Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 25

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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 24
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Good job me!

koji has been here for a while and found that he is more kind than
gentle. So he decided on kindness as his nickname.

>>1
good job!

koji has of two minds whether he should love the Chinese girl i mentioned
in the previous thread or fly to Yukorin. koji is kind to anyone, but
he sometimes becomes so indecisive that those girls who love koji get irritated.
koji knew he should be kind to those girls so he can't be harsh on any of them.
he is too kind..

>>4
Long time no see.

a Chinese girl or Yukorin
tell us, which one you love more...?

koji is here to let you all know why koji is so kind to anyone.
koji is supposed to save the English board from the evil whose name
is Link if i remember correctly. But he changed his mind and talked with
him and saw through what he is like. Even the evil is very nice.
Then why isn't koji more kind?

Fuck off koji.

who's the evil?
ohohoh....I think that I've missed a great show!

>>7
In another thread, a poster asked me if koji is for female emperor, to which he answered
"yes, indeed, as long as it's Yukorin, though."
So as an emperor i can't support the chinese girl...

hey, could I ask a question that who's koji?

>>1
Good job.

I needed to go to the book store to buy a textbook.
but, there was a pretty humid weather and rained.
I went to the book store by bike. I was soaked.

ah...English is very difficult.

koji said Link if he is not mistaken.

I am hungry. I am getting worse and worse. I don't know if I will make it untill tomorrow. I don't want to die.

>>15
you can cook some delicious food...

Please, don't shout at each other and get other's feelings hurt.
Koji feel very sad to see it happen. he loves enjoyable conversation.

>>15
( ・ω・)つ●
You must eat this black food! you get a energy!



(´・ω・｀)this food is the UNKO.

>>17
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU BLOODY FOOL!!
KOJI IS ME! YOU ARE MADDNESS ITSELF!!!!!!

>>19
Hi, glad to see you.
koji is always wellcome here. he is very calm even anytime he was shouted at
because he is extremely gentle and good-natured.

I can't access to any site except 2channel! how strange so I must to stay with you
guys!

>>21
really? even sexy girls' websites that you can't access?

>>22
Really. Only 2channel. all other sites dont work

koji is kind enough to stay with you guys.
he doesn't stand you up, is always there for you, and says anything
to cheer you up. he's nice.

but what koji can do for himself?

koji is a professional NEET.

>>23
do you use your own PC ?

There're lots of koji coming along. So don't worry.
they can do anything for you. all kojis are kind.

>>27
yeah, it's PC of mine. I dont know why is that... maybe some bugs

there're so many Mr. or Mrs. koji.
let's talk about your school life

Yukorin loves koji because he's gentle, kind, and nice to anybody.
He guesses Yukorin herself is very wonderful, too.

>>29
your PC...oh my god...........
maybe that's page-kidnapped
I ask my friends how to solve it :> wait

But koji feels awkward when he says he has a Chinese girlfriend.
Most of you here have already known she's very nice to me, too.
So koji doesn't want to do anything to betray her, but Yukorin will...

koji is NEET. koji why dont you go and find yourself a job?

I dont think that many chinese girls are very attravtive. I like koreans girls
most beautiful girls

>>29
you can use " SYSTEM RESTORE" in MicroSoft.
START/CONTROL/EFFIENCY AND MAINTAIN/SYSTEM/SYSTEM RESTORE

>>36
I believe that something wrong with my internet service. I happened once, for
about day... so I will wait

So he askes you if you can become another koji.
A koji can love only one girl. That's because koji is so kind that
he can't go out with some females.

koji is lonely NEET with no friends.
chill out dude, we understand you

>>koji
I know many Chinese girls are nice to foreigners because they
want to leave China by marriage.

Death sleep you of all members

>>37
Once you have happened this before?
OK....I think you can solve it by time...I'm relax

>>37
koji says it's better to shut your PC down once before switching it on.
Something will change if you are a good person like him.
Koji will say a prayer for you. have a nice internet life.

koreans girls are too beautiful for an average 2channel user

>>41
are you Chinese? OH SORRY, I make you know the truth.

china sucks!

but I respect chinese guys who work hard enough to be able to leave china!

koji knows that several months ago there was a very good-natured,
kind, gentle guy called Mr Shit, who always wrote back to anyone.
koji should look up to him.

I don't like China,too

>>47
yeah...they Chinese work hard enough to 不法滯在, then
rob or steal us.

koji has to leave and study. Sorry, guys.

koji is not a chinese boy. he is definitely from Japan.
but koji's girlfriend comes from china. he has no idea why Japanese
are not so kind to chinese? Chinese girls wouldn't bite a helping hand.
They loves koji. But he thinks Yukorin is cute.

>>50
not all people are like that. I only respect legal workers. who did good job

what the world's worst countrys today? I think it's china, russia, and the whole africa.

koji bothers to say it's Japan. Japanese people are very mean.
So they think koji is very kind. But if you go to China, then you'll notice
people living there are nicer and more kind than koji is.

>>55
what are you talking about! in china people are liv in poverty

Do you know, koji, that Yukorin's fart smells like vanilla?

>>55
haha...it's totally bullshit!
I can find ten million examples to reject you said
"Chinese are nicer and more kind than Japanese"

yukorin will never go to china

in china you can die from being poor and nobody will ever care about you!

>>55
it's China environment.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/safe_food_of_asia/
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20050914-00000002-san-soci

>>61
we know about it! china is poor country

>>57
What? koji never knew her fart smells like that. It's very appealing.
That's what he want to say.

>>58
Then he correct it as Most chinese are nicer and more kind than Japanese".
Well, he thinks it's OK!

Yes. China is worst country in the world

It seems that koji suddenly got popular in the thread here because
he thinks he was kind to any poster who talked to him. They know
koji is very lovely.

>>63
X "Most chinese are nicer and more kind than Japanese"
O "no Chinese are nicer and more kind than Japanese"
Chinese are the worst human beings in the world.

I love chinese girls
they are lovely

fuck China!
what? chinese girls are lovely?
OK, FUCK China girls.
China girls are hookers, nice player.

you are racist guys! chinese are not bad! but china is bad

Yukorin is surely a lovely angel. But his chinese girlfriend is a
good match for her. So he can't decide on which he should go out with.
He believes no other girl than Yukorin can fart so aromaticly.

hey, talk with friends by MSN or telephone?
I use MSN...it's convenient.

i doubt that average person in this thread have any friends

China is bad because China is formed of Chinese

but taiwan is formed of chinese too and taiwan is good country!
dont be racist

if you're not my friend, why I talk to you?
(chinaman not included)

taiwan is not formed of chinese.
they taiwanese have aborigines, different from china

but they speak chinese language

anyway do you remember chinese guy comes to this thread yesterday? He was from
shanghai and he was nice guy

chinese and taiwanese are different races.
you can look up human race books
taiwanese have a "chinese name" because 清国 force everyone lived
in taiwan must has a chinese name

>>77
you're American if you speak English?
they speak chinese because rules of 国民党
they spoke Japanese and Taiwanese before 国民党's coming

>>79
no. chinese are asian. taiwanese are asian too.
western people cant even tell the difference.

koji thinks his girlfriend looks exotic and beautiful, but
he also thinks that Yukorin is cute. koji is too young to get married
but koji swears he will marry either of them. So please, people, advise
him what he should do.

western people don't know the difference.
as for me, I don't know the difference between
the Anglo-Saxon and Jewess

●●●● EAT POOP

let's talk about korean girls! what do you like about them? they all have
very pretty face and eyes

　 　 人
　　（＿_）
＼（＿＿）／ poooooooooooop
　（ ・∀・ ）

mr shit dont want to talk with us...

koji also thinks korian girls are as nice as chinese are. But he only knows about
the famous korean actress, whatever her name is, so koji has no idea whether he can run into a
pretty girl when koji takes a walk on the street.

korean girls are not nice, they are the best!

