Chat In English (英語で雑談) Part 64

>>785
Are you suffering from stiff neck because of the weight of your boobs?
You are not expected to cut your boobs off your chest. It's dangerous.

How could it be?

Her boobs are heavy enough to make your neck stiff.
I'm very positive.

What's done can't be undone.

She has big boobs she can't hold with her hands!!!

That's enough for gibber-jabber.
Her boobs are mine.

You chicken weakling! Her boobs are not meant for you.
They are mine for ages.

>>798 >>796 >>794
Who is "she", her and you ? @.@

lolz~~you know my boobs are small. Maybe Asashouryu's are bigger than mine. lolz~~
You know what C cup is normal. Maybe E cup is big. XXDDDD

Don't be afraid. Keep your eyes closed.
Let your boobs pressing against me.

I'll eat your boobs, big time.

school girl, your boobs are still growing up or not?

That's nothing to do with you!!
How big her boobs will be depends on my efforts!!

What's the matter with you!?
I've always thought her boobs belong to me.

You don't have to get under the nife just to make
your boobs bigger. I'm satisfied with yours now.

lolz~~

ummm.....I have nothing to say...but thanks anywayz. lolz~~

whats new?

As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said "stand and deliver or the devil, he may take ya"

are you homo by the way?

did you hear news about scandal in Hungary? It was hilarous

死ね・くたばれ・消えろ・失せろ・潰れろ・馬鹿・あほ・間抜け・ドジ。
ポンコツ・トンチキ・ガラクタ・クズ・ゴミ・カス・最低以下の下劣・下等種族。
劣等種族・下衆野郎・腐れ外道・邪道・外道・非道・ウジ虫・害虫・ガン細胞。
ウィルス・ばい菌・疫病神・病原体・汚染源・公害・ダイオキシン・有毒物質。
廃棄物・発ガン物質・猛毒・毒物・アメーバ・ダニ・ゴキブリ・シラミ・ノミ。
毛虫・蠅・蚊・ボウフラ・芋虫・ゴミ・掃き溜め・汚物・糞・ゲロ・糞虫野郎・ほら吹き。
基地外・デタラメ・ハッタリ・穀潰し・ろくでなし・ごろつき・ヤクザ者。

look what I found!! amazing website!! http://m-w.com it is a dictionary but
you can hear the pronunciation of the word!

Koizumi is the 27th prime minister of Japan since the end of World War II. Ten of the premiers graduated from the prestigious University of Tokyo, followed by five Waseda University graduates.

Have you heard about the situation in Thailand. They are trying to overthrow the local government

>>816
Yeah, that's not uncommon in Thailand, though.

He's most ready to attack!!

NO!! Don't go away!

How many people in this thread are actually Japanese?

not me

>>813
rich vocabularies...

I've got ...

level 16
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score 131,339

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/co3/jp/flash/tetris.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBQhOmUVs6c
Vipper gaijins rampaged with their halloween costume in Osaka station in Japan last year

>>823
WOW!!! you are so good!

level 5
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score 5,633

>>824
What's vipper?

Why do people like Japan so much? It's a very boring place.
I was in Japan in 2000, people in Japan are very quiet and polite.
Actually, if I wanted to commit crimes in Japan it would probably be
very easy.

oh! you crimed! waros!

Dear Japanese people:

1) why do you all like cats so much?
2) why does everything in your culture have bright colors?

What do you mean? I don't like cats so much.
And not all things around me are bright-colored.

How large is your power level?

My clystal ball is sacred!!

Well now we were begining to think that you wouldn't show!

Can you tell me what "powder pop" means?

My dictionary doesn't tell me what "in the next dimension" is.
Is it paraphrased into "in the next world"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Ux1uq3AS8

Fight video. I think fighting is very stupid. Why are people in US so
violent? Quiet Japan is better than violent US.

Hello, I'm from the Moon. You may call me "Visitor Delta" as I am
the fourth of my kind to visit the Blue World.

I have come to encourage the JAXA and the plans for sending the
Lunar-A and Selene probes to our world. We realize that there have
been problems with Lunar-A, but your detemination to see it through
have been encouraging to us as an indication of mankind's continuing
evolution.

However, I also have a request. Please send some of what you call
"Takoyaki" with one of the probes. The Moon has no oceans for
itself and we have never had octopus before. Personally, we find
the idea of octopus balls delicious.

The Americans sent hot dogs with Neil Armstrong, but it turns out
hot dogs are made from hog lips and snouts and not that good. The
Soviets, on the other hand, send us Vodka once. Now that was a
party!

Thank you for your time.

>Personally, we find the idea of octopus balls delicious.
are you from Osaka?

OCTOPUS BALL MEANS TAKOYAKI DOESN'T IT?

>>839
Yes. It does, doesn't it?

>>837
Visitor Delta, so ur initial would be VD...
make sure u uz condom alrighhhht.
Unfortunately, Japan has no established space technology to send
"Takoyaki" to ur home land. You may want 2 submit ur request to NASA.
ur great grand father might've met those guys. I heard
one of ur family probe is bieng maintained in Roswell New Mexico.
Oh ya BTW, when you submit ur request, u may wanna tell'em
it's "Octopus Dumpling" I guess that's how it's been translated to english.
You might wanna come down within next year or so to US, cz Gindako
will be opening up their food chains over there.
chekedaout
ttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13541858/print/1/displaymode/1098/

You do only a story like a fool.

>842
WTF! what's your problem??