Let's chatter in English（英語で雑談） part 12

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can i use here?

>>1
GJ!

recently, would be natives seem to come here.

no one is here.

I just want to say the Dwaine can go fuck himself

but why do native speakers come to gather here recently?
about a year ago, only a few native speakers visited here.
i dont know how they find here.
of couse its desireble for users here, but its getting hard to
catch up with the pace of chat for beginners like me.

BBC is amazing.
We can study English by listening to any of their programs,
and it's much fun.

hello, neet people.
im neet, too.

Dwaine comes here because he finds it hard to communitcate with
people face to face (even though it seems his Japanese is of a
high level) and he thinks he can meet a girl.

He probably had similar problems in US but thinks Japan will be
a life solution. Sometimes it seems that Dwaine wants to become
Japanese

Natives learn of here through English version of Japanese newspaper
I think.

Dwaine is too serious so he is sort of boring. And he likes
Yukorin so his head cannot be so good

I'm Back!

i'll try to contain my excitement

how do you stay up 24 hours a day?
its hard for me to stay in front of the
pc set.

please, don't wet yourself. i would be embarrassed for you.

it's only 21:43. if you guys were up at four in the morning, my apologies

and now i'm going to sleep. because i'm bored and i have to sign people into
disney at 9. which is really, really early. for me. because i am an american
college student...and we sleep for 22 hours per day.

ur life seems hard.

gosh, hate my work...

i wish i could post from the office.

50min to go, then, i'm done, yes!

blank eye
nose blind

GLUE YOUR EYELINDS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!

THE FASHION OF FORGETTING NAMES

do you know how to have a new bank account in the
us, your country?
can i use my own stamp which i use in japan?

Sir Wi wouldn't use it, if he were you.

>>25
you don't use stamps in US you just have to sign your name.
Basically to open an account in the US you just fill out an application.
There are two general kinds of accounts: Checking and savings.
Most banks make you open account with a minimum of $100 I think.

I COMING TO FIND YOU
I COMING TO GET YOU
SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND

Do you want to know about the SW method?

whatever happend to Saeko?

Kato Natsuki looks really good in her ads for swimsuits

she is ugly

nope

why does the yukorin guy appear in another room
on this board? in addition, his attitude is the same
as in this room.
what is driving him crazy?

he knows the Yukorin is not worth takling about, but he tries anyway.
he must not have much else to think about

well time for me to go to school.

today's classes aren't so good though

why dont you go to the hello work today?

is he in charge of advertisement of yukorin or kaela?
is he a kind of businessman?

hey >>37!!!
it's feels that you're neet N E E T S
N.ever E.ver E.nding T.eenage S.tupidy

i am freelance worker!!
it's cool i dont need to get up early and go to job HAHAHA
and it's because im better then average japanese read it by letter
I AM B E T T E R THEN AVERAGE JAPANESE
I AM B E T T E R THEN YOU!

freelance means having no full time job.
i think he confessed that he was neet.

freelance means that i dont work in stupid old fashioned company
but I work only by my REAL skills. hahaha you can't learn what I know in university
im not average japanese. because i can do REAL things.

i understand that he graduated from no university.
he was not only neet but also a dropout.

Self made man. It's so western not stupid japanese

you dont understand ever a word by me.
you are no good. i am sorry.

what real skills? are you a carpenter or something?

what do you know?

i know you have enough time to post here.

im not carpenter
im graphic designer

oh. that gets learned in univeristy all the time.

you're actually not so special there are many graphic designers. you work freelance because no
company wants to bother hiring you permanently so they can just
pay you less. You must not be so good at your job if you can
only manage freelance

only a dream isnt enough to be satified with.
but some kind of ppl here seem to live with
only their dream.
its sad to see them trying to keep themselves
from the reality for them.

dont listen to him
he is a withdrawal person
he is so sad...

As long as, this free lance guy really does make money for his own living,
I respect him in a certain way.
I'm not a neet, though a student still dependent on my parents...
I feel bad and want to be independent asap.

im not that freelance guy
but i think that people who work freelance are better.
they do everything by themself's.
and it's def. truth for USA. freelance people are respected there.

yukorin's songs make you stupid

What's with all the yukorin hate? ;_;

2channel make you stupid too
even english board!!!! please quit 2channel
why dont you find another interesting thing in life?

>>55 because only neets like yukorin

>>52
Yeah Im like you. Only a bit worse since I have already graduated
from university and am not a graduate student.
After graduating I worked many jobs to save for graduate school.
My savings are gone and I have returned to being supported by
my parents. Sometimes I thin it would have been better if I had
just found a real job after graduateing. At the time company
work seemed so unappealing though.

I'm going to take a break from reading for the math exam I have in less then two hours and watch a music video of Yukorin!
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　　((ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ　Yuko!!!!!!!!!
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how old are you >>59
just curious about math.

age

>>60
19

so what are you study(math)?

computer science, it's somewhat basic calculus.

But I have to go, don't want to be late.

That video was awesome!

oh i see...

really? I was good at basic calculus in High school. Why didn't
some one tell me so I could have decided to major in computer
science instead of sociology.

>>58
Well, I think I am worse than you for the fact that I'm a bit older than
usual univ. students. I had bad time in my past and I'm totaly behind.
I'm supposed to be working at this age, in fact, most of my friends
are working for their own livings.
I understand that everyone can do what he or she wants to do for their job.

>>68
I don't know. I maybe a normal age for a graduate student, but
my most of my friends too are working and making a living, while
I am studying crap that only other academics crap about and just
costing my parents money.

I wish i could quit and just get a job, but that wouldn't be fair
to my parents who have invested a lot in my getting an MA

I posted a thread on the Sakura board.

Here it is.
http://anime.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/sakura/1118299447/
What do you think?
I think this thread deserves to be lauded and praised.

i give to you
http://www.bigsausagepizza.com/?nats=MTE3OjU6Ng

i need more money to spend on females, or
i feel i maitain my single life for my life..

are you sure the only thing keeping you single is money.

surely there are nice women who do not consider money so important
and will like a man not so much based on what he buys for her

poop

i have just made udon for dinner. it is good. My cooking
skills still impress me. Women come here and be fed by me causing
you to love me.

Ugh, I should have done more math and watched less Yukorin.

>>67
You can major in computer science instead of sociology!

Calculus is only one subject thou,
you might want to do good in the other subjects aswell.

>>77
no its a little late. Ive already graduated with a degree in sociology
and am not in graduate school for sociology. i get sick of it though

Hello everybody. What's new?

Let's chat with me!

why did you change your name?

and why use purposely strange english?

Because some people hate me

oops

You don't like my English?

it is not a good disguise

Maybe I should try my fake nose and mustache

i was once told that sentence like "Lets ...with me" sounded
strange to natives

Are you Japanese?

that would not help since no one can see your face.

if you want to hide remove your email address

of course

Damn, why does it keep doing that?!?

Can someone tell me what I should do so that others cannot impersonate me?

i think the board remembers a name you put in and a mail address
so it appears every post. I don't know how to make the board
cancel it, sorry

someone once posted the method, but i don't remeber what was
written so i cannot help you sorry

if it did not seem so boring in hokkaido i want to move there
there is too much humid here and it is only june

change the following number as you like and put it in the name space
remember # is necessary to distinguish you from others

Dwaine#12345678

like this

does this method work?

can other people just enter the same number and appear as someone
else?

Thank you for the info

like this?

This way?

oh, now I see. Thank you

boo

perhaps it does work
that is interesting

Oh.....! It doesn't seem to work

Except that my little diamond is black. The impostor's is white

what do you mean

so now you don't want to hide?

>>104 You know, in English, we do not say "boo" to mean "not correct"

>>109 I am just trying to learn how to use this system, the various options

yes I know. We don't say it in Japanese either.
we say buu. i said it as a ghost.

Oh, I see

if you are trying to talk to woman do you try the love section of
2ch.?

Is there a love section? I didn't know. There are so many sections, it is difficult
to find something

not an english love section. there is a section of 2ch. all
for people to talk about love and dating or make complaint.

since it is all Japanese you would like it

>>115
Are you really Dwaine? Can you prove yourself?
I still think you're just an imposter.

what difference does it make which one is real and which
is fake?

>>117 Why do you think I am an impostor?

maybe fake Dwaine is better than real one

>>120 Maybe that is true.

Is it 恋愛サロン？

yes that part of 2ch.

>>119
Could you introduce yourself in French?
I think the real Dwaine can do that.

ボンジュール

je mapelle Dwaine
cais va?

i hate shaving

>>125 >>126
You guys gave yourselves away.
Ha ha ha.

what did they give away?

Come on come on. Let's chatting with me!

someone already said that natives don't say things like "lets chatting..."
you must be fake

if you are Dwaine, what state did you come from?

I AM native! yOu don't want to chatting with me??

>>130
Don't change the subject, lousy faker.
You are acting like a child.

Dwaine is boring anyway, no point to talk with him

I come from a United States

>>136
you are surely an imposter

I see now, Dwaine is hiding like the rest of us.
He must have suffered many criticisms and could not endure

Why am I impostor?

Because your english has mistakes everytime.

But ok, if you are Dwaine why are you in Japan?

I'm in japan to learn kung fu

>>139
Your English is full of mistakes.
And you are not entertaing us.
Give it up. The game is over.

