ENGLISH　THREAD

talk in only English

if your English is poor


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>>1
shine

>>2
no,no, it's japanese

too calm

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>>5
am i hired?

I have built a thread like this once, but it already fell .

>>7
realy? im sad

this thread smells like shit

>>9
fuck me

>>3
>>2 said "You are shine".

ｗｈｅｒｅ　ｉｓ　>>1?

>>1　ｍｕｓｔ　ｋｅｅｐ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｔｈｒｅａｄ　ｏｎ　ｔｏｐ

>>11
wow! thank you >>2

>>12
im here

I cant speak English not at all!
But my hobby is travel.I must speak English!!!!

Then I wonder.I study TOFEL or TOEIC .Maybe I entrance NOVA.

Told about NOVA somebody,please.

You may not be a NOVA.

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It's boring.

>>14
i dont know about NOVA well

but i am studying for TOEIC



>>16
shut up!!!

silence has come

Pourquoi ne parlez pas vous de la Francais?

i am a

ｔｈｉｓ　ｔｈｒｅａｄ　ｉｓｔ　ｏｖｅｒ

ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｗｒｉｔｅ　ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ　

my name is...my name is .. my.. my..

>>14
NOVA<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Trinity academy
its expranation is very radical!!

ok, Let's speak in international.
What do you think about hussain?

what's meant for R.I.P??
i think ......Radical in Price

>>23 is Trinity Academy's agent

i dont know about a word ''hussain''
he is predident of Iraqu??

>>26　ｉｓ　ＮＯＶＡ　ｒａｂｂｉｔｓ’　ａｇｅｎｔ

>>27
nofx?

I know our talking style is very very wrong
but I've gotta fun!!!

A report does not finish writing.

>>31
you are strange how to use subject

i wanna go

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>>33
i wanna know

As you know, hussain is a ex-predident of Iraq.
I think he is a wise man, but his character is colepsed,
This can be said on Kim Jong Il.

>>1
Woher kommen Sie?

>>37
speak in English

Ｉｃｈ　ｋｏｍｍｅ　ａｕｓ　Deutsch

Ich habe poor English

we are cherry boys?

heyhey...this is E N G L I S H T H R E A D


wo qu dianyingyuan

hisyojyo ha nikubenki

ｋｅｙ　ｗｏｒｄｓ

ｈｉｓｙｏｚｙｏ　ｉｓ　ｎｉｋｕｂｅｎｎｋｉ

No virgins are body toilets.

I was watching Roswell.

Habla usted en Espanol?

It meets with feces.

I don't finish writing the report.

i remember germanish report.

but i try to forget

then i forget

>>46
that is shit film
story is not exist at all

I want to be dead.

>>52
BE　ALIVE

>>53
Thank you

>>52
You should live with us!!

>>52
May I kill you,sir?

Who is >>1 ?

>>56
stop it!!

I am a gay.

>>57
sir, i am sir

I'm drowsy now, but I must study.

God be with ye, brilliant regina.

i wanna rick pussy!

>>63
Fuck yourself

kusosurehake-so

ｃｏｍｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｎ

>>65
you must go!

standooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Bonsoir

i'm gonna boriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!

i've found a good thread, and age.

...━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

↑fill this blank, please

north?

Why dont we talk in high level thing in English?
For instance, academy or our life.

Thank you M.r CRUSH.
What is Trinity academy?Like a NOVA,EAON?

>>72
com━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ing!!

how?

(σ・∀・)σgets!

Our lives are broken because of 2ch.

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　　/　´_ゝ`） next...what i am sayin' ?
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>>78
（　´,_ゝ`）huh
just only you

>>74
i'm afraid that few people can talk about such difficult subjects...
there might be only a silence(l

Dance 4 me , the way shakin' ya body 4 me

what't my name ? Call my name !

>>79
a prostate

>>81
i'll take part in
well... With what does it start?

>>79
Excuse me, I just have to pass by here...

mmm...it's so difficult for my English ability.

nuu,syoujiki kono level demo turai toiu wana

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the prince seems'o getinterestin' this thread

>>86
agree violently

I need a cure to make it through.

>>83
How often we see each other!

(´-`).｡ｏO(im sleepy.

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　　/　´_ゝ`） sorry i just go through this way...
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　|　ﾉ (　　・　・　　.|　　|　>>90　See you tomorrow
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onion has come?

Ok, wise men. let's talk about the accident of NAGASAKI..

>>93
再見！

>>95
I don't know the accident.

Nagasaki?
hey,you jap i dont know aboutnagasaki except KASUTERA

nuu,Tdai san hakken.

>>95
it's difficult to talk about such a subject...

>>95

Is the boy who killed the children VICTIM or ASSAILANT ?

>>99
(* ´∀｀)σ)Д｀)

Not only me, but also(omitt

ok, you know, the murder after kid nap,
The crimer is primary school student.



It is just old,,,

　　_、_　　　　only black coffee　is real coffee
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　　_、_　　　　　sugar is unnecessary
（　,_ﾉ` )
　　［￣］'E　zuzuzu..
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　　_、_ 　　　men who drink coffee wih sugar,
（　 ◎E


　　_、_　　　　is pig man　
（　,_ﾉ` ）
　　　　　 　　　ｶﾞﾁｬ
　　　　［￣］'E

Ok, Sorry boys. It is hard to talk geting interesting.
What do you wanna talk? Say every thing you want to talk with us.
anything,

It was said the murderer was 2chnelar before.
Is it ture ?

mr.children 's new single "tagatame" also says about >>101

>>102 nuu,hokani dareka irundesuka?
nihongo sumaso.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunin'

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　　　____ /　´_ゝ`）_ゝ`）　´_ゝ`） _ゝ`）　´_ゝ`）´_ゝ`）　 ´_ゝ`）　´_ゝ`）_ゝ`）　´_ゝ`） _ゝ`）　´_ゝ`）´_ゝ`）　 ´_ゝ`）
　　____　 （　ヽノ 　ヽノ （　ヽノ 　ヽノ（　　ヽノ　ヽノ （　　ヽノ（　ヽノ 　ヽノ （　ヽノ 　ヽノ（　　ヽノ　ヽノ （　　ヽノ
　　_　--　ﾉ>ノ ﾉ>ノ　　ﾉ>ノ ﾉ>ノ　　ﾉ>ノ 　ﾉ>ノ　　ﾉ>ノ　　　ﾉ>ノ ﾉ>ノ　　ﾉ>ノ ﾉ>ノ　　ﾉ>ノ 　ﾉ>ノ　　ﾉ>ノ
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>>108
(・ε・)don't care!!

T-univ?

>>111
So what?

theme "NAGASAKI" is too dificult for us!!!


next theme is "Masturbation"

>>113
i thinki it theme also difficult (lol

(;´Д`)yesyes..

we cannnot talk about this in Eng.

>>107 ima kiiteru
>>110 wakarimasuta.


ora nihonngo sika syabette nai. benkyou sinakya

So grab ya dicks and grab a couple more
And you all can meet your love appetite
Said the air is sick ,smelling bad
So you ejeculate to the left and ejeculate to the right

Say,i've just watched the thread about "How do you touch a clitoris when you wank."

ok, men, I have a topic sounding fun.

It is "next selection of primeminister".
What do you think it?

>>120
Anyone will do.

>>119
It's the thread I built, you are manhood itself,lol

i remember i have phigical exam tomorrow

what should i do?

>>118
How indecent!

>>123
Just sleep

>>122
So, i just "watched" the thread. :-)
You've catched a nice fish, have you?

>>124
This　is a song of masturbation.

>>120
i propose...





i dont know about recent politics well｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡

>>123
I also remember that i have a deadline of seminar's report.
Noｗ, it is all over...(´Д⊂

>>126
yes.
but, really this time, I think I did a bad thing for her.
caz, ive never think she thinks i am real girl.

ok. it is ok, becouse, there is 2ch here.

Bonne nuit.

>>130
i also remember i can have re-test even if i fail this exam.

>>127
Is it true?