I think you should forget about Yukorin and move forward

he thinks he need not forget about Yukorin, who always smile back to him
when he opens his magagine books.

I dont buy such magazines.

24 out of 92 postings are written by koji, who loves Yukorin very much.
But he is going with a chinese girl. What is he supposed to do?

you should go out with both

well you dont have any yukorin, it's just your silly imagination.
Also, I doubt that you have chinese girl. you're lonely NEET who dont have anything
to do on saturday evening, besides sitting in the fron of your PC writing on 2channel.

koji is very nice. So he thinks he should rule this thread from now on.
What's your opinion?

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>>96
you can rule this thread, for sure (no irony, I am serious)

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↑ this is how I feel

I was sad today, so I bought myself new ipod nano. now I feel better

fucking nips

FUCKING HALLO!
CAN YOU HEAR ME?

>>100
wow, ipod nano has amazing power.

>>103
I like to bought myself new stuff. I am consumer whore
and like it

Hello, everyone. I am an American living in Japan. But I don't play baseball and I'm not in the military;
I teach English. I notice there is a thread about NOVA on this board.
I wonder what this thread is about. I can't read much Japanese yet...
I think that Japanese people who are thinking about using NOVA
should know that NOVA really, really sucks.
Kill the NOVA beast! Go with another company!

I want to buy an iPod nano too.

nova usagi is very very cute

I like 清水佐紀

>>105
Why do you discourage us from going to NOVA ?
I am Japanese and know that the thread about NOVA is full of malicious gossip like any other threads in 2ch.
But I just want to know your opinion about NOVA from an American point of view compared to other companies.

dont listen to him buddy, he is on crack

about me:
just fabulous

I am hikikomori. can you help me? no?

is ms. exclamation point around?

>>105
then why don't you quit?

He never actually said he works at NOVA. He just thinks it
sucks.

So where do you work America-boy?

>>112
who is he

>>115
its a "she." she got 1000 in the last Chat thread. She's an
American I think.

gaijin's are stealing our womens

>>117
When the women go to them I don't think its stealing.

i think white people need to date white girls
same for blacks
and for asians

>>119
I disagree. People should date whoever they want regardless
of race

>>119
Don't blame foreigners because you can't get a girlfriend

I dont know why, but every time I see a foreigner with japanese girlfriend,
I notice how the girl is ugly, and foreigner seems to be fine with that!
Why?

>>122
Foreigners judge what is good looking and what is ugly differently
I think. So when they see a Japanese girl who is not so good
looking they may think she is cute where a Japanese man would not.

And foreigners value personality more it seems

Dude I bet if you take a Japanese guy to LA he'd end up with
a chick that isn't the best looking either. It comes down to
what you are used to.

I think it works in the both ways

Good evening fellow citizens.

What happened to the American NOVA hater?
He's not going to explain his position?

hello mr shit

>>108: This isn't really from an American point of view. but from a point of view of a native English-speaking teacher.
Before I signed up to work for a company in Japan, I researched online what companies are good to work for.
On the list of big schools, NOVA always came out on the bottom. They often hire teachers over the phone, without a
face-to-face interview. I was hired for my company after a long interview session in which I had to teach a demo lesson
and pass a very difficult test of English structure and grammar. Also, I have heard from those that have worked for them
that NOVA teachers only get a couple days of training. I got over two weeks of training. NOVA also has a history
of trying to squeeze every last yen out of their teachers, such as overcharging for housing costs (which are often
deducted from an employee's paycheck) and demanding teachers work unpaid overtime. If you have a teacher who is
not happy with their job, you're not going to have a teacher that is good at teaching. It's also worth noting that a new
teacher at NOVA will stay for 8 months on average, even though their contract is for 12 months. Here are some
message boards that are populated by English teachers; read through them and you'll find other NOVA horror stories.
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/job/viewforum.php?f=11
http://www.letsjapan.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=1

>>113: As I mentioned above, I don't work for NOVA. I won't mention what company I do work for though, because
I don't want to look like I'm advertising, but it's another of the big chain schools that *isn't* NOVA.

My hate is religion♪
I'm desperate in the cold♪

>>129
He totally works for Aeon

>>118: Don't look at me. I haven't touched any J-girls. One of the guys I was in training with
nailed one after only ten days in Japan, though. But he was a bit of a frat boy, though, always
getting drunk and making rude jokes... like he never graduated university. And he was Canadian,
so it's not always the Americans that are assholes. :)

>>130
you're lonely NEET with no life. it's not a insult, but just a little bit of reality.
people are having fun, living their live, while you sitting in your room
posting cry messages. better have a positive look at world, because there is a live
you missing

>>132
I agree. I think that many foreign men that are in Japan are
not the assholes that many Japanes (especially Japanese men)
complain about. Of course there are the bad English teachers
who try to sex every girl they meet, but I think these people
are the minority

I am moved to tears.

>>132
hey, dont take that message seriously, thats probablt another stupid bored idiot
who posted that

>>135
I put no irony or sarcasm in that message
just some advice.

>>132
I'm with you. I've been here for two years now and I'm definately
no Charisma-man, left over frat boy. I guess its just easy
to lump us all together though

test

test

Who are you?

Birthplace: Shibuya, Tokyo

its "test"

I like tests. But I don't like to be tested.

because you're always lose

Ha ha ha!

I am disapointed that Kotoshuu did not win today and take the
Emperor's Cup. Now Asashoryu may have the chance to win again.
It is so boring for Asashoryu to win all the time. I wish his
defeat

I will die at 60

>>146
that's what I call "laugh with tears"

How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today?

great parents should say that to their childrens:
"As long as you don't become a bum, do what you want"

Don't worry. Tomorrow is another day.

Tits!

>>152
another wasted day (for you)
look, dont waste your whole live by your stupidity

>>154
Thank you!

you dont have any friends, right?

why mr urban predator always come to this thread ans says nothing?

┌────────────────────────────────────┐
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│ Which best describes the meaning of canyon? │
│ Canyon is │
│ │
│ A. a high point on the earth's surface. │
│ B. a valley with very steep sides. │
│ C. a dry and grassy farmland. │
│ D. a high, flat land surrounded by steep rockfaces. │
│ │
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└────────────────────────────────────┘

I masturbated twice in the bathroom today.
I used a shower. Hot water hit the back of the top of my penis
very strongly for a few minutes, and at last semen came out.
I don't usually masturbate in this way. I usually use my right hand.

the answer is D.!

nobody is here

The answer is B. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canyon

>>129
I appreciate your informative post. It helped me know the truth of NOVA.

dont go away, because midnight chat just started!!!!

my cat is now licking himself because he need to be clean

>>165
Make him lick your dick and report us how it felt.

>>129
I used to work at NOVA, and everything you said is totally, completely
true. NOVA doesn't value its teachers OR its students.

>>166
its perverted! I wont do it! no way! and cat's tongue are harsh

I'll study English grammar and use it that I learn from this night. I can play with you. good boy

damn! my brother have a lot of friends he dont come home until the evening, probably
have4 a girlfriend, while I am sitting at home in the front of PC all day long!
I am nerd! what can I do ???

>>168
Maybe the idea seem perverted and sickish, but you may like it if you try it once.
Come on, just be yourself and open your fly.

>>171
Come on, just be yourself and open your fly
All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

some people actually enjoing fucking dogs
wow

I AM TOKYO GARBAGE GIRL

the people who are stay that late at their pc's are nerds.
I am nerd

some people actually enjoing eating dogs
wow

some people actually enjoing eating cows
wow

Being nerd is not necessarily bad. Actually many editors of cool design mags
are somewhat nerds! of course they do not look stupid or fat, but they are
nerds at their heart!

Good eveninng.
I want to send a Birthday letter to a forener,but I don't understand English.
Please give me a sample.

