Chat In English (英語で雑談) Part 64

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Previous Thread:
Chat In English (英語で雑談) Part 63
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1157238607/

Log archive might be posted somewhere in >>1-100

>>1
Why you do this

>>1
Fool, nobody asked for new part. It was dying, why not let go in peace.

>>1
GJ!
wwww

ahh...new thread! thanks! lolz~~

W.T. Snacks is a faggot

I would like to cum on W.T.Snacks ugly face

>>1
dumbhead

what happend?

all your base are belong to us

everybody is talking about 5th anniversary or 9/11

>>1
You moron. Who asked you to build a new thread?

dont blame >>1 after all, he is a good person

oh unlucky number

It's like a ritual when someone create a new thread od chat in English.

do you like daydreaming?

from then on

do you masterbate before you go to bed?

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=31370

masturbate

you came???????

you can cum in my hand I will lick it afterwards

today I watched a lot of gay porno

actually I spend the whole weekend watching gay porno

I wish I was born in Sweden lol

who?

>>20

you!

I love Emma! I think she is the prettiest girl in UK.

Hi everyone. How are you?

I am fine but a little nervous

Why so?

My punch knocked bears out!!!

because It is a secret lol

about NEET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqzItpNiVCk

what do you think about that video???

nobody is here :((

Here I am.

>>35
I'm on and off. I'm browsing other sites, but I always come back to lurk in this thread. :D

Ohayou

One baby to another said,I'm lucky to have met you.

I drew a funny picture today.

What picture is that? @.@

>>41
It's a surprised man.

I found a book about the yokohama dialect written in 1879.

http://www.atrus.org/yokohama_dialect/

It's funny.

I drew an ugly girl like her.

I am going to masturbate

let`s go!!

>>41
This is not a place for an unattractive girl like you.
So get lost.

Unattrative? No, that's not suitable. Ugly and strange, that's it.

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私はオナっとる！大好きや。

Ugly girls have right to live also! Don't give her a hard time!!

Where can I get a good massage?

I like school girl very much

I really want to marry her

How smelly do you think her fart is?
I think it makes people faint.

That's obvious, isn't it?
Stinky and biting smell like shit, I'd say.

おなるのが大好きだ。

英語によろしくお願いします。

>>55
スレ違い。

I love to MASTURBATE!

http://ex16.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1157930965/l50#tag58
英語の得意なおまいらはアメリカ人のフリして、
このスレの日本人を馬鹿にしてくれ



２．３レスだけでもいいんで
ヨロシクオナガイシマース

Orange Jell-O is delicious.

I think SG's fart smells terrible.

What if she's actually over 40? Are you turning your back on her?

You should get married to her and save her from loneliness.

誰もいないの？

I am always here.

ニートだからね wwww

Same as you.

all the people in this thread are NEET except school girl

Excuse me,but would you give me something to drink?

>>68
I give you my za-men

it is tasty

This is a sad day for americans, 2ch- september 11 2006 is the 5 year anniversary of the fall of the World Trade Center in NYC.
:'U

*sigh*I still remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when It happened.

oh well, Rest in Peace all 3000+ lives lost.

>>67
そうじゃない。俺は高校生なので、ニートじゃない。

>>67
I'm not. o.o;;
I go to college. n_n

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>>72
どの大学に通っている？

I go to WASEDA

The world will be one,if we could just join hands.

>>74
It's a community college in Cali.

>>76
I don't know if world peace is possible.I doubt it actually. :{

>>78
I want to believe that we can do it.

lolz~~I saw my name up there! lolz~~ @.@
Don't talk about me when I'm away! lolz~~
So there are some people including me who are not NEETs here...lolz~~
Damn....so many bad things happening....but all my fault...(T_T)

>>79
Yes, it is a good dream for humans to strive for.

>>80
haha, yeah, I would actually expect less NEETs.
You sure lol a lot. xD
I can imagine walking by school girl's house on my way to somewhere and hearing constant laughing coming from it. Haha xD
I should make an MS paint comic of that.

What bad things?

I can't stand when people romanize writing systems...
It's one step on the way to becoming part of the Roman Empire isn't it?

I will be not NEET very soon! I gotta find myself a job!!!

>>83
Maybe you can get job cleaning toilet?

>>80
your school has been already finished?

too hurry

no my job will be a magazine editor

>>82
Yes, that is very true. Why are these Romans causing so much trouble?

>>86
That sound nice. Cleaning toilet job is good too.

>>83
Okay. Find it then!

>>86
Yes. Masturbate is also a good job.

Ｉ am37age
but i have no job

so school girl should marry me

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Translation: You dull assholes are masturbating!

>>91
その通りです！今おなっています。おなるのが大好きですよ！

>>81
keira! Hi! do I lol a lot?
Yeah!!! almost every minute, I lolz~~~

Bad things happened....*crryyyyyy* but those are all my fault....
receivee some punishments
(T_T) but I deserve it....*crryyyy*

>>73
Morara shouldn't smoke. It's bad for his health, and very stinky.

>>94
Yes. Smoke is bad. Masturbation is good.

>>93
Do you like the school that you are going to

>>96
Nope...>.<
well but there is nowhere else to go...plus there is my crush, so
I just go there to see his face everyday....x.x

>>93
Well, at least if you know it's your fault, then that's a step closer to solving whatever problem you're having. n_n;

>>97
Are you friends with your crush?

>>97
who is HIS?

your teacher?

I am school girl's teacher. She has crush on me. She likes masturbate.

Thanks keira lolz~~ your words heals me...*crrryyyy*

I guess so...but he has a gf already. Some ppl said they broke up recently
but seems like they are stilltogether...(I can't lolz anymore...)(T_T)
np! I'll be just sticking to Miyavi-kun rest of my life...I don't need
any bf.....(T___________T) Sep 11th!! lolz~~ happy birth day to me!!!(^o^)/

Yes. That is right. I have girl friend, school girl. She is much more pretty than you.

>>102
you said your school is women`s school

>>104
lolz~~ I don't think so... who said that? that's not me. My school is
mixed school. >.<

>>104
It is girl school, not women school. I am English teacher. School girl is ugliest girl in class.

>>101 >>103
hey! gross!!! X.X

>>105
why do you think it your fault?

>>102
n_n;;

maybe you should talk with him more. If he is having girlfriend problems, you should be the shoulder for him, know what I mean?
(teehee, I'm scheming)

Yes, Miyavi-kun is adorable, but he is too far away from us. Y_Y
You just have to wait for the right person to come along. n_n

Happy birthday!O_O
What a wierd day to have a birthday-no offense of course!

>>108
School girl cause many problems at school. She gets bad English grade, too. Her English is unskillful.

I was bored with your jokes.

Happy birthday school girl!

>>109 I know about 3 people who have their birthday on September 11. I feel find of bad for them.

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>>112
Yeah, It must be hard to be happy on a day when everyone else is remembering WTC. Well, Americans anyways.

>>108
That's hard to explain...but some relationship among my classmates.
You know, even I don't belong to any group, I had to sometimes, coz
they started to threaten me.>,< I should have been stronger...I always
have some fear...that's the problem and things get more complicated..
It is better to ignore them completely.

>>106
Yacckkk!!!

>>Sep 11th!! lolz~~

I like you. You're amusing.

(The above is not sarcasm.)

>>115
Have you never talked to your lover?

Do you know what he thinks about you?

>>115
Nonono, ignoring things and sticking your head in the sand will not solve anything!
I don't understand why a classmate would threaten you, but you shouldn't take that from them!
:<

>>I don't understand why a classmate would threaten you, but you shouldn't take that from them!

You were a motivational speaker at Nevada-tan's school, weren't you?

Love is blind...

>>118
But they give me fear all the time. >.<
So to avoid being their victim, ignoring things are the best solution,right?
I think so....But I don't know what to do.
Maybe I am interesting person for them, coz my face shows my feelings a lot....>.<

○I am an interesting person

sorry typos....

Is it boy or girl that give you fear? If girl, maybe you can fight back. If boy, call police.

>>117
Not yet. But he has a gf. If he doesn't like her, why he is always
with her? @[email protected] guess there is no chance for me lolz~~ but that's ok
that's life...lolz~~ T.T

>>121
are you feeling lonely at your school?

Do not worry about it because WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS

>>124
Do you think that the girl is prettier than you?

>>123
no fun. shut up and do something else.

>>123
Aren't you my English teacher? lolz~~ you should know the situation well..lolz~~

They are boys and girls. But the fear I get most is from a girl...
The way they look at me, how they spread the rumor, what they talk about me, also
what they are going to do to me next...ewww....*freeze* (T_T)

>>124
Huh? nope. She is not pretty. I don't look at her face these days
so I've forgotten her face already...haha XXDDDD

I often forget what students are doing. That is why I did not know.
In any case, it sounds like they have done something bad to you.
Why did you not report them for this?

If you know he breaks with her

you have intension to say your feelings to him?

>>129
Are you American?

>>130
Report to a teacher? Nahh....I won't report to anybody. Once
they physically hurt me, I probably will....but not yet. so don't worry. ^^;

>>132
lolz~~I'm Japanese. Nice to meet you! are you a girl?

>>129
Dont you look at her face these day?

so why do you know he still go out with her?

>>133
Oh. These do not sound like good students. May I ask why they started being mean to you?

>>134
Nice to meet you. I am a mam.

>>135
No...I'm trying not to stare her face. I can see her face coz
she's always in my class but I lower my eyes when she passes my side.
+.+ Huh? you think the girl is my crush's gf? Did I say so? o_0;???

>>136
She thinks I am annoying. She is like a queen in my class.lolz~~
coz she is a gf of a coolest guy in my class. lolz~~

oh

>>138
does not the girl threaten you?

>>134
Nice to meet you! are you young? @.@?

