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昨日、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がめちゃくちゃいっぱいで座れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、１５０円引き、とか書いてあるんです。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、１５０円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボケが。
１５０円だよ、１５０円。
なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家４人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、１５０円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Ｕの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、
刺すか刺されるか、そんな雰囲気がいいんじゃねーか。女子供は、すっこんでろ。
で、やっと座れたかと思ったら、隣の奴が、大盛つゆだくで、とか言ってるんです。
そこでまたぶち切れですよ。
あのな、つゆだくなんてきょうび流行んねーんだよ。ボケが。
得意げな顔して何が、つゆだくで、だ。
お前は本当につゆだくを食いたいのかと問いたい。問い詰めたい。小１時間問い詰めたい。
お前、つゆだくって言いたいだけちゃうんかと。
吉野家通の俺から言わせてもらえば今、吉野家通の間での最新流行はやっぱり、
ねぎだく、これだね。
大盛りねぎだくギョク。これが通の頼み方。
ねぎだくってのはねぎが多めに入ってる。そん代わり肉が少なめ。これ。
で、それに大盛りギョク（玉子）。これ最強。
しかしこれを頼むと次から店員にマークされるという危険も伴う、諸刃の剣。
素人にはお薦め出来ない。
まあお前らド素人は、牛鮭定食でも食ってなさいってこった。

>1
前　誰かが訳してたよ。
過去ログでも探してみれば？

憲法ってconstipationだったっけ？（藁

>>1
なぜ君の翻訳が最初じゃないの。
まさかただスレ立てただけのｵﾀｸ厨房じゃないよね。。

>>1
ミルクカフェの住人か！？

いまさら何やっても無駄
いいきってやるよ
おまえは絶対肺がんになる

俺が忠告したことをおぼえとけ　
おまえはぜったいに肺がんになる
絶対だ

>>6
>>1は、たばこ吸いすか？

漏れのじんちゃん超ウルトラヘビースモーカーだったけど
大腸がんで逝きﾏｽﾀ

今現在タバコをすってる奴　喫煙者へ

いまさら何やっても無駄
いいきってやるよ
おまえは絶対肺がんになる

俺が忠告したことをおぼえとけ　
おまえはぜったいに肺がんになる
絶対だ

I went to Yoshinoya yesterday, the Yoshinoya.
Could not get a seat, there were full of people,
"150 yen off", the banner in the shop said,
how ridiculous, how stupid.
Don't come into Yoshinoya you never come under usual circumstances.
150 yen, jut 150 yen.
See the family with kids. 4 members family come to Yoshinoya together? How sweet!
"All righty, Dad's gonna have the Extra Large Bowl" Oh, would you please.
Now empty the seats, I give you guys the 150 yen.
Yoshinoya should be more brutal,
You never know you might get into a fight with the guy sitting opposite,
Kill or killed, that is the kind of atmosphere, there's no place for women or kids.
Then I got a seat at last, then the guy next to me says "Large Bows with MS",
MS, with more sauce, such is out of dates, you idiot,
Look at the proud face announcing, "MS"
"Do you really wanna have MS, I wanted to question, ask him for real good one hour.
"You just wanted to pronounce the word, MS, right?"
If you let me, the master of Yoshinoya speak a word,
"MO", this is it the coolest way to order for maniacs,
"MO", with more spring onions with less meat, this is it!
Plus, order a Large Bows with eggy, and this is the king.
However beware with this both edged sword, you are gonna be
marked by the waiters if you order that.
I would never recommend it to the beginners.
You, sissy beginners should be eating the Beef Salmon Plates, ha!


