>>325 By the way, as you've been a good friend of mine for the past ten years,
I wonder if you could do me a special favour?
As I become 40 soon, I will have less chance to have a baby,
so I want you to spare your sperm; you don't need to do anything special,
just shag without rubber next time I come round to see you in London,
I will have all the responsibility for the baby.
What do you reckon?