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Lets sit back and relax here!

Let's all have fun, you, NEET, foreigners, Otaku, perverts,
people who thinks the earth is flat, guys who insist Yukorin's
fart smells like a strawberry!!!!!!

Make yourself comfortable!!!!

What's cooking?

I am cooking a stew.

>>6
Beef stew?
Yum!

>>1000 (from previous topic)
We don't really do anything on Martin Luther King day...
I'm not black, but I think that black people might do something,
although I'm not sure.

I just remembered that today is the day to eat nanakusa-gayu, porridge
with seven different vegetables, because we've eaten too much since
the end of year through new year, this day has been setup for
giving rest to stomach.
But I've just realized that I'm running out of rice.....
Oh well, I might use rice-cake to substitue.....I wonder that will help.

>>5
Er, you mean you want to ask what they are cooking, right?
Of course you know what is cooking!

Now that you mention it, I'm getting hungry too.

>>8
Glad you find this thread and thanx for the reply ^-^
On the coming of age day, people who will become 20-years-old this year will get together
at a city hall, for example, of their hometown (some of them wearing
Kimono) to listen to rather boring preaching of a mayor and after that,
they go out and have fun.
I reckon you are from the states, is your coming of age also 20 yrs old across America,
or is it dependent upon each state?

>>995
I believe you're misreading >>954: the last paragaph says "I disagree
with that". I disagree with it as well. The Chicago Manual of Style
agrees with both me and >>954; see
http://www.chicagomanualofstyle.org/CMS_FAQ/Pronouns/Pronouns07.html

>>996
You don't love the number 994?

>>10
How would like to eat rice-cake best?
My favorite is to eat it with daikon oroshi, ground Japanese horse radish!

>>11
In the US, we legally become adults when we turn 18, not 20.
It's nationwide. There are some age limits that depend on the state, though.
For example, the age for driving, the age of consent for sex,
and the age when you can drink.

I live in California, and I think these are the correct ages:
18 for driving (it was recently changed from 16, I think)
18 for sexual consent
21 for drinking

>>12
Of course I understood >>954's conclusion properly, and I was only quoting the example
he/she used.
Again, the usage you two are in favor of is "informal" and "colloquial," thus only
suitable for daily conversation.
Obviously I have a different opinion from you guys, but it's OK.

>>14
Wow, do you still have driving classes in high school, or do you
have to go to a driving school as we do in Japan?

In Japan, prefectures are not as independent as your states, so nationwide,
people become able to smoke and drink at the age of 20, and if I remember
correctly, we can get married without parents consent at 18 and with parents
consent at 16 (this law might have changed, sorry).

>>14
It's amazing that you are only allowed to drink after 21!!!
I wonder how may people really abide by that, lol~~

>>13
I like it with ground soybean and sugar.

>>13
Well, I usually have zouni if I have some rice cakes in the fridge,
it's good and quite easy to cook.

But yours also sounds good and worth a try.

>>16
I'm not sure if there still are driving classes in high school.
You still have to do driver's training even if you do take a class, by the way.
Anyway, the change is very recent, and only applies to people born
after 1990.

>>17
Many people don't abide by it, and I'm sure that even people who
do usually have _some_ alcohol before they're 21, even if they
don't drink regularly.

>>20
Thanx very much ^-^v

You're welcome.

By the way, I would like to add that technically you can drink
alcohol at any age if it's given to you, because in California (and some other states)
it is only illegal to buy or possess alcohol if you are under 21.
So it's not illegal to drink alcohol given by someone who is 21 or older.
Is it like that in Japan?

>>22
REALLY ~~~@.@~~~!!!!!
NO, not at all like that in Japan!!!!!
In Japan, even if parents are drinking alcohol at home, it is illegal for the familiy members
under 20 to drink it, though in reality,
some underaged people do drink a small amount of alcohol at home at new year or for other ceremonial occasions.
So you mean in Calif., even if you were a junior high student, you could invite friens to your home, grab beer from
fridge and have a beer party?
Very surprising but interesting!

23
>>22
Sorry, I missed the "if it's given to you" part.
So you need to have someone over 21 who dare to give junior high kids
beer so that they can have a beer party, I see.

Well, I looked it up, and I found this...
I believe it means that it is legal for a parent or legal guardian
to provide their child and people with their child with alcohol as
long as they don't get in a car crash from it...

25658.2. (a) A parent or legal guardian who knowingly permits his
or her child, or a person in the company of the child, or both, who
are under the age of 18 years, to consume an alcoholic beverage or
use a controlled substance at the home of the parent or legal
guardian is guilty of misdemeanor if all of the following occur:
(1) As the result of the consumption of an alcoholic beverage or
use of a controlled substance at the home of the parent or legal
guardian, the child or other underage person has a blood-alcohol
concentration of 0.05 percent or greater, as measured by a chemical
test, or is under the influence of a controlled substance.
(2) The parent knowingly permits that child or other underage
person, after leaving the parent's or legal guardian's home, to drive
a vehicle.
(3) That child or underage person is found to have caused a
traffic collision while driving the vehicle.
(b) A person who violates subdivision (a) shall be punished by
imprisonment in a county jail for a term not to exceed one year, by a
fine not exceeding one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by both
imprisonment and fine.

>>25
Gee, thanx very much for looking it up.
I also searched japanese law and found that it is illegal to drink alcohol if you are
under 20, and parents, guardians or supervisors who provided the minors with alcohol
or who didn't stop them from drinking will be fined up to 500, 000 yen.
But strangely enough, since the law doesn't have any clause for punishiment for
the minors who drank or (tried to) purchase alcohol, they will not be punished.

I get the inpression though that in the states, purchasing alcohol is more difficult than
that in Japan, because here, we usually don't need to show our IDs to prove you are
over 20, but in the states, that is practiced more severely, I think.

I belive the word of angel exist for only Emma watson.

Omaera sugeena!

>>27
oh, you found us!

>>28
How do you like to eat mochi?
I like Isobe.

He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

You all are Japanese?

I am French

>32
For me, yes, and I suppose most of the people here are.

35 get!!

>>12
How on earth do people love the odd number!
You must be pulling my leg.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=30957&in_page_id=2
what a great guy!

I want you to talk about idols in Japan.

I want to be a teacher.So could you give me some advice?

>>31
May I know his occupation and industry?

I'm a high school student.18 year old.This February,I have entrance exams.

Oh,it's not for my question.I'm sorry.

>>40
What's your interest of study?

For Hong Kong high school students, they mostly say BBA or accounting...

BBA??

>>43
Bachelor of Business Administration. Lots of fields included though.
Information Technology, Marketing, Accounting, etc.

They choose it because the BBA graduates were paid much better than other science, art and engineering graduates.

>>44
Beter than medical doctors?

>>45
Of course not.
Medical graduates where paid most (HKD$40000+ entry wage) , then law's, and then business's.
Engineers in Hong Kong are paid like shit with respect to their work load.

44
Sorry,I am writing with dictionary.I apologize if my English is wrong.I don't like all subject,but I like only foreign lunguage.

Sorry,I like politics a little

Doctors are also paid like shit with respect to their
work load/ They are not white collar workers.
The total amount of wages paid to them are surely high, but considering
the total working hours..... The money really sucks.
There are too many doctors working on Christmas and New Year's Day...

what about government workers?

Like the Foreign Ministry?

>>47
Never mind.
Politics, whoa. That's something I try to refrain from.
That's 100000 times more complex than a CPU circuit.

>>50
I wish i knew.. But they say they also have to work more than
eight hours a day unlike many other public servants.
Wages are low.. They live on their own pride that they are
moving our government or something like that.

>>49
You want to practice medicine because you want to earn lots of money,
you, greedy would-be doctor. Stop complaining about your working
condition if you really want to save patients.

>>50
I dunno about the situation in Japan.
But in Hong Kong, white collar public servants are commonly leisure.
I served a government dept when I was working in a software house.
I could feel how leisure they can work while they were well paid and covered with lots of welfare.

You got to understand the situation in your country, maybe it's a good deal eh.

OK,now I want to talk about how do you study English,香港人？

>>54
Don't worry. I have seen many many people like you who share
the same opinion like yours. I guess more than half of all
Japanese feel the same way. You are not alone.....
Ideas of people like you (I guess you are one of them who is
secretly controlled by the mass media) are alrealy moving the
country to a different place. Working conditions of doctors,
such as obstetricians and pediatricians especially, are getting
worse and worse every year, and they are literary "running away"
from the hospitals. In some areas of Japanese countryside, you
can't even give birth to a child. Who invited this situation?
It's you. We are on the verge of protesting against your heartless
"treatment" of us doctors.

>>56
Mainly daily lessons.
By the way I used to play with overseas gamers on MSN gaming zone.
I learned the way that how westerns swear.

>>57
You'll end up being one of those lazy doctors who neither have guts to
work as obsterician nor pediatrician.

>>57
I don't know what I can say to comfort you under such situation.
But please, keep your heart to cure.
Medical service is essential in the society, and you are the one of them.

THANK YOU SO MUCH TODAY.I study English much harder to make my dreams come true!!

>>61
Of course you need to put effort on studying English.
By the way, try to find some fun ways of learning and practicing English.
Say playing games, watching movies, chatting with foreigners, or whatever way you like.
I reviewed my Japanese by watching drama. It's still hard for me without having the help of subtitles, but I learned how Japanese speaks.

>>59
I don't mean to become an obsterician or a pediatrician.
I don't need such guts. Who wants to be? It's an idiotic choice.
I already chose to be a psychiatrist. No one calls me lazy.

>>57
That's because students like you who are bright enough to get high
scores on exams but are lack in perseverance become a doctor.

Don't be a hypocrite. Earning lots of money was high on the list when
you entered medical school. Now that you face the reality of hectic life
as a doctor, you, chickens run away, knowing your escape makes other
doctors more hectic.

>>63
>I already chose to be a psychiatrist.

LOL I thought so. All you have to do is sit in a comfortable chair
and pretend to listen to patients. Plus when you start your own clinic
in the future, you have to spend almost no money to buy medical
equipment. You are a hopeless miser, wily medical student.

Perseverance?
Have you ever been a doctor?
Chickens?
If we are chickens, all working people are chickens.
I have a right to be what I want to be, and you have aright
to be what you want to be. I don't know what you are, but
Once I become a doctor, do I lose the right to choose what
I want to be? Think twice.

>>63
You, lazy would-be doc.
Don't think doctors are only ones who are busy.
Sometimes nurses are as busy as you, idiot.

Calm down people.
It's just due to the national health insurance system.
If you like to get paid well, get the latest knowledges and techniques
and work outside the insurance, or become a plastic surgeon or something.
I appreciate my doctors saving my ass with such a few insurance points, which
means a little reward, and thus have a great respect for their effort.

>>66
All what chickens like you insist just sound like to me, "cock-a-doodle
doo. Keep crowing.

>>65
To be honest, I think I chose a wrong way.
You don't know how hard it is to be a doctor.

For your information, Doctors do not only see outpatients.
People outside the hospital cannot see more of doctors daily life.

>>66
Now that I know you are shrew and greedy, I guess you'll be the type
of doctor who perscribe medicine that's not necessarily needed for your
patients just to make money flow in your hospital.

>>70
All you have to do is visit every room and pretend to be checking
how your patients are doing.

>>70
>I think I chose a wrong way.
You make me feel cold about you.

I watched some TV programs. I knew how tough it is to keep on-duty for 30 hours.
I believed that they insist their work because they have the heart to cure the patients, like the Sister Teresa.

I would wonder how many medical officers would have the mind like Sister Teresa.
I hope that's still the majority.

>>70
What else could you become but a doctor?
The only choice would be to become a chicken for Kentucky Fried
Chicken.

In reality, Japanese doctors are like >>70, who are celf-centered
and are just excel at getting high scores on university entrance
exam.

More often than not, one of thier parents are doctor and grow up
to be a spoiled kid.

I don't mean to be a hypocrite, nor do I think of making
money only. If I want to make money, I have lots of other
ways. Being a plastic surgeon is one of them.

But, BTW, sometimes I get the feeling that a plastic surgeon
is more appreciated than a common doctor in this country:)
i can see clearly why serious and passionate doctors who devote
themselves to cure patients are losing confidence and courage LOL

>>76
Your words are so discouraging, even though that's the truth (￣-￣ )...

I can't withstand the sleepiness anymore. See you ﾉｼ

bye bye

>>26
Thank you for finding that out for me.
Anyway, yes, I believe it's true that it's harder to get alcohol if you're
underage in the US. I read somewhere that there are even vending machines
with alcohol in Japan, and they obviously don't check for ID...

>>77
Truth hurts, you know...

It's ridiculous for the chicken to bring up something like a moral
while he shuts his eyes to his laziness.

Laziness is a word for a loser like you sitting in front of
the monitor all day long without even doing the dishes or
laundry, right?

>>83
what do you think causes laziness?

One thing that's interesting is that here in California there are
many Filipino nurses who were once doctors in the Philippines, but
moved here because they could be payed better as a nurse here than
a doctor there. It's too bad that the situation is like that in the
Philippines.

Yukorin's farts smells like rotten fish

>>86
Do you mean roses?

Wrong profiling, hypocrite.

Keep cock-a-doodle dooing that way and wait for beig fried, chicken.

>>88
Who is that addressed to?

>>83 can't even become a nurse in US hospital.

All he can be is a worn-out rug in Hospital.lol

>>85
In Japan too, there's a plan to invite Filipino nurses to
hospitals in rural areas.

my plan is to get a rich wife. is this possible for average student? I study at the
one of the best uni, I am handsome(when I am passing some girls look at me and tell
to each other "Wow what a handsome boy" or "a real beauty") but nothing more.
I am from average middle class family. so what do you think? I am kinda desperate

>>92
I doubt it. Rich girls want to marry rich guys.

yes you are mostly right...
too sad..
but I know one guy from middle class family who married rich girl. he now lives in Paris

and by rich I did not mean rich and famous girls like Paris Hilton. I mean just
average rich girls. maybe from upper classes not that rich. lol

>>92
If you're a girl that's good-looking, Marrying a rich guy is
relatively easy. But if you 're a guy.... Very tough.

>>94
Oh, was she French, or was there some other reason they moved to Paris?
Anyway, maybe you'll be lucky and marry a rich wife. You have to meet a
rich girl first, though... How did your friend?

>>97
she was from ... Mexico. she just had a flat in Paris. so for them its better to live
there. I dont really know details, but she was older than he.
>>96
life is unfair ;_;

I wonder what happen to male fashion models after they retire?

