英語だけでお話しましょう！！

私は最近英語に興味を持ち始めました。
英語はじめたばかりです。
少しでも英語で話せたらと思いこのスレッドを立てさせてもらいました。
下手な英語ですが、お時間あるかたお付き合いおねがいします。

My name is hiroko.

My hobby is listen to music.

21yars old.

Are there any questions?

Fuck off.

You stink.

what kind of moron.

>one, you are totally a pile of shit.

How dare you do such things.
You have sure got guts.

No Way!

not funny,fuck no

>>1
Hi. I'm Katou. 24years old. I am a junior highschool student.
I studied English hard to speak English fluently.
Where are you living ?

1 わたしはひろこ。趣味は聞くこと音楽をです
　21すい。
　なにか質問があるか？
2 死ねよ
3 バカか
4 どーゆーマヌケなんだよ
5 >1　クソだな
6 よぉやるわ。根性だけはほめたる
7 冗談じゃねえよ
8 ｼﾏﾝﾈ｡ 市ねや

>>10
乙

I'm moron ;;

I'm totally a pile of shit. ;;


hellow! kato. nice to me you.
I live in tokyo.
Where do you live?

It speaks with remark cruelty.

You are so easygoing.
Do you know why I speak ill of you?

>9

You're 24, and you're a junior high school student? Are you sure?

Thank you.

I speak ill of you? ← I don't understand sorry...

>>14
Sorry, I don't know how to spell "DAIGAKU."
So, I wrote high school sutudent.

Hello everyone. My name is Akihiko. Nice meet you. What can I do? Anyway, please be friendly.

>>9
>I studied English hard to speak English fluently.

おめえ上達してねえのに、もうやってねえのかよ？

>Where are you living ?

なんだこりゃ？

The son of bitch!

　　　 　,, -‐''"￣￣｀ﾞ ヽ、
　　　／　　　　　　　　　　＼
　　/　　　　　　　　　　　　　i
　ノ　　　　　　　　　＿＿＿ﾉ
（＿＿＿_,,--‐‐'''"⌒:::::l.川
　 . |（●）,　　　､（●）､.:|川　　　　　
　　|　　 ,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,,　.::::|ﾘﾘ 　　　　　　　
. 　 | 　　ｍj |＝‐ｧ'　 .::::|(((　　　　　　
　彡＼,〈＿_ﾉﾆﾆ´　.:

いくら間違ってる文書いても誰かに添削してもらわんと無意味。
リーディングしないと英語力は伸びませんよ

what's wrong with "Where are you living?"

>>20
Write in English, please.

Do you like L,L,cool J?

>>16

A college student?

>>21

Whoever it is is just being mean.
But if you want a technical explanation, you should use the simple present "Where do you live?" because the present continuous usually implies you're living somewhere temporarily.
Most people don't notice that though, so it's fine.

はじめまして横浜のレベル3です。
2002年8月に本校に転学して２回目の土日。そろそろ、歓迎ムードは薄れたかな、と思ったけど、そうでもなかった。
2003年３月30日　(非CATの筆記)
意を決して、レベルアップテストを受けてきました。

いったいあのスクールのどこでテストが受けれるんだろう？　と思っていたら、なんと講師控え室の横に秘密のブースが・・・！　別に秘密じゃないって。しかし奥が深いぞ、横浜本校。
私の5年前カキコっす。今は、レベル4以下をいじめていますが。
5年かかってレヘル3になりましたが昔は
>>OVA行ってるっす。英会話っす。(今はドイツ語も)
2001年４月から勢いで始めたんだけど、うーん。
話す方はだいぶできるような気がしてきたけど、今だに聞き取れず。
レベルは「あいさつができる程度」の７Ｂなのだが(^^;)
仲間が変わったような気がする。みんな７Ａに上がっちゃったのかなあ・・・。
来週の平日の予約が取れなかった。。。みんな、７Ａなのかなあ。。。>>
2001年8月

age

Transfer to Yokohama!

よかったですねー。合格の知らせって嬉しいですよね（＾＾）
次はeriponさんの番ですよ。頑張りましょう！
来たのはなんと木曜日のおばさま！　
おいおいおい、おまえ、チャレンジかよー。
どうせ滅多に来てないんだから、
上達なんてしているわけないし。
案の定でした。全然相変わらず。 こっちの会話には全然ついて来れないみたいだし、
文法はめちゃくちゃだし。知ってる単語は少ないし。
すいません、その単語、私は7Cの時に覚えましたが？　って感じ。 （たまたまそういう職業の人が7C仲間にいたからですけど）　でも、
ちょっと嬉しかったのは講師が全然フォローをしなかったこと。
前だったら講師の方から彼女が理解しているかどうか確認していた
けど、今日は彼女から質問がないと突っ走っていました。
彼女からすごく寂しそうな雰囲気が感じられたけど、 敢えて無視させて頂きました。

hello, I am a pen.
I love me.

