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1名無しさん@クレクレ:02/04/29 13:50
これは知らないだろうというスラングを書き込もう。
2名無しさん@1周年:02/04/29 13:55
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3名無しさん@1周年:02/04/29 14:14

"Well, let's play with junior high school kitchens"
>>1, again today, sets up a meaningless thread without any understanding,
that he himself is none other than a junior highschool kitchen.
In the bed, he chuckled to himself, losting in wild fancies, over the responses
to the thread he had set up, after turn off his PC. He is a genuine masochist.
The more he gets severe criticisms, the more he feels better.
He has such unusual eroticism.
"You may go!" "sound of a gun" "better leave this thread as it is"
Many kinds of abusive languages flashed in his mind.
"Yes, put me down more, and more!"
In swirling of excitement, he hardly slept on that night.
Next morning, he dashed to PC, and turned on the power,
to see the thread he had set up last night.
It has been hard to find out his thread, usually it's been sunk into deep level.
But that time, it was different. His thread was on the top of the board.
Adding to that, there were many responses with it.
"Gee, this time I get a large haul…"
Expecting the words he loves, he started to read responses one by one.
But something was different. What he found was somehow restless words such as,
"You should know your IP would have remained" "already have reported to the police"
"Get hung up to the shame and disgrace" in stead of his familiar puting-down words.
"What's wrong with it, how come?"
At that moment, >>1 has not grasped what was going to be happen.
(I need usual abusive words! Somebody got'ta give'em to me!)
But he had to read more really horrible words, irrelevant to his futile wish.
"He would be trembling with fear now." "Going under arrest, so up"
Even he had been a little bit fool, >>1 has begun to understand
what would be going to happen.
(What the... What on earth have I done to deserve this!)
In a great hurry, he started to sink his thread. Filling "sage" into mail space, and
writing "Don't lift rotten thread like this." to response space in disguise of others,
but it was'nt work at all. No sooner his thread got lifted exemplary.
"Please! Please don't lift it up...don't..."
No matter how he tryed by himself alone, his enemies, who he had maden by himself,
were too many to control.
He crushed down his keyboard with his double hands, and went to the bed even it wasn't
long since his getting up.
(This must be a bad nightmare. Next time I'd get up, everybody would give me common run downs)

…a few days later,
  "ding dong"

The door chime rang lightly, telling the end of >>1's life.
4名無しさん@1周年:02/04/29 15:51
わざと重複スレを立てる荒らしかよ…
ヒマだなMD。
自作自演までして…
5名無しさん@1周年:02/04/29 15:59
どうぞ >>1

■汚い言葉教えて■
http://mentai.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/997268136/l50
6名無しさん@クレクレ:02/04/30 20:07
Nature calls.
7名無しさん@1周年:02/04/30 20:14
fuck off....以上。
8名無しさん@1周年:02/04/30 20:22
ヤマ〜トダマシ〜
9名無しさん:02/05/02 01:26
GUNDAM
10名無しさん@1周年:02/05/02 20:03
見よ!自治の力を。
自治のお陰でもうこんなクソスレは立つことはないでしょう。
自治はクソスレ撲滅に全力を尽くします。
11名無しさん@1周年:02/05/02 23:40
getting any?
12名無しさん:02/05/03 13:35
POCKET MONSTAR
13名無しさん@1周年:02/05/03 14:47
make my day.
14ああああ:02/05/04 02:47
Spread Beaver
15名無しさん@1周年:02/05/04 03:23
oh,yeah
16名無しさん@1周年:02/05/04 03:25
>>14
またかよ。
17ぎこちない同時通訳:02/05/04 03:25
Out sider of fack'in mom
18?????:02/05/04 04:16
JAP
19名無しさん@1周年:02/05/04 05:52
bled
20名無しさん@1周年:02/05/04 06:26
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 巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛》   
  《巛《 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 巛巛《》
 《巛《            ヽ巛巛》  
 巛巛            ヽ巛巛》  
丶⌒》  _         ヽ《《⌒  
 |  |ヽ/   丶  ノ ̄ ̄ヽ/|  |    Fuckin' Japしか 
 |  | | ̄ ̄ ヽ _ | ̄ ̄ヾ/ │ |    わからないよ馬鹿やろう。    
  | |  ゝ_ // 丶__/  │ |
  │    /   \     │/  
   |   / (___ノ\   │
   |           丶 │   
 / |  ヽ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 丶 /     
/  \ ヽ         \     あんたはどうだい
   \ ヽ_____ノ \ \
21ああああ:02/05/04 17:04
↑誰?
22名無しさん@1周年:02/05/04 17:07
  巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛》
  巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛巛》   1へ。
  《巛《 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 巛巛《》
 《巛《            ヽ巛巛》  元気か。近頃どうだ。
 巛巛            ヽ巛巛》  もう新学期だっていうのにそんなクソスレ立てて。
丶⌒》  _         ヽ《《⌒   何か、ちっとは新しいことはじめろよ。
 |  |ヽ/   丶  ノ ̄ ̄ヽ/|  |
 |  | | ̄ ̄ ヽ _ | ̄ ̄ヾ/ │ |   照れくさいから一回しか言わないよ。
  | |  ゝ_ // 丶__/  │ |
  │    /   \     │/  変われるって考えただけで、ドキドキしねぇか?
   |   / (___ノ\   │
   |           丶 │    変われるってドキドキするぜ、やってみなよ。
 / |  ヽ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 丶 /     カローラがこんなに変われる時代だ。
/  \ ヽ         \     あんたはどうだい?
   \ ヽ_____ノ \ \
    丶          /  \___
     \        /        \



I'm gonna cum.