Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 68

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3. Posted by えびす July 13, 2006 10:42
がいな◎いこの2人の友達のブログより★あきンたさん＆ラヴうささん 以下が彼との会話の一部です。
彼『お！久しぶりじゃん！！』
私『ええ、そうですね・・・』
彼『最近、レッスン来てる？・・・来てないでしょ？』
私『まあ、ボチボチですかね』
彼『マメに取ったほうがいいよ〜』
私『え、ええ・・・』
彼『ところで、おたく今レベルいくつ？』
私『いちおう・・・・ふ、ふぉーです』
彼『・・・・・』
私『ちなみに・・・？』
彼『・・・・い、いや、俺もなかなか来れなくってさ、し、しっくすだよ』
『もうすぐ上がれるって言って何ヶ月経ってんだい？』・・・って即ツッコミを入れたかったけど止めておきました＾＾；
しかし、私が今Ｌ４にいることを告げたときの彼の顔といったら・・・ クックック・・・見せたかったですよ（核爆）

Howdy howdy

いいことを教えてやろう。
こんなスレを立ててくれたんだからな。
スペイン語で数字の「５」のことを「Cinco」って言うんだ。
OK、あぁ、わかってる。
お前のことだからとりあえずチンコを連想しただろ？
読み方をカタカナで表すとシンコって感じなんだが、
まぁ、今はそんなことどうだっていいんだ。
いいか、よく聞け。
これからは２ゲットの時代じゃなく、５に Cinco って書くことが流行る。
そう、５に合わせてただ Cinco とだけ書くんだ。
読み方のわからない厨房はチンコを連想するだろ？
まさにそれが狙いなんだ。
頭のいいお前には「５」ってことがわかるが、厨房には「チンコ」だ。
わかるか？それがお前と厨房の差なんだ。
これからはそうやって５をゲットすることでお前のすごさを見せ付けてほしい。

↓さぁ！

manco

Oh, sorry I made a stupid mistake.


Manco Capac (Quechua Manqo Qhapaq "splendid foundation", also Manku Qhapaq) was the first king of the Kingdom of Cuzco. There are several versions of the story of the origin of Manco Capac.

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anyway,let's taIking about Final Fantasy!

What is your favourite FF？

I like 9.

http://blog.live
door.jp/howyoudoing/
業務管理部と長野マネジェーのみなさん、私はレベル4の解説をしてお子図解化成で居ます。有料クリックいっぱいです。そろそろ一周年になるなあ・・・Ｌ４歴（爆）
みんなに上のアドレス教えてあげ下さい。お金ホスイ。
英会話スクールでのレッスン日記ですぅ
Today's voice was farewell party for Holly. October 20, 2006Ｌ４-VOICE-１１１"Farewell Voice英会話スえいクールでのレッスン日記ですぅ
Today's voice was farewell party for Holly.
Unbelievably 11 students were there.
It rarely happens in my brunch. I mean it.
There're only 2 or 3 students normally.
※Ｌ４-８０-Ｆ０５-『That reminds me of the time of...』
有名になって、有料クリックでお子図解稼ぎ、情報は望校の内部除法です。
ラストレッスン・・・by Holly October 19, 2006
長野とラストレッスン・・・by Holly October 19, 2006　Farewell Voice October 20, 2006Ｌ４そろそろ一周年になるなあ・・・Ｌ４歴（爆）英

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>>4

May his soal rest in Heven.

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Yes! we need protein!!
Everybody PASSION!!!

PASSION!!

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#12、正しくは
What a stupid thread this is！ですよ　　BY Lef

this is がいるのか？

俺はよくthis is とかが付いてないやつを見かけるんだが…
どうなんだろうか？

スマン、１９じゃなくて２０だ。

 

DEAR ALL
HOW ARE YOUR GRANDMA?

i protiein drink drink, so i am power up strong man.^_^
i strong man is macho , so i can fight and you lose,
because i now power is big and afread . don't cry. hahahahahahaha

Dear all,
How are you doing these days?

Neet as usual

me too

me three

by the way, what kind of thread in 2ch do you usually watch?

>>30
Karaoke

youtube

news sokuhou

In karaoke forum you can listen to them singing karaoke.
They uplowad their audio file.

>>24
Both of mine are dead.

>>31
oh, that sounds like a lot of fun
I'll go to the karaoke board to listen to their singing.

>>33
Some of them sing very well like a pro.

There's similar atomosphere in Karoke and Englsih forum based on jealousy.

No matter how well he/she sings, some people nitpick.
It's OK as long as it's a constructive critisizm but more often not,
harsh comments come with jealaousy.

I think so too

There's jealously in this forum?

Well, people here tend to be jealous of Japanese who is good at English.

I'd like to ask you what your typical breakfast is like.
Even among Japanese, there are two types of breakfast, Japanese
style and western style.

My breakfast is kind of like western style.

A slice of bread. Yougurt with slices of of applle or banana or persimmon
in it depending on seasons. I put the yogurt on the slice of the bread
and eat it. I drink tea, too.

Small-minded people scorn what they can't have

Yukorin has no prejudice at male's looks. that's why she is loved by many of you.

>>39
I'm an American and my typical breakfast is nothing. I really should
have one though... I've been losing weight because I don't eat enough.

I wanna shere my fat percentage with you

>>30
CG

doujin

Art-Design

news sokuhou

Someone!
please tell me if >>19 is right.

>>45
You don't have to add "this is."

>>42
Don't you get hungry? Do you have just two meals a day?

>>45
I think it sounds more natural with "this is". You could leave it
in some circumstances, but it's hard to explain.

Sorry about the typo in my name!

And I meant you could "leave it off".
Maybe I will try explaining... I think that if someone else
brings up a topic, there's no problem in saying "What a ...!"
without explicitly stating the subject...

Here is an example.

A: Take a look at the "Chat in English" thread.
B: What a stupid thread!

But if you bring the topic up yourself, I think it sounds a bit
funny to omit the subject...

A: What a stupid thread the "Chat in English" thread is! (if it's posted in another thread)

A: What a stupid thread this is! (if it's posted in the "Chat in English" thread)

>>46>>48-50
Oh, I see.
Thank you very much for your explanation and response!

ネタスレはすぐ潰されるんだよね

>>52
Read the title of this thread!
Go to hell

>>50
Oh, I see. I was wrong.

i'm tired...

Tired of studying hard?
Tired of your club activity after school?

Or tired of being NEET? lol

yeah, I'm tired of being NEET...
I'm bored to Death.

>>ALL
what are you doing now？

>>58
Eating Soba-noodles with two Japanese onions used as chopsticks.

>>59
japanese onions are iced down to -60℃？

>>58
waiting for k-tan and the Burger

>>4 & 5
ROFL!!!

>>60
no, room-temperature.
I eat the chopstick onions together with the noodles,
as if killing 2 birds with 1 stone, LOL

Part 68? Have I taken the time machine?

>>60
Holding a -60℃ object will hurt your fingers.

Yeah. This thread should be part 70.

Koizumi children are splitting up, LOL!!!

>>67
You mean the ex-president of Japan?

I really HATE Koizumi.

But most of people including you rooted for proivatization of post and voted LDP last election in 2005!
You are stupid! you should take your responsibilities of your last year's statement!

I wanna know Akie's(first lady) tits cup size.

koizumi italy is home

>>68
I have herad of Koizumi children but don't know what it means exactly.
It is sure that it doesn't mean Koizumi's kid.

By the way, we call the head of the cabinet prime minister, not president.
Ex-prim minister Koizumi is the right way of calling him.

>>73
Thanks for the information.

>>71
Are you a jukujo (middle-aged lady) fan?
Why on earth do you want to know her tits size?
They must be shrevled.

Jobless rate climbs to 4.2% in September
you are in that number NEET

You should find out immediately that Taizou is unwilling to rescue you NEETs
He is deceiving you. because you are easy to be deceived and controled your angry at government.

>>75
if hers are large, i wanna be pafupafued and paizuried.

>>1
How would I be kari? O.o;;;

>>78
>pafupafued,paizuried

Don't make new verbs. And I have to admit your creativity made me laugh.

I tried translating new verbs you made.
pafupafu: you put your head between her tits and she push her tits from
outside to pressure your face.

paizuru: you put your small dick between her tits and she rub it using her
tits.

>>70
You silly ass!!
I voted the Democratic Party last election in 2005!!!!

>>76
Isn't Japan's economy growing?
What cause the increment of jobless rate?

>>79
Do your boobs big enough to do paizuri and pafupafu, k-tan?

-_-;;; I need to go nap, I slept way too little during the night,
and I still have a lot of things I need to do today. -_-;;;

>>83
..What's "paizuri" and "pafupafu"? O.o;;

So, I'll be back later, either today or tomorrow or whenever. I need to get
some sleep for a short while -_-;;

31aged man kidnapped 12yo girl

(おっ)パイ[pai]=tits (を) 刷り[zuri]= rub
パフパフ[pafupafu] is "sound" that you push your head into the tits.

Please feel free to make any correction on the above translation.

Vote the Communist Party!!!!

No! Vote the NEET party!
Unite NEETs ,all ovethe world, is a our slogan.
NEET party never betrays you.

>>86
Have a good night sleep.

>>88
I am amazed.
You are right about paizuri.

You are almost right about pafupafu.
pafupafu is onomatopoea. She push her tits again and again inward to give
comfortable pressures to man's face between her tits

>>91
Thanks for the one who taught me the term "チコポジ" in part 67 or 68. LOL

I wanna chinzuri you

I am young shy homosexual who is slowly proceeding into the glamourous world of homosexuality

this thread is populated by NEETs, HIKKIES, homosexuals and foreigners! lol

>>92
Ohhh!! LOL That's why! You are a quick learner.

But you remembered it wrong way.
It's チンポジ not チコポジ.

I am homosexual and I am desperate

One more correction.

If you write in Kanji, it's 擦り、not　刷り

>>96
Thanks for your remind.
Learning from you guys can get something cannot learn from usual lesson or Japanese drama.

O RLY

I am tired of nonstop crying

What makes you cry?

size of my penis
its small

Love comes first. Size doesn't matter.

>>104
If the girl leave you because your size then just let her go.
Ask her to get married with a dildo.

>>104
I agree, but many don't because they're too afraid and selfconscious.
If the size matters much, then the couple is just being boring and lack creativity,
and their sex would be quite bad any way in the long run.

>>97
Why are you desperate?


>>101
Why are you crying?

今時ありえないような文語英語使ってるヤツばっかだなｗ
下手糞。

Hmm. I think i'll go grab a quick shower, maybe that'll get me more awake.

grab a quick shower　　←　ﾊｧﾊｧ･･･

>>108
You can't read the title of this thread?
Go to hell you NEET!!!

HEY YOU！！
SEXUALITY THINKING MOODE GUY WOMENS ENEMY！！！ DIED PLEASE

What a bad English this is.....

Hi guys! Geez, I haven't been here in a long time...

Well, I'll stick around for a bit. By the way: Happy Halloween everyone! n_n

There is no Halloween in Japan.
Thank you.

When I was a child I would give myself silly nicknames.

I called myself "Mayo Master." I can't believe how silly I was.