TT　さよなら

>>142
don't speak for everyone

i wish i had pet of a penguin

boring

i am listening to school girl 69

iijima naoko sure is looking sexy in her drama.
too bad the story and acting is not so good

It's the smiling on the package
It's the faces in the sand
It's the thought that moves you upwards
Embracing me with two hands

I could take you places
Do you need a new man?
Wipe the pollen from the faces
Make revision to a dream while you wait in the van

boring

boring

boring

it appears both fake and real Dwaine have left.

did they both leave to talk to girls?

but then it seems everyone else left as well

I wonder if I can get the thread to 200 on my own?

i might not be that bored to do that though

why do companies keep making happoshu that they claim is new?

it all tastes the same

no

whatever girl is on the NHK English program now is very cute

yes it does.

Do you want to talk with me?

once in my life I would like to head-butt someone and break their
nose with my head

perhaps

my best friend is being moved to Hong Kong.

my life will be darker without her to give me advice

wasting the thread is difficult alone

I wish i had not shaved my head. although it is nice and cool
in the humidity. I am already tired of bozu look

i guess it is you who does not want to talk to me

I want to talk with an English girl. How about you?

i think i would jump from 10m fast and not wait like these geijin

I would like to talk to an english girl as well.

do you prefer english people to other kinds of english speaker?

These geijin? Who did you refer to?

all those who hesitate to jump on the Q-sama variety program

at where can i buy it?
at kinokuniya in shinjuku or so?

Well, if they are easy to talk to, I don't stick to English people
of course. The more beautiful, the better, though.

what? it is a television program. i don't think it is for sale

the younger, the better.

I'm tired of being tired.
And I'm bored to be bored.
Can someone make me laugh?
I guess not.

you made me laugh enough.lol

I see. So any english speaking female will do really.
But beautiful is better.

I agree. British accent is nice i think though

i like girls under sixteen.

>>177
oh no not another lolicon

but it isnt sin, i think.

>>178
think of the time long ago when Okamura from 99 slapped a morning
musume girl on his tv program. That was funny.

>>183
it is not my job to judge sin. but it is illegal and it makes you
creepy

>>180
I love British accent very much indeed.
Have you seen "Love Actually"? Keila Knightley speaks with irrisistable
British accent in that film.

Among all japanese comedians, I especially like Okamura san,
who is really very well talented and cut out for amusing people.

>>178
what about if i told you that when i shaved my head i made a mistake
and now there is a bald spot in the back of my head.

I did not want to be skinhead so i left the hole

>>180
Kira Knightley is surely lovely and she has a lovely accent.
Love Actually was a crap movie though

Kira Knigthly has already done nude scene in previous film

why do americans in japan dont try to pick up japanese?
only a few americans can speak japanese, and others try
to deal with everything for their life with only english, while
europeans make effort with.
or is that my misunderstanding?

>>188
I'd like to hear your head-shaving story in details.
Personally I have never shaved my head in my entire life.
I just grow my hair too long because I want to get the barbars out of business just for fun.

>>191
it is your misunderstanding. I think it is because there are more
American english teachers who make no effort. I have met quite
a few americans who try to use Japanese and learn Japanese

>>192
it is actually not very interesting i think. I was growing my
hair longer, but i couldn't stand it because of the heat. I actually
hate getting a haircut so i thought i would shave my head. I almost
always shave it in the summer. I used to have shaved head all the tim
in high school but now usually only in summer.

I was shaving the back of my head and i the setting on my shaver
slipped and went down two settings. I noticed right away because of the
noise and amount of hair that came off. I felt pretty stupid.

But as i said I don't want skinhead, so i just left the hole. It should grow
enough to not be noticeable if i shave my head again soon I hope.

But now i just look silly

it is much easier to waste the thread now

No Dwaine tonight,
that is fine with me

i sometimes said that my pronouciation includes scottish accent.
i dont know what it means.

shall i quit at 200?

>>191 In general, Americans don't try to master foreign languages. They expect everyone to
speak English. Europeans, on the other hand, are accustomed to dealing with people from
many linguistic backgrounds. Most Europeans are bilingual, and many speak
3 or 4 languages

>>194
Ha ha ha!
All right, you win. You made me laugh.
So, what's your name?
My name is Kim Bauer the Virgin Boy from heaven.

200　pussy

Scottish people have an interesting accent. I like it better
than normal British english, even if it is hard to understand at
times

orz

i want to speak fluently as well as utada hikaru.

>>199
I would disagree slightly. Most English speakers don't try to learn
other languages. British, Austrailians, Americans are the same
in this repsect i think. Candaians are required to learn French
although many of them can't

>>199
Fuck off Dwaine

>>204
I think Utada's English is not that good.
Her manner of speaking English sounds weak and spineless.

>>207
maybe because she herself is weak and spineless?

>>199
ive ever heard that amricans expect the nations of another country
to speak english.
i dont think english is in common all over the world.

>>208
How did you come up with that in less than thirty seconds?
Are you a hacker and monitoring my PC?

but i saw utada had an interview in english in an american tv
program. i was suprised to see it then,. how fluently she speaks.

Hello Everbody! Let's all to discussing with me to night! Okay?

jah, i want to speak fluently as well as fujiwara norika.

>>212
you look energish.
why are you cheerful in spite of at mid night?

i want to go hokaido

I want to go back to heaven.

I am happy healthy amerika man. Who want to talking with me now in this night?

i want to speak chicago english, throwing r and h away.
im not good at pronouncing r.

>>217
I think you're tha same guy who pretended to be Dwaine a little earlier.

Who is DWaine?

>>217
ヾ（＠゜▽゜＠）ノ' ha-i

>>217
are all of americans still suffering from fear of terrorist attack?

my name is Michal

>>211
why be suprised, she grew up in New York

>>222 Yes, ther is big tremendous fright! When wil terrist come again? Who can know?

>>224
do you mean that c is native?
i didnt know.

>>223
no it isn't.
You spelled America incorrectly and you're english has many
mistakes. you are not native speaker.

>>225
did you come to japan in order to keep yourself away from danger?

>>226
yeah she is pretty much a native speaker of english
she even has an east coast accent

Utada Hikaru's english album was not successful in america at all

(´･ω･｀) i am shocked if he is fake.

i think utada hikaru is cute.

>>225
why pretend you are american?

(｀･ω･´)positing is ok for everyone. but telling a lie is ikunai.

>>233 What a hell? I am not pretend. I come from a united States.

standing hu-takun is cute araiguma

>>235
but not orginally right?

Otherwise you should say "what the hell" and "I come from the United States"

Obviously you are fake

is dave spector really an american?
he speaks japanese too fluently.

>>237 You are think you know engrish so well? You have many many mistake

>>237
Plus....

I am not pretending.

Dave Spector has been in Japan for a long time and i think it
took him a long time to speak as well as he does.

maybe similar to Patrick Harlan

>>239
of course i make mistakes i am not native speaker of english.

what is your excuse?

I am attracted to Shizu-chan of Nankai Candys.

I do not understand it because she cannot be considered cute,
but still i am drawn to her

fuck off Dwaine

even bin laden started studying english several uears ago.
according a news program in those days.

i hate mosquitos

do you use 4ch?
how is it going?

no i don't

why does yamaguchi moe talk so slow?

fine, 250
mother bitches

speaking of europeans learning english
they are very good at it. i saw a lot of sweden, dutch people who speak on native level
althourh they are teens

Swedish people are required to being learning english from
elementary school age. Same for Norway and Denmark.
that is why they can speak english very well

also American and English movies and tv shows are often shown
without subtitles in Sweden and Norway

swedish girls are beautiful. that is unknown fact.

fuck off Dwaine

it is fun to say once in a while

sorry .
--swedish girls are beautiful. that is wellknown fact. --

Jack Bauwer is the best !!!

In Sweden, they don't make many tv programmes by themselves.
They import programmes from the UK or the US.
It's same in Netherland.
I think it's one of the reasons the people in Sweden and Netherland
speak good English.

neet's life is so lonely and dull ;_; and i feel depressed very often

ohayo~~~~~~!!!!
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Ta Da! That guy was totally NOT a native speaker, Utada Hikaru's album didn't do well in
America because it was considered an international album and she isn't well known except
for the songs she did for Kingdom Hearts. I agree that Sweedes are good-looking. Most
Americans aren't afraid of terrorism unless they live in major cities. Why does everyone hate
Dwaine?

because he is geek. he want to meet girl through this board LMAO.
he lack social skills.

Well, to give credit to everyone here, you all met a girl online. To give credit to
those who blame Dwaine for his motives...you're right. That is kind of lame.

264 is not an attractive number

i want a punk girl

although I find I am usually attracted to almost any girl who
in is a band. Except for the drummer of Sister Paul.
She is cool and good drummer, but i cannot be attracted to her

What is Sister Paul?

its a band

good morning,
before I go to school i must say:

Fuck off Dwaine

saying such is as important as breakfast I feel

Explain its band Sister Paulin detail, you crap!
How many girls are there? They are old farvorite? Huh?
They can sing well?

Why is it so important for you to know about Sister Paul?

They are two men and one woman. They sing pretty well. They
play loud garage-rock and are good at performance. I haven't
known of them for so long but I like them quite a lot. If i have
a chance I will buy their album

You must find a job before buying their CD album.lol

i have a part-time job so i am able

you must take your own advice

Dag Agren is a very funny man.
Do you know him? He's famous online.

do you say fuck off dwaine because he is a nerd?

Fuck off Dwaine, everyone! I've decided it is a new greeting! Doesn't it give a welcoming
ambiance to the thread? No? Punk is good. But I'm not truly punk. 264 is a fine number.
Who was gundam? Which gundam? What the hell do you people do in your spare time? This?
Are any of you students? What if Dwaine isn't really a nerd? Do I ask too many questions?