>>133
I composed .

i quit today

good night

>>131
我不会看仏語。
Good evening♪

shut up german

>>135
Have a good dream☆

i'm droping out,too...

My name is namco.

>>134
It's really indecent but good job!

>>139
Damn!

>>140
It's what is called KAEUTA　in Japanese.

>>139
>>141 is joke ala LL Fool J.

(´-`).｡oO(this thread needs as mach power as the chatting thread of "Read sentences from right to left")

>>142
MOTOUTA kibo....please.

you have still open-eyes.
why dont you sleep yet?

Good morning everymotherfucker!?
How are you ?

>>147
good morning sonofabitch!!
im very fine


age

Why Jap tend to use so many four-letter-words
when they speak English? Do you really think it is fuckin' cool?

>>149
you kid, go away.
you cant be here, caz here is university-student-board, not elementary one.

腐れマンコ

strange world

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　　/　´_ゝ`） sorry, this thread is Japanese only・・・
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Oh,sorry. The other one.

this thread is(・∀・)good!!
better than bord of ENGLISH ????????

Hey, today what subject will we discuss ?

ok, then, How about Romasaga1?

umm, I played only sagafro1 and 2.
1 was very good !!but..2....what's that??last boss is too strong!!

reversly, I have never played sagafro lol.

your university has started already?

no,not yet.
so i'm always at my home, everyday every time...day and night...

oh, im very sleepy...now i go to bed..

i have to go to the driving lisence school tomorrow


but i had drunk..＿|￣|○

never mind

>>160
me eather.
but i have gone to buy alcohl almost every days.
it is realy good.


probably, people calls me junk...

i drank a kahlua or alcohol today for the first time

its so mild!

somehow, i cant express well,
my body seek alcohol or something.

i think i may be alcohol posoning.
nervasdead

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　　　　|∵ |　　　＿_|＿_ 　|　＜　Fuck myself
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is it end?

i am a boy

>>169
me too

me me me me

anatano me ga douka simasitaka?

eigo de iuto dounarunokana

This thread is very difficult for me.
I will be ITTEYOSI..

jaa watasimo ITTEYOSI..

>>171
>>145

>>174
Your ID denies you.(lol

So you grab ya girls and grab a couple more
And you all can meet me in the middle of the floor
Said the air is sick smellin right
So you pass to the left and you sail to the right

Oh,ittekimasu.

Although I am chery boy, what am I?

I am very hungry.
↓　buy something for me.

>>179 me too.but i don't mind about it.(korede atte irunokana?)

>>180 I have never met anyone so rude.

>>182
Do you have English Qualification(kono tango hajimete sitta)?
I have no Qualification.

i have eiken 5kyu.(syougakkou notokini torimasuta)

>>184
great!!
I failed the Eiken-4kyuu when I was junior high school student.

>>185 Thanks.I apologize for my saying. (>>181)
(atteirunoka?)

Do you think that it is difficult to speak in English
in spite of is easy to read?

i must go

see you later!

>>188
Good luck!

>>176
please tell me what "(lol"　means.
is it like our "(w"?

Knives.the character I played,Ravan Macoy,her background was she grew up,raised by circus performers.According to the show,she was the deadliest
woman in the warld with a knife.And she knew a zillion oid jokes her grandfather,an oid vaudevillan,taugh her
And if we woulda got piked up,they would've worked in a gimmick where every show I would've toid another joke.

What movie is it ?
Man gehius who understood !!　

>>190
that's right♪
"lol" is a shortened form of "laugh out loudly" that means "w".

>>191
i agree without read

look at out side.
great sun gives us his love without hisitate.
but why are we in house and do we play the keyboard?

nervousdead

Please lick my nipple.

>>195
do yourself.

>>196
Unless I have someone lick my nipple, my penis does not rise up！

>>197
You don't have to carry on masterbation now.

↓200

200(σ・∀・)σget!!

↑200

i m hungry.

I'm seeking a better place to play.

what do u want to play?(atteirunoka?)

Hi I am a boy.
And I　have finished to eat dinner.
It is just delicious.
I thought I want to eat it again.

He is a pen.

i'm going to cock dinner.
Today's menu is spaghetti with meat sauce.

What is pen?

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Hey guys, I noticed a message hidden in "He is a pen".
If my analysis is right, "is" shoud be the end of the sentence.
Then it means "He a penis".

what is "He a penis", bro?

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well, "He" is not a man, but "Helium".
Helium's atomic number is two. And "a" means one.
If there are "two" and "one",it is natural to think there must be "three" at the top of the sentence.
"He is a pen".→"He a penis".→"three two one penis".
This is a countdown!! Let's shout "3,2,1,penis!!!!" 3,2,1,penis!!!!

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　 　 　 ＞　　　３、２、１、Peniiiiiiiiissss！！　　　＜
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>>212
Your imagination is beyond my mind.

This is terrible internet desune.

>>213
me eather

>>212 is genious but insane.

supper was delicious.
i must study the civil law and French and so on.（atteirunoka?)





The thing which I want to say is only this.

iiwasuremasita
I'll be back.



The thing which I want to say is only that.

Oh,>>218ha douka wasurete kudasai.onagaishimasu.




soredakenandesukedone

(・∀・）＜I watched 〜

>>219
(・∀・)grin grin

i sometimes make such a mistake, too.
don't mind! :-D

nuu,study doesn't progress.
but i'm going to study from 0:30.

ぽ is studying hard now

ぽ　is getting bored with studying ...

ぽ sould come back soon...

ぽ is already in dream...good night.....

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　　/　´_ゝ`） sorry i just go through this way...
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ぽ has already finished a study

you did your best.

Yet!It does not finish yet!

>>221
"(・∀・)grin grin" means "(・∀・)niya niya"?

>>231
that's right.

Just fuck me up!!

Stuff your prick down my throat!!

>>232　You are so mean.ヽ(`Д´)ﾉuwaaaan!!

>>234
To be honest, I feel a little bit sorry...

Fuck!!

I've just realized that I cannot speak English that much!!!

What should I do?!

Please help me, budies!!

Why don't you put it up ?

>>236
I think your English isn't so bad.
Let's keep on trying!

>>235 But you are right. I'm certainly lazy.

and this is a trap that ぽ is no longer studying...

ｙｏｋｕｗａｋａｎｎｎｅｅｙｏ！

>>241
(；´Д｀)puff puff

>>239 >>240
Had you seen myID at other thread ?

>>243
(・∀・)grin grin
welcome♪
i saw yours at THE thread.

>>244
(・∀・)grin grin ？

>>245
it means "niya niya"...(maybe

Words　on top of words
Towering fortress of this inaction

>>240 Although a little, i was studying until now.
>>243 Oh,mitakoto arimasu

>>247 sorry, i can't understand what you say.

>>246
Oh!I see.

I am not good at English…the thread is ((・д・;))GAKUBURU ←？？？

This is the Internet which makes us tire,right?
>>250 You are sperior to me.(korede iinokana?)

((( ；゜Д゜)))trembling
tokakana...

but here is also the internet which improves our ability.

yes,that is why i come this thread.(koredeiinokana?)

Hey, I know that there are many incorrect English on the Internet
just like we use "2ch words".("u" means "you",etc..)
If someone is good at such broken English, please tell me!
(I think 紅　seems to know a lot..)

I am >>1

do you watching "HAKUSEN NAGASHI"?

yes i did

non

I am great teacher.

I am a great teacher.(dehanainoka?dottidemoiindakedo)

｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
I was scolded by ぽ...

more ga matigatteiru kamosirenai.
eraso nakoto itte gomennasai

I am a great timpo.

age

I　am　very　sad　because　I　looked　MOTOKARE,

>>265
I want detail.

woohaa!!
why E N G THREAD is going on this daigakuseiban!?!?!?
I have built ENG thread 2-3 month ago, but it was aborted only 1 week!

I'll HOSHU this thread!!!!

>>267
I supprt you.

Because I AM the >>1.

me too

you too ( オマエモナー）

Let's　make English-2ch-words.
(・∀・)grin grin
(・∀・）＜I watched 〜
you too

age

Now, i have no power to join in this thread...

