Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 70

>>871
I bet having boobs is like having a sixth sense.
They tell you things and can shoot laser beams.

>>872
The only thing dumber than a stupid guy is something that gets fucked over by
a stupid guy... in other words WOMEN

Don't throw unclaimed boobs at passing cars!
They are not boob bombs to crush cars!!

for you 871 i don't need booooobs either a big one. for your information i am a 35 cup d, and that's enough for me. i don'T want much more. it' to heavy

>>876
I wonder how a policeman explains to someone's family that their
loved one was killed in a boob related accident.
"One of the boobs seems to have gotten caught under the break pedal,
the other one hit his head."

Do your shoulders get stiff wearing big boobs?

【緊急速報】鳥山明が10年ぶりにDBを描く
http://news20.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1164727301/

yes i am tired of having big boobs

His name is Riko.

rico? is he a japanese

>>881
Give them to us, we'll give them a good home.

here come in to my place, and i will give it to you here at yamagata city

I don't believe there's a nice woman with big boobs in here.

you leave almost one hundred

Someone says big boobs and nipples look like sunny side up egg.

>>888
Your girlfriend should see a doctor.

I really wonder whether boobs get stiff on account of their weight.

there is and it's me jacquelyn fernandez
from philippines

>>891
Sorry?

>>891
Hi Jacquelyn
I'm George Washington :)
Come to Mount Rushmore and show me your package

I want to fuck a goat!!! yeah this is pretty weird I know but I can not help myself!

What if boobs grow from both of your shoulder blades?

>>894
I read somewhere that actually happened.
Go ahead, if I came across a guy on the street who wanted to
fuck a goat, I wouldn't stop him.

I guess Lubosuka must be big breasted.

>>854
Yes, I do. Don't you?

割り込みｽﾏｿ
質問なんだけど
ｵﾙﾀﾅﾃｨﾌﾞとｸﾞﾗﾝｼﾞってどういう意味？

学無しに教えて下さい

sorry., i can't go now there to mt. rushmore. i'm here in japan it's to far from here

>>877
Are you telling the truth? You have big boobs?

sumimasen deshita. imi nani? kanji chotto yumenai desu kedo. mou hiragana daijoubu desu.

yes i have i big. but honestly, i don't want big two. just right for my height and besides i'm 51 kilos 5'5 in height and it is not compatible. isn't it?

hey guys, where are you all, why no answeｒｓ？

ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｉｓ　ａ　ｅｘｐｌｏｓｉｏｎ　ｂｏｍｂ　ｉｎ　ｔｈａｉｌａｎｄ，　ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｅｒｅ，　ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｇｏ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｔｏ　ｔｈａｉｌａｎｄ？

I don't want to die

ｍｅ　ｔｏｏ　ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｗａｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｄｉｅ．　ｂｕｔ　ｉｎｂｅｄ．　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｗａｎｔ］　ｔｏ　ｄｉｅ？

Sometimes I want to be a home cat! it is a sweet dream isnt it?

I'm dropping out of this world

If I were a cat, I would like to be caressed by a beautiful girl everyday.

I am white but I want to marry japanese girl

I don't want to remain myself as a NEET.

>>911
who are you?

I am mighty whitey

suck my cock

My japanese wife will suck my cock.

>>914
You should suck my cock. I am 5- years old jobless man

5X years? are you really in your 50's? wow that s a record

shes in a no good mood
he orders a car

What doesnt kill us makes us stronger

I doubt it.

this is a honest post. I have fucked 0 girls.

So no one was hurt.
Including yourself.
He he he.

Copacabana, Copacabana~~
Music and fashion were always the passion at the Copa~~
They fell in love~~