Chatter in English (英語で雑談) Part 11

Native speakers! English students! Come hither!
Talk about anything you want in this thread!

Last thread: http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1117817248/
Next thread: http://4-ch.net/nihongo/kareha.pl/1106427145/

Personality is simply how you describe the means and measure of deviance.
Discuss.

do not adverst 4-ch here. it's pretty deserted place.
and old thread is not over　　

Starting a new thread at No.950 is standard.

LOL. I'm native and this is the first time i've ever heard the word "hither". I had to look it up in a dictionary :D

hitler

come hither my vision of beauty?

hitler will rape your mom and your cat
i realy realy realy realy hope you will die scum

i want to die too

You can do it

>>9 Why?

>>11
Because she's too beautiful for me to live any longer.

what is hither?
a new word is coming up?

do you have anything new?

4-ch is boring

why dont you try to create a bbs like the world 2ch?

perhaps the big earthquake will happen today

in where?
in tokyo?

i really want to die
what is the best type of suicide?
it's really sad that i can't sue a gun...

i think using rentan is trendy.

>>19

Go seek help. :(

but i really want to die...

no one stiops u,

I think jumping down on train lanes and getting hit by a train
costs so much money that your family would get more angry than
sad. Joking.

But if you reall want to die, you are visiting the wrong place.
There're websites on the Internet that deal with the topic. Go there and you'll
find what's the best way.

>>22
are you looking for anyone to stop?
or do you need the easiest way with no pain?

>>25
Stop me! I don't wanna die! But another personality in me
wants me to die.

>>22
the treatment at heaven depends on money.
do you have enough money to go to anotehr world?

>>25
You are gonna stop me, how?
Nobody can stop me doing what I like to do.

haha stupid imposter.
i dont know why im posting all these crap.
i better go and read dazai osamu and then die quietly

>>27
Yes, at least, more than enough to live in this world for the
rest of my life.

hither is a very old word. it is rarely used.

>>28
stop it ! or the people who deal with your dead body
have to have a hard time.

i don't really wanna die. I don't.
but others are trying to put me in danger.
save me from them!

my last post is >>29.
and i dont care about my body or about my family moneys for train
i dont really care for it.
it's not my problem

>>30
u had better exchange to euro.
another world is part of euro zone economically.

my last post is >>33.
and i don't care if other is cutting in.
I ask for my thing. That's death.
dazai osamu committed suecide so I want to follow suit.

you are all stupid imposters. and i am not too clever to post this crap on
english board... but who really cares..

>>36
Ill join you

You can't die peacefully like dazai did.
You don't have what it takes to be a writer.
Even if a good writer can die nicely, you're too midiocre
to look good after death.

>>34
you have no sense of responsibility.
so you will be rejected at the gate of heaven.

>>39
i know that. but i dont care... i really want to die..
life is meaningless...

yes i dont have any sense of resposibility and i dont believe in heaven or
afterlife.

>>38
Good idea.
i remember he took his love with him into a lake.
death like dazai means a lot. he'll be pleased to
take you as well.

Of course I have what it takes to be a writer

If I could get my shit together I would gather up all my notes
and actually write a book that I keep planning

>>41
never involve anyone.
and i hope your happy life in the next world.
good luck.

>>41
damnit! i said id join you

Well, i'm getting hungry. i'll quit killing myself.
thank you for everything you did for me. bye!!

i dont really care if anyone wants to commit suicide with me
if he wants i dont mind... and i dont really care how dazai osamu died
i just like his prose im not obsessed with him

My great advice. Look at girls around you, and you'll notice
how beautiful they are. Imagine they're touching you and stroking
you. And when they farts, you can smell it as you like.
Imagine Yukorin's fart! It smells like vanilla. You can go to
the heaven if you smell her aromatic parp!

was he a fisher?
if so . his harvest was good. ＿|￣|●uhhhh

Fart can save a human life. That's good to know.

If I ever meet Yukorin Im going to ask her if she is really as
stupid as she seems.

Then I'll tell her to go get a real job and to please end her
horrible career as an idol

why definetely yukorin?
dont make me feel bored.

>>51
I think so, too.
Do you want to buy her fart if she cans her fart and sell it?

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>53
Do you know about yukorin?
If not, you'd best see a picure of her. I'm sure you'll think
she's cute and gorgeous and never think you wanna die.

I wish i could slap yukorin

>>53
Because yukorin's smile makes your life worth living.

I'm awfully sorry I made a mistake.
smile->fart

┐('〜`；)┌boo-hoo-hoo

>>57
What for?
Slaping her makes her fart in spite of herself?

do you ever got that feeling that you're wasting your life one 2ch??

yes

I hate summer

>>62
I once thought along the same line as you do.
But watching her pictures just one time makes me change
my thought. You can see why yukorin makes us crazy if you
see her pictures.

>>64
Yukorin's wearing bathing suits when summer comes.

it's because you're withdrawal >>64 with no friends to hang out!!!
you're all alone near your pc feeling lonely and sad

do you ever wanted to try with boys?
i mean homo sex

>>67
no its because I hate being hot and sweaty and I hate the humidity

and I like snow

>>69
no it's because you are hikki!!! you never leaves your house.
you never did it in last 5 years

Summer reminds me of Yukorin.

Because Yukorin is hot!

why did she had a cosmetic surgery?

next person who will talk about yukorin is DQN

its lunch time.
let us cook a dog.

do you like schoolgirls????

+　　　+
　 ∧＿∧　+　
　（0ﾟ・∀・） dont be sad
　（0ﾟ∪ ∪ +
　と＿）＿）　+

are there any agents for this room?
i feel they appears in a same interval here.

huh? >>78

why do you post here even in day?
is this a community for neet?

yes.
so what?

neet community !
oh kidding that !
I'm not a neet !

neet ppl always say so.

realy mean , I'm an uivercity student
ok ?
are you neet ?

no one isn't here ?
come on neet ! join us !

there are a lot of neet ppl who are students.
of course you are not exceptional.

what do you think of your future, neet guys?
are you sure that you can survive with no job
for your life?
you are criminal.
>>84

do you know NEETs mean ?
student=not neet
well , I don't know my future
maybe I'll be an neet
but I have a dream !
I can realize it .

a student who never goes school. only staying
at home, what is the difference in life from neet. lol

I'm studing now
and I wrote in univercity PC
ok ? dude.

ok
you brought the pc to your home in secret from your school.
and youve used it for a long time with no permission. lol

ok
I know you are stupid fucker
well , I have no word any more
bye dude

ok
all i know is Yukorin is an angel
bye dude

>>93
you that yukorin is not an angel and you are just lieing to yourself.
Don't tell lies to your brain. admit that yukorin is no angel

fuck me please.

whats the next? ching ching

>>95
well ok, but only if you are a woman. Im sorry but Im not gay
so if you're a man I must refuse.

no one seems here.
am i too early to come.

you are too late.
its time to go to bed for neet ppl.

i am gay!!!!!!!!!!!

so what?

Chickin China the Chinese chicken? Have a drawn stick and your brian starts clickin, u have?

so wati nend abatare is great yuppy!!!
and go get some chinko uuuuuuuu

anyone who isnt suffering from a mental illness?

its getting boring.

I am very healthy

>>104
you call me ??

Yukorin is yours!

yes, she is mine as well as rosa♥

such dirty lies!

Rosa is so pretty that anyone can't get her.
but Yukorin is easy.

its true

yes, yukorin is disposal.

>>104
Talk to me. oregakiiteyaru

>>114
r u really healthy?
how r u healthy?

>>114
it's not English !
lol

>>116
lol lol lol

Rosa is just like an angel. Many people (except stubborn and stupid nerds of Yukorin) believe so.
on the other hand, Hilary Duff is regarded an angel in USA.
Prome Minister Koizumi has a responsibikity to talk Bush about which is a greater angel.

why do you like banzai very much?

but this topic is really sensitive.

>>120
more detail.

>>120
which?
Rosa , Yukorin or mentalhelth?

do you mean rosa can cause of a political conflict
between jpn and the us?
i think japan should decide to export rosa to the us.

what is rosa.

Koizumi likes compromise. so he will admit Hilary is greater angel than Rosa.

rosa was made in italy, and developped kagoshima, japan.

I feel guilty when I wank wuth rosa.

i feel like eating rosa.

つrosa

>>128
You cannot eat rosa, but you can eat mona easily.lol
so you should go to NY, not using rubber is best way in sex lol

if rosa's caracter is realy bad
what do you feel ?

jah, i want to buy rosa.

she is in my room with me♥

mona is 1 dollar
rosa is priceless

according to the cm of fuckin' card company

using sagawa express, im going to have a chance to
go on a trip to italy with rosa.

rosa should give me her first experience.

>>133
more detail!

can rosa cook something delicious?
I think Yukorin can't.

there is any more topics except rosa?

>>137
she is in a rocker in my room.
and rosa on tv isnt real. that is a fake.
sometimes i have to make the real one filled with air.

We are cherry! We are jobless! We are fatty!
Live long 2ch!!!

your description is funny.

>>141
that's too bad
go to fuzoku

neet should be left alone.

2ch is the paradise for NEETs

im waiting for rosa at nirvana.

nirvana is nehan? Am I correct?

news for VIP is the paradise. 2ch is its fiefdom

yukorin is believed to have had a cosmetic surgery.
but rosa is said never to have had it.
rosa is only a talent who has real beauty.

do you know that Im university dropout!!! i am just 18 :(
and not fat and i am beautiful
but still dropout
it's sucks

>>118
Hilary Duff is not considered an angel in the US. Her popularity
is in rapid decline and nobody likes her music or her movies.
She's pretty worthless actually

why do neet ppl tend to pay much attention to idols?
you should have more interest in others, or you will
give up to return to the society.
are you satisfied with having no job for your life?