I think becoming an actor or a musician by utilizing your handsomeness
is a good way to get married to a rich girl. Or Becoming a hosto is
a quicker and easier way to do it.

>>98
Well, that's unexpected. A mexican woman with an apartment in Paris... lol
Where was the guy from?

>>100
Japan. that is sure a strange couple

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>>80
Yeah, we have vending machines with alcohol, so practically, anyone
can buy alcohol.
In order to try to prevent the minors from buying alcohol, there is a recommendation (and I think
that has been implemented) that those machines stop operation between 11:00pm-5:00am.
I've heard that there are also vending machines that require an ID issued by a liqur store
for purchasing alcohol, but I don't know how widely those machines are available.

>>80
I used to see cigarette vending machines (you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes
in most places in the US), but I haven't seen one in a while.

>>105
I think the US is much more advanced in terms of smoking than Japan.
It has been reported that smoking is banned in most public places even
in Hawaii, and I think it's a very courageous decision considering the fact that
there are a huge number of Japanese tourists there who crave for nicotine.
For being a non-smoker, I've been very grateful that Starbucks don't allow
smoking.
In Japan, we still have vending machines for cigarettes, and although they stop
operation from 11:00pm-5am, anyone can purchase cigarettes during daytime.

>>91
Inviting Filipino nurses is one idea, but I've thinking for quite sometime
that Japanese nurses deserve much higher salaries than they are getting now,
considering how hard they have to work.
I think they should get much more than flight attendants or unskilled freelance
announcers.

I tell you what.
I used to go out with a rich & pretty girl from upper class, and every guy
hated me for that. But she was such a pain in the ass lacking understandings
about everyday things. I had to explain why and how ordinary people do certain
things on and on. That was more than just exhausting. She knew a lot of about
best things money can buy but not too much about things money can't buy.

>>108
Could you share with us what everyday things did you have to explain to her?
only if you are not too exhausted to talk about those.

I don't know about the girl that >>108 went out with, but I do know
that George Bush Sr. didn't know about the scanners that cashiers
use when you check out at a store.

Maybe because he is too old, lol~~

>>108
Things like why people have to do some work that they don't want to,
how people act to each other when they have some difficulty in life,
and basically how to understand others' situations and feelings, especially
when money is related. But that's not her fault. Simply and maybe luckily,
she just didn't have a chance to learn and experience. Other than that,
shge was adorable.

>>110
That's a shame.

>>111
That's not the case. lol

Born with a silver spoon in her mouth............


I'd rather born with a gold spoon in my mouth, lol

>>112
Thanx for explainig, she obviously sounds like a kind of person I've
never met in my life.

Do you know bernerdo? I have to talk with her.

>>116
Is Bernerdo a girl's name?
Anyway, I'm sorry I don't know her whereabouts.

To 或る医学生-san
What is your view on Kato-chan's health.
He already has 6 stents in his body and he went through that serioius operation end
of last year.

I love kaho chan! she has big boobs instead of her childlike face
she is jewelry!

>>119
Does she also have a heart desease?

>>17
Not very many, from what I've seen.

>>16
This varies from state to state in the US; some states are more strict,
some are more lenient. (For that matter, lots of things in the US can
vary depending on where you are; the US is not one big homogeneous mass.)

>>119
Saying so, you will throw her away when she's 20 and above after all.

>118
X end of last year
O end of October last year

what is your major at college?

my major is mah-jong.

>>118
I read about the news in Yahoo site. His illness seems to be,
"dissection of the aorta". And it's classified as a "Stanford A"
type, which causes the dissection in the ascending Aorta.
(Aorta is the largest vessel in the body that delivers blood to the body from
the heart) There are two types in the dissection, Stanford A and B, and Stanford A
has a far more risk of bursting than B type. The patient who got Stanford A is said
to die within one week if an operation is not performed.
Does he have 6 stents? I've never heard of someone who is implanted so many stents.
His blood pressure must be very high, (I guess at least 180mmHg or something), and if
he wants to live longer, a careful monitoring of blood pressure is needed. His blood
vessels must be badly hurt by many years of bad eating habits.
If his Aorta bursted, he might die of blood losses. And even if the burst did not happen,
his blood vessels all over the body must be weakened by arteriosclerosis, so he would not
be long. (it might cause cerebral hemorrage for example)

I am a master of math and masturbation.

sorry, I write more coorectly
I have master degree in math and masuturbation.

>>126
You ar just an arm-chair doctor.

>>126
Thank you very much for your very elaborate explanation.
He actually confessed at the press conference that he has 6 stents already
in his body.
BTW, do you, and maybe your school mates, have any opinion on the
brutal killing of a younger sister by the medical student wannabe
cram school student?

I want to know ordinary girls opinion about thier love.
can they fall in love with akihabara type nerd just like me rather than handsome musicain or actor?

>>131
Do you mean, you are a man but you can fall in love with akiba nerds?

>>131
Can YOU fall in love with an ordinary girl?

>>133
Yes I can! I love ordinary girls, but they have strong bias at my nerd looks.

>>134
Why like a girl who judges you so strongly against your looks? If
a girl won't stay to jude someone by their words, then she's not
worth falling in love with. Just because you like the look of someone
or find something about them attractive does not necessarily mean you
love them.

>>134
How you dress is one thing, but most important is if you look clean.
Are you clean?

>>136
no I am not so clean.

>>135
what is the best way do you think I can get a pretty girl friend?

Take a shower!

>>137
I don't know, what people find pretty can differ between people.
Personally, I would only consider trying to get her to become my
girlfriend if she has a personality and character I like, otherwise
if she just looks good, I'd just ogle her. After all, if she thinks
I'm just another nerd, why would I care?

When I was a high school boy, I confessed my love toward the most pretty girl in my class
I don't want to talk about the result. PTSD is nearly getting inside me again.

>>140
I'm sure there were other girls who admired your courage.

>>141
But they were probably too weak to do anything about it.
Now they're submissive housewives, doing everything their
overbearing husbands tell them to do!

That, or the more realistic outcome was that they were part of the
mob and laughed at him, or gossiped about him negatively.
I don't know, I went to an all-boys high school :(

They admitted my courage, heh? I don't think so.
They are spreading the content all over the classmates!
They making rumors! They called me kimoi! I hate them!
So PTSD can never have been vanish from my mind and brain!!!!!!!!!!
They are devils!!!!!!!

>>143
Yes. YES. Rise up! Kill them. Kill them all! Make them still!
What's PTSD?

Post Trauma Disorder Syndrome!
That tragedy makes me hesitate to join a Re-union party!!!!!!!!!

>>145
Why don't you make a wonderful girl friend and introduce her at the
re-union party?
That's a good revenge for the bastards who laughed at your courage.

Just go to the reunion and do something completely stupid, or very
dangerous. Give them some PTSD of their own.

Post traumatic stress disorders is a correct!!!
The most pretty girl dated with the captain of soceer club. He is quite handsome, has straight-A degree.
I used to be a single wolf of Shougi-Aikoukai
I got the news after confession,

>>148
But the Shogi master Mr. Habu married a very cute singer.
Go for it!!

You should know that's the rarest case. many girls have strong prejudice at male shogi players!

>>148
well, what did she do? Laugh at you?
Why did you like her, just because she was pretty? Did you meet
anyone after that?

>>150
I don't know about Shogi, but Go is popular outside Japan,
and unlike Japan, mostly young people are playing it.
You might want to switch to Go to have more chances to meet girls.

>>151
She declined my love quite politely. plus they she told me she didn't have a lover.
I think a friend of hers was spreading the news.
I confessed her in May, the rest of school time gave me the heaviest something

>>152
I don't want to go to Go

>>153
That's just the mob. Didn't it blow over eventually? It usually
does when they find something else to sink their teeth into.

She is getting beautiful and beatiful, she resembles Miho Ohashi（大橋未歩, a TX announcer）now when I caught a glance at her at the station before.
My friend told me yesterday. She married him( the luckiest soccer bastard!) 3 years ago!
He graduated master course of Tokyo Industrial Univ（東工大）after then
my friend tell she and he are in USA.
What do you think about the gap between me and the soccer bastard?
I am a freeter now!
No more shock!

>>156
Are you trying to blame the soccer guy for you becoming a freeter,
or for you not being able to move on from what a bunch of petty
little school schildren said about you?

They are innocent of my current tragedy.
I don't blame on them.
But PTSD is keeping inside me.
Hey you!!! you should throw me kind word!

Why have you begun to study English?

>>158
But what if everyone you meet was just kind to you, and just felt
sorry for you? I'm not talking about "tough love", but the last
thing you need is for everyone to just leave you as you are.
You'll never get over it unless you acknowledge that you aren't
going to get this girl, and perhaps weren't ever meant to. Go out
and find someone else who makes you happy.

I don't expect who and what kind of girl can make me comfortable.
But I can say If the soccer bastard divorced her, I can make her happy.

>>156
1st, you never know what people have deep inside them, so even if they look
very happy and fortunate from the outside, that may not really be the case.
Acually, I know a lot of couples like that.
2nd, I think you should cultivate what you are good at or what you love to do,
and try to be "number 1 in that field."
University is ONLY, repeat, ONLY one milestone in your life.
Being successful at Uni. doesn't mean one is successful in life.
If you exert your all out effort for the coming 5 years to excel in what you are good at, I assure you that your landscape will change.
Then you'll be surrounded by different types of people, which include
very nice women.^-^

>>161
"I don't expect who and what kind of girl can make me comfortable."
Well then, you're lucky. You get to have fun trying to find out. What
is life without its challenges? It's better to look for a partner with
unknown expectations rather than look for one while harbouring an agenda.

"But I can say If the soccer bastard divorced her, I can make her happy."
But what if he doesn't? You won't be able to live the rest of your life going
after a girl who isn't yours.

>>163
Sorry, what does "harbouring an agenda" mean?

>>164
I probably didn't use the right words. What a meant was that you
went into a relationship with a preconceived, or already made up
set of ideas about what kind of girl you liked.

>165
Correction:
"What a meant" => "What I meant"
:/

>>165
Thanx.

>>162
I am 28 years old. Is it too late to reform myself?

>>168
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>168
When I read you talking about not being able to go to reunions,
I thought you were over forty or something. You aren't even 30!

>168
I meant, no it's not too late at all.
Just don't waste your time being obsessed by the thing of the past.
You have the right to live your own life, and with hapiness.
ガンバッテ！

Thank you very very much.
Your sincere advice gives me a cahnce to reform.
I try!

>>172
Good for you!
I'm going to bed now, TTFN^-^

>>172
Well, you'd better reform! 2ch has too many bad endings!
If you need anymore help, just ask. Through all the spam and
floodings of text, a ray of hope may shine through.

I guess I missed the boat...
So what's happening now?

>>175
I'm looking for something to do on the internet. To me, the internet
has become what the ocean must be to a thirsty man in a boat. He's
surrounded by water, but none of it is the kind he wants.

Gees, nothing is happening. Monday nights sure are boring.
For conversations' sake, what's the worst thing you've ever done
in your life? It doesn't matter whether it's illegal, immoral, unethical
or all of them, as long as you thought it was pretty bad.
Being anonymous is so cool for these kinds of things :)
Anyone?

>>176
I like it. I'm a pretty good swimmer tho.

>>178
But you're thirsty! If you drink ocean water, you just get angrier
and angrier until you die of frustration... or thirst.

>>179
I'm not mad tho...

>>180
You will be after drinking seawater while thirsty.
Oh, and now the boat is sinking too. I bet you're enraged!

>>181
I told you. I'ma good swimmer.

>>177
Sounds good. You go first.

do you have an i-Pod?

>>182
It's the ocean! It doesn't matter. Besides, you'd still be angry,
because now you have no boat. Hence, the moral of the story is that
the internet makes me angry.

Alright. Hmmm...
I haven't ever done many things considered really bad or immoral.
I mean, they're petty stuff when I've heard of some of the other
things people have confessed to anonymously. Let's see...
When I was 16, I was looking at some porn on the internet. One of the
sets of pictures was from an "unidentified Russian photobook". Anyway,
it was only after I was done with them that I found out that it all the
girls in it were underage. I didn't feel guilty, because they all looked
around the same age as me; 15 and 16, and they were hot! lol
That really isn't much, cause I was only a teenager, and if a teenager was
caught peeping at a girl changing or something, they'd get scoulded, but not
charged. Why would the internet be any different?
Hrm, let's see, what else...
Me and a few friends snuck some vodka in a clear plastic water bottle into
school camp once. Someone told a teacher, but he was pretty good, and didn't
get us in trouble. He just told everyone that the person should get rid of it
before they checked everyone's rooms for banned substances. So we drank it all,
lol.
I've also broken a few things and gotten away with it, but everyone has done
that, even when they were kids, hehe. Some were a bit more serious, though.
I hit a kid with a palm frond once. Not much, but, um, don't hit kinds with
oversized leaves. They cry.
Oh, and last week, I hit a rat with a shovel, twice, and flattened it. That's not
immoral, but it was damn hilarious.
So yeah, nothing really spectacular. I'm not in Japan, so I couldn't really care who
saw this. Anyone else?

>184
scoulded->scolded

>>183
I don't go outside much, so I don't need one. I just use my computer and headphones.

BOUNCE WITH ME! BOUNCE WITH ME! BOUNCE WITH ME! BOUNCE!

>>184
Damn you're such a bad ass.

Okay my turn.

When i was 15, me and a bunch of kids went out to get some cigarettes.
That was a pretty bad thing to us, so we were all excited. We got a pack
and smoked outside, feeling pretty 'bad'. To be honest, it didn't taste
that great, so we decided to go home. It was 3 in the morning. We were
on the bike and bumped into this cup on a scooter. We should have stayed
cool, but I started to jet coz I was the one holding the pack. Of course,
the cop started chasing me with the 90cc modified special scooter, but
I was so skilled at cornering I managed to keep him behind for 15 min. and
finally disappeared out of his sight. Then I realized I left my buddies there.
After a while, I went out of the bush I was hiding in, and saw them released
by the cup. They didn't talk about the pack of cigarettes. Neither my name or anything.
It wasn't that big of a deal, but that's when I found the pleasure of escaping
from the authorities. Ever since then, I've never got busted for anything.

>>187
Damn cops. The police are becoming progressively easier to talk yourself
out of trouble from. My friend and I talked our way out trouble one night
while walking home from a party. He was pretty drunk (and under the drinking
age), but it was pretty easy to tell them we had nothing to do with the
party. To be honest, we were going to buy more beer. The police were called
to the party because people had become so drunk they were throwing garbage
bounds at each other and at other people's houses. I love drunken rampages :)

>>188
That's right. Cop. lol
Anyway I learned that later on in my life. They are just human like me.
Actually they can be really cool if you get to know them in person.
A friend of mine has a friend cop and she has him secure her pretty bad
neighborhood all the time. But obviously that's because she is a cute girl.

