Chatter in English (英語で雑談) Part ９

Let's chatter in English!

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why you guys are suddenly losing momentum?
hello?

oh---!
Here it is!
I was looking for this thread.

I never known lol means laugh and loud.

laugh out loud

why is mecchaike no longer very funny?
or even that creative or interesting?

I am listening to the Descendents

>>6
Was it funny before in the first place??

kuriyama chiaki is looking good. I had sort of forgotten her
until I saw her commericals recently

>>8
I used to think so

>>10
oh.....sorry.

don't sweat it

I really wish that someday a true master of English would
come here to enlighten us.

suck my cock!

>>14
Will you suck mine?

your dick is so small to suck

>>16
How do you know that?
Say something funny.

you have the biggest dick in the kindergarten.

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>>18
That's a good one. Really I laughed.
I think you have the heaviest penis in the nursing home.

Hey, Dicky. How are you doing?
Me? I'm off to bed, thank you.

quiz

who said this?
"tear down this wall!!!"

>>22
President Reagan.

I am catching a cold...I need to be taken care of by Kaela...
I feel cold.

im sure Kaela cares about you.
all she can think of is you.

>>23
atari
but no prize

>>24
Let me take care of you, honey.
Take your clothes off.

>>26
Really? Huh!
Sorry to ask, but the "wall" is the one in Berlin???

>>28
Take a look at this.

http://www.myfreegold.com/Documents/teardownthiswall.htm

Kaela's smiles are the best medicine to cure my cold.

im watching "plaing it straight"

By the way, There is really a newcomer in Morning Musume. Is it right?

>>30
Oh, you are so sweet!
I'm gonna kiss you! (^ε^)-☆Chu!!

>>33
Oh my beloved Kaela. Kiss me more.
I don't wanna give up my cold, because I must make you happy

>>34
Ah! You are a greedy boy!

(^ε^)-☆Chu!! (^ε^)-☆Chu!! (^ε^)-☆Chu!! (^ε^)-☆Chu!!

How's that? Do you feel better?

>>35
Oh Kaela... Your sincere love for me makes my cold be cured sooner.
When I get recovery, let's go out somewhere romantic.
good night, Kaela. I love you!

>>36
Don't get carried away, loser!
Fuck off!!

Let's　SEX!!!!

Let's　SEX!!!!

I have never sexed for 34 years since i was born.

>>40
To me it's 25 years.
You win.

I am tired of hearin' gags of Guitar worrior

>>42
Me too. I'm sick of him.

>>42
May I ask who the Guitar worrior is?

hata Yoku is. He is fond of making fun of other famous person

>>45
Ah huh! I see. The guitar samurai isn't he?
Well, I don't think his performances are good, either.
I'd say he will be out of the business quite soon.

it is the same about most comedy famous people. They use the same
act over and over so it become boring. Like Nagaii, or Hiroshi or
Yasuda Dai Circus.

I am a true master of English. All must bow before me in honor
of my knowledge.

Kim, you seem like a intelligent guy and you have good sense of
humor in my opinion, so unless you're really ugly or something
I just can't see why you can't get laid.

>>48
Ohhhh--------. Master! Master! A coffee please!

i'm masterbating.......ummmmm......dopyu!

masterbating master.....hahahaha

You are the stupidest shits

>>47
I completely agree with you.
Comedians these days, espedially young ones, are just trying to
make us laugh with their funny facial expressions or tones of voice.
The quallity of their jokes are pitifully low.
But I think Ota Hikaru (Bakusho Mondai) has a remarkable sense as a comedian.

I completely hate heavy-laugh Questions in particular Tanaka.
They are the most gross combi I know
I like 99

>>54
I think so as well. Its too bad that they seem to waste their
time on lame variety shows instead of letting their comedic
abilities stand on their own.

>>51
You see, you just proved yourself not a master of English.
In English you don't refer to the manger or owner of a cafe or
bar as "master." In fact you don't refer to them at all. You
simply make eye contact or subtlely wave and order.