>>265
I love HIROSUE!!
"why don't you BB?"

save Eng-thread!

I'm ll fool j , is there something problematic ?
（ll fool j ですが、何か？）

Let you gone!
(　逝ってよし！　）

Is the sentence of >>276 right in grammer?

Let yourself gone ,jane?

you may go(jadamekana?)

I've called for officer

>>267
I'll support you too.
I also have built thread named「$大学生英語$」,but was failed.

ah...I forget many English words
勉強しなきゃ。

I am a pen.

>>279
I think it may apply the meaning of guess. So it is not suitable.

（・∀・）good!
（・А・）bad!
(*´д｀*)yes..yes..!

Do you have some qualification?

>>283 ・・・souka

cheer（・∀・）up!

I beleaved >>279 is ぽ

It was correct

>>288 sonotoori.>>279ha watasi desu

So...
Are you trying to explain the phrase of " itteyoshi? "
I guess...

You shall have gone!!!

is Okay.

What do you think of it?

>>290
too long

more conpakuto ni siru

>>291
Damn !(逝ってよし）
It's simple.

>>292
I think it's too violent...
"itteyoshi" means more tender one.

ageashi bakkade sumaso.

>>293
don't mind

"itteyoshi" means more tender one.
I get lough.

>>291
Sorry.

I mean...

"itteyoshi" →　You shall have done!!

I have to study for a examination.
So I leave here for a while,but I'll be back surely.

Then, how about "moudamepo"?

>>296
awawa... I didnt said "res is too long" but " 'You sholl have done' is too complex"...
sorrysorrysorry


I propose "You have no need!"

how?

I'm at my limit..??

>>298
I gave up.

>>299
It is same as a phrase of " you are fired."

>>300
I propose "I gave uppo"

>>302
C'est bien.

I'm at a loss (もうだめぽ）

>>303
francaise!?

>>305
Pourquoi pas?
(Of cource!)

I just want to use it. Dont mind.

>>305 I think furansugo is not "francaise"but"francais".dottidemo iikoto(?)desuga
I'm back.
dareka imasuka?

I'm not here

hi

>>307
That's right!! I"m wrong.
I have to study french harder...
Thank you for your kindness!

>>310 moremo benkyousinakya.ganbarimasyou.

>>311
Do you?
Let's believe in our spring!!

I think that Ayaya is a jaw.

i wonder when my cherry boy life is over

>>314
never.

the perfect insider

Three days after Pearl Harbor, the Japanese demonstrated to the Royal Navy exactly
what happens to surface craft who stick their necks out without friendly aircover.
Britain's Force Z, centered on the battleshipPrince of Wales and the battlescruiser Repulse,
attempted to intercept the Japanese amphibious forces off of Malaya.
They were located by planes of several IJN air groups off the eastern coast of the peninsula,
and subjected to multiple attacks, the third of which left both capital ships sinking.
With their demise, the road to Singapore lay open.

>>317
Where should I read vertically??

>>318
no,no, i think we have to read it in bias.

Now Saving........................................................done.

What do you think "itteyoshi"→"Get you go!"?
i think >>290 is much good, but this phrase is easer to shout out.

I think "get you go" is good.
He's good sence enough to connect them.

Just bring it!!

>>324　Get you go!!

All your base belong to us.

What sports do you like?

>>326
I love soft tennis.
But it's minor...

Hey GUYS!

Do U know the words that >>325 says "All your base （are) belong to us"?
It's too funny thing!

if u don't know it yet, Let's ask teacher "Google!"↓
http://www.google.co.jp/search?num=100&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22all+your+base+are+belong+to+us%22&lr=

>>327　soudesuka.demo bukatu tokaha kekkou yatteruhito ooidesuyone.
tinamini I like soccer.sikasi mirudake de jissai nisurunoha nigate.

>>329
I like soccer with eyes, too.

But I hate baseball.

sorry for a turtle-like response...

>>285
i have the pre-1st grade of EIKEN and the 815 score of TOEIC.
>>326
i like table tennis to play and horse-racing to watch.
but i belong to a tennis club in university.

>>331 great.watasi no mokuhyou wo yoyuude koetemasu.
tikusyou,mokuhyou henkouda!!junikkyuu to 820 ten toruzo!!





kibisiina

>>332
Try(・∀・)hard!!

>>333 arigatou.
sonotameniha mazu game wo sukunakusinaitona.

Im sleepy...

>>335　Go to bed.

>>326
I like to ski.
I feel comfortable while skiing!　It's fun!

My favorite sports is typing in "2tyannneru".
This is very exciting sports!!

>>338 mukasi(syougakkou no koro) kekkou ittakedo saikin mattaku ittenaidesu.
>>339 I think it is not sports.

I'm good at musterbation.
It needs very strong hand power and much concentration.

>>341
i think it needs imagination, too.(lol

This thread can't go fallen while I'm living.

I'm always free.

>>344
you seems so sleepy...

ji@j@jjj

>>>346
face?

age

what a fuckin' waster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good night every body!!

Jpananese education didn't teach me real English..
Only juken-eigo..If I have to talk with foreign people,I will not be able to communicate..

I love her.
but she didn't talk to me.
I'm depressed. so I wanna die.

the same blue sky today !
where will i go ?
i want to feel wind .
but,only 200 yen in my path .
only riding don`t fill my desire !!

I think of her every night.
I am insomnia these days.
I want you to know I can't sleep anymore by the nights.

>>353
You can go everywhere.
Ride bike or motercycle.

i often wonder,where is the hiden funclub of ore!!!
onanies don`t fill my desire !!
noooooooooo!!!!

It is often to say " time is money."
However I cannot make me work to earn.
Why not?
Anybody can explain the reason!!!

>>265
Now, I also feel sad to watch MOTOKARE.

>>358
me too.

aa....how can i express my feeling in Engilsh?
i don't know the appropriate word to express this "Setsunasa".

Hey Jude! Don't make it bad....
Take a sad song and make it better...
And remember to let her into your heart
then you can start to make it better



sorry,I can't remeber more...

Hey Jude! Don't be afraid




sorry,I can't remeber more...

puugera

I hate myself and want to die

Im drinking a Heineken beer
So, Im flying

Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better.

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Hey, Jude! Don't let her down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Somewhere over the rainbow〜♪

way up high〜

I'd like to be under the sea in a octopus's garden in the shade♪

age masu yo

tell me.
what do you do today? do you go out side? do you do something cultural?
I just do masterbation and participate in 2ch. i am a junk.

mada 6jikan aru.

yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! hanshin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what? Hanshin Tigers get to Central-league CHAMPION?

>>374
YES.

>>371
Yesterday, I went to Nagoya for techno-party "FUSE", it was very nice,
but I really got tired so I got up late..I cant do anything..

today im going to study from 21:30 to 1:30.
mijikai jikan desuga syuutyuu site gannbarimasu.

>>376
I think it's not short.
Do you have some tests?

yes,zenki siken ga arimasu.

>>348
Fight!
Turn your pc off during your work!

↑>>378desuta...

>>380　Ｔhanks.ima dengen kirimasuyo・・・・

Hey,guys!!
fuck you!!!!!

minamikantoudaijisinnhasseiosorearichuuiseyovoke.
tokunitoukyoutokanagawanisunderugakuseihachuuisite.
mosijisingaokitaraorehadosakusanimagiretesukinakonikokuhakusuruze!

thank you.

>>382
maybe, me too, I will do that.

haa benkyou sihajimetanoha iimonono mattaku wakaranai.
totyuuganuketerukara ikenainndakedo.
mata 1 kara yarinaosuka・・・

why do not you speak in Engish?

>>382
I'm afraid it's hard to read your sentence...

It is true that speaking English is not easy and fearfull for making mistakes,
but I believe how matter your expression is wrong in grammar or spells,
speaking in Japanese in roman-characters is more difficult to read.

>>387 says truth.

