Chat In English (英語で雑談) Part 66

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>>1　What are you trying to do to my beloved Corps?
>>3　The first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!"
>>4　Bullshit! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.
>>5　You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
>>6　Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here!
>>7　I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
>>8　I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!
>>9　You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
>>10　The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, won't it?

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who's here?

>>5
Nobody. This is week end.

>>5
what's weekend got to do with who's here?

>>6
Introduce yourself who the fuck you are.

>>7
i'm only one of those learners of english surfing around here.
and who are you?

>>8
I am a 2 channeler who study English.
I don't have any handle name.
I want to quit 2ch though..

I want to have many pretty female teenagers as my lover.

>>9
don't quit using 2ch so hastily. there are a lot of wise use you can make in 2ch.

>>10
I have pretty girl friend. But, she isn't teenager.
I am waiting for her to finish work.
I don't need many girl friend.

>>11
exactly. 2ch is very useful. But, I depend too much.

Have we all moved to this new thread already?

>>13
I believe so. You can get lucky 1000 if you want.

>>14
nahhhh, it's OK.

>>2
I love you.

なんで急にそんなことを言われたんだろ？　尿検査の結果で何か出たかな？　膀胱炎の気でもあるのかな？

Hahaha, this makes me laugh.

the world belongs to me

I see...

I'm sleepy...

>>7
I am an 18 year old from Florida who is interested in 2ch.
I'm a university student and my major is international relations.
and.. I don't have anything to do this weekend.

FYI,u made some mistakes

what, for instance?

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うひょひょ、情報課からメールが来た。来週はPCのチェックだと。やばいかもー。でも，月曜は眼科休みだから、ばっくれちゃうもんね。


ということで、今日もまっすぐ帰ってきた・・・。今週は予約があんまり取れていないんだ・・・。でも、少しレッスン減らしたい気もするから、我慢、我慢。明日はドイツ語だし。

http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/
"Mail came from and the information section. When it will be a check on PC next week. Is it a corbicula?However, because it is an ophthalmology department recess on Monday,.

Thus, it came back straight today. The reservation is not so taken this week. However, because the nature that wants to be decreased is done, it endures and the lesson is endured a little. It will be German tomorrow.
"

What?

↑Good luck for your German!

ah...I'll go yoga to get some positive energy! I gotta do something
to refresh! ^^

>>22
then, i have a very rudimetary question for you^^;(sorry).
how do you differeciate the use of words "relations" and "relationship?"
because in japanese, there is only one word for this; kankei.
I've looked up in the dictionaries but still not clear.
when you have "international" and it's almost always followed by "relations", but
"kankei" between companies is "relationship" not "relations".....?
Could you help me out here?

>>9
Don't leave! We need more Japanese people on here!
>>29
It's difficult to explain. ^_^'
I'd say that 'relations' refers to the overall relationship as the sum of the
individual ones (like "business relationship", "social relationship",
"romantic relationship"). You can have multiple relationships with somebody,
but overall they'd be your relations with them.
So - relations is general, relationship is singular. That's how I think of it, at
least.

As a note in general - if you would like native speakers to correct
your grammar (or, hopefully, to say 'Yes, that's correct!') please feel
free to post any questions (in English, please.)
If it gets to be overwhelming, then we'll just start a new thread.

As an aside, I'd say that most native English speakers can usually
tell what even the poorest use of English is trying to say. Every
day I deal with people for whom English isn't their native language,
and it's not usually a problem for us understanding each other.

>>30
thank you sooo much for your very clear explanation!
your explanation was much much clearer than those from dictionaries^^
now i can be more confident when i encounter the situations where i need to use those words.
I used to say "international relationship", which caused a big erruption of laguter
among native english speakers, LOL^^
>>31
thanx again for your very kind suggestion!
i'm sure i'll have to bother you with english-realated questions from time to time and i'm sure other leaners
must be very appreciatvie, too.
thanks a million!!

I shall squash you like the insignificant worms you are!

Yukorin's pure.

>>34
hi stranger!
is Yukorin on the "waratte-iitomo" digest now?

Yukorin's as pure as pearly white.

You're right. She's called an angel.

>>36, >>37
I think she is pretty, too.
but do you thik she can remain in the entertainment industry as she gets older?
because I only see her on the variety shows.

Sato Tamao is in her 30's, but she's still cute, pouting, shouting, smiling.

>>38
Are you a fan of Yukorin's? You should leave her alone and
become a maniac of Maki Horikita. She'll no doubt remain in
the industry as a cute actress.

Tell me who the defintion below mean.

A young girl who appears on TV because of her beautifulness and
prettiness, especially whose fart smells like vanilla.

>>40
actually, i am a big fan of Kamenashi from KAT-TUN^^!!!!!
i think he's got some unique talent in him.
and i don't belive the rumor about his cosmetic surgery.

>>41
Sato Tamao, maybe?

>>43
Very close, but no, not her.
The point is, how aromatic her fart is. Give it another try.

Sato Tamao has a good figure! Nice boobs.

When it comes to boobs, however, school girl has big boobs, too.
She's catching male posters' attention here after she let slip
that her bust was C-cupped.

I don't think school girl matches Tamao. Tamao is too cute to ignore.

>>32
どういたしまして。 As you've probably figured out, "relationship" by
itself usually means "romantic relationship". (~_^)

I've looked through some of the Japanese -> English dictionaries for
Japanese people - and good grief, some of the definitions are awful.
It's also very obvious when textbooks have "sample dialogue" written by
non-native speakers.

Tamao is cute!! lolz~~
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I think school girl is an angel
moreover she is virgin

she is the best

Is she sexy?

>>48
Indeed, it's such a pity that some of the dictionaries and text books are not even proof-read by native english speakers.

I have another very very emberrasing experience about english.
When we see very good amature golf players in japan, we ask them
"Anata-wa single desuka?", meaning "Are you a single (or low) handicapper?"
So when I saw a very good foreign golf player I translated the japanese sentence directly into englishe and asked,
"Are you single?"
and the the reply was
"No, I'm sorry I'm married with children."
.....Then I realized I made a hudge mistake!!!!
But the thing is, that guy was very old and non-attractive at all^^;

>>50
I don't think she's an angel, but she must be single.

Yukorin is also single, noble and solitary, who needs love.

>>52

ahahaha That was a funny story!!

Yeah, merking thanks for your reply! I also tried to reply to the person
the difference between relation and relationship....but hummm...I coudn't
compe up with the actual answer. XD

>>51 yes I am sexy haha in a way. Everybody in this world is
sexy and cute in her own way haha XD

>>50 yeah lolz~~

Tamao, Yukorin, Maki...those three idols lure your heart, huh?
What is so good about them? their cuteness isn't really natural...IMO...sorry
no offence..lolz~~ (^^;

School girl is actually over 30. Nice, huh?

I don't think her age has nothing to do with our love.
I don't love her because she's young.

Inspiration was given, causing my brain functioning very fast.

>>52
Hee! When I visited Japan, it took me a good two weeks to realize
that anything written in romaji was usally unmeaningful - and that
only about half the time "English" words in katakana were similar
to the original word. ("biking" is an excellent example of that.)

>>58
You must've read a notice like this when you get on the train.

If you notice any suspicious unclaimed objects or person,
please inform any staff member on the platform or any train
crew on the train immediately.

>>55
what? lolz~~

>>58
Oh I know what you mean. lolz~ We have many 和製英語。nighter=night ball
OL(office lady), Salary Man etc...lolz~~

I'll accept you, whatever your age is.

>>60
choose the one way to complete each of these sentences that would make it grammatically INCORRECT

1She ( ) me what to expect
A asked B explained C taught D told E warned


2I always know ( ) he is lying
A if B whatever C when D whether E why

3I ( ) to spend my holidays at the seaside
Aenjoy B hope Clong D love E used

>>62
is this question only for the school girl?

B explained
B whatever
A　enjoy

>>62
Is that your homework?
You lazy SOB!!! lol

Do you believe school girl's cuter and sexier than Maki Horikita?

of couse

Can "document" mean "documentary" at all?
because I hear the word "document" all the time, when, I think "documentary" is supposed be used,
and even Dave Specter uses "document" instead of "documentary."
I'm confused!

>>67
Why are you so sure? How is her face in your imagination?

>>68
Do you know a thick book called "DICTIONARY"?

she is my angel
In my heart her existance is grower

I definitely want to marry her

>>69
She has big boobs she can't hold with her hands.

>>71
You can't.
She's a dike.

>>71
Imagine with all your might that she's holding you really quite
very tight and pressing her boobs against your chest.

her boobs smell and taste good

pero pero

But her tits are so large that they look like eyes as if alive.

Imagine her tits are watching you. When she shakes her body, her tits
shakes too.

Living tits are glued to her boobs.

Then do you think we can possibly rip her tits off from her boobs
and deep-fry them so that we can eat them?

No! All you can do is lick her tits! Don't eat them.

I want my and her baby
surely the baby is very pretty

You guys are all perverts. lolz~~
How can I let you lick my tits?
After all, C cup is not that big.

Shut your stinking trap, you whore!

but the grower she is
the bigger her boobs are

she is still only17old

Don't expect too much. I don't think my boobs will grow any more.
And I have to tell you that boobs are not everything. lolz~~
Miyavi-kun would say the exact same thing!!*blush*

Oh? I think boobs mean a lot to males. And Miyavi is a male.
That means he loves boobs, too. Try your best to make your boobs bigger, school girl.

>>85
are youSG?

>>86
Actually, boobs are just as much a matter of taste as everything else.
I have a friend for instance, he doesn't find breasts above C-cup
attractive. His preference lies in the B-C area. And then there are
plenty of guys who perfer A-B type breast on mature women, and also
plenty of guys who prefer as huge as possible. So yes. It's sorta
obvious, but some people do tend to forget that tastes are different.

>>88

what size is your boobs?

Under C, I guess.

I wouldn't boo anyone with small boobs.

>>90
No. I wish they were, though. -_-

>>88

Yeah! K-tan iikoto iu!^^ I'll second that!^^

>>87 nope look at my id

I've just heard there is an accident in Canada, overpass collapsed and there are some victims.
Two people are dead? I am not sure...but hopefully not a huge trouble...-_-;

>>93
O.o;;; Where in Canada?

>>
north of Montreal

>>95
I see. :-/

As a lot of us assumed, Koizumi-san is staying at a hotel with a lot of books and DVDs for
recharging himself, despite a criticism that he is still a law maker, therefore should not
indulge himself in his hobbies.
Wicked!

>>97
Who?



hmmm.. I'm off for now, I'll be back later.

>>98
our former prime minister Junichiro Koizumi.

I like bell-shaped boobs with pink nipples.
If you have those kinds,please let me lick yours.

>>100
you mean Koizumi's?

No kidding!
I guess Koizumi's are flat-shaped boobs with black nipples.
I mean like ninani kukasa's who is a pornstar.

sorry,typo ninami tukasa

lolz~~ you guys really talk about that...BTW, I saw Yukorin today on TV.
She was a good(?) golfer lolz~~But why did she was call the
other older man, "papa papa"??? @.@

My only concern is about Miyavi-kun...I thought he was planning to go to
U.S.A...but some say that he is still doing some activities in Japan and
guess what...

..... someone.... said ...that HE WAS DOING THE STREET LIVE IN SHIBUYA??? Yersterday!!
I should have gone there!!! wtf!!! I should have gone there!!! to see him!!! goshhhh!!! *dies*
*regrets too much and never wakes up* (TT____TT)

×you guys really talk about
○you guys really like to talk about

×why did she was call the
○why did she call the

oh....typo again...wtf

>>102
ninami tukasa...?
Is she famous?

Emma's tits will be growing richer and richer as she matures, I think.

I7 m very looking forward to doing shikoshiko Nagasawa Masami's new drama, sailor's uniform and machinegun 'it's too comfortable'

>>107
Emma Thompson?
She is a great actress!

>>109
No, she isn't. I told about my wife Emma Watson, a British nymph

Emma Watson is so cute!
I'm one of the fan who likes harry potter!(both book and movie)
BUT I haven't read the harry potter 6 and watched the movie 4…:(
I like Ron the best!

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/co3/jp/flash/tetris.html

I can't believe this myself!! But I've got the best result ever!!

Level 38
Lines 390
Score 411,595

I think I'm the best scorer of every poster here who played Tetris.
Why don't you try to break my record? I guess you can't!!!
Say good things about me!!

congratulation!
i like puyopuyo more than tetris

Utada Hikaru is a great tetris player. lol

>>92
Then under D?

Is there 'By means of marking or chacking a particular person' ?
Why is it ? Please abolish or Please set back. However please tell me, come on.
Is it a wrong-bind ? It's a wrong-bind. That is, It's a harm ! What do yours know ?

If anybady try(or tried) to kill me, Not by a roundabout way,
Please kill me by rifle, pistol, and knife.
I like lead(Pb) (or Ag, Au) as a kind of bullet(or shell), for better or for worse.
If yours want to kill me, Please kill me. I dont't ran away.
(It is better for yours(and me) to be developed into a bloody affair.)