Woe is me! I can't sleep! I had to get up too early today and I will get up early again
tomorrow. And before anyone asks, it is midnight here. Oh, well. This was boring me to
tears anyway. Someone say something interesting and ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!!!!! Ta.

Gundam, also known as Mobile Suit Gundam, was directed and created by
Yoshiyuki Tomino and first aired in 1979. It, and other series to
follow, can be considered some of the greatest anime of all time.

just go to sleep, man

oi, you guys!, rainy season has set in kanto and koshinets district.
but you dont care?
is it because you seldom go outside?

its the best time to use the internet.

You can see your Yukorin in police uniform at the next program of Koichi-Ike.
you should prepare for a box of tissue paper to wank.

what is yukorin for you?
i think its a waste of money, waste of time.

Yamazaki Mami advertises Sankusu.

I think tne number of Yukorin nerds is decleasing.lol
But Who's nerds are climbing up, though? Rosa, Mami Yamazaki, or Hilary Duff?

i feel yukorin isnt good at japanese, listening to
her japanese.
i dont know why she speaks in such a way.

The stupid are easily deceived by Yukorin.
there once uded to be many idiots in this thread and wrote a very scary sentences.

rosa is getting more popularity in cpmparison with
the day she appeared in the cf for zexy.
yukorin is out of eyes.

rosa was an assistant for the tv italian conversation, which
is one of educational programs.
she looks more intelectual than yukorin.

who is yamazaki mamy?
is she already well known all over japan?

Yeah of course, it's clearly!
Rosa is more intelligent and beautiful than Yukorin.

I don't understand Yukorin's language.
why does her japanese sound childish?

But no one knows whether Rosa can speak italian fluently or not.
She was born in Napoli but she speaks only kagoshima dialect
in stead of italian.

because she is stupid and needs to act innocent to hide her past.

I heard WTF is Mexican

rosa seems to have had a hard time to adjust herself
to japanese society in her school days.･ﾟ･(ﾉД｀)。･ﾟ･
she may have been isolated for her extreme beauty among
her classmates.
i hope god save rosa.

but you shouldn't forget the most important thing.
Kaela is the most beautiful girl and she's mine!

yukorin guy is the same as kaela guy in their attitude.

i dont know whether kaela is a singer or a talent.

But Yukorin is the most popular, comparint to
Kaela, Rosa and Mami. That is the fact which
no one denies.

>>299
Why do you think so? Yukorin nerds are stupid, NEET, fatty and ugly.
On the other hand, I am very wise and cool. Kaela regards me her knight.

>>300
Kaela is a model.

yes.
a lot of people are still yukorin's fans.
there is no sign that shows she is losing her
popularity so far.

i dont understand what akihabara ppl think.
are the talents really happy, surrounded by
a lot of akhabara ppl?

Kaela is famous for what song?

My Kaela always trys to know how much I love her by asking a silly question.

i understand that you have no reason to hate yukorin.
you should be honest, and yukorin will smile on you.

Why all of you guys here love to talk about Yukorin only?
I hopefully ask you to move to other girls like, say, Mao
Kobayashi, who is very cute. How many males are interested in
her? Guess a very huge number.

It can't be denid, that anti Yukorin people are the
clear evidence that she is popular.

What?
Do you like her as well?

Mao Kobayashi is one of the top-class pretty girls in Japan
But you should be aware that my Kaela is the most beautiful girl in all over the world

if you say so, the topic about yukorin has led users here.
in other words, it has been difficult to maintain this thread with
no yukorin topic.
no one can get rid of yukorin from this thread.
you have to admit it.

Do you people know whether Mao is appearing in TV shows other
than Mezamashi terebi? I'd love to watch her. And what do you think
we should look upon her as? A broadcaster or a TV talent or what?
Her sister is an announcer so I guess she want to follow her, though.

>>311
I didn't say that Kaela girl was ugly or less beautiful.
I didn't care about her. But I think I respect your taste, of
course. So you need to pay a good respect to mine as well.

Someone please set up new threads that are classified category
by category. This one should be titled "Let's Chatter about
Yukoring in English."

yukorin>rosa>kaela>mao
no problem

Mao is pretty, her smile makes ordinary people cheer Saturdays.

>>312
Please read me more carefully.
I didn't mean to get any topic about her out of here.
What I meant was to move from one to another. And I suggested
talking about Mao this time. We can go back to Yukorin anytime
what we discuss is put to an end.

>>316
What does it mean? how much stupid?

>>315
Sounds good. Go ahead.

>>316
You are hating Yukorin, aren't you?
I thought you always says so.

>>317
It is. I love her voice as well as her cute face.

Who is Mao?

>>321
Mao Kobayashi.

>>322
You can see her face on the Google image seaching.

To the guy who's haunted with Yukorin, I tell you, forget it.
She's not Japanese, she's Korinian, isn't she? do you really
love a creature from outside of our Planet?

>>321
You were able to take a look at her, weren't you?
So....how is she? Beautiful?

Who do you like then?

I'm tired of being tired.
I'm bored to be bored.
Can someone make me laugh?
I guess not.

>>326
Who are you talking to?
Me? I said Mao.

>>327
If you wanna laugh, You should stand in front of a mirror.
The image of very Fat and ugly man is there. You have a big laugh.lol

>>329
Thank you. You made me laugh, hahahahaha.
the ugly man always stands behind you. Don't forget that.

very funny

I wonder if the guy who asked me about Mao could look into her.

>>329
Very charming, mister Nameless learning English.
Does the same thing happen to you when you stand in front of a looking glass?
Ha ha ha! You are really funny!

How long did it take to translate it?

I am jobless

>>334
I guess you posted on the wrong thread.

I see the Kaela stalker has come back

>>335
It means you have much time to study.

What made you think so?
I asked you. You're slow, aren't you?

fuck off Dwaine

>>339
Who are you speaking to?
Yourself I should say.

When I sudied her face, she seemed awkward and tried to
bread the ice, and said she loved me, which I expected her to
say, so I pursed my lips and gazed at her continuouslly.

You idiot! Never call me a stalker!!
I am a wise knight to protect Kaela!!

>>343
because you say such ridiculous lies I call you a stalker.

if you try to talk to kaela you will surely be arrested

why kaela?
why not yukorin?

And then she looked somewhere else to avoid my gaze, tears
running down along her cheek. You may think I was cool, but
I was not. It was all her fault.

yukorin fans are merely strange and sometimes gross

this kaela fan is surely crazy

>>344
Shut up! Mind your own crap business! You parp!! I don't tell a lie. It's truth! Kaela is mine, She also wanna belong to me forever! Just she said so!
Why am I arrested, huh? Do police envy me? huh?

police will arrest you because you bother kaela by saying that
she belongs to you when she does not. She never talk to you.

because you say such ridiculous lies here it becomes my business

Never call me a stalker, fan or nerd! I am her wise knight to make my Kaela happy!
Are you able to understand?

it is part of policeman job to arrest crazy stalkers

Amazingly enough, we promised we were gonna get married, but
she blew it. She met her former boyfriend. I came across them
passionatly embrace each other on the street just a few days
before our meeting at that time. I didn't want to read her
the riot act, because it meant the end of our would-be married
life.

i cant understand lies or crazy talk of a stalker

>>349
What makes you believe that my truth is a complete lie? I think your IQ 30 makes so.

You are in a strong jealous of me, aren't ya?
You should find a nice girlfriend before envy at me!

kaela guy is always mysterious.

Where is that Bauwer guy gone?
I suspect he is still posting anonymously.
He sometimes shows up to stimulate our discussion and make it
as hot as possible, pretends going away, and after that contiues
to talk humourously about Yukorin or other idols. He's the stalker.
There's no dought about it.

how come you guys are repating the same topic over and over again.
its extremely boring.
get lost as soon as possible.

Whenever I wirte the truth between Kaela and me, I feel strong disgust by the insane idiots who envy me and try to break our relationship

>>358
Hi! I was looking forward to seeing you, the Bauwer maniac.

Kaela sings very well so her CDs are selling well.
That's reasonable.

>>357
>He's the stalker.
I'll say. He must be.

>>357
That's the funniest joke I've heard on this thread.
You see I'm a Net surfer and I jump several boards one after another.
So I don't usually monitor the same thread for long time.
That's why my responses are sometimes come late.

Kaela is Venus.

>>363
Don't lie. We know you are. "No more pretending."
That's what I want to say.

>>364
sorry I was making dinner, where was I?

Oh yeah, you are such a crazy stalker. I should tell Kaela to be
careful of you

i need some pussy, yeah!

TGIF!

I would gladly have sex with Kumada Yoko. She seems nice and
slightly chubby in a good way.

>>368
why be happy it is friday. isnt everyday the same for neet?

chubby? wild and curvaceous I guess.

>>371
okay that too

>>370
Everyday is a winding road for Kim Bauer the Virgin Boy from Heaven.
Don't speak ill of me. I love you all.

i would not object to sleeping with Yasu Megumi either.

>>373
I thought Jesus was the only virgin from heaven

I go to the same school as Crystal Kay. I often see her on
campus, but i never talk to her

fuck off Dwaine

i have no brain becasue it is still amusing for me to say

>>376
Never stalk her

>>377
I would love to speak with Dwaine.

