【英語のみ】Let's enjoy English！【使用可】

日常の事でも愚痴でもなんでも英語で語っとくれ


・原則英語のみ使用可。日本語は２割以内ならおｋ
・侮辱・煽りはＮＧ
・超長文はＮＧ

2get

>>2 hello!!
how do you do?

>>1
fuck off!!

This is a pen.

let me see your profile

Full I care car words to become miss note.

But Tom is abnormal.

Does anyone want Tom?

fuck you!
piss on you!
go to hell!
kill you!
die now!
shit!

I love 2ch

2ch spoiled me.

oppai

is there anyone who speak english here?

no. nobdy can't English here.

You need not to be afraid of English.

Hello! Creepy's!

What do you think about our suicaidal solution?

watashi eigo wakarimase~n

take it easy

Are jobs sold anywhere?

I was play MMORPG. It is LotRO the EU.
but,i can't speak English well...
BUT!! a lot of people of playing LotRO are not good @ English too!!

Gooooood Mooooorning everyone

damn it!!!!!!

This is what japanese quality is.

get out dick face Jap !

I'm finding a job.
Could you tell me where the Dahma temple is?

It belongs where it is supposed to be .

today April Fool. yeah.

I got up at PM2:00 today...
My life rhythm is extremely out of alignment.

FUCK YOU

What a nice thread！

so fuckin' what

I have no job, so fuckin' what?

Does "you fuckin'" mean "18禁"？

reality bites

FUCK ME!
COME ON!

A beautiful country?
I'll hit it down!!

Do you guys sleep most of the day?

yeah, as much as possible.

Im bored

i am a pen.
this is a pon.
you are musyoku.

>>1
die!

die another day

oh... this thread is kuso sure.

i have not a employ.
i love money.
i like soap.
but,i have not money.
I don't go to soap.

>>45
i have not a employ→i am not a employ
i like soap→i like prostitutes
but,i have not money→but i have no money

I'm a son of a bitch.

oh you sounds you had a terrible background
don't worry, the life is harsh but is also hopeful
and does bring you happiness, believe me

I'd rather die than live without job.

Suicide is the only way to get out from this situation........

>>48
Thank you! But I don't have a terrible background.
I just wanted to write those words. I was kidding. Sorry.
But your words are very good. I'm encouraged by that.
I believe your life brings you more happiness,too.

I was a suicide pawnin former company.

sex

>>50
Sooner or later lifeis over.

God，why don´t you help me？

I´m so scared and hopeless these days.

I'm little runaway

I'm so creepy that I'll never have a girlfriend.

I´m so happy ´cause today I´ve found a friend










―in my head.

kick your ass off your couch , shake your head to
regain sanity ,step out of your house and have
a real friend .You do not have to follow illusion forever that you
could not catch up with forever .

I

I have no time to study something.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

What a useless thread! I unintentionally found this falls in dat at a glance.
It is certain that >>1 is a NEET.

I've lost job.
I've lost hope.

Japan should be destroyed.
There is no hope and dream.
Only evil-minded people can make money and they're making good citizen work extremely hard
for their money.

die motherfucker die!

I dont have to song my song

I wanna be adore

Ughhhhhhhhh!!
I have no friends and I'm always alone.I feel sad.
I want a friend I can hang out with and talk with about anything.
and i want to have confidence in myself so that i can live more freely.

the unbearable lightness of being

I've just watched death-note.
It was very interesting.
Today, L and Watari and Rem were killed.
I love Yagami light. I respect him.
I think he is really cool because he can kill anyone else without any hesitation
for his purpose of being the God of the new world.
He killed even an God of death!!
How cruel he is!! and I like his cruelty and cleverness.
I want to be a strong person like him.

I watched it, too.
But today's story was not same in my city where I live.
What i watched is the story that Higuchi was caught.

Of cource we shuldn't be playing around.
But let's do it anyway

I feel I feel
desperation,Dislocation,Separation,Condemnation,Isolation,
Sometime I ivoleved in temptation

I wanna destruction all words

Maybe I never feel celebration

You shold written with rhymes.
then you can more increace vocabulary

take it easy
play it cool

no need to run
no need to die

what they got is what they got
what you got is what you got

don't look around
don't look back

that's all

enjoy yourself
bye♪

{…口語仕様
翻訳ソフト無効…}

Damn it!!
Japan is rotten!!!

Korea is more rotted than Japan.
I think so.

Everybody in Japan isn't kind to jobless people.

Spring here again

There is no accounting for tastes.

>>77
right.
I feel so.
I want people to be kind to us.

Our hopeful star Sotoyama's got over 15000 in the election of the governor of Tokyo.

I mean 15000 votes.

good morning!

please, teach me.
how do you study English?

God bless me!

hahaha!

>>83
Listen foreign music！

Read some books written in English.