>>119
heyhey, there is nothing wrong with standing up for yourself.
I would never promote violence, but I would never want someone to accept bullying either.

...My mom grew up during women's lib movements, so she raised me this way.haha
If I knew School girl outside of the internet, I would stick up for her. *nod*

sorry guys! my mum is screaming >.<....she'll kick my ass in no time! sorry
I'll get back to you laterz! Thanks for listening to my crappy talk...
Laterz!! (^^)/

>>141
Are you talking to yourself school girl?

>>139
Maybe you should avoid her. Then she might forget about you and stop bothering you.

>>143
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>>133
Why don't? you are suffering and you can change it. you must change it.
We can give advice to you, but nothing else. especially in real.
People near you, teachers and your parents, can help you. and they must do.

a bully is kiddy person. no fear for them.

I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid of a ghooooost!＾＾

The ugly girl is the ghost!!

>>143
Yukorin is a wonderful girl, school girl. You should learn a lot
from her.

Gday all. Has any Japanese bloke here ever read Megatokyo, the webcomic?
How do ye feel about seeing yer country portraited like a fantasy land?

First, try your best to make your fart as sweet as possible.

>>151 Where are you from?

Yuko is such a bore! She makes a fool of herself!!

>>102
Oh! Happy birthday, school girl! ^_^ *hugs* I hope things will get better
for you soon. :-/

>>151
Umm... I'm not Japanese, but I've seen the webcomic. It's quite silly, but
not too bad if you're willing to see it as just a silly, alternative fantasy-universe.
I'm used to reading fantasy versions of various realities, regardless of
country, so I guess that helps.

Oh. Right. I forgot about the accent audio file thingy... I probably should
do it sometime today. I'm off for a bit, though. See you all later.

平野綾ｸﾙ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!!
http://wasedasai2006.imoutoken.com/

back...Thanks K-tan!

>>150
I have nothing to learn from Yukorin...lolz~~is she that good? hahax

>>146
Thanks. I must change it...but for the time being, I'll be staying quiet...
but do you have any idea? I don't want to tell my parents or my teacher..
this is kind of a humiliation so I rather not tell anybody...

>>144
Yeah, I am avoiding her. But the prblem is I have a fear.

>>142
keira, ok I'll try to stand up! but how?

>>116
Thank you so much!

>>131
Maybe I'll tell him my feeling...lolz~~

>>159

Do you have lunch alone everyday?

>>159
which of the following do you like?

miyavi or your lover

>>159
Is your lover IKEMEN?

lolz~~ Thanks you guys are having boring autumn night, aren't you?
so do I....hahax *scratch my head*

>>162
He isn't my lover...lolz~^I wish he were...but he is just my crush.
He is well...he is not very handsome to be honest....lolz but he is cute ^^

>>161
I loooovvveee miyavi of course!!! my crush is just someone I like very much.
Miyavi is my life!!! XXXXDDDD

>>160
umm...kinda alone...well often eat with some of my friends,

but I feel more comfortable being alone...lolz~~ do you remember Fukada Kyoko
in the movie, Shimotsuma?

she was always alone....lolz~~That reminds of me! lolz~~

>>163
to be alone is cool

>>163

what is your bust cap?
I guess you have Acap

>>165
Why? is it something to do with my trouble stated up there? @.@??

>>164
really? thanks! ^^;

>>166
it is nothing to do with your trouble

I am interested at your bust size

ok?

Ebihara Yuri is pretty I think. but i dislike her.

>>102
Happy birthday to you♪

>>151
I haven't read it. I'll search for it now.

>>166
do not you like classmates?

I've found this video clip in a "youtube" thread of the English board.
The man is really hardworking!

English Lesson 1 Independence day in Japanese accent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezP6yqhs9k

>>171
Really hard worker!!! I respect him a lot!

>>170
ok they are ok. I am not a ijimerarekko. Dont' worry. Only some of
my classmates dislike me, but it may happen to anybody, I think. ^^;;

a

hi!! this thread is part64 !!
it is very early...

do you ever wanted to suck a man's penis???

>>172

There are always some disagreements between classmates.
Don't let it get you down.

Are you a NEET?

yes I am. why asking such obvious questions?

Because he is stupid.

>>179
"Stupid" isn't quite the right term. The popular catch phrase
for someone like that in the US right now is "attention whore".

I wanna have many young low teen girl friends.
you may call me lolicon king. but you are right.

you can call yourself lolicon king only if you already molested at least few girls

Give me your short explanation about the defing of lolicon?

I just wanna go to the Korin Planet. there have not any winners and losers. it's perfect.

Squeeks, lolocaust, or whoever it was that deleted my thread... I will find you.

hello how do you feel about your life?

I am watching BBC news

my goal is to move to NEW YORK

my goal is to have my ass penetrated by a fat horse.

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

Here comes the sun!
Good morning,everybody!

Good evening.

>>192
Where do you live?

The northeast U.S..

Nice to meet you.
How are you?

>>194
How did you find out about 2ch?

I've heard native speakers say to someone only "evening"
when they are in a bad mood.Is that right ?

I'm well, thanks.

I can't recall how I learned about the site; it was a couple years ago. Maybe it was through 4ch, but I can't really remember.

>>197

As far as I know, that isn't true. Shortening greetings down like that is common ("Morning" instead of "good morning," for example).
If someone were in a bad mood, though, I guess they might not feel very talkative, so maybe they would speak tersely like that.

Now, I'm going to go lie around doing nothing, because I'm a NEET and I lack any sort of responsibility.

>>198
Have you ever been to the Japan?

NEET - NEETER - NEETEST
you're NEET.
you're NEETer than I am.
you're the NEETest all over the world.

Hello
I wanna be good speaker in English.
So I go to community college everyday.
I can understand a little.But my pronounce is keeping bad.
How do you study English?

You shoud practice vocalizing the sounds such as "R" or "L" that are difficult
to pronounce.So your pronunciation could be much better.

ｈey school girl!

saitou will come to WASEDA

so you should also come to WASEDA

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NOOOoooooooOOOooo!! lolz~~ I don't like him *scratch my head*
Miyavi-kun looks far better. I'll be his wife!!!*blush*

>>207
are you School girl?

>>197
as >>198 says, this is untrue.

>>203
This is very true. Consonants are far more important than vowels, I'd say.
(e.g. 'F y cn rd ths, y mght b ntv spkr' is readily understandable.)

>>209
"If you can read this, you might be a native speaker."

What's your opinion on Japanese English. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezP6yqhs9k
Is he good?

>>208
Nooo!!! Absolutely not! I swear I'm not School girl!! >.<

おなったばかりです。すかっとしました！
誰か今おなってるの？

I'm sure Miyavi-kun and you are a completely different type of a person!
He's never done anything like that! *pissed*

>>211
That's the funniest video I've ever seen. Thanks.

>>215
ユー　アー　ウェルカム。

>>214
It's crystal clear who you are.

I wonder why school girl sometimes doesn't put her name in the box.
Maybe she thinks people won't recognize it's her, but it's so obvious.

or nameless one is pretending?

I know it's not her. She's never posted anonymously!!
So I don't understand why some of you suspect she does!
It's nonsense! And I flately denied I was School girl! ^^;;

「○○は永遠に私の愛する犬です」を英語にやくしてもらいたいのですが…
スレ違いですいません

○○ is a dog that I will love forever.
英語では少し不自然ですが、正しいです。

222さん ありがとうございました！
助かりました！

Hi all! ^_^
Ahh, so sleepy, even though I got six hours of sleep...

Hello, k-tan!
Did you just wake up? What time is it in Sweden?

>>225
I woke up half an hour ago, and it's now a quarter to seven.

Oh.

Where I am it's almost 10 PM (PST). I still have math homework to do, but I haven't done it yet...
I didn't go to school today, either... LOL

>>227
Ahh, I hope it doesn't get you too far behind... Good luck with your homework! ^_^

Thanks! I hate math homework... It's not that I don't know the problems.
It's just that you have to do the same type of problem so many times.

×it's not that I don't know the problems
○it's not that I don't know how to do the problems

>>229
Ahh, yeah. But isn't that they make you do so in order for the student to get
used to quickly solving a problem, preferably being so used to it they barely
have to think?
Do you have to show the results for your teacher? Otherwise if you feel you
already know it very well, you could perhaps skip every other problem of the
same type?

Hmm... I think I'll take a quick shower, I'll be right back.

>>231
Yeah, I guess you're right. I think I'm already pretty used to it though since it's review (finding the derivative of a function).
Unfortunately, I do have to have it checked by the teacher, so I gotta do all of them. Thanks, though.

>>232
Okay, then.

Is it several points score of TOEIC?

>>235
Is what several points of the score of the TOEIC?

ｗhat score did you get at TOEIC
?

>>237
Are you asking that question, or is that your guess of what >>235 is asking?

>>211
His pronounciation isn't so great - but hey, he's enthusiastic, and trying his
best! Kudos for that.

The biggest problem is he pronounces terminal vowels:
'mankindo', 'aircrafto', 'worldo'. I don't think he'd have any problems being
understood.

>>239
I don't think he'd have a problem being understood either. At least not
around people who are used to others using different dialects and accents,
if not anything more.

>>227
You didn't? It's very suspitious.

Time for me to run off to the bus, bye all ^_^

What does it mean when someone says ほし or sometimes "hosh" on 2ch?

i've got the 244 of responce on this thread!!

>>244
What's good about that?

>>243
um... maybe "ほしゅ" or "hoshu"?
preserve the thread.