>>378
of course not. everyone treats her as normal student. of course
the school is not so normal. It is Jochidia all English campus

>>379
why want to talk with Dwaine?

even though i have no interest in ono mayumi i would proabably
not refuse sex with her

>>381
Dwaine seems like an intelligent man.
It will be stimulating to speak with him.

Dwaine maybe intelligent,
but he seems boring

he seems like he tries to hard to make others like him as well

>>383
well what would you like talk of, if you need mental stimulation?

i want to talk about my cock in some hot wet pussy, yeah!

no one wants to talk about such a thing!
you are idiot!

>>386
If you are dealing an intelligent guy, almost anything can be intellectual
stimulation. Even a talk of President Bush's nose hair could excite you to madness.

>>389
I 'm sure You two boring men will get along well.

>>389
I highly doubt a discussion of President Bush's nose hair could
be intellectually stimulating, no matter what pseudo-intellectual
crap you try to include

>>390
I take that as a compliment. Thank you.

>>391
Well, well, my example was a little radical. But I'd like to speak with him anyway.

>>392
guess I just don't cut it for you huh?

so michel jackson isnt guilty.

the jury has made a decsion?

i want an elephant
i want an elephant
i love elephants
i love elephants

woo ugh elephants yeah!
woo ugh elephants yeah!

I want an elephant
I want an elephant

elephants!

1,2,3,4

so Kim, what do you think about the US government's descsion not
to support Japan's bid for a permanent seat on the UN security
council and Japan's subsequent postponement of seeking a seat?

yukorin is waiting for me at nirvana.

>>398
to say such a thing is to be ignorant of the meaning of nirvana

there is nothing waiting for you at nirvana. that is the purpose
of nirvana.

and yukorin will only wait for billionaire

400

US sees japan as just a henchman, and
china and russia as rivals.
rivals are much important than a henchman.

so yukorin is Maitreya.
i think she came from heaven to save this world.

>>402
think what you want.

she is doing a pretty shitty job if she is here to save the world

She saved my world. I was running out of fapping material.

running out of what material?

sounds like a euphemism for jerking off

this world is in yukorin's pocket.

fuck off Dwaine

>>404
it that were true I would kill myself right now

Good evening everyone. What's happening?

fuck off Dwaine

How is everyone tonight?

>>377>>407>>410
Are you jealous of Dwaine?

i can't speak for the rest
as for me, not particularly

so Bob, tell us about yourself please

>>411
i am fine. how are you?

My name is William, but my friends call me Bob

i see so it is a nickname.
where are you from?

I found out about this board from the Nihongo Journal. Does anyone know it?
Unfortunately it is out of print now.

i can see yukorin in a daydream in day.
and i can see her in my dream after i asleep at night.
i feel she treis to protect me from something unfaborable.

I am from Canada

I have been to parts of western canada, but never eastern.
Canada seemed like a nice place in my opinion

do you live in Japan now?

I think Canada's a nice place. It may not be perfect, but it's a good place to live

which area of canada do you come from?

Yes, I live in Japan now

I am from the Edmington area. Have you been there?

Actually, yes I have. As well as Calgary, Medicine Hat, Lethbridge,
Vancouver, and Victoria. There was somewhere else but i forget
name. it has s as the beginning I think

what do you do in Japan?

I do what most of us North Americans seem to do, namely, "eikaiwa"

for a company like Nova or something?

Actually, I work for a small, privately owned school

that is probably better.

where in Japan are you staying?

How do you like living in Japan?

Japan is great, but I did have a litle culture shock, mainly with the food.
I live in Tokyo.

I wanna live in Japan.

>>435
where do you live now?

Well, good night everyone. Thanks for chatting.

>>436
I live in Yokohama

peace out brother

You are in love with Yukorin.

that is living in Japan.
do you mean you want to live in tokyo?

>>440
no one is in love with yukorin. it is impossible she is too
annoying

I hate Yukorin.

it is easy to hate yukorin

I am neet like kim bauer but im not ugly and not fat. im cute.
what do you think?

Hey everyone! What's up?

Im not japanese (and not native english speaker) and i think that
Mao Kobayashi is very ugly.
http://www.scramble-egg.com/artist/event/img/046kobayashi_mao3.jpg

You think she's ugly? You need new glasses. She is a cutie!

>>447
I'm not japanese eather, and I agree.
I want more Yuko!

>>448
It seems that you whould hit anything, as long as it walks on two legs :)

>>449 Say what you will, but that girl is CUTE

Yuko is great too!

LET IT BE

When I find myself in times of job
Mother Mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom ,
Let it neet

why obsessed with idols? idols is a just cute girl with proffesional stylists and
other thing like that. there are a lot of beautiful girls in the world

>>452
That was beautiful.

I like man who keep nails clean, apply cacao butter after taking shower, iron
clothes and cook. But when it comes to metrosexual Japanese, I have a kind of
different impression. So I can not be all for it.
First of all, I don't like twiggy man. And most of metrosexual Japanese men are
bony and pale-looking. and I don't like their way of talking. too overfamiliar
or too posing. I love strong and sun tanned man who is quiet but affectionate.
well, it is personal preference though.
And next, it is probably highly biased opinion though, I feel they pay too much
attention to fashion, appearance or anything to be organized. Sometimes well
ironed sheets are existed to be messed, sometimes dishes are fine to be left in
kitchen, sometimes McDonald's tastes better than Grand Maison. The way of
dressing down is more important than how to dress up when it comes to man&woman.
It is my biased assupmtion but I guess they don't allow themselves nor girl to
wear worn t-shirt at home nor keep messy dishes in kitchen for a week.
I am too lazy, probably.

...well I am biased. My opinion is filled with prejudice.
Anyone knows cute and sexy metrosexual in Tokyo?

>>449
I see you are finding Dwaine very stimulating

You are fuckin' NEET who like same kind of busaiku idol.lol

withdrawal people are worse then neet
do you agree? or they are just have a bad psychic health?

>>455 Are you female? How about a cute and sexy American??

to whom do you talk >>457 ??

HORSE the band rocks fucking hard!

>>459
well since you are not cute nor sexy it is pointless to ask

>>453 I think all Japanese girls are attractive. Even the "ugly" girls are still at least a little cute.

dwaine isnt metrosexual. i bet he dont even go to bath very often
hahaha

>>459 Oh you hurt me

>>459
it is such statements that make people continually repeat:
Fuck off Dwaine

>>464 I take a bath every Saturday night :)

Dwaine's keitai address is a poor joke.

it belongs in saitama

>>466 Well I love you too

>>465
Oh, you should not hurt yourself.

do you like white girls, dwaine?

>>468 Why Saitama?

>>471 If I wanted a fat sloppy, loud white girl, I would have stayed in America

but there are a lot of beautiful girls in america...
what are you talking about????

>>473
so you admit that you are a kind of foreigner who comes to Japan
just to pick up girls. you have an asian fetish? Or you cannot
get the girl in America?

Dwaine, let's discuss about President Bush's nose hair.

My cock is shorter and less tougher!

>>472
i shall not teach you our stupid jokes. you must learn unfunny
japanese jokes on your own

i bet he has an asian fetish + he can't get the girl in USA.
and he want a typical queit girl , who dont even talk bad words(critique) to him
dwaine is a mess

do you believe in yukorin?

>>473 American girls and Japanese girls are like bologna and steak. A person can survive off
of bologna, but after trying steak, he never wants to eat bologna again. And yes yes yes!
I love Japanese women.

tell me about saitamasaitama please

Dwaine must not know of loud sloppy Japanese girls. he should
go Shibuya at night for education

It's very difficult or even impossible for asian men to have a white girl just like Hilary Duff

Loud sloppy Shibuya girls don't even compare to loud sloppy Western girls.

>>481
you have never had a Japanese girl so how do you know?
you just think you will have better luck with them

Almost all of Saitama giris are busaiku I think

I watched Yasujiro Ozu's Tokyo Monogatari last night.

>>484
its impossible for non-rich or famous white men to have Hillary Duff

Shiawase kara te wo hikou

time to say again,
Fuck off Dwaine

but we can wank, just imagining as if Hilary is my lover.lol

i buyed a photobook by nobuyoshi araki yesterday i like photos a lot

So who is the little prick that likes to bad-mouth me all the time on this board? You're lucky I
Don't know where you are, cause i'd have to open up a 5-gallon can of whoop-ass on you.

actually i don't care if Dwaine is here

just saying such a thing has become habit

Suck my cock!! Anyone is welcome

>>494
i think that means you would fight me,
but it is pointless to say such things because we will never
meet. And besides I am confident that in a fight you would lose

>>494
why take offense at a message board?

Sonm i'd kick your hinnie all the way to Hokkaido

Is there a girl here?

>>497
But if you really want to fight Dwaine you can find
me tomorrow at Ueno station. I have to change trains there.
i think there will be enough time to defeat you before i need to
catch the train

>>499
it is fun to talk about your strenght when you we will never
meet isn't it?

he is a fatty geek who was bullied in school!!
every little shit kicked his ass in school! i can feel it.
im going to take a shower.

>> 501 Ueno station huh. All right, Whaddya look like?

>>500
there may have been a girl here, but perhaps Dwaine made her
go away by being the foreigner who tries to get a Japanese girl

japanese girls like handsome foreigners men.
but dwaine isnt handsome.

>>505 oh, you hurt me again!

>>504
I am Japanese man with shaved head and beard on chin 175cm.
I have a scar on left side of my face from childhood accident.

What do you look like?

>>506 Stop it please!

