Chat In English (英語で雑談) Part 63

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Emma watson is mine! Yukorin is yours!

Bechham is mine! Victoria is yours!

Gets! aaaaaaand turn!!

>>4
Okay. Are you gay?

I saw a dream that Susuke finally lived peacefully with Naruto in Konoha no sato
(Konoha village).

>>4
Uho, good lookin' guy!!

>>6
nope I am a genuine girl.
Beckham should be a cool guy without Victoria.

7....ahhh..typo again.. SAsuke

Which do you wanna be a girlfriend? Beckham and me?
I am a computer and idol nerd. I love maid cafe. I enjoy collecting many idol photos.

Beckham has his palace in England. Do you have your 4johan otaku palace?

>>7
It's seems to me that you likes NARUTO very much.

I have much greater knowleadge about girl idols and computers than Beckham.
Beckham might feel envy at me.

Otaku's otaku haiken!

>>12
Yes, I like. It had been my long dream to meet Sasuke once again.
and couple month ago?, he finally appeared.....he was only a little boy befroe
but he growes to a young man. But still wearing the same blue costume. ^^;;

>>15
LOL nice!

Beckham is very bad at wanking.

>>14
Beckham is mayby posting on 2channel when he has a fight with
Victoria. She seems so strong and selfish! >.<

>>16
Haha I see. Where are you from?

Paris Hilton, I love her. I marry her, Beckham will have stong jealous.

>>20
I'm in Japan. Do you know Naruto is even more popular overseas?

I hate anime nerds! Those kinds of idiots are strong nuisance to Japan and all over the world!

Pris Hilton seems worse than Victoria. Kano Shimai Paris Hilton and
Victoria. They are all yours!

watching Lindsay lohan's tits causes me an instant erection.

>>23
But NARUTO is indeed one of the masterpiece!

I hate waka inoue. I don't think she is sexy and pretty.

I like hatrikun more than MARUTO. NIN! NIN!

Doraemos is the onle masterpiece among anime

Miss...NARUTO

>>28
You mean Naruto? not Maruto...be careful! -_-"

>>3-4
It's funny.
So Yukorin and Victoria are ours.

>>7
Hmm, I don't know much about Naruto. All I know is it's
a J-manga.

>>12
First time I saw "4johan" I didn't get the idea, but it's Japanese tatami mat, right?

>>19
Speaking of the Beckham guy, I heard he was let go from the British national football team.

>>30
yes you corrected...that's what you should always. -_-

>>29
I have two volumes of English translated version of Draemon(manga).
I've picked up some English expressions from them.:)
Think I'll get another volume.

>>32
well in my opinion, Yukorin and Victoria should go back to the
village they originally come from.


It's quite surprising to know that you weren't Japanese.

He is no longer there. He needs socer to be free himself
from the burden of the big Victoria.

>>21
I didn't hear they've got involved. Where did you get the idea?

>>33
Never mind a bit things!

Victoria is such an influential woman.
But I don't buy handbags from Samantha Tavasa...^^;;

>>37
mind small things and see the whole view makes you improve.

>>35
Wait. Who said I wasn't Japanese? I've been Japanese.^^

I just didn't think "johan" was a Japanese word because I didn't
pronounced 4 as "yong" in my head. That's why.

>>40
too suspicious....<.<

>>39
No,thanks. Do you so.

>>42
I do. Small things are important while whole view is more important
when you live in this complicated world.

>>35
I think Yukorin sould live as an ordinary girl. Maybe go to school
and has a happy life with ordinarly people. She doesn't fit in to the
enta world.

>>43
Do what you wanna do.

Victoria is really annoying! let's kick her out!
she should only focus on the designing job on Samantha Tavasa!

Let my Beckham sama go!!! he is my prince!!! he is forever!
He become a happinest man when Victoria is not around!!!

While Victoria should go to mental health but that's her problem!
don't worry about her! she's just a spice girl!!

Sorry....I was too excited...^^;;

If Beckham deprive Yukorin of us? what should i do?

>>50
what are you talking about?
first of all, Yukorin doesn't speak English. She has to study
hard to communicate with Beckham. There is no communication tool
for them.

Yeah Yukorin can't speak English, but Beckham wants Yukorin's body.
He is our enemy.

1ol no communication but body communication....oh sounds so international.
pillow talk is a good English lesson for her. But 2channeler will kill
Beckham. Be aware!

I'm getting hungry. I think I'm going to have instant noodle for lunch.

>>38
She made news when she spent huge amount of money in Germany during the
world cup. Yes, she's sort of influential, but I feel something nasty about her.
I have this mental image that she has an attitude.

>>46
Do you want them devorced?

>>47
I assume he's put under pressure because he has to show the world media
that they have a happy married life, and has to shake off paparazzi everytime
he goes out with other girls than his wife in secret.
By the way, looking back on the world cup 2002 when Beckham suddenly got
attention from Japanese girls, he mentioned he might play in J-league
at the last stage of his football career.

>>48
Hmm, I don't know she could do with health care. Is she suffering from
her husband's behavior or something?

OK OK! Victoria can stay with Beckham! she is the only one annoying
Beckham's wife...oh well....shoot...

Yukorin had already been broken her virgin by stupid comedian, hadn't she?
If so, she betrayed many her fans.

>>56
I don't know. lol
Mabey they just had a coffee. lol

>>54
If she is good for Beckham, that's fine.
I like Beckham sama so I just wanted him to be single again.
but we never know. He's probably happy with her.

Beckham wanna let Victoria go and eat Yukorin I think.

Then maybe Victoria should go out with Hamaguchi....なんのこっちゃ

i think Handkerchief prince has a strong desire and lust to have sexual intersourse with Yukorin.
he is our enemy, too.

Beckham strikking spanish paparazzi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBOOsAN9Zrs

>>58
It's anybody's guess whether or not he's happay with her even now,
and it will be big news if he splits up with her.

>>60
That'd be a really surprising news.lol

atroke
arteriosclerosis
kidney disease
liver disease
hepatitis
diabates....
AIDS?
HIV?
HIV-positive!!!
senility
miscarriage
abortion
oral contraceptive...hehehe....

no atroke but Stroke!!! 脳卒中！！！don't forget that word!
that's how your dad died!!!>.<

Hmm, I have no idea what atroke and arteriosclerosis mean. You have
really good word power.

well, I'm getting offline. Bye-bye.

>>65
That was Stroke
and arteriosclerosis is 動脈硬化

Oh! new thread!

As to the last quastion kouki, Yes, you can get iced tea in bottles, but usually iced tea comes in cans.


teehee, I read the naruto manga... >.>;;;;

>>67
Keira? what is the teehee?

do you like Naruto? who is your favorite? I like Kakashi-sensei

tea is good. But I usually don't buy but I boil it. ^^

How come you changed the spelling of your name ?

>>68

Teehee is just the sound of aogiggle, or a small laugh. :3

Yes, I like Naruto. The English version sounds awful though. My favorite is probably... Kakashi or maybe shikamaru. But gaara is cool too.