>>179
http://www.businessknowhow.com/officesupport/specialty/birthday.htm
SAMPLE of birthday letter

Sorry,I can't see it.How should I do?

>>181You must die

<Date>
Dear <First Name>,
Birthday Greetings! What a happy occasion! You are going to be <age> years old
on <birthdate>! My you are getting so big!
<Sender> wanted me to send you this letter to remind you what a SPECIAL day your
birthday is. Since the day you were born <age> years ago, you have made everyone
in your life very happy!
I hear you will be having a party <place of party>! Do you think <friend's names>
will be there? I sure hope so! Birthdays are much more fun when you can share
the excitement with your friends. They probably will have tons of fun too!
Do you have a special outfit in <color of favorite outfit> that you will be
wearing? You look so beautiful in <color of favorite outfit>!
Maybe you can have a private party with <names of stuffed animals>, too.
Wouldn't that be fun? You can put party hats on them and place them at the table
and give them cake and milk. I am sure they will be very well behaved for you.
I hope you get everything you want on your birthday, especially the
<birthday gift> you have been waiting for. <Sender> wanted me to remind you to
<reminder>. I know you can do that if you try!
Birthdays come only once a year, so make sure to enjoy it and have lots of fun!
Happy Birthday, <First Name>!
Love,
Birthday Bear
P.S. Don't eat too much cake and ice cream!

>>181 You should kill yourself.

>>183Thank you for your very kind commentry

>>179
foreigners like Americans or Europeans, they don't like copy others' ideas
English degree is not very well, it's not a big deal.
do your best. good luck!

maybe it's just formal letter. not for someone close...

I think editor in design or lifestyle or fashion magazine is the best job
you can ever imagine

Thanks.It'ｓ just a sample.So,I don't copy.
Ofcourse,I write the best for myself.
I don't write a letter and speak English very well,but I・・・I like English very much.

do you find english pronounce hard?

dont worry about it, dude
cuz there are noone to talk in english at such time

I'm talking in english.

ironically, im from germanny.

Also ironically, I'm on 2ch.

ALSO-

I do not speak a lick of japanese.

ALSO-

it's late night/early morning so nobody is here

>>193
at least one here, dude.

i got a hunch there's REALLY nobody here.

so i gotta go hang out with ... myself orz

I am too. but this thread is truly random, even if there are some people
nobody post, but suddenly someone posts something and then everybody starts to post
a lot.
wonder why

打ち明けられない誰も 信じられない誰も彼も
ほら全て見えない 差し込んだ光が消えて今にも枯れる
打ち明けられない事は 私の弱さ私の過去
得るモノもあるけれど きっと手に握る優しさが消えてゆくと
ありふれた答えは 生きる事白死に戻して生まれ変わる

心が閉ざして今にも壊れてゆく
涙を殺して笑う日々よ
心が示した信じる意味の無さを
私を殺した偽善人よ

心が閉ざして今にも崩れ落ちる
涙を殺して叫ぶ日々よ
心が残した信じる意味の強さを
私を殺した私心

>>167
Probably most eikaiwa companies do not really care for their students
or their teachers. they are just trying to make money. Why else
would a company hire a teacher and give them only two weeks of training
instead of trying to find people with a degree in teaching English as
a second language?

the weather today is very nice
why don't you go out, instead of playing bbs?

why don't you?

I go to play futsal in an hour

>>197
yes like when somone mentioned zakus in last english it sprawled a hole 500-600post discussion about otakus,russia and hwo knows what

because I have to make a report...
now I'm studying the data.

if I don't have to make a report
I think I would go shopping now.

let's talk about travel, all right
which country have you ever travelled?

>>205
That has nothing to do with weather. You would leave your home
just to go back inside somewhere

I have been to England, Scotland, Wales, Sweden, Norway, Denmark,
Germany, France, Italy, Spain, USA, Canada, Austria

but...maybe there are still some shopping malls or theaters opened..

>>208
wow....no country in asia...(good!)
I have been to USA,thailand,taiwan,india

Does anybody here live in New Orleans?

>>210
yes no countries in Asia yet. I will go to China in Nov.

>>210
Where is the US did you go?

Hello from NYC everyone. It's past midnight here. I wish I was doing something cool, but
I'm on the computer.

koji says he is a big fan of Yukorin as well as his chinese girlfriend.

kiyou de 26sai doutei ni nalimasita.

koji knows there're many Aya Sugimoto's fans dawdling and chatting
here. he sometimes feels it's because of her sexiality that younger
generation is enchanted with her. koji is so nice and calm that he
never wanted to argue with those fans. But they often talks badly
about Yukorin, who is like an angel coming down to the earth.

So koji felt very offended whenever they said they hated Yukorin,
because he took it very seriously. He, though, will take with a grain of
salt what they say from now on. It's because he has become more gentle
and mature for his age. he can accept various veiwes on girls.
koji feels changed inside when he started going out with his
chinese girlfriend. She looks as cute as Yukorin to him.

That's why koji has to tell you this. He can be very pleased to talk
about Aya Sugimoto if you like. koji likes her too, though Yukorin
is more than 10 years younger than her. But who cares? Aya looks younger
than she should be. Yukorin's fans and Aya's fans can be getting along well
in this thread―at least, he hopes so.

koji looked out of the window in his room and found it windy
out there, and he opened it fully, then felt very cool, because
he only wore a T shirt. That's why he closed it.

koji is lonely. koji needs to be comforted by yukkorin.

Yes, he should be lonely. Every girl living in this planet
should caress him and get him errected. koji should hang out with
all of them.

koji is a NEET lonely middle aged man pretending to be younger.
koji is a virgin, never been kissed, either.
In real life koji is nothing but outcast of society.
Please help koji.

koji must be like a zonbie struting on the street even in the afternoon.
he said he could be a friend of Aya's fans, but what he had in mind was
those idiotic Aya's maniacs lacked common sense, he could be allowed to
look down on them. koji is very kind to anyone.

Happy birthday to me.

koji assures you that he is not Mr Shit, who is a middle-aged, gentle,
but senile idiot. koji dislikes him a lot because Mr shit pretended
he is nice and kind, but in truth when he posted anonymously, he is
very wicked. Mr shit should follow koji.

koji is kind. So he wouldn't say happy birthday to anyone.
Why? Think, think!
When you get older, it means you step forward to death.
koji can't stand it if you die, because he's kind.

koji is a loser.

koji is living inside of 2ch and has no other life.
koji is pathetic.

he always looks on him as a loser so he can look up to anybody
except Mr Shit.

koji rules the world.

koji has a hokei penis.

Only Yukorin can save koji from this devastating world.
he is a good dreamer. he likes him very much.

koji is Sirwi 41 y/o.

koji is also kim bauer.

koji look miserable but he has a cute girlfriend.
he always boast about it to anyone who is so jelous that they bark
up the wrong tree. They have to think why they are lonely.

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koji sometimes hits the nail on the head. he shouldn't have pointed
out that they don't have girlfriends, though koji is so honest and kind
that he says what comes to him. koji is a nice guy.

koji would appreciate it if you love Yukorin.

>>235
Are you sure? Koji didn't think Sirwi pretended he was koji.
What did Sirwi do it for? He wanted to be popular in another name,
which turned out to be a complete failure?
koji should be more kind even to that Mr Shit guy! He will be accepted
after he accepts him.

There are many kojis in here.

koji thinks his name comes from "under construction". So he's very
immature. Get it?

Did someone call me?

koji wonders when that Sirwi guy turns 42, which means a bad year.

Hello.
Where is the bomb?

Aren't you Mr Shit, are you?

No, I am not.
Tell me where the bomb is.
Millions of American's lives are in danger.

>>1 forgot to link the backlogs again

Someone care to do that?

koji wanted to call Sirwi an idiot, but he was thought to be kind enough
not to do it, so he decided not. koji is nice.

I love koji.