>>504
I do not think I am the only one who has said things against you
for example I am not 503, 505,506

Dwaine and I will be good gay friends, won't we?
Let's suck our cock each other

KRS-1 is very good. he does not seem so popular for a long time
though

Why is everyone so mean to me? TT

Yukorin is yours!

Why is everyone so mean to me? TT

i want my mommy!

I have no money!

>>513
it is not true. some of us don't say things against you

you should do it this way (TT)

>>516
i think many Japanese man thinks foreign man can easliy get japanese
woman and is jealous

>>518 oh I see. thanks (TT)

>>515
well tonight you appeared as a lech

Can't we all just get along?

Where's the love people?

>>518
no this better (> <)
or this (T_T)
or this (;_;)

(><) Does this=angry?

>>522
it is not really the nature of this board

>>523
I'm the man you're looking for.

So do you think that Pyongyang can be persuaded to return to the 6-party talks?
How do Japanese people about the nuclear threat from North Korea?

feel

>>524
not it is sad
angry is (-_-#)

feel about the threat

>>530 Oh I see. Thank you

>>531
so you are no longer considering appearing to attack me?

>>533 Attack you? Why would I want to attack you?

I could never attack a fellow human being.

especially one that's bigger than me

why is it going violent?

>>528

we have to bomb north-korean nuke labs immediately

>>534
as I thought, you will talk threatenly because it is message board
but not really do anything.

this is okay though. i will admit i thought you were annoying
earlier and so i said things about you. it is the nature of
this board

>>538 Well, if I were Bush, that would have already been taken care of years ago.

Bush is an idiot

>>539 Yeah, I'm full of hot air, I admit it

>>539 Sometimes I like to talk big because I have a rather small member

>>543
how do you know it is small? do you compare with othe men?

has a woman told you so?

>> 541 I don't think Bush is an idiot, but I do feel that he has made mistakes

>>544 you know those guys in the porn movies? They have big ones. Mine isn't
anywhere near that big (T T)

>>545
texas people will be loyal to one another.

all history points to Bush not being very intelligent but being
privelleged

no
(-_-#) = crushed
(><) = crazy

>>546
do you mean western porn films? are those men normal? it is
scary to think so

>>548
not according to my mobile

>>547 No, I am not loyal to Texas people. But I do like Bush. Afganistan was the right
decision, but Irak was a huge mistake

>>551
why was Afghanistan the right choice?

It should have been North Korea instead of irak

>>553
Much like you N.Korea is all talk

>>552 I hate and despise the Taliban, have for years since I first read about
them. They gave aid, comfort, and safe haven to Bin laden. They deserved to get their ass
bombed into oblivion

>>554 Ha ha ha! Thats funny

But at least I don't have a nuclear bomb at my disposal
that could reach Japan

America gave Sadam Hussein chemical weapons.
America gave the taliban weapons in the past. America gave
support to the Khmer Rouge which slaughter millions of people.

By your thoughts America should be bombed then

>>558 you are wrong about the Khmer Rouge. We never supported them. But you are
right about the other points. America made many stupid mistakes during
the Cold War

so, Dwaine, did you get any e-mail from girls from here so far?

>>557
but if N.Korea strikes anywhere they will surely be destroyed
very quickly. so of course they will not attack

let's stop talking about stupid things.
dwaine send your photo please

>>557 A rational person would think like that, but I am afraid the kin jong Il
may not be rational. one of his bombs could destroy Tokyo or Seoul.

>>560 No i haven't gotten any e-mails from girls. like you all said,
I am a geek

>>559
no it is true about the Khmer Rouge. Before America had good information
about them, they supported Pol Pot because he was again N.Veitnam
and against chinese communism. America has long history of supporting
bad dictators.

>>565 YOu are right about supporting ductators. America has made many horrible mistakes

I AM A BIG GEEK.
I AM A LOSER.
I AM A COCKSUCKER.

>>563
I think he is more rational than many think. why would he want
to die and give up all he has? that is surely what will happen
if N.Korea attacks.

but America has done many good things for the world too, I think

Pol Pot is a wonderfull man. all world's leaders should be like him

>>567 That isn't the real Dwaine

>>567 That isn't the real Dwaine

>>571 That isn't the real Dwaine.

>>566
And since it seems that Afghanistan had little to do with 9/11
that invading them was not worth it.

it seems more so since the taliban is still in control in some
regions of the country and different warlords control the rest

>>568 Well, look at the Islamists. They certainly aren't rational. How can you fight
against someone that doesn't mind being destroyed?

>>574 little do to with 911? They planed the operation from there

well they all have same mobile address so it is impossible
to distinguish

>>567 you may be right in 2 out of 3, but i am definitely not a cocksucker

>>569
Yes
but all those money comes from the irq war and kyoto porotcal( which us was not agree)

>>576
a group of Saudi's and Egyptians planned it in Afghanistan so it
is good to invade Afghanistan? That is like Britan invading Libya
in order to stop IRA terrorists

>>580 Yes, becuase the Taliban ALLOWED them to do it. So the Taliban were just as responsible

and American's allowed Hussein to gas many kurds and Iranians with
weapons supplied by America, so should Iran be allowed to invade the US?

>>582 Ha! I'd like to see them try it

We obviously have differing opinions on this matter, and I respect yours,
but I support the Afganistan operation 100%

>>583
Americans always seen so arrogant and hypocritical just because
they know their country cannot be easily defeated in war.

America will never work in harmony it seems

China will quietly build itself up and then the world will be
very different I think.

>>585 Yes, you can say that.

>>587
so you are proud of being such a bully country?

>>588 Not a "bully country" but a bullshit country.

I do not blame all americans, more america goverment.
although some americans arrogance and attitude is hard to accept

>>588 America isn't perfect, but the world would be in a pretty sorry state
if there were no America.

sounds a little bit arrogant.

Are you proud to be Japanese, every one?
If you are, about what are you proud of?

>>593 Stop impersonating me.

>>591
not really.

some other countries would just be the biggest exploiters and
bullies instead.

Japan certainly would not be the wealthy, advanced free country that
it is today if America had not intervened.

I think I'm going to bed. Goodnight everybody.

>>593
I am not particulary proud to be Japanese nor am I ashamed to be
Japanese. Nationalism is really a waste of time and patriotism
is really just a unifying myth to lend support to a goverment or
ideology

>>597 Are you going to bed? Good. The fake Dwaine is retiring for the evening

>>596
not really. Japan started to act like a European country and
take colonies and American and Europe got angry and trie to close
Asia to Japan. thus WWII. Japan grew well out of it, but America
can hardly take a whole lot of credit.

Unless you want credit for destroying over half the country when
you probably didn't need to

fuck off Dwaine

>>601 Well, I think I will take your advice and go fuck off. Good night everone.
The geek is off to slumber. Sweet dreams everone

at first Dwaine was just annoying for his comments about Japanese
women, but his politcal views are not so good in my opinion.

but not everyone will agree, it is life

dwaine use tripcode
like:
dwaine#code

I have a confession to make.
I jerk off every weekend.

What you are interested in about America?

>>605
we assume it was everyday
you are not so different from the rest of us in that respect i think

do you favor magazines, dvd, or imagination

Everyy weekend? Heck, more like everyday

>>607 Definatly DVDs. I rip them into HDD and use them just like a porn jukebox.

I wonder how stupid can I be...

you are geek with no life.
just like almost all on 2channel

>>611 Does that include you as well?

Is there american?

Dwaine is so stupid. He is ugly, has no friends, and girls don't like him.

Dwaine's life is worthless. It has no meaning or point. He should die

>>609
do you prefer western porn or japanese porn?

>>614 Ouch! You got me there! Bully me more!

dwaine's imposter is deadly boring. even than dwaine itself.

>>617 I know that you are not the real Dwaine. You are a fake. But the real
Dwaine is a total loser. I know, because I have met him

>>616 Of course Japanese erobi, who do you think I am? Dwaine the Jap gal lover!

i need fashion advices

>>619
how did ou meet Dwaine?

>>612
yes.

I used to know him at a past job

even if Dwaine is fake it is still okay. I don't really care

>>624
what job?

Dwaine would always try to get a girl friend, but he never could

No girls like him

>>626 Sorry, I can't tell you.

>>627
I don't believe you. Dwaine is teacher at elementary school it
seems. How could you work together?

>>630 That is Dwaine'e job now, but before that he worked at some eikaiwa schools

He tried to impress girls be speaking French, but they just laughed at him

he have lolita complex.
it's very dungerous to allow people like dwaine wprk in school!!!

>>633 He tried to get young women, and older women, and really ANY woman,
but he is such a social loser that nobody takes him seriously. I think he is
probably still a virgin

it's friday night
party everyone ???
haha what a silly joke

>>631
but you are not native so how could you work with him at eikaiwa?

dwaine may be a geek, but all of you attacking him is totaly pathetic.
you guys are worse than dwaine. espasially >>631.
grow up. idiots.

I can still teach English. The eikaiwa has some Japanese teachers as well as native
teachers

>>634
it is probably true. Dwaine seem really desperate to get a Japanese
girl. maybe he should go to roppongi

i find it ironical that everybody calls dwaine a social loser
when EVERYONE on this board are neets/withdrawal or social losers

Even in Roppongi they don't want a geek like Dwaine

>>637
no this more fun and im bored

I am afraid of going to roppongi because of black people there

black people are same everwhere. criminals and drug sellers.

if you are bored and have nothing to do, just get out of here,
get out of japan.we never stop you.