>>69
???
Are you talking to me? I didn't change the spelling. o.o;
But I put it in romaji instead of katakana n_n

I'm not keira, but I can tell you that "teehee" is supposed to represent giggling.

Oh, I didn't see your post, keira.

>>70
LOL I notice you change your name's spelling often!

oh I like Shikamaru. He is a genius boy. Do you remember
the chunin shiken (the important test) when he had a battle with
Temari? that was awesome! He didn't move at all but had
a plan and did a well preparation in advance. Even though he won
the battle, he said "mendokuse ~"-_-" (that's gonna be too troublesome)
and he abandoned his right! That episode was hilarious!!! lol

>>71 >>72
Thanks!! ^^

>>73
I liked that episode. It was called 雲はいいなあ or soemthing like that, right?

>>75
OH wow!! you should know more than me!
Shikamaru's best friend is Choji. I understand why they get along very well. lol

>>76
I just remembered that because I thought it was a funny title. I don't know the name of any other episode.
Choji is kind of a comic relief character, isn't he?

>>77
Yeah, I guess so. In my opinion, because Shikamaru is too smart,
he always can see the outcome and he is kind of tired of trying things
and being lazy. Choji is a fat boy who makes people relax. He is happy
to stay with Choji because he makes him relax. Nice combination.^^

>>73
Hm, perhaps you are mistaking me for someone else?

But yes! Shikamaru is so funny in that way. n_n
He very talented but so lazy. xD

Is there any English word means 腐女子？

I think you were "Keira" with a captial K when you first came here, then ケリラ, and now "keira".

Oops, I meant
ケイラ.

>>81
I've never used "ケリラ". O.O;;

only ケイラ

>>82

Yes, that's it. n__n

It's because my computer can't type Japanese, so I have to find the katakana, then cpy and paste it into the name box.
It's easier for me just to type in "keira" now, because I'm lazy. >.>;;

>>80
fangirlです。

>>84
Oh. Do you know Japanese?

>>80
I think "rotten girl" is good translation.

>>86
I know a little. I'm trying to learn

♪(*￣･￣)//＼(◇￣*)
ensemble pour toujours

***ヾ(≧∇≦)ﾉ"***КОНЧАЮ !♪

(^_^)(^^ )mi piaci (^_^)(-- )mi piaci (^_^)(^^ )mi piaci

Girls who cosplay as Orochimaru are usually really hot.
There's way too many Narutards* around, though.
(* Naruto + retard = Narutard)

Hi all

a

ｂ

my name is penis

c

I am dancing on my own

lol I do sometimes too.
It's fall already...

The year goes by so quickly.

like every other years. life maybe repeating same things over and over again

Maybe.

>>100


are you a NEET or a warehouse boy?

>>103
I know you're NEET too

>>103 I'm not either of those.

It's quite hard for me to find a full-time job.

>>100 >>103
No, I am here! I am a warehouse man!

my current form of existing is dying. I am evolving. I am going on the next stage of existance

I can't understand what means your next stage.
My dream is to marry Emma and have 1-2 our child.

September is the month to start something new. So do something new.
In the mean time, I will start my hard work from Sep.

>>66
Thanks. I wouldn't pronounce the word arteriosclerosis properly.

>>67
I see. Thanks.

I watched a TV show recently where they tried to get news readers to say words like arteriosclerosis. They couldn't do it.

>>112
hahaha, that news made me feel better. Thanks.

>>114 If you are interested in watching it, you can do so here. It's the Famous Face Off video.

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/video/default.htm?program=chaser&pres=20060224_2200

I meant to write >>113.

I really should get some sleep.

すみませんこれ和訳していただけませんか？
I am one of those unfortunate people who have an extremely poor sence of derection and I may have visited a place time after time,but I still manage to get lost on my way there.

>>114
Thanks a lot.

It's the one uploaded in 24 March 2006, right?
Hmm, I can't watch it. It says page not found.

Anyway, good night!

>>117 How odd.

Good night!

this thread's more mature than the other threads in japanese but at the same time weird as hell imagining all these japanese people showing off their english skills lol

george bush is number one!!

My boss was gone by replacement.
He was very kind for me. I'm so sad and miss him...

shut the fuck up.nobobody wants to hear ur shit

I want to her his shit!

hear

go ahead then faggot.but you better move ya asses somewhere else

you know that you are rude!!!

fuck rude i do whatever the fuck i wanna do
who the hell are u callin me rude bringing a sebject about your faggot ass boss at fuckin one in the morning

OK. I never mind. I just said to myself...

are you that warehouse idiot?

you dont even have a friend to say that unnecessary shit to? damn i feel bad foreeel

yo 129 u talkin to me faggot?

no!

good

A lot of people do not like to admit that they do not know their hometown and will insist on telling you the way even if they do not know if；others,who are anxious to prove that they know their hometown very well
和訳plz

you want to have anal sex with a gay man, dont you?

skools out for me
skools out for you

122
nobody hear him, nobody hear you. lol

http://www.ice.gov/pi/news/newsreleases/articles/060829roswell.htm
I think someone had way too much fun writing that headline...

Hmm.. I'll be back in a few hours, I think...

Call me the hunter that's my name.

Hey Hunter! I'll hunt you.

Oh you can't do that. I'll get you soon....＾＾

One, you lock the target;
two, you bait the line;
three, you slowly spread the net;
and four, you catch the man.

What kind of play are you playing?

>>109
What are you going to do to make your dream come true?

What is he doing? wanking with Emma or working in a warehouse while lifting heavy loads?

hey guys. I saw a news braodcast saying that of all the countries, the USA and Japan have the least amount of vacations. What's up with that?
I guess we both work too hard.

>>146
You are an exception, huh?

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>>147
Of course. LOL.

In the end, you wanna remain a NEET.lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

>>150
Are you a NEET? Many people that come to this 2ch are NEETs.

Hello. I have something that says "使用上ご注意".
I would like to know how the 上 is pronounced. Is it じょう?

That was a typo.
使用上のご注意

>>153
correct. it is pronounced as "じょう" and means "upon"
(instruction upon usage)

Sorry to be ignorant, but what is NEET?

Hi Keira! good to see you again! ^^

It's lunch time in Japan

NEET is young people Not in Education, Employment or Training

>>154
Thank you!

neet is a genetically superior kind of humans being

>>156 Hello!!!

It's night where I am.LOL, I am not a NEET then. As I'm in College now. n_n

Well, The thread is inactive so I guess I'm going to go watch some new episodes of Naruto. xD

haha.

Byebye!

NEET are those who oppose conventional Japanese custom of being
employed till retirement after graduation from college; high school,
middle school.
It is a representation of the government's failure in the monopoly of
the education system, and the destruction of the social custom of
'employment till retirement' by the policies of the government.

Thus the government introduced the concept of NEET from UK,
in order to put forth a propaganda to conceal its own
failure by putting the blame on the so called 'NEET'.
The inventor of the Blue LED became a NEET after he complained about
his reward for the invention, a mere $1000 bonus.
He was hired by UCLA, after no Japanese corporation would hire him.
The inventor of the Flash Memory(the SD card and such) became a NEET
until he was hired by a Middle East investor to do some more R&D.