You're going to have to train harder.

>>57
I think everyone here knows that including 50.
He (or she, I don't know)is just joking.

>>55
To me it's the other way around.
I'd say that Ninety-Nine are the text book example of the
comedian with no talent. Besides, I feel Ninety-Nine's sense of humour
is farely disgusting. Bad taste indeed.
I'm sorry if you are offended to hear me insulting your favorite comic duo.
But that's how I honestly feel.

http://blog.livedoor.jp/happyjappy/

>>49
yeah, very ugly, cant look in a mirror

I need OKAZU to wank.

>>58
So am I

>>61
Are you really Kim Bauer?
Or just an imposter?

Chatter in English

(Part1) http://academy.2ch.net/english/kako/1010/10108/1010890915.html
(Part2) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1042088789/
(Part3) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1068727902/
(Part4) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1076504192/
(Part5) http://academy2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1078402607/
(Part6) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1080928972/
(Part7) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1114850576/
(Part8) http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1116413072/

I am a joblessman

>>66
No prob.
I am a man with a thing on a butt.

Piano man in England is famous, but on the other hand joblessman is notorious..
No one pays attention to me, particularly woman dislike my joblessness

congratulation for the new room!

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I don't need to learn anything. I already know everything you can come up.

>>71
Where do babies come from?

half of babies come from cunt, other half come from ass.

>>73
I know that's a lie!
Babies come from love.

i woder if u r actually posting from new york.

Where is Mr Shit?
Did he left this thread for another?

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Hello Everyone ^___^

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no one is here.

Indeed no one is here. But we are here.

where?
i cant see u.

Em I don't know, I am right here! ^_^ I'm sorry I don't know the naivigation of this site because
I can not read Japanese.

Sorry that took so long to respond but I wasn't aware that you had written anything.

from where r u?
how did u know the aa which u used?
they r particular in jpn, using the IME.
i think u can understand japanese.

Candace, not that Im telling you to leave or anything,
but shouldnt an intelligent 17yr old like yourself have something
better to do than sit at her computer posting back and forth
with geeky Japanese?

I am listening to the Murder City Devils

I am from New Mexico in the US. No I promise I can only understand a minute amount
of Japanese. What do you mean by "aa" and "IME"?

Hey woah I am listening to The Murder City Devils!!!!

"These are idle hands they do the devil's working."

IME is a microsoft font and input program so your computer can
display non alphabet characters and so that you can input them in
text fields. You can download it if you computer does not have
it. then you can type in Japanese

>>85
Hey that is not fair.

I like geeky Japanese..

>>88

No way!! Such a coincidence

"Bang Bang he put her down"

>>91
be careful saying that. All of the creepy Akihabara nerds
will propose to you

>>93
Hahaha

>>93
Yeah so weird!

Candance
Did you ever hear Spencer Moody's band Dead Low Tide?
I just couldnt get into them.

Pretty Girls Make Graves are really good though, I guess their
connection to MCD is not a strong though.

"Boom swagger boom boom boom"

which response is from real candace?

My sister wants me to go with her to a friends house. Eh I don't want to go. I think I'll
stay.

>>96
I have never heard Dead Low Tide.

>>98
Its saturday night in US you should go out and enjoy your youth

Of coure staying is cool too.

>>100
I would enjoy staying here more than going out. I've done the whole going out, never come home thing.
It isn't for me. I've had enough of it for the moment..

>>97
All the responses are from me, the real Candace. lol

>>96
The were basically the MCD without original bassist. Their sound
was much darker and more experimental sort of like MCD was
becoming before then broke up. I didn't think it was so good.
All the lyrics became very obtuse as well

>>103
Oh I see. I listen to The Murder City Dolls, but not often. Though I do think that they
are an okay band.

How old are you?

I am 35 years old who loves Hilary Duff. I told that yesterday

>>105
I'm just curious.