>>83
Read English material,anything from adv to novels to newspaper
written by a good writer . I think reading plays the greatest role in
learning English , though some people make a claim with no support that Japanese
study English the way they gravitate into reading and writing , and
they should put in less time on reading and writing and more time on hearing and
speaking .

Why don't we do it?

cause we are sucks

all means "sucks"
i always said about suck
i always sucking your payed money
no i sucked by upper community
oi sucks i always dream sucking with hot ero video my brain un.

ratial descrimination produce social isolation

Pe-ni-su & M an-ko

It's about over 10 years ago that I saw a MANKO the last.

>>86
i am not listened foreign music so much
>>87
ok
>>88
thank you, R-type!!

i must read it
i want to read a book written about computer science
do you consult a English-English dictionary better than a Japanese-English dictionary?

Now, I am having a lunch break.
I have nobody to talk to in the office with only housewives.

Scheisse!!!

wtf lol
heyy guys<3<3
u understand slang?
wot r u talkin about?
cuz dats not English x) LMAO

lol
awesome<3

huh?
fuckin amazin

dumb cunt's same dumb words.

We guard own house forever

death by hanging

Live!

>>97
I have known almost of all,
but only "wot" i didn't know...

"wot"means "what".

we're all ending

Hi.How are you?
I start study English in tommorow to lauch the movement make English to official language in Japan.
So I bought text of English "チャート式中1英語〜中3英語" today at bookstore.
\4000 is painful cost.

Inhabitants of this thread have diversity,by the way.

This is a pen & an apple

↓are you?

Does America or U.K have major BBS likes 2ch?

Yes , but i don't remember the name...

oppai ippai yume ippai

Today,I actually fond time to organize a thoughｔ
I cant remember the last time i did it.

What is the least positive integer dividable by the number 2, 3 and 7 ?

>>113
42?
but you said "least".
when it coms to there is integer besides 42?

aa,42 is the smallest after all.ok?

nurupo

>>116
ga!!

I was running around and tired.

>>118
Where did you run?
I'm writhing in this grey everydays.
but I can't feel tiredness.
Is this condition mental disorder…?

♪　∧,＿∧ 　　　moso♪
　　 (´･ω･`) ))
　(( (　つ　ヽ、　　　moso♪
　　　〉 とノ　)))
　　（__ノ^(＿) 　　
　　　　　　　　　 　

I suck to me!!

there's nowhere down from here.
This is it. This is the bottom.

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ

How is the today

Fuck my ass!

Hey guys! I've ever got my friend to suck my cock, baby!

>>114-115

The positive integers divisible by 2,3 and 7 are 42, 84, 126 ...and so on.
So the "least" positive integer is 42.

Both Your answers are right！

Hi! Anyone there?? Talk with me. I am so boring...

Hi.well what is your hobby?

My hobby is to sleep.
Since I'm just sleepy , I will go to bed.

Good night!

Human lost.Merrychristmas

＞>131
what　do you meaning?

HEY!!COMEN ANALU

I cant hear

While sleeping , you can face off the reality where everything
goes wrong againt you .

ＯＨ！ＹＥＳ ＹＥＳ

YES! YES! Tokugawa YEyaSu

あっひゃっひゃ

Together!siyouze

Feel so good,right?

>>139
Are you loo?
You are Japanese No.1 comedian.

あひあひ

R-type�凵Aあとで俺の仕事手伝ってくれな・・
あんたは信用できそうだ。

We work it helps at R-type�� and after,

YES! say yes

There is no semantic [wa] can, because you spoke, it withdraws

You,voters. I'm Toyama.
You,this country is the worst. I'm not interested in political reform or other reform something at all.
The only way left for us is to abandan such this fuckin' country. Destroy such this fukin' country.

I do not have the constructive suggestion.
Now, we just have to scrap and scrap, destroy all.

Japan is very beutifle country.
Yor situation now is made by yorself.
And you shold make your happiness.
someday, you will smill.

英語のスペルを簡略化しよう！
http://news.ameba.jp/2007/04/4314.php

kintama ga uirusu ni kansensita・・・・・tasukere・・・・・

Here is the BBS witch used by no job or useless people.

>>149
ohh!
koreha subarasii!
tteiuka,eigo jitai, bunpou tekini guchagucha dayona.
motto kanso de kanryaku na atarasii gengo ga hosii.
computer no puroguramu gengo mitaina na.
esuperantogo ha dounatta?
mou eigo mandokusse-ze.

if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you...



　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　─Friedrich Nietzsche

i like it

MY PC was infected with vicious virus .

It can designate something as other than your English?

i am 27 years old syokureki-nashi...ended

>>157
do you speak english ?
have you ever been in foreign country?

How learn English ?
I'm prz.

I have lots of time because of my jobless, but I can do nothing because of my anxiety. I feel emptiness everyday. It's all over, my lover has gone , too. I wonder it's time to go to JUKAI?

Yesterday, I went to Matsuyama, Ehime, to attend the wedding.
Now that the wedding is over, I'm home.

Well,because of healing my tiredness, I'll go to public bath.