NEET, unlike in UK, is a propaganda tool used by the Jp gov to shame
those who do not follow conventional custom.

Japanese democracy has not seen a change in power for 50 years.
It is not a western democracy, thus the adjective 'Japanese style'
is needed to distinguish it from true democracy: a constitutional
democracy.

We hope we build a new country of the NEET Republic. Its capital is the nicest for Akihabara.

Yes, super advanced technology, with variety of culture and custom.

We don't need competiton society. NEET Republic is perfect equality.
computer can help us. We hate Koizumi-Abe systems.

Who shall be the NEET Republic president?
Bill Gates can be honorary president, or emperor.
But if we were to choose from Japanese, who?

Yukorin can be a princess

I am so cool

I am addicted to my NEET lifestyle

Take the Long Road and Walk It is my motto

I am an artisan

all neets should really go to college

If brain transplant were reality, I would seek a Neet brain.
Because it's brand new.

why do you need a neet brain? neet brains are rotten

I don't know who the hell am I talking to by this msn....
he was not him but the other guy...hahaha

Neet brain, not used very much=brand new

You don't seem to understand that most neets are highly educated.

most of the neets are college dropouts

most of the neets have long living parents

what are the future for NEETS?

are you NEET?

Shut! Suck my cock!

I am a neat neet.

Suck my cock! My cock is erecting fierecely!

>>182 Which neat?

1. Orderly and clean; tidy.
2. Orderly and precise in procedure; systematic.
3. Marked by ingenuity and skill; adroit: a neat turn of phrase.
4. Not diluted or mixed with other substances: neat whiskey.
5. Left after all deductions; net: neat profit.
6. Slang. Wonderful; terrific: That was a neat party.
7. Near-Earth Asteroid Tracking (NEAT)

how long you were a NEET?

>>184
I think it is number seven

>>184
4

>>187 Okay. I'm number 6.

>>179
Democratic republic of NEET

what do you think about hikkies?

Unite, NEETs all over the world!
NEETism is quite intelligent than Marxism.

>>190 What's a hikkie? Is it like a kickey?

hikikomori

>>193 Okay, thanks.

And I meant hickey, not kickey.

oh no it is started to rain and I need to go away!

Steve Irwin died!

i know

Everbody in Australia seems to be very saddened by this.

little Churchill had a little success in school so he transfered to a royal military college.

Everybody, not everbody.

I graduated from todai

You mean a light house ?

life is cruel and then you die

I am college dropout

Why did you drop out?

because I became hikky

I'm a graduate of the university of michigan.

what are you doing now?

dazai osamu was a dropout from tokyo university

So, Are you suffering from "dazai" disease now ?

太宰disease is I thought committing a suicide, isn't it?

I think Dazai is a funny dude.

Hi
I am a boy



>>213

>>213

Hi.
I am a girl.

please try to translate this

私はただ私達の将来に不安があります。
将来子供が生まれた時に充分なお金があるのかとか
ちゃんとオーストラリアで生活できるのかとか。
留学生活は結婚生活は全然違います。
その辺に関して、あなたの意見をきちんと聞かないわけにはいきません

>>214
My farvorite type of girl is Ayase Haruka. do you know?
She is pretty, which is more she has big tits.

A customer who finds our waitress is rude ought to see the manager.

-> this was a sign found at a restaurant in a non-English speaking country.
Quite funny, huh?

Oh she is prettey.

Even if you do effort of making up, you can't surpass beauty than Haruka.

>>216 I don't know her, but she does seem to be pretty.

>>220
have you watched 「seka chu」？

>>221 No, I haven't.

have you ever masuturbated with yukorin? it's much worth trying.

hey NEET how are you???

>>223 I can't say I have.

I want to live in free NEET republic

>>226 I wouldn't mind doing that.

let's do NEET revolution in japan! NEETS should came to power very soon!

Revolutions look hard. I watched some TV programs recently about university students in America who tried to overthrow the government. They all failed.

Oh thats bad. we should overcome someday anywayz

there are a lot of NEETs in japan. if we gather them together we can build an army!

how come no one is over?

no one is here

RIP Steve Irwin =(
I used to watch his show all the time.

I don't know who is it.

Then google it, you lame idiot!

Don't give me no lip!

Steve Irwin kicks everybody on the Earth's ass.
And then some.

For those not in the know, Steve Irwin is
the Crocodile Hunter.

Ausie man?

What was the cause of his death, then?

May I come in ?

>>240
He was stung by a sting ray.

>>242
Poor guy....RIP

He died as a man should die. He was a true man.

Rip was ripped to death?

>>234
Seriously. This is a sad week. Steve Irwin, the Crocodile hunter, freaking awesome guy with an interesting show got owned by a Stingray.
=___=;

*sigh* oh well. He was cool.

>>245
RIP = Rest In Peace

So, everybody, get down on your knees and put your hands together
and say good-bye to him. I don't know how important he is, though.

>>246
requiescat in pace

>>247
He was famous in the United States. Was he known in Japan?

>>249
Nope. How many crocodiles did he hunt?

Princess Kiko will deliver a baby in a day or two?

>>251
tomorrow.

>>252
OK thanks. So scheduled and give birth by cesarean.

なぜ韓国人男性は日本人女性にモテるのか
http://japanese.chosun.com/site/data/img_dir/2006/09/05/200609050000111insert_1.jpg
「日本人女性の財布の中身はソウルにつぎ込まれている！」

米国のシカゴ・トリビューン紙がアジアの韓流ブーム現象を特集し、注目を浴びている。
同紙インターネット版は4日（韓国時間）、「日本の女性たちはソウルの男性とお付き合いする
ために血眼になっている」という見出しの記事を掲載した。これは韓流ブームについての記事だ。

　天井知らずの人気を誇る韓流スターたちの出演料も詳しく紹介している。
同紙は「韓国の人気男優たちはハリウッドを除けば最高の待遇で迎えられる俳優になった。
ドラマ『冬のソナタ』のペ・ヨンジュンは現在、映画1本当たり500万ドル（約5億8300万円）の
ギャラが設定されている。また、彼は各種事業を展開し、その資産は1億ドル（約116億円）近い。
その他、チャン・ドンゴンやリュ・シウォンなどの韓流スター9人も年間1000万ドル
（約11億6000万円）以上を稼ぎ出している」と報じた。そして「こうした韓流ブームのおかげで、
韓国の観光産業は右肩上がりで、韓流スター関連グッズも飛ぶように売れている」と付け
加えた。特に、この現象は日本だけでなく中国や、ベトナムなど東南アジアにも広がっている、
と分析している。

　また、「韓国の男性は“アジアのイタリア人”と呼ばれている」とも報じている。
「健康な体と2年間の徴兵義務で、韓国の若い男性はアジアで最も心身共に
よく鍛えられていると言われ、こうしたあだ名がついた」という。

　同紙は、「そのため韓国の男性は日本で一番憧れの男性像になった」と強調する。
お見合いのためにこれまでに韓国を10回も訪れたという日本人女性ヨシムラさんとの
インタビューも掲載された。彼女は「韓国の男性は甘くてロマンチック。
“愛している”の一言も口にできない日本人男性とは違う」として、
理想の韓国人男性探しを続けるという夢を語ったという。

　ついに韓流ブームは、全世界が注目する文化現象として定着したようだ。

キム・ソンウォン記者 『スポーツ朝鮮』
http://japanese.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2006/09/05/20060905000011.html

kasosureage

Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious!

