff like that.

>>789
Thanks. It's good to be back. :)

>>795
アニヲタ, lol~~

I met one Shanghainese girl on net.
I added her on msn. She's cute and interesting.
I wanna talk to her again. Her English was really good.
is it normal for all the ordinary Chinese speak English well nowadays?

There is a way to look inside your brain in your previous life.
As an example, I used the name スコットランド人 and got the following
information:
http://maker.usoko.jp/nounai_zense/?a=Maker&oo=%A5%B9%A5%B3%A5%C3%A5%C8%A5%E9%A5%F3%A5%C9%BF%CD

Here, 飯 means meal/food/rice and 戦 means war, LOL

If you like, enter your name in the box at the top and click.
This also works for alphabetical names.
FYI, if you get 銭, that means money, 貧 means poor, 淫 means sensual, 島 means island, etc. etc.
This also works for alphabetical names.

>>799
Hmm... I tried my real name and got 銭 to the left, quite a lot of 遊
in the middle, and 淫 to the right. I guess these generator things can
be okay for killing a bit of time once in a while.

lol
I got 淫 the most and 銭 飯　戦 about the same numbers. lol
I agree with Igirisu-jin san! it's okay for killing a bit of time! lol

How did you come here?

This is what you get if you enter フランス人 (the French), LOL~~
http://maker.usoko.jp/nounai_zense/?a=Maker&oo=%A5%D5%A5%E9%A5%F3%A5%B9%BF%CD

btw, 淫 means sensual.

（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Age Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Age, so I would like to Age it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Age Threads".

>>799
Haha, that sounds about right for スコットランド人.

I used my real name and got 遊.

>>804
you'd like to Age it....how would you do that I wonder...

>>804, >>806
In the PRC, we are unable to age threads, as our paws do not fit on normal
keyboards. In fact, we don't even use the same language as humans or the
same system of writing. Human speech is much too limiting for our advanced
methods of speaking.

In fact, we do not really want to age threads, as that makes the balls of wool
break apart quicker. If this happens, we become angry. If this makes the female
cats angry, it is even worse for us males. This is why we do not age threads.

>>807
Worked for cats as well, here you are:
http://maker.usoko.jp/nounai_zense/?a=Maker&oo=chairman+meow

Just so you know, 遊 in a human language means 'to play.'

>>808
I suppose humans are a little smarter than I had thought. The only thing
that really matters to us cats while we are awake is playing. We even play
with our food before it is dead.

>>809
Mr. Chairman Meow, when you were a kitten, did you help your mom winding yarn
into a ball of wool by spreading your front legs to hold a skein of yarn until
the legs get really tired?
And did you stwitch to your behind legs when the front ones become too tired?
(FYI, legs are never used for that purpose by humans, as you could probably imagine).

>>805
Congrats!
I think lots of 遊 is better than lots of 淫, LOL!!

just now I deleted my shanghai girl from msn.
she's such a disturbing girl. sayonara~ I found

I try to find more friends from deai kei lol

so that I can find a new girl who would sleep with me
immediately. is that so?

this thread is my last place to relax and have fun...so pls
don't distrub me anymore plz thanks

>>814
I think you'll have to pay money if you want
it immediately...

>>816
lol
not a prostitute
but just a ordinary house wives or students...
ater some chattings and we get along well,
we can meet somewhere, and after some consent we go to love hotel
that's what i've heard from my friend

personally I like American born Japanese in LA.
I have one beautiful girl over there...but since
she's so far away, I'll get another one nearby my
house. I'll report you when I find a good chick
from deai kei!

deai kei loooooool

yeah but there are so many. I don't know which one
I should go and find a beautiful chick!!! lol

>>820
*OMG*
You get to select them?
You must be a really good-looking guy, LOL

>>821
well...hehe
I guess I am...and I make girls laugh a lot
so I don't worry abuot that...hehe
I was talking about which forum should I go
to be a member ....any suggestion?

is it a hight time to chat with a married woman now?
and then tomorrow I set up a date hehe
very quick business yay!

板違い承知です

すみませんが英語に直していただきたいです


あなたの住んでるアメリカと私の住んでる日本を交換できたらいいのにね！

あまり喋れないけど好きだから英語使って暮らしたいし、スーパーマーケットとか見てるだけで楽しいし、修学旅行でアメリカ行ったのが１番アメリカに居たいと思ったきっかけかな！


お願いします！！

no...
I went to one deai kei and registered...
how boring...
there are only some message boards and if I find
somebody good, I should contact her in person.
seems no fun...maybe there would be some more fun
places around. I'll try to dig this area more...hehe

School girlがいればなあ

A friend of mine said to me ,he met a cute girl using deai- kei site.