I don't make the story, and I am not influenced by movies and comics
(That is, virtual reality). For example, By various technologys, humans
could be deprived emotion（ex: grief）. That is, It could be possible
to be hinded dead bodys, and It could be possible to be hinded crimes.

What relation is jealousy(not all love)-troubles ?
Is it relation to jealousy(not all love)-control ? Is it a kind of mind-control ?
That is, Is there such a way of making use of jealousy(men and women) ?
If anybady make bad use of jealousy, Naturally enough that is Set back and Arrested or Fined.
I'm very jealous, but the jealousy isn't the source of my heart.
I think that it is important to control by eachself.
In other words, at least me, I think that Self-control is very important in case of jealousy,
and Everybady must not make bad use of jealousy, normaly.
What relation is it ?

>>111
You have read those thick books and saw the long movies, wow!
I also like RON best!
But I wonder if the "red haird people are short tempered" theory is also a farfetched stereotype?

>>114
Yes!
and great artist, too!
I really like her song called "Colors."
The last verse goes:
If you think you can't paint a picture with dreams any longer,
daub the canvas over and over, and start all over again,
white flag is hoisted only when you surrender,
you have the color nobody else knows.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a cheese burger.

>>120
Will one cheese burger suffice?

for a hamburger today, I would gladly pay you back on tuesday.

>>121
A mere cheeseburger doesn't sound healthy. >>120 How about some lovely raw veggies
on the side? A nice salad, perhaps?

>>115
No. It's not without reason that I'm displeased with that situation.

k-tan must be a lonely girl.

>>124
Heh... My beloved boyfriend is in another country, so thank you Captain Obvious.
If you're talking about friends: fortunately not. But I still miss my boyfriend -_-

Who the fuck is Captain fucking Obvious?
Don't you fucking tease me fuck.

k-tan is an Internet addict.

>>126
"Captain Obvious" is usually what a poster who makes an obvious statement is called.

>>120
i prefer SPAM rice ball to cheeseburger^^

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5379250.stm "Gene found that helps combat MS"
Awesome.

>>128
Do you enjoy teasing other people with goddamn obvious comments?

Why are you guys so offensive today?

k-tan started it.

>>131
Not as much as >>124, it seems. I usually don't tease people in an unfriendly
way, though. I just tend to go for assuming as little as possible, hence
>>128, as not everybody are in the loop enough to get why they're being
called "Captain" even though they may realize they're being obvious,
and thus they might get confused.

k-tan is mean.

>>133
Sure, blame it on the foreigner :-p ;-)

I like cheeseburger too but not at MacDonald's...I prefer MOSburger..
Mos's is so much better.

Don't sayd k-tan is blabla...she is a good girl.
When your loved one is not around, it is natural to write many things
on net to take mind off! ^^;

k-tan has nothing to do other than to post meaningless comments on 2ch.
Me too.

>>137
Well, that too. It's more of that I have assignments that I need to work
on, and since I'm at a computer working on them anyway, I might as well
multitask and post here at the same time, as idly chatting here isn't
anything that's as absorbing as for instance chatting in a chatroom.
Here, I don't have to answer in real-time, which is quite useful for
multitasking :-D

Don't get annoyed over little thing.

>>137
We say 'Don't go to MOS on your first date, because your hands and face gets really messy!'
But yes, they sure taste good and healthy.

k-tan is dropping out of school i'm sure.

because she is a

>>138
Alas, I can't really post anywhere else on 2ch. This board is the only place
I actually can read, and as I've grown quite fond of this thread, around 99%
of my visits to this board are to this thread.

lesbian.

I want to have a dirty sex talk with k-tan.

>>146
Sorry, I'm not interested. If you wish to discuss sex-related issues in a more
academical manner though, that might be interesting. Perhaps for instance
how one should classify something as "normal". Speaking of lesbians, as >>145
brought up, why do you think it is that homosexual males are less tolerated
than lesbians?

>>141
hell yeah! haha Mos burger is quite hard to eat. That orange sauce
is tasty but I can never succeed to eat it without spilling some sauce.

>>144
I'm glad to hear that! because you are only faithful to 2channel
even you are Swede. What makes you feel comfortable being here?
This place is not with sweet people but many people talk ill..lol

k-tan is a shy girl.

>>147
Oh, come to think of it, that's badly phrased...
I meant: "Why do you think it is that homosexual males are less tolerated
than lesbians in the west?", as I don't know what it's like in Japan for
homosexal males/females.

>>148
Ditto^^
Never go there with a white shirt on, and eat it at your own risk!
Yum^^

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>>149
2ch isn't the only forum/BBS I visit, but it is indeed one of the ones
I visit the most, especially lately as I haven't really visited any others
for more than a minute or two at the time, maybe once a week.
I think the 2ch board style is a lot easier to casually read/post at,
in comparison to the average western forum, which makes it very appealing
for me, as I drift around too much to be a proper regular at any place
that requires too much continous attention. I can stay at a place for a month
or three, but after that I tend to get too distracted by various things,
such as studies, etc.
I used to regularly visit a chatroom created for
the sake of getting people all over the globe together to talk with
each other in English. A Japanese guy ran it, so naturally he used a
chat look that's closer to this than the average western type stuff.
I frequented that chatroom from the end of '99 to somewhere around 2001,
I think.
My boyfriend spent some time at 2ch/2chan style systems, includin western
versions, as he studied Japanese, and so he kept sending me links to such
places, and I got used to the style rather quickly. Minimalism and
intelligent simplicity appeals to me, so that's yet another reason for
why I like this. And though there are plenty of trolls here, there aren't
many places that don't have any trolls, including in real life. So, I
don't mind ignoring the trolls and enjoying a good casual chat with anyone
who happens to have the time to talk for a bit.

>>152
Interesting. Hm.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOS_Burger very interesting.

>>154
Admiration of " Minimalism and simplicity" is something common to Sweden and Japan, maybe?
IkEA is very popular in Japan now.

>>156
It does appear that way. Though Japan is renowned for their skill with
asymmetrical compositions in designs, which is something I'm interested
in, as asymmetrism is more dynamical. Though I wouldn't want to go hardcore
with just symmetrical or asymetrical designs, though. I enjoy a balanced
mix ^-^

>>157
Yea, I agree asymmetry has more movement and rhythm, and fun!
Whereas symmetry gives sense of security, perhaps.
I don't know if Isamu Noguchi's work is considered asymmetrical, but at any rate,
I like his work.
But I just rememberd, he is half American....hum......LOL!

>>158
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isamu_Noguchi
Oh, wow. Niceee.

>>159
Actually many japanese restaurants, both domestic and overseas, use his famous lamps called
AKARI series.
They are sold at affordable prices, and a friend of mine as one, too
It's kind of nice to have an art piece at home, isn't it?
http://akaristore.stores.yahoo.net/akari.html
(Plz don't get me wrong. I don't work at his shop^^)

>>160
Those are quite nice indeed :-D And don't worry, I didn't think you were
some undercover marketer ;-)

Yukorin will smile at the sight of good and cute things.

>>162
What will she do at the sight of bad and ugly things?

I hate her

lol...sorry to Yukorin's fan. But this is what I think about her.

First she was just a little bit tennen(天然）girl. So she accidentally said
something really cute in public(on TV). Then the management staff thought GOOODD!!!!
Let's sell her this way in the media targetting to Otaku ppl. Then against
her wish, she is forced to act like a cutie cutie little (not little but she has to
behave like a little)girl. I think that is the fact...sorry if it hurt you, Yukorin's fan.

Sorry I forgot to write something.
After her speech of cutie comment in public, she got a great
reputation among otaku kids...wasn't it? that's what I think...

Yukorin's got the power to make all males weak in front of her, and they get down on their knees
to beg her mercy and melt into the air.

Wow! she must be like himiko or some legendary woman in the history...lol

You're right. In fact, she's from the planet Korin, where people
live peacefully and merrily, who's an angel with invisible wings.

>>169
that's good for you..haha

>>164
I hate her too.

OMG!!!....

gosh....speechless....(T_T). ok no more...

opps sorry for the wakewakaran comment above.
It is ok. All I need is just to have a fresh air outside.

OK no more fear no more fear. lolz~~

It was difficult for me to order at MOS burger; I pronounced the words (like
'hamburger') in English and not Japanese. They couldn't understand what I
said. It was quite difficult to Japanify my pronunciation.

merkin, really? is it that difficult? hambaagaar...is the right
pronouciation for Japanese. lolz~~

(\__/)
(='.'=) that's after the japanese method.
(")_(")

school girl is pretty but tundere

>>177
what is the tundere?@.@

http://d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/%A5%C4%A5%F3%A5%C7%A5%EC

tundere

ahhh...tsundere? I thought that was English...hahax
yeah exactly! I think I am ツンデレ（＊＾＾＊)lolz~~

you are always cool

but if you were with miyavi
you would be・・・

>>181
kekeke...I know what you mean..kekeke...I become very...mmmm lolz~~*blush*

>>182
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>>175
It's because of the difference in what Japanese and English speakers
expect from what they hear. Japanese has five vowels, English has 13.
Vowels are much more important in Japanese than in English.

The Japanese word 'hambaagaar' has a single vowel sound, with some
longer than others. Because I couldn't get the vowel to be exactly the
same for all of them, and have the long vowels be the right length, it
didn't matter that I was pronouncing all the consonants correctly.

This is why it's so important to differentiate r from l and h from f
when speaking English - you can be sloppy with the vowels, but you can't
be with the consonants.

>>180
I think you are not Tsundere... but Kenage.
To be Tsundere, you need more component of Tsun. spiny heart.

Caution : For I'm not familiar using English, I may mistake grammars and words.

Fool facker(s) such-copy from a particular parson.
As a result, you lose yourself. Do you have yourself ?
Don't lose yourself. However, Who is facker ?
(Of course, I may be a different-facker.)

Caution : For I'm not familiar using English, I may mistake grammars and words.

Fool fucker(s) such-copy from a particular parson.
As a result, you lose yourself. Do you have yourself ? Don't lose yourself.
However, Who is fucker ? (Of course, I may be a different-fucker.)

>>186
「☆★☆日本語→英語スレ 英訳 (ﾟ∋ﾟ)ﾉ ☆★☆」で残そうください。

My cock is erecting now!

>>184
I completely agree with you, but at the same time, for being japanese, I really envy people whose native tongue has a large number of vowels.
Because it is very difficult to "create" and master new vowels, whereas in their case, all they need to do is select one of the
closest vowels they already have.
e.g., differentiating between "color" and "collar" is very difficult.
But I agree that length of japanese vowels vary a lot, and this seems to be difficult for
non-japanese people to master.
I really wonder why we have so many different languages in the world.

>>189
"erecting", not "electing?"
Just kidding^^

こんにちわ中卒です。英語全然はなせません。
けどみなさんとお話したいです
よろしくお願いします。

>>184
Also, some of the american-way of pronunciations can be difficult for Japanese.
e.g. If you say "warer" instead of "waTer", or "tweny" instead of "twenTy"........if you see what I mean.
This is because we learn English mainly from books, and not so much from ears.
A bit pity.

>>184
Interesting.

As you said, vowels are sure really important in Japanese.
As a matter of fact, Japanese voice actors/actresses and news anchor men(women),
I hear, practice pronoucing vowels clearly.
Plus, English rythms and intonations are very different from
Japanese ones, too.

By the way, I watched on TV before, that a Japanese interviewer
asked several English speakers (who apparently hadn't studied Japanese) to
repeat what he said and he managed it, while Japanese people
went blank when an English speaker asked them to retain what he said and reproduce
it.

I don't know why there were such differences, but one thing is for sure;
Japanese people usually have hard time getting used to consonant-based languages.

Japanese did terrible things to Koreans, didn't they?

Leah Dizon is a miracle girl who has sexy and pretty!

>>190
>I really envy people whose native tongue has a large number of vowels.
I also do.

Not to dwell on the topic, but I once read up on Japanese pronunciation
on the net. If I remember correctly, some of the Japanese dialects have
more than 5 vowels such as northan part of Japan's main land.
Personally, people who live there are as if they didn't speak Japanese.

Oh, by the way, 24 (season 4) is on the air now.

Hey everyone!
What do you consider the most important thing about improvement of English?

learning grammer

>>198
When I'm tired of studying, I'm always looking at foreign porn sites in English to keep motivation.

Learn it and unlearn it.

I am wonderinf why white women has larger chest than Asian women.

>>201 the famous NEET said.

NEETs are unwilling to admit their defeat.

NEETs are also waiting for thier rescue policies taken by PM Abe and Taizou Sugimura.

>>198
Hmm, vocablary and listening...
One reason is because native speakers can guess what non-native speakers
say and write but the other way around is not always true.

>>200
Which one?

>>201
What do you mean?

I'm recording the drama.
Very sleepy now... See you all later!