Candidate: Charter of Japan too pacifist
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0609020141sep02,1,6508707.story?ctrack=1&cset=true

Hmm, Abe Shinzo is going to revise the Constitution of Japan and make
Japan more hard against North Korea. But if the SDF can go to iraq
and get more involved in war abroad, then what will happen next?

Well, he also stated in a recent press conference that
sometimes we should sacrifice our own lives to protect
something important: beautiful Japan.
That statement made me sure he didn't care our own lives.
Why should Japanese citizens go to war for making pre-emptive attacks,
for reasons which have nothing to do with peaceful life?

In my opinion, Abe's got popularity from Japanese people
because he put a hard line against North Korea, which abducted
tens of Japanese people, but I have the impression that
his law-making abilities have much to be desired, I mean,
what he said in the conference was obscure. He says he wants
Japan to be strong, independent, and beautiful, but he doesn't
explain clearly what he will do when he succeed Koizumi.

I'm not sure what he thinks is beautiful.

About LDP's political factions, Prime Minister Koizumi
promised he was going to break them down, and look what's
happening now! Many politicains have started to get around
Abe and fawning up to him!! It's really creepy and gross!!

>>257
Son, you got to read 'Failed States: The Abuse of Power and the Assault on Democracy'
Noam Chomsky.
He also wrote 'Just and Unjust wars'
What is lacking in Japan is the existence of a Just War. Japan doesn't
denounce Just Wars, it just denounces Wars as means of aggression.
It's not what will happen, but if we can control the government only to get
involved in JUST wars.
Read the book, then you'll see how far fetched these preemptive strike theorists
are from the concept of Just Wars.

>>261
You're an idealist.
Who can control the government when Japanese citizens are urged
into supporting unjust war?

Abe Shinzo implied today that Japan's self defence force can go abroad
to attack if its alliances start war.

age

*cough* oh wow! many smart people have posted on this thread!

I know nothing about politics!

Hi! *wave* it's so cool in Japan these days! but I was under the sun
for a long time recently and got burned!! even it's already fall!!>.<

lets talk about something else

I read an article about that many english teachers in asia are pedophilies!

No they are just Sailormoon fan.

are you japanese English Teacher by any chance?

No I am just you friendly pedophile neighbor

you like sex with little kids?

let's hit our head agains keyboard and post the result!!!

vbg

my life is in a turmoil
my thighs are black and blue
my sheets are stained,so is my brain
whats a girl to do?
oh,whats a girl to do?
i passed out with a novel..
or a needle in my hand
i passed out with a ragdoll
and i passed out with a man
i say my 3 hail marys
i barely paint my face
my friends decay around me ...
and i view them with distaste
my life is is in a turmoil
my thighs are black and blue
my sheets are stained,so is my brain
whats a girl to do,oh,whats a girl to do?
some girls have a mission
and some girls have their work
some marry with precission
and some just dish the dirt
and once i had a lover
and i once had a profession
and once i laughed at nothing and they called it a depression
ive tried dancing up and down,the wrong side of the tracks
and ive walked on the right side or just lay here on my back
so i think i'll quit while im behind,now that im 22
my sheets are stained ,so is my brain ..whats agirl to do
oh,whats a girl to do?

Japan is not beautiful because it can't strike rogue nations?

what is rogue nation?

I think they are North Korea, Iran, and former Iraq.

I agree with you.

hello everyone.

>>273
O__O That is an interesting poem. rather sad.

I'm sad, my cat had to go to the vet yesterday. j 3j

A cat has nine lives. Your cat will get back soon.

lolz~~

Hi! Keira! nice to meet you! What's wrong with your cat?
Yeah, that poem is nice but rather sad. (;_;)
*cough* oh....school..grrrr...I don't wanna go but I have to...
well, I just go there to see my crush's face. He looks rather sad these
days. (T_T)

fgsfds

TELL ME CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM A SANDWICH
NO YOU CAN'T
OH NO YOU CAN'T
BUT CAN YOU SEE WHY I CANNOT SEE THAT I AM A SANDWICH?
DESU
NYORO~N

Doraemon“takecopter!!”
Nobita“Oh, what's that?”
Doraemon“You can fly in the sky,if use this”
Nobita“Are you crazy?”
Doraemon“FUCK OFF!!”
Nobita“Sorry,just joke.”

Doraemon“FUCK OFF!!”

>>279
I hope so. ; 3;

>>280
Nice to meet you too. :D
My cat got in a fight with another cat and had a bad injury so we had to get him patched up.
You don't like school? I do. :D
your crush: maybe you should ask him what's up.

Princess Kiko delivered a baby boy!!!

No Japanese politicians won't reform the rule of the heir to the Emperor of Japan:
the girl shall not be a heir, because the high-level reproduction technology allows
the prince to get a boy if he needs.
No ethical problems exist in the royal family.

I'm here in my mind.

>>280
You were pretending you were innocent and pure, weren't you?
he loves to suck your boobs.

Heyhey, I heard that Nevada-tan gets out of jail on September 15. Is this true?

What are you talking about? Who's Nevada-tan?

She is the 11 year old girl who killed her classmate in 2004.

Is that a murder case occured in Nagasaki prefecture ?

Yes.

Then,How does Keira know about that ?
I mean she lives in the U.S.,which means that case is well known to
people from abroad ?

It is known outside Japan, especially by those online.

Oh, I see.
So,Do you know what Nevada-tan is derived from ?

The Nevada is because a photo of the murderer was published showing her wearing a jumper with the word "NEVADA" across it.

Is this the thread where all the whiteys post?

Whiteys?

No, this is the thread for Twinkies, yellow on the outside,
white on the inside. Bannanna cream filling is good.

>>297
That explains a lot! Thank you so much.

>>301 You're welcome.

Something in the way...

hmm first I've heard of it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada-tan

This boy mentioned is way worse though, scary to think
he's been released:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakakibara

>>304 Really? It was mentioned in the papers here in Australia.

I thought the same thing happened in the US and the UK...

I forgot their name, but perhaps they went to school and shot guns
everywhere and tens of school boys and girls were killed..

Do you think death penalty should be applied to those under 15 years
old who commit murder?

>>306 Columbine High School massacre?

>>307
Yes

>>307 I don't.

>>308
That's it.

The people involved in the Columbine shooting committed suicide, though.

Case closed?

>>294

Yes, I heard of the nevada-tan case over the internet. Most people in America have never heard of the case, but people who go on the internet a lot, (Like me) usually know about it.

>>298
LOL. only a handful of gaijin post in here.

>>312
Yeah that's true, they shot themselves in the head after killing a lot of the popular kids.
The parents of the murderers tried to blame it on the music they listened to.