Hey Heeeey! I'm comiiiiiiiing!

Shit! Damn seller sent wrong items to me!
It's very troublesome to return! For me!

That's so sorry for you.

That's ok

Somehow my dick is getting smaller and smaller these days.
I haven't been using it for having sex for about this 10 years.
I wonder this is the reason why my dick is getting smaller.

I want someone who sucks my dick. Girls are good if possible.

>>143
How can I help you ?
You gave me your credit and I got your credit .
Call me up here on this thread whenever you need me .
>>166
An idea of
paying for sucking your dick is silly ?

I can't understand 166's last sentence.Boys can be OK for 166?

>>168
>Boys can be OK for 166?

Of course OK. Men who look like Inaba Koshi ,a vocalist of B'z, are good if possible.
If girls, girls who look like Nagasawa Masami are good.

I like middle-aged-men and young girls.
As you already know, I'm abnomal RYOUTOU.

So, Would you tell me how you look like?

Today i went to hellowork.
But there is no work that i want to do.
So i said in my mind "the name of this office is wrong, here is the place that say good bye to work!"

>>170
People aroud me say that you look like JOE ODAGIRI.

>>172
I see, so you are good-looking guy.
that's good for you.

odagiri is similar to homeless look.

Where is ”今日も雑炊”？

I can not meet job requirement of ads put up in hollo work , which
I found attractive and motivating .

>>1
　die！！ motherfucker!!!!!

by the way , why everyone so speak english nice ?
i m really surpurized
i cant believe that you are no job .!
by the way , my english level is eiken pre-2.
my english is poor.
but i have been in sydney in austraria for only a week.
then i had homestay. i was really enjoy.
and i went to london in englans 5yaers ago . i stayed there for 5 days
and that i rally enjoyed.
this is everything .
one yaers ago , i was no job . but recentry , i entered company.
but reword is very low. it is 170000yen/month.
but anyway , i got out from no job .
but recentry , i want to quit job , i m tirede my job .
i want to be a no job , recentry i think so.

I have no job weather you believe this or not. This is not a lie.
Recently I've begun to look for a job. But reality bites me without mercy.
I don't seem to be able to become a regular member.

So I'm looking for a HAKEN job now.
My future is.... I don't wanna think about it.
I'm so tired. I need some healing righ now.

Somebody, fuck with me!
I need a good blow job. Suck my fuckin' dick!

My toeic score is over 800.(4 years ago)
But it is useless for me.
Because if I say so at job interview, they want me to do the job
that I can't do, like translating a japanese contract into english.
It's impossible to me, but they don't recognize that!
My friend,whose Toeic score is over 900, says she can't do such a
work too and refused.
But, my ex-bosses didn't understnad that, and looked me as usueless.
So I don't want to do the job that reqired english ability!

Tomorrow, I will go to job interview.
But, I heard that 5 people have already applied that job.
They must be cheerful and full of energy and ability....
So I will not get that job....

What is the job that you will go to job interview tomorrow?

i shouldn't have written that thread.

>>183
Why? Something wrong for you?

》182 A kind of law office

I love Darren Syan! Hayaku eigaka simasuyouni! Darren Syan is very interestinng!

if you guys good at eng why dont you try toeic or something
then you can get job so easily

>>187
how is easy to get job ?
tell me how to .
if i took toeic of 850, what's job wait me ?
i hope sirious ansewer .

>HAKEN job =temporary job らしい。
my english teacher said so 4yars ago.
he is englishman.

I like the CM that ARAGAKI YUI squeeｚes a big lemon crying GYUUUuuu.
She makes me MOE.

Yeah, I wonder how easy to get job, if I try toeic or something like that.
What is good for? Absolutly nothing?

My english eiken score is 2nd grade.
i think if you have quite english skill,its not useless for get to the job.
Even though you have over 900ten at the TOEIC test

bjork said,"english is cheep language,thats why i use"

English is almost uselees,whole your life.
but it's have big power when you use internet,Online game.
espesialy,advantegement for academic somehing.
for example writtong sicence thesis or reading.
writting computer language for instance PHP,

無職ダメ板で英語自慢して虚しくないか？

gess the atomosphere please

>>192
2nd grade? your english seems better than 2nd grade for me.
if I would pass exams,I have to get ability like you?

>>196
Maybe
Eiken is fit to good at vocabulary
TOEIC is fit to good at grammar
I like EIKEN test
That's why my english grammar is broken

my english teacher who is englishman said toiec is businnes english,
it is not livining english.

I think that the words coming up to TOEIC are very difficult.
Even if I memorize business words once, but I forget them at once.
Cause I don't use them in my daily life.

I don't think so.
The words of toeic test are not so difficult one.
But the amount of sentences are a lot and the speed which is spoken
at test is fast.
So if you read a lot of english books , and be uesd to the speed of
natural english, you can get high score easily.