優勝おめでとう

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西きょーじは？

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At last I didn't study hard today,but exam is about a week later.
In other words,I still have possibility of getting 単位.
So I'll do my best.

>>386>>387>>388
#I transfer 382 from Japanese to English.
#maybe my English is so poor(extremely in grammer) that sometime you can't understand...sorry..
#"I can speak English fluently" NA HITO NI, TENSAKU KIBONNU!!

Hey guys!fuck you!!!!!
watch your step!!(w
maybe today or tomorrow,we may have the earthquake in southern KANTO area.
Students who live in TOKYO and KANAGAWA should be careful to the earthquake.

Once the earthquake comes,I would go and say "..I love you" to my friend that I've ever loved!

guys,don't cost your days to foolish things.
there is a possibility that you would die in the bed tomorrow morning.
t
hank you for your read.

keep

>>394
me too!

C'est la celection de la honorable.

Oh,I remembered that I have to study French.
Because I didn't study French during summer vacation.

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age

Is this the fuckin' thread motherfuckers are chattering?
give me a fuckin' break, bitch.

>>402
dirty word chuu hake-nn

naze hutuuno hanasi ga dekinaino?

Because,　this　is　2ch..

Always when i saw a man who wants to use 4letter words, I feel pity for him.

>>406
Can I ask you what the 4letter words are?

>>407
fuck suck damn or something, of cource including such words pussy bitch and so on.
These are colled 4 letter words.

It is Mr. Wada's first trial.
Is there any person who heard someone? Please report.

>>408
Thank you for your kindness.
I could find it as four-letter-word in my dictionary.

age

This is a good thread.

>>412
I　think you are a student of WasedaUniv..?
I saw you the site of UD ,waseda@campus.
I'm a member of shizudai.net@campus.
Now, we are no.1 team @campus.
We never hand over...fefefefe...

>>413　I don't know such a Univ.I don't know.

(・∀・)grin grin

I'm sure that you all watch "YONIMO Strange Stories", because we are univ. students!!

>>415
yes. I'll watch it. I'm waiting for its on air.
after 20minutes, it'll start.


and i'm waiting for returning mail too...

>>415 ima omoidasite channel wo kaeta tokorodesuyo.

>>416
you should wait matarly watching it...

>>415
I couldn't have noticed what the "YONIMO Strange Stories" is.
I'm sure that it is Tamori's!!

"matarly"... I don't know that word.i have 70 of english power.(hensachi?) so i looked for it in a dictionary.
At last I find out! "mata-ri" KAYO!

oh! YSS starts soon!! and I got a mail which I had waited. come━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!

>>419
that's right♪
let's watch it together.

>>420
i'm glad for you to notice the neta and receive the mail you wanted to come.
matarly is an adverb that is derived from the wrod "matari".

I wacth it and study for exam.
Oh,hajimatta.

>>421
You are great!!
Now we got a new word 'matarly.'
Let's spread it all over the world!!!

>>421
You are good at english, aren't you?
"ly"can change a word (noun) to an adverb.

Y.S.S. now really comi━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ng !!

I am often a drunkard these days, now too.
ahyahyahyahyahyahyahyahyahya...
I'm happy so wanna die...

>>423　Sounds great!Let's spread it matarly.
>>424 I know that once 紅 said "I'm not good at English."(nanka tyotto matigatteru kigasuru kedo maiika)

>>426
thx. but I'm poor at it too.

ah. minimoni jankenpyn. (this is meaningless.)

Ｉam NOVA.

uooo,sadaharu's mother no eye ha kowai.

I'm happy that everyone took to the word...

>>426
you know, my English ability is like >>331
but i can't remember saying like that.

>>430 u-n,dokokade kiita kiga sitandesukedo・・・motiron more kara mireba sugoidesuyo.
sonkei sitemasuyo.

Oh, I can see myself....

I can see myself too,but it is natural.
tokorode korette gensaku attandesune.

I like the last one best...

The last is Good and sad story.
I'm afraid of happenig it. nuclear weapon can destroy all of us.

I have forgetten to watch YONIMO.
I notice just now that it was on TV today.






nervesdead

>>436
L I V E !
You can watch it, if you use Winny.
But I can't recommend an amateur it.

Here is a good English thread.

Ｉ　think this is a good thread.

September I'll remember
A love once new has now grown old

How come do you think so?
WHen I said to you that I am for you only?
I've never pretend to love you, I mean I'm not your friend, but a friend of yours.

If my culculation I belive is correct, There is no posibility of miracles occuring.

I want to get 単位.

I　decide to entrance into a English school in this autumn.
Maybe, I will write this thread furuently next spring.

Maybe.Maybe..Maybe.....

>>444　he-ganbare

・・・

I am a pen.

>>445

Thanks!

you are a pen.
is it grammatical?

>>444
If you want it, you can get it.
Having a lesson makes you do effort to study English at the school.
Good luck!!!

>>447　Itumo Z desu.

"（`く_,`　）"　is my faborite trademark.
It is sacred.
It is strong.
It is beautiful.

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>>453
Fuck you!

>>450
Yes.
As long as I enter the school I must effort.
I think.As a college student,I dont have English capability.

Thank you!

Bonsoir,
Parlon la Francais avec moi, non?

>>465
Si!!!

>>457
O mon ami!
Tu vas bien?
Quel est ta deuxier parol a ton universite?

Quel est ta deuxier parol a ton universite?×

Quel est ton deuxier parol a ton universite?○

>>458,459
> deuxier
???

>>458
Oui, j'ai une lecon de la francais.

o pardon.

deuxier×
deuxieme○

>>462
merci bien

>>461
Je suis etudiant en la literature francaise.

Je veu etre un homme qui parle la Francais bien.
Mais mon unit de ca temp est .........





nerf mourir

>>464
I read English literature first in my univ.
I've got two classes of french language and literature.
So, as a matter of fact, I'm not so good at French.

>>466
I am so sorry.
I just want to talk in French.








mourir nerfeuxだな。

這是国際因特網。

Here is an international Internet, isn't in?

Je ne peux parler pas francais.(atteirunoka?)
I can't speak English well.(masite francais nado naosarada.)
Bonne nuit.

age

I like alcoholic drink alone.
A shot of Scotch gives me pleasure.
However second one robs me of my sense.
And more, then I lost all of me.
I mean drinking is Okay,
and you have to know keeping yourself is very important.

Oppai scotch

Sorry,472 is a miss

age

I have an appointment to have a meeting in my home country.
It takes 5 hours there by a car, both ways, 10 hours!!!

Gasshuku will start tomorrow

>>476
It sounds great!!
What kind of activity do you have?
Anyway, have fun!!!

>>477
i belong to a kind of sports club

hosyu

それは私の人生で最悪の経験でした。
この前家族と動物番組を見ていました。しばらくすると特集のコーナーが始まり、その回のテーマはなんとかモンキーでした。
妹が「どんなサルかな？ちっちゃいカワイイサルがいいな」と言いました。しかし画面に映ったのはニホンザルのような大きなサル。妹はがっかりしてテレビを見ていました。
画面の中ではサル２匹が喧嘩をしています。よくある光景でしたが、次の瞬間それは起こりました。
なんとそのサルがお互いの生殖器をくわえ合ったのです。家族全員が沈黙しました。
どうやらそれがそのサルたちのコミュニケーション手段らしく、ナレーションが何度も卑猥な言葉を連呼しました。
それだけですめばよかったのですが、ついで交尾の映像も流しだしました。遺伝情報が人間に酷似しているサルの交尾シーンをです。
気まずい空気がお茶の間に満たされます。交尾シーンは１回だけではなく、２回３回と何度も流されました。
そして最後に想像を絶する映像がブラウン管を通して表れたのです。
それは行為を終えた後の、硬くいきり立った男性器と射精された精子。そして自分のそれを舐めとるサルの姿でした。
ナレーションでこの行為は貴重な蛋白源を無駄にしないため、との説明がありましたが、そんなものは誰も聞いていません。
そこでまとめに入り特集は終わりましたが、場の空気は固まり、動かないままでした。
そのあと始まった、大きく飛び跳ねすばやく走るワニの映像のおかげで空気は和みましたが、きっとみんなの心の中ではサルが渦巻いていたに違いありません。
テレビを見ていてこれほど公開したことは今までありませんでしたし、これからもないでしょう。
これは私の人生で最悪の経験でした

o o o o o o
School is about to start...
nerves

>>481
Don't mind.
All you have to do is walk, sit, sleep and write a little bit.