BTW, is it true that she's getting out? I guess not right?

What is BTW?

BTW = ところで (By The Way)

>>307
At that age the parents are to blame for their negligence in the child's upbringing.
All children should have a chance at a proper upbringing, so it's better for them
to be sent to correctional facilities than put to death.

>>317
The normal cause of such murders is mental illness rather than bad parents, though they may be to blame for handling their illness properly.

>>316
thank you for your kindness.

a

Aaron Carter is cool!!
I dont know now,

I saw some clips on youtube
when he was around 12 is really hot!
I liked them all

>>321
LOL, you mean when he first came out with a song? yes, that was quite a while ago.
I think he did a song for the pokemon soundtrack. but I might be mistaken. haha

I am current listening to LAST.FM neighbour radio. it is really amazing feature

>>322
But I saw his video more younger anout 9 or 10
he sings ' crazy little party girl ' he was cute but hair is strange

yea,for the pokemon soundtruck ,, iv heard of it but i havent listen it
i hope to check it out

and, Keira, what part of GB are you from??
My English is strange but I can sound cockney

and.....


did he drug?????

I used to like Aaron Carter when I was little.

cool
who are you
do you use skype

i want to listen to voice of english people here.

I am me.

What is skype?

>>328
タダです
http://www.skype.com/intl/ja/helloagain.html
スカイプスレ参照

Thank you!

do you like young boys??

No,I do not.

Me,too.

I dont like young boys too

>>324

lol, I just watched the video on youtube...yeah his hair is a bit crazy.haha.

And what do you mean by GB?

Woah, that skype thing is cool! too bad I don't have a mic, or I'd probably do it. :D

I love young girls. the younger, the better.

>>336
lol, that's just creepy.

People call me lolicon. Do you know the meaning of lolicon?
can you tell the difference from neo-con and lolicon?

watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cej22iu0y5M

I cant connect that site.

>>339
Geez...those guys are jerks.Was he drunk? Just because they are in another country they think they can do what they want?

Plus he messed up someone's bike. I'm kind of glad he got slapped.

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lol at pedo-bear

pedobear likes loli

have you watched lolita movie?

no I have not

My dad accidently bought a lolita comic once.

did he read it?

He said he threw it out, but who knows?

It can't be helped that you like loli-con.
But be careful not to commit a sexual crime like Kobayashi Kaoru did.

>>331
yea
I like young boys
Under15
I especially like elementary school boys. i like nice girls too but im not interested in little girl,, little boys are cuter. im Shotcon
its a old Japanese cultural thing,,
and I want be back to elementary school student.. Im bit of Peterpan syndrome i guess..


>>335
I mean Great Britain
I thougt you are from England
,nd I wanted to know what part you are from.
so Where are you from?
ya, skype is good to talk with foreign people
if you dont have mic, you can only have chat
you dont have to talk out loud.

Hello.

Do you guys know Spain's national basketball team won the world basketball championship?
They had a game versus Greek, which beat America. Spain put a good strong defence against
the opposing team and, surprisingly, Greek only scored 47 points.

>>314
I didn't know the girl in question was called Nevada-tan,
though I knew about the murder case. Hmm, I just did quick search
on the info, but couldn't find any reliable source that she's
getting out.
Japanese people used to think Japan was one of the safest place
in the world in the postwar era, or at least I was told so by my parents
as a child, but things have changed.
When I watch news reports on TV, I notice horrible
murder cases are often reported..
What's it like where you are?

Nevada-tan and Sakakibara...

Yeah, we can never forget those juvenile crimes...

lolicon is a disease

do you know good english sites like NYtimes and WashingtonPOST?

>>349
he certainly threw it away
however he might have gone to pick it up after a couple of hours imo

Hi I am a boy

hi what are you doing?

I am masturbating now after having studied hard.

>>357
how old are you?

>>360
me? I am 29 yo

are you 29yo NEET?

no i am not a neet. I am a student. i am called Benzou-san by many pupils around me.

why are you student? ppl at 29 years are no longer students

>>361
omg you are not boy
you are Ossan

I just wanna to study English literature. I am a freshman.

you already finished a college and you wanna to get new education? hmm

look at this:
http://www.ginza.jp/now/
it is awesome webcam

meet the neet, eat the meat!

I have very important event tomorrow

lol, 369, you should be a rapper.

Don't talk about Yukorin here. She's a liar.
I never think her fart smells so sweet.

So what? my fart is smelling like shit too.

OMG!*scratch my head* Mine smells like rose!*blush*

what are you doing at such late hour buddy?

What about burp? It's more likely to smell nice than fart.

Burp and fart are things that make you feel out of place among
beautiful ladies.

Son Sonin decided to be active in South Korea as a singer, actress,
and talent!

I think Sonin's fart smells awful like shit!

Woke up....I feel a pain..

Are you OK??Where aches??

Perhaps it's his heart that aches. I sense that he is dissatisfied with his current life, and I feel that he yearns for a greater freedom.

Oh thanks, pain in my stomch. had well now.

I see. Maybe your fart smells very bad because you have a stomach ache now.

Smells like teen spirit
hello hello how low?

How are you ? I'm fine,thank you .and you ?Fine ,thaank you.and you ?
fine,thank you. and you ?fine thank you.and you ?fine thank you,and you?

Smells like mystery meat.

>>351
Oh, okay. I'm not from Great Britain. I'm from the US.

>>385
Yay Nirvana!

>>386
Haha, saying "I'm fine" is such a Generic reply. You should reply with something more fun, like "I'm Fantastic!"
I myself say "I'm Spiff-tacular!"
Spiffy( cool) + Spectacular( wonderful/tsubarashii)= Spiff-tacular.
I made this word up by myself. Bwahaha

I love made up words, like confuzzled.

Fry is his own grandfather.

>>388
Yah, nirvarn
i like theirs music.and you?

>>390 So are you.

>>388
Thank you ! Keira.
Indeed,you are an authentic native speaker.
you always teach me a lot.

>>391
I missed.
nirvana

>>388
Keira, I believe you mean "subarashii".

Do you like to use other such words, like "chillax" (chill + relax) and "fantabulous" (fantastic + fabulous)?

>>389
Yes! It's fun!

>>391
Yes, I like them a lot! I only have one CD though. It's called "Nevermind", do you knwo it? "Smells like teen Spirit" is on that one.
But I like the song "territorial pissings" better.
It's a faster song, which I like. And the lyrics are strange:
"When I was an alien
Cultures weren't opinions"

"Just because you're paranoid
Don’t mean they're not after you"

They're interesting :D

>>393
Oh! I'm glad that I am helping! I'm also trying to learn Japanese...It's a hard language. Today in class we learned "~nakuchaikemasen"

>>395
Oh, you're right,I spelled it wrong, thank you. :D

Yes! I use both of those! LOL.You must be a native speaker too right?

Yukorin sings, too. Actually she appeared on a music program.

People actually use "chillax" in a serious context? I only use it when I'm trolling...

>>398
Yukorin? Who is that? does she go on this forum?