Koji seems pretty worthless. If he wants to talk to himself why
does he feel the need to type it and waste thread?

I hate koji!!!!!!!

I like English.
But I don't speak difficult word.
My Toeic score is very low.
I want speak Englis very well.
I want to study as English holds out.

>>253
what's your h-name?

>>254
What is h-name?
May it be high score?
It may be false.

>>253

I like English.
But I don't speak difficult word.
→I don't(can't) speak English very well.

My Toeic score is very low.
I want speak Englis very well.
→I want to (or wanna) speak English very well.

I want to study as English holds out.

>>256
Thank you.

I have just sexed my girlfriend

VIP FOR NEWS

I am genious

no you're NEET

Ｈｅｌｌｏ

英語雑談スレでやたらと人をニート呼ばわりして絡んでくる奴がいるがな、
そいつこそニートなんだろう。あるいは落ちこぼれフリーターだろうな。

I am REAL NEET too. it's one year since I am doing nothing
you're my friend!

I am a publicofficer

俺ぐらいのスーパーニート（5年以上）はおまえらとは次元が違う。

Here comes the boss!!!!!

Kim Bauer is a perfect loser.
I really hate him.

Let's pretend I did not see japanese text! or it will be trouble!
but you're NEET, and I am NEET. we're friends!

I am nude!
Is there any girl nude around?

I am in my T shirt and panties

Can Kim Bauer speak english?

Would you take off your pants?
Kim Bauer means the builder of golden bowl, doesn't he?

I dont know what are you talking about

Come on!
You know! The bastard.
We are talking on that. Yes, do you understand/

Kim= golden
Bauer = builder

I am going to the shower! that something not every NEET can do

Take off pants befor you take shower.

And after you take the shower, remember to put it back.

I am back from the shower!!!

Hello everyone! Thank you for having me again.

I think Kim Bauer have a future

Kim Bauer of 24? Possibly, if she learns to act.

I worry though. I do not believe she is of this Earth. I think she
is one of the seven alien assassins sent by higher powers to win over
the general population and then, with their mind control, cause our heads
to explode via flashing television images. Many questions arise, however.
Who are the other 6 assassins? What is the goal of this group?

None the less, Kim Bauer is not to be trusted. I know for a fact she
has breasts that double as flame throwers. Do not tell anyone I said
this however or the government will kill me.

no, Kim Bauer is a NEET who did not worked for 5 years!!!

Did you lick man's peniss? I have done.

>>284 Are you telling me she lives a double life as a NEET? How could I
have been so foolish?! Who knows how many she has infected by now!

We must destroy her, immediately. Can anyone teach my how to dodge
flamethrower fire over the internet in 15 minutes or less? If not, our
lives end.

Hello Mr or Ms. Sethimothy.
I'm afraid but I don't know anything about you.
Could you introduce yourself?

>>285
wow, are you homo?

>>287 Thank you.

I am a Mr.

Someone linked 'Chat in English Part 24' on Cats on Mars, a forum
in English: http://www.catsonmars.com

I found you all to be very decent. As such, I said I would return
again. As such, I have.

I write humorous essays for a local newspaper in America. My style
of humor, as you can tell, is abnormal but appreciated by a few.
If something does not translate well, please forgive me and let me know
and I will do what I can to make myself clearer.

For example, I do not believe Kim Bauer has flame thrower breasts.
They are much too small to support such. Rather, they have
infrared guiding system.

>>289
do they pay you good enough??? local newspaper

I'm intrigued.

>>289 Enough to get by. But it's good experience should I desire to
move elsewhere, and the community is alright.

hey guys! do you remember how that 36yo warehouse boy are always saying
"How can you laugh at my tragedy"? when I see it I always laugh at him
wwww

do you think girls with little boy complex exist? I will be funny if I was
raped by such girl !

>>293 How nefarious. Tell me more about this tragedy so I too can laugh
at him.

>>294 They do, but traditionally who would accuse a woman of rape?
If anything, they would accuse the little boy, as he has the penis.
In America, there have been several women teachers that have been
caught having sex with their students; in one such popular case, when
the teacher got out of prison she divorced her husband so she could marry
the child (who was, at the time of marriage, 18.)

But I must retire for the night.
I have to go to the dream-house of the Hades which is thirteen blinks away.

>>295
He is fat ugly guy(he said it), with shitty job(warehouse worker, "slave job").
36 years old, never dated a girl. he earns only 100000YEN per month!

>>296
but you posted only 2 messages.
you're NEET so you dont need to sleep at night! party till the morning

>>297 100,000 Yen? That's about $1000 US, if I am correct. Is that not
a lot in Japan? I make about $800 US a month. However, I live
comfortably enough.

Tell him to go on a paid date. If this proves difficult, tell him to
put a paper bag over his head and see if the prices drop.wwww

>>299
it's very bad salary!

>>300 Wow. The cost of living must be higher there.

Where I live, we're a bit more back country, so things are much cheaper.
Of course, I live simply - I have my own two bedroom house I share
with my fiancé. We don't drink much, and events with friends are
usually a bit more formal.

Once I finish college I'm sure I will move to another city, where
I will make much more... and spend a lot more, as well.

If the 36yo worker is happy with his life, so be it. But if he feels
his life is a tragedy, perhaps he should find another line of work.

>>301
I dont think it's fixable for him. he sound really hopeless. like 15 years boy
with can't find himself a girl. but he is 36 years old
too old

What is it about speaking English that gives you such pleasure?
You are an animal and human foe!
You don't deserve to live.

>>302 Your situation is only as hopeless as you make it.

If he wants a woman, he should smile more, look at his life,
and see what he can offer a woman.

If he cannot offer much, he should change his life.

There is a saying in English "Complaints are like assholes - everyone
has got one, but no one wants to hear yours." This compairs complaints
to one's rear end, ha, but it proves true in this case. This 36yo's
crying over his life is as useless as farting - he should change, or
accept.

>>304
mine situation?
anyway people like him are never change..

>>303
I speak english because this is actually good practice

Hello everyone, another American here. What are we talking about?

>>305 I was referring to him, but the quote is often spoken to an individual,
thus the reference to 'you.'

Number 303 does not like me. I shall now go cut my wrists with the
jagged edges of a broken pop idol CD. Cut, cut, cut. /sarcasm

I hate English too. Let's speak Russian.

What is a better browser: Firefox or Opera? And why?

>>310 Firefox has more extensions, and is a bit more stable, but both originated from the same code.

>>308
look at this:
http://chinman.hp.infoseek.co.jp/risuka.html
this is horrible!

Some people say Opera is better. How did they form this opinion?

>>309
Russian is more complicated that english, and russian is useless in general

I am use firefox, i dont need to change it, because firefox works stable

>>314
Russian is useful in Eastern Europe. I think Russian is easier, the English language is
always changing.

Let's speak Chinese. ni hao!

Opera used to be a pay-browser. Now it's free and I feel like downloading it.

>>318 No harm in giving it try. You won't know if it suits you until
you try it.

>>316
I think every language is always changing. also english is essential, because
america is the most rich country now!
and they speak english in UK, australia

it's 4AM in Japan. what kind of hiki's are over here? go to sleep!! now now!

>>321
what are YOU doing at that late???
tell us, please

>>320
I speak English and Russian. I want to learn Japanese next.

>>323
where are you from? russia?

>>322
i am foreigner can you not tell. my name is such John. so nice to meet you weak orientals!

>>324
I'm from Ukraine

>>326
wow! we can add more people from different country in our list!
we have:
taiwan
hong-kong
USA
mainland china
sweden

>>326
why are you interesed in learning japanese language? and how do you find this place?

I would like to visit Japan and learn about its people and culture.I found this place
through wikipedia.com. There is an article on 2ch there.

happiness is the most important thing

we are not hikkies! we are just learn english in the midnight!

It is 1:00PM over here.

