English Monologue(英語で独り言) PART 2

Please say something freely only in English and leave.
This is a monologue thread. So you can talk to yourself.
Others don't have to take part in it or give a response.

Got 2

Who said that the meeting would be ended by at latest 8pm?
Finally it lasted till 9:30pm......., tired.

wow, typhoon is coming.

I said to my brother,"Stop leading a loose life, being with cheap,
wicked women, drinking too much alcohol, and sleeping around with
prostitutes."
Now I feel I should not have come on so strong.

It seems that even in 2- chan some people want to encounter guru.
We have guru wannabees in some threads.
A guru is somebody who tries to impress others as being different,
of knowing something others do not.
They need desperately that we "absorb" their views as if we were
Tampaxes, not allowing one to question their validity.
In most cases, the guru is sincere and he really feels different and
that he does not operate from thought.
Very often this is caused by the effect of long practices, but also
very often some sort of schizophrenic process is on.
The average man is not ready to understand that there might be
great capacity for debate going of with such mental aberrations.
This way the guru always finds somebody who takes him for
what he wants to be taken for, because there is always somebody
more silly than we are, ready to be exploited .
What betrays the guru most of the time, is pride, authoritarian
attitudes and arrogance, or simply the obvious absence of genuine
compassion.
Still there are crowds of gullible victims lacking a leader who will
voluntarily refuse to see that the "king is naked", in this case that
the guru is just another screwed up human being trying to affirm
his own importance.

Now I have to stop writing. I'm too sleepy.

>>6 don't write poor japanese english. ken or eigokishin's english is
much better than your english. your english is full of mistakes.

it may rain. i'll get in trouble. i'm in school now.

かつらがポロリ動画２３秒

http://www.download.tanteifile.com/tamashii/0305/09_01.mpg

which is more stupid, horses or deer? the answer is deer(by trivia)

your smile always makes happy. i enjoyed talking with you.
i wanna go further with you, but as you know, i'm not in that
position. i should've known you earlier.

use this thread when you want to write something
freely. please, don't post a message in the former
same thread. it's better, i think.

962 名前：an beginner. ：04/05/19 13:32
Good Job! a thread maker!

I did not know Ichiro may reach 2000 hits today or tommorow for
his baseball life. It is great! I expect that Nomo reach 200 wins.
These records is total through in Japan and in USA.

963 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：04/05/19 22:33
>>958
It's must be the trap that companies usually set up.
They aim at cutting down the worker's overtime payment anyway,
promoting their employees to whatever the post as many as they can.
Personally I don't need any promotion or credit,
as long as I just get moderate money.

958 is a loser and he just doesn't know it.

A talented and beautiful friend of mine said she goes to gym
from 9 p.m. to 11 p.m. almost every day after work.
Being satisfied with her present life, she says that she doesn't
want to get married. Even if she has begun to have a data
with a man, she always breaks up with him about three months
later.
Today women for her type have been increasing in number.
She always enjoys playing with my son whenever she comes
to my home. She loves children. I hope she will marry a nice man
as soon as possible. But I can't say it to her directly, because
everybody has her or his own way of life.
But she will be 36 this year.
Seeing that she like children so much, she will be a good mother.
I don't think she's a loser.

Unmarried at thirty-five? Whoa.
If she's not a loser, she's an underdog(Ha-ha!).

because of typhoon all of a sudden power supply was cut off, and
my computer was shut down. wow, my school will be closed tomorrow.

In general winners are those people who can be satisfied with their
spouse as well as their job. But maybe winners don't think that
they are winners. As far as I know, it is only losers that think much
about whether they are winners or losers. After all, aside from mass
opinion, we can be a winner if we are really satisfied with our life.

for the last few months i sleep only five and a half hours,
but i don't feel sleepy while working. maybe i've got older.
i think women who use their head too much can't get married.

our area will be directly hit by a typhoon.
i don't wanna go to work, cuz i'll get soaked
to the skin. i wish the train wouldn't be running.

may 20 heavy rain(typhoon)

our school may be closed tomorrow morning. i'm happy.

a storm warning has just been issued in our area.
but maybe tomorrow morning it will be canceled.
issue the storm warning tomorrow morning.

If I had a chance to meet her again,
I would have confess my affection without being ashamed...

Both I and my girlfriend are now job-hunting,
because we are seniors of universities.
So far, I have unofficial decisions from
two companies, however, she has no decision.
That's why she is now impatient about no job after graduation and
doesn't try to meet me.
She doesn't even try to send me E-mail...
I haven't met her for a month! I'm so worried about her.
Oh, Lord, what should I do for her?
I cannot find the way to encourage her!

>>25

It's not because she doesn't have an offer that she doesn't
want to meet you.

Face it, kiddo.

i got up now. I may not be able to sleep all night again.
it's too bad, but i was too sleepy to be awake when i got
home.

Where is the Part 1 info?

>>25
At least you are still lucky,
think of what if there's a role reversal. It would be more scary.
You'd better be careful about her feeling at the moment,
something like "If I were in her shoes, what do I want or don't?"
I believe that's the only answer.

I'm off tomorrow.

Everyone!How old are u???

>>31
How about you?

I'm getting sleepy...

he got about 25000000 as retirement money.
i envy him, because i may have to give up
retirment allowances.

Once in a while I feel I've been able to speak English
freely, that is, English words naturally come out of
my mind, but it doesn't last. A few days later again
I can't speak English fluently, namely English expressions
don't come out so naturally.
Life is full of ups and downs, so is English study.

world 2chan has ended up in smoke,hasn't it?

let's taik with me!

This is Hiroshi desu.my hobby is taling with myself desu.

this is a new thread.

she is too cute resist.

It's Five in a morning, And I'm still drinking.
Well, What ever,,,.
Who cares.

Hey! What's up doc?

2004 may 21 6:16 a.m. storm warning has not been issued.

it's fine here. we have classes.

Hi
Today's a fine! Typhoon 2nd goes over here. In resent days wether is too bad. Therefore, I have depressed.

I wasn't able to get the 1000.

She is going out with that guy...It's so sure. But I don't think I
should interrupt their relationship. I don't love her, that's why.
I think I should give them warm regards taking as much care as possible.
But there is just one thing that weighs on my mind. Why is she suddenly giving
me a sneaking look from time to time? I'm a little confused because I thought she
didn't like me. In fact, she didn't take a look at me at all. I didn't have
any interest in her, and I thought that was a reason why she tried to avoid me.
Or she didn't like my appearances, I guess. Is it that she started to like me?
I don't love her, but it feels good to be loved by a girl......

whats the big obsession about getting 1000?
could this be a tradition of neo-mugicha kept alive?

i'm drunk and have a heavy headache. can't write any more.
my co-workers are like monsters when it comes to drinking.

it's over. too tired and headache.

Hey! You over there...suck my dick, willya?

i have a hangover, so i don't wanna eat anything. today i'll get a new
mobile phone. now i'm using a prepaid phone, but i'll use an ordinal
mobile phone, though the basic charge is a little high.

>>51
a little high → a little higder than WHAT

generally speaking, poor-looking people are unlucky.
they are inclined to invite misfortune.

I don't wanna do anything.
Fuck, I'm so tired of this current situation.

>>54

It's first time for me to join the thread. I wonder why I'm always
worried about my grammar, but this thread is monologue. It's gonna
be ok. Nobody blames me.

Nobody is here, but me.
One of us, employees, have to work on Suturday after noon.
So it is my turn today...It's horrible, isn't it?

I expect nothing will happen...

i bought a new cell phone. it has a lot of functions. Cell phones
has remarkabley improved. Now i can take moving images as well as
still ones with a cell phone.

After all I did nothing interesting today.
Time flies like an arrow.

I want to find a good job which pays me good salary within a few months

Why I haven't had any girlfriends at all yet?

Tomorrow, I have to meet a landlord to make a contract.
It's first time for me to rent an apartement, so I am tensed.
By the way, I read the contract, but the word in it was a little
difficult. It's not like word in daily conversation.

>>61

Have you ever looked into a mirror?

I have no money to buy a caned coffee. Someone treat me!

sons and daughtersｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Are you all who'll take the TOEIC tomorrow getting ready for it?
I'm not yet at all...,so this is no time to spend on 2ch here!

Doch...hier gibt es auch Moglichkeit Englisch zu lernen!

alas. only two families.

fujita beat sam at the Romanex.

what?

oreha moudamepo

our relationship may be just about to end.
he is always talking to some girl on the net lately.
should i bare with this, until he gets bored, or just say good bye.

bare >> bear

I want you to build new relation with me.

I am 74. I have a question to >>72
How old are you? Are you pretty or beautiful?

>>75 I'm 24. Everybody says I look like Yada Miho.

long pig

Yada Miho... I don't know her. I like a woman like Kyoko Hasegawa

A company president in Australia is visiting our office next
Monday. The president of our company, all of a sudden,
asked me to serve as interpreter for him.
However, he is so stupid that he doesn't give any information
on what I have to interpret. What is worse, I have no time to
talk with the Australian president beforehand.
Some Australians speak with heavily accented English.
At least I've wanted to know how he speaks English.
That means I have to interpret without making any preparations
or knowing nothing for a very important meeting.
Top executives who can't speak English should be more
considerate of interpreters.

>>75
hey, i am not 76!
i will answer you. i am old and the ugliest peron on earth, haha.

what makes a person attractive to others (at least for me)
is not the age nor beauty, but what kind of mind he/she retains
throughout the age and how expressive the face is.
if you want a beautiful person, it is enough just to look at the photograph, no?
while others may think he or she is ugly,
if i can find the tiny bit of agreeable expressiveness in that person,
i can be attracted to him.

so, to tell the truth i can be ugly or pretty.
i think i have an average face according to the society standards.
i dont know any celeb whom i can compare myself to.
actually most of them look the same to me,
without unique expression of their own. and i am not a teenager.

if i have only sex, beautiful or pretty women are better. but to have
a good relationship or get married in the loung run the girl with
average looks is better, beautiful women are used to being loved,
but as is often the case with them, they lack in the ability love men.

i agree.
and beautiful women dont keep their beauty when old.
so you must be careful choosing the right woman.
they may look pretty now, but imagine them as obasan?
aghh! scary.

and beautiful women always need the others (the third person)
to acknowledge and satisfy their egos,
so when the beauty is taken away, they are empty and
have nothing to turn to.
(i am talking about the surface beauty only)

is it only me thinking that most of u guys speaking such a poor English? well, maybe my English is very much made in England, so if u say it's American English then that's fine..
Anyway, that's none of my business is it?
sorry 'bout dis.
I'm a little messed up 'cos of all the exams.

Were yours nice, the others'd be more sophisticated, matter of fact.
I unfortunately didn't see any idea from that shit we've got to learn though...
No, not at all. It was absolutely none of your fuckin' biz. You ought to have hasitated
saying like that; you're not capable of dissin' others.
"Brit bitch." Deal with it.

All of you have the most horrible English.
Weep! Weep with despair! One day, I'll come to Japan in a gigantic robot, and you'll have nothing there that can match me!!

>>85
>All of you have the most horrible English.
That goes to you, asshole.
Most horrible English? Huh?

my new cell phone is terribly difficult to remember how to use.
i'm fighting desperately.

test

>>86

Let's compete for the worst English. I think you won before we started, though.

>>85 is using a more archaic form of English grammar. It is correct, but you
wouldn't hear it used on the street. He is also joking, in case the bit
about dropping by in a gigantic robot didn't tip you off already.

sending email with a cell phone is very fun.
i may be addicted to it. i'm concerned about my
telephone bill next month.

>>89

This is a monologue thread. So you can talk to yourself.
Others don't have to take part in it or give a response.

after all i wasted my time again because of her.
she is very slow to take action. almost all women
are like this. i have to give up.

what action? sex?

i just wanted her to eat my meat.
nowadays she doesn't like a blow job.
she is lazy. i'll break up with her.
even if i visit her apartment, it's
a waste of time.i can't think of love
without having sex. it's only a proof
that she really loves me.

i would swallow everything
because i have a strong desire
to merge with him

everything is over. no more hopeless. i feel desperate. i can't find
anything I can commit myself to. i can't find anything I can be really
satisfied with. life is empty. why was I born in this world.
it is only when i die that i can rest in peace. nobody can understand
the true self of mine. i've got to defend against depression

>>96
i am struggling against depression everyday.
please bear in mind that you are not the only
one who feels that way. i am afraid to think about my future.
when i see a lonely old man i imagine myself like him in the
future. i then start thinking how am i going to die....

i had a good-natured woman massage my shoulder.
i felt i could ,to some extent, relieve my stress.
good-natured women who have healing power are
the best women for me.

ummmm...to hell the exam...