>>399
Haha, yes, but I only use it when I'm kidding around. When I'm with my friends I naturally am not serious around them so I'll use it every once in a while. :3

Yukorin is a famous girl whose farts smell like vanilla.

>>396
yah I have that CD too.
“never mind live CD”is more cool. ＾＾

She's a good singer with a cute face, Japanese version of Britney
Spires.

By the way, Since someone in here like Nirvana, what are some other english-speaking bands that some Japanese people listen to?

Does japan get all of the same music that the US has? America gets imported music, but few people I meet listen to japanese music.
Oh yeah, and is there an english music board on 2ch? It's the "Gaku" board in the music section right?? I have a difficult time with the kanji... >.>;;;

Why don't you study Japanese a little if you really like to
know of the Japanese music scene and chillax?

>>402
Oh! Does Nirvana sound good live?

>>403
Oh, I see.Thanks :D

>>401
How would you know?! LoL. xD

I don't think Yukorin sings very well. How many of her CDs have
been sold so far?

>>397
Yes, I am.

>>399
In real life, I haven't heard it used too much. The only person I know who uses it regularly is never really serious.

Yukorin's real identity is that of Apple-Momoka, princess of the planet Korin.

>>405
I'm trying. <:'D

Don't worry, I'm chillaxed. B]

...xD

For your information, keira, Yukorin said her fart smelt like vanilla,
and blushed. Every one of the Japanese people believes her.

Has everyone forgotten Maki-chan?

Maki chan is history. She is a poor actress. I think she can't survive
in the show buisiness.

>>412
I don't.
Some silly people say she has two unseeable wings on her back.
It's ridiculous.

For those not in the know, Horikita Maki is also a Japanese young
actress who's recently got a bit popular.

How about Abiru Yu? She ran through 100 km.
A tabloid magazine expects that most Japanese people got so touched
they will forgive her for her shoplifting comodities.

>>406
Yah but it's a bit noisy sound.
my favorite is “dive”＾＾

>>412
Do you like Maki?

Why is Yukorin this popular in Japan?

I prefer NOMIYA Maki.

>>409
That's right. She's a Korinian princess. :D
She grew up in chiba prefecture, though.

>>420
Who's that?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu, *tired from reading the thread* some of the people
in this thread know a lot about idols.^^
Fukuda Saki, Horikita Maki, and Miyavi-kun.
They are all good!!lol

>>411

Wow, that's kind of disgusting...lol.she would know herself best I guess...

>>417
Is that so? Hmmm...I guess Live CD's are noisy because of all the screaming fans. :3
I have the Linkin Park Live CD and I don't think the fans ever stop screaming.@_@ haha.
But I like live CD's because sometimes there are different renditions(versions) of the songs

What about Maki Fumihiko? He is also good.

www.chipple.net/mt/agenda/2005/08/11_002247.php

Please help me say "スカっとせんヴォケどもが、オナっとるの〜。" in English.
I think it means "The unsatisfied idiots are masturbating."

http//www.google.co.uk - "fart smells like vanilla"
Results 1 - 10 of about 40 for " fart smells like vanilla". (0.43 seconds)

>>427
Stop trolling, please.

>>424
I agree with you＾＾

>>425
He looks old. What intrigues you?

Yukorin is seeing Hamaguchi. You're miserable again!
Idols betray their fans easily!!lol

I have had enough of Yukorin!

Please help me say "スカっとせんヴォケどもが、オナっとるの〜。" in English.
I think it means "The unsatisfied idiots are masturbating."

woah, I just read that takeshi obata was arrested for having an army knife...
Is having a knife a serious offense in Japan?

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>>435
Of course. You don't want to arm yourself here.
No guns, no nives, and we'll party!

The "chillax" boy started trolling. lol

>>438
Don't speak to him, please.

>>437
I'm surprised that it made headline news. If someone is armed with a knife they might spend a night in jail and have it confiscated but it wouldn't be that big a deal. xD
Haha, even my mom has a gun. >.>;;;

But I'm a pacifist (If I spelled that right) n__n

>>438
haha, I guess so. I wonder why he wants to know so bad.

>388
Oh sorry
I was reading aloud your respons in British accent

I will read your response in American Accent this time

>>438

No, it's someone else. I put more effort into my work, for one. Also, I'm not an abusive type; I don't throw out insults when I troll. It's a lot more fun to let the other people insult me while I stay cool and collected.

I do not know "chillax".

Please help me say "スカっとせんヴォケどもが、オナっとるの〜。" in English.
I think it means "The unsatisfied idiots are masturbating."

>>440
It's scary to think my mother has a gun with her.lol

In Japan you need to be lisenced if you want to have Katana
or guns for hunting bears. If you are not, you'll get arrested.

>>441
Haha, okay. Hm, I wonder what I would sound like if I were british.

>>442
I see, trolling is an art? xD

>>444
Heh. Yeah, my mom got the gun for when she goes fishing, because ther are bears in the woods up North. But now she never fishes anymore so we use it for protection if we need to.
:3

A license to have a katana? really?

>>443
You'd better stop it.
Do you need to declare you don't know "chillax"
after Keira explained it?lol

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Please tell me what is "chillax". Where did Keira explain it?

Please help me say "スカっとせんヴォケどもが、オナっとるの〜。" in English.
I think it means "The unsatisfied idiots are masturbating."

Nothing to kill or die fo and no religion too

>>448
In between posts 388 and 400.
I don't think someone who can translate your sentence is online right now. you'll probably have to try another time.

He/she's got out of hands...
It's best to ignore the troll.

>>445
Yes. There's law here that bans people from having Katanas/guns.
As far as I can remember, a famous japanese commedian said he got
licensed to have a katana.

Thank you. I asked in the translation thread. Maybe there someone can help.

>>452
Never come back again, please.

So Yukorin makes you chillaxed.

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　　　　　　　＼__!　`ー--／!　 ＼ヽ--'/├'/　　　　＜　Yukorin's fart smells like vanilla!!!
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　　　　　　　　 ,┤　i〈 ､＿＿＿＿_, 〉　/
　　　　　　　 /　 !　　ヽ＼+┼┼+/　 /　　
　　　　　 __/　　 ヽ　　　　`ー‐‐'´　/　　
　　, -‐''"　i　　　　＼　　　　　　　人　　　
-''~　　　　　|　　　　＼`ー----‐'´!　iヽ､
　　　　　　　ヽ　　 　　 ＼　　　　 /　 i　 ｀ヽ､
　　　　　　　　＼　　　　　丶＿／　 　|　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　　　 ／Ｏ ＼　　 |　　　　　 ＼

Never say about yukorin. Enough of that!

>>453
氏ね

eah, what about boy idols under14year old

>>458
氏ね

>>458
I don't know much about boy idols. You pick out boys from Janneys Jr?

Arakawa Shizuka and Yukorin appear on a TV commercial together.

Shizuka has a prominent chin.

>>453>>459
Just cuz you out of a job, doesn't mean you can be a fart
asshole.

Did you know? Those known as "NEET" are a new level of human development, not unlike Newtypes.