>>115
I know, But I'm saying it anyways. n_n
I'm feeling festive.<3

I think that fall is the best season. :D

>>116
Did you like Mayonnaise? :O

Don't push your stupid festival down on us.
So disrespectful of you.

>>119
LOL
Pagan Holidays:for the win!

are there many trendy underground clubs in manhattan, where all hipsters hangout?
like in the movie Liquid Sky! I saw some MYSPACE of some hipster dude and it was cool.
he hang out in trendy manhattan clubs. I want to know because I will go to NY next summer(maybe)

>>121
NY is a pretty cool city. If I earn enough money early in the summer
I might fly there to visit family.

America agreed on holding a meeting with NK, within the flamework
of the 6 countries. So this must have been the promise that was made between
America, China, and Russia, thanks to which the UN resolution under
the article 7 was agreed on.
According to today's paper, NK will ask America to get rid of the financial
sanctions, using their nuke threats. On Kim's historical records, however,
he's betrayed our expectations many times, as you know.
That's why I doubt he will follow what'll be decided in the next meeting.
And the other 3 countries will no doubt take NK's side, especially China
has wanted to continue using NK as a buffer area.

Do you think America (and Japan) should treat NK gently and nicely again?
Personally, just because NK's nuke development has possibly been underway, their
desier shouldn't be accepted so easily.
What do you think?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, FUCKERS!

there is no halloween in japan

do you know certain places in NEW YORK? I am kinda interested in electro(clash), DIY fashion, new wave,nu-disco etc

>>125
逝け。

>>123
NK is supposed to be crashed. That's what people think.

I knew one young gay boy he was amazing guy! very very cheerful even he is just a college dropour!
He was not stupid, but he was totaly unable to study because of lack of concentration, so he droped out!
he was a kind of actor! in real life

>>129
I think everyone of us is playing the leading role in our own life.
So when the going gets tough, I look at myself objectively and check
if the actor (=myself) is doing the right job.

>>123
I'm not sure what Russia has in mind, but China may prefer to resolve this
problem carefully by talking Kim Jon Ill out of conducting nuke experiments.
A dignatery of China was active behind the scene and so NK's destiny is still up
to China. In the meanwhile, public opinions among South Korea have been
split up about NK. Some say they are so concerned that NK's nuclear weapon is
really threatening that they started to think SK should sever economic ties with
NK, while others believe the weapon will be their tresure as well when NK and SK
are integrated.
So I think the meeting will reach a stalemate. Why? Because I don't think
America will stop the financial sanctions. The country learned a lesson
from the past experience of what NK is like. They don't keep their word.

it is already morning. did you stay all night long up? how are you gonna work or study right now?

>>126
I've never been to New York, so I don't know where anything in
New York is. I only know where the "hipster district" is where
I live. (Montgomery, Alabama)
I'm sorry that I can't give you any information about NYC, but are
you into indie music?
What bands do you like? Do you like any Japanese-indie bands?
I only know of a few, but the few that I've gotten into, I really
like.

>>123
We can't rule out the possibilities that NK will conduct nuke tests
even after taking good benefits in the meeting this time. We shouldn't
expect too much for now.

>>131
Yeah, NK's just posing or just trying to get financial aid and food
in exchange for pretending to give up nuke weapons. I suppose NK will
keep developing the weapon and it will try to get money and food
again and again and again.

Hahaha, Japan and South Korea has been kept out of the loop as usual..
America is acting on its own, and it's ignored its "alliance countries".
Funny.

>>136
Yeah, the US has made it's own decisions, and I stopped counting how
many times the decisions ended up in failure.

>>136
Yeah... But probably, this urgent decision was made because of the election which
is planed to be counducted soon. It's a matter of politics. Bush has to up the popularity
rate of his administration. He can't've thought about what Japan and South Korea
were thinking. And still he calls those countries alliances.

>>136
That is so true. I find our diplomacy most frustrating.

>>137-138
I agree with you.
If America is going like this, I must wonder whether the country will
keep our agreement, I mean, I doubt the security-treaty is really
effective..

>>133
well I like adult. ladytron fischerspooner, metro area, Hong Kong Counterfeit legowelt dmx krew etc many disco compilations like Disco Nouveau
I dont know any good j-indie

also I am crazy about 80's lol

>>139
This is only a foreginer's point of view, but I'm of two minds. That is,
Bush obviously is using this nuke problem to get his popularity back and
he doesn't seem to care about how other countries taking his side feel.
However, considering what NK wants - breakdown/loss of Bush administration -
I don't hope things will become what NK wants them to be. NK thinks if
Bush is removed, America will be softer on NK. And I think if Kim's regime
is alive while Bush administration is dead, Kim will no doubt continue
nuke tests without care...

Russia seems a bit gross. What it thinks is not reached here.
Plus I watched on TV that news reporters who are against Putin regime
have been assassinated by the government... That's horrible.

>>143
You couldn't have said it better. That scenario has a 75% chance
of becoming reality. You are an outside observer to U.S. politics
and the Bush administration, so your point of view is more open to
thought. I swear I'm not taking any offense to your opinions about
Bush.

>>135
I wouldn't say Japan and SK weren't treated badly this time, but this decision's the
first step in the right direction, isn't it? We should talk with even a horrible dictator
like him. And if we can't reach any agreement, then it will be time for us to get him down.

Anyway, I hope we can successfully get rid of NK's illigal drugs and fake money
from the world in the first place.

Russia hunts journalist's killer
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4801601.stm

Hmm, I hope freedom of speech is kept alive in Russia..

If NK's nukes fall into the wrong hands, the world will be full of terror
and threats... We should stop Kim soon.

Hello world! I am here today. lolz~~
I just skipped the school...coz I don't feel well...so...
I might come to 2chan...

I have one quesiton to you guys! *sniff* Have you ever met someone online?
or have you seen the ppl on net at Off Kai? How was your honest
impression? I just wanna know how the ppl doing at off kai...lolz~~

>>149
What's off kai? I met my boyfriend online, and I've met several online friends
in real life, though the vast majority of my online friends at the moment
are people I first met in real life, and still do hang out with in real life.
I'm looking forward to meeting one of my online friends IRL whom I first
met in october 1999, in January or so :-D That will be tons of fun, as we've
always had fun talking in real life or on the phone, so that promises to
be good.
I hope you'll feel better soon, though. *hug*

It's so very late... I need to go get some sleep before I have to wake
up... See you all later! ^-^
Wish me luck, I have a slight case of insomnia, hence why I'm still up...
See you all in anything from five hours to a few days (^-^)/~

>>150
x always had fun talking in real life or on the phone
o always had fun talking online or on the phone

Silly freudian slip.
Sleepy~~ *sneaks off*

Off Kai (オフ会） means offline meeting.

>>150
lolz~~*wave~* to k-tan! Long time no see you! how have you been?
busy? Thanks, I had fever this morning and headache...I got flu, (^^;)

Off Kai is a meet in the forum like this. They often do in 2chan too among
the "kotehan"=those who have nicknames. lolz~~ I am too shy to join one of those
kind of meet...but I might see them soon. I'm still thinking what it would
be to meet them in person. lolz~~ yeah! some ppl say it was
just as good as they thought he/she would be and some say he/she looked
worse... haha

How can we stop Kim Jon Ill from creating nukes by just talking with him?

Is it bad to ignore him entirely? Rwarrrr...there are Kim Jon Ill
everywhere...even in my school man...

Many people heave a deep sigh at the thought of NK having nuclear weapons.
The first target Kim would aim at is Japan. He's mad. He should step down
from the leader of NK now.

>>115
Obviously, the people in http://www.flickr.com/photos/lost-moments/sets/72157594349911436/
were secretly agents of America.

>>149
Yes, I've met lots of people in-person after talking to them online.
Some people act completely different, some people act exactly the same.
In general, I've had much better experiences with meeting people whom
I'd already gotten to know online than just random people from wherever.

secretly agents...

smith...

>>159
Thanks! lolz~~ your opinion was a great help for me. coz...
you never know how shy I am...my heart is really pounding
just to imagine the meet....I would prolly hide behind and
observe them between the pillars...lolz~~

>>162
What kind of meeting are you gonna in?
Fans of some Manga get together or something?

>>163

Yeah...hazukashi nagara...otaku ppoi ppl I guess...(^^;)
well more general from the place I often go. Computer geeks and
Manga, music, anime otaku etc..lolz~~

Kim's magical eyes have been enchanting me *blush*
I'm feeling awkward in the presence of people who hate him so much.
*kick your shighs*

>>165
what does "shighs" mean?

>>165
Why are they so attractive to you? You shouldn't love your
enemy! You stupid girl.

>>149
I dun think meetin some1 online iz not a gud idea cuz it can be dengerous
I no Im bein so furukusai but I dun rly recommend 2 meet some1 u dun rly no hu he or she iz.

>>164
Let us eat your ketsuge burger, please.

>>165
Can you see his eyes? he always wears sun glasses...(^^;)

>>165
Can you see his eyes? he always wears sun glasses...(^^;)

goosh...I double posted!! *blush*

>>168
why? X.X

>>170
You know what?
His eyes are so piercing like Miyavi-kun that I cannot help gravitating to him.

I don't care how many times I post, to tell the truth.

>>169
Hey, wait. Does she know what the Ketsuge burger incident was like, and
that she should show us her ketsuge before she allowes us to eat her burger?

I don't have big interest in her burger.

>>172
Can you show us your abalone?

Oh, your best bet will be to wait for her to upload it. If she doesn't
like to do it, you can't force her to.

>>173
are you gay?

>>174
Oh yeah...I care too much lolz~~

ketsuge...this topic drags forever...ahaha...

Just now I was watching TV waratte iitomo...and Yukorin showed
her fake personality man! she was cunning...hehe

Will you go meet them, Bernardo?

>>178
She may be a lady. Why hast thou ignored that possibility?

>>180
I just had a feeling that person was a male from how he wrote..
just an intuition. lolz~~

>>178
How long have you lived overseas and which language is easier for you?
(I was just curious, so if you don't want to answer, plz just ignore this post :))

>>181
It's funny. lolz~~
But no girl wouldn't resist his temptation!
And What if I say I have a feeling that you are not a girl?
You hurt me. punpun!!

>>182
lolz~~Of course Japanese. But I have some influence from various
ppl... such as Latin, American, Chinese, Muslim..etc..
Not very long. I've heard that Miyavi-kun is going to U.S for
a while in the end of the year, so I'm planning to follow him lolz~~

>>183
Did I? I'm sorry. But I'm sure ppl feel that I am a girl.^^
I don't know if I am feminine..but I guess I am girlish...(^^;)

>>184
Thanx~~
Plz say 'Hi' to Akanishi-kun from KAT-TUN if you ever see him in US, LOL!!!!!

ahhh...sorry I was too hyper...sorosoro ohimasu...
have a nice day! (^^)/

Miyavi-kun also has piercing eyes like Kim does.
So I like Miyavi-kun, too!! lolz~
If he's a dictator, I'll be pleased to be a prizoner
of love.

>>188
You mean you wanna be a prizoner of Kim? or Miyavi? X.X

Anywayz...sorry I stay here too long Ochimasu~~~~~

>>189
See you later~~~
I'll be a prizoner of love from Miyavi-kun!!
He's as cute as Kim! I can't decide which boy deserves me.lol

Trick or treat!