Shit, I can't stop eating Doritos. It reminds me of Don Tacos.
Doritos contains phosphorus, so it's not good for health.
By the way, does coke really melt human bone or teeth?
Eroi-hito teach me!

after all drinking beer makes me feel good.
i had my body fat measured at the medical checkup
in our company, and the fat percentage was 32.5%.
i have to reduce my body fat, but it's too difficult.
this Saturday i have to get medical checkup again.
i'm worried about it.

I don't feel like going to syokuann tomorrow

In order to lose weight you've got to cut down on the amount of beer
you drink.

I drink 2 cans of beer. so my weight is 90kg.

I don't wanna work, but have to make preparations for the
tomorrow work, otherwise I can't catch up with my work.
I wonder why other people are so strong and can put up with
their hard work. Japanese business men are so called slaves to
their company. I feel I have reached the limits of my
patience. But if I quit my job, I won't be able to get a
new job seeing that business is so slack and a lot of
companies are trying to reduce redundant personnel.
My future is very dark.

I'm jobless now

r ?? is really bedworthy, so i wanna share a bed with her.
but maybe she isn't interested in me. i've neither money nor
good looks. should i turn to my last resort?

i really learned one thing.
the best way to let go of tension is to know the other party
well and to do enough research on his situation.

>>108
can you tell us a bit more...?

nothing new.
when you have to play an important role in making a contract
with a big company, first of all you have to relieve your tension,
and keep cool. then you should make enough research on the
company. everybody knows it, but I just realized it from my
experience. Success depends on strategies.
a good strategy is important to get a good girl, isn't it?

whenever i make a plan to get a good girl, i fail it.
i had many marriage meetings in vain.
good looks are more important for ordinal women than
good strategies.

>>110
i see, thanks!
its true, sometimes you need an experience to really
understand things...

may25 it's fine

too hard, beyond my power, overwork. i wanna run away
and go to a foreign country.

>>114
hey, fucking idiot! Leave from there for North! and Never Return.

it is the best idea!

YOU GUYS ALL ARE FUCKING MORONS. GO KILL YOURSELF.
IM SORRY THAT YOU WERE BORN A JAP.

Please tell me how to make my ccoockkk big.

>>117
you can try what doraemon did to his legs

>>115 another pazzo here. maybe you can't click in.

there is a gap between ideal and reality.
i shouldn't take it so seriously.

>>119
ba, ci sono pazzi dappertutto

big event today. from australia

saiaku no sure dana kimoi kimoi

there is a person here
who thinks he has mastered english
by learning alphabets.

I have a problem with my chest.
I guess it might be cancer.
I'm very upset now....

Your manko smells so bad....

so do your balls. wash them well please.

see you in few weeks! :'(

( o･-･)っ

i made it. i felt relieved. i'm gonna that shop to relax.

Scheiße!

I have no problem with my chest!
I saw a doctor and took some tests.
He told me that I ware almost O.K.
I'm very happy now!

I guess we aren't Holden Caulfield after all

When we are mentally fatigued after hard work or working together with many people,
our sexual desire seems to get stronger. That's why a lot of businessmen go to a cabaret
or a sex trade shop after finishing hard work, so adult-entertainment business is flourishing.
But why do we tend to be sexually so active when great work is achieved,
even if we are physically tired.

if suicide was easy i would have done it a long ago

>>135 let's die together. i sometimes feel like jumping down from the ninth floor
on which i live now. i long for jumping.

>>136
i am a coward. i am scared of heights.
do you have a better idea?

i havent done it because when i start thinking about
my parents and where to do it and how someone has to
clean up my body i hesitate. this is hopeless.
besides, jumping does not appeal to me also because of
the terrible mess scattering all over the ground.
i am a real coward...

the best part of love is falling in love.

i wanna make love with a cute and sexy girl, whose
thigh is a little fat but her calf is thin.

If someone want to see how people end their life
with terrible mess by commiting suicide.
drop into the rotten.com or ogrish.com

may 100532

i'm wating for you at 6:30 at the former Media One at N Sation.

Hey Ken, I just heard you and Naomi got divorced. What happened?
Well..,it's, so called, 性格のwhich do you like.
What?

As you know, He is a cherry boy and lower lerner of English

I can't do it.

i feel very sorry for her. she has a chronic disease.
Whenever she tries to do her best, her disease gets worse.
she has a special swelling under her arm. when it gets worse,
she can't raise her hand. after all she has to quit her job.
how pitiful she is!

>>147
I'm sorry to hear that.
How can I say....I wish she would be better soon.
Cheer up.

>>148
thank very much for your kind words.
her disease can't be cured for ever, because it is
a chronic disease. when it got a little better,
she began to work. but as always, it got worse
only three weeks after she began to work.
tomorrow she has to quit her job. i feel so sorry
for her, but i'm going to protect her until she dies.
i'm her boyfriend. i'm too sad to write any more.
thanks again for your heart-felt encouragement.

A lot of Japanese have to work very hard,
even though their salary is very small.
It's next to impossible to overcome or get the
better of those who were born under a lucky
star. However hard I work, I can't be rich.
But when I think it twice, I've realized that
I have little desire for money or power.
That may be the true reason. I prefer having
a drink with my friends to saving money.

i dont like sex, but my body wants it

i love looking at the night view from the resting place
of the ninth floor. sometimes i feel like jumping onto
the ground, but often look back upon my younger days.
i try to remember good memories to ease my present
stress. I'm still alive today as well.

As quite a few japanese like pachinko,so a number of japanese
like 2-chan. i think they have similar mentality.

A cute but serious-looking girl said to me that she would
like to have a drink with me. I was more surprised than
happy.

And came in my pants instantly.

i've got insomnia. i've gotta sleep, but i can't.
i suffer from it for many years. Of are you still awake?

it'll be hot today.

Sometimes i got angry at k,cuz k is too stupid and timid.
but other times i like k, cuz k is good.

He gave me the greatest possible happiness.

woman can be nice and very kind to those who she likes,
but very cold to those who she is interested in. the gap is
too big. unpopular men are so unpopular.

n has begun to turn me on. n is bra-buster. i like her sexy calf.

To my surprise they were not completely foolish.

I wanna see you again.

after all he trie to protect his own interests. that's why you can't make
a girl friend.

after all he tries to protect his own interests. that's why he can't make
a girl friend.

Last month I attended my annual training session that's
required for maintaining my state prison security clearance.
During the training session there was a presentation by three
speakers. I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam
had to say.
The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam,
complete with a video. After the presentations, time, was provided
for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:
"Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams
and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against
the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is
a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven.
If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?
"There was no disagreement with my statements and, without
hesitation, he replied, "Non-believers!" I responded, "So, let me
make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been
commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can
go to Heaven. Is that correct?"
He sheepishly replied, "Yes." I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real
problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics
to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering Protestants to do the
same in order to go to Heaven!" The Imam was speechless.
I continued, "I also have problem with being your friend when you
and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me.
Let me ask you a question.Would you rather have your Allah
who tells you to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus
who tells me to love you because I am going to Heaven and
He wants you too. You could have heard a pin drop as the
Imam hung his head in shame.

i'm sleepy, but have to make preparations for tomorrow work from now.

i want many girlfriends

i don't have to have many. i need one, i've got none.

in my pinion, i need more than necessary

i love two girls. both are not so beautiful, but good-natured.
for many men, flirtatious tendencies are natural.
no wonder man can love two girls at the same time.
really i love these two girls.

even if she is not so beautiful, man can make sex with
the woman if she is young. plain-looking women should
get married earlier.when you get older, marriage will
be more difficult.

i cannot eat 11 hours.

I'll tell you what. That goes for girls too.
But you'll never know if your girlfriends are
having fun with others.

I haven't had a girlfriend since I was born...

I'll go to Horse Race tomorrow, whose horse should I buy to earn much money?

no?? may be m, i feel. no may enjoy it if i do it.

that's too much. tomorrow rather, today, i wanna get up at least at
nine thirty.

i wanna see her today, but maybe cannot. i'll lead a decent life today.

this thread makes me so horny that i cannot sleep thgough.

to my surprise whenever i go out of my home, i see
my next-door neigbor. he is over 60. if she were a
young girl, i would be lucky. but as he is an old man,
i don't wanna talk with him, rather don't wanna see him.

i wonder why i get horny when i have a lot of work or an
important work to do. some say when we are very stressed out,
the instinct to presere our species gets stronger, and we are
inclined to go back to our instincts.

after all it couldn't be helped. K is handicapped.

I hve no idea

it's so hot and humid here in Osaka tonight. i cannot sleep
without leaving one of the windows open.

I have heard that "English is the most popular language in the world."But,now,it is'nt true everything.
The other day，my brother,who has been studying French，said to me "English is not a universal word any longer."
I don't believe what he said then.He continued "If you speak to French in Europe in English，they probably say
nothing.Insted，they think “If you wants me to answer what you said，speak in French.”"
This is probably show that the power of the USA is getting weak step by step.What do you think?

again i saw a high school gal wearing a very short skirt in the subway.
i could see the inside of her skirt. Does she love to be seen?
Or her intelligence is almost as same as the that of a kindergarten
student, and so she doesn't feel ashamed of it.

>>187
why is that so baaaad???
did she kill you?

today i stayed my room all day long.....so maybe i got homesick........
3 weeks ago, i came here(certain countryside in canada) for studying english.
i felt all the students can speak well,,,but i can't speak at all....
i miss my family, girlfriend, friends, and japanese foods.........
i always whine.......

http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1084892826/182

haha

i wanna quit my job, but i need money. if i quit the present job,
i won't be able to get a job so easily, maybe only a tough job i
can get in the long run. so i can't quit my job. but i've got to
carry a heavy burden . i wanna go to the other world.

I want to get a pretty girlfriend like anne suzuki

I resemble a handsome gentleman Deru Toro.
Hey fucking poor idiots, Envy ME!

a man who was hurt tends to attack or try to hurt others.
we should change education in a more practical way.
idealism is not useful at all.

media one at 15:30

I miss you...

even though we're tired, we can, to some extent, get to used
to the situation. i feel better now.

SIEG卍HEIL

SIEG卍HEIL 2 niggers
SIEG卍HEIL 2 amerikan whitepigs
SIEG卍HEIL 2 niggers
SIEG卍HEIL 2 amerikan whitepigs
SIEG卍HEIL 2 niggers
SIEG卍HEIL 2 amerikan whitepigs
SIEG卍HEIL 2 niggers
SIEG卍HEIL 2 amerikan whitepigs

I was pesu.

卍 stands for Buddhist temple

my parking space was repaired again.

SIEG ZION
SIEG ZION
SIEG ZION

++ T H I N G S T O D O ! ++
+ write back to E.L. before the day ends!!!
i cnnt kp ptng it off for too lng
-weather
-english (difficult to learn easy to forget)
-my address
-summer vacation
dont make it too long

+ vacuum floor, buy grocery

June 1 an elementary school girl killed her friend.
girls are getting more and more fearful. when they
grow up, we have to be very careful.

why always nagasaki?

rain

I am a poor man, sir.

jobless

Today.
I didn't go outside.
Coz I don't wanna meet them.
They makes me sick.
What did I do something to them?
I did not!
Never!
Shit.
I try to Kill them some day.
Ha!

Thank you momy.

Today kids are so active even in 2-chan.
to my surprise, almost all junior highs know 2-chan.

Upper House committee passes pension reform bills

What does 2-chan mean?
Is that channel 2?

i love sazo

tomorrow i have to go drinking with my co-workers again.
how can i escape? i'm running out of money.

Just say NO u wimp

you may have no friends. lonely guy.

Ich bin got!!　ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ノ　Yaaaahaaaaaaaa!

..Continue from >>25

At last, my girlfriend could go on to the final step for a certain company's.
At the same time, I got another unofficial decision from a shipping company based in my local city, and
I decided to enter that company because it is well-known and large one in my region.Yes, I finished job-hunting.
I hope she can get the decision. The result will be reported in the middle of June.
If her job-hunting is successful, I will be happy, too.
Also, we can get started to plan our graduation trip.

>>26
Thank u 4 ur response.

Congratulations on getting a job.

Last night I had a nightmare of TOEIC.
I was just in the middle of the test, and terribly unsuccessful.
During the listening section, I got so confused and upset
that finally got asleep or fainted. I thought it ended in the worst.

Although it was just a dream, I believe that's because I took TOEIC last month,
which was in fact a complete failure...

again i had a date with n. i didn't touch her at all.
should i touch her? she thinks that it's bad, i'll be
hated by her. but i have to touch her to go farther,
to have sex. if she thinks i'm a mere friend, i should
not touch her, but if she loves me, i should take
action. i always cannot judge this kind of matter.
i'm too stupid. i was waiting for her in front of her room
without getting in her room. was it a mistake?
i'm often invited to lunch or dinner by women, but
i can't take advantage of it.