うんこしたい

i dont paying any attention to idols. i really dont care about idols.
im not typical neet. maybe because i am 18.
my interests are
art
design
music
movies
and books.

yeah rock 'n roll mother fucker!!

crush your pc set, and go outside, neets !

neet=god

>>156
what are you if not a neet.

I need to waste sometime before ainori starts

2ch needs to be destroed

>>157
get the pc back to the university as early as possible, future neet.lol

meacle jackson.
there is no expressions on his face.

anyway if you're not neet i doubt that a brilliant future is await you.
posting on 2ch = automatical nerd.

i hate 2ch because you are suck pussies who afraid to get a name !! idiots.
always posting as 名無しさん＠英語勉強中

Tada---
i have name.
neet=god
it is common knowledge that nobody can't deny

i like halcali.
it's cool music

>>164
i hate you because your description isnt easy to understand.

>>167
i hate you because you're too stupid to understand my description

2ch is a place for NEET's and withdrawal.
i once readed blog of 23yo withdrawal girl! she even posted her photos
and she writed it in perfect english(well, other native speakers who readed her
blog say so)

why does he appear here although he hates 2ch?

age

I love you all!

what to do?
i am bored

Your English sucks...

you too

>>169
where is that blog?

>>176 it's dead now
but you can google for
"hikikomori writes" (extractly sentence)

Hello. I am an American man kiving in Ome. I want to talk to Japanese girls in English or Japanese. Any girls wanna talk to me??

living, not kiving

>>178
Hello, Dwaine.
I'm the girl you're looking for.

Hi Kaori. How are you tonight? Where do you live? Tokyo area?

Kaori is busaiker than Yukorin.

182, that is not a nice thing to say!

hey Dwaine
you're probably ugly american who can't find a girlfriend in america and
you decide go to japan?
fuck off

Kaori. Can you send mail to my cell? It is [email protected]

Maybe I am ugly, but so what??? I have a good heart

good heart? that's good!!
btw, how long is your penis?
sorry, it's too parsonal question
but i don't want to talk with a man who can't satisfy me in the bed.

I want to play baseball.
Can you play baseball and soccer?

Sorry Kaori. I want to talk to someone who is sincere. Any sincere ladies on this board? 日本語でも大丈夫！

188, are you talking to me?

I'd prefer Yukorin to Kaori, Dwaine.

dwaine are you quebobo? = teru?

Who is Yukorin? Is she here now?

I don't understand. what is quebobo? Teru?

how old are you?
how tall are you?
what do you do?
where you from?

hello Dwaine
I am yuokorin
Im living in nakameguro

>>193
Didn't you know about her?
You must have a look at her on the Internet.
She's a pretty idol.

Im 21. what's your email again?

I don't know too many idols, bu they are all pretty. All Japanese girls are beautiful, I think. Hello Yuokorin. How are you tonight?

Dwaine, watch out! There are my imposters around here.
>>187 and >>192 >>195 that're spelt kaori (k in the small letter) are not the original Kaori >>180.
I am getting my identification from now on. You can see that next to my name.

Hi Yukorin. my mail is [email protected]

I am fine. what are you doing now?

Some of us here look upon her as an angel.
Much to my surprise, it's thought that her fart smells like
vanilla.

This is my first time on this board, so I don't understand how to use it. I know there are probably many imposters here, but I want to talk to a sincere Japanese girl.

>>204
I am sincere.
At least I try to be...

203, why do you ant to say silly disrespectful things like that? It's very childish you know

hey, stupid. are you really an american?
why do you type so slow?
you barlly speak English, don't you?

I have a question, Dwaine.
Your fart smells like what? decayed fish?

Hi Kaori (with a capital K). Where do you live? kaori, you are right. i am a slow typist. But I assure you that English is my native language

lol japanese chikcs are whores for americans mens.
hey dwaine be careful she must be a really ugly girl...

Hey 208. in English, we generally don't say "decayed" fish. We say "rotten" fish

210, how rude! I see that there are many spiteful, immature people on this board tonight. So sad....

>>209
I am living on the third planet.
Sorry I'm just kidding. But seriously I want to keep that a secret.
I am such a country girl and I'm embarassed to tell you where I live.
How about you, Dwaine? Can I ask you where you live?

>>211
That said, your fart smells like what?

Kaori, I live in Ome. Do you know Ome? It is near Tachikawa. I am a children's English teacher. What is your profession, Kaori?

ok, i believe you
so what do you want to talk about?
i don't like a boring man.
i'm sure you brought some interesting topic that　entertain me.

Kaori means aroma, Dwaine.
So you can expect her fart smells very aromatic.
Her parents must've wanted it that way.

217, I know the meaning of "kaori" 香り

dwaine
what are you doing in japan?
what kind of job?

sorry, kaori (small k). I think you are too silly and immature for my taste.

oh i see

Yukorin, are you still on the board?

>>218
But you must learn a new thing here, Dwaine.
If you say におい（匂い/臭い）, which nearly means kaori, there're
possibilities that you are referring to either rotten or aromatic.
So you need to be very careful when you use the words

Weeaboo!

I know the difference between 匂い、臭い、and 香り　thank you very much

QWhy do you talk with only girls?
You are riceist!!!

she is a profession prostitute i think

mmmm, Rice.

>>215
You live in Ome (青梅) I see. I don't know where it is. Somewhere in Tokyo, right?
And you are an English teacher for children! That's wonderful. I adore little monsters!
Well, about your question, I also keep that a secret. Sorry I just looove secrets!
Now, I want to ask you a question, Dwaine. What do you do in your spare time?

Racist? Ha ha ha! No no. I am a "genderist" lol . Women are much more interesting than men

fuck off 4chan fag

I enjoy this thread. And I'm a riceist, I only eat rice.

Dwaine is just a child molester.
it's so obvious...

fap fap fap fap fap

Kaori, in my spare time I usually study Japanese. I am preparing for the Japanese Language Proficiency Test in December. It is a very difficult test. I must be able to read 2000 kanji.

Kaori, you don't live in Tokyo Prefecture? Do you live far from Tokyo?

but isnt english teachers in japanese have a very low salary?

>>225
You're lying. If you really do, I doubt you're from the States.
It's too subtle a thing to discern so even native Japanese make
mistakes about that.

guess what?
most of japs are just stupid robots who can't think!!
it's true

238. I am not lying. I understand those words, at least I think I do.
Nioi is a neutral word. It can refer to a good or a bad smell.
Kusai means something smells bad. Kaori is a nice fragrance, such as a perfume.
Am I correct? And I AM indeed from the states.

What? He sayd he's from the states? I thought he just sayd he was a native speaker.

My my my, there are so many hostile people on this board

I don't like your know-it-all attitude, Dwaine.

English teachers in Japan have a fairly good salary.
I am fortunate to be able to work in this fine country.

I'm an incredible musician. Here's a song I made a few months ago:
http://www.webpost.net/av/avatarmaster/hand_on_penis.mid
After reading this thread, I think this would make a good theme song for Dwaine.

>>242
Just because of you. Talking only to girls and after you notice
they don't have any interest in you, leaving for another girl,
that's annoying, idiot.

I didn't say I knew it all. I will be the first person to
admit that there are so many things that I don't know.
But those 3 words are not particularly difficult, you know.

Oh 245, you are absolutely hilarious! ROFL

Hey everyone! How are you guys doin'?

we are dead

:(

hey, we are talking with everyone. it doesn't care who is man or wiman.
but you want to talk with only girl?
go back to us. arrogant donkey. it's true that americans are all arrogant. now i know.

Where are all the ladies?

If Dwaine talks about his fart, things will change in this thread.

we are you happy that you're live in japan?

252: Yep, all 250 million of us are a bunch of arrogant bastards. もうばれちゃったね

I don't live in Tokyo. I can only say that.
You are studying Japanese and the test requires you to be able to read 2000 kanji?
That's really amazing. You know, to pass the 2nd grade Kanji Proficiency Test
you must read and write about 2000 kanji as well. I passed that test about before but now
I'm not sure if I can pass it again. I'm losing my kanji. This is serious.
I'm not the half the avid reader I used to be. This is serious, too.
Dwaine, do you read Japanese literature?

no it;s not true.
can't you understand
one simple thing
he came here to talk/meet girl
is it arrogant?
i think no.

255, Japan is a wonderful country, despite the bozos on this board. I love Japan!

>>252
I don't know if all the americans are like him, but
Dwaine is very disgusting. If he's in the market for a girlfriend,
he should go away.

260, you are right. I want a girlfriend. Why is that disgusting?
Everyone wants to find love, I think. Even ugly gaijin like me. :)

How is your fart, Dwaine?

I think he is OK. if japanese girls like gaijins only because they are gaijins
it's only THEIR problems.

Kaori, you are not Japanese, I take it. What nationality are you?

Speaking of farts, I have a joke.
Do anyone want to hear?

263. I want to find a girl that likes me because of who I am.
Not because I am a "gaijin". We are all human, are we not?

go on
. >>265

>>261
You're pretending you're a pervert?
This is not 出会い系サイト. Even ugly gaijin like you have the
right to talk with girls, but Dwaine, going too far is not good.
Get it?

>>266 i dont talk about that. because >>260 said you are disgusting. but it's not
that.

268, how am I going too far? Why is trying to meet a nice sincere girl on this board "going to far"?

I love to talk about girls, mr Dwaine, really.
Do you know about Mao Kobayashi?
She looks exotic. You'll like her.

too far?
what do you mean? Why he can't talk with girls on the internet?
are you envy him?

