i am a pen

fack you

then.... i am a eraser

konbanha

me too

A

be toka

moikkai!

yes, i am.

is this a pen in your pants?

Yes,Pen is.

No. that is Tom

What, a horizontal board.

OH

I've always wanted to be a pen

Hanako: Is this a pen?

Miroshnichenkovic: No this is cap. Don't touch this.

This was a pen.

Do you know this joke?
In winter,I play wiener sports.I grab the stick and rub it again and again.Then white liquid spring.

what's this?

are

What is this BBS?

nice.bort

i'm a pen that is in my brain.

oh my got

Can i use Hiragana?

>>24
No thank you.

oh my dog!

ochinchin

No, it is tom.

Am I pen ?

I was a pen.

I did a pen.

I shall be a pen.

NOT ONLY US BUT ALSO YOU

Ramen Tsukemen I am SEMEN!!
YOU UNDERSTAN'?

DICK MY SUCK

test man come here

Yes,I pen.

Take back your penis

Jami

Shall we pen?

i am japenese

It is so right.

Himeyakani yami o nuu waga shirabe
Shizukesa wa hate mo nashi, koyoya kimi
Sasayaku konoma o moru tsukikage
Hitome mo todokaji tayutaiso

Kimi kikukya ne ni musebu yoru no tori
Waga mune no himegoto o so wa utaitsu
Naku ne ni kometsuya ai no nayami
Warinaki omoi no kano hitofushi

Fukaki omoi o ba kimi ya shiru
Waga kokoro sawageri
Materu ware ni idekoyo kimi

Gomeng-nasang,I am Zapanese.
Corea was zapanese mince for eat.

Pen test?

i am jam

Test a pen

give me back my pen

guess what?

yur just a pencil

Are you pen?
no, I am sam

I have very Nancy.

There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb.
You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling.
Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?

Answer: Three.

There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.

So im in the shower and i start thinking that the shower might be a good place to lie down and shoot cum all over myself...
so im fapping for about 20 minutes and when i finally cum it shoots very powerfully into my eye and now it glomping hurts like crazy...how fail is this?
And has any other anon ever done something like this?

After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.

my name is pen!

Oh,really?!
My name Pen,too.

"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."

"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.

In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.

None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."

"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7471102.stm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html

The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.

But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.

In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.

As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".

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Penis ochinchin

>>57
My name IS Pen, too.

>>62
I knew a guy whose name was Pen, once...
Tell me, what's the general area you live in?

>>63
New Jersey.
My name isn't actually Pen, I was just correcting him...

Good, gooder.... Goodest name!

>>1
you are kasima antlers boy?!

get out penis boys!!!!!!!!!

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I was robbed by two men

Hello,I am Nancy Brown.

If I get over 740score on(at?/of?) TOEIC,
My company give me some cash,
So I want to study English here....

Please TENSAKU.

>>70
If I score higher than 740 on the TOEIC, my company will give me some cash.
I want to study English here. (you might want to replace here with the place)

>>71
Very Thanks.

Now I am studying English only nintendoDS "EIGODUKE". w

>>72
You're welcome.

Thank you very much.
Now I am studying English on Eigoduke for the Nintendo DS. lol

penis

AKTJD

ERROR: shin tatekono host dewa, shibara thread ga tate raremasen
matano kikai ni douzo.

What does this mean?
Sorry if my spacing is faulty.

>>76
Are you trying to post a new thread? I get an error message when I try to post new threads. So damn annoying.

>>77
Yes, I'm trying to post a new thread; what does that error message mean?

>>78
I don't know. I'd like to know the answer, too.

>>78
2ch prevent a mass thread post by the same person.
Therefore a thread post is not possible with the same host in succession.
Please try it after the days passed for a while.

>>80
This is strange.
The last time I made a thread was a month ago.
Or, does the "timer" restart with each attempt...?

two fucker or die!!!!!!!!!!

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>>82
CUNT !

You should really take it to babelfish. It means that one of your lines is too long. Solution? Add line breaks.

i am a penis.
ole wa chinko da.

Yes its not so very old name.
everyone known

>>84
FOREVER HAPPY STRONG THIGH

Doesn't the browser already wrap text for me?

mou... nani kono sure

>>91 is unko

This is a pen.
And U.S.A
and dejima.
and ....



FACK YOU

majidejima majidejima

fucktoy

I am FACKYOU

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fuck this and fuck that,
fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat.

I am 2ch

She was pen

i am bed

>102
you are not a bed

>>27
what mean?

Is this Japanese or something to be animation?

>>104
polite language of the penis

>>1
oh... Miss spell

"fuck you"

am

am

oh...good!good!

Pens suck.

Pencils are better.

Is this pen ?


No this is Tom

>>111

Tom is a pen?

>>1
OH! YAEH

I WAS A PEN AND I WILL
ALSO PEN AND I WOULD
LIKE TO SAY FUCKING YOU

>>113
Fascinating

I can speak engrish.

Hello!
My name is Penis.
Call me Pen.

I think that English education in Japan is FUCKIN CRAZY!!

She said Tom is not pen.

My mother is a dog.

am it an pen.

>>117
Fack You! Japanese education for the English language is not crazy.

Yeah, Fuck Racists!

>>121
>>English language education in Japan is not crazy.

English Japan not language education crazy in is.

>>117
Am you NOVA's teacher?

wow

I wanna be a pen

I want to fly in the sky freely if I become the pen

nihongo ha uketuketenai tte??
atama okasiinjananino??

No more fucking talking!