Trick.

>190
You are super hardcore gay...lolz

>>191
gimme candies lolz~~

>>193
You are nasty.

>>192
*TP's your hose*

>>193
You are supposed to give me candies!

>>193
hahaha, I can't prove it.
So I won't bring myself to tell you again. lolz
have a nice day!

I'll keep dreaming of Miyavi-kun and Kim.

I meant to TP your house!!! Damn it...

Oh, I changed my mind!lolz
I won't be a prizoner! Instead, I'll make them my prizoners! lolz~~
I'll lock Miyavi-kun inside my room. This is my wildest dream, though. *blush*

>>198
Good dream. I don't understand why Miyavi-kun is appealing to some females, though.

>>198
You are extreme hardcore gay... lolz ~・~

>school girl
Is this person a hard gay?

>>198
Are you school girl ◆lk0KbeC12s?

Hello, everyone! I am fat and hard gay.

>>203
What's the difference between hard gay and soft gay?

>>203
Kim Jon Ill is yours. Miyavi-kun is mine.

>>204
Soft gay is not as gay.

>>205
It's a deal!

Miyavi-kun's fart smells like rose.

school girl is twist-minded.

>>206
Thanx for the answer.

School girl and Kim Jon Ill will be coupled?

>>205
Fat gays tend to like fat guys? @,@..(fat x fat? or fat x muscle)

>>207
Yessss...true! lolz~

NO!! I like her big boobs!

I'm really a shy guy, school girl.
Can you tell how many people have licked them so far?

>>213
She's never been dating anyone. That makes her more symbolic of pureness.

No solution has been came up with about NK's nuke tests.
Meanwhile, the test is in progress. Scary.

I am about to cry. Sooth me now.

>>216
Love comes first. Size of your penis doesn't matter.

>>217
Thank you for the meaningless quibling. I feel better.

lolz~~ Yeah, Kim Jon Ill is insane.
But I feel sorry to the innocent citizens..
There are some talented ppl there. We should pull
those ppl into Japan as immigrants lolz~~

North Koreans got no place in Japan.
They are the scum of the universe.
They should be wiped off the face of the earth.

Too much use of "lolz" is annoyig to me.

＜arupaso...

Don't say that...
school girl is a Korean girl.
Be nice to Koreans, please.

You so tender.

>>224
Your grammer and spelling is terrible.
You never pass uni entrance exams.

Only F rank uni will accept you. (^ω^)

My typing sucks.
It's so slow I sometimes forget what Im writing while writing.
Do you have some tips on how to improve my typing speed or some good websites you use to practice??

Sorry.I often be wrong.

>>226
Learn to play the piano!
It sounds like a detour, but it actually is a shortcut~~

F rank universities accept you if you can write your name correctly.

>>227
LOL!!!
Indeed your English is broken, but for some reason, we understand you.
So don't be sorry, keep going!

I see.I will charange F rank uni entrance exam.

Now that the number of children is decreasing, it's much easier to get into
a uni. as compared to in the past.

I also hear that.

>>231
LOL!!!!!
You are funny!

>>231
charange=challenge?
Even if that is so, "challenge" is still not an appropriate verb.
It would have to be "take".

Moto panpan yate kodomo tukure.
Onna ha karada o motomeru otoko subete ni yaraseteagero.

>>236
You are NOT funny.
You need to be more creative like Chihaya:)

>>236
Oh, ieeee, zatu raito!
Anata ha tennsai da.

I was dubfounded when >>231 said she was going to be a doctor.
She is just dreaming.
She deserves F rank university instead. lol

I want to practice writing English.So I am in this thred.So please allow me to practice English.I don't mind what is said by someone.

lolz I agree that >>236 is so totally unfunny!!! lolz *+*

>>240
That's the spirit!!
You will do great in life as long as you take that kind of attitude!!
I am 100 percent behind you!!

>>240
Don't worry , just keep it up!

>235 Thanx.

>>240
Write on the back of fliers to your heat's content.

>>245
heat's????

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>>246
It's supposed to be "hearts"!

>242 (///)Thanx.

ここの人は何歳？

>>248
No it's supposed to be "heart's."

>247 aha...

>>250
6,500,000 years old.

Is Chihaya male or female? @_@??lolz~~ just curious...lolz~~

Mine is 530,000.

Chihaya is DQN. That's for sure.

school girl is a middle-aged pervert.
That's a well-established fact in this thread.

>>254
男性だと思う。

School girl is 40 year old gay man who pretends to be a school girl.
He is in love with miyavi and Kim Jong Il.

Chihaya's IQ is as high as a chimpanzee.

She never learns to use >>.
She always use single >.

女です。英作苦手です。

Chihaya's fart smells like that of skunk.

>>261
Oh, I just noticed your trip is great! How did you find it??

>>261
It's not the matter of writing but your IQ.

Do people know their IQ in the US?
I'm Japanese, and I have never been told my IQ.

>>265
Not unless you take an IQ test, which most people don't.

I am a member of Mensa.
My IQ is greater than 150.

ahhh...>>257 >>259
やめて下さい。女の子に失礼でしょ。あなたは？middle age のpervert　ですか？

>>267
You can say that, but you can't prove it. For all we know, you could
have an IQ of 90!

I've heard Chihaya has never kissed a boy because she stinks.

>>269
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It is important to know more EQ than IQ.

>>266
I see, thanx.
Actually we had to take an IQ test at school, but there was a regulation, or something,
that forbid teachers to disclose the scores, that's why I don't know my score.
But the regulation might have changed by now.

I got this trip by the thred that someone search trips for whoever searching trips.I'm not chinpangee but gorira.

またスペル間違えた

>>268
I am not >>259 nor >>257 but shut up, Otaku girl.

I think people with low IQ should be castrated, because they are inferior and not good for the world safety.

>>274
I guess her English is good. But sometimes she has typos just like me...lolz~~

>>276
omaemona~~ otaku boy lolz~~

>>274
You are hopeless.

US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, is often introduced in Japan as an
extremely high IQ person.

Condolesa Rice may have a high IQ score.
But she is ugly, should be castrated, also.

>>279
Don't talk to me. You have badbreath.

>>282
But I think her English is very clear, so is Hilary Clinton's.

>>281
Yess...I like her very much.^^

she once engaged with a football player but cancelled at the last
minutes. I like her name too! makes me hungry!! ^^

>>285
A football player???
LOL!!!!!
So she is also a human!!
Good to hear!

>>285
OH! You look like her??
That's too bad...

Yeah! she is a genuine expert about football...(I guess
American football). She must be fun person to talk with!^^

School girl's favorite subject is English.
It's natural she is good at Englsih to think that she has lived overseas.

But when it comes to other subjects, she is horrible.

I hate Condosleeza. She is nothing but a right-wing bitch...

aa yeah yearh
She was one of the candidatss to head the NFL or something.
I saw her asked about it on Meet the Press.
She just blushed aside the suggestion.

>>287

-_-" why you guys are always talking about girls's looks...

My face is ok. I am maybe pretty...but that is not the top
priority in life...You should know that...-_-"

>>289
ano.....excuse me? I like any kind of topics..man...-_-"

>>292
No!!
How you look is extremely important!! You should know that!!
It seems you are endowed with a pretty face, then you should exploit it as much as possible!!!

is ijimekko still around school girl?

>>295
Yeah, still...they are freeeeeeeakyyyyyyyy strong like hell...
they never die....like cockroach gosh...but I am not as weak as before lolz~~

chihaya... where are you...?
I miss you...

>>293
Stop starting a sentence with ano... That sounds like otaku, which you are.
Subjests are what you learn at school.

>>296
Oh, that is too bad. Are they still threatening you?

>>298
From context it was obvious you meant "school subjects", but "subject"
can mean the same as "topic" in other contexts. She must have gotten
confused.

>>300
Her misunderstanding shows that she has no favorite subjects.
Reading only comics made her real dumb.

>>301
Boy, you must care for school girl a lot!

I'm here.thanx.

ハロー、エヴリワン。ハウ　アー　ユー　トゥデー？アイ　アム　ファイン。
ハズ　エニワン　シーン　ベルナルド　レートリ？

>>299
Well..not obvious since many ppl protect me these days.
But I feel they are doing something bad again. But have you noticed
the many suicide children cases these days? That's the worst settlement.

>>303
Oh. How come you haven't been posting? Do you not like the way the discussion has been going?

Keira...LOLZ! you came back with katakana english! lolz~~

>>303
Shut up, skunk girl.

>>305
Why do you think you are bullied?

>>308
I think lesser pandas are more cute than skunks.
Lesser panda, Futa, stands on 2 feet, adorable!!!!

僕は消えません。

TOEIC高得点者、国連英検特Ａなどの人達専用スレ
http://school5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/job/1161515375/

Polar bears look adorable.

>>313
yeah, especially the baby polar bear bread by a human family introduced
on TV.

lolz~~ Yeah! I like polar bear! so cute! ^^

>>309
Because they have been bullying me by saying so many bad things
about me... also both physically and mentally hurt me day after day,
not only that..but I'm afraid to mention in details here...(T_T)

>>315
I imagine how tough for you to go to school every day.

>>315
Oh poor school girl...
I am sorry you had to go through hell like that...
If I were with you, I could kill off those bullies myself.. so you don't have to endure the atrocity of being with them.

TOEIC高得点者、国連英検特Ａなどの人達専用スレ
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上級者の人達はこのスレにもカキコよろしく

>>314
That's polar bear named Peace.

>>318
In English, stupid motherfucker!

>>320
Hey! that's not so nice.
In fact, I don't fuck mothers.

>>316 >>317

Honnntoo ni arigato...
I love you guys... and I really do wish you were with me in School.
But the hell is over... I believe. But do you remember those rotten kids
who drove the late boy into the corner? the suicide boy? I've heard those
rotten kids were laughing at him at the funeral. and even after he died,
they wrote something like "BAKA" words on the late's desk....Those rotten kids never HANSEI...
honto they deserve death penalty...

How did they drive him to suicide?

Suicide is painless.

>>322
Until those suicide often reported in the past month or so, school
bullying had not gotten much attention. So I thought the number of bullying
was declining. In fact, Education Ministry has been releasing a report that
says there has been no suicide caused by scholl bullying for many years.

That's because each school nationwide has hidden the fact that there is
bullying in thier school.

I know it's hard to extinguish school bullying but something has to be done
to save students who are bullied.

Chihaya is so self-centered and spoiled girl, she must have bullied someone.

>>319
That's right!
Thanx, I couldn't remember the name~~

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My cock is big.

>>329
I doubt this!

I wanna show it unless you can believe.
but when you see my cock, you have a desire to suck it.

>>329
My cock is bigger than that of monkeys.

>>332
But your brain is smaller than that of monkey's, LOL!!!

>>332
What kind of monkey?

My mother vanished.I feel free.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. In fact, even when
you're on a diet trying to lose weight, you should always eat
breakfast. All other meals should be smaller than your breakfast
meal.

>>325
What about those boys in Poland? They stripped a 13 year old girl and
performed raping motions on her, in front of the whole class!
She killed herself a day later.
Kids are fucking crazy these days.

No, I don't agree with you because I'm still in good shape without having breakfast. The most important thing to lose weight is what and how many you will have for your meal.