I wonder if most Americans are such a big geek like Dwaine

i wonder... what black people do when they are not breakdancing, selling crack on
the streets and do graffiti and rap?

black people are scum of the earth im sure

they only can say such ribbish as YO NIGGA wazzup

That is an ignorant prejudice. SOME black people are like that, but MANY MANY
MANY are NOT like that.

i once met a nigga !!! he show me his knife and sayed:
YO, money or die!
but he was a nigga that means he is as stupid as monkey! i kicked knife out of his
hand and stole his crack!!!

>>644,647,648,649
you are ignorant stupid idiots.

you are racists. go join a truck with loud speaker and sing about
the emperor

Most of the black scum in Tokyo are not even America, they are from
Nigeria, like in Roppongi

>>651
no you didn't. if anyone (no matter what color) showed you a knife
you would start to cry and piss yourself

There sure are a bunch of ignorant retards on this board here

it's funny to see NIGGA "studing" i saw one!
he does math! of course first he wanted to stole someone's homework but
due to unknown reason he fail it. and he decide to do it by himself(!)
it was funny to see how he made stupid errors like:
1/3 + 1/6 = 2/9

Of course in every country their are people who say bad things
about Japanese as well.

What a bunch of retards on this board. At least Dwaine is not a prejudiced
ignoramus, he is only a big geek

>>656
you are soo stupid. It is a good thing you will never leave your
room

why does AV actress Nao have job on regular tv now? will she become
like iijima ai?

of course it's stupid to expect from a monkey to solve hard differencial geometry
problems! monkey can't even solve linear equation or do 2+2.
but as we know NIGGERS have IQ same as monkey! but here comes a question:
monkeys sits in ZOO or run in jungle
then why we dont send NIGGERS to zoo too? i think NIGGERS can be friendly with
monkeys very fast!!!!

how come there are no more tv programs with nude women on at
this time anymore? they used to be common

>>656
I really hope you are not japanese.

Nude women! Now THAT is a topic worth discussing!

>>661
that is what many american say about Japanese. that we are monkeys
who need to be in a zoo.

You deserve to die

>>661 And I suppose that you CAN do differential geometry??? I seriously doubt it

I have personally met black people who were physicists and mathematicians

it is too much of a habit now, i can't stop myself from writing

fuck off Dwaine

and medical doctors

Yeah, fuck off Dwaine, you big geeky loser

>>664
yes there should be breasts on tv

I know where Dwaine lives. Anybody wanna go give him a good beating>>

no it is just habit, Dwaine can stay if he likes

>>672
i don't believe you.

he once said it was ome i think

>>672
i think you are Dwaine but hiding

tits on tv!
thats what we need
boobs on bangumi!

>>675 Sir you insult me

>>676 And ass! Don't forget the ass!

yummy, I love a woman's ass. Don't you?

yes

tits and ass

why did they remove it from late time tv?

cant you live with no boob tube?

Let's talk about a woman's anus. Don't you think it can be so sweet and erotic?

in kansai we used to have norinori noritengoku tv. they recomended
porn and showed samples among other things.

why did it leave?

When she takes off her panites, gets on her hands and knees, with her bottom high
in the air, don't you wanna lick it for hours?

>>682
i would say no, its mainly full of shit. hahaha

woman's ass is nice, but anus is not so appealing to me
i have no interest in anal sex

why is it going erotic?
is it a serious bbs here?

>>684
lick the pussy yes, not the asshole

you know i really hate this feeling. I was in shop buying some food. and
then NIGGA come to shop!! everyone were scared!!! and seller-girl started to
look suspicious. of course she was afraided that NIGGA may stole some food!!!
and then she find a great solution!!! she put RAP CD in store music , and then ..
NIGGA starded to dance wildly!!! i could not believe my eyes! he started to
jumping, waving his sand, saliva spatter all over his mouth!!! He start4ed to move
out the shop. everyone feeled relief. it was a good idea.

>>686
of course it is not serious
why would you think that
anything is okay here

>>688
die not racist fucker. You have no business being alive.

if i meet you i will beat the shit out of you because you are so
stupid

what a messy internets here!

>>687 Oh, but it is so sweet to lick pussy and anus. After she has a nice shower,
she is clean and fresh, oh it is paradise, that sweet anus. Did you ever give a woman an an
orgasm orally from behind, like in 69? When she comes, her anus statys to twitch open and close, open and close.
It is so erotic!

>>692
are you speaking from experience or from watching too many dvd?

I have made woman orgasm orally, but it was not from behind.
she was lying and my head was between her thighs

>>690
You can blame me. but dont come to me and crieng when NIGGA stole your pocket with
money or sell crack to your childrens!
You have been warned

>>692

and she breaks wind

>>688
you can't say anything to black people in real life, right?
all you can do is Just shaking and wetting your pants and posting in 2ch.
whats your beef, chichen?

anything ok means yukorin is ok here.
yukorin is the hottest topic everyday.
only yukorin can save this bbs.

>>694
you probably don't even leave your room.

besides you probably couldn't tell the difference between crack
and laundry soap. You probably dont even know what crack is.

You just like talking out of your ass because you're all alone
and only have your computer to wank off with.

>>693 You should try licking her from behind, and bring her to orgasm. When she
comes, her anus will begin to twitch, opening and closing, opening and closing.
I love to watch it!

>>699
on dvd you love to watch

>>693 I speak from personal experience. Girls love to get their ass licked.
They may resist at first, but after they experience, they love it

when NIGGA walking alone on the street it's normal. you dont need to be afraid.
but when NIGGERS are gathering together it's serious trouble. Like everything in
animal world NIGGERS must survive. they dont have a mind like normal people so
only they can do is street-crime. If you see bunch of NIGGERS walking to you
prepare to RUN!!!

>>702 The Japanese have the biggest herd mentality of any country in the world.

>>702 Everything is group this and group that. They cannot think as an individual.

caution

>>702 is not japanese, nor humanbeing.
he is just a shit

haha actually it was just a provocation !!!:))) and i owned you.
it's funny to see
how i wrote this stupid posts and you take it serious and start BEING RACIST.
(saying stupid words about ALL japanese people judge on post on ANOYNMOUS BBS)
YOU ARE RACIST.
>>702

I MEAN >>703-704
wrong number

Confucious say: Not all blacks are niggers, but all niggers are black.

>>706-707

what you need is one big dose of shut the fuck up

>>709 Don't you mean a big "cup" of "shut-the-fuck-up" ?

I owned you >>709
in reality you think about japanese not as individual people but as whole country.
i sayed stupid words about black people and you started to insult ALL JAPANESE
people. what can i say? you're just little racist shit. stop deniend it.

Confucious say: " The man who walk sideways with erection through door in Thailand
will go to bang cock. "

>>711
はい、もういいよ、おまえ、つまんないから、ね、

goodbye everyone im going to sleep

for ever

nurupo

its a little bit earlier to see you again in my dream.
i want to study english here.

>>716

ga!

金木町ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

you can't learn english here. only if native speaker will correct your mistakes.
but there is no native-san here

tell me about saitama joke please i dont know it

do you know any bbs in english like 2ch?

>>722
no. and i think that no one will be so kind to correct your(and mine) mistakes.
you must be friendly with some natives speakers

(´･ω･｀)but i think that there are some non native speakers here
who can speak as well as natives.

i doubt that.

i can see some high level descriptions i have ever seen.
and i dont understand them, though i try to look up on a dictionary.

>>726
can you show me it please (・∀・)ｲｲ?
i dont see any high-level english here

I am speak very high english. I can correcting your all mistake

>>722
4-ch.net

>>728 No, you're not :)

haha >>728
I am speak english on very high lever. I can correct all of yours mistakes.
FIXED

haha >>731
I am speaking english on a very high level. I can correct all of your mistakes.

>>727
i think these descriptions are so hi level that i dont understand.

tits on tv!

boobs on bangumi!

The geek is off to slumber. Sweet dreams everone

I AM A BIG GEEK.

I AM A COCKSUCKER.

fuck off Dwaine

my name is Hiromi. i was in highschool in 1997. i did enjokosai back then. with
old mens for money.

are you a native speaker?

Hitomi〜〜〜
you are a great girl.

no. but i had a sex with a foreigner. it' was in summer 1997. he talked to me in
english

If some ones needs any helps with english I can help you. I am from a united States.

im not hitomi i am hiromi.

baishun is a kind of a crime(｀･ω･´)
a female shouldnt sleep with a male for money.

but it's enjokousai. i had a friends who did it with me. we will a very good friends.
i still can remember summer of 1997....

enjokosai
does that mean "dating service"?

I like enjo kosai. I want to have sex with a 13 year old

hitomi is not a great girl after all

hiromi doesnt know that having sex is sin.

Sex is natural, and sex is fun. Sex is best when it's one-on-one

i am from tokyo

jah, why do you demand money for it?(｀･ω･´)

because i wanted to buy designers cloths!
isnt it obvious?

Hiromi, I will give you 500 yen and a free lunch at Moss Burger if you let me have sex with you

i am not schoolgirl...

junior high school girl's pussy is the sweetest

i did enjokosai only in highschool.... because my friends did it too

in spite of being natural, why do you use ur sex for ur business?
u shouldnt try to get money in exchange for the natural affair.

i said it before >>749
designers cloths are expensive...

>>754 Why not exchange money? Why is that bad?

Hiromi, how much money did you get for one enjo kosai date?

enough to buy good cloth

How old are you now?

i said i was in highschool in 1997. you can calculate my age by yourself

So you are between about 23 and 27

yeah something like that

good! i'd like to date with you, hiromi

Hiromi, I like sex, and you like clothes. Let's make a deal. You have sex with me,
and I will take you for a visit to the Recycle Shop in my neighborhood.

im going to sleep too

>>764
That's a great idea.
She could sell your clothing and any gadgets you might be wearing since you have no money to give her.