I can read everything that goes through his mind, I know he wants to have physical relationship with me.
But a lass, I am a modest, conservative type. I keep him waiting, waiting, and waiting.

>>224
To be my girlfriend is the best way. How about taht?

I keep you waiting waiting and waiting.
and can you understand my nive and otomechik dream of knight in armor on the white horse?

>>226
I am the just knight that you are waiting for?
By the way How old are you?

Oh please, sir, please be gentle, I am of nive girl of small village.
I give you anything, but my grand mother.

I want yourself and my son is anger now.
You are the only girl who can calm my erecting son.

Got a great son, baby?

not baby, it is something like a stick,
it can grow longer and shorter

fantastico

ahh, me so horney

It can shot sticky fluid smell like a cattle fish.
But it is organized ic\ncredible numerous lin\vung things

in other words, hot dog, winnie, pimpi, sausage and meat balls, one eye monster,
what else

I'm a great stud but let me suck your dick ha ha.

It maybe sausage. but it cannot be eaten,but sucked only

i ate an italian beef. so juicy she is!

should i meet my frind or go shopping alone?
in which way can i get rid of my stress more?
i don't know, that is the problem.

Your experiences are the realization of your philosophy.
Mind your fixed ideas!

Es ist mir ganz egal

my girl friend lost interest in sex, which made me
more excited in making sex. i love hugging her
when she doesn't like it.
but i cannot be excited when i have sex with the girl
who loves sex. i hate a bitch.

>>242

looks like we've got a new candidate for the superfree

reason why we broke up was exactly like that↑he wants to have sex all the time
well, I didn't, in the end, I vomited when he touched me,
Now i realize that my loss of interest wasn't the low level of sexual interest intself, but
was cuz I felt disgusted when I saw his face, and he was sweaty and stinky.

This is a pen.

>>245 you bullshit!
>>244 your love to him is just gone. love and wanting body touch
is same.you should be more confident in yourself cuz you have
such an attractive body. men don't wanna ugly women.

i wanna jump off from the ninth floor, today i feel i can be still alive
because Kubozuka helps me.

i like n???.

How we feel about others?
If we feel negatively challenged by another person's skills/ intelligence/
talent (or some postings even in 2-chan) and this creates a sense of
jealousy or anger due to self-comparison or competitiveness or
defensiveness.
How we respond to such a feeling at the level of the psyche is
crucial. For example,when we begin to rationalise to ourselves
that the other person's skill/s talent/ or intelligence have been
unfairly acquired due to an advantage - such as a better education or
being born into a wealthy family (even though this may be true!).
If we continue our response by thinking: "Given the same
educational advantage I could be equally skillful/talented or intelligent!",
we are activating "psychological thought".

What a ride this has been, in such a short time. I sometimes
come in to this thread with some expectations, and several of them
have been quite meaningful.
I have had the opportunity to see many things about the nature of self.
I know that my perspective is just that, my perspective.
As such, I have ascribed to the gene roddenbery (see Star Trek) approach
of non-interference, unless directly asked.

no money to retreat

it was very muggy today, but we have to wear a suit and tie.
it's very tough. i envy girls who wear a skirt while working.

I have to go to bed early.

when i wear makeup, man's attitude is so different.
most of them, especially bad-looking men look at
only external beauty.

i've got supraventricular extrasystole, hyperlipidemia and
hyperuricemia. i've got to go to the hospital for a thorough
checkup.

i did it by habit. it's difficult to kick or get out of a
bad habit.

>>256
ehat is your habit? masterba?

i've got used to my new life. i've expected i would lose
weight, but on the contrary i gained weight by three kg.
my work is very tough, so i can't even make enough lunch
time. i should've lost weight.

i can't read woman's mind. Should I be more active? but i don't wanna
be a stalker, so i always stop taking action. after all if the woman
tries to make a pass at me, i can do nothing.

Have you heard Hiro Morita reading the new on the radio?
His pronunciation is too bad. He reads English news in a heavy
Japanese accent. I don't want to listen to NHK English news
on the radio. He should be fired. Isn't he ashamed of his English?

why does the sun go on shininig , why does the sea rush to shore, don't they
know it's the end of the world, cause you don't love me any more.

i feel the blood vessels of my legs are little by little
swelling. i'm afraid i may be a little affected with gout.

midnight i'm alone. i'm worried about my future.

i wanna suck and lick the pu of nao??.

i've been wastin' away in this town
must away with the ennui, perchance find a job
go looking for a romance yet
fatigue corrodes the bone a stabbing wind
in my skull. i'd rather await the scenery to change by itself.
look forward to tomorrow.

i wanna have more than three wives. i think it's good for them too.

i like my co-workers. but one big problem is that
they love drinking. one can drink more than ten
mugs of beer. before my payday comes, i have to go
drinking with them at least twice. i can't save money.
i feel sorry for their wife.

>>267
they sound horrible. i wonder if they actually know
what they are drinking after 10 mugs of beer.
if you give them urine in place of beer
perhaps they will not even notice.

i am so lucky to be so economical.
after one or two glass (medium size) of nama, i feel drunk already....

I can wear only clothes made from 100 % cotton
fabrics, namely I can't wear cotton-poly clothes.
When I wear cotton-poly clothes, I feel too bad.
My skin is too sensitive.
But 100% cotton clothes are quick to get wrinkles
even if I have ironed out them. My girl fried
sometimes complains about it, because it's hard
to find the clothes I can wear.

>>269
Me too!
I cannot help sensing whatever a little nylon or chemical fiber
in clothes when I wear it, especially in underwear.

Everything has changed in the past three months.
I feel as if I were dreaming. My wife quit her job
again. She is too weak to be patient with other
workers in her office, though it little matters to me
whether she works or not.
Time goes by with a lighting speed. I'll be an old man
with surprising swiftness.
It has turned out that I can neither be rich nor be
successful in my life. I'm leading too a humdrum life.
I want to experience something new and stimulating.

i knew a guy here who has insomnia. is he still here?

oh my, i again stay up late. i wish i were more strong-minded.

when I received a call from a company that I was interviewed as a job hunting just now,
They said we are very sorry for you to decline your application...
I am very shocked... from now I have 17 consecutive failure...
Please give me a job

I want to take a good job which it uses English and is never fucking Eigyou,, by the time I will be 30.
the rest time I have about 3 months

some months ago there were many jobless people in this thread, but now I am only...
I miss them

i'm gonna go on a trip to South America, but I borry about the fact
no one can speak spanish at all! What if we get involved sorta things like
threat? It must be hard to survive, mustn't it?

when we want to do something valuable, we can't get a
good chance, but when we are doing our best for the
present job, we can get a better chance. people trust
the person who is doing his best for his present job,
not his future job.
.

I fell into sleep and awoke now.

i'm very worried about her, cuz she is gonna
shave an operation next week.

Last midnight I heard a weired voice coming from outside.
At first I thought there were a few cats heating up or fighting.
But in fact it was a woman crying loudly on the street,
weeping, shouting "Don't! Don't go!" "Knock it off will ya?"or something.
It sounded so creepy and horrible that I couldn't possibly feel sorry for her.
She might have been broken her heart by some guy and got insane.
It continued for about two hours. I could hardly sleep.

>>281 her ex-boy friend must've been saved.

don't make women cry. they are weak, we have to protect them.
but i'm loved by too many women, so i have to make some of them
cry. that's contradictory. i feel sorry for them.

I was watching a video that Drunk Dragon performed.

The president of Mitsubishi Mortors was arrested on suspicion
of professional negligence over a defective clutch system
which led to the death of a driver. In a word, he is
stupid.

ＦＵＵＵＣｋ!!
a god damn mosquito has bitten me......
it seems like ...summer's comming.
well, you know, >>283 you just wanna boast yourself....are you
feelin' like you're a cool guy or something? Is that what you really
are??? I don't think you are. ....welll anyway i don't give a fuck
how you look....coz I'm damn sure I'm better looking than you!!

and I....I hate such a guy like 283. I like the man to have a good head
on his shoulder...that's it.

I want you to kiss me….
By the way, I will take an English exam tomorrow.
But,I can't…. I can't….

funniest boy in the world=286

You are fucking poor cherries.lol

>>286
>I hate such a guy like 283.

oh really? on the contrary he amuses me a lot. i like him.
but i wouldnt have a man like him for my partner.

I haven't been able to understand what is written at all these days.

>>290 you must be a woman. how old are you? what other people say
about you, beautiful or not bad or plain or ugly?
are you a house wife or a sinlge woman working at a company?

>>292

get out of here you goddam stalker
shut up and go fuck yourself

i began to drink katekin, and the pain in my calves is gone.

I have lost my self

drinking helsia is really good for my health.
my stiff shoulders are getting better.

I wanna enter Jochi University. I study about 5 hours a day.
Writing something in English is very difficult.

The hard drive space allotment for 2-chan is apt to be exceeded on a regular basis
as of late. We must therefore ask participants to reduce the size and frequency of
their posts. Don't post fucking messages.

You came to my apartment today of ten years ago. You said
you didn't want to go home, and after all you stayed over in my
room. Thinking you were a play girl, I played a joke on you in
bed. Since you didn't resist it, in the short run I hugged and kissed
you, and we crossed the final line. To my surprise, you were a virgin.
Since then you've got to live with me. Now I understand you really
loved me at that time. What makes me more surprised is that your
love to me doesn't change at all even today, after ten years having
passed. I want our son to have a loving and loyal wife as you when
he is grown-up.

>>298

omaemona

all of a sudden i've decided to go there. k got angry at me,
saying that you should've told me about it earlier.

Why we view the 2-channel?

In fact,we can't escape world of Internet.
2-channel's bbs is really funny. We can forget times.
And forget the real world.

But it is bad.
Escaping the real world is very very very bad.

You must look the real world.
Maybe you can find new things.

mou
damepo

>>303 i like you. i feel hopeless, too.

Someone give me a Remedy for Melancholy

when women are worried about something or go through a hardship,
they tend to be aggressive. i understand it, but
feel like slapping them.

>>306

are you kichiku?

what will happen tomorrow? i'm scared of it. life is lagrgely determined
by luck.

Life is interesting because there is no knowing what may happen
tomorrow. The important thing is never to give up hope.

>>308-309
I think so.
If we can know to happen tomorrow,life isn't interesting.

ah,,,I view the 2-channel too today...orz

How will be weather tomorrow?
today was sunny.

Why is it raining today? I hate too much rain.

I studied science in the morning.
in the afternoon studied Mathematics.
After dinner is studying English.
I am very tired now.

Trying to encourage my friend who's having serious hardship,
I've often sent him faxes or emails until now.
But his response is not what I expect.
He says that all he wants is to entertain or heal his mind,
not the opinions, not the interest of myself.
Even though I feel sorry for him, he seems too selfish.
I'm now puzzled about how to touch with him.

i have made a girl friend who is 22 years younger than i.
I myself can't believe it. she told me to come to her
room this Sunday. she heals my pain.
heart pain.

Encouraging man with words is less useful than you think.
Encouraging him with your body is more useful than you think.
if you are a man, it makes things much worse, of course.

>>316
i am horribly envious!
sorry i'm excited...but,
tell me more exactly what the story is!

>>316

she doesn't happen to be seven and you twenty-nine or something,
does she?

it's too bad if i have to call the police

>>318
believe it or not, she is a 22 year old college student.
she is working at co co ichiban, where i often go to.
some day i asked her phone number without any expectation,
just half joke.
to my surprise she told her phone number, then we began
to have a date together. she may like ojisan.
what makes me more surprised is that she says she will
become a junior high school teacher next year.
i can never understand women of today.

I want to be able to say I like my lifestyle.

i love my lifestyle. i'm a free lancer.

I know i have to prepare for the test of the second step test of EIKEN 1kyuu.
but tell you the truth, i don't know what i have to.
the most serious problem is that i really don't have willingness to do anything.
well, everybody askes me "are you hikikomori?" of course, the answer is yes.
i don't have any specific job as well as a part time job.
i might as well go outside now and go to the movie theater to
check cute girls.

I must go to the Hello-work now. Today I have to find a better job among the fucking tiring eigyou jobs
and when I could be a salary man, and after I find a goodlooking and pretty girlfriend.

everybody thinks only about women.
i'm afraid japanese future is getting worse.
me? yes. i'm the guy who have't got any girlfriend yet.
and ofcourse, i'm doutei!