>>143
PTSD can vanish from your mind, not sure if completely, but most without doubt.
You just must be willing to fight against your inner demons!

>>189
Many societies are too weak against the extortions of the cute and beautiful.
In some places surely they could even get away with murder.

>>190
Indeed. And so am I.
Not always, but I find myself getting aggravated just by talking to
not-so-cute girls at times. I don't show it but I feel bad about it.

>>191
If you let them get away with bad things, does that not mean that they will
become worse people? More ruthless, manipulative, and so on?
I enjoy seeing pretty people as much as anyone else, but I do not let them get
away with bad things, because I keep reminding myself of what kind of monster
that behavior will create, if they are treated like that for a long time.

>>192
That makes sense. I can smell the girls who try to get away with bad things
just by acting cute. But that's not cute. If they happen to be cute,
I may as well enjoy messing with them for a bit but wouldn't let them take what
they want, unless it meets my best interest also. If they are not cute, that's out
of question. I might kick her butt.

>>103
LOL.
Luckily I didn't met those funky-dressed idiots during my Sapporo tour.
And... I met a few girls (likely 14 or something) having big tits on the street.

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I've been in Paris during my Chrismas holiday, that was awesome.
What a huge city. Buildings are great, museums are brilliant.
But the Luvre is bit too big, it's gonna kill me.

And people there was friendly.
They could have been tried of a tsunami of tourists, but most of them is not.
Brilliant.

>>195
i see what you did there.

Hello guys! What's going on?

We're discussing the purity of Yukorin's body, and how impurities are miraculously cleansed within her.
We have come to a conclusion about the olfactory value of her flatulence.
We are going to send an expedition to observe how the male member is affected when it enters Yukorin's pure body.

>>162
Deep inside me, I have little worms with big sharp teeth that want to
bite people.

>>201
You know, some actresses intentionally swallowed those worms to lose
weight?
It's called "Sanada-mushi diet."

Good! I like to eat "Sanada-mushi".
It is very simple taste.
But sometimes I'm stomach ache very hard.

>>202
Hellooooo, malnutrition!

>>202
i think that if i had to lose weight i would rather exercise than swallow worms. worms gross me out!

>>202
It's called "Tape worm diet."

I've heard of "tapeworm abortion".
Whatever it is, sounds pretty fucking scary.

Let's play Tic Tac Toe.

| |
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I went first.

It didn't work. Maybe this.

*|*|*
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*|O|*
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Do you know an American company offers embryos?
I think that's mad. Money can buy your preferablly mixed fertilized eggs?
What would Jesus Christ say if he lived now?

ok

*|*|x
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x|*|x

checkmate

he would say, JESUS CHRIST!

Technology advances so fast that laws can't define what's acceptable
as a means to have a baby. Anyway, the American company plays God.
It gives me the creeps.

>>211
You cheated.

>>214
No, I didn't. Don't complain, you bad loser.

*|*|x
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O|O|O
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x|O|x

I win.

uho! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/323657.stm Neanderthals 'mated with modern humans'

Aaaargh!

Those children that don't have any DNA of their parents may think
they are better off without bogus parents.

I think there is nothing wrong with what that company is doing.
It's not much different from adoption, in my opinion.

>>220
no, abortions don't create any aliens but this company does.

>>221
I said adoption, not abortion. And how do they create aliens?

I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lyin' here tonight

And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain

Chorus:
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life

Hello, everynyun!
How are you!
Fine, thank you.

I wish I was a bird.

I wish I was too.
I would fly through the sky all day, carefree.

>>229
And then get sucked into a jet engine, or killed off by hundreds of different creatures.
Being a bird is not an easy life, you would have to eat more than your weight every single day.

The CEO of the american company is criticized for selling embryo.
DNA cordinator...

I wish I was a homecat, so I could sleep all day!!! and enjoy being cute

kokoha japan!!!!
English tsukattara Akande!!?
voke!(´A`)ｐ

Welcome to NEET Republic.
Queen Yukorin reigns the country.
She expects you to stand up for independence from Japan.

oyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

Actually, some people say Yukorin should become Prime Minister sometime
in the near future.

>>232
Mr. Torturecat the second?

It's best for Japan and him to throw away Masako and then marry Yukorin.
She is young. she can have male babies.

a

i would suck dick of my teacher for an excellent mark! but my teacher wont do this
stupid teacher >_<

Maybe because you are a guy or he is not gay.

yes I am a guy >_< maybe I am a cheap whore? but for me exams are fucking stress
I can barely handle such nervious tension! so sucking dicks is easier

Yes That's right. I am a lolita-complexed man who is 45 years old.
I wanna nakadashi into 9-12 gal

ＮＯＲＩsan become freeagent.
it's fantastic.

>>243
Does Yukorin suit your preference?

>>244
You mean Nakamura Norihiro?

>>245
no she is too old.

>>247
She looks like she's 15, though.

who dont you rape a child or two? it seems pretty easy

>>246
Ｙｅｓ，ｈｅ　ｉｓ　Ｊｐａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｔｒｅａｓｕｒｅ．

>>248 over 20 is never so fresh!
under teen is very delicious

>>251
Are you a predator? How can you see they are delicious?

I am starving.

What about Tenkarin? Someone said in the previous threads
that she's a cute girl.

why what a luck!!!
look at the time >>253
it is 01 2 3 4 5 !! amazing 01:23:45

>>252 >>253
you are crazy lolicons... you should give up lolicon idea not to be aressted by plice

>>255
Thank you. I will be happy!!

>>256
Count me out, please, you filthy idiotic foxy fisher.

>>255
It's not in Europe anyway.
>>257
I'll fuck your ass till you feel good.

chat's closed. due to aids.

>>251
How about Tenkarin?

My cock is erecting now. I want you to calm it.

I've watched Death Note anime now. I can't believe how easily the second Kira
fell in love with Light. He looks nice, though.

I have exam. I plan to study all night long!!!

is your cock erecting too ??

I want to move with my auntie and uncle in bel-air. any good advices?

What will become of L, by the way? Light and the girl co-operate now.

L reasoned from the fact that Light went to Aoyama at a day,
that it's no wonder Light was Kira.

are you cherries?

read mein kampf.!!!

＞>27０
shut up!!! Suck my cock!

I am cherry! so what? I had plenty of chances to fuck a girl but I always lost my
motivation to do it! I bet I am a-sexual

Between you and me, Emma Watson is meant for me. We will meet
sometime somewhere and the moment we meet, we'll notice we should
get married.

you will never marry Emma! you are poor ugly neet and she is princess.
there is no chance for a person like you! actually you will never get an ordinary women!
do you understand that filthy neet? I am not a NEET but a student. I hate you with a passion

>>274
Calm down, why don't you? You'll know when the TV news report
that Emma lives in Japan because she's married to a Japanese.

I am Kamiyama Mangetsu.

you dont even have the college education right? you are just a trash. smelly trash.

>>277
Don't ventilate your negative emotion here. You'll be happy.

I wonder if Emma Watson prefer to live in Japan. If not, I'd
seriously think I'll move to UK.

How many fans does Emma have? I don't like many people
to be jelous of me.

Tell me how big the biggest boob we've ever had in history is.

Guinness World Records may tell you about the biggest boober
if she's listed.

I have exam today! but I know nothing! what should I do????????????
I am very depressed

>>280
Nothing can stop me from falling in love with her.

be a realist. you should find an ordinary girl like you not a princess.!
so such could suck your tiny cock. sounds nice, doesnot it?

Emma is only a girl, as if standing right in front of her favorite boy,
asking for love.

to marry Emma you should be atleast the fresh prince of bel-air!

read mein kampf.!!!

First of all I want to tell that I'm a very active woman.
I love movement in my life. I simply can't stand staying
at the same place for a long. And I do not want to waste
really beautiful time of my life in front of TV. I am also
really optimistic and I never take things too seriously.
I think that life is too short for it and we simply have
to live and enjoy our life. I love my life and I'm happy
with it. And I simply miss my special person who will show
me the beauty of his own world.

>>270
i did. you too?

L and Light will have a gay love affair and run away to Hawaii.

What do you guys think of Prince William's girlfriend, Kate Middleton?
I think she is pretty and stylish, and also think the paparazzi should
leave her alone so that they won't repeat the same tragedy again.

Let me introduce myself.I'm outgoing.
I'm alway looking for something to spice my life up.
I don't want to stay in a house all day long.Just watching TV,sitting in front of a computer,
it's a waste of timeYeah,I'm optimistic.I don't take things too serious.
We should spend more time on what we want to do.Life is not as long as we think it is.
I can tell you I hadn't been happy before I met a guy.He changed my world.
He tought me how beautiful life is.I miss him so much.
Thanks for listening to me.

>>293
So if life went on forever it would be okay to stay home and watch tv and be on the compututer?

>>289
Do you also like movement in your bowel?

I am beginner.
I dont speak English very well.

I love Melon-pan.
Melon-pan is the best.
Shinjo eats Melon-pan every morning.
No bread can beat Melon-pan.
Melon-pan is freedom.
Melon-pan is great!

Melon-pan
http://melonpan.quickseek.com/

ぼくはメロンのパンが好きです。
メロンのパンはさいこうです。
しんじょさんはあさにいつもメロンのパンをたべます。
lol i don't know any more

>>299
Thanx for the translaiton.

Would you like to by the Sealand Kingdom?
It will cost you 15 billion yen - 120 billion yen, but you'll become King or Queen there.

私の母は実際の年齢より若く見える。
彼女には白髪がほとんどない。

以上です。どなたかお願いします。

>>302
Read the title of this thread.

>>302
You are an idiot

>>302
My mother looks younger than she really is.
She doesn't have gray hair.

Hello! Is anybody here?

>>302, >>305
Please go to the thread for translator wannabes.

Can anybody juggle? I can, but not very well.

>>308
How many balls can you juggle at a time.
3 is maximum for me.

For here or to go?

>>309 It's the same for me. Can you juggle for a long time?

what's going on?

What kind of emotion does she have when Tenkarin's photo are used by over 40aged single man's masturbation and some picture are polluted or bukkake-ed by his sperm

you are a miser, aren't you?
you are stingy at best

>>314
Are you a NEET? According to your low level sentence you wrotem I am sure that you are a NEET.

Although the young man was impecunious and always in debt, he was optimistic about his prospects.

there is a on-going war between me and the world.
and I am losing.

If you were a Prime Minister, what kind of police you will take how to solve the problems of NEETs, Hikikomori, Otaku and Lolicon.
They are very nuisance to Japan.

not police but policies

>>319
I'm a NEET,but ahh
I've never heard policies.

Hi, Hi, Hi, Everybody, Yeahhhhh!!!!

I am glad that I am not a neet. I am university student. my future is clear

you filthy neet dont call my show again

Oh, Yeah!!!!

>>322
You are a liar.
Get a life.

No I am not a liar. today I got C mark for my exam! it was the hardest exam but for me
everything went smooth

>>325
I think you are a neet who wanks twice a day.

I wanna touch Fukuda saki's boob and lick tenkarins.

would you like to lick boobs of korean girl instead??

Is it true pigeons explode if you feed them paracetamol?
Those stupid birds keep having sex on train station platforms, so I want to teach
them some manners. I also heard rice works pretty good.

There’s something beneath my chest since I read Dazai Osamu.

>>331
you are kinda brave

let's talk about something good.
suggestion?

OK let me suck you cunt

No! Let's talk about something bad!
Anyone raped or killed anyone today?

the inventor of instant noodles died some time ago (yesterday maybe)

I'm a virgin.
I have never fucked anyone.

instant noodles?
What are those?
Is it the one that, when you put hot water in and wait 3min. becomes ready?

I am sam, am I not?

who i am?

you are not

What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Who cares if you are Sam or not!!

I am 20years old virgin! hoho I can be a star of the movie "20 years old Virgin"

sam does. He's having an identity crisis

>343
It ends with you being arrested for raping an 8 year old.
It's going to be the romantic comedy of the year.

I turn 30 next month and virgin.
I could star in a movie called "get a life" lol

My penice is erecting now without specific reason.

>347
That happens after you spend a long enough time on places like 2ch
or 4chan.

My penis is all shrinked up like a little pinkie finger.
and my balls are getting slack.

Hana yori dango season 2 started !!

aa, hanayori dango is quite popular here, isn't it?
I missed that. How was it?

Downtown is better that Tunnel's.
does anyone refute that claim?

we follow hana dori same in france lol ! not on tv but we find it on the web ! it's a great drama

I'm a NEET.I have no job.I have no future.
So what?
I'll die in poor.

FrenchLoveJapan. hello.
How are you?
What is your religion?

>>354
at least you're realist!

I'm no realist.
I'm just trying to have peace with reality.

ahah i'm french and i'm find ! My religion ? Hmm i do not really believe in god, what about you ?

I'm a avid believer of Daisaku Ikeda.
You should believe in him, too.

I know as a fact that the next president of France is a woman.
Mark my word!!!

it is quite hard to be a NEET is not it ? but how do you become A nEET?

I didn't become a neet.
I found myself being a neet.
It's a wonder.

i wanna sex with merukeru

who's daisaku ikeda ?

A french guy speaking English !?!?
What has become of this world!!

I bet you're a college dropout
it is really sucks

Daisaku Ikeda is a great philosopher who inspires millions of people in Japan.

lool of course french can speak english ! but you can you speak french ? can japanese speak french ? :-)

ttp://blog17.fc2.com/c/chiquita/file/70110g.jpg
Here is a picture of a dual headed baby.
Those who are squeamish should't see this.

i read one week ago, a book of taisen deshimaru but it's not religion, it's zen... Have you an idea of a book of daisaku ikeda that i should read ?

I am also a philosopher. My words govern the lives of millions
of people around the world. My name is FREETERcles!

looll ! japanese humour ?:P

Daisaku Ikeda is the leader of the biggest cult in Japan.
You better get as far away from him and his followers as possible.

I'm not japanese. I have too much facial to be japanese.

>374
OOP! I meant facial hair. Oh well, westerners use too much cosmetics anyway.

One girl tell me that she kinda likes me. but I say nothing to her. I am 20 years old
virgin. I am searching for pure romantic love! I am searching for a soul mate
not a simple girl

when I was in Dubai I saw a lot of young arabs wearing makeup

loll is that forbidden for women to wear makeup ?