LOL DWAINE YOU WANTED TO TALK TO THE AZN GURLZ AND NOW YOURE DEBATING WITH /B/ TARDS. ON THE INTERNET YOU CANT WIN. BYEKTHXDIE

>>264
I am Japanese. That's why I type so slow. And all those mistakes I made!
Those mistakes I find out after I posted!

>>267
Well, here it is.

"Why do farts smell?"

271, I am sure she is very beautiful. I think all Japanese ladies are quite attractive.
The Japanese are a beautiful race

HEllo !! I am here finally.!!
Ask me anything!!

Kaori, if you are Japanese, what do you mean that you are "losing you kanji"?
I don't understand. I have met 4th and 5th graders who can already read almost 2000 kanji.

>>275
You're too flattering. Not all Japanese girls look like Mao Kobayashi,
who is now a famous broadcaster. Do you know about M's girls, then?

>>275
japanese boys are beautiful and cool, right?

>>276 who are you

>>280
go fuck yourself, bitch!

273, you are right. There are many silly, immature childish people on this board, it seems. So sad

>>277
A) she has a bad memory.
B) she was not so well educated.

Someone please help me. how can I make the message number appear in blue????

>>282
Like you, pundit.

>>282
Don't be sad. Here is 2 channel, you know.

ぶっちゃけDwaineはうんこだと思ってる香具師は
現時点でどれくらい居るよ？

Pundit! Now there's a fifty-cent word! Studying for the TOFL, are you?

Dwaineは地上に舞い降りたメカニカルうんこ。でっかいうんこ。

I think 289 has an "unko" fetish

>>284
you write "fusianasan" in your name field.

haha

Dwaineは多分めっちゃ運子さん。

>>277
I suspect that you are misimformed, Dwaine.
2000 kanji (2nd grade level of Kanji Proficiency Test in Japan) is supposed to be
the university student level.
Isn't it 200? But that's too few for 4th and 5th graders....


Don't anyone want to hear the rest of the joke? >>274

"fusianasan"?? I don't understand. Please help me

please refrain from using Japanese.
if you want to say something, say it in English.

kaoriのfartsストーリーがスルーされている件
おれも意味分からん。どういういみ？

外国人同士でもこいつは嫌われるタイプだろ。

so what do you think about foreigners with japanese girls?
i think it's ok.

Kaori, some of my students surprised me when they could read everything from the
kanji book that I am studying. I felt very embarrassed and stupid compared top those
children.

Kaori, actually, Level 2 of the JLPT is not 2000 kanji. It is 1000 kanji

>>297
白根。ｗ
うんこがおならに恋をしたってことでいいのか。

>>294
you are wrong.
i have a friends(foreigner) who learn japanese as his major in university.
he has learner 500 of kanji in 7 months

use this key >>>>>>>>>>>>. plus the number

The complete version of the fart joke:

"Why do farts smell?"
"So the deaf people can enjoy them, too"

>>299
はぁ？なにがいいたいわけ？

why it's not "1000 kanjis" instead of "1000 kanji" ?

>>303
スルー。

Like this?

Thank you!

>>309
no no
write in "fusianasan " there.

>>307
さぁどうしてでしょうか？
考えてみましょう。

no, not name feild
here
>>

In Japanese, the plural of "kanji" is "kanji". Since "kanji", is a loan word when
used in English, we maintain the same plural form as the original language.

Dwaineの目的は何？
地球を支配するためにやってきたニコチャン大王？

>>315
運子つながりか。

>313. Oh, thank you! Now I understand.

きゃあ！I don't understand..

>>317
おまえ、頭弱いな。

そうだね。しょうがないなあ。。。。

>>318
英語以外の特技は何？

>>314
THank you!! Now I am a better person!

dwaine like SM
he want to try his new methods on kaori

四則混合算とかちゃんと計算できる？

スペイン語、フランス語、ドイツ語もできる

(two, not one) >> plus the number
are you only graduated from highschool?

Kaori, are you one of Zampanists?

>>325
スペイン語できるの？
すごいじゃん。アメリカで通訳的なことしようとか
って考えたりは？

>>>325

>>327
What are Zampanists?
My dictionary doesn't have that term.

>>326. Thank you for your kind words. I feel so happy

８＋７×６−（12−4÷2）＝

i said "two" not three
you can not count the number?

Dwaine! you should sport TORIPPU so we can tell real you from fake ones !!

>>328. America is almost a bilingual country. We have a very large Hispanic
population. But I am not good enough to be a translator.

5つの言語勉強するのに何年くらい掛かった／掛けてる？

>>334. What is "torippu"?

>>335
ヒスパニックの連中が英語堪能だとでも？

>>330
Zanpanits are those who blindly love and worship Zampan.
Zampanits are the lowest of the lowest.
I am happy you are not one of them.

>>337
やめとけ。お前みたいなキャラはコテフォがついてくれるぞ。ｗ
おとなしく七誌になったほうが吉。

>>336 I began learning Spanish when I was 15. I have traveled to Mexico many many
times, and I am from Dallas, which is more or less a bilingual city.
After learning Spanish, it is very easy to learn French, because they are both
derived from Latin, and thus quite similar. German is more difficult, but it is
a linguistic "cousin" of English.

>>341


Japanese guys are cool and goodlooking, right?

YOU ARE RUDE!

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>>342
LOL
in your pathetic brain, LOLOL

Dwaineの場合は、ｳｻﾞｲとコテフォじゃなくても
思うレベルのｳｻﾞｻなんだから彼らの目に止まったら
ずーと叩かれそうかな。輝とか善良だったのに
ああなったもんな。Dwaineがコテフォられても
とりあえずフォローする気にはならんけど。ｗ

texas is a red state!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i knew he is a raceist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>342. Some Japanese guys are cool and good-looking. Some are very intelligent.
Some are very stupid. Most are average. Just like any other country
in the world, including America.

Dwaineはゆうこりんファンなのか？

SPEAK IN ENGLISH!

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Why is Dwaine hated so much?
I rarely visit the ENGLISH board and this is my first time to see him and he seems to be a nice person.

>> 346 Yep, we are all just a bunch of rednecks in Texas.

>>346
I knew that, too!!!
He smells !!!

パックンについて一言どぞ。＞Dwaine

>> 352. Yeah, I do smell, especially after a long jog in summer.

そろそろ英語板にも女性ネイティブスピーカー（っぽい）のが
降臨しないかな。これまでって♂ばっかでつまらないんだよね。

Apparently Dwaine is a active member of KKK. But what's wrong with that?
It's one of the constitutional rights to hate others.

>>350. Thank you. I am a nice person. At least I try to be. I try to respect other peole's feelings, unlike some of the
posters on this board.

>>355
女性講師激しくきぼーーん。

lasalu ...nice man from canada
teru ......funny young man from us
dwaine...... disgustting!!! from us

Dwaineの職場に居る女性講師を降臨させてくれよー。

>>356. Actually, I loath, despise, and abominate the Ku Klux Klan.
They are the scum of the Earth.

>>359
ﾜﾛ

つーか、ぜーんぶ♂なんだよねー。
なーんとかしてよ、辛気臭いったらありゃしない。

oh the KKK not KKK
okok English is difficult. the KKK okok Now I am a better person.

可愛い女性ネイティブが英語の手ほどきをして
くれるスレが誕生したら、あなたはどないしますか？

>>364
I would become a neet.
honestly, i already am.

なんで今まで一度も女性ネイティブが登場しなかったんだろう。
そろそろ女性の時代が訪れて欲しい。

>>365
正直だね。
やっぱり待望論はあるってことだね。

>>366
来るといいね。今まではネイティブが降臨するだけで
ありがたがっていた英語板だが、もう今は違う。女性限定車両を
設けたい。

>>361
are you upset? i wa s ju st kiddin g you.

Well, good night everyone. I must go to sleep now.
It has been interesating chatting with all of you.

>>369
Me too Me too
It's been a pleasure to talk to you!!

>>369
今度は女性ネイティブを連れてきてね♪
楽しみにしてるよん。

>>368. No, I am not upset. But I really do hate the KKK. They are pure evil

>>370は♀？

Good night! Bye bye! じゃねー

i miss you Dwaine ;_;

>>366
Someone named Candace appeared last month.
She said she was seventeen and lives in New Mexico.
I read what she posted carefully and it seemed that she was telling us the truth.
At least she was believable.

結局目的を果たせないまま眠りにつくｳﾝｺなのであった。。

to be continued

>>376
珍しい例なわけだな。
次回見かけたらここにお誘い掛けといてね。

じゃーなーおまいらー。おやすみ。

As Dwaine goes to bed, this thread goes to bed.

>>377 That is funny! You sound like the narrator from Chibi Maruko-chan

Now I REALLY am going to bed! zzzz

>>378
I don't know where you are.
Then again, I won't tell you if I did.
Go to bed and jerk off, loser.

bed is for losers

How do you feel about Yukorin?

i hate otakus i want to kill them all

i like wakatsuki chinatsu better than yukorin

no one is here

以あっっっっっっm
i am here yaaaaaaaaaaaaappyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can noooooooooooooot sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp!!!!!!!!!
ya
hoooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kan't sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee@pppppppppp!!!!
nerenai yo Jo------------

Ok, this guy who I know for about 3 months and I think I have feelings for some what.
His name is hiroshi ( it is not real name, but at least aroun here)
and,,,,

We went shopping togather the other night.
Some lions (witch probably run from Zoo for some reason ) tried to attack us.
one of lions bited his finger off and he screamed out loud"uwaaaaaaaaaa"
and,,,

and you want to hjave sex with him

i am horny

I was too scared to make any move. my whole body was shaking.
I thought this was the end, my life was over. I was going to die.
but Interesting thing is that all lions are suddnly running away from us.
and,,,

omg you boyfriend has saved
how romantic!!!

has saved you!!!!!!!! omg

and then I saw him bleading alot of blood.
the blood was not red, but blue. beautiful shinny blue.
and,,,

it's takes a lot of time for you to write something
,,,

while We could not move for 3hours or so, he keep to bleed alot of blood.
The beautiful blue blood turn into some kind of pond.
and we almost drowned so we tryed to swim. and,,,

We finally reached to earth.
and we had sex.