Unlearn and the cleansing comes.

why ◆Hell/6W/Cs is a NEET? he seems to be a pretty educated guy!

My cock is short houkei but keep erecting longer.
You may be satisfied with it.

For I'm not familiar using English, I may mistake grammars and words.

I may go to a doctor's office. Who am I ? I may have a medical certificate.
Judging from the report of the superdoctor, I am a common and normal human.
I think that it is good to write on the '2 channel' for somebady.
Because You ought not to see who write on this. I love you. Plesae.....

>>192
in english!

>>209
You know why? Educated guy could be NEET.
because they think too much so that they hesitate to make action.
Wise guy can control and get everything they want to

bokunono ochinchin ha houkei dakedo bokki jikann ha nagaiyo kitto anatama manzoku dekiruyo

>>214
nobody give a shit about your physical condition. Fuck yourself!
What you writing isn't English. That is rome character in Japanese.
Try to write in Enlish.

With its vintage clothing stores, live music clubs and cheap noodle shops, Shimokitazawa is
Tokyo’s answer to Greenwich Village, an epicenter of youth culture in one of Asia’s
trendiest metropolises.

>>215
bokuno ochinchin wo syabutte kudasai datte bokki ga osamara naiyo-

>>214
read the title of this tread carefully.

Akihabara is well-known for the crowded place in which otake ,hentai and lolicon crimers are wandering

>>217
do not fuck with BBS
jerk off and have a good sleep

>>220
onani- ha akitayo anatani sutte moraitai

I read NY TIMES on daily basis. it helps me to learn more about english and look
more deeply into american culture.

>>214
Is it Einglish ? Fuck you!

For I'm not familiar using English, I may mistake grammars and words.

Fool fucker(s) such-copy from a particular parson.
As a result, you lose yourself. Do you have yourself ? Don't lose yourself.
However, Who is fucker ? (Of course, I may be a different-fucker.)

I may go to a doctor's office. Who am I ? I may have a medical certificate.
Judging from the report of the superdoctor, I am a common and normal human.
I think that it is worse or better to write on the '2 channel' for somebady.
Because You ought not to see who write on this. I love you. Plesae.....

I like ASP type96... PleasePleasePlease.....Hit me to my brain ! Come on. I may be danger.

>>221
there is no place for you here, boy. i'm sorry.

English is common language of the world.

my farvorite place is a maid cafe
a pretty girl serves me a cake into my mouth with a spoon, just whispering Ah~n.
But I must pay an expensive bill. I need a girlfriend who resembles Mayuko Fukuda soon

Ah, Unless you know Mayuko, Google can help you all about Mayuko.
She is a beautiful girl and a great actress.

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER

Do you external energy robot ? Human must not be robot.

>>229
Is it a kind of computer program ?

>>231 It's a meme from 4chan.org's /b/
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1 : 50

>>233
What?

>>219

Lolicon crimers? What does that mean?

A membership system religion Assembly,
or line of A membership system religion Assembly.
What relation is scuh a thing ?

Is it a kind of Terrorists ?
include : ex.)By way of being maked use of group psychology.
For example,
extremists(kagekiha) : Japanese is 過激派
soukagakkai : Japanese is 創価学会
kennsyoukai : Japanese is 顕正会
touitukyoukai : Japanese is 統一教会
pana-wave laboratory : Japanese is パナウェーブ研究所
oumusinrikyou : Japanese is オウム真理教
hounohana : Japanese is 法の華
kouseikai : Japanese is 佼成会
etc.・・・・・。

I have not join(in my sense of values) in 'For example series' from birth.
(Maybe, I think that In Japn is the majority of 'join'.)
I don't hope me to join 'For example series'.
Heart of 'Believe it' or 'Not-believe it' is another topic.
And I am 'bukkyou' automatically from birth in Japan.
Normally, I am unconscious of such as Religions, Assembly and Society.
But, I am a bit only conscious of it by media.
What relation is this sort of thing ?

>>197
Thanx for your info.!
I didn't know some regions in Japan have a larger number of vowels than 5.
but, ditto, some dialects from the northern part of japan require subtitles to understand them, no offense.

>>216
I tend to agree.
but how about Ura-Hara (those small alleys in the Harajuku area)?
too posh, maybe~~

>>235
Lolicon = Lolita Complex, i.e. someone who finds underaged girls sexually
arousing because of that they are underaged girls. In the western forum
subculture, "loli" (= a Lolita) and "lolicon" (= someone who has lolitas
as fetish) most of the time, but not always, refers to drawn images
(stereotype manga/anime art styles) of young characters, and drawn
images only, while as (as far as I've understood it) here it refers
to underaged girls in general, whether they be real or just drawn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolicon is rather informative.
I'm guessing that "crimer" is short for "criminal". Which would make
lolicon crimers = lolita complex criminals.

>>219
There is also OTAKU-hunting going on.
Some punks hang around in Akihabara and specifically target OTAKUs, attack them and
rob money from them, because those punks know that OTAKUs in Akihabara have a fair amount of cash and
most of all, OTAKUs usually do not fight back.
Therefore some OTAKUs have started learn KARATE, lol!!
Keep it up!

Why do these threads move so fast now?

I am going to go to the Hello-work now.

>>241
I'm relatively new here.
Was this thread moving slower before?

i'm a newcomer, too.
i thought this is normal.

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>>240
Otakus don't carry some credit cards? They like to use cash only?
just curious...

>>246
Since I'm not OTAKU myself, I can only speculate, and I'm sure OTAKUs DO carry credit cards.
But considering the fact that OTAKUs are being robbed by teenage punks, not by crime syndicates which have
a means to benefit from stolen credit cards, I'd assume they carry a good amount of cash with them
when they go to AKIBA.
Having said that though, I'd like to let real OTAKUs or OTAKU experts to answer this quiestion.
Sorry, if I'm totally wrong.

If you understand all the jokes on The Simpsons, then you understand
American culture. (Or an awful lot of it, at least.)

LOL
my 10 yr old bro laugh a lot when he watch the Simpsons. lolz~ That joke is universally funny.
I guess. so cruel sometimes though...^^;

>>249
do you go to bathroom with your familiy
or alone?

She always goes with Miyavi imaginarily.

Jude Law is great!

Do you hear the BBC news？

>>253
Nope, but why?

>>251
lolz~~ you are right... but Miyavi-kun tries to look the other way
when I actually....p** lolz~~*blushx3*

>>255

you are mutturi sukebe aren`t you?

>>256
How do you say 'muttsuri sukebe' in English?

I think that's gloomy pervert.

>>258
LOL!!!!!!!
You beat OALD!!!

>>258
Oh LOLz!!!~~ yeah! it must be that! *dies of laughters* XD
I was thinking about that but I cound't come up with the right translation...lolz~
yeah! "gloomy pervert"! sounds so sukebe!!! lolz~~~

k-tan is that right?

Hej Jag heter Sasuke det är trevligt att träffa dig K-tan!

"Är du ledsen för att du inte är med din pojkvän?

Jag är glad för att ha träffat dig. jag kommer skriva mer svenska till dig. ses! ha en bra dag!

I bought a book called "A history of political science"

>>261
O.o
Is Sasuke a boy name or is it a gender neutral name? o.o;;;; It's
not relevant for the sentence, but I'm curious.

You might want to add some punctuation of sorts in there, though...
"Hej, jag heter Sasuke. Det är trevligt att träffa dig, K-tan!" is
one way of doing it :-D Sooo... Where did you get that sentence? ^-^

>>262
Förvirrande... That's too good to be machine translated...

>>263
Oh? Is it good (i.e. presenting the topic in an interesting and
well written manner)?
>>265
Um, not saying that >>262 is perfect, but the error in there is something
a human is more inclined to make, not a translation script... The
wording is rather fluent.

Sasuke is a boy name which reminds me of Ninja. Very old name.
As far as I'm concerned, I've never met a boy who's actually named
Sasuke.

>>267
Ah, I see. I've never met anyone named Sasuke, but I've seen that name
in the list of some random tv-series my sis showed me info about. I
don't remember who, but they were a guy, and I thought that it was a
guy's name... But then schoolgirl tossed that sentence in Swedish
at me, and I didn't know whether to interprent that as that she's
copying someone's sentences for them and posting to this thread,
or if she had a boy's name... "Jag heter Sasuke" = My name is Sasuke.

k-tan thanks! lolz~~
I met a boy on net named Sasuke, alleged he is a swedish. So I asked him to speak something
in Swedish...but I suspect he is not...So from your judge, his Swedish is
done by a translator? o_O???

>>269

http://puka-world.com/php/upload/puka/img-box/1159772111363.jpg
おまえら女には騙されるなよ

I beg of you

do not make you up

>>270
I don't wear that heavy make up...man. *pout*

I think that girl wears too much make up everyday..maybe
no chance for a day to have no makeup on her face even a day..then that life style
made her face so blur...化粧やけ。 I guess lolz~~

>>271
when you go to school

do you make you up?

only some lip gloss.(Dr pepper gloss lolz~ j/k). I think we don't need to it yet...

typo
○we don't need it yet... sorry >.<

>>273
just curious.
do you get in trouble if you wear make-up on at school?

In the middle of the date I told her that ," I love you ."
The heavy silence hang between me and her .

>>273

many men think women that do not wear make up are BEST

of course MIYAVI think so

>>276
what did you say next?
just kidding?

>>277
up to what age, do you think women can go outside without make up?

>>279
so it is precious to go outside without make up

>>280
yeah, some women even say they don't answer the door if they are not wearing make up!!

>>268
Ahhh, perhaps the tv-series was some kind of athletic meet, wasn't it?
"Sasuke" is used as the title of it, where both famous and obscure
athletes try to clear the obstacles and reach the goal within limited
time. I guess the producer of the show thought Sasuke (ninja) was a
suitable name for the event.

>>262
What do the sentences say in English, by the way??

I'd = I would
yes/no

age

Do you like Yukorin?

Yukorin is beauty itself.

No,I don't.
But I don't dislike her.

Is there anybody here now?

I am here!!!

I also am here, too!!!!

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)deliiiiiiicious!!!

I'm glad to see you in the middle of night.

By the way, do you know the news Kameda postponed the re-match with randaeda?

sorry, 288=291 (・∀・)

I'm not here.

Yes, I do know the news !!!
I think it's great !!

>>293
Hey, don't be shy….

I'm not being shy.
I am not here literally.
That's a fact.
Do you know why?

>>294
You said it's great!?

I admit he is a great boxer, but things went too far!
His behaviormay be harmful to children.

>>296

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>>269
No, I said the opposite, actually. That the Swedish was too good to be
machine translated, as I was trying to figure out if you had gotten that
Swedish from a real human, or from some translation program.

>>270
An excellent example of why people need to care more about what a
person is like, than what they look like in a moment. Beauty is
easy to create, but a nice personality is a lot harder to achieve.

>>271
Might be. One really shouldn't use a lot of make-up often, or else the
skin will suffer a lot, and look older than what it really is. :-/

>>276
Please tell me you didn't say that after knowing her for a too short
period of time, like perhaps a week...

>>281
I've heard that Dolly Parton refuses to be seen without her make-up
and hair done. She seems to work hard to maintaing a certain look.

>>282
"Are you sad at that you're not with your boyfriend?
I'm happy to have met you, I'll write more swedish to you, see you!
Have a nice day!"
He obviously knows Swedish well, he's just a bit sloppy when he writes.

>>299

(・∀・)！！

Speaking of makeup,have you seen Yukorin's true face?
I've seen it before.
bacause someone showed me the picture which her true face was on it.
I thouhgt what a "obasan gao" she has .She was anything but pretty.

>>297
I think you should admit he is a great boxer.
He is more like a entertainer without boxing skills matching world top rankers
His behavier is part of his entertainment.
I think children know better.

>>300
Which bit is that a response to?

>>303
you being still here !! with those massive amount of responses !!!

I have ever seen some pictures that was said to be the true faces of idols on the web.
I heard more than half of them are false pictures of other people.

>>304
Still here in what way? Still here after more than a year, or still here
today?
I'm not really "still" here. I was here, then I went away, then I came back
and responded, then I went away again, etcetera.

>>302

I don't think children know better.

I heard that watching combative sports can make children aggressive".
"Kameda brothers" is a typical example of that.

Yukorin's face is absolutely to everyone's taste.

Why is Yukorin that beautiful?

>>307
um, I think that aggression is not really matter.
I'm afraid of Kameda can make children chicken like him.

I can't understand the meaning of "Which bit is that a response to? ".
Anybody being able to explain, please?

>>311
I guess, 「どの部分にレスしたの？」

Oh… I understand. Thank you so much!

>>248
I think that Family Guy would probably be even better for understanding American culture (it has a lot of jokes that can usually only be understood by Americans), but I don't know if you get that on Japanese TV.

Yukorin is still popular here?