I mean arab guys

omg... ic !

>378
Only ugly women need to wear makeup! And clothes!

I will be happy.

man ! don't you think japanese are the most beautyful girl of da world

>383
Wait, what?
I thought you were a girl. What would you care what anonymous men
like in women?

well I dont think so. look at fashion models... most of them are european/american girls

i'm a man boy ! lol if you say that so what would you care of this chat ? what would you care if i'm a man or a boy :P etc etc... ahah But it's not like that ! R you japanese ?

yes I am japanese

how old r ya ? Me i'm 17

I am 20

>386
I already said I wasn't japanese!
But you like japanese dramas! That's so unmanly! And you put your
email in your name! Do you want us to visit your myspace page too?
You should have come into this thread announcing how much you love
porn and beer and breaking stuff.
We've had this discussion so many times before in this thread. First,
we start off talking about where the hottest women come from, then we
talk about favourite breast sizes, all the time reporting on any random
erections people are getting. Don't forget that guy who keeps wanting to
get better marks by sucking his professor off.

got a girlfriend ?

>>391
hundreds

u too ;-) me it's 1 thousand !
I've 1 question ! why ure food is so good ?!!!

please dont forget that Final Fantasy 7 is the best game ever

my favourite is the 9 ! a great story and a great char, the end is magic

I still can get FFVII out of my head. after such many years had passed!!
I played it in 1998

wasn't there a movie or something based on it or something?
I don't know, I've always owned a PC and played strategy games. Not
much of a console fan -_-.

ic me the play i loved and i still love it's Vandal hearts !! But no one know this game lol !

je m'ennuie

you should play Final Fantasy 7 then. it is amazing game. find somewhere psx emulator
and download PS iso

ahah i'm waiting for Final fantasy XII, u dunno how much you're lucky to be japanese, he'll only be avaible in store in 2 month...

I thought XIII was out in english...

lol.... europe really suXx! japan have the best game, there is a lot of japanese game that we never see in europe...

read mein kampf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suck my cock,you nigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm a white german!!!!!!!!!!!
die!!!!!!!!!!!!!inferior french race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're so superior, then why did the allies win?
I'll tell you why. Because your women are ugly. Too much makeup.

xD CrAzY ! We powned u :P f*king aryen !! ahah :p achtung !

DAS IST NEIN BOOBEN!

ich onaniete

O_o you speak german ?

I heard it on the simpsons, it was a hitler joke. Does repeating what other people say count?

It's getting too late here. I'm going to bed, so I can wake up and
do nothing but sit in front of my computer or read comic books all
day. Maybe something crazy will happen and I'll go on some wacky
adventure around the world filled with shenanigans and hijinks.

there is an image that germen women are big and rough.
no shaved underarm,short thick legs,non curved waist,
etc.

ok man ! :p V a good night ! bonne nuit !
Simpson rocks!!!
I hope something crazy gonna happen to u :p

german are some of the most beauty girls i've seen !

have a pride as a french
.don't speak English.
don't go to Macdonaldo.

that's not how u say :p big rough women no shaved xD this it's portugesh xD

>>415
really?
you have long time ravalry history.still you can't resist
getting charmed by them?
germen have generally lighter skin and haircolour.is these the
decisive points?

eheh german are really sophisticated, fashion etc... the german i saw wasssssss O_O i love this country xD ! Maybe it's because i love smooth blond and long hair with perfect body :D

>>417
i thought germen somewhat resemble east europeans.
i suppose east europeans are still not as sophiscated as west europeans
except Czech.

hmm there is beauty girl everywhere :p european are all the same LoL)>l ! May be the spainish are more bronzed skin ! but there is not a lot of difference beetwen european girls :D !

brb i go to do some shop have a nice day all !

i 'm not saying about their body structure.
i want to say about something
like life-style which enhance looking.

i don't wanna say this...
but france was saved by british and american armies.
france didn't drive back germany on their own.

>>424
i don't wanna say this...
but france conquered germany in the 19th century and all of europe
pissed its pants out of fear of napoleon.

>>421
Lies.
There are big variations within countries.
There are ugly women in any country,
there are beautiful women in any country.
All women and men do not look alike.

compared to another race,of courese differences among
eurpeans are minor.
but still there are apparent differences among europeans.

french roxx ahah ^____^ we've Paris !!! :P and Bordeaux ! world capital of wine !

suck my nipples!suck my cock!

twist my nipples between your indexfinger and middle finger!

ahahah it's hot baby ;)

what does Tomadoi means ?

tomadoi means "being confused about what to decide next and
can't proceed."
this is not from dictinonary,my best explanation with poor English
skill.

i have to add this ;'tomadoi is a noun.'
japanese English dictinary says
it corresponds to puzzlement,embarrassment.

I am a tomadoi.

how i wonder what you are..........

twinkle twinkle little star

little stir...

星に願いを〜こめた二人〜♪

>>439
What song is it? @.@??

>>440
Twinkle Star (Drum Mania 8th Mix & Guitar Freaks 9th Mix)

Japanese Baseball is fix?

Japanese Baseball is fix?

Do you mean "fixed"?

I am so lonely. I have no friends. T_T

>>445
me, either

>>446
Do you wish you had some? I kind of do, but I'm not really sure.
I don't know how other people make friends.

Do you agree with polygamy?

I have no friends too but I get used to it. It is okay to be alone for me

I wanna be your friend.

I'll pretend to be your friend if you are a male.
I'll be your husband if you are like Yukorin.

What if I am Yukorin?

>>452
How aromatic is your fart?

>>453
very

Yukorin, are you virgin? or attacked by the stupidest comedian?

Ha ha ha. No. I am not dating Hamaguchi. That is just a lie.

Yukorin, would you marry 35yo smelly fat NEET??

No. I would not.

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe hatches a malicious plan to marry Yukorin.
so I can't support his cabinet

You are not Yukorin, you're probally a NEET

No. I am Yukorin. I am not a NEET.

>>447
I'm not sure, either.
But it feels bad being alone.
You can have some friends on the net.

and when her heart was sad...
he took her to a movie...
shes all he ever had...
he took her to a movie...

I dont even know any online friends. except 2ch

Yukorin! Who do you think is your emerging rival who is depriving your market?
Saki Fukuda, Saki Aibu, Tenkarin, or someone else?

I go to college but I havent make any friends yet...
that just sad

>>462
Yeah. It's hard for me to talk to people in real life. I'm always nervous when I talk to people, so I don't know if I would want friends.

>>464
I used to have some online friends. Not so much anymore. I logged in to AIM today after not logging in for a long time to see if anyone would IM me,
but no one did. I am too nervous to IM anyone myself.

Just like you invaded substantial part of Sato Tamao's market,
The number of Yukorin's mania and fervent stalkers are eroded by Newly debut idol
It's not so rare event in show biz

>>467
Do you have a job?

If not, you need to have social skills to get a job and keep working.
OF course there are jobs where you don't have to talk much.

OK you aren't talking about about job. I know it's not easy to make friends
with someone.

You try finding friends on the Internet and then move on to the real
world. I know it's easy to say and hard to take actions.

↑それ以前におまえの酷い英語をなんとかしろ

>>470
Who are you talking to?

>>470
I don't understand Japanese.Tell me what you want to say in English.

>>470
Are you a NEET?

>>469 is.

How you can be a NEET in such wealthy country as japan? japan's economic is the second largest one.
you should be ashamed of yourself

>>467
i completely understand your problem.

to me, it always seems like it is not worth the effort of undergoing
the whole process of meeting new people; getting to know them, talk to
them on a frequent basis, etc. i feel pretty nervous while talking
to others as well; i don't know what to say, how to act - and even if
i tried, i would never know for sure if these people were even
interested in friendship in the first place.
also, when it comes to meeting new people at university to work with
i feel very suspicious of them. would they be able to maintain my
quality standards or would they just bother me? would i end up having
to do all the work for them? i also fear they could be superior to
myself that i would find myself in such a parasitic position.

anyway, the result is that i refrain from meeting new people. i don't
feel that lonely, since i have few friends i know for a very long time
(i don't get to see them that often, though), but sometimes i wish
i was a bit more competent when it comes to social interaction.
maybe i'm just weird.

>>469
I don't have a job. I am still in high school. I don't have too much difficulty in talking to people about non-personal things,
such as school work, but I can't ever make friends with people.

>>476
If you are satisfied with your current situation, it's one way to
stay the same but if you feel you need some change in interacting with
people it's worth trying changing yourself a bit.

>>477
I think I understand your situation. If you don't express your
true feelings, people don't express thier true feelings either.
You are still young so if you try hard to change yourself, things
will change, I think.

>>476
I liked the very last sentence, lol!!
But I think, in general, if you have a couple of good friends in your whole life, you are fortunate and
that's enough.
It's futile to just increase the number of acquaintances.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Excuse me. Could you answer my question? Because I've not found a suitable thread.

We often see the expression of 'take A off' or 'be surprised at A' etc.. in Japanese educations.
But I think, 'be surprised at A' is composed of 'be'(=verb) ,'surprised'(=adjective) and 'at A'(=adverb).
So ,exactly speaking ,it's not suitable to take 'be surprised at A' as one expression.
According to this thought, 'take A off' is to be taken as 'take' and 'A off' ? Or should I take it as 'take A' and 'off'?
Which is modified by 'off', 'take'(=verb) or 'A'(=noun)?
In other words, is the word'off' an adverb or an adjective, in this case?

plz, teach me.

>>476
Yes, that's similar to how I feel sometimes. I don't know how I should act.
But not only that, it's hard for me to look at people when I talk to them.
I always look away from them for some reason. I don't know what's wrong with me.
And sometimes, when someone is nice to me, I am cold back to them.
They say "hi", and I try to say "hi" back, but I don't say it convincingly somehow.
I don't know why.

In nagasaki
They like bukkake

You guys are too self-conscious!!!
People are not paying so much attention to what you do, what you say,
what you are etc.etc.
So, don't worry, just go out and say Hi~~

>>481
These are the threads you are looking for.

http://academy5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1162896792/l50
http://academy5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1144647075/l50

>>485
Woohoo!Thx, sir!!

>>484
I don't know. There was a girl who always used to joke with me about how I said "hi".
I didn't say it the right way. I said it coldly, without enthusiasm.
Many people like to make fun of the way I said greetings, but not in a mean way, I guess...

>>467
>>476
>>482
I know how you feel. As a medical student hoping to become a
psychiatrist, I think it's a good way to go see a psychiatrist.
Your problems may not come from your natural character; it may
be a mental disease. In most cases it's depression. In lighter
cases it's anxiety disorders. Sometimes both. I suspect many 2
channelers have social phobias. Fortunately, they are treatable.
You visit a hospital, talk about yourself to a specialist, then
get some medicine. Your inner problems may be relieved.

>>487
You sound like a man who take things too seriously.
But that trait can be an advantage. Keep your head up.

×As a medical student hoping to become a psychiatrist,

○As a medical student hoping to become a psychiatrist, because
I am lazy and don't have enough guts to be a obstetrician or pediatrician
not to mention cardiac surgeon and neurological surgeons

Keep your chin up!

>>490
you're the guy from before

>>487
She might have fancied you!

>>490
I sometimes hear such word as "Shrinks are lazy" from other
fields of doctors. I suspect that you are a doctor, aren't you?
I have never heard anyone outside the hospital say things like that.
People around me seem to enjoy my talk about psychiatry alot,
because they are very interested in mental problems.

>>488
Maybe that could help. It's hard for me to describe the way I feel, though.

>>489
I guess I do take things too seriously. Sometimes when someone is just joking around,
I don't realize it.

>>493
No, we were just friends... We've known each other for a long time. I haven't seen her much recently, though.

Natto is disappearing from shops because there was a TV program a few
days ago showing that you will be able to lose weight just by eating
2 packs of Natto per day (in addition to regular meals) !!!!!
I hope the story is true.

>>488
Thats absurd. If you need drugs to improve your self-esteem, you
may as well continue being anti-social or a hikkikomori. You're
living as great a lie, if not more, than you before. People who are
considered outstanding members of society, such as actors and politicians,
as well as sports stars, are living fake lives anyway. The trick to getting
ahead in society is to be insincere and exploit other peoples' curiousties
or weaknesses.

>>494
You don't have to be a doctor to know how lazy psychiatrists are and
that all they are doing is just monkey business.

All you can do is just pretend to listent to patients just for
shorter than minuites it takes for you to ejaculate and perscribe
drugs which, more often than not, make things worse.

>>476
You are socially inept. You are a king without a kingdom.
You strut around, looking down on people, when you have no
authority to do so. And people who make you feel belittled and
inferior just make you feel as if your imaginary title is threatened.
You feel if you don't control every aspect of your life and the
people around you, you'll lose control of it.
I bet your kingdom's borders are the four walls of your room. Through
the help of TV and the internet, you control everything that comes in
and out of it.
You talk about how it probably isn't worth the efoort of meeting new people.
This is a good thing. This means that people don't have to go through
the utter boredom and embarrassment of ever associating themselves with
you.
Why can I say this? That's easy. I'm an emperor. My room is bigger than yours.

500get?

>>498
Do you hold any grudges against psychiatrists?
They are there because the society needs them.
Even if you don't need them.

If, like you say, psychiatry is worthless shit, then what
could be the respectable job that you believe in?
Major leaguers? English teachers?
Which job could not be called monkey business?
(I don't hear the term "monkey business" today very often tho.)

>>499
I'm not 476 but your post sure gives me food for thought.
The last line is spurb, perfect puch line.

>>501
Which job could not be called monkey business?
Dictator, or possibly a NEET

>>502
It's called sophistry. As long as you sound good, people will
believe you're right.

Entrance exams will start soon. what do you expect?

So how's the shut-in neet meat festa goin' tonite?

as you can see almost nobody attending

I am college student but I am very close to shut-in/neet because I have no friends
and spend most of my time on internet

I was in mental hospital this summer

>>508
And then?
I have gone to school only two times in this fiscal year.
I am going to repeat the year.
Mom goes insane to hear that. Hahaha!

>>510
well I am doing fairly OK in school. but that's all...

i want to know the difference between
A or B and either A or B.
could you eaplain for me?
for exapmle..
A or B is the murderer .
either A or B is the murerer.
what is the difference?

TOEIC高得点者、国連英検特Ａなどの人達専用スレ （転職版）
http://school5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/job/1161515375/l50

ここ、かなりレベルが高い人達が集結してます。900以上がむしろ当たり前の雰囲気です。

>>508
Go get a part-time job if you are free. Force yourself to learn how to deal with various people.
How about the school activities? Have you ever tried?
You need to create chance for you to expose yourself in the world.