Hiromi, this is a great opportunity! Don't miss it! Recycle shop! Clothes!!

hey neets!!
you dont even talk to girls?

i want to talk for my study.
but my english isnt enough.
i deced to give up.

I am 185cm+ tall

NAUSEA!
NAUSEA!
NAUSEA!
NAUSEA!
NAUSEA!

Im reading only. It is fast English Grammer of master now

hey all, I'm English is Difficult?

"hand to phone, hand to phone, she talks to you in monotone"

i eat too many apples today
i feel sick

Hello. I am from europe and i want to ask japanese people
what do you think about evangelion? because eva is very popular anime in world
and many people discuss this anime and i want to know what do you think about it
too

i want to die i must go to aokigahara and die

good morning

fuck off Dwaine

Good morning！
'EIKEN' is tomorrow.
So I will study English today.

>>778
so then you are not going to aokigahara to die then?

im going to get a cup of tea

lately i have been getting emails from someone claiming to be a
woman. in the emails she says that she very much wants to have
sex. so i should go to her "blog" and enter my phone # and email
address so we can meet and fuck. the link to her blog looked like
deaikei site. so i gave no information it is obviously a scam

i really want to die. i dont have any energy to live

stop learning english it's useless

>>782
c'mon, maybe, it'll get better

yukorin can make all of you happy.
and a lot of people here need yukorin.
this world would be dark without yukorin.
you will be happy with yukorin.

everyone NEET or Hicky?

i am hiki and i want to die

>>782 and >>784
are the same person aren't they?

>>788
no

>>788
no, fuck, no i love my life

why does your mail address both appear as "sage" then?

>>791
hope you're just kiddin'

no
>>787,789,790 all appear as blue and say that mail address is
"sage"

i feel yukorin is already around me when i get up
in the morning. so to speak she is like tje air.
lfe without yukorin is unthinkaable.

>>793
u don't know anything then
you'll probabaly have to do a little research on what this "sage" does

>>794
well you are going to have to kill yourself soon then because
once her career is over it will be hard to see her.

although you have probably bought all her stupid products

jisakujen guy is captured?
he is busy in denying the fact.
its miserable.
dont dig your own grave hall. lol

>>795
I see. well fuck that Im too lazy for research, its saturday
after all

why can't saturday morning tv program be interesting!?

I woke up now. Good morning, How are you?

it's friday night here, and i'm about to leave, baby

people who try to get rid of yukorin will get something
unhappy. i respect yukorin, and its authentic.

i waaaaaaaaant to dddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
but how?
i dont have a gun and know zero about drugs

Yukorin? She is very byusaiku and idiot! I hate her

hating yukorin is not a serious problem.
yukorin is for all the people.
even idiot people who hate yukorin should know
they are saved by yukorin. thats important.

this board make me feel NAUSEA!!!!!!!!!
NAUSEA!!!!!!!
NAUSEA!!!!!!!

>>803
you could hang yourself or jump in front of a train.

or cut your throat or fall off of somewhere very high.

You do not need to know a lot about drugs. guy a lot liquor like
whiskey or vodka. also buy a lot of sleep help pills. drink all
the liquor very fast and take all the pills

NAUSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAUSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel extractly like main character from sartre's novell "NAUSEA"

>>803
or you could rent a car and pipe in the exhaust fumes and sit
until dead. or you could buy a lot of heroine and overdose

>>807
yeah vodka and pills sound good. i may try it.

>>808
or you could buy a helium tank and inhale it, that causes death.
or you could tie many rocks to you and jump into the ocean.
or you could run in front of a bus

In case you didn't know, Yukorin had already been broken her virginity in her ealry teenage with rich man, or handsome gang guy.
Do youknow that?

only people who dont know yokorin sometimes commit
a suicide. happiness is going to come with yukorin.

I need cash to but lunch!

>>813
shut the fuck up about yukorin. she is just another idol no
different from anyother idol. when her career is over you will
choose another idol. Yukorin does not help anybody except maybe
your crazy mind. You are like the Kaela stalker

yukorin is still suffering from bad fabrications.
but people are cool enough to get rid of anything
bad about yukorin.

>>814
why don't you make lunch instead?

I hope you will marry Yukorin!

maybe i dont want to die
but i think about it too often

i hope Yukorin is married tomorrow and never appears on tv again

she will marry rich man and he will surely have affair and treat
her badly because she only choose him for money

Yukorin hates that ugly and poor nerds just like you.lol

>>819
you probably would have died already if you did.

yukorin is not interested in money.
yukorin never loves money.
money cant change yukorins spirit.

Is there a crazy idiot who support Yukorin here?lol
If there is someone who likes Yukorin, Tell me your stupid idea

>>823
of course she loves money. that is why she is idol and makes
cm. she could never marry poor man

i will go to aokigahara drink vodka and pills, sleep all day there
and then wake up with hangover and then i will have a NAUSEA!!!!!!!!!
yeah NAUSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yukorin is too plain to be regarded an idol.

NAUSEA IS EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING THAT SOURROUND ME IS NAUSEA NAUSEA NAUSEA NAUSEA
NAUSEA IS A FEELING OF TODAY LIFE

yukorins love never depends on money.
yukorin is samrt.
yukorin never get married with a guy who is
infected with a desire for money

>>826
only if you do it half-heartedly. otherwise you will die.

Idiot nerds of Yukorin also should be put in a jail and impose Death punishment for inferiority moron.

>>829
your imagination is very strong but you cannot see reality.

yukorin will only marry rich man. she has no love for poor nerds

she has no care for her fans. she only likes her fans to buy
her products so she can get money

>>829
You should be aware that she tries to control her vomit and disgust in front of her nerds!

yukorin vomit is like choco

yukorin can get a lot of money.
but yukorin never loves money.
money loves yukorin.
thats all.

i want to join YAKUZA

>>834
no it is simply vomit

you should go ask her if she will left you drink it

have you guys readed SARTRE's novell NAUSEA??????????!!!!!

>>835
You are very stupid!

i know it.
you are too stupid to read sartre. you dont have a taste, 2ch-nerds

Yukorin likes doing odor farts in the crowd to enjoy people's bitter reaction

>>835
I will call Yukorin right now and ask her. please wait. i will type
our call for you.

Me: Hello, Yukorin
Y: Yes, hello
M: I have a question
Y: ok, what question?
M: Do you love money?
Y: Yes I do, I love to make money. that is my job as idol
M: Do you really care about fans?
Y: I only care that they buy my products, but i don't like to talk to
them. I feel disgusted when I have to shake their hands.
M: Will you marry a rich man?
Y: Of course! A rich ugly man is better than a poor nerd.
M: Thank you for your time.
Y: Goodbye, please buy my products.

See, Yukorin has said it herself. you must believe it now

Sartre and Dazai Osamu are my favourite writers!!!!!!!

>>840
most philosophers just seem a waste of time. Kant, Hegel, Voltaire,
Kamu. they all just write crap that really proves nothing nor
really makes a difference in the operatoins of the world.

it is just the writings of bored pampered rich white men

do you like DAZAI OSAMU!!!!!!?????

>>836
I also wish to be a yakuza. it seems more interesting than normal
job. Im sure if I could be good at hurting people though

I want to go to the Pluto to be alone.

critcizing yukorin is a clear evidence for jelousy.
in stead of speaking ill of, you should believe yukorin.
or you are still childish.

no i really liked NAUSEA by sartre. it's fiction book. not boring philosophy.
i do agree with you that most on philosophy are waste of time. but i like some of
it.
like Nietsczhe Zaratustra. he wrote ribbish, but the book is beautiful.

>>848
well I am jealous that she has more money than me and does a job
that requires no skills and a job that allows her to be stupid.

but otherwise no, there is nothing to be jealous of.

You claim she is from another planet and that her vomit is cocco.
that is being childish

>>849
I haven't read it, but im interested because of you. what is it
about?

akutagawa Ryunosuke is a good novelist I think

test

Compared to Yukorin, Mao Kobayashi is very pretty ,smart and sexy

NAUSEA is a book about people who are stuck in meangless days. people
throwed in alien, pitiless reality. NAUSEA - it's impossible to love and confidences
umpossible of man to understand women and women to understand man.
in another words:
my neighbour is not my brother, we are not united, we are alone in this world

i like akutagawa too he is great

>>855
are you sure its fiction?

yes it's not "science" book.

it's just my description sound weird.

>>858
no i meant it sounds like very close reality,
i was being sarcastic

i am listening to Candy Eye Slugger

it has almost been a year since I last had sex.

I am getting a little desperate. Im horny all the time

suicide is your only solution >>862

>>863
no the solution is to have sex again

but it's never gonna happen.
and you know it

let's talk about Yukorin's oshiri. They are so soft and beautiful. When she
spreads her oshiri, we can see her sweet beautiful anus. It smells like the
sweetest perfume.

I'm tired of being tired.
I'm bored to be bored.
Can anyone make me laugh again?
I hope you can.

let's not. and you know that yukorin dont love you. she is a cold bitch who makes
money like every person in show business. you're all alone in your cold room.

I love to lick and smell Yukorin's sweet beautiful anus. It is the door to Heaven.

you know solution >>867
let's die together!!!

>>870
I just can't help loving your idea!
And you have such a nice name, too!
I think you're a big fan of At The Gates.