(/。＼)

a visitor from santa fe?

Santa Fe is a fun place. I will be going there on Monday.

What kind of farvorite do you have toward a man. looks? or matured man?
If you hope the latter, I am the just person

(how many people are on this thread?)

>>110
I do not have a certain type...

I hate to have a romatic relation with older woman.

>>105
I, the music addict, am not 35 and definately not interested in Hillary Duff.
Im 25

>>113
that's because you're a creepy lolicon

>>114
Oh okay. Sorry, it's just a little hard to tell when no one has a name. Please make a
name. （　¨）（　‥）（　．．）（　＿＿）

>>113
There is nothing wrong with "older women".

Some says the same things to me. but I will not change my thinking.
The younger, the better. It's my important condition, when seeks a girlfriend

>>118

"The younger, the better"
Man that just sounds scary.

>>117
You are too young to find the reason why old female is erong.
I hate wrinkled female!

Darn it. I just set my drink ontop of my drawing and the ink bled. That was stupid...

>>120
Im sure you yourself are wrinkled. Why should a young girl want
an old man?

>>122
Good mature-aged Man is different from older woman!!

>>122
That is a good point. But, obviously in his mind it's only about his pleasure.

>>123
Buu-bu

That makes you a hypocrite. You just say that because you want
to date teenagers

>>125
I need a young girlfriend such as Hilary urgently!!
If Candace were pretty girl and footloose and fancy free, I wanna make her my girlfriend and teach everything!
It's the best way for both

Candace, you should be aware that you are slated to be my girlfriend.

>>125
I would like to talk to you more. On a messanger or something. But I am sure you
probably have more interesting things to be doing..

>>127
You're not even that old, why don't you get a nice...legal girlfriend.

legal is what? how old is proved legal?
Tell me!

>>130
18 years old.

>>131
I see. over 18 is legally.
but you know, If I won't ask sex to be my lover. It wouldn't be illegal. even if not up to legal age

I super-strongly want to marry Hilary and Candace by means of polygamy way!

>>128

Yeah I would, but Im going to be heading out pretty soon.
Im going to meet some friends and hang out in a park

sorry

>>134
That's okay. Have fun with your friends yeah. ^__^

Why is the middle aged man who loves Hilary or things like that regarded Lolicon or even crimer? why?

>>136
There is no need to ask a question when you already know the answer.

oh...my Kittie Candace. Don't ignore my post>>133. I feel alone too much.

I am 35 years but my looks resembles Brad Pitt.

I am sorry that you feel alone.

Not that this has to do with anything...isn't Brad like 45(guessing). Jeez he looks good for his age.

>>139
that was a blatant lie

Ok. I stop my lust topic. that makes you scare.
I want to know whose musician do you like and listen to so often?

>>136
may I ask what is it about young girls that attracts you to them?

>>142
If he looked like Brad Pitt I wouldn't care. He is nice looking, but I'd rather him look like Ryo Ishibashi. lol

Sorry I told a complete lie. I hope my looks to be Brad Pitt.
Actually I almost resemble Sanpei, who is bald Fuckin' boring comedian. I hate my looks

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>>146
Everyone seems to hate the way they look.

>>144 money?

>>148
but If you were my girlfriend, I like my looks.
I envy Brad Pitt. I hate Sanpei

>>149
you like young girls because of money...?

no one is here.

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>>152
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>>154
who r u?

>>155
I'm the kind hearted Mr Shit, dude!

youve never got angry or gone violent?

>>157
Of course I have. Who hasn't?
But I'm basically non-violent, dude!
You can tell Mr Shit anything!

Goodbye everyone. I hope you have an okay day. Stay safe. Bai Bai!


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bye, candace. nice talking with you,

no one is here again.

i'm here again.

I am in India now.

are you japanese?
or a native indian?

there doesn't seem to be many ppl on weedends here on the english board.
kinda quiet
.

How are you?

so-so.