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拙訳です。誰かひまなひと、一緒にあそんでよ。

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>>10
>Now empty the seats, I give you guys the 150 yen.
ここがﾁﾄ弱い気が。

優勝者は>>1かよ！！

Hey 1, rather than such a thing, hear me, but nothing to do with this thread,you know.
the other days, I went to the Yoshino-Ya of my neighborhood, Yoshino-Ya,OK?
and, there was very crowded, so I couldn't keep my seat.
you know, I looked over around, so a banner was held there,
on which was written "150\ discount"
Oh no, stupid? crazy?
you, never come here! because 150\ discount, in spite of never coming here usually,
fool guy! only 150\, 150\.
beside, there were a family, do you think a family of four person come Yoshino-Ya?
Oh, Conguratulations.!
「Yeah, Dad requests big size's ! 」the guy said, I coudn't see that, you know.
hey you, empty the seat, because I give you 150\.
Yoshino-Ya, you know, has to be brutal, OK?
It's not strange to begin quarreling with the guy who sit on the U-shape table together.
To stab or be stabbed, such a atomsphere is cool, you know? women, children go Home!
OK, as soon as I thought to be able to sit at last. I lose temper again, Oh no!
you know, now don't you think "tukudaku" is out of date ? fool guy!
why do you say "tuyudaku" with a proud look ?
I ask if you want to eat "tukudaku" really.
I want to press you for your answer, at least for one hour.
Do you want only to say "tukudaku" ?
from me ,mania of Yosinoya, among those people ,now latest trend is "negidaku"
It's cool!
"big size, negidaku, egg", that is how to request the menu for mania .
but if you do this, you will be with danger that you will be checked from next time,
which was consequently a double-edged sword.
I don't recommend the amateur do that.
So, after all, you had better eat about a beef-salmon-set.

Why can you set this aside for a while and hear me out? It's not much related to this thread, but anyway. I visited a local Yoshinoya the other day. Yes, Yoshinoya. It was incredibly crowded, so crowded I couldn't find a seat.
I looked around and found a banner, saying "150 yen OFF." Gosh, stupid guys. What morons!
Normally you avoid this place, and now you're rushing here just to get this 150 yen discount.
Idiots. Just 150 yen, one hundread fifty, right?
Families were there too. All four in a family were dining at Yoshinoya. Happy airheads. They go like "Dad'll take a specially large one." Pathetic. Look, I'll give you 150 yen, and you give me your
seat.
Yoshinoya must be more brutal. A quarrel or two could start at any time between guys who sit
opposite at the U-shaped table. Kill or be killed. That's the vibe Yoshinoya should have. Women
and kids better leave.
After a long while, I finally found a seat. And then, I heard a guy next to me ordering a large beaf
bowl with extra sauce. That crazed me. Extra souce? That's OUT, okey? Moron. Stop showing
off. No more extra sauce. Do you really want it? That's what I want to know. I'd interogate you
up to one hour. What you really wanted was just saying extra sauce, wasn't it? I, as an expert of
Yoshinoya, must say the real fad nowadays is extra leek. More precisely, large, extra leek, with
an egg. That's the dish we the experts eat. Extra leek means more leek but less beaf. Add an
egg, and make it large. This is the supreme. But you must take a chance. They may keep an eye
on you next time. A double-edged sword, I must say. Not appropriate for laypeople.
Anyway, ONE, you better take the set of beef and salmon.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yohinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, which is the most famous rice ball chain in Japan.
There are so many people that I can't sit in the counter.
Then, I happened to see the billboard that said,"Discount \150"
Are the Yoshinoya staff fool or crazy?
Hey, you, the not so frequent comers in Yoshinoya, don't come to Yoshinoya attracted by the "discount \150"!
It seems that the four people are a family. The family in Yoshinoya! Are they serious?
The father said I will order Tokumori, the biggest size in the shop. I was embarrassed to see you!
Make room for me. I will give you \150.

Yoshinoya should be barbarous. It should have the situation in which quarrels with the person across the U-designed table,
killing with knives.
I like the situations. Women and children, don't come there!

I could sit at last! Hearing what the person next to me, he or she said, "Oomori-tuyu-daku please", which means a large serving and a large amount of sauce, please.
What?
This went out of fashion now. Be careful, a fool!
You ordered Oomori-tuyu-daku proudly, did you?
I continue to discuss that you really want to eat Oomori-tuyu-daku, well, for one hour!
Do you want ONLY to say Tuyu-daku ?
From the Yoshinoya expert's point, the more fashionable order between Yoshinoya experts is Negi-daku, which means a large amount of leeks.
Oomori-negi-daku is most fashionable.
If you order this, you can eat many Negi and a little beef.