TOEIC=
Test of English for International Communication

on toeic test
vocab is not problem
most needed is consentration

I've been livin' in Australia for about 7 months when I was 18.
Now, I have no job and I don't think that good future is watin' for me in Japan.
Should I've had to keep livin' there?

At that time, I didn't surely think that Japan became a recession so much.
I'm already over 30 years old.
There are few companys that hire person who are over 30 years old.

I wanna go to Australia, but I don't have confidence to survive there.
Moreover, I was dyed to Japan so much.

>>203
youve been livin there for 7 months since you were 18?
and your now over 30 ? what does it mean?

>>203

Although I`m 26years old, I understand your stuation.That`s similar to me.
I guess u are thinking u dont suit japanese society
I recommend u had better find job in japan,finding job in au is more difficult.
We just have to do our best man.

'just the two of us'
this is famous song
this song was born in around 1983
this is one of my favorit song .
but i cant understand what song said,
plesae anyone , translate this title of this song 'just two of us'
i wish so .if you can.

Whose song is it?
I recognize the name of that song, but can't imagine the song.

And is it truth that it is difficult to find a job at Australia?
I think if you use japanese language or culture , you can get job.

>>204
Sorry.
×I've been livin' in Australia for about 7 months when I was 18.
○I've ever lived in Australia for about 7 months when I was 18.

The depressing fact , which I have to swallow up , is that
I have to work from the beginning of the GW through the end of it
while others stretch thier wings and take off times .
Unfortunately I can not enjoy the air of the GW , instead
I can suffer the fact of having-to-work-while-others-rest .

The depression would drive me to go crezy at work , punching
annoying costomers .

i'm drunk
so i will sleep

I haven't drank for a long time.
I also want to drink wine or cocktail or so.

>>212
It's good thing for your helth
And i want go to mat helth

>>210
Cheer up!
Anyway, take it easy

this song take out you into the dream

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0

ＯＨ！Ｔｈａｎｋ ｙｏｕ Ｔｈａｎｋ ｙｏｕ

What are you doin' this Golden Week?

There is a thing I have to do tomorrow.
Tomorrow is examination for first-class civil.

>>217
sleep
eat
masterbate myself
internet

thats it

>>217
I have nothing to do

every day is GW

Goledn week makes me weak ('A`)

English is not read easily.
It is not good if it is not read that only it sees like the Chinese
character and the meaning is not understood.

>>222
Who ordered you to say good...

im ok with japanese...

i will go shoping tomorrow
i am going to buy underwear,cap,sox,and glassis (megane) at tommorrow

what kind og store
UNIQLO?

>>227
that righit! uniqlo!

I like Right-on better than UNIQLO.

tommorrow , i will go to soapland or image club.

GW...it sounds exciting..

GW... Bullshit.

ＧＷ is shot for "Germanium Water".

Let's drink H2O !

　You is a big fool man. Hahahaha.
http://news23.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1177846727/

I'm thirsty

I have been in house for a week.

house?
what do you mean?

my house...

I am poor at English.><

guys,turn on the TV and watch NHK channel
english only program brodcasting now

I hate the air of GW the every town is waring.
To get along with and breathe the fucking air ,
I 've got to break myself apart into several handread pieces and
melting every pieces into liquid, then heat them untill evaporation
into air .

Is everybody sleepin' aroud this time?
I'm awakin'. I can't sleep these days.
So most everyday, I take one pill to sleep.

im trying to sleep but i cant....
i just want to wake up early morning and
run under the sun..

My elder brother got a baby recently.
He is the second baby.
He's tiny and cute.

I became to want to get married and to have a baby too.
But I have no job, no income, no girl friends.
I've gotta find and get a job.

>>242
Oh, you're awakin'.
Me too. I wanna wake up early moning.
I found that people can't awake if not workin'

>I became to want to get married

is this right expression?
im not asking maliciously
i know what you meant but just i havent heard that expression

>248ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ？

today is a good day to die.

i know, i know.
nobody really cares.
But it's the perfect day to say so.

many people die, many people survive
caring for the peace that they owe.

don't be silly, and just do it.

>is this right expression?
yeah. i'm serious.
i wanna get married with a young girl like NAGASAWA MASAMI and have some babies.
and create a happy family.

on hoｌidays, i wanna go picnic with my family and go shoppin' and go to see aquarium and...
anyway i can't stand alone any more.
i haven't had a girl friend for these 10 years.

i can't stand, i can't bear, i can't..... God please give me a girl friend if you exist!!

>>248
good morning,NAGASAWA MASAMI fan.
by the way,how can we expression"namida sousou" that NAGASAWA performed dorama.
i dont know "SOUSOU" translated in english

Not "namida sousou", "nada sousou" is corect.
If it is my case, I will translate it as continuously sheding (tears).

i hated normal life when young, but i feel despair that i can't spend
normal life now.