I need money.

>>18
>The son of bitch!

a bitch

>>29
Hey you
you have unique style of English writing - I love it. May I kiss you ass?

・・少々壊れてます（＾＾；）　だってー、疲れたんだもーん。


keiko_nagai at 22:41

A favorite singer is cold play.

>>34

分棒が違うと表います

My favourite band is Coldplay.

This thread title is Japanese, you don't mind it, do you?

i don't mind

It knew the spelling of the thread for the first time.

wha??

Go home!

I'm alive but am living? If I'm in fear of who IIong to be Of myself

what the fuck? i don't understand a bit

I lived in Tokyo.

How about you?

I live in Pyongyang.

Hey! my bf is weird or evil...He is a computer geek..

He said something like this recently...(we broke up recently).

--My main computer is having a problem again. Because microsoft
got me for using a hacked windows...it automatically updated and...
it killed the system...Game over...

Means...

my main computer = me
microsfot = coincidentally, by chance
hacked windows = other girl
automatically updated = go nuts

so it means...

My girl friend hs having a problem again. Because I met a girl by
chance, so she (my girl friend) is gone nuts and finally she became
crazy. So our love is over.

fuck

>>what fu*k? you mean fu*k you?

who r u?

>>49
r u talking to me? if so....I said my name on each post...how about you?
do you have a name?

>>50
I don't have a name. Most people don't have names here.

>>51

OK, got it. But...ummm...how do you know who is who? I mean...
are you the same person with >>49? then don't you name yourself #49?
for today?

No I won't.
That's my choice, not yours.

And I'm really angry to know Maki was gloomy and boring.
I used to think she's cute and cheerful, but I think
I was tricked.

>>52
Nobody knows who is who. That's the point.
Nobody else knows if I am the same person with 49
If you wanna chat, why don't you come to the following thread?
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1143142225/

>>53

ahh...k...if you don't want to. I am just a new here so I felt a bit
weird not knowing your name and continue our convo. So...Maki was not
the girl as you've expected...so you are disappointed? What do you mean by
she tricked?

>>45
I've been there before, Pyongyang. Very nice city.

Can I join you?

No you can't be admitted here. Go back where you belong.

That is too bad. But can you at least tell me the reason?

>>1
Sooner or later,your poor English will make you feel that how reckless I was
to build up this thread.

>>Why ppl here are so mean and TSUYOKI...or is that some kind of
a joke? ^^;;

This thread is open to the very limited number of noble people.
Are you noble?

Sure. I am from the imperial family.

In next thread , don't use japanese............... thread title, handle name ,
It is day of the week , tokobi and namae that is only displayed.

Don't you know What 2ch is like ?

>>65...I didn't know until now. But I think I know a little by now..
I still don't understand why ppl here have to behave very negative though..

>>66
You have seen only an aspect of 2ch.
There're a lot of good people and nice posts too.

Positive thinking!

I am a boy,

>>67
Really? I am so happy to hear that... I gotta see more threads then...
but whatever I've seen so far were crappy talks...

Rakuten Eagles is stronger than its last year.

>>70
Be postive and your life will be beautiful!

It is natural.

>>Minako
Thanks! OK at least you are a nice person! and one of the rare one here
:P

>>74
you seem like a real native speaker.
you know, there are lots of fakes here.

>>75
i don't think bernardo is a native speaker.
for instance, "one of the rare one" is incorrect.

who cares?

who cares what?

>>76
Nope...I'm not a native speaker. I make a lot of errors..yeah..
but native speakers also make a lot of errors...(and that even proves
he/she is a native..lol)so don't be too picky! That's not cute..

>>79
well,I have something to tell you.
most of us are Japanese English learners.and each English ability is different.
if you have a good time here, you need a little patience.
because we , except a few, can't write back to you right away as you do.
It's so difficult for me to make a English sentence .

>>80
No problem at all. I'm enjoying talking with you guys...just that...
I found some of the posts here are so offensive...so when you want to say
something critical, it's ok ...but I wish ppl add the words like..
"no offense, but..." ^^ thanks

I have a good time talking with you. I am heading to bed..goood niiiitte people

*had

>>82
good night, bernardo!

