★仮想留学スレ　　英語で話そ！★

>>140よ、もう逝ったか？逝ったのか、おい？！

>Tomo is a real Japanese girl,
>21 years old, now living in America.
>
>Go to the Gallery to see Tomo showing her pussy, sucking cock,
>and getting naked in public!
>
>www.tomoparadise.com
>↑この女、知ってます。ＬＡの語学学校在学中に白人DQNに
>ひっかけられて即結婚、退学、数ヶ月後GC取得することなく離婚。
>現在不法ｽﾃｲしながらこんなことやってます。
>元ダンナのデレク トーマス（このサイトの管理者でＬＡウィークリーの
>しょーもないライター）といまだ同居していて外出することもなく
>毎日セックス三昧だとか・・・。
>一番なりたくない留学生クズレの典型ですな。
>ダンナは超日本人マニアで私もナンパされました、ついてってないけどね。
>でも同じ高知出身でＬＡ在住ということもあって何か人事とは
>思えない。これ通報したら不法滞在者を働かせたという罪でダンナ
>タイホされませんかね？？？

http://life.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/northa/1034541941/61-n
【実録！ ここまで酷い生活をしている日本人女】

Can I suck your fukin' dick?HAaaa!!!!

You guys!Fuck me more

ファッ組ー 出る道化師

　__∧＿∧_
　|（　　＾＾ ）|　＜寝るぽ（＾＾）
　|＼⌒⌒⌒＼
　＼ |⌒⌒⌒~|　　　　　　　　　山崎渉
　　 ~￣￣￣￣

■■ 警備会社でアルバイトしようと考えてる方へ ■■

警察官風の制服を着て「安全を守る」警備員の姿や募集広告は一見格好
よいイメージがありますが騙されないでください。
警備員は派遣先の企業・官庁・工事現場では一切人間扱いされません。
「警備員は社会生活不的確者」というイメージがあるためです。
労働基準法を守る警備会社はとても少ないです。
工事現場ではとくに「旗振り」などと蔑称で呼称され酷い扱いを受けます。
会社側も事故を起こせと言わんばかりに会社で
「研修用ビデオ」を見せただけですぐに現場に派遣することもあります。
そして実際に事故を起こしてしまった場合はもっと酷い扱いが待っています。
会社が保険に加入しているにも関わらず会社側は保険料の値上がりを理由に
警備員個人に半ば「脅迫的に」負担を迫ります。北海道の警備会社に多いようです。
「正義」や「安全」という言葉に憧れて警備員を目指す人は特に現場の実態に
絶望しすぐに辞めると思います。

Show Ginny, Mary.
Car Benny, me, me, early !!!

北海道市深川市で警備員やってたことある。真冬なんて地獄だった。除雪車の誘導。
酷い時は昼飯食う時間さえあたえられない。時間あったとしても常にばらばらで
いつやすんでいいのかわからない。だから当然車のエンジンもかけられない（あっためられない）
運よく時間があっても手が冷たくなって麻痺しててすぐにハシなんてまともに持てない。
臭い同僚の軽自動車の中で冷たくなってガチガチの弁当の飯を食う。一時間なんてあっというま。最悪・地獄。
同僚と二人してガチガチ体震わせて飯食ってた。話の合わないオヤジと組まされて。
誘導ったってロータリー車の前を通る人を誘導してやれば「危ないじゃないか」と吐きかけられ
除雪車の運転手には嫌な顔されて「すみません、すみません」コメツキバッタみたいに頭下げて・・。
本当に人間の尊厳とか生きる意味を毎日考えさせられた。
内臓系の疾患って足から来るんだってね。俺は見事に「直腸粘膜脱」になった。
何かおいしいことあると思うか？警備員の世界に。常駐も誘導も変わんないと思うよ。
やりたいか？やればいいさ。やりたきゃ。
俺は本当に辞めてよかったと思ってる。
。とりあえず北海道で警備員やる奴は
会社が深川じゃないか確認したほうが良いと思うぞ

