外国人女性を口説く英語を教えて！！
132 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/02/04 04:22
おれハリウッド女優のたまごと付き合ったけど
言葉はyou is so cuteで十分だったよ。
そして最後にI am loving youで決めたよ。
これで間違いなく落ちたね。
言葉はyou is so cuteで十分だったよ。
そして最後にI am loving youで決めたよ。
これで間違いなく落ちたね。
133 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/02/04 08:32
これも主観と客観が入り乱れて難しいな。
口説くってったってバイリンガルならまだしもお猿さんになるのが関の山。
と思いきや余裕の純日本人男もいる。
口説くってったってバイリンガルならまだしもお猿さんになるのが関の山。
と思いきや余裕の純日本人男もいる。
>>127
またこの手のコピペか。
またこの手のコピペか。
>>127
白人男性のアジア人女性に対するイメージなんてこんなもんだ。
Asian women....pretty or ugly? ???????? by: pearlsAndnoodles
Ive always found asian women to be curiously ugly, if not funny looking.
Its not their bodies or the way they wear their hair that brings about
such a statement as much as it is their faces. Also, what Ive found rather
odd is the somewhat "fixation" of caucasian males with such creatures.
Ive known quite a few males that have proclaimed his "chick" as being
extremely beautiful and striking , something or other, and when the time
presents itself for introductions Im met with the most odd looking creature ,
facial wise , peering at me through slits and smiling a big toothed smile.
Half the time its HUGE gums with teeny tiny teeth. Gorgeous.
In short I dont get it. Its a somewhat shady area and Im fully aware that
generalizations are apt to stir up riots , but either way Ive come to the
conclusion that perhaps what these men are so drawn to is the silky black
hair and coal black eyes....no matter how UFO'ish it all comes together.
The black long hair and black eyes are the hallmark of asian women as well
as their tiny frames, my guess is that these physical workings have a
pheonomenal influence on the desires of white men who somewhat favor the
type of men that white women only see as bus boys. Asian women, in short,
are either very pretty or very ugly, the former of which are scant and
ironically likely to be "a commoner" rather than those funny looking
shebeasts on tv/movies (asian girly ghoul on Wild Wild West).
白人男性のアジア人女性に対するイメージなんてこんなもんだ。
Asian women....pretty or ugly? ???????? by: pearlsAndnoodles
Ive always found asian women to be curiously ugly, if not funny looking.
Its not their bodies or the way they wear their hair that brings about
such a statement as much as it is their faces. Also, what Ive found rather
odd is the somewhat "fixation" of caucasian males with such creatures.
Ive known quite a few males that have proclaimed his "chick" as being
extremely beautiful and striking , something or other, and when the time
presents itself for introductions Im met with the most odd looking creature ,
facial wise , peering at me through slits and smiling a big toothed smile.
Half the time its HUGE gums with teeny tiny teeth. Gorgeous.
In short I dont get it. Its a somewhat shady area and Im fully aware that
generalizations are apt to stir up riots , but either way Ive come to the
conclusion that perhaps what these men are so drawn to is the silky black
hair and coal black eyes....no matter how UFO'ish it all comes together.
The black long hair and black eyes are the hallmark of asian women as well
as their tiny frames, my guess is that these physical workings have a
pheonomenal influence on the desires of white men who somewhat favor the
type of men that white women only see as bus boys. Asian women, in short,
are either very pretty or very ugly, the former of which are scant and
ironically likely to be "a commoner" rather than those funny looking
shebeasts on tv/movies (asian girly ghoul on Wild Wild West).
＞127
白人男性と付き合ってるアジア人女性って、女の方がすごい美人か、男の方がブサイクかの
どちらかが多いよね。
ご苦労さま。
白人男性と付き合ってるアジア人女性って、女の方がすごい美人か、男の方がブサイクかの
どちらかが多いよね。
ご苦労さま。
137 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/02/06 08:08
how much?