>>336
No one has time for breakfast anymore. If you don't eat any food at all,
won't you still lose weight?

>>339
Sure you will lose weight that way, but you also lose your life expectancy!! LOLOL pupupu- hehehe

YOUTUBE IS CHANNEL
MR COOK CHECK IT♪♪
FUNNY GUY

ビンビンに堅いちんこスレだなｗｗｗ
もっとふにゃちんのように柔らかい言葉でいけよｗ

>>340

It's a reasonable trade-off, though.

Vanity is definitely worth more than life.

> No one has time for breakfast anymore. If you don't eat any food at all,
>won't you still lose weight?

That's the most unhealthy and ineffective way to lose weight...

>No, I don't agree with you because I'm still in good shape without having breakfast.
>The most important thing to lose weight is what and how many you will have for your meal.

The more often you eat, and the tinier meals you eat, the better. So instead of three large
meals a day, six small meals are better, because it keeps your metabolism running more
consistently and efficiently all day, and thus you burn more calories.

Heavy workout is not most important for healthy living. Most important is much small movement
during all of day, more than big exercise a time a day.

>>346
Cleaning your house maybe the best excercise, I guess?
You have lots of small and different motions, and best of all,
cleaning you house is free!

Gone Daddy Gone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkaUFB-EASI

NK has been creating nuke weapons.
Who's responsible for that?

>>350
All Korean

Kim Jon Ill obviously betrayed your faith and next time he will lose
your trust again. I'm sure of it.

>>322
Don't underestimate yourself, schoolgirl. We know your boobs are impressive.
You look great. Have faith in you.

I hope something like a "pinky switch button" incident happens.

How many girls do you think have big and beautiful boobs?

Ask The Count

I know lots of people who are quite intelligent, but utterly and completely
stupid about a lot of things. Ask them to solve a math problem or a logic
puzzle, they have no problem; ask them something practical, they're at a
loss.

Most people I know call that "Clue"; I think 智慧 might be the best
translation for it.

You can't escape us. Your blood...flesh and bone...everything is ours.

stuck-up!
The world is made of many various talents.

358 is for 356 .

Humans are such weaklings. None of you can kill me.

We are enemies?

>>360
You're too boring to kill.

What kind of person is he?

I concent to 362

catch me if you can.

I don't wanna do it. It's tiresome isn't it?

If you give me sth special, when we catch up you.
I can do it.

In exchange for his flesh and blood, the person who possesses
this is destained to rule the world.

>>368
"possesses", wow lots of Ss, LOL!!!!!

>>356
>; ask them something practical, they're at a loss.

Sounds intersting.
Would you give me an example or two?

>>369
Yeah! haha lolz~~ "possesses"many s's and cute!lolzes~~

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Oh, the chillax boy is back.

Shouhei desu!
I like eye-glass-frames made of tortoise shell, LOL!!!

funny.

Are you NEET today?

>>376
I'm glad not to be.

>>377
You have bright future after you graduate from university.

>>377
I'm curoius of your score.

This is vocabulary test. It takes just 10 minuites.
My score was 9870.

>>379
Any URL for the test?

>>380
Sorry Forgot to paste...
http://www.wordsandtools.com/vocdemo/gzram3.html

My score was score of intermidiate level. You can try advanced level maybe.

Hi all,
Would you attach famous chat sites in English out of Japan?

My score was 53000.

>>379
Intermediate: 6335
I think I've read too few English articles. LOL

>>383
You are kidding.^^

>>384
Thank you for taking the test.
I thought your score was more than 10000.

>>385
For a English literature or language-related graduate they should be able to have more than 10000.

Erm, their question database seems small. I see at least half of the questions repeat.

Here is mine lol
RESULT:
Score: 104 of 120
Estimated vocabulary size: 16340

hiya !

me english noob . but me can try speka englsih

me want to be guud english user !!!

ca nyou help my english train ? eheh

dis BBS is bestest BBS me kno . me want to come again .

cy l8r !!! bye !!!

I will be happy.
俺は幸せになるんだ。

>>388
Before enhancing your English proficiency, please enhance your typing skill first...

>>388
You are, in a sense, a great genius!

Please, refrain from encouraging stupidity.
Even right now, stupidity is all over this place.
It's the last thing we'd need, stupidity.

>>390
GRrrrrr.....damn.... me is english noob , bat me's tyeping is good good , not bad !!! i konw.

and you !! your english is diffficalt for me .
me understan you sayin only lil .
plz use easyer word plz.

btw , me like soba . yummy yummy . do you like too ? hehe

today , me eated nice taste soba !!!
me so happy !!!

concerning about my health , she gave me lunch box that she said that
she spent hours preparing it .

、

>>392
Alright.
Online stupidity will never go away, unless one's identity on the web is known.
↓This is a good way to satisfy their desire on being noticed.

>>393
Read.

>>394
Who is "she"? Your mom?

>>394
oh good ! gratz men !

maybe you r nice guys and have good gill friend !!
me want make nice girl friend too !

are you a lolicon?

The lunch box was poisoned, but I didn't know it was poinsoned, so I ate it.
Come to think of it, I should have known that because ↓

me is stupid you sayin ??

me know wut meaning " stupid " ..... lol
me is stupid .... ummmm...... dat right .....
but , me want to be good english user . i said dat !

who sayd true is true ?
me beleve dont afraid fail ,,,, dat is most important for studying language .

never say idiotas , yo got to be happyness !!! yeah

>>401
I apologize for that.
But can you type in proper English, at least proper spelling? That's so hard to read and that's not cool at all.

I am reading THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY by OSCAR WILDE in english. I understand about 70% of the text.

>>400
infected lunch is yummy yummy.
every food yummy when near tobe rot . my mom said .... lmao

>>402
dat has np . nvm

>>403
Is it university's assignment or something?

>>406
no I just wanted to read this book! it is my own idea.

by the way, do you know any good contemporary american writers? or a popular site about
contemporary literature?

>>403
oh good . me know Oscar wilde .
me like opera . hehe

he make salome , is dat right ?

Richard Strauss, make opera of salome .
me love dat opera too .

so , me think Oscar wilde is greatest writer , yes !!

Oscar Wilde was a huge faggot

>>407
I see.
I tend to get bored of reading English. The only writer that keep my
interest is books by Sydney Sheldon. Thsy say that his novels are
for dumb.

>>408
Why don't you check NY TIMES bestseller list.

http://www.nytimes.com/pages/books/bestseller/

I think those on the list is difficult to read for English learners.

is he real gay ? lol....awesome

today me feel sleepy . i gtg to bed . good night everyone.
cy next time

Do you have any plans for the three-day holidays?

I don't.

Hey, redneck!
Die!

>>397
My lover . I am happy to be poisoned by her .
Lunch box is as if it is materialization of her feeling
>>411>>408
I am 100% sure that you will be content with titles by Paul Auster .He
talks to your heart and you must listen to his voice .
His work keep your heart racing untill the end . And by the end of the
book , you want it not to end .Can you spare time for Paul Auster ?

Bababooey.

Being NEET is NEAT!

o(´□｀o)ぽんぽんっ！

Shed tears of blood.

How gross and creepy... What are those monsters!?

me's american friend are now Japan.
me meet dem today .
adn ill guild dem Kokyo and Hibiya-Koen .

me so grad to meet dem !!! wow .... me feel heart beat is quickly !!!

after sightseein me goin to go lunch and somethin drink .... hic !!

"meet friend" give me so happyness and enjoying !!!!
every1 , try to make forign friend !! dat give us so happy !!

>>421
I wonder if your friends are happy if you speak to them like that???

>>422
ya . dey know me is english newbie and mi english is not good .
but we can enjoy !!
caz , dey speak slowly and use easy words only for me .

me can understan easy words , so we can talk about everythin ,
maybe mi english exam is red point !!! haha i know !!

but i think , most important is saying about thinking yourself .
and strong mind " I WANT TO TALK YOU ! " .

me no need good score of english exam .
most important is understand wut thinkg each together .

true english no speaking <<<<<< bad english more speaking

me not afraid fail . me can try try try ..... and dey can try undestan understan .....lol

>>423
氏ね。きさまは英語が下手糞だ。

Let's sat her boobs are big even though her English-writing skills
are not up to your expectations, and can you still say she's not
acceptable? Don't you want to hold her boobs?

Boob hunters..

Mtuzaka Daisuke, born in 1980, announced a few days ago that he would get into an MLB team.
The news says that he has catches a lot of attention from managers of N.Y yankees and several other teams.

He accomplished 100 wins in the past 8 season of Japan's professional baseball. Moreover, he
gained the MVP award of WBC - world classic baseball. People think Daisuke is one of the
best pitchers Japan ever had. And finally, he is allowed to move to MLB.

Under the rules of JBL, a player is supposed to be bound in a team for 10 years.
It seems, however, those rules are not always very strict and unchangeable.
"posting system", in which an MLB team can get competent JBL players by
paying a JBL team a huge amount of money, seems to be functioning in this case.

Hopefully ,the well-trained, baby-faced pitcher will live up to MLB's expectations..
Farewell, Daisuke.

>>427
Are you a sport article writer?

Do you think Matsuzaka will be successful in MBL like he was in JBL?
He is sure that his sliders is really helpful in getting three swings
from batters.

You are asking the worng person!

But I don't know who you are.

I don't know who you are either!

Neither do I.

When I was a kid, I would roll down the windows in the back of the
family car and stick my butt out and fart. My excuse at the time
was the blasts of gas from my butt was helping the car go faster,
but I really just wanted to be silly and funny.

>>434
Now I understand why you became Neet.

>>434
Is that sense of humor helping you in any way now?

When I was young, it seemed like life was so wonderful, miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical~~~~
---by Super Tramp

Now I know life is full of shit

---Neet

いつもすまないね。

I think neet is not good at all.
People should work.But I think neet life is very fun.
Do you hate work?

You are asking the wrong person!

Neet is the man we should be proud of.


＿Neet

I'm sick and tired of your bullshit.
So, Cut the crap!!

Why do they like things about the ass?

Dear all garbage!

I would like to tell you.
You all are left hands of Indian.

Thank you.

>>444
What happens if the indian is left-handed?

>>445
It is not easy for him to live there.
I'm in real left-haded.
When I visited to India, I suffered from that custom.

>>446
Thanx for understanding what I meant by my question in the first place,
and giving the very easy to understand answer!

Person large Japan cedar.

I don't want to keep my NEET career, but I failed job interview the day before yesterday.

what?

The Frenchie is here :D Oha Yo

hello, Anmeyna.
How are you?

hello french neet. bon jo runo

are you french? that's cool! do you like louis vuitton???

i'm fine :D and yes i'm a real french ahah ! I can't speak japanese but English :'( What about u ? having a good day all ?

i'm fine and yes i'm a real french ahah ! I can't speak japanese but English What about u ? having a good day all ?

it's actually night here! I am not going to go to bed early! lol I studied today
that's all I did. lol

oh, boy. this guy posted exactly the same message twice.
this guy thinks japs are too stupid to figur out what he meant unless he say twice.
he is a racist, man! japanese are not stupid that you think.

ahah Wrong my Friend that's my who're so stupid that i click twice thinking my message wasnt send :/ (I can't read Japanese that's hard for me)
So it's night here! For me it's 5pm !it's Still day !
Tell me Friends Any Japanese have msn here ? Mine Is [email protected] if someone want converse with a French guy :D

where do you live? Paris?