Ummm, it became rapidly cold..
Guys, be careful not to get flu..

It's really cold, very cold!!!
I am to drink a shot of Scotch before taking bath.
I'm not so busy tomorrow, I will take my time in bathtub...

This thread is pretty interesting.
Hope this thread will live long.

>>485
So, why don't you age?

>>486
Sorry, just made a mistake.
Good night, people!

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　　　　 r‐ ､ ／　く　　ヽ　/ r ､｣ |-ヽ/|　　　|　Don't say nothing
.　　　　 ＼　 b⌒)ﾉ　 ハ | ｢く |,　 ヽ ヽ　　　＼　I just want to see you work it
　　　　　　 | r',.､ゞ､ ノ 二i⌒ く　它　ｒナ　　 ノへ、
　　　　　　ﾉ ｆ｣ソ､ ヽ三三| 人　`ー､ ┴ｧ
　　　　　｢　　 ｆ:　 T三シ　|　　　　 ヽヽ/
　　　　　!　/／　　.Y　　 /| ヽハ　　　|
　　　　/　/'　　　　 ＼ /三| 　∧ ∧ ﾉ
.　　　/　/　　　　　　　ヽ.三|　|ﾆ|＼
　　 /　/　　　　　　　　　 ｀ ∨ｷ| ヽ |ヽ、
.　 /　/　　　　　　　　　　　　　　｀ヽ/三|
　 | ／　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,.ｲ三/
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,.ｲ　/／
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ｢/,. ∨
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 | f |
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 `ｰ'

you are me.
I am you.

but he is not us.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣ヽ　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　/　　　　　　　　　　　　ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　:　│__________________________│---
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　│ﾐﾐ　''''''''''''　　''''''''''''　│
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　│ﾐﾐ::　　●　　　●　　　　　│　　　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　（　|:::　　　　　　　　　　　　|　）　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　│　　　　/　　　　ヽ　　ｿ 　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　|丶　　/::┏━┓　ヽ　|　　　 ＜ 　I'm Ladies Love Cool James. you all you all
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　 |:　　　　┃-　┃　　　;　　 　 　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＿-‐'￣|＼ 　　　　　／　　`ｰ―-､＿＿
　　　　　　　　　　　　 ／~⌒~￣|　　, -‐'＼ ` - ー '/　　＼　　　 '　　　 ￣＼
　　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　|　`ｰ―-､ヽ　　　ノ　-―'~￣　､　　　　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　　　/　　　　　　 ／　　　　　 `ｰV -‐'￣　　　　　 ヽ　　　　　　　　 |
　　　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ||　　　　　　　　　　＼ 　 　 　 　 　 |
　　　　　　　　　 |　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|`､
　　　　　　　　／`-､　　　/　　　　　　　　 　 ヽ||／　　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　 ー､＿ノ　＼
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　　　､　　　　○　　　　　 ||/　　　　○ 　　　　　|／　　　　　　＼　＼
　　　　　　 /　 　　　　　　V　　　　　　　 ＼.　||　　　　　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　｜ ｜
　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　　　　　　　ヽ/ヽ､　　　　　　　　　 人　　　　　　　　　 |　 |
　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　/　＼､＿　　　　 ／　　＼　　　　　　　／　 ヽ　　　　　　　　 |　 |
　　　　　 /　　　　　　　ノ　／　　　￣`ｰｰ'　　 l　　､￣`ｰｰ-ー'　　　 ∧　　　　　　　

I am a penis.

>>all
I would like to ask you all how you study English.
I want better learning.

" Reading," " wrinting," ithey're okay.
But, if you tell us its detail, I am happy!!!
For example, " reading newspaper everyday," or so.

>>492
i read the textbook of English class for every week's lessons in advance.
that's all.(lol

>>493
It is just like a short speech.
It's really good for you to have experience to read every week.
Do you practice at your home?

i didn't mean that i read aloud a textbook.
i just prepare for every week's lessons...

i usually study at univ.'s library.
i think endevors for entrance exam. has improved my English ability.

oh,I am surprisin to see this thread as this is still alive

English study?? This thread only..

>>440
S&G?

tea umaa

500get!

Ladies and gentlmen

My name is Cliff ゛Elbis" Wolcott

I'll be your pilot today

Federal regulation designate this a ゛non-smoking Black Hawk helicopter"

Nowadays my computer works all day long
how about U?

　　　　　／￣⌒⌒ヽ
　 　 　 | ／￣￣￣ヽ
　 　 　 | |　　 ／ 　＼|　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　.| |　　　 ´　｀　|
　　 　 (6　　　　つ　/　　　
　　　　.| 　　/ ／⌒⌒ヽ 　Do you have a dicyionary?
　 　 　 |　　　 ＼　￣ ノ
　　　　 |　　　　　/￣

>>502
Staying my home I keep on my PC standing.

>>503
Are you talking about a dictionary?
Yes, I have more than 10.

What a funny thing's goin' on here!
Everyone, don't be so "try-hards"! Ha-ha

Oh! shit! did you see that!?

chief we got unarmed sivilians shot down here at nine o'clock!

I got it Matt but I do'nt think we can touch this!

味噌汁にダイブするラッシャー板前

El no es possible.

Oh ! I discovered this thread now.
This thread is relatively interesting.
But,it's pitty for me that I don't have enough skill of English,
so I can't comunicate with you .
So,I want to be one of read only menber.
Do you allow me to be it?

>>510
Probably, most of us are not good at English.

>>509
hey you, do not be afraid.
Our level of English is this; I am a pen.
Join us.

>>510
(・∀・)人(・∀・)comrade!

age

I get a promise with pritty girl which we go to miceland together!!!!!!!!!!!


It is first time to go there with girl.(´Д⊂)happy

>>514
Congratulations!

>>515
thnks a lot!

【素人顔見せ】【尿道＆肛門丸見え！】【トイレ盗撮アリ！】【１０人分！】
http://www.omorashi.net/shop/
なんと１０人分のおしっこ、盗撮、おもらしシーンを豪華に１２０分収録！！
女のコ全員が顔見せで恥ずかしすぎる排泄シーンを無修正でトコトンじっくり
お見せします！女子大生から、元レースクイーン、美人若奥さんまですごい！

>>516
go to the HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
youre not myfriend

>>518
hey you calm down.
Please admit.
My ugly face had not be able to allow me that I get a girl in whole my life.

I think this time is last chanse.
I do my best.

>>519 Omedetou. Bonne chance. ganbatte.

>>520
merci baucoup.

zxmE25zL no English mechakuchayana
spell machigaimakuri yawa

>>519
Anyways, congratulations to you.
Hope you will spend a nice time with her.

age

I don't want to tell my ages.

>>525 Why?

age

>>1よ。
このスレの>>1よ。
駄スレを立てた>>1よ。
そう、お前だ。
今でも毎日このスレをチェックしているだろうか？
流石に見ていないよな。それはこのスレの下がりっぷりを見れば分かる。

現在、このスレは一覧の最下段にある。あと一人、
・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・　・
たった一人、おまえのように駄スレを立てる奴がいるだけでdat落ちする。
人間で言えば虫の息ってやつだ。気になるか？ならんよな。

初めてスレを立てたとき、掲示板に書き込んだときのことを、お前は憶えているか？
言いたいことは解るな。まさに今、お前の一部は死に往こうとしている。
それは駄スレを立てたお前自身の責任であり、罰だ。

正直、今だから言うが、このスレの>>7と>>11は俺だ。>>100のキリ番は今更ながら地味に嬉しかった。
他にもいくつか書いたし、自作自演もした（番号は勘弁してくれよ）。
ここまで伸びたってことは、俺よりも大切に見守ってきた他の参加者もいたに相違ない。

何がいけなかったのだろう？粘着を相手にしたこと？議論のループ？
違うな…もうこのスレは寿命だったんだ。ネタ切れってやつ。

もし、このスレを倉庫で見つけて、今読んでいる君がいたら憶えていてくれ。
パート10まで続き、各所で紹介される名スレがある一方、
志半ばで堕ちるこの>>1のようなスレが山のようにあることを。そして、君は名スレを育ててく欲しい。

さぁ、時間だ。最後の記念カキコ(sage)を送ろう。

クソスレ立てるなッ！>>1……ッ！！

I want to speak.