Mua ha ha.

I don't believe in happiness, because it can always be taken away from you.
You are never in control of happiness. I only believe in knowledge.

>>332
why do you make space between ha and ha? this so strange

>>333 is idiot

>>334

332 is an native english speaker. he must be right

hikki?UTADA HIKARU?
idiot?GREENDAY?

i would like >>333 and >>335 to have a challenge of smarts to prove who is idiot. do you
both accept this challenge?

>>334

"haha" would be pleasant, natural.

"ha ha" in conjuction with "Mua" is nefarious, like a plan is about to come
into frutation.

"The joke is funny" - "haha"
"You cannot defeat me" -"ha ha"

>>336
but i always see haha. never ha ha

>>339
i do not understand so much. but i believe you are a master of this knowledge

>>340 In proper literature, no one would even say "haha" or "haha," it'd just
be noted that they laughed and (if appropriate) how.

But outside of that, I've seen both quite frequently.

what do you think about 18th tokyo film festival???

I like Japanese films, my favorite is Kagemusha. But I like some old Yakuza films as well.
What kind of films are popular in Japan right now?

how many people are here? i wonder this. i think there is only one person and he is
talking to himself with different tones. i am this person as well.

>>345 I am you and you are me. You all belong to my imagination.

Except that guy who came in complaining we spoke in English. He
was a 14 year old who's favorite role playing game was down for maintanence.

The rest of us though, all the same. <.< >.>

>>345
no

why are Japanese so obsessed with happiness? it's so pitiful. just keep telling yourself
"i am happy. i am happy. i am happy" yeh right. and then jump in front of a moving train.

you know Frank Sinatra?

I like role playing games. I have maximum HP+. Rock and ROLL!

>>348
only loosers do it(jumping)

>> How are they losers? If anything, they win at the 'jump in front of the train and get hit" game.

be honest, everyone in japan is miserable. you have tiny apartments, and 7 day workweeks.
if your boss tells you to lick his shoes, you better do it or your life is ruined.

seriously. the Japanese value "happiness" because they have no idea what happiness is.

but their parents are losers because they will need to pay a lot of money to the
gov

>>854 Not if they play the "jump in front of the train and get hit" game also!

I swear, we should code that game for the PS2. It would sell better
than dating sims.

And 853, no matter where you live you face trials and tribulations.
There is always darkness, no matter the flavor.

>>353
yaeh, because in ukraine(what the hell is ukraine anyway?!) happiness is to not be
killed by crazy russia mafia

that's why they are so obsessed with idols and pornography. it's the only relief a
Japanese sees in his shitty life.

>>357 It's like America, only with slightly better music and slightly more interesting
(if not more disturbing) pornography.

Americans are more laid back. And smart people are valued in America. In Japan someone in
academics is considered an "unhappy loser" -- I'm not making this up. It's from the
mouth of Japanese academics.

Scientists are rarely happy that's a fact. Math is something that only geek can
love

Curses, I need to get to a meeting. Thank you again for being so pleasant
to speak with. Until next time.

You see, >>360 is a typical one. Thats the mentality there.
If you don't wank yourself to Yukorin, how can you be happy? Of course, studying something
that has meaning can never bring you happiness like some fantasizing about a stupid 20
year old girl.

>>362
math students are ridiculed all over the world. what the point in study something
so hard, and then became stupid IT worker? I hate IT jobs and computers.

By the way, I'm not from Ukraine. I live in Vermont. That's in the US, right below Canada.

Math students are not ridiculed here in the US. Math students become math professors and
scientists that are respected. The world is not Japan.

hey guys, I think we have another angery american geek here.
are you fantasizing about drawn girls?

>>365
and how many people want to study math? 0.1%? that maybe true.
if you like math, ok study it, but dont tell us what to do.
mind your own business

>>366
Shut the fuck up.Don't you have a suicide chat room that's waiting for you?

we was chatting peaceful, and then that crazy guy popup and starts flame wars.
why? this made me sad

Japan is the most depressing country in the world. I have Japanese colleagues, and they
all told me how nice it felt to leave the festering pile of shit known as Japan.
I can't believe some American kids are actually impressed by your nation. But it's kind
of funny, the only thing people like about Japan are your stupid cartoons.

Why are you idiots even studying English? Do you think you are liked in the English
speaking world? The only people here that are stupid enough to like you are 25 year old
fat asses that are downloading the next episode of Sexy Schoolgirl Samurai.

At least the Chinese can make cheap food. Japanese food costs a shitload and it tastes
like shit. What good are you really? We don't need your useless electronics, gay
cartoons,disgusting food, and women that look like little girls. You are an empty
country, and you were an empty country before you licked the ass of American rule and
accepted the constitution we wrote for you. Bye.

your attempt at trolling has failed
LOL

>>372
So what, you come in, point out that you're American, and then
get pissed off when they don't immediately worship you? Guess
what, bud, native English speakers aren't particularly liked
on the ENGLISH-ban, ESPECIALLY Americans.

And you just made it worse. :/ Way to go.

For the record, I like Japan and TOTALLY HATE ANIME.

dont mind him. from this thread I got that he is math major. worst major ever. 99% of people
hate math. Now, imagine how it can be if you like something that 99% not only dislike but HATE.
and math is useless for career, unless you want to be a teacher(another worst job ever)

This is silly. Japan is just like any country. It has its goods and it has its bads.Just
like the United States. To explode like this is uncalled for. This guy is a violent and
racist bully. He is acting like a child, and he doesn't speak for Americans.

>>376
he is ukrainian. no wonder he is so violent. it's dark past of living in such
third world country as ukraine affects him.

he ukrainian or is american?? i'm so confused. or maybe we should not talk about him.he
wanted attention.

he's ukrainian in america. i think. it's hard to tell,his posts are just crazy.

>>374
I am a would-be cartoonist and virgin. and like anime.
i teach you how intresting anime is.
so Please be my girlfriend. I like chocolate and coke.
I am 27.

Why do anime fan need girlfriend. there are many girls in anime, they are all your
girlfried

I have a question about train suicides.
If the family of jumpers are forced to pay the railway.
Why do people still jump?
There are other ways to kill yourself.

Why would that asshole come here if he doesn't like Japan? Is he that
much of a loser that he has to hang out at a Japanese English-laugage
site?

Fuck that guy

>>383
People who are going to commit suicide aren't really thinking
of stuff like that. Plus jumping in front of a train is a very
effective way to kill yourself.

>>381
because i like real girls.

Sethimothy is not cool

>>384
Has there been any cases where jumpers have failed?
Train suicide sound painful to me, I think it's easier to jump off roof of tall building.
You would probably lose conscience on the way down.

>>385
Why do you have such hobby as anime.
Girls do not like such hobbies.
If you found new hobby,
or spending less money on animation and more money and clothes and hair cut and such.
Some girl will like you. Try it out.

who is sethimothy? I not knowing of him.
Is he like Mr Shit at all?

>>388
I can tell you that I'm otaku who is fed up with otaku lifestyle, but its
very hard to change. Especially if you have a huge collection. You are
not sure what to do with it.

Also, I'm a little embarassed because everyone knows me as otaku, and if
I change they would be very shocked.

>>390
who are you?
i did not write this. you are a fake otaku!

>>391
Sorry, I did not mean to answer as you. I just had similar experience
to what this poster was saying. Maybe I am fake otaku, I can not be judge
of that.

Did not Hideaki Anno give up on otaku lifestyle. He
was very real otaku. If I have frustrations with otaku
life, I don't feel that I'm fake.

tits!

koji thinks Yukorin is definitely cute, so he is very fond of her.

hello, koji. why do you come here so much?

koji is so healthy that he's never consulted a doctor for ages.
he hopes you all here is in good shape now. he is kind.

Why does Koji talk write in 3rd person?
It's pretty annoying.

I'm working in my house.