I let the silence hung on for a while and shown up my offence by adding ,
" I have never said , "" I love you ""until now ."
Suddenly the smile formed around her mouth , tears in her eyes , and I heard her whimper .
The sudden changes in facial expression convinced me that I had success in winning her
heart . First words out of her mouth is " I can't find proper words ,
but I am very happy .She accepted me .


>>276
No kidding , I meant it .

>>315
absolutely!!
even after her romance with Hamaguchi, her popularity knows no limit !!!

>>314
at least I don't get to watch the show "Family Guy" unfortunately.
is it another funny sit coms you have in the US?
by the way, I think the tite theme (music) of "MASH" is very beautiful, but it's a really old show.

>>317
I've heard their love is serious. While Hamaguchi had to go away (for the
variety show's work, he had to be confined in one room for weeks,
Yukorin was so sad and she started to keep a dog. I saw a photo that Hamaguchi
and Yukorin walk a doggy together holding their hands!!!

>>297, >>302
Sorry for jumping into the conversation so late, it's morning time here.
I don't think people get offended if Kameda acts as a heel on the ring, because everyone knows
that it can be a part of his taxtics.
But many people are offended because he doesn't follow the rule of showing respect and using honorifics in fron of seniors.
That's the very basic rule that everyone has to follow in this country, even if one is a great boxer.
Further, sportsmen are usually reputed for their well behaviours, so naturally, we tend to expect Kameda to act properly
off ring.

Do you think Yukorin will leave the entertainment world if she marries Hamaguchi?

>>319
The theme from M*A*S*H is called "Suicide is Painless." If
you ever get to watch the movie, which the television show was
based on, the actors sing the lyrics to the song in a scene.

Since someone brought up the "Family Guy," I just want to add
it's not a very good show in my opinion. It does have many
references to American pop-culture, but it's just not a funny
show. And the past several seasons of "The Simpsons" hasn't
been very funny either. But that's just my opinion.

>>322
Thanx very much for you info. on M*A*S*H.
uhmmmmm, the title sounds a bit scary, but I think it well matches with the melody~~
I'm going to google the lyrics.

This is also an old show, but I think "Ally Mcbeal" well captured that time of America.

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>>322

Just wondering, are you American? Anyways, though, I guess Family Guy is ust a show that people either love or hate. In my opinion, it uses an unconventional style of humor. Then again, I never really cared for The Simpsons, but many Americans love it.

>>322, >>326
It's excruciating to hear people talking about seemingly very interesting show that I
never get to watch, LOL~~
I'd love to see for myself what the 'unconventional style of humor' is like, and see you I like it or not.

Cheese smells so good, on a burnt peice of lamb

>>327
You can watch it here, though.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Family+Guy&search=Search

>>329
Gee, thanx!
I'll definitely watch them~~

>>249
There's a lot of humor that's subtle in the Simpsons; for instance,
Mayor Quimby is partially based on the Kennedy family. The Wikipedia
articles have an awful lot of info.

>>270
If I don't make up, I can't turn into Bishoujo Senshi!

It seems Yamamoto Keiishi will come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leading candicate for the next UN Sectretary-General from Korea seems to be a very capable
and sensible person.
But his nickname is "oily eel" because his is very good at evading responding to crucial questions, LOL!
I thought eel itself was already very slippery~~

yeah its like reduntant

Pacman anyone?

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/pacman.html

Yamamoto Keiichi is a good person. He just bought a 17-year-old girl.
It's much too hard to let him go on account of that, for most of us to
believe the news.

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/stick-man-madness.html

I saw some of the Family Guy video clips from the web site, and got the impression that
it may have a similar touch as Beavis and Butt-head~~?

Beavis and Butt-head reminds me of a fad term, "Kimo-Kawa."
It means Disgusting (=Kimo) but Cute (=Kawaii).
Kimo-Kawa has been considered a kind of charm.
http://www.alc.co.jp/eng/hontsu/ima/21.html

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Yamamoto is a cool commedian. He'll be back soon.

>>341
Now I remember who he is.
Then, back to where?
To the baseball team, or to the comedy duo "Gokuraku-Tombo?"

>>342
Where he belonged. In the show buisiness.
The girl agreed to a financial settlment, and he wasn't sued.
Many followers of Yamamoto want him back at work.

>>343
I see, thanx.

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>>345
LOLz!!!
Keep it up!

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This AA is so messed up LOL

Anyone here?

The AA above is annoying! lol

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Ｉ　ＡＭ　ＨＥＥＲＥ！！！！

I'm still not here.

I am here! I am trying to learn japanese!

i wanna sex with takako zemba

>>351
shut up!!!!!!!! Suck my cock!!!!

>>353
So, where are you from?

It's nothing with you NEET

webcam lies.

ok i can tell you my secret. i am actually a cherry

Can I eat you? Cherries are tasty! :D

my penins is shinsei houkei. it's tasty, too?

What's "shinsei houkei"?

a penis is still covered with skin fully
It's short explanation of shinsei houkei

sensei houkei is a serious desease that is covered in the national universal medical insurance thing.
you can't uncover your penis whatever you might do because the redundant skin of it is too tightly wraped around your penis.

by the way mine is kasei houkei, which is nothing serious just a softly securely embraced penis head for the futrure use

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k85q9L8eJI&mode=related&search=
Nice song and dancing.

>>291
Yes, I do. And many people suspect Kameda is a wimp.
I guess eight to nine out of ten people don't like him.

>>320
That's true.

Good night!

>>360
He's as good as mine.

>>353
Are you going to teach yourself or go to Japanese school?

Is anyone here, except Japanese people, who's not from English speaking
country but have been studying it on his own such as Asian people
(from non-English speaking country)?

Japanese people have trouble speaking and listening to English.
Why?

Don't speak as if you know!

I also try to polish the command of Japanese

You shouldn't pry into people's pasts.

enjoy the silent is a great song by DM

You shouldn't pick a fight with me!!

Are you mistaking me for some kinda kitman or something?

Are you desparate for a girlfriend?

Why are you spaced out? Come and get me if you can!

Is it something relation ? What relation is it ? どっちがどうですか？Please teach.

>>370
I imagine it's because of two things:
English grammar is very, very different from Japanese.
English pronounciation is very, very different; there are many more
sounds in English than in Japanese. (You can also spell some names
'correctly' in Romaji that you can't in Hiragana - e.g. 神保町 is
"Jimbouchou".)

>>380
I'm sorry, but I don't think there are any names that cannot be spelled correctly
in Hiragana, because Hiragana is a phonetic representation in itself.
The pronunciation of 神保町　is not "JiMbouchou" but "JiNbouchou."
Japanese dones not have the liaison that you have in French or English (and probably in some other launguages, too),
so in the above example, we do pronounce N (not M) even though it's followed by B.
Liaison actually is a pronunciation mistake that many non-Japanese people have when they learn to speak Japanese.

>>381
Perhaps merkin would like to say about the sound of M and N.
We Japanese don't part M from N when writing Kana.
The spelling of 神保町 in Kana is Jinbouchou, but the sound of it is Jimbouchou(lips is closed).
If we write these in Kana, both are ジンボウチョウ.

婚約(コンヤク) has the sound of N.
新聞(シンブン) has the soudn of M.

By the way, we Japanese have 五十音表, the table of Kana, and use it when learning Kana.
By reading it, we can exercise in the sound of each of Kana.

Do you have any tables for exercise in the vowel sounds and/or the consonant sounds of English?

>>381 >>382
Please decide between yourselves if it's pronounced as an m or an n.

I like Pep Boys especially wheh they braid their hair~~

>>382, >>384
I don't want to dwell on this topic, but similar thing may be said about English pronounciation of
"code" and "codes?"
I'm not an English pronounciation expert so correct me if I'm wrong here, but when you pronounce "codes",
you still (at least implicitly) pronounce the "d" sound, right?
So it's not directly pronounced as "coz" but still "codz", I guess.
If so, the same thing can be said for Jinbouchou. It's JiN-Bou-Chou, then when they are concatenated, they may sound like JiMbouchou,
but stil, the N is pronounced at least implicitly, it's never directly M.
Sorry about this boring explanation.

>>384
some people pronounce "N" while others "M". no one really cares. japanese
are not fussy about pronunciations...

M or N, what's that got to do with Japanese people having trouble speaking and listening to English?

>>386
Yeah, you're right about
> It's JiN-Bou-Chou, then when they are concatenated, they may sound like JiMbouchou

If we say only ジン, we pronounce jin or jim. We don't care about that when we pronounce it.
As >>387 says, we don't care so much about pronunciations.

>>388
Maybe it's not a good example.
I'm agree with >>380, though.

a man eating a parking ticket in front of a meter maid

>>391
He must be hungry~~

Seeing into the future is easy...just look at history.

Awesome. Thanks for the heads up.

.....but we never had mobile phones in the past......

>>380
After all, Romaji is just a guideline of pronunciation for non-Japanese-speaking people for their convenience.
(So, for e.g., they can find their way at the railroad stations etc.)
So if one wants to learn Japanese, he/she should only pay attention to Kana and Kanji.

Japanese people pronounce King Kong as Kingu Kongu.

Japanese people will be surprised to know they puronounce
golden wedding anniversary as King Kong shiki in Japanese.
They believe it's kin kon shiki.

If we could get farther away, I wonder what would be lying.

if I get 400
I am allowed to marry school girl
she is my honey

>>398
The last 2 words looked like "Konishiki",LOL!
He said on TV that he needs to reserve and pay for 2 seats on the plane, but
he gets mileage points for only one person.
Since he is paying double amount, I think he is entitled to get double-mileage points, no?

It's a disignated time.

I have a bad feeling about this...

hello guys

Don't talk to me like that.

Are you serious?

LOL

>>400
a~~hahaha oh well....XD

*cough*

Only thoughtless men would pry into a girl's pasts.

Justin Timberlake is better than Yukorin in terms of popularity.

Have you seen anything suspicious around here?

anything suspicious?
I don't know
what exactly what you mean?
is there somethig specific in your mind?

Don't hold grugdge on me!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't do anything wrong! Not me at all!!

Hey! Do you know "Ketsuge burger"?
When there is excessive amount of hair in the area around anus, it looks like Ketsuge burger !

Manga claiming holocaust never happened

I don't mean to turn this political but after some research
I stumbled across a manga which I can present the link (I can't read japanese very well)

http://translate.google.com/transla...an2_mokuji.html

or for the raw link http://maa999999.hp.infoseek.co.jp/...an2_mokuji.html

The burger must be poisonous, killing all the eaters!!!
You are the one I've been looking for! You are the one
who killed my girlfriend with the horrible burger!!

LOL

Ketsuge burger must be more horrible than opium pipes!!
You are killer!!

Your life is bound to be mine, school girl.
You can't run away from me.
So let's be on friendly terms with eath other again.

lolz~~ ketsuge....OMG....lolz~~

holocaust...OMG...

Eat this ketsuge burger, school girl.

How strong is this guy...

No! mine is way better !!
Eat mine !!

Is everyone ready?

>>422
Your ketsuge burger is poisoned.
Meanwhile, mine is well cooked.

It's time for us to settle this matter, ketsuge burger maker!!
You'll pay for what you did to my school girl!
She's mine for ages. You'll be sorry that you were butting in
our relation!!

looking at this thread makes me wanna go buy some mos burger
right now.

NO WAY!

You can make one out of school girl's ketsuge.

but school girl has no ketsuge

How come you know that??
Have you check that out yourself??

She let her kestuge growing thinkly, you can cut it off and use it
to make delicious ketsuge burger!!

Way to go!

Ah, She visited an outpatient clinic at our hospital last week
and the doctor there examined her body. She looked like she wanted
to get the lower part of her body checked. The doc told us students
that she got an anus densely covered with thick grown hairs.
I actually saw him input her data as "n.p." into the PC.

Shave it and eat it!!

Man, this is going to be tough.

HEY!!! >.< cut it out!!!

What did you say?

cut it out! ＝やめて！(about ketsuge)>.<

こら！敵国語を使うな大和語で書きんしゃい！

>>437
but you have no ketsuge don`t you?
pride in yourself

>>438
In English Mother Fucker. Get out of here.

>>437
What you mean by =(about ketsuge)?
These guys may take it "Cut Ketsuge Out"

cut them off!

oh errrr....pride...hahaha...and tekikoku-go...LOL

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De you knov Dvorak Keyboard?
I'm just trying it xut I'm so used to type with QWERTY.
I'm still making manp typo, and it's verp slowlf.

>>>444
What made you wanna try Dvorak?

>>445
Jusn curiousness. I heared that world's fastest typist uses DvoraK.
but I can't type any fanter.

>>446
Yeah, I've also heard that Dvorak accounts for 30% share in the US market.
LOL!! Really amazing!
Good luck!

>>447
Thanks. I need more hraininf.

>>448
try not to make typo at least

I want to eat school girl's ketsuge burger... What about you?

My Ketsuge burger? No thanks!!

Your ketsuge burger may be more delicious than anything else.