>>528
English please.

>>529
I dont wanna speak.

age

I pray this thread grows more

I pray my timpo grows more..and I play..

>>533
You kidding (lol

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　 　 　 | ／￣￣￣ヽ
　 　 　 | |　　 ／ 　＼|　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　.| |　　　 ´　｀　|
　　 　 (6　　　　つ　/　　　
　　　　.| 　　/ ／⌒⌒ヽ 　ウンコしたいんだったら、草むらで隠れてやれYO!
　 　 　 |　　　 ＼　￣ ノ
　　　　 |　　　　　/￣

　　／￣⌒⌒ヽ
　 　 　 | ／￣￣￣ヽ
　 　 　 | |　　 ／ 　＼|　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　.| |　　　 ´　｀　|
　　 　 (6　　　　つ　/　　　
　　　　.| 　　/ ／⌒⌒ヽ 　When nature calls you , you hide and shit in the bush !
　 　 　 |　　　 ＼　￣ ノ
　　　　 |　　　　　/￣

>>532,533
you sould play more...(lol

by the way
when will your school start?

>>538
tomorrow..today is the last day..
oh,,if tomorrow was yesterday,,,how wonderful my life would be...

Ich lerne gern Deutsch.

　　　　　／￣⌒⌒ヽ
　 　 　 | ／￣￣￣ヽ
　 　 　 | |　　 ／ 　＼|　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　.| |　　　 ´　｀　|
　　 　 (6　　　　つ　/　　　
　　　　.| 　　/ ／⌒⌒ヽ 　うぉおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおぉぉぉぉおおお
　 　 　 |　　　 ＼　￣ ノ
　　　　 |　　　　　/￣

ディスイズナイススレッド

The thread is not always good　one.
How about this?

Today is going be the day that the world will
throw it back to you.

Can anyone explain what "wonderwall" means? Oasis used to be
one of my favorite rock bands, but I never caught their lyrics.

>>444
not furuently,
fluently!

if my memory is correct...

GO TO HELL B●SH!!
YOU ARE TOO FOOLISH TO GOVERN United States!!
I HATE YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!

>>547
Calm down, koizumi...

save

Ass hole BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>550
What's up to you?

>>551
Go away, the fucking French!

yankee go home!!!!!

Destrooooooyyy!!!!

kimoi

age

age

the fact that this thread has survived by now surprised me a lot!

２５歳。
去年まで金無し君だったけど、オンラインカジノとパチンコで
二年で３５０万貯めた。一度やってみなよ。
初回のみだけど、１ドル以上のチップを買えば３０ドル（４０００円くらい）貰える。
もらうだけもらってプレイせずに換金することもできるし、ルーレットで赤か黒に
思い切って賭けてしまえば５０パーセントで二倍になる。
金なきゃオフラインでゲームすればいいだけ。暇つぶしになる。
ビデオポーカーとかスロとか色々あるのでマジでお勧め。
http://www.casinoglamour.com/~14ts/japanese/

>>558 me too.

Are you students?
Too many mistakes here.
Study much harder if you really are!

Because my majer is franch litrature. And my secand foreign language is Spanish.
So it is natural I am not good at English.

The aim of English education in Japan is to get a high score on paper,
not to get communication with foreign people.

>>563
I guess so,
But a student who don't study (English) is NOT a student.


... age

Need
Onanism
Tonight

Oh! How dirty >>563 is!

Hi,ciao,everybody.
How are you?

By the way,how TOEIC or TOFEL is different?
Would you tell me?

>>1-566
Go to hell.

Goodnight,everyone☆

＞>>567
Oh no!

>>567
Except "(`く_,`　)".

Good,night.

>>267
Die!

Have you all seen a movie named Ghost World?

No, I've not.

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　　　　 ／∵∴∵∴＼
　　　 /∵∴／∴∵＼＼
　　　/∵∴<・>∴∴.<・>|
　　　|∵∵∵／ ●＼∵|
　　　|∵∵ /三　|　三|　|　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　|∵∵ |＼＿|＿／| |　＜HERE WE ARE NOWHERE,NOWHERE LEFT TO GO
　　　 ＼∵ |　＼__ノ　.|／　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　／　＼|＿＿＿／＼
　　│ ∴∵━━○━∴│

It's a nightmare.

>>566
A TOEIC test is an English capacity test of the people
which do not use English as a native language
and spread most in the world which measures the English
capability needed in an office.
　TOEFL is not understood well,sorry

"(`く_,`　)" is stand for "Mighty", "Beautiful" and "∞".

>>577
Ｉ cannot understand what you have said

You don't have to understand what I said.

>>577=579
Communication broke down.
If you are man, you have to effort to get your idea to the others.

>>580
Sorry. Sorry.

>>576

OK...ok ok ok.
Thank you,M.r PK!

Today, going to English school,I looked the TOEIC test panflet,I wonder how different between TOFEL and TOEIC.
According to the panflet,many campany of Japan have intoroduced the test of adoption.

Do you study something to TOEIC?

>>580

Sorry,I dont know.

I'm prime minister.

>>582
I have not studied TOEIC test yet, either.
Since there is also listening,
an appropriate measure seems to be required.
I will do my best in comfort！

>>584
I'll kill you.

>>586
I'll kill you,too.

This thread is so crazy.

>>585
ah......My listeningtest isteningtest is so week....
I will do my best of studying English too.

THANKS!

XBOX is shit.

>>590
So, what is your favorite hardware?

Playstation２　(but many, many fucking softs are there)
Game Cube　(some titles are good, however, expensive)

itiou age

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　/　　　LL COOL J　　　　ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　:　│__________________________│---
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　│ﾐﾐ　''''''''''''　　''''''''''''　│
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　（　|:::　　　　　　　　　　　　|　）　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　│　　　　/　　　　ヽ　　ｿ 　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　|丶　　/::┏━┓　ヽ　|　　　 ＜ 　Good morning
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　 |:　　　　┃-　┃　　　;　　 　 　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＿-‐'￣|＼ 　　　　　／　　`ｰ―-､＿＿
　　　　　　　　　　　　 ／~⌒~￣|　　, -‐'＼ ` - ー '/　　＼　　　 '　　　 ￣＼
　　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　|　`ｰ―-､ヽ　　　ノ　-―'~￣　､　　　　　　　＼
　　　　　　　　　　/　　　　　　 ／　　　　　 `ｰV -‐'￣　　　　　 ヽ　　　　　　　　 |
　　　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ||　　　　　　　　　　＼ 　 　 　 　 　 |
　　　　　　　　　 |　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　||　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|`､
　　　　　　　　／`-､　　　/　　　　　　　　 　 ヽ||／　　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　 ー､＿ノ　＼
　　　　　　　/ 　　　　　　､　　　　○　　　　　 ||/　　　　○ 　　　　　|／　　　　　　＼　＼
　　　　　　 /　 　　　　　　V　　　　　　　 ＼.　||　　　　　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　｜ ｜
　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　　　　　　　ヽ/ヽ､　　　　　　　　　 人　　　　　　　　　 |　 |
　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　/　＼､＿　　　　 ／　　＼　　　　　　　／　 ヽ　　　　　　　　 |　 |
　　　　　 /　　　　　　　ノ　／　　　￣`ｰｰ'　　 l　　､￣`ｰｰ-ー'　　　 ∧　　　　　　　

Good morning, sir.