>>81
It's hard to explain what's going on here.
but you don't have to take it serious.
2ch is like a "melting pot".

Hopelessly bloody talks are going on,
really disgusting, even regurgitative...
2ch is not so much melting pot as MELTED pot,
that either prima facie or in fact fuses in a whole bunch of
shitty flung-off words like chrisom baby's excrement in his diaper.

>>86
you fuck you suck

>>87
Hi, excrement; I FUCK and so what?
Moreover, though I understand you're more or less offended,
please let me now utter my cordial confession: ROT IN THIS HELLUVA THREAD.

>>88
That's very kind of you to say so.

No problem and no reluctance to advise you to be somewhat more productive in discourse.

oi u talk wit me plz..
m so borin..

金を出して英会話スクールに通うヤツは馬鹿丸出し。
SKYPEやパーティーや英語喫茶を利用すれば無料で英語を学ぶことができる。

wat is eigokissa?

>>93
it is a place to find someone to have one night stand with.

do u no wat day is 2day? FATHERZ DAY!!!
did u tank 2 yr dad?
hey i reali felt dat how warm ma family is man..

aniway, u shud do sumthn 4 yr dad^^

is ir tru? 4 inyt stand?

>>95
my dad haz bin dead 4 5 years.
i went 2 hiz grave and put a pak of cigarette and some flowers

>>97u r da man!!!
m moved man.. dnt no y m almost cry man..
u r gud sun! or daughter!

son

The guy who pays and goes to the English conversation school is
foolish exposed. If SKYPE, a party, and an English having tea are
used, English can be studied free of charge.

That's the way of thinking which the poor often conceives.
As I stink with money, it's virtue for me waste a lot of money.
the lower class like you never understand the world where I live.

Yeah. English conversation school is too expensive.

did you ever went to any English conversation schools ?
where did you learn your English mainly ?

I don't go to any school. I watch American dramas, read articles, books
come to internet and write English. That's how I learn.

Some people need more structure in their learning than others.

>>1
fuck you

Japan team goes to hell.

What are you doing in the weekend?

Hi, my name is Rei. I'm a student of High School in the U.S. So, if there is any kind of questions of U.S, Please ask questions to me! Thank You.

>>109
Transition of energy resource is widely discussed in the US recently, and is one of the major issues the US has right now.
What do you think about the US policy on energy issues?

hi guys,my names norton and I am from hong kong, I really hope to learn 日本語, anyone here can teach me?

断る

I'm sorry higesorry
we can't help you.

Yeah! let's learn together!

断る

what do the word mean "断る"?

教えない

no way

>>28
コピペ貼る基地外乙。

>>109
In Japan there is only one president in each company. But in U.S., you call
it CEO? Also there are more than one?

>>116
means "no thank you" or "NO". But don't worry. That's their joke.
or how they like to communicate with you. ^^;;

only chinese and korean are welcome here.

>>122
How can you be so racist?

i hate caucasians

>>125
Why? have you had some bad experience with them before?

Why are you asking yourself, bernardo?

>>121 thank you bernardo. i understood the word "断る".

>>126
just a simple mistake...I meant>>124

>>127
welcome~~

>>1
Hi,hiroko
How are you getting along in your English ?
so far,so good ? you seldom show up lately.
Let's have a little chat with us once in a while ?
That's why you builded up this thread,isn't it ?
Don't hesitate to come and join us in order to improve your English.

I wonder why 21 years old Hiroko just has started English recently.
What was her doing in high school and junior hign school?
Anyway, Hiroko, you should post more.

>>130
Some ppl are fully occupied with some other things during in a certain
period of time...and all of a suddent, they realize the neccessity of doing
something i.e. foreign languages, to get a bf, to work out, to have a social life..
I am one of those extreme ppl....haha...Those ppl are probably not as clever as you
but very interesting and lovable ppl...Don't blame them.
Yeah, I wish she comes back soon. XD

XDって何だよ。

>>132

顔（＞＿＜）こんなかんじの。横向き。

eks di... funny

>>133
good translation!

Extra Dick かと思った

Hi! How are you today?

【数学】フェルマーの最終定理に反例が･･･ワイルズ会見
http://news18.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news7/1149592020/

Is everything alright? It's so quiet here.....

shall I write something on this soccer site? or not....what should I do
with this new forum...