　　　　　　　　　　　　_ ､ -──¬‐-､
　　　　　　　　　　 ／　　　　　　 　 　 ＼
　　　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　　　　 ヽ
　　　　　　　　 /　　　,----､　　　＿_　 　 ヽ
　　　　　　　　 !　　 /　　 　 `'''''''´　　｀ヽ 　 i
　　　　　 　 　 |　　/　　　　　　　 　 　 　 }　 |
　　　　　　　 _⊥＜　,,,,,,,,__　　 　 　 　 　 |　 !
　　　　　 　 /r＼ｆ‐┴─-＜_　　≦二ヽ__レ'!
　　　　　　　!ノ!. ヽ 厂二二┐￣r─‐-､　/⌒!
　　　　　　　l ヽ 　 !ヽ＿＿//＾ヽ! ￣｀ ﾉ/iヽ /　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　＼__!　`ー--／!　 ＼ヽ--'/├'/　　　　＜　YUKORIN'S BREATH ALSO SMELLS LIKE VANILLA!!
　　　　　　　　　|　　　／ L _　__）ヽ￣　 /‐'　　　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＿
　　　　　　　　 ,┤　i〈 ､＿＿＿＿_, 〉　/
　　　　　　　 /　 !　　ヽ＼+┼┼+/　 /　　
　　　　　 __/　　 ヽ　　　　`ー‐‐'´　/　　
　　, -‐''"　i　　　　＼　　　　　　　人　　　
-''~　　　　　|　　　　＼`ー----‐'´!　iヽ､
　　　　　　　ヽ　　 　　 ＼　　　　 /　 i　 ｀ヽ､
　　　　　　　　＼　　　　　丶＿／　 　|　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　　　 ／Ｏ ＼　　 |　　　　　 ＼

Do you like Kamiki Ryunosuke?

The anti-Yukorin guy and Yukorin's fans sometimes get to have rows
just because their preference is different.
Hey, I've got the idea! Sawajiri Erika's kiss tastes like peach.
Why don't we talk about her for now?

I said yeah! oh yeah! oh yeah! you will never make a saint of me!

>>460
×Janneys
○Johnny's

>>466
No

Then who do you like among many Japanese boy idol groups?

idol group???
Is there boy idol group Johnny's 以外に??

ah,,maybe there is .. bu
they're old

My school is moving.

Is your school has tire?

The drifting classroom?

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>474 I'm sure it does somewhere.

what?

Multi-track drifting!?

Wow!

people all aroud you gotta

>>479

LOL.
please, no...don't tell me...there's another 4-channer in here? xD

gotta what?

Otacon is a smart hacker.
Shotacon is a fat fucker.

This is Snake, can you hear me!?

Don't be silly.

Snake..? Snaaaaaake!!!!

Oh, boy!

Whenever I play that game I just end up slipping on bird poo.

Yukorin... loves him....

goodnight everyone. I have to sleep. Z__Z

Night!

Here come the sun and I say. It's alriggt. rururuuu

Good night

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yukorin is mine, Emma is yours!

Fuck you! Fuck Yuko!

Take revenge on that traiter!!

don't fuck me, please. help me!
you'better play with yourself!

I want to be freelance english translator, anyone know any source to get such work?

Yukorin is really artless, and cute.

How are you feeling for Yukorin?

What's wrong with me?

　　　　　　　　　　　　_ ､ -──¬‐-､
　　　　　　　　　　 ／　　　　　　 　 　 ＼
　　　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　　　　 ヽ
　　　　　　　　 /　　　,----､　　　＿_　 　 ヽ
　　　　　　　　 !　　 /　　 　 `'''''''´　　｀ヽ 　 i
　　　　　 　 　 |　　/　　　　　　　 　 　 　 }　 |
　　　　　　　 _⊥＜　,,,,,,,,__　　 　 　 　 　 |　 !
　　　　　 　 /r＼ｆ‐┴─-＜_　　≦二ヽ__レ'!
　　　　　　　!ノ!. ヽ 厂二二┐￣r─‐-､　/⌒!
　　　　　　　l ヽ 　 !ヽ＿＿//＾ヽ! ￣｀ ﾉ/iヽ /　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　＼__!　`ー--／!　 ＼ヽ--'/├'/　　　　＜　スカっとせんヴォケどもが、オナっとるの〜。
　　　　　　　　　|　　　／ L _　__）ヽ￣　 /‐'　　　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＿
　　　　　　　　 ,┤　i〈 ､＿＿＿＿_, 〉　/
　　　　　　　 /　 !　　ヽ＼+┼┼+/　 /　　
　　　　　 __/　　 ヽ　　　　`ー‐‐'´　/　　
　　, -‐''"　i　　　　＼　　　　　　　人　　　
-''~　　　　　|　　　　＼`ー----‐'´!　iヽ､
　　　　　　　ヽ　　 　　 ＼　　　　 /　 i　 ｀ヽ､
　　　　　　　　＼　　　　　丶＿／　 　|　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　　　 ／Ｏ ＼　　 |　　　　　 ＼

　　　　　　　　　　　　_ ､ -──¬‐-､
　　　　　　　　　　 ／　　　　　　 　 　 ＼
　　　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　　　　 ヽ
　　　　　　　　 /　　　,----､　　　＿_　 　 ヽ
　　　　　　　　 !　　 /　　 　 `'''''''´　　｀ヽ 　 i
　　　　　 　 　 |　　/　　　　　　　 　 　 　 }　 |
　　　　　　　 _⊥＜　,,,,,,,,__　　 　 　 　 　 |　 !
　　　　　 　 /r＼ｆ‐┴─-＜_　　≦二ヽ__レ'!
　　　　　　　!ノ!. ヽ 厂二二┐￣r─‐-､　/⌒!
　　　　　　　l ヽ 　 !ヽ＿＿//＾ヽ! ￣｀ ﾉ/iヽ /　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　＼__!　`ー--／!　 ＼ヽ--'/├'/　　　　＜　YUKORIN'S FOREVER!!!
　　　　　　　　　|　　　／ L _　__）ヽ￣　 /‐'　　　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＿
　　　　　　　　 ,┤　i〈 ､＿＿＿＿_, 〉　/
　　　　　　　 /　 !　　ヽ＼+┼┼+/　 /　　
　　　　　 __/　　 ヽ　　　　`ー‐‐'´　/　　
　　, -‐''"　i　　　　＼　　　　　　　人　　　
-''~　　　　　|　　　　＼`ー----‐'´!　iヽ､
　　　　　　　ヽ　　 　　 ＼　　　　 /　 i　 ｀ヽ､
　　　　　　　　＼　　　　　丶＿／　 　|　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　　　 ／Ｏ ＼　　 |　　　　　 ＼

Wow! A bunch of Yukorin's fans are trully passionate.

why do you like yukorin so much?
i don't like her because she make her own character.

>>504 trully→truly

>>505
I'm on your side
that chracter is made one

I dont like Kamiki

Why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI
A really neat official music video (for OK Go - "Here it goes again").

And now I run off again -__-;; I don't like how busy I am nowadays.

>>510 Cool video! LoL!