Ooh, Dvorak :-D I want to give that a shot too at some point. It would be
nice, though I imagine it would take quite some time for me to get used to it...

How much is school girl's ketsuge burger?

I'd ask what a "ketsuge burger" is, but somehow I really don't think I want to know...

We guess it depends on whose ketsuge to cut off as an ingredient of the burger.
We think School girl's ketsuge makes it very tasty.

How much is her ketsuge? I don't think it's for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say "we" please.

Then most of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o.o;;; yeah, i so do not want to know...

No, only YOU!!!

Yes, we're the big fans of school girl's ketsuge burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't say you were allowed to join us!!!!!!!!

>>460
That's good for you, I think.

How much is it, by the way?
She doesn't sell her own ketsuge to you at a reasonable price.

More exclusive food, ketsuge burger is?

So... How's the weather?

That was terrible news. Absolutely terrible.

What was?

Her ketsuge is too expensive...

Some terrible thing is happening inside mixi the social networking service,
and 2ch is poking fun of it with shameless gusto.

cheating guy?

>>470
Was ist Das?

this month i have Eiken

>>473
goooood luck!

>>473
Which level of the Eiken test are you taking?

i will eat pre1st

My dream is pilot but my eyes are bad...

Why Eiken?

>>477
you do not have to limit your career.
do you like plane? so you can be an engineer in airport.
you can teach your technique to foreign engineers.

まずあなたは何者ですか？名乗ってください。>>はあ?
そしてあなたの連絡先をきちんと教えてください。>>新宿職安どおりで会いましょう。
あなたのやっている事もプライバシーの侵害になるのではないのでしょうか？>>ここ匿名けいじばんだよ。
私は法律は解りませんがあなたのやっている行為そのものも周りの迷惑になっていると思います。本当にスタッフさんですか？>>意味不明につき職安どおりにて待っています。
ならまず本人とよく話し合ったらいかがでしょうか？これも立派な嫌がらせでしょ。>>場所を指定してください。いきますよ、�Aちゃんで公表を希望します。
本人のパスワードをどういう経路で入手したのですか？>>あなたが送ったのですよ。いっぱいはりついていますよ。
本人のブログを勝手にコピー・ペーストしてあちこちに張る前にあなたのブランチ名・あなたの名前を堂々と書き込んでください。>>ボイススケジュールをブログにはったり、一般人を曝すほうがひどいでしょう。かわいそうに、たくさんあなた方いやでわめているんですよ。
本当にあなたのやっている事が正当性のあることだと言うのなら連絡先をこのブログのメールを送る機能を使って教えてください。>>といって、スタッフに注意されてブログつぶしています。まあ、�Aちゃんに張って連絡待ちます。削除依頼願います。
今非常に腹立たしいです。(2006.08.21 23:24:36)>>まあ、削除依頼してください。

you have Eiken
you are superstar.

>>477
Perhaps you should get a better dream, then? >>479 has an interesting
suggestion.

Hmm... I should go off to work on some other things. See you all later ^-^

>>483
thanks for your comment, see you then!

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マーチは＿？

Eat your ketsuge burger!!

so then, I wanna be a public accountant! or something like that

My entire body is itchy !!!
I know scratching won't help!!
So, I am just endureing it!!

>>489
What happened to you?

atopic dermatitis

>>489
try bathing

read this it is quite interesting
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/dy/features/essay/20060923dy01.htm

I'm sure you can understand my frustration.

This is the weight of a real sword!

God bless you.

exactly my thought !! i have rash all over my body
I haven't seen a doctor on this itchiness, I am just guessing that's the case

>>493
Summrise it into 3 sentences so I could read.

You're my instructer. Teach me English as best as you can!

i can count one to ten

you got >>500, How do you fell?

I don't know how to express my feelings in English.
Teach me how about when people are happy.

I feel like I am on the verge of breaking down.

>>502
You can express your feelings.
You just did.
Don't be embarrased to say anything in here, coz no one cares.

The strong live on the sacriface of the weak.

Where is my passion when I need it most...

I want to speak English well.
Because my sister is married to british who can't speak Japanese.
I want to communicate with him in English.

He was about to drawn.

You need to learn more from this point on.

You need to stay away from here a little while.

>>507
Wおｗ　congratulations !
I hope the Brtish guy is a pedophile or something similar and the marrige breaks down.

>>507
Do they live in Japan ?
if they do, you don't have to speak English I guess.

>>507
ask your sister. she will teach you english

>>507
Useful expressions to remember.
"Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Go away. Don't talk to me."

Yeah!

here in japan, japanese english teacher is Eiken 2kyu.

Don't let your emotions burst on other people!

I didn't think it felt this good to swing a wood sword like this!

What's this commotion?

I feel so lonely... *cries*

>>498
3 word summary!
Here it comes: "Man retell past"!
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We don't want to hear about your loneliness.

>>520
O.o;; Why do you feel so lonely?

here in japan, japanese engish teacher usually can not speak english

>>521
LOL
you are terrible at summrising things LOLOL

Cease fire!

Why did your sister get married with an English man?

Set me free, please.
You've kept me in the prison of sorrow for many years.
I can't stand it any more.

>>527

I've got interest in it, too.

Be the way, I heard that there are some cases that foreigners
get married with Japanese women, on the contrary, there are hardly the other cases.

>>528

If so, I can't understand the reason you are here.

>>529
Japanese men marrying foreigners, you mean?

Oh?
Foreigners feeding Japanese women get married?

>>531
Yes.
I said, Japanese men hardly get married to foreign women.

>>528
Aer you asking 2ch to set you free from your 2ch-addiction, or
are you speaking out loud about something entirely different?

>>527
She has been living in England for 13 years.
So it's natural for her to get marred with british.

>>533
You can enjoy the TV program called Okusama wa Gikokujin on TV tokyo.
Everyweek, two foreign okusamas are featured.

>>535
I see. Then, are you in U.K. too?

>>535
Then you and you sister have grown up totally separately??
What a shame!!!

i am a toddler

Living takes great amounts of courage.

or she is like 35 years old now and
she went to Britain when she was 22
or something along those lines

>>536
I know.
I wanted to say, the number of Japanese women marrying foreign men is
considerably more than the number of Japanese men marrying foreign women.
I hear that somewhere, that's it.

>>533
That quite seems the case, yes. Any theories regarding why Japanese men are
less keen on marrying foreign women than Japanese women are on marrying
foreign men? Not that there are many Japanese women who do so... But they
indeed greatly outnumber the males.
I've heard theories about that it's due to that many Japanese men
have gotten more and more busy with other things than being in
relationships with any women, being one of the reasons for why the
birth rate is going down in Japan.

do you konw Crazy Dave and Goofy Gilbert?

I'm pretty sure she's never be back in Japan.

Women has liberated from the chain of tradition
They are keep pushing their limit.
Women have become more than just child bearing machines.
That's why the birthrate drop

You should say,

she's never be back in Japan→she'll never be back in Japan

More foreign women moving in Japan and more japanese women moving out of
Japan, means you have good chance to get married to a foreign women.

>>546
That's yet another reason, yes. That's hardly the only factor, though.

woman is inferior to man
man is rich and powerful and smart
woman should do chore

The world puplation is increasing.

old age era is coming

What's your opinion on the theory that Japan is the prison!

Maybe Japanese women are attracting to foreign men, and on the contrary…

For example,　European Americans habe good build, but…

nation's debt skyrockets

american has a gigantic stuff.

shuzo takahashi became vice president

>>550
Which woman and man are you speaking of? Keep in mind, there are plenty
of poor, weak and not the slightest bit clever men in the world, and
rich, powerful and smart women, vice versa and everything inbetween.
The world is not binary like that.

>>551
Like always, and virtually exponentially... It's sort of worrisome.

Yeah! on average Japanese men are ugly. that's for sure.
They are also getting weaker physically, emotionaly without those old traditoins which used to force women into submission

Korean men are very popular among Japanese women.

Korean men are strong with good hearts. That's why.

>>546

Women has [been] liberated from the chain of [the] tradition.
They [have been] [keeping] pushing their [limits].
Women have become [beings] more than just [children] bearing machines.
That's why the birthrate [is decreasing.]


If you dislike such a correction, I stop it, and so sorry,

>>553
My opinion on it is that you are insane.

empty doesnt mean you are out of gas. it means its time to think about getting gas

>>562
No!! That's sooo OK !!
Please keep doing it !

>>559
Japanese men are on average ugly? Really? o.O I haven't really noticed
the non-celebrity males I've seen look uglier than the generic European
or American...

>>566
Obviously you haven't seen nothing yet...

i dont think so

I'm sorry that's so impudent and rude, but are you not Japanese?

what the heck is that?

Question>>569 is to >>566. Sorry,

Oh, I have a question!!

Women have become [beings] more than just [children] bearing machines.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　↑
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　you really need this?

I think depend on sensitivity toward beauty.
I don't mind BUSAIKU or BUSU.
Frankly saying I can't feel relieved if I were surrounded
beautiful guys and women of western.

Please correct me if I wrote wrong sentence.

>>562 >>546
umm.. actually...
"Women have been liberated from the chain of tradition.
They keep pushing their limits.
Women have become more than just child bearing machines.
That's why the birthrate dropped." or "That's why the birth rate drops." or
"That's why the birth rate is decreasing." or "That's why the birth rate has decreased."

The sentences could be punctuated a bit differently, but the above suffices (i.e. people will understand).

>>574
x the chain of tradition
o the chains of tradition

i missed that one...

>>572
I'm not sure, sorry.

>>576
Oh…Thanks anyway.
Anyone can answer?

>>569
No, I'm a Swede (..no, not a turnip, but someone from Sweden).

my name is kenta

That's why ＋名詞 is gramatically incorrect i know but I have seen it a lot.
But i won't make the same mistakes again !! HAHAHAHA!!
or... i won't make the same mistake?
singular or plural is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo confusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>547
You are the God!!

mixi is free.

>>578
I have a friend who came from Norway, and he speaks English very well.
Why do you Scandinavian speak English so well?
The languages there are different from English, right?

Now, I use my HN.

mixi is dangerous.
you can end up being a ketsuge burger.

Hm...
x "Women have become [beings] more than just [children] bearing machines."
o "Women have become more than just child-bearing machines."
o "Women have become something more than just child-bearing machines"

I can't give you an eloquent motivation as for why the first first sentence
isn't good, though. Sorry... I've learned a lot of things in such a manner that
I don't really reflect on why, any more. I just do it instinctively.
My guess is that the same way if you have something as a habit, you say that you
do it in the present form (compare: "I ate an apple last tuesday",
"I eat apples each tuesday"), if something does something habitually,
then you refer to it in singular adjective (example: ice-cube machines make many
ice cubes)

(someone who actually knows what he/she is talking about: please correct me
and give the people here a proper and good explenation)

The whereabouts of myself is still unknown.

>>587
you are so making me laugh !!

x "I ate an apple last tuesday", "I eat apples each tuesday"
o "I ate an apple last tuesday", "I eat an apple each tuesday"
o "I ate several apples last tuesday", "I eat apples each tuesday"

better.

>>583
Norwegian, Danish and Swedish (though NOT finnish) are Germanic languages,
and so is English. Our alphabets differ from the English one a bit, and
the letter pronounciations aren't the same as the English one, but it's
close enough for us to have a lot easier to learn English than a Japanese
person.
[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_languages ]
In Sweden you get classes in English from grade 4 or 3, to 11th or 12th grade.

So, while our languages do indeed differ from English, they do not differ
as much for us as for Japanese people, and we also tend to have a lot of
English tv-shows/movies imported and shown on tv, with only subtitles (well,
in Sweden at least) rather than dubbed.
Less language difference + long studies + more exposure = higher skill level on an
average.

Hmmmm... I'll be back later... Like always.

Oh…I see.
I've heard that Italian speakers could learn Spanish and Portuguese easily
because they are close to each other as Latin-language.

Japanese doesn't have such similar languages.
I envy you Europeans. lol

>>590
Thank you! See you again. ﾉｼ

sorry…

>>590
Thank you! See you again. ﾉｼ

I am afraid of becoming NEET again

51 ：ひよこ名無しさん ：2006/09/28(木) 20:33:08 ID:???


みんな、名古屋に｢竹石　圭佑｣って物がいたことを忘れないでやってくれ。
竹石は確かに人間のゴミクズで在日で、覗きや万引きで逮捕されるような
どうしようもない奴だが、それでも一応生きてるんだ…
だが、竹石も今年で２０歳…脳内は小学生くらいの思考能力しか備わってないが…
馬鹿でかなりの目立ちたがりだから、成人式に出て、騒ぎを起こさなければ良いが…

>>595
In English!

>>594
Don't worry. NEET is King.

It's a dream of the past, but why does it still make me uneasy?

Don't worry. NEET is superstar in the world.

I think I lose if I work.

exactly

neet neeter neetest

>>591
Actually, Japanese and Korean languages have commonalities.
One seems to become being able to communicate only within half-a-year or so.