どうだおもしろかったか
俺作家になれる？

>>399
You are full of shit and you know it.

よーし、じゃあ次のストーリーだ
やめろっていうまでやるからな

title ; national cakes
I like cakes. all kinds of cakes.
One day I came back from high-school to my house.
I found a cake on my desk. and,,,,

stay fantasing

>>401
Please stop what you're doing.
You're making a complete fool out of yourself.

New York is nice city

but she is anonymous
how she make a complete fool of herself
if she even dont have a name?

This cake was really huge. actually bigger than me.
So I was scraching my head where should I start to eat at.
after I had thought about it , I desided to eat its top first.
and,,,

おっとストップがかかったからここまでだ
かわいそうに
これからおもしろいのに

>>406
ﾔﾒﾃ､ｽﾚｯﾄﾞﾉﾑﾀﾞﾂﾞｶｲﾖ｡

suicide is only possible solution

i dont think so

actually i was feeling horrible for last two days
but now i feel better.
thanks god

This thread moves really fast

yes, it's uncanny

it's just chitchat.
nothing more.
and it's moves slow.

rosa doesnt apper here.
but i feel she is coming up to talk with me.

even neet users from abroad is gathering.
when did it become a global paradise for neets here?

Let's send spams to the address.
[email protected]

what is dwainecawthon?
what will happen after send email to the adress?

おまいらちょっと日本語で書かしてくれ。おまいらの英語
なかなか上手いけどTOEICどれくらいなの？

i want to see rosa at least one time a day.
life without rosa is unthinkable.
im going to try to see her by accident.
but im mot familiar with tokyo.

>>418
just read former posts, fool.

>>419
ive never had the test.

>>419
ive never tried one before.

>>421
huh, its troublesome.
he seems to be attractive. but im not interested in him.

why is he using another languate?
is he trolling here?

its like north korea here.
it seems paradise on the earth.
neet knows neet here.

I just read what that Dwaine guy wrote, he sounds like a total
geek. I think hes the sort of American who is a Japan-maniac
(not just manga/anime/idols/etc., but the whole country). That's
sort of bullshit that he flat out asked to talk with women. Foreigners
like that make the rest of us seem creepy. He may be a nice guy
and you have to respect his efforts at learning Japanese (ive only
passed level 2 of the Proficency Test) but sitting around and only
studying Japanese? Yeah, he sounds like a total nerd, no matter how
nice he is.

i agree he is totaly geek.
but who cares?

i feel like sending out resumes packed with letter bombs

hurry up and finish laundry, I need to leave!

everyday is the fucking same.
when is it all going to work out?
Im trying to help myself, but Im not seeing the results.

Waffles!

ahhah

it's because you are boring person >>431
you are awaiting for something,but it will never happened.
because it's only you who can made your days not boring

anyone who is neet but not difficult?

>>427
only passed level 2? level 2 is the second best; that's hardly "only"
one of the japanese teachers at my school has only passed up to level 2

what do you mean by difficult

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Today, I think I'm going to read dictionary from page 1 to page 102.

rosa is not yet? ching ching

｜　〇ー〇　｜ゝ
|　　ー 　 j ]

omg
in my understanding, no one can hurry

according to who? bonita casuterro?

are you neet?

Yers! I mn Neet!!
don't ya think Neeeet is so cool?
i think If there is someone who CAN change the world, that is Neets!!!
neet s is have great pawer that can make people happy bonafade humanbeing
randosel yuing errectrall!!!!!

what made u neet?
do u have a feued family?

Idon'twanttospeakmymind.

i want to know it.

UHAｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗI wasｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗdumped.

open your mind and make your history in public.
life is short ! but this bbs is eternal !

UHAｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗI amｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗso sad.
ｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ I am ｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ always
ｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ crying ｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ

dont desperate. settle urself.
confess everything about you.
all the users are now paying attention to only you.

ah, japanet cf begins.

andｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ i miscarried ｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ
ｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ andｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ
now ｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ i got my ｗｗUEｗｗｗｗUEｗｗｗｗｗｗ
period.

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉmake it clear !

whats the next? chingching

Hi!
I hope you don't mind me asking a few dumb questions.
When do they start teaching English at school in Japan?
When you first start working on English texts, are they written with katakana or do you have to learn the latin alphabet first?

>>456
No, I don't mind.
we start studing English at junior high school.
We have to learn the latin alphabet first.

When do you start attending "junior high school"?

in the seventh grade
at the age of 12 - 13

ok, neat. Thanks.

pokahn

I started to learn English in primary school and I've learned more than 10years.
I got 7 in IELTS in Feburary!

I've got a car license !
hooray!

>>463
Congratulations.
Drive safely.

haa... i can't get a job...

the yukorin guy hasnt appeared yet today.
what a peaceful day!

Yukorin is a slut!

that is because he is out stalking yukorin

rosa is cute.

Now listen! You are the stupid stalkers to slut idiot Yukorin!

I'm 2meters in height. Whould I be able to stand up in japanese trains? :)

yukorin is on the business trip to korin-sei.
she is away from the earth.

I wanna be HIMO of Hilary Duff

shame on you, neet.

but I am afraid of my short, houkei, and less tough cock.
My one can't make her be satisfied

I am 2,63m , but there is on problem when i am in train.
so you rea ok too i think

fighting himo?

no problem

My cock is small, but bigger than yours.lol

how about something more interesting?

let's talk about Full House, shalln't we?
That girl is very pretty. she catches my heart.

full house is good for learning english.
but story is really boring, sucks, too optimistic.

neet is young people Not in Education, Employment or Training.
this expression fits on you.

watch Survivor or Big Brother
and watch as people backstab each other

この人､がけっぷちトリオの人だよな。

hey dude. what's up?

hllo
nice too met yuo agane>,<!!

http://www.yonkis.com/imagenes01/informativos.htm
i love this girl.
she is so beautiful.
does anyone know her name?

she looks like Cristel Takigawa, doesn't she?

>>488
スノッブな感じがする。もれのタイプではない。lol

I am eating dinner that I made for myself. Its pretty good.
My cooking skills are fucking awesome!

>>490
i never asked you. get lost, ass hole.

in caswe you don't know, i am fuesta

>>492
○asshole
×ass hole

lol lol lol

damn, all women should want to marry me for my awesome cooking
skills. My dinner was very good

kiyohara is such a bitch. Why do sports casters pretend he is
good? He should just quit, and stop trying to make people think
he is cool. If I ever see him I'll say "Hey asshole, you're not
in the major league, take those pierceings out. You suck!"

Hey i am university dropout but im studyding to enter it again
am i neet too ? :(

If you got into university once, why did you quit?

And if you quit, why are you trying to go again?

To be a neet or not to be one, that's the quetion of how you perceive yourself.

boo

i want ride chunking express

boo x2

500 :(

Color Filter

i don't follow idol careers, and although she seems sort of annoying
and a little weird, I would not refuse to have sex with yamaguchi moe

Faye Wong is not so beautiful, but very cute and attractive.

who the fuck follow idol careers?
only stupid otakus..

>>507
very true.
I find when I see idols on variety show that they do not move me
at all. But if i had such a chance I would probably have sex with
most of them

i hope that tool Dwaine comes here again

which hand do you wank with.

I can use either left or right

I like right hand because it's not funny with left..

>>509 Hello. How are you tonight?

dwaine is english teacher, he can teach us english hahaha
but the sad truth of most american english teachers in japan
that they are people who can't find place in US society....
hahaha

>>512
which hand do you wank with?

>>512
how long were you trolling without saying anything?

Hello everyone. I am an American living near Tachikawa. Would anyone like to chat?
Japanese ladies are especially welcome!

well Dwaine, is what >>513 says true?
Can you not find the place in US society?

>>516
Dude that last bit just makes you sound creepy.

If there are any INTELLIGENT people on here, I would enjoy chatting with you.

>>516
Dwaine are you the kind of foreigner in Japan who avoids other
foreigners?

>>519
What is your basis for judgeing intelligence?

>>516
Im inteligent, but i am man, is that ok with you?

he is really creepy indeed. maybe he is american otaku who came to japan only
to buy anime!?

>>521 People who do not come to these boards and immediately try to insult others, etc

im not insulting you.
i wrote >>513 before you even posted your 1st message

I want to chat with anyone who is polite and respectful

>>523
I don't necessarily think so. I just though his silly invitation
to Japanese woman makes him seem like he wants to do some nanpa
or something and that makes him seem creepy

he is the baddie hero beyond sir wits

Duwine, can I ask you something?
How big is your dick?

>>527 If a man wants to meet a nice lady, is that silly??? okay then, I am very very silly

>>526
well what do you want to politely and repectfully talk about?

hey dwaine!
do you have an american girlfriend? in usa?

>>530
why use the internet to do that?

Plus it makes you sound sort of desperate
Im not trying to slag you off, just giving an opinion
but sorry if you take offense

>> 532 At the moment I don't have a girl friend anywhere

>>532
no way
it can't be possible for him to get a girlfriend in us
that's why he came to japan
use your brain!