>>514
You've said it!
But, 508 has already been depressive.
It is too late.

>>515
I never said that I am depressive!

someone,please answer question>>12.

>>516
Oops!
In that case,You should go out and communicate with someone,
or you will really be depressive.

>>499
you seem to have a keen sense of my situation, but you hide your position
behind all kinds of allegories. you justify it by referring to a self-proclaimed
superior position (argumentum ad verecundiam?).

the source of my problem is a baseless pride, or arrogance?
what makes me king in my mind? is it possible to resign my position?

i still enjoyed reading your text, though. it was very entertaining.

someone,please answer question>>512.

I dont think there is difference. in the second sentence it is just one more word

>>520
the word "either" adds a sense of exclusivity, it points out that only
one of them is the murderer. also, it sounds a lot better in my opinion.

>>522
so,Do A or B implies A and B can be murderes together?

I know A or B have three meanigs : A and B,A,B in the logic.
But when native speakers use "A or B "in daily life,
does it usually mean almost the same as either A or B colloquially?
but not the same logically?

so if we want to specify the meaning of (not A and B) and (not A and not B)
it is better to use either A or B,right?

oh i can omit "the" from logic.

omit is not appropriate. i have to delete "the" from logic.

sorry, i enjoy studying as well as chatting.

>>523
>>so,Do A or B implies A and B can be murderes together?
logically, yes.

>>does it usually mean almost the same as either A or B colloquially?
you're right again. colloquially, there is no difference between the two options.

>>so if we want to specify the meaning of (not A and B) and (not A and not B) it is better to use either A or B,right?
exactly.

>>526
thanks a lot.

>>527
you're welcome.

Shrinks aren't lazy, shrinks are crazy. Who can listen to people talk about
their problems all day long without getting affected.

A good lawyer can afford a new shiny mercedes

A good neet can have new 寝癖des every morning.

Do you know Akiyama admitted that he put some oily cream on his body
when he fought Sakuraba on the k-1 ring? It's obvious
Tanigawa, or the organizer of the fighting event, want to
put an end to Akiyama's scandal by making him say sorry to Sakuraba,
and getting the fighting money back from his pocket,
but many people still suspect he wore a iron-embeded glove.

>>532
You have a mental problem.You are so addicted to 2ch that you've been brainwashed.
Akiyama wasn't intended to ruin the fight.He put on some skin cream for his dry skin.
The most serious problem is that you are forced to believe that many people support iron gloves suspicion.
You are an idot.Breathe air outside.

Wouldn't oily cream make it harder for both contestants?
It will make it slipperier for both fighters, and not just one.

David Duke for President!We can make the difference!

Akiyama should change his name to NURUyama as a penalty.

>>534
sakuraba is good at grappling.
akiyama used to wear judo kit,but didn't at this time.
while sakuraba can grab akiyama's judo kit,akiyama can't.
that is great disadvantage.remember royce gracie(master of
grappling with judo kit)
took off his judo kit,too.
royce can do fight without judo kit.but as for akiyama's case ,
still there great disadvantage.akiyama is not use to
a fight withouto judo kit.

>>535
you can hear cleary "slip sakuraba,slip sakuraba"from akiyama side
on the audio.

that contradicts press reports.

he has also " criminal records " during his judo time.
study.he got several remarks from his opponets,saying
his judo kit was slippery.his excuse was he used
too much detergent...

>He put on some skin cream for his dry skin
do you know his first excuse was that he was heavy sweater.
probably he made up a story and changed to another excuse.
why couldn't he reveal "the fact" first?

as for iron-embeded glove,i can't assert.
but not plausible story...unnatural.

media always tell the truth? never!!!

h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deviancy_amplification_spiral
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_panic
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_fear
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_fear#Lack_of_fear
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memories
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria

wwwww

from heavy sweater to dry skin.
LOL

>>537
I see, thank you for clearing that up.

from heavy sweater to dry skin.
LOL

>>537
> media always tell the truth? never!!!
2ch is madness.
You always freak out and go madness.

h ttp://www.ratical.org/ratville/CAH/WC091201.html
Some People Push Back:
On the Justice of Roosting Chickens

is interesting.

can you read japanese? from wiki
世界柔道選手権の代表決定戦にて、中村兼三選手に「柔道着が滑る」と抗議されたことがある。
世界柔道選手権でフランス、モンゴル、トルコの3カ国から「柔道着が滑る」という抗議を受けた
ことがある。（3カ国から抗議を受けるのは史上初の珍事）国際柔道連盟のチェックでは大きな問
題なしとされたが、「疑われるようなことが問題」という山下泰裕理事の指示で柔道着が交換させ
られた。「洗ったばかりで石鹸が少し残っていた」と弁解。
2003年2月4日放送のフジテレビ『ジャンクSPORTS』に柔道家として出演した秋山は、番組中に
「胴着を滑りやすくして有利に試合をすすめる」、「母親が柔軟剤のハミングを使って洗って
いる」といったコメントを残している。
http://sportsnavi.yahoo.co.jp/fight/k1/column/200701/at00011924.html
from his own words.
秋山は「実は多汗症なんです。すぐにボタボタと流れ落ちるほど汗が出るんですよ」と笑う。
LOL

not 2ch thing.logical speculation.

you can't blur with pedantism.

you could say incompleteness theorem,
relativity theorem or whatever
about simple new year's eve event.......

Akiyama is far from a fair fighter. Actually, he was ousted
from the world of Judo because he made his Judo wear slippery.
He's horrible.

i've just known that sakuraba was beaten hell from above
after failing to tackle akiyama down,
from the video ,not 2ch thing.
someone(sakuraba?)screamed "slip!"

to say the least,that was not a fair fight.
thanks to the cream, akiyama won.apparently.

i wish chute boxe guy would punish akiyama.

>>548
My take, too.

550GET

However, is there anyone in Japan who's stronger than Akiyama now?
Yoshida? Nakamura? Sakuraba? or Yamamoto KID? Get outa here!

Don't forget Akebono and Bobby Orogon~~

Oh! That's him! I'm sure Mr.Akebono can beat out Akiyama.

Actually, Akiyama is strong without cream.Noone objects to that.

I like Irish cream, Baileys.

I like Irish cream, Baileys, on vanilla ice cream. Chocolate ice cream is good too for Baileys.

Baileys on ice cream?
Isn't it too sweet@.@???
I like (left over) red wine on vanilla ice cream. It's really good.

Cut a watermelon or melon into half, and hollow out the center part
with a spoon.
Fill the hollow with brandy and eat with melon.
It's really tastety!!

Cucumber + Honey = Taste of melon

Strong barley tea + Milk + Sugar = Cafe au lait

Hi everyone! Can I join?

sure

>>561
How many balls can you juggle at a time?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8710797866388017148&q=Weasel+Stomping+Day
The song Weasel Stomping Day, by Weird Al.

>>557
It's not too sweet as long as you don't have ice creams that are too sweet.
Also, this is supposed to be a kind of dessert, so you'd only eat a small
amount per time.
I've never tried red wine like that, I have some right now at home, though
no ice cream.

>>563
I can juggle 2 balls at a time.
I'm a beginer.
How about you?

>>566
My mom can juggle 3.

>>564
The video clip reminded me a little of Monty Python, but this one
is even grosser.... lol

I'm vaguely suspicious that "juggle balls" is a dirty sexual reference,
but I'll play along. I can juggle 4, and used to teach juggling to
campers as a counselor during the summer.

>>569
4 @.@?!?!?!?!?
How is it possible?
I guess you need to throw balls very high to buy time.

>>569
Wow! you can handle 4 balls!
anyway, sounds like you are very good at English.
Have you ever lived in overseas?

>>570

Juggling 4 balls is really juggling 2 balls in each hand. Practice
juggling 2 pieces of tissue with your left hand, then your right.
Then try (this is the hardest part) to do both at once.

Look here to see the pattern: http://www.funnyjuggler.com/juggling/index.html
When you can do it with tissues, move up to balls.

Voila!

I really want to know how to improve English skill.
Especially writing and speaking.
I have a friend who lives in America.
She will come to Japan to see me in the end of October.
She will stay at my home for a week.
So I have to speak English.
I need to brush up speaking skill until October.
Don't you have any advice to improve speaking English?

>>572
I see the mechanism, thanx.
As a matter of fact, your explanation was much easier to understand
than the amination.

>>571

America-jin desu ^^;;

I live in Los Angeles. I can speak a little japanese but I can't read
kanji, so this is the only 2ch board I can participate on T_T

>>575
Is it warm enough to swim in LA now?

>>575
Oh! You are american! Sorry, I guessed wrong.
kanji is difficult for japanese, too. hehehe,,,
I've never been to Los Angeles.I want to visit there someday.
Actually, New York is the only city that I have ever been in America.
I went to South America via New York.
So I stayed there only a couple days.
But I loved it. can't wait to go back.

>>573

I really want to know how to improve *my* English skill.
I need to brush up *my* speaking skill *by* October.

OR

I need to brush up *my* speaking skill *before* October.

Don't you have any advice to improve speaking English?

I would say get some english children's books. If you read and
think in english constantly, you will become better at it. You
already have good skills, so I would say get some books for ages
10-12. They should be about 40-50 pages long, try to read 10 pages
a night before you go to bed.

If you are more advanced, Anne of Green Gables (Akage No Ann) is
available in english here - http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/etext92/anne11.txt

I understand it's very popular in Japan, so you should be able
to buy a copy in japanese to help you.

576>>

Early this week it was ~21 Celcius or so, although it was colder today.
So, yes, you could swim. It would still be fairly cold, however.

>>577

Venice Beach, Santa Monica Promenade, Westwood, Mulholland Drive,
Rodeo, Sunset, the Arclight, Getty Center - L.A. has many, many
things to see and do. However, it is a HUGE city, be prepared
to drive a lot :)

I want to visit Tokyo someday, and Kyoto. And maybe Okinawa.

>>579
There was a big bushfire (?) in Malibu quite recently, right?

>>578
Oh! Thank you so much to correct me. I'm really appreciate that.
children's books, I see, I see.
I'll try! I'll buy those books tomorrow!
Actually, I've been reading paperback since a long time ago,
but mostly there are so much unfamiliar words and expressions,
so I can read only a few pages per night.
and I'm a really lazy person,
so I usually skip over the unfamiliar words,,,
I know I should see a dictionary,,,
anyway, have you read "memoirs of geisha".
That was interesting and easy to read for me.

>>580

Yes, there has been a lot of strong wind lately, which made it worse
than it might have been. But, the fire fighters have contained it and
it is mostly extinguished now.

>>581

My pleasure :)

I think it is better to read easy books first, and only struggle
with a few unfamiliar words at a time. Then, as you learn them,
you can gradually level up to more difficult books. If you are
patient and keep at it, I think you will become fluent one day.

Ganbatte!

Also, I have not read "Memoirs of a Geisha", although my mother
did and she said she enjoyed it. I did study geisha culture in
college, though.

>>581
Thanks for your advice!
As I've said, i'm really lazy,so it's not easy to continue.
but I'll try! for sure.

That book was, even for me japanese,interesting and really gripping.
Worth to read. I recommend you.

I want to correct my post(>>583)
>That book was, even for me japanese,interesting and really gripping.
this is strange. I'm japanese, so it's natural that the book is interesting.
I meant to say that most japanese( including me ) don't know about geisha world ,
but even me , could enjoy that book.
so you can more enjoy that book than me.
because you are studying japanese culture at university,

anyway, I have to shut down my computer.
my baby likely get up soon. it's too early than usual.
I enjoyed chatting, thank you! see you again!

Farewell!

>>582
Do not read 'Memoirs of a Geisha' without reading 'Geisha, A Life'
(a.k.a. 'Geisha of Gion'), by Iwasaki Mineko, before or after it.
Memories of a Geisha is very fictional, and has taken a lot of
artistic liberties, while as the Geisha of Gion is the original
story Arthur Golden based his fictional tale on, and invented
many changes to it.

h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mineko_Iwasaki#Memoirs_of_a_Geisha
"Iwasaki felt betrayed by Golden's use of information she
considered confidential, as well as the way he twisted reality,
and denounced Memoirs of a Geisha as being an inaccurate
depiction of the life of a geiko. Iwasaki was particularly
offended by the novel's portrayal of geiko engaging in
ritualized prostitution."

"Part of Iwasaki's displeasure with Memoirs may
also have been because the character Sayuri seems
obviously modelled on Iwasaki, with many of the
book's main characters and events having parallels
in Iwasaki's life. These people and experiences
are often portrayed negatively in Memoirs, even when
their real-life counterparts were positive for Iwasaki.

Iwasaki sued Golden for breach of contract and
defamation of character. The lawsuit was settled out
of court in February 2003."

>>586, >>587
Gee, thanx very much for the information.
I almost Amazon.comed to purchase the Memoris of a Geisha without
knowing the original.
BTW, have you read both?
Which one did you like better?

hm. male geisha. interesting.
h ttp://www.thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/taikomochi.html

>>589
you mean, Sakurazuka Yakkun?

Akiyama used brass knuckles
http://up2.viploader.net/pic/src/viploader391964.jpg

I was really shocked to see this photo. What did he think he was doing?

>>588
I've read both. I enjoyed both, as well. If I had to pick one book only,
I'd pick the "real" one, but that's just because if I can't have both,
then I'd prefer the most accurate one. I'm planning to buy that one,
actually. As well as some other books on the topic.
http://www.amazon.com/Autobiography-Geisha-Sayo-Masuda/dp/0231129513/sr=8-1/qid=1168582911
this one, for instance. Perhaps 'Geisha' by Liza Dalby too.
I definitely am buying http://www.amazon.com/Kimono-Paul-van-Riel/dp/907482241X/sr=1-7/qid=1168583035
once I can afford buying another pile of books.

>>592
Thank you so much for such good information about the books.
Do you happen to be writing a thesis on Geisha, if I may ask?

>>592 h ttp://www.amazon.com/Book-Kimono-Norio-Yamanaka/dp/0870117858/

>>593
No. I just find them fascinating, among many other things.

>>591
I have no idea why he did it. Maybe he was dumb enough not be able to
read the rule book, or he thought he would be allowed to do anything
to beat Sakuraba up.

>>591
Is that a real photo, and not a digitally modified one?

>>595
I see. Thanx very much^-^

>>591
That's horrible. But I wonder if wearing brass knuckles to fight is
a break of the rules.