The most powerful order is Oomori-Gyoku-daku.
Gyoku-daku means a large amount of eggs.
I don't want to persuade this to amatuers because you would be watched since the next visit to Yoshinoya.
In short, because you will be in a double-edged situation.
You had better eat a set lunch of Gyu-zyake, which means a set lunch of beef and a part of salmon.

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>>17
これは時勢がめちゃくちゃだな

>>1はどこに逝った？
結局糞スレ立て逃げか？
審査してみろよ。

Yesterday, I went to the Yoshinoya in my neighborhood. Yoshinoya.
It was full of people that I couldn't even secure a seat for myself.
I looked around. There! I found the big banner and it says 'On Sale! \150 off!'
Sigh... Are you folks nuts? Boneheads?
You don't come to Yoshinoya for the petty pennies of \150! Meatheads!
Can you count? It's \150 off, only \150.
Ahh. This guy brought his whole family in here. Family of 4 altogether at

Yoshinoya. That's enough!
Out, you folks and you will get \150 off me for a seat.
Isn't Yoshinoya meant to be a deadly space?
Over the u-shaped table, you might have to fight against any stranger on

the other side. Stab first or be stabbed. We love Yoshinoya all the more. This
is no place for women and kiddies.
Then, it was not long time after I finally secured my seat when this fool next
to me yelled 'Tsuyudaku. Large'. I lost my mind this time.
Nobody orders Tsuyudaku, you meathead!
What really is Tsuyudaku?
I wish I could ask you again, and again, and again over short of an hour.
Admit you wished to give the proud utterance, 'Tsuyudaku!' That's it?
As an old custmer of Yoshinoya that I am, my recommendation is Negidaku.

The best and popular.
More negi in it, but less meat. That's Negidaku.
Plus gyoku(an uncooked fresh egg). In L-size ball. That's super.
Yet, order that and next time you visit Yoshinoya, you must watch out for

yourself. They will keep eyes on you. Not a clever choice if you aren't a real
Yoshinoya goer.
My advise to you is to order Gyushake-tenshoku instead, you Yoshinoya
super newbies.

＞＞１８
かおりん発見

>>20
いますよ〜。吟味しています。
で、締め切りを決めてなかったので、
設定します。
締め切りは、今週末５月１８日です。
審査の方法は当日発表します

>>23
賞品(賞金)は？

ここに本名と住所を書き込んでくれたら
ささやかな賞品をお送りします

>>25
>>ここに本名と住所を書き込ん

だら、すごい物が沢山送られてきそうだ！

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya near my house, Yoshinoya.
When I entered there were so many people that I could't get a sear,
then I found a sign sayin "150 Yen discount".
Bloody hell! Jesus Christ! Unbilievable!
Hey you, don't you dare come to Yoshinoya Just because of the 150 yen discount
idiot. 150yen, just bloody 150 yen.
There was even a family. Coming to Yoshinoya with 4 members of the family,
what a dreadful idea... I couldn't stand seeing the father proudly saying
"Right, Daddy is gonna order..."
Listen, guys, I give you bloody 150 yen so give me your seat.

Actually, Yoshinoya is supporsed to be an extreme place. The real Yoshinoya
is said that there is no wonder if you fight with anyone from Yoshinoya!
The atmosphere in Yoshinoya should seem be as if you're in the battle field,
it's got anything to do with neither women nor kids.
However, I could finally get a seat, the asshole next to me said
"One large with lots of sauce (we say tuyu daku)". How can you
order such an old fashioned order so arrogantly! To be honest, I
wanted to ask him "you just wanna eat sauce, don't you?" for ages,
or just wanted to say "with lots of sauce".

As a professional Yoshinoya customer like me, the latest fashioned
order is "One large with lots of sauce and spring onion (we say negi
taku)", moreover "One large with lots of sauce and spring onion and
an egg (we say oomori negi taku gyoku)". This is a large with more
spring onion than usual but with less meat than usual and an eff!
Dog's bollocks!!!!
On the other hand, once you've order this, when you next go there,
the waiters will remember you. It isn't recomended to the beginners.
Lastly, you'd better eat the beef salmon set!

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