>>325
ソープ池

i always think about women's body, because they can console only
our body. i've never met such a woman who can console my mind.
from the mental point of view, they are much inferior to men.
so women can do nothing but easing our sexual desire.
don't you think so?

I was to win the jackpot in a lottery, but
I drew only blank tickets. I was unlucky.

>>320
first i thought she is just a friend for you,
but youve already had several dates with her,
so that means she's also been serious about you, right?
gee....more and more i feel envioius.
but you must be a rising star for all mid-lifers.
i'd love to know who you are like.
i guess at least you don't look like mr.Ishiba, the director general of the Defence Agency or Kensuke Ebata.
anyway, i'm rooting for you, and tell me the result on Saturday, please!

yo, listen up ya'll
i fucked this chick, she sucked this cock
like a horny slut, ringing my bells 24/7,
so, i said "what the fuck u want bitch?!"
crying all over me, begging me to take her back
so, she's begging and pleading, but i ain't
honking and turning,
bitch, flip the coin, check the cheque
i'll get the 7 digits from your momma tomorrow for a dollar!
flippin like a crazy slizzy
jumpin on her tizzies
got my chizzle to ka-doodle
her bizzle!
you feel me?
FEEL ME!
Im talking to you!

it's much better to post your message with your own words, even if they
are poor. i'm inclined to read it.

What am I doing here? I've got to get back to work.

>>325
English please...

yesterday,I forgot to submit a print....orz

i can't look at the picture. Alas.

suckmydick

again i drank too much. i may have gout.

i wanna su?? Na???. she is like a penguin.
so cute. heals me.

go fuck youself!

fuck you!

mou oreno jinnsei damepo...

Porquoi est-ce que vous avez dit ca?

this is my mikki purunn

>>341　Pourquoiじゃないの？

Suck off my hole with juicy sound...aAHHHHH
Next is my turn. please show me your thick dick brillient with
full of pre-cum.I wanna lick yours right away!

つ　
please suck my son equipped with leather

leather!!?why are you putting leather on your dick?

I am Houkei,so my one is equipped with leather

Have you already washed around and inside of the skin!?

I am a student in this university. I major in XXXXlogy.
Here I study Law and Economics. The short form in Japanese is called
"Houkei". That's why I x-ed my major. Thank you for reading my introduction.

the most difficult thing in our society is human relationship.
many people are too stupid and self-centered. they think about
only themselves.

he said that again. ill get in trouble. i met her, but couldn't recognize her
at first.

sigh.

I still love him. I feel lost love is like the end of me.
What should I do? a sigh of sorrow.

I go to Hosei, and you to Keio...
When two of us are combined, we are XX
You and I are XXX

i slept 11 hours, and got up at six thirty. he talks too much.

I'm going to play baseball after this.
but the weather is bad.
I dislike rain.

I'm in Waseda. You Meiji. When the initial letter of your university
turns upside down, we are in the same university.

i made an email friend. i wonder how many times i can send email a day.

i can't be excited about anythihg, cuz,i can guess what will happen
sooner or later, that is, the end. at the momoment i love her.

i'm in danger. it's too dangerous.

>>360
has an intruder broken into your space?

n??? tries to get too much closer to me. i can't resist it.
i'm too weak. if i get beyond it, i'll get in trouble.

Do not walk alone on deserted streets at night.

after all i was cheated, i cannot trust the man who wanna have power.
at first he seems to be a kind man.

Revenge! Avenge! Retaliation! Retribution! Payback!

good man is hard to find. but understanding is more
important.

>>366

who the fuck do you think you are you damned whore

>>367

who the fuck do you think you are you monkey cocksucker

I haven't been able to understand since then.

>>367 crazy jobless or a student, never come to this thread.
you are only Jama or gomi.

I like both A and B, but A doesn't like B. When I invite A, B never comes.
This is a really big problem, because all of us work in the same office.
How can I continue good relationships with them?

i like her, but sbe is such a nice girl that everybody likes her.
so the competition is very severe. but i don't like fighting.
i'll withdraw from the race. i'll choose a plain girl, cuz
i don't have to take part in the competitive race.
that's why plain women can get married when they are young.

>>372

havn't you ever thought that you are just a plain man as well?
go look yourself in a mirror

People who can write only short sentence like "fuck you" here are
Tyubou possibly.

The world is full of out-of-base kitchens

>>373 do you understand of the meanig of "plain"?
you must be a plain lady. sorry,but i'm a good-looking man,
and already been married. but next i wanna have a
lover(aijin) in addition to a wife. as a lover, i'm going
to choose a plain girl. i think we should have both a wife
and aijin to become a real man.

i wonder y u ppl use jap words in english sentenses.
i thought >>1 wants us 2 write monologues ONLY in english

I want to sing songs in English!!!
But,,,,I can't.....orz

I sing the body electric

i think this thread is in general good, as compared with other threads.
i want to write a letter in place of our president, which makes
me very tired.

Son of a bitch!
motherfucker!
jerk!
dick!
cocksucker!
asshole!
FUCKER!
schmuck!

Pride GP has begun just now on TV.

Fedor is the strongest in the world.

Yoshida beat Mark.

I plan to participate in the matchmaking service for the first time.
I love the boy who is 8 year younger than I.
He like me but he didn't love me. So I gave up, and decided to serch for my partner.
It will be tough for me, but I'll try believing it will give me another perspective of the world.

i wanna sing too!
i always listen to radio in my car, but.....
i can't sing!!! la la la la la.......

>>385 Good luck. In the Matchmaking serice, 90%
will fail, but it will be useful to broaden your mind.
In the past I joined Zwai. I was not successful and hurt
my mind many times, but I learned many things.
It is a good memory for me, who is married now.

I am approaching one person who is the same age as me.
But when I asked his phone number and called him,
I was dissapointed at his answer.
He said he has a girlfriend but he is not seeing her.
He allowed me to have dinner if I hope,
but my self-esteem was destroyed.
I was very sad that he didn't put much importance on me.

>>387
Thanks. I have a question for you.
What did you learn from joining Zwai?
Actually I'm worring that joining it might only hurt me.
But if there is something that makes me change better,
I'll try.

×　Zwai
○ Zwei

Zwai means a society of the people who are interested in
casual conversation at womans house in deep night.

Zwei means two in German.

>deep night

ﾌﾟ

I have a very long foreskin.
Please anybody with a proper knowledge can help me.

Thanks in advance.

>>393
hey, its hard to tell, but dude, u gotta learn english seriously buddy

>>392

Oh! Deep cut, deep despari!
Deep crevasse and deep emotion, deep fascia of penis

>>394

Thanks!
Is it okay for me to cut foreskin?

>>389 1. Don't expect much. It is as if you won a lottery.
2. Looks, and academic background are very important
when you meet a man for the first time.
3. In Zwei or this kind of service, there are very few people who
are attractive. Men are very poor at escorting women.
In a sense it's no wonder. That's why they can't make a girl friend.
4. When you meet more than twenty persons, you may find only one
man whom you feel like dating.
Personally I myself met about twenty persons, and I began to have
a date with one of them. We decided to get married, but we lived in
a different prefecture, and after all we broke because we both didn't
want quit the present job. Next year, fortunately I married one of my
coworkers in my company.
But in Zwei, I learned there are many types of people in our society,
from whom we can learn something even if good or bad. If we do
nothing, nothign will happen.
Sorry for a poor long sentence. I'll sleep now.

>>396 why don't you cut your pennis itself,so you
don't have to be worried about the phimosis.

a big typhoon No.6 is gonna come closer to our area.
a storm warning will be issued around noon tomorrow.
I hope i can go back ealier.

Are you recommending castration?

>>397
Thank you. I am very thankful to you.
I could imagine the situation if I join such service.
As you said, it is no wonder there is few person who are attractive.
However if I realize thise facts before joining it,
meeting someone might not hurt me. And meeting various types of people
will broaden my perspective. Anyway, I was relieved to hear that
you finally get married. That makes me feel happy because I can believe
making efforts are worthwhile. In addition your explanation was excellent.

our school has been closed becaused of the typhoon No. 6.
but the problem is that what i should do fromn now.
should i go home directly or go to "comic books choffee shop" or
go to a adult video shop with a private room? i feel watching videos
is best to kill time.

ya me too, my school was over at 12:00 bcuz of that stupid typhoon.
since the weathers still being pretty gay, i think im gonna ditch my prep school.

What a silly student you are!!

tomorrow i have to go to a funeral.

Good morning
Are you dead?

Smile my troubles away!

among magicians sero is best.

>>406 kid, don't come here. just play tv games.

Good mourning

Maybe he wants to say "mourning" and "morning" have the same pronunciation.

i am crying as i write this.
tears are dropping from my eyes.
i lost confidence in everything i do.
my thoughts and my actions have become detached, and i am deteriorating..
is this something that happenes to everybody at one point in his life?
i wish i could just talk to someone in person...

>>409
u mean video games

i'm crying while writing this.
my job is not successful.
i have no girl friend, though i'm 35 now.
i feel i have to be single in my whole life.
i think i should be more aggressive, but i'm too
good to do so.

i'm crying while i'm writing this.
i'm crying because this thread is so full of pathetic retards
who don't know what to do with their lives.

i'm laughing while im writin this
i'm laughing because >>415 is such a pants shitting loser
who doesn't even know that he himself is the one the "pathetic retards"

>>415
hi, i am 412
your res made me feel a little better, honestly. thank you

Our happiness exists perilously in a world of misfortune and sorrow.

i did it three times a day. i should've gone to bed earlier.
tomorrow i have to get up 6:30. i'm crying while writing this.
i may be a loser. to be happy i have to satisfy my sexual desire.

Sexul Emotion is stronger than Your ingelligence.

Last night, I had SEX with my girl friend who has very big tits!

i screwed ur mom last night

>>422
how was she? tell me all about it!

yomerne-yo!

i'm very disappointed.
on the TOEIC last month,i scored down by 85 points.
while i realized my real ability of English,
i had a wishful thinking at one time that i could get a higher grade.

she didn't come. I realized who she is.
she always takes advantage of her friends.
that's why she can't make true friends,
and is still single at the age of 36.
selfish women can never get married.

>>423

it was facinating, yeah she kne wat i was talkin about.
her ass was sooooo big, it was almost big as texas.
but her boobs were hangin too low though.
and also tell her to wear less makeups, cuz my dick was all rainbow colored after she blowed me.

>>427
wow, a great whopper, cool. i hope to hear your tales again.
thank you

it is only five or six years that i can live.

He is HIV.

he must be a honest person, but he is too childish.
he doesn't know our society.

>>430
He has HIV or he is HIV positive.

>>432
Thnaks,

My Intention is He Is a Virus.

>>433
K

Aoshima, enough!

Kuma's lovely Chipo-tan.

Kuma's lovely Chipo-tan.

ミ　　　　
　　　ヽ（ 'A`）ﾉ
　　　　　 ＼ ＼
　　　　　　　○○

The poisonous doll appeared smartly.

high school stundents, don't come here, don't stay up late.
i'll have a personal interview with my boss today.

Wish you luck on your upcoming job hunt

i love mistakes,
i think they are charming,
sometimes quite challenging

i misunderstood her. she was not so bad, not so selfish.
sorry. i should be more careful in judging others.
some mistakes are really bad and dangerous. the ice broke.

i'm unlucky, but after reading a thread in 2-chan i've known there
are so many pople who are more unlucky. but i feel sad, after all
i cannot get better bonuses than my friends.

My bawl is ichy!
I can't stand it.
I want to blow off my 38.

lick it by yourself. it's good for you to soften your body.

↑　添削

My ball is itchy!
I can't stand it.
I want to blast it off with my 38.

>>445

I can't.
My body is rigid.
Would you lick my ball. So I can hit your anus in return.