>>131

I'm not talking. But I AM typing! HAHAHAHAA!

moriwaki kenji

I don't want to do such a trivial task. I'm not just fucking around here. Do you know what I'm saying?

Telegram No.5563
Give good tidings to my bondmen who hear advice and follow the best thereof.

Chapter18 paragraph 9-1
Integer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1NR2K-gazo

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Thanks,Nancy.

05/APR/2009 UN

nanndakokoha

Oshiri penpen

I am a pin.

po

once tom was a pen but now he is a tree.
he will be a seed and be buried in the ground.

yes i was gay.

Mr.Smith,isn't it?

Oh sadaharu

Hey ,sergei! are you look?

I am a pan
YES WE CAN'T

Fack the pen.

I was pen,now I am pen

Don't think.
Feel and you'll be pen.

so,we are pen,we are the one

I'm unhappy.

I'm unhappy because really ugly.
I don't have any job.
I want to be an ordinary person.

My parents didn't love me when I was childhood.
They always said to me "you are ugly, really miserable face."
Now we aren't living together.

Then I became to adulthood.
I worked for only living like face away from the world.
I was teased anywhere. I was only a faggot anywhere.

I want to change my life.
I decided to take plastic surgery...

to be continued...

ooh,don't be never discouraged

Jizus knows our every weakness
>>151
take your sorrow to Load in prayer

I am a penis

All I can think is pen.

Let's go crazy.

hakuso chinko wo warau

age

money talki

I am a m a am.. t ta tanasinn...

needless field eloquence graphics fruit
http://yutori7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1249718104/

all need is pen

Really I am a pan. I am a really pen...
Because I took plastic surgery just now.
I am aaaaaaaa ppppeeeee.....n....

pe pe pen pen

I was a pen.

Yes, we pen!.

warota

consumption tax 10%
http://namidame.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/ftax/1196441151/

I am the bone of my Pen.

Great!
Here's not allowed to write in Japanese!

>>170
Because you can't write Japanese well. nut

w

chaos

I am a PEN.IS this true?

>>174
No
your tyousennjin

Are there some Koreans here?

You are a pen.

A pen is me.

me is you is pen.

How are pen?

needless need am pen

All people need a pen for studying more.

Let's pen.

Is the Communist Party for losers?
All people like a pen are loser.
So you must back up to the Communist Party. right?

Shall we pen?

NO.

I'm really afraid of outside my room.
Because I am a pen.
But the time to must leave here is coming.
It scary.

scary scary scary

Let's party!

>>189
I can not go to the party.
No one invite me.
If I have a party, it will be an alone (only me) party.

OMG!
I didn't get winning a prize of the comic competition today.
I tried this competition three times.
unhappy now...

But I'm going to try again!

I'm very pen.

>>192
Most people are pen.
Forgive and forget.

How's it going?
I had go out to outside of my room just now.
I want to the supermarket to buy some foods.
But I could not go in the supermarket.
Why?
Because I am a pen...
not normal...
Maybe everyone will doubt me as a thief.

I am the pen.

>>195
No the pen is me!!

Let's Party!!!!!!!!!!!

pen

Parfekt!

>>198
Did you want to write "Perfect"?
You should study to spell English more.

We pens have nowhere to go.
Even a child can understand it.

Pen is pen

Fack the pen.

I don't like fuck'in this world.
Because I am a pen.

You guys are very pen.

Pens always feel lonely, don't you?

I am pens.

I am penis.

fight!

test

I'm coffee.

aaaaoooiii

this is bob.
are you bob's sister?

Suppose my lover Japanease woman Hakkina's (her weight 45kg)groin and a barrel which is bandled 50 American women's (thier each weight 70kg)groins are pulled each other to compere thier strength.
which groin do you think win?

omankohazukashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

uholtu!

Greetings from Argentina, 2chan'ers.


Is dejima 2ch's wasteland?

as

It is automatic.

Yes I am.

>>218
kuso warota wwww

manko kayui

>>221
Shall I scratch your manco?

fuck my penis

bald,die.

test

akasakasakasu

I'm crazy

test2

tes

test

pen is.....penis
assassin.....ass ass in
very cool

uzeeeeeeyo!

I am a sandwich

I am a toilet

Pen is stronger than Ken.
But, who is Ken?

Unko is Korean food.

map of penis size in world:
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

uioiuoiuoiu

ballpen kashite kudasai

do you have a butter ken?

yes, i doesn't.

butter ken licks my cunt.

Do you like KAN?

Kan is GOD

He is my mother.

Do you know what I am say?

eigo wakarimasen

Mother facker

http://8727.teacup.com/mingol2/chat

bich

Uooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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http://www.47news.jp/CN/200902/CN2009021301000640.html&ht=450&wd=342&tbnh=94&tbnw=71

http://www.iris-pet.com/nyan/nyanko_blog/16_1.html

fack

me

Im Gyousya. otsudesu.
ttp://wan-gan.tv/index.php

And then what are we talking about?

Do the ROM!!! half years.

yes me too.

Oh! Smith was penis Why?

penis vinvin amazing

my sister's pants

>>262
Pants!? not panties? or Is your sister male?
If so, please give me your male sister.

>>1
oh miss sumisu

I LOVE ME

my penis

aaa

mikkomiko

VFJ

*

Join uuuuuuuuuuus!

join juice

come here please

Mypenisbig

otinpobazooka

vep kara kimasita

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sex!sex!

fack you

m...my father is dog.

My penis is tiny. But I want to have sex.

my brain is pennis

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