~~It's raining, it's pouring.....
~~because 2 typhoons are approaching Japan.....

It'll be raining here in Maryland (USA) later tonight, or so I heard from The Weather Channel.
It's been very cloudy all day!
So grey and dreary looking.

>>542
'the number of Japanese women marrying foreign men is
considerably more than the number of Japanese men marrying foreign women'

Traditionally in Japan, a husband was considered a "big baby", so the wife had to take very good care of him,
by cooking for him, washing clothes, ironing, polishing shoes, preparing what to ware to work the next morning etc., etc.
And Japanese men took this for granted.
Right now, most women (at least I hope) are against this notion, however, this "role model wife" figure still lingers in the
society and also in women's mind.
So I think what happens is that a Japanese woman marries a foreign man, and the man either does not expect her to treat him as a baby,
or he expects to be taken good care of but he really appreciates it.
On the other hand, a Japanese man who expects to be treated as a baby, or king, at home, and take that for granted, obviously, can never marry a foreign women.

This is one observation, and being a Japanese woman myself, I would love to be treated as Queen after coming back from a long day at work, LOL!!

>>606
Are you over 50 years old?

>>605
Packed train on a rainy day is the worst!
So sticky and humid, yuk!

>>607
No way, LOL, but what makes you think so?

>>609
What you wrote seems much too stereotyped.
It depends on who you are married to, but things changed between the
yonger generation. That's why.

Your husband is like a baby?

Sorry to be so slow to respond; work has been nasty.
>>387 >>388 >>389
It's got _everything_ to do with how Japanese hear and pronounce
English. In English, m and n are very very different; "nice" and
"mice" are completely different words. If you mispronounce "hook"
with an "f", you get something that most people will hear as "fuck".

(English orthography isn't great for the vowels, but it's typically
pretty straightforward for the consonants.)

>>610
Thank you very much for you input.
I'm in the 20s, and I still observe that underlying tradition expected of women once they get married.
But if what you observe is really prevalling, then it's very good news^^, I really like that.
Then, why more Japaese women marry foreign men, than Japanese men marry foreign women?
Well, anyways.....
By the way, I'm waiting for David Beckham to get divorced, so I get a chance to marry him.
No chance, I know, LOLz!

>>447
The Dvorak keyboard has maybe 1% of the market. If that. Nobody uses it.

>>543
The usual theory I've heard is that "Japanese men are scared of assertive
Western women."

>>572
Yes, having 'than' is correct. Since you're comparing one thing to
another, you need to have 'than'. "merkin is uglier than k-tan",
"women are smarter than bunnies", "NEET are more than lazy students".

>>612
Do you live in a old town? I don't know much about tradition of old
towns; I'm an urban dweller. Maybe old customs and tradition is still
kept alive where you live?

Good Japanese men were killed in WWII.
Today, Japanese men have bad DNA.
That's, I think, one of the reason of that more Japaese women marry foreign men than Japanese men marry foreign women.

I don't like war.
Because the good die, the bad don't die in war.

>>614
I live in the biggest metropolis in Japan.
But you are right in that this kind of tradition is more deeply rooted in the country regions than big cities.
Also, this 良妻賢母(Good wife, good mother) figure is strongly promoted on the media these days.
As you observe, this may be the backlash of liberalizatoin of women, if so, this is a very good sign!

Some women prefer old custom and big family to new style and nuclear family.
Such women love to marry Korean men.

What do the internationally married people do when theri parents get old and weak?

Um? Just let them pass away in peace, I think.

Hey, you! Why don't you come and face me fair and square just like a man?

He hasn't said a word about it.

She'll come back shortly.

Never, I swear!

>>615

Wow!
ummm...maybe true. Only bad DNA is left?
that's rather an extreme observation...but interesting. haha

I often visit this chat room site. http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/chat/chatbylycos.html
And I learned Britain English there. Maybe there is not a much difference between American English and Britain English.
Of course I pay attention to the time difference between Japan and UK when I visit the chat site.

Hello again everyone!
Can a japanese speaker please explain "yoroshiku" to me? I've heard it used in a lot of different ways, such as 'nice to meet you', 'thanks in advance',ect. Is there a literal translation for it?
o.o

oh yeah, and I have a question about 2ch.
If I wanted to start a music thread, in english, would it stay in this forum?
Or should I make it in the music forum? :D

>>627
I really don't know. If you go to music section, it would be alright..
but not many ppl would visit the thread if it is written in English, I guess.

>>626
As you said, "yoroshiku" means anything. Such as "pls take care of this"
"nice to meet you" "Thanks for your help!" "give this regards"
"say hello"..etc ^^;

>>627
I see, thank you. Maybe I should make one in here then i guess...

>>629
Thank you! hmm, so tricky! I guess I'll just have to pick up on when it is the most appropriate time to use it. xD

is the 演歌 board all about foreign music?

>>613
why you talk about "than"??
the question is about "beings"
On your screen, is ↑pointing at "beings"?
If not, maybe your settings are not properly set for viewing 2ch

>>616
I feel that, too. Expecially from Hosoki Kazuko!
All she says is women should have children ,stay home ,raise children, take good care of men and so on
Conservatives are loving her.
The ratings of her programs are insanely high.
What's worst about her is she always brings hell into the picture.
If you don't follow her advice, you go to hell.
I don't know what's worse than that?
Everyone on her programs just blindly admires her and approves of her comments.
It's really sickening.

何このスレ。黄色人種なのに何で英語喋ってんの？

>>632
My work computer refuses to use Mona for 2ch. Sigh.
No, you don't need 'beings'.

>>634
Could you write that in English, please?

>>606
Ah, thank you for your post. :-)

>>613
A more useful and true example would be "k-tan is sillier than merkin" ^-^

What is this thread?
Which language is a yellow monkey speaking?

Why do yellow monkeys speak English?

What yellow monkeys?
http://pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/golden_lion_tamarin can't speak
English... No primates except for humans can speak English, and not even
all humans can speak English. There have however been some non-human primates
that have been able to communicate with humans via sign language and
symbol language :-)

Because we yellow monkeys want to be like Americans. That's all. Nothing special.

by the way...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey#Classification
"Calling apes monkeys is incorrect. Calling either a simian is correct."

OK
you are saying Japanese people are apes, right?

>>641
By posting here at 2ch you're proving that you're not a monkey :p
Monkeys would not be able to form a sentence in English like that.

What do you think about Online Word Processor?
http://www.writely.com/?action=tour

Let me make ketsuge burger for you.

>>643
>>641 seems to be saying that. I'm just stating that according to the
classifications of various species, the human species qualifies as apes.

>Superfamily Hominoidea: apes
> * Family Hylobatidae: gibbons ("lesser apes") (13 species)
> * Family Hominidae: great apes including humans (7 species)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae#Classification
>Genus Homo
> * Human, Homo sapiens sapiens

>>644
You don't have to console us..
We are aware of what we are.
All you have to do is despise us.

>>645
Interesting, but I don't know if that would be useful for someone like me.
Hmm. I wonder if it can take LaTeX.

>>648
Soo... I should despise you for being like me? Why would I resort
to self loathing?

"Oh noes! I'm an icky human!" <-- that doesn't
make sense nor is the slightest bit practical.

>>648
Go away, yellow monky. You are not welcome here.

Humans are Humans ;nothing less nothing more.
We were created in the image of God. We are no apes.

>>651
Your ketsuge is also coloured yellow?

Humans are no apes, except Japanese are.

>>649
I guess not.

Let's say.... How about having a yellow ketsuge burger?
It must be yummy.

>>652
So, you're implying that God isn't able to create something as complex as
evolution? Isn't that rather insultive to God? People often seem to think
that being of the same subclass as other apes is somehow an insult towards
humanity. I don't see how, though. Could someone please explain why it
is insultive to have evolved from similar roots in spite of being very
different?

I just drank a can of chuhai.
I feel dizzy.

>>648
Yellow monkey walking on the street like a human being...
trying to learn English...
Sorry, but you are pathetic.

>>658
O.o What's chuhai?

>>660
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuhai

>>641
I'm surprised to know a yellow monkey like you are trying to
learn English. What are you doing it for? To become a slave of
the world ruling races?

>>657
I'm not saying that claiming human beings have evolved from apes is insultive.
I am saying it's just not true.
It's in the bible.
You can look it up.

>>663
What colour is your skin?

She offered a lot of ketsuge to open a burgershop, School girl.

I'm greatly interested in ketsuge. What is it?
Meat?

I think monkeys grow a good amount of kestuge.

>>650
You are completely different from us. You are superior to us.
We are used to being discriminated against.

>>661
Ah, thank you. That sounds.. Nice?

>>663
Ah, you're not? Okay. I was just asking because many of the more religious
people find that notion insultive.
However, the bible is "just another book". It's far from the oldest book that
gives an explenation for how the world is, it's far from the oldest religon
either... There are many, many other religions out there. It's not even
the only mono-deity religion book... How can one know that that one is
right, and not one of the thousands and millions of other stories?
Some religions say that humans were born from glaciers, others that
we decended from animals-gods (in a non-evolutionary fashion), etc...

This is why merely saying that the bible is instantly true is rather problematic.
What makes it more correct than any other of the old religions, or any of
the newer ones? Is it just because of the Gregorian calendar, and
how well synced it is with the movements of our planet?
The Gregorian calendar is several years off in relation to Jesus' birth,
so it really isn't functional for religion. It's been modified greatly
since it was brought into use too, as it's just a modified version of
the Julian calendar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregorian_calendar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_calendar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_Jesus%27_Birth_and_Death#Biblical_Timeline

hmm.. interesting:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregorian_calendar#Confusion_with_British_versus_American_usage

Are... yellow monkys... destained to die out ...?

>>668
Superior? Yeah right :-P Humans are humans. Too many seem to forget that,
and focus on the differences instead of what we have in common.
People not being identical with others doesn't make them less worth.
Let people do whatever they do best, and let us all work to make the
world better for all of us.

>>670
Too late, they've already split up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Monkey

>>670
You are. Overnight. One of these days.

I'll be back later, like always. Have a nice evening/day, everyone ^-^

>>669
OK believe whatever you wanna belieave.
It's just that you will go to hell. Thank you.

What's going on guys?
Ketsuge... yellow monkey.. and religious...
I'm confused...xD

>>676
LOLOL!!
Sorry, 2CH is destined to be incoherent!

LaTeX? Use LyX for that.

>>633
Totally!!!
Hosoki Kazuko's preaching is so sickning.
I even sense some kind of conspiracy there.
And her avid follower Matusi Kazuyo is also disgusting.
Wasn't she supposed be an actress?
I feel like telling her, get a life!

>>658
Oh you can get tipsy with only a can of CHUHAI?
Very economic!
I envy you, LOLz!!!

>>678
I don't have it, I use TextPad with some plugins, though someone
recommended WinEdt, so I was going to have a look at that, but I
haven't yet.
*looks at LyX on wikipedia* Hmm.. It doesn't seem bad, but I sort
of like working in the source code. Front Page for instance drove
me insane with annoyance when it kept adding random junk I didn't
want, back in '99 or 2000 when I tried it... I'm a bit of a
control-freak, too. If I can do it in a more precise manner, I'm
often (but not always) more interested in doing so. It depends on
whether it's worth it in the long run or not. something that
simultaneously allows you to work in source code or WYSIWYG would
be rather lovely, though. I liked that bit about DreamWeaver.
(yes, I know FrontPage and DreamWeaver are HTML page editors, but
as a good example as any)

>>675
Sadly, so will you. According to every religion that has some
kind of hell except for the one you follow (or perhaps even
that one), you're likely to go to 'hell'. Especially if the requirements
for that are as few as that "you have to be a follower of this religion".
People usually only follow a single religion, if any. But there are so
many religions, none can really prove that they're more right than
the others....
This, is why I feel that it's complicated.

>>681
Oh, the sole reason you'd want to use LyX at all is if you had
LaTeX source in the first place, or if you wanted to format
something reasonably nicely, then take the generated TeX and fool
around with that manually. For HTML, though, I know some people
like bluefish. Haven't really dorked around with it, myself.

I thought you guys talking about Latex condom. really.. lolz
I never be able to get this thread. orz

>>683
Latex isn't just used for condoms. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latex
LaTeX isn't pronounced latex, though. more of like "lah-tech". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaTeX

>>682
I've never heard about bluefish the text editor, before. Interesting.
Thanks ^-^
Personally, I tend to use something along the line of TextPad or so
for html files. But then again I've never had to keep track of the
html files for an entire big site, so that makes my needs rather
basic.

Some people are allergic to latex.

i have survived for forty years without girlfriend.

>>686
You make it sound as if it was an effort.

making a girlfriend is very hard for me
because my face is ugly

>>686

Is your canon still usable?

>>688
Ugly in what way? Keep in mind that there's a lot of things that
can be done to improve your over-all looks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokio_hotel
Hm.

The half of me is angry at you, but the other half is releaved to
see you again.