>>246
Thanks. That must be it.
I found a thread where it's used on Google as an example.
http://aa5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/aastory/1139856736/

the time when school girl go home is coming soon

Haha... I didn't get any sleep yesterday. I'm feeling quite dizzy.

boys will come boys will go
tell me something I dont know

lolz~~ Miyavi-kun's fans are increasing!

what I dont see any miyavi-kun fans here!! except schoolgirl of course

mainkaindo lol

@.@ lolz~~~

>>254
now

are you going to University?

If you go , you should come to WASEDA

because I go to WASEDA now

>>255
Okie dokie^^ I go to Waseda. I just try but I don't know if they let me in...lolz~~x.x

whichi is a prettier girl, Erika Sawajiri or you, school girl?

I think scjool girl weighs more than 90 kg has plain face and gives off the most odorous fars in front of people.

Every day and night
Every day and night
I can see your disco disco dick is sucking my heart out of my mind
I'm outta time
I'm outta fuckin time
I'm a gasoline girl with a vaseline mind, but
Wanna disco?
Wanna see me disco?
Let me hear you depoliticise my rhyme.

lolz~~from where that question comes from? and why am I still around? lolz~~
>.< study study gotta study!!! >>267 hey dude, I said I'm not pretty...
I'm just nobody...^^|| but I like myself. lolz~~~

>>256

Don`t worry

Your English skill will help you to enter WASEDA

Your skill is greater than my skill

>>258
lolz~~ you are right!!! lolz~~~and you too! *shake hands* ^^

>>260
Do you really weigh 80kg? if so, you are the heaviest girl in your school...

>>262

If miyavi says he want your virgin
What will you do at that time?

I haven't had a girl frind for my entire life of 36 years.
People around me may try to control laugh at me.

what are you study schoolgirl ?

Hi, Mr masturbation!

>>263
............-_-" I was just joking...

>>264
Miyavi-kun will never ever say such a thing to a girl..
He is a gentleman....<.< *evil eye*

>>266
ah...some part that I don't understand...Japanese, math...

>>265
Don't worry. They laugh at you because they have no other things to do. lolz~~

【英語→英語】究極の英語勉強法Part1【佐伯智義】
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1158035627/

>>268
do you think miyavi is cherry boy?
do you like cherryboy?

>>270
I don't think he is...umm but I don't care if he is or not...
lolz~~~*blush*

If he is cherry boy

you may be the first person of miyavi !?

>>272
lolz~~ then we both don't know what to do...lolz~~
but that would be niceeeiiii~~~ *blush and smiles happily* lolz~~

I don't think I'd want to go out with an idol singer...seeing her without
all of her makeup and photoshopping would be a disappointment.

Better to stick with the girl next door type.

oh
school girl really likes miyavi
I adore miyavi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AClP2VxEiJE

BRIBE!!! FUCK EVERYTHING!!

school girl writes like a fucking retard!!

GO BACK!!!

you want a dick dont you???

http://img.4chan.org/b/res/12788292.html#12788655

Yes.

how was it?

It was hot.

*fap fap fap*

Don't be rude.

who are you, mysterious child molester?

I'm someone you don't know.

o rly?

Really.

okay

Tell me about your secret.

well I was molested when I was 11.lol

That's nothing to lol about.

it is just a joke. are you NEET or HIKKY btw?

So you are the one who's facsinated about the NEETs life.

yeah. what are you usually do? just being online, doing nothing?

I live.

are you a college drop out by any chance? why you became a NEET?

So you are dropping out of college.

And you are scared of becoming NEET.

I was talking about you

Your college education will be nothing someday.
And you are going to be virtually a NEET.

Who said I was a college drop out?
Don't you ever listen?
Sorry. You are deaf.

so you are not NEET? wow thats a big surprise

You know what? You are kind of boring.

I know! I know! you are graduated from college but failed to find a job!

You try to sound like a boy but you are actually a girl.
How's that?

no. I am a male.

so talking about college. if you graduate from prestigious college then you will found
job easily. but if you are from 3rd rate college then looking for a job will be a hard quest

>>309

It's hard to get a job coming out of any college unless it's Tokyo
University, Oxford, or Harvard.

or Waseda or Keio

So you are Sirwi.

>>310
In the tech industry, lots of people don't have college degrees.
(This includes myself, my boss, and lots of my friends and coworkers.)
It hasn't really been a problem; as long as you're capable and get the
work done, most employers don't care.

any job is OK i think. being parasite is the worst.

>>313
where are you from?

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃

I wannA grOW MY englIsH skiLl… PlEase tell me how to study EnGLisH

Bu-n.

>>315
Silicon Valley - aka the San Francisco Bay Area, California, USA.

>>317
It's the best way to try to tall or write in English at first.
Hung in there.

Is anyone here？

I'm here.

I am here too

I'm here.

you are all NEETS.

引きこもり

what is a problem about it?

NEETS ARE 神さま

how about quiting your NEET lifestyle? you can always get a toilet cleaning job

you have no future because you lack of college education! lol lol lol

>>319
Isn't it impossible to be hired by a blue chip tech company without
college degree?

I have a gallery in New York

333GET

What is the great difference of a high school graduate and a college graduate？I think most college students goes to college just to earn a degree rather than absorping something useful for their future career

there is a big difference.

Your skeleton isn't going to look any more well-educated than the next when you're rotting in the ground.

More exactly?

only idiots can't graduate from college

Both Yukorin and Hamaguchi are not colledge graduates.

yukorin is a slut

Why do you like Yukorin so much?

Yukorin's farts smell like vanilla.

I can fly! ⊂(´∀｀)⊃

I believe school girl is a girl like a Yukorin

You mean a princess from another planet?

You can fly,too! (´∀｀)

Yukorin seems like having her nose changed by plastic surgery Don't u think?

>>347
I don't know, because I am not interesting in Yukorin.

I'm hungry. What is your dinner tonight everyone ?

Stop talking of yuko.

KARINTOU DESU

Why are you so crazy about her ?

cat food （maguro favor）

favor ?

Won't you play with me?

oops meant flavor

I can't believe that you eat such a food.

What does American feel about Japanese food？ Food in Britain was disgusting＞＜

lolz~~

>>344
I don't think I look like Yukorin at all. And I am not a pretentious girl.
pretentious=ぶりっこ。
I just act as I truely feel. XD Sometimes, I say too honest things so that ppl
say I am cheeky...hahax, *complaints* but I think that's much better than a pretentious girl...
lolz~~~poor thing that many guys fall for ぶりっこ girls....welll...but
I dunno...maybe they are really 天然　...Yukorin is 天然？loz~~~~@.@??

>>347
Maybe. But anyways she looked good, and looks good now.

Shut up! yuko is a bore.

What about Emma Watson, then?

>>358
I think Americans think Japanese food is quite healthy and tasty,
but for them , it might be a bit too light to be full.
In fact,many American celebrity eat them when going on a diet .
Still, popular among American or whoever around the world though .

I have also eaten British food once .
I think they are simply enough to be disapointed .

>>362
Is Emma Watson brikko? I thought Burikko is only the special character
in Japan....@.@ but maybe that's universal? lolz~~

I didn't say it to you.
It was for >>361.

Whose fart is more aromatic than Yukorin's?

But , you havent smell that , havent you ?

How's school girl's fart and burp?

>>368

<.< *glares at >>368*

I think her fart makes me pinch my nose. It smells like shit!!

Yukorin has been hot for long. She turns on as many boys as possible.

Not again...
Every time I come here, there is the Yukorin guy going crazy....

>>367
Yukorin officially stated that her fart smelt like vanilla.
And vanilla smells really good. That means her fart also smells amazing.
Easy rhetoric.

Yukorin is right now going out with Hamaguche
That's a confirmed fact.
You can check it out by googleing it.

Why don't we find a new idol instead of Yukorin?
I think many people who saw densha otoko like Ito Misaki.

Densha Otoko is old.
Right now "Kekkon Dekinai Otoko" is hot.
You should be up to dated.

Has Bin Ladin been caught?

>>374
Are you feeling jelous?

>>375
Huh, she's almost 30. Who'd call a 30aged woman an idol?
The recent survey showes that the popurarity rate of Sawajiri Erika
is rocketing skyhigh. You bet she's the best idol now.

>>376
You mean to say you prefer Kuninaka Ryoko?

Yuko Ogura is grotesqus.

A new found idol... That reminds me of Tenkarin.
Some silly male said Tenkarin would get extremely popular.
So far his prediction hasn't come true, though.
Do you think Tenkarin will be a popular idol?

>>380
I don't understand.

Rotten girls sometimes get out of control.

>>379
No!
I am talking about the one playing the doctor.
She is really beautiful.
You might say she is too old or some crap, but her beauty goes beyond that.

school girl likes miyavi

It means there is no chance for me to marry school girl

If so ・・・・　　　

umm...
Really? Hamaguchi x Yukorin? x.x anywayz.....I dunno....lolz~~

>>378
well, but I find ito Misaki really pretty. I wish I were like her...lolz~~@.@

Hey, the problem is whether or not school girl will be awarded as cute idol
of the thread. We should creat a new thread for her fan club and ask her
to be a sexial icon.

>>383
What's her name? She's like Takashima Reiko. A gorgeous and
cool woman, isn't she?

You guys don't know??
Yukorin and Hamaguchi ( the shorter one of Yoiko ) are seeing each other.
That news was widely reported throught out the media.

>>384
No, you are wrong. She's just lived in a wonder land where nobody
interupts when she's lost in thought, drooling and massaging her
boobs. But when she's waken up, I bet you also have a chance.
Why don't you set up a thread for her fans and keep saying
you love her?

Wishing for school girl's face うｐ

>>386

*sniff sniff*

ah....thank you so much for your offer...but I'm not that type ^^||

>>384
Yes, my heart only belongs to Miyavi-kun. He is the only one in this
world who makes me smile! lolz~~ XXDD
sorry....lolz~~ I actully hate...目立つこと。lolz~~ >.<

>>388
These bogus reports are not worth reading. Throw them away.
Anyway, Yukorin's single.