>>389
koji said before that he disliked Mr Shit badly because the Shit
guy pretented he was really kind but koji saw through his pretentious
behaviour.

why does koji call yourself koji?

koji thinks it's the Japanese way.

japanese way?
all japanese do that???

of course all japanese do it. why you not do it?

why is not more people talking here? i am eager to use english for conversation.

because i'm not japanese, you know?

>>405
i'm on your side.
Japanese people don't speak english actively.

>>406
then what are you?

koji believes he is nicer than Mr shit.

>>409
Koji is wrong.

koji why do you hate Mr Shit so much.
try to forgive Mr Shit and you will be a better person.

foreingers must pay!!

>>412
do foreigners not pay?
maybe because they have dollars, and you need payment in yen

koji heard in the series of this chat thread that Yukorin farts
vanilla-scented, and he's very interested in it. he askes you to
give him the facts, though he wanted you to save the details.

koli, who's "you"? me?

>>413
not that kind of pay. the other kind. And still foriengers must
pay!!

And not all foreigners have dollars. Only Candian, USA, Austrialian,
Hong Kong, New Zeland and Singapore I think

How many dolklars need I pay to buy Yukorin?

about 15$ an hour.

it is costly isnt it?

yes, too expensive.

Actually any student working as part-time worker can afford it

but NEETs can't afford it.

it's high cost for Yukorin.

NEETs are useless morons. sadly this thread is populated by neets and not by
normal people! but at least neets are learning english! good for them

>>422
yah, their parents will pay instead of NEETs.

If this thread will be going on the same way(stupid neets talking about yukorin)
I will leave

>>424
>this thread is populated by neets.....

are you neet???

I can't heip wanking Yukorin because I am a poor stupid nEET.
This is 146th wanking with Yukorin.

>>427
no I am not

>>426
hey, come on!
anyway, what do you want to talk about?

how many times you use shower per week??

1 or 2times

>>431
everyday.
i don't like being soaked with sweat.

I wanna break Becky's virgin.

>>434
get out!!

>>435
Why should I get out of here?

>>436
because i think it's me who can break Becky's virgin

I am CUSSW brother-in-law

English practice

CUSSW is better then all of us

CUSSW is best among all of us

>>440
on what point?

on every point! he is just like god to us

Teach me how I can draw humans

god has no bad-mouth and does't say nasty things about others.

CUSSW　is dead.

>>444
draw as you see with a pen on a paper.
it's joking!
first of all, you have to get attractive for yourself.

CUSSW is my personal jesus

>>447
"get attractive" - what?
can you draw?

CUSSW have much more SEX then any of you

>450
your english is poor

I want you to have sex with CUSSW

Suck my cock!

>>451
and you obviously can't quote right

koji says Yukorin doesn't like CUSSW because he is nobody.

>>451
i can quote from the Bible or Shakespeare
but can't from CUSSW

can CUSSW read it?

>>456
you're too dumb to read shakespeare!

But if koji says something against anyone except Mr Shit, he knows
he will feel painful, so he never criticizes them. koji is nice and kind.

CUSSW is graduate from todai! He wrote his messages from his luxury office

>>456
don't worry. no problem.
i can read it translated in JAPANESE.

koji is a loser! when koji was a kid, kids from his school locked him at
toilet and pissed on his ugly face

>>461
you can read it in japanese, but you dont understand a damn

Sometimes they call koji a name like koji is just a do-gooder, but they
feel very remorse after knowing koji is really very kind unlike the Shit guy,
who were pretending he was gentle when posting here.

>>463
Oh, you have a big mouth!
can you understand any difficult poem can't you?

I think koji is mr shit

koji doesn't have the slightest idea why they attack him verbally, though.
A kind man should be treated like those Yukorin fans pay respect to her.

>>466
koji would strongly disagree with you.

>>465
CUSSW can understand anything

>>468
koji is sorry to hurt 466's feelings. he is too kind to put 466 right.
koji says he didn't lose himself so he doesn't need to put himself together.
he is calm and gentle.

koji is a good example of ijime victim

koji is always looked up to from anyone who meets him in person
because he is kind to them. he is a living proof of kindness-so to say.

>>469
then you CAN'T understand Shakespeare, right?

koji is so kind because he dont have anything for himself
poor/ugly people are often kind

>>473
I read shakespeare in english

koji is too gentle to make them appreciate how kind he is, and
there's no need to, because his kindness directly gets into their hearts.

>>472
Koji can't looked up to from anyone.
because he is always in his room.
he don't meet other people.

koji, do you know that if you die nobody will care about it. maybe they found
your body after it become rotten and eaten by insects
because you are U-S-E-L-E-S-S idiot.

So koji is very supportive of CUSSW, as long as the guy pays a good
respect to koji, who is kind enough not to criticizes anyone who is
even the butt of jeers. he gives anyone a helping hand.

>>475
no, you looked at the book itself.
or you only read the letters.

>>479
how can you help us if you're useless and can't do anything right?
in fact you're just stupid NEET. probably 25years old

koji never read shakespeare in english. it is honest of him to say
anything that is better left unsaid. But people often respect him for
his attitude.

I must tell you the truth. I am CUSSW's son

i think koji is a nice guy, but he is an idiot

If koji is Mr Shit, he must be over 60 years old, koji thinks.

I have the aspiration to dominate the universe

by the way I enjoyed my trip to hong-kong

koji has to study now, so bye, everyone.

wait! tell me what are you studing

>>487
wow, please tell me your story.

やべぇ、本格的に死にたくなってきた

>>490
too lazy to write my trip-report

guys! I hope you know the rules

>>492
hey!!
in that case, you shouldn't have told us "I enjoyed my trip to hong-kong "

>>494
I can do anything I want. if u want to know about honk-kong you should write
in google "hong-kong trips" and read a lots of texts

more then anything in the world I love myself. actuall I am fed up of thing
called "love". I like only myself

foreigners must die!

what is "honk-kong"? lol

>>495
I want to know your own experience in hong-kong.

>>497
where do you see any foreigners now? If you talking about that crazy guy
I must agree with you. but most of foreigners were nice guys in this thread

>>498
write "hong-kong" in google and you'll understand it.

It was funny cool and nice. hong kong is a nice city at night! I spend a lot mad
nights there

I mean what is honK-kong

>>503
http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&q=honk-kong&btnG=Google+%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2&lr=

>>502
what did you do there at daytime?

もしかして: hong-kong

>>505
I slept a lot!

>>506
this thread is english only.
and everybody has already understand it except you.

>>508

Are you kidding?
Are they speaking in English?

>>509
hahaha you're funny guy.
hint:
your jokes are silly

>>507
for what did you go to hong-kong?
to play at night?

hong kong is a city which in asia!!

i am hong kong people!!

>>511
you bet!

i hope can travel japan....

why foreign people are talk about densha otoko? it's just idiotical story.
in real life such geek as densha otoko will be ridicule in 1 2 3 seconds.

Hong　Kong　Kong Hong
Hog Kog
Who are you ?

>>514
oh, you must have a lot of money.
i envy you

>>516

Which language are you speaking?

i live in hong kong and i just watch the 電車男最終回....^^

any japaness people here??

>>521
only you.
no native speaker can use "japaness"

>>519
broken english, I believe

>>520
Now, there's no 電車男 drama or movie in Hong Kong
(but they will have in October.)
how do you watch 電車男最終回? by BT or Emule?

>> 523
first, I'm not Mr. 519
but I know you Hong Kong people ruled by England for 100 years,
so you can speak English so well.

>>520
you steal our drama (movie) by BT, and show off what you done!

I am not from hong-kong! I am the guy who been to hong-kong

I want to speak English!

speak please!
for me it's always sunday. guess why

I can speak English very well!! I used to live in Singapore,
Malaysia and Philippines!!

Children really are helpless like little toys or dolls.
They wouldn’t stand a chance in the case of an emergency.