My cock is ercting now

>>168
Cocks don't erect. Dicks do.

You idiot!! So you can't graduate from NEET!!

>>170
Is NEET some sort of educational institution?
Tell me all about it.

NEET is joblessness, not studying in any educational institutions, or job trainig.
NEET is a professional lazy idiot just like many people in this thread.

I don't know who >>170 was talking to.
Himself I guess.

why doesnt a native appear here?

I am a neet with PhD.
All my efforts have ended in vain......

(　´,_ゝ`)pu

Mr Shit is number 1. He is kind to everyone.

>>177
I'll say. He is kind enough to encourage people here in the thread
to struggle for what they're doing. I love his gentleness.

She looked me in the eyes as if to say she loved me, which
I found very annoying because I didn't thing of going out with her,
so I tried to avoid her gaze at me. Do you think I hurt her feelings?

>>179
I think so.
Ignorance hurts every girls.
You should talk to her.

why do people stay on neet?
why do they try to find out their own
way of living outside their closed space.

>>180
perhaps she is a figment of his imagination.

I haven't looked on her as my girlfriend and that'll never change.
I think I will feel awkward when I see her alone next time. I can't
take the phone when her name is on the display of my cellphone.
Is there anyone here who can share the same idea with me?

>>182
Either she is an unreality or not, >180 is right.
I think >180 is a kind-hearted person.

will no one please kill me?

we can make it look like a suicide.
or you could claim that i was attacking you so you had to kill
me in self defense

What did you write it for?
Are you sufferring some kind of depression?

of course im depressed. and just tired of exsisting in this
world

so you should kill yourself as soon as possible.
we don't stop it. just do it as you like.

lookaround!look around!
no one is perfect

but i'm perfect!

Too perfect to live ???

that wasn't me that answered. Im definately not perfect

i need the assistance of others in case i fail.

I will not use the train because it will cause a hinderance to
others.

everybody is alone so YOu gotta go solo.

>>193
dive into the train? oh but im not moved.
you just wanna get some attentions.

>>195
if i seek only attention then I will call ambulance or someone
before i lose consciousness. The wound is deep and the blood is flowing well
but i will have time to call if i choose help.
my head is already light

Blood? Shot by someone? or accident?
Call Police better than ambulance lol

I dont know whether he want to die or not
Dont say that shocking words like "Use the train"

Recenty I am annoyed with the finding that my dick is rather big
as compared with my friends, whose dicks I have seen in a bathouse.

>>198
learn more english

>>199
you got a girl friend?
if not , look for a girl whose hOle is wide
so it is no problem

rakuten is so weak

>>199
how is it a problem to have a big penis?

Rock n Roll mother fuckers!!

Yeah!

>>200
(^^；・・・whats wrong?

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Always do the right thang !!

>>207
Thank you for the tip, man!

You are always stupid who likes talking non-academic and fucking secular topics.

>>209
Hey, I love to talk academic, dude!

>>210
What kind of academic subject do you like talkin' with me, muffin?

>>211
How about literature, blueberry pie?

Shakespeare is good. but I like Syusaku Endo most.
Haven't you read him yet, you dummy?

Well everyone what do you think about that
nearly 55% of Franch people have denied
to ratify the EU constitutional treaty ?

Japan sshould join a member of EU.

>>213
I love the Bard, too. But as for Mr Endo, I've only read a collection of essays.
Now I'm reading Koda Rohan. Have you read any of his works, munchkin?

>>215
??? It can't be the one at all.

>>216
I haven't read any books written by him...

>>217
He/she was only joking, dude!
I laughed my heads off!

>>219
I see. He/she maybe have IQ less than 60 just like you, you dqn!

oh no get out of here

>>216
Then try "努力論" it's a tough reading but quite thought-provoking.

>>220
I'm ashamed to say but my IQ is more than 60, sweetie!

Gon-fox is the most familiar and friendly to read.

no one is here.