Now you should listen to me, idiot.
We are here to fight in order to settle the long dispute
over the past few years!!

Get out of the way! You are in my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are fully aware you'll suffer from the agony of pergatory.

pergatory? isn't it purgatory?

HA! You are always doing that ambush.

Now is the time when punish will be given to those with
evil and cold hearts of beast.

I've decided to save this world of hatred.

Will you open the door to the next room for me?
I'm sort of in a rush.

The chat is not getting us no where.

I could change the world.

When the going gets tough, thre tough gets going~~

You are as merciless as ever...

In the end, only the fittest survive in this world.
That is the truth.

Your emotions are undulating as if you are a human being.

~~When I was seventeen, it was a very good year.......

You used to lock up emotions.

~~I don't know how it happend, it all took place so quick,
but all I can do is hand it to you, and your latest trick........

No one protected me back then unlike what you are saying.
Trust is always betrayed.

Dammit! He's indeed a true man.

Trust me. I'll never betrayed you.

~~I know that the spades are swords of a soldire
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
But that's not the shape of my heart..........

>>712
There you go! The ambusher!

Your shapeless heart will be squashed.

The sun set into the darkness of the pitch black sea of my heart.
I'll give you no mercy. Are you prepared?

>>716
Are you "Neet the King?"

This battle is inevitable...

Uhmmm.....or "Neet the Poet?"

I'm more resolved and strong than a piece of shining diamond.

The final battle is about to begin...

>>720
Titanium?

I was on my way to the great happiness but you got in the way
and thwarted me. SO! In return for all you did to me,
I'll get revenge on you NOW!!

>>723
Oh, you must be Dr. Lecter.
Nice to meet you!
I loved the Silence of the Lams.
I thought you were in Bahamas, or somewehre.

With the weak as your prey, you've strengthened your power to slay
our people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll never let you finish them off!
Take this blow, and repent what you did to them!

>>724
This natural law that the only strong can take over this world...
Your mind understands, but your heart doesn't.

The law should be food for thought. I love it.
We should get revenge on anyone who was in the way of your happiness.

>>712
You tactless idiot.

October is the month of Black & Orange.

Do you know the theory of survival of the fittest?
Every person exists for me.

>>724
Before fighting me, you should bridge the obvious gap between
our strength!!

The pen is mightier than the sword.
This is a pen.

Your pen is weaker than mine, that it is.

Autumn makes me feel like going to Paris

All you can do now is buy time for him to get up again, but
now that he can never stand up, your efforts will bear no fruits.

Presumptious. You are never gone there, and won't.

~~I don't know how it happened, it was faster than the eye could flick....
Dire Straits again.

You are out of luck.

I'm in the zone!

You are one step closer to death...

I like the socks you get on the plane.

In the condition you are in, that was the last chance of
winning against me!

You just missed the opputunity you shouldn't pass up!!
I told you, you were fighting the losing war!

~~War is over, if you want it.....

You caused the disruption. You derve to die.

I'll wait for you, one step ahead.

I like the TV dinner I get on the plane.

Oooooh, it's fxxxin' gorgeous today!

I am a pen.

Hey, ambusher!
you have been hiding alright==>

I do enjoy little girls pussies

>>750
are you a notorious warehouse idiot?

>>751
I know you are talking to 750, sorry for the interference.
but what is the "warehouse idiot?"
Is it similar to "gloomy pervert (Muttsuri Sukebe)?"

no. warehouse idiot is a famouse guy in this thread. he is fat, 37yo virgin, has a lolita
complex, and his wage is just 100000YEN.

>>753
Pay more respect and look up to Lord WarehouseMan. He rules over
this thread.

>>753
Thank you very much~~

He wouldn't give up on life that easily.
He'll be back soon.

lolz~~
what a mess.....I have no idea what's going on here....>.<
errr....X.X

2CH is destined to be incoherent, LOL!

what do you think about Megumi Yokota? it must be rally fatal fate for her

There's no tomorrow for scums like you.

I think I can say for this case, that all the Japanese people feel very sorry for her and her family.
And it is not only Megumi Yokota but many more people have been abducted by NK and have not come back yet.
We feel very sorry for the families and at the same time very angry about NK.
Luckily, new prim minister Abe is a proponent of a hardline against NK and established a new post for
dealing with this issue.
Now the abductees' parents are getting very old, we are strongly hoping for very early return of the abductees.
I saw on the news that 2 Canadians made a very moving film about this case and it was shown in the US.
The film will come to Japan soon (if I'm not mistaken).

You blatantly ran into us. Pay for it.

Shoulda somehow realised what you gotta do.

Don't you break this golden rule. The weak will be destained
to be offered to the strong.

You obviously stepped over the line where the good and the evil
are divided.

I knew you are right. No where in this world is a utopia that
can let the weak survive.

Today will be your memorial day.

>>766
How about korin planet? korin planet is a utopia.

You wanted to keep as close to me as within 1 meter?

>>769
No way!
I hate to be close to you! because you are bussaiku girl

I'm more worried about this world falling down than another
planet.

My fingers feel numb and dull.

>>770
Stand back. You stink. Take a shower.

You can throw away all of pesimistic ideas in only the Korin Planet.
Japan will be deteriorated swiftly by deceiver PM Abe.

No, let me go! I won't die until I attain my final goal
to save this corrupted world.

>>773
How come you know I stink!!
That's scary !!
Are you psychic or something???

You are horribly haunted with the idea that the world is safe and
peaceful, but I must tell you that you should not believe it.

If I were a Prime Minister, I make a law to force Neets to work in a compulsory factory in North koria(強制労働収容所）

Boobs are mighter than meaningless words.

How many boobs are you sucking now?

>>778
So you make up some treaty with North Korea?
What do you do with abductee problems?
Ignore them and cooporate with North Korea?

As a favor to me, could you protect me from any harm?

How dare you intimidate me with that sword in your left hand!

my sword is between my legs. It can enlarge and shorten. and then give off white fluid

Would someone please communicate??
Don't just blurt out anything comes up in your mind.

Tits are glued to nips that are attached to boobs.
It matters how big boobs are concerning the taste of the
tits and nips. Got it?

Please make me understood the word,"YARANAIKA"

Your sword looks pathetic.

>>784
Boobs make your sword stronger, I guess.

>>787
IKA means squid, so it's a kind of squid called Yarana-ika.

my sword is still covered with skin. it needs to be out of sheath

Big boobs can open up your sword. Don't worry.

I want to be paizuried by lindsay lohan

Your strength is as good as ever. Why don't you choose my side?
I'll let you live beside me after the revolution.

Rest assured that you can eat boobs after you cut them off of
some women.

>>794
I hate most to join your NEET Revolution!

Why shouldn't we go to UENO-CLINIC?

New era is supposed to start. Your sword will be useless.

how much do i need to take a houkei operation?

Let me show you my new skill. I named it "Tears of Boobs"!!!!!!!!!!
Take this!

Ecnomy in Japan has been improving for consecutive 49 months since Februrary 2002.
But I don't think so.

>>801
You are not the only one.
Not many small to mid-sized companies have felt this really yet.

Another skill!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Dancing Needles of Ketsuge" is the fastest skill!!

A newly designed Test is supposed to be started. NEETOEIC
Test of NEET for International Masturbation

LOLz~~~ dancing needles of Ketsuge is contained in
a poisonous ketsuge burger.

>>802
we are deceived by media and government.

This world is full of evil people who should go.

just remember one thing! when you watch korean drama it degenerate you!

Stop to masturbation! Stop masturbation!
These 2 phrases have a big difference of meaning.
But I cant explain the difference. I want yoiu to do that.

>>806
You mean, the government is manipulating the numbers?
Anyway this is very different from the bubble-economy time for sure.

I'm sure you are in a rush to overthrow the government of the age.
Get armed and faced with it. You can change the world of sin and corruption.

Fight like a man till the day you die.

>>810
Yes that's right. Koizumi-Abe did make winners more flourish and make losers poorer.
Full time jobs are rare and part time is numerous in hello work!

Ask for help to those with mind to overthrow the government?

Neo-Libaraism idea is similar to the worse idea of communism.

We NEED Revolution to change for the better!

Take care of yourself. You shouldn't let you meet danger.
You shouldn't die easily. Live! Don't die!

This is a pen!

what was the last time you went to hello job? what job is offers?

Boobs are better than pens.

>>818
I am a pen.

>>819
i went to there last week! but there is fewer full time jobs!
but many full time jobs are offered by factory or eigyo-.

Are you a boobs-eater?

Pen cannot produce white fluid! But Penis can do that!

>>813
I think it also depends on how you define losers.
If, so called losers have part time jobs AND free time for themselves,
I think they are living a good life, i.e. winners.
A lot of so called winners do nothing but work and sleep only 2-3 hours a day and eventually
become ill. I don't know if this is considered a good life.

Slash and cut it off and boil it
to eat it.

Oust Abe from Japan! Thast's a first step to make Japan better!

>>824
And what produces it? do you like boobs?

By the way, my cock is erecting now. that's all. Thanks.

Last time I saw you, your boobs were smaller...
Look at you! Your boobs are far bigger!! I'm amazed!!

He should cut his cock off and never erect it.

There's more secret to boobs.

Birds are singing, insects are chirping, and girls are moarning.

I have no idea what is the white object.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I heard the pen is mightier than the sword, but I wonder
whether the boob is mightier than the cock.

Tell me what's hidden inside your heart and boobs, my lady?

The ultimate weapon is.

What a miracle!

One cock versus Two boobs. It's obvious which is stronger.

I will creat a holy sanctuary for my brethren.

Ok, boobs are softer than cocks.

>>836
There is no wonder.
What can you do when you stuck in them softly?

I love a diaper,which tiny girls put on.

Oh, how does it feel to wear it?
Anyhow, I'm releaved to know that you don't love
a baby girl's diaper.

>>844
You Pedo!!!

Do you like boobs?

Who the hell are you?

Where in the world is man don't like boobs?

Then how big do you like boobs to be?
Big boobs are prefered, but small ones are not always looked down on.

I would like rather flat-chested girl than booby.
I love elementary-school-girls with wearing diapers.

Whose boobs are thought to be the most beautiful in this world?
Madonna's?

Nothing is the most beautiful but >>852 's boobs

OMG....lolz~~speechless....lolz~~ X.X

you know, the ninety percent of the internet users are male.

REALLY???? Is that so? @.@??? the place I usually go - like music
forums, people over there are mostly girls. err.....hummm...zzzz

but female users are online for longer hours.

REALLY? you know a lot about online users...dude. (^^)
but anyway...my bed time good nite nite zzzz

nite!

Who wants to purify this dirty world?

there are no girls on the internets, period.

>>861
SO! You are the mastermind of this cyber terror!!
I'll let you notice there's good girls on the internet!!!!!!!!
Say sorry when you are in the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohooooo, it's f....' gorgeous this morning again!

Almost all of us here are strong believers of purity of boobs.

Eternal Separation of Boobs from Your body.

Listen up. You can't dirtify boobs whatever happens.
People here will do whatever it takes to stop you from doing it.

Legendary boobs.

Your warmth is just frozen inside your heart.

And your heart is inside your left boob.

I'll channel all my emotion into your boobs.

More than 6 billion boobs exist on this planet.

You will spend the rest of your life drawing boobs.

a woman usually has two boobs, it's very true.

>>873
Usually indeed. Unless she only has one (many breast-cancer survivors, for instance)
or none (women who are too skinny, or too muscular, or just simply didn't get boobs
by some reason or another, involving hormones and whatnot, etc)

I'm off to sleep... It's very late.
Good morning to everyone waking up! ^-^

>>875
Sweet dreams!

いかにも日本人って感じの堅苦しい英語しかないじゃん・・・。
もっとノリをつかんだほうがいいよ。

>>877
Translation:
All I see is typical bookish Japanese English....
You guys need more vibes.

>>878
Oh, I thought it meant Boobs can make the world peaceful.

You must be the masher I've been looking for!!

It's kinda creepy here. Guess boobs are lurking somewhere near here.

lolz~~ Boobs are important. That's fine by me.

I have a thing about boobs, too.

>>877
try to say it in english, boy! ^-^

English is only a language while boobs are common in the world.
One thing in common between them is a communication tool.

>>876
Sweat boobs!

>>878
While I'm happy that people are posting in English, I'd prefer that they
have something more than the one-liners that have dominated the thread
for the past couple of days. One-liners are booooooooring.

>>885
I wish I could speak boob.

Boob must be a sign language only women can use.

Men are like butterflies that're caught on spiders' web of boobs.

I thought there were 2 categories of men,
those who adore boobs and those who adore butts.
Obviously, 2 channelers are bunch of boob lovers!

please teach me an adress that like 2ch in america.

>>891
Yeah, fora that don't discuss boobs or ketsuge burger so much please~~

Ketsuge burger!!?
What's that?

>>890
Well, both boobs and butts are consisted of a pair, either of which I like.

Why don't you search for it on your own?
You don't want to count on us so much.