Na ! I live in Bordeaux A Famous City know for his Wine loll !s_s

its almost 2AM here,
everbody is sleeping like a log.

do you like any french writers? like Sagan or Sartre?

Of course i know Sartre and the other lol we study them at school, and you you know french writers ?
Where do you come from ?

I am from Tokyo. I like Sagan, Camus, Sartre. and Jean Luc Godard.
that's all I know by now. I want to study french culture a little more. I am fascinated
with 60's and french new wave. it was cool time

aww ! ahah if you love so much French Culture we can converse together ! Me It's Japanese culture that i love ! Have u msn ?

I dont use msn... I want to learn french language someday. well I am going to sleep now.
it is late

awww i can help u if u want learn french, any way to contact u ?

>>416

"Luuuuucy, you got some splainin' to do."

"Waaaaaaaaaaah, Ricky!!!"

no one here?

Just back from the University's annual banquet.
The lucky draw sucked: Too few prizes for too much guests.
The food was a bit better than last year.
However, the hosts couldn't speak well, too much crappy gags.

Anyway, I was still having fun with my classmates.
My last year of university life... (´Д`)ﾊｨｨ〜

ahah that seems fun ! >3

>>472
Yea. But still, there were only 12 boys in the table. NO GIRLS. DAMN.

loolll sry for you :s where do u come from ?

>>474
Hong Kong.
You're French right?

>>471
武漢technologiy university is a good university?

I've exchanged e-mail with a student of the university.

He used to post 2ch.

Yes I'm a Frenchie :D The only one here O_O ?

>>476
Not too famous in Hong Kong.
However I know there were a few exchange students from there in my university, and they were active.

>>477
How did you know 2channel?

>>478
I see. What university is most famous?

Beijin university?

>>477
Posting your real email address here will brings you tons of porn spam.

lol ahah u're talking to who ?

>>480
ChingHua University 清華大學
Beijing University 北京大學
These 2 universities has the most popularity on Hong Kong.

hong kong seems to be a great city

>>483
I see.

Some people from Hong Kong go to Beijin university?
Do they live in a university dorm or something in Beijin?

In what province is 清華大學 ?

>>484
It WAS. However it's not that vivid anymore. Too much pollution, crappy cultural development, lack of new sight-spots.
The mother fucking government didn't realize that. They care about the monopolies' business profit only.

ahah sorry i'm just a frenchie

ey friend is that good ? 在香港生活的怎么样啊

>>485
清華大學 is in Beijing too.
Students in university can choose living in student residence or living outside if they can.
The 2 best institutes in China have their own strength. One is cool in science and technology while another one is cool in art literatures.
But I'm not sure which one is cool on which field because I always get them mixed up.

>>486
Do you know what percentages of high school students go to university
in Hong Kong?

loolll i guess a bad percentages

>>489
I see. Both universities are in Beijing...

Beijing must be changing its landscape due to construction boom preparing
for the Olympics in 2008.

>>488
Still enjoyable tho.
Hong Kong is a place with very large freedom.
Unlike other place, Hong Kong seldom have natural disasters. You can see all the typhoons were bypassing Hong Kong this year, dunno why.
We had earthquake on September, but not the destructive one.
I think living in such a free and safe place is grateful.

life in asia seems to be great :)

I am off to bed.

Nice talking to you guys.

>>490
Around 18%.

18% Ic ! Good Night Friends ! It's only 8pm for me =)

Having too much fun today, I'm exhausted.
Goodnight all.

goodnight :)

18% is not that many. so Only few people goes to the university in HK...

Eat chiken issssss so GooooooOooOD J'aime ca ! :D

what is popular in france now? what kind of music? or something...

ahaha u want to know wich style of music ?

in france the most popular french singer are : Raphael, tryo, Anais, benabar, booba, sniper, diams, corneille, olivia ruiz, joey star,...

yeah what are hot in france?
As I know france is famous for fashion. is that true? how usually french people dress?
are french people snobs?

ahah Yes France is famous for fashion you're right Hmm french people are fashion it's true let me find some picture you'll see =)

the famous luxury brand Louis Vuitton is very popular in japan, you can spot a lot
of people with expensive Louis Vuitton bags!

Right ! In france most of the girl have Longchamps bags, men always wear eastpak bags

what about fashion magazines? do you read it? I bought here in tokyo a french magazine
called JaLouse although I dont know a word in french it was a good magazine a lot of
beautiful photos there

lol !! i read sometimes yes, But you, you read man or girls fashion magazine ?

there is a lot of fashion magazine about girl like the famous Elle or Glamour and a lot of things like that

well I read magazines that views fashion as art. not just mindless magazines like
Glamour
artsy-fartsy stuff you know

ahah ure right about Glamour :D

want me to translate some of the word u saw in Jalouse ?

well wait a sec

mmm
Comme un 45 tours cold wave.
La crooneuse en noir et blanc
balance sa danse synthetique
On pense tres fort a Devo et Depeche Mode.

ahah i see that means :
As a "45 tour cold wave"( the 45 tour it's an old cd music, and cold wave is an old group of music)
The crooneuse in black and white (crooneuse => girl crooner)
Balance/show is synthetic dance
we've a big thought for Devo and Depeche mode ( devo and depeche mode are french singer :) )

I see. is cold wave any good? their name sounds good indeed. I might try it.
I recently listened to a compilation called So Young But So Cold. which contained
underground french music 73-83

ahah u have anyname of the french singer u love ?

umm I am afraid no..
I also have a compilation of old pop from paris from 60's but that is all.
oh I also know mylene farmer. she is beautiful

ahh mylene Farmer ! she's very famous in france =^__^= a great singer
there is a lot of old french music which are Really good listen Edith piaf, claude francois, charles aznavour (more recent), renaud...

Speaking of french I really liked one artist his is Charles and surname begins with A.
I dont know how to spell it! oh I found it charles anastase

:D i guess it's Charles aznavour =P

ah na i'm wrong and ure right its charles anastase :s

was thinking about music but charles anastase is in fashion right ?:D

google his name. you will see his works. quite simple but beautiful

Yush ! I saw it u're right, i love fashion too i'm often looking fashion tv

yeah. music and fashion are tied together I think. you know for me fashion is not
only cloths but it is sometimes that forces you to move forward to know what is in
the world today. people who can ride the wave look great lol

ahah i agree :D u seems very interesting ^.^

Also it is inspires me because I am amateur artist(uh lol) myself. lol
I like graphic design. but I wont show anything here because ... well just because

ahah dream ! I want to see now ! :D V you msn ?

I have only ICQ

icq ? is that like msn ? (what is the messagery that japanese use ? msn too r something else ?)

well I dont use it frequently anyway. I prefer to post on 2channel

i see ! So tell me how can i see ure creation :d

well its ICQ.com you just need to register there and download a programm

but my creations are not worth it! I guarantee it.

i did it ! add me by my icq number 435233338

I added you

everybody sleeping ? =^___^=

Quelle dommage!!!

Go to bed, Anmeyna.

Tant pis!!

ahah i'm here :P

MEww everybody go away SOB
(___________ ___________)
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||

It's all because of youuuuuuuuuuuuuu i'm feeling sad and blueeeeeeeee you went awayyy now My lifee is just a Rainy DAYYYYYYY

anme... = k-t..

i'm still not sleeping s_s

Bon nuit!

ahaha :D good french

What does "Qu'il fait bon" mean? We have a
patisserie with that name in japan.

XD LOL ahah french in japan r Stupid :p I've never eat a "quil fait bon" in france :P
That mean That's so good (talking about the weather generaly)

i'll try to find a "qu'il fait bon" ahah we usualy eat "pain au chocolat" or "croissant" or "pain au raisin" ! that's the most popular patisserie for the breakfast :P in France :D
Now i'll go sleep it's 2am and today i'll have to work :/

Merci!
Sorry to be persistent, but what's the difference between
qu'il fait bon and qu'il fait beau?
The latter can only be used for the waether?

>>554
she is k-tan.

Ahah good question and u're right ! "qu'il fait beau", it's only for the waether u can translate it by "what a beautiful day!" or "it's a good weather"
"qu'il fait bon" it's usualy for the weather but u can use it like "qu'il fait bon de vivre en france" (it's so good to live in france" or 'it's so good to be with you' (qu'il fait bon d'etre avec toi))

I'll go Sleep now ;) c Ya later friends ! and have a good day :)

>>556
Merci beacoup a million!
Sweet dreams!!

No prob ! Nice to meet you ! :D and Thanks a lot =^__^=
A plus l'ami !

Whose boobs are the biggest of all in here, School girls or Sarah or
possibly k-tan?

>>560
I think yours, LOL!!!

>>561
How big is yours?

>>562
Smaller than yours, LOL!!!

>>560
k-tan's is the biggest of the three. School girl's is big enough.
And Sarah's is an ordinary size.

>>563
Thank you.

>>564
Wow, detail information! So, no 1 is k-tan, 2, SG, and 3, Sarah.

lolz~~~
Are my boobs bigger than Sarah's but smaller than k-tan's?
Funny. Mine are not so big. I guess the other 2's boobs are far bigger.
Foreginers have great boobs.

How sweet.

>>566
are you school girl?

You are saying boob shows should be held here?

lolz~~
I just ate a chocolate bar! It was yammy.
I should take care not to eat a lot.~~~

Suguri Fumie is beautiful, though her boobs are small.
I don't care how big girls' boobs are.

>>571
I don't understand you. Suguri is a good figure skater, of course.
But is she beautiful? Beautiful is the term for Sasha Cohen, if you
are talking about figure skating.

>>570
No! You should eat a lot and grow your boobs!

>>572
Don't say that. I know not so many people notice her beauty.
As I mentioned, boobs are not the biggest factor to me.
I like it when she skates. She wears pleading expressions on her
face when skating. And nobody is allowed to see them when they cry.
She's shining at the center of people. You should know that.

>>570
yammy->yummy
pretender!

>>575
What's happened?
Pointing out spelling mistakes like this is not suitable for
this thread. Communicating is more important, you know.

Overseas perverts set up a fan site for Ando Miki where photos
of her legs and breasts are uploaded. Do you like Mikity?

I think my boobs will be shaking hard if I skate. *blush*
Oh, but k-tan and Sarah's boobs will be doing it harder. lolz~~

>>573
Thanks. I will. I have a weakness for chocolate.

>>577
I have no interest in her.
Sasha is cute and cool. Though she is not a large girl like other
skaters, Sasha the angel looks best on the ice.

I think mao is cute.

There's one thing in common between Sasha and Suguri.
They both have small boobs. lolz

>>581
I like Kim Yuna better. Yuna looks cuter. Do you know of her?

>>582
They do. But do you think your boobs are bigger than theirs, school girl?

>>581
Look more carefully at her. Mao looks like Shimura Ken.

Mao looks like Choshu Koriki.

>>585
Ditto, LOL~~!!!!

I can't explain how much I love Sasha. She's exotic and cute and special.
If I could be the king of the world, I would let her marry me.

Sasha surely is on the cute side, but at the same time, she looks
a bit bitchy, don't you think?