>>594
Die with a fucking blade of Leon!!!

Don't use such a fucking big AA on this thread!!!

I like "Shawshank Redemption".

I need your help by positive touch by vibes of piece love.

>>598
nyanyanyannna〜

600!

Today, I came on.
I realized the fact that I think therefore I am.

>>601　Sorry,Ｉ don't get you.
I'm sorry this thread・・・ie nandemo naidesu.

Ok, I say instead 601.

He just wants to say the Descartes.

aaaa,souiukotodesuka.

>>601
No. We all have no reason on this earth.
Born therefore living. This is matter of course.

I love 'D' University's statement "Live to learn, learn to live".
It implies "Drink to vomit, vomit to drink".

All we have to do is Drink Well.
To vomit, to eat, to drink again, and to live.

Have a good die.

　　　　　　　 ＿＿＿＿__
　　　　 ヾ／::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヾヽ
　　　　　ｉ:::::::::（（（（（（（（（⌒);) 　　　湿度の高いジメジメとした熱帯夜の中
　 　　 　|:::::::/ 　　　　　　　.iﾉ 　　　 >>1はおもむろにパンツの中から
　 　　 　|::::/　　　　ヘ　　/ |　　　 　己のイチモツを取り出した！
　　　　,⊥|:|----（＝・)-(=・)　　　　 まだ、実戦経験がないためか？
　　　　l 　!:;　∪　 ⌒´⊃｀ | 　 　 　 亀頭の色彩は綺麗なサーモンピンクだ
　　　　ゝ_┃ 　　　　´__＿/
　 　　 　 |┗━⊃<二二ｙ' 　 　 　　　 ハードディスクの７割を占めようかという
　　　　 　|　　 ＼＿二／　　　　　　　 ロリ画像の数々……
　　　　／ト、　　　／７:`ヽ､_ 　　　　　 さぁ今日のオカズは何だ？
　　／::::::::|　~''x‐''''~~　/::::::::::::::`ー　　 洋物か？あるいは国産か！？
／::::::::::::::::| ,,イ;;;;>､　/::::::::::::::::::::::::::　　 少女のまだ未発達の肉体が
::::::::::::::::::::::|　/:::::|　/:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::　　鬼畜な>>1のリビドーを刺激する！

人差し指と親指で作ったイチモツへのエンゲージリングを
己のペースで……まるで太鼓を叩く猿のオモチャのような激しい上下の反復運動

ああーーーーと！ここでアクシデント発生だぁーーーーー！！！
なんとティッシュボックスの中が空っぽだ！！
>>1の亀頭から無色透明な先走り汁が溢れ出す！
んっ！？……まさか、まさかっ！そのまま出すのかーー！？
この男は、たった一瞬の快楽のためにそこまでのリスクを犯すのか？

ああっと>>1はどうやら覚悟を決めたようだ、その表情は心なしか落ち着いている
自分の運命を覚悟した神風特攻隊のような清々しい漢（おとこ）の顔だ
あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛っと！！！！！！
滑らかな放物線を描き母と父から受け継いだ濃厚なザーメンが
>>1のキーボードとディスプレイを直撃するーーーーーーーーーーーっ！！！

>>606

　　　 ∩
　　　 ( ⌒)　 　　　∩_ _
　　　/,. ﾉ　　　　　 i　.,,E）
　　./　/"　　　　　 /　/"
　 ./　/ _、_　　 ／ ノ'
　/　/　,_ﾉ` ）／ ／
（　　　　　　 ／　　good job!
　ヽ　　　 　|
　　＼　　　　＼

>>607j
just a copy&paste

Go away someone bitch's bastard

Ok, I say instead 609.

He just wants to say the dirty words.

aa,souiukotodesuka.

>>611
Are you ぽ?

I feel like visiting to Germany　for the moment.Is there anyone intends to visiting
foreign countries?I will visit Hongkong next month.But to tell the truth
,I wouldn't like to….

nullpo

?Por que hablan ustedes en Espanol?

>>612 No.

This thread sometimes shifts ' foreign language thread ' from English thread.
Its movement must be natural.
Almost all the Japanese cannot find the difference between English
and other language which uses alphabet letters.

So, what?

Nanka yoku wakannaikedo,
kakikonde mimasita.
Yomuno mendoudakara,
atode yomimatsu.

>>618
I advise you to write down in English.
Written in English is easy to read than written in Romaji.

>>1-619
Your lives are shit.

>>617
この糸は時々変わります'外国語糸'英語の糸から。
その移動は自然であるに違いありません。
ほとんどすべての日本人は、英語間の違いを見つけることができません。
またアルファベット文字を使用する他の言語。

何(したがって
>>619
私は、英語で書き留めるようにあなたに助言します。
英語で書かれた、ローマ字体の中で書かれたより読むのが簡単である

>>621
Are you fool?

>>622
I think >>621 had done copy and paste my writing onto the web page of translation.

Why am I foolish?
Please teach me your reason.
There is no right by which it is said to you in my thing that it is foolish.

All I need is love. OK?

>>625
True!

>> 625
Are you hungry for love?

I feel thirsty of love.

Oh,sorry.
You are not foolish.To my regret, foolish is my dick and this silly son can't be controled.
To make matters worse, this son makes me sell my GAME CUBE and he rob me of the money which I get out of selling my GAME CUBE.
Eventually, he goes to the soap land , using my money….

>>629
Your ID !!!
Really cool!!!

No one makes children in campus life except fucking scatolo eater.

Thank you！
In other thread, I was told so. (laugh

>>631
Get to the point, fucking dead !!
Are you kity ?

Hey!
Aere you woke up now?

>>634
Of course, yes!!!

I dont want to go there.................

>>636
So, you can stay here all night long.

Today, I neglected a class.
I am sorry.
I am tired of reading all sure.
I want to graduate more ”２ｃｈ” early than that.

>>638
You mean you were absent?

I, am a student, decided to leave here, this board.
Before it, I'd like to go to KFC and get some pieces of chicken!!!!
Bye, see you later!!!

Im chicken.

>>641
For real ?
Well, why don't you come with me ?
I'm also chiclen, so I'm to drive through the shop.
No one else, no fear, no noise and no need to stand alone.

calm down.

pound rice cake.(smack

>>629
I have no idea why your ID is cool.
Tell me.

I don't feel like study.
But I wanna eat something elicious.
Chinese noodle, bitter dry curry, for example.
Neither books nor words cannot fill people's stomach.

>>646
but books and words can grow our mind..
foods never tell us how to live.

OK, Change your words.

All we need is LOVE. No?

>>648
NO.
I thik all we have to do is eat.
We have only to drink ale and eat deliciouses.

What is important in life is not know how to live.
But to live itself.

You know famous WORDS "I thiik therefore I am".
This truely means "Eat therefore I am".

People never can eacape from thi king about foods.
We cannot live without eating and drinking.

and fucking.

>>650 said a good thing !!!

Sleep with his wife

>>649
you learn French or Spanish, No?

>>653
Oui.
Je chose Francais.
"Nous tout doivent manger".

'Le ciel' is a wonderful song performed by Malice Mizer.

O, j'etudie la literature francaise.
Votre grammer d'anglais est comme Francais.

OK, back to the English.

I love you.

>>656
I have no fucking idea what the hell your trying to say, but I luv ya too!!

>>657
You, crazy mocking!!




"Love doesn't walk to us by themselves",

>>657
So sorry, dick head bitch. I've never talked to you fuckin wanker.
Stick your fuckin finger in stinky asshole.

Nowadays, my thing seldom sticks.
I have no love in this life.
But it's OK.
Life is so simple...

It got tired violently on the first today also.

Although it is only the round trip of a school and a house,
it is the thought which dies every day.

Why is every day so melancholy?

I do not understand the meaning in which I am alive.

we alive. It has in itself the reason that we alive.

I've sent no violence in my diction, but people took something false by
granted. I'm a messenger of love, and love is the sole theme of my
existence. To be or not to be, that makes no difference. All what matters
is if love is in the heart of thyself.

