s.CRY.ed's bizarre adventure
5 ：maji：
Okay bitches. I just got back from a relaxing 2 week vacation that started and ended in Berlin and took me through Scandinavia and part of Russia.
I have some thoughts I would like to share with U
Berlinfags: You all fucking fail. Hard. To allow so many niggers and arabs in your city makes me wish the US would have nuked the shit out of you rather than the Hiroshimafags.
Fix that shit before I come back.
I recommend a curbstomp or falcon punch at full force. I am ashamed to come from German stock.
Stockholm: Your city is pretty tight. I enjoyed my time there and would go back if given the chance. Your lolis are cute too.
Helsinki: Get the fuck out. Now. Also your beer sucks.
St. Petersburg: LONG LIVE SOVIET RUSSIA. I've been to London, Paris, and Rome (and all over Italy), and I think that St. Petersburg is probably the most beautiful city I've seen thus far. Yes,
I feel like a fag now that I've said that. 4 Internets for Russia.
Tallinn (Estonia): Your shit is still medieval. Keep it that way. Old tourists are easy to pickpocket.
Gdansk/Gdynia (Poland): Nice castle. Where the fuck are the underage girls? Do you have them all in Australian cellars?
Oslo: You need to open your city up to these niggers and arabs mentioned earlier from Berlin. Your city is small and shit and I think these wonderful people will bring beauty to your culture.
Also I hate Berlin because it is full of niggers. THE ONLY SAVING GRACE Berlin has is the KiKa Lounge show that comes on at night. I was tripping balls and laughing so hard at that shit.
pic related: it's the character from the KiKa lounge. I recommend you tracking down a clip or two of that shit from Jewtube or wherever.
I have some thoughts I would like to share with U
Berlinfags: You all fucking fail. Hard. To allow so many niggers and arabs in your city makes me wish the US would have nuked the shit out of you rather than the Hiroshimafags.
Fix that shit before I come back.
I recommend a curbstomp or falcon punch at full force. I am ashamed to come from German stock.
Stockholm: Your city is pretty tight. I enjoyed my time there and would go back if given the chance. Your lolis are cute too.
Helsinki: Get the fuck out. Now. Also your beer sucks.
St. Petersburg: LONG LIVE SOVIET RUSSIA. I've been to London, Paris, and Rome (and all over Italy), and I think that St. Petersburg is probably the most beautiful city I've seen thus far. Yes,
I feel like a fag now that I've said that. 4 Internets for Russia.
Tallinn (Estonia): Your shit is still medieval. Keep it that way. Old tourists are easy to pickpocket.
Gdansk/Gdynia (Poland): Nice castle. Where the fuck are the underage girls? Do you have them all in Australian cellars?
Oslo: You need to open your city up to these niggers and arabs mentioned earlier from Berlin. Your city is small and shit and I think these wonderful people will bring beauty to your culture.
Also I hate Berlin because it is full of niggers. THE ONLY SAVING GRACE Berlin has is the KiKa Lounge show that comes on at night. I was tripping balls and laughing so hard at that shit.
pic related: it's the character from the KiKa lounge. I recommend you tracking down a clip or two of that shit from Jewtube or wherever.
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