>>598
http://www.lizadalby.com/Geisha%20tea-eyes.html western 'geisha'

>>596
Hmm, I think the answer is the latter. In fact, he didn't even admit honestly
that he put dubious "body cream" on his body until people pointed out
he used the weapon. It's too good a timing. I can't help thinking
that he just wanted to close his scandals.

>>597
The photo is too clear to be fake, I think.
Either way, Akiyama should answer to the doubt.

Geisha is the same as prostitute.

>>599
If I'm not mistaken, under the article 6 of the k-1 rules,
putting any oil on or using weapons are strictly banned.

>>600
Even I'm Japanese, the only Geisha-thing that I relate to is the
Swedish (why??) chocolate named "Geisha."
Oh no @@@@@@

>>602
I think Geisha is similar to "Escort girls" rather than prostitutes.

>>603
Do you work for K-1?

>>602
I will toss a quote at you from a wikipedia user:
"The closest thing to geisha in Western culture may be the opera singer
or ballerina. They are all members of an elite class of performance
artists who must train very hard from a young age to master specialized
music and dance skills. And remember that until only about a century
ago, ballerinas and opera singers in the West were considered hardly
better than prostitutes. After all, they were usually attractive
young women who performed (both in public and at private parties!)
in revealing costumes, and they often received financial support
from wealthy male patrons as well. I'm sure that some ballerinas
have even had sex with their patrons, but this doesn't mean that
ballerinas are "really" prostitutes. Same for geisha.
CKarnstein 06:11, 17 November 2006 (UTC)"
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Geisha#Sugar_coating...

Not even the few remaining Oiran do prostiution any more,
according to wiki.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oiran

I thought I would link you to a Youtube file that tells you
what was happening between Sakuraba and Akiyama, but sadly,
youtube is not up and running now..

Well, in short, Akiyama broke the rules. Sakuraba tried to
ask the umpire for time out again and again but he ignored it.
More surprising is it that the umpire wrote his blog that implied
he was treated! No wonder he is suspected of bribery.

>>606
Of course, not. You can find the quotation of the rules
on the internet. I read it.

>>604
...You have the chocolate 'Geisha' in Japan? Somehow, that is hilarious.
h ttp://photoguide.jp/pix/displayimage.php?album=107&pos=0 Mmm, chocolate.
I'm attempting to find out why it's named so, though.

>>591
Oh... Is there any proof left after the fight? If the knuckles
was found, the guy would be punished.

>>604
http://www.translocal.net/ground/progress/laku/orient.html
hmmm

www.translocal.net/ground/progress/laku/laku5.html wwww

>>608
Good idea. If the umpire checked his glove soon after Sakuraba lost,
things would've been different, but as I mentioned, Akiyama seemed
to successfully buy the umpire before the match started, so nothing
could have been done about that..

2ch will be closed. damn

>>611
It's not 591, but I also watched the fighting match by live broadcasting.
I had never seen Sakuraba shouting for time-out in the middle of fight
like that. I figured something was wrong at that time. Afterwards, I was
informed of Akiyama's trick. I don't like unfair fights like Akiyama did.

>>615
What?! 2ch will be closed? How? Why? When?

>>610
I don't think they are sold at regular supermarkets in Japan.
I found them at an airport somewhere in Europe.

>>615
Which was a joke. How many time it's said 2ch would be down?

>>619
Twice.

>>618
I see.

Why is YouTube down?

>>617
It's not 615, but as far as I know, a doughtfull internet resorce
says someone sued Hiroyuki the organizer and administrator of 2ch
because Hiroyuki hasn't deleted posts that says bad things about him.
I don't know if it's true, but people say the man once killed a high-school
girl and concreat her.

>>622
Maintainance. It will be back up later.

>>623
Is that murdere at large now, or is he checking the 2CH from jail?

>>616
You're right. Even his mates (wrestlers, of course) clearly mentioned
that they also had never seen Sakuraba angry after fighting.

>>625
I don't know much about the incidence, but according to the
thread I read, no, he is now married to live a normal life.
He boasted about how he killed the girl.. But I'm not sure
if it's true or not.

Hot glogg is very tasty in the cold months of the year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glogg

Akiyama sucks. Why did he break the rules on purpose?

>>627
I see. It's hard to imaging he has a wife.

>>628
Are you from Europe?

>>631
Perhaps.

>>629
Because he is a weakling.

Look at this. It is another lawsuit against 2ch.

http://www.debito.org/2channelsojou.html

>>633
That's exactly what I thought. Wearing the weapon on his nackles
and putting slippery cream on his body, he must've been sure of
winning.

>>634
..What the hell? Has he lost it? Not that I know if he ever had any sense in that noggin of his.

>>634
"One simple thing I'm sure 2-Channel has thought of
is displaying all IP addresses whenever anyone posts.
That would pass the buck to the poster. But mysteriously
2-Channel hasn't done so"
Ahahaha... I'm not even Japanese and yet I see why
that would be a very undesirable thing.

noggin, lol~~

I have dog!
that is name POKO!

>>639
You know, Peko-chan is in a quagmire now.

Do you think Yukijirushi will end up filing Chapter 11 in the near future?

I wonder if any korean come here.

>641
ooops, not Yukijirushi, but Fujiya this time.

>>642
Who would be a supporter of Akiyama Yoshihiro the dirty fighter?

640>>
Yes,

I think there is no hero in Hero's.

>>644
Kiyohara, the boss

Kiyohara vs Shimoyanagi is coming soon!

>>638
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=noggin Informal.: a person's head.

>>649
I know, but I said lol because I thought the word had extinguished from
people's mind a long time ago.

"noggin" is a rare word. It is used mostly jokingly.

lol

I want it to snow, but it never snows where I live.

>>653
Have you seen one though? (besides on TV)

>>654
Yes. I have gone to see it snow in the mountains.

good.

>>648
That's not funny. Kiyohara seemed to know what Akiyama did...

>>650
I see. Nope, it isn't.


www.theartofdrink.com/blog/2006/03/cooking_with_whisky.php
Hunger makes me a bit impatient, it feels as if the french onion soup is
taking too long to get done.

I like French onion soup.

>>648
Of course, he kenw it.
Kiyohara is a baseball player or a TV talent?
He should do his best on his field.

"K-1 HERO'S" is planed to be held in America, but remember, dear
Americans, the guy (>>591) doesn't have a fair fight.

>>659
So do I. I've never made it before, though.

>>662
Oh. Are you putting alcohol in it? I've never had it with alcohol.

>>663
Yes, some whiskey a friend dumped on me (he's trying to quit drinking too much).
I figured I'd spare my liver, and use this opportunity to experiment with cooking.
I have a bottle of red wine, as well. I don't know what things I'll use that for,
though.
The whiskey imparts a rather favourable taste, and most of the alcohol evaporates
during the cooking.

>>664
Pour some leftover red wine on vanilla ice cream.
It's really good!

>>665
Yeah, so I was told, earlier in this thread. I'm intending to try it,
though first I must aquire some left over wine through using most of
it for something else.

>>666
Are you Japanese?

>>667
Does that matter? :-D

>>668
No. I was just wondering.

>>669
No, 666 is Damian from the Omen~~

>>>666 Damian
Red wine is good for making beef stew.
Wine makes (for that matter beer as well) beef very soft and tender, yum~~

>>670
I still haven't seen more than a few minutes of one of those Omen movies.
I'm not Damian, though. 666GET makes me think of that poster who has hell
in his tripcode.

>>671
Yeah, so I read. I looked around a little earlier, searching for recipies online.
I'm thinking of trying something akin to that, but I'd have to buy some beef first,
and it may take quite some time before I'll get around to that.

ねえねえ
おまえら２ｃｈ閉鎖されたらどこいくの？
場所教えておいて
そこに行くから

hello hello
where would you guys go if 2ch gets shut down??
Tell me the place
I'll go there

>>673
Didn't you know we are suppose to assemble in the Mecca of 2channelers
if anything ever happen to 2ch?

>>673
Well, maybe some random BBS. I already visit 4-ch.net and 4chan from time to time.

>>674
2ch is like a phoenix. If it dies, a new 2ch will be born somewhere else.

>>673
I'll meet you in front of the Oden vending machine in Akihabara.

>>673
Get a life! moron.
Who cares 2ch.
Get a job!Make friends outside.
That's the solution for you.

>>678
You are so insensitive. Haven't you read in this thread that there are people who can't make friends?

>>679
They should know what they think their friends in 2ch are not friends at all.
They don't have common sense.They are always infringing human rights because thay can't tell what is good and what is wrong.
I don't see any reason 2ch have to be exist with the status what it is.
It's time for enact a law against 2ch or eradicate 2chers.

>>680
Maybe the friends they have on 2ch aren't true friends, but sometimes that's the best they can do.
And how do you know they can't tell right from wrong? Maybe some people who come to 2ch can't, but I'm
sure that people like that also exist among those who don't visit 2ch.
So, I don't think there is anything wrong with 2ch or 2chers.
If you don't like it, just don't come here.

2CH is freedom~~

>>680
All you need is sensible mind to tell garbage from authentic and genuine
information.
I've received a lot of useful info. that I usually don't get
anywhere else, so I try to provide as much as I can in return.

Do you agree or disagree with what Akiyama did on the k-1 ring?

>>681
They lack basic social skills.Many indivisuals and companies have sued 2ch for libel.
Don't you realize the situations?
If 2ch hadn't existed,those kinds of cases would't have occured.
I don't if you know the fact,but some 2ch-criminals were apprehended by the police.
Most of those 2chers don't understand why they have to be found guilty on their activities on 2ch.
Because they don't have communication skills.
Before 2ch was established,they were just geeks,but now they can be hideous criminals because of 2ch's anonymity.
2ch do more harm than good.
That's an overt fact.

>>683
I don't get what you said.
You mean 2ch info is genuine?
Every thing is connected to Korean things here.You really believe in those craps?
You are the very 2cher I'm talking about.
It may be a waste of time to talk to you.
Be NEET forever.

You should really,really need to know the outside world.

>>686
I don't go to threads written in Japanese, so I don't know the situation there,
but this very thread you are reading now seldom addresses Korean things,
just so you know.

Besides, the fact that 2CH criminals are being caught by the police is a very good way to use 2CH,
because those people are problematic anyway, so using 2CH as a litmus test is a good way to
distinguish the evil from the good.

>>685
I agree that libel should not be tolerated, but it isn't 2ch's fault.
It's the ones who libeled's own fault. 2ch was only the means
for their libel, not the cause. Those people shouldn't be allowed to ruin
2ch for those who don't use it to spread libel.

And about the lack of social skills of people who go to 2ch...
How do you expect them to get social schools when society is so
cruel to people who are geeks as you call them? Maybe if people
would be more accepting, this problem wouldn't exist.

I am sorry. When I wrote "social schools", I meant "social skills".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G-5LRRTqLg
i found this intersesting video clip !
please tell me what you think

>>690
I think the woman on the right is a crazy bitch.
The newscaster was right. She should take her church out of America
and live somewhere else.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5569025972955988971
I also found this interesting video clip.
This is the funniest thing I have ever watched. Please enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdIGWiwWTss&NR
This video clip shows the evidence of what Sakuraba was saying.
When Sakuraba tried to grab Akiyama's leg, he was claiming it
was slippery. But the umpire ignored him. The umpire was punished
afterwards because of his lack of judging skills.
To my astonishment, he is suspected of bribery.

>>692
Home of challenge pissing, lol.

>>693
Poor Sakuraba. He was tricked.

>>690
Uggh... I hate these kinds of people.
When I am declared Pope, I'll call a crusade on all evangelists.
And fat people!

pope was a nazi.ans still nazi in his mind.

止まらない。本業では無口な左腕が、会見の内容を伝え聞くと別人のように声を荒らげた。
「どういうことなんだ。試合後に『多汗症で滑る』って言ってた人間が、塗ってるのがバレたら
『乾燥肌だからクリーム塗りました』なんておかしいじゃないか。故意じゃない？ありえねえよ。
もし、本当に故意でないなら、試合後に我々が抗議した時に言える話だろ。それを１０日後に
なって何を言ってんだ」と下柳は本紙に怒りをブチまけた。
コーナー下からの桜庭の勝利を信じて声援を送り続けた。試合の詳細はハッキリと覚えている。
「カメラの前で（クリームを）塗っていたから故意じゃないって言うのは、谷川さんの見解でしょうよ。
それに、向こうのセコンドが『滑らせろ、滑らせろ！』って声がマイクに入ってるんだよ。オレらは
試合が終わって何度も映像を確認したんだ。残り８分何秒くらいのところをボリューム上げて
聞いたら誰でも分かる。ということはセコンドも承知してたわけだよ」
命を懸けて戦場に臨むのは、野球選手も格闘家も同じ。下柳の糾弾は続く。「格闘家がそういう
ことをするとは思いたくないけど、これは間違いないだろ。直後に清原さんに抱きついてクリームを
取ってるようにも見えるし・・・。再戦？サクがやりたいと言ってもやらせない。仮に勝っても
疑念はぬぐえないよ。ルールを守れないなら、ただの路上のケンカになってしまうことを
分かってほしい」と言い切った。

（東京スポーツ　１月１３日（土）販売号より）

>>697
he was a member of the hitlerjugend and served in the german army
but he was not a member of the nazi party.

Duh. What's happened before?
I was forwarded to the バーボンハウス before whenever I tried to post.

>>700
2ｃｈの動作報告はここで。 パート20
http://qb5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/operate/1148760713/753-777

I also found this very very very very funny video.
I thought I was gonna choke to death laughing.
Please enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w

I watched the news from some forums in Hong Kong. 2ch administrator is going to bankrupt.
Where will you guys go if 2ch closes?
It would be bad being unable to chat with you guys here.

>>699
he might be too young to become a member of nazi party.

present Pope's hatred toward islam resembles white spremacist
idea which is once traditinal european ideals though.
Pope want to shut relationship with turk.
he priciously said turk does't deserve,turk which is not
chrstian,not european.
we can conclude that pope is concered about racial matter,too.
turks are almost white.but they are not indo-european,not christian.
so they are excluded from white conveniently.

i mean turk does't deserve EU

Why did Martin Luther King have thick lips?

Did he have a plastic surgery like Pete Burns?

>>707
Some people have thick lips, regardless of their genetical origin. I've seen
many Japanese people with thick lips (many with thin lips too of course).

>>703
This was asked before. >>673-677

>>708
are you refering to hamada?

hamada can't parallel with KING.

>>710
I wasn't thinking of hamada.

Akiyama is really suspicious...
This video is apparently cut off from a TV program.
It turned out Akiyama didn't get searched before fighting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsXT4OAK9kc

Many Japanese people would feel indignant when seeing this.