One year have passed, they got married.

I was sooo suprised to hear the news.
Now, I predict he divorce his wife…

lol
yeah easy come easy go that's life!

>>826
why do you miss her?
she's a uni student now.
I saw her pic once. She was very pretty.
she got more adult atmosphere than what I thought she would be.

Really?

>>827
It could happen toyou !

>>830
Yes I saw her pix on the 顔面を評価するthread one day long time ago.
I was really lucky to encounter the opportunity.
she called herself "school girl" so I guess that was her...

>>812
I knew a few from around Shanghai and some from Taiwan, but ended up deleting
them too because sometimes the conversation became a little disturbing. Maybe
they just wanted to find a foreigner so they could escape from the government.

kekeke I FOUND a sexy married woman yeeeeaaaaHHH!!
spasibohhhh!!! life is fun! so tomorrow will be the day?!?!
khuuuuuyaaaaahhh!!! finally I will lose my virgin!
just kidding. I'm not a virgin! hehehe

>>810
When I was a kitten, my mother told me stories about winding yarn. This was
during the time before the PRC was the PRC, when it was an Imperialist country.
The richer, 'noble' kittens could play with yarn all they wanted, while us street
kittens had to make do with filthy birds. I'll draw a picture to show how my mother
told me yarn was wound up:
ttp://img367.imageshack.us/img367/4854/rollcatzi8.jpg

These days, however, all cats have given as much opportunity as possible (according
to the doctrine I, esteemed leader of the PRC, wrote up many years ago after driving
away Nya~n Kai-shek) and so yarn is mass produced in factories. This gives more cats
the means to work to look after their litters, and to allow more cats to play safer
and more fun games.

>>834
congrats! report your experience tomorrow!

read mein kampf!!

read mein kampf and kusomisotequnique!!!

>>838
Yeah, it's a little known fact that Kusomiso Technique
was in fact a sequel to Mein Kampf.

You just have to read between the lines.

^ that is why I should not post while under the influence.

in fact a sequel to Mein Kampf. LOL I didn't know that !!!

Only sevral pages is a sequel of the master piece,mein kampf??? give me a break!!!

Hitler was a genius! yamakawa is probably GOD!!!!
He expressed what HItler wanted to express in only 2-3three pages !!!

I am lazy. I do want to read mein kampf. But my laziness and intelligence
keep me away from the masterpiece of more than sevral hundreds pages!!

thanks for the information! I'll read kusomiso.
http://uraden.hp.infoseek.co.jp/kusomiso.html
But I have to dedicate my respects to Hitler.
I'll read kusomiso over and over again!!!! I'll take one or two
hours for one page of kusomiso.

Do you know oshii mamoru? You should watch his prodution over and over
again. next time you'll know what you didn't know in the first time.

mein kampf and kusomiso are the same kind.

In japan there is a proberb クソとミソとを一緒にするな.
direct translation is don't mix up shit and miso.
English version is don't mix up the good and the bad.
I got trolled by scotish aryan...
He did want to say miso is meinkampf and kuso is kusomisotechnique.

hahaha.You are one of genius.

Don't be discouraged. I assume Hitler didn't mention one word about Scotland.
His interest was centered on England and anglo saxon..
Hitler would now recognize you. cheer up!

I

The Nazis captured >>843 before he could finish!

Why non-productive race can be nazi LOL?
I just admire hitler and yamakawa!

you should read jojo's bizarre adventure.

>>843
Was that what I meant? lol

Apparently, beer just makes me smarter.

My hero is Joseph Stalin.
He is the ultimate nihilist.
He believes in nothing.
COOL.

>>846
Are you drunk? Is it true that scotland is a
place of a bunch of drunkards?

Joseph? goeb...?
sorry... Joseph Stalin..
Masumi Okada was the reincarnation of him.
Oshii Mamoru was the reincarnation of Kurt Cobain.
He looks exceedingly older and mature though.

wahahaha
I did the mistake again! I feel very ashamed.

I mean Oshio Manabu, not Oshii Mamoru.