So who wants to talk about something? Anyone?

Dwaine I would honestly like your opinion of what >>513 said.

Do you think you, or other foreigners, are here because they cannot
find a place in their country's society? Do think you do not
fit in in US?

にほんごでも大丈夫

>>536
okay what do you like about japan?

Have you been able to make friends in Japan Dwaine.

I see many foreigners with Japanese friends. I often wonder
how they met?

>>537 That is an absolutely baseless prejudice, completely false. Most foreigners I have met
in Japan are very intelligent, well-adjusted people who could make a life for themselves
in ANY country

>>538
Dude people have been asking you questions left and right,
are you just going to ignore them or what?

I like Japan because of its (generally) wonderful people, interesting culture,
great natural beauty, etc

>>538
why did you write nihongo in hiragana?

>>543
You like manga?

>> 542 I will respond to people who ask me sincere questions in a respectful manner.
If you ask me if I am a loser in America, or how big my penis is, or some such
nonsense, then I will not respond.

>>543
What do you find interesting about Japanese culture?

>> 545 I think manga is interesting, but I don't read it too much.

but i readed many of JET's (is it right?) blog and they are saying that
jet works is complete waste of carrier
i.e. dead end...

>>544 日本語

>>543
That is interesting. I think it is harder and harder to find
nature's beauty in Japan. We have much pollution and often
try to make nature too neat and tidy in my opinion. Try wild
chaotic natural beauty is becoming rare in Japan

Dwaine, which part of Japan are you in?

Japanese culture: I like sumo, Kamakua, Kyoto, etc. So much cultural history

oh, ok

I live near Ome, 青梅. There is Tama River, Mitake Mountain, forests.... very beautiful around here

but why you dont answer question? it's just anonymous BBS what's wrong with rude
questions on anonymous bbs?

>>549 Sorry, I don't know anything about the JET program

>>553
so you like Japanese history and traditional things.
What about modern Japanese culture or Japanese popular culture

>>540 Sorry my response is late. I am a slow typist. The truth is, I haven't been able
to make too many friends in Japan yet. Partly the language difficulty, partly because I am shy

>>557
so you are an ALT with private company?
Do you think you can advance career teaching english?

sumo?
sumo is boring.
i can't find any intrest over sumo fight.
just two fat men push togather, it seems

>>559
sounds like typical otaku

>>559
but you have passed level 2 of Japanese language test right?
so your language skills should be okay to communicate.
Being shy is understandable

>>560 I work for a large private company teaching small children. I am not so mucg
interested in advancing career as I am in advancing my own intellect. I want to become
fluent in Japanese, completely master Kanji, etc. My job gives me a lot of free time for study

>>563 I have not yet taken any level of the JLPT. I am going to try to take level
1 in December.

hahaha even Japanese don't master kanji

>>562 Before I came to Japan, I had the same opinion as you. But sumo has such a long and fascinating history, I
think. Now I like sumo

do you like japanese litherature?

>>565
You haven't taken any of the tests and you're shooting for level1?
Are you nuts? That test is such a killer. I passed level 2 and
that seemed hard. The time just flys by each section so you feel
like you have no time to think through a question and most of the
Japanese is only found on legal documents so the sentence structure
is nothing like the Japanese used in daily life. Its a nasty test
good luck with that.

>>568 I have read 夏目漱石's 心。I want to read more famous Japanese literature

Dwaine, what do you think about this 2ch BBS?
Is there similar BBS in America?
It's very unique, isn't it?
I don't think we can find this type of BBS in other contries.

>>569 That is not true. Level 1 is a reflection of Japanese used by educated people
and found in daily newspapers, magazines, etc.

>>571 THis is my first experience with a BB in any country. I don't know if we
have in America. But this BB is very interesting, I think

>>572
You wish that was the case. Im sorry, but a lot the stuff
on the level 1 and 2 tests confuses the hell out a lot of Japanese
people, even the "educated" ones

>>574 I have done many Level 2 practice tests. They didn't seem that hard at all.
ANy high school student could pass the level 1. I have elementary students who could probably pass it

>> You think JLPT Level 1 is tough? You should go for the Kanken Level 1.
That test covers about 5000 kanji. THat's right, 5000. Now THAT'S a tough nut to crack!

What years? And did you actually time yourself? Granted the listening
sections are pretty easy and the kanji sections aren't too bad.
But the rest can get nasty. And whats your point about high schooler?

You're not Japanese and didn't go to a Japanese High School so
thats irrelevant.

Do you know that there are so many people adicted to this BB?
Most of them are not attending schools, or working.
Seems they have difficulties meeting other people.

>>576
oooh Kanji. Kanji is never really the problem. Its more of
nuanced grammar points that only appear in written Japanese that
get me

>>577 My point is that JLPT 1 covers ordinary Japanese, not a bunc of arcane
legal or other technical terms. Practically any Japanese high school student could pass
Level 1 JLPT. Most junior high school students could do it, and even some elementary
students could do it without breaking much of a sweat.

>>577
I'm going to have to disagree with you. And seeing as how it seems
that I talked to more Japanese than you I just going to keep
considering myself right. But hey free contry so each to his own.

how many years do you studying japanese language? Dwaine

go away foreigners, talk about japanese tests elsewhere!

i dont mind foreigners. if Dwaine go away this thread will be dead soon

>>582 I have been studying about 4 years now

>>581 Well I guarnatee you that the high school students that I have taught could pass
it in their sleep. maybe the Japanese you have been talking to are the trailer park type :)

oh i see >>585
and what's your reason?
it's seems that you're was not that interested in japanese litherature 4 years ago(
as you wrote..)

>>587 I am interested in Japanese literature, but I haven't had much time to read it yet.
I hope to be able to read more in the future.

>>586
Now who's being disrespectful and unpolite?
Yeah thanks for insulting my friends real classy of you.

Sure HS kids can pass it, but not as flawlessly as you think.
But hey if you get it, more power to you.

Good luck meeting women on the internet ass

>>589 Sorry, I didn't mean that in the way that you apparently took it. I'm sure your friends are great people.

>>588
can you give me some advise?
your japanese seems good but how did you learn all that?
i want to use your advise to help impruving my english.
book? tv is better? or you have lots of japanese friends who teach ya japanese?

>>591 There is no easy way to learn a foreign language. It requires dedication, blood,
sweat, and tears. Perseverance and self-discipline are the keys.

To learn Japanese I study EVERY DAY

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Alguien aqui puede hablarme en espanol?

Me pregunto si hay gente hispana en este BB

>>593
thank you

? spanish , i dont know

hey, Dwaine, can you read these kanjis?
誤謬、憂鬱、錯綜、瞑想

Parlez vous Francaise ?

>>597 Qoo, who are you. Please tell me about yourself

>>599 francais

im just geek who liks manga a lot.
and
just for the recored
im male.

>>598 I recognize some of them, but not the compounds. I still have a lot of work
to do before December

>>602 it's okay. I am a geek too in some ways

I am Mr Shit and I'm a bookaholic.
You can tell Mr Shit anything!

hello mr.shit!!!!!!!!
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誤謬　ごびゅう means misunderstanding
憂鬱  ゆううつ means depression
錯綜  さくそう means complication
瞑想  めいそう means contemplation

do you understand?

>>　ありがとう。勉強になりました

Did I say that correctly?

>>606
Hello! Long time no see!

Ant it seems that we got a multilingual friend here, dude!
I'm very happy, Dwaine. Please come here often, will you?

>>588
You read Japanese Literature in Japanese, Dwaine?
If so, that's great! I've been learning English for three years,
but it's still not easy to read English books for me.
I only read children's books like 'Bootleg' or 'Harry Potter'.
They are interesting though :)
I hope to be able to read "literature" in one year time, like you.

Okay, I know that many people will criticize me for this, but where on this board
can I meet a nice Japanese lady? Any advice??

>>611 No no no. I read some Japanese literature in English. But I did read
Harry Potter in Japanese. I agree with you, reading literature is very difficult
and requires a very advanced level of foreign language skill.

>>612
thats the last thing i want to tell you!!!!!

>>609 You did. Perfect!

>>571
I'll give you a foregners opinion on 2ch style BBS.
Yes, this board is unique. It's unique because of anonymity.
I wish there were more western boards like this in english.
Allmost all boards I know of require registration.
It's a common believe that registration will get more serious posts, but I disagree.
Not being anonymous leads to much attention whoring,
for example people constantly try to be the first to answer even thou your reply is worth shit.
Or reply with the same answer, eavin thou it's allready posted by someone else.
"Look at me, I've got a large post count!".
Saying something against another person often leads to flame wars. "No, I'm right! You are the one who sucks.".

Also less freedom in speach.
For example saying "Dwaine, you suck. Go away otaku." whould give you warning, if not ban.

>> Is there similar BBS in America?
I know of few boards, for example world4ch.org and 4-ch.net (copys of 2ch) but they are not "american".
English is a well known language and you will find for example many europeans on these
boards. I'm from northern europe myself.

>>614 It's okay. I can figure it out myself

>> Well, good night everyone. It's been a real pleasure. I must listen to
ラジオブックス on TBS radio now

good bye!!! come again >>616 thanks for your opion!
it's interesting

>>613
Sokka. I thought you knew magical tips to learn foreign languages!

>>611
Children's books can be quite interesting reading for adults.
Take "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" for instance. You can't consider it
a mere fairy tale. There's more to it than meets the eye.
The author Lewis Carroll was a mathematician and his writing is very logical.
What can I say, there is almost math-like quality in the absurdity of a nursery story.
So I think that true attraction of "Alice in Wonderland" can be appreciated
by adult readers only.