>>703
That's only a groundless rumour that's been said many times before.
So don't take it seriously. The news source is just a tabloid magazine.
Every threwed users that have seen through it find the news funny.
And if that's true, a new 2ch will be created somewhere on the cyberspace
where people easily find by a serching engine.

>>713
Akiyama obviously disgraced himself.
His only way out seems to be Nishiguchi-puroresu as a heel, lol

>>715
I wouldn't give him such a big chance, though.lol
Seriously, he should get back to his country.

>>714
i want to say 必死だなｗ in english.

kuchibiru nishi koukou principal hamada masahiro?

do you know jimmu onishi is the maser of english?
you can get to know why on youtube.

>>716
Isn't Akiyama Japanese?

Anyway, Koriki won't allow him to be a member of Nishiguchi at any rate, lol

>>719
he is japanese-national now.
but his parents are korean.he once challenged the position
of korean national judo team in olympic.but there was a
thick wall,in a lot of ways .after all,he couldn't win the
tournament.

so he came back to japan and got naturalized in japan,then
aimed at japanese national team in olympic.

he is the fourth generation of korean livinging in japan.

>>720
I see, thanx.

>>718
do you mean Jimmy Ohnishi?
I think he is a great artist but I didn't know he was a master of English.

>>722
check out on youtube.you'll know why he is great.

how kind i am!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plSfKHZZwZ4
this one.

I hate school. I have to go back next week. I keep having nightmares about it.

>>725
Me too.

>>725-726
I have a great idea for you.
Just quit it and look for a job!

>>698
Shimoyanagi is convincing. Akiyama should say something if he could.

I really wonder if "sweat" can be slippery in the first place.
I know "sweat" stinks and it is wet, but I have never seen "slippery"
sweat in my life.
So people concerned should never have acknoledged Akiyama's explanation
from the beginning.

>>727
That would be even worse.

>>730
Then, choose the better of the two, i.e. go to school.

>>731
I'm going to, even though I don't want to. What makes it worse is that I keep waking up thinking I have school assignments to do,
and then I realize that I'm not in school.

>>732
Being a NEET is the only solution to your problem.

>>733
I don't think that's an option for me, though.

Famous 24 aged NEET King said once ' Working means Loser'
You should put his proverb in your brain.
NEET is not so bad for your life

can you tell me Mami Yamasaki's 3 size and her short profile?
I watched Mechoike just now.

I agree with you.
That you must get job is meely capitalist's demagogue, a myth of moder age.
We do not need to mind such a lie.

I am a revisional Marx-Lenist. you bunch of idiots hold stupid idea at its ideology

Do anyone here have an acount in a sns-site"Myspace"?

I am a Yukorinst.

>>735
>>737
But if I don't get a job and make money, then how can I support myself?

It's a pity for you that Yukorin's fart actually smells not vanilla but garbagge.

>>741
Jack off can support you instantly.

I think it actually smells more like shit.

>>743
Who should I jack off to?

What makes you her stalker? What makes you buy her calender anniversally?
It's like throwing your money in sewer, isn't it?

>>745
Tamao Nakamura is best for you

>>747
Thanks for the suggestion.

>>741
No NEET has ever answered that question.

Ko..koro wo nanini tatoeyoo.......

I have imaginary girlfriend. which is bad. I should seek for some medical help

There's only idiots here.
terrible!

>>752
only idiot would do such mistake

>>751
Why? Is she sick?

lol

I am a lolicon.loli

im a 31-yr-old guy and looking for a French girlfriend. im about 159cm and a little heavy. im also not so hundsome, but a very generous and respectful person.

u have to be french with blond hair and nice legs. And im unemployed, so you have to be rich enough to support me.

if u r interested, please leave ur e-mail address here. i will then ask ur address and send u an application form. And u can send it back to me(ur pic must be attached).
im also a virgin.

Dont miss the CHANCE!!
I'm a 31-year-old guy who sniffs his mom's panties and only thinks of women as stupid fuckmeat. Does anyone wanna be my girlfriend? Warning, I'm pretty picky, as this is a big opportunity, me being such a great catch and all.

By the way, I'm a virgin, as long as you don't count when I fucked my mom. That doesn't count, right?

>>757
masutubate before dreaming a daydream!

you know Frank Sinatra? He's dead. dead. ahahahhah

>>757
you can have a very pretty girlfriend.

In the 5 yrs I've been on 2ch, this is the first time opening the English board...
and the "res" are as retarded and hilarious as the other boards.

wara

I decide to become an educated person. So I bought history of England, history of Europe,
and history of international relations in XX century!

Good Morning

I didn't sleep last night.
Actually, I was talking with evil sprits haunting me.
They speak using my mouth.
They slip into my body sometimes.
Last night they went away one by one, saying that they couldn't
bully me any more. They say I got too strong, because I've
learned too many ways to avoid their attacks.
I hope this condition will last longer. It won't, I guess though.

>>757
Fucking gah. Sir, if you are not fart man, then why the fuck are you spreading
his retardedness? If you are him, GTFO THE INTERNETS.

>>764

That asshole posts here too? I apologize on behalf of America.

>>765 he's from England if I remember correct. I apologize on behalf of anyone who speaks English.

Thamk you!

I feel like there is a joke about apology juice there, except I'm
not racist against koreans... some one else make it so I can laugh.

>>765
I don't know if it's him, but >>757 is partially copy pasta, I saw it in
his thread when I glanced at it earlier.

>>769
I was wrong, it's 100% copy pasta, two posts combined into one.

>>770
In that case, I prefer Italian pasta than the English pasta.

All recent posters are idiots. They are probably foreigner.

We've got to deside how to squash such foreigner.
I havn an idea.

h ttp://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Japanese_court_plans_to_seize_control_of_2channel

>>773
Instead of trying to make your e-penis look big by feebly attempting to impress people with threats,
how about contributing to this thread with something fun instead.

>>774
...I'm going to miss this place. A lot.

>>772
Nice try, but please learn the difference between plural and singular and come back
again.

>>774
I hope they will only ban the radical Japanese threads, because in this
thread, we've been only discussing important issues such as
boobs, lolicons, Yukorin, NEET, etc, etc.

>>777
wwwww

hey guys! if 2ch will get closed we all should create a chat in english thread there:
http://4-ch.net/language/
let's continue our nice chat there!

>>779
I'm game, if in case 2ch is closed.(I think chances for closing
is quite slim, though).

X is
O are

How long can 2ch continue to lose lawsuits and stay around?

beats me.

How could anyone imagine this famous (and infamous) huge board system
in just one week or two?

I meant, How could anyone imagine this famous (and infamous) huge board system
would disappear in just one week or two?

Sorry for my lame English.

>>779
That forum looks kind of dead compared to this one.

>>786
2ch has millions of users. 4ch has hundreds or maaaybe thousands. Probably hundreds.

>>774
If that wikipedia article is true...
Let it be known that we lived in the time of 2ch, a golden age.

Ah well, I guess that means the internet is back to being just for porn and harassing
children using myspace.

chat at the end of the world

shout love at the center of the world.

>>779
Can I use sen-bra on the boards?

i doubt but anyway I dont think that 2ch will get closed...

>>791
What is "sen-bra"?

俺専用ブラジャー

>>793
shorthand of "senyo browser"

2ch only browser(e.g. Jane, gikonabi, Live2ch)

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i want to talk about football.

19. you're only 19 for god's sake!!!

800

If 2ch closes, a new 2ch will be born on another internet. Mutant 2ch
will grow bigger, stronger than before within 3 years.

>>801
True.

>>791
I do not know. Perhaps. Perhaps not. Should not be difficult to get people to make such browser if it does not exist already.

I think it's highly unlikely that 2ch will be close, because
if the rumor was true, it should have been on those tabloid TV programs, so-called
wide-shows, but I've never seem it anywhere to date.

Why will 2ch close?

there are the gossip.
I understand just now.
recently, I was surprised.
because, on top page the pot
was changed to the other.
I feel, that is so impressive.
By the way. Where does the gossip come out from?

Are there English threads in 3ちゃんねる, in case ２ちゃんねる gets
closed?

Hey, guys. Just tell me the meaning of "TADA".
How does it work? Is this a just sound, like "ジャーン" in
Japanese or something? Can you give me an example?
It's so crap. How do we understand a spoken language, especially
foreign-mixed fucking English?

"Tada" is a word of enthusiasm and mostly used when you want to show someone something you think is interesting.

For example:

"Tada! Isn't my new car cool?"

>>807
Tada is a surname of a person.
e.g. 多田のりお

>>809

Oh, yeah! That makes sense! I thank you!

...Are you expecting a comment something like this?
You've got an ass-kissing from me.


>>808

Are you serious to say this?
Where does it come from? For me, it sounds Japanese.
Man, is this a sort of influences coming from anime?

>>810
Oh, you already kissed my ass, thanx!

>>810
You sound like the Indian guy from "Goodness Gracious Me, Everything
comes from India" lol~~
"Tada" has been around for a long time in the English language, way before Americans discovered
Japanese anime.

There are very few Japanese words in the English language. None of them have come about from anime,

>>810
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tada
Tada has been in the English language for a long time. Magicians often use it. It has nothing to do with anime.

タダじゃーん

Which do you like better, Akiyama or Sakuraba?

I like Tada.

I like Akiyama. He is superior.

Superior in what way? In getting away with cheating?

おまいら、UNIX板の小学6年生が作った２ちゃんねるプラスClone掲示板に参加しようぜ！！
ｽｸﾘﾌﾟﾄも自作だそうだ

トップページ
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/2chpls/


開発メインの板(UNIX)
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/cgi-bin/2chpls/2chpls.cgi?type=top&board=unix

VIP
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/cgi-bin/2chpls/2chpls.cgi?type=top&board=news4vip

ﾀﾞｳｿ板
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/cgi-bin/2chpls/2chpls.cgi?type=top&board=download

ﾆｭｰ速
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/cgi-bin/2chpls/2chpls.cgi?type=top&board=news


本スレ＠2ch
２ちゃんねるプラスClone開発スレ
http://pc10.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/unix/1168737020/


ちなみに全板unicode対応でさらにハングルやアラビア語も表示可能

まだできてから二、三日しかたってないのでバグがあったりするから報告すると喜ばれるかも

Since this is an English thread, I have translated the above poster's spam.

Let's participate in the 2 Channel Plus Clone Message Board created by a 6th-grader from the Unix board, you guys!
It seems he created the script too.

Main Page
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/2chpls/

Unix Board
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/cgi-bin/2chpls/2chpls.cgi?type=top&board=unix

VIP
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/cgi-bin/2chpls/2chpls.cgi?type=top&board=news4vip

Download Board
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/cgi-bin/2chpls/2chpls.cgi?type=top&board=download

News Board
http://networks.servebbs.net:9685/cgi-bin/2chpls/2chpls.cgi?type=top&board=news

the development thread for the 2 channel plus clone message board at 2ch
http://pc10.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/unix/1168737020/


BTW, using Unicode, Hangul and Arabic can be displayed on all boards as well.
It's only been up for 2 or 3 days, so please report any bugs you find.

>>801
Yeah, that's true, but it won't be as good as the old one.
There will now be hierachies. There will be people who went to the old
2ch and think they know everything, as well as put down newcomers.
Not only that, there will be lots of smaller boards that claim to be
the true successor.
I wonder if the 2ch admin had a son? How will we know the true 2ch
from amongst the false ones? Board invasions will increase, lands
will be conquered and blood spilt. A new but familiar period in Japanese
history may begin soon.
That, or people will just migrate in large numbers to another board, or
that a number of large boards will emerge, and while permanent communities
will be smaller, there will be a lot of crossover memes and chat. lol.

Surely 2ch isn't the only large Japanese message board that exists at the moment.

>>821
Thanx very much for the translation!

If you were a pretty lowteen virgin girl, you would have the biggest chance to be more than my lover.
don't miss your oprtunity.

Nice try, but
I prefer a guy who can spell "opportunity" correctly.

Thanks for your advice to my typo.
I am waiting for many many pretty kitties.

>>825.
you are loli.lol

I am bisexual

>>822

How will the "2-ch veterans" know each other from the newbies?
Since everyone is Mr. No Name.

I can't write in Japanese, but maybe someone who can, should
start a thread called "Committee to find backup site in case
of 2ch failure" or something. It may take a while and a lot
of arguments, but if everybody knows about "phoenix-ch" or
whatever, there is a designated heir and much bloodshed can
be avoided.

>>828
For a westerner, your statement sounds bizarre...
Loli being an abbreviation for lolita, an underaged girl, instead of being the abbreviation for lolicon like in Japan.
Westerners usually do not abbreviate their abbreviations. Lolita complex -> Lolicom -> Loli.

>>831
But actually, "loli" is a term commonly used inside 4chan....
i think from now on, many Japannese words (especially related
to anime, manga, and other sub-cultural stuff) will be
exported to other parts of the world.

Can I ask questions about English grammar and expressions here?

yes. you can.

As few people were buying his pencils, he could hardly earn a living.

>>825
I lol'd.

why do anglo-saxon go along well with the jews?

irish american ,for example,henry ford had a
high morality.

anglo-saxon are younger brother of german people.
german awakend to jewish hypocrisy.
but anglo saxon in british and US collaborated with the jews,
even were controlled by the jew.

I like Jaws.

>>834
Thank you.

These are exerptions from Harry Potter.
1)He had known Hagrid to present a vicious baby dragon with a teddy bear.
2)The gigantic spode, Aragog, who dwelled deep in the Forbidden Forest
　and which he and Ron had only narrowly escaped four years ago.

The first question is about how to use "know" of the first sentence.
I have never seen it used this way: "know someone to do something".
I wonder if the usage is commonly accepted.

The second is concering "who" and "which" in the second sentence.
Why does the author(J.K.Rowling) use them like this? Is there any
difference if those words are interchanged?

I'm sorry. "spode" is a typo. I meant "spider", of course.
Sorry about that.

german are straight descendant of west germanic people.
some of them shipped to britain.

they are basically the same in racial viewpoint.
but why are they so different in historical and cultral ways?

maybe british people are ayrans in appearance.
but their spirits are the same as the jews.

not the skincolor or ethinic or religion agenda.
when they act like the jews and think like the jews,
they are the jews.so white americans and white british are
the jew.new formula.

anglo-saxon are the worst group in europe.=jew

i don't know anglo-saxon are essentially similar to the jews or
they got bribed by the jews.
anyway now they are the jews.

so what?

DUDE! I HAVE EXAM IN 22 HOURS! I NEED TO ANSWER ABOUT 25 QUESTIONS!!