And also I should have used the present tense.
Because legendary Oshio is not dead.hahaha

You native speakers should check his videos! His English
is as good as natives! his music is too!!! You'll know
his name sooner or later.

http://jp.youtube.com/results?search_query=manabu+oshio&search=%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkddI6fIizc
I suspect he posted on youtube by himself! LOL

His singing skill is horrible. Anyone can see it.
But it has nothing to do with his English pronuciations.

How do you native spekars think about his English pronuciations?
He said he could speak as fluently as americans.

>>848
I'm not wasted or anything. Just had a few beers.

And to answer your question, we're closely related
to the Irish.

He allgedly said that Oasis was the B'z in the UK.
That is his insult to Oasis.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkddI6fIizc
But hearing his song,He seems to try to imitate oasis voice and melody.
raspy drawn voice...
Don't you think so?

Japan is not enough for Oshio. He wants to be acknowledged in america.

>>851
His English isn't perfect, but it's good enough.

Also, he's been listening to too much Linkin Park IMO. lol

Is Black beer also sold in scotland?

>>854
thanks. I want to hear american opinion as well.
He was broght up in the US.

>>855
Do you mean stout or German Schwarzbier?

I like Guinness... which is stout.

If that's what you mean.

In japanese, we say 黒ビール,whose direct translation in English
becomes black beer.

http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%82%A6%E3%83%88
I see.

I am not a lightweight drinker. But I don't drink at all.

Is it abnormal in british or another western contries?
Will people who don't drink be kept away?

>>859
Oh, I see. Well, yeah, we have stout here.

>>860
Lots of people don't drink here. o-o

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkddI6fIizc
I want to add another question.
Is his lyrics perceft as English?

Even if so, there is a possibity that Oshio asked native spekaers
for corrections.
Oshio said that English words would pop up from him
naturally rather than japanese and made english based lyrics...

>>860
I don't drink either. Most of the people I know do though.

Is Drinking a wine not included in drinking
(alcohol)? Do "I don't drink" mean "I don't drink a wine
regularly"?
I assume drinking a wine is a common practice in Europe.

>>864
Hmm... personally, I'd include wine in drinking. Two of my aunts often get
very drunk on wine. You're right though, drinking wine is quite a common
practice in Europe, though even more common in Mediterranean countries.

thank you.

nondrinkers are regarded as being unsociable and
boring men in japan. Sometimes they are made to drink to
keep harmony with others.
japanese is the most vunlnerable people to alcohol though.

Some japanese have gene that makes them unable to drink.
I heard white europeans don't have that gene.

>>866
When you say that it makes them unable to drink, do you mean that they have no tolerance? I can't speak for Europeans, but some caucasians have that problem, including me.  Also, people with diabetes aren't really able to drink alcohol.

>>866
I also know some white Europeans who have no tolerance, and they say
the darker the color of drink, the worse.
i.e., they may be able to take some white wine alright, but not red wine.

>they have no tolerance?
Yes,I do.
>>867-868
this information is new to me. valuable information.

>>835
LOLz~~

that's more like we, Japanese or asians don't have enzyme
to knock down the alcohol while caucasians rarely
have that enzyme. that's what I've heard.

>>870
are you school girl?

>>872
*@.@*
Me? Noooooope, lolz~~

opps mistake.

we don't have enzyme to knock down the alcohol while caucasions
all have them.　○

>>873
I guess you are just an impersonator. lolz~~

school girl must have thrown away miyavi craze
and now she is probably having fun with real boys.
I envy you all.

I first met school girl on this thread about a year ago.

How fast time flies! We are getting older and she is getting
dirty and she lost her chastity to miyavi.

you never know. she might stil be in a chaste love with miyavi.
that's only in your imagination, you never know the real.
you never know her
real thoughts. but anywayz she's probably being out going
than before, I hope. lolz~~

impersonator? miyavi is the impersonator of hide....

miyavi is the original! >.< *pissed*

she got more adult atmosphere than what I thought she would be.

this comment came home to me. who does she look like?

>>881
I don't know. she has big eyes and the refined features.
has a very cute smile but not very childish I thought.

>>882
this commens seems like a lie...hehe
don't say a lie! dude. you've never seen her before.
don't make up the story lolz~

I know what you did this summer!!!!

>>884
what do you know about her?

I can imagine and this is true!!!

>>876
I guess you will know how she looks exactly and her information
via your friend soon. coz she' gonna join the
otaku off kai soon.

okaku off kai of where?

Weeeeeee!!!! today is the day!
I'm gonna meet a beautiful woman and go to a love hotel after that!
but how to ask her? she looks chic and modest...not like a whore.
I can ask her "do you want to fuckwith me?" liket this?