>>248
>i haven't had a girl friend for these 10 years.
its OK.
talking about me, i havn't had a girl friend for 39 years.hehehe.
but i had many romance, but i couldnt be couple.

do do doddd doutei chauwa

>>249
japanease langeage has "Gitaigo" .it's original langease.
so japanease langease is beautiful!

how old are you guys?

My mental age is approximately 85.

today, i cultivated a rice field with a cropper.
that was fun.

It sounds goooood!
I'm interesed.


By the way, the recent my boom is yogurt.

Of cource now eating, putting blueberry jam on it.
The volume is 400g.

This is today's supper.

hey today is first day of May＾＾；
time goes so fast i even didnt expect last year that
i wouldnt get job until Feb　this year・・

Fuck you men!!

yep

Time flies like an aroow....

good mornig guys
i'm wether boy named MAKINO

Today is weather is
Fair
Temp:18°C =64°F

Humidity: 73%
Wind Speed: S 24 km/h
Barometer: 1016 mb
Dewpoint: 13°C
Heat Index: 18°C
Wind Chill: 14°C

Sunrise: 4:50 AM GMT9
Sunset: 6:25 PM GMT9

if you go to hellowork
you shold bring umbrella.

reported bt MAKINO. hava a nice day

today , i have holiday , so it is continuous 4 holiday,
and while this holiday , i spent a lot of money,
i went to the shopping,
i bought glasses, degitalcamera, clothes , shoose , and so on///
total is , i paid 80,000yen!

I thought watch the movie
But today is movie's day
I gave it up because there were many people

>>
Luxury!!!!

Because of rain, I got wet....orz

Be fine, please!!!!!!!!!!

Give me oppai please

sage

I have got second response now ! yah !!!

I am going to think I write diary in English from today.

Tell me something that it !

Go Ahed

>>264
I watched a movie yesterday too.
well... Title name is "Satan of Prada".
It was enjoyed me.

I want money too both...w（；´∀｀）

>>269
"Go Ahead" you say?（表へ出ろって言いたかったの？）

It's Macdnald !（マクドナルド（のドナルド）かよ！）

どうも、自分の訳が通じてるのかがわからんから、長文書かせてくれ。

>>268
2ゲットひゃっほう！
>>270
俺も昨日、映画見たよ。
えーと、確か、プラダの悪魔って奴だったかな。
楽しかったよ。俺も同じで金が欲しいよ・・・

>>268
＞I am going to think I write diary in English from today.
今日から英語で日記を書こうと思うんだ。
＞Tell me something that it !
そのために、なにかコツとか教えてくれ。

let's fuckup everyone's GW

>271-272

English please

i have seven girlfrends.
but they were so pretty that i can't have sex.
only feratio.
fuck U

>>272　　細かい事だけど

I am going to think I write diary in English from today.
→今日から英語で日記を書く事を考えていこう

I think I am going to write diary in English from today.
→今日から英語で日記を書いていこうと思う

かな

But we can understand what you want to say.
So don't care at all.
It is good to try to express something in English!

no job no life


though

>>276
thanks.
I thought I have studyed it at that them.
I wanna go to America again.
cause I watch Ichiro, Matsuzaka, and Micael Jordan.

O　Micael Jordan
X　Vince Carter（or Kobe Bryant）

>>279
It was opposite. Oh dear, is it good?

Otituke ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

Calm down!

I am NEET in the sky

ボスと呼んでくれな

>>281
（　´∀｀）＜You too.

I'm from japan.

GW is hell to me

How was GW?

>>271
>>271
sorry,my spell miss
Go Ahed→Go Ahead

Go Ahead means "Person go to forward" or
"Please continu your story"[DOUZO DOUZO]

Good mornig,guys
I'm wether boy named MAKINO

Today is weather is
Mostly Cloudy
Temp: 16°C

Humidity: 88%
Wind Speed: SE 8 km/h
Barometer: 1004 mb
Dewpoint: 14°C
Heat Index: 16°C
Wind Chill: 16°C

Sunrise: 4:49 AM GMT9
Sunset: 6:26 PM GMT9


Tommorw is hoiday
realx and enjoy your jobless life

good afternoon!
i wake up now.
i am going to get girls today.
how do i get?

that's top secret.

Please tell me

Hello Japan.

good wether today
but no plan to go out ・・

After prepared, I'm going to go home.
The distance between here and my home is about 400km.

Although it was heavy rain in this morning, now is fine.

I'm feelin' lucky!

its nice

what the fuck youguys doing today?
having a fucking day?

Add mind to the way of speaking

i am going home.
i can't get pretty girl.
so i am crying .
after ten minite, i am going to touch my penis.
oo,what a lonly boy.

I will move （引越）
I am busy with cleaning

>>298
why will you go to the soapland,
its paradaice.
i recomend you to go threre

>>300
i have ever gone to soapland.
but i have watched TAKUHAI soap of japanese adult video.
i thinked that soapland is very fantastic!
To sad, i have no money.
so i must endure tekoki.