>>891
Well, it's more like 2channel than 2ch, but you may be amused by
http://www.4chan.org/; it's much more image-based than text-based,
however. See http://www.1chan.net/overchan/ for a directory of
English-language 2ch-like boards.

>>896
Thank you for the info.
I'll look through them~~

Some people hate ketsuge, but I wonder why. They should know better
than to admit their ketsuge also is very thick.

>>898
what's ketsuge? adding explanation for non Japanese speaker would be better.

Not to worry. I'm satisfied with the thread.

>>899
>>413

I think low humidity puts people in a good mood.

You mean THI?

probably he means California is the best place to live,
and Japan is the worst, i think.

>>903
Are you referring to the Todai Health Index?
Then, no, not that academic~~
I just know many pepole who ike e.g. Calif. because the air is dry.

I'm also the one who like the place where the air is dry.
Japan is too humid.
I think I'm going someplace like Hawaii when things get settled.
Early retirement is my dream..
but this isn't going to happen if I go on this way...X(

>>906
I've never been to Hawaii, is the air dry also there?

>>907
yeah, I've heard so. never been there either though...

>>908
why don't you kill 3 birds with 1 stone by becoming a doctor in Hawaii, enjoying the nice weather and retiring early?

>>909
i think it's a quite reasonable suggestion. but quite contrary,
things aren't just easy as that. If I want to be a doctor in the
US, I have to pass an exam called USMLE first. It's a very tough
one. And next, I have to be a resident in the US for more than three
years. To become a resident, you have to be very excellent in medicine.
So it's very hard to be a doctor in the US. it's almost like an
American dream....lol

>>910
I see...uhm...life is tough.
When I wrote 909, I had Dr. Fukushima, a brain surgeon, in mind.
Anyways, it's obvious that Japan also needs very good doctors, too.
so it's good in a way that you are forced to stay in Japan~~

Talking about Dr. Fukushima, I guess he also went through the
same steps I mentioned above. Not only that, I can imagine
how hard it might have been to win international fame only
with two hands. He might say, if I say something like early
retirement to him, it is out of the question.

>>912
Yeah, he is 芸術家 and 職人 at the same time.

>>913
yep, he is a 政治家 and TVタレント at the same time too.

....I've heard from someone who knows him directly....

He isn't as nice as you might think....

>>914
LOL!!!!
Really?
I thought he was very smart, caring and even good looking!
Wow, looks are deceiving~~

>>915
I'm a guy, so I particularly didn't care about his look...

Again I think it's work that makes a man look attractive.
Nakata, Ichiro, and Matsui for example.....

>>916
From women's point of view, he is definately on the good looking side,
but ditto, it's work that makes a man look attractive.
I bet that also holds true for women, as a matter of fact, I've never felt
Ebi-chan attractive.

>>917
Really? I think Ebi-chan is doing a great job nowadays!
I don't like her though...I like Sayo Aizawa better.
But as you pointed out, we wouldn't know about her if she
didn't appear on the TV...

>>918
LOL~~!!
I was kind of expecting that answer.....boy, Ebi-cha is so popular among men!
I agree, Sayo-chan seems to have more character and her own world in her self~~
Well, thanx so much for the nice talk and interesting info.!
and best of luch with your dreams!
I'm sorry I've gotta go now but I'll be back later~~

it's time i were going too. see you later(^_^

Hello Englsh 2channeler!
Have a nice holiday!

>>917
I agree. Ebi-chan is pretty but has no special elements.
She is not sexy. Her beauty is not special.
I wonder why she is popular. Is she sexy?

>>922
She is OK, but I think Ebi-chan can easily be replaced by a mannequin.
She is also popular among teen-age girls for some reason.......

>>923
what reason?

>>923
I'm sorry, I have no idea.
school girl may have a good answer.

sorry, that was for >>924

lolz~~I saw my namee! ^^

umm....let me see...Ebi-chan? maybe I like Nishiyama Maki better.
I like her face. lolz~~

>>927
Thanx for the answer~~

>>928
no prob~~~ but you know I'm not a typical joshiko sei...so...my opinion
would not be of your help...you know I am an outlaw...umm...kinda exception...lolz~~

>>929
I knew ofcourse, LOL!!!
Still your opinion counts~~

>>930
Thanks!!~~you know me well by now lolz~~

I am not "daihyouteki na joshiko sei" lolz~~ I am kikoku shijo
hen na onananoko desu..lolz~~~ ^^;;

about my ideal type of girls...I like noble, feminine, smart but cool
and funky...all these characters are in one person. That would
be my ideal woman! lolz~~

>>932
Thanx again!
I think Kokoku-shijyo are independent and cool~~

wassuap dude!

>>933
Really? lolz~~ I guess...umm if you look at many kikoku shijo, you will know...
we are metanlly older than others. I duuno why. I feel we are about
10 yrs older than others in general. I hope it won't sound snobbish. ^^;

lolz~ 勉強する。mata atode ne~~ some of you guys! おやすみー（＾ヮ＾*）ｖ

>>935
933 had a typo. Kikoku not Kokoku, sorry^^;
Well I think maybe the mental age of Kikoku-shijyo is the global standard, and
the mental age of Japanese teen-agers is somewhat lower than the global standard?
Just one observation~~
Sorry if I'm totally mistaken!

>>927
Yeah, totally agree! good observation! (mada iru) lolz~~
*gotta study!* cya!

yeah, I'm off, too.
TTFN, guys!

can not touch this!!!

>>940
It is time of the Hammer!

oppai

Hey！！
I am a Aomori now！！

I want to be able to read an English book.

i want to make ten thousand dollars this month.
i have so much debt and it is seven thousand dollars.
i mean.. thats alot of money!!!

it's monday, but it's a holiday in japan, yey!
is it a sports day?

Where can we get a ketsuge burger?

>>947
ooh, cut that crap!

I think ketsuge burger is already cut in half.

GEORGETOWN, Pa. (AP) - Dozens of Amish neighbours turned out Saturday to mourn a quiet milkman who killed five of their young girls and wounded five more in a brief, unfathomable rampage.
About one-half of perhaps 75 mourners on hand were Amish.
"It's the love, the forgiveness, the heartfelt forgiveness they have toward the family," said Bruce Porter, a fire department chaplain from Morrison, Colo., who went to Pennsylvania to offer what help he could and attended the burial.

uhmmmm.......very difficult to understand.....
the familiy of the killer is not at fault, but still,,,,,,forgive......
uhmmm........I couldn't.

lolz~~
Don't bring Kestuge burgers to a hiking.
They are too yummy to see things around!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It all depends on whose ketsuge do you cook, how tasty ketsuge burgers are.

I hope the price of such burgers is reasonable and competitive.

>>948
You should know better than to waste food that way.

Go ahead and kill me if that's what you want.

>>948
We don't need to creat another problem.
Back off.

Who put you up to it?
Our ketsuge burger is eternal.

I wonder if ketsuge burger smells aromatic.

More ketsuge, happier life.

>>950
Congratulations!
It's your turn to create the next part of this thread!

what do you think of this pronunciation?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwlaG_rOoaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezP6yqhs9k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQg7lHdJNj4

>>960
Thank you, but could someone kindly take care of this?
I've tried several times, but it didn't work out properly.......

I've tried too, and failed.

Konnichi wa everybody! Let's have a chat.

I too have tried, and I too have failed.
orz

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2224 hehh...

ｓchool girl


are you really kikoku sijo?

where are you from?

I've tried, and failed, too.

>>966
What's this?
I couldn't see it. Maybe access controlled, I think.

>>968
That's a webcomic.
If you're trying to look at it from work, that may be why you can't see
it, if they're trying to block any sites that are passive entertainment.
Otherwise you could try again, and copy paste:
www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2224
into your webbrowser...

i'm worrying about ash of death.
should we buy some foods today?

i hope that south korea attack north korea.
it is reasonable because they are the same nations. so they should take care of themselves.

I've been wondering why OTAKU people prefer Yukorin to Hoshino Aki.
They look similar to me~~

But I think there's a big difference between them such as aromatic
fart, tasty ketsuge burger, and what not.
Aki's burger may stink, don't you think?

>>971
I don't know who the latter person is, but perhaps Yukorin has a quirkier
personality?

病苦 借金苦 精神疾患 絶望 鬱＋借金苦 死にたいだけ 自分が要らないから。
いても仕方が無い。他の人が必要としても、私は必要ではない 消滅したいから
今持っているものを失うのが怖い 生きる希望がなぃ 生きてる意味を見出せないから
生きていて三'::::::............... .....::::::`ｙ,. 皆にキモがられる・将来に対する漠然
とした不安ナ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヾ 鬱 僕の存在はみんなに不快感を与えるだけだ
から「死ねV::::::::::::::::_{{ （{∫∬ﾉノｊヾ:::::{ に耐えられない 恋 誰にも必要とされていない 脳の
片隅から　ﾅ::::::::::::::i`__,,,,,,,ｧ_　 _,,,,,_ t;;:ﾇ しするとしたら、支払い苦 過食症 親 配偶者の死
疲れた 　イﾍ::::::(ヾ~!,ｬt､　!'''i ｨｔﾝ )=f }ｆが嫌だから。 解離性同一障害で、別の人格に
体を乗っi {t）テ" ﾍ' '___,ｲ　ヽ＿/　介' じゃないから ここに載っている物から一つだけは
ムリだけrﾍ_,ｊ|!'　　　　 /ｰ--''! 　 　 |'不明でごめんなさい） 人間が嫌い。人間はどこ
まででも／| |　　 　 　 ／二ｸ 　 　 !から。そんな生き物と上っ面だけとはいえ、
付き合／ {　!　、　　 　 ヾニﾝ　　　ﾉ。 かゆいから 幸せなときに死にたい 毎日毎日
疑問が|　　|　!　＼　　　　　　 _,,.／だしても疑問はなくならない、それならばある日生きる
ことをやめるか丶＼ 　｀_＿＞-ｰ´ると告げられても、そうかと思うだけだから 今の日本
は腐ってるから 辛い かゆい 人生つかれたから 自分が世界一かわいいから 金がな
いから 一度死に際を経験して生きる意味を見出したい 野球部だから 知らない 生き
る事自体が矛盾の繰り返しだから（自分の意思で生まれて来ないのに自分の意思で
生きて行く） 帰りたいから 身内が殺人を犯したから、その罪滅ぼしに 変わりはてた顔
自殺が自分にできる唯一の復讐だから そもそも生きている感覚が無かったし、今も無
いので、不問。 差別に耐えられない 今後受ける肉体的苦痛を回避するため 暇つぶし
（生きるのに退屈しか感じなくなった 別に死にたくない 体の障害のため 鬱＆スロット依
存症　生きてても金食いつぶすだけ 死んだらどうなるんかなぁと 離婚 母親の裏切り、
恐怖 家にいるのが苦痛。受験のことを考えたり

>>974
In English!

>>974
You have a reason to live.
Who the hell is going to pay back your debt if you are dead?
Try to be happy
You need to write in English.
Don't use copy and Paste

peace!

Hello! How are you? I'm doing well. Thank you for asking!!
Well, do you know how to live a happy life?
Please share it with us !!!
Thanks in advance.

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I've paid a visit to the hospital where my grand mother stays today.
She broke her leg and had it operated. I hope she gets well soon.

I hope she won't get well for ever and stuck in the hospital, and meet her eventual death alone.

>>983
You're evil!!

I am a NEET. You are NEETs, too. that's why we are best friends.

>>982
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I think you should recommend it to her.

>>985
Neet rules!!!!!!
Neet is the best!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, the news says north korea conducted a nuclear test today.
It's kind of threatening.

But the website of Japan times is still not up-dated.
Maybe the news will be featured on the top page tomorrow.
For future reference, the site is : http://www.japantimes.co.jp/

The NEET Republic doesn't need underground nuke-experiment
NEET republic's capital is located at Akihabara, Tokyo Japan.

NEET Republic's national defend depends uopn computers not armed weapons or nukes,
NEETs are only pacifists!

>>988
What news said that?
Is is factually comfiemed??
At least the U.S government hasn't yet comfirmed that.

But yahoo news says today's nuclear test ended up "in falure".
The magnitude level of the explosion was low compared to the
one caused by usual nuclear tests.

I hope it was really a failure. I think Osaka area is relatively
safer than other large cities in Japan.

>>991
When I was back home, I happened to see NHK's news report.
Another news source is a report of MSN Japan.

>>992
Thank you for the info. Hmm, perhaps the analysis is under way...
Hope it's a complete failure.

He tested both the launch of missiles and nuclear explosion.
You are too stupid to know what happens next. you belive it was a complete failure.

What's important is the data they got from the experiment.
They can build up on that to perfect the bomb.
So, don't worry.

Build a next thread, you donkey!

I believe that North people never done anything successful.
No money, no tech, no sense, they have nothing.
And I hope so.

lol you are always wanking lol

↓stupid

1000 I will be very happy!

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