We are the fake

No hearts for you to break

The fake machines

Pretend to live on TV screens

If you want to die, just think about Yukorin's sweet beautiful anus.
Then you will want to live again.

>>870
well if you're serious ok.

its so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
its even harder to speak when you know everything has been said
and everything just comes out wrong

>>873
how do you know its beautiful. there is no way you could have
seen it

im not sure if im serious or not. i often think about death but im still
unsure(mostly because i dont know how to die)

>>877
what bullshit. you don't know how to die?
of course you do.

you're just afraid to

of course. there are no human who dont afraid to die. it's not easy.
but again i will try vodka+pills sound like a good choice

>>876 I have seen it, and I have licked many many times. It tastes so sweet and
delicious. It is the door to paradise.

Today is a good day to die.
Yesterday could have been better.
The day I was born must have been the best.

the day when you are borned was ordinary boring day. nobody notice your birth
nobody notice you
nobody notice your death

Everyone, Please don't think about dying! Your life is valuable! You are important.
There are people who love you and care about you.

>>879
I disagree. there are people who are not afraid to die. they
are the ones who take their lives without waivering.

people who use guns are usually impulsive and did not think their
deaths through. it is those who hang that or cut that seem
unafraid and sure of their actions

yukorin has no anus.
yukorin doesnt need an anus.
yukorin cant be touhed on her anus.
that yukorin guy is idiot.
i cant keep up with him.

Yukorin has an anus, and it is sweet and beautiful. When I lick it, and smell it,
and taste it, I feel that I am in Heaven.

>>885
what foolishness. of course Yukorin has an anus. she has to
shit like everyone else

Yukorin's anus is a beautiful chocolate brown on the outside, and rose pink
inside. She has tiny hairs around her sweet anus. The hairs tickle my nose when
I am licking her fragrant anus.

when i see yukorin i want to vomit

>>888
Excuse me for saying this but you are a pervert, mister.

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one two three four
just sit and see
nothing around
nothing but me

gooday mate?

Poetry Bout in English (英語で詩のボクシング)
http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1118403901/

no

>>890 You only say so because you do not the joy of Yukorin's anus.

>>896
you don't know either. you just make up ridiculous lies

>>897
lies or not, I liked it. Let the man continue.

fuck off dwaine

>>899 you sem to be obsessed with Dwaine. Are you secretly in love with him or something?
If you are, it is okay. just let your true feelings show.

This man knows the joy of licking a girl's sweet anus. mmmmm yummy!
http://streetmeatasia.com/post5/g/853.gahli/pics/gahlia3001.jpg

I am planing to go where tomorrow. I perhaps go out to somewhere romantic with Kaela.

Who is Kaela?

Here is another pic of a beautiful sweet-smelling anus. Do you not want to lick it??
http://streetmeatasia.com/post5/g/793.noo/pics/noo61048.jpg

Kaela is mine and she is beautiful, she can sing well

>>905 Have you licked her anus yet??

anus と書くのがさすが英語スレッドだ。世間ではanal だから。
やつらは名詞と形容詞の区別さえつかない。

>>906
my Kaela shouldn't be talked such an offensive toipc.

>>907 "anus" is a noun. "anal" is an adjective

>>908
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

There are many muffins who likes porn topic! You idiots!
I and Kaela are holy couple!

>>911 If Kaela is holy her anus is the door to her heavenly paradise. If you do not
the extreme pleasure of her wondeful anus, I pity you.

Even girl likes to lick another girl's sweet anus
http://www.asianagogo.com/galleries/lbfm/tgp03/lbfm3670.jpg

oh sweet beautiful anus! How I adore you
http://thumb.asiansexclub.com/AAX444WendyYee/011.jpg

i am soo happy the kaela stalker is back and talking ridiculous
things again

why does pooping feel good sometimes?

i want to study english here.

I am a manager for many idols, and i have seen their anus. For example, I have seen
the anus of most Morning Musume girls. Gotou Maki's anus is the prettiest, I think.
She loves it when I lick her anus. Sometimes 3 or 4 of us get together, and I lick each girl's anus.

in this case, can i describe like this?
he is sticky.

im a beginner.
im not sure.

I'm feeling very hungry and sleepy. Somebody, please give me a hand to go on
to stay up. I have to sleep well at night.

pachi pachi pachi pachi

No, sticky really doesn't work.

you can call him pervert,
sick,
creepy,
or lecherous

Are you trying to use newly acquired vocab?

>>922 I am not creepy or lecherous. I just like to lick a pretty girl's sweet
fragrant anus. What's wrong with that?

can i use kinky or scattered brain.
but im not sure.

Why don't you talk back to me?
You always are talking to yourself as if to have a chat with
each other.

AH, I give up. I'll go to bed. Bye-bye.

>>926 Do you want to talk to me about girls' anus?

━|_|━

i really hate the mobaito cm.

i don't believe anyone could be so happy to work a job in a
supermarket.

of course there are people who might enjoy it, but no enough to
jump up and down

i need aspirin and alchol as well as you to settle my self.

This is a very cute video clip. When you watch it, you should turn up the speaker
very loud. http://ticats.ca/~harwoodr/Classic_Auto_1.mpeg

you need me?

>>931
As for the word 'myself', you don't need insert space between 'my' and 'self'.
>>933
no one does.

>>934
Several days ago some crazy guy(s) came from VIP and made a terrible mess in here.
Don't you do that to us again please.

>>934
not like anyone needs you either

i dont need him.
i need only yukorin.
all the ppl here need yukorin.
but yukorin needs me.

I don't need yukorin. I don't think anyone needs yukorin
yukorin definately does not need you.

well she needs you to buy her products but that is all

Well said.

i got the 940th.

My Kaela is too modest for herself to be aware that she is the most beautiful girl.
but I say so to her, she seems to be very happy.

This thread is isolated.
I think I'm gonna talk to myself until it comes to the end.

What should I talk about?

I will introduce myself first.

My name is Nameless. I was born and raised in nowhere.

Strange things that have happened to you....that's a good topic to talk to yourself about.
Pretty funny sometimes.

Aw man, that's boring. Come on! I just woke up! Entertain me!

It's the swedish mexican again!

Darn! I was really spending quality time with myself introducing myself!

Actually I'm American!

sigh...I'm tired...

>>950
So you don't know spanish nor swedish?

>>949
Please continue, just act like we aren't here.

im japanese.

>>950
You've come at a bad time, WTF. Because this thread is going to die soon.

I speak English. And Spanish. And French. And I'm going to learn Japanese and Portguese!

a new thread need to be built. Try someone!

lets fill up here.
its time problem.
and i hope someone create the new one.

Yes, I wanted to be here for the end of the thread. My presence was minimal. I'll try
to stay up later next time to keep you all entertained. ...Or should I wake up earlier.

sleep with me and you won't need to get out of bed

What's going on about M's girl? People are tiring to talkin?

M? Is that Dwaine?

>>958
Our prime time is around eight in the evening.
So I guess it's about seven in the morning in where you are.
Try coming here around that time if you can.

all the ppl her need yukorin.
this world needs yukorin.
yukorin is eternal.

I just saw the video "lovin you" and I don't think I want yukorin

Yeah Right! I don't see seven in the morning if I can help it! Plus, I won't be
able to get online for about a month starting next week because I'll be traveling.
I'll miss you all! :(

You are fuckin' morons who are never able to enjoy academic topics!!

the most popular topic here is yukorin.
progeression with no yukorin is unthinkable.
yukorin is the most academic topic here.

I think the earth is flat

i can't completely understand what makes you be crazy about Yukorin.

yukorin's breasts are flat, too.

Who's Yukorin?

>>WTF
By the way the poster's name that says 名無しさん＠英語勉強中 is not always the same poster, you know?
It's the tentative name for those who wish to post in anonymity.

hey, change the title of this thread from next time.
Let's Chatter in English sounds strange.
Let's Chat in English is better.

I gathered that. What I can't understand is this widespread obsession with Yukorin...
I see it everywhere.

Build a new thread ASAP! you muffin!

What's a muffin? Besides a breakfast pastry...

i get the 1000th.(o^-')b　yeahhhhhh

>>965
I'll miss you, too, I swear. I will really miss you, believe me.
Yes, I'll truly miss you like crazy for god's sake. Trust me.

>>WTF
Muffin means a kind of stupid such as you, used in UK slang!

Whatever happened to treating girls nicely? I miss that.

Cat got your tongues? Build a new thread!

>>936
What happened to the value of humanity?
Neither of you two respects each other.
That's really shitty, man. If you don't feel comfortable, just ignore, han?
The VIP guy numbered 935 is now helping learners at another board.
I was helped by him at the 'Translation Help' board.

Everyone.
Wtf.
she is the girl from america who i want marry.
she is cute

O

How do you know I'm cute? I could be a thirty-seven year old man with a skin problem
and a learning disorder.

In case you don't know.
Wtf is a girl from america.
we should treat her like a princess!!!!!!

really? wtf is a girl?If so
I want sex with wtf

I'm not. But you never know!

Yes! I want to be a princess! And I don't want to have sex with you!

So you can never have a girlfriend!

do you want my dick?

Shred to ribbons? Maybe.

>>989
My cock is larger, so you will be satisfied with,

do you have a wet pussy?

We are wasting this thread miraculously fast.

i will get 1000

Not miraculously. But certainly impressively.

You can't do that due to your stupidness

sorry girl.
we have a lot of stupid jerks around here this time.

Getting the number of 1000 is not so important for me.

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