Erika's kiss tastes like peach.

I'm sure school girl is the idol of the chatting thread.

>>384
Come on. Don't give up. You should try again and again to ask her out
until she goes out with you.

>>391

but if you marry miyavi
you probably will be 目立つ

so you shuold marry me

then you will be happy
OK?

>>390
lolz~~ Affirmative!!! I am actually chubby and not pretty...(I like myself though)
lolz~~ so you better not think I am a cute high school girl or anything lolz~~
I am just a funny and strange girl just like you guys lolz~~~

>>391
HOw long did you live abroad, schoolgirl?

Chubby?
Like Morisanchu's Murakami?

Is school girl virgin?
If so. I support her all the way here.
If not, I just NG her.

>>396

I don't want to stand out at all.^^;;
I will be living as a shadow. lolz~~
that's what Miyavi-kun likes...lolz~~ I know everything lolz~~
I will be damn pretty ONLY when with him ....other times, I will be wearing
thick glasses and stay ugly...lolz~ I am satisfied that way lolz~~

If a girl and a male get married thanks to this thread,
I will call you Eigo Otoko.

>>401
Funny you haven't noticed he's Miyavi-kun.

>>401
Do you know how old miyavi is?

Nice to meet you.
I am jap.





Do at vip.

>>404
He's 24. But he is not officially revealing his age. His B day is Sep 14...
TOMORROWWW!!!! (^^)/

>>403
@.@??

>>402
Yeah lolz~~

>>>>400
Of course! I will be staying virgin until I meet Miyavi-kun...lolz~~
sounds..crazyyyy.....>.<

>>399
LOLZ~~I don't know her! lolz~~ is she chubby? x.x

　G　　　　　　　　　　O　　　　　　T　　　　　　　O　　　　　　　　　　　V　　　　　　　　　　　　　I　　　　　　　　　　　　P

Ｉｆ　you marry miyavi
do you have a miyavi`s children?

How many will you give birth?

Thick glasses…does not make me moeee at all＞＜

Who is Miyavi?

>>406
中古女と結婚出来ない「結婚するなら処女」in貴族３
http://bubble4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/single/1157482731/

most men like virgin

so it is good thing not to become easily non-virgin

Sawajiri Erika says suger and spice is needed for girls.

Why spice?

From the context of her statement, I guess suger means gentleness
and spice toughness. She needs both of them, so she wants her would-be
boyfriend to be sugery and spicy.

I think Erika had an abortion once.
Does that have something to do with the statement?

>>414
I'm impressed to see an idol otaku with effective writing skills.

>>411
whether we are virgin or not is important for men? humm....I see...lolz~~

>>416
lolz~~ Yeah, I agree *nods* ^^

Ditto! and Dildo! can be a very dangerous combo.
Be careful.

ｓｃｈool girl
do you have aPC?

Does your response come from your mobile phone?

>>419
I own pc! lolz I don't use mobile phone often ^^

>>417
I'm impressed to see an boy idol otaku with effective writing skills.

>>420
can you marry me?
If you can not marry miyavi

lolz~~ I own my pc. Windows XP! what about you? >419

My operating system is DoorsDX.

>>423
me too

are you using 2tyann purauza?

>>424
I've never heard that.
What kind of OS that is?

I invented DoorsDX.
It swells, flies, and hacks.

>>415
What are you talking about?
Who said she was an abortioninst?

>>427
tuuhousimasuta

>>428
Oh! you didn't know... I'm sorry...

I often hear that Windows Vista would have not much advantage over XP.
What do you think about it?

I think you are right.
because Vista requires gigantic specs on you PC.
Literally it's impossible to use Vista on current PCs.

Do you want a HDTV movie file of BoA's Dakishimeru?

Seriously, who do you think would want a HDTV movie file of BoA's Dakishimeru?

BoA's fans.

Here you go.
ttp://www.megaupload.com/jp/?d=43Y45IYF

OH!　Thanｋ　YOU！！
I'm a big BoA fan !!
You are geat!

By the way, is English told here right grammatically?

Why do you ask?
You think the English spoken here is generally gramatically wrong?

I'm bored… Is anybody here?

when you feel tired, wanking with Yukorin makes you cheer

>>410

Here is for your information. Miyavi, POP is dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=CW6P1o_BGVI

I hope I get over my paranoid fear soon.

If you are a president or CEO of company, please hire me.
I can speak English, I love shougi and I am a strong fan of Aoi Miyazaki. that's all.

No, you can't!!!

Nobody hires NEETs.

>>445 >>446
You are the coldest persons!

にート　にート　うっせんだよ

http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/shakai/jiken/news/20060914k0000m040066000c.html

Hmm, I was a bit shocked to read this news article. It says as an example
a 3 grader boy punched and kicked a female teacher repeatedly at lunch time just for fun.
She tried to stop the child to kick desks and boards, and said he should do it on her
instead, if he wouldn't quit it. Still, he didn't even hesitate.

There are many more examples like this written in the artle.
And zero tolerance was mentioned in the last part of it.

I'm curious to know whether the policy, if it is introduced, is successful
in other countries. Perhaps America's zero tolerance is the most advanced
and mature, as far as I know.

学級崩壊 in English is what?

>>450
Well, I don't know how to say it exactly. Sorry.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you know how to describe the situation where school kids
get out of hands, become really violent, and even teachers
can't silence them in class, I hope you teach us the English word.

Your eyes are broken.

>>450
Maybe...it is "breakdown in classroom discipline"

Zero Tolerance is a difficult subject. Looking at it from the school's point of view,
I understand that they may want to deal with incidents in a way that sends a message to all students,
or in a way that makes it easier to react to bad behavior
(having set, inflexible punishments for certain infractions of the rules).

However, this isn't fair to the individual. Not all infractions are on the same level,
but they would still receive the same punishment regardless.
This has lead to children being suspended for ridiculously trivial things
(bringing a nail clipper to school), simply because the rules under Zero Tolerance required them to be.

In Montreal, Canada, one student shot a gun and 20 students were injured.
I'm worried if my friend is involved...

Oh that's too bad...
I hope your friends are all involved in the shooting incident....

>>456
huh? you hope so?
But the guy who has shot off a gun is dead. He was not a
student actually.

>>438
Most of the English on this particular thread is natural-sounding,
if not always precisely grammatical; other threads aren't nearly as good.
Then again, most of the other threads (where there's any English at all)
are 'dirty talk' or about being a pen.

Canada is full of crazy people with guns.
Dangerous country...
You don't want to visit that country.

>>449
Great news
I can masturbate

I like loli

school girl is loli

so I like her

zero tollerance has its flaws. a good student was
expelled from school once for taking aspirin because
it goes against the anti-drug policy. aspirin itself
isn't against the policy but not having a nurse give
it to her got her removed from the school district.

Zero tolerance was invented by people with zero brains.

>>461
oh, Syllogism!

>462
dude, that sounds like an urban legend.

>>461
>>school girl is loli

No, she isn't.

Hey guys, I've been gone for a few days. Did I miss anything interesting? :D

Hi! Keira! sup?

ahh.....not as bad as before but...still...life sucks....grrrr

Has the girl you mentioned done anything mean to you since then, or have things gotten better with her?

>>468
Hahaha, well, life goes on.

I am fine, thank you. just tired, like usual.n_n

>>469
un, I'd like to know as well. o.o

has school girl ever been to Akihabara?

>>471 >>469
lolz~~ Thanks for your consideration! hey you guys are really warm! *cryyy happily*
err....well, nothing lolz~~ XD

so depressed, i need some sleep. i just wanna dissapear for a while. thank god that
I have only two more days left...... .-.-

but ummm.....you know at the same time, I realized that a chicken hearted person like meeee (??!!!)
gets nothing while a thick skin person gain a lot....>.< So I have to be more brave!!! I know
I know! but I can't....lolz~~~I just don't like troubles...lolz~~

>>472
lolz~~ yesss I love Akihabara! I am one of the otaku kids like you! lolz~~

>>474
Otaku saves the earth

when you go to akiba where do you go?

>>475
lolz~~DVD shops and Maid cafe??? just kidding..lolz~~

Ｉ　ｔｈｉｎｋ　school girl is sukebe

because she always thinks miyavi`s penis

>>477
How do you know? X.X.......

bah...

HEY SHUT UP!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

miyavi will marry another women
so SG must marry me
I promise your happiness

a boy always think about vagina.
a girl always think about penis.
that's fair.

>>479
oh, you make her unhappy by your saying...

ah..no need...>.<
I'll be staying as a nun for rest of my life...lolz~~
awww...skin head is gonna be cool man....lolz~~

oh >>482

your feeling for miyavi is great

your firmly feeling will be the power of miyavi・・・・・・

>>483
Yeah! indeed!! I am the most faithful fan for Miyavi-kun!!!
OH!!! how I wish he knows my feeling!!! MIYAVI!!! MY LOVE *faint*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! MY one and only lover! MIYAVI!!!! kissie X 10000000 and...*dies*

*cough*
sorry I was too excited....*still nose bleeding* sorry...lolz~~

>>484
is today miyavi`s birthday?
you said your birthday is september 11

so miyavi `s birthday is near to your birthday

this is destiny!?

>>485
YESSSSS!!!! Thank god! Sep 11th is a memorial day while 14th is nothing
so need one more terroist attack lolz~~ (and I Do wish one terrorist come
down to my school and burn all the building and students except me!!!) *evil smile*
lolz~~ just kidding...^^

mirror man is me .

>>486
the terrorist is miyavi
then he takes you away to the world where nobody exists except you and him

yourmonotonous life will be changed lol

>>488
whoa!!! That would be perfect! ^^

but what? monotonous? ....you know a very difficult word....
r u Japanese? *suspicious eye* <.<

I am Japanese

monotonous means 単調な
　
the word will be taught at school

I learned the word when I went to high school

Hi all! ^_^
What's up?