仮想か、これは？ アーン？

ハッキリ言ってアメリカなどの多民族国家では黒人の方がアジア人よりもずっと立場は上だよ。
貧弱で弱弱しく、アグレッシブさに欠け、醜いアジア人は黒人のストレス解消のいい的。
黒人は有名スポーツ選手、ミュージシャンを多数輩出してるし、アジア人はかなり彼らに見下されている。
(黒人は白人には頭があがらないため日系料理天などの日本人店員相手に威張り散らしてストレス解消する。
また、日本女はすぐヤラせてくれる肉便器としてとおっている。
「○ドルでどうだ？(俺を買え）」と逆売春を持ちかける黒人男性も多い。）
彼らの見ていないところでこそこそ陰口しか叩けない日本人は滑稽。

lol lol
lol lol

Dear Sandra,Bob,Ken,Kazuko,Yumiko,Jim,Daniel,Takashi,Mr.P, Mr.Blacksheep,Reina,Susan.
Good Morning.
We have a party this afternoon. Please join us.
Don't forget RSVP ASAP and FYI it's BYOB.

Thank you in advance.

umeko

テレビで習った表現を早速使ってるな。

You are TLC.
I'm TLC.
WE are TLC!!!!!(=ﾟωﾟ)

Dear kim <=｀ω´>

Hello. How are you ? Long time no see.
How have you been? How is the weather in Korea?
I have been in Northerrn Ireland for three weeks and the weather was really great
I mostly spend my days swimming, playing tennis, and thinking of you !
I miss you sooo much and wish you were here together with me...

Take care,
Love, setephanie
(=ﾟωﾟ)xoxo

Stephanie,

You are not here, today..
I'm fine.

Well, today is fine day. I am very happy. I started learning another language.
That's exciting for me. I hope to broaden my horizons and communicate with friends.
not by sex but by spoken language.

mashissoyo.
bye.
<=｀ω´>

jesus
Please forgive us

<=｀ω´>Dear kim and ＋

Hi. annyon hashimunika.　
I went to tate the test today. It was pretty hard..
I also started learning korean by myself. I bought the text book at DAISO-. you know?

I hope to see you soon.

Love,
Your S
(=ﾟωﾟ)xoxo

I am ED!

Yes,you are!

I am your friend,kim. (=ﾟωﾟ)xoxo

Is there anyone who is really a student in the U.S.

hi ppl! what u guys been up to?

come on ppl!!
talk talk!!

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, I'm all over the place

lunch patrol

We got him.

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together"=I'm gay

・We need = I want
・It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
・Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
・We need to talk = I need to complain
・Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
・I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
・You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
・You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
・I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
・Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
・This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
・I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
・I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
・Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
・I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
・Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
・How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
・I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
・Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
・You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
・Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
・Yes = No
・No = No
・Maybe = No
・I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
・Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
・Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
・I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
・All we're going to buy is a soap dish
= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

Don!t

j

Ｎｉｄａ

eigotte doutukaunndesuka?

日本医科大学付属第二病院の藤本真澄さん、かわいい

藤本真澄ってこの人？＞... 東宝の映画担当専務・藤本真澄が１９７９年死去、６８歳。慶大高等部を卒業後、明治製菓を経てＰＣＬ（東宝の前身）企画部に入社。『結婚の生態』『望楼の決死隊』などを制作、気鋭のプロ ...

I felt her finger worm its way
into my anus and stimulate the
base of my penis......cuuuuum!!

Why are you trying to cheat on me!
You said that I'm the only one You had feelings for. You lied to me?
You're disgusting. No, Don't lie to me.
I saw that you were looking for another e-mail friend on that site,
which we met there.

How have you been? Me? I'm fine.
Sorry, I'm busy lately so I don't have time to chat with you.
Would you like to give me your e-mail address?

↑Is this right?

What's up?you guys!

Don't go away, you, please!!!

ｕｐ

そんな内容のスレなのかここって？

Why don't we go to a love hotel?

fuck!

Because you are cherry boys.

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ウッキー

ここは妄想狂の極みが辿り着くスレか？

わかった、わかったよ。