>>889
IT'S A TRAP!

hehe
whatever...I'm gonna eat a cheese cake anyway!!!

What >>890 means is that a cheese cake has HIV unlike pure
school girl.

Under national socialist government you would be shot to
death immediately on the spot! I am the commander!

hehe whatever...I'd rather die as 腹上死(die in the saddle)
on a beautiful woman's belly..ahhhh....her white and moist
skin! her face is innocent and mature....ahhhh...you envy me..LOL

OH i got it. woman what you are talking about is
suzuki kyoka.

I bet her underwear is white with a lot of lace edging.
her smile is so relaxing and melt my heart...
ahhh I'm erecting again! I have to save it for her!!!

why do you know her form the picture?

picture might be a fake or the best shot.

It's a man, baby!

oh,i understand.

he is a fag. and she male is playing a role of woman.

I saw her pic more than 20. confirmed that
she's damn sexy!! even lower than
the pic, I don't mind. she's pretty anyway!
she got a damn good body too man! opps I don't have
time to chat with you guys, I take a shower and
run to the meeting place! she said she should go back home before 6pm.
so until then I'll be stayin with her! hehehe ahhhh....damn!! sexy woman!!!

>>900
make sure you'll give us a report if you come back safe, lol

>>900
she is not the picutre moman.

I love my computer
You make me feel all right
Every waking hour and every lonely night

I love my computer
For all you give to me
Predictable errors and no identity

It's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
All I need to do is click on you
And we'll be joined in the most soulless way
And we'll never ruin each other's day
'Cause when I'm through I just click
And you just go away

>>903
But no matter how much you love it,
you'll never be able to make love to it.
....Or maybe, you can?
Be careful not to get electrocuted, LOL!!!

>>904
Actually, these are part of the lyrics to a song by a band called Bad Religion. Have you heard of them? They have a few good songs.

Sadly, a lot of that song is relevant to my life (or lack thereof). ; ____ ;

>>905
I see.
I checked that song and some of their other songs on Youtube.
Very intriguing band!
They sound as a punk band, but I think their songs have
good melodies, too.
And the strong messages through their lyrics......
I wonder if they ever been compared with U2 for their social messages.

Anyway, can you understand what they are singing if you listen to their songs
a couple of times? (or even for the first time?)
Being a non-native english speaker, a lot of times it is very difficult to figure out
what they are saying with the loud background sound, but some of the youtube videos had subtitles,
so they helped me a lot.

>>906
Most of the time, factoring in things like background noise and such, I can make out most of the lyrics the first time. If it's just an mp3 or  something, then I can understand it perfectly.

Of course, it also depends on the band. Even though I'm a native speaker, I still can't understand Nirvana because Kurt Cobain liked to mumble rather than sing. However, usually, I can make out what most bands are saying.

>>907
Wow, I see.
My ears need much more training!!
I can understand The Carpenters with no problem, *sigh*

It's not just about ears but your brain.

>>909
Through the online test yesterday, I found a lot of 飯s and 淫s in my brain.
Help me!

Take the test after you jerk off then 淫 will disappear.
If you eat what you like to your heart's content, then 飯 will
get out of your head, too.

>>911
As a cat, I do not understand the concept of 淫. As for 飯, no amount
of food will ever make me stop wanting any. However, I must eat less
so the other cats are able to eat more. I hope to be a popular leader.

since when cats hafta take online tests??

btw my cat is pretty popular...he does share his food with strays he intives into the house.
yeah, showin' generocity is a key to become a leader...
who does he think buys all the cat food anyway!?
friggin' free rider..

>>912
Eating less will actually bring a win-win situation to you and your kingdom.
'cause considering your age, if you eat to your heart's content,
you'll definitely have metablic syndrome, and your belly will always
be touching the scorching-hot asphalt as you go on a stumping tour.

>>913
You should show more respect to your master! It's up to him whether he invites
his friends in. You should feel lucky that he counts you worthy enough, as a
human, to trust with the choice of cat food. Maybe he will appreciate you more
if you make him some Nyanko-meshi.

>>914
You're right, I have been gaining some weight over the years. Guiding
the glorious PRC is a little stressful, and that affects my metabolism.
Here is a poster from the Minsitry of Enlightenment, showing my compassion
towards the human servants. You can see I am quite heavy, and why it can be
hard for me to use human keyboards:
ttp://img385.imageshack.us/img385/3547/chairmanmeowif2.jpg