I am a Chinese and I will never forget what Japs(倭奴) to their father Chinese (大唐后裔).
If any jap or anybody wants to contact me, here is my MSN: [email protected]

Japs r shortlegsmalleyed pigs who crave some more Abombs dropped on their bitchasses.
Japs shouldnt fuck history, but instead take some 天蝗's shit from 靖狗神廁 and shove it up their asses.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=japanterminator

決勝トーナメントって・・・
めちゃくちゃ見にくいじゃないかー！　時間帯よ、時間帯！
始まるの遅すぎー！　

予選リーグよりよっぽどこっちの方がおもしろい（はず）なのに、全然見れません。

あまつさえ、今朝なんか延長戦やってて、いつもの朝のニュースがサッカーになってる（；；）　テレビは私の時計代わりなのよーーー。そーゆーことはやめてちょうだい！


・・・っていつの間にかサッカーにはまってる？　私ってば？

amatsusae?

...you use rare words...lol

only English here, right?

still in rainy season...

英語だけでお話しましょう！！
英語だけでお話しましょう！！
英語だけでお話しましょう！！
英語だけでお話しましょう！！
英語だけでお話しましょう！！
英語だけでお話しましょう！！

Is somebody there??

アイムノットニート
アイドンノーファットゥードゥートゥデイ
アイドンヲントゥーダイ

>>144
I agree.
Here in message bord, we cannot talk, but we can write.

this is a message borad? OK then those who see this message, tell me
what to do...*waits*

I will go back soon.

I am home...cleaning room, preparing lunch and then I wil come back
and study whole afternoon without watching my idol's picture.

>>110
Well, I don't care about anything like that. Can you guys ask me something better then that? Like my Life in the U.S!

Please?

>Rei
Remember, people don't care about your life in the states.
Unless you post your pics in naked or something, ha ha!!

>Rei
Why don't you write something you always feel about the difference
between Japan and U.S. etc? Then ppl would post some challenges..

Rei, are you gay or straight?

>>151
Do you have a sister ?
and if she is a cute blonde,please introduce her to me.

>>Rei
r u Japanese Amrican? or you are staying there for your father's business?

no interesante

【国内】マンガ嫌韓流：ブーム逆手に６７万部　セミナー開催 ⇒ 中央日報も報道 ★６ [07/01]

http://news18.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4plus/1151742478/l50

マンガ嫌韓流を英語に翻訳してみましょう。

Do you like what kind of music?

I love Red hot chili peppers!

Yeah! So do I!

I ate bunch of chili last night and it's killing my ass now.

Chili rocks

>>161
Is this res Joke?

I wish that it is Joke.

突然，◎液が沸騰して，混ぜている手のところまで◎液が盛り上がったのです！
幸い，液量に比べ◎器が大きかったので，こぼれることはありませんでしたが，
沸騰した液が◎◎直撃でした。。。ということで，見事に火傷するほど◎◎◎いい。
冷やし続けて痛みが引くまでに夜中までかかったので，結構◎◎かったみたいです。
ただ，処置は早かったので，ま，完治は早そうですが・・・。
ただ，この出来事。◎◎◎の火傷ほどで済んだのはラッキーなこと。
◎液がもっと噴き出して，顔にでもかかったら◎◎なことでした。
まして，目に入ったら（メガネはかけているけど）おおごとでした。。。
神様，ありがとう。 本物の◎液。
keiko_nagai at 22:12｜この記事のURL │Comments(0)

I am looking for biglove or hope.

Is this an internet of ASSHOLES

Hey Mr Postman I wanna hold your hand Please please me
And I love her Tell me why You neve give me money

Sir, which would you like to have for dinner, chiken or fish?
I am chicken.

ヴォケども、　おまいらのスレだ。

http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1151117057/l50

I've been somewehere to enjoy fishing and swimming in summer these years

えっ？囲碁？

えー、以降

えー、行ご！

I want to get a job as an engineer.

I want to get a job as an engineer, too.

どうせなら英語で俳句とか、eで始まる単語だけで会話とか、Ruleがないとなあ…

English ended.

i went to school today for a contract for a fall class at aveda institute,
but
i was totally screwed up! 1st, i cheked in at front to tell operator
that i was there for a appt. the stupid operator forgot to do this
and i was stood up for a 30mins. i went back to front and the operator
that i talked left work already. i raised my voice to other operator and the
head of admission person asked me to applogize to her and i refused it. she
said my contract is onhold untill
i write a commitment papar that this behavior will not happen again!!!!

i just came back from school very very mad.

That's life . you need more perseverance.
Our society consists of absurdity and irrationality.

what kind of "piss off"　do you not understand?

piss off

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.