>>618
good night
haha i was just jealous

>>621
didn't know that he was a mathmatician! I didn't like maths
since I was at school, but I've always liked "Alice" since
I was little! I might have been interested in maths if I knew that earlier!

why are you jealous?
do you studying english all day long like Dwaine study japanese?

haha i have a little interest in math.
by the way do you know that L.Carroul have a lolita complex?

ah, i meant he said he wanted to meet with japanese girl,
so some kind of jeaiousy going on my mind( i dont't know why)
but maybe that is because i don't have a girlfriend righ now.

>>625
Yes, I know that he had podophilic leanings, and his tale was written for a girl
he adored. Every genius has abnormal mind more or less, mainly more in fact.
But that doesn't dim the craftsmanship of his art in the least.

Is that true? That's shocking! By the way, It seems I was thinking
Carol'd written the books on a ship, to entertain his kids,
and that he was a doctor. Is it different writer?
Have you got any idea about this?

it's true. he was also a good photographer( he make photos of little girls only)

Personally, I think it's difficult to find a girlfriend / boyfriend here.
Even if I'd met someone really nice here, I wouldn't be brave enough
to tell my e mail address to the world!
You needn't to be jealous, Qoo :)

lol
>he make photos of little girls only

>>625
I've just realized that Carol didn't have any lolita complex.
Coz there was no word "lolita complex" at the time
(This word was made up from the film "Lolita")
Now I wonder what people were thinking of him in the olden time.
... pervert?

not film.
a book by Vladimir Nabokov.

No? Wasn't there a film about a girl and her stepfather
directed by the director who made "Clockwork Orange"?
Or is this film based on the book? Is that author Russian?

>>632
Lolita Complex:

A sexual complex similar to that of the Shotaro Complex.

The Lolita Complex describes a sexual attraction to younger girls, usually
by adult males. Females may also have it, but they are not as common.

It is named for the title character in the novel by Vladimir Nabokov.
The story involved a man who became obssessed with a 12-year-old girl.
(urbandictionary.com)


Despite our general image of the word "Lolita" Nabokov's "Lolita" is a fine
work of art. I've read it in Japanese translation three times and once in the
original text (English) and it never failed to tickle my funny bones.
Yes "Lolita" is hilarious.

yeah it's original famous book by Vladimir Nabokov.

Sorry to have been lazy, I've just found out that the book
was made into the film I was talking about...

it seems I'm a bit slow...

>>635
Oh, Lolita was originally written in English?
Though "Vladimir Nabokov" sounds Russian.
But that's a good news to me! I'll try and get a paperback
from a second-hand book shop. Thanks for a nice review!

Nabokov's English writing is unbelievably sophisticated.
I heard that his writings are given as model writings in many text books
for would-be writers.
His sense of humour, satirical insight, and aesthetic quality are something
we should behold in awe!

>>639
"Lolita" is extremely difficult to read. I'd read the translation by Okubo Yasuo (Shincho Bunko)
twice beforehand and still it was hard.

Now I feel like I'm being a bit too talkative, and slow.
... and sleepy ... I'm off to bed. Thanks for lots of
interesting information. Bye.

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bye

why you are not sleeping?

raison d'etre

Je ne veux pas domire.

Mr Shit is exceptionally good man unlike that filthy Dwaine guy.

why? he only posts 2 or 3 messages

and i dont think that Dwaine is a bad man.
he is typical geek who dont know how to life. he has learned japanese instead of
living. but he is a confused man whit no life.
it's sad...

Mr Shit is awesome!

>>649
Learning japanese can be quite interesting and is not sad.

But the fact that he looks for girls on internet is quite sad.
He might know much about language, but he sure knows
little about BBS.

i think he is lost. he dont have anything other to do then learn japanese.
he is a very boring person. it's okay to learn japanese, but being obessive-compulsive
geek isnt ok.

give me 3 trillion yens and i will destroy tokyo

today is my start a English.

(あとこれから、よろしくお願いしますって言うときは何て言えばいいのですか？）

>>652
IM not gonna let you do that!!
but deep down, Im sick of living a life in this world,
so if you have some idea that you can smash tokyo and kill me without any pain,
Im on your side. I am going to earn 3 trillion( how much is that? no idea) yen, working hard.
I don't know how long it takes, though.maybe 100years? or 1000years?
oh i forgot!!! Im a Neet!! so i can earn any money!!! sorry

まちがえたーーso i can not earn any money

you need to do destroy tokyo something like in coin lockers babies by murakami ryu
hahahah

>>654
you neet
dont you think looking for a job?

i am withdrawal too!!!

japan is filled with withdrawal and neet people
they're scum of the humans

Hiromix is a young Japanese photographer born in Tokyo in 1976. She has already
published three photo books: "Girls Blue" (Rockin' on, inc., 1996),
“Japanese Beauty” (Magazine House, 1997) and “Hiromix”
(Steidl Publishers, 1998). Almost a star in her country, Hiromix
(her real name is Toshikawa Hiromi) has acquired recognition after
Nobuyoshi Araki nominated her as the winner of a photo contest to which
she participated with a 36-page photo book made of color copies of regular
prints. The small book title was "Seventeen Girl Days" and it belonged to the
tradition of photo diary (a popular genre in Japan as the story of Araki
himself can tell) with the unexpected vision of a 17 y.o. high school girl
into the girl's everyday life made of pets, records, posters, flowers, friends,
and self portraits.
These random moments caught in the act of being, remains one of peculiar
features of Hiromix's work. Beside several activities, Hiromix also writes
a diary for an Internet magazine, she does some advertising and she
photographs musicians for a music magazine named "Rockin' On Japan".
According to Philibert Ono ― director of the established Website “PhotoGuide Japan” and one of the few to have written some words about the work of Hiromix ― Hiromix went through an amazing success in such a short period of time.

Usually there are no nudes in these books. Though extremely good-looking and sexy
herself Hiromix rarely relies on her body to attract the viewer, and the
combination of mini-skirts, hot pants, underwear, creates a sort of girlie world
where youth and sex appeal play their role, but they are not crucial in seducing
the viewer. It is more likely that her photographs are signs of her everyday
life, little thoughts that do not expect to be included in a larger frame,
though I'm sure Hiromix will soon find more specific themes to develops with
her camera.

ohayooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

good morning neet

i am going to watch some movie because i have no work

and it's will be sad movie because i feel blue

666

↑Good for you! You gotta number of the beast.

Its nice that Dwaine can devote himself to one thing, but it will make
him a boring person. He needs to go outside and actually experience
Japan it seems.

since he only studys from books
when he speaks he will surely sound unnatural even if it is
correct Japanese. It is often the case with learning English

no one is here.

I'm here !
talk with me ?

>>671
NO! You talk shit!why don't you talk with a chicken?
You are too wild to talk with human

>>671
Are you crazy girl?

>>671
Are you crazy girl?

girl ?
kidding that!!
why you say that ?

It is not important you are boy or girl?

>>676 It is not important whether you are boy or girl.

yeah
I think so
and I also say you , I'm not clazy
are you ok ?

r u trying to make me angry?
why do you use such a name?
could u use another name?
or r u real bush?

>>679
why?
why you say so?
what makes you so angly ?

Every one should ignore crazy girl such as 678.

>>681
It's you , fucker .
go away
and don't appear forever
bye fuck dude

>>682
fool

are you a yukorin guy?

no

why dont you use this room even in day.
its fine today.
its the best day for the internet.
ive been in front of my pc set after i got up.
why you havent?

if today is fine,
you must go out of room

if i were a bird i would have fly at you soon

how did you decide to be neet?
as you know, neet ppl like you are still increasing, while
working power is decreasing.
why do you change your mind?

What is neet? Is it a misspelling of neat?

no.
look up in a dictionary.

>>691
Are you sure?
Neither dict.org nor dictionary.com have a definition for "neet".

IYKWIM,why don't you use it?

>>692
you have to try to know.
why dont you try to use eijiro?

its easy to become neet, but its very hard to have a job.
im jobless, of course temporalily. but i have to have a hard time
to avoid to be neet.
im not neet, at least so far, i think.

you arent neet !!

well whats they?

not in education employment or training=NEET

why do you deny the fact you are neet?
whats the problem if you are neet?

no problem.

I saw a TV program about neet the other day.
There was this girl, she was 20 or something,
and she was living on the money hey mother sent for her.
Her mother had two different jobs to support this girl.
Did anyone see this program?

Some native-american saying goes:
"We didn't inherit the earth from our parents, we have borrowed it from our children"

But what if you don't have any children?

neets who are rich are happy.
but neets here are not only neet but also jobless.
they are ddifficult to suvive in the society.

>>701
is the native american in your description so-called indian?

My Kaela ragards me as an inteligent pronce riding on a whie steed.
but actually I think I am the wise soldier riding on a mustang in order to protect Kaela.

how about anothe topic?

My Kaela is looking forward to being proposed by me ' will you marry me?'
She is pure.

Kaela is the most beautiful girl. She's just a Venus.
Rosa Kato is the second most beautiful girl. She's just an angel.

who is kaela?
most of the ppl here know him?