5 days ago,I made "コピペ英訳Wiki".
And I realized how difficult to write English for me.
Please help me.

for what? ur not even going to use english in your life

>>511
If you couldn't do that, you shouldn't do that.
You let the other people runs your site? Everytime?

How much strong are you given by Yukorin's sex scandal with Hamaguchi?

I see you. You see me.

I can’t see you.

I am a boy.

Ican't translate, but I will help English learners with their grammar if they would like me to.

I haven't corrected anyone randomly up until now because I've been afraid that someone would get mad if I corrected them. n_n;;

So if any one of you want grammar help I will try to revise your sentences. :3

hi genkidesuka?

My dick is genki.

>>509
he is ugly
not cute
and he changed his voice.
there is no atraction for me

Oh such a mean man!

I tried in translation topic, but I only got the same sentence I posted here.

Please help me say "スカっとせんヴォケどもが、オナっとるの〜。" in English.
I think it means "The unsatisfied idiots are masturbating."

>>518
Don't you need s after "any one of you" ?
I can't be too sure about it though, quite funny if I was correct.

>>521
× atraction
○ attraction

>>523
Why don't you use the word "jerk" ?

or "moron"

>>526
Instead of "masturbate" you want me use "jerk"?
What country are you from? I am American.

Aussie
Thought jerk is more like American...no offence man :)

>>510
No, "you" is never plural. ;3 heehee

>>529
Haha, it's true.

What do you mean? Why is jerk more like American?

I mean, more like American word, used in state very often, no offence

Have you visited America?

I love music＾＾

What music you like?

>>535
I like rock

I like rock music and suol music＾＾

We will rock you＾＾

>>535
were you talking to everyone in this thread?
I like all genre's. n_n
My favorite though is indie/rock/alternative, like AK-FG and The Pillows.

Pillows.. i know it only by name.

>>540
They are pretty good! you should listen to them sometime.
I like Asian Kung-Fu Generation a lot too. have you heard of them?

>>541
Yeah i have. i like too.

It's hard for me to use Eng. xD

It's not hard for me. =)

>>542

Yay!

>>543
It's okay! try your best! if you speak english a lot, then you will get better!
Do you want me to help you with your grammar?

>>544
Are you native speaker of Eng?

>>545
Yes i want xD
Thank you ＾＾

>>547
Yes i want ---> Yes, I want you to.

You're welcome! n__n

What is your hobby?

It's talk with you ＾＾
I talk verey slowly.sorry. xD

>>549
It's talk with you ＾＾
I talk verey slowly.sorry. xD
---->
It's talking with you
I talk very slow, sorry

That's okay! I think japanese is a very hard language x3
so you talk on 2ch a lot? :D
Me too.

Yes, I come to here every day.＾＾

hi guys

yes, me too.
I can only come here though because I can't read anything else. xD

Do you go to school?
I graduated from Highschool, so now I'm in college. :)

>>552
Hi

Usually, it's "I come here", not "I come to here".

>>555
You're right, I missed that one.

No, I do not. Have you learning Japanese?

Have you learning Japanese?---> Are you learning Japanese?

Yes, I'm trying, but I'm still not very good at it. xD;;
I have trouble with changing words, like with "te form", "ta form", "nai form"...that is the hardest part for me.

Hello. I am starting a new game of Pokemon Yellow, and I have a question on how I should beat Brock.

Should I catch a Nidoran and train it until it learns Double Kick,
train a Caterpie until it becomes a Butterfree and learns Confusion,
or train a Mankey until it learns Low Kick?

Which way is best?

I see.I see.＾＾ Can you read Japanese?

>>559
LOL, is this a serious question?
Go with the one that takes the less amount of time. xD

>>559

I can see from your post that you already have a fair amount of experience with the game. Since you're asking this, I'm guessing you went with Charmander (ヒノアラシ) as your starter pokemon?
Personally, I'd go with Nidoran, because it's final form is extremely strong and cool-looking.

>>560
Yes, hiragana, katakana, and about 100 kanji. That's it. >_>;;

>>562
I think you mean ヒトカゲ? Anyway, I deciced on Mankey (マンキー)
because I will probably not use any of the final forms of these
pokemon anyway. Thanks though!

>>564

Yeah, that's the one I meant. I confused it with one of the pokemon from Gold/Silver.

Mankey is still a good choice. Good luck in beating up Brock.

>>563
That is good. The Eng word ‘I’means‘watasi’‘ore’‘boku’and more in Japanese. xD

Genki ga areba nandemo dekiru!!!

>>566
Yeah! there are many words for "I"!
Watashi, boku, ore, jibun, atashi,watakushi, there are so many! haha xD

I use "atashi". That is the feminine one right? Heehee,
I'm kind of girly, so maybe I should use boku if I want to be wierd. xD

My Japanese is not very good, but I will try translating my pokemon's pokedex entry!

みがるで　きのうえで　せいかつする。
ふとしたことで　きげんが　わるくなり
まわりに　いるものに　とびかかる。

It lives carefree in the tress.
When surprised, it gets in a bad mood
and leaps upon the things around it.

>>568

Hey, "boku" is very serious business to me. It's not the kind of first-person pronoun that should be taken lightly. I can't recommend it to amateurs (I'm not talking about you specifically).

Anyway, you're lucky that you're able to use "atashi."

>>569
Very good! but みがるに

Tarmino come on

I am smoking a cigarette.

タバコを吸うのが好きなの？

はい　おちつくんです

Everybody has gone away.

I haven't gone away. I'm just not posting naything because no one else is.

We was making love when you told me that you loved me.
I thought oI' cupid he was taking aim.
I was believer when you told me that you loved me.
And then you called me someone else's name.

>>578
Where did you get that from?

>>579
What do you ask for?

>>579
I wanted to know if you made it or if you got it from somewhere.

That was to >>580.

>>581
I see. It's song.

I so happy because today I've found my friends.
They're in my head.

>>583
Oh. It has some grammatical mistakes in it, doesn't it?

>>585
Where?

"We was"→"We were"
"oI' cupid he was"→"ol' Cupid was"
"I was believer"→"I was a believer"

Oh, "oI' cupid he was"→"ol' Cupid was"
I typed this by mistake

Surely he sing "We was""I was believer".
It's a nuance,I think.

so sleepy, but I have to get up... zzz...

>>589
"he sing" is also bad grammar. Anyway, there are no nuances to those usages. They're just bad grammar.

This is my first time to write this thread. And...I'm a neet. buhahahaha XD
Is anyone like me?

He didn't say anytheng.

I wish i were a celebrity

Yeah, I'm also NEET. We're the next stage of human evolution.

>>591

That's not strictly true, though you have a point. Depending on context and exactly how they're used, certain pieces of bad grammar are acceptable. You also have to allow a bit of leeway when it comes to things like songs.

"Ol' Cupid, he was taking aim," isn't unacceptable.

>>595
You are right that "Ol' Cupid, he was taking aim," is not unacceptable.
However, "I thought oI' Cupid he was taking aim." is unacceptable.

Ray saw a Magreaux by the KFC.