Ok I change your words.

All we need is LOVE. Ok?

>>663
Bingo, you've got it!! ♪All we need is loveー

Love in custody, love is gracious.

All we need is POWER, which make things change everyways.

>>666
In a way, I'll have to take your words for granted, but don't forget that even the
strongest dictator, say Alexandar the Great, fell in love with a luxurious being.
Alexander the Great created a trembling empire, but historians agree with the
fact that it was his wife that gave all the composed orders to the czar.

>>666
OK.
I appreciate your opinion.
It's majestic god bress true.
BOYS goes bad and corrupt without his GIRL.

......

×>>666
◎>>667

sorry

>>667
you man. Your words are like text book one,
Speak more plainly.

This thread is not the theatre you show your knowledge.

The world, this REALITY is NOT a theatre.
Like or not, we are restricted live in this LIFE.

"I've resembled this idea of faction, a revealing fact that this world
is allocated with tons of misleading fortunes." Terry Bogard

"I represent Japan, as the first among equals." Junichiro Koizumi

Are you understand？

>>674
I have no idea in what you are trying to say.

Oh take me far away
and say that I can be your girl
then again and again
take my everything my laughter joys and tears and sorrows
Do you feel me Baby?
I'm still longin' here for your toch
and now I sing this song for you

Good morning・・・＿|￣|○.

People in this thread say "When in Rome, do as the Romans do"．．．

Good evening ,everyone.
I'm feeling sleepy.
I watched the TV program of K-1 gramprix.
It was very stupid.

Romeo must die

>>680
Jet Lee?
I like him, so I went to a theater and watched HERO 2 month ago.

I like Jet Lee too, and I love Chang Zee Yee.

"The Green Destiny" is fun, but
"When tthe First Love arrive" is very very boring.

ΣΣ(°д°;）
てｓｔ

Σ(ﾟдﾟlll)

Today, I am a hikky, not a hicky.
I mean I did not go out today.
I have no money in my wallet and I felt dull...
Now, as I have just caught a call from my girl,
all the bad feelings went away.

I'll go out !!!

>>685
die

>>686
You shall die !!!

love & piece please

>>688
Do you want to say " Love & Peace ," right ?

fuck!!

　　　　　　　　　　Calm down

One day, I saw a girl with long straight hairand cute eyes.
She put on nothing but a bit perfume, which was, I think, Moon-Flower.
I fell in love with her.


Now she is beside me...

>>692
It's just a story in your brain.
What I mean, I guess it's your imagination, right?

>>692
In your dreams.

>>693,694
That's right !!
>>692 was a tale that jumped up to my mind.

Like what was the day I told my affair to her.
I was just a member of a thread and she was also.
Her wring interested me very much.
Her way of thought is just like me.
Love, sex, life, shopping, cinema, fragrance and so on...

One night, late night, no body was awaken except her and me.
I suggested to move to another thread and talk alone.
I chose a thread and invite her.
There I left my acount of MSN Messenger.

2 hours later, indeed too long I felt as forever, she knocked on me.
We talked about our thread, hobby, love...

" Do you love your boy friend ?"
" I don't know... But we are going to break our relationship. "
" Right ? Why ?"
" Because of his business. He will go far away and cannot meet me."
" Hummm... Well, I will love you !! You must be satisfied on a bed with me."
" O.K. When I saw your writing, I was inspired that I would make love with you. I'm insane ?"
" For real?"

Then, we exchanged our telephone number to each other.
And our new life started...

Die you dog's sit.

(･∀･)ﾉθ

Hey you!!
Please drink it and be calm down!!

700

>>699
What's θ?

FUCK !!!!

Arriving the classroom, nobody there.
Yes, today's class was put off onto next Tuesday...

>702
I've done that before too...
It sure made me frustrating.
I appreciate your feelings.

>>701
It's a medicine.

Take a medicine.

Which way do you watch movie, in Japanese or in its language ?

I feel my ability of

oh, mistake..sorry..

I feel my ability of English is declining.
I should buy some texts and study more..

>>707
You will improve

I don't wanna close my eyes

Open your eyes
φ's

>>709
Where is your Queen ?

I mean English is inferior to French. Because The grammer of English is loose and
undefinit. French is the best. French is a language of Gods.

Ilove you, umi....

Nanndakanndade nihonngoga suki.

>>714
Hard to read, write in Enflish !!!

E n f l i s h

>>716
Yeah, I had to read it again after writing....

Why won't it go more and heavier, this Earthquake?

I can't do sex still now.

I think it is better for me to be an eunach.

Your thing cannot still or stick?>>719
I think you have better to drink some Oyaji Drinks.

My son can be a big tree. But there is no one who do it with me........

How long's your jr?

>>722
oh actually it's not so big.
when it is in the time most cherfull, it is around 16cm or less.
usualy it doesnt reach 10cm.

I'm very very afraid of becoming social-person.
I'm not good at communication even in Japanese,so I don't have so many friends..
(I'm fearful of seeing or talking other person.)
of course no girlfriend..If I become a　social-person ,I will have to debate many times ...

And these days,I'm anxious because I have a class which I should make short English speech about
Japanese culture ,2 or 3 times in front of other students ..it is hard for me even in Japanese...

I think make money is more relax for me than continue schoollife.

Because CollegeLife without any girlfriends is no less than boring.
Let alone have little money.

However this feeling of freedom is very very precious.
Actually, I have no money, but have a lot of time.
I love training, swimming, and going trip or touring.
I can spend everyday for hobby now. This is extraordinary exciting.
So I wanna spend one more year if possible.

In short;
CollegeLife with girlfriends is the best. But LOVE is NOT the ALL.
Making money as a coompany man makes you HAPPY. But TIME is more PRECIOUS.

Therefore
Enjoy your collegelife remain, and make the best of your day.

I am young!

drinking beer in midnight is really delisious, don't you think?

i'll eat midorino-tanuki.

OK, then I will eat red-fox!

I'm tremendously sleepy, but I have class placed in the first block.
Should I sleep and skip class, or should I go. This is a serious problem.

>>729
You don't have to go 1 class.
Have a good sleep..

I can make it. I'm sure to make it in love with all the womem (only the beatiful or cute)
Because I'm cool handsome and intelligent.
All the women all over the world will fall in love with me,
and down on me.
Finally,I'm going to have all the sexes with all the women.(only the beatiful or cute)
I say many many times!「Because I'm a cool handsome and intelligent guy.」
Do you wannna me to repeat ↑ ? What? you don't want it? hahaha!! You may as well think so.
Ouch! It's time to fall asleep with my girlfriend in our bed. My penis got too big!! Ouch!

>>731
You should fight with reality!!

What I want is something to eat.
It must be delicious and expensive !!!
Whare can I get it ?

>>733
http://www.taiko.tokyo.walkerplus.com/

Go here at LUNCHTIME.

もちろんみんな英検純一、トー一句７００以上は持ってるよな！

>>735
No.

>>735
Kiss my ass

>>735
Yes, i have.

>>735
sure, beats me!

arBeit macht frei

>>740
Then, do you work?

You bastard
Have a drink?

keep moving
I need a drink

Hey, drunken men, get out of here !!!

Pank!
Not funny business

× Pank
○ Punk

・・・・sorry

pussy pussy pussy

I want to eat it!
I want to rick it!

>>746
(　･∀･)つ〃∩heh, heh !!!

Always I'm alone.
Only drinking.
I don't wanna think about my future. Too anxious.

We alone can feel the grace of isolation.
We alone can feel the real kind of other person.

I'll never be able to give up on you.

I have a nice dick

I WANNA BE A DEF BOY

>>753
I wanna be a deaf and blind.

I mean I want to die. I donnt know we are criticied in only face not our caracter, knowledge.
I cant bear no more.

Don't blind your senses to the REAL WORLD.
Watch your fucking sticks and mouth!!

>>755
Quid hoc sibi vult?

I want to earn much money.

>>757
You are unable.

>>757
work

This is Jisakujien.That's it!

>>757-758
your own work