Kaela is my girlfriend ,as you know.

when i woke up this morning, my cheeks were all wet with tears
didn't know why
i think i had a dream

i was with my older brother
we're were on the street where we used to walk through to go to the kindergarten
we're were just walking but didn't say a word
then, suddenly, a little kid showed up from the corner, running right at me
he looked exactly like my brother when he was a kid, like 6 yr old
he stopped right in front of me and smiling
then, another kid showed up, he was me, myself, when was 5 yr old
they started talking to each ohter, cracing each other up
i couldn't hear what they said because they were speaking so low
i asked em, "what you guys talking about?" they looked at me, both smiling
i really wanted to capture that moment forever
me and my brother both smiling, nothing to worry about, just enjoying themselves
then, my 6yr old big brother said something, didnt' hear, but i could read his lips
he said "no, you gotta go, we gotta go, everybody has to go"
then, i woke up, i was crying, i couldn't express how i felt exactly
it was sad, really sad, i haven't seen my brother for more than 3 yrs now
he's dead, he died 3yrs ago
i always wanted to see him, but he didnt' want to stay with me in the dream
so it was sad, really sad
probably i'm not gonna see him again ever, even in a dream...

why does he appear in the same interval in order only to
speak about kaela or yukorin?

Why Yukorin? I do hate her!!! She's plain, she's stupid, She likes acting innocent to hide her crazy scandaling pasts.
on the other hand, My Kaela has no blemish on her past!! She just loves me.

i wonder if you arent the same as the yukorin guy.

by the way, I hope Japan decide the qualification to go to German on 2006, at this game

people here often post here.
but do they speak fluently?

whats the next? chingching-☆

hey, dude.
today is soccer day.
watch TV from 7:00pm.

why does no audience can watch the game at the
studium?
and why not in noth korea?

that's a dumb question 719

Soccer is boring.
Baseball is the way to go, don't you think ?? qtip ?

>>721
i like em both!

what you talking about?
soccer is difinetally exciting!!! baseball IS boring and for old men!!!
and baseball fan sould become soccer fan, at least today.

im not interested in it.

Hello everyone.

hello.

Hello. Who are you?

im just one of the users here.
you dont know me. and this is the first time
i see your name.

kick off!!!

I guess everyone is watching the soccer game now

Hello Qoo

I hope Japan kicks North Korea's sorry commie arse

Go Japan!

i heard that soccer isnt popular among americans.
do you like it?

I don't watch sports too much, but I am still cheering for Japan in this game

damn, coolstreaming server is down
can't watch the game
i'll just go sleep, gosh what a waste

im a little bit nervous at how its going.

can't watch it, so can't really say it
but i know jpn will beat em up real nice!

really?
no problem without ono, nakata and santos?

>>738 Do you have a TV? It is on TV now

Japan still appears the weakness og desicive point capabolity...

　ｊｐｎ0―0ｄｐｒｋ
　　　0―0

second half 6.00minutes.

ahhhh, almost!

Japan win

the defence of team jpn looks stable.
but far from decisive shoot.

uh, its quiet with no supporters.

I think the main crimer is FW Suzuki. He seems to be a assistant MF

not suzuki but yanagisawa

inamoto got 2 yellow cards.
he cant play in the next game.

huh, it was a dangerous scene.

kita----------

jpn, goal !

jpn0-0dprk
1-0
yanagisawa

>>738
Hi this is ramu-chan, do you remember me?
I'm quite interested in You and I want to know where you live.
If I've taken you for someone else, I'm very sorry.

it takes only fifteen minutes until japan gets the ticket to
germany.

We are waiting for JPN's another goal!

dokidoki

yanagisawa out, endo in.

that fucking no15 bastard worth gettung RED, I think

north korea team looks going rough.

almoooooooooooost!

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!
Oguro is HERO

goal━━━━━━（゜∀゜）━━━━━━　！！！！！

injury time begins. dokidoki

Perfect victory over rough state nad getting go to German━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!

congratulation!!!!!!!

huh, it was a long way.

congrats on japan!
let's go to Germany together!

we won! By the way, when will the next world cup tournament be held?

kata---------

Nippon! Nippon! Nippon! Nippon!

japan was contenueouly stable in the game although
nakata and nakamura couldnt appear in the pitch.
they may be no longer necessary. lol

I can't understand why soccer-suporters cheer not only players but also themselves up.

i am rich neet because my parents are rich

its disugusting.
im not neet, but im not rich.
because im jobless.

yanagisawas!yanagisawa!

Did Nippon win? Are they going to Germany now?
Then they don't have any matches until the World Cup?

777

another game between iran and bahrain hajimata.

do you speak english?

My Kaela always whispers to me. "love me more tenderer,"

Good evening. Any Japanese people wanna chat? 女性大歓迎！

>dwaine
You idiot! You can't get any lover as long as you post a stupid sentence

I hate all the fucking foreigners.
Foreigners are all criminals.
They can only think about raping Japanese women or killing
Japanese men!

>>781
is your attitude the same even in the us?

Would any nice Japanese ladies like to talk to a nice American man?

How 'bout the game tonight. They sent the North Koreans packing back to Pyonyang.
Go Japan!

White devils in Japan must be all killed.
Japan is for the Japanese, not for foreign criminals.

There is few females in this internet board.
which is worse, they are ugly. You should give up.

I don't mind ugly

にっぽん！にっぽん！にっぽん！にっぽん！

うんこしたいな

じゃすれば？

are you one of the foreigners who are picking up
in front of shibuya station every day?

In addition to be ugly, they have heavy weight more than 20 pounds.
Whenever they use elevater, the eleveator is jammed due to heaviness

>>792

俺のうんこ食べるか？

i can eat rosa's one.

>>794 20 punds is nothing. in America it is like 50 or 100 pounds. Fat American women

how about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>797
really? 100 pounds woman is just like a female buffalo, isn't it.

my my my the hostility

>>799 American women ARE a big fat herd of buffalo

but is guys on this board ugly as girls?

Namely I wanna say to you, It's impossible for you find a good girl in this thread.

>> 803 Why is it impossible? If there are good men on this board, then surely there must
also be good women too.

give up

>>804
You are completely misunderstood.
There are 3 types of people in this stupid thread.
One is that there is a few good-looking and intelligent man like me.
Another is that there are lots of ugly and idiotic nerds who stalk Yuko Ogura.
Finally there are few female , they are parp and ugly plus idiot

Yuko Ogura is fantastic!! (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

PS: I'm a foreigner.

-I agree. Yuko Ogura is my dream girl

I wonder if she's good at english; because I don't know japanese.

Yukorin is stupid. So are her nerds.

Hey, hey, hey! Here's a question:
Why doesn't someone in Japanese marketing correct all the 'Engrish" errors found everywhere?
It's quite amusing to read the nonsensical ads, but does no one find it embarrassing?

http://www.royalfreehost.com/teen/pink/yuko_ogura25/indext.htm

oops, that link doesn't seem to work

>>811 The Japanese realy should be ashamed of all those.

The ads are not so bad. Locals don't seem to notice and it gives foreigners a good laugh.

You are stupid

>> you'd think they would at least check a dictionary for correct spelling.
They think that plastering English on their ad gives them an air of sophistication,
but it just makes them look ignorant in my opinion.

you are all stupid.
that guy Dwaine really dont like USA because he can't fit in US society.
japan for him is some kind of escapism.
idiot and moron.

And French! I've noticed lots of French sayings...which also make no sense.
But I love these things. I compare the English slang on Japanese t-shirts to the American
love of kanji tattoos. You could write anything as long as it looks good!

Um, what's with the bitter views of America? Especially American women--I'm quite
offended! I'm not part of a herd!!

You are so stupid that you could love yukorin easily

Not all American women, but in general Amerian women are expanding far and wide on both sides
of their continental divide

Ah Yukorin....(drool falling from mouth)

Est a es un problema aqui.

go away french fag

dwaine be frank and say
are you virgin ?

I hope you aren't talking about me?

You need improve yourself before you hope to get a girl friend

do you like Godard and french new wave cinema?

Aha! This reminds me of middle school! I hope I'm not the French fag!
I'm American, and my boyfriend would argue that I'm quite straight.
I only speak a litte French, among other languages.

>>824 Cual es el problema aqui?

Are there any pretty girl in France?

french is pretty cool country indeed

I don't have much interest in French things although I will be stopping in Paris
during my European vacation this year. I'm studying Japanese at my University, hence
my random appearance here.

>>834 Do you study in Japan?

je parle japonese

....Qu'est-ce que ce le probleme ici?

>>836 japonais

Ha. I'm currently at FSU (Florida State) but I'm hoping to transfer. Not to Japan, though.
However, I'll probably study abroad there in a year or two.
BTW, who here has been to Walt Disney World in Orlando, FL?

I hate another language exclusive English!!
Gender nouns make me nervous!! but I really like French, German and Italian Girls.lol

I have been to Tokyo Disney. It is pretty nice

Oh, how sad. I'm none of those things! I'm a rare combination of Mexican and Sweedish...

840>> German nouns have 3 genders

Next time you come to Japan, I will show you Kabukicho. I know good soaps

>>842 That sounds like a beautiful combination

Anyway, my point was that I've worked at WDW for a few years and I like to hear what
people from around the world thought of the place. I absolutely hate it there.

I want to go to work in UK.

i want to go to New York. it's a cool city

I am a hot woman.
I am wet right now.

Suck my cock!

chupa chupa
pero pero

Dwaine is a faggot. dont talk to him okay?

ow...ow,..I wanna insert my cock into ur cunt, ok?

shut up neet

sorry,, i don't have a cunt...

Hi, I'm back!
You wanna talk with me?

only if you honestly answer my question:
are you virgin?

M-Me? I am a cherry boy who is 29 years old.

Dwaine! are you religious? do you believe in God?

no Dwaine

>>857
Aren't you ashamed of yourself asking such a stupid question?

NO i am not.
why so shameful about this question?

When can i find a pretty girlfriend (and a good job, too)? When?