>>589
Look bitchy... Yeah, maybe. How does she talk? As if she's uneducated?

How old everybody?

Older than you.

Younger than you.

Sasha is responsible for her own beautifulness.

Her beautifulness is killing more males inside their heart than she
can imagine.

I am nearly dead...

I guess Sasha is the pretties in those three. Mao, Miki and Sasha?
Mao chan is very cute though...

>>596
>I am nearly dead...

Is it due to exams?

Abduction is Abduction: Japan's hypocrisy of Megumi Yokota
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G_G-NsfAmws

Japanese women abduct foregine children.

kinda mixed...

some problem from my class mates and also exams.
I am stupid...that's why...*cry*

I didn't know Japanese women has been kidnapping many children.
Japanese media has made fuss about NK taking tens of national citizens,
but it's never mentioned Japanese women broke national rules and took
hundreds of children to Japan illegally. We don't have any right to
criticise North Korea if this situation is never changed.

That's very tough to believe at first.
But internatinal marriages, it seems, sometimes cause horrible results,

Japan should do something to solve this problem. Every Japanese female, of course,
has the right to marry a foreign person if she pleases, but they should obey the
rules of the countries they moved to. Taking even their own children should be
conducted within the rules. They bring shame on us.

>>598
That's a sad story. Who's responsible for that?

Japan abducted many more children than NK did. That's a bad news.
No wonder they called Japan hypocrite.
Japan's media has never reported J-women did horrible things like abduction.
I don't always believe J-media says because they makes up stories.
Putting it aside, sadly, but almost all of Japanese people don't know
hundreds of Japanese females kidnapped children. How can we make it up to this?
We shouldn't say NK's kidnapping is horrible until Japan do what it should do.

who are they? what kind of those Japanese women are they?

Is this recent news? I've never heard of it.

Anywayz....life is tough. I want their (my classmates') apologies.

>>598
What NK did was abduction but what is shown in this video is far from being
called abduction.
It is just the fight between parents (mother and father) regarding who takes the custody of their children.
The fight is typical when parents get divorced, and the court decides who is more suitable for taking
care of the children.
And it's only the case where one parent has serious problems such as alchoholic or domestic violent etc.,
the court orders the parent to stay away from the children, otherwise, both parents of course
have the rights to see their children.
Plus, I really wonder if those fathers in the video are paying their share of expense for raising children.
To me, they only look like badly behaved irreponsible fathers with possible problems (AA, DV etc.) or not fulfilling
their obiligation of payment.

>>604
Didn't you see the video clip?
Those females (not on the clip, though) who used to be married to foreign
males got devorced and abducted children.
I myself didn't know the news, but obviously those kidnapping cases are still to be solved.

>>606
It has nothing to do with abduction.
It is just the matter of who is granted the custody.
And the parents need to fulfill certain criteria to be grated the custody.

Too bad the international community doesn't know the REAL japan.
It sure would be nice if Western media would pick this up and feature
it on nightly news and show their public what japan is really all about.

Eric, Melissa's Dad and many others, I feel for ya people.
Trust me, I keep my eye out everday here in japan for abducted
children, my only regret is that I can't do more.
Just know that I'm with ya people, I'm with ya.

I agree that what the evil North Koreans did was very wrong,
but the Japanese have to follow suit and stop their citizens
from committing the same hateful crimes.

This video was moving. I couldn't imagine being a parent whose child
is stolen to another country with nothing I could do about it.
I didn't even realize this problem existed! I always assumed that
there were laws to prevent this type of thing from happening.
I hope that these suffering parents get their children back.

<<609
Is it a crime? From the American's view maybe...but we never know
what have happened between the couple. Children should be happy to stay
with their mom.

Anyway the apologie is the most important thing when one humiliate the other.

International marriage. LOLOLOL

>>611
Do you think Megumi's daughter is happy to stay with her dad, then?

>>608
Yeah, it would be really nice if each case was picked up by western media, because
it will only reveal how fair Japan's court orders are.
This kind of propaganda only works in Japan's favour and emberrase US people.
International community is wise enough.

>>613
Nope Megumi's daughter should stay with her grand parents.
The father looks...not nice.

It's said that Japan can't have severed ties with flesh trade buisiness.
Should've made a decent law effective.

>>610
Yes, there is a law.
The fact that those fathers didn't get custody (and even doesn't get to
see their children) means there were something very seriously wrong about them or their behavior.
They will never be deprived of their rights to see children unless there is a serious legal reason for it.

>>615
Are you making a distinction against males?
I don't think it's nice for children to be with a hysterical mother.

I agree - we should all love kids and protect them.
Abduction is wrong and parents should not do it no matter what!!!

school girl is a sexist against males.

>>618
It's only so that children should stay with healthier minded parent,
i.e. without problems such as Child Abuse, Alcoholic, Domestic Violence, etc.etc.

It's horrible. Japan's court doesn't know what they are doing.
International standards should be more respected in international cases.

>>618
lolz~~

Megumi is dead...and I don't think she was hysterical.XD
Anywayz...in Japan, if someone is very seriously wrong about his/her behavior
and etc, all he/she needs is to aplogize the ex wife...Maybe the ex wife will
forgive him and let him see the children.

↑opps...I said he/she...I meant HE..lolz~~

>>622
Even if the international standards are applied, those fathers will lose their case,
because if they can win based on the international standards, they could have won based on the
Japanese law in the first place.
Those fathers are only blaming others (Japanese gov't) and ignoring their inability to fulfill their
obligation as a father.

>>623
Please be careful. Megumi is not confirmed dead.
It is only NK that is claiming her to be dead, but NK used forged evidences to
prove the death.
There is still a great chance that Megumi is alive.

>>623
No, I was not talking about Megumi, but a mother who's taken away
children in a horrible manner, though I don't know whether or not
Megumi is dead.

Appologizing for what? I think those kidnappers should get down and
say sorry first and make it in writing which parents are granted a
costody under international rules.

>>626
Yeah, I know. sorry I put that she's dead...
I also hope that she's still alive.

>>625
Too illogical. Do you have any evidence of your claim?

>>628
Something nasty in your mind showed itself. lol

it needs dealing with, be it japan or north korea or andorra, whoever it is,
it must be stopped.

>>627
Well...I thought the American husbands are the one who had
bad behaviors and all...so I said they should apologize to their
ex wives....

It is hard to look that Japanese wife did something wrong in their marriage
...Japanese women are the best in this world, I would say...hehe..We are considerate,
warm, smart and well mannered.. lolz~~

>>598
That's too bad. I'd never want to become a kidnapper like any of them.

Which do you like better, Sasha Cohen or Kim Yuna?

>>629
Then tell us, why those fathers lost custody based on the Japanese law?
If they had been considered suitable for raising their children, they woulc have been
granted custody, at least the rights to see the childre.
So it is very natural to think that they had something fatal in taking custody of their children.
In any case, I'm looking forward to your answer to my question.

>>632
are you nuts?
you didn't watch that video at all, did you?

>...Japanese women are the best in this world, I would say...hehe..We are considerate,
>warm, smart and well mannered..
Wow, I didn't know warm Japanese women bullied a weak girl.

>>636
I'm sure she did, and since her English comprehension is so good,
she was not deceived so easily!!!

>>632
Ditto, LOL~~!!!
GO GO, school girl!!!

Bullied? who? I guess bullying is done by girls in highschool or
Jr highschoolers~~. Those kids are rotten kids.

There are quite a few Japanese citizens with outstanding
arrest warrants in a foreign country. All of the people
on the following list have some kind of outstanding court
order or arrest warrant related to child abduction. Most,
if not all, are presumed to be living in Japan at well known
locations. Japan refuses to extradite Japanese citizens
(and in some cases even non-citizens) despite warrants
for their arrest. Interpol is searching for many of these
Japanese parents, so they will be arrested in countries all
over the world, if they travel outside of Japan.

>>633
It's easy.
Just be a considerate husband and caring father, and you'll never need to
lose your children~~

school girlはまだこれを見てないんだろう。指名手配されてるからね。


http://www.crnjapan.com/ja/index.html?A

↑のサイトは日本人の片親が滞在先での親権を無視して
子供を日本に連れ帰ったため、誘拐の容疑で指名手配されている
というサイト。


http://www.crnjapan.com/en/japanesewarrants.html
Ryoko?AUchiyama
Reiko?ANakamura?A(Reiko?ANealy)
Kyoko?AOda?A(Kyoko?AWeed)
Ayako?AManiwa?A(Ayako?AWood)
Chiharu?AMori?AWakao?A(Chiharu?AKaneda)?A
Rie?AIkeda?A(Reiko?ADavidovitch)
Ritsuko?AInafuku?A(Litwiller)
Shoko?AYamakawa?A(Born)?A
Etsuko?ATanizaki?A(Allred)
Yukiko?AKishida
Misako?AUeshima
Terumi?AKakiuchi
Yoko?AMizuno?A(Benda)?A
Miki?AMiyamoto

>>640
Rotten kids, huh? Rotten kids grow up to be what? Rotten women, aren't they?

* this thread is now talking about children by singles,
who could be singles forever.

Those women are bitchy? But the ones who got married to the women are also
mother fuckers? Well, go to the international court and settle the cases.

>>643
OK...thanks.

>>638
You don't know what has heppened. Those cases are worth calling abductions.

>>643
Some of the statements are too farfetched and wrong.
E.g. 日本国内でさえ、単独親権を持たない日本人の親、例えばまだ離婚していない親などが、
子供を連れて逃亡することがあります。そういった犯罪の文献はたくさんあります。
誰が先に逃亡したとしても
「日本の司法制度と警察はこういった強制的不当監護を支持します」???????????
This article is very biased and totally unreliable.
Not worth serious attention. Period.

So Japanese women are really smart (foxy and cunning?) to take the children
to Japan and, using Japan's local law, never let their dadies see them?
It isn't fair, is it?

See? Some Japanese people believe what they do is right and all other peoples
should be ignored, and still they claim they should be accepted. Funny, huh?

What do Japanese people think about the second world war?
I heard some of them say it was the right decision to wage war.
Is that true?

>>650, 651
If you really belive what you are saying is right, why don't you hire a lawyer and
bring your case to the court?
Just so you know, you are only disgracing decent US people, who we know are the majority of the US people.

Foxy and cunning? From where did you pick up those words?

Japanese women are generally good mannered. So I imagine a Japanese mum
woudln't take such a dramstic action unless there is a horrible reason.
I hope they would reconcile.

>>643
Geez, I just checked Ryoko・Uchiyama on google, and as it turned out,
she is wanted by FBI. But her name has never been heard here. What
are Japanese TV stations doing?

To be fair, I don't think her name has been heard on US stations either.

> From where did you pick up those words?
That's not the point here, is it?

>Japanese women are generally good mannered
Putting on make-ups on the train is a good manner you call?
You are much too beatifying japanese women. That's what I'd call
foxy and cunning.

>>657
Just FYI,
Japanese mothers don't put on make-ups on the train.
They are too busy taking care of their children.

>>656
Thank you for making a fair comment!!

I think if Uchiyama was found somewhere in Japan, it would be hard to
hold her. This sad fact reminds me of NK's famous kidnapper, Shing Gans, who took away
as many Japanese people as he could. He is internationally wanted, but we couldn't
even touch him while he stays in NK.

