Google 一発遊び（英語サイトのみ）

みんなでしませんか。あまり関連の無い単語を組み合わせて
google　で検索するとけっこう面白い遊びになるらしいです。
新聞で読んだんですが、書いていた呼び方は忘れました。
この方法でＨＰをみつけて紹介し合いましょう。

California Tokyo でグーグル一発
http://www.bento.com/trt-incali.html
寿司のカリフォルニアロールが出てきた。

へえ〜

古。

It's interesting!

googleのmarketingだったらしいけど
本当だったら誉めてやる

osaka sukebe でグーグル一発！
ttp://www.dexterhorn.com/japan/nws/services.html
「The Nationwide SUKEBE JAPAN」ﾜﾗﾀYO!

>>7 外人はアクセプトされにくいので、このサイトでしっかり勉強しなさい、だって。
これって日本人英語やろか？

http://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%3E%3E1%82%CD%92m%94%5C%8F%E1%8AQ&hl=ja&lr=
http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&q=%3E%3E1%82%CD%8E%81%82%CB%81I&lr=

tobita shinchi Google一発

ttp://www.tourism.city.osaka.jp/en/topics/20_0103/html/shinimamiya.html
Enjoy Osaka Local culture

The Tsutenkaku, which is the symbol of Osaka, is a new structure, rebuilt after World War II.

カンマが多過ぎないか？関係代名詞は適正か？

>>9
激しくﾜﾗﾀ

>11
structure の後のカンマはいらないと思う。関係代名詞は
適正だと思うけど、symbol の用法が日本語の「シンボル」
と混同してしまってると思う。

それより、 It is fun to explore this area, with its
unique atmosphere.　て飛田新地を勧めるのって（汗）
勇気があるのかなんなのか＞社団法人 大阪観光協会

仕事が終わった所で、喉がかわいた。
wine water thirty　で検索。関連しすぎだけど。
http://www.superbooga.com/monk_wine_water.htm
数学好きな人向き。英語は易しい。

↑　thirsty ｓ　が抜けて　thirty ３０になっていた。だから数学に
行ったんだ。

bich pitch batch
http://www.cookingjewish.com/OCRThanks.htm
Interview with Judy

なにを書いているんだか。さっぱり分からない。

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A TOURIST GUIDE TO ENGLAND
Welcome to England!
England is a happy country.
Here is a happy English businessman.
Hating his money, he spends it all
On bibles for Cambodia
And a charity to preserve
The Indian Cobra from extinction.

I’m sorry you can’t see our happy coal-miners.
Listen hard and you can hear them
Singing Welsh hymns far underground.
Oh. The singing seems to have stopped.

No, that is not Saint Francis of Assisi.
That is a happy English policeman.
Here is a happy black man.
No, it is not illegal to be black. Not yet.

Here are the slums.
They are preserved as a tourist attraction.
Here is a happy slum-dweller.
Hello, slum-dweller!
No, his answer is impossible to translate.

Here are some happy Engish schoolchildren.
See John. See Susan. See Mike.
They are studying for their examinations.
Study, children, study!
John will get his 0-Levels
And an 0-Level job and an 0-Level house and an 0-Level wife.
Susan will get her A-Levels
And an A-Level job and an A-Level house and an A-Level husband.
Mike will fail.

Here are some happy English soldiers.
They are going to make the Irish happy.

No, please understand.
We understand the Irish
Because we’ve been sending soldiers to Ireland
For hundreds and hundreds of years.

First we tried to educate them
With religion, famine and swords.
But the Irish were slow to learn.

So now we are trying to educate them
With truncheons, gas, rubber bullets,
Steel bullets, internment and torture.
We are trying to teach the Irish
To be as happy as us.

So please understand us.
And if your country
Should be forced to educate
Another country in the same way,
Or your own citizens in the same way -We
will try to understand you.

Did you burn the midnight oil?

Just before the examination, the professor asked one student, "Did
you burn the midnight oil last night?" Hearing it, the student was
very shocked as well as puzzled and asked, "Why should I burn oil?
It's dangerous and against the dorm regulations. I have a table lamp."
Knowing the student did not understand what he meant, the professor
explained, "'Burn the midnight oil' is an idiom meaning to stay up
late and to go over the lessons."

Pavlov Was a Genius
When I first read about Professor Pavlov and his canine induced
theories of conditioned behavior, I laughed. The whole thing
sounded a bit silly to me. Now that I have a regrettable number
of decades behind me I have come to realize how much on target
he truly was. If you don't happen to know about Pavlov and Pavlovian
Theory, he was the Russian behaviorist who would ring a bell
whenever he would feed his dog subjects. After they had time to
associate the bell with food, he stopped serving food and just
rang the bell. The dogs salivated just like they had good sense.

おまえ、もっと面白いことやれよ
ウザイだけ

↑やっぱりね、そうだろね。おもしろくないよね！反省！
どうやったらおもしろくなるだろう？読むのは面白いんだけど。

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
This movie has nothing to do with what is considered an "affair"
today. It is a wonderful love story of changed lives, rediscovered
beauty, a renewed faith in God, rediscovery of artistic gifts, and
finally, romantic,unconditional love. This progression from the
appreciation of beauty all the way to falling in love is seen in the
scene located on the French Riviera. Watch for this progression, as
the lovers pray together in the chapel, discover each others'
artistic gifts, and find themselves head-over-heels. It's amazing
that this movie's intense romanticism is emphasized by a total lack
of visible physical contact. Our imaginations are so much better!