>>491
Hiii k=tan! I'm ok not really but errr...forget it!! >.< lolz~~

>>490
You know many words! You must be an expart, aren't you?

>>492
Oh? What ails you?
I'm not too ok too: I'm sick again, but I'll live.

>>492
How many brothers do you have?

>>493
Yeah...

Today's the last episode of Pokemon. Good Bye Satoshi...(:_;)

>>495
Oh? Pokemon's still airing?

>>496
Yeah, it is endless. Today's the last episode but will continue with
different members. lolz~~

>>484
two little bros.^^;;

>>497
Do you watch pokemon everyweek?

Do you have pokekon game?

>>497
Ahh, I see. I think they only showed the first and maybe the second season
of Pokemon here in Sweden.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?storyid=2006-09-13T115339Z_01_L12798296_RTRUKOC_0_US-GREECE-NINJA.xml
"Not exactly like the ninjas in the movies..."
How very odd...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5345010.stm
"Abe pledges 'assertive diplomacy'"
Hm...

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2315693&page=1
It must be rather problematic to be a Chimera, legally...
Especially as DNA tests are getting more and more important.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5338118.stm
"Irwin fans 'in revenge attacks'" -_-;;; Horrible, absolutely horrible...

>>454
Thanks for your response.
Honestly, I don't know what infractions mean, but I guess they are violations, right?
Hmm, it sounds a little too harsh if children get suspention for such things.

>>462
Thanks. Do students need to hand in a paper signed by a nurse when they
take aspirin under Zero tolerance? Maybe the case also sounds
tough too.

>>462
Wow... That's... Borderline stupid...

>>500
an Athen's ninja robbed banks... It sounds sort of silly of him.
He pushed his luck too much.

Ah, the news reminds me of the "I WAS ROBBED BY TWOoooo MEN♪" song uploaded
on youtube.

>>503
That explains how popular the late naturalist was... That said,
avenging his death may be going too far. Though, I think only a
part of his fans who's driven crazy did that, if there's any connection
between the incident and his death. I mean to say, most of his fans
wouldn't stick for killing wildlife like this.

>>501
Hmm, I think Abe's popularity is mainly based on his hard-line policy
against North Korea's abduction. According to the newspaper I had in hand
a few days ago said that, while Abe made a public speach,
his supporters got enthusiastic when he said he wouldn't abondon abductees' families
which formed, say, a team.

Of course, I want the abductees back in Japan. But Abe's policy sounds
a bit hollow or empty. I mean, I don't see what will happen when he
becomes the next leader of LDP(liberal democratic party). He puts
emphasis on amendment to the Constitution of Japan.
(It takes two thirds of the population to vote for the amendment to change
the Japan's Constitution)

>>498
lolz~~ not everyweek but my bros watch it. ^^

Kouki, you want Abe-san becoming our next leader?
I don't like him actually. I like Koizumi-san very much
especially his hair lolz~~ ^^

koizumi is stupid

but better than else politicians

that is difficult thing.

I like Koizumi too. At least he showed us his policy.

>>506
Heh... I've never heard that song... I should look it up later :-D

>>507
Yeah, he was very popular... However those actions directly violate
the values and Irwin held dear... That is why any person who claims to
admire/like him, and then does something like that "for" Irwin, has
a few screws loose in their head.

>>508
Ah, I see. It's interesting to hear more about the people involved in
the news than just from the news I can access. How common is it for
politicians in Japan (as far as you have noticed) to promise big
things and then blatantly not care about carrying them through, once
they've been elected?

>>509
What other redeeming qualities does this Koizumi-san have, beside his
hair? Is there anything he wants to do for Japan that you especially
like? (I'm assuming this Koizumi-san is also a politician)

HI NEETS!

>>515
What about us non-NEET people, though? :-( No "hi" for us, too?

You are silent today.

>>517
Not quite.

>518 I think you wanted to say QUIET... Didn't you?

How are you

I am fine thanks. I am no longer neet. what about you?

>>519
Not quite means soudemonai

>522 oh, sorry , fine.

>>495

No! Satoshi!

Damn you to hell, TV-Tokyo!

>>519
Nope. I wanted to say "not quite".

Good morning everyone!
Is anyone cooking a breakfast for me? haha

気の弱い生徒をいじめていた生徒を注意したら、「てめぇに関係ねぇだろ！」と唾をかけられた


年輩の先生が辞めていった理由は、「いつも生徒に蹴られたりしていた」


ドＳ小学生様ﾊｧﾊｧ(;´Д｀)

Curry Udon yummy!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5341202.stm wow

too skinny is unhealthy but too fat is also unhealthy.

>>527
horrible...

ya but nice

why nice? violent grade schoolers?

Girls wear make ups these days. They look like miniature ko-gals...

コックニーのイントナイションです
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh9gtCA-Oco
コックニーのイントナイションです。

butの　ボッ　　とかもｗｗ

>>532
cuz Im a bit of M
cool boys..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNIzwMqeiPo
マジでこの踊りはなんなの？目的は？

>>533
They have English accents, but not Cockney accents.

but not RP
cockneyly intonation is simila isnt it

then, how is this accent called?
Estuary??

Hi guys, how is everyone?

harry Po'a is estury?

and then, please show me real cockney video.
Beckham? huh?

I can fly　⊂(´∀｀)⊃

>>536
So
bu' I think that kind of English accent and cockney accent is similar in intonation

つまりh 脱落、t脱落などをしてないと正統なコックニーではないということですかな

The sun will burns itself out some day.
Did you know yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPvXUZqdLOA
I found funny video

>543 When will it burn out? And then what will be happened?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIc9Po-48t4
てか前問題になったのってこれなん？

>>545
It's after 5000000000year.

Then,the earth burns up too. It's all over.

>548 I'm so scare. Will you be there?

GREAT FORUM

http://forum.cupwinkcook.com/

I'll survive till the time come.

I am not neet. and you?

I like sexy voices of american girls

for example?

Puwahahahaha!!!!

So cute!! >>544

>>546
poor girl....(:_:)

Yeah, that was a really cute American? girl...lolz~~~ ^^

school girl

I wonder where you are from

she is from Tokyo.

omg she is fuckin Japanese old lady!!
wtf!

school girl
What will you do on saturday and sunday?

fuck off bitches

「こら、くそばばあ。あっち行け」。小学生が教師に暴言を吐いて殴る、ける。１３日に発表された文部科学省の調査で、
深刻な対教師暴力の実態が改めて浮き彫りになった。一人の児童の暴力が、クラスに荒れた雰囲気をつくり出し、
学級崩壊の連鎖を生む。家庭に指導力はなく、暴力の対象になった教師は休職に追い込まれる。
暴力でしか自分を表現できなくなった子どもたち。

兵庫県内の小学校に勤務する４０代の女性教諭は０３年１０月、学級崩壊したクラスの「応援」に入り、
モノをけ散らす男児を廊下に引きずり出した。「何かをけらないと収まらないなら、私をけりなさい」。
男児はためらわなかった。手加減もせず、女性教諭のおなかや足を２０発以上もけり続ける。
担任は別の児童を指導しており、暴行に気がつかない。女性教諭にとっては、
児童から受けた初めての暴力を、隣のクラスの男性教諭が助けに来るまで耐え続けた。
http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/shakai/jiken/news/20060914k0000m040066000c.htm

究極のマゾ職「小学校教師」


you should beated by little boys!

ummm....poor teacher...(T_T)

>>559
Maybe go shopping. lolz~~ how bout you? ^^?

Why does school girl white "lolz" so much?

>>561
I will play 2tyann

what will you buy?

Any news, 2ch?

>>564
fuck off

That's old news.

I've heard that a thousand times.

still a neet, right?

I am watching a movie called Nana with Aoi Miyazaki. what a crap!!!

◆Hell/6W/Cs is a NEET. blame him!!!

>>562
lolz~~ dunno...i just like to laugh a lot!! lolz~~

>>561
I'll buy some new autumn cloths...lolz~~ or some new devices...*evil smile* lolz~~

>>569
really? is it that bad? lolz~~~

>>571
yeah, that movie is absolutely horrible!!

I'm horribly sleepy.

you have nothing to do but sleeping. it is because your life is dull.

Are you a spy?

you neets are all the same!!!

I finished watching Nana. I am glad that crap is over!!!

What kind of crap is Nana?

it is gay crap

hey ◆Hell/6W/Cs do you watch movies?

Are you anti-gay?

no

gay is out of question

it is bad

Being gay is a sin.
You should keep that in mind.

http://www.pornotube.com/

Relax dont do it
When you want to go to it
Relax dont do it
When you want to come
Relax dont do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Everybody has his rights and gay too.

I have foot fetish. that means I like girls foot

Ha ha ha.

what is so funny?

>>590
What do you think is funny?

everyone is gay

Nirvana?

I hate gay, but I am gay.

I hate homo, but I can play both.

>>509
Hmm, that's a tough question. He will no doubt become the leader of LDP,
and naturally the LDP's leader succeed Koizumi, who's going to step down
soon. But as I said, for now he's ambiguous and keeps Japanese people in the dark
except when he talks about his assertive deplomacy.
Other than that, many politicians is mobbing Abe-san just because
they want to get a post in the next cabinet. I feel bitter taste
in my mouth.

>>514
Oh, I found the expression "having a few screws loose in their head"
very interesting. It means being crazy or out of their minds or something
like that, right? We say the same analogy in Japanese! Anyway,
I want to see his adventure showes when I have a chance.