>>301
i thinked →　i thought ね。
i recomend you to save money.
if you had 17000yen , you can go to soapland,
and irecomend soapland of 'truth group'
because here is cheeper ,but girls is pretty.
check at google , input 'truth froup'

Good mornig guys
I'm makino

Today is weather is

Fair
Temp: 16°C
Humidity: 63%
Wind Speed: ENE 8 km/h
Barometer: 1009 mb
Dewpoint: 9°C
Heat Index: 16°C
Wind Chill: 16°C

Sunrise: 4:48 AM GMT9
Sunset: 6:27 PM GMT9


"Zekkou no Odekakebiyori desune"
but probably i'm in house and surfin on the web.( ;

GW has just turned to second term
but still i dont feel like doing anything...

>>304
job ??

>>305
yes of course including job
but everything..

>>me too
you may be utubyou .
i have job. but i mnot enjoy my job,
namely i cant concentrate on job,
threfore , i always feel to pass time when i am in company.
i dont feel like doing anything...
boring.

threfore , i always feel to pass long time when i am in company.

>>308
>threfore , i always feel to pass long time when i am in company.
therefore, i always feel that time goes so slowly when i'm in the company.

YOKOYAMA　knock knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door

>>302
i can't save money.
why? do you know?
becouse i don't have job.
i am japanese MUSHOKU.
sorehasateoki,
i acsessed web page of truth group.
that's nice.
i think that i find job. and i want to go to soapland of truth group.

OMANKO of japanese girl is very cool.
i want to insert OMANKO.

go ahead

i don't wanna go to soapland cause i'm afraid of sick.
and i can't feel like fuckin' with a woman of first meetin'.
so i've never been to soapland up to now. i'm pretty shy.

>>313
waahooo
you are shy??
your HN is very fascinating .
you are not shy. r

i like having sex with woman of the first meeting.
i'm afraid of sick too.
so it is necessary to have condom.

>>311
i really glad . because you want to find job.
evenif it is because of going to soapland , i really glad that your motivation comes up.
ganbare!

Hi , everyone.

I begin to learn english yesterday.

please, If I wrong this KAKIKOMI , teach me.

I have no hope and money.
Also I have no friend.
Needless to say, I have never associated with woman for three decates or more.

What should I do?
I always envy the men who have a girlfriend...

I want a job as you.
But all the companies always refuse me.
Although I did my best, sad to say, what I have ever done hard wasn't rewarded.
My life is tragedy...

I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

What I should do is nothing any longer.
I'm recently wondering that I move in NECAFE.
Please call me a NECAFE NANMIN without reserve...
I can't see tomorrow with tears...

She is a very beautiful, but she is not too young to marry

Ｆｕｃｋ　ｙｏｕ．

Ｍｙ　ｌｉｆｅ　ｉｓ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｓｉｈｔ．

>>322
I informed police.

i dont wanna have even part time job..

>>320(NECAFE NANMIN)
No worrys.
don't be so disappointed.

I am pen.

氏ね

i gave up marry. because my income is 250,000yen pre year.
it is enough for me to live alone.
but if i had family, i cant feed them by this income.
i despair my furture.

>>328
Don't worry.
Some married man live as same as your income.
But what a strict society it is...

328
sorry i mistook word.

○↓
i gave up to marry.
because my income is 2,500,000yen per year.

Now I returned back secondary home.
GW will end soon.

shiri no ana ni buchikonde!!!!!

>>332
OK. Repeat after me.
"Fuck my ass hole!!!"

>>331
secondary　house means secound hands?(tyuuko)
or bessou?

My car is very yellow

I am living below the standard line - working poor .

i had girl friend when i was teenage
i had many friends when i was teenage
i was good at any sports and studying when i was teenage
i was able to talk to anyone very naturally

but now all gone... i cant do what i could do
time took all my stuff away.. and i cant get it back...

sex

Yes, Tom's father is ,of course, always abnormal.

i cant find the job what i really want to do
recently i come to think death saves my spirit

i graduated from a university called MARCH.
but now i'm jobless. and i wanna die.
this is, so to speak, DEATH MARCH.

not do death everyone
exactry, bottom is hard life.
but, never die.
and it will come daybreak someday, believe it !

This thread is very funny.

>>341
you have a pretty better degree than mine.
my university is no use to go.
i wanna hit and kill me if i could back to my old days.

sack off

NO JOB
NO MONEY
NO FRIEND
NO HOPE

today i am very tired by job.
i want to quit my job.
i cant put up with job's presure,
i want be no job again .
i want life of everyday is holiday.

Libraries gave us power
Then work came and made us free
what price now?

We dont talk about love
We only want to get drunk
And we are not allowed to spend
As we are told that this is the end

A design for life

i feel like that this year has just began
but already May and i think
it would be end of this year next moment...

I read the book "gutyokuron".
And I inspired by theis book, and want to get MBA!
But, I have noticed that it must be impossible for me.
This book must be the "Money for pig" for Mushoku.