このカキコ見たあなたは4日後に不幸がおと
づれ44日後に死にます。それがイヤなら
コレをコピペして5ケ所にカキコして下さい。
私の友達はこれを信じず4日後に親が死にました。
44日後友達は行方不明・・・・。いまだに手がかりもな
く私はこのコピペを5ケ所に貼り付けました。すると7日後
に彼氏ができ10日後に大嫌いな人が事故で入院しました。

このカキコ見たあなたは4日後に不幸がおと
づれ44日後に死にます。それがイヤなら
コレをコピペして5ケ所にカキコして下さい。
私の友達はこれを信じず4日後に親が死にました。
44日後友達は行方不明・・・・。いまだに手がかりもな
く私はこのコピペを5ケ所に貼り付けました。すると7日後
に彼氏ができ10日後に大嫌いな人が事故で入院しました。

このカキコ見たあなたは4日後に不幸がおと
づれ44日後に死にます。それがイヤなら
コレをコピペして5ケ所にカキコして下さい。
私の友達はこれを信じず4日後に親が死にました。
44日後友達は行方不明・・・・。いまだに手がかりもな
く私はこのコピペを5ケ所に貼り付けました。すると7日後
に彼氏ができ10日後に大嫌いな人が事故で入院しました。

このカキコ見たあなたは4日後に不幸がおと
づれ44日後に死にます。それがイヤなら
コレをコピペして5ケ所にカキコして下さい。
私の友達はこれを信じず4日後に親が死にました。
44日後友達は行方不明・・・・。いまだに手がかりもな
く私はこのコピペを5ケ所に貼り付けました。すると7日後
に彼氏ができ10日後に大嫌いな人が事故で入院しました。

このカキコ見たあなたは4日後に不幸がおと
づれ44日後に死にます。それがイヤなら
コレをコピペして5ケ所にカキコして下さい。
私の友達はこれを信じず4日後に親が死にました。
44日後友達は行方不明・・・・。いまだに手がかりもな
く私はこのコピペを5ケ所に貼り付けました。すると7日後
に彼氏ができ10日後に大嫌いな人が事故で入院しました。

このカキコ見たあなたは4日後に不幸がおと
づれ44日後に死にます。それがイヤなら
コレをコピペして5ケ所にカキコして下さい。
私の友達はこれを信じず4日後に親が死にました。
44日後友達は行方不明・・・・。いまだに手がかりもな
く私はこのコピペを5ケ所に貼り付けました。すると7日後
に彼氏ができ10日後に大嫌いな人が事故で入院しました。

Japan is in a recession now. In these times there are more and more
strange people coming up, someone who loves licking his thing by himself,
even though he has a lot of empty pride, or someone who pastes shitty
copy.

i've really begun to love ????a, who is pretty and good natured.
i met for the first time the girl who is pretty and good natured.
but the problem is i cannot go further because of some reasons.

>>452
what's the reasons?

Because she is found a male biologically.

i want to die
your life is important
but my life isn't important

>>455
tell me why

How can I hate him...?

Imagine his ball, then you can hate him.

↑
Imagine her ball, then you can hate her.

↑
Imagine his anus, then you can like him.

↑
Imagine he says "NU-RU-PO", then u can say "GA! "

I hate you all! Dirty bastard!

Crying out love, at the center of 2-chan

i wanna hug her, but i cannot, cuz i'm married.
but she says she wanna drive me home in her car after our
drinking party tomorrow night,
so there are a lot of chances. i don't know if
i can be patient or not tomorrow night. she often
tries to get closer to me. it's hard to endure.

>>464
DWD is an abbreviation of "Driving while drinking" which robbs one's
driving license at once in Japan. Be careful!

>>465 thanks for your advice. but she never drinks or she cannot
drink alcohol. she said she is parking her car near the
station while i'm drinking with my coworkers. in a sense
she is like my salve, though she graduated from so called
famous ojohsama college. it's no wonder i cannot resist it.

A>>466

re you saying

she is parking her hip on me while she's drinking with my cock

Yes.

Is that 69?

I haven't been able to understand what is written since then.

i have a crush on a girl 14 younger than i.
but i never told her because of many reasons.
she is mild and good natured for a girl these days.
the other day i went to her apartment to pick her up for some business.
i pretended to be cool though, my heart was beating fast.

she really pissed me off. after all she tried to
take advantage of me. if i loses power, she leaves me.
i realized. i hate this type of girl. i decided not to
help her any more. i was so cheated, but i can't stand it
any more. she will be sorry.

after all i can't trust her.

i'm still angry at her. i can't forgive her.
i'll revenge her.

>>474
how? can you expand a little more

i have a small crush on him but alas !
he seems to be in love with my boyfriend... sob sob

boyfrind?? I got a bonus yeterday, but it's much smaller than that of my
friends. i feel very sad.

>>477
hey you! be grteful that you get one at all.
i get none.
and it is better to stay away from any comparison of any kind.... haha

i decide not to expect girls much. they are stupid and only emotional
and like animals.

i lost again. i wonder why i'm too easy for women. i should be more strict.

WE suppotrt the opinion of 479writer.It's adequet speaking.

i decided not to expect my boyfriend much. he is stupid and only emotional
and like animals.

i'm tired, i'm tired...
i don wanna go to school anymore.
stupid teacher and classmates.........fed up!

my friend has been talking about her boyfriend since beginning of june.
her stories were always change, break up or get marriged.
every single day like da!!
and.....
she contined talk during class....
i had to listen for 4 hours a day.
tired.

girls and kids are completely same. if you understand it, you can
know how to cope with them. if you love a girl, you will lose the game,
but you have to make her love you. For this, you need a technique.
many girls cannot love men from the bottom of their heard. It is not
because they are foolish and bad-natured but because they are afraid
of getting hurt, that is, broken heart, being rejected. but it would be
true to say that they are more self-centered than men.

>>485

thanx for sharing that with us wise guy

i don't think so.
>>485 it depends...
boys are simple. girls are not.
you have never seen good girl huh?

>>487 read my words carefully. i didn't say "all girls but said "many girls".
of course i met a nice girl who is not self-centered but
really loving, devoted and loyal to me. It's my wife.
i've never had a fight with or even never got angry at my wife in the past
three years, since our marriage. I will never be able to love another girl
like this. but i think i have been just lucky. In general women are timid
and afraid of being rejected in love relationship. you should understand it.

i bought a software for cell phones. it is very useful. now i can save
both still and even moving picture files on my PC by using USB cable connecting
my PC and my cell phone.

June 27, 2004
This is the first day of the rest of your life.

pls give me email. i'm bored. my address is
27117788akasaka.ezweb.ne.jp

>>488 i'm 487...sorry about that.
you have nice wife! wow wonderful!!

you said "lucky" but i believe you must be nice person so you got good one!
i always think like that.
some people got junk boy(girl)friend right? (sorry call junk;)
i think...they have a problem.....that's why.
RUITOMO..how to say english?

1. Birds of a feather flock together.
2. Like attracts like.
(written by a high school student)

too sleepy, i can't keep sitting up any longer.

>>494

Hang in there! If you fall asleep, you are gonna die!!

Too late...494 must be dead by now

I guess so too.

i was very worried about haier, but it is really good. it makes my room
so cool. n sent me email, maybe n wanted to use me again. sorry, i won't
be cheated by you any more. i'll never support you.

i'm gonna Apita, where i'll have dinner.

５００

Speak softly and carry a big dick...you will go far

Today I had to go to work even though it's Sunday.
I wonder why many Japanese work or have to work so hard.
People of today are very similar to the farmers in the Edo
period, who were forced to work like slaves by the Tokugawa
Shogunate.

i bought an air conditioner of a window frame type. it was better than
i had expected, tough the reputation was bad.

possible reasons?
1: just too much work to do
2: people are clumsy and unorganized and do not know how to manage their work time to the fullest extent
3: they just work too slow
4: people feel insecure if they are not working
5: they pretend that they work too hard
6: they love to work all the time

women who are still single even after the age of 35 will have a hard time
living alone all their life. their father must have been
too easy for them. they are so impatient that they
cannot forgive men's weakness. that's why they cannot get married.

i'm an average person on almost everything. i feel bored.

It's been about three months since I began to work for a new
company. I've been used to my new life, but new
problems have cropped up(occurred).
The shirts of today have some chemical addition, even if they are written
made of 100% cotton. I really hate it. My body is so sensitive
that it reacts against any chemical addition as well as synthetic
fiber.

Oh,God...., I lost my job and girlfriend.
I don't know what to do but shooting my head.

call at 911

That's good idea.
I can have cops shoot me.

it's a good thing to do.

I'm so bored.
I have nothing to do.
My life sucks!!

Do you know what day is April 25th？Green's day？Children's day？
No no no.It's special day for me.Oh，yeah，Not only me but also her.
April 25th is the day when our love is born.
Mn?Did you say that you cerebrate us？No way!!
It's special for us.And only I cerebrate the day and our love......

ｎｏｗ ｉ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｇｉｖｅ ｍｅ ａ ｃａｌｌ

when i start my pc, some programs auomatically begin to work,
after all i have to shut down my pc again. virus?
but wow i could post in 2-chan.

>>515
Your PC was completely attacked by some special virus which connects
only to 2-chan. And all your responses and threads you establish will
be devastated. Alas...

Ich habe gambatte das Unchi gefunbardt

>>505
the same is also true for men in their mid-life.
rather, men are not good at getting along with others
especially when they get old,
while women are far more sociable and vigorous.
so it's men who will end up in bitter life if they remain single.
and i am a man who have keenly realized it recently.

；ぉ

my pc doesn't work well. so i feel desperate.
i wanna jump off from the tenth floor like him.

I wanna drop out from this Universe and enter the other Universe.

i wanna drop out of this company and enter another company.
to get rid of virus, windos update was more useful than i thought
before. my pc is completely reparied now.

>>521 me too.
I want to do what I want to do.

あぼーん

>>524
up yours !!

up

My Pc will be recalled.

>>520 ﾊﾔｸｼﾈ

>>528 you are bullshit, useless, not worth living.

my pc has been infected by virus.

i wanna kill the man if i could. he exists only to give hard time
to others.

i spent a lot of my valuable time and energy, but i could do it.
ithas got better after all.

i was tired but just now i could get rid of them.

>>533

Let me call 110

I have nothing which makes me excited now. I'll get older and in the long
run I'll go to the other world.

I wanna go into you.

do you know c.bat? even if i delete c.bat, it appears when i reboot my pc.
it may be trojan virus. what should i do?

>537

>>528

>538
>>529

i did many things. it's been about a year since i came to live here.
many things have happened until now. she's gonna have an operation.
r didn't give me email address. i wonder why. anyway everything has
changed. there have been many things i have never expected.

Why are the universities that were opened newly regarded as low-level universities?
I think, my university was started in 1980s, but lots of students seem to smart.

Those who speak ill of our university must fail in any situation!

The fool think they are smart, the wise reckon they know nothing.
Because wise men learn more from fools than fools from wise men.

>>541

>must fail in any situation!
ﾌﾟ

No wonder he is in a DQN college,,,

I haven't been able to understand since then.

Understand what?

I did it after all.

Memento mori.

i failed. my problem hasn't been solved yet. it's too big a problem.
i'm so tired out.

sweet dreams

Yoshiro mori.

m o u
d a m e p o

o re mo

mo u

da me po

Nothing makes me happier than playing the piano.
It is able to relax and have fun. It took a long time to get here.

>>553
can you kindly tell us your repetoire?

>>554
LIBERTANGO, COMME AU PREMIER JOUR, Fantasia

In these days，I can't speak to her obediently.Perhaps，our relationship is going bad...
I am terrified that it becomes so.I think she isn't caprice...I hope so.
I am just a male in love.I won't lose if I just have her.
If she isn't interested in me，I never fail to jump off from my room，it is 3F in my mantion.

>>556ﾊﾔｸｼﾈﾖ

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／＼ノノノヽ ┃　　⌒　 ┃ﾉノヽ　　
／ 　ヽヽヽ ソ⌒ ヽ━┛r ⌒ '`ﾉ｀､
ヽ､　　 `- ､＿ 　　ﾉヽ　　　_,／ 　ヽ
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this thread has become quite popular in the last few months.
i am delighted! keep up the good work everyone...

My babe has gone like a maniac.Our relationship ended.
Man，it is nightmare....
The other day I promised you “I never fail to jump off from my room”，didn't you？
Yesterday，I did so―I did suiside，like Kuboduka！How brabe I am！
My left and right brain was crushed out.My eyes were poped out like a pop-coan.And I went Sheol.
In the world，I was said by God，"Here is Sheol，don't you know？You don't have to come now.
You are too young and promised by many people.So，I must take you to your world."
Waking up，I found that I am in the bed of a hospital.....

Here I come again, trying to think of something to write.
But as I try to think of it I realize I have nothing special to say.
But again I try to force my mind to come up with something funny.
I cannot find anything so this time I begin to imagine something horrible.
But my mind is still blank and suddenly I start to become exhausted.
And now, I look up and see that it's already 6 o'clock.
It's time to go to bed. Sweet dreams. Bye.

>>561
You are too earky to go to bed！Are you a child？

I'm in a Manga coffee shop.
I couldn't write for a long time for some resons.
This thread is more and more interesting.
>>560 Please continue to post messages. Yoour story is interesting.

my wife was hospitalized this morning. she's gonna be in hospital
about one week. (2004 7/6)

What can I commit myself to? Recenly I have never been able to
be excited. I wanna commit myself to having sex, but
I cannot.