っていったら、
ﾐﾙﾐﾙｾﾝｴﾝ
って言われた
っていったら、
ﾐﾙﾐﾙｾﾝｴﾝ
って言われた
（ ；´Д｀）< お試し
（ ；´Д｀）
140 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/02/15 12:35
American woman
141 ：スーパーひとしくん：02/02/15 13:15
欧米の女はね、筋肉質で低声で渋くてガッチリした男が好きなんだよ。
日本の女にもてるジャニーズ系は眼中にないぜ？
英語力も関係ないぜ？
ガッチリ体系で低い声でしゃべったらもてもて
きゃーー！ステキ、渋いわ ステキ ってなもんよ
>>1よ、体を鍛えて低い声の練習してしぶくなれ
渋くキメテみろ
日本の女にもてるジャニーズ系は眼中にないぜ？
英語力も関係ないぜ？
ガッチリ体系で低い声でしゃべったらもてもて
きゃーー！ステキ、渋いわ ステキ ってなもんよ
>>1よ、体を鍛えて低い声の練習してしぶくなれ
渋くキメテみろ
142 ：ペニス：02/02/15 14:32
I wanna suck your breast .
143 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/02/26 07:06
>>141
そんなことは、ないと思うけど……
俺、パッと目には「オタク系」に入ると思うし、
声高め、カラダぶよぶよだけど
（さすがにマシュマロマンみたいな訳じゃないが、平均アメリカ並？）
結構やれるよ、っていうか……
なんだか、一部妄想厨房のやっかみ入ってんじゃない？
そんなことは、ないと思うけど……
俺、パッと目には「オタク系」に入ると思うし、
声高め、カラダぶよぶよだけど
（さすがにマシュマロマンみたいな訳じゃないが、平均アメリカ並？）
結構やれるよ、っていうか……
なんだか、一部妄想厨房のやっかみ入ってんじゃない？
144 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/02/26 07:35
145 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 17:32
What are you gonna do this weekend?
You like to come with me for XXX's concert Saturday night?
You like to come with me for XXX's concert Saturday night?
146 ：sweet natary：02/03/02 17:43
Hi, Japanese Sweet Young Boy!!
i'm 18 years old Sweet girl
u wanna fuck me?
pretty damn!!
i'm 18 years old Sweet girl
u wanna fuck me?
pretty damn!!
147 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 17:45
I'm a 18 year old girl.
or
I'm 18.
or
I'm 18.
148 ：Sweet natary：02/03/02 17:51
i travel now!!
from akihabara
so..i wanna absorb japanese culture
from akihabara
so..i wanna absorb japanese culture
149 ：Sweet natary：02/03/02 17:52
Hey, Japanese Hot Guy
A/S/L
plz?
A/S/L
plz?
150 ：Sweet natary：02/03/02 17:54
Any Sweet Guy
cum with me
cum with me
151 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 17:59
I am travelling.
or
My short Japanese trip starts up here in Akihabara.
or
My short Japanese trip starts up here in Akihabara.
152 ：Sweet natary：02/03/02 18:02
i teach u english
and punish ur dick
i'm slut bitch girl
and punish ur dick
i'm slut bitch girl
153 ：Sweet Natary：02/03/02 18:14
punish ur big dick!!
so can call me Cristina
so can call me Cristina
154 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 18:15
I can teach you English.
(because nobody knows if this situation really happens
in the future.)
(because nobody knows if this situation really happens
in the future.)
155 ：Jack：02/03/02 18:21
Rose, you are the most beautiful girl that I have ever seen.
No, Jack! Jack!
No, Jack! Jack!
156 ：Sweet natary：02/03/02 18:23
i know. . u like punish.
do you like foreign girl?
do you like foreign girl?
157 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 18:23
You need to remember that
if you call yourself "moron" or "bastard,"
that's suicidal remarks.
I've never seen anyone has ever said
"I am a slut" or "I am a bitch." before.
if you call yourself "moron" or "bastard,"
that's suicidal remarks.
I've never seen anyone has ever said
"I am a slut" or "I am a bitch." before.
158 ：Sweet natary ：02/03/02 18:25
u need punish
u r very bad guy
u r very bad guy
159 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 18:26
I know (that) you like punishments.
or
You like slight feelings of pain?
or
You like slight feelings of pain?
160 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 18:28
Do you like foreign girls.