Then next, about politicians, what I think is a problem is
"making no clear promises and doing things as they want".
Let me take Koizumi for example. He's a highly-skilled agitater in
my opinion. In the general election conducted last year, he was
really resolute about privatizing the government-run post company.
People got really enthusiastic to listen to his speach. And the Japanese media
reported again and again and again about the privatization thing.
And after the election, he actually did it. But as most people didn't take care of
other things, Koizumi decided on increasing tax money without our consensus.
He didn't say he planed to change tax policy.
That was the last thing people wanted, wasn't it? He should've discussed it
in public. The point is, I'm a little concerned whether Abe the same way
of managing politics like Koizumi.

Sorry for my rumbling.. Good night. I have to go to a seminar tomorrow.

Sorry there are many horrible mistakes in my post..
・politicians "are" mobbing
・"use" the same analogy
・show"s"
・Abe "will run the government" like---
Good night.

>>567
Oh, by the way. You were the one who wanted the new pronounciation clip, right?
It still sounds weird, but a bit better, I guess. -_-;; I have no idea
why I keep pronouncing "Stella" in such an odd manner, either. :-/

>>596
Ah, I see. I don't mind you rambling, it's quite interesting. Good night, and sweet dreams ^_^

>>567
Err.. I forgot to include the link to the file -_-;;; http://www.geocities.com/ktan2ch/CiE-p64-retake.mp3
I think I'll give up on that text for now.

Hmm... I need to go do homework and research. Ah well.
Bye all. ^_^

601get

it's raining cats and dogs.

"making no clear promises and doing things as they want".
That's not fair...

Are you dreaming or are you awake? It's impossible to tell, really.
Whether we are dreaming or awake makes no difference to our
existence, but how can we trust our senses when we don't know whether
we are in a dream or in a "real" world.

Can we doubt anyone who claims they are a pumpkin or made of glass
when we can neither tell the difference between dreaming and being
awake for ourselves? Our not all our senses alike? Can we be sure
than we're not a pumpkin?

Perhaps we should take comfort in the fact that we can question
whether we are in a dream or in the waking world, for this proves
that whether dreaming or awake, we can question reality and this
is a cornerstone of defining existence.

I can tell whether or not I'm dreaming, as long as the thought that I could be dreaming occurs to me in my dream.
When I does, I realize that I'm dreaming. That hardly ever happens, though.

All is a dream. everlasting nightmare.

>>604
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_Dreaming#Reality_testing
;-)

In here English level of peaple is high or low?

Yes I do!

>>608
extremely high

>>610
Really? How do you learn English?

What kind of animals do you like? I like cats.:>

Lonely rabbit will die.

I love cat,too. Bcause the character is like me!

>>614
Do you mean that their stereotyped personality is akin to yours?

Sometimes,cat looks into space.I wonder what he looks for.

>>616
Perhaps dust bunnies to hunt? Or signs of that the dawn of the world
domination of the cats draws near?

Noooo!!! I did something so stupid!!! Oh I want to reverse the time....

Maybe,cats can see something like ghosts,I think.

I laughed at the picture of the cat.
That cat was sleeping just like you and me.
Have you ever saw the pictures like that?

mistaken
Have you ever seen pictures like that?

>>620
I'm not sure I understand exactly what you mean... I've seen a lot of images
of cats sleeping, including images of cats that stole the bed of their owner
to sleep in...

>>618
What did you do? Was it really thay bad?

I imagine the cat usually sleeps like this.
How about you?

http://p.pita.st/?tmeflhis

I love cat
Only imflowing you don't flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place.

(The Engrish I saw on some gift bags.)

>>623
Awww, that's adorable.
Umm.. Well, here's a random sleepy kitten: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9iG5Ge01PM
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cat+sleep :-D Lots of cuteness. ^-^

>>624
o.O
Please translate that Engrish to me... I imagine it's easier to understand
that text if one knows both English and Japanese.

This cat is trying to be a human!!!
Unbelievable!!!!

http://p.pita.st/?2iolhwxy

>>622
I can't really explain since it was too silly.

It is like this....the story in a nutshell....I mistakenly sent
my xxxxx picture...(kind of my naked picture....something like that) to
my boy friend but it turned out the person who received it was somebody else.....
jesus...I better kill my self...

↑sorry I just exaggerated a little.

It is just a sexy picture but not a naked picture...but
the writings was something too embarassing that I hope
no other people except my bf would read.....but too late....jesus...

>>628
O.o
Ow... Have you done any damage-control? Will the receiver spread your
image, or will he/she keep it for him-/herself?
I hope you were exaggerating when you said that you'd better "kill" yourself.
It's not that bad, I hope. It was "only" a naked picture, right?

>>630
I hope he won't spread or does anything wrong.

But I don't know that person well. He is just a stranger.
plus he got mad when I was upset and asked him about this matter.

>>629
Ahh, I see.
I wish you the best of luck. Remember, this isn't that bad. Life could
have been a lot worse. Try to look at it from a longer perspective.

>>631
Ah, I see. So there isn't much you can do about him?
Is there anything I can do to help cheer you up/take your mind off it?

Hmm. Time for me to run off, bye all ^-^

>>631
Do you have an idea why the person in question got mad??
How did you talk to him? Did you shout at him? Or did you nag him so much?

Anyway, I agree with K-tan. It might be wise to wait for a while
and give him some time to clam himself down, before speaking to him again.

And looking at the accident from a different angle may sooth you a little.
He's just a stranger, so he can't do any harm to you like spreading
horrible rumour among your friends or forwarding the e-mail to them.

yeah what you said is right. yukorin is also right.

Yeah, you said is right. Kouki, k-tan. Thanks a lot!

hello-,could I join to your people in chat things
I never study English, and I do not kmow my grammer
is ok or not, so if you knows English very much please tell
me some!!!
ah,spelling as well, I guraduated from univercity, my major was
English departure, but I really can't speak and write English.
I'm so afread of it,Im so kind of stupid

sorry,Im not 11111man
English is very diffecult to learn

ANYONE HERE?

I am always here.

I kind of come here often, back and forth.

Yukorin advertised a free magagine in an event and the reporters rushed
to ask her about relationship with Hamaguchi. Yukorin ignored them.lol
they were rubbish, tailing her around and asking her comments about him.
It feels really good to see Yukorin treat those trashes badly.

First of all, media reporters always love to make up stories nobody in
their right mind would believe. They are irritating. They should let Yukorin
alone. I don't believe Yukorin dates with Hamaguchi, although he pretends he actually
is her bf.

By the way, a 14 year old boy was appointed as her manager
just for one day. Yukorin wispered to his ears that she would
teach him many things gently, and hoped he would be manager
one of these days. How very nice Yukorin is! I think every one of
the males living in this planet will be happy to be with her. Wonderful
is a word for her.

I believe Yukorin's fans are everywhere in the earth. Wherever
she goes, she'll get attention. No other girls break the sweety vanilla scented
air. Yukorin's fart smells like vanilla!!

Yukorin's totally famous around the world.

Is she? I didn't know that. She's such a good attractive idol.
I think human fart tends to smell like rotten fish or compost,
so it's been really new to everyone that Yukorin's fart smells
like vanilla, you know. Vanilla smells good, and her fart
smells like vanilla, which means Yukorins fart smells good.
Everyone should sniff her fart!*blush*

Do you believe this post?

>Iraqi army is studying Yukorin's fart to make lethal gas weapon.
>Her fart will revive male casualties.

Hmm... I wonder if it is impolite to tell someone that you don't remember them.
Tonight, I went to a movie theater and someone said "Hi, (my name)." when I was buying movie tickets.
I just looked at them, puzzled as to who they might be, and then they said who they were.
I responded, "Sorry, I don't remember you." I didn't think anything of it at the time, but when I came home and told my little brother,
he didn't beleive that I had said that at first, and when I said that I did, he said that I should have pretended to remember him...
So, I wonder, did I say the right thing?

Guess what the sentence below explains.

>A young girl who appears on TV because of her beautifulness and
>prettiness, especially whose fart smells like vanilla.

Lately, I've grown tired of lying to people as a social courtesy, so I'm going to say that, no, you shouldn't have to do it.

>>652
What do you mean? Every person cuts the cheese. The difference
between them and Yukorin is only scent. While their fart smells
awful, Yukorin's is really aromatic. And you don't have to tell
them their fart smells aromatic because they know
how smelly theirs is.

>>652
I hope you're right... I guess you can hurt someone's feelings when you tell them the truth, though.

lolz~

>>650

lolz~~ really?

>>646
Yukorin actually agreed that Hamaguchi is her bf, wasn't she? ummm....X.X
Maybe it was impolite. But the person you met know that you are an impolite person,
isn't he? If the person has no features, it is easy for me to forget
his name. So it is natural. Don't blame yourself. It is ok that way! lolz~~ I think....*snif*

oh no~~~~ the above >>646 was for >>650...aghhh....

>>654
I don't think there's any need to tell anybody their fart smells
awful. Let's say someone in front of you breaks the air in the train
and it smells really bad. Do you think you'll say, "your fart is
killing me"?

>>653

Oh, you don't have to tell me that. I'm well aware of Yukorin's pleasant vanilla scent. I make sure to tell people about it whenever she's the topic of conversation.

>>655
Yeah. I don't think I had ever spoken to him before. He was in a class with me in high school.
I guess he was pretty well-known in the class, because the teacher was always getting mad at him.
I was well known in the class, too, because the teacher always focused on me a lot. She was weird...
Probably everyone in the class knew who I was because of that...

>>656
Hamaguchi's parp is awful. I don't want him to aim his butt to her face
and break the air.

People say fart isn't everything. but don't forget. How aromatic
one's fart is really important.

>>655
I wonder how your fart smells, school girl?

No one's fart is aromatic. They all stink, and the smell depnds on diet.