>>565

Commit suicide

>>566 kid, get out of here. this thread is too difficult for you.

the notebook computer is hard to write. i wanna have a destop
pc to post in 2-chan.
>>559 thanl you. you must've made this thread.

i cannot use the Surfer Net Player.

it's star festival. i have prayed to God for her health.

>>556
pls write again. your story is interesting. are you in the hospital now?

it's so hard. i want 45 adsl to be installed much sooner.
it will take three weeks. it's tough for me

now i can do what i couldn't do in the past. technology has improved
so much. i have a lot of free time now.

the star festival yesterday,
it had nothing to do with me at all.
no one gave me any email.

Alone in a dusk,
toast too blooms
Invites the moon into my wine,
my shadow become another gust
Li-bi bye bye

i went a hospital. her operation seems to ben successful.
i feel good now.

Cheiny shoud be dumped.

I agree, but who else would be happy to be VP in the 2nd term? lol

It's ironic that jerks - the man who hurt women the most -
can get sex by not worrying about it, while men who would
never hurt women, who worry about it all the time, can't
get sex at all.

you must be too kind to women. women are stupid animals.
they love being hurt. don't believe what they say. their
physical needs are very different from what they say.
you can satisfy their mental needs, but not their physical
needs. all you have to know is that women are animals.

i got up now. my life may be getting better, but i feel
disappointed at many things. i cannot bring myself to
anything new. i wanna be a quiet place, but i cannot becuse
of my job. but if so i may feel more lonely. humans are so
complicated.

last night I got a call from a friend,
who is notorious for long telephone chat.
he only talks rubbishy and same old topics time and again.
eventually we talked....more than five hours!
can't take it anymore! but i wonder i'm partly responsible for it?

our life, maybe persons watching 2-chan is greatly influenced by
the Internet. without the Internet, what would become of my life.
the mere thought of it made me frightened.

women are like drugs or medicine. if we use them properly, we
can be happy, but we cannot use them properly, our life
will be much worse.

>>584
isnt it true about almost everything?

The difference between men who just want sex and women
who just want sex is that men who just want sex act like it,
while women who just want sex act like they want long-term
relationships.

i cannot wear shirts of today. they contain some
chemicals even if they are said to be 100 % cotton.
my body is so sensitive that i can recognize some
chemicals included in the shirts. but it give me
really hard time. because i feel very uncomfortable
even if i'm working. Please don't use chemicals for
100% cotton shirts.

she gave me email just now. it's too late, it's midnight.
what is she thinking about?

I bought a new IBM computer. It's not bad.

after all i did it. to my surpirse i refused　to have lunch
with her. even if i have luch with her, i felt it's not so
relaxing. if i could have sex with her, i would go.　but it is
is only talking, it's much better to have lunch with my male
friends. i think most men can never continue the relationships with
women without sex. or in general it's rather unnatural.

>>571
It's not “story”.It's my real experience....So，it's not interisting.
Please don't expect.And don't be disappointed....

I left the hospital three days ago.During my stay in the hospital，I often had nightmares.
Every time I did so，I tried to go to the roof and to jump off again.But on appling a hand to
a fence，I heard the voice―I think God's voice―and it's very loud.
“Don't do such a thing，dear youngman！You are promised！”
Now I'm home and live happily.Even if she does not return to me，I'm goin' to live strongly.....

591 it's not interesting bu t more fascinating. keep writing, please.
why do you think you broke up with your girl friend?
what do you think is the main reason?

I'm now a college student at one of the most prestigeous universities
in this country. I've already gotten a job at a certain famous
research institute. Wages aren't low from the beginning, and I'm promised.
Rosy future is guaranteed already in my early twenties. I'm satistified on that point.....
But the problem is people around me. They are people more or less with, " Communication
disorders". They don't have enough skills to get along with their collegues, friends, or
even their own families. Essentially they are lonely people with no one to love.
Sometimes they don't even think about making friends. In my opinion they are schizoid-type
people.
I have to have relationships with them for the rest of my life. This is very annoying because
I won't get true friends who open up themselves to me.....

i have the same problem. people with high intelligence are like machines
not like humans. i prefer foolish people as friends. so all of my friends
are stupid, but i like them. so i cannot make good friends at my work place.

These days I feel my sexual urge is getting weaker. It means
I'm losing one of the strongest pleasures in my life.
I feel very sad.

frm cell phone 7*11

I made it

sigh....

what shall i do tomorrow? I wanna just relax.

I got a mail from T. T seems to be fine. I feel good.
It'a hard to believe that there are men who can love men, that is
gay people. I wonder why they feel sexual desire to the same sex.

I'm so busy, caz I've got lots of sluts to fuck.
This morning, I already had sex with somebody's wife
I sucked her sour pussy then fuck it and tight asshole.
After that she tried to suck my huge cock.that was so pleasure.
I'm going to my teacher's house to do homework with.
And we're gonna have something special as well!!

　　　 ／∵∴∵∴＼
　　 /∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
　　/∵∴∴,（･）（･）∴|
　　|∵∵／　　 ○　＼|
　　|∵ /　　三　|　三　|　　／￣￣￣￣
　　|∵ |　　　＿_|＿_ 　|　＜　Shut up, sucker!
　　 ＼|　　　＼＿/　／　　＼＿＿＿＿
　　　 　＼＿＿＿_／

i had Korean barbecue with them. but one is missing. i feel sad.

i am a withdrewal. I only stay home...

i wanna see and talk with her, but she is there now. i wish i were
a superman.

I bought a used computer. I can post messages
even with a Celeron 500 computer.

i am hopelessly in love.
it is wonderful to be able to feel like this again
even though this love will never be granted.
this feeling of longing is so sweet and bitter... ahaha

macromedia always try to get into my pc. is it a virus?

election result becomes big toughness for ldp.

final result will be closed by the resut 4 seats

erection result became very tough for me.

i am out of a job,

it make be unhappiness orz....

i would like to go hellow work office... tommorow

I had a cold

the best way to cure your cold is to shake your son between your legs, sir

hard

Ｗｈｙ

This morning it was rather cool, so i had to use futon, but
i've got a cold in my sleep, and I's so tired and sleeply.
From now I'll go to bed.

I wondered whether I could get a job or not.
Thinking about this all day, my brain harts.

I've realized that the women who act on impuluse cannnot get married.
She called me and gave me email all of a sudden.

my dream partner, are you here by any chance? ahaha

だまらっしゃい。

I want to get a job within this week...

Don't you feel it's getting cooler. I don't use the air
conditioner today. Or am I getting older?

I am poor and jobless for half an year, so I dont have air-con.
I have an old-type fan only.

622 is a helpless jobless hikkie

i also have a slight cold and have a slight sore throat.

I have to go to the hello-work right now, BUT I have no cheer to do it.

Fuji TV has larger number of beautiful aanouncer than any other broadcasting stations.

i had a drinking party with my co-workers again. I've been able to
speak my mind little by little. i began to feel more relaxed at my
new work place, but i've understood how difficult it is to have good
human relationships at a work place. the more I know my co-workes
the more frightened i feel.

I like N. N can understand human feelings though he is very strict.
I don't like M. He is not strict but easy, but he cannnot understand
human feelings. In a sense he is stupid. the problem is that he is
our president.

sometimes i didn't like her. but some othertimes i got to like
her. this kind of feelings were repeated, and it's been more than
fourteen years since i met her for the first time. she is now my
good friend. but i don't wanna marry her, cuz she is too strong
as a woman. i want to take good care of weaker woman. in this
sense i feel sorry for her.

I love you，everybody！！
So play with me.I can bonk you all away

i gotta sleep asap

I'm man of twenty seven.
I don't have any friends and girlfriends. Off couse I'm cherry boy.
And my last scool career is middle school graduation.
I'm parttimer of a time pay 660yen. Savings is not.
It's my life.
Already hopeless-po.

>>634
you should kill yourself,man. it's the best way for you and your family. you know what i mean,ya?

at fu shool

(･∀･)／stool-

i need someone to sex.
coz i can't stop my mastervating.
help me!! anyone!! please!! save me!!

--------------now mastervating........... ha-a ha-a-------------------

>>638
sekkuru with many stray dogs is the best way to stop it

>>638 Lick your dick by yourself.
Ptactice bending your body.
It's the best for you.

mastervating
sekkuru
ptactice

>>641
sekkuru is a 2ch term.

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　　|∵ /　　三　|　三　|　　／￣￣￣￣
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i feel sorry for her, but she has no choice but to live strongly.
Nobody can do nothing for her. She herself has to be stronger.
i want to support her behind her back. she is very pretty, so
i can understand how much hard time she is having now.
she lost very precious things for her, but i'll be with you.
it's much more important. i always cry with you when you want
to cry.
but

Oh, you gave me email so late past one. you may be feeling very
lonely. I don't feel so.

>>635
Oh, I see･･･.
But here is a monologue threed, and so I wrote that complaint.
However, you responded me. What is more you said worthless word.
For example "kill yourself","it's the best way"･･･.
･･･I'm angrrryyyy!
I nu-KILL YOU!

( ･∀･)つ● I don't know that matter. Anyway put the shit here.

>>634 don't worry, 634. 635 must be a crazy junior high student.
in the real world he cannot do anything. just a timid kid.
i hate this kind of kid most. i really want him to be killed in
a traffic accident. he is less than useless.

↑another hopeless part-timer has co━━━━（ﾟ∀ﾟ）━━━━me!!!!!!

>>648
＞....must be a crazy junior high student. in the real world he cannot do
＞ anything. just a timid kid.

fuckin' boy. i don't need your introduction. haha... (・∀・)go home!!

I'm gonna meet her tomorrow night. It's hard to keep good company
with a woman. i wanna be just her friend, not more than that.
she gives me email so often. i want her not to love me, just like
me.

K will remove the stiches from the wound tomorrow. It may be
painful, but I'll protect you forever.

What should I do tomorrow? I'll be off tomorrow.

I had a nightmare again.
I'm scared of falling asleep.
It's not as if I was a kid....

I installed Adsl 40m. it's fast, but Norton thinks of adsl files
as virus files. 2004/7/16

Maybe they are viral...

I don't want to sleep with him, though I am so much in love.
I would like to stay us to be friends, good friends, free of romance.
Because I would like to keep this contact for as long as possible.

But if I touch him by accident,
I am scared of losing control of myself.

be honesty

>>657 I can understand your feelings very well.
I don't want to sleep with her, though I like her.
I would like to stay us to be friends, good friends, free of romance.
Because I would like to keep this contact for as long as possible.
I like N???. I saw her thigh today. it was a little fat, but it'
very sexy for me.

i like n better than y, but after all i talk with y often.
i know that n also likes me. but i cannot make a pass at her.
after all i have a date not with n but y.
i'm in a deliemma.

i want her to have my baby daughter, but it's imposssible.
i feel she may be m?

We are interested in others when they are interested in us.

It's still raining cats and dogs outside.
I live in Niigata, but fortunately, not in Sanjou,
where 14 people were killed by the flood and the more are feared dead.

NIIGATA shimin sineyo!

I have a no hope in living.
Dreadfully despairate, that is how I describe
my current state of mind.
I do not even have a slightest motivation to check spelling.
I am going to check MoBan. Good bye...

goodbye foever

In the next world war
In a jackknifed juggernaut, I am born again.
In the neon sign, scrolling up and down
I am born again.

In an interstella burst.. I am back to save the universe..
In an interstella burst.. I am back to save the universe..

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaI got it!!!!(σﾟдﾟ)σ

>>665ﾊﾔｸｼﾈ

>>665ﾊﾔｸｼﾈ

>>669-670
U2(´∀` )

Dion is banned from posting

ayapan is so cool. i wanna lick her pu??

I had a date with two women. One is plain, a little fat and a little
slow, and good-natured. The other is good-looking, very intelligent,
very attentive, that is, almost perfect. But I've been more attractive
to the former, the plain woman. Because she makes more relaxed.
Perfect women are out of date now. Imperfect, but good-natured
girls are best in our days. So I'm going to make the former my
girl friend, even though I've been proposed by the beautiful, pefect
woman. Man's heart is very mysterious. I myself don't know why.

>>673
mee too

>>674

Get outta here you bragging piece of shit

>673
puke?

I have a toothache. owch. nery sore.

>>673 >>675
Hey, Fucking low intelligent idiots! Ayapan is my girlfriend.
Keep AWAY from her!

>>679
I am afraid that she is mine.
I made love with Aya○○ the night before last.

are you fucking notorious horce rider? one day I bet a horse ridden on you.
I lost \100. Hey Give BOTH back for me.

it's not false. i know ayapan, czu she was my classmate when she
was in high school. the truth is that she is still virgin.