>>658
Chatting loudly in the train with their friends and letting
their babies alone means good manners, then?

>>658
Are you serious?
Are you even living in Japan??

＞Japanese women are generally good mannered.

dont make me laugh, really.
back in old days, japanese women are well mannered and do have class,
but now? dont even think about it.
i only see lots of gold diggers around here.

http://photoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com/view/enjoybbs/viewphoto/pfriend/47000/20060913115814772535606500.jpg

well mannered?
no way.

Japanese women, smart? Who are you kidding?
Spending lots of time flirting and getting pregnant is the common image of
most J-women.

>>661-663
If you hate Japan so much, why I highly recommned that you live somewhere else.
Since you speak English, you should have no problem, right?

Add >>664.

I don't see why you can't admit some Japanese women are decent.

(though, I must say most of the are not.)

Let's get back to the main topic.
We shouldn't turn our backs on this abduction case
so that we can be proud of ourselves and get the abductees back.

>>668
from NK, YES.
If you still insist on your former arguments, hire a lawyer and bring the case to
the court.
Arguing here only sounds like sourgrape.

so long.
please make it brief. thanks

I think kidnapping is not a good subject. Let's talk about something else maybe.

What is your favorite color, and why?

I like green because beautiful landscapes are full of green.

uh...Viridian.
no reason.

Thanks for chaning the subject^~
I like blue, because blue relaxes me.
And I would like to go see the Blue Cave (?) in Italy if I get a chance.

color.

oh, gash. this is an interesting topic i've ever seen!
i was dying to talk about color, actually why i decided to start learnning english is
that i wanted to talk about color in english.
so i think my dream comes true now.

my favarito color is blue.
no reason.

>>674
i like you sense of humor~~, LOL~~

>>671
Sky blue. Fresh & clean. The sky blue gradient on the 30000 ft is my most favorite.
I like white + black too. Contradicting, but solid and clean.
Very good to be used on expressing something simple.

>>676
"black and white" is the color for funeral in Japan.
Is it not the case in HK?

>>677
White background with black foreground is the color for funeral in Chinese community.

>>678
I see.
The drapes (backgroud) we use for funerals are black&white striped.
For happy occasions such as opening of a new shop etc., we use
red&white striped drapes.

>>679
And red&white singing competition at the end of the year, another
happy occasion.

>>679 >>680
That's very similar with Chinese community too.
We use bright red-hue color for expressing happiness and celebration, and sometimes relating to luckiness.
The Chinese bride's wedding dress is red. The new couple's room is red. On the lunar new year everybody wears in red.
Some people believe wearing red pants will bring them luckiness, especially when they gamble.

FACK YOU｀Д´

おまえらそんな下手な英語書いて恥ずかしくないんか？

Yo !

People talking without speaking.
People hearing without listening.

People herein writing without thinking.

lolll weird !

you are k-tan with anmeyna's skin.

先生〜 (゜゜)ﾉ I want some explanations.
What does the お前"ら" inside the sentence >>683 means?
Is it originally "は"?

oO k-tan ? What does that means friend ? ^.^

>>690
k-tan is an active person in this thread.
I can't say s/he is fe/male because it's just too hard to guess on the Internet.

ahah i see Thanks! ME i'm a Man :P I can answer all the question about France =^___^=

>>689
No. "おまえらは" is grammatically correct.
But usually it is shortened like that.
"ら" means "達、等". a plural.
"お前ら" you all, "おれら"all of us.

translate this please!
図書館へいきます。

Oh yea.
I heard that France is a romantic place, so as the French people.
However, some French seems arrogant and ignoring foreigners, especially to those cannot speak French.
I wanna see how a French feel about such comments.

>>693
Thanks. I'm now clarified with the word.

>>694
I assume the subject is "I".
I go to the library.

ahah hMM U're right and wronght :P A romantic place isn't wrong ! and you're right when you say that french are arrogant and ignoring they're stupid somethimes too lol isn't wrong ! but hmm it depend where u go so it's not globaly right !
And wxhat about japan ? people say that japanese hate foreigners lol ?is that true

>>697
I'll ask you again the same question I asked before.

Where did you know 2channel?

>>697
OK. I think those guys are not very lucky. They visited Paris.

Check this out. http://www.debito.org/
A neutralized Japanese, previously American, who fight against racial discrimination in Japan.
He sued 2ch before because the administrator didn't remove a thread slandering him, and he won the lawsuit.

me ahah my answer is stupid XD should i say it ? :P
Densha Otoko ! u know what i'm saying ? :D

>>700
Duh. Did you watch the movie or drama?

>>700
I know Densha Otoko.

the japanese Drama yea !

japanese drama rocks i'm waiting for the season 2 of hana yori dango :D

>>704
How do you watch Japanese dramas.

Do French boradcast company air Japanese dramas ot do they watch them
on the Internet?

If you watch them on the Net, do someone make subtitle for the dramas?

>>700
Do you have the conversations archived about densha otoko?
I'm interested on the real conversations.

>>703
The drama is very funny. I love that.
Hermes acted by Itou Misaki is not realistic. Too (artificial) beautiful.

naaa any french tv show japanese drama i find J-Drama on the net :D and yes people make subtitle !

there is a lot of Good J drama : Summer snow, Gokusen, HAna yori d, Densha, 1 litre of Tears,etc

>>708
I refrain from watching <<1 liter of tears>>.
I'd rather spend 1 liter of sperms on girls than 1 liter of tears on a drama.
But yet I don't have the chance for the former case. LOL

This is a thread, not a chatroom. Please stop posting so much. It's
hard to read all the posts when so many are made overnight.

loooll Hentai !!!! Pervert !!!! O_O_O_O_O *joke* U love the actriss who play the ill girl ?

>>710
We can't help it 'cause here's 2ch!!

ohh ic 2ch is a pervet channel ?

>>713
How far is your house from Paris?

I heard that there was Japanese festa in France and lots of otaku
enjoyed it.

http://travel.state.gov/family/abduction/country/country_501.html
Hmm...

hmm I am plan to move to north korea soon.

Why do you want to go to North Korea?

藤田東吾０　Japan's crisis 耐震偽装を語り始める
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Jn1TNZG8s&mode=related&search=

>>717
To volunteer own service to the contry of axis of evil .

because there is nothing better then glorius regime of greatest human alive -Kim

>>718
For those who are not in the know and don't speak Japanese, the man
on the clip says the government of Japan has silenced Japanese media
about the buildings which may be broken down easily because of weak frames
if a big earthquake hits Japan.

Ey I'm BACK ! :)

Do you know Erika's kiss tastes like peach?

erika ?

>>724
Didn't you know? The one who starred "1 litre of Tears".

>>721
I googled about that guy.
What I saw is the recent news about his window-dressing of his company's book: http://www.crisscross.com/forum/m_881172/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#881231

how was HK in 1997? it was when the rule of hk came into china hands.
was it significant years or it was ordinary year?

>>723
Long time no see, Erika freak.
I've just saw her recent photo. She dyed her hair. She changed her outlook like a punk.
She's not attractive anymore. Where is her purity on the screen? That's the thing that kills boys around Asia.

>>726
He used to be a CEO of a construction confirming company, yes.
And it's true he was under constody because of the cook-up balance sheet.

I'm not sure if all he says is reliable, but one thing is for sure.
He has more information about what happened behind the scene.

>>727
1997... erm... I'm still 12 years old. Not much political worries at that time.
At that time, the share and the fixed-property market was in fever. Everyone were drown into the daydream of fast money from the fields.
A 350 sq ft flat around the railway station cost HKD$7M (likely \100M). (WTF!)
By then the Asia financial crisis came. The share and fixed-property price dropped like hell.
Many speculators and investors became negative-asset due to the loan or mortgage they made during the fever.
News about people committing suicide because of financial difficulties were often at that time.

>>728
Did you believe she was pure?

>>730
About the number of people commiting suicide, about
30 thousand Japanese people (mostly those in their 50s or older)
kill themselves in the past 8 years. This may be a coincidence,
but the first year of this suicide rate overlaps the monetary crisis.

>>731
No. She can act too well.

>>729
Everywhere there is government hiding shits from the public.

Ah, 30 thousand every year, I mean. So that means 240 thousand people.
Considering how many people fell into victim at the world trade center 2001
(5 thousand), the number is very large.

>>734
That's very unhealthy!
What's the cause?

>>735
Well, it's beyond my understanding. There must be many reasons.
But the biggest problem is money. As far as I know, many of them borrowed
a lot of money from, well, companies that lend money and try to get huge money back.
They are called Yami-king in Japanese.

I watched a drama in which Ayase Haruka appeared last night.

http://www.akibaos.com/

このキモオタ＆キモ声優もどき……
キモイったらありゃしねぇ……

>>736
Do you mean the loan-shark? The one lending out money with extreme interest.
I saw many people discussing in the loan life board in 2ch.
Isn't Japan economy recovering? The problem seems never be relieved.

Haruka plays a girl who suffered from leukemia as a child and underwent
a surgery at 17, and she's falling in love with a guy. Haruka's family has
run a famous jewery shop while the guy in question is a riffraff. So this
story has a taste of Romio and Juliet.

>>737
My passion on Ayase Haruka has gone. Downgrading from "Godness" rank to "Favorite Artist" rank.
I've listened her recent single <<交差点days>>. That really suits her. Simple rhythm and melody. Plain. No special skill required.

Her agency is clever, arranging all the simple stuff for her to do, no matter the dramas or the songs.
Once the thing get complex, abstract and skill-required, I think she cannot keep such performance.

Anyway, she has a long way to go.

>>740
Do you mean the drama <<たったひとつのこい>>?
I've watched the first 2 episodes from the network. And I decided to stop watching.
Once I finished ep2 I can guess what will go on.
The story is just too typical.

lol ! Drama actriss r always so kawai !! <3

>>739
That's it! Thanks. I didn't know the word, loan-shark.

About the Japan's economy, the government has emphasised everything
is getting better, but I think their economic outlook is too optimistic.
Those people who are deeply in debt have ended up dead is (living?) proof.

>>742
you already watched that drama?
seems no time lug,
how long does it take to download one episode(50min)?

イヤイヤ始めた英会話。。。
なのに。。。すっかりはまっています♪
２００５年１０月７Ａからスタート！２００６年８月Ｌ３になりました。トイック模擬640点レベル3の時　2006年8月
神奈川県　パオ　ブログネーム
中傷と先生との場外デートで人気上昇中、もちろん目的はクリック粉図解かせぎ。USCPAもべんきょうしているので、一日もはやく、「ぱお」さんとよんで欲しい。わたしもだれがお子図解くれるから、顔が見たい。
2005年10月　外資系への転職を機にNOVAで英会話を始めました。7Aから始めたのに、L4を攻撃しています。授業いやがれせブログ沙良氏。棒鋼炎2号

ま、思えば、この負けず嫌いの性格によってこんなに早くレベルアップしてきた気がします。。。
2006年10月27日
うーん、、、まぁまぁ？
今日は2コマ！またまた1コマはラッキーマンツーでした
しかーし。。。2コマ目で一緒になった若い女の子のこと嫌いなんです
私がNOVAを始めた当時（７A)彼女はすでにL4でした。
しかーし、、、私が追いついた→さらに追い越したことが気に食わないらしくやたらつっかかってくるし、挨拶もロクにしないのです
ま、今日はマジで私も頭にきたので次回からは思い知らせてやるべく叩きのめしてやろうと思います（笑）
思えば、この負けず嫌いの性格によってこんなに早くレベルアップしてきた気がします。。。
とはいえ大人なので（笑）感情的にはならず

>>741
You change your mind often, don't you?
I didn't know she sings, though. Guess her CDs are not selling well.