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

>>531
chileren are helpless.....
yes, I think of one thing
there are often some children abused accidents that children are hit to death
I don't know the reason

WHO IS THIS AND WHY IS HE IN THE BANNER OF THIS BOARD?
http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vip1151288ld.jpg

>>it's not _your_ drama/movie. It's the makers movie,
and anyone else hired to be involved in the process of the digital/physical product.
However, yeah, technically, that's stealing indeed.

A lot of people nowadays seem to do that, steal digital information.
Hell, even I do so. However that's because I'm too poor to buy anything that merely _seems_
good, without me being sure about that i will like it. I like to legally own things i like.
It's a good feeling, to support things one really likes, and to own a "real" copy of it.

People who just download and download without buying anything are parasites,
but a lot of people aren't that way.

>>535 was ment for >>526 -_-;;;
orz

>>535
>>it's not _your_ drama/movie. It's the makers movie
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Because we are not 電車男's movie maker,
your Hong Kong Chinese's stealing is right, is that?
SHAME on hong kong. thief!

I download a lot of music, and dont buy anything since CDs are useless
just waste of space

download is right, but he download 電車男 movie, it's wrong

they always use BT

whats wrong about it? in japan 電車男 shown on TV. they dont have japanese
channels so they are download. even if they wanted to buy it, they can not do it
because there is no 電車男 dvd.
and 電車男 is incredible stupid.
that girls, hermes is essential of stupidness

koji comes back again to talk about Yukorin. She always is in his mind as in most of
yours here in this thread. he was taught that Yukorin's fart smells good. So he wants
to share it with you all because he's kind and self-effacing.

>>537 You didn't read my post thorougly.
I never said it was right, in fact, i agreed on that it was stealing.
I was not excusing that. I was explaining that however everyone downloading movies
are not heartless data rapists. There are a lot of people who download, that would like to buy.
There are some good stores (in real life) that have CDs you can listen bits of at their store before you decide
to buy the CD or not. There are more and more online sites that let you listen to samples, but for people who
listen to music often, a kind of subscription would probably be far better.

It's quite an untapped market, they've started online rental services, but not quite enough,
in my opinion. I find it a pity that some people in usa are too busy trying to remove all movies
from the internet rather than trying to take advantage of it.

>>539 The vast majority of music being downloaded online is illegal.
But thanks to free music, iTunes and similar that will hopefully change.
Movies are the same as music. If it's not being released free, it doesn't matter what you download,
it's illegal and bad anyway.

koji, what do you think about 電車男?

>>541 I am curious.. Can you,


or anyone else,

tell me if it costs to watch TV in Japan? As in a license for owning a TV?
Or are the channels supported by some being advertisement funded and others
being pay-channels?

Also, which kind of channel was Densha Otoko shown on?

anyway it's not illegal since there are no DVDS of 電車男

they don't have 電車男 shown on TV
because their TV station don't buy 電車男

電車男 is crap

Conclusion:
if something you want to have, but you dont want to buy
you can download it.

But he must do his homework, so he's very sorry to leave soon.

>>544
koji barely knows about him. all he can say is that a actor stars
the train man on TV but never watched it.

>>547 Does your tv station buy many foreign movies and series, if i may ask?
For instance, many russian movies/series? That is what japanese movies are the equivalent of, here.

>>546 Actually, it is, if i remember correctly. Depends on the laws of the country you are in.
If it's not licensed in your country, it's not illegal, according to some places.

If it's an edited version, in some countries that counts as making something different, though with that as base
(something different where they have failed to pay for the rights to use the base material, but something different nevertheless)

I love luxury

>>551
never saw any russian movie or series.
except Tarkovsky

we will not see russia movie without get their license.

>>551
you said:"If it's not licensed in your country, it's not illegal,"
I know....
lots of chinese products copy Japanese products,
because they didn't have our license, and they can copy as many as possible

koji has a question to ask you. Is the train man as kind as koji?
he thinks if you say yes, koji will be friends with the man.
A few good men will hit it off, in his opinion.

train man is just pathetic idiot! what I never ever understand about otakus
why they spend almost all their money on toons? it's so silly

nakameguro

nakameguro? what do u mean?

>>555 There's a company, Metro International, they started in Sweden with a special newspaper concept, a newspaper named "Metro".
They spread out over the world after a few years, but exactly before they managed to get a newspaper licensed to run in UK,
the english syndicate of newspapers copied the idea and put out a newspaper of their own, copied of the concept of Metro.
They even named it Metro. And this is why the newspaper Metro in UK has nothing to do with the newspaper Metro anywhere else in the world.

And this was legal, because the syndicate in UK did it before Metro International had time
to get started in UK.

I am hacker I can hack your ass

densha otako....I dont like otaku
otaku is not good life

>>562 but didn't densha otoko stop being an otaku? for the girl.

>>561
I bet, that rather than hacker, you are a hack.

You are good at personal computer and much knowledge od teenage girl idols.
On the other hand, you can't do sports.lol lol lol lol

koji thinks otakus are not bad because they're thought to be very
calm and nice though they don't look so good. koji is too kind to
look down on anyone like them. Plus, he doesn't like to argue with
people so he sort of gravitates to otakus, some of whom may be girls
with cute eyes.

>>565
I can do 50 push-ups, and you?

What makes you hatch a stupid plan to marry Yukorin? yukorin is a whore!

I think it's not so un-normal to be such crybaby like densha otoko if you're 13 years
old. but densha otoko is 22 or 23.

I am a Giants fan.

how many push-ups in normal for 19years old guy?

by the way I am downloading now! I am the evil crime

Shut up! Suck Your Own Cock! You can be good at doing self-fellatio only!!

detox lol

detox? what is detox

>>570
Cut it out! The Giants? What the hell do you find it attractive?
The managers/fronts are all idiots. They think money can buy anything,
but they proved this year that all the money they spent was useless.
Look where the Giants are positioned now! The fifth! They lost as many
games as they did most! They are too weeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaak!!

for the first time ever, every people on the earth have an one goal:
earn so much money, so it can be possible to be like character from CM

"DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES", "EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FUHRER",
"ARBEIT МАСНТ FREI"...

Tell me, I am interesting in knowing who is control of America?

On the contrary, though, hanshin has become stronger all because of
Hoshino Senichi, who is gentle and passionate. It's completely ridiculous
for the Giants to ask Sen-chan to lead the team. Of course, they
failed! They asked for it!

>>579
George W. Bush

Ein Reich, Ein Blut, Ein Fueher!
Sieg, Sieg, Uber Alles Deutchland.

Aho

>>582
This is English board. Are you speaking German?
I don't think 2ch has board for German because not many study it.

everyone study english! only english language is needed

Looking back on its history, the Giants is weakest now all because
they still can't grow out of the bad habit of trying to take over
JBL!

I dont eat anything, only rice

>>581
I think the poster was asking which people are in control of USA.
Maybe it's the Jews that are controlling it,
but I'm not the best person to ask.

I have seem the chinese copy products 1 year ago
I find this picture again! they copy SONY PlaySation
http://board.verycd.com/t148710.html

Hey! The idiotic Giants fan, show yourself!
You may think it depends on your team whether JBL can get popular
again, but it's absolutely wrong. The Giants ignores grass roots
democracy, which people dislike most.

koji is being ignored by everyone.
Ha ha ha.

oh no! it's jews conspiracy

koji is very kind enough, of course, to be soft on even the Giants
fan. he is nice.

is this true or lies?:
USA is formed by ex-prisoners who were sended to north america.

No, there are two people in control of the USA: first it's the very religious Christians,
because Bush is one himself, and second are very rich people, but many rich people are
Jews. The USA is a very Christian and Jewish nation, it's very different from Japan.

I'm the most faithful Yukorin's servant here.
Only I am allowed to smell her fart!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>589
I hate the Giants, too, koji.