The ban was lifted. it took more than three days. I wanna kill
a crazy guy who gives hard time to many peole. He is also bullshit,
but he is much better.

i jerk off on with my web cam on ohmylove.jp.com

i'm waiting for her email. I may be beginning to like her.
she is plain, but she makes me so relaxed. N??? i wanna see you
as soon as possible. Let's go to karaoke again.

i wanna put my face between megumi's breast. she is not beautiful, but
sexy.

Why don't you push your ugly face into her thighs?

lol, this thread is so funny!!!
So many people making grammer mistakes and erroneous usage of vocabs!
Keep on going, people!
This thread deserves to be posted on engrish.com.

>>688

You are deserved to be posted on japarish.com.

>>687 you bullshit. funny guy. push your ugly face
into your own thighs. it's good exercise for you.

>>689
You have exactly proven my point!!!!
"You are deserved?????" LOL
You crack me up.

some nowhere kids are posting on this thread.

I often jerk off at internet caffe

cyber sex and masturbation

when i look at her legs, especially voluptuous thighs, i get horny.
i like both her character and her body. i went out with her four times.
if i try to hug her, i wonder if she accepts it or not. but she has a
body friend, who works in a different prefecture. her feelings to him
seem to be getting down. what should i do?

i got very very angry at k. but i've got to resign myself to the destiny.
women are very stupid. i have to be tolerant to keep company with a women.
i have to be able to accept what she is.

whu do i have to suffer so much because of my good heart?
it'getting too much. i cannot suffer any more for you.
i wanna keep away from you.

hot and humid..

>>697

You must reconcile yourself to a reality.

Oh...Kumagaya is so hot!
And so is Yamanashi...hot and steamy!

700 must be mine!

Sorry

What a stupid guy yo are!!

after all i could make up with her again.
I cannot remember how many times i've been
able to make up with my girl friend, maybe more
than one hundred times. I think we are really
one. Aisho(common feeings) is the most important
in the relationships between man and woman.

i got angry at you, but you couldn't understand it, because
you are too childish, so i gave up and my anger feelings have
been gone soon naturally.

>>703

What are you going to make up with a woman?
You are interested only in coitus, aren't you.
You bastard, Die with VD
Die, die , die

>>705 kid, do you know the meaning of "make up with"?
you'd study English at your room rather than posting
in this thread. School should be the first for you.

when being together, feeling most relaxed is the most important
as a role of women.

K suffers the aftereffects of the operation. almost all have it,
but i feel sorry for k.

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i'm in the summer vacation. When i have too much free time,
it makes me more tired. i don't know why.

>>710
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Maybe you're running low on shit bombs

it's greek to me. are you all right? be careful. it's too hot these
days.

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...and let the shit bombs save the day!
Call TOLL FREE 1-800-EAT-SHIT

Postal services may be privatized sooner or later. Mr. Koizumi says
it will be a key factor in the Cabinet reshuffle.
I'm very worried about what will happen to my pension payments
(to the post office).
Can I receive my pension in full even if I pay all pension premiums?

>>713
I've never seen a piece of shit shaped like that in my life.

>>715
You do now

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>>713 you are not a shitty person, but shit itself. Right?

>>717 Yep
Shit rules

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You've got to enjoy your days.

more and more strange people are coming out. we should be cautious.
but it is a sad story that some take advantage of other's kindness.

tomorrow should i approach to her or not? it's a big problem.

Just do it!!
That is all what you need.
Hang in there!

A consequence must be reported as soon as possible.

at sakae 7/23

i was unlucky today. I couldn't have a date with n because of the sudden
business. she may get angry in her heart. but on the other hand,
sbe may understand my situation cuz she is good-natured. but why
she didn't give me email back. maybe angry.

You chose your business instead of her.
This is so bad.
I think that she will sex with another guy tonight.
Well, maybe, she is doing now, so she cannot mail you.

I said "just do it!!"
It may not be too late, you can still make it.

A consequence must be reported as soon as possible.

too late. we may break up. she seems to be very good to me, but
it may not be her real intention.

women are really mysterious. i cannot understand them.
which would be more important for them, our looks or character?

>>727
expressiveness.

even if a girl is pretty, if she has poor expression she is ugly.
and vice versa.

ayapan is very beautiful, sexy, and kind. I have no preblem.

i prefer megumi to ayapan. megumi is not beautiful, but
attractive, what is more, she is a second banana.
it may be too difficult expressons.

ayapan looks too childish, not sexy, attractive at all.
cradle-snatchers may like ayapan.

She is very attractive on my bed.

it's 5:49 7/24 2004 i waisted too much time doing nothing useless.

I'll try watching full program of all 27hour TV tonight.

What a pity to have a w who is too dependent others. s can do nothing
important. i feel sorry for myself.

Mitsubishi is reall a bad company. I bought a S-VHS video last week.
I recorded a program tiwce, then the VCR was broken.
It must be got by with slipshod work. I have to give the VCR back
to the shop today. I'll lose my valuable time. I want Mitsubishi
executives to be more sincere, otherwise I'll never buy anything
from Mitsubishi, not to speak of a car.

she didn't give me email. maybe she doesn't love me any more.
i feel sad. i have to look for another one.

i was cheated by Mitsubishi. i'll get refund.

I don't have a cell phone. This fact seems to amaze people around me,
and they ask me why so constantly. I don't have one because it's not necessary.
I have a telephone at home. Why do I have to feel guilty about that?
Cell phones weren't born because people needed them badly.
It's just that its creation made people feel like wanting them, rather
reluctantly.
They are not at all needed by people from the beginning.
Today people even feel insecure without them.
I don't want to be controlled by those media which try to brainwash us
with TV ads.
The same thing could be said about the OS.
If you installed Windows XP on your PC, I would say you were controlled by the media.
Because, if Windows XP didn't exist, you would have never even felt like owning one.

after returning M, i got National instead. it was much much better
,even in the quality of pictures. all channels are good.
it thought the bad pictures come from the bad radio wave.
it turned out that VCR itself was bad.

even if i have two days off, i have to think about what to do.
i'm getting weaker.

>>739
Hi, good company! neither do i.
why people think of those who do not have cell phones
as strange guys?
it's just i don't need it.
and i just don't want to be tied by someone.
is that so strange?

i have stiff shoulders. maybe i've stitting in front of my PC too long.

>>739
i dont have one too
so when i need to make a phone call i have to look for a public phone
which is becoming more and more difficult to find.
but i have no plan to own a cell phone.
i dont see any purpose in buying it.

2004 7/25 it's fine, very hot 36 degrees

>>739
Me neither.
The reason is so simple:
I don't need it. That's it !

i feel very sorry for k. what a pity k is! k has to suffer a lot
every day in spite of the fact that k does nothing bad. k was born
under such an unlucky star. the course of our life is determined by
the luck.

Why is Fedor that strong, though he couldn't win the tournament
in Olympics?

tomorrow i have to go to work again. these days i don't feel like
going to work. considering that there are a lot of jobless people,
i have to put up with my situatoin. i wanna be a homeless, but as a
matter of fact, i cannot be that brave. after all i have no choice
but to lead a usual and easiest life.

I'm extremely sleepy caz I am keeping on getting up while watching all of 27hour TV

i've got a canker sore in my mouth. it's very painful.
i may have a sensitive stomach. i often get a canker
sore after eating sweets or too much. i envy people who
have a strong stomach. the foods i can eat are limited.

　You know my heart is on.Yesterday night，a girl，she is 18-year-old american，visited me.
I live alone，so I greeted her willingly.We watched “The sonata of winter”　togther.
She told me “I wanna be loved by someone，like Yujin.”Then I said“Well，now，do you wanna be
loved by me？”Her face turned to be red.But she said “Yeah！”
　“C'mon，Oh，C'mon！”During my before-play，she was crying so.On the way she cried，“C'mon，insert
your dick！”On insertin' my johnson into her pussy，she cried，“Awa！！” And she downed.

today many women over thirty cannot get married, even if they are good-looking.
as is often the case with them, they have a problem with their character.
they are too self-centered, overconfident in themselves and cannot love
men. they should make efforts to change their character.
especially i cannot stand the women who are overconfident.

makeinu?

today i happened to find and listen to Shiy's Song on the 2ch.
it is a simple AA animation, but somehow i was moved into tears.
anybody who's interested in, check it out.

i feel so sad, but i've got to endure it for mw

>>755
Please tell me，what is its title？I wanna watch it and be moved.

>>753
i think it is none of your bloody business sir.
probably they dont get married because too many men (like you)
are such sissy. while women become stronger mentally (which is
good) men stay all the same and they dont improve themselves.

and go to hell

Dear me〜！!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i overslept for an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i should be my office now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What i have todo is to get myself together
and take time and go to the office stately and majestically.

it's time to have breakfast.
stately and majestically.......

>>758 are you over thirty?

Old women are not popular with men. This is inevitable.
Some research says that a child born from a mother over 40 is 100 times
more likely to get Down disease than a child from a mother under 25.
Interestingly enough, on the other hand, the chance of a child getting Down disease
doesn't depend on the age of his/her father. I think this fact clearly explains why
old women are not popular with men while old men sometimes get their wives who are
so much younger than them. Men prefer young women because it's the law
of nature. If you are a man, you don't particularly have to feel guilty about getting
attracted only to young girls. It is something natural. It's a trait that's engraved
in your genes from the ancient times.

>>757
try inputting words Shi-i-no-uta in hiragana on the yahoo or google
so that you will find it easily.
don't expect too much.
but i learned there is good conscience even in the world of 2ch.

>>761 you are a great doctor. You know the truth.
>>758 Don't try to run away from the reality.
Accept the reality and truth. You should be more humble.

I thought this was a monologue thread.

i have to carry the sad feeling for ever for her. i'm too sensitive to
the sad stories.

You are a Hero. HAHhahahahahaha-

>>763 In the monologue thread, others shouldn't give a
response. There are some people who want to express their
feelings or opinions freely in this kind of thread because
they don't want to say so in the real world.
If you cannot understand it, you will be hated by a lot of
people in the real world.

>>767
You shouldn't say what the other person should or should not do!
Oh, this is my monologue, so please don't reply this message!!!w

>>767
read >>1

Read >>1
The rule allows no exception.

she is very childish, dependent, and stupid.
so I want to protect her. i don't like strong
and overconfident women.

kiss me!

LOVE ME!

I will!!!

he gave me such a quick reply. I have thought Australians are
very lazy and slow, but after all it depends on each individual.

I can't take public transportations.

i'm gonna eat somen noodles at Don Don An.

i have been jobless for nearly a year.. how should i do?

Show your existance to the society.
Do something which a person who have so many thing to protect cannot do.

Be ambitious!

>>778 Work partime. Then think of the next thing you can do.

>>780
NO NO NO, read the first sentence!!!

Read >>1
The rule allows no exception.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND???

>>782
I'm afraid you don't understand the meaning of the phrase "don't have to".
Could you paraphrase it?

How can I express my feelings to you? It's too difficult.

Shout your desire!!!!

"Survival of the fittest" my boss says.
He gets to be "the fittest" while I hit the ground running
trying to take care of the mess he created on the issue.
fittest my a** I figure. What a dead weight.

in this world only strong men can live a happy life.
weak men cannot even get a jot. there are good aspects
and bad aspects in this situation.

i rearranged my room just now. i feel good. if you are bored, you should
rearrange your room. i'm gonna renew my girl friend as well.

I waisted a lot of time including reading 2-chan again.
I have to get up before seven. So I can sleep only four hours.
I wonder how I can stop doing such a stupid thing.

I FIRST BATTLED THE METROIDS ON PLANET ZEBES.
IT WAS THERE THAT I FOILED THE PLANS OF THE SPACE PIRATE LEADER
MOTHER BRAIN TO USE THE CREATURES TO ATTACK GALACTIC CIVILIZATION...

I NEXT FOUGHT THE METROIDS ON THEIR HOMEWORLD, SR388.
I COMPLETELY ERADICATED THEM EXCEPT FOR A LARVA,
WHICH AFTER HATCHING FOLLOWED ME LIKE A CONFUSED CHILD...

I PERSONALLY DELIVERED IT TO THE GALACTIC RESEARCH STATION
AT CERES SO SCIENTISTS COULD STUDY ITS ENERGY PRODUCING
QUALITIES...

THE SCIENTISTS' FINDINGS WERE ASTOUNDING!
THEY DISCOVERED THAT THE POWERS OF THE METROID MEGHT BE HARNESSED
FOR THE GOOD OF CIVILIZATION!

SATISFIED THAT ALL WAS WELL, I LEFT THE STATION TO SEEK A
NEW BOUNTY TO HUNT.
BUT, I HAD HARDLY GONE BEYOND THE ASTEROID BELT WHEN I PICKED
UP A DISTRESS SIGNAL!