You are morons. I am stupid. Can we make good friends each other?

how old are you >>863

>>865
I am 32 years old.

>>866
And you're NEET and virgin ? hahahah then correct answer is NEVER.
go and die.
and 2ch really creeps me out.
no normal people here? only stupid neets and foreigners like Dwaine?
i think I dont want to post here anymore

this 32 year old jobless idiot is stalking yukorin.

>>867
Oh that's good for you ! Thank you for answering my question seriously! Bye!

only a few people here are neet.

What's neet?

@_@

@_@ did you call me?

>>871 see >>698

soy confuso

tienes nada hacer?

Christians are stupid, because they seriously believe in the Bible lol
They say things like this world is created by God in seven days. LOL
What a stupid bunch!

Wow. Hi! I'm Roman Catholic!

However, I study evolutionary biology.

you believe dawin, violating the idea of church.

dont asleep, you guys, or you will die.

Yeah, and Q is going to hell.!
Hell ←LOL
What a stupid concoction! What kind of serious people believe things like that?

My american friend has had sex with a pristitute once on his
birthday for his birthday gift from his father.
I think his father is the nicest ever.

why do you try to use the description many times? pun pun
dont copy and paste it.

neet ppl tend to use a topic repeatedly.

It's the theory of intelligent design. Look it up. And every religion has something wierd
they believe in...religion is based on faith, not science. Duh.

Almost every religion has a heaven and hell. It's a common theological idea.

so what?
you are rather boring than expected.

intelligent design is not science....

No shit. My apologies for being "rather boring than expected" though it's strange you have
expectations for strangers.

Honestly, I have extremely disgusting feeling toward people who insult
paticular religieons and religious people.
Everyone deserves to believe in what he or she wants to believe,
and no one does to disrepect those people due to their religious backgrounds.
Their strong and pure Faith has saved billions of people through human history
when they faced struggles in their lives.
BTW, I'm not religeous person myself.

>>891
don't take their posting too seriously.
this is 2ch where is known " the most notorious place,"
90% of posting here are troll or joke, i think.

is known as " the most notorious place,"

if you're feel insulted because random guy at 2channel said rude words to you
that you're probably real shit
no doubt.

I am a human wreak
you are a human wreak
human human human wreak
human human human wreak

Dwaine why dont you try a DATING SITE not a message board to pick up women.

Where's the best place to visit in Japan?

The BEST dating site I've ever SEEN!!!: okcupid.com

>>898
Why do you keep changing your name?

I think North Korea is a wonderful country

not trying to be mean, just saying it would be easier

he is a shy fat otaku!!!!!
ha ha ha wwwwwwww

For shits 'n giggles. ;D

Who is a shy fat otaku?

yes you are.
stop hesitation

You called me a 'he'! I'm a girl, retard! I'm neither fat nor shy!
...Well, sometimes I can be shy.

>>906
Why do you call yourself Boo?
It sounds silly....

but you're otaku!!!
becase you like anime

Because I feel like it. And I AM silly. Ever seen "Monsters, Inc."?

Of course I like anime! I love it!

haha you're ultra geek!

But liking anime and being silly don't neccessarily go hand-in-hand

I'm not a geek! I was homecoming queen! I just like anime and manga. So, F.U.

>>909
In that case I name myself Pooh.
You are Boo, and I am Pooh. We make a nice duo, yoroshiku!
"Monsters, Inc."? I think I've never heard of it.
Is that a film?

>>913
No you're not worthy of the title geek.

I guess the best place to visit for you depends on your interests.
I mean, if you're interested in Japanese traditional culture, then Kyoto would be
the one of the places you definitely want to stop by,
on the other hand, if you're rather interested in Japanese modern or pop culture,
you would find some enjoyable places in Tokyo.

It's a Disney movie. It's great. And Boo is adorable. I don't like Pooh!
Piglet is way better!

Tokyo is so big! It's intimidating! I want to visit somewhere that doesn't have
a lot of tourists and isn't so....sprawling. I think Kyoto sounds nice, though.
And I am SO worthy of being a geek. I dressed up for Star Wars opening night
and go to MegaCon every year in Orlando!

I'm only a geek in comparison with those around me...I spend a lot of time playing
FF but I haven't memorized any songs from DDR...Where does that leave me, I wonder...

>>917
You are changing your name constantly.
Is your mail address real?
If so that's a very risky thing to do on a message board.

YAY! Piglet! I don't care about the e-mail thing. I've got a monopoly on
a different name and there's plenty more where ini424 came from.

SEVEN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!

Well...six days in Japan...

>>921
What do you mean by "a monopoly on a different name"?
Are you the same person who was speaking French way back on this board?
I want to know all about you. You are very intriguing.

Ha. Yes, I was speaking French...and a little Spanish. And as for the monopoly,
when I was in high school a few years ago I went around to a lot of free servers
and used the same name so no one else could take it. I still have most of those
accounts. I even used that name in my senior project.

J'ai etudie le francais dans l'ecole. Pero, hablo mas Espanol ahora.

>>925
I see you are quite young because you were in high school a few years ago.
So, what a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

The girl with a sore knee went to see the doctor. As he examined he said,
"What's a joint like you doing in a nice girl like this?" Ha. Joke.

I'm 18, a student at Florida State University, minoring in Japanese, found this site,
and started talking...and talking...and talking. I think it's funny.

>>928
Ha ha ha, you are really intriguing to talk with!
Seriously, what are you doing up this early?
Are you one of those yoga master who needs no sleep?

It's almost four in the afternoon, silly!

>>929
Oh, you are in Florida? What time is it there now?
As you can see, it's about five in the morning in Japan.

It's just 16:00. I've been babysitting my little brother at my mother's. So, nothing
much to do but feed the kid and work on the concept drawings for a mural I'm working on.

And pack for my trip, of course. What does one take when leaving the country for a month?

I hear birds chirping outside the window.

I love you and i want to marry you, wtf

>>936
Do you have money, honey?

Ha! You said wtf!

Who's honey?

I sure don't have money. I'm broke as a joke on Sunday. Credit cards are evil.

i don't have money because i am neet.
so ,
come japan and marry me , WTF.

heehee. wtf. ahem. i can't afford you.

I really wish WTF were my initials...that would be hilarious...

World's Tiniest Futon.

So, that means you are petit size

Lol.What The Fuck. Yes, I am short. (5'4") But I am not, however, a futon.

My computer was forced to shut down a while ago.
Windows ME freezes all the time.

Pobre diablo

fat and short ... great combination hahahahah

5,4feet?
that is not short in japan.
you are my type

fat and short and anime otaku hahah
i can see tons of your raving fans!!! lol

>>946
I don't like you using f-words so casually miss What The Fxxk.
One's way of speaking tells of one's true self.
Call me old fashioned.

>>950 are you crazy? she is an anime otaku!!!

My true self is crass. Completely crude. Utterly dispicable! If I weren't so cute,
I'm sure I'd be slapped by little old ladies on the street for my vulgar language.

hey, WTF said she was girl.
we rearly have the chance to meet foreing woman here in 2ch!
we should treat her like an angel!

>>955 just made a remarkably sensible comment.
Thousands applauds to >>955.

^_^ ....Wait. I'm probably too young for all of you, yeah?

I am 28 years old and i am a neet.
I am just ten years older than you, so it would be no problemo!

ten years?!

haha stfu neet.
i know plenty amount of ladies

I'm 18 too

Mmhmmm. Yeah. Sure.

hey neets? are you afraid for your future?

i am!

Sunrise, time to live alone.
Sunset, time to die alone.

but i'm not a "neet" as you say

i can't tell diffrence between american european or russian

.....american, european, or russian?

i mean how they look

they are all look the same

erm....americans dont look a certain way....unless they're american indians, i guess...
i've got friends that come from all over the world. i myself look like my mexican
grandparents...as for europeans...all i know is that most brits are WHITE. JEEZ!
Like...they glow in the dark...

We are going to reach 1000 posts soon.
Is there anyone who can build a new thread?
I can't do that from my localhost.

i don't even know what this little button says...

>>973
What button?

The one to post...I just instinctively knew that...it..did...something

let's did it after we reach 1000

yukorin is so sweet

>>975
You mean the one that says "書き込む"?
It means literally "write in" in English.
I thought you were minoring Japanese.

let's do it after we reach 1000. 1) did is past-tense; 2) do what? start a new thread?

I start JPN1101 in the fall...right now I can quote anime, write my name, and name
some nouns and common greetings.

>>979
I always wondered, but do you say "thread" refering a message board like
this in English? Doesn't it sound sort of strange?

its a new sequence under a topic...a string conversation...i dunno.
i didn't make it up

983

We passed 980.
The life of this thread is hanging by a thread.
Before we must part, I'd like to express my gratitude to you Ms. WTF,
for coming here and sacrifising your precious time to talk with such creepy
people like us.

hey piglet which another of 2ch board do you use?

lol. May my courageous efforts be forever remembered! Or anyone can AIM me at ini424
whatever.

Sayounara!

>>985
Aside from the English board, I often go to the Literature board.
How about you?

i like news4vip

good bye >>987

>>989
I heard that board is full of mad people.

see ya, wtf
come back anytime

>>991 go and see it yoursefl :D

kill this thread
someone set up a new one

did you seen densha otoko??

I stayed up all night.
My life is disordered too much.
I have to go to work afternoon.
Oh my goodness....

>>988
If you like literature, please take a look at "general books" bord too.
There are some threds for people who like reading books written in English.

why do u stayed up all night
nobody's forced you to do that

>>998
Ms. WTF's charm forced me to stay up all night.
I think this thread is getting better lately.

1000 (o)

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