J: Joe, the customer who asked Samantha to go out to dinner. S: Samantha, the printing company representative. <At Joe's office.> S: Hi Joe. J: Hi Samantha. What are you doing here so early? S: Can we talk somewhere private? J: Sure. We can go into this conference room. <Joe opens the door and both he and Samantha go in> J: What is this about? S: I don't know how to say this but... I can't go out with you tonight. My company has a strict policy against dating clients and my boss found out and <Joe cuts her off> J: Hold on a second... Did you think I was trying to date you? S: You weren't? <blushing> J: Well, you are a wonderful woman and any guy would be lucky to have you but the truth is that I'm gay. S: Gay? Really? Wow. That's wonderful! I mean too bad, or huh? J: Before you dig an even deeper hole I'd better stop you. I wanted to get to know you better because I was hoping that you could introduce me to your friend Jim at your company. He is so cute. He is gay isn't he? S: I'm not sure. I'm not sure about anything anymore. J: <laughs> Don't sweat it. No hard feelings? S: No. J: By the way ... I have another catalog I need printed. Can I give you the original art for it now? S: Sure. It's a pleasure doing business with you. J: The best way to keep my business is if you give me Jim's phone number. <laughs>