CERES STATION WAS UNDER ATTACK!

>>789
when you sleep, keep your air con off.
you will surely wake up from this hot air before seven!

I have no air conditioner in my room, although being used to such kind of situation
because I've been poor for long, I can sleep as long as I want, even at noon. (泣

What are you going to do in the summer vacation?
Do you have any plans to do?

i have a lot of time in the summer vacation.
but have little friends to play with...

Are you rich?
If so, you can enjoy this summer.
If not,
why don't you work this summer?

>>792 you have no air conditioner, but you have a PC so that you can post
messages in 2-chan.
I'm going back to my hometown in Kyushu during this summer vacation.

>>796 Yeah, go, go, go...and never come back.

It's so hot. It's not wonder more and more strange people are coming out.
I bought a new PC. Tideo TV cannot start. Why? It's more useful than Win
DVR.

after all the happiest thing is that there is a home i can come back to.

A big typhoon is again coming closer. I hope our company will be
closed tomorrow afternoon.

Ｉｍ ｉｎ ｆｏｒ

Do you know "burnout syndrome"?
I experience burnout.
I cannot do difficult work now.
I need a break.
I think many Japanese businessmen experience
burnout syndrome.

i want to do sex with women now.

may i ask some questions?

what is "lol"?
and what is "orz..."?

lol=laughing out loud

orz=
読み方：
鬱だ」「だめぽ」「おーあーるぜっと」などなど。
意味：
１．
人が両手をついてうなだれている様子の顔文字（アスキーアート）

参照
バリエーションはいろいろ
orz
or2
on_
OTL
○|￣|_
○Г乙

JTO
_no
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i've had another go-through. How can I get over this?

>>805
thanks so much!!

i want to get closer, but i want to keep our distance

i wanna take a trip to Europe alone to ease myself.

Mr. OLEJNICZAK, you would have put a smile on Master Chopin.
You are the best.

recently i've got to get some sleep, say, more than two hours, after eating
dinner. but for that i tend to stay up late. i wanna break this vicious circle.
how can i do it?

Sumitomo Mitsui wants to merge with the UFJ group, but UFJ wants to merge with Mitsubishi
Tokyo.

Ryutaro Hashimoto　will leave the largest faction within the Liberal Democratic Party,
to take responsibility for a scandal over a political donation.

>>805
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many politicians often do bad things. why?

because of you

Hey, you guys, talk about a movie you saw it recently
and that you though it good movie.

Go ahead!!
↓

spider-man 2
That heroine sucks.

Masako has got adjustment disorder. if she knows this thread, and
post messages, she will get better. i think anonymous threads are
very useful for the person like her.

Say something!

anonymous threads are quite helpful not only for social withdrawal sufferers
but also for real sick people in the hospital.

The Typhoon NO. 10 hit Shikoku, and is moving at a speed of 10 kilometers per hour.

All JR lines are suspended at Uwajima.

twenty six people have evacuated.

Tokai area was hit by heavy rain.

the storm zone will disappear tomorrow morning.

ten houses were flooded. a fire broke out in Kagamihara.

Yamaguchi is in the storm zone.

k is in the bus tub too long.

surfernet player is the best when we listen to english radio on the
net.

after all i slept until eleven. i should've got up earlier.

i had stiff shoulders and had a heavy headache. but after taking benza
i felt much better.

ogawa may beat fedor, but there is little chance, if he does so,
he will be praised by all martial arts fighters. personally i don't
know at all which will win in the pride GP.

give me some more your smile

I have reduced my weight five kilograms in three months.
I'm so happy.

I have to think and go on ahead alone.
I want to enjoy my days.

i have to see them, it is important, even if it costs a lot.

you are so sweet. thak you. how can i ever repaay you?

it has been more than six years since i met her last.

thank you for being so wonderful

can i jumpin ?

sure!!!!!!!!

what are you chatting about?

>>843
http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=26170

I like tennis･･････
aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

>>843
http://www.allcinema.net/prog/show_c.php?num_c=787

do you like that?

I'm afraid, I'm not good at that.

why not? well, talk to you later!

What is it?

It's difficult for me to enjoy a chat in English on the Internet.
Conversation is multiple and so fast...mmm

it is easy to do something, but it'very very difficult to continue donig
something valuable, though it's easy to keep on doing something meangliess.

it turned out that i misunderstood her. i feel relieved. i can see
her on august 9th.

A man stabbed a number of people and set fire to his own house.
When he was trying to flee from the police he had a car accident.
The rainfall reached 81 millimeters.

Ｍy life is not a bed of roses.

My life sucks because I'm so genius and because of that people around
me think I'm strange by saying that no one can be that smart naturally.
hahaha, anyways, i can help u guys English, but u help me being recognized.
that will be great. see you

id eat curry and naan in this lunch, the curry is hot too little much to me.
i had craps some time ago with my belly became painful.....




my anus feel hot.....

I attended an experimental voage of SDF destroyer last Sunday.
A girl was appointed for an Ephameral Captain on the day.
I stupidly asked her that in case an emergency occurs just now,
what are we gonna end up? or something. she seemed embarassed.

No doubt you will recover soon.

We like some people, but hate others. Some relationships are superficial, and others involve
our inner most feelings. Anyhow modern life places us in great relationships with others.
The problem is that few people understand it.

she sends me email even if it is after 11:00 p.m. i have a family.
she has no common sense. that's why she is still single even over 35.
insensitive women cannot make a boy friend.

why do many people think that email should be anwered so soon?
you may return it the day after,
and i think email is far better than ringing phone at midnight.

must be a woman. when we get email, our cell phone gives off
received signal or ringtone. it's a nusance to other people.
especially wife doesn't like her husband getting email from a
signle woman at midnight. it's easy to guess. maybe she cannot
understand it.

I wanna buy a new mobile personal video recorder with a momory of 30 GB.
If you press "record", the TV program is recorded directly into the built-in memory.
It having a monitor, you can play back the video from its memory. Also connecting a cable
with a video player, you can record it in the MPEG4 format.

if i write something in that thread, there is someone who never fails
to give a response. people who like to study english are apt to have
too much pride. he likes putting someone's nose out of joint.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is most likely the best stoner flick ever made.
It's the best film to show people the true American college experience.

to my surpise i come home around five thirty nowadays.
my new job is much better than my former job.
my former job, low salary, hard work, often work overtime.
nothing is good. my present job is totally opposite.
but i wonder how long i can continue
my present job.

Recently I've been fond of seeing the Amazon reviews in English.
For example, about DVD movies of which I love so much, like Hayao Miyazaki's works.
I can relate easily the emotion of foreigners who watched the movies.
Above all, the ones about Grave of the Fireflies is great.
Even though you are not very good at reading English,
you can have sympathy with people abroad who were impressed and moved.
They seem to be rather emotional than Japanese.
I highly recommend you that once.

What can I do for you...you are in America now...
come back soon...plz...

i bought a new pc, pen 2.4, but i lost many things. my former weaker
pc was much better. Soteic is really tricky.

moon light power make up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

URYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont have much money.

she is very very very stupid. her intelligence is not high.
her character is so cute. so i'll give you the right to be loved by
me.

i'm fed up with my old frined anymore!
he is already in his mid-age, however, childish, selfish, and impolite!
that's why most people dislike him or are being annoyed.
i know some difficulties he has, and i owed him in a sense.
but now i'm ready to BREAK OFF relationship with him.

don't break off. it is only you that can take care of him.

you know very much well of us.

We're aging like fine wine.
The years pass quickly.

That's right. Time flies. My desktop PC has been broken,it shuts down
as soon as the desktop appears. 2004/8/5 I installed the ADSL 40m on
my notebook computer. Just now I succeeded it.

i checked the download speed of adsl 40m. Oy, my only 2.2 m/s.
why?

it turned out that the harddisk has been broken. i cannot help but ask
the shop to repiar it. but it takes long time to be returned.
my bon vacation will be spoiled.

The atomic bomb was dropped in Hiroshima 59 years ago from today.
It has marked the 59th anniversary.

I bomb atomically Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries　 lyrically perform armed robbery　
ってか

i cannot wait to watch the ASIA CUP Final tomorrow.
Japan vs China, maybe something wil happen !

I feel like going somewhere.
I have no idea why he liked me.

She is underestimating us.
I really lost controll!

shine we are
long time no see

Yu T is so cute. May I've never seen such a cute girl as she.
She is cute itself. When I kicked her hip, she seemed to enjoy it.

no skate , no thrash

fire works, heavy rain, thunder storm. they happened at the same time
this year. fire works were most impressive that i've ever seen.
i felt the life itself this year, watching fireworks from the veranda
it rainging so heavily.

victory over fucking low level nation

active destop was broken. is it important?

your brain is also broken, sir. so, you have no problem except intelligence

My nephews are supposed to come tomorrow night for the Bon vacation.
They are already in highschool and like to use PCs.
I fear if they'll happen to see my SPECIAL file in my PC.
I remember the last time they came and asked me to use my PC
while I was still having a meal. I had to say Sure but I was scared !
If...if they know my real taste, I hate to say but...that I love young girls
and collect tons of pictures in my PC,
they'll sure look down on me as a Dirty Old Man of Loli-con.
My life will be over if that happens...now I'm busy preparing for hiding them.

time flies. it's been a year since i moved to this apartment.
almost everything has changed.

I'll have 12 days bon vacation. What am I supposed to do?

>>895
Have a lot of sex?

i have to take my pc to the shop, which makes me so tired.
sotece av pc was broken so soon after i bought it.

i wanna have that with tak. she is more than that.

dvd shrink is the king of the kings for coping dvd. if you know
how to use it properly, you life will change. it's great.

i have to calm down. what should i take tomorrow? it's been eight
years since i last met them. 2004 8/8

>>900
Valium and Marijuana

Fucking chink bastards
They have no right to host the Olympic Games I know

Five people were killed, and 22 others were injured in multiple
vehicle collisions in an expressway tunnel in Ako, Hyogo Prefecture.
The accident involved four vehicles in Takayama tunnel on the Sanyo Expressway.
The accident involved two passenger cars, a van and a large
truck. The truck rear-ended one car, causing the pileup.
The truck, both cars and the van went up in flames.
The fire was extingushed.

GUESS WHAT!!

Japan's soccer team won 3-1 against China in the Asian Cup Finals in Beijing.
Many police officers were posted around the Worker's Stadium
in case of an emergency in Saturday's final.

While Chinese fans filled most of the 60,000 seats,
Japanese soccer fans were led to one corner
behind a goal, surrounded by security officers.
Some Chinese fans still booed during Japan's anthem.

Because They are base nation

there is no beauty chhhhhina more beautiful than ayapan.

i like pipan better than ayapan.

i am erecting now. what should i do? I cant control and calm it down.

2004 8/9 i'm gonna to k for the first time in eight years.

i'm in K prefecture now. they surprised me a lot. he changed a lot.

I LOVE OASIS！！！！OASIS IS THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!
ARE YOU MAD FOR IT?
　

No,I'm mad for you.

MONOLOGUE

I feel your echo every night.
You know I can never forget your word.
Everyday you can talk with boys in your club.
Well，you are spoken to，also.
Someday I wanna kidnap you，like that movie，named “The Graduation”.
But it's just crime.Yes，I know.Kidnapping is crime.
It's your mind that I wanna kidnap.

Ｃ+

he changed better.

D

c2

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I like touching my body very much.
because my body is very clean and hot.
when my girl friend touch my bodey he alwas tell me my body is good.

The girl friend is actually a man?

What girlfriend isn't?

そんなことはいいから、夜食どうするの？

ねー　どうすればいい？

His girl friend is he and she,M and F,so that what it is?

I do not like sushi.

Good for you

Love should be fun, dont you think?
If love brings more pain than joy it aint love.
I am a cerry boy very much.
Are you selling fighting?

I live in the U.S. and am not Japanese. You guys crack me up.

You are interesting.

up yours !!

>>926
Why?It's good for you

>>929
so what?

Life seemes so sweet, and so sad, and so hard.

↑
I think so,too

Why does everything in my life have to be such misfortune?

Do you believe in destiny?

No, I don't belive in it.
I don't like this kind of fantastic word.
If so, I prefer dentist to destiny.
Am I making sense?

Oh, my God!
My English skill is so much poor!

What did you want to become when you were a child?
I wanted to become a nurse.

If I were a child or not, I want to be nursed by a cute sexy nurse.

Future is no destiny.

The most important thing is how you handle misfortune.
Someday you're going to have to start acting.

If you don't say what you mean,
you'll never mean what you say.

I don't like it here in the message system.
People accessing it suck.
They are jealous.

Why almost all of them talk in Japanese?
That doesn't help learn English.