You believe yukorin is virgin, but her eality is..

koji is very patient because he's innocent and kind.

http://board.verycd.com/t148710.html
china copy SONY PS, PS2, and PANASONIC TV

>>593
It's false, America was formed by colonists who wanted to have their own country.

koji, do you know Sasaki Kazuhiro retired?
I believe he got married to Enomonoto soo after getting devorced
with his former wife. How do you feel about it?

What's going on? I want to join into tlaking stupid topics with you.

i would like to meet Jewish poster in Japan,
and obtain advice for making money. are any here?

are colonists crime?

hey koji! do you ever think that girl can like such silly man like you?

what do you think about CM makers? it's a good job, but it's sick to made
CMs

>>604
No colonists are people that live in a colony.
USA was mostly a British colony,
Until colonists made "American Revolution" and kicked British out.

>>596
koji and you have something in common. he thinks it's great.

>>597
What do you want to say? koji is mystified.

>>601
Of course, he does, though he didn't watch the game when he pitched.
koji is sure that Kiyohara was the last batter Sasaki pitched against.
he just remembered S and K hold tight each other.

i want to make CM, i see so many anyway

>>607
I see

CM maker is a tough job! you always need to create stupid ideas.

>>605
Who are you reffering to? koji is not you, koji is always him.
For your imformation, though, koji chills out with a cute chinese
girl who looks like Yukorin as you know.
And he feels happy when he is kind to any poster. So he's happy now
because he's kind.

it's easy to make stupid idea.

look old man is walking, he see a car,
he buy car and many woman surround him like a young man
there i made CM.

>>608
koji, I'm not >>597, but I think he wanted to say Yukorin has a boyfriend,
or at least she had, so she shouldn't be a virgin.
That must've been what he meant.

And truthfully, I'm very glad to know we share the thoughts that
the Giants are disliked most by most baseball fans in Japan.

no it's only you think like that.
cm maker is a cool job that only few can do

>>613
Are you making a car for prostitutes?

koji wonders why >>595 thinks that way. Yukorin never employed any
servant because she didn't need any. Or her fart got his mind mixed up?
It's kind of koji to worry about the mad man.

cm makers have so much money they can buy many prostitutes

koji is gentle and nice so he will never say a bad thing.
Yukorin will employ you, koji, if you behave well in this thread.

>>618
also, they can baseball bat to smack yukorin in the face, because she is an annoying
bitch

koji, why did you star posting anonymously?

koji is very interested in CM stuff, but he's very ignorant.
he doesn't know much about history, doesn't know about science,
so he won't learn about CM. But he's kind and he share with a poster
that idea of Giants being a loser.

I am graphic desiner! I work for many cool magazines and I decorate cool trendy shops
and cafes in tokyo! Am I cool?

i think koji has two personalities. or maybe koji is talking to himself

>>621
What do you mean? koji is just him.
he's not a star at all. he's kind, though.

>>619
koji believes you are kind, too.
he hopes that everyone is kind to each other here.

>>624
koji sometimes talks alone. People may call it monologue or
something.

koji sometimes wonders what he should write back, but his kindness
covers his inexperience. he loves to talk about Yukorin or baseball
or CM. You name it, he can be friends of yours.

>>620
koji was shocked to hear it, but he thought twice and came up with
an idea that >>620 likes her so much. Greatly huge love could turn
into hatred because Yukorin didn't smile at him.

let's talk about cool design/lifestyle magazines you read!
I read SWITCH,IDEA,DESIGN NOTE,RELAX,BRUTUS,PEN,STUDIO VOICE,PAPER SKY,TITLE,AXIS
and what boutique is the most trendies in tokyo?

koji's Chinese girlfriend asked him to come with her to her own
country. he thinks it's important to know about her past, but what's most
important to him is she loves him, not where she is from or what she did.

you can go to shanghai and make cool photos of shanghai buildings and be
trendy photographer!

>>629
koji wants to know what's your favorite magagine, though
he thinks he has never read any.

shinohara tomoe do u like her

>>632
that's why you're so stupid! no education, no aims, no interests leads to boring
life

>>631
koji is worried when she go back to her home, whether they have to
break up.

>>634
But he is kind.

>>633
koji says she hasn't appeared on TV. he wonders if he can watch her.

koji doesn't know what it takes to be a photographer.

koji thinks it's time to go to bed. he says, Bye now.

bye-bye.

>>633
Yes, sir. koji likes her a lot. What do you see in her?

>>634
Then what's your aim and educational background?

sorry, koji, but kindness is not a characteristics that value today!
you fool

Who's your favorite idol?

love her breasts
forget the rest

>>644
I dont have any...

is this thread superior to all other thread in http://academy4.2ch.net/english/
???

>>646
Why not? Come on! Don't forget? Lots of people here love...who?
You can join them and have fun talking about idols!

i love koji.. He is awesome. We need more gentle and decent people here.

GO to this site NOW
2chan.net

>>648
actually there is a special thread for idol talks

My name is ... koji kabut

what is error 594?

2chan is dumb, image boards are for otaku
i rather stay here

hello my name is sakura

you dont like CUSSW? why? he is a good guy

is it okay for an otaku to change his ways. i don't want to be otaku anymore

why you decided that?

i feel like i'm wasting my life, otaku life is not healthy

sakura who?
there are lots of called sakura around these days.

can u describe your lifestyle?

sakura your mom

>>661
i stopped doing schoolwork because i was too busy with anime.
all the time i sat down to study on pc, i would go to anime site instead.
now my lifestyle is this, i have a terrible job. when i come home i go to
anime site for many hours, than spend many hours watching anime and playing games,
and sometime looking at pornography.
that's all. on weekend i shop for anime things all day. i don't have friend and
my family look down on me. this is otaku reality.

I know this is weird question, but would you let old 70yo granny suck your dick?

wow, that's bad situatio i suggest you ton a new hobby and dont waste
your money on anime

>>665
many otaku are living like me, but they think nothing is wrong

actually nobody can help you, only you can help yourself. because it's impossible
to change the brain. and dont think like "there is always something who worse then
me" because it's bad way of thinking. you're otaku you're worse then most people
but you can change yourself if you want. try something new, that you never knew
before...

otaku loves idols, but idols hate them and loves handsome or rich guys.
That can never change truth.

i want to change very much, but many alreadu know me as "that useless otaku"
i feel like if i change many people will be shocked, so i'm a embarassed a little
very much i want to sell some of my otaku things and buy new clothes,
and improve my appearance

>>668
not so many otaku love idols. many otaku are more in love with their favorite
girls from animation

>>669
you need to change mentally first. and dont think what others think about you,
it's none of your business :)

>>670 that's gross I think.
Otaku should be dead I bet

Many women in my company believe I am a ugly nerd of Misako Yasuda and many idols.

I wonder... how many NEETs actually feel that they are pathetic idiots?
or they are enjoing themselfs? IF i was a NEET I just died from feeling of
how I am pathetic

I blieve Aoi Miyazaki is an angel. She can't tell a lie. She can't fart and shit.
I want to marry her. But I am a NEET, too.

koji sucks.

>>1~>>676
Reary?

koji is boring.

I bilieve Society is unfair!
Why some handsome men have many girlfriends and great jobs while ugly fat men just like me haven't any jobs and lovers?
I think it's unfair!!! unfair!! unequal!!!

x Reary
o Really

>>
You have the wrong attitude. Instead of blaming society and feeling like a victim, try to
change yourself.
Are you fat? Go on a diet, go jogging every evening. When you start to
become skinnier many people will be impressed with you.
Are you ugly? Get a nice haircut,get a fashion magazine, see which styles people are wearing.

>>681 was for >>679

but there is a can be truly ugly people. but it's very rare.
But it's easy to write suggestions while you are not ugly, and see everything
in brith tones. I dont know how it feels to be ugly...