>>745
Usually there will be raw movie sent out from Japan within 1 day since the drama is on-air.
By then the subtitle community start translating the drama and produce the subtitle.
The fastest one can produced a subbed rmvb within 2days. However, the quality of translation usually sucks.
If you want the one with better translation, wait 1 or 2 days more.
Usually the dramas are distributed via BitTorrent.

my boss my hero was excellent ! was waiting everyday for the team to finish the subtitle :D

>>749
"Hero" is more interesting to me. The drama was awesome. If I remember right,
veiwer ratings of the drama were over 30 percent on average.

>>747
That's why I say it's passion - something with low endurance.
When the passion is gone, the thing left would be rational observation.
She can go higher, if she knows the way to enhance, and that's what I wish.

しかーし。。。2コマ目で一緒になった若い女の子のこと嫌いなんです
私がNOVAを始めた当時（７A)彼女はすでにL4でした。
しかーし、、、私が追いついた→さらに追い越したことが気に食わないらしくやたらつっかかってくるし、挨拶もロクにしないのです
ま、今日はマジで私も頭にきたので次回からは思い知らせてやるべく叩きのめしてやろうと思います（笑）

maaaaaaaaaaaaa can't read japanese >_____> what he said ?

>>748
thanks for info.
wow that is a lot of work.
up until now i thought manga and anime is the one make foreiners into japan,
but reacently i see lots of Jdrame fan who are interested in japan.

>>749 >>750
That was the drama that triggered me reviewing my springtime.
What was my springtime? Computer Technologies. Programming. Games. Studies.
Puppy love? Erm, once, 3 months, and I regreted letting it disappear.
I was so envy that having one more chance to enjoy the springtime!
I'm now 22, how much springtime do I have!?

Ure Right DRama growing up fast ! Me my summer vacation was watch watch and watch Jdrama lol

Yukorin will be popular.

what's that ? a new drama ?

Sasuke -佐助- (1of3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtjQk0DZFSQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHs9cfb64MA&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZwM2M5AJ1s&mode=related&search=

Matumoto Hitoshi, a famous J-commedian, created this sit-com kind
drama several years ago.

>>758
You got to be kidding.
Yukorin is a famous J-idol.

oh ic ! she's a little bite weird Oo

ahahah WHy 2ch doesnt open a FRench Channel ^.^

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>>755
As long as you want. If being "responsible" and "adult" means "hating
your life", then screw that. (I don't think it means that, but a lot of
people seem to.)

The Korean language is difficult... Why do some of the sounds sound the
same to me?

ㅋ and ㄲ sound the same to me. ㄱ sounds almost the same. It has a slightly "softer" sound.

People prefer a brief sentence.

>>767
I give you a hint.
'Prefer' is always with 'to' in discription.

>>768
Anything you say

There is nobody here anymore

I am here. I am a lolita-conservative. please call me lolicon, not neo-con.

Hi,are you crazy?

There is pervert here anymore ?

>>772
No, I am normal and sane wiser. lolicon is a good ideology which can make peace.

are you kidding?

>>774
how many times have you gone to east-south asia to buy girls?

Take it easy my friend

I'm glad to meet you.

great success

very nice

Ｈｏｗ did you spend your holiday?
Almost all of you may have enjoyed three straight holidays this week end.

I have read comic books.

Can I ask the name of the comic book you read?
I like 'Sailor Moon'.

Abduction is horrible.

>>783
It's "Devil man" very interesting. Do you know it?

Does devil man abduct children, too?

Emma Watson landed him in jail of love he couldn't run away from.

>>786
No, he save the human race.

>>784

What made you think so?
have U heard a terrible news about abdction?

>>789
no, actually ive never heard of anything about abduction
just the sound of it is horrible i think

HEY ! Is any kotei here?
anybady? hello ? how are you ? fine thank you. and you ? fine thank you.

I am a 皇帝.

Hi doutei! How are you doing?

Just fine. You?

I'm doing soso, thank you for asking.
How about him?

My cock is fine! it's erecting fiercely.

>>796

However, in fact, you have no hole in which insert your cock.
you should find a girl friend as soon as you can,

>>797
I have a dole with a hole!
I'm a winner!

Hey how's everything?
Im taking the bath..haha
oh,you know what?im kind of hungry..

I f your face was ugly, you life is pretty much over from the start.
you can't do anything because your face is too ugly to do anything.

＿Neet

Here comes Michael Jackson.

>>801
he likes little boys.
he thinks he can buy them by using money.

Matuzaka Daisuke, born in 1980, announced a few days ago that he would get into an MLB team.
The news says that he has caught a lot of attention from managers of N.Y yankees and several other teams.

He accomplished 100 wins in the past 8 seasons of Japan's professional baseball league. Moreover, he
gained the MVP award of WBC this spring - world classic baseball. People think Daisuke is one of the
best pitchers Japan's ever had. And finally, he is allowed to move to MLB.

Under the rules of JBL, a player is supposed to be bound in a team for 10 years.
It seems, however, those rules are not always very strict and unchangeable.
"Posting system", in which an MLB team can get competent JBL players by
paying a JBL team a huge amount of money, seems to be functioning in this case.

Hopefully ,the well-trained, baby-faced pitcher will live up to MLB's expectations..
Farewell, Daisuke.

I don't know why international championships of volleyball is often held
in Japan.

>>804
Money, that's all.

Who do you like best among the valleyball representatives of Japan?
Kaoru the princess?

Where Has Princess Megu gone?

I love Hourai, who is also an porn actress. Do you know that?

Those persons are different.lol
But porno actress Hourai is not active now, is she?
She looks a bit like Hamazaki Ayuki, isn't she?

I have 包茎
what should I do?

cut it with your knife. going to the doctor is luxury for a NEET like you.
we NEETs are adepts of ultra radical DIY attitude to life.

morning birds screeeeeeeeaam

Princess Megu is really cute, though she's really tall.

whats wrong with being tall? I prefer tall girl 185+ and taller

Basically I'm complicated
I have a hard time taking the easy way
I wouldn't call it schizophrenia
But I'll be at least two people today
If that's O.K.

And I can go on and on and on
But Who Cares?

It's deep how you can be so shallow
And I'm afraid because I have no fear
And I didn't believe in magic
Until I watched you disappeared
Wish you were here

And I can go on and on and on
But Who Cares?

You see, everybody is somebody
But nobody wants to be themselves
And if I ever wanted to understand you
I have to talk to someone else
Because every little bit helps

And I can go on and on and on
But Who Cares?

>>814
You want an Amazon, freak.

>>814 >>816
Sounds entirely reasonable to me - but then again, I'm 187cm. (and male.)
My little sister is only 175cm, so my brother nicknamed her 'Stubby'.

Hello friends, this is my first posting on 2channel ever.
I am happy to chat about whatever you wish.

I see some people talking about North Korea.
I feel very sorry for the suffering and starving people there.

>>818
Aloha!
and welcome to 2ch~~
Which island of Hawaii are you from?

The Island of Oahu, which is famous for having Honolulu, Pearl Harbor, and Waikiki.

Mahalo~
If I remember correctly, Konishiki is from Oahu and Musashimaru was raised in
Oahu.
Is Jake Shimabukuro, an ukulele player, famous in Hawaii?
He has been well accepted in Japan.

Taro Akebono, a sumou wrestler, is also from Hawaii.
And he's funny.

Hello, Sumo is fairly popular here.
Several Japanese restaurants have photographs of Konishiki and Akebono.
I enjoy watching Sumo occasionally.

I don't think Jake is very famous here, however he did appear in a frequently-run local TV commercial.
He plays the Ukelele fast.

The Ukelele is a stringed instrument that was brought to Hawaii from Portugal.
Portugal had a major influence on the modern culture here.
Many portugese were "cowboys", in charge of cattle ranching.
Many more Portugese were placed as managers in charge of pineapple pickers.

In Hawaii, the many Japanese, Korean, and Chinese pineapple pickers resented always having Portugese in charge of them.
So there have always been many jokes ridiculing the Portugese, who are called "portagee" in Hawaiian slang.
Even today there are many "portagee" jokes.

yeah, Hawaii has pioneered in bringing in good non-japanese sumo wrestlers
to the very traditional and conservative sumo world.
And these days there are many sumo wrestlers who are from Mongolia and former soviet-union
who are doing very well.

Regarding the influence of Portugal to Hawaii,
I didn't know anything at all until I read your description!!!
Thanx!
Come to think of it, there are some Portugese words that have become Japanese,
Tempura is one of them.
The Portugese must have been extremely active back then.
Again, thanx a lot for your very interesting information.

I am glad Sumo now has wrestlers from Hawaii and Mongolia.
It adds a lot of excitement and interest to the sport, drawing in new fans.
I like seeing how respectful Akebono is of Japan, doing his best to adopt Japanese culture without losing himself.
I haven't seen the Mongolian wrestlers yet. I would like to see them in action.

>>825
You are right.
It must have been very difficult for those foreign sumo pioneers to
blend in well to the ridiculously traditional Japanese sumo-stable system.
Anyway, the wrestlers from Hawaii tend to be very cheerful and funny, so we like them a lot.
By the way, current champion is a wrestler from Mongolia, whose name is "Asashoryu" and
he has been winning many seasons, very strong and popular.
There is one good wrestler from Bulgaria, named Koto-oshu, he is so pupular that he
even appears on a TV commercial for "Bulgaria Yogurt" in Japan.

>>823
Do you think there are any "portagee" jokes that even the Japanese living in Japan can
understand?
Can you share one?

A nearby Japanese restaurant here serves a wonderful dish called "Chanko Nabe".
They say this is what sumo wrestlers eat in Japan.
I think it is delicious and filling, with a variety of seafood in miso broth.
I haven't seen it offered at any other restaurant here.
The lunch price is fifteen dollars.

>>828
As you said, Chanko Nabe is sumo-wrestlers' dish.
And we also have Chanko Nabe restaurants in Japan, and I think
almost all of them are run by retired sumo-wrestlers.
You know, sumo-wrestlers retire very young (in their 30's) usually due to injuries on knees,
backs etc., and the famous ones remain in the sumo world and train the
younger ones, or become sumo commentators or TV personalities, and some others
choose to open a restaurant.
Chanko restaurant run by Yakanohana (retired) is very popular, and I think he has opened several
of them across Japan.

829
Sorry, not Yakanohana, but Wakanohana.

I will try to tell some portagee jokes.

The jokes themselves are often stupid, silly, or absurd.

How do you keep a portagee busy?
Put him in a round room, and tell him to sit in the corner.

How do you get a one armed portagee down from a coconut tree?
Wave at him.

A man tries to tell a portagee joke at a party. A woman interrupts and says "Excuse me, but I'm Portugese".
The man responds by saying, "That's okay, I'll tell it slowly".