Sorry, I had a mistake in the sentence which I had wrote above.
"money for cats" must be correct.

who write is that?

now, i put on the T-shirt
but it reverse
i didnt notice wwww
that it

tha〜〜〜t it

SHALL WE DANCE? Mr.neet

うんこ食べる？

stutter

Compared yesterday, Today is too cold.
I may catch a cold.

sach a vary vary shoret holyday｡

Im tiyored everyday｡
because my job is BLUE COLOR｡

fuck up one's effort

　　　／⌒ヽ 　∩
　　 （＾ω＾　）⌒つ　＜moso
　　o⌒､⌒とノ

japenes rannge-ji de ok

when i want to sleep smoothly , i image that A public lottery is successful .
then i can be seely, and i fall in sleep.
i always image that if i got 300 million yen , what should i do?

i couldnt sleep last night
so i envy you>>362

>>341
A few changes in the way you do recuit drive make a difference and
get you decent job.

>>352
Yasuyuki Higuchi who was a president of HP of Japan.
Now, he is a COO of Microsoft of Japan.

my highscooldays calssmate entered mycorosft co.

she was excelent . she gradueatede waseda univ .

she was specalized in science in univ.
i think its great.
now she livede LA in uSA.

The classmate of my high school days entered Microsoft Corporation.
She was very excellent.
She graduated from a department of science and engineering of Waseda University.
I live in American Los Angeles now.
I think that it is terrible.
She is enviable.

訂正
×I live in American Los Angeles now
○she　live

today, an old man of religious solicitation visited my house.
he says person who believe this religion can survive this armageddon era.
he said like this. even if the person died, they can revive and the if the person are old, they can revive as young body of about 30 years old.

in a word, he said that they can rejuvenate and revive.
i can't believe it. it can't be.
can you believe that person who died can revive?

if you said "I want to die"，could he answer to you？
I'm really interesting to know how these religious people reply such questions like above.
I'm going to cheat them when I'll have a chance．

today, i earn 15000yen by day.
but i am tired .
because i got up at am 5:00.
and i was working until pm 6:00.
but i have to go job tommorow too.

Do you know the jet coaster accident in Osaka on May 5, 2007 (Children day of Japan).

A girl aged 19 was the victim of this accident. She was died caused by the no-maintenanced machine.
Her head was separated hooked by the fence aside when the coaster off road.
Mr. Saburo Yamada who is the CEO of the company that caused this accident seems to be the really bad uncle.
He was the secretary of the representative in Osaka who has the big influence to decide the official affairs.
By using this connection, Mr. Yamada got the permission by the officer to do the entertainment business like Disney about 35 years ago.
This business is really advantageous one. For example, this land is not need the money to do the business.
The money to set the amusement equip and operating costs has been come from the government substantially by the name of the commission fee.
The total fee is about 90-95% of the budget of this land.
Yes, Mr,Yamada do not need the cash to operate, and get the big return.
And the foundation of the Ministry of finance has the land property rights in this amusement park, in this meaning, this land is held by the general Japanese people.
The foundation has been taken really almost no money from Mr.Yamada’s company and permits to do the business in the land in substantially.
And the foundation has been accepted a former high-ranking official.
Yes, the tax has been spent for this officer’s salary and the Yamada’s personal enterprises.
The people’s property has been used and taxes have been spent for the special persons without accusing.
Oh, and more, Mr. Yamada produce the amusement park in Beijing in China that is famous for the fake of the Disney characters and Japanese kitty characters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u94PTC-Gd1U&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-JULFxB0sk&eurl=
http://www.osaka-minkoku.info/news/20070506-1147.htm

how can i download files rapidly from rapidshare? its so irritating.
(i stick to Free)

>373
buy memory, and set this. and your PC is rapidly.
yesterday i got memory 1G byte. and i set this momoery on my PC.
and my pc is power up. sclol is so fast.

>>370
Maybe he will say to you "if you enter our religion,
your desire to death will dissappear and you will become happy"

He said that he will come one week later and talk with me.
But I don't have anything to talk about him.
What should I talk with?

If he is not an old man but a cute young girl, I wanna talk with her with pleasure.
I think he is wierd cause he believes that dead men revive.
Oh! goooood!!!

あひあひｗくだらねぇ

we are resonable people

no, living garbage

today i am very very tired .

tomorrow i will have to go job.

but iwant to absent from job.

but i msut go job.

i am sad.

fuccck!! I am sick and tired of my job...,
but I cannot quit it now.
I will try to survive some more days.
Anyway, I will enjoy this weekend somehow.
Enjoy your weekend everybody!

hey guys!
it's first time to write in and my english is not good as you guys.
but i hope i enjoy with this thread.
i hope i didn't make mistake, if you find some mistakes, please let me know.

Today, I watched a movie named 300.
The story is about a spartan war against persians.
I thought I wanna be a strong man like them.

They have a muscle body and are aggressive.
They have no fear to die.

Hey this is a funny thread ^_^

you guys speaking like text book lol

suck my boll

Fuck off!!