>>839
yes, know someone to do something sounds fine, but i don't think that it is used very much.
Maybe it is used more in books than everyday speech.

i think that it sounds better the way the "who" and "which" are in the second sentence.
i think using "who" kept the spider as the subject, but when she used "which" then
"he and Ron" became the subject and the spider became object.
"The gigantic spider dwelled deep in the Forbidden Forest"
"He and Ron had narrowly escaped the spider 4 years ago"

>>843
i will let you know the answers.

number 1 translate dick into japanse. answer チンコ！

http://yujirotensai.rakurakuhp.net/

I hate the foreigner in here.

I am great ambassador of the VEGETABLES. please suck my dick

>>847
but you're filthy foreigner too? right baby?

oh baby u dont say anything

>>847
× I hate the foreigner in here.
○ I hate the foreigners in here.
There are several of us here in this thread. There are even more of us on this board.

>>832
Loli is indeed commonly used in 4chan, however in the way >>831 said.
Example sentences "Oh lawd is dat sum loli!" [= "Oh lord is that some loli(ta)"] (often about a drawn underaged girl,
but sometimes also about a photo of an underaged girl, though photos of real girls is more commonly called CP
(short for Child Porn). Also, in text about real underaged girls, they are commonly referred to as loli(s),
unlike what's traditional when it comes to photos.
Lolicom/lolicon is not abbreviated, because it cannot be abbreviated further without conflicting with the
abbreviation of lolita, and that word is as common as lolicon.
Bonus 4chan rounds:
v& = vanned = busted by the FBI (taken away in an FBI van)
b& = banned
party van = FBI van

I get impatient now.
because I can't English.

Don't get impatient!
Let's English!!

http://4-ch.net/news/kareha.pl/1168678459/l50
They say 2ch is going to closed soon. Is this true? This is awful. Can 2ch users to nothing to save it?

>>854
There has been a plausible rumor hanging around.
In case the rumor is true, we might as well go to 3ちゃんねる, 4-ch.net,
>>821 or somewhere else, because if that is really going to happen, there is no way for us to prevent it.

お前ら気持ち悪いんだよ。うんこまん

うっせーまんこ

lol~~

ａｋｉｙａｍａ

>>841
Don't get "British" confused with "English"...

My ancestors were pictish and celtic... not anglo-saxon.

Just saying.

Oooooooooooops!

イギリス人の国技は人種差別
ttp://academy5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1168773551/

ふつうtomodaｃ[email protected] だろ

Do you know that you can get raped in jail?

>>862
Hint：heresy people

freecycle.org is cool! I want free stuff too!

>>860
but definitely you are mixed with anglo-saxon too.

by the way,do you know british blood consists maily of
british indigeous people:iberians? they are not endo-european.

Crazy people. They dress up in outfits pretending to be ninjas: h ttp://askaninja.com/

ninjya is cool~~

70% of british blood is iberians.

so,anglosaxon and celt were minority in the area.
but they loved to kill and know how to kill efficiently.
in that sense,they are clever.just like spanish are clever than
great south americans.but spanish intelligence are very low.

anglosaxon looted ,occupied and raped indigeous people and mixed with them.

maybe anglosaxon is more savage　than celt.

british people inherited brutality from anglosaxon and celts.

and they borrowed slyness from the jews.
information tactics,loan sharking,extortions,etc.

perfect combination of evil.

how come you hold such a grudge against anglosaxon and celts?
Were your ancestors killed by them?

Iberian pigs are tasty.

rain, rain, go away
come again, another day
rain, rain, go to Spain

oh,it will rain in tokyo.
but it won't rain hard.just drizzle.

will it turn into snow around midnight?
silent night, holy night~~

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu90LkTwKIA - a very enjoyable parody of Harry Potter!
She grew breasts!

>>870
man, how do you know so much about genetics?
you're a biologist, aren't you?

anyway - gregor mendel would be proud of you.

Snoopy likes mendelssohn.

megadeath is better

which do you think yukorin is a pretender or a pure girl?

she is neither a pretender nor a pure girl
she is a fairy from a fairy planet.

I fear that she is a fairy is not a fair idea.

I have exam in 2 hours!

uho!

I wrote all answers for my exam in a notepaper so when tearcher turns out I can copy
answers for notepaper! but I havent answered some questions yet!

>>867
it is funny that white people pretend to be ninjaswwwwwww

2 hours till the exams! I am getting nervous

>>887
Good luck!

∧∧ 　
ミ・・ミ good luck!
( 　 )〜

>>889
(o_o)

∧ ∧
(O_O )

>>886

The soul of a ninja is not informed by the color of his skin.

ninjya can walk on water
ninjya is freedom~~

Ho Ho! I passed my exam! I got B! I am quite happy. it is the last exam! but I failed
english so i need to pass it again in february!

I am a ninjya who is protecting prime minister abe.

　　　c､
〜（＿_・> me

Now, I'm a ninja girl! I'm gonna get you!

my sword can enlarge and shrink to its original siza again after bursting something white fluid

my sword is equipped between my legs.

I don't want you to say...anything
I didn't feel a thing when you told me that
you didn't feel a thing when I told you that
I didn't feel a thing, another breakfast with you

900

I heard that 2ch is closing down! Is this true?!

∩ ∩　
（・.・）I don't think so.

look at this!
http://2ch.net/

As much as we have the pink.bbs, we are perfectly happy!!

>>895
it's cute

As I've always thought, without me, the thread loses energy.

>>906
I hope you can revitalize this thread. you can do that because you were the only resident who is a NEET.lol

ex-friend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now）
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!

I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.

Have a nice day!

Why don't you turn yourself in?
The world will be a little peaceful.

There have been never occured any wars in Korin planet since the reign Queen Yukorin.
Would you like to live there?

I would if there were.

Look for that place, dude!

Mr Shit is always kind to anybody he sees on the internet.

Aichitell is a funny TV shows.

What time is it now?

>>894
abe is shit

What do you mean, shit?

suck my cock

I'll take a sip of shampaign.

how about martin luther coon's day?

i heard he was a plagiarist,adulterer.

"i have a dream that some day i have several white wives."

Please tell me what ZOMG means.

What has become of DJ OZMA?

>>921

It is an odd truth that many men who are great statesman were terrible
people in their private lives. George Bush doesn't drink, he doesn't
cheat on his wife, he isn't a plagiarist. But, he is an awful leader.

Martin Luther King may have had personal problems, but he brought
out something good in America. A dream of peace, an end of racism.
I guess it makes sense that the most racist people on earth, the
japanese, would mock him. But don't you feel small?

>>922

OMG = Oh My God!

ZOMG = Zoh My God!

Stupid kids in the west think that putting a "z" on a word makes
it more cool.

the most racist people on earth are British

>>924
Bush did drugs when he was young, though. And his daughters drink a lot of booze, but I do not
think that will make them good leaders.

racism and the sense of inadequacy go hand in hand. that's for sure.
if you are genuinly content with who you are,
you don't have to look down on anyone to feel better about yourself.

anyway.
it's pointless and stupid to judge people based on what group they belong to.
ok, jerks are jerks- we don't have to take any shit-no question abou that, but at least,
let's just judge on individual basis,
not by race, nationality, sex, religion, etc.

>>928
I agree.

most racist people on earth, the
japanese, would mock him

LOL ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ　average white americans and rich white americans
stay away from blacks.they don't face the reality,and
surficially tell idealizm.hypocrites. sociology data
back my suggestion.
but people of racists groups---of course,US have the highest racist group rate,
and US is the father of racist trend----have to face non-whites,sometimes violent ones,
daily.they have to work ,live face to face with blacks,hispanics etc.
that's cynical

martin luther king may have done great job.king may be great.

but he just brought black-status close to normal.
king is great.but US is not great.
thye were us citizen but didn't have franchise,they couldn't
eat,get on a bus,go to school with whites.

big gap illusions us.it also shows how US were racist state in the world.

even if charles manson regrets and apologize,he can't be good person
and can't delete what he did.

except jew-hating ,what's the big differnce between US and nazi-germany.
remember only 30-40 years ago.concentration camp,segregation,slavery,,,

white educated people
don't wanna even pay any attention to blacks.
with election,hiring, they have to attract non-whites though.

racists are racists.Shockley is genius.
he won nobel prize.he had succesful life.
but racist.

he was queer because it is general that successful people don't mention
openly what they think inside.

kennedy is popular. every one admits it. but it is questionable he
acheived in propotinon to his popularity.
image is crucial.

on the other hand,presuming bush is an idiot.unfair.

i personally don't support bush though.i think he is not a
bad man. but his cronies are evil.

I am queer too

We should eat Fujiya all the more at this hard time!!!!!!!

Hail Pekochan!!!!!!!!! Hail victory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enperor Kewpie is no match for Furor Pekochan. Zeig hail!!!

Prim minister Koizumi was very popular, but probably his popularity
exceeded his true value.
On the other hand, poor successor Abe is so unpopular, because whatever
he does/says, he is overshadowed by the strong impressions of Koizumi.
Anyway, Abe is a bad speaker.

>>935
Please go ahead and eat Fujiya products and save Peco-chan.
They said their over-experation dairy products were only as bad as causing stomach problems
for a 3-year-kid, so if you are older than that, you should have no problem.

http://www.wanderingmoon.com/dollimages/Pekochan.jpg
Above,our furor Pecochen.

http://motomachicake.bitacoras.com/kewpie.jpg
Emperor Kewpie.

Although I have some Peco-chan piggy-banks, she doesn't lool as
cute as before......
Kewpie is still cool.

I've heard rumours that 2ch is going to die next week...

Are they true?

There are rumours that 2ch will be closed next week, but there are also other rumours that
those rumours are only originated from one tabloid newspaper and not true.
I've glanced at some of the threads but couldn't figure out what the truth was.
If anyone can expain the situation better, I'd also much appreciate it.

Does anyone still have fujiya procucts before the date of the incident
in the refregeator?

I offer to eat them.

>>940
At least,Administrator hiroyuki don't intend to quit.

>>942
yeah, Fujiya products are disappearing from stores.
Rare species on the verge of extinction!

I fucked 27 year old european women today! I am 20

>>945
In your dream, I bet!

I was sexually abused when I was 9. A neighbor kid that was 12-14 y/o like to suck my PENIS and I sucked his.

>>947
real story? i want to hear more. how did it feel?
still traumatic?

>>948
which side of the act are you referring to?

充実したクリスマス休暇を過ごした様子、あなたのメールからも
十分にこちらに伝わってきます。

英訳　おねがいします。

I'm deeply sorry to hear that you had a terrible Christmas.

↑Don't make fun of him.lol
What would you do,If he sent that massage!lol

I want to make love with sexy Latina.

>>940
(\__/)
(='.'=) i don't think so
(")_(")

uho!

Hello. I am >>653. My wish came true. It hadn't snowed here in around 20 years,
but it finally snowed again yesterday.

I wouldn't go around bragging about the size of your "chinko." Most Japanese girls have small "manko" and aren't too turned on about size.

>>956
you are a selfish son of a bitch.
many people suffer from snow one way or other

Are there pretty and virgin girls who are under 14 here?
You can have the biggest chance to be more than my lovers.
It means SF.

oh...pretty girls. don't be afraid, do not need to worry and hesitation.
I am very kind.

>>956
like...where is it?

>>961
Are you asking me where I live? California

>>962
oh, I see.
Very congratulations!

"I want you to be my friend!"

Why? why can't I say those words to her? It seems too easy...

I hate to break it to you, but we all benifited from those tax cuts.

OTOH, you are benefittin from ...

Her wrinkles and gray hair belie her true age.

so much for my life!! ＼（＾o＾）／
hi everyone!!

how many people in this thread??

>>969

名無しさん＠英語勉強中: 1
fart man: 2

There are 2 people in this thread.

>>970
Don't make fun of me. It's kinda like an answer to the question of
how many kinds of people there are in this thread .

Hey any one bought Ken Hirai's new single?
哀歌(Elegy) is really great. I wonder the movie "愛の流刑地" would be that cool too.
Too bad the movie is not up in Hong Kong yet.

was you lonely at university? Cuz I am very lonely at my uni... I am always alone
not talking to other ppl

>>972
He sings really well, but I haven't bought any of his CD album.
Anyway, personally I don't bother to see the movie. J-media are
so stupid as to encourage adultery. I don't call it a true love.

Don't worry. You guys are gonna have a bootleg before its out.

This thread will come to an end soon. What should we do?

I just remembered some people in here were worried whether or not
this message board will be closed. I read somewhere that Nishimura Hiroyuki, the organizer
of 2ch, said clearly he has the inclination to continue 2ch.

Some "kami" needs to start part 76.

If it's up to Hiroyuki, then there is no problem.
The question should be whthere some higher authority do something that could lead to the closure.
I don't really know the situation but I'm sure it's not Hiroyuki's decision.

Do you believe in Shinigami, or death god?
What if you have a death note in your hands?
Do you write down a name on it?

Hiroyuki presented himself as "forever 19, hikikomori"

>>979
Someone sued Hiroyuki asking for deletion of posts about himself.
Rumour says that the court decided to the judgement that he should
pay 10 thousand yen a day and he's been ignoring it, so the total amount
of money has come to 5 million yen.
Well, the point is, if 2ch's domain were taken by the court,
Hiroyuki would start a substitute.

5 million is like nothing to him.
He just wanted to make a scene.
It's his set up. He's written the ending too.

2ch, closed? fat chance! You should wake up and smell the coffee.

>>984
And you should get a new catch phrase! What is this showa?

>>984
I recommend that you wake up and smell your fart,lol~~

>971
>how many kinds of people there are in this thread

There are just 2 kinds of people in this thread.
1.People who agree with me
2.Idiots

thank you

I'ma idiot who agrees with you.

additonal criterion

3. Idiots who agree with me

(^.^) I agree with you.

('o'); But, I'm not a person!

(^.^) So I disagree with you!

(T_T) I'm an idiot, aren't I?

>('o'); But, I'm not a person!

If you are not a person, what the hell are you?

I guess he/she is a software that post a message automatically
once every ten minutes or so.

I am software.

>>993
Are you soft?

>>991

(^.^) I am an anthropomorphized ASCII drawing. (Well, "drawing" might be a bit extravagant.)

>>995
how come you know such a difficult word as 'anthropomorphized'?
lol!!!

>>996
Better that word, than "onomatopoetical"

I'm all alone! The horror.

『貴方だけををあいしてる』

『これからもずっとそばにいてね』

『ずっと一緒』

をどなたか英語に変換してください涙

1000

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