Hey, your English needs such improvements and re-arrangements.
Hey, your English needs such improvements and re-arrangements.
161 ：Sweet natary：02/03/02 18:29
yeah
tender tender Mr Santa Claus.
Please give me your sperm.
please!!
tender tender Mr Santa Claus.
Please give me your sperm.
please!!
162 ：Sweet natary (i need acid sex!!)：02/03/02 18:38
fatbull couz
fuck u
fuck u
163 ：Sweet natary (cock me!!!!!!)：02/03/02 18:44
Hey fuck off
164 ：Sweet natary (fuck way for me ha?!!!!)：02/03/02 18:48
hey yo my brother come on!!
what's up man!!
where are special man
what's up man!!
where are special man
165 ：Sweet nata：02/03/02 18:51
LEAVE ME ALONE
166 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 18:52
この前白人とやったけれども、全然激しくなかった。首の後ろから出てる臭いどうにかならないのか？ちなみに美人のモデルさんでした。（ちょっと自慢）
168 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 19:35
Atttenion! this is an extremely important notice.
Expose your vigina and let my pennis penetrate it.
In case of injection, you must shout "Come,come!!"
Expose your vigina and let my pennis penetrate it.
In case of injection, you must shout "Come,come!!"
169 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/02 20:26
ｲﾝｹｰｽｵﾌﾞｲﾝｼﾞｪｸｼｮﾝ！
ﾜﾗﾀ！
ﾜﾗﾀ！
170 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/03/09 20:14
Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｓｏ ｃｕｔｅ
はギャグなの？
はギャグなの？
日本の男＝頭の中はエロいことでいっぱい
下品
どんな言葉からもエロいことが連想される
女性への気配りが無い
バカ
だすれほしゅ
173 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/04/11 19:09
ほしゅ
174 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/04/11 19:16
no matter what i keep loving you
175 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/04/11 19:31
i'll follow your smile and it will make me happy.
distance means nothing,when i think about you.
open your heart,and you will see what i'm thinking of you.
thanks to you
you are so beatiful my friend
thanks to you
oh,my dear,thank you for your love
distance means nothing,when i think about you.
open your heart,and you will see what i'm thinking of you.
thanks to you
you are so beatiful my friend
thanks to you
oh,my dear,thank you for your love
177 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/04/11 19:55
>168おもろい、、、。
178 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/04/11 19:57
171はいつも公衆便所で自分の大を流さないって本当ですか？
179 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/04/11 20:20
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
180 ：名無しさん＠１周年：02/04/11 20:30
夏の日と汝にを比較しましょうか。汝、芸術、見事にさらに、温和:荒い風は
、5月の大切な芽および夏のリースhathを振ります、あまりにも短い、日付:
いつか熱すぎる、太陽は光ります、また多くの場合彼の金の様相dimm'dであ
る、そしてすべてのフェア、から、公平、いつか偶然傾く、あるいは自然の
変わるコースuntrimm'd:しかし、汝のの永遠の夏は衰えないものとします、
および、その所有を失う、公平、汝、ow'st、および、すべきだ、死自慢、
汝、彼の陰の中のwander'st、時間を計る永遠のライン中にいる場合、汝、
grow'st、人が?ﾄ吸することができるか、目が見ることができる限り、
したがって、長命、これ、また、これは汝にに命を捧げます。
、5月の大切な芽および夏のリースhathを振ります、あまりにも短い、日付:
いつか熱すぎる、太陽は光ります、また多くの場合彼の金の様相dimm'dであ
る、そしてすべてのフェア、から、公平、いつか偶然傾く、あるいは自然の
変わるコースuntrimm'd:しかし、汝のの永遠の夏は衰えないものとします、
および、その所有を失う、公平、汝、ow'st、および、すべきだ、死自慢、
汝、彼の陰の中のwander'st、時間を計る永遠のライン中にいる場合、汝、
grow'st、人が?ﾄ吸することができるか、目が見ることができる限り、
したがって、長命、これ、また、これは汝にに命を捧げます。
181 ：名無しさん＠１周年：
Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｓｏ ｃｕｔｅ
はギャグなの？
はギャグなの？