>>659
oh....*shify eyes* so....you were a girl? lolz~~
sorry my quesiton went out of track @.@

Yukorin Yukorin Yukorin korin korin korin ♪

>>664
Don't think Yukorin's fan club is for males only...

>>662
lolz~~it smells good (for me) lolz~ I dunno how is it like (for you) lolz~~

>>666
Let us smell it!!

>>664
No. I'm a boy. The teacher was a woman. LOL... She always liked to have me read for the class.
She would always say that I was smarter than other people in the class,
And sometimes would laugh hysterically for minutes after I said something.
She would always get mad at certain people in the class, and I guess this kid I met was one of them.
I didn't recognize him at all, but he told about the teacher getting mad at him, so that's how I knew.
Anyway, she was a very strange person

Girls' fart smells of nothing, while boys' is awful.
Maybe it's because intestines are different between males and females.

>>668
@.@.....

>>667
you better not...stick to Yukorin's fart only lolz~~

>>668
LOL... I could tell you more even more weird things about my teacher, but you probably don't want to hear them, right?

>>671
lolz~~ go on @.@ if you want to lolz~~
Yeah, I am not really interested in it though...lolz~~ (sorry but other
people want to hear it) lolz~~

>>668

It sounds like you might have had the opportunity to "hit it." I'm guessing you didn't.

>>672
Oh, okay. It's not that interesting, but here's some of what she did...

*She would yell at students at for looking at her the wrong way, sometimes for over 10 minutes.
*She wore gloves when she ate food.
*She would throw things at people when she got angry at them, and then would expect them to pick the things up and give them back to her.
*She was a hardcore Christian, and would go on about her beliefs, which is illegal for a teacher to do...
*She would make racist comments. For example, she said to a back student, "Do you think you don't have to do work because you're black?"

There are more things, but I think that's enough.

>>673
I really hope not. LOL!

>>670
Let us smell your aromatic fart. We need comfort.

>>675

That's too bad.

Sunday mornings always feel very slow. I imagine for people in
church on a Sunday morning it moves even slower for them.

I worked at my mother's house yesterday planting and transplanting
her lilies. It wasn't what I call hard work necessarily, but it
did take a long time to do. From 8:30 A.M. until 3:30 P.M.. My
mother has many lilies.

school girl

Are you interested in SEX?

>>679
.... no way...*pout*

Hi all ^_^
Hmm... I probably should run off to vote within an hour. Oh well. :-D

I just wanna marry k-tan. you will be my good wife.

>>682
ah-!

>>682
There are plenty of better people for you to get married to than just a very plain
and boring gaijin girl, you know ^_^

;_; I got a paper-cut on my tongue. Oh well, at least I got the voting over
and done with. I wonder what the results will be.
*pokes http://www.val.se/val/val2006/valnatt/R/rike/roster.html and waits
for the night*

We don't have any tan-noodles for your eating!!

>>686
O.o
What's a tan-noodle?
I'm assuming it isn't "tan" noodles.

everyone wants to be founded.

>>674
I have the impression that she was sort of influenced by Miss Trunchbull from Matilda.

>>685
So they are counting the votes now.
Is the site written in Swedish, by the way?

What party is most influencial?

>>686
Tan noodles... Haven't heard of it...
Are they good?

>>688
Even when they are playing hide and seek? hehe
just kidding.

>>689
Umm.. I don't think they're counting the votes yet, the voting ends in one
and a half hour. I don't really know which party is most influencial, the
socialdemocrats have been the most dominant party in the government for
many, many years.
ummm... http://www.socialdemokraterna.se/Templates/Page____7428.aspx might
tell you more.
The election site has some pages in English, too: http://www.val.se/in_english/index.html

>>691
Thank you very much. I've noticed they offer a PDA file in the English version of
the election site: http://www.val.se/pdf/electionsinsweden.pdf
I'm going over it now.

As Sweden is a member of EU, I suppose voters have to think a lot about whom to vote for.

Not PDA, but PDF. Sorry.

I AM FEAT. fully employed, able to survive

Hmm, a quick look over the page 3 tells me that the electoral system
in the general election of Sweden differs from that of Japan.

There are two ballots provided. Voters should write a candidate's name on a ballot
and a party's name on the other.
Candidates who're listed on parties' lists get elected in proportion to
the number of the votes the parties have received (the same as Sweden),
but those who run in the single-seat districts win the election
based on how much they themselves have received votes.

Good night!

>>696
Good night and sweet dreams ^_^

hmm. I should go sleep soon myself...
Bye, all! ^-^

Squeeks, lolocaust, or whoever continues with the oppressive moderatorship. We've lost a great contribution to humanity's culture.

>>699
What are you talking about?
Who're they?

Administrators on a certain messageboard system that some people here may be familiar with.

>>701
Thanks for the info.

You're welcome.

test

So you noticed there's more wonderful thing to life than a comfortable place.
Over the horizon can you see the sun glaring like a shining eye.
That person's eyes nodded as if to say breaking up was a kind of a shape
of love.

Let's hit the road, raising your face, washing your mind with
new wind, You can leave your old dreams behind. A new drama will
come again. The person is a thing of the past, but still watching
you from far behind.

nobody's here anymore. Everyone deserts me.
Although loneliness is always a frend of mine,
I'm leaving my life in your hands.

Why don't we talk about Emma Watson? She's popular among you.

She's okay. I bet het farts aren't very aromatic, though.

That's interesting. You can't rule out the possibilities that
her breath reeks of alcohole, though. She's a drinker.

You may be right about that. She may smell of beer and fish.

lolz~~~it's chilly morning...morning everyone!(^^)/

Good morning little school girl!!

>>713
Morning! ^^

After eight years, the voice cast in the English version of Pokemon has been replaced. It's a fairly jarring development, and it will take time to get used to the new people (if that's even possible).

>>715
If you're a ten year old then maybe it's "jarring."

yum, tan-tan noodles. (In Japanese, 担担麺)

>>699
Umm? The moderatorship is handled that badly at 4-ch?

>>717
Ah? Hmmm.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_dan_noodles ?

today is the new day.

>>719
New day, new government.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alliance_for_Sweden

hey schoolgirl

what will you do?

Today? nothing...my family members are all out. So muhahahaha
I can do anything I like! LOL (^^)/such as turn up the volume at maximum
for Miyavi's rock'n roll and then I eat chocolate as much
as I want. Yesssssssss!!!! (my mum banned me to eat chocolates....I hate
I hate her grrrrrr)

>>722
Why did your mother ban you from eating chocolates? o.O

Chocolate is unhealthy. You should not eat it! You should also not disobey your mother!

>>724
Actually, quite the contrary. Chocolate is very healthy.
By chocolate I mean cacao. Naturally the kind of chocolate that barely
contains any cacao, but is mostly sugar and other junk isn't
particularly healthy, but a single small piece of dark chocolate a day,
as dessert after a full meal, is very healthy in deed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate#Health_benefits
I haven't picked that up as habit yet, though. I barely buy any chocolate,
sadly. I never buy any candy apart from the occasional piece of chocolate
once a while -_-

>>725
x contains any cacao, but is mostly sugar and other junk isn't
o contains any cacao, but is mostly sugar and other, junk isn't

I see dead punctuation @_@

>>724

I've heard that chocolate is healthy...contains high polypheno..well
I don't know exactly what it is lolz~~~>.<

She said it is ok to eat half bar of chocolate everyday.

>>724
RWAR!!!

... -_-;; >>725 probably even needs a comma more.. ah well :-D

>>727
Cacao is healthy ;)
You should go for chocolate with a minimum of 50% cacao, if not more.
The best (from a health point of view) is probably that 99% cacao chocolate.
It's quite bitter, but the flavour works a lot better with some hot,
unsweetened green tea, in my opinion. Preferably some kind of tea with
a smokey, semi-bitter flavour - but that's just my opinion. :-D

Hmm.. Time to go catch a bus to uni...
See you all later ^_^

>>7289
yes yes yesss....you are from Sweden...."Marabou" yummmyyyy....
and Swiss...Pave Grace...yummmmyyy.....*drooling*

not entirely true. some chocolate such as "Dark" chocolate can actually
benefit your health. "Dark" chocolate contains antioxidants and
cocoa-phenols which is known to lower blood pressure. Of course eating
"moderate" amount is the key factor. Just remember"Dark",
not "White" or "Milk". Don't even think of washing it down wth glass of
milk. FYI, some chocolate ice creams has lower calories than vanilla!
School girl, u got to explain this 2 ur Mom! hope this'll help
lift ur ban.

>>732
Thanks a lot!! your information is really beneficial to me, and also
yours k-tan!! love!!! hugs and kisses to you!!! ^^

Dark chocolate doesn't taste nearly as good as milk chocolate, though!
It is bitter, while milk chocolate is sweet! Why would anyone want dark chocolate!?

>>734
maybe...adults.

>734
I guess lot of people in Europe. They got lots of DARK.
IMHO go for "Godiva"! I know it's toootally not new but, me likey!

I think school girl is fat

Miyavi will not want to date a fat girl, will he?

"Davros, if you had created a virus in your laboratory, something
contagious and infectious that killed on contact - a virus that
would destroy all other forms of life - would you allow its use?"

It's an interesting conjecture.

"Would you do it?"

The only living thing... a microscopic organism reigning supreme. A
fascinating idea.

"But would you do it?"

Yes. Yes....

To hold in my hand the capsule that contained such power, to know
that life and death on such a scale was my choice, to know the tiny
pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end
everything..... Yes, I would do it! That power would set me above
the gods!

AND THROUGH THE DALEKS I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!

so school girl should marry me
I accept such a fat girl ＾−＾

I am maybe chubby. 162cm and 53kg~55kg. I don't think
I am fat though...>.<

>>７４１
Is your bust size Acup?