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>>25 英語嫌いなんだね、かわいそう。

馬鹿うぜー

To Kill and To Die In The Name of Allah

The following are news items quoted from newspapers in the last few years.
October 19, 1994
" A powerful bomb, apparently placed by Islamic militants opposed to
the Arab-Israeli peace negotiations, blew up a crowded bus during
the morning rush hour in the heart of Tel Aviv, Israel, killing 22
people and wounding 48."

July 18, 1995
" A huge bomb exploded destroying a seven-story downtown building
housing two Jewish groups in Buenos Aires, Argentina. At least 26
people were killed and 127 injured."

February 26, 1993
" A tremendous underground explosion believed to be caused by a
bomb, shook the 110 story twin towers of Manhattan’s World Trade
Center, in New York, killing at least five people, injuring more than
1000, and sending tens of thousands of workers fleeing for their
lives down crowded smoke-filled stairs."

May 4, 1992
" 13 Egyptian Christians were shot dead by Muslim fundamentalists
in Mansheit Nasser, Egypt. Ten Christian farmers were ambushed and
murdered while working in their fields. A Christian teacher was shot
in the local school while teaching a class of ten-year olds.
A Christian doctor was shot dead outside his home."

These are just a few samples out of thousands of terrorist attacks,
which all have one element in common: They were all committed by
Muslim fundamentalists. While there are extremists in other groups,
who are capable of committing acts of violence, it seems that violence
committed by Muslim extremists exceeds the violence of all other
groups combined.

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WHY DO MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALISTS ACT THIS WAY?
Are Muslim fundamentalists inherently inhumane, savage and evil?
Of course not. Muslims are ordinary people, just like anybody else.
They are fathers, brothers and sons. They could be doctors, engineers
and lawyers. They are your co-workers, and your next door neighbors.

So what goes on in their minds when they act violently? To understand
this one must understand an important and dang、、、
以下、危険なので省略。

YOU DIE で検索。さすがgoogle上位。

http://www.deathclock.com/
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誕生日とかセックスの回数を入れると、いつ死ぬか教えてくれるらしいよ。

セックスの回数なんて覚えてねーよ

>>34 いちおうジョークのつもりだったんだけど。

>>34 もしもアメリカに行って係官とかに「セックスは」とか聞かれたら、
「好きです」とか「最近はご無沙汰で」とか「一人でやってます」とか
「昔は週３回くらい」とか答えるんでしょう？

>>36
MALE

グーグル検索、kids をいれると、わりと易しい文章が出てくる。

>>37 あ、すみませんでした。

http://www.cyberparent.com/women/sleep.htm
kids happy sleep drink で不眠症や生活一般のアドバイスＨＰ。
女性向。やさしい英語。

関西の隠語 man*o
モータースポーツのチーム、会社が多数・・・(--;

Sleep!
By Pat McChristie
Do you have trouble sleeping? Many people do.
In 1910, the average person slept 9 hours per day. In 1998, the
average person sleeps 7 hours per day.
If you are one of those people who have trouble getting even seven
hours sleep, try the following suggestions:

1. Establish a schedule. If you go to bed and get up at the same
time each day, and even nap at the same time, your body will start
its own "clock."
2. Don't drink/eat caffeine, alcohol, or chocolate for 5-6 hours
before your normal bedtime.
3. Avoid sleeping pills. You want to establish your own schedule.
4. If worries keep you awake, write down those worries, then put them
in the bedside table. Tell yourself they are safe for the night and
you can deal with them in the morning.

Happy snoozing!

>>42 よけい不眠症になりそうなアドバイス。

This is my recipe for Spaghetti Bolognese. I call it "della Cinema"
because it cooks so slowly that you can go to a movie and leave the
pot on the stove and it will continue cooking perfectly. Spaghetti
Bolognese is a inevitability, once you start making it, it just comes
together. It cooks up deliciously if you pay attention and stir it
occasionally or if you leave it alone. It doesn't matter.

I use a combination of veal and lean pork for the meat sauce. I have
seen many recipes that use ground beef instead but I find the taste
too strong. A Bolognese sauce should be subtle and well-blended.
I have tried using a mixture of veal, lean pork, and ground white
turkey meat in an effort to cut down on the red meat quotient;
it gives a good flavor but the texture of the turkey is somewhat
different.

スパゲティー・ボローニャ、デラ、シネマ。

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0109260190sep26.story
シカゴトリビューン。テロにあったツインタワーの跡地のモニュメント計画。

http://www.hot.ee/everybodysmagazine/hobby.htm
Tõivo Sarmet is the man who led the recent Estonian mountaineering
expedition to Broad Peak (8047 m) in the Karakorum. Previously he
has climbed among others Aconcagua in South-America, Mt McKinley
in Alaska, and he was also one of the first Estonians who in 1998
reached the summit of 8201-metre high Cho Oyu in the Himalayas.

http://www.ianr.unl.edu/pubs/family/nf309.htm
いじめについて。

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