>>383
Are you true?
I want to go to look, but there is not a place showing soon.
Is it a preview?

Ｏｈ！ｍｅｒｃｉ ｍｅｒｃｉ

>>388
Still in general, This movie is not open to the public.
I can never say how I got it. I'm sorry.
In Japan, general opening to the public might be in June 9th.

>>388
i guess you're working at media or something?
but i wanna watch dainihonjinn made by macchan.
i like him so much, but i am worried about the evaluation of people who are professional director.
you know, some of them did not evaluate so good.
someone said he wasn't got talent.
anyway that's ok. i'm gonna check by myself without rumor.
and i have aquestion, which one is right? he wasn't got talent or he didnot get talent

>>391
It appeared in yahoo topics.

チンポ

Bang bang club AK 47 hour

i am 302
>>311
did you find job?
and did you go to soapland?

A is for apple
B is for bear
C is for cow

Today is Sunday.
Everyday is Sunday!

Sunday is not only today,
but also tomorrow and the next day and next and next!!

The disastrous event seems to have happened in Mie Prefecture.
ttp://news22.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1180305609/

every day of a week seems to be sunday or holiday to me
yesterday resembles the day after yesterday , today goes like yesterday,
this week goes like the past week , so do this month ・・

i also feel it like you. Heartaches attack me every nights
i know I souldn't go this life on.
but i haven't found the escape of this great long and dark tunnel yet.
how can I improve those helpless situations?

Today, I did nothing.
I don't know what I should do.

I WANA DIE

My uncle came to my house just before.
He has a daughter whose age is same to me.
He said that she's been livin' in Malaysia since this April and workin' there.

I'm nothing. No job. No dream. I think I have to do something.
I think I'm miserable.

I'm　master　of　fool.

I can't speak English.

You can do it! Believe in yourself.

He said to me, NINJA!!!!!!!!!

I am a boy.

I am a gay,but I am a liar.

>>403
Don't mind

Never mind dayo wwww

Don't look back in anger

oasiskayo!

ﾌﾌﾌ

>>1-414

You are the best fools!!!

>>415
you too!!!!!

I should've enjoyed my life when I was young.

Agetyaimasu！！！！

hey guys long time no see.
I didnt watch this thread for a few months.
what's new?

nothing new
are you busy mate??

no just a lazy to watch

i want girl whose age under 13

Eigo wakaran.
i'm fucking crazy.yeah!

pretty cure pretty cure

I want to get a job related to English.
But my English level is so poor.

>>425
then, why dont you trying work harder?
you have no time?

I've been studying English.
'cause I wanna migrate to Australia for the future.
But I think that hearing is the most difficult.

Native speakers speak with very high speed.
And, they don't pronounce as it is a contents of a letter.

They don't speak the way English texts ( CD recording voices of native speakers)
speak English or listening part on
the TOEIC does .
To add more confusion , pronunciation varies from one to another .

one more set!

>>429
Do you play Billy's boot camp? Me too.
Count it! Count it! Work it! Work it!

fuck me! fuck me! fuck my ass!
fuck me! fuck me! gimme good blow job! two more sets!!

>>430
No, just because recently I hear the topic of bootcamp for anyplace.
I dont have it yet. but someday maybe I will buy it.

>>431
lol what happened to you?

恥ずかしい。。
チャット中に外人相手にニート（時間感覚の麻痺）を晒してしまった

[15:53:43] Dennisの発言: what time is it in japan
[15:53:57] 牧野の発言: 15PM
[15:54:08] 牧野の発言: 15:00
[15:54:22] Dennisの発言: ok
[15:55:25] Dennisの発言: in germany is it 8.57am
[15:55:47] 牧野の発言: you go to school today?
[15:56:11] Dennisの発言: no it's sutarday←ここｗ
[15:56:29] 牧野の発言: I see
[15:56:56] Dennisの発言: we had only from monday till frayday school

場合によっちゃ日付も違うしそれぐらいの誤解は相手も気にしてないと思う。
>>433が意識過剰なだけ。

How old are you, folks?
I'm 24.

same years
I'm 24 too

next month my birthday.(now i'm 23)
pleeeaaasse!!
someone give me jooooob!!!

Being 23 years old put you at a harder situation .
I advise you to act quickly and snach a job available to you
Anyway , I am 24 years old crap , and stand at much harder situation
than you .

>>437
Congraturation！
But I can do nothing for you．sorry sir m(_ _)m
So， I wanna inform you of this phrase「Where there is will， there is way．don't be afraid，go ahead！」
This phrase means If you have will，you can find job．But you don't，you can't find job forever．
Please believe in your possibility．
All start at it．

how young you are!
I'm 27 and life is nearly over!

how young all you are!
I'm 33 and my life has already been over!

how young all you are!
i am 40 and my life has already been over.

hey! dont imitate my phrase bitch!

↓are you?↓

who are fucikn' with me.