>>742
No C cup. but why should I tell you my secret? but I told you already...
gosh...lolz~~~

Hello Japan. I am pleased to see, that you have a thread entirely for discussion in English. My japanese is too bad, so I can't read what you write well.

I hope we can discuss great things together.

>>743
what a big bust!

could you come to marry me? if you like

I will use a name for future reference.

are you finnish?

>>741
You've got the same height as me :-D My height is around 162-163 cm.

>>746
Hah, neat. Where in Finland are you? ^_^

A colon minus a D equals a smile lying dead.

how can I open *.lit file?

My guess would be Microsoft Reader.

how did you get that file?

My guess would be P2P.

I am listening to the audiobook now. I think it can improve my english.

Why don't you talk about today's storm?

I didn`t notice the storm
I`m hikky and NEET

Yes, I am finnish. Currently I'm living in the city of Lahti, which is about 100 kilometers north from Helsinki.

>>756
how long are you staying as hikky?

about 18years
but i enjoy my life efficiently
hikky is the greatest place

arehouse boy who is stalking a famous English girl actress is more valuable than you >>756

>>759
what are you usually do during the day?

hey fakers, why you guys study English?
tell me it reaaly. for exam? or you wanna
have some bonk?
dont you think its nothing for u?
you, just talk some boring things happened in JPN
and you might think oh-- I can speak English so sosomuch
oh I anm like a native! lets give japs to a atomiiic bobbbb
ga----nn!!!! oh-hhoo 太爽了、幹死的日本人、天在看著に〜

I am afraid of english lessons
what should I do?

>>718
Yup, that's correct.
(It's sometimes 'tan-tan', sometimes 'dan-dan', depending on the
romanization - Wade-Giles or Pinyin.)

hey do you know popular english book, so I could easily download audiobook of it?

Motenai Otoko no Nanpa-juku

do you remember MR SHIT? he was kind to everybody!!!

Mr Shit was nasty in truth. He pretended he was kind.
He got expeled.

hey do you know faking food?

I'm in ur 2ch, stroking my harbl.

so, i herd u liek mudkips?

No, I liek Torchiks.

I've got the highest score ever!
level 12
lines 116
score 104,904

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/co3/jp/flash/tetris.html

mootykins was eaten by a shark

Who's that?

>>773
My score is 113,998

level 10
lines 96

What a pumpkin!

I didn't do anything to you.

Your power level is 332.

I didn't come here to make trouble, but there's no other choice.

http://homepage.mac.com/clicliclick/tama/

I'll show you how to fight...hard time.

Let me show you how it's done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's impossible!!! How can you concentrate your energy
in one spot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lolz~~I'm back! coz I went to the hospital today.
It is like a congenital type of dicease I have. lolz~~
But something pissed me off...I don't like thw whole meidical system in Japan.

My doctor in charge is alright, but he doesn't know how to speak.*shrug*
Maybe as the medical point of view, what he said was right, but what
about the mental side of me???...-_-"

Dr: "you are not really improved..."
Me: (with a sad face..later it turned to an angry face....)
" you mean I have not chance to improve?"
Dr: "well there will be a spcace to improve.... yeah"
Me: "so I can improve eventually?"
Dr: " oh yes it's up to you"

-_-" Then what the heck he had to say there is no improvement
fat first. There is no "integrity" in what he's said...

lolz~~sorry you don't understand what I am talking about lolz~~

just a hitorigoto! just "THREW shitene! " (ignore) !! (^^;)

ahhh...many typos sorry

×I don't like thw whole
○I don't like the whole

×I have not chance
○I have no chance

×fat first
○at first

>>786
eeeeeee? You went to the hospital? That sucks. I've only been to the hospital once (besides being born in one,lol)
Bleh...I hate hospitals.

Man, a friend of mine tried to run away from her house the other day. =_=; Geez, she caused a lot of trouble.
And my godfather died. And the car broke down on the way to school. Man, what an aweful week.

Haha, I guess all I can do about it now is laugh.

>>788

LOLZ~~ keira!! you are so positive! I like your way of thinking! lolz~~(^^)
yes me too! 笑うしかない！that's it! AHAHAHAHA （ちょっとhysterical...sorry...bleh..)

>>789did you be naked body in the hospital?

Avaricious Cso without this goods at all

>>789
Haha, I'm glad.
I think that if I ever went to Japan my personality would really stand out. Haha.
but schoolgirl, you're different too, aren't you? Your personality seems different from the average person. :3

yo...can i join you guys?

>>785
Are you suffering from stiff neck because of the weight of your boobs?
You are not expected to cut your boobs off your chest. It's dangerous.

How could it be?

Her boobs are heavy enough to make your neck stiff.
I'm very positive.

What's done can't be undone.

She has big boobs she can't hold with her hands!!!

That's enough for gibber-jabber.
Her boobs are mine.

You chicken weakling! Her boobs are not meant for you.
They are mine for ages.

>>798 >>796 >>794
Who is "she", her and you ? @.@

lolz~~you know my boobs are small. Maybe Asashouryu's are bigger than mine. lolz~~
You know what C cup is normal. Maybe E cup is big. XXDDDD

Don't be afraid. Keep your eyes closed.
Let your boobs pressing against me.

I'll eat your boobs, big time.

school girl, your boobs are still growing up or not?

That's nothing to do with you!!
How big her boobs will be depends on my efforts!!

What's the matter with you!?
I've always thought her boobs belong to me.

You don't have to get under the nife just to make
your boobs bigger. I'm satisfied with yours now.

lolz~~

ummm.....I have nothing to say...but thanks anywayz. lolz~~

whats new?

As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said "stand and deliver or the devil, he may take ya"

are you homo by the way?

did you hear news about scandal in Hungary? It was hilarous

死ね・くたばれ・消えろ・失せろ・潰れろ・馬鹿・あほ・間抜け・ドジ。
ポンコツ・トンチキ・ガラクタ・クズ・ゴミ・カス・最低以下の下劣・下等種族。
劣等種族・下衆野郎・腐れ外道・邪道・外道・非道・ウジ虫・害虫・ガン細胞。
ウィルス・ばい菌・疫病神・病原体・汚染源・公害・ダイオキシン・有毒物質。
廃棄物・発ガン物質・猛毒・毒物・アメーバ・ダニ・ゴキブリ・シラミ・ノミ。
毛虫・蠅・蚊・ボウフラ・芋虫・ゴミ・掃き溜め・汚物・糞・ゲロ・糞虫野郎・ほら吹き。
基地外・デタラメ・ハッタリ・穀潰し・ろくでなし・ごろつき・ヤクザ者。

look what I found!! amazing website!! http://m-w.com it is a dictionary but
you can hear the pronunciation of the word!

Koizumi is the 27th prime minister of Japan since the end of World War II. Ten of the premiers graduated from the prestigious University of Tokyo, followed by five Waseda University graduates.

Have you heard about the situation in Thailand. They are trying to overthrow the local government

>>816
Yeah, that's not uncommon in Thailand, though.

He's most ready to attack!!

NO!! Don't go away!

How many people in this thread are actually Japanese?

not me

>>813
rich vocabularies...

I've got ...

level 16
line 152
score 131,339

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/co3/jp/flash/tetris.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBQhOmUVs6c
Vipper gaijins rampaged with their halloween costume in Osaka station in Japan last year

>>823
WOW!!! you are so good!

level 5
line 26
score 5,633

>>824
What's vipper?

Why do people like Japan so much? It's a very boring place.
I was in Japan in 2000, people in Japan are very quiet and polite.
Actually, if I wanted to commit crimes in Japan it would probably be
very easy.

oh! you crimed! waros!

Dear Japanese people:

1) why do you all like cats so much?
2) why does everything in your culture have bright colors?

What do you mean? I don't like cats so much.
And not all things around me are bright-colored.

How large is your power level?

My clystal ball is sacred!!

Well now we were begining to think that you wouldn't show!

Can you tell me what "powder pop" means?

My dictionary doesn't tell me what "in the next dimension" is.
Is it paraphrased into "in the next world"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Ux1uq3AS8

Fight video. I think fighting is very stupid. Why are people in US so
violent? Quiet Japan is better than violent US.

Hello, I'm from the Moon. You may call me "Visitor Delta" as I am
the fourth of my kind to visit the Blue World.

I have come to encourage the JAXA and the plans for sending the
Lunar-A and Selene probes to our world. We realize that there have
been problems with Lunar-A, but your detemination to see it through
have been encouraging to us as an indication of mankind's continuing
evolution.

However, I also have a request. Please send some of what you call
"Takoyaki" with one of the probes. The Moon has no oceans for
itself and we have never had octopus before. Personally, we find
the idea of octopus balls delicious.

The Americans sent hot dogs with Neil Armstrong, but it turns out
hot dogs are made from hog lips and snouts and not that good. The
Soviets, on the other hand, send us Vodka once. Now that was a
party!

Thank you for your time.

>Personally, we find the idea of octopus balls delicious.
are you from Osaka?

OCTOPUS BALL MEANS TAKOYAKI DOESN'T IT?

>>839
Yes. It does, doesn't it?

>>837
Visitor Delta, so ur initial would be VD...
make sure u uz condom alrighhhht.
Unfortunately, Japan has no established space technology to send
"Takoyaki" to ur home land. You may want 2 submit ur request to NASA.
ur great grand father might've met those guys. I heard
one of ur family probe is bieng maintained in Roswell New Mexico.
Oh ya BTW, when you submit ur request, u may wanna tell'em
it's "Octopus Dumpling" I guess that's how it's been translated to english.
You might wanna come down within next year or so to US, cz Gindako
will be opening up their food chains over there.
chekedaout
ttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13541858/print/1/displaymode/1098/

You do only a story